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THE UBYSSEY Vol. LXVII. No. 14 Vancouver, B.C. Friday, October 26,1964 y£.\>i 48 228-2301 *>«^ $£'; ,.,.v *V ^g& WRITING DIFFICULT MIDTERMS can exhaust most students and changes of scenery are helpful in influencing study habits. Pleasant weather and good company often stimulate receptive areas of brains, allowing more information to be absorbed. Also, such outside elements have relaxing effect on human nervous system, thus allowing students to —enc eggertson photo calm down from midterm pressures. Professors, too, are influenced by these factors — there's always possibilities for class to be delayed or cancelled altogether so students and faculty alike can enjoy pastoral atmosphere. Tennis court transfer still mysterious By PATTI FLATHER Who made the decision to transfer four grass tennis courts to UBC three months ago still remains a mystery. The universities minister, UBC's board of governors chair and UBC's athletics director all deny responsibility. The manager of the Vancouver Lawn Tennis and Badminton Club, where the courts came from, said the club dealt with universities minister Pat McGeer in the transfer last July. courts were taken out," said Graham Lax- ton. He said McGeer, a club member, knew the courts would be thrown away and approached the club himself. "He came to us. We were all set. We had the bulldozers in the yard and everything," Laxton said. Laxton said McGeer told the club the grass would go to UBC. The club gave McGeer two days to complete the transfer and he did it, Laxton added. The courts cost $15,000 per year to main- "Dr. McGeer was here on the day the tain at the club but may cost less to upkeep at Cuts stall native plan By ROBERT BEYNON Changes to UBC's handling of B.C.'s native culture are still a long way off despite a recent report, UBC's president said Thursday. George Pedersen said he cannot implement policy changes quickly. He received in June a report from an ad hoc presidential committee on native peoples and native communities in B.C. "It's the same problem we have in other areas. We don't have the resources to implement the changes we are discussing," Pedersen said. Native people are vastly underrepresented at UBC as compared to the percentage of natives in B.C. Pedersen said the medicine faculty is considering establishing a program assisting native students entering medicine, adding this would mean no additional university funding. He said both the Native Indian Teacher Education Program and the law faculty have been very successful in attracting native students to their faculties. Changes to UBC being considered in the future include setting up a native studies program similar to women's studies, coor dinating existing native-related courses among different faculties, providing more special counselling services and introducing new courses relating to natives, Pedersen said. The university is currently considering seeking funds from off-campus sources such as the Ontario-based Donner Foundation, Pedersen said, to start these programs because UBC has no funds it can allocate. Verna Kirkness, native committee co- chair, said before UBC can realistically seek outside funding it has to show some commitment itself. Kirkness, who also coordinates NITEP, added she believes the president is interested in implementing change and committee members are still hopeful some changes can be accomplished. "We certainly hope some of the report's plans can be implemented soon," Kirkness said. She said a basic step required is for the university to find office space for the project and hire, even part-time, someone who could coordinate on-campus projects involving native students or native culture. The committee was set up by Pedersen in June 1983. Its composition included former justice minister Tom Berger as well as education, law and arts professors. No noro |MH"luii(| ovoi"llnio Drivers beware — towing begins Tuesday in the University Endowment Lands. "We will not be issuing tickets. Vehicles found ovetprked in one hour parking zones or in no parking areas will be impounded," said UBL manager Ron O'Genski Thursday. "It's strictly a towaway situation." O'Genski said tickets were issued last year but students'did not pay them. And it is too costly for the UEL to go after people in court, he added. "We just don't have the facilities." Signs will be posted Monday warning of the new policy, O'Genski said. "We want to fair to the students." V£ UBC, he said. Laxton did not say how much the transfer cost. McGeer earlier received retractions from MacLeans magazine and The Ubyssey for stories saying McGeer authorized UBC to spend $80,000 on the transfer. McGeer had nothing to do with the transfer decision, McGeer's ministerial assistant Jane Burnes claimed Thursday. "He doesn't have the authority to tell them what to do. He couldn't go to Laxton and say 'I'm moving the grass to UBC," Busnes said. Under the Universities Act only UBC's board of governors can determine UBC's expenditures. But she said McGeer did use some of the grass for the baselines on his own tennis courts because the serving areas were wearing out. Burnes said she understood UBC's board of governors made the decision to transfer the courts. But board chair David McLean said the board has never even discussed the court decision, nor specifically approved it. He said the UBC athletics department was the source to talk to. "Why are you even discussing this issue? I don't consider it worthwhile taking the time to talk to you about it," McLean said. Bye George? Despite provincial cutbacks and difficult decisions UBC's administration president turned down a tempting proposition this summer. George Pedersen said Thursday he turned down an offer to become the president of the University of Toronto. The U of T is not suffering from such serious cuts as UBC is and many think it is more prestigious than any other Canadian university. Pedersen said he thought leaving UBC at this point would have been ethically inappropriate. "It would have looked like I was abandoning ship," Pedersen said, adding this would have further demoralized his faculty and staff. He added as president he felt that he had a duty to continue the job he accepted from UBC's board of governors. Margaret Copping, student society president and former student board member, said if Pedersen had left, UBC would definitely have suffered. She said if staff change quickly at any institution valuable knowledge is not passed on and the institution can suffer badly. Pedersen became president in June 1983. "Why would the board get involved with it at all?" McLean said. The board must approve all capital expenditures at UBC. "We run a two hundred million dollar budget and you're talking about peanuts." UBC athletics director Bob Hindmarch also claimed he did not know who made the decision to acquire the courts. He said he thought it was an administrative decision which would involve the chair of the board, McLean. UBC president George Pedersen was in Germany when UBC acquired the courts. Hindmarch said he was the one who organized the court transfer. When asked when he first heard of the available grass, he said: "I first became aware (when) Dr. McGeer mentioned it to me." There were only two or three days to complete the transfer, Hindmarch said, or the turf would be thrown out. "We had to make a fairly quick decision." Hindmarch added people implying the transfer was wrong made him angry. He said if a facility for medicine was made available no one would make a fuss. The court's maintenance costs will be about $2,500 per year, not $15,000 and the money will come from user fees, Hindmarch said. "Oh, they're beautiful!" Hindmarch said of the courts. They are located behind the tennis bubble near the Thunderbird Winter Sports centre. New grass is sprouting in the places the transferred grass does not cover, and there is a row of newly planted cedar seedlings outside. Sports surviving Most athletic teams whose budgets were cut are surviving by one means or another. Women's athletic director Marilyn Pomfret said she had to discontinue women's ice hockey and curling. Fencing, skiing, squash and badminton are now maintained at students' expense, Pomfret said. She said this year the board of governors reduced her department's budget to 1977-78 levels, although inflation has increased costs sizeably. Men's athletic director