@prefix edm: . @prefix dcterms: . @prefix dc: . @prefix skos: . edm:dataProvider "CONTENTdm"@en ; dcterms:isReferencedBy "http://resolve.library.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/catsearch?bid=1211252"@en ; dcterms:isPartOf "University Publications"@en ; dcterms:issued "2015-07-23"@en, "1933-01-20"@en ; edm:aggregatedCHO "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/Ubysseynews/items/1.0124017/source.json"@en ; dc:format "application/pdf"@en ; skos:note """ VOL. XV. ed Twice Weekly by the Students' PubUcations Board of The University of British Columbia VANCOUVER, B. C, FRIDAY, JANUARY 20,1933 No. 22 Varsity Deba Gird For At Home and Abroad —________—_»•>___—___»•——>■__» Professor Day Discusses Value of Debating In Meeting World Problems mmmm_aao»—>__——»«_•_——_—•■_— ' "University debating is a very valuable traininf for the futura leaders of society," states Professor J. Friend Day. "Val- uablb in discussing the problems of today. The historic debate on the Moscow Road quegtion illustrates most emphatically Just how keen thi public is in its desire to have different subjects dia- cugged in a frank manner. "One of the many important problems facing modern society Is 'Just where do the functions of governments end and tiie rights of Individuals begin? All<$> the more important because the present world wide depression is causing all kinds of theories as to changes and developments in our society. It ig plain to bo seen that the state haa been taking over more and more functions of late years, and in the minds of many there seems to be no end te the way in which individual rights are being limited-rights wen at great cost by our forefathers. The debate en Friday night will mean a frank discourse on a subject of vital importance to the city, tiie province and ihe dominion," Prof. Day eon- Ms ef Individuals Two UB.C. teams wtil be taking part In tiw Intercollegiate debates, in Vancouver, and one in Sas katoon. Beth teams will attempt to uphold the affirmative in "Resolved that this house disapproves of the rights of sovemments to interfere with the rights of individuals." If mean the first time In many years that U.B.C. will have won the McOeown Trophy. Nathan Nemetz and Ernie Brown left Wednesday afternoon for Saskatoon to do their share in proving to the people of Western Canada that debating is once more on a firm footing at U.B.C. Bill Whimster and Frank Miller perform against Manitoba representatives ln Vancouver. Both teams are In high spirits and are eagerly looking forward to tonight's struggle. Prominent Judges The Vancouver debate ia being held in the Oak Room of tha Hotel Vancouver. Professor Day, honorary president of the Parliamentary Forum will be in the chair. Several prominent legal minds will do the judging and contrary to the unfortunate result of the Imperial Debates will decide tbe Issue themselves. Ralph S. Lear, a pupil of Mrs. N. Palsley-Benn has kindly consented to sing before the debate. Advance ticket sales have been rather disappointing, the student body failing to respond as enthusiastically ns before. Tickets are very reasonable, 25c for students and 35c to the general public. Tonight in California Neil Perry and Vic Dryer match wits with California State's best in an attempt to decide the future of Western civilization. UfiOA 1 All FRANK MILLER Who is debating tonight in the Hotel Vancouver with William Whimster against a University of Manitoba team. The subject is "Resolved that this house disapproves of the rights ot governments to interfere with the rights of individuals." PROFESSOR DRUMMOND ON UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE The popular series of addresses sponsored by the West Point Orey United Church A.O.T.S., is to be renewed on January 23 at 8:15 p.m. when Professor O. F. Drummond is to give an address on Unemployment Insurance. A cordial invitation is extended to students to attend. A silver collection for local service work is to be taken. Frances Lucas Crowned Poet Laureate of L.C. Laurel wreaths—or, more colloquially, ivy strands — were bound about the brows of the Poet and Prose Laureate of the Letters Club on Tuesday night, when the club held its annual "Original Contributions Evening" at the home of Mrs. H. F. Angus. Frances Lucas won the award for the best poem submitted, and now holds the position which Ronald Grantham had last year. Dorothy Johnson has taken Bill Mathers' place as Prose Laureate. About twenty members assembled, each of whom had to contribute a short piece of creative writing. Poetry predominated as the most