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Ilbpapn Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia, VOL. XII. VANCOUVER, B. C, MARCH 21, 1930 No. 39 ATHLETIC AWARDS TO BE GIVEN TOW FlftlM nMtttlDHWtMttas VARSITY athletes will be reward* ed for their long days or train Ing and practice at the Presentation ceremony which will take place on Friday noon in the Auditorium. Fifteen men will gain tbe greatest Athletic Award the Unlveralty can beatow Including six Canadian and SlS Bnglish rugby players, two basket, bailers and one traok man. Among tbe Canadian Rugby players Peden, Moore, Mitchell, Rhodes, Latta aud Jim Winters, the only Freshman to do a ao, have gained their Big Blocks. The Bnglish luggers are represented by Oaul, Nixon, Martin, Rogers, Robbins and Wood, while Chapman and Leo ewe their election to the Big Block Club to their proficiency on the basketball floor. The Record-breaking Oansner Is the new representative of the Traok Club. Small blocka will be awarded to fifty-five men Including Mercer, Norman, Cleveland, Aylwin, Collmayle, Neabltt, H. Brown, Sy* monds and Pollard of tbe English Ruggers, Bolton, Collins, Perdue, Eyre, On\ Brown, Leeson, Mclnnes, Johnston, Patmore, Steele and Crawford of tbe Canadian Team anfd Barbour, McConnel, Bolton, of basketball fume. In the minor sports, Chapman, Phillips, Colthlrat, Buckland, Wilson, Madsen, Meredith and Frldllefson of the boat club got small blocks while McOregor, Roberts, Chalmers, Hyndman, H. Wright, B. Wright, D. Partridge, B. Cooks and C. Wong of the soccer team were also successful. Cross and Hall represent the Boxing and Baker the Swimming Club. Carswell, Willis, Rhodes, J. C. Smith, Darragh and Mathews will get their small blocks for hookey. The Hardy Gup, gained by the Varsity for saining the Western Inter- colleglate Rugby Championship will be the major trophy presented. The Governors Cup for lnter-class Athletic honors, goe. to the youthful and energetic Frosh as does the Faculty Cup whioh is given to the winner of the Inter-Class Track Meet. Repeating their last year's viotory Science '30 again will capture the Arts '20 Relay Cup, while Joe Hamniet, who carried all before him in the Arts '30 Road Race wilt be justly rewarded, As a result of their victories In interclass competition, Arts '31 will receive the Soccer Cup arid Science '33 will carry off the reward for Basketball. Among tho swordsmen Irvine Keenleyslde was successful in keeping the Keenleyslde Cup in the family. Accident Prevents Seattle Voyage Planned by Crew AUTO SMASH WKCKS SEATTLE MCE WILSON and Frldllefson, mem hers of the Varsity Senior VIII, He ln a very serious condition in the General Hospital as a result of a motor smashup on Tenth Ave., Wednesday afternoon, when the car ln which they were travelling to Seattle to race against Washington crews, overturned. The other occupants of the car, Chapman, Buckland, and Madeley were badly bruised and shaken, and were fortunate In escaping further injury. Chapman, the driver ot the car, was proceeding along Tenth Ave., when a car driven by H. R. Pearson came out from Cypress. Chapman was unable to stop, and the cars collided, Chapman's turning over. An ambulance rushed the Injured to hospital, where they have regained consciousness, but are still ln a serious condition. As a result of this accident, Varsity's VIII will not be able to race against tho University of Washington crews on Saturday, as it is impossible to fill the gaps In such a short time. This catastrophe Is a hard blow to tbe University Boat Club, and especially to the Senior VIII, for they have been training hard tor the past two months, for this trip to Seattle. Captain of Senior 'A' Varsity Squad Varsity to Send Team To Seattle Track Meet With one of the strongest aggregations that has ever represented U.B.C. in an Inter-colleglate meet, Varsity's track team led by the redoubtable "Dutch" Grlmmett, will oppose the University of Washington at the Seattle Stadium on Saturday. As a result of thn lnter-class competition a week ago the best of the Blue and Gold cinder men have been selected and are training strenuously In anticipation ot the coming contest. Outstanding among the candidates are Gavin Dirom, the Individual champion, who will provide opposition for the Huskies in the high jump, pole vault, discus, shot-put and javelin, and Leo Oansner, star three-mller who will compete ln the distance events. The team Track Team for Seattle: (1) Nelson Allan, Hurdles; (2) Bob Alpen, Hurdles, Pole Vault, Weights; (3) Oav. Dirom, Pole Vault, Weights, Broad Jump; (4) Len Norman, Sprints, Relay; (6) BUI Selby, Mllo, Half Mile; («) Leo Oansner, 2 mile; (7) Jimmy Dunn, Half Mile, 2 Mile; (8) Hugh Smith, 440 Yards, Broad Jump; (I)) Glen Ledlngham, Weight*, Javelin; (10) Bill Thornber, High Jump, 440 Yards; (11) Alf Allen, Mile, Halt Mile; (12) Bob Gaul, Sprints, Relay; (13) BUI Morrow, Sprints, Relay, Appointed Head of .Publications CLAIRE MENTEN Claire, who with Rene Harris Is playing on the Varsity Senior "A" squad for the fourth consecutive seas* on, ls one of the most polished players ever seen here ln women's basketball. Like many of the hoop stars that have played for U.B.C, the co-ed captain first took an active Interest ln the indoor game while attending Duke of Connaught High School ln New Westminster, and her brilliant success In senior company ls largely due to the efficient grounding that she has received. As a guard, she is a big factor ln the Invincible defense combination that the Blue and Gold aggregation has built up, while her long shooting which is particularly deadly makes her au Invaluable member of the Varsity squad. ARTS '31 ELECTIONS NomluaUons for the presidency and *> Ice-presidency of Arts '31 (signed by 10 members of the cIbhs) must be In Hit' hands of the Secretary, Dorothy Myers, hy B p.m. on Tuesday, March 2.1 h. Candidates for other offices will be nominated from the floor of the ••lection meeting which will bo held In Arta 100 on Tuesday, April 1st, at 12:10, Candidates for President will be allowed 6 minutes each at this meeting for an election speech. HIMIE KOSHEVOY Hlmle Koshevoy will be at the helm when the Publications Board gets under way for the 1030-31 session. On th. recommendation of the Board, he was officially appointed Edltor-ln- Chief by Students' Council on Monday night. Koshevoy has been connected with the "Ubyssey" since his freshman year, when ho was appointed assistant Feature Editor. As a sophomore he held the position of Feature Bdltor and became famous for his humor. As News Manager during the present session, he has been In charge of the reportorlal side of the paper and added organizing experience to his proven editorial ability. PERMANENT EXECUTIVE OF '30JLECTED Bill Robbins, president of Arts 30, was elected permanent president of the graduating classes at a meeting held ln Arts 100 on Wednsday noon. Other permanent officers chosen were, Elaine Colledge, vice-president; James Pike, treasurer; Belle McOauley, secretary, and Doug. Macdonald, valedictorian. Tho committee of throe to assist the executive will bo Fred Orauei, O. Howard and Tholma Mahon. A meeting to discuss a further development in the Valedictory Olft problem has been called for Thursday, March 27th, in Arts 100. Thomson in Charge Of Grad Series BILL Thomson, Arts '28, was appointed to manage the U. B. C.Edmonton Basketball series, at a meeting of Students' Council, Monday night, Publicity for the event was put ln the hands of "Pinky" Stewart. Prices for ihe series were fixed tentatively at $1.00 for the first two rows, 15c for the remaining seats along tho sides of the floor, aud 50c for the rush seats at the ends. Rush scat tickets will bo put on sale on the campus a day before being sold ln town and only a limited number will be issued. In his work, Thompson will bo assisted by a committee of two, ono in charge of the ticket sales and the other to look after the entertainment of the visitors. At the Invitation of tho Pacific Student Presidents' Association it was do- Ided to send a V. H. C. representative to Ihe annual conference of that body In ho held tn Seattle in May. Ratifying the choice of tho Publication'*; thinrd, Council nppolnted Hlmle Koshevoy as Kdltor-lu-Chlef of the "I'hyssey" for the 1030-31 session. Pin awards wore k ran led the Publication Hoard. Student Exchange Applications Due From Sophomores N.F.M.S. ISSUES IHTIMATM STUDENTS who wish to take advantage of the Student Exchange scheme under the auspices of the National Federation of Canadian University Students must make application tn the U.B.C. representative not later than the 31st day of March. Technicalities ln regard to eligibility and other regulations must bo settled before the cIobo of the present term. This scheme, which makes it possible for U.B.C. students, without extra expense to receive one year's study at universities in other parts of Canada should appeal to many students. In view ot the success of the scheme this year lt Is expected that a number of students will avail themselves of the opportunity to spend a year at a university in Eastern Canada or one of the Prairie provinces. The chief requirements are: that the student have a scholastic standing of at least second class, and: that tho student be In his pre-graduate yoar and shall return to U.B.C. for his graduation year. Since the success of this plan largely dependa on the calibre of tbe students chosen, such guaranties as scholarship, personality, athletics, Interest In student affairs and speaking ability will be considered as important qualifications. Will Lead Grads For World Title Wtth this issue the * Ubyssey'ceases publication tor the session. ELSIE BBNNIE The genial skipper of the Grads holds down the left guard position. In point of service, she ls the veteran ot the squad, having joined up ln the fall of 1924 when four of the girls that made up the Olympic team