@prefix edm: . @prefix dcterms: . @prefix dc: . @prefix skos: . edm:dataProvider "CONTENTdm"@en ; dcterms:isReferencedBy "http://resolve.library.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/catsearch?bid=1211252"@en ; dcterms:isPartOf "University Publications"@en ; dcterms:issued "2016-01-18"@en, "1934-02-20"@en ; edm:aggregatedCHO "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/Ubysseynews/items/1.0124211/source.json"@en ; dc:format "application/pdf"@en ; skos:note """ <; i . •'j A \\ I f byaatu Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia VOL. XVI. VANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 20,1934 No. 33 Institute Hears Italian Speakers There emerged from the tragedy d th? Great War a new spirit of national consciousness for a new Italy." With this Signonna Amy Bernardy introduced her discussion of tho tremendous strides taken in Italy since the v/ar, especially in the field of social reconstruction, before the Vancouver Institute on Saturday night. Discounting the idea of a great revolution, Signora Bernardy stated tot the changes made in the govern- ncnt of Italy aft.T the war wciv .r.ade by the Kins v. hen he appointed ."■Tassolini. und that at all times tho r.otiiirchy was of prime considcra- '..311. There was no rift between tho dlwrch ami State, which were com- ;duly reconciled. Mussolini's five >c.irs of experiment were more suc- iossful than many well-meaning outsiders would have liked, stated Sig- norina Bernardy before proceeding to her real topic "Social Service in July." There are three main linos of service work. The first is the care of women and infants, chiefly in regard io health and homing. Then the care cf children is observed. They ore trained with plenty of amusement and • little light wori:. Tho only compulsions arc washing their faces, and ping to school, This training is augmented by censorship of lurid details ct crime and sex in the press. The third main service work is tlie wrvice to the working classes. There is a National Club to instruct these people in the use of leisure time, it .< divided into 80 departments: sport, festivities, intellectual training, folklore, and historical consciousness arc i few examples. In this social service no one has | any personal ambition, and everyone -cl[,s towards a common good. Such i regime is made possible by discipline service, and co-operation. Croizat Lectures After Signorina Rcrnardy's lecture, 'in? audience followed Signor Eugcnio P. Croizat in a trip through Italy. He jpoke first of Sicily where the Italian language originated over 100 years igo, in the court of Frederick at Palmer.. He followed this with a de- sription of Capri. Rome, two hours and ten minutes j -tra Naples, is unrecognizable as its :ld self. It is embellished and recon- -ructed. In the interior of St. Peter's in Vatican City is found Angclo's "La Pieta." The Vatican possesses tho largest group of buildings in existence, containing over 11,000 rooms. In Assisi In tho Umftrian hills are found works of Giotto. Here is found a picture of St. Francis preaching to the birds. In Padua Giotto's best frescoes arc found. In Pisa are found more of Giotto's frescoes, including his "Creation of Eve," and a frescoe of Dante, of whom he was a contemporary. Art of Florence and Venice In thc Florentine museum are seen many works of tho masters. Signor Croizat mentioned briefly Pierro de la Concesco, who introduced perspective into Italian art; Botticelli, whose madonnas ure all blondes; Bacci, Andrea del Sarto, Couruis, and several other great masters, Tho (front church of Vcnlco is St. Marks, In tho interior oro found beautiful marbles and mosaics. Thc marble columns permit thc light of t candle to bo seen through them. Thc most beautiful courtyard in Italy is found in the Doge's palace. In Venice also are found paintings by Tintoretto, Titian, and Georgioni, Social Progress And Italian Art Lecture Topics Signorina Amy Bernady and Signor £ugcnio F. Croizat, who were the guest speakers at the Vancouver Institute, will return to thc campus this week to deliver two lectures on Italy. This afternoon Signor Croizat will Give en illustrated talk on "Gems of Italian Art" in the Auditorium at 3:15. He is a lecturer of international reputation, ancl has assembled an outstanding ancl important collection of masterpieces of Italian scenery, paint- ' in?! and sculpture. i He has been a lending speaker at tlie Sorbonne in Paris, and' haa also lectured extensively in the United , Stale* particularly at the Century of | Progress Exhibition at Chicago, to ( which he was accredited by thc Royal Italian Government. To-morrow noon Signorina Amy Bcrnady will lecture in the Auditorium on "Social Reconstruction in Italy." She is one of the outstanding women scholars ir. Italy both as an author and jurnalist. She is now a member of the staff of tho University of Florence. Frosh Fr amble Features Food The Azetc Ballroom of* the Hotel Georgia, th. soothing scintillating strains of Earle Hill's syncopations, a supper including assorted sandwiches and cukes, ice-cream and coffee, and felicitious faces of fastidious j In thirty-six hours the curtain rises freshmen and freshettes frolicsomely. on anothcr Muiical Society first- Completing Arduous Practices Musical Society Presents Mikado Love Theme Carried To Happy Ending <$>- flaying the fantastic will feature the freshma framble. "This Super-Class of '37" (to quote an Assist. Sports' Ed.) is holding its strictly informal clas party this Thursday evening between 8 and 12—the 20Lst Anniversary of the birth of George Washington. To pivvent the party from becoming, "just another University Function," the committee are insisting upon two principles: that all Freshettes nighter. Final dress rehearsal for thc great event took placo last evening and tho cant report that all the corners have been rounded off what all indications point to being a polished ancl scintillating performance. Reserved peats are rushing out of Kelly Piano House, all of which vouches for the popularity which "The Mi- kudo" holds in tlv. minds of the public. At its inception it enjoyed a con "Minstrel" must pay their own fees, even if bid tinuou<: run of G72 nights and for over by an upperclassman; und that every- f(Uly >Tars it |K,M charmed audiences one must j'o informal, even the ex- ' „, ,.v.rry ,,,„,. „f ,))0 English A|x\\ikin« ecutivc. world. The usual weak Gilbert plot The Committee in charge i?pon_ is lost in tho magnificent color and that although nearly 150 have paid staging, while tho sparkling dialogue their fees, it may be necessary to and catching musical numbers leave charge an extra ten cent, a couple nothing to be desired, for thc progrums, unless anothcr ten, Characteristic of all light Count To Lecture On French Politics AU those interested in such questions as France's attitude on tbe problems of reparations, inter-allied debts., the Saar question, and the League of Nations, and who aro able to listen intelligently to a rather lengthy discussion in the French lenguago arc invited to attend a lecture in Arts 100 Jp-morrow at 4 p.m. | The speaker will be Count Jean de i Suzannct who will lake as his sub-1 jeet, "La Politique cxtcricurc de hi Franco pendant les dix dernicrcs an- nces." ' The lecture is being held under tho auspices of the Department of Modern Languages. operas, innumerable obstacles have been set in tho path of all true love, which can never run smooth, but all vanish with remarkable case as "curtain" approaches. ,, ,, . . , , . Callum Thompson, as Nanki Poo, after thc supper: that is, from about , , . , , ,, ... ,« ,_ , to nn . i i chooses a wandsnng minstrels life 10:15 to 12:00 o clock. > , , . , , in preference to a forced marriage Lending their patronage for this to Katisha, none other than Eleanore dance arc Dean and Mrs. Buchanan, Waikor, While th<1, away ,rom home dollars arrives before Thursday. Hop-' ing to obviate this difficulty, they are offering double tickets to any five upperclassmen with two dollars to spare. Members of the Mikado may buy half-price tickets admitting them Hon. Pres. and Mrs. Wood, and Dean M. L. Bollert, while those ir. charge of arrangements include: Ft.l'.i Edmonds, Connie Baird, Bruce Bardwell, and his father, Gordon "Mikado"' Stead, he falls for a certain Yum- j Yum, Alice Rowe, who, however, has' already said yes to Ko-Ko, who hap-' Dot Eastman, Clarence Idyll, Beth pcns to bo j^, High ExeCu.ionor in Evans and Ludlow Beamish. Exchange News By Nancy Miles LOST White gold wrist watch. Finder please turn into accountant's office or communicate with Renee Lambert, Arts Letter Rack. COMING EVENTS Today- Noon, Mr. W. A. Van Roggcn on "Holland," S.C.M. ;|;17> p.m., Sluiior Croizat on "lliillim Art," Auillliirlum. \\VVilnt<«tli»V"« Nihmi, Nlitumlim Ut'iniii'il.v on "Social UoconMnii'tlon", Auditorium, 3:10 p.m., Chemistry Society, Science H00. 