popular choice. Familiar essays, descriptive pieces, and parodies were also represented. After the readings and discussion, ballots were cast for the best work of the evening, and Mrs. Angus crowned the victors. Chamber Symphony b Lauded Large Audience Appreciates Noon-hour Programme The Vancouver Chamber Symphony Orchestra, under the capable direction of Mr. A. E. White, re* calved an enthusiastic reception on Thursday noon when it played to a capacity audience hi the Auditorium. The Musical Society Is to be congratulated on obtaining the services of an orchestra of this calibre, whose whole performance was vested with musical feeling and sincerity, combined with adequate technical abilities. In the opening selections from Humperdink's "Hansel und Oretel." the various themes were well contrasted, although at times a alight tendency to drag spoilt the rhythmic effect. This shortcoming was sniply made up for however, by the fine rhythmic swing and brightness of the concluding "Witch" valse. The string section of the orchestra were heard to especially good advantage In "Chanson de Matin" and "Chanson de Nuit," two songs for orchestra composed by Sir Edgar Elgar. . The happy lyrical quality of the termer song was well expressed by the players, but it was in the more sombre "Chanson de Nuit" that the best colour effects and shadings were obtained. A little more contrast between the Adagio and the second rather quicker movement would hav* Improved this last selection. i-3to orchestra was undoubtedly at its best in Beethoven's Overture to Fldello, the second of a series of four which he wrote for the opera. The dramatic possibilities ot the overture were fully realized by the conductor and the opening Adagio, in which the clarinets and basoons play the melody to the soft accompaniment of the strings, was especially effective. The Allegro, a movement Invested with many technical difficulties, was smoothly rendered, and the well sustained climax after the trumpet call led to a stirring close. Due to lack of time the orchestra was unable to give the encore which the audience very evidently desired. -C. F. L. Stadium Problem Discussed Council Considers Ways and Means To Complete Stadium Project Students' Council needs 11400 more in order to carry out the suggestions made ln the report of the engineers who recently made a survey of the stadium. This amount, together with the remains of the original stadium fund, will be suficlent to make the drainage of the field absolutely satisfactory, according to Bill Whimster, and Council decided on Monday night to bring the matter bexore the Alma Mater Society In the near future in order to find ways and means of raising the desired funds. Various council members pointed out that the field at present is of little use and that It would be a vary creditable achievement on the part of the present student body to put the stadium In proper shape, thus leaving it as a permanent asset to the students of future years. A possible means suggested for collecting the ' money was the time- honored method of each student subscribing one dollar via caution money Waivers. But council members agreed that however it was to be obtained, the money should be raised entirely among the students, i Tne Musical Society was given permission to play the opera "Iolanthe" for foungafghte-February 15, 16, IT, and 18. JRs.'ffgls night Is to be called "rusrfhlght" and will be open «*iiy to university students. Admission on this night will be only twenty- five cents. Another application ior the use of the Auditorium on the evening of February 3 for the presentation of French folk songs and dramatic art (Please turn to page Three) Japan Will Be Loyal To League of Nations Says Japanese Peer Dr. Inazo Nitobe, Eminent Statesman Explains League Relations "The League of Nations ig a crystallization of tears shed by women, and of blood shed by men. It is the work of millions-of men and women who have suffered in the Great War/' declared Dr. Inazo Nitobe, famed Japanese statesman and educator, who spoke before a capacity audience on Thursday afternoon in Arts 100 on "Japan in the Family of Nationg." Dr. Nitobe has nad an enviable «■- COMING EVENTS TODAY-Meeting of Arts '36 at noon In Arts 100. U.B.C. vs. Manitoba debate, Oak Room, Hotel Vancouver, 8 p.m. SATURDAY, Jan. 21 - Senior English Rugby, Varsity vs. All-Blacks, Brockton Point. MONDAY, Jan. 23-Address by D. A. MacGregor of Vancouver Province, auspices of history dept., at 3 p.m., Arts 100. Subject: "Sir Matthew Beg- ble." W. V. S. Meeting, Arts 100, noon. +.. Lecture Monday 6n