of that year dropped out of further competition. As a leader, she compares favorably with such brilliant former captains as Winnie Martin, Connie Smith and "Dot" Johnston, while hor playing has a soundness about It that makes matters anything but easy for opposing forwards. Incldently, she cast her flrst vote at the last municipal elections. UNIVERSITY SOLONS WIN AT POLLS FOR OFFICES Close Oostotti Foetirt Eloctkes Till: Elections lor Ihe six remaining positions on Counoil after the acclamation of Betty Buck* land and Charles Schults, were featured by close contests among the various candidates. The office of Secretary was captured hy Margaret Muirhead while the other women's billet President of the Women's Undergraduate Society was taken by Jean Telford. In the contest for President of W. U. S. Miss Telford won the choice by the narrow margin of five votes majority over Btleen Griffin. In the Men's elections, Bob Fraser had the largest majority of tbe day with 83'votes more than his rival. Doug. Pollock who went through the hectic campaigning days with a "silent" policy managed to win the position of President of the Men's Undergraduate Society. The heavily fought battle for Junior Member ended In a victory for Fred Grlmmett. Frank McKensle defeated all opponents for the office of President of the Library and Scientific Bxeoutlve. Out of about 1760 students 1100 cast their ballots at the polls. Interest ran so high that many brought out chairs from the Common Room and comfortably awaited the results. The statistics from Council are as follows: Secretary—.Margaret Muirhead, 673, Dorothy Myers, 684. Prea. of W. U. 8—Jean Telford, 268; Eileen Griffin, 268. Prea. of M. U. S.—Doug. Pollock, 333; Frank Buckland, 279. Treaaurer—Bob Fraser, 682; Harry Thorne, 499. Pres. of L. 8. E.—Frank MoKensie, 529; Edward Clarke, 807; Jack Sargent, 216. Junior Member—Fred Grlmmett* 686; Chris Madsen, 499. Returning Officer in charge of vot* ing was Charles Brasier. ARTS MEN'S UNDERGRAD The annual meeting of the Arts Mens' Undergrad will be held on Tuesday, March 26 at 12:16 in Arts 100. A limited number of bound flies of ths "Ubyssey" 192S-SO, will be on sale soon at the Publications Bkx*rd at •1.60. Valedictory Committee Forms Summer Plans Reports of recent progress and preliminary plans for the coming summer were received and discussed at. a well- attended rneetlLg of the Arts Section of the Valedictory Olft Committee of the Classes of 1931, Wednesday afternoon. Eric North presided, and suggested a number of different lines of activity for the Summer months of this year—which will be the only opportunity for extensive work now remaining. A committee including Verna Bolton, Larry Lang, and James Gibson was named to assist in preparing an article for the magaslne section of The Sunday Province. It is hoped to have this pubUshed early in May, when the committee anticipates the revealing of new sources as a result of the purposed publicity. A second committee, comprising Eric North, Jean Hood, and Sheila Doherty, was appointed to draft a comprehensive circular to be forwarded to every member of the class. This is to contain further suggestions for gaUxerlng of suitable material, a report of what has already been accomplished, and the name, and addresses of all committee members, so that communication among the members of the class nnd this committee will be facilitated. Tho committee has under consideration a scheme whereby it. hopes to form a collection of British Columbia books not at present found In the Library, This matter will receive further attention at the next general claaa meeting. A number of members of the present Valedictory Gift Committee who wtll be travelling In various part of the province during the summer, would welcome Information as to possible sources of material. Any person knowing of additional sources ls asked to communicate with any member of thi committee, or direct with the Secretary, Miss Jean Hood. TUP. ITHVSSKV March 21,1930. (Member of Paolflo Inter-Colloile.ee Preas Aaaoolatlon). laaued every Tueeday and Friday by ths Student Publications Board of the Unlveralty of Britiah Columbia, West Point Orey. Phone. Point Orey 1434 Mall Bubaoriptlona rate: }S per year. Advertialng ratea on application BDITOR-IN-CHIBF—Rodertok A. Pllkington editorial Staff Senior Bdltors—Phyllis Freeman and Jean Woodworth Actoclate Kdltor*: Barbara A«hby, Honald Orantham, Edgar Brown Aaalatant Bdltora: M. 8. Freeman, N. Muisallem, Margaret Cr.almon Literary Bdltor: Ronald Orantham ., ,, Sport Bdltor: M. F. Mutlrotfor Kxehange Bdltor: Marjorie McKay Rsportorlsl Staff New* Manngiir: If. Koshevoy Malrl Dingwall, W, A, Madeley, Olive P. Helfe, Belle M.quul.y, Janet Hughes, J. W. Lee. Molllo Jnrdim, M. Jenkl-Wtin. Art McKenaTe, Dorothea Lundell, V.... Southey, Jean McDIarmld, Franw* Luims. Margaret Clarke, ,D. Davidson, J. Hammett, I. Bes.oby> «• Locke, a. Root, H. Pound, a. Hamlin, Alh*. howo, r. Oelin. ■uslneat Staff lluvlne** Managori Hymn Hldwarda , ,„ Advertialng Manager: .lidin W. I''< x i-'lrculiitlmi Manager: J. 'lurvey IIiinIiiinh AhmInIiiiiI: W. 1*. Litwrnm Bdltort-for-the-lMu* Hiiiliirn: l'h>III* I'Yi'fiiiiui .li-i«>t WiiMilwiirih AnhikIiiIcs: lliil'lilirit ANllliy, Ki'iiiilil liiiilitlimn, I'Mkiu' III nun AhnImIhiiIk N. Miin^iiIi hi. N. H. I''i mini l*n«if HwiiIdim: .limi Mil'iiiniilil, M. I.ylr. \V. A. Muil«l<«.v, M. K. MHIivkmi- CURTAIN In this, the filial edition of the session, the "Ubyssoy" tukos a more or less snd farewell of all Its readers. It has been our ulm during the year to maintain an impartial attitude and to favor no one section of the student body. Whether or not we havo achieved this purpose Is for the students to judge. On the part of the Publications Board at least, the feeling aroused by the realization that the long grind is over ls one of relief. Although the work of publishing the paper has been undoubtedly enjoyable, tho havoc it has wreaked upon scholastic activity is now assuming an ominous reality which produces qualms even in the calloused consciences of the fourth eBtate. So Instead of a rather maudlin emotion of regret the general opinion of the Board is "Thank God, that's over;" and while we regret that the student body will have to do without its cherished "Ubyssey" we are far from shedding any tears over it. sac C. 0. T. C. Accepting a challenge from the Irish Fusiliers the C.O.T.C. will participate in its first competitive rifle match at the range ot the Irish Fusiliers on Thursday, March 27. The team will consist of six men. Open sights will be used and each man will fire nine shots, seven to count for the score. The team was chosen from those making tbe best scores In the spoon shoots held during the latter part of this term. The following wtll represent Varsity: Sgt. T. D. Oroves, Cpl. Stewart- Lough, Sgt. V. J. Dalton, Q.M.S. V. J. Southey, Cdt. B. C. Roberts, Cdt. O. Barclay. ^ ± t All CO.T.C. equipment and textbooks must be returned to stores within the next week. Hours will be 12 to 1 p.m. dally except Saturday. Social Science Club Applications for membership ln the Sdolal Science Club will be received by the President or members of the executive until Friday, Mar. 28. Membership is open to students of the two upper yeara, with preference to those who are specializing ln Economics. Now members admitted thla year will not exceed ten ln number. Applications may be addressed to Cameron Klrby, President. Englneerng Institute of Canada A meeting of the B.I.C. will be held lu Applied Science 100, on Tuesday noon, March 26, at which Mr. P. Philip, Deputy Minister of Public Works, will speak on "Some Suggestions for the Young Engineer." L' Alouette George Turner was elected president of L'Alouette at the meeting held Tuesday, March 18. Other members of the new executive are Frank Burn- ham, vice-president; Margaret Creel- mun, secretary; Vera Tipping, treasurer. The following new members are admitted: Jean Short, Carol Sellars, Bessie Riley, Marlon McLellan, Margaret Rathle, Kay Campbell, Helen Barr, Ruth Helghton, and Vera Scott. Radio Club The weekly meeting will be held Tuesday noon ln Ap. Sc. 204. Mr. Jack Holmes will continue with his series of lectures and will speak on "The Simplicity of the Radio Transmitter." No one interested in amn- tuer transmission should miss this lecture. Chess Club Varsity pawn-pushers will gather In Arts 202 on Monday noon, to elect officers and discuss finances. Membership in Players1 Club Increased te Seventy The strict quota of sl_.ty to which the Flayers' Club has adhered sluce Its Inauguration has been raised to seventy. This, It Is explained, ls to give technicians with no Inclination toward acting an opportunity to display their talents, It Is announced that the ten to be selected for their skill at tho sv. Itch- board, the paint brush and the sewing-machine, will not be compellod to go through the "try-outs" which cause anxious aspirants such hours ot toll and pain. All who are Interested are Invited to apply for vacant places In the membership next session, but the quota will not be raised further. The club feel* that a group of seventy is adequate for performing the work re quired, whereas a larger number would cause chaos and tumult. Tbe schedule for the tour of "Friend Hannah" Is now being arranged. Directly after examinations the troupe will leave for Vanoouver Island, whe.ru they will vlalt Victoria, Duncan, and poaslbly several other towns. They will return for Convocation and will start out In May on the upcountry trip, when at least twelve towns will be visited, aotne of which they havo not seen for some time. Tho players will stalk the boards of Kamloop., after six years of absence, Women's Oym Club There will be no further classes of the Women's Gymnasium Club. Members are asked to watch the notice boards for announcement regarding the meeting for election of oillcers. The three girls receiving letters this year are: Miss Oeorgle McKay, Miss Kathleen Walker and Miss Olive Selfe. ADDRESS ON LEAGUE 6IVEN TO CLUB Miss Mary Craig McOeachy, a member of the staff ot the Information section of the League of Nations In Geneva, wus the guest of honor ut the final meeting of the International Relations Club held Wednesday night at tho home of Miss Bollert. She was introduced liy Professor Soward, the honorary president of the Club, She spoke on the place of student organisations at Geneva, and of the general work of the Becrutorlat. The Committee ot International Studenls meets in Geneva every April unil Is composed of delegates from the Students' Christian Movement, the Inlei'iiiitloiial Kedenitlons uf Jew:i, Catholhs, Quakers, nnd other such world wide student orKiuil/.iitloiu. Tli-i LeiiKi'ti foHturs the experlin'lit of ex- t'liunifo of professors aud studenls between countries. Tin1 world In tending moro ami more inwards lutnim,il<m- uIIhiii iiud wo should tie ready lo think on I'kI'1'Ij.'u coiuilrleM with unbiased opinions. The oillcers of the League are chosen by International tierviuits; Ihe loyalty Is to uit International Ideal. The different (loinmlttooa, such ns that of Child Welfuro, represent experts who are chosen In their own capacity as experts who represent no country. The Information bureau hus to keep Itself abreast of till the technical work of the Committees. Two now members, Miss Helen Ilarr and Miss Mary Herblson, Arts '31, were elected. The vice-president, Miss Helen Bnutlller announced that the ten books and many pnmphl.tr already received from the Carnegie Endowment Fund would be avallible ut the Library for summer study. Home Soft mist caressing still meadows, white mounds of bush, grey ghosts of silent trees, a dark shadow nestling, a glimmer of yellow—is our home in silver slumber, —Y.J. Wiedom Wisdom sometimes makes fools of wise men; at least it is true that of little mm wisdom makes big fools. He was a wise man, foolish in his wisdom, who told me I was foolish in striving to do the impossible. He did not realise thut only in striving for the impossible do f achieve the possible. —Philosophy Club: Y.J. Will the person who removed a lilnck siiltcasa from the Men'* Common Room return the sam« to the bookstore. LOST.—Hrown and Black Waterman Ideal (Yellow Band) Fountain Pen. Kit hor In gym. or at the Track Meet. Finder please return to bookstore or to Eleanor Everall. International Club A meeting of the International Club will be held on Tuesday noon, ln room Arts 202. Business will consist of the election of oillcers, and consideration of applications for membership for tlu> coming year. All applications for membership should be In the hands of the executive not later than Monday. Classics Club The last meeting of the Club was held Wednesday at the home of Professor Lognu when the latter regaled the members with a discussion of "English Novels on Classical Life" with particular reference to the work of Naomi Mltchlson. The following executive was elected for next term; Hon. Pres. Professor Robertson, Pres, Ronald Lowe, Vlce-Pres. Miss K. Cummlngs, Sec.-Tveaa., Robert Yerburgh, Reporter, M. F. 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NO COUPONS ALL QUALITY ***m TT IS NOW -1 possible for almost every student to complete his or her education by travel. mi«*iMfiB_|j A Special All Student Tour ARRANOED ANO DIRECTED BY The National Federation of Canadian University Students PARTY LEAVES Montreal ON S.S. MINNEDOSA June 21 43 glorious days with your lcle $424 iyi , friends and fellow students and all expenses for SCOTLAND ENGLAND HOLLAND BELGIUM FRANCE .25 A chaperone will go with the Tour and an experienced leader will also accompany it throughout. **mwm*mmmm*m****m*i*****^^ Railway Passage to Montreal and return either, C.N.R, or C.P.R. or one way on each line. In Europe—Side trips to Oberammergau (Passion Play) or Munich (1930 Music Festival) as well as other trips will be arranged at nominal extra cost. For additional information apply to W. ERIC NORTH, Student's Council, U. B. C. A. GORDON BURNS, B.A., Travel Sec, HartHouse, University op Toronto Confected by the Feature Staff ot the Ubyssey % t** VOL. I. VANCOUVER, B. C, MARH 21, 1930 NO. 1 STUDE COUN3IL ANNOUNCES RE- SI9NATION ONACCT. OF PUB WOhDS Ubyssoy Onttt Hatt^ Rivals COUNCIL has resigned! i To the accompaniment of cheers and cat-calls, factory whistles aud wedding bells, Council announces Its extinction to a delighted student assembly. Students may well congratulate themselves, not only on this timely event, but still more becauKe thetr beloved Ubyaaey Ifi the flrst and only journal to break this news to a nt art led world, Now for the flrst time th« Ubyssey takes its rightful place as tho world's greatest newspaper, with whioh none can compare. What brosghi about this Joyful proceeding. tM annual festival df which In the succeeding centuries will add to our flourlihlnt traditionb T Why has CotlhcH resigned? This same Ubyssey Whose righteous and torrid editorials give renilad in the salads ofethe aging ouncfllofs. It Is rumored that due to his conscience Brasier did not sleep for three nlfiitSt ■ OS the fourth night {old-plated debaters stalked through is dreams ahd tortured him with reproaches—' :Oh. .why .bast .thou done this. 0 Good King Midas, and but both ourselvea and thee In hot water." Faithful to their long-established trapton U Mrn« vigilance, for which nigh praise has been received front JV.O, pv and others, the Ubyssey hat seottfed Unique arid copyright Interviews from eaoh counoillar martyr. Many of jthese ^exclusive gems were secured lex enthusiastic student, by Ioroe, ^ep'M steslth,; while some were volunteered by noble souls In the lhterefts of their Alma Mater. One Ofihe last Is from uncle Russ, aometltnes known as Munney. Twirling bis ample moustaches with both bands aoA sucking his thumb refleotive |y, Russy described In lurid terms that -.!/*t-,vollow rag^the Ubyssey, which ruined his reputation without altering his character. "I ahall.net/er join the Ubyaaey," he finished weakly, Dissevered In a penniless state In the stacks, facing the Librarian, and aomewhat dased by her expressive term., Macdonald was led outside to the Ltly-pond and revived by vigorous massaging. "Since your paat, life and sins are Irrevocably closed, whither Must you wander?" ho was asked. ,rTo be or not to be" quoth young Dougle, "whether 'tls nqhler to be a Srofessor or a bootlegger. Both deal V spirits," he mused, "but the latter suits my craving for glory and renown, further, It Is one of the few careers where my talents could be fully utilised and would enable me to live in an even better house than Chateau BldlhgtOn. However," continued Dougle, "I 'shall consult with Tom Barnett and get Information ol both before I cast the die." Due to his great shyness or something worse, Brazier was not to be fodnd. When the reporter finally pel- suaded him 'hat he was not a detective he name out. Why is this? Charlie did not wl.sh to resign, but he wns left alone and even a Brazier cannot be u whole Council, The robes of office flt him well and then too they cover "a multitude of sins." With ears in his eyes and a catch In his voice, with a lump ln hts throat and a tear in hto hair Hutchison dould only gasp out, "I am through With Council forever—forever, I say," and he broke down in a passion of Weeping.1 "Next year the tomb will hjave claimed my mortal remains. North ahull be my heir," he added In a final burst of agony, "North .hall be my heir." Repudiating Hutchison's generous offer with fiery emphasis, North announced that his life was to be devoted to the collection of antiques. He promised that the third acquisition to his collection will exceed In value and antiquity any single piece in his collection. "What Is a Council' resignation to suoh a lofty purpose " he asked in the fervor of his enthusiasm, and off he went to inspect hts collection. So aghast were the women councillors at North's callousness and sto-i- lsm that only Bobby Pound was articulate. "At the policy of the Ubyssey I am not surprised," she said, "ror their Intellectual level Is different from ours," "Ita higher," said the reporter, at which she flushed, bu_ she continued, "I am terribly disappointed In the grossneas of Eric," and tear* glistened through the brave smile. At tho moment of going to pres. Munney confirmed unofficially th« rumor that, the government of tht University Is to be turned over to J. Napier, with Phil Oealln and Rufus McGoofus as assistants. Hence the continued prosperity &f the Ubyssey Is assured. / Hannah Any Use For That Woman Says William "Friend Hannah! She's no friend of mine," expostulated Mr. C. William Haydens, in responne to a question by a "Ubyssey" interviewer, "the Idea of those players presuming to Introduce music Into tholr drama." "That flute solo in the third act, why I never In all my life—the very Idea-—and that 'Ood Save the King' on the spinet. I why do people always say 'our' King? Now the first principle of successful reproduction of classical music consists in the ability of the performer to interpret adequately the original sentiments of the composer. Of course, 1 do not need to say that this was violently violated in the' first and second bars uf the minuet, and during the pause in the singing ot the anthem. The depth of volume, and the quality were such that even I might criticize them. 1 suggest that on tour the minor characters, Instead of idly standing by ln staturesque attitudes, form a chorus and do a step-dance. Undoubtedly the chorus of 'The Backyard of the Squaw' would provide tuition for this If the players feel thut their ability is not sufficient to do this impromptu. Also, there were not enough punu ln the play. Puns are all the rage this season. Of course, one must not criticise too severely for a young ambitious organization such as this should receive nothing but encouragement. I hope they will take these few hints of mine as kindly as they are meant." Feature Staff Begs Jar don lu response to numerous threatening letters, the Feature Staff wishes to explutu thut the crediting of Mi*. Rill Selby with a certain remark in "Whut People are flaying" was entirely unintentional. Credit for the bon mot iu question must he given to Mr. Bill Holder, Ksq. It was not the Intention of the Feature Staff to deprive any mun, let alone our friend Mr. Solder, ot the credit of having uttered such a Inspiring phrase as "Now, racehorses ure only good for race- horsing." Thn depth of thought contained In this cryptic aphorism should bring the applause of suvants the world over and another redskin bit the dust. Etao Etao Etao, Mouiqaineerc to Scald Lulu Island Peeks SURPASSING lu prowess any of the former dauntless expeditions of the Varsity Outdoors Club, thoBe famous mountaineers are organising a moonlight hike to bo held next Tuesday morning up the stony crags ot Lulu Island, All members must be out in full force, carrying ukils, ice- axes, fifty-pound packs, and ropes, and will meet In the lobby bf the Hotel Vancouver. Four genuine Swiss Guides have been borrowed, and three St. Bernards, and six Huskies rented for five hours at five cents per hour, Council's "cheese-paring" policy being faithfully observed. The updertaking will be supervised by the president, ably assisted by the "president of vice," and the substantial refreshments consisting or rolled sandwiches, fruit salad, olives, and angel cake, lu charge of the marshal. The return journey will be in the form of a ski race and a special cafeteria pie awarded for the most graceful fall. In order to be absolutely fair experts at falling must expect a handicap. Thousands Rejoice As Liherry Burns OVER 72,361 volumes and Fabian's gown were destroyed this morning when the U.B.C. Library wont up in smoke, The University lire-brigade witnessed the spectacle. Among those present were John Rex, Shrdlu Etaoln, John Napier, and Wee Jeunnle, Alleged to have originated in "Conversation Alley," that portion of the stacks where the Ec, Honor students congregate, the blaze Is attributed to sureptitlous cigarette smokers. Once started among the dry econ treatises the fire rapidly got out of control and spread to all parts of the structure. In the general exodus trom the underworld carrels many long-forgotten members of the senior year were recognized. Two aged men who scurried out of the lowest stacks expressed their amazement at the change* that had taken place nn the campus and asked whether Arts '27 had won the relay. Under the direction of Demi-John Buchanan, a bucket-brigade was organized to combat the conflagration but was forced to give up when the Lily Pond ran dry. "Quick-change" RobblnB, president of Arts '30, announces that a new library will be erected at once as the 30 valedictory gift. New Council Exhibits Charms to Pub. Photographers Shrdlu Etaoln, Muse of Muck Muoe of Muck Shrdlu Etaoln, Shrdlu Etaoln, Muse of Muck Shrdlu Etaoln, Muae of Muok Shrd.u Etaoln, Muse of Muok Above Is the first picture of the newly elected Student's Council taken Immediately after the election. Read ing rrom left to right they are: Back Row, Standing: Pes. W. U. S.. Pies. M. V. S., Prea. W. A. S„ Pres. M. A. S. 'B)_y U| USA|B aq him a.jnjoai j»m_n; ou '8u| •ujotu ami tfuipiing si_y em >o umop Bu|u.nq .qi 04 Bu|MO Edgar: What would you take for a cold if you had one? Slnjln: What would you offer? —Bx. * * * Earnest Inquirer (collecting statistic* ror a work on temperance): "And how many glasses of beer would you —er—consume ln a day?" Harold Paul: "Well, 1 can't say, sir. Some day* I has about twenty or thirty, an' then again, another day, perhaps, 1 might have quite a lot." —Ex. FOURTH YEAR MORON SPOILS BULLET An lllumluutlng sidelight on fourth year Intelligence was revealed after the meeting of the combined senior classes on Wednesday. The following Is a copy of a ballot handed In by an unknown Intellectual one of those entrusted with the responsibilities or student solf-go^nrnment: VOTE .1. 4. Lulu .le ne sals pas Pete Big Bill. COUNCIL'S STEPFATHER TO AFFECT CHANG] IN SOCCER ORGANIZATION WIN Fin Cmncll If Necessary lltrES," quoth Arnold Anderson to the Soccer Club officials in a speolal Y Interview granted by His Majesty, yesterday, "it is my Intention to x make soccer the biggest thing out here since I came to Varsity baok In '21, I believe In fostering down town sport and particularly praise the Soccer Club. It Is my Intention personally to supervise the Club's budget next year to see that It gets all Its demands," The manager of the team then asked how Mr. Anderson was going to win over council. "Oh, that'e easy, 1 am In full charge up here and Council does anything I tell them to do," At this point the phone rang and we were forcod to admire the business brusqueness with which the great man dismissed sUch petty annoyances. "Oh yeah, this Is the BUSINESS MANAGER, yeah, I'll be reorganising Students' Council thia afternoon. I In* tend to make myself President so phone me later." The delegation marvelled at the offhand manner In whioh the modest Arnold dealt with 8U<*h matters. He continued to address the fawning soccermen. "When I graduate I wtll complete my plans for making a grant ot $1,000 to this Club. I feel that after the splendid manner In which we have got along this year that lt ls my duty to take over the management of the Club and so attend to its Intereata. Of courae you fellows are worrying along alright, but with a Club of auch importance to Varaity you need an experienced business-head In charge." Tommy Sanderson, Varaity mentor at once resigned in favor of hla Idol I "And by the way," continued tbe genius, "I'd better take over the secretary's job as well. Then 1 will be enabled to Issue new sweaters eaoh week without having to sign guarantees and other little trifles." Naturally the secretary battened to transfer all documents to his bosom pal, and cried, "Oh, sir, please oh please, play for us." "Well," was the answer, "I might turn out as centre forward but if ao I should not want any other forwards.' I'm afraid they'll have to resign. They'd be in my way. And while I'm at It, I will reorganize your football rules. By doing so I will not only aid my dear Alma Mater but also will be doing a great service to football the world over. "When I graduate I intend to take over the management of the Football Association In London. Soccer ls the Internationa) game and so lt needs the patronage of au executive genius like myself, for Instance." The audience, joyful ln the knowledge that at last the Club would be a success again, staggered to the door bowing deeply. As they left, the Grout Man shouted through the closing door, "By the way ir this Interview Ih reported ln that world-known sport paper, tha "Ubyssey", bring me up fifty copies. I'll have to let the old folks know about this In the old rose thatched cottage at Chllliwack." WOODS LAUDS SPORTS IN COLLjTCH RAG NE of the Ubyssey specials fouud Mr. F. G. C. Wood, well-known as a worker ln the cause of real sport, harassed by the many problems which confront one In the part 0 fthe exacting Muse. ir you'd mind stopping being harassed for just a moment," asked the in terviewer eagerly, "The Ubyasay would like awfully to have your opinion on things." "Auythlng for the Cause." Mr. Wood smiled, laying down the sock he was preparing for the protection of the Players' Club flute. "I winh from the bottom of my heart—" "Wait—wait! It's not that kind of an Interview," put ln the sobslster hurriedly. I understand you are In favor cf the Ubyssey," she added more composedly. "A charming little paper," Mr. Wood nodding, rubbing bis hands gentl). "Hut I would advise a little more— nh, nerve, punch, pep, as you might aay. Regarding pep, that last Soience klrmlsh for Instance—why that was, a.i the poet put lt, the berries, and the write-up was, as it were, the nuts." "Speaking of skirmishes, what do you think of the Musicale Society/" the Intersenior Interpolated. "Undesirably," Mr. Wood declared (Continued on Page 4) Ferrler—Do you really want to go home, Cecilia. Shrdlu Etaoln, Muse of Muck Shrdlu Etaoln, Muse of Muok Shrdlu Etsoln, Muse of Muok O' Front Row—Pres. L. S. E„ Junior Member, Pres. A. M. S., Treasurer and Secretary. Photo by Brldgman's. • p9||90U». uaaq basi* Bu|.a9. |S_3 U| aa.n) •oe| n« 8u|ujoui SIM* Bu|pnnq 90U9|3_ p.Hddy •M» JO 9JU A*q uo|jonj»aap jo *>uno99« uo Tho other day us two college students were out driving, they chanced lo meet a very narrow street, where there was not enough room to pass, "I never give way to a fool," said one crossly. "1 always do," replied the other, backing into an alleyway. —-Ex. • * a Shopper: "I would like to look at some cheap skates." Bessie: "Walt a second; I'll call the boss." —Ex. THE DOYUSSEY M__Rch 21,1930. (Member of Pacific Inter-Collegiate Pre** Association) Issued every now and then by the Feature Department of the University of British Columbia, West Point Qrey. Phonei Point Orey 1484 Mall Subscriptions rat<>: lc. per year. Advertialng rates on application EDITOR-IN-CHIEF—Shrdlu Etaoln TO BEEU OR NOT TO BEEU As it is tbe expressed determination of this Journal to advocate proposals for the amelioration of the condition of the local studentry, we present at this juncture a scheme that will sweep away all contributory factors toward student apathy and consummate the revivification of campus activities. The key to the whole solution lies in beer. We advocate the vending of beer upon the campus as a means of banishing the eternally-bewailed collegiate lethargy that oppresses the life of this University. The establishment of a beer-parlor in the library would undoubtedly meet with the unequivocal approval of all intelligent members of both faculty and student anatomy. Under the beneficial Influence of the amber-tinted potion ,tne present