4:00 p.m., Count Jean dc Suz- nnnct, lecture In French, Arts 100. Thursday- Noon, Radical Club, A. M. Stephen on "Fascism," Arts 100. Drama Festival Eliminations Set For Local Stage The drama fes'ival eliminations of B. C. will bo he'd this year in the University Theatre, Miss Dorothy Somerset, the Players' Club director, announced on Saturday. The adjudicator will be Rupert Harvey, distinguished English critic, and thc dates March 1, 2, and 3. Miss Somerset disclosed this in thc course of adjudicating private eliminations at the Little Theatre, Friday and Saturday. Six plays were judged by her, with Professor and Mrs. Wood, and thc final choice was "Elizabeth, thc Queen,' 'Act III, and "Boccacio's Untold Tale." The first of these is high tragedy of Elizabeth and Ihe rebel Essex in the tower of London. Despite a mutual love, their clashing ambitions force both to accept his impending execution as inevitable. Criticism of tho production wa.'< limited to failure to ciitahllNh utmosp'ioro promptly, and to anachronisms. "Boccacio's Untold Tale," tho other choice, is a lurid play of the year of the Great Plague, and deals with the conseqences of love faced with physical distortion wrought by tho Plague. Criticism was limited to lighting faults at the outset, and a too prolonged climax. Other entries were "The Mask," a violent modern tragedy drawing inspiration from the same idea as "Boccacio's Untold Tale"—the effect of sudden deformity on love; "X Equals O, A Night on thc Trojan Walls", by John Drinkwatcr, a beautiful poetic play, depicting bitterly mutual slaughter, in the dead of night, the effect weakened by division into 4 scenes; "The Disenchanted," u piny rcpro- raiilmi! Ilu> cIiinI) of modem and harem .Nlnli'iit'i' In Turkey; iiml "Kvcry- IhkIv'i lluriluinil," which wiim iitTri•> ^ Yur' enue, there will b<> no programmes. (iko Mizino act rs her assistants. As in former years informality is the! Allan Baker, advertising manager, keynote, sports suits or simple after- has the i°b ?f persuading hard boiled CALLUM THOMPSON Callum Thompson, tenor, who is taking the part of Nanki Poo in tho forthcoming production of the Mikado. Three Rooms Will House Co-Ed Ball OFF THE ARM Chaos reigns among the cockroach cs, if any, in tho cafeteria of the Uni versity of Western Ontario, Tlie prefect of thc university has decreed that the c.mpus eating 'jernt' be investigated. It isn't due to mortalities from ,... ,, . v ,. , . . . . , . i condition that Ko-Ko lets him marrv ptomaine poisoning, nor to incbria tion after caf. coffee, nor to broken teeth from de trop V/alnut siitilr. Tlie matter is based on something thor- ,. . . _ ., ... , .- . «« >"•-« »« -"- - »—^.- — ,, ,. , .. #, , „, dinanco requiring the citizens wife1,., , tT . „ , , _. , oughly sordid, a matter of how much? . ,. ... ,. (Womens Union Bui.cng Fund. "I am not oftcr anybody's scalp,", ° f le W1 im' ! Eleanor Walker, pres. of the soci- said thc prefect. "The pricj of the' Gordon Pooh-Bah Heron, Pish-. cty> mado a pica ior rcading mater- food and tho quality is not wh^ ;♦ Tush Macleod, and Ko-Ko unite in ial £or thc un.ornpioyed camps, should be." | forfiing a (,eath warrant which they | In speaking 0f Hi -Jinx, th. Prc.i- The staff of their cafeteria is com- Prcsent to ,tho Mikado, who of course dcnt mentioned that it had been a posed of a manager, a chef, two cirls is not cntilcly Phased to discover his (inanciai SUCcess, then, being a sur- and. a dishwasher. There is no over- ovvn son's n'^"e up°n lt . | plus of $1.03. head for heat and fuel, but just tho When Ko'Ko confesscs to the de-, ReBar_ing the proceeds from the same, it has mado no profit for the option, however, everything Is okey- Tea Dance, in spite of a slight disa- past six years. doke- Nanki Po° rt'arrics Yum Yum-! grecment with Council, the matter Follow some ruminations on the with K°-Ko Setting the formidable has been satisfactorly arranged and j singers to attend rehearsals and Herb eating situation at large. At the Lon- Katisha- the money turned over to Dean Bol- ™-J~ ,--,-" ~"" ,u~ -»—«-«- -• ♦»•- don Life Cafeteria for twenty cents j T^ rest °' tn* three little maids lcrt's Busary Fund," concluded El- 1 arc Pitti-Sing and Peep Bo, played canor Walker, by Jean Fraser and Margaret Atkln- _—.—_ son ; Other Fascist Aspects In the women', chorus ore "' ' , Yum Yum and have one month of mon fn)cks constituting the corrcct' newspapermen to give the Mikado marncd life. This plan had one ser-: MlrA ^ fUs, o£ ^ danc0 ^ ( pubiicity . Jim FincUay looks aftcr ious drawback, in the form of an or-, bo ugcd to swcU (he cofftjM of y^; campus publicity. Biff Maclood is in | charge of the ticket distribution, ; Lome Ginther acts as stage manager. Incidentally, the set to be used this year has been constructed by the society at considerable expense and is an exact replica of the set used by the D'Oylcy Carte Co. Pat Patterson, ,t business manager and Gordon Stead, House Manager, have kept watch over proceedings in general. Gordon Heron has the task of persuading the one comes into possession of four sausages, potatoes, pickled beets, bread and butter, baked apple, and biscuit and tea. Kay | For twenty-five cents at the Huron [ Coles, Anne McLeod, Elizabeth Hous- and Eric Cafeteria one is given hot I ton, Mary McDougall, Lois Sanderson, roast beef, mashed potatoes, creamed | Phyllis Coscns, Helen Matheson, Betty To Be Presented carrots ond peas, rice pudding and cream, tea, coffee, or milk. When do wo cat? • • • SMALL TALK The Mount Holyoke News took a survey of conversation among their undergraduates. And guess whot they talked about most. No, it was not movies, nor Fascism, nor tho beauties of spring. It wus a more soulful topic. It was food. Men came second, for general interest. • • • COISES AND COOS A hypothesis advanced by Kenneth For the benefit of all those who Street, Florence Focllmcr, Kay Darby, hove become interested in Fascism, Margaret Webber, Jane Nimmens,' f*ter *heA \"""y Ital]»n speakers who Betty Pctrie, and Pauline Claybon. ~* " "" Tho men's chorus consists of John Stark, Ralph Moore, Jack Dicks, Fred Salisbury, Jack Sanders, Ernest Southcott, John Logan, Clarko Wilkin, Sholto Marlatt, Don Buchanan, Jack Worthlngton, and Gordon Freeman. have lectured on the campus, the Radical Club is sponsoring Mr. A. M. Stephen, well-known Canadian poet and lecturer, on the subject of "Fascism" from the viewpoint of a Canadian. Tito lecturo will bo hold in Arts 100 on Thursday noon. NOTICE The following students are asked to get in touch with the Totem Editor in the Publications Office today, Tuesday, Feb. 20, between 12 and 3: Dobson, Arthur W.; Esler, Reynolds; Bartlett, instructor in Speech at Sy- j Hart, Edward G.; Macdonald, Elena racusc, is reported in the New Brun-1 B.; McGowan. Walter M.; MacKenzie, swickan. Mr. Bartlett has found a W. Hcotor; Nicholson, William S.; definite relation between thc swear- Quiglcy, Daniel C; Roy, Henrietta; • ing of an adult and the cooing of a Saltzman, Percy; Walker, Forestier. baby. | ——^——— Says he, "Profanity is often little j ALLOW ME more than a meaningless use of words I Tho Toronto Varsity scoops tho which allows the speaker to vocalize world with an announcement that tho and exerci.sv his lone 'code. A baby ago of chivalry is dead. If tlie Var- conM to (levelopo it.