@prefix edm: . @prefix dcterms: . @prefix dc: . @prefix skos: . edm:dataProvider "CONTENTdm"@en ; dcterms:isReferencedBy "http://resolve.library.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/catsearch?bid=1211252"@en ; dcterms:isPartOf "University Publications"@en ; dcterms:issued "2015-08-05"@en, "1927-10-25"@en ; edm:aggregatedCHO "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/Ubysseynews/items/1.0125570/source.json"@en ; dc:format "application/pdf"@en ; skos:note """ :^3t^... a^AssaaaummmW *M ^^B *^B W Ultjr ilLTyiirinj /saued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia. .»fiV9&sV'. aw Volume X. VANCOUVER, B.C., OCTOBER 25th. 1927 No. S. ■TWfaB SCIENCE SCORES VICTORY OVER ROWING CLUB Ties to? First Place with Ex-King George in Millar Cup Series The Forty Beara Brigado added another notch to thetr atrlng when they took the faat Bowing Club squad into oamp to the tune of 17 to 7 on Saturday afternoon. The game waa fast and hard fought all the way through. A break in the weather made handling conditions muoh better than ln prev* lous gamea and three-quarter runs were the feature of the day. A fairly huge crowd waa on hand. Science now stands tied with tho green-sblrts for flrat place ln the aeries and the prospects ot a future hard fought battle looks very bright. Aa usual the Bolenoe men got away to a flying start. Kelly, playing a atelier game at fullback, started the genre with a long punt which he followed faat The whole Varsity .pack, "Who were showing some of the Sid class followed hard after, and following a long dribble Phil Barratt tell on the ball tor the flrat try. The same eld Jinx seems to be following Gloomy Sinclair for hla convert bit the cross bar and tell back. "AThe °tob came back strong but the Varsity scrum was getting the ball est nicely to the threes who were gaining yards at all times. The next try came when Bert Tupper took the leather from Richardson, the new member in Domestic Science, follow* ing a long three-quarter run In which the entire three Hue handled. Farrlngton missed the convert from a bad angle. The next cam* when the forwards charged down the Club on a delayed kick, Phil Barratt, going his best this season, picked up the oval and In five seconds it waa passed out to Fell on RHODES SECRETARY HERE TOMORROW . Students are asked to keep in mind the address of Mr. Philip Kerr, in the Auditorium on Wednesday noon. Mr. Kerr is secretary of the Rhodes Scholarship Trust, which administers the millions of pounds left for scholarships at Oxford University ir, the will of the late Cecil Rhodes. He la now visiting those counfrles from which Rhodes scholars are selected, including In his tour South Africa, Australia, United States and Canada. Tin- rules laid down by Mr. Rhodes governing the granting of Ills scholarships are difficult to interpret, and Mr. Kerr Is here to talk the matter over with the local'selection committee ana discuss any problems that may arise. Mr. Kerr's talk will be on Rhodes Scholarships, and he is thoroughly acquainted with his aubject, as he knows It from the very source. He was well known as the secretary to Mr. Lloyd Oeorge during critical days of the war, and is also associated with the "Round Table." He is not an orator, but a natural easy speaker, and his address will have an especial appeal to U. B. C. students. CHAPLAIN-GENERAL TO GIVEADDRESS The Right Reverend Bishop Taylor Smith, D.D., K.C.B., C.V.Q., Chaplain Oeneral of the British Forces during the War will be visiting our City next week. He has expressed a desire to addrees a gathering of Young People ln the City of Vancouver. The arrangements for this have been left in the hands of the Anglican Young People's Association. It haa been arranged that the Bishop will speak at a Mass Meeting to be held In Christ Church School Room oa Thursday evening, October 87th at 8 p.m. Bishop Taylor Smith will be addressing the Canadian Club and others, but tbe meeting referred to above will be hi* only public address. It lo expected that there will be a number of University Students who would like to take advantage of this occasion. the wing, who went over for tho opportunity. This failed, however, when "Sinky" missed the oonvert from the bad angle, The last soore of the half was spectacular, the entire three line handled and Riohardson bobbed a high pass into the air which Tupper Srabbed and went over near the flag, ud Murray missed the convert. In the opening of the next halt the Club, taking on new life, pressed hard and a pretty drop by Brydon gave the Club their flrst points. This was followed by a try a few minutes later. However, Science was only encouraging the boys and things started off with a bang again. Sparks charged down a kick and passed it out to the rest of the mob. Blondy Oustatason finally scoured the pik-skin and scored between the posts. The Jinx failed and "Oloomy" put her over. Varsity showed some of their true form and their condition is beginning to stand out, but a bit more will be needed to crash the Ex-Kings. The forwards were packing well, dribbling with intention and following up fast. The hooks, Forrester and Murray were getting the pigskin baok regularly most of the time. "Gunboat" Sparks was sbovlng his bulk and feet in every place where they were needed. Sinclair, Farrlngton and Jones showed up at all times. In the three line Tupper was outstanding, pulling off one of his best trys ot the season. Fell, on the wing, was always superior, while Jack Richardson showed up well. The Iron man "Ous" and his fair haired companion, Phil. Barratt were always handling. Doug. McNeil pulled some good plays at wing, forward. The fair "Berty" played his usual brilliant whirl but sprained his ankle just before time. The team: Kelly, Tupper, Richardson, Oustatason, Fell. P. Barratt, B. Barratt, D, McNeil, Sparks, Murray, Foerester, Sinclair, Morris, Farrlngton, Jones. Juniors Tfyrow Tea Tussle Last. Thursday afternoon the elder members of Arts '2!) entertained at the cafeteria tea in honor of the new members of that class. Taking lt. all in all, the tea was quite a striking commentary on the peculiar manners of Juniors, the three-year-old sheep of the U. B. C. pens. W. Rodgors Foote, the Boy Orator of the B. C. Bad Lands spoke a fow chosen words asking that the man on the right should shuffle himself one one place to the left and converse with the lady on his right so that everyone should bo left on the right side ot everyone else. The rearrangement had the affect of arousing in all the ambition to sing. Tbe first song was that erotic little lyric "My Girl's a Hullabaloo" which is an awful way for any girl to be. A couple of years ago, a gifted writer to these