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VOLUME 75, Number 36
Vancouver, B.C. Tuesday, February 16,1993
Personal safety products: capitalizing on fear
fcy Franc** Foran
Recent media attention on
campus assault has created the
ideal climate to turn female students' fear into profit for makers of
safety devices.
In the aftermath ofthe murder
of a BCIT student and the release
of a national study attesting to
female student's fear of abuse,
personal safety device makers are
capitalizing on the moment and
looking to students to buy their
One distributor is taking advantage of students' poverty as
well, encouraging them to sell
"anti-rape" noise alarms.
Quorum International's Personal Attack Alarm (PAAL) is
distributed by multi-level marketing, a "head-hunting" practice
the new federal Competition Act
clamped down on Jan 1.
Similar to the banned "pyramid" system, multi-level marketing depends on direct selling and a
word-of-mouth distribution system. Profits are made by having
sellers "head-hunt"—recruit others
and extract profits from the seller s
beneath them.
The price of the Quorum
alarms decreases as sellers advance upward in the pyramid and
recruit more sellers to distribute
for them. For the general public,
the price is $32.
The new clause in the Competition Act prohibits the exaggeration of earning potential to
encourage new recruits to join the
company.. But potential Applied
Electronics' recruits are told ifs a
perfect way to supplement an income and eventually, they say,
selling the 110 decibel noise alarms
will replace one's regular job.
"Tliey say the sales are huge,
that all women will buy [the
alarms] and that you can make $2-
$10,000 a month," said one potential recruit.
Susan Robinson who sells the
alarms from her North Van home
began toadvertise the PAAL device
to UBC students after the Sylvia
Leung slaying. Most of her buyers
are women, she said.
"Sales to students are excellent. A lot of people are paranoid
but they have to
be aware because of the
number of attacks on women.
They still have to
function, and
this is an affordable way to feel
Most safety
devices like
Quorum's noise
alarms, and
stink oil and dog
spray are bought
by men for their
female partners
who don't use
them,        said
Bonnie Agnew of Vancouver Rape
Relief. And noise alarms are useless against the majority of assaults which are in the home and
perpetrated by the men the
women   are intimate with.
"One ofthe purposes of noise
is to attract attention to somebody who would help. It's not like
we don't scream. We do, but the
problem is there's no response.
Like with car alarms, we've
learned to ignore the disruption of
the general peace," she said.
Candidates split hairs
over election results
by Lucho van Isschot
Were this year's AMS executive elections fair?
That is the question being
posed by Crista Cormack, who ran
for vice president on the Students
First slate, and lost.
The controversy stems from
the fact that vice president-elect
Janice Boyle, who beat out
Cormack, spent more than $150 on
her election campaign ($150 being
the maximum amount permitted
according to the AMS Code and
The $ 150 limit exists to ensure
that all candidates compete on a
level playing field—so no one candidate is permitted toout-campaign
their competitors simply because
they can afford to do so.
Elections commisioner Randy
Romero audited the campaign accounts of all ofthe candidates and
"found at the time that the candi
date Janice Boyle had spent over
the specified amount of $150 by
The elections committee, who
are charged in code and bylaws
with deciding the fate of any offenders, penalized Boyle $75 because ofthe infraction, but decided
not to call for her disqualification.
Boyle beat runner up Corrnack
by 273 votes. But, Romero said,
"Basically, we just decided that
$26 did not equal 273 votes."
Cormack did not agree. She
called the $26 over spent by Boyle
"a clear violation of code."
"Where do you draw the line?"
she asked.
For many people who ran for
AMS executive positions this year,
the issue raised by Cormack is an
important one.
Pam Rogers, who ran for coordinator of external affairs, said
she also believed that the elections
were unfair.
She pointed
out that slates
can take advantage of cheaper
group printing
costs for posters,
and can pool
their resources to
help out candidates who may
be running in
tight races.
"I personally
found the whole
thing very unfair
and very biased
towards the
slates," she said.
"If you are
going to penalize
Janice, then perhaps you should
penalize the
[Students First]
slate as well,"
Rogers said.
Mark "Psycho" Fuller shows the Mount Baker Hard Cores how
It's done. Story, page 4. ted young ing photo
Beware the hockey demons
by Stev* Chow
Two weekends ago the UBC
Hockey Thunderbirds finally
heaved the piano off their backs
with two convincing road perfor-
mances against the
Saskatchewan Huskies, includ-
ingtheir first win since defeating
lowly Brandon in early January.
Losing 5-4 the first game,
then salvaging the second contest
4-3 with hero-boy credit going to
Charles Cooper's game winner.
UBC fought back from 3-0 deficits both nights.
Coach Mike Coflin offered a
modest perspective on the T-
Birds'bestshowingin weeks: "We
were pretty solid against the
highest scoring team in our conference and, I think, across the
country . . . Our special teams
played quite a bit better."
Yeah, whatever.
UBC fully completely butt-
kicked the all-bark, no-bite
Husky powerplay all over the
Rutherford Rink, allowing only 3
stingy goals in 23 attempts—a
most excellent 86.8 kill percentage.
UBC's own previously pa
thetic power-play pulverized
Saskatchewan in the first game,
potting 3 goals in 7 tries—by far
their most impressive offensive
display in weeks.
"We finally had most people
playing at the top of their game,
and that's the only way we can
beat those teamis," Coflin said.
Improved team play carried
over to last weekend's games in
Winnepeg, which saw our
pucksters trounce the University
ofManitoba Bisons 6-3 the first
night, only to lose! a heart-breaker
on Valentine's Day, 4-2.
Focusing on special teams in
practices over the year has finally
paid off, reflected left winger Mike
"Our special teams have improved over the season and were
an important role in those wins.
Penalty-killing, especially
against Winnepeg, was phenomenal.
"We want to prove to everyone that we can play with the top
teams in the league and I think
the last two weeks have really
motivated us."
The season record (6-18-2) is
still nothing to write home about,
but inspired play against the
Huskies and Bisons has demonstrated that our troops can rage
hard with the best teams in
Canada West.
"Ever-- player on the team
has been playing excellent and
everyone is giving a 110 per cent"
said Shemko, looking foward to
the the final home stand against
the second place Regina Cougars
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February 16,1993 Shepard pokes at the military mystique
*y Baydn Thomas
For some people, myself
included*. Sam Shepard is a
demi-god. His plays have never
failed to- challenge, amuse and
frighten audiences...until now.
States of Shock
by Sam Shepard
directed by Paul Crepeau
Station Street Arts Centre
until February 2?
Shepard's new play, States of
Shock, takes place in a-minimally decorated middle-American family restaurant. Its
patrons consist of an all-Ameri
can colonel and his young war
vet companion, and a couple
clothed and made up entirely in
white—all of whom are being
served by an uncoordinated,
nervous waitress.
The colonel (Ron Sauve)
continually spouts humorous yet
truthful American military
rhetoric while his wheelchair-
bound charge, Stubbs (Vincent
Gale) stares intensely into space
with sporadic exclamations of
broken, disturbing memories and
fragmented thoughts. This
portion ofthe performance is
convincingly delivered despite
Shepard's surprisingly
unoriginal characters.
The other couple (Boyd
Norman and Wendy Donaldson),
well mannered and emotionally
antithetical to the colonel and
the vet, provide alight-hearted
comic relief to the colonel's
obnoxious monologues. Their
white face make-up and costumes are so cliche and
uncomplementary to the play one
wonders why director Paul
Crepeau would make such an
obviously poor interpretive
The clumsy waitress Glory
Bee (Sandra P. Grant) intends to
be comical but painfully overacts
the part from her slapstick
entrance to her melodramatic
On a more positive note, the
Tough not tough enough
hy Lucko van Isschot
What ever happened to truth
in advertising?
George F. Walker's new play
Tough! isnt tough at all. It's
actually a soft, unchallenging
and predictable comic drama
about young love and responsibility.
by George F. Walker
directed by Patrick
Vancouver East Cultural
Boy meets girl. Girl gets
pregnant. Girl wants to get
married. Boy freaks out. Boy
takes off. Boy feels guilty and
comes back, but still doesn't
want to get married. Girl tells
boy to take a Mke.
Prank Zotter and Robyn
Stevan play Bobby and Tina, the
young couple in question.
In the opening scene, Tina
accuses Bobby of cheating on
her. She and her friend Jill
(Leslie Jones) hit him with every
hackneyed chcMin the book.
He pleads guilty.
But, as it turns out, Tina is
really upset because she is
pregnant. She has decided to
keep the baby, and she wants to
know what Bobby is going to do
about it.
What is he going to do about
it? He doesn't know.
According to Tina, her life
will be nothing more than "rat
shit" if Bobby refuses to marry
Life and love are mediocre at
best, Tina concludes. And even
though a life with Bobby would
be dull and unsatisfying, she
believes that mediocrity is the
best anyone can hope for.
"It doesn't get any better
Bobby," she says.
Throughout the 80 minute
performance, Bobby is harassed,
insulted and beaten up by Jill.
Jill hates him, but it's not clear
why. She wants him to face up to
his responsibilities, but ifs not
clear what those are.
Bobby reasons that he
doesn't need to marry Tina to
support her. He can support her
financially. He can still be her
But Tina doesn't buy it. She
wants "everything" or nothing
at all.
At the end of the play Bobby
is left alone on stage. And as the
scene fades to black, he still
hasn't made his mind up.
Tough! conveys nothing of
substance to the audience. Is
Bobby supposed to marry Tina
because it's the "right* thing to
do? Is he supposed to marry her
to avoid getting beaten up by
Ultimately we dont know
and we don't care.
Moreover, Walker's portrayal of Bobby, Tina and Jill as
gritty, working class kids is
stilted and stereotypical. Bobby
plays the reckless, foolish,
immature young man, Tina the
self-sacrificing yet practical
mother-to-be, and Jill the tough-
as-nails, wisecracking, over-
protective friend.
Tough! only serves to
reinforce basic, traditional ideas
about gender, relationships, sex,
love and life.
The teenaged audiences who
see this production of Tough!
(being put on by Green Thumb
Theatre for Young People) will
probably find the play funny in
parts, but they probably won't
find it especially challenging or
Propaganda equals
politically correct bird
by Ian Lloyd
Consolidated recognizes
that all music is regressive:
serious music as well as commercial music. Entertainment is now
the most refined tool of mass
deception.*—from Consolidated's
Consolidated and New Fast
Automatic Daffodils
February 11
Since their beginning in
1989, Consolidated has used the
medium of industrial dance
musk to inform anyone who will
listen. Using this high energy
format they discuss the evils of
our society; sexism, racism,
environmental devastation,
homophobia and animal suffering to name a few.
They use a style that is
-simple and easy to understand,
and Mont hide behind the
ambiguous arty lyrics that are a
mainstay for most of the white
industrial modern dance band,"
as they say in their bio.
Their live show is one that is
surprisingly visual. Several
large TVs are set up and a video
collage is shown which is
relevant to the song being
performed. During "This is
Fascism," a song about modern
day fascism, they showed Nazi
propaganda videos, Desert Storm
documentaries, George Bush and
very graphic scenes of whale
Feeling that their work
should be under close scrutiny,
Consolidated mediates an open
forum during their live shows.
Any member ofthe audience can
speak their mind about the show,
the band's content or any other
topic they desire. Criticism
about the band is welcomed and
responded to by members of
Consolidated. Mostly the crowd
discussed the anti-Nazi rally,
slamdancing as a form of sexism,
the anti-fur rally and animal
Consolidated has not gone
unnoticed by the music industry.
Their video Unity of Oppression
was number four ofthe year end
top ten on MTV. "This is Fascism" made it as high as number
25 on Billboard's dance charts
last year. Currently their new
album, Play More Music, is on
local radio playlists and almost
every alternative and college
radio chart in North America.
Consolidated's sound is
diversifying to encompass
California thrash, funk and hip
hop. This is a welcome change
from their older work which was
exclusively industrial dance. As
for their political content,
Consolidated feel that, "{They're]
not a political band, we're a pop
band. Politics is when you go
outside and do something."
Consolidated is something
raw and upfront for the more
ethically and politically minded.
A definite tangent from the
typical Top 40 dance industry
which does nothing, says even
less and only goes round and
The opening act was New
Fast Automatic Daffodils, a
relatively new pop band.
Upbeat drums, grinding
guitars and European accents
produced a flavor that is reminiscent of other bands from the
UK, especially the city of
The twist here is the
incorporation of bongo drums
into their sound. This feeds new
life into an over-heard sound and
promises something better.
play uses rear screen projections
and sound effects very effectively. Bombers and explosions
are seen on screen while military
drums are violently beat out in
the dark ofthe theatre. This is
the only time the audience feels
unsure and intrigued.
The colonel's assertions of
the glory of war, with toasts such
are emotionally charged but
quickly become redundant. The
play can neither ride on powerful
one-liners nor on Stubbs' poetic
descriptive recollections.
States of Shock seems to be
Shepard's tired attempt to
expand on his love-hate relationship with America. However, he
lacks the passion for his subject
needed to write a complex play.
Consequently, States of Shock is
only an unfocussed glimpse at
the American military psyche.
The audience is left in a
state of shock—shocked at the
hollow, unoriginal characters,
the amateurish direction, and at
their own apathy towards
something they wanted to love.
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It's a nice day. Class gets out at 3:30 and I've got
no plans for tonight. So I grab my toque and
throw Emma (my snowboard) in the back seat
and head up to Cypress. I have a season's pass,
so it's easy for me to go up whenever I want to.
I think I like snowboarding best when I'm
doing it by myself. Boarding can be a very zen
experience—you clear your mind of everything
and you concentrate on your body and how it's
interacting with the board, the snow and the
terrain. Soul riding at its best.
Later that night, I go to the Pit for "alternative night." The music sucks, but they play the
Beastie Boys, so I'm happy. I'm still wearing my
toque, so I start switching and trading hats with
everyone there. This can also be a very zen
Jeff's there, and we make plans to go up
to Cypress the next day.
r *
^V Tuesday, January 26
' I sleep in till 1:00. So much for an early morning
"!■ •. start. I pick up Jeff and we head up. On the way
up the mountain, we get pulled over by the West
Van cops. Speed limit's 60 and I'm doing 90.
Damn! So I pull out my camera and I take a few
shots of the cop; he gives me a warning instead
of a ticket. I think there's a connection, but I can't
be sure.
Up on the mountain, conditions suck. It's
'"    raining heavily and the snow is slushy. But we're
* hardcore and we discover that these are perfect
conditions for boarding. Jeff's only been up four
times, so we stick to the green runs for most of
the night.
When you learn how to snowboard, it
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and do most of the other
freeriding basics. It takes
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season to get really
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to skateboard or surf
because a lot of the body
positioning is the same.
Skiing helps a little, but
not much.
Horizon, my
favorite blue run now has
moguls all over the place.
Moguls are hell on a
snowboard. So we stick
to Panorama and Collins.
Green runs are a little bit
boring, but I get some
decent air and pull a
couple of good grabs.
We stay up at
Cypress for a couple of
hours. By this time, the
rain has soaked through
our "waterproof" boarding
clothes, so we decide it's
time to take off.
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pass we invite him along, it takes about a minute of convincing to get him to come with us.
We decide to take two cars up. This was a mistake.
Jay and I go in one car and Marc and Doug go in the other. Nobody bothered to warn me that Jay listens to classic
rock. I'm forced to sit through Don Henley and Tom Petty all the way up the mountain. It's a living hell.
When we get up there, we have to wait for an hour and a half for Marc and Doug to show up. They had to stop off at
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maybe tackling some challenging steeps; old school is more influenced by skiing. New school riding is more progressive;
new school is all about busting huge air off of anything in your path and doing stylie technical grabs, pulling reverts and sick
tricks when you're carving down the slopes, and showing off to the other boarders. New school has more of a skateboarding
Jay is an old school rider. He's been boarding for something like six -gp
years. He started when it first came out, but he skis mostly. This is abnor-    *•
mal; most people who try boarding give up skiing on the spot. Marc's a
hardcore boarder. He's definitely new school. He surfs and skateboards too.
It's only his second year of boarding, but he's good. Really good.
It's 6:20 by the time we're on the chairlift. I'm playing Mr. Photographer, so I've got a 15 pound bag of camera equipment around my neck.
This adds a new dimension of difficulty to carving. We take the black
diamond mogul run that joins up with Horizon. Again, moguls are hell. We
watch as Doug bounces down them on his skis, then we flail our way down
the run. Jay's been boarding for a while, so he cruised the bumps pretty
There's this nice lip on the side of the run, so we take a few photos
there. Marc pulls a really stylie Frontside St iffy. We hike back up and jump
the lip a few times.
We take a few runs on Eagle chair. By this time, I'm really annoyed
with having to lug the camera bag around so I put it away, praying to god
that I got at least one useable shot (I only took seven photos).
On our next run we do the face—a black diamond run. My first real
black diamond run. Jay was kind of iffy about doing the run. Marc and Doug
were stoked. J was on it, but kinda freaked. Marc earned his new nickname,
"Psycho" for ripping off of any cliff he saw. I finally mastered handplant J-
turns, so I was a happy boy.
By the end of the day, I'd done six black diamonds. Jay left around
9:00, but we stayed up until 11:00. We were the last people on the mountain.
We top the day off with a greasy late-night meal at Fresgo's. Killer
Ted Young-lng puis a stylie Green Egg Tail-Grab up at Mount Baker
he builds a jump on a little hill at the bottom of Home Run.
It starts off as a small 50cm hit, but by the time Doug
is finished with it, it's a meter and a half jump that launches
you up a good three meters in the air. So dope.
We spend hours on the jump. I'm having the best day.
A small audience gathers to watch us. At one point, one of the
Mt. Baker staff comes out with a video camera and tapes us
for a while.
We hike the jump all afternoon until the mountain
closes. Highlights of the afternoon are Steve's fat Stalefish,
Psycho's late Blindside 360 and my fully boned out Backside
Tailgrab. Oh, yeah: and
Doug trying a 360 spin on
his skis. Ripping day of
At the end of the day,
Doug orders a pitcher of
beer in the pub. He's the
only one among us who's
21. Steve and I get booted
out, but Psycho sweet talks
the waitress and gets to
stay. What?!
On the way down
from the mountain, Psycho
once again lives up to his
nickname by taking the
hairpin turns at 90km/h (no
We make a pit stop at
the Mount Baker
Snowboard Shop. If you
want to buy a cheap board,
go here. My Libtech Emma
Peel costs $100 less here
than in Canada (including
exchange). A typical board
set up (board, boots,
bindings) will set you back
about $700, a little more in
Thursday, January 28
Ski club executive meeting at noon. I bring a proposal to them about creating a branch of the club for snowboarders.
More people learned how to snowboard this year than learned how to ski, and so many people are giving up skiing
for snowboarding. I go in thinking that the idea is a shoo-in.
I'm fully stoked on the idea; the ski club executive is not. Tension is really high. I sit there in disbelief as I hear
comments like, "Well, why do we even want snowboarders in the ski club?" and, "If they want a club so badly, why can't they
go form their own club?"
In the past, skiers and snowboarders haven't gotten along. There's a different mindset. Skiers thought that boarders
were wreckless, rude little shits that cut them off on the mountains and ate up all
the fresh powder. Snowboarders thought that skiers were boring, lame-ass geeks. I
thought those days were over. Guess I was wrong.
Five hundred meters from the border, Psycho gets
pulled over for speeding and running a stop sign. The cop
only gives us a ticket for speeding. Thanks, buddy.
On the way home, we stop in at a McDonalds in
Langley (why do I always end up in Langley?) where all the
highschool kids are hanging out. We piss parents off by
playing in the ball-room.
That night, we all sleep peacefully and dream about
powder and catching big air. So dope.
I called up to Cypress a
few days ago and told
them I was doing an
article on snowboarding
for The Ubyssey. I
managed to scam four
free passes, so I rounded
up a couple of friends and we head up for a good
day of boarding.
Cypress is a good mountain. It has the
best terrain of the three local mountains. Grouse
has a really tong half-pipe (The Coffin"), but the
rest of the mountain is kind of boring. Seymour
has a good scene—there are some rad new
schoolers up there, but the slopes are pretty flat.
Marc "Psycho" Fuller, Jay Peterson and I
Friday, January 29
I'm hanging out with some of my snowboard buddies in Langley. They get me
drunk and dye my hair Ronald McDonald red. Thanks, kids.
In the middle of the night, we almost drive to New York. We make it as far
as Idaho. But that's another story...
Wednesday, February 3
I go up boarding again by myself. I admit it—I'm addicted and I need my fix.
Friday, February 5
Life is good to me. Very good.
After much arguing and a little begging, I convinced Mt. Baker to give us
free passes (shout outs to Glen and her staff for all of their help).
Psycho picks me up at 7:00 in the morning. Doug's riding shotgun—he's still
wearing his pyjamas. Steve Nash is in the back seat with me. Psycho powers it to
Baker and we're on the chairlift by 9:30.
It's a nice sunny day, but the conditions are really icy. Baker desperately
needs new snow.
I'm dragging the camera bag around again. It's really too icy to be boarding.
We spend most of the morning on Nose Dive. Everyone at Baker seems to
be pulling Half-Cab reverts on the slopes, so we join in.
Baker's half-pipe still has a big snake groove cut in it from the Mt. Baker
Banked Slalom competition that happened last weekend. Steve tries a few tricks in
the pipe, but it was too icy to do anything good.
A half-pipe is a long run with built up walls on either side. It looks like a "U"
or like a pipe sawed in half lengthwise (hence the name). Pipes are rad when
they're groomed properly—the vert on either side shoots you out of the pipe and
you can pull sick grabs, then land back on the transition and get enough momentum to shoot up the other wail.
We decide to take the new Hemispheres quad chair. We ride Oh Zone down to Big Hemisphere, the whole while
thinking, "this run would be amazing with fresh powder." Actually, we were thinking that ail morning.
Baker (along with Blackcomb) is supposedly the epicenter for snowboarding in the Northwest. There are a hell of a
lot of boarders there; more boarders than skiers. The beals—they call themselves the Mount Baker Hard Cores—are
supposed to be the best of anywhere, but the whole day we only saw five riders that were any good.
We board on the bulletproof terrain for a while, but by noon we're tired of the shitty conditions. All of us are bummed
cause we're having such a bad day.
We break for lunch. Baker's the only mountain I've ever been to that has vegetarian food in the cafeteria.
After lunch, our plan is to make a little jump, take a few photos and go home. Doug borrows a shovel from a lifty and
Jay Peterson going fat with a Frontside 180 spin at Cypress Bowl.
Your undergraduate degree —
in law, accountancy, economics
and other — will get you started.
Enrol in a three-semester Qualifying Program
at McGill, follow through with three terms in tax
specialization, and you'll be ready for a career
as a tax practitioner — a profession much in
demand by chartered accountancy firms, legal
firms, and government.
This McGill program is unique in Canada and
leads to a Graduate Diploma in Taxation. You
have the choice of taking it on a full-time or
part-time basis, and of starting a semester in
either January, May or September.
Monday, February 22, 1993
10:00 a.m. to 12 noon
Faculty of Commerce & Business Administration
David Lam Management Research Centre
Department of Chartered Accountancy
and Graduate Administrative Studies
McGill University
(514) 398-6154, Fax (514) 398-4448 or 2832
Redpath Library Building, Room 211
3461 McTavish Street
Montreal, Quebec
Centre for
What better place
to better yourself. AMS report card '92-93
This Wednesday it's out with the old find in with tho
new... well sort o£ Many ofthe old will play musical chairs
and a few ofthe new will be drawn into the AMS game of
politics, semantics, and mental masturbation.
Regardless of whether they're out or just displaced,
the 1992-93 AMS Executive has finished their term in
office. Thus, we, as a critical publication betrothed to the
AMS, have taken it upon ourselves to grade our brave and
powerful student executive on their splendid year as
leaders of our student council.
B Martin ErU—President
Where to begin but at the top? Ah, Martin Ertl,
our little Napoleon (you know he hates that
crack) and otherwise fearless leader. Like many Catholic
school boys he has a wee bit too much respect for authority.
However, he did learn to croon a fabulous rendition of
CCanada at school, which he sung on many drunken
occasions. {We won't mention the lipstick or the hairpiece.
Our little secret, right Martina?) As far as fashion sense,
Martin's ken doll hair might be an inspiration to us all, as
was the fabulous tie collection.
Martin's leadership in civil disobedience—be it a
tuition freeze rally or a pro-pizza fight—was an inspiration to us all. When it came to other issues, however, this
good boy/bad boy rebel didn't come through. He failed to
demonstrate any backbone during the support staff strike
last March, he waffled when council was asked to uphold
the student court decision to fine the EUS for their past
transgressions, and he agreed to needlessly pouring
$500,00Qinto the Pit. Nevertheless, diplomatic and somewhat level-headed, Martin endeared himself to us on
C     Carole Forsythe—Vice President
■■ Carole Forsythe, on theotherhand was a woman
with a mission: enforcing strict adherence to
AMS codes and bylaws, in strategically crucial moments
that is. WeVe not saying you're AR, Carole, but you are the
Roberts' Rules fetishist extraordinaire. In this dysfunctional
family you are the mother of dysfunctions. What is most
worrisome is why you won't get off the AMS merry-go-round?
It cant be that much fun; your face is melting and we see the
circuits crackling and fuming. Good luck next year.
We predict your fourth year as an AMS hack will be
trying. Our suggestion: Ask Marya for wardrobe planning
tips. At least then you'll look like you aren't mentally
l—C tm    Bill Dobie—Director of Finance
JLJf     "Dollar" Bill Dobie, our sugar Daddy, sometimes
Bweet heart, and other times a forked-tongued son-
of-a-gun, As the puppeteer of the Alma Mater Society, Bill
always has a stern (and usually condescending) word of
advice for the would-be journalists of The Ubyssey, Dont get
us wrong, we love you, BiH, you're the best dad anyone could
ever ask for. By the way, how's about a raisein our allowance?
Aw, come on big daddy!
B   Caireen Hanert—Director of Administration
Caireen's pet project Pit renovation probably garnered more support from students than anything on
this campuB has in a long time. {Which ib pretty pathetic...)
Mind you, she had to justify the half mil price tag somehow,
n'est-ce pas? Therenovation was done under the auspices of
making the Pit wheelchair accessible. You might have
considered consulting some real live people who use wheelchairs to get theirinputin the project. Other than this, we're
not sure how you spent the year as B of A. 'Nuff said,
Marya McVicar—Coordinator of External Affairs
"■"■v Okay, are you now ready for the cat fight? We're
I I J^not saying she shouldn't wear red suits, mus
i * T™tard shirts or brown lipstick, but it is a sugges
tion from The UbyBBey Fashion Patrol.
Marya "building-my-resume* McVicar chaired, lead,
and belonged to a lot of committees as an "advocate" for
women. Unfortunately, what she didnt do was gain much
support from women. With her soon to be released continent-wide video, which stated that rape was an issue of
miscommunication between men and women, she quickly
lost the support of campus feminists. Nevertheless, we will
likely see this sweet wheeler and dealer as provincial
Mi btress of WomenB' Affairs sometime in the future as she
seems to know how to get what she wants. Life sure sucks
boo-hoo, doesn't it?
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"I'm tired ont all," said Paula Wellings, as she stared off into the distance and shook her head. Frances Foran sighed, distractedly pulling daisies out
ofthe ground. "Does it have to be so utterly futile,* said Stan Paul, munching on a tender morsel of grass. Steve Chow shut his eyes, pretending he
was already dead and buried. Yukie Kurahashi gritted her teeth, ready to bear it all, while Martin Chester could only mutter, "I don't know what
you're talking about* Sam Green might have cried, but she had run out of tears. Thus Sara Martin put her handkerchief back in her pocket and just
held Sam silently. Ted Young Ing tried to look chipper, but only achieved dapper. Ian Lloyd painted tiie group in black on a black background, and
Rachana titled it The Emotional Black Hole. Nick Delany concerned himself with the trials and tribulations of earwax, but Haydn Thomas sobbed
and sobbed and sobbed. Denise Woodley looked about at all the downtrodden faces and exclaimed, "It's only a kite, guys!" and held the string tight
as Lucho lept and ran about until the bits of coloured paper and wood soared back into the open sunlit sky.
 Franc— Foran » Sam Or—n  a Yukie) Kurahashi » Lucho van Isschot a Paula Wellings
Animals matter
In her letter Corina
Dyck concludes that the biology of all mammals is the
same. However, she does not
answer the question why in
the face ofthe same cellular
mechanism some diseases
infect only members of certain species and not others.
For instance, close to 70% of
african green monkeys are
infected with HIV but never
develop AIDS. If cellular biology was the only factor, all
mammals would suffer from
the same ailments, so vivisection had vali dity. The fact
that animals are more different than similar to humans is evident in differences to blood type, immune
systemm, physiology, histology, metabolism, and yes,
even in anatomy. That is why
human health has never
suffered from animal experimentation.
Ms. Dyck's reasoning
that "if in vivo studies did
not provide useful information they would not be done"
is astonishingly naive. She
is also misinformed about
the Animal Defense and
Antivivisection Society
which is a non-profit
organisation. In contrast,
vivisection- operating hidden from public views (guess
why?)- is the multibillion
dollar business. Deliberately
killing defenseless animals
in an effort to mimic or
simulate human diseases is
unscientific and immoral.
The person who needs a
history lesson may be Ms.
Dyck herself; only the type
of deadly diseases has
changed (and increased)
over time. No diseases have
been cured in the 20th century except for the control of
infectious ailments thanks
to better nutrition, hygiene,
Ike Ubyssey wefeoai— letters on any I—us*. La-attars taiiat ba typed and ara not to axcaad 300 words bi length. Contant which Is Judged to ba libelous, homophobic, —xlst, racist or
factually Incorrect will not be published. Plea—be concise. Uttera a»y be edKedta brevity, but tt Is a*andstdllfcye—yp<»Mcy not to edKlettevs to speSIng or granaaatical Mistakes.
Haa— brinf ••>"■. with MantfflcaUon, to SUB 241k. Latter* must Include mate, faculty, and signature.
and public sanitation. All the
old diseases along with new
ones are killing more and
more of us in spite of
extnesive animal experimentation.
Vivisection is an un-
many lives, and leads nowhere else than to our own
destruction. Everyone with
an in-depth understanding
ofthe consequences of vivisection onhumanhealth and
with sound moral values will
acknowledge the invalidity
ofthisexperimental method.
Mariann Horvath
3rd year Psychology
Geers matter
It was Tuesday during
a lunchtime environmental
lecture in the Buchanan
buildings that I had a poignant experience that inspired me to write to The
Ubyssey. The guest lecturer
had just finished speaking
about concepts and means
of adjusting our social and
industrial ways of life to
perhaps some day, in the
middle ofthe next century,
achieveabetter balance with
nature. A brief discussion
about these ideas and our
future was somewhat interrupted by loud cheering and
shouting from outside. I
emerged from the lecture
hall to find a parade of Engineers sporting red jackets
and pulling a makeshift
chariot. The engineers were
not terribly disruptive, except to make a lot of noise
andblock someone'spathfor
a minute as the boisterous
bunch marched on by
chanting and shouting, with
the RCMP following closely
behind to ensure that things
stayed in hand. This event
caused me to reflect on engineering week and the role
engineers have at UBC.
Engineers have contributed
many things to our society,
and for some of those things
we have benefit. However,
they do, at UBC, tend to be
more boisterous and oppressive, in some regards,
than our society tolerates
and have suffered fines and
been publicly reproached. I
do not wish to make this an
anti-Geer letter, but rather
a perspective to be considered. Engineers at all universities have a sense of
camaraderie and spirit that
can be admired. Although, I
feel that the energy spent
parading about campus with
a sense of self importance
and swaggering announcement of "quaffing 40 beers"
is misdirected energy, particularly after emerging
from a lecture about a future
in which we all play an important role. I hope, and
expect, that the engineers of
tomorrow, those people who
can play an extremely important function in shaping
technology and society in our
future, will reflect on themselves during this engineering week and future engineering weeks. It is their
responsibility to examine
the world filled with oppression and despair that
awaits them, and decide
theirrole and the potentially
positive influence they can
have in shaping everyone's
B. Groulx
Science 4
Berg vs. UBC
I wish to inform the student body of UBC that although the university is
claiming that they had "no
intention to eliminate the
rights for students in the
(human rights) action"
(quote from Vancouver Sun
article entitled "University
denies trying to limit hu
man rights" January 28,
1993) of Berg vs UBC that
prior to any testimony being
heard the university's legal
counsel requested to appeal
their case to the courts, on
the grounds that the BC Human Rights Council had no
jurisdiction over the university because they were not a
service generally available
to the public. They had with
them at that time a brief
which summarized all previous legal cases supporting
the position that the university was not under the jurisdiction ofthe BC Human
Rights Council. This was
before any testimony had
been offered regarding any
key, any rating sheet or any
other discriminatory act. So
although, McClean says,
"Our counsel is not arguing
that the Human Rights Act
does not apply within the
walls of the university" it
was certainly their intention
to establish it at the beginning of my human rights
hearing. Therefore as
Shelagh Day ofthe National
Action Committee on the
Status ofWomen claimed all
students across this country
are vulnerable that their
rights will not be protected
under existing Human
Rights legislation.
Janice Berg
...and we dare
you to think-
On February 8, 1993,
Frances Foran appeared on
the BCTV 11 pm. news to
defend the article she had
written about th BC Transit
When she did this she
showed eveiyone in BC her
true, selfish colors. What
she was really saying when
she said "It's not illegal unless you get caught" was that
she does not have to pay attention to the law when it
inconveniences her.
If you put even a small
amount of thought into that
sort of argument, then you
can easily see where that
statement will lead to. It
starts out with minor, petty
thefts (which by the way are
causing BC Transit to lose
over $2 million per year in
revenue - Do you think that
might be why they are raising the price of fares Frances?
It is either that or the outrageous wage that the union
forces them to pay) and from
there escalates. If someone
can get away with cheating
BC Transit out of 50 cents
why not try a bit more? Admittedly not everyone will
try to*do more" but I wonder
how many ofthe people who
are sitting in jail right now
"started out small"?
When we consciously
decide that we are above a
written law, we destroy the
uefulness of having laws in
the first place. What if
someone decided that the law
which outlaws rape was an
inconvenience and then used
Frances' excuse to commit
the crime whenever possible.
I am quite sure that the
women who were assaulted
by such a "progressive
thinker" would not agree
with the idea that "It is only
illegal if you get caught".
After Frances was finished extolling the virtues of
stealingfrom BC Transit, she
went on to blame her criminal activities on the government of all things. More of
the same rot about the rich,
nasty, white male dominated
government whose one and
only purpose is to subjugate
minorities, females, and the
poor. Frances, WAKE UP
AND SMELL THE COFFEE, the government is already paying about 80% of
your tuition through subsidies to the University, it is
covering your -INTEREST
FREE- student loan until you
graduate and then it defers
a large percentage of that
loan when you do graduate.
This all happens just at
school, if you want to go
further; we have free medical care, we can collect UIC
after working only 12 weeks
(and then sit on our buts for
the rest of the year), if we
need it we can get welfare
benefits, etc., etc, etc.
Frances you have just got
spoiled and expect a living
from the world when the
world does not owe you, or
anyone else a thing! It is
just this type of political
philosophy of increased
government transfer payments that has got the deficit to the embarrassingly
high point that it is at.
If you want money in
your pocket to pay for a bus
ride Frances, go out and get
a job like the rest of us have
to do. Become a productive
member of society and contribute to the public good
little socialist Utopia that is
the Ubyssey office, telling
everyone how much they owe
you and how nasty people
are when they dont give you
just what you want.
Frances, just because
you fancy yourself to be a
radical, defending the cause
ofthe poor and downtrodden
does not give you the right to
counsel people the break the
law. Most of us are getting
weary ofthe constant noise
you and the overly vocal
MINORITY you represent
spew from this rag. Please
give us a break and keep
your ideas to yourself!
P.S. I dare you to print
this without editing it.
Jason Thomas Hayes
We have a backlog of
letters, this is the final
time we will print any
letters over the 300-
word limit If you have
submitted a letter
longer than this come
by SUB 241K
February 16,1993 Take me to your
RE: the BCTV news item yesterday
about BC Transit and the article in
your paper counselling cheating.
I wasn't surprised too much to
hear that you had an article like
that. What disgusted me was your
view that you saw nothing wrong
with cheating and that it was a
crime only if you get caught. What
stupid & twisted thinking.
If I were to take your Une of
thinking then it is okay for guys to
date rape and abuse women and it
would be had only if they get
caught. I could extend the same
argument to any other criminal
activity including murder, robbery
You folks are going to be our
leaders in a few years. HI remember not to expect much.
M. Bains
Dino Dynasty
UBC Men's Gymnastics Team
clearly dominated the Western
Collegiate Championships in
Saskatoon, January 30th. The
UBC squad captured 11 of 24
possible medals including 4 gold, 4
silver, and 3 bronze. UBC took the
gold for the team event, ending
Calgary's long dominance and
pushing them to second place while
the University of Alberta place
third. Steve Latham of UBC was
fir st in the All Around competition.
Other UBC All Around finishes
were Len Chong 5th, Toby
Proshauer 6 th, and JoshLepawsky
in 8th position.
On the individual events
Chong took the bronze on floor
exercise, Latham the gold on
pommel horse and silver on rings.
Chong moved up to silver on vault
while on parallel bars Latham
grabbed another silver and
Lepawsky the bronze. UBC made
a clean sweep ofthe exciting horizontal bar when Latham took the
gold, Lepawsky the silver, and
Chong the bronze. Clearly UBC
was the outstanding team at this
years championships.
UBC will be playing host to
the Women's Western Canadian
Championships on Friday, February 19th. The meet begins at 7pm
at the Osborne Center gymnastics
facility. The event promise to be an
exciting one.
Jeff Thompson
Overly Indecent
A few days ago, while walking
through the SUB, my friends and I
were astounded by what we saw.
In particular, I am referring to the
photograph depicting two naked
men passionately kissing, one
holding the other's erect penis
while placing a condom on it. Not
only was the photo unnecessarily
graphic, but as well I feel it was
taken and displayed in extremely
poor taste. After all, the SUB is not
a training ground for future
"Penthouse" pin-ups, but rather a
place where all students should
feel comfortable without being offended by such pictures. If one feels
like looking at such poses, by all
means, subscribe to any magazines, belong to any clubs, buy any
books and see any moviesyou want.
However, by displaying such
tasteless and erotic photographs
in public, gay rights activists are
not making society more aware of
their goals, but rather disgusting
many people. Moreover, had this
particular ad been of a woman and
a man, it would be considered
pornography and rightfully be
banned from public display alto
gether. Ifs not like pople have a
choice whether to see it or not either, for it is in wide public view for
all passers by to see.
Don't get me wrong. I grew up
in the west end of Vancouver,
some of my neighbors and many of
my co-workers are homosexual,
thus itis not as though I was raised
in a sheltered environment. On
the contrary, gays, lesbians and
bi-sexuals have always been like
any other people I knew, and thus
I considered them no better, no
worse, but just equal to everyone
else. Yet I feel that by displaying
this photograph they are attempting to exclude themselves,
something which they do not want
to be. After all, by presenting such
pornography they are not only being different, but more
importatnly, losing the true
meaning of what they want to
teach—safe sex and tolerance.
Perhaps next time people decide to put together a display for
gay-rights, they will take into
consideration the rights of others
and not present a picture which is
too crude, rude and basically inappropriate to be shown in a public
area. Personally I lost all interest
to see the rest ofthe exhibition.
Marina Gringruz
1st Year Student
This is my beef
RE: Sperm Love Tofu Burgers
I am concerned over Jonty
Bogardus' article in last Fridays
edition of The Ubyssey concerning
beef production and its global
consequences. I found it to be filled
with myths and lacking in factual
Bogardus reported that it re
quires 20,000 litres of water to
produce 1 kilogram of beef. Research scientists at the Agriculture Canada Animal Research
Centre have calculated that it take
130 litres, not 20,000, to produce 1
kilogram of beef. With respect to
the destruction ofthe rainforests,
the massive deforestation in South
and Central America is due to the
need for crop land, most of which
quickly becomes unproductive and
is then reverted to pasture for
cattle. Beef cattle are not responsible for destroying the rainforest.
Beef cattle, while requiring
large amounts of land, utilize land
that would otherwise be useless
for agricultural purposes. Land
capable of producing crops such as
potatoes is used for such crops,
simply because it would be foolish
to use it for cattle. Cattle are very
efficient at utilizing otherwise
useless land. As far as 'Bogardus'
statement that cattle produce
massive amounts of unmanageable
waste, most of the manure produced by cows is under range conditions and £18 such is naturally
incorporated back into the soil.
There is no threat of contaminating municipal waterways as beef
is not produced in urban areas.
I also fail to see any connection between Bogardus' reference
to PCB's causing sterility and production ofbeef and vegetarianism.
Polychlorinated biphenyl i s a toxic
compound that has been used as a
cooling fluid in transformers. It
has nothing to do with animal production.
I am not against vegetarianism and I do appreciate the value
of such a diet. I would be happy to
reference any of my facte to those
Paul Goerzen
Agriculture 3
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Wednesday, February 17,1993
Student Union Building, Room 206
12:00 p.m.
• AMS Interim Financial Statements as of 31 December 1992
• Auditor's Report - Financial Statements as of 30 April 1992
• President's Annual Report
• General Manager's Annual Report - Review of Business
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1. Be it resolved that Peat Marwick Thorne be retained as the
auditor for the Alma Mater Society of the University of British
Columbia for the ensuing fiscal year.
• Handing over of the gavel and brief
statements by the incoming AMS President.
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Dancer brings life to role
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Ballet BCs DanceAlive Series
will present Romeo and Juliet,
danced by the Royal Winnipeg Ballet, for those who missed the Kirov
version last season.
I talked to Elizabeth Olds, one
of the principle dancers, about herself and the upcoming performance.
also when she first danced Juliet. A
beautiful warm smile lights up her
face as she talks enthusiastically
about dancing this character.
Tve more of an affinity towards
Juliet, even more than Giselle or the
Swan Queen. Juliet is just so real,"
she says. As a confirmed skeptic when
it comes to Romeo-Juliet type "to-
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February 22, 1993.
Romeo and Juliet
Royal Winnipeg Ballet
Queen Elizabeth Theatre
February 17-20
Olds has been a principal dancer
with the RWB since 1989, which is
mance8," I find this hard to believe
and question her further. -"Yes," she
says, "but you must think about Renaissance Italy when they grew up
awfully fast. They had arranged
marriages when they were just 13
years old. I have to put myself in a
completely different era."
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choreographed by Rudi van Dantzig
who is one of several choreographers
to have created a full length ballet to
Sergei Prokofiev's score. Van Dantzig
created it originally for the Dutch
National Ballet, and later staged it
for the RWB in 1981. It was the
culmination of a long and successful
relationship between van Dantzig
and the RWB.
Olds credits this close partnership with making the performance
what it is. She has worked with him
and says "...it means so much more,
just to be able to hear the original
creative thought, see the original
creative input." She continues,
"Rudi's ballets in particular have an
incredible quality. We as dancers
call them dancer's ballets. As a
dancer, they feel good, and have an
incredibly natural, organic and human sense to them; a human movement which is very emotional and
real. His ballets are very special that
way, and most ofhis works are among
my favorites."
Olds finds the challenge of acting one of the most difficult parts.
"Certainly the audience does know
the story line so if they're anticipating, say, the frustration of Juliet,
that's up to me to portray."
What she appreciates about this
role is that "It is more of an individual artisf s choice. In Swan Lake
you're a swan, and in Sleeping Beauty
you're a princess—there is a fairy
tale character that you can fall back
on. You can rely on the fact that
there's a distinct characteristic that
a swan or a princess would have. On
the other hand, when you think of
Juliet, she's a young girl and how I
would portray her is bound to be
different from how you would portray her. It's more open to interpretation, there is more freedom."
Juliet will also be danced in
Vancouver by Laura Graham and
Evelyn Hart. Hart has been dancing
this character since 1981 when she
danced in RWB's premiere performance, and for which ahe has received rave reviews. However, it will
be the first time for Graham who is
known as a strong dramatic dancer,
and she is looking forward to a chance
to a show a softer and more lyrical
side of herself.
Although Olds acknowledges
that their various portrayals of Juliet
are quite different, she found them
difficult to compare. She has seen
"bits and pieces of Laura's Juliet in
rehearsal, but it is hard to tell what
it will look like. Evelyn's Juliet is
very fragile, perhaps a bit more
The RWB programme will offer
its dancers a chance to display their
artistic maturity by focusing on the
human qualities of dance. Van
Dantzig is known for his deep interest
in the individual psyche, and the
constant struggle between good and
evil. He sees the acceptance of death
as final and inevitable, emphasizing
this theme throughout.
Olds agrees that many of his
pieces have a strain of morbidity
running throughout them, but denies that this detracts from his work.
"I think that Rudi's touched on it just
right," she says.
As for Dantzig himself, he says
of his craft: "I am not one for just
bringing entertainment to an audience, I like to suggest that some
things in life are not that glorious
and that there is every reason to
improve them because life is worthwhile. For me a ballet does not finish
when the curtain closes, it goes on."
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