« tone- code. Each nlty H;iyn so, It mu«l bo true, I There arc about one hundred students who have not yet handed In tltcir individual write - ups. Unless these write-ups arc turned In to the Pub. Office within the next two days they will have no write- ups In thc Totem lone In llfl code txpreiweM a deflnltfl feeling, Hlitee iiiiui hiiN rimchud llttl llnijiiltttU) ni a un of dowlopmout ha »,wears. Otherwise he would coo." Maybe. Mr. Bartlett also says that under severo emotional stress an adult can often control other people by the quality of his voice alone. Wo saw an example of that the ; other day, when =i sweet young thing ' ripped out an oath with the following comment, "Get off my foot." And the gentleman moved. Art Club Reviews Architect Craft Regret that in this material age tho love of workmanship for it_ own sake was practically non cxistant was expressed by Mr. J. McCartcr in a talk before the Art Club Wednesday evening. The speaker outlined the history of various craftsmen's guilds and continued with an anlysis of on English house of tlie beginning of the last century. He stated that the homo was built from the insido out with tho Ideal of comfort and bounty not I rout the t> do In rut the Aiiin'lcuii colonial tWilcli mmuht only (inrfiml oriental Ion mid ttymmotry, He then went into an outline of tho detulls of the construction, the ancl Sladen looks after the destinies of the orchestra. The orchestra, although a very important link in the production of a musical comedy, is usually taken for granted since its members do not share in the brilliance of the footlights. Those taking part in this year's aggregation are: Misses Patterson, Black, Willows, Thompson, Ringle, Couling, and tho Messrs. Hogue, Ginther, Kania, Maclnnes, Hypslop, Han- tor, Jones, Cuthbcrt, Davie*, Findlay, Bow, Sladen, English and Dove. Social Speaker In mi editorial, Ihn Viii'dlly dcplorcn the Inclt of mniiiivrn on the cnmptiM. (ifnt nllcmptii tn explain ll, ''llnil iiuui- nem," It myn, "are tho «urent Index of an Inferiority complex . . Wo have evolved a fiction of intclcctual super- j wrought iron work of hinges iority which . . . falls to pieces on locks, the carved woodwork of ban- examination . . This is probably why'rasters and mantels, and the histoiy bad manners reach their height m of stained and leaded glass. He re- academic circles." It sounds logical grctted the fact that today craftsmen but we think, personally that a well are producing no original work and oiled revolving door has something the best they can do is copy tho to do with it, too. work of the early artists in their (Continued on Page 3) Une. SIGNORINA AMY IlEftNAIIDY Outstanding Italian woman scholar who will lecture on "Social Reconstruction in Italy" before the student body to-morrow poon in thc Auditorium. LOST Pair of shell rinv- glasses with right nose piece broken. Dalton Murphy. ■■;<...■ f .aa . '■■■'- '\\t d;*f»; '■,' &'■{■■ • ■ ' . Mi- ' ■ . • . 1 ' $#\\ <&•$ • f ' : : ffi ', , ' i. . :&r " '..'.'•'•■ '■ ■•*&:■■ '.*'.■* **?C '■ ' " ' '-ii '."&:■*■■■ >'*! i'l/:. ".'' 'Wi * i ■* tit ■.■»#,i di*l -11 I' "■■*$ :-• : 'iri.il 4 * K i" i 1 _ - ^ . «. ,i '(# Hi v '•■? --A V' (S -.. yt &: i : >! ;. SI \\* .3,71 " ;- - 1 ■ '■ ■!".'■ ? •■ i d" - i ldL:_i__ Page Two THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, February 20, 1934 ®ty $foj00*JJ (Member C.I.P., P.I.P.A.) Telephone: Point Grey 206 Issued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Board of the Alma Mater Society of the University of British Mail Subscriptions $2. per Year. Campus Subscriptions 11.50 per Year. EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Norman Hacking SENIOR EDITORS Tuesday: Pat Kerr Friday: John Cornish News Manager: Archie Thompson Sports Editor: Dick Elson Associate Editors: Zoe Browne-Clayton, Boyd Agnew Associate Sports Editor: Don Macdonald Assistant Editors: Esperance Blanchard, Murray Hunter, Gerald Prevost. Assistant Sports Editors: Morley Fox, Clarence Idyll. Literary Editor: Arthur Mayse Feature Editor: Darrel Gomery Exchange Editor: Nancy Miles Reportorial Staff General: Jack McDermot, Alan Morley, Freth Edmonds, Helen Taylor, Warren James, Donna Lucas, Jim Find- lay, Allan Baker, Margaret Ecker, Rosemary Edmonds, Margot Greene, Pauline Patterson, J. Donald Hogg, Breen Melvln, Stuart Devitt. Doreen Agnew, J. G. Hill, Paddy Colthurst, Allan F. Walsh. Sport: John Logan, Peter O'Brien. Advertising Manager: Jack Balcombe Advertising Staff: Lois Sanderson, Bruce Gordon. Circulation Manager: W. E. Simpson Circulation Stall': W. Tomkinson, D. Jewett, D. Mills TOTEM STAFF: Editor: Ted Madeley Associates: Constance Baird, Tad. Jeffery, Morley Fox. Fred Richards. APES AND IVORY i/ADV 1 TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1934 TO BE OR NOT TO BE With no uncertain voice the student body of Queen's University have expressed their disapproval of the existence of fraternities on their campus. The chief reason given for this dislike was the fear that fraternities would be a menace to the university spirit, of which Queen's is so proud. At the present time there is a definite feeling on the campus of this university that our famed university spirit is now wasted away. The meagre attendance at major games would'tend to support this idea. Are fraternities to blame ? It is claimed by many that membership in a fraternity or sorority divides the interests of the student and diverts the energies into other channels. For many students their whole campus life is wrapped up in their fraternity. This may be a good thing for the individual, but it is a distinct menace to university life as a whole. No sooner does a student join a fraternity than his university pin, of which he should be proud, is superceded by a more ornate combination of Greek letters. Some effort should be made by fraternities to utilize their energies for the benefit of the university as a whole and not for a small clique. It can not be denied that the Greeks have more spirit than anyone on the campus. The whole university should reap the benefits. ALL HANDS ON DECK! TWis week the Musical Society is presenting "The Mikado" on the stage of the University Auditorium. This presentation represents a lot of hard work and endeavour on the part of members of the Society, and the finished production is one which every student on the campus should go to see. Wednesday night will be exclusively for students, and for this night tickets may be obtained for the small price of thirty-five cents. At this price, everyone can afford to see the production. We suggest that fraternities and other organizations reserve blocks of seats, for the performance later in the week. A SUGGESTION It is becoming increasingly difficult for the audience to hear the speaker distinctly at meetings in the auditorium due to the loud charging of the thundering herd out in the halls. In spite of the warning signs there seems to be no hope of abatement of this nuisance. Our suggestion is that the graduating classes or some philanthropic organization on the campus devote their surplus funds to the purchase of sound-proof linoleum of some substance like that used in the library. The only stipulation is that it must be slippery, so the Pub board will still be able to slide noiselessly into the office. By ARTHUR MAytC SWORD-RUNE In the tense moment between the bending and breaking When the stars quail, Arcturus, and the cold Pleiades, When thc night is a taut bowstring, and the frightened earth is shaking To the tramp of the marching legions borne on the breeze, To the march of the bright legions whose captain is Death .... Look ye on the sword-rune, and the message it carryeth: 'True steel am I: flame In thine hand will I be But If thine heart fail, fighter, have no trust in me.' WAR IS SWELL As a rule, Peter-the-Ape and I pursue our foolish but satisfying philosophy of life with little thought for those weightier matters that edge the tongue of the Campus Crab. Now though, with a big black 'war' shrieking at us from various signboards about the city, we'd like to assume the stovepipe hat and dark glasses of the crusading reformer for a paragraph or two. Just what do you think of this wave of war publicity that has been lapping against the public consciousness these many months? Is it good or bad, and if good, what purpose does it serve ? The answer, at least that heard most frequently, is that it acts as a deterrent to a brash and romantic younger generation who, knowing nothing of actual warfare, are prepared to plunge blithely into the next major catastrophe that comes up. A fine, idealistic notion; and if every writer or editor were a Nichols or a Stallings, perhaps a true one. This is unfortunately not the case. The American News follows hard on Stallings lead with more war pictures, a blatant collection presented, one feels, with no other intention beyond that of raking in the publicity dollars. And now our own little Sun, with a nose for lucrative carrion rivalling that of any Hearst "yellow" of the last century, offers its contribution. We are to have tlie official, uncensored record of Canada in battle, and the Sun can give itself a congratulatory handshake for showing young Vancouver that war is hell. May this columnist suggest with diffidence that we have had the exhumed skeleton of '14- '18 shaken in our faces for long enough, and that, just as a noble experiment, somebody might give us a little publicity on the advantages of peace ? CHANSON D'AVRIL Here in my arms you lie, The moon is a golden bow. The winds are singing low . . , Dark Angel, pass us by! How many nights like this Until the aching, sweet Hunger of lips that meet In one last golden kiss ? Heather will bloom again Flowing in purple wine And the keen stars will shine On other happy men. But in my arms you lie, The moon is a golden bow, The winds are singing low . . . Dark Angel, pass us by! -T. M. Class and Club V. C. u. In view of the fact that the Vocational Guidance Lectures are being held on Wednesday, the regular open meetings of the Union, which are us- ally held on Wednesday, will be changed to Monday. A V.C.U. hike is planned for Saturday. All those interested please get ln touch with uny member of the Union. L'ALOUETTE The next meeting of L'Alouette will be held tonight at the home of Agnes Burg, 415 N Gilmore Ave. A one- act skit and a musical prgoram have been arranged. All members are requested to attend. TALKS ON THE ENGINEERING PROFESSION Speaker—Dr. R. H. Clark. Subject—The Life and Work of the Chemical Engineer. Date—Wednesday, Feb. 21. Time—12:25 noon. Place—102 Ap. Sc. FOREST CLUB Time—Wednesday, 21st, 12:10 p.m. Place—Ap. Sc. ;!35. Topic—Forest Surveys in B. C. Ihe pick of the World's Tobaeeo crops assures yon ot a mild and matchless flavour when you Smoke these famous cigarettes Winchester SAVE THE POKER HANDS CIGARETTES Blended Right! COMING UP—THE MIKADO "I snitched it out of last week's mass of spring pottery," confessed Peter, speaking of the contribution printed above. "I liked it, even if one can very nearly hum it to the tune of 'God Save the King.'" "Hush !" I warned him. "We can't afford to stage an orgy of criticism with term work piling up, and our contribution-bin practically empty. Which reminds me, Peter, can we spare an evening do you think to hear the Musical Society put on the Mikado ?" "We can't," Peter replied, "but we will, just the same. Remember, Bill, you promised me months ago that I should see it? I never have yet, and from what I hear, it's going to be a howling success." "A success, Peter," I reproved him. "Leave off the howling. You've been a literary ape long enough to know that words must be used | with discretion. I'm glad to see you so enthusiastic, however, and I hope your enthusiasm is shared. The quality of the Sunday night snatches given over the air ought certainly be recommendation enough to those students who were listening." CHEMISTRY SOCIETY Mr. Duncan Fraser, chief chemist of the Home Oil Refinery, is to give nn address on the properties of gasoline und their effect on motor-car performance at en open meeting of the Chemistry Society to be held tomorrow in Science GOO at 3:10 p.m. Mr. Fraser is a graduate of the U.B.C. in 1923, and has had ten years experience in the refinement of gasoline. His lecture should be of interest to everyone who drives a car. S. C. M. Mr. M. A. Van Roggen, consul for the Netherlands, will be the guest speaker at the Tuesday noon-hour lecture. He will speak on the enoc- omic and commercial policies of the Netherlands. There will be a vesper service this Friday, 4M5 at Union College Chapel. Albert Dobson will be in charge of the service. The executive takes great pleasure in announcing a visit from Dr. T. Z. Koo on the 3rd, 4th and 9th of March nder S.C.M. auspices. LETTERS CLUB Students in second-year proceeding to their third year are invited by the Letters Club to apply for positions left V-cant by the graduating members. There are five vacancies for men and five for women; third year students are not elegible. No other qualifications are required than that of a sincere love of literature. Please hand in all applications to the secretary, Gwladys Downes, at the Arts Letter Rack as soon as possible before Thursday. RADICAL CLUB There will be a meeting of the Radical Club on Tuesday, Feb. 20, at 8 p.m. at the home of Alastalr Munro. The club is studying John Strachey's "The Coming Struggle for Power." All those Interested are invited to attend. On Thursday noon the club will present Mr. A. M. Stephen, who will talk on Fascism. Correspondence The Anglican Theological College, 19th February, 1934. The Editor, The Ubyssey, Dear Sir: Although I do not claim to represent the official views either of my College or the International Relations Group, I thought that a letter from one who is a member of the latter and an undergraduate of the former might help to clear away certain misunderstandings which continue to occupy your correspondence and Crustacean Column. Particularly is this possible, since I was leader for the negative in the now notorious debate in which my side defeated the resolution that: "This House will under no circumstances fight for their King or Country," The bases of my argument against the above resolution were these: that it called for an absolute pacifism, irrespective of any circumstances which might render defence imperative; that as yet the most of us placed national loyalty above a loyalty to an ideal (and as yet non-existent) World State; thus under certain conditions, war COULD yet be moral and MIGHT be inevitable. We University students are surely familiar with the concepts of morals being evolutionary. This prepares the way for my second point in this letter: the Christian attitude to war. In what is perhaps the most important Christian document in regard to war (the C.O.P.E.C. REPORT ON WAR, in U.B.C. Library), not one, but two Christian positions are outlined. One is, that since perfection has not yet been reached, there were in the past and may be in the future certain occasions in which war has been and is still necessary for the development and conservation of Order. The .econd is that which as yet finds but few supporters, namely that war never was and never can be justifiable. Now, the former position, which may be called relatively pacifist, is the only one which I personally could advocate; I respect absolute pacifists, but fear that they only provoke their antithesis. Nevertheless, the relatively pacifist position I hold needs qualification in that one must always re- a war which was necessary yesterday might be avoidable today. Therefore might be avoidable today. The refore, one is certainly justified in pointing out to the public ( who finally make all wars) that today war Is less necessary and more avoidable than say in 1914, particularly since there exists today that body called the League of Nations which is beginning to place war out of bounds for civilized nations by providing means of peaceful settlement by processes of Law and Arbitration. Thus it was possible for one who is not an absolute pacifist to support the work of the International Relations Group, as I did. I saw and see their work as a real and earnest protest on the part of Youth against the futility of war in the year 1934. It was fundamentally a witnessing and as such young mon were more than justified in taking part in it. As to this witnessing being done before th. churches, this was done because we have more faith in the Churches than has "Another Pleb." In his bondage to the Infallible Book of Karl Marx, your correspondent forgets that the churches consist of "all sorts and conditions of men," rather than of mere parsons and a lot of standard sheep. If they went wrong in the past, so did the Socialist Parties who almost without exception supported their several war parties in 1914. He is too dogmatic; if he would leave the realm of textbook abstractions and study men, he would see their beauties as well as their faults; none are perfect, but the Churches are probably more socially efficient than the Young Communists' League. Now, as well as in the past, the imperfect churches have gone on working where no others worked, often blundering, but often successful. If one wishes to do something rather than to stand criticizing, one must often work with imperfect people and organizations. In an evolutionary world, one ceases to expect present perfection. But—one strives towards perfection, though stumbling. Yours truly, G. H. COCKBURN HfllRDRGSSa kOBSon kHOUJC UPy-TAIR/" "Just Where The Bus Stops" Pt. Grey 67, Nights Calls EU. 106SL K.B. PATTERSON, B.A. PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER 4479 W. Tenth Ave. Essays, Theses, Etc. French The U.B.C. Musical Society (Director: C. Haydn Williams) Presents Gilbert and Sullivan's "MIKADO" 1 I I February 22, 23, 24 \\ Tickets: 40c, 60c, 80c and $1.00 Wed., Feb. 21—Students' Night. All seats 35c. I University Book Store All Your Book Supplies Sold Here at Reduced Prices Is"* .s\\ Tuesday, February 20, 1934 THE UBYSSEY Page Three ABSINTHE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER Litany Coroner | FANNY FRESHETTE DIARY Somebody told me when I first came to Varsity that there are three things you can't do in the library and tiiat's smoke, play cards or take off your shoes but they must of been fooling because the most mortifying thing happened. Jane and I were talking in the libiary both sitting on the same chair, you know the way you do about what happened the night before and what you're doing tonight and then somebody comes in that you know and you say something about them and then you talk about them until somebody else you know comes in and then you talk about them. WeU anyway a man with fluffy brown hair came in the wing with glasses and of course I made a crack about him, I would, and started to sort of titter because you can't laugh way down deep in the library, and what should this person do but come right over and ask where my library card was and I thought well of all the cheeky things because I didn't even know him and I said I don't know and if I did it was none of his business. Well he didn't look straight at me but just said very coldly I could pack my things and stay out of the library for a week and then I began to catch on that Jane was nudging Spring Is more Fun. Snuffles And sniffs And days That look Swell And feel Like -Well Mikado In The hall At noon. Caesar and Cleo In The hall At three. Poetry Or pottery In the pub All The time. Wotta Life Wotta Life. . International Celebrity Concerts (Founded 1922) Manager, Miss L. Laverock Carola GOYA Famous Spanish Dancer Assisted by Beatrice Burford, Harpist, and Ralmundo de Sayas, Pianist In an evening of Spanish Music and Dance Vancouver Theatre Monday, Fcb.26 Tickets (reserved): $2, $1.50, $1, SOc (Tax Extra) Wed., Feb. 28 EMPRESS THEATRE Betty Co-Co Ed's Weakly Letter COMING ! Above Goya is seen in one of her famous Spanish dance interpretations. She appears at the Vancouver Theatre, Monday, February 26th and on Wednesday at the Empress in two varying programs. me but too late and now I know who he was. If everybody hadn't of laughed I wouldn't of minded and even then it wouldn't of been so bad if I hadn't dropped three books on the way out, and my head went all prickly and hot under my hair. Not that I care. The oniy way you can get a book in there anyway is to borrow a pen knife and carve up the desk until they get you your book to stop the damage. g^ ^oniJersey^ folate is the W* folate made.. • •' Dear Snitzy: I had the BEST time the other night at a dinner given by the Spring Cold club. We had warmed-over spinach and hash and beans, and a turkey with the SMARTEST red socks on. We had to talk in Russian all evening, and as though we had a cold. As if it wasn't hard enough to talk Russian without pretending you have a cold. Mamie McSnuffle sat next to me. She was wearing the cleverest little cheescloth frock with drop sleeves (they dropped right off) and a trimming of pen nibs. Really it was the cutest thing. And would you believe it but they're having the Co-Ed at the hotel this year. I think that's the loveliest idea, because I was going to take one of the bell-boys and now he'll be there anyway. I think Sciencemen are SIMPLY HORRID, but keep it a secret Snitzy. Not one of them asked me to their old bail but I want anyway and had the WORST time getting my program filled. Everyone seemed to be full up when I asked them for a dance. Mabel McOUlicuddy has the perkiest little sports hit with a gay little rooster tail in the back of it that wobbles when she talks, and a pak of blue and red ankle socks to match. She had it on at the Spaghetti-Winding Club party the other night. Inanouter de Pub Spring seems to have inspired the puniest puns of the century, but unfortunately you won't hear them all. Doctor Coleman said his details on the rabbit were hare-splitting, an unknown undergrad says that only the driver of a certain well-known Pontlac knows Housser door opens, and still another half-wit who has not yet been tracked down suggested as a theme song for the Confectioner's Union. "The maple bud cur emblem, dear, The maple bud forever," etc., etc. This one was timidly suggested but we can't make up our minds whether it's worth the effort, "The waiter at the White Spot spilled a hot tamale down Molly's neck. It felt hot temale. Ouch! We asked a bright sophomore the other day if he was going to apply for the Letters Club, to which he replied that he couldn't boast about much in the way of athletics. Big Blocks and Letters are all the same to him. Lady Macbeth: "Have I told you about my apparition?" Katie McCluck gave a lecture on why not go into the poultry business the other day but she said it so swee- ly I don't think she really meant it, do you? I think it's simply FASCINATING, and maybe she just doesn't. Just think of raising all those cute little fluffy wuffy chickens, And I could wear my new gingham apron and sunbonnet in which I look simply stunning though of course I wouldn't say that to anybody but you. Well Snitzy I guess I'd better close now as I have to get my costume ready for the St. Valentine's party where everybody goes as Cupids, I'm wearing that chiffon hanky I got for Christmas. Love, BETTY CO-CO ED. "How did you know he was drunk?" "I didn't until he shook the clothes tree and started feeling around the floor for apples." I A chirpy little freshette tripped up to the librarian. "Did I leave an umbrella here yesterday?" "What kind?" inquired the good woman. "Oh, any kind. I'm not fussy," Abbrev. Dept. QUOTES PRICES Soviet Film j This was before the spring fever set in. "I'm forgetting women." "Me too! I'm for getting a couple as soon as possible.'' And now the pu^i to end puns! "Punster punster in der nose." koAD "/a Life "Road To Life" to be shown for a week at the Beacon Theatre, commencing Thursday, is an accurately pictured drama of Russia's' "Wild Children." It is the first Soviet sound film to be made, and dialogue is in Russian, with English titles. EXCHANGE VIEWS (Continued from Page 1) POETRY What with spring and everything, we present a poem which appeared last week in the Pacific Weekly from Stockton, California, which appeals to us in a mellow mood. It doesn't happen often. Herewith we present: CONCERNING YOU With a deep, conjecture Of my soul's architecture I'm here to tell you, You're swell. But with naive complacency Of all nature's sagacity And your adored simplicity, Don't tell. For with increasing devotion Of my varied emotion I profer prognostication— You're swell. | Talented Actress Wouldn't it be simp awf If we talked the way we write our notes? Frinstance. "Coming libe?" "Jsta min. Havcta get pape Bk. Store. Didja have gd time at party?" "Simp marv. Wasn't orch gltr? Progs lovely. You have gd time?" "Simp awf. Pard cdnt dance. Litt runt came up to should. Fin Vic Wake?" 'Yes. Start Pride Prej. Here comes Jhn Rid." "Goodmorning." "Gdmrn'g." "Gdmrn'g." "Note smok. cig instd pipe." "Luck Str. Mst been Seatt." 'Cnt underst you why dont speak Eng?" "Do." "Why abbrev everth?" "Just hab." AT THE_PLAY VANCOUVER THEATRE When the curtain came down on. the final act of "Broken Dishes," presented by the International Players this week, an appreciative audience expressed their enthusiasm audibly, and accorded a special ovation to Frank Vivyan, who returns to Vancouver dramatic circles after a long absence. Hard cider, a henpecked husband, and a wedding are highlights of the play. Harry Stafford, as "Cyrus Bumpstead,' 'the intimidated husband, gives a riotous performance. The parts of "Elaino Bumpstead" and "Bill Clark," principles in the wedding, are taken by Finis Barton and Leyland Hodgson. Miss Barton is I consistently good in the part and her role in the play is exceptionally well chosen. Frank Vivyan, as "Dr. Stump" the minister, gives a scintillating performance. The play abounds in witty lines and amusing situations. It is well up to the high standard set by previous j plays given by the International Players. * * * Mr. Thomas, Manager for the International Players, has announced that to parties of twenty-five or more from the University, a discount of 25 per cent, will be made on admission prices. R. McGoofus and Company Inc. Lecture-sitters-in on this campus for the past twenty-five years wishes to announce to its many patrons that under new management there has been a stupendous cut in prices. Here are some of our bargains for this week. 9 o'clock sit-ins in languages or history 10c Any other sit-ins in these subjects 5c In maths or chemistry 10c These prices refer only to sittiing. 10c extra is charged for taking notes. 15c for notes including jokes. An extra charge is made for answering present to names of Cuthbert, Clarence, Andalusia and Rosle. Names worse than Higgenbosen will not be answered to. For intelligent expression during lecture 10c Fairly intelligent expression during lecture Sc Ordinary bare face 0c For laughing at lecturer's jokes, 5c for first joke, 4c for second joke, joke. etc. • Chem. lab making hydrogen sulphide 50c Biology lab cutting up frogs ... SOc Biology lab cutting up cats 60c Biology lab cutting up self ... 91.00 What People Are Saying Freshmen: Unlike the Sophomore scramble, or the Junior jamble, the Freshmen framble features food! Arts '37 Slogan: Take HER to the Framble and she'U take you to the Co-Ed! WHEN every one wants his purchasing power restored, what about the stockholder? The publio utility aeourlty owner asks no more than a fair return on the Investment. The stockholder ia In the same boat as the farmer, the workman and every one else. BRITISH COLUMBIA ELECTRIC RAILWAY COMPANY LIMITED MISS FINIS BARTON One of the chief reasons for the popularity of the International Players at the Vancouver Theatre: Miss Barton, a strikingly beautiful blonde was seen last week in her best performance to date, that of the Magalene of the streets in Frederick Lonsdale's brilliant play "Spring Cleaning." Starting tomorrow with a matinee performance The Players will present "Broken Dishes," a domestic comedy by Martin Flavin. Just Arrived at the Rex. •. Our Full Line of Spring Merchandise The Swagger Suit is the outstanding feature this season. We ask you to inspect our selection, which we know will please you. We have the three-piece suit with the vest and the full length or three- quarter coat. See our wonderful range of snappy prints, and the new two-piece dress of checked wool crepe; the styles are really adorable. If you are looking for a smart afternoon dress or tea gown, we have them in all the high shades for Spring, also the latest in party frocks, priced extremely low. Hats in ail the new tricky shapes, suitable for Miss or Matron. Buy at The Rex and/ Save. Make us your Headquarters for your Spring Outfit. The REX MILLINERY and Ladies Ready-to-Wear 317 West Hastings Street ^■.■H)-».l_|il_|,l->,l_|il-liH BEACON THEATRE! Stilts Friday, Feb. 23rd (ONE WEEK ONLY) First^Soviet Sound Film I "Road To Life yy Russian Dialogue • • English Titles Startling Drama of Russia's Wild Children "The art of Russia has always concerned itself with reality. "Road to Life" is an almost perfect illustration of what I mean. In it you have the natural drama of the Russian temperament in action. The misery of these children and their social recovery is accurate; just as they are pictured here, so I myself saw them in Russia. "—THEODORE DREISER. Beacon's Popular Prices Balcony (except Saturday) Lower Floor 11:30 to 6 10c 11:30 "to 1 After 6 p.m 15c . 1 to 6 20c After 6 p.m. Note—Balcony same price as Lower Floor on Saturdays 15c 25c \\ '■(• .■■f , yf.;Sn.