columns said bis right-minded say about thlB little ditty. Arts '29 old members were Freshmen then, and didn't understand the article In question, which Is why they still sing the song. When this song was done, another of an even more Rotarlan flavour was started. It Is a mournful dirge entitled "I'm Tired of Living Alone." It Is well to warn all of Arts 'HO that those who announce themselves In such grief-stricken tones as wishing to marry are in grave danger of dragging out a lonely and celibate exist- ii nee. Tommy Berto, the High Priest of the Croat Voice of Baa-Ban vulgarly and variously known as Cheer-Leador, Yell-King und Head-Rooter then led the devotees of Babbitry In a rouilng chant "Kla-How-Yah, New Members!" The new members of the Junior Class were hy this time full Initiates Into the great cult of College Baa-Baa-Baa- Babbitry, and the true cause suffers to that extent. Thriller, Farce and Fantasy in Xmas Plays With tho results of the tryouts announced on Saturday and rehearsal* ijniiuiing thin week, work on the Play- era' Club Christmas plays Is definitely under way. This year the Christina* plays snow promise of being better than any of the previous attempts. The play-reading committee, which, during the summer, read over one hundred one-act productions, has announced that they never before have been so satisfied with the selections. Bvery one of the four plays to be presented this year Is outstanding ln the brilliance and appeal. One of the most delightful ot the numbers Is a gay Chinese fantasy, "The Romance of the Willow Pattern," which will bring to many students memories of the International Club's visit to the Chinese theatre. In this playlet, we have the usual story of thwarted love with the angry mandarin as the father. The quaint characters of Kong-Soo and Chang, the star-crossed lovers, are delightfully refreshing. They are represented as slipping out of the pattern of a Willow plate, re-enacting their romance, and then become immortalised in the famous willow design. "The Criminal" is a highly interest- ing play, with exceptional opportunities for real dramatic talent. The role of the youthful and upright William who suddenly finds himself guilty of a terrible crime is a challenge to any actor, For this reason it ir, being keenly sought after by many members of the Club. For dramatic tension aud depth of.feelings, this play- et Is unexcelled. Of & lighter vein is "Mr. Sampson," the one act play which was recently awarded the David Belasco prize for Little Theatre plays and which has not as yet been shown west of New Yo:k. The Playors' Club of U. B. C. ha;; the distinction of being the first In Canada to present "Mr. Sampson." The story revolves about two maiden •idies, the sisters Caroline and Catherine, whose love for one another is too great to prevent one ruining the other's happiness by marrying their mutual admirer. The climax of the play centres about the unusual means the Bisters take to decide on who marries Mr. Sampson, The "Dweller In Darkness," the fourth of the group, is a thrilling mystery play, equalling In tension and power such gripping plays as "The Dat," or "The Cat and the Canary." This promises to be the sensation of many seasons. So enthusiastic are ihe members over this play that some A the best talent ln the Club Is strlv Ing for parts In it. The scene is a country estate in England, which is haunted by the ghost of one of its early Inhabitants. The time ia the present, and the cast Includes the members of an upper- lasa English family and their house quests. The characters of the daughter Phyllis and fiance, Henry, whose romance is nearly shattered by the ghostly occurrences, will especially appeal to the romantically inclined. The role of the sneering "Mr. Mortimer," o whom the existence of ghosts Is an Impossibility is particularly difficult, and calls for an actor of exceptional ability. Even the most blase of the sophisticate will be thrilled by "The Dweller ln Darkuess." STUDENT PARLIAMENT A very snappy meeting 1b expected on Wednesday next to be hold at 3 p.m. In the Arts 100. As the ladles have heen allowed admission they are expected to turn out in large numbers. Very Importunt and Interestnlg matters will he brought up. One of the motlotiH roads as follows:"Resolved (hut no person will he admitted as an Umlergrnduato Into this Unlvorslty iinleHH ho or Mho has attained the mental, physical, and chronological ami of sixteen years." Any students who wish to become members may hand In their names on or before the meeting on Wednesday where constituencies will be assigned. aw-varnaa VARSITY CANADIAN RUGGERS DOWN ROYAL CITY TEAM Upton Cup Looma Nearer at 10-0 Victory The "University Twelve" copped another pigskin for the Canadian Rugby Club, when they took a 10*0 toll trom New Westminster on Saturday, The game, played at Athletic Park, was somewhat faster than the match with Vancouver the week previous, and for that reason, was more interesting. On the other hand, Varsity pulled some bad boners which were lnexoga* able. These were largely responsible for the tact that no touches were made. Fumbling waa rather excessive, and as for getting the ball out to the end Of the line tor end runs, there waa absolutely no science whatever dlaplayed, According to Coaoh Burley Varsity has two ot Its hardest games In thla aeries yet to play, and it is certainly necessary that there be great Improvement along theBe line* it tbe team expect* to stand ln tor the ohamplonshlp. Three of the regular players, Ross Jackson, Johnnie Currle and Nell Watson, as snap, quarter and wing, were unable to turn out to Saturday's game. Helmer and Smith filled the positions and substitutes made up the required number. All men are expeoted to be on the field next Saturday. Westminster centred off with an uphill kick, following through to fell Varsity's catcher where the ball dropped, The students slipped back on their flrat and second downs and kicked to forty-five yards on the third. Westminster lost ten yards on their first snap and then punted the ball. Varsity regained twelve yards on a catch and two downs and the quarter kioked to within five yarda ot the New Westminster line. The kick was returned after a tumble and recovery, and Wentworth packed it tan yards before someone grabbed his legs. Helmer attempted a kick, which was blocked and tbe ball went to the other side. Westminster charged the line twice and didn't gain an inch,' Injuring one of their men, Tip Robertson. On their third down they made yards, but Varsity recovered a fumble on their next, only to lose ten yards on a blunder. Smith snapped again and Helmer and Wentworth combined to regain the lost yards and another