heterogeneity of student feeling would conglomerate Into an integral homogeneity of mentation that would result In such a transcendental concatenation of purpose that all reference to campus lassitude would become positively infra dig. Should the male members of the student body allow the feminine faction to encompass the defeat of this project their nomenclature will be glutinous terrain and they will have to resign themselves to perpetual servitude to a militant gynococraoy. V^fflOOvSyHnv wis IJwWWwPeJIVIv "Miserere," muttered the Senior between bis pipe and teeth, "miserere." He leaned over tbe fountain and took a loni, hearty drink. Gratlas, at length someone had removed the obstacle therein. He turned and gaaed down tbe length of the Quad. "Miserere," once again he muttered. "What a perfect waste of four glorious years'. Considering my career at this lofty institution, what strikes me moat forcibly le my shoklng number of sins of omission, Never, be it said to my shame, never have I beatlrred myself to stroll the length of this quad, and apply myself to the reading of the various notices, epistles, recommendations, and what not, neatly tacked to the black-board. Never havo 1 trecked down to the Britiah Columbia gardens, tbo pride ot tho Weat, and sniffed tbe sniff of Douglas Fir. Never have I entered the portals of the Aggie building, or Improved my standing ln the community by inspecting, with all the Artaman's superiority, the pigs, tne cows, the chickens and the sproutlug rows of beans, all seen free of chargo, and but ten minute's walk from the quad. Never, "he sighed and .hook hla bead, "never have I ascended the far-famed Buses, never arrived at Varsity shaken and bruised by the reckless driving of the President-elect of tho M. U. S.t 81ns ot omission, sins of omission!.. Never have I descended into the grue- somo depths of the stacks, never scanned with appraising eyes the rows of voluminous volumes. Never have I sat me on the be-eautlfu! stone seats. Njver, "the Senior sighed and a tear rolled down his cheer," no, never, have I approached the precincts ot Hie Nurse's Office, my Freshman vaccination questlonalre yet remains to bo answered! "Never have I expored the dark regions behind the stage, never crawled the winding stairs to the Green Tower, never;" overcome with emotion the Senior flung his pipe Into his pocket, "never once put my head into that sacred domain, the abode of all worthy Councillors. Never have I tapped gently at the Pub. door, handing ln my little contrlb. to the learned Supplements. Never, never, no, uev- er," the emotion proved too great, the Senior's soul was too delicate to support the over-powering realization, "too late, too late, I have realised It, never have I had my say at an Alma Mater Meeting!" Memories surged around the lad, his self-control broke, self-denunciation poured In. He tore, he rushed across the quad, flung himself across the quad, down to the Caf., and dropped Into hla well-known place, and pillowed hla head on the friendly cool table- top. "One friend, one friend I have, my one and only sin of commission! Oh, my best-beloved Caf! As a Freshman, as a Sophomore, as a Junior, and as a Senior, ever have I been faithful My days I have passed In your care- banishing atmosphere, fugging and happy! Four years! And 1 called them wasted!" Bunny Pound. Duncan: "Isn't JeanTe dumb?" She lot that fool kiss her?" Thompson: "Worse yet. She let that klaa fool her." * e * The waiter had dropped the third tray of dlshss, and a* the enraged restaurant proprietor rushed toward him the waiter aald: 'Don't grumble at me; I ala't working for you any more," —Ex. I i«ae»MOM mu mm* i* * i nm mm mm Litany Coroner III I I !■** HIU Woeful waitings rent the air, 'Stracted students tear their balr, Beloved Caf. no more their lair, Exams are nigh. Puckered face on every side, Sleepless nights none try to hide, Oh, that brains may with us bide, Exams are nlghl Library now tho eud in view The very minute leoture'a through, Haste with me and Join the queue, For a aeat Every table ln the wing Packed with "crammers," for the spring To them one thought only brlng(s), Just a seat. Stacks are full of Freshman brave Long aside of Seniors grave Trying sinful souls to save From a flunck. Wild-eyed workers chew their gum Fast and faster grows the hum, "What did papa say would come, If I flunk?" Oh, to join the lucky few Who possess a brain that's tru., And always knows just what to do, In exams. We, the fair and youthful band, Plio pride and hope of all the land, Shattered corpses, by the hand Of exams. Bunny Pound. Woods Lauds Sport (Continued from Page 3) fervently. "Without question. But 1 must deplore the use of doubtful Jokes in college dramatics, as bad for youthful morals or something. Foi instance, that one about "mud" and "dirt" in their last revue!—a little alone the audience's head, I hopefully believe, but—oh, a trifle dusty, If you understand me." "Then we may quote you as saying-" "Exactly," beamed Mr. Wood, "And it has been as much a pleasure to mo to be associated with such a worthy organisation as I could have felt It possible ln my many years experience to have accomplished. "I would venture to suggest that more space be given to sport which as ls well known, Is the primary reason why we should attend college. Then, again, I think that the two centre pages should be devoted to exchange news." Sine* the S_lenoo building has been destroyed In a blase thle morning, the Chemistry snd Physios Departments hove poet- poned ell further leotures. 'Twos the night before payday And all through my Jeans I was searching In vain For the price of some beans. But nothing was doing, The milled edge had quit; Not a penny was stirring Not even a Jit. Forward, turn forward Oh, time in thy flight Make lt tomorrow Just for tonight. —Exchange, THE SENIORS HAD A MEETING THIS WEEK It seems there was a meeting yes* terday. no not that yesterday but tbe yesterday after tbat, In which It was decided that a permanent executive, one with sound foundations, should be built for the Senior class which appears to be graduating and It was done. Bill Robblna waa aeon by somebody and was taken to the office of perm* anent President for the olass of Ar* tlcultre '80. There waa snappy voting all around thla issue but it didn't really matter booauso Bull got ln anyhow. Then just Imagine what happenod next. Blly College got a Job working for the Alumni as Vice-president of the same olass the Bull waa going to be President of. Somehow It seems Beulah Mlgolly was on top after tho votes was surrounded tor berth of Secretary. Beulah knowe her executive onlona and ahould be alright If kept to tho onions. JAMBS PIKE, think of It, Jamea Pike, yea, Jimmy Plkey got to work at laat and la going to be a future beadllnor whon ho absconds as Treasurer with funds and monlea belonging to somebody, A meddling committee of three was appointed with vim and vigor and after the amoke cleared there stood smiling Thelma Mahon holding one ot tho offices In her left band while she Juggled words with her right Freddy Orauer and Clara Horwood, believe lt or not, wore found iu oflJco alao. It should be noted on eleven sheets of paper that tbe permanent executive should bo healthy because they got to bo permanent Do you really think they can be permanent? If not why not? Mall all answereo to tho "Ubyssey," caro of W.B.P. I forgot something, Doug. Macdon aid is going to cut up valedlctlng aa valedltorlan. BusyBusflsAnwioiiteil A recent announcement Indicates that transportation facilities to and trom tbe University will bo vastly improved In the near future. A large In* crease ln the number of busses It ls hoped will make possible a aohedule convenient for everyone. Those students who have learned by sad experience the necessity ot approaching the Sasamat terminus suddenly from round a corner if they are to catch a bus before it leaves, will now be able to walk languidly up Tenth Avenue and still be assured that a conveyance will be waiting for them when they are ready to leave. All the vehicles have been equipped with double-depth cushions and wider seats. Smoking compartments have been provided for the men while mirrors placed between the windows will no doubt prove Invaluable to the feminine riders. The Installation of hydraulic shock absorbers coupled with many improvements to the boulevard should eliminate In a large degree the tendency to seasickness so prevalent among the travellers heretofore. Tbe transportation company has Issued special instructions to Its operators to observe at all times the convenience of students in cases where a student is a little late for a lecture the wtll bus will leave immediately he or she enters It, For the entertainment of patrons of the service It has been arranged that during rush hours busses shall leave ln pairs and engago tn races to their destination, it is felt that this novel feature will prove very popular, among the men at least, as It will offer an opportunity for sporting wagers. Drivers moreover, have been strictly warned against turning the right angle or hairpin corners at more than five miles an hour; serious Inconvenience has been experienced In the past by ladles who have obeyed Newton's laws ot motion during a rapid turn adn In consequence found themselves on the floor. As a final effort towards accomodating their patrons, the company has furnished each bus with a sign reading, "No Standing Allowed." While the observance of this rule may work some hardship on the Ingenuous freshman who still receives a "thrill" from Jumping up to give his seat to one of the "gorgeous women" mentioned ln a recent debate, It Is felt that the Innovation will not be frowned on by the majority. Soccertorial Well, well, and here we are advocating aoccer once more. It aeems that there have been numerous lnter- class turmoils about here, hither and you and lately, ls It not? Now lt ts our opinion that a special course in soccer or soccology should be offered here. We have drawn up all plans and appointed a faoulty. The course might bo oalled "Soccer For All" and would bo compulsory ln every year. Tho Department of course would at once become tho moat popular of all even exceeding tbe fame of tbe Player's Club. Then there would be sever* al extra ooursos which every etudent would be advised to take although not compelled to do so. Soccology I would be aa above and would be pro* aided over by tho preaent business manager. Thla would be a general eulogy on aoccer aa It la played aad aa It ahould be played. By the way wa forgot to mention that head of tho department would bo M. Delavault who could eaally bo persuaded to desert the Department of Modern Lang- uagae. Soccology 1. Tho History of Ankle Tapping would naturally be given by Brule Roberts and would trace thle art from early Greek tlmea whon Socratea cavorted op the award down to the modern etyle as perfected by himself. Soccology 3. The Art of Goal Keeping, given by Tommy Chalmere. Thla course would be at* tended by all would-be martyrs wbo would be particularly Instructed In poaltlonal Play for receiving angle abota. Soccology 4. Tbe Advantages of a Manager, preelded over by Thomas J, Sanderson. Professor San* derson would delve into hla expert* ence to pour advice to future managers. Incidentally hla flrat words would probably be, "Now, children, in the flrat placo never be a manager. Tbe job la muoh too luxurioua with no work attached, All you bave to do ia give the occasional leoture, atoal a fow team forma and then spend Saturday afternoons anooslng In the atanda." The courso itself would be an enlargement of theae principles Soccology 6. Thla course entitled "How to Talk to a Referee" would be given by Professor Bill Latta and would be absolutely a prerequisite to advanced work In the department. Soccology S. A Historic Sketch of the Art of Shooting, would be given by Assistant A. J. McLuckie Two term essays would bo demanded, and the exam would be of a practical nature. Now we think wo have done our dally good turn to the Soccer Club ln assuring for thorn super atbletes—* In years to come. Letters CM) Dissects Goose Literature A serious and syncopated meeting of the Letters Club was held In the Gym on Tuesday morning. Conveners for the occasion were graduate members of the Club. Original contributions were given by all those present. "Mother Ooose, Her Life and Letters," perhaps, was the best synopsis presented. Although an unsatisfactory conclusion was given to the cause ot "Mother Goose's" death. "Bye Baby Bunting" brought much discussion. It was finally decided that a cruel atmosphere pervaded throughout the story. The killing of the rabbit to clothe the child created a dangerous precedent. The question of .the overcrowding of population in poor quarters was brought up In the paper on "Tbe Old Women That Lived ln a Shoe." An Economic student stated that according to the Maithuaian doctrine the population increased faster than either living quarters or the food supply. "The Gat Thst Walked by Itself," and " How ths Camel Got Its Hump," from the "Just So Stories," were given as examples of Kipling's desire to got close to nature. One ardent fundamentalist explained that the theory ot evolution had been proved as a fallacy after Rudyard had made his scientific deduction, "How the Whale Oot IU Throat." Hereditary and environment wero brought out as being the determining factors as the shaping of the character of the little boy "Who put Pussy In the Well," The boy who pulled her out was declared an atavlst. "Mistakes In Spelling In Modern English Poetry" brought tbo mooting to a close. Professor Dr. Bilgewlck declared that thero was no danger at present from tho Minister of Bdu- catlon as far as tho closing of tho Club was concerned. What People Are Saying M. Delavauiti—I want to squash this notion that Frenchmen aro perpetually oaculatlag. Earl Vanest—Oh, I muat tall you about my operation, Doo. Sedgewlok i 1 oan dance a parody ot tbe Bpring Song myeelf, but you bave to pay a lot to sae it P. 0. C. Wood—I was going to ssy something but I won't, becauae I will be quoted. Root—Pollock, even if you were Twins, you'd stUl be hslf* wltted. * Prof. Delavault—McOregor, tf, you give anything against the Faoulty, you'll fall In French. 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Hlmle Koshevoy: Give me a match. *8a__-_BSBSSBBa*\ Cards Exposed I -NO FINESSING | Knowing clothing and eou- Kattve vahtaa aa we do, we I wo can aay. candidly and honestly, that you can not do better than come to ua. Thsrs'a a boaiMss lifetime of experience (and our reputation) Involved to a atatement ol thla character. Yet agate we aay. see est eok*. ehesk ear ideas, tea* aortaSe*. UeetkaTea-Per Han. Good Suits $SSto$45 Good foring Oconta »s»o_|f0 0. B. BRUCE LIMITID BLestinfs at Honor St MABCH 21,1930. THE UBYSSEY -—■—*— i ii ~****tg!*&?!m!m*mmmimaam 1 BASEBALL! Gloves SET. 6404 Mitt- Bats •W.B478 Ban8 A.a.8PAL0ING&Bsos Of CANADA. LTD. 424 Hastings St., W. VANCOUVER, R C. Tbe Hollywood Beauty Shop fas QraavtUe St. - - Sey* 439$ The Best In Beauty Work PHONB YOUR APPOINTMENTS Bigamist Convicted By Mock Jurists Answering to a charge of bigamy, L. Jestley, alias Mrs. X, appeared before the High Court of the Law Club on Wednesday night at the "Cat and Parrot." Judges K. McKee and E. Hurt were on the bench, N. Mussallem appearing as prosecuting attorney, and F. C. Hall as counsel for the defense. Mrs. X„ under a cross-examination which palpably affected even the judges, told a heart-tending story In which she revealed how her recalcitrant husband, Mr, Read, alias Mr. X., a iter brulully treating her had deserted hor nnd gone lo Australia. She I hen went on to tell how bIic had had learnt that he had been drowned at sea, and how, believing this to be true, she lind sought consolation by marrying Mr, Smith, alias Mr. Y„ a college professor. Her story wus Interrupted with sobs. N. MiiHHiilh in, in resting his case for Ihe prosecution, pointed out that the act Inn of Mrs. X. In marrying twice obviously brought her under the meaning of the uct, and therefore sho was liable io the full extent or the law. He recommended seven years with hard labor. Mr. Hull, pleading for the defense, brought out the fact that Mrs. X. had patently believed her husband to bu dead, and. therefore was not knowingly committing a felony when she mar- Hallelujah Vm a Bum Rose of my heart, I pray One soft, sweet smile, One word of tenderness,— Naught else worth while! Sigh for me once, my love, Orant one warm glance, O'erlook my clothes—I'm Outgrowing my pants! A genius, wouldst thou, For a trouser-leg, shun? Clothes do not make the man- Adam wore nonet Jove wore a fig-leaf, And Caesar wore skirts,— So, whence thy disdain? How thy haughtiness hurts! Wilt not cease to be cold? Oh, Rose of my heart, Drop a tear for this lovo— iled Mr. V. He pointed out that as Ihe mental element -the intent to do wrong -is Invariably coupled wll.li actual act if a crime Is to be constituted, on this count Mrs. X. wus not guilty. Judge McKee, ll.1 imposing sentence, slated Hint In view of the extenuating circumstances of the case he would only impose a light sentence on the winsome defendant — namely, two months with hard labor. FOUND—Amethyst (?) ear-ring. Ap. ply Publications Office. »-H'*»*»»»»»»»»t4'M''M*»**- 1 Correspondence Ti. AAA A A mmtat* A at* A A ■*• AAA -*- -*- -*- AAA Editor Ubyssey, Dear Sir:— Allow me a few lines to protest against the unprincipled morons, (and male students too), who persist In 'bucking the line' daily ln the Caf. It ls these Individuals who 'reserve' tables and then proceed to barge In and secure their supplies at the counter, thus slowing up the service and leaving other real customers patiently waiting for the mob of claim jumpers to move" on,—with the best of the desserts, etc. A suggested remedy Is lo establish a series of noon-hour lectures on elementary ethics, with compulsory attendance on the part of this objectionable type of person. Yours, Odl profiinum vulgttH, "Tho Muglo Mountain," by . Munn, won ihe Nobel Award for Litera lure In IMS., aud I* obtainable at 1250 ln a one-volume udltloti or .00 pagaa. "All Quiet on the Weat urn Front" con- tin litis in be a bust seller and has Bold over 3,000,000 copies, "All Our Yostordays," by H. M. Tom* llnaon, Is a great Isngllsh novel of war and poaeo which, according to J, B. Priestly, "goes to the head of War Books with a Dang" "The Book Shelf." published by David Spenoor T.td., calls "Good-bye to All That," by Robert Orove*, the book of the moment, It has caused much dl*ous_ion and contain* some startling sidelights on the war. L. Godfrey Is High Man Of Livestock Contest The winners of the Annual Live Stock Judging Contest held as Agassis on March 8th, were announced at the final meeting of the Agrioulture Club was held at the home of Prof. Sadler on Tuesday evening. Lang. Oodfroy was high man of the contest and was presented with the Lady Jane Champion Trophy by Prof. Hare, honorary- president of the Club, while the winner or the Freshman Cup was O. Okulltoh. This Cup was donated and presented by Dean Clement, other winners were: H. Philips, Swine Cup, I. Douglas, Horse Cup, J. O.'Nell, Dahy Cup and I). Ritchie, Sheep Cup, Previous to the oup presentations, papers were read by Miss Irene Christ* (nos on Boys and Olrls Livestock Club work, and by Sneserev who spoke on the rise und history of agriculture In Russlu. This meeting, the largest of the term, brought to an end one of tho most successful years In the history of the Club, and much credit Is due to Don Sutherland, President of the Cluh and Ernie Peden, Evening Executive, for untiring efforts In arranging programs and enlisting the hearty co-operation of faculty and students, Dr. Hutchinson: You oan tell a mosquito by the hump In Ita baok. BBSs! ADVENTURE STUDENT CHRISTIAN MOVEMENT RELIGION *BSBB_B_a_a*a-__SBB-*aa*BBBae«BBBaB-**B*BmaB 5th Annual SPRING CAMP APRIL 26-MAY 3 You Are Invited To Study "Christianity and the Modern World" A WEEK'S STUDY "Christianity and the Modern World" Some say that Christianity in the modern world,—a world of science, of modern eoonomio life and modern human relations,—is unreal, some tbat It is inadequate, some that lt ls harmful. As students, we ought to work out these things, each one for himself. At the S.C.M. Camp at Sunset Beach people ot all shrdes of opinion can share their Ideas and also have contact with leaders who have made a special study of these subjects. The personnel of the camp will be divided Into five study groups each studying one of the subjects listed ln the program for two hours each morning, and every evening the whole camp will assemble at tho fireplace for a general forum on subjects related to the group studies. Among the leaders are the following able and well- known people: Dr. H. L. McNeil, minister of Fairview Baptist Church and formerly a professor of Brandon College, Manitoba, where he was intimately connected with the Student Christian Movement, will lead the group studying "Christianity In a World of Great Religions"--a subject on which he is specially qualified to speak. Professor C. W. Topping of the Department of Sociology here, will lead a study of the relation of such s.cial problems as crime and unemployment to Christianity. There will be present also some travellers. Mrs. In- duk Kim of Korea, who ls known ln the Canadian Movement as one who made a great contribution to the Marl- time Conference held at Sackvllle last Christmas, will help a group to tackle the problem of the relationship of Christianity to some of the race problems of the modern world. Miss Oertrude Rutherford, Associate General Secretary of the Student Christian Movement of Canada, will lead a study ot Jesus. Through a study of Shaman's "Jesus in the Records" the group will try to build up the figure contained in these Writings. This week spent in pondering such fundamental problems and lu making Intimate contacts with people of widely differing experience is a period of intense life which is bound to make one feel that he Is really growing. ONE-HOI "I will sing you one-ho!" and Evan Fullerto.i Is leading everything from sea-chantles to negro-splrltuals. Evan and Oertrude Rutherford have always plenty of new songs, and this year Mrs. Qlbb, another fine singer, is coming as camp hostess. Singing Is one of the most delightful phases uf camp-life, even making enjoyable the labors of the "fatigue squad." In the evening, though, just before the discussion group around the fire-place, the tone of the singing changes trom the hearty chanties to the simple negro-splrltuals, thus creuting the atmosphere so characteristic of camp. SUNSET BEAOH Sunset Beach nestles on the east shore of Howe Sound, backed by a range of steeply-sloping mountains. Opposite, acroB. the buy, Ilea Gambler, and In between, the circlet of Treasure Island. From the verandah of the Lodge, the view up the Sound embraces the striking outline of Anvil Island and the blue steeps beyond. Besides the main lodge which boasts of Its flue rustic fire-place, there are several smaller cottages. Indeed one can hardly Imagine a more Ideal spot for a week of "adventuring" than Sunset Beach. PROGRAM STUDY GROUPS: Christianity in a World of Science. Christianity and Some Modern Social Problems.—Professor O. W. Topping. Christianity ln a World of Croat Religions.—Dr. H. L. MacNeil. Christianity ln a World Community of Races.—Mrs. Induk Kim. The .Figure of Jesus in the Modern World.—Miss Oertrude Rutherford. EVENING GENERAL FORUMS: April 26—Address: "Christianity and the Modern World. "—Dr. McNeil. 27—"Ye Are My Friends," (Address at Liverpool Conference—John MacMurray).—Miss Rutherford. 28—"The Place of Jesus in Modem Christianity." (BftlUle)—Dr. Scott. 29—Poetry—Miss Rutherford. 30—"Student Christianity Movement." May 1—"Some Theological Problems as Viewed by the Psychologist."—Professor W. Black. 2—Reports of Group Studies. Closing Address.—Dr. MacNeil. DAILY PROGRAM: Rising hell—7 a.m. Breakfast—8 a.m. Morning worship—9 a.m. Study groups—9.30 to 11.30. Lunch—12.00. Afternoons—Free. Supper—6.00 p.m. Sing-song—7.00 p.m. Forum—7.30 to 10.30. DATES: Leave Vancouver—April 28, 1.30 p.m. Leave Camp—Msy 3, 10 a.m. COST: 18.00 including registration fee of 60c. and transportation. HOW TO GET THERE: 1. Saturday, April 26—-by launch at 1.30 p.m. 2. Any other day—by bus from B.C. Motor Transit Bldg., at 9 a.m. to Horshoe Bay; thence to Sunset by launch. WHAT TO BRINO: Blankets, bathing suits, cameras, Ashing tackle, strong hiking clothes and shoes, musioal instruments, books, song-books, plates, cutlery, eto. EXECUTIVE: Frank McKensJe, Margaret Muirhead, Thomas Barnett, Robert McLarty, Maud Hutson, Jean Cameron, WORSHIP SERVICES Most of the students who go to Sunset this year will, when the conference ls over, treasure memories of Infinitely moro than a week of ordinary camping; of more even than a week of stimulating discussions and congenial companionship. For at Sunset some people will, for the first time ln their lives, learn what lt means to find Ood through worship. The phase of every S.C.M. conference which finds expression in group worship is an extremely vital one, though one about which very little can be said. At camp, the barriers which prevent us hurrying, acquisitive moderns of the western world from attuning ourselves to the "still small voice" are swept away. We can, If we wish, find time for meditation after the fashion of the easterner; perhaps we may even learn, a little, to pray. Each morning after breakfast, those of the group who feel so Inclined will gather on the beach in a secluded spot for some twenty minutes of quiet worship In prayer and song. SPORTS All the tlmo at camp will not be devoted to the deeply intellectual activities. There are other Interests which are equally absorbing to all, namely, sports. These give us an opportunity to foel that flush of energy whioh comes of strenuous bodily exercise. Swimming, rowing, hiking, fishing, climbing and all forms of games give us every chance to really play. An Innovation at this camp will be a treasure hunt The lure of exploration and of hidden treasure will make this one of the most interesting features of the camp. Besides this, there will be the track-meet which annually affords much Interest and amusement to all. It ls obvious, then that there will be some form of out-door activity for everybody. 0AMP HOSTESS The camp hostess at Sunset this year will be Mrs. Alec. Olbb, who, previous to her arrival ln Vancouver, was a great friend of the Movement in Saskatoon, Sask., and who ls well qualified to be a real "mother" to those at camp. Mrs. R. Orenfell will be filling the very important role of "camp cook." REGISTRATION COUPON Further particulars will be posted. The registration fee until April 14 Is 50c. After that date It will be 7bc. Please put an X opposite the statement which fits your case and send through campus mall to Camp Secretary, S.C.M., Auditorium 312. Please register me for the S.C.M. Spring Camp for which I enclose registration foe of oenta. X expect to attend the camp but do not wish to register at present I expect to attend camp oa the following dates Signed .. Class Address fi THE UBYSSEY March 21,1930. f*sam*~issss.*.M.***. Sportorial *aaaaa*nt*a*mw*m WfSSMWfH Having viewed the Hat of Big Blooks awarded to the avarloloua athletes we wondor If thsso letters have been Justly aaalgned. Thsrs waa no definite number of Big Blooka to be aaalgned and yet one or two vory deserving oaaoa have been paaaed over In rather a oareleaa atyle. Whether thla Is due to nogllgenee or te other reaaona wo do not pretend to know. But we do know of one outstanding athlete who haa certainly earnod Varalty'a major award and yet will only reoolve a small blook. And even thla he will not reoolve alnoe he haa already won It laat year. Thla laddie played Big Pour Canadian rugby laat term and In the oruolal gamea with •aakatohswan undoubtedly filled a moot Important poaltlon and played a great part In the new hlaterlo viotory. After Chrletmaa had proved too muoh far 'the Senior "A" baoketballora this same victim of the Big Blook Club turned out for the hoop game and played In every match thla term. Furthermore to Judge from press reports he seemed to be shining. He al* ao competed In the reoont traok moot. Now there la our oaas, for wo admit we have taken up arms on hla behalf euraelvea though we do not oxpoet any change to be made. He played two major eperta with honour and la now paaaed lightly over. We aak, 0 fair- minded etudes, haa he. or has ha not, deoorved a lis Blook. Ah, wo hoar you. Of oourse he haa. TM££ _AM£S FOR PROMOTION H-O-D Bf soccams Tbe Varsity Senior Soccerites enter on the last stage in their league schedule Saturday, when they engage the 8mderous Firemen at Powell Street rounds. Two additional matches remain to be played against B. C. Tele* phones and Mountain View. If Varsity can win all three games the team will finish second In the table and obtain promotion to division two. The following men will represent Varsity Saturday; McOregor; Roberts, Chalmers; Wright, (H.), Phillips, Hyndman; Wright, (B.), Partridge, McLuckie, Buokley and Latta. IMm ThsstoB Vlctsrisus Over C. of E. The seoond annual Anglican-Union Theolog. Track Meet was held on Tuesday at the Varsity Oval. The Union Oollege, last year's winners, again oame out on tbe long end of a 66tt* B9V_ score. Joe Hammett of A.T.C. was the Individual champion wheu he netted a total of 19tt points. Reg. Stoble of Union was runner-up with 15 points. Tea was served in the Union College after the meet by the lady members of the S.C.M. Much of the success of the meet was due to Dr. Scott and Professor Thompson who kindly acted aa officials; J. W. Weaver who acted as Scorer, Jlmmle Dunn as Starter and T, B. Purves as Timekeeper. Results: 100 yards—1. R. Stobl. (U), 2. J. Hammett (A), 3. Clarke (U); High Jump— 1. Paulding (U), and Cameron (U), (E), 2. Fullerton (U), and J. Hammett (A), (E); 220 yards—1. R. Stoble (U), 2. J. Hammett (A), 3. Crisp (U); Standing broad Jump—1. Delap (A), 2. Paulding (U), 3. Harra (A); Running broad Jump~l. Clarke (U), 2. J. Hammett (A), 3. Farquarson (U); Half-mile— 1. J. Hammett (A), 2. Cockburn (A). 8, Dovey (U); Hop, step and Jump— 1. R. Stoble (U), 2. Clarke (U), 3. Fullerton (U); Shot put—1. Fullerton (U), 2. Dovey (U), 8. Delap (A); Mile —1. J. Hammett (A), 2. J. Stoble (U), 8. Parsons (A); Tug-of-war—Union College team. NO NOTIFICATIONS RECEIVED ABOUT SOCCER FINAL Notification has not yet been received concerning the final of the Con Jonea shield competition between Burnaby Juniors and Varsity Junior soccermen. Whether the Juniors are to play a league game or the Final will be announced tu the dally papers. Should the latter be scheduled, the students are prepared to give the triumphant Burnaby lads, fresh from their unexpected victory over the Renfrew Argyles, a hard game wtth no quarter, Don: "If I should kiss >\u what would happen?" Isobel: "I should call Father." Don: "Then I won't do It." Isobel: "But, father's ln Europe." —Ex. Award Granted Ruggers9 Coach JACK TYRRWHIT Tyrrwhlt, conch of Varsity English Ruggers Is to receive today an honorary award deferred from last year Jack was the producer of the famous "Miracle Man," who won the McKechnie Cup In 1927. Tyrrwhlt himself played rugby and was one of the beat players Vancouver has ever known Tyrrwhlt Is unflagging In his services and for Varsity he neglects his business, a thing he can 111 afford to do, Faculty Soccer Team Defeated by Arts '30 •srtaay-aaaiasMSBBi Crowds of students and profs cheered on the Faculty soccer team to a 2-1 defeat from Arts '80, Thursday noon. All education students were on hand to applaud the antics of Prof. Black, hoping to obtain a pass mark in return for hearty if unmerited support. Arts '80 swarmed about the professional goal from the outset. Oood work by Anderson saved a scov*. Sanderson hit the post and a minute later filled the goalie's arms with ball. McKellar finally netted for the Seniors, shooting through a mase of wildly booting legs. The Faculty reinforced by Cam Duncan forced play In the second half and after Blschoff obligingly passed the ball a Orad. forward beat Pollock for the equaliser, this sending M. Delavault on the sidelines into paroxysms of delight. With tour minutes to play Arts '80 were awarded a free kick. Chalmers placed the ball at the foot of McKellar, two yards out. Tills worthy after one exclamation of surprise crashed the ball past Anderson as the latter was engaged In explaining to the Ignorant ref. that the scorer was offside. So the students win the one but never fear the Profs, will have revenge, and bow! next month. VARSITY BADMINTON TEAM • TO PUY FINAL MATCH Varsity Badminteers will play the last "B" division game of the season when they meet Qullchena at the gym on Monday, March 24. The team will consist of: B. Pound, S. Oleed, O. Ryall, I. Ramage, T. C. Holmes, J. Cherrlngton, N. Solly, and J. Sparks. Both the "B" and "C" divisions have put up with a great deal of hard luck this year, and, though losing many games, have shown themselves worthy of the best opponents. Students on Star City Team To Moot Oregon Natators When the swimmers from Oregon College clash with a Vancouver all- star aggregation on Monday, March 24, at the Crystal Pool, they will have several U.B.C. natators opposed to them. Ron Wilson, ono of the speediest free-style performers In British Columbia, will be entered ln the 100 and 200 events, with Louis Hilts figuring on the local water-polo squad. Ernie Peden, who achieved fame in the inter-colleglate meet with Saskatchewan In January, Is expected to garner points tn the diving. The co-eds, who hnve beon the mainstay of the Varsity team all season, will be well represented In Monday's International gala. Mary McLean, B.C. 60-yard* champion, ls entered In thnt event with Kny Fetter- ley, and In tho 100 yards struggle with Marlon Shelly. The latter Is also hilled to compete lu the 200 yards. The relay I* named as: Mury McLean, Marion Mhelly, Kay Fetterley, Margaret McLeod, Jo McDIarmld, and Myrtle Tingley. "Budge" Kirk In the plunge, and Myrtle Tingley In the Imckstroko completes the Varsity representation. The meet Is scheduled to start nt 8 p.m. Tickets are ou sale at 50 cents, and may bo obtained from Mary McLean, Marlon Shelly, Marjorie Kirk, or Russ Baker. The Swimming Club is presenting a pep meeting on Monday noon. Arts '31 Wins Cup; Defeats^ Engineers More than two-hundred and fifty students thronged tho touch lines of the upper playing field at noon on Tuesday to see Arts '31 defeat Science '33 by a score of 1-0 ln the final game of the lnter-class soccer series, The victory for the Artsmen makes them primary holders ot the Soccer Club Cup emblematic of lnter-class championship in the round ball game. Soon after the start Grant's heavy kicking put the ball up to the aesthete's forwards, who forced it into the engineer's penalty area where Mundie tricked two opponents and slipped the leather across to Chapman who crammed It between the posts from the midst of a forest of legs. Pandemonium broke loose among the spectators at this success: Artsmen—and women—whistled and bellowed with delight, flflh year engineers hawNl themselves hoarse admonishing their junior brethren to take a speedy revenge, Tommy Sanderson raced up and down the sideline waving the cup In the air, while M. Delavault, manager of the '31 team, talked so fast In his delight that he became almost unintelligible. Encouraged by their success, the Juniors quickly forced their way Into their opponents goal area once again where the badly used Red Shirts were found guilty of an infringement of tie rules and a penalty kick was awarded. Grant took the shot but snappy action ou the part of Saunders saved a score. Partisans of the cultural faculty held their breath a moment later when Moorohead broke through the Arts' defense and had the goal at his mercy; hesitation, however, gave Parker time to reach the leather and prevent what looked like an almost certain soore tor Science. Just prior to the Interval the engineers made another bid for equality but some neat dodging by Strelght, averted the danger. The second period provided some exciting moments for the fans. On one occasion luck only saved the Engineers from worse defeat, when a shot hit the side post with the goalie helpless. A revival of Science aspirations was dashed to the ground when Strelght punched the ball clear from a dangerous corner kick and the final whistle made Chapman's lone tally the cup winning goal. Following the game the winners were photographed with their manager, M. Delavault, and their newly acquired trophy. Arts '31—Straight; Parker, (H.), Orant; Burn ham, Woodbury, Young; Burgess, Harrord, Chapman, Mundie, Parker, (C). Science '33—Saunders; Maconachle, Moore; Cherrlngton, McBride, Roger.; Pike, McConnell, Nicholson, Moore- head, Curry. Tommy Berto Doc* Burke Wins Honorary Gift "Doc" Burke Is to receive an honorary award today ror his outstanding services to Varsity's sport. "Doc" coached the Canadian Rugby Team to victory over Saskatchewan when B. C. won the Hardy Cup. For Haircutting Unlveralty men have long regarded BLAKERS aa an Inatltution GBOftVSNOR HOTBX BUILDING 848 Howe St {Ju*t South n/Robon) SOUND WORKMANSHIP Commodore Cafe Datieiou* ttaal* •;• CamrUou* Santa* OAjrOXHO 872 ORANVItXE ST. i'"'* n * ii n i i ■ Miss Eva Howobn, B. A. latin Coach Bay. 7872L 8892 Point Gbby Road {<_>•*= Do you smoke a Pipe ? BIRK'S NEW $1.50 PIPE "Royal Birks" is the best value we ever offered. Try One! BIRKS Sts* BK40H iiMu.u.m+uunium Ingledew Shoes Peacock and Selby Arch Pre- server shoes lead in ladles' styles; Church's for men. Ia theae modela tha hlgheat anal* liy goee hand in hand with tht newest fashions. Ingledew's Ltd. T23 ORANVILLE ST. Marion Brown's Corset Shop PHONS SITKOUB 1.01 711 Dunsmoir Street VANCOUVER, B. 0. »»»»es»»ss»»ssss»ss»s»sss» Tommy Is the only undergraduate to receive an honorary award, deferred from last year. Berto has played Big Four Canadian rugby and Senior "A" basketball. Last year ho was president of M.A.A, until Christmas. VITAL GAME AT BROCKTON SLATED FOR SATURDAY Having been forced to relinquish their hopes for possession of the Miller and McKechnie Cups, Varsity's Senior English Rugby squad will watch with interest the Meraloma- Rowing Club battle that Is billed at Brockton Point on Saturday. Should the Meralomas vanquish the saddlers, the Varsity aggregation will annex the Tlsdall Trophy without further ado. If on the other hand, the Coal Harbor team can take the proteges of Chris Lawsnn Into camp, a play-off with U.B.C. will be necessary to settle for thl* year the ownership of the coveted silverware, Chicago Cop: Wotcha shootln' that guy for? Oangster: None of yer damn' business. Cop: Don't get smart now or I'll run you In. —Ex. • • • ■ut Not In the Family. Midge: So you don't think you'll ever marry f MacOregor: No! My hobby Is world peace! —Ex, University Book Store Hours: 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. j Saturdays. 9 a.m. ts I p._a. Loose-Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books and Scribblers at Reduced Prices Graphic and Engineering Paper, Biology Paper. Loose-Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink. Pencils and Drawing Instruments. Crepe Paper for Masquerades, etc. ALL YOUR BOOK SUPPLIES SOLD HERE. I've changed to Winchesters —wonderfully mild and —blended right ^_>W* Twenty X^^mmmW mil I . Winchester CIGARETTES SAVS THK "POHin HAMOS"
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