Rick Noonan said his budget is $48,000 less this year than last year. But he said the department maintained teams whose funding was cut by fundraising efforts. He said men's gymnastics is discontinued, but golf, tennis, squash, badminton, skiing and field hockey are maintained through the contributions and support of alumni and private clubs. Page 2 THE UBYSSEY Friday, October 26, 1984 Frozen Quebec fees likely to increase MONTREAL (CUP) — Tuition fees at Quebec universities, frozen since 1975, will likely increase next fall, Quebec's education minister has warned. "It may now be time to ask ourselves about the relevance of the reasons behind our policy of freezing tuition fees," Yves Berube told a parliamentary commission on university financing in Quebec City Oct. 9. Berube said Quebec education policy since 1978 has "significantly reduced the average cost of educating a university student," so that Quebec pays less to educate a student than any other Canadian province. The policy has also made Quebec schools much more accessible. But the policy has also left the province's universities short of cash, Berube said. Berube said new money is now Geers improve on beer-drinking look TORONTO (CUP) — Some engineering students at the University of Toronto are tired of their image as "beer guzzling party-ers" and want to stress the "intellectual" aspects of engineering. The U of T engineering students say they will educate their peers about the negative image prompted by their antics on Canadian campuses, when they gather for an upcoming Congress of Engineering Students. "Of course people go to a conference to have a good time," said David Stubbing, chair of the congress organizing committee. "We want to make sure that people go home with more than a hangover." IN A HURRY? See us for fast high quality copies kinko's copies 5706 University Blvd Vancouver, B.C. 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QUEBEC H4P1N1 (514)-731-7441 TOLL FREE: 1-800-361-5884 Friday, October 26,1984 THE UBYSSEY Page 3 Forum examines B.C.'s goals By GINNY AULIN "Who determines the goals and dreams of life in B.C.?" a UBC Chaplains' Association representative asked at an education Day of Concern forum Wednesday. "We called this meeting because we want you to set such goals," Ray Schultz told 25 people in SUB 200. There is a lack of appreciation of human potential in B.C. due to the provincial government's preference to import a skilled work force rather than develop its own, Shultz said. B.C. people are increasingly unable to compete for jobs because of such importation, he added. "Students are becoming ruthless competitors and a dissociative force is growing at UBC which is harmful. We must get together as a community and take a common stance on educational needs," Schultz said. Margaret Copping, Alma Mater Society president, said, "One year ago I probably would have spoken about possible cutbacks affecting the quality of education but this subject is no longer appropriate — it has already happened. The future came fast." The big concern now is that people are accepting such cutbacks as normal, Copping added. "The government does not believe that education is beneficial to society," Donna Morgan, Canadian Federation of Students exec- tive officer, said. "It is up to us to talk about the benefits of education since the government is not looking at colleges and universities with anything but animosity," said Morgan. Unless broad support is mobilized for education, the government will continue to believe it has public support to cut back and universities will have no future, Morgan added. John Dafoe, Teaching Assistants' Union vice president, said he did not prepare notes for the meeting as the issues are ones that he comes across everyday. "Teaching assistants are getting no pay increases this year, tuition and the cost of living have gone up, and our ability to live as human beings — our ability to teach and carry out our studies — is being affected," Dafoe said. To identify the problems is not enough, Dafoe said. "We exchange sad stories and then go away and feel rotten about it, yet when we hold meetings like this one only 25 people show up. We need to build solidarity on campus." Fairleigh Wettig, a representative from Association of University and College Employees local one, said 113 support staff positions were cut this year, meaning 226,000 support staff hours were lost to students. "We can no longer afford the costs of political reticence. We must get off our duffs and do something if we are going to survive," Wetting said. The forum was sponsored by the UBC Community Campus Alliance and was one of several provincial Day of Concern events organized by Defend Education Services Coalition. Quebec squeezes arts — rory a photo THIS PARKING CRACKDOWN even more serious than previously thought. While penalties for canine parking are unknown, illegal parking in Endowment Lands will become very expensive as of next week. (See story page 1.) Gays band together on Alberta campus EDMONTON (CUP) — Gay and lesbian students have banded together to form a social and education club at the University of Alberta, one of the few universities that did not have one. "One of the reasons that this is happening now is that there are enough interested people who are willing to be active," organizer Rick Hurlburt says. The club attracted 45 participants to its inaugural meeting and will provide social activities for gays on campus, says Hurlburt. It will also function as a liaison with other local organizations, both on and off campus. The group wants to gain club status with the students' union to be eligible for office space and funding. "Reception has been quite good," says Stephen James, another group organizer. James says the council executive has promised to "rubber stamp any application for official club status and that there would be no problem at all." UBC's Gay/Lesbian Club recently gained status as a service organization from the Alma Mater Society. Questionnaire not tabulated Students for a Democratic University are unable to release results on a quality of education questionnaire they distributed to students in September. The results, which they advertised would be released at an open meeting Thursday, will be available next Thursday, SDU spokesperson Alicia Parsallo told 20 students in Buchanan A204. SDU hopes the questionnaire results (approximately 500 were filled out) will identify main concerns common to most students, Parsallo said. "If we can identify the problems expressed (in the questionnaire) we can concentrate the fight (for students' rights) on specific issues," she said. "We have to convince students that they can effect change," Parsallo said, "and then we can address problems effectively." MONTREAL (CUP) — The Quebec government plans to squeeze out arts students by placing funding priorities on business administration and the sciences, the Quebec education ministry has revealed. In the context of its "economic recovery" priorities, the Quebec government plans to pump more money into the computer sciences, management, pure and applied sciences, education minister Yves Berube said last week. At the parliamentary commission on university financing in Quebec City Oct. 9, Berube said he "was happy to note that 90 per cent of new enrolment in universities was in management and pure and applied sciences." Education ministry coTnmuniques released after Berube's speech fail to mention arts or humanities studies. "We're reorienting students into sectors where jobs are," said Martin Desmeuls, material and resources director at the ministry's universities department. Since 1983-84, the ministry has subsidized students in technological revolution-related studies at 70 per cent of the cost per student. Students in the humanities and lan guages get a 50 per cent subsidy. The ministry plans to continue this formula through 1985-86, Desmeuls said. The government also announced it will grant money to attract 40 new research teams to Quebec over the next five years. Quebec's largest student association criticized this policy at the hearing, saying Quebec schools are being used to service new technology, instead of new technology serving universities. Celine Seguin, a spokesperson for l'Association nationale des etudiant(e)s du Quebe said, "Berube considers education as a column of numbers with a total at the bottom." ANEQ said the effect on funnelling talent and resources to computer studies should be examined by other sectors of the university. It also said emphasis on this sector should not be at the expense of Quebec universities' arts programs. William Sayweil, Simon Fraser University president, has proposed large cuts in the Centre for the Arts, and the eradication of other programs such as Latin American and African studies. At the same time he recommended creation of a new faculty of applied sciences. CHECKERS Restaurant & Lounge (home of the 1 litre frosted mug) and probaby the JUICIEST BURGER IN TOWN NOW A SALAD BAR & COURTYARD for your enjoyment (full menu available) Book Your Party 682-1831 TW By Th* Sea overlooking English Bay^ .1 Page 4 THE UBYSSEY Friday, October 26, 1984 THE UBYSSEY October 26, 1384 The Ubyssey is published Tuesday and Fridays throughout the academic year by the Alma Mater Society of the University of British Columbia. Editorial opinions are those of the staff and are not necessarily those of the university administration or the AMS. Member Canadian University Press. The Ubyssey's editorial office is SUB 241k. Editorial department, 228-2301/2305. Advertising 228-3977/3978. Things have gotten pretty static here atSUB241K. On any given day you might find Robert Beynon reclining at the city desk, his contemplations of life shat tered by irate readers. Nearby Charlie Fidelman would jabber at her phone on the entertainment desk, pleading for Chris wong to get in his review while Larry McCallum and Dave Harper waited to hear her verdict on their stuff. Between the two desks Yaku would sift through a pile of photographs looking for his pen, grousing to Rory Allen about the habits of the photographers. At the news desk Stuart Colcleugh would be seen telling a joke to Victor Wong, who would explain the joke to Ginny Aulin. Sometimes old hacks like Eric Eggertson and Kelley Jo Burke would wander in, ready to lend a hand to novices like Tim Pettit or harried editors like Patti Flather. The only time the routine broke would be when a ghost story arrived, scaring the hell out of everybody. Letters Sorry Kinahan, life not perfect Contrary to John Kinahan's opinions expressed in The Ubyssey ("Most UBC students 'whiny' and 'wimpy' ", Oct. 23) all is not for the best in the best of all possible worlds — sad but true. We are sorry that you feel this way. There are many potential qualified students who are being denied the experiences that you so value. We are not whining, we are concerned for you, for them, and for ourselves. We don't want a huge slice of the cake but want and deserve more than the crumbs. You acknowledge that the cutbacks have played a role in the declining quality of education. Yet when we criticize the government you get angry. It is a fact that the government has succeeded in destroying the quality of education in B.C. Even supporters of the provincial government like Jim Matkin, president of the employers council of B.C., spoke out in favour of better funding of our universities. So, as students, we shall protest to any government, Social Credit or NDP, when we Vote now for science reps On June 30, 1985 Dr. C V. Finnegan will retire as clean ... ^.ence. The university must choose a new- science dean and UBC president George Pedersen is forming a president's advisory committee to this end. This committee will consist of four faculty and two student representatives. The student representatives are to be elected from the body of science undergraduates and graduate students associated with the science faculty. We feel that the student elected positions should be filled by persons who have had a long standing association with the faculty of science and therefore have an informed perspective on matters concerning this faculty. We have both completed B.Sc.s at UBC and are now pursuing post-graduate degrees in science. We have both been involved in various campus organizations and committees over the past seven years and therefore feel we possess the necessary experience to help select a new science dean. Thus we seek the support of science grads and undergrads in the upcoming election. The election will be held in Hebb Theatre all day on Friday, Oct. 26. We urge all science students to vote in this election and by doing so participate in the selection of a new dean. This is an important issue that will affect the rest of your academic life. If you have any questions feel free to call us at 228-5267. Dave Harper horacio de la cueva graduate studies witness such a shameful sham. We are not selfish. We are not only earning our tuitions, but also our living, as are many students at UBC. We feel fortunate that we don't have to care for any children as some of our fellow students do. Has it ever occured to you how single parents can cope with the financial. burden imposed by the elimination of grants? Along with the declining quality of education in B.C., as you are willing to admit, it is inevitable that a degree from an institution in this province will not be recognized as matching the standards set at other Canadian universities. What will you do when your BSc. is not worth B.S. outside of B.C.? Helen Reeve arts 2 Thierry Chatelet physics 3 Mike I.ooney botany 3 Natives It is time for us to give serious thought to the place of our native peoples in Canadian academia. Although B.C. has the highest per capita native population in Canada, there is no discipline involving the study of natives in particular available in the province. That is a shame for natives have played a valuable part in B.C.'s history. It would be easy to fault the B.C. government — "there is not enough money to establish a native studies program" — but the academic community is equally culpable, for not showing enough interest to lobby effectively for such a program. The educational program at the elementary and high school level suffers from problems and the situation is worse for the native child. What is there of interest to the native people in a school system geared for the white population? The economic status of most natives is a further discouragement to higher learning. The government should be faulted for failing to establish adequate student aid for B.C.'s native population. When one considers the problems between natives and the Canadian government, especially in terms of natives' rights, one may think it a good and fair idea to encourage us to study Canada's native culture. Smell Something smells at UBC. And it smells a lot worse than wet Slazenger tennis balls, even after they have been played on grass courts. For some reason the chair of UBC's board of governors, B.C.'s universities minister and UBC's athletic department head do not know who finally approved the transfer of four grass tennis courts to UBC from the prestigious Vancouver Lawn Tennis and Badminton Club. Perhaps the universities minister can be forgiven this lack of knowledge: he is not responsible for UBC's day to day management although some sources say he was involved in this deal. But, why do neither the board's chair nor the athletic department's head know who made the decision? UBC's president would have had trouble making the transfer from Germany. Something smells here. The stink should at least be made public and aired, otherwise it looks like something is rotten here. Letters Kinahan 'docile' Whiny and selfishly wimpy, huh? I could just as easily label Mr. Kinahan ("Most UBC students 'whiny' and 'wimpy' ", Oct. 23) docile and easily conned. His letter not only lacked insight but seemed completely oblivious to several glaring facts. His claim that hard work will pay for a university education is preposterous, and I find the insinuation that students are lazy very insulting. This summer, I worked full time for four months at twice minimum wage, and my earnings were still insufficient to finance my year, prompting me to take out a $2,000 student loan. If you live at home with your parents' support, perhaps minimum wage will suffice, but many UBC students can't live at home and must therefore shell out an additional $3,000 or more for room and board. Rising tuition coupled with a poor provincial economy only worsen the plight of the student living on his or her own. The B.C. government may not be purposely out to destroy quality education, but its inactions are doing just that. While cutting back university funding and student aid it pours huge amounts of money into outrageous fiascos like Expo 86. How will B.C. manage to come up with all this shiny new technology being displayed at Expo without the scientists and engineers to design and build it? Declining quality at UBC and TkR oommflTES il Grea fTlnrqwij Scn«dY, you dt -for *' •> Summer ■ ~\ Well, i-l u/is-one of Vneor yvernmwrr pro- y«»»>e*-,mo4erarfe f^j fa/+ idatj ccni rfiois", all, a sense of arti'jfic fr/fidraif. / (So 7/ rJ other universities ultimately affects all of Canada. Fewer highly trained professionals means slower industrialization and the prospect of Canada being left behind in a technologically accelerating world. It is true that tuition at UBC is not really that high, especially when compared with American universities. But it is my right to cry "foul" when I am being charged more while quality is discarded. Mr. Kinahan's contentment with the present situation shows he is the timid sort who would bite his tongue while his tailor charges him twice as much for a suit that doesn't fit. The fact that Mr. Kinahan can charge that his fellow students are wimpy while blissfully preaching how delighted he would be to be taken for all he's worth shows how narrow his view of the world is and how hypocritical his sincere, alternate viewpoint is. N. J. Roese zoology 2 Desks unfair to left-handeds During the past couple of years as a student as the University of British Columbia, I have become increasingly aware of "The Dropped-Elbow Syndrome". I think it is time the moral majority spoke out to combat discrimination against the left-handed population. After all, isn't it logical to think that every person born has a 50 per cent chance of being either left- handed or rig' t handed? Why is it that in every classroom one walks into, a mere zero to five per cent of the desks will be designated for left- handed studc •,'' the ultimate test i al exams when the «" position must or three hours. In not outrageous to na bonus marks for 1- urthermori c-.-nes during ■ "Dtopped-E ■ be l.eld for i t'f. ■. case, it > cv^ %ider awai . : endurance! Janet Hofer science 3 Friday, October 26,1984 THE UBYSSEY Page 5 Air Farca levelsbff By VICTOR WONG One of the more popular featJ of CBC radio is the Royal Canadiafl Air Farce, a radio comedy program which has flourished for the past 11 years. On Nov. 9 they will be performing a benefit concert at the Or- pheum for Big Brothers of Canada. Air Farce Live performed by the Royal Canadian Air Farce CBC Records $8.98 Their record, Air Farce Live, has its funny moments — indeed, many of the tracks are good. However, a few routines fall flat on their faces, because the Air Farce has trouble putting humor into them. Air Farce listeners will tell you Air Farce tends to rely on character twists and odd turns in the script. This works sometimes, but the recording is too full of thei rather, too full of twists which been used to exhaustion. The worst track on the record is "Pastor Quagmire's Sermon" performed by troupe member John Morgan. The ending — which is the climax of most Air Farce sketches — is taken out of Reader's Digest. Quagmire (Morgan) says, "If I had my way, all the alcohol in this city would be thrown into the nearest river. And now, let us sing our final hymn, 'Shall We Gather at the River'." A very dull ending, that one. Another horrid sketch is "Factory Baby Outle't" performed by Roger Abbott. He portrays a hustling used-car salesman-type m; an ad for an organization sShg human infants. It doesn't wbrk because there is no room imjahe sketch for shock value — that i: say, not one of the other player? acts like we would. In general, the best Air Farce sketches are not solo acts. They require someone to bounce it off. The exception to this is Dave Broadfoot's Sergeant Renfrew, which is not on the album but may be performed at the Orpheum. What Air Farce does best is satire, especially of Canadian politics (with emphasis on a Toronto point of view). The two best tracks on the album are "The Emperor Speaks" featuring Don Ferguson, and "Please Report To Immigration", featuring Broaj and Morgan. In the latter sketch, Morgan is a stuffy Brit trying to get into Canada, and Broadfoot is the immigration officer with an East In dian (although wa^Kr find out it is Newfoundlaa^^cent. •erguson does his impression — former prime minister Pierre Trudeau. "Is it safe to test cruise missiles in Alberta? Certainly it's safe — there are no Liberals in Alberta." Lest you think Air Farce is reactionary, be warned — none of the national parties are held sacred. Tune in to their radio Staow and it is obvious. Brian Mulroney is seen (or rather heard) as indecisive. ("Uh, can I get back to you on that?") Most Canadian comics might have trouble making fun of Ed Broadbent, but Dave Broadfoot found a way. (Every time Broadfoot does a Broadbent imitation, he always says first, "Hi, I'm Ed Broadbent!" as if to show he exists.) The rest of the tracks on the e in between id towards being better than average. The quality has to be judged by taste — Air Farce isn't as crass as Maclean and Maclean (CBC obscenity standards seem to have been breeded in) but neither are they as insipid as a Walt Disney cartoon. Suffice to say if you are a regular Air Farce fan you will enjoy the album; if you prefer stuff like Steve Martin or Geoge Carlin you may find the album very tame; but if you like stuff like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, you will like Air Farce. ive UC EGVpTSON Fidurance oflne band while Bands split w or fizzle out Usually be traJH to controlled energy on the part of the band members and the staying power of the band's songwriter. If you're talking about a punk band, the energy is almost out of control, and the songs tend to have a sameness about them that becomes tiring. So if punk rock is so hard to keep vital over the years, why aren't the Dead Kennedys dead? Jello Biafra. The Dead Kennedys' lead singer is a mixture of opposites that clash with such energy on the stage that you forget punk is dead and con- Jhroaty voice, his perpetuaTmoTl^^machine of gestures and gesticuWtons, his bizarre mime routines, ^d his strong political message. The Dead Ken^Bys played the DEAD KENNEDYS . . . energy keeps them alive. -eric eggertson photo (New) York Theatre Saturday and Sunday nights, with backup band Industrial Waste Banned starting the Sunday show. The DKs, famous for such top-40 tunes as California Uber Alles, Nazi Punks Fuck Off, and Holiday in Cambodia, played their alternatives to the California sounds of the Beach Boys with frenzied flair. The sound was awful, with Jello's voice disappearing during some songs, but nobody was there to worry about the sound. When the Dead Kennedys come to town you either accept the medium of the message, or don't go. If you've seen the band before, their latest show offered little new. Their most recent songs are much the same as their oldest — fast, powerful songs heaping abuse on Ronald Reagan and any other institution that dares to show its face. Unlike many of the punk bands that burned out quickly, the Dead Kennedys have the musical talent and theatrical flair to make their denunciation of society carry some weight. When someone assures you the American war machine is evil and insidious the way Jello Biafra does, you believe him. Or else. Spunky O'Jays whoomph tackily -Chris wong photo O'JAYS . . . soul-spunking AM airwaves. By CHRIS WONG Imagine a 40-year-old Michael Jackson. He's wearing a white suit dotted with a floral design that reached levels of tackiness even Liberace can't match, he launches into awkward dance moves that pre-date the hustle, and he belts out a tune with a sincerity and youthful vigor that makes his performance an unquestionable thriller. Jackson may well ourn-out — hair and all — by the time he is too old to moonwalk. But a group currently appearing at the Plazaizz in North Vancouver more than fits the above billing. That group is the O'Jays — the vocal trio that injected some spunky soul into the discofied AM airwaves of the early seventies with the help of the Philadelphia songwriting team of Kenny Gamble and Leon Huff. Remember those three or four minute slabs of slickly produced rhythm and blues that created a sound with more substance and bite than disco could ever offer? (Hint: they had titles like the Backstab- bers, Love Train and For The Love of Money.) Sure you do. The O'Jays along with groups like The Three Degrees, Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes and The Intruders were the talented vocalists behind that sound. Sitting near the stage in the tiny Plazazz showroom provides the perfect opportunity to experience the powerful whoomph generated by the vocal acrobatics of the three O'Jays: Eddie Levert, Walter Williams and Sammy Strain. Yes, Virginia, these lads know how to make the best of their vocal chords. After over 20 years in the business, they still possess the stamina to perform an hour and a half worth of material — all in the "I fell in love/I was cheated on/I fell in love again" vein they do so well. Rather than merely subduing an audience with an unwavering wall of sound, they inject dynamics, a keen awareness of pitch and individual inflections to broaden the sound. Indeed, these guys may be the best thing America has produced since the invention of lip balm. No yoke. The O'Jays are okay. And the secret of the O'Jays suc cess is evident when sitting two feet away from them. The fillings in their rear molars and the hairs on their exposed chests are apparent up front. But the most telling aspects of their physical appearance are the gobs of sweat dripping off their faces. It's not just the hot lights that provoke the perspiration. These fellas are working hard, reaching deep down to their diaphragm — that wall of muscle underneath the lungs invaluable to vocalists — to collectively supply a breath of fresh vocal air. But while their choral capabilities are in fine working order, their material is getting a bit stale. The O'Jays performed several selections from their latest album which are a tad too syrupy to rank with their earliers material. The obnoxious synthesized strings coming from the keyboards do nothing to enhance the tunes. For the most part though, the O'Jays and their tight 10 piece backup band avoided the watered down approach that Philadelphia soul artists adopted in the late seventies and entertained the crowd with an orgy of infectious funk. Page 6 THE UBYSSEY Friday, October 26, 1984 Letters Student disgusted with cyanide pill proposal I read with disquiet and a great deal of distaste, though not with any undue surprise, the editorial in last Tuesday's Ubyssey on the proposed stocking of cyanide by the university for the use of students in the event of nuclear war ("Shocking", Oct. 23). i It seems to me that this rather puerile approach by the UBC Students for Peace and Mutual Disarmament typifies the Gucci sensationalism and perverse irrationality of the so-called "Popularist Movement" in the disarmament debate (equivalent in intellectual content and practical impact to that pervasive, trite and wholly asinine bumper sticker: "One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day"). It appears that hysteria-inducing rhetoric is not the sole prerogative of the Reagan administration. The issues facing the human race with respect to the dilemma posed by the current arms acquisition policies of the superpowers require critical analysis and not the morbid sensationalism and the disturbing lack of regard for the sanctity of the human existence that is manifested so crudely in the editorial. If certain individuals feel that suicide as a contingency would provide a psychological crutch for their fear of a post-nuclear world, then I suggest that it .should be a personal decision on their part and not a decision aided and abetted by this university's administration or the Alma Mater Society by way of a political statement. The administration and the AMS (the latter which represents all students) should not be involved in expressly or implicitly condoning such an odious and immoral stance by either proposing or adopting a "cyanide resolution." Peace, if it is to be achieved, must be sought through positive endeavor and not by invoking negative, self- destructive emotional responses in an area of public concern that must be the subject of rational inquiry. The underlying premise in the proposed issuing of the cyanide capsules has no logical basis. Vancouver as a major port and transportation nexus would undoubtedly receive a number of Soviet warheads in the event of a nuclear war, if only to interdict its use by the United States. A 10 megaton airburst several kilometers above downtown Vancouver would obviate any need for cyanide pills. No one would be alive to, as the staff phrases it, have their "... small, inadequate say in his or her own destiny;" but then, logic has never been the forte of the sensationalist. Stephen M. G. Richards law 3 3637 W. 4th Avenue wmnEm* 734-7573 734-7574 PASTAS, PIZZAS, & MUCH MUCH MORE FREE DELIVERY! FREE SOFT DRINK! 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KIN 6N5" Tel: (61 M 2^1-*>«()■* APPLICATION PROCEDURE: Name Rum flavoured Wine dipped Crack a pack of Colts along with the cards. Friday, October 26, 1984 THE UBYSSEY Page 7 Film mocks lifestyle realistically By LARRY McCALLUM An old street, quiet in the late night. Neon reflects in the glistening pavement. As the theme music "plays and the credits roll, a laughing crowd spills out of Eve's Bar and begins to dance with freedom and flair, evoking a high-spirited, casual elegance as they move never too close, never too far apart. Thus the tone and the drift of Choose Me are neatly established at the outset. Made on a shoe string (under $1 million) partly as a vehicle to launch Teddy Pendergrass's new R and B album of the same, Choose Me succeeds as an appealing and highly original film in its own right. It pokes fun at its urban nighttime characters as it does at film noir, yet retains a fondness for both, it's important to be aware of this self-mocking quality, because the film moves on a relentless current of verbal and visual gags and parodies. Choose Me Directed by Alan Rudolph At the Ridge Theatre The dialogue is clever, the plot is brisk. The characters weave in and out of each other's lives by absurd coincidences. But one must not expect mere realism from Choose Me. Its offbeat humor comes largely from a pervasive and very up-front display of artifice. Many scenes have a feeling much like modern surrealist theatre. (At one point Genevieve Bujold's welling emotional crisis snaps off at the ring of the telephone.) Two of the characters in the central love triangle are themselves quite unreal. Mickey is a drifter and mental hospital escapee who lives life to its limits. A pathological romantic, he wants to marry every woman he's attracted to. He talks of his past as though he were telling outrageous lives for fun. The fun, for us, is that his past is disturbingly real. Dr. Nancy Love has a phone-in radio show for the lovelorn. But, like the unfortunate hero in Death In Venice, she's too academic, having always avoided emotional involvement. When Mickey draws her out of this shell she becomes hilariously confused. Eve is more real and sympathetic. She runs the jazzy bar where much of the action takes place. She is very sexually active, but we can sense her frustrated desire when she confesses, "All my men are the right man." The "resolution" of these dilemmas is a beautiful pastiche of all resolutions, the most absurd of happy endings. Dirctor Alan Rudolph, a protege of Robert Altman, has given free reign to his actors, and the performances are quite inspired. As Mickey, Keith Carradine lends just the right undercurrent of sexuality and intense fatalism to an otherwise buoyant persona. Genevieve Bujold's cerebral aloofness is well suited to the character of Dr. Love. And when the role demands it, she manages to quake and explode with humor. And Leslie Ann Warren runs the gamut of emotion convincingly. Who cares if the mascara runs too perfectly? From the pink and blue neon credits down to every detail of the trendy-gorgeous clothes and interiors, Choose Me, is a highly stylized film and does not have pretensions of realism. The viewer's perceptions are freely included in the tongue-in-cheek artifice and cliche. A Frenchman fumes, "First he sleeps with my wife — OK, I can understand, I'm French. . ." But when sincere emotion surfaces, it does so unambiguously, for all it may be part of a larger irony. There's no credibility gap in Choose Me. The visual flair and polish, the pastel-chic and liberal use of mood- heightening devices, are not mere audience manipulation. Choose Me is an esthetic statement with a warm appreciation of the styles it mocks. 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Best to catch it before it's degraded by any cult followings. Acting spoils plays direction By DAVE HARPER George Riley is not unemployed, he's an inventor ... or at least that's what he'd like the world to think. Riley (Sid Jenner) is the central character in Tom Stoppard's tragic comedy, Enter a Free Man. The play is set somewhere in London's East End circa I960. Riley, his wife Persephone (Jessica van der Veen), and his daughter Linda (Nikki Sharp), live in a house inherited from his father. In fact, he could have had his father's business as well, but opted for the life of a "free man" (an inventor). Support comes first from his wife and later from his daughter who keeps his head above water with weekly 10 shilling notes. Enter a Free Man written by Tom Stoddard directed by Beth French at the Dorothy Somerset Studio Of course he's not "free" at all except from the trappings of employment. Caught in a vicious circle:- idea, jubilance, application, failure, sullenness, ideas ... he has no way out save a brilliant idea. But brilliant ideas don't come to people like George Riley. He is admirable because he upholds his philosophy, defends his way of life, and endures the pains of the human condition. Persephone accepting his philosophy encourages Riley and his ridiculous ideas from the start. "If he was going to be a failure anyway, he was better off failing at something he wanted to succeed at," she exclaims. So she goes about life meticulously cleaning and caring for Riley. Linda continually taunts and questions her father, attempting to persuade him into a more normal lifestyle. Frustrated, she wonders whal: "dad" is like at the local pub — his home away from home — in more ways than one. "There's two of everyone," says Linda ". . .and if the two of him's the same, I mean if he's the same in the pub as he is with us, then he's had it." Well, he's had it. Riley visits the corner pub regularly — usually after telling Persephone he's leaving her. The locals include Able, a seaman (pun intended), Carmen the barman (Riley's own rhyme), Brown, a textbook salesman, and Harry (Stephen Courtenay), a sly horse-better, who feeds on Riley's excited delusions to satisfy his own cruel sense of humor. Tom Stoddard is a great modern playwright and his is an extremely funny play. But its performance at the Dorothy Somerset Studio left me somewhat disappointed. Director Beth French did her best with the talent at hand and the result is a play that works poorly. The general delivery of the lines created problems in the well directed play. Sid Jenner gave at best a mediocre performance marked by unnatural posturing that at times suggested he was simply reading his lines rather than performing them. Occasionally his ability swelled, allowing the audience to feel the ever- changing emotions of his character. The shining performance was delivered by Nikki Sharp. She spoke the only lines that elicited a laugh from the audience. Her only fault was her fading accent during the second act. The play had its bright moments and its dim ones due to the uneven performances by the cast. Many of the best lines seemed to get lost in the shuffle. All this aside, the script itself and a few fine acting performances make Enter a Free Man a worthwhile diversion. Levis 501 Legendary Red Tab Button Fly Jean Now Available Work (/ Page 8 THE UBYSSEY Friday, October 26,1984 Traffic 'randomly' ticketing I found a "Traffic Offence Notice" left on my vehicle Oct. 17. My parking sticker, according to what I was told at time of purchase, entitles me to park in B-lot. When I arrived at UBC on the 17th, the marked spaces in B-lot were all occupied; however, there were no signs, or yellow lines, anywhere indicating parking is prohibited on margins, out of the way of other vehicles. 1 parked at the end of a line of cars, making sure there were two lanes between my vehicle and the curb. I had witnessed, daily, many other vehicles parking wherever room permitted, without penalty, as long as traffic wasn't blocked. Often vehicles are parked where they are a nuisance. No ticket results. I can only assume some unusual form of behavior modification, possibly intermittent negative reinforcement. The department of traffic and security is randomly ticketing unfortunate vehicle owners who have nowhere else to park just often enough to keep them coming back. Traffic and security has obviously sold more parking permits than there are parking spaces! May I suggest ticketing only vehicles that do not have permits or are obstructing traffic. I have asked the department to refund the cost of my permit ($24); not a trivial sum in this time of restraint. I'll pay my $10 fine, and have $f4 left to pay for parking or bus fare to get to university. Who can afford to pay $10 everytime you run out of assigned parking spaces? Steven Gray graduate studies PANGO PANGO (UNS) — Island dictator Marginal Copper has been keeping an official "enemies' list," it was learned today. The list so far includes Daily Blah reporters Victorious Warmonger and Libby Beans. University of British Columbia FREDERIC WOOD THEATRE presents . TWELFTH NIGHT By Wm. Shakespeare Directed by Pamela Hawthorn NOVEMBER 9 - 17 (Previews - November 7 & 8) Curtain: 8:00 p.m. Matinees/ 13th & 15th at 12:30 p.m. Student Tickets - $4.50 Previews/ 2 for the price of 1 Regular admission BOX OFFICE • FREDERIC WOOD THEATRE * Room 207 Support Your Campus Theatre ?:v ■?*- BEST GAS FUEL ECONOMY IN CANADA! It's here! 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Plus so much more, at a price so low, you can't afford to wait—especially since supply is limited. So see Sprint at your Chevy dealer now. Go Sprintin'! ■0&H 0$f^f The New Chevy Sprint. From $59851 •Combined fuel eeononu sonsumptlun rating based on Iransporl Canada test methods lor The Mi Chevy Sprint shown equipped with 1 0 Lure [.I engine and s-speed manual transmission Other (,M produsIs excluded ;M s K I' Dealer tr.a. sell li Friday, October 26, 1984 THE UBYSSEY Page 9 Mucous globs litter walk Gray. An odd colour, especially when you consider that we render it from Mock ink. Is this an im- jSpssibility? According to tne laws of physics black is the one colour which absorbs alt of the light »pec- :'*mm, as demonstrated by the principles of Mack holes In space. Tina, it is trnposeWetopulteny colour out of Week, or create a colour from bleck. Yet here al The Ubyssey we have done precisely that. The only possible conclusion Is that The Ubyssey is not manufactured in a black hole, the appearance of SJJS241K notwithstanding. You step out of the safe, warm corridors of Buchanan into the cold afternoon air and behold, there it is again. Some disgusting neophyte has deposited another glob of mucous on the walk in front of you. Your first reaction is one of extreme disgust, as you proceed gingerly to step around this atrocity. This scene is no doubt familiar to you, and brings back many memories of close calls with this horrible substance we call spit. Spitting has recently become an increasingly popular bad habit employed by many people. It is one of the most disgusting of all the habits we people become addicted to. Spit is comprised mainly of saliva, mixed with residues from the membranes of our nose. When we contract a cold, these membranes We want your letters. They must be typed, triple-spaced on a 70-space line. We edit for grammar and brevity, and do not accept sexist or racist letters. And don't forget that "Dear Sir" went out at The Ubyssey years ago, but the letters editor becomes overjoyed when she sees a letter addressed to the "Dearest editorial collective." excrete a greater amount of this mucous, which trickles down our throat and causes slight discomfort. Anyway, enough of the gory details, the point is that certain people of the human race decide to expel this built up mucous through their mouths in the form of spit. This 'spit' is placed strategically on public walkways for unsuspecting people to step in. You may ask why people insist on doing this. It is because they are no more than disgusting slobs. UBC could well do without these slobs who enjoy making life hard for the rest of us people who have to dodge these slimy secretions. Graeme Silvera arts 1 UBC RUGBY HALLOWEEN DANCE with SECRET SERVICE Sat. 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UBC SCIENCE FICTION SOCIETY Hallowe'en dinner and theatre sports, Cisco's restaurant, 8 p.m. AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL UBC Bzzr garden, everyone welcome, Buch lounge, 4:30-7:30 p.m. LUTHERAN STUDENT MOVEMENT Oktoberfest, Lutheran Campus Centre, 8 p.m. AMS CYCLING CLUB Novice racing clinic, two hour lecture, one hour ride, non-members $5, SUB 215, 10 a.m. GAYS AND LESBIANS OF UBC Bzzr garden: pre-Haliowe'en bash and fundraiser, SUB 205, 3-7 p.m. NEWMAN CATHOLIC CLUB Hallowe'en dance — disc jockey, wear costume, $3 non-members, S2 members, tickets at the door, St. Mark's College, 8 p.m. CHINESE VARSITY CLUB Tower of disguise costume dance. Sears tower observation deck, 8:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. ROCKERS General meeting, SUB 213, noon. STUDENTS FOR PEACE AND MUTUAL DISARMAMENT Talk on verification of arms control by Gary Marchant, SUB 205, noon. CHARISMATIC CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP YWAM — drama presentation, Toymaker and Son, SUB plaza, noon. THUNDERBIRD SOCCER Women's Canada West tournament, defending champion UBC plays Saskatchewan at 12 p.m., at O.J. Todd field. THUNDERBIRD FOOTBALL UBC versus league leading Alberta, Thunderbird stadium, 7:30 p.m. THUNDERBIRD SOCCER Men attempt to wrap up Canada West title with victory over Alberta, 2 p.m., O.J. Todd field. UNDERCOVER UBC Pick up photo assignments, SUB 119, noon. Last chance. LE CLUB FRANCAIS Conversation slide show, noon. International House. INTRAMURALS Horseback riding, organizational meeting, noon, War Memorial gym, noon. GRADUATE STUDENT SOCIETY Hallowe'en costume ball, everyone welcome, grad centre ballroom, 8 p.m. GAYS AND LESBIANS OF UBC Bzzr garden: pre-Hallowe'en bash, SUB 211, 3-7 p.m. ANAD OF GREATER VANCOUVER Support group for Anorexia Nervosa and Bulimia sufferers, Brock Hall 223, noon. INTRAMURALS Great Pumpkin fun run, SUB plaza, 12:35 p.m. INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR STUDENTS OF ECONOMICS AND COMMERCE Selling Canada Savings Bonds, SUB 230E, all day. SATURDAY VARSITY WOMEN'S FIELD HOCKEY Car wash, McDonald's restaurant at Terminal and Main, 11-4 p.m. BALLET UBC JAZZ Pianists workshop, $2.50 for Saturday and Sunday, 1:30-3:00 p.m. SUB partyroom, 1:30-3:00 p.m. THUNDERBIRD SOCCER Women's Canada West tournament, defending champ UBC plays Alberta at 10 a.m. and Victoria at 2 p.m. SUNDAY BALLET UBC JAZZ Pianists workshop, $2.50 Saturday and Sunday, SUB partyroom, 1:30-3:00 p.m. THUNDERBIRD SOCCER Women's Canada West tournament, UBC versus Calgary, 9 p.m., tiebreaker at 1 p.m. if necessary, O.J. Todd field. MONDAY BALLET UBC JAZZ Registration, SUB 216E, noon. FIRST YEAR STUDENTS' COMMITTEE Meeting, SUB 119, noon. WORLD UNIVERSITY SERVICE OF CANADA John Willcocks speaks on: Comments on the Black Struggle in South Africa, Buch B214, noon. INTERNATIONAL VOLLEYBALL UBC women host Zhe-Jiang provincial team from China including Chinese ex-internationals, Notre Dame Senior School, 8 p.m. SAVE OUR SCHOOLS BENEFIT DANCE THE VILLAINS THE QUESTIONAIRES THE RESTRAINTOIDS NOV. 2, 8:00 p.m. COMMADORE BALLROOM TICKETS $10.00 $6.00 for the unemployed at all VTC outlets and AMS Box Office SPONSORED BY CO.P.E. Burger & Bear Nights THE KEG 595 Hornby 687^)044 Two For One Burger's Plus Student Prices Every Wed/Thurs. 84/85 581 Hornby 681-8611 PRESENT YOUR I.D. CARD, IN THE COUPON SECTION OF INSIDE UBC BOOK FOR YOUR GOOD TIMES MANAGE YOUR CAREER WITH A ROCI M t the University of Rochester's Graduate School of Management you can manage your career with a highly respected M.B.A. With our wide variety of financial aid and loan programs, you can manage your finances, too. So, take charge, and manage your way to a top quality management education. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, CALL TOLL FREE: From anywhere in the U.S. outside N.Y. State call: 1-800-621-0095 From within N.Y. State call: 1-800-462-0073 Call toll free during these hours: Monday-Friday 8:30 a.m.- 5:00 p.m. Tuesday 5:00 p.m. - 10:00 p.m. Saturday 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. THE UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER GRADUATE SCHOOL OF MANAGEMENT Rochester, NY 14627 Any undergraduate major can qualify you as an M.B.A. candidate. tftfFpfte* Attention, all law students. There is a general meeting today at noon in Law 101-102. The discussion will be on Law library hour cuts and what can be done to reinstate former hours. wTHE CLASSIFIEDS' RATES: AMS Card Holders - 3 lines, 1 day $2.50; additional lines, 60c. Commercial — 3 lines, 1 day $4.50 additional lines, .70c. Additional days, $4.00 and .65c. Classified ads are payable in advance. Deadline is 10:30 a. m. day before publication. Publications Room 266, S.U.B., UBC, Van., B.C. V6T2A5 the Charge Phone Orders over $10.00. Call 228-3977. COMING EVENTS THE VANCOUVER INSTITUTE Free Public Lecture DR. BENOIT MANDELBROT IBM Thomas J. Watson Research Centre THE FRACTAL COSMOS: NEW SHAPES IN THE SCIENCES AND IN ART Lecture Hail 2, Woodward Bldg. Saturday, Oct. 27 at 8:15 p.m. 11 - FOR SALE - Private WANTED TO BUY!! Old records: scratched or unscratched. Call Al before 9 a.m. or Sat. all day 228-0995. 1985 SALOMON. SX91 boots, never used $275. Dynastar MV5 210 cm with Look NR99, $275. Dynastar OME glass 207 cm • with Look NR99, $275. Either with poles N/C. Full package: goots, skis, bindings & poles, $500. ph: Bill 731-6037. 15 - FOUND PRESCRIPTION GLASSES on sidewalk near road in front of UBC "Village" stores (Pharmacy). Identity 733-2198. FOUND NEAR BLOT. Oct. 23, one key on ring. Loser phone 222-2595 to identify. 20 - HOUSING FOR RENT: Bach, basement suite, on King Edward bus route. Ph. Penny or George at 874-2891 aft. 5 p.m. RM-MATE WANTED to share 2-bdrm apt. on 10th Ave. 1 block from gates. Avail, im- med. (19-22) preferred. Call 224-6688. HOW ABOUT SHARED OWNERSHIP IN A HOME? Look into owning a home with a friend or friends. Contact me for how it works; I have prepared very workable details - better than renting. Good choice of 2 to 5 br. homes. Elizabeth Hopkins 943-5955 Block Brothers Realty 943-7441. 25 - INSTRUCTION LSAT, GMAT, MCAT preparation. Call National Testing 738-4618. Please leave message on tape if manager is counselling LEARN TO BOX come out & visit us At The Point Grey Boxing Club Mon. 5:30-7:30 Wed. 7:30-9:30 Room 203 Armouries 30 - JOBS NEED HELP to care for elderly gentleman in UBC extended care. Please call Julie aft. 6 p.m. 224-7631. AMS FOOD & BEVERAGE DEPT. is currently accepting resumes for P/T employment in the PIT Pub & Gallery Lounge. Applic. forms avail, in AMS Business Office. Please submit resume & application form to AMS Bus. Off. SUB rm 266. 35 - LOST LOST FRI. OCT. 19: mond ring. SUB. 224-7259. Blue Lapis Gold Dia- Sentimental. Reward REWARD: Lost on campus, Friday Oct. 19. Large red fox pin. Great sentimental value. Please call 733-1005. 40 - MESSAGES DOES ANYONE HAVE a video cassette of "Hiroshima Mon Amour" or "Last Year at Marienbad"? Please phone Drew at 738-8315 or 266-2433. Thank you. DO YOU HAVE an alcohol problem? A.A. meeting on campus. 873-8466. LIZ - HAPPY BIRTHDAY Was that the 32nd!! RB & PM 70 - SERVICES MODE COLLEGE of Hairdressing & Barber- ing. For students with ID, body wave from $17. 601 West Broadway (B'way Plazal 874-0633. 85 - TYPING TYPING — Fast, accurate, reasonable rates 734-8451. WORD PROCESSING $1.50/PG (DS) CRWR major - Winona Kent 438-6449 located in south Burnaby. EXPERT TYPING. Essays, term papers, factums, letters, manuscripts, resumes, theses, IBM Selectric II, reasonable rates. Rose 731-9857. WORD PROCESSING SPECIALIST. All jobs, year around student rates, on King Edward route. 879-5108. WORD WEAVERS - word processing. Student rates, fast turnaround, bilingual 5670 Yew St. at 41st 266-6814. YOUR WORDS PROFESSIONALLY TYPED - TO GO. Judith Filtness, 3206 W. 38th Ave., Van. 263-0351 (24 hrs.). Fast and reliable. WORD PROCESSING SPECIALIST. U write, we type theses, resumes, letters, essays. Days, evenings, weekends. 736-1208. WORD PROCESSING (Micom). Student rates $14/hr. Equation typing avail, ph Jeeva 876-5333. WORD PROCESSING 90c/pg. Dot matrix $1/pg Daisywheel. Mon-Fri. Pick-up on campus. Spelling correction. Call 433-0167. TYPING WITH EXPERTISE. 1.25/pg ds Prof, quality; university exper. with resumes, essays, term papers. Joan 299-4986 in Kitsilano. MINIMUM NOTICE REQUIRED. Typing essays & resumes. Spelling corrected 733-3676. EXCELLENT TYPING English, French, German, Italian; editing English. Verses for special occasions/cards. UBC references. Good rates. 734-1081. DOTS WORD PROCESSING offers reason able rates for students for term papers, essays & masters. 273-6008 eves. WORD PROCESSING by Adina. Discount for all student work. 10th & Discovery. Phone 222-2122. EXPERT TYPING from legible work. Essays, theses. Spelling, grammar corrected. 738-6829 10 am - 9 pm King Ed. Bus Rte. WORD PROCESSING SERVICES DA YS/NIGHTS/ WEEKENDS Spelling & Grammar Expertise Marpole Area Reasonable Rates. NANCY 266-1768 Friday, October 26,1984 THE UBYSSEY Page 11 HcvU6 SUBfilms (SUB auditorium, 228-3697): Romancing the Stone, Oct. 25-28, 7 p.m., Fri. and Sat. at 7 and 9 p.m.; Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Oct. 31-Nov. 4, 9:30 p.m.; The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Oct. 31-Nov. 4, 7 p.m. Cinema 16 (SUB auditorium, 228-3698I: Pourquoi Pas?, Oct. 29, 6:30 and 8:30 p.m. Pacific Cinematheque (1155 W. Georgia St., 732-6119): a Tribute to Al Sens, Oct. 27, 7:30 p.m.; New Canadian Animation, Oct. 27, 9:30 p.m.; L'Amarcord, Oct. 31, 7:30 p.m. Vancouver East Cinema 17th Ave. & Commercial Drive, 253-5455): Cannes 1982 International Advertising Film Festival, and Venice 1983 International Film Festival, Oct. 26-28, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m.; Abel Gance's Napoleon, Oct. 29 & 30, 7:30 p.m.; Time for Revenge, Oct. 31-Nov. 1, 7:30 p.m. Studio Cinema (919 Granville St., 681-3847): Rocky Horror Picture Show, Oct. 26, midnight; Clash/Rude Boy, Oct. 27, midnight; West Side Story, Oct. 25 and 28, noon and 2 p.m.; The Black Stallion Returns, Oct. 27, 7 p.m. Ridge Theatre (3131 Arbutus St., 738-6311): Choose Me, nightly, 7:15 and 9:X p.m. The Place Where The Mammals Die: Kits House Hall, until Nov. 3, Wed.-Sun. 8:30 p.m., 736-3588. Da: a sugary Irish comedy written by Hugh Leanard, best play of 1978, until Nov. 3, 8:30 p.m., 980-5552. Suspect: a you-dun-it game of murder, by the people who bring us Theatresports, 8:30 p.m., 688-1436. Ain't Misbehaving: another great musical at the Arts Club Revue Theatre, until Nov. 3, 8:30 p.m. until Nov. 10. Overnight Exposure: Vancouver's late night live talk show, Friday nights at 11:00 p.m., Arts Club Revue Theatre, Granville Island, 687-5313. Passion: Peter Nicholas Canadian premiere. Arts Club Granville Island, 8:30 p.m. Cloud 9: a play of multiple genitals and other comical parts, at the Waterfront on Granville Island, 8:30 p.m., 873-3311. Blithe Spirit: an occult discovery by Vagabond Players, 433-4308. Faust: Theatre Space production of Goethe's Faust opens Oct. 25, The New York Theatre, 681-0872. Season's Greetings: a comedy by Alan Ayckbourn at Studio 58, until Oct. 28, 324-5227. Bruhanski Theatre Studio: ongoing weekend performance space, presents Sweet Eros by Terence McNally and Home Free by Lanford Wilson until Nov. 4, 879-2080. Suicide in B b: a new wave/film noir comedy abut a crime that may not have happened, SFU Theatre Oct. 30, 12:30, free, Oct. 31-Nov. 3 and Nov. 7-10 at 8:00 p.m. $2, students $1. The Pied Piper, Carousel Theatre: 10th anniversary production, a musical morality adventure. From Nov. 10 to Dec. 29, 688-5306. Terra Nova Playhouse: starting Nov. 2. Antarctic explorer despairs while freezing to death. Understandable. The Peal Talking People Show: begins Nov. 2 at Tamahnous Theatre. Found theatre from Vancouver's streets, set to music, 254-1911. Billy Bee, King of the Hive: musical political satire at the North Van Centennial Theatre, Nov. 2, 3, 4. Call Vancouver Tipket Centre. Twelfth Night: Shakespeare's most festive comedy, at Freddie Wood, Nov. 7 through 17. Enter A Free Man: by the author of Rosen- crantz and Guildenstern are Dead, at the Dorothy Somerset Studio, UBC, until Oct. 28. Startle The World: conflict of contemplation and action, at the New Play Centre, Oct. 28. The Place Where The Mammals Die: Kits House Hall, until Nov. 3, Wed.-Sun. 8:30 p.m., 736-3588. The Late Blumer: left over hippy dippy love meets the sexual eighties. Arts Club Theatre, Seymour St. until Oct. 27, 687-5313. The second Annual Vancouver Dance Week is taking place Oct. 28-Nov. 4: dance lovers celebrating Vancouver's diverse dance community. Live performances at the Vancouver East Cultural Centre, The Firehall Theatre and Main Dance Place will be staggered through the week, as well as a film series at Food shortage*.?! J^rtofrUNt t<ce\lenT Eote™. 1^ u^ ^ev. Vyxxt. O. Surplus. So for Hit wxov^ of < ? November, tt\e*)V& <\wma a\*<vu burners for a buc£ \ess. /Vo uou _owt neeo a oewe*. m aasWovSmu Vo v-eMvT.e. TW^txMe. Hxe: \jevu bes? \*\ Vt*wv\ . So c^rv^W tow* H KJcVs x liaboodles -the one stop witch & pirate shop . . . Swashbuckle by for: • noses, ears, hands & other assorted body parts • bats • spider webbing • glow in the dark masks & face paint • black nail polish • orange jelly beans • black balloons and gross grotesqueries • witch hats & capes • pirate hooks & patches 4462 W. 10th Ave. • 224-5311 Open Thurs. & Fri. eve. Et Sun. aft. the National Film Board, dance photography at the Firehall Theatre Gallery and the VECC Gallery. Dancemakers: some of the finest from nationally renowned choreographers, James Kudelka, Karen Jamieson Rimmer, and Carol Anderson, Oct. 26, 27. 8:30 p.m. VECC, 251-1363. La Groupe de la Place Royale: explores many disciplines to create total theatre, Oct. 25-27, Paula Ross Dance Studio, 732-5332. The Warehouse Show: that's right, a ware house filled with art stuff, an event that is cur- ated and juried. More than 200 local visual artists, scheduled concerts, performance art, video tapes and films, panel discussion and lectures, Nov. 3-30, 12-8 p.m./Wed -Sun., 522 Beatty St., 732-6783. Juggernaut Tableau: new paintings from Vancouver, Calgary and Halifax, by Jack Niven, David Janzen, Derek Dennett, The Phoenix Gallery, 2066 W. 4th, 732-7135, Nov. 2-25. John O'Brien: Canada's foremost marine painter in oil. J. C. Heywood: Fourteen Recent Prints of ideas layered with ink, silkscreen, lithography and intaglio techniques, Oct. 24-Nov. 25, Burnaby Art Gallery. 6344 Gilpin St. 291-9441. Whoop de-do-a: Gary Young, Vancouver based artist, graphic designs, screen prints, originals, designer of the Carnegie logo, until Nov. 2, Carnegie Centre. 401 Main. HUrilC Jim Chivers and Friends: hot, whooh really hot jazz, Nov. 4, Classical Joint, 231 Carrall, 689-0667. Anner Bylsma: performing Bach's complete cello suites, Nov. 2-3, UBC Recital Hall. Images In Vogue/Fabulon: hey you neuro- romantic hipsters, get your costumes on, you may not even have to change, and have a swell time at this Hallowe'en bash, Oct. 27, Commodore. FRASER ARMS HOTEL 1450 S. W. MARINE DR. WE JUST MIGHT PAY FOR YOUR X-MAS HOLIDAY NOT ONLY DOES THIS COUPON GET YOU IN FREE OF CHARGE, BUT GIVE IT TO THE DOOR GIRL COMPLETELY FILLED OUT AND ON DEC. 8, WE COULD DRAW your name and you could win $500.00 NOW WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOUR X-MAS MERRY? Name Address Phone No Postal Code HALLOWEEN ir BIRTWDAV O* BA5W NO COVER CHARGE ('I vou^aracoslume) LOTS OF BIRTHDAY CAKE COSTUME CONTEST (trips to Vetera) the BC. LIONS cream WmMQ on our 15ft screehSaturday S3C£ mWmWi Milltown Pub's Oktoberfest Monday, Oct. 29 through Wed. Oct. 31. Don't miss Tuesdays great Pie Eating Contest. Beverage & luncheon specials. 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T CHOICE PIZZA & CURRY HOUSE ' 2953A West 4th Ave. 738-1218 | O *20% DISCOUNT ON ALL ^ FOOD ORDERS £> FREE DELIVERY ■ ~ ""» For pick up order 10% off ■ | •Eatinonly Eat in or Pick-up j j Offer_expmBS No^-_3°_2f_ _J do oi PWW'gWl'llM'l'tttl'tM'l'l'tH'iygggll'l Expo'86 will be conducting interviews on campus November 14-22 for Part-Time and Full-Time employment effective January 15,1985. Appointments can be arranged IN PERSON through the Canada Employment Centre on campus (Rm 214, Brock Hall) up to close of business on October 30, 1984. THE ANNUAL AMS - EUS HALLOWEEN DANCE Featuring GILT FROM MONTREAL OCT. 26th & 27th The ARMORIES Door 8 p.m. $5 ADVANCE from AMS Box Office or EUS Rep Enter The Costume Contest $150 1st each nite $100 2nd each nite $50 3rd each nite fcEEZE i i < i i i i i i Imagine a roomfull of life size beers, dancing up a storm no, you're not in heaven, you are at the TOgqrCJludA % / HALLOWEEN BEER r Trivia Party & Dance Wed. 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