twenty besides. For the next tew minutes the ball passed from side to bide, from fifteen to within three yards of Westminster's line until tt was kicked back to centre and the quarter-time whistle blew. McLennan and Cummlngs came on in place ot Wentworth and Coleman. Varsity kicked to Westminster's ten yard line on the second down, but the EX-KING GEORGE SWAMPS VARSITY At Hi'ockton l'oinl on Saturday, the undefeated English Rugby liitennedi- ates met tlndr match playing against an almost perfect three-quarter line; they were swamped to the tune of 20-3. As well as a perfect three-line, the Corkum crew marched on a good, heavy scrum. The Varsity Intermediate group had the edge on the forward play, however, but In the back field they fell down. McLuckle, at fullback, played well for the blue and gold. In the first half things were quite even. A zig-zag game up and down the battle field made the spectators wonder who would stand victorious. The play was tight and tho Varsity scrum staged many smart rushes. An unlucky off-side handed the Green and Black men a three-point lead, gained from a neat drop-kick. Our men were not daunted by the upset, however. Rush after rush was staged again, until Inch by Inch the ball was driven up the field. The Ex-Kings came back with a rush, but some neut kicking on tho part ot Baker brought the oval back again into enemy territory. Nothing could Htop the Varaity forwards then. In a single rush, head- ed by big Leek, the fast-coming scoring machine, they crossed the line for a try. The slippery ball made It Impossible to convert the kick. Agnln the war waa started on even terms. The green-banded men got desperate and by a brilliant three- quarter run planted the ball far out on our line, but failed to tally up ihe two extra points. The ball was '.ticked off and the whistle blew for half- time with both teams about on nven terms, It waa the second canto where nur boys blew up. The Ex-Kings ran wild. (Continued on Page 4) punt was returned to the central Smith snapped twice to make yards, and on the next down, the Royals held A firm. On the second down VswityVift fumbled but recovered, and on the;;! third, Helmer booted the ball ove* *»•* J™ deadline for the flrst point, minster lost more yarda when kicked and the students forced tf back to six yards, with the aid Of offside penalty, before giving Up rTO }^,m pigskin. The Royals became anxloua A 1 on their flrat down, punting the ball ^ and tackling without allowing yards, thereby Buffering a penalty. Varsity ?ot ten yards on an offside and a hack '-■* rought them to five yard! Of, We minster's line. On the third down t ball saliod between the posts to u three more points in favor " ' Blue and Gold." The Royals off and fell on the ball, to be I ately forced back again. An exe of kicks brought the teams to minster's ten yard line where Varatt suffered an offside penalty. In the second half the atud* kioked off, dropped on a loos* ■ and made yarda twice in aueces The ball hovered ln the air tor greater part of several minutes ni Westminster's line until Helmer kid ed lt behind the deadline tor anotb point. The Royals then sot work* up and came bard against Varalty'a line, which was practically immovable. Falling to gain any yards, they punted the ball and kept the students Where it fell. Cummlngs ran ten yards on the first snap and Wentworth bucked the line for eight more on the next. These were lost, however, on a tor*;1 ward pass penalty. Varsity steadily gained ground until Helmer made a second drop kick, making the score 8-0. Mitchell came on in place of McLennan. Varsity fumbled on the run up after the kick-off and Westminster got the ball, making no yards, On the students' next downs, Parker saved a misdirected pass and Helmer kicked to Ave yards. The kick was returned and Varsity lost yards on a pass and offside. On the second snap the Westminster line fell back and on tbe third, another deadline was scored by the quarter. The Royals began to advance and forced Varsity out to the centre when they lost the ball. The students retaliated and went over the Westminster line for a rouge, raising the score to ten points for U. B. C. Just before the whistle blew, Camossi was hurt and McLennan came on In his place. Cecil Newby, one of Varsity's atar players last year, waa the big noise for New Westminster. It wag hla playing that prevented several Varaity touches and his dive backs through centre on several occasions netted Westminster twenty-five Or thirty yards. The University team was a a follows: Quarter, Helmer; Snap, 8mith; Guards, Camossi and Dirom; Middles, Odium, Coleman; Halves. Hall, Went* worth, Straight, Thompson; Subs, CummlngB, Parker, Mitchell, Pearce, McLennan, PLAYERS' CLUB HOLD RECEPTION The reception and dance given to honour of the new members of the Players' Club, which Is attended by all active and alumni membera of that organization la being held this evening Tuesday), at tho home of Mrs, E. B. Clegg, 2033 Comox Street. This is one of the biggest events of the social year n the Players' Club. Tho new members are particularly welcomed. • «r-i> *^,nFr™"^',ip?t,*,"w^ THE U tf YH8 8 «.<¥-■ - j; • .• a a._'^v OoTaaiii SBri; 1927 ull}? Hupsru, (Member ot Pacific Inter-Collegiate Press Association). issued every Tuesday and Friday by tbe Student Publications Board of the Unlveralty of British Columbia, West Point Orey. Phone; Point Grey 1434 Mall Subscription* rate: $3. per year. Advertising rate* on application. Editorial Staff EDITOR-IN-CHIEF—Jean Tolmie. Senior Bdltora—Francia Pllkington and George Davidaon Aaaootate Editors—Margaret Grant, M. Chrlstlson, Doris Crompton and Bruce Carrick Feature Editor—Roderick A. Pllkington Assistant Editors—Phyllis Freeman Chief Reporter—M. Desbrisay Sport Editor—Irvln Keenleyslde P.I.P.A. Bdltor—Mamie Moloney Bualneaa Staff Business Manager—Bev. Patrick. Circulation Manuger—Allan Lloyd-Jonos Advertising Manager—Ralph James Business Assistants—Roger Odium, Alan Chandler and Ralph Brown Bdltors-for*the*lssue: Senior: Frank Pllkington; Associates: Margaret Grant and Bruce Carrick', Assistant: Phyllis Freeman SataTaTaTaTataTaTaBTaTXaaTaTea UP IN THE AIR In these advanced days there should be ono absorbing Nubjoet of interest on this campus, namely, aviation. After the inspiration of the yew's achievements in trans-Atlantic flights, long-distance and altitude records, we Bhould expect tho common rooms to resound with learned discussions over Wright Whirlwind engines and the now Handley- page Stabilizer. One of the things most bewailed in these halls of learning is the faot that tho Elizabethan age of adventure has gone forever. We forget that the present is by no means as prosaic as it is painted, and tjbat more new things are going on than have over occurred in the world's history. Never before is there such a need for pioneers in new Holds—the most Important of which is aviation. The students of thin University should certainly be as interested in what is going on to-day as they appear to be over what they read in ancient books, or what they cart loam about abstract theories. it would be a great thing if the L.S.D. and some of the Science Olubs would invite people distinguished in aviation to give addresses j* the student body. Any well-known aviator would ensure an en- tjppfijtio audience. |jn the dim and distant future the "Ubyssey" might suggest that an aerO-oiuh be formed to discuss the progress of aviation. If possible this hypothetical club could affiliate with the Air League of Canada and perhaps secure a moth plane from the Oovernment. Perhaps, too, in the dim and distant future, a C.O.T.C. could be formed for the training of aviation officers. At least, this would be tnore interesting than the "forming of fours." This corps would be valuable in times of emergency, and would help to solve Canada's problem of defense. This O.T.C idea has already proved practical in Oxford, Cambridge and many of the American Universities, Coming back to earth after our record breaking flight of fancy, we merely suggest that the student body should take an intelligent interest in aviation, considering the remarkable progress that is now being made. THE FUNCTION OF CLUBS Our students at last are at liberty to turn their thoughts and energies to more serious things. On all sides they encounter clubs sponsoring various activities nnd interest, some of which are sure to engage their attention. It is not that we doplore the clubs . . . there is perhaps no other means by which the incoming student is able to fit himself into the sphere which most appeals to him, and increase his knowledge of a subject in the most practical manner. But hitherto there has been an almost ludicrous spirit of aggressiveness in one club against the other. They take on the semblance of loyal clans determined to be uppermost, if at the expense of everyone else, Must we centre our interests solely in I lie routine of the clubs? Can we not work through them for the university as a whole? Each was founded for the interest ami benefit of sonic typo of study, and the crowding out of one for the good of another only injures an equally meritorious part of the whole. The gist of which is: join your club, and work to further its success, but keep in mind the fact that the aim of each is primarily the welfare of the university, and only through co-operation can real success be obtained. Inter-Class Debates Class Literary Representatives are requested to get in touch with the executive of the Men's Literary Sooiety as soon as possible in order that the Inter-Class Debating schedule can be arranged. If possible, a debate will also be a* ranged between former members of Arts *2i and representatives of last J ear's Agriculture faculty for the ttals of last season's league. The winner will win the M.L.S. Shield tor 1(36 • 1927, SCRIBE SOCIETY TO HOLD MEETING The Society of Thoth has called a meeting ot all seekers of tbe Seven Lively Arts for Tuesday noon lu Arts 104. This meeting will consider the new probationary members and the Scribes ot last year. The seasons' programme will be discussed in detail, and proposals considered tor a presentation on Homecoming night. Applicants should look ln the auditorium letter rack tor Information concerning the Society of Scribes. Applications for membership are still In order and should be addressed to the Grand Scribe, Society ot Tbotb, and left in the Auditorium letter rack. University Dance The Board of Governors and the Faculty Women's Club will give a university dance at Lester Court on November 2, from 9 till 1. This has been planned as part of the Homecoming programme. All students of the University are invited. Tickets may be obtained from the Georgia Pharmacy, from the Registrar's offloe, or from any member ot the Alumnae Executive. SCIENCE CHEMICAL TEA Sc. '29 "chemical" engineers held their annual tea ln the Cafeteria on Thursday, October 20, at 4 p.m. All members turned out In full regalia, khaki gowns being the predominating garb. Entertainment was provided by Arts '29 in the form of songs, speeches and the dashing repurtee of Juniors. Intoxicated by wild debauch, ln the form of Caf. tea and Arts revelry, the engineers staggered from the den ot corruption. On the way, Blankenbach Fell over a Legg In tbe Hall, during the Hunt tor Stanley Carpenter tools, LOST Lost, a wrist-watch In man's changing room, on Saturday during Frosh rugby gams. Finder pieaae hand In at Bookstore. October 22, 1927. Editor "The Ubyssey." Dear Madame:—In response to your editorial in Friday's issue of the "UbysBey," calling for criticism of the paper's policy, may I offer a suggestion? At tho banquet given last week for the editors and business managers of the P. I. P. A., lt was my privilege to be seated next to Mr. Fred Speers, editor of the Stanford Dally. During the course or a conversation on college newspapers, he asked if the "Ubyssey" followed the policy of issuing political news of the outside world. I answered that it did not. Now 1 am aware that a paper issued only twice weekly cannot hope to keep nbreiiHt or all the political news published, more so when lt has not tho servlcv of n news wire, but could not something be done In the way of picking out two or three of the most important events of the week and printing Hum? From my recollections or tho current event hour in History 1, we show a woeful Ignorance ot the happenings of ihe out Hide world; ami a column or the nio»t Important political news Hems culled from dally pa- pern might do Home good. Yours truly, ANNIE TAYLOR. Editor's Note.—Wb appreciate this suggestion. If a sufficient number of students express the wIbIi to see world news In the columns of the "Ubyssey' we shall gladly comply. However, the "Ubyssey" cannot hope to act as an adequate preparation for a current- event class. If there are others among our tenders who would like to otter suggestions In this matter, we shall bo glau to hear from them. Editor "Ubyssey," Madame:— May I support the views of "Chess Hound" tn your last Issue,, where he wished to know why the Chesn Club, now an organisation nearly a year old, had not been recognised by the L. 8. D. Chess Is an exact science, and Is worth studying. It develops reasoning power to as great en extent as Mathematics, and Is of the same practical value. Being a scientific club, formed to study the methods of Chess, il should have been Immediately accepted by the L. S. D. The Unlveralty ln general would like the L. S. D. to state what they mean by "permanence and stability," and what standard is Used in judging these qualifications. The Chess Club was formed early last January; the Philosophy Club was formed less than a month ago; but the Chess Club, after a seven months' fight, Is now merely accepted "on probation," while the Philosophy Club, -A Its first request, was fully accepted. Moreover, the Chess Club waa unofficially told last year that If lt should survive the term, it would be accepted at the beginning of the fall term. If the L. S. D. have anything further against the Cheas Club, can they not announce what lt is, so that mistakes can be rectified? If they have nothing against the Chess Club, can (hey not give lt full status? At any rate, let the L. S. D. be candid and come into the open. Your* truly, ANOTHER CHESS HOUND. Jots and Comments We had It reported ln the daily press that one of the senators has taken steps to enter McOlll University. Such action is certainly very deserving. We hope to hear that more will make attempts to got educated. Of course there might be difficulty on account of Junior Matriculation requirements. ■ a * During the trial of the head of the Chicago School Board, Judge Bauss- mann proved conclusively England's sinister designs to annex the United States, After all we might still witness a war "to make the world safe for democracy." • • • One of the P. I. P. A. delegates confessed that the convention days were rather full, see Two great discoveries hnve Just been made. Maeterlinck discovers that the ant, so long held up to admiration for keeping busy, has a detestable utilitarianism and a lack of kindly qualities; French scientists have made a liar of Aesop by proving that a dog with a bone in its mouth will not try to get lt away trom its reflection In the water. Why does not someone prove to us that work Is a nuisance? One of the oldest boilers, It Is bound to have no logical foundation simply because It is old and so many accept it. When you are told about the heroes of long ago and our degenerate age, think of Columbus, who set out with three vessels to discover America, and compare him to the Coil's, Nunges- ser's, Lindbergh'i, and others who set out ln smaller vessels, even after the dangers had been demonstrated by loss of life.—W. R. C. K. To Decoration Committees NOTICE TO ART STUDENTS The attention of Arts Students is drawn to the following regulation, which has been approved by Senate, ana whioh is operative ln the present session: "A student taking tour science courses (12 unite) ln the first two years may deter the course selected under Clause (d) on p. 68 of the Calendar, to the Third or Fourth Year, without loss of credit." CHEMISTRY SOCIETY The flrst closed meeting of the session will be held on Wednesday, October 26th, in Sc. Rm. 412 at 3:15 p.m. Those eligible for attendance are students taking Chem. 3 or upwards. Important points such as definite enrolled membership, time and place of future meetings, etc., will be discussed. Mr. Guy Waddington will speak on, "Some Aspects of the Paint and Varnish Industry." PER DEUTSCHE VEREIN An Organization Tea will be held on Thursday afternoon at 4 o'clock In the Cafeteria Faculty Room. All new members are urged to be present. Don't let your modesty about speaking Qerman deter you, B3 Spanish, Russian or Greek will be understood equally well by most members. Another peppy "doutschevereinlsche" programme Is ln store for all, so bo on time, 4 p.m. Thursday, October 27. It's 25 cents. STUDIO CLUB A mooting or the Studio Club will be hold on Thursday evening of this week, at the home of Miss Helen Burton. 2t>76 Second Avenue West. There will be an Interesting program presented by the new members of the Club. L'ALOUETTE There will a mooting of the L'Alou- ette tonight, October 25th, at the home ot Mr. IJeattlf, 3272- 33rd Ave. West. All members are requested to be there at eight o'clock sharp. AGGIE '31 ELECTIONS At the recent meeting of Agriculture '31, the following officers were elected:— Hon. President—Prof. H. M. King. President—Thomas Leach. Vice-President—Herbert Falls. Secretary-Treasurer—Ruth Stuart. Athletic Representative — Norman Ingledew. Discussion Club Representative — Albert Taylor. REPORTERS, ATTENTION I All reporters and club secretaries who do not want their work rejected must havo their reports in on time. The number of words and name of reporter MUST be Indicated on the report at the (op of the first page. ■" ' "~ ' '..'.'.- - TTSSSSSS D. S. BEACH FINE TAILORING Dry Cleaning Pressing We call for and Deliver 10th Ave., at Trimble In Your Own District Phone, Point Grey 131 DANCING ♦ « i mi a ii'ian" i AT THE ALEXANDRA ACADIMV 1 SATURDAY EVENING Criterion Oruhastr* ia i a i|i i *«i 11 15c. Lunch ! READY TO 8SAB, WHILE GHANfllNfi FROM STREET CAR TO BUS. 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A, ,#- aaaas <- 1 A Big Proportion of Letter Carriers in Vancouver wear Spencer's Police Boot If any Varaity atudent finds it neceaaary to buy shoes thai give the maximum wear for money invested let him follow the example of the Letter Carrier* and buy SPENCERS POLICE BOOT Black or Brown $6.85 IT David Spencer LIMITSO K GUIDE TO THE VARSITY No. S—Th* Auditorium After leaving the Cafeteria the more robust of the tourists should still be able to continue tholr sightseeing trip into the theatre or auditorium proper. This spacious room Is remarkable In containing ono of tho largest ■luges and the hardest seats In Western Canada. Here the stars of the Players' Club "strut and fret their hour" before enthusiastic and non- critical audiences. Here also, upou occasion, thu Thoth Club dons Its warpaint and holds shameless revelry. At the back, the vlsltory should observe the "peanut gallery." This part of the auditorium is usually frequented by ribald science men who deem It the height of humor to bellow "Mr. Noah," regardless of what ia going on before them. To see the auditorium at its best one should attend an Alma Mater meeting, when the student body votes "aye" to everything that is proposed. To see it at its worBt the tourist should attend a "pep" meeting. Then, the room is crowded with students who are willing to undergo the ordeal of listening to exhortations to attend games ln the hope of witnessing a funny stunt. No greater proof of youth's optimism is needed than to see the expectant crowds yelling themselves hoarse at the command ot the yell-despots and then waiting patiently to be amused. No amount of disappointment discourages them. The sight of all these Babbits has furnished editorials for more than one editor of a small town paper. During the Players' Club try-outs, the place Is locked up to give more privacy to the bashful neophytes. Only once did a Freshman Intrude upon these mysterious orgies. By peering through the grating that bars the doorway, the visitor can Just distinguish an X on the floor, halfway down the left aisle. That Is where the body was found. No. 4~Th* Bookatore It Is customary for the tourist to next visit the book store. This remarkable Institution does 95 per cent. of Its business during the first three weeks of the fall term and spreads the rest over the entire year. Besides being the book emporium the store Is used as the clearing house for the University Fountain Pen Exchange, lt has been estimated that every pen In the Varsity goes through this exchange at least twice a term. Individual pens have been known to make as many as 37 appearances there during one session. This exchange is maintained solely for the convenience of students who, upon losing a pen may replace If almost immediately at thi' Hook Store. A good selection ol' lost pens is usually on hand, but fastidious co-eds sometimes have to wall a day or so before one of the right size and colour is t'ound and turned in As in most other parts or the University the tourist can usually witness here a game of chess ln progress. Yet he should not be surprised If there is no game, as we are Informed by reliable authorities trial the stableness of the chess club Is as yet uncertain. OUR IMMIGRATION PROBLEM Bill received by Business Staff: To Auto Service, University of B. C. to Detention Shed, foot Burrard Street, $10.00. e * e "What kind of tobacco are you smoking, Bob?" "I didn't ask him."—Blue Dragon. mMmrm.AmA**....~........md.m.M*~AJd.-j Meraloma Novelty Dance AT Peter Pan BallroN. ON Friday, Oct. 28 S to 1. Percy Lee's Orchestra Ticket*, fl.50, obtainable from Jaok Whalen, 586 Seymour St. Limerick Crop Flourishes Would-be poets have only one more chance to win the great Muck-a-Muck Department Limerick Contost, as the prise winner will be announced in Friday's Issue. All entries must be handed In at the Publications Office by twelve o'clock noon on Thursday. As many of the entries sent In up to now have no name attached, we must warn entrants that the first prise cannot be awarded to anonymous entries. On our part, we guarantee that, except for tho prise winner, no names will be divulged. The first ten limericks appearing below come In the form of an unsigned letter. I. Dear Editor, at your request I have snatched sweet hours from my rest To compose all these rhymes That aro meet for your "Times," And trust they will pass as the best. II. But If haply your prize I may gain For Limericks, I shall disdain Cafeteria cake, Lest it set up an ache And mingle my pleasure with pain. III. There was a young Aggie named Blink Who persuaded the poultry to drink Cafeteria tea Till they all but three Turned a bright and a beautiful pink. IV. A venturesome student of Arts Once gobbled up twenty-six tarts; By the aid of his will Combined with a pill, He still 1j frequenting these parts. V. Said a Freshette, much proud of that beauty Which fashion prescribes as a duty: "Thanks to powder and paint, I'll make no more complaint Than Cicero De Senectute." VI. If forty can ride ln one bus Without a suspicion ot fuss, How many can ride With sixty Inside And refrain from a well-rounded cuss? VII. If I were a student of mining, I'd master the art of combining Pyrites with gold, That the blend could be sold At a trifling cost, for refining. VIII. O would I could put into words The love that I cherish for surds; My song would uprise To the heights of the skies, And rival the sweetest of birds. IX. 0 would that the fountain so frisky Were spouting up excellent whisky, All lectures I'd cut And every book shut, Though my subsequent conduct were risky. X. And would I had never begun The worst game under the sun, The trend of my verse Gets steadily worse, And further relapses I'll shun. We strongly suspect the writer of these next three of being an Aggie. XI. There was a young Aggie named Mar, Who said, "I must buy me a car." Hla car he has bought, His girl she has thought, "I'd rather have walked lt, by far!" XII. "Are all Aggies dumb?" do you say? Of course they are not, but I pray That th» d have some manners When tney act as canners Of all the Artsmen they waylay. XIII. There was a young Aggie called Sink, Who said, "It's not proper to wink!" But combing his curls Or gazing at girls He winks all the time, I do think. —N. D. 0„ '31. "What Is an organlier?" "Aw, he's the guy that makes music in church," —West Point Pointer, e * • Man to book store c!«rk—"I want a book for a sevunteen-year-old boy." Clerk "Studious or Immoral?" e e * "Ma! ("mere quick!" "What Ih lt, Nell?" "Look, Hal ate all the raisins off that sticky brown paper." ... "Take me home!" sobbed the lilt terate little school girl as thoy foro closed the mortage. How NotTo Do It Although there are still seven weeks (more or less) before the exams, occur, we consider that lt Is not too earjy to give a few words of warning to the Frosh. As there Is nothing better than actual examples for enlightening the primitive mind, we print hereunder a few "howlers" that actually were perpetrated in the U. B. C. and were collected by Dr. H. L. Keenleyslde. Let us make It quite dear that these are to be avoided, not copied. 1, "The old castles were so badly built and with such winding passages that it was hard to And people to kill them." 2, "Luther nailed 96 partitions on the door." 3, "Some of the Christians were pitched and then set on Are." 4, "Henry VI11 wanted to get a divorce from Katherlne of Aragon, but much more to the point, he wanted to marry Anne Boloyn." 6. "As a result for his insatiable craving for new wives, Henry VIII became a Protestant." 6. "One-sixth of the mall population had votes." 7. "The Invention of the electric light Improved moral conditions a great deal." 8. "Elizabeth was a true child of the Renaissance. She was both masculine and feminine." 9. "The Roman Catholic Church refused to give Henry VIII a divorce, so he took the title of 'Defender of the Faith' and obtained his own." 10. "Henry VIII had no male heir, and he wanted a son as heir to the throne. With this object ln mind he approached the Catholic Church." 11. "The idea of Puritanism is to be pure in mind, body and soul. The Puritans had a very depressing religion." 12. "Before the Industrial Revolution when every man worked for himself, the employer was the absolute boss." She—I learned to dance when I was nine years old. He—'Sfunny what you can forget ln a short time, Isn't it? —Dartmouth Jack o' Lantern. e . • "Bring me another sandwich, please." "Will there be anything else?" "Yes, a paper weight. That last sandwich blew away." —Webfoot. e * • "I'm goln' to shoot the guy thash married my wlfel" "Be shtlll, be shtlll! We don't want no murdersh around there!'" "Thlsh ain't goln' to be no murder. Thish lah goln' to be shulclde." < "Illll |i.in...»i.ininii»ii|iiiiiii|i|n.ii|i|i.ial I 4 VartJtX $pe?*qf Wp HAVE JUST RECEIVED A SHJrNMNT Of NEW SHIRTS-ColUr Attache*) •a# Iks srlef Is rlejrt, tec $2.29 It will pay you to see this. 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The High-Hat atmosphere of Canada's most up-to-date thoe store doesn't cost you a cent—that's why we're a block or two out of (he high rent district. We want to know how valuable the UBYSSEY ii~a» an advertising medium. Bring this Ad. in with you during the next two weeks, and we'll give s ipecia! ducount of 10% to you and your friends. Fair enough ? rv,»» .'«TirF«it4^-, vtj» THE UBT8SEY SHELLYSTRIM FIRST SOCCER TEAM Although beaten by the score of 4-2, the Varaity flrst soccer team put up. their belt game ot the season. Strengthened by the Inclusion of "Cokey" Shields the Varsity defense played a wonderful game. Although tha weather Was excellent, tha Held waa ln rather bad ahape, beoauae of the Canadian Rugby game that was played at 2:16. The flrat half opened with a rush by Shellys, but play waa aoon trans- tarred to the other end where the Varaity forward* became dangerous. After two unsuccessful attacks, Al Todd waa msnoeuverlng toward the •belly goal when he was fouled, 8ilelds took the klok and drovo for a goal. The goal-keeper fumbled sad the ball was through to put Varsity oae goal up nfter fire mlnutea of eiy. Shellys began to play harder t tha oloae oheoking ot the Varsity defense held them until Swanson equalised after tha bar twioe. Varsity forwards worked to get ahead but Without success. At this stage ot the Srne Varsity was having the ad- state but Shellys broke away and aldon put them one up. A tew minutes later tbe player added a third foal .sarins the acore at half-time The acore of 8*1 at halt-time hy no means represented the play tor the Vanity defense was checking closely while tbe forwards were very danger* cue, »During tbe second-half the Varsity M-backs did not play ao well ao that a full-backs had the brunt of tbe work, but Wright and Shields held the Bakers at bay until the middle ot the naif when Murray put on number four. Varsity was not disheartened but .attacked with vigor. Again as Al. Todd was solos goalwards, he was fouled but this time ln the penalty grea. from the Spot klok Mel. Oaudln scored Varsity's second goal. Ot the Varsity team Anderson played well, saving many hard shots. Again Wright was a tower ot strength St right full-back while he was ably partnered by Shield* who played a great game. The half-backs played Wall ln the flrst halt, checking well and feeding their wing man, but ln the second halt they were not nearly ao effective. Don Emery held the left- wing but neglected to feed Duffell. ja*imatn§, at centre-half played a wonderful game ln the first half, hut be weakened in the second. Don Allan made his first appearance at left bait and played very well. Duffell was Sadly neglected on the right wins Setting very few chances. Splllsbury played a good game at inside-right, While Qaudin was brilliant as centre- forward, worrying the Shellys' defense continually. Al. Todd played very well I it Inside left. Waddington at outside- eft waa not quite up to form, but centred fairly well. After the showing on Saturday, Varsity should certainly win some games in the near future. October 25th, 1927 Frosh Defeated Playing at the Varaity o"al on Saturday afternoon, the Freshmen rugby team went down to defeat at the hands of the Rowing Club to the tune of <*6 to 3. The Rowing Club boys were far heavier and continually walked through the Frosh. Nevertheless the wearers of the green played gallantly and ln the second half Cleveland, after a brilliant run, went over for a try. The Frosh were handicapped by the loss ot the five-eighths, Jack Wilson, who could not play because of a bad leg. Oaul, the half-back, was the pick for the Frosh. Open Air Pep Meeting PEP. MEETING FRIDAY NOON Great consternation prevailed Friday noon, when the insignificant but all-important key to the Auditorium could not be located. A key-hunting committee was formed, to no avail, and the result was the flrst open air pep meeting ln the history of the University. The crowd (?) assembled ln front of the Auditorium a la Hyde Park, with Dr. Burke on the soap box. He spoke a few words stressing the importance of the Canadian Rugby game against the Royals on Saturday, and after a few yells the meeting adjourned. _... . A. A) ^fUp. ,, A) ... GYMNASIUM CLUB Fees! Fees! Is the demand of the executive of the Women's Gym. Club. Those members who have so far neg lected to turn over tholr dollar to their mercenary executive, are asked to do so Immediately. The first-class held In the Y. W. C. A. at the corner of Burrard and Duns- mulr had the largest attendance yet, Forty glrlB appeared tn regalia. Miss Moore, the Instructor requests that all girls be on the floor at 4.15. Tracksters Plan Indoor Meet On Wednesday evening, Nov. 16th, the first Indoor Track Meet ever to be held by the Inmates of this Institution will be pulled oft ln the Hastings Park Horse Show building, commencing at 6.30 p.m. This is an entirely new departure in the methods of holding Traok Meets as that gentle sport is understood here, and it merits the support of every student who is even faintly Interested In Track, For winter competition the Indoor meet Is the oniy logical variety. The spectators are warm and comfortable and can give their attention to the contests, rather than to tho effort to keep themselves from froeilng. The athletes are not of necessity forced to dash madly to a sheltering dugout In order to escape pneumonia, the second the particular eveut In which they happen to be competing ii over. The meets never have to be postponed because of bad weather, aa la tho habit of outdoor meets. Then, too, the surface ot indoor tracks Is usually better than that of the outdoor, thus making for more ease In running, and consequently better times. On all these counts, and on many others, the Indoor meet is tar superior for winter to the outdoor. Since the meet on Nov. 16 is in tbe nature of an experiment, we strongly advise all those wbo oan possibly do so to go and support the Innovation. The Rooters Club will be out in force to lead the support, and as an added inducement refreshments will be served at 0.80 and the meet will be followed by one ot informal dances that have become so popular with Varsity students ln the last two years. Altogether the meet promises to be one of the most successful innno- vatlons that has been held here ot recent years, and anyone who voluntarily refrains from attending Is depriving himself ov herself ot a moat enjoyable evening's entertainment. PROSPECTS BRIGHT FOR BASKETBALL Senior basketball is in for the biggest year in Varsity's history, according to the dope which the wise birds are broadcasting. The prospects looked unusually bright at the beginning of the season, but now, as the effects of the early morning practices make themselves evident, the executive is Jubilant and la figuring on at least two trophies coming to U.B.C. Every morning sees from fifteen to twenty huskies cavorting around the Normal Gym, and the veterans who will form the nucleus of the A team are getting down to mldseason form. This team will tackle the Varsity Qrads, in one ot the main events on the Home Coming Celebration programme. The game is scheduled for Saturday, November 6th, and will he preceded by a Sonior Girls game. Following these contests there will be an Informal dance or "hoop hop." Juniors Triumph; Defeat Collingwood Junior Sopcer team played a splen- lid match again last Saturday, Colllngwood being the opposing team. Until 0 minutes before time the soore was 0 ln favor ot Collingwood. Then the /arslty men pulled themselves together and found the goal of their opponents three times within fifteen minutes. Our line-up was aa follows: Goal, Dawe; baoks, Robson and Fern- lund; halves, Keenleyslde, MtleB and McGregor; forwards, Wright, MoKel- lar, Mitchell, Stafford and England. Dawe was good, in the second half, very good. Robuon and Fernlund, although hesitating In the beginning, been me gradually better. McGregor Was a little slow, Mills played an excellent game and showed that he Is worth n place on the team. Keenleyslde was also quite satisfactory. In the forward line Stafford was the i)csl. He is a player who uses his head and was responsible for the first and third goal, McKellar made the second. As a whole, tho forward line wns good. The score waa 8-2 in favor of Varsity. Intermediate Rugby (Continued from Pag* 1) Their threes swept up the field time after time, but were bitterly fought by the Varaity. Six points were chalked up against the Blue and Oold. Play began to warm up. Leek was knocked dizzy in a loose scrum, and a little later Wolfe-Merton and Galtsklll were knocked cold, the former In running around the wing, and the latter by being charged while catching a high- punt. However, everyone went on playing happily after slight recuperation and a warning from the referee. In the end, when the whistle sounded the players marched off to the tune of 20 to 3. It was a grand and glorious battle in which the forwards did a great deal of the fighting for the Varsity. Tho threes did their best but could not get around such fleet and tricky men as Welsman and McRae, or Smith, tlie enemy full-back. Intermediate forwards are asked to look out for notice of a scrum practice some day this week, as the team are out for blood. Line-up: McLuckle, James, Wolfe- Merton, Wood, Ford, Baker, Horton, Hodgklns, Galtsklll, Leek, Heaver, Pllkington, Brown, Shlels, Maddlgan. INTERMEDIATES LOSE TO RICHMOND The Intermediate Canadian Rugby Squad suffered a second defeat when they met Richmond at Connaught ^ark on Saturday. Varsity was unable to score while the others put over a touch and a rouge to make their six points. The university team seemed to play hard, but, owing to Inexperience, Its exertions failed to show in counts. Bill Haggarty, as quarter, put up a good game and several others wero by no means weak In play. Rolton scored Richmond's one touch which was not converted. "Percy lu taking medicine at college." "How long has he been sick?" FENCING Na education Is turnout* without IM* brilliant and cfilvalroiu Art. All Universities of the werM h*v« adopted It, It It a beautllltr ol th* body, swat fspecially far girls• II I* a training tor Ui* mlad thai haa no equal, ae oomparleon. British Columbia Sword Club Ll.ut. 0, du MKRVKUX, Director (French Academy of Armal 830 GRANVILLE ST. Phona, Soy. 1A23 ARTS »30 CLASS MEETING TO-DAY AT 12.16 SHARP, ROOM A. 100. EVERY- ONE OUT. Get Inside a FIT-REFORM Suit and be happy -you oan't help lt.£ You'll look ! right—you'll feel right. For Style, Fit and Tailoring, you oan't beat a FIT-REFORM SUIT. TURPIN BROS., LTD. Men's Outfitters 629 GRANVILLE ST. Hallowe'en ! Nobody likes a dead Party. Brighten Ihe house with FLOWERS FROM V Bouquet Shop At Your Service At All Times -.- 732 Granville Street Phone, Seymour 109 Room and Board FOK MALE STUDENTS Apply: 4684»7th Avenue. West •ranttBaSaStSRSaV HAVE YOUR Radio Requirements SERVED SY A SPECIALIST Everything sold on oaay term* with a 30-DAY EXCHANGE PRIVILESK GORDON~CRAIG (ARTS 'IS) 637 RICHARDS STREET Phono, Sey. 6808 *«Ss-* Second Soccer Team Trims Sappers The second soccer team journeyed to Sapperton on Saturday and downed the Sapperton Young Liberals on their own field by a 4-0 score. The game was very fast and a little more evenly contested than the score indicates. Varsity was victorious largely through the superior finishing ability of their forwards. Sapperton had as many if not more opportunities to score, but proved very weak ln front or our goal. La Ita opened the scoring early In the first hair and shortly after Doug. Partridge followed with a nice goal. Just before half-time Charlie Wong added a third. Midway through the second hall Doug. Partridge scored his second goal of the game and ended the scoring making the final count of 4-0 for Varsity. Players are reminded that the team plays lis flrHt game In the Allan Cup competition next Saturday at McBride Park, The management urges all players lo attend the morning prac- llci-H If possible In preparation for this game. GRASS HOCKEY A meeting of the Women's Grass Hockey Club will be held on Tuesday, October 26th at 12.16 in Arts 106. Dr. Wyman, honorary president, will address the Club and give a chalk talk. Owing to the resignation of Marjorie McKay, a new president must be elected. The position of curator is also vacant. It Is Important that every member attend. "You're so dumb I wouldn't call you a ham." "Why not?" "A ham can be cured." O. B. Allan. Limited "The House of Diamonds" DEPARTMENTS: Diamond, end other Prwkro. Stone.. Jewelry-watch*, and Glook*. Stirling' Silver-Silver Plate. Cut GL»s-French Ivory. Fine China-Braa. Goods. Leath.r Good.- Noveltle.. Umbrella-, and Walking Sticks. Optical Department. 480/466 Granville Street (Cor. Pender Street) VANCOUVER, - E. C. 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