Sir Matthew Begbie i In Arts 100 The career of Sir Matthew Begbie,! the colorful Chief Justice of early i British Columbia, will be discussed! by Mr. D. A. McGregor In a lecture to be held in Arts 100 at 3 p.m.Mon- day under the auspices of the History Department. All those interested in the early history of this province should not miss this opportunity to hear "the amazing career of the father of British Columbia judicature. Mr. McGregor is well known as the leading editorial writer of the "Vancouver Province." His lecture was given to the Vancouver Institute last week. French Clubs Plan Musical Novelty Novel and original dramatised interpretations of twenty-four French and French-Canadian folk-songs will be given at the University French Literary and Dramatic Society concert to be held on Friday, February 3, at 8:30 p.m. in the Auditorium. Students who have had little or no French in High School or Varsity need have no fear that they will be unable to follow the songs. The timing, costumes and stage settings will all make the meaning clear. In addition, there will be an English synopsis of each song. Miss Ethel Bassln, formerly a lecturer on methods In music in the Department of Education, has been appointed director. Mr. Ross Lort of the Little Theatre and Miss Sheila Boyd, graduate of the Art School are designing the stage settings. Mr. George Coutes has arranged several songs for string quartette and pianoforte. Student heads of committees are as follows: Costumes—Louise Poole, Arts '31. Lighting—Lyle Stewart, Arts '34. Publicity—Frances Owens, Arts '31. Tickets—Violet Thomson, Arts '34 and Margaret Maclver, Arts '33. Tickets may be obtained from members of the French Clubs La Canadienne, La Causerie or L'Al- louette, the University Box Office or the J. W. Kelly Piano Co, Ltd., 657 Granville street. The prices are SO and 35 cents (reserved) and 25 cents. SENTRY GORDON STEAD In the Musical Society's production of Gilbert and Sullivan's operetta "Iolanthe" on February IS, 14, 17 and 18, Gordon Stead will be seen in the role of the Sentry, Private Willis of the Grenedler Guards. Stead will be remembered for his work as Carpenter's Mate in "H. M. S. Pinafore" last year. • Institute Features Hospital Chief Of special interest to pre-medical students will be the next meeting of the Vancouver Institute, when Dr. Haywood will lecture on "The Healing Cults" in Arts 100 on Saturday January 21. Dr. Haywood is the superintendent of the Vancouver General Hospital, and it is expected that a large number of students as well as the general public will attend These lectures are free, and all interested are invited to attend. The meeting will begin at 8:15. Cob Comiders Solestial Visit - Gosh, that must be the great Bouchette yonder in the corner with furrowed brow. How he chews his pencil! Hither and yon flits Andy Lytle's renowned henchman Alberto, bearing sheaves of paper in disarray. Now and again a soft-voiced gentleman of sober mien approaches and whispers a few words of advice in the ear of our intrepid News Manager who ia chattering busily to her numerous lackeys. Mr. Eberts, the deposed City Editor, replete with corn cob pipe. Alberto Just went by again. Over there is the City Desk. St. John Madeley sits glowering, almost hidden by a mass of wire baskets and arranged on either aide of him are dependable henchmen of experience on the best college newspaper .toJKwtam Canada—CUbyasty to you.) Pat Slattery has paused now in front of the desk and is saying, in the best hard-boiled reporter manner, "They're sleeping well," with a nod our way. On the far wall is a huge map of Canada, In front of which three girl cubs are receiving instruction from an eye-shaded press veteran, temporarily dispossessed of his duties. He is not the only example. Back and forth all over the office wander idle news editors, columnists, and reporters, and if they bear somewhat amused and tolerant expressions we can hardly blame them—much. Ranged down the side of the capacious room is a row of desks, be- bore which serious-faced students clatter out stories ln two-fingered jerks across the face of copy-paper that is at least one familiar object. AMBITIOUS SCRIBE MARVELS AT CITY POUCEJLENTTUDE Ubyssey scribes who put out the "Sun" Tuesday were, on the whole, satisfied that they had seen all the inside workings of a big paper, but they were disappointed that the communist riot scheduled for Tuesday fell through. So certain was one scribe that the riot would take place that he penetrated the sanctum sanctorum of Chief Constable C. E. Edgett and asked what precautions had been taken. He received the brisk reply that police did expect no demonstration. Nothing daunted by what he considered a blind, the youth joined a Sun photographer to see Vancouver, and for most of the afternoon he and the camera-man travelled between Hotel Vancouver and City nail In search of "dope." They found nothing but a large number of spectators, plenty of cops and a few unemployed. The City Hall was closed to all but the press and employees and was guarded by six officers and a couple of plain-clothes men. R.C.