§ • - .V-i,i. _3 Page Four ■ _H i J as THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, February 20, 1934 Students Take Lead In Title Race •<$> Varsity Defeats Occasionals 11-9 To Enter Finals Students Will Meet Ex-Magee In Cup Finals Alan P. Morley A thin scattering of spectators saw one of the most exciting rugby games of the season last Saturday at Brockton Point when the Varsity fifteen turned in an 11 to 9 victory over the Occasionals to enter the finals for the knockout series. Students Assume Early Lead The first half saw the Thunderbirds with a slight edge overi their hard fighting opponents all the way. Within two minutes a couple of three- quarter runs had advanced the ball far enough that Pugh was able to slide over for a try. It was not converted. The Occasionals then tightened up, and for the next twenty-five minutes play surged up and down the field with no definite superiority on either side. The clean turf and bright sunshine provided ideal conditions for the best brand of rugby and the teams obliged with a spectacular and thrilling exhibition of tho English code. Backflelds Shone Tho packs heeled well, and the backflelds were sure in their handling. As a result, confused dribbling was reduced to a minimum and exciting three-quarter runs alternated with efficient exchanges of kicking to keep the ball alternating from one end of the field to the other, and the spectators constantly on the edge of their seats. Legatt Scores At last a scrum near the center delivered the ball into the hands of fye, the Varsity half who got it away neatly to the three-quarters, and the backfield obliged with a brilliant run across the field and all the way back again, with Leggat receiving the last pass and sliding over the line near the corner flag. Dalton converted and the remaining two minutes of thc first half passed without further scoring, leaving Varsity leading 8 to 0 at the Interval. Second Half Thrilling The Occasionals came back to the fray determined to give a good account of themselves. They pressed hard and got results. After four minutes of play they duplicated the performance that got the Thunderbirds their second score, the ball changing hands eleven times ns man after man was cut down by the Blues in a vain attempt to stop their progress, BcLl Irving finally going across just inside the flag. It was not converted. Now the full-backs got in some fine work, and a very pretty exchange of kicks followed, Varsity at last being backed up against their own line, where three scrums took place before they were able to clear, and it was touch and go for several minutes. Students Penalized This must have made the Blue and Gold over eager, for in the next five minutes they wero continually off side and in quick succession suffered from two penalties, near the twenty-five yard stripe, both of which Bud Murray converted from awkward angles while the on-lookers held their breath. This put the Grads in the lead, 9 to 8, with about ten minutes to go. Thunderbirds Did Something The Thunderbirds then pulled up their socks, or preened their feathers or shook their wings, whichever Thunderbirds do when faced with such a situation and piled into the fray Mtith additional vim and determination. In less than two minutes they heaved, wiggled and dodged their way down toward the goal, and with Occasionals backed against the line, they got Pugh away again, and ho crossed near tho flag, getting half way back to the posts before being forced to touch. Tho convert failed again, leaving Varsity with a precarious lead of two points, ll to 9. Last Few Minutes Thrilling For the remaining nine minutes it was anybody's game. Up and down went the ball, with packs and backs working with precision and fight, determined to break through. First one line and then the other was threatened. The Grads nearly scored, but a penalty relieved Varsity. Then the Occasionals missed one awarded to them by an eyelash. A brilliant exchange of kicks wore out the last minute or two, and as time was called the relaxed for tho first instant in half on hour. The victorious Thunderbirds will •play the Ex-Magees, who upset all the dope by cleaning up the celebrated AU Blacks in tho finals of the Knockout Tournament, in tho near future. It should be worth seeing. Essnys Theses French German KAY MUIRHEAD TYPING General Stenographic Work Terms Moderate Work received in Arts Bldg., Room A. Night Calls. Bay. 2253 L. THE MIKADO-THE MUSICAL TREAT OF THE YEAR WE INVITE YOU to call at our studio and see the different styles and sizes you may have your small pictures finished in. Yours For Service 8.13 Granville St. Opp. Capitol Theatre Phone Sey. 5737 Men's Grass Hockey .Lose Last Saturday Varsity was defeated by Vancouver by a 7-0, score in a Men's Gross Hockey game. Vancouver opened the game with a mad rush that netted them a goal in the first minute of play. Varsity threw away a pair of good chances before Vancouver scored again to end the first half scoring at 2-0. In the second half Vancouver pressed hard and rang up five goals. Green, the Varsity goalie, made several brilliant saves, Bremner and Barr were also outstanding. Team: Green, Blackaller, Bremner, Noika, Clark, McMaster, Barr, Vanco and Ritchie. Sport Results English Rugby Varsity 11—Occasionals 9 Canadian Rugby Senior City 5—Meralomas 7 Soccer Seniors 0—Regals 0 Juniors 0—B. C. Boif 4 Basketball Seniors 0—Adanacs 321 Senior "B" (Girls) 21—Ryerson 11 Grass Hockey Men 0—Vancouver 7 Women 2—North Shore 2 Golf Championship Next Saturday The University Golf Championship will be held on Saturday, Feb. 24, and Saturday, March 3. The champion will be determined after 18 holes of medal play on each of these dates. The low gross score for the 36 holes will win the UB.C. championship. Prizes will also be given for runner up, low net score for 36 holes, best gross for 18 holvs and best net for 18 holes. Tho championship is open to members of the U.B.C. Golf Club. Membership tickets may be obtained for 50 cents from the executive of tho club, This entitles members to the special rates on tho University Golf Club. ,An entry list will bo posted on tho notice board at tho Caf. door. Entry fee for championship is 25c. Competitors are asked to arrange their own times and partners. The team to play th. University of W .will be picked by thc results of this tournament. Skiers Perform On Sunday The following are the results of tho competitions held by the University Ski Club up Grouse Mountain on Sunday. The achievements by the various competitors in this and next Sunday's meet will form a basis for judging the team that will represent tho University at Mt. Rainier in an inter-col- leginto tournament against the University of Washington. Ladies' Ski Race 1. Beryl Rogers 2. Olive Selfe 3. Mary McDonald 4. Nancy Symes Jumping 1. Doug. Manley 146.25 pts. 2. Jack Mitchell 113.45 pts. 3. B. Taylor 110.05 pts. 4. Beryl Rogers 109.45 pts. 5. Art Morton 107.25 pts. 6. Don McTavish 20.5 pts. 7. Jack Clayton 17 pts. Slalom Race 1. Doug. Manley 31.4-5 sec. 2, Art Morton 35 sec. 3, John Deane 51 sec, 4. Hugh Hammersley 1 min. 13.45 sec. All skires are advised to concentrate next week end on the slalom run, as this will be their last practice prior to the Washington - U.B.C. meet. This meet is to be held ofi Grouse Mountain, March 3-4. Tennis Tournament Re-Opens With renewal of fine weather tho tennis tournament which was halted last fall will again get, under way. The draw sheets have been posted, ancl participants are urged to play their second-round matches as soon as possible. Fees of fifty cents will be collcct.il by the executive. Greeks At Play Over the week-end the Greek letter men decided they needed some exercise so they played of the first round of the intor-fraternlty softball competition. The following are thc results: Alpha Kappa Alpha 11-Phi Kappa Pi 10. Chi Omega Psi 15-Sigma Phi Delt .! Alpha Delta Phi 12-Sigma Alpha Phi 4. Phi Gamma Delta 10-Kappa Theta Rho 2. Zeta Psi 14-Phi Delta Theta 7. Alpha Rho Sigma 22-Pi Kappa 17. Thc next, round of the competition is to be played before noxt Sunday. BOXING AND WRESTLING CLUB Soccer Eleven Draws With Regals In a regular league match which was featured by lusty kicking, robust checking, and loose passing, Varsity split the points with Regals at Memorial Park, no goals being scored by cither team. Varsity won the toss and let Regals kick off against the bright sun. The ground was hard and with an exceptionally lively ball the players experienced difficulty in controlling their shots. Still, the game produced some neat touches, though these were on tho infrequent side. Costain New Centre With Jack Martin watching the game from the sidelines through in- ] eligibility, the Students presented a| new centre-forward in the person of j Ernie Costain, and moved Archie Mac-1 Dougall up to his former position at inside-left, Jock Waugh filling his I place at left-back. Hugh Smith wasi starred at right-wing, and the rest of, the sciuad resumed in their old slots.' Yet the team on the whole failed to' show its true form. I Play Ranges tn Middle Field • From the outset midfield exchanges were the order of the day. Corners, j however, wero forced ot both ends, with resulting playa not dangerous, | Regals wero better than Varsity on high balls in this half ond worried the defenders, but Waugh and Millar McGill remained unperturbed. Towards the end of the first half, McGill handled in the penalty area on being hard pressed, ond Referee Marshall promptly awarded a penalty. Dale took thc spotkick, but shot wide. Varsity took tho ball into Regals territory, ond Gloag did well to hold a rasping drive from Davo Todd, who played a lively game throughout. Sutherland Rcplocc» Smith After tho turn-over play continued much ns bcfort». At this point Varsity brought or» Gerry Sutherland for Hughie Smith. Les, Hunter, nt left- half for the Iiv>crialists, and Mountain Man McLean, immediately behind him, were constant stumbling blocks to Kozoolin and Sutherland, but thc latter got through on a few occasions. R-gnls were now feeding their centre-forward with timely passes and Stan Greenwood was called upon to effect a number of saves. Jock Waugh repeatedly relieved the pressure with his heady play, and Varsity took the sphere to the other end, where MacDougall, supplied by Costain, was nearly successful. Dave Todd put in a pretty header from a rebound, but Gloag recovered just ln time. The ball was in midficld when tho final whistb blew, ond the teams went off a point richer. Jock Waugh nnl Bill Wolfe caught the eye for Varsity, while Hunter and tho whole Regals' attack performed well. It was gratifying to see quite n number of Varsity co-eds and men on the sidelines. Teams Regals—Gloag; McLean (J) and McLean (R); Reid, Dale, Hunter; Elder, Hoare, Allen, Waugh, Kelly. Varsity —Greenwood; Waugh, McGill; Thurber, Wolfe, Stewart, Smith (Sutherland), Kozoolin, Costain, MacDougall, Todd. COUNCIL SCARED? Council ,ln Its usuel "put It off tlli tomorrow what you can do today style," has not as yet accepted the challenge of the Publications board of this here University to a game of basketball. Some people are of the opinion that council Is seared, far be It from us to suggest that, hut !t looks as if we will have to agree with them. We have challenged and if the Tin Gods in high Olympus do not accept the challenge by next week we win by default. Hoo Hoo hn ray for the Pub. hoard. Tony Osborne This is Tony's fourth ond last year as guard on the Senior "A" basketball team. After he had seen one year's service Tony played on the team that won the Dominion championship. Since then the student squad has been a serious contender for tho title every year. Teny hopes to culminate his four years on the team and this season as captain by piloting a championship team. Student support will help him do that. Don't forgst Wednesday's game in New Westminster. Track Club Meeting There will be a meeting of the Track Club tomorrow noon in Arts 106 to discuss th'j remainder of the spring term's program. All members arc asked to turn out, ns tho chief topic to bo discussed will be tho Arts '20 relay, which will come off on tho 28th. Class representatives nre asked to (urn in the names of their entries for tho event to tho Ubyssey office within thc next two or three days; contestants must remember that they must provide their own cars to follow them during the race. They should let Sid Swift know about tlwir arrangements ns soon ns possible. It is impertaive that oil those interested in taking part in thc race should attend th. meeting tomorrow noon. i Secretarial Services Ltd. 713 METROPOLITAN BLDG. Sey. 8556 Typing Essays and Thesis—Special Rates The Boxing and Wrestling Club plan to stage on intcr-fnculty competition. Preliminaries will be run | off this week and noxt. Participants i will be clashed according to their, weights, ami will compete against, othvr faculties. Tho Club will ar- ( range tho match-vs and .supply ret'-j erees. ' Anyone who would like to take a' private sock at an Artsmah, Seience- LOST Waterman fountain pen, M. McDonald. Science 3i5, or return to Lo.-;t and Found Department. man, or Af":io. by mvans of cither lioxiiv; oi- wrestling, plea-o sign his name to the li't<; winch will be ported or get in touch with Dave Todd or Frank Joubin. Senior "B" Girls Basketeers Win Varsity Senior B girls basketball team proved their worth when they trounced soundly Ryerson Senior girls in an exhibition game at Ryerson gym. The Blue and Cold squad led from the opening whistle, tho half time score being Varsity 10, Ryerson 4. Ryerson did better in the second .half, gaining 7 points to 11 for the students. Final score, Varsity 21, Ryerson 11. Teams: Varsity—R. Evans (1), J. Thomas (2), M. Hall (2), M. Mlelish (3), A. Muntion (6), V. Mellish (4), J. Hen- ning (2), Haspel d). Ryerson—L. Doran (4), D .Doran, S. Milne (4), G. Wh.atly (1), D. McMillan (2), E. Doran. Women's Grass Hockey -«M--*---_-__-> . The U.B.C. Women's Grass Hockey Team drew 2 all with North Vancouver, loader in their division. The North Van. grads had not lost a game and were greatly surprised at U.B.C.'s persistent attacking. Ruthie Brandon and Ro&ina Mowat were outstanding players for U.B.C. Roth teams fought desperately in tho first half but failed t»_ score. At tho beginning of the second period North Van. suddenly rallied and tcored. Then Joan Wharton made a solo run and tied the score, Again North Van. broke the tie but again U.B.C. rushed tho goal and Eileen Allchin completed a pass mado by Dot Yelland on the wing which tied the score 2 nil. Margaret Henderson played a good game in goal and saved many good shots (.ft the North Van. sticks. Team: M.irgaret Henderson, Irene Wallace. Joy Campbell, Ruthie Brandon, Hvdcn Mayft--;, Robina Mowat, Ardy Beaumont, Lilcrn Allchin, Joan Wharton. Mary Young, Dot Yelland. Varsity Defeats Adanacs In First i Game Of Series Osborne Stars For Varsity Last Minute Rally Prevents Defeat Varsity defeated Adanacs 31-26 In tho first gamo of the series for the championship of the V. & D. league ond the right to compete for thc Dominion title. Tho championship will be determined on tho basis of best thrco out of five games, Tbe next encounter is to take place in the University gym. Wednesday night. Game Started Slowly Thc first half started slow, both teams being on the defensive. Play veered from end to end with neither team having a great advantage. Tony Osborne, captain of the Blue and Gold iive proved his worth when he scored 11 points in this half. Shiles of the Adanacs also starred when he gained most of the points for the New Westminster crew. The half ended with the score 17-13. Second Half Good In thc second half both teams showed championship calibre. Play was last and furious and both teams were working hard to cop tlie first game in the series. The Adanacs teom, which remained the same throughout most of thc contest, outpaced tlie collegians to lead 23-24 with five minutes to go. Jimmy Bardsley covered himseli with glory when he garnered five points for the students in short order. Bob McDonald put the game on ice when, with a few seconds to go he added two points to the Varsity score by means of tho penalty route. Osborne was outstanding for the students while Mayers and D'Easum were best for the New Westminster squad. Following are thc teams and the scores: Varsity— Bardsley (9), Pringle (2), Monsfield, Wiiloughby (2), Nicholson, Osborne (14), McCrimmon, McDonald (4), Wright, McKee. Total—31. Adanacs—D'Easum, McEwan (6), Joseph, Mayers (4), Matheson (5), Wright. Shiles (11). Total-26. Basketball League Finals Varsity vs. Adanacs o Wed. 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