- M.P. and city cops marched the streets in groups, and mounted officers paraded in formation. But there was no riot; perhaps the sight of hundreds of burly policemen had discouraged even the most ardent communists. an record In the realm of world affairs. After a distinguished career as an educationalist in Japan, the United States and Germany, he was honoured by his Emperor by being appointed to the Japanese House of Pears. He was Assistant Secretary- General of tha League of Nations for seven years, and served as chairman of the Pacific Council held in Kyoto in 1*29. Knew Wilson He declared that his interest in the League of Nations was largely engendered by his admiration for Woodrow Wilson, with whom he had been a classmate at John Hopkins University in Baltimore. The speaker disclaimed any similarity between the present League and former organisations for world peace such as the Holy Alliance. 'The old leagues were tin work ot a few men. Their harmony lasted only as long as the champagne lasted. Our League is the result of the desires of millions.' Dr. mtobe payed tribute to the Anglo-Saxons for their organizing genius and attributed tiie success of the League to Anglo-Saxon momentum. Japanese Attitude He declared that the attitude of Japan to the League of Nations Is a very delicate question. "I believe and hope that Japan will never leave the League." There were certain factors however that prejudiced the Japanese against the League. When the covenant was being drawn up, Woodrow Wilson vetoed a resolution signifying complete racial equality among the nations, which greatly hurt the feelings of sensitive Japanese. The refusal of the United States to participate in the League meant that ((Please turn to page Two) Wrm Lynott Frosh Pres* Ryan * Vice Bill Lynott was elected class president for Arts '36 at the freshman meeting in Arts Iw yesterday at noon. Pat Ryan carried off the office of vice-president, which la always allotted to a woman student. The meeting was not favored by a large attendance, and the motion was carried that the remainder of the elections be left over until Friday noon in the same place. The offices still vacant are as follows: treasurer, (man); secretary, (woman); literary representative, Men's Athletic representative, and Women's Athletic representative. Nominations may be tendered to the new president or Milt Owen. The main duty of this executive will be to arrange the details of the class party of Arts '36, to be held on February 3. Bill Lynott, In delivering his speech of acknowledgement following his election, which was by a large majority, called for greater class spirit that would make the class party a success. "Let's show that we are the best freshman class and put our party across," he said. In concluding he called for prompt payment of class fees, which are one dollar. Jack Shaneman or the new secretary-elect will receive these fees. Jim Ferris, whose nomination was also made for the position oi president, among others, withdrew his name, with the apology that with the coming of the inter-collegiate debate, in which he is to be a participant, confined his time. McGeown Debate Tonight—Hotel Van. 8:15 Two sasss wi: mm®? Friday, January 20,1933 (Member C.IJP., Mail SubecriptionsT ibgBHP i» Campus per year IDITOB.IN.CHIEF-F. St. John Madiley 8BNIOB EDITORS Tuesday: Stuart Keate. Friday: Norman Hacking. Sport Editort Day Washington News Manager! Franoes Lucas Associate Editors: Archie Thompson and John Cornish. Utorary Editor Kay Crosby. , Faature Edlton Ouy Palmer. Amistant Edltorsi Jack Stanton, Zoa Browne-Clayton, Boyd Agnew, David Jacobson. Exchange Editort Nancy Miles. ' Free-lancet Ernie Costain and Arthur Mayas. Office Assistants Janet Wggiabotham. REPORTORIAL STAFF Genera. Mary Cook, Darrel Gomery, Leslie Barber, Jeane Lskemsn- S&rYEnerjgws Blanehard, Doris MaDiarmid. W. H. Blmir^u^ Edgar ltert> Jimmy Moyes, Colin Mime, Ted smJtvmsmJts*^ TOTEM STAFF Editor Fat Kerr. Assistant Editor* Virginia Cummings and Leona Nelson. Asslstaatsi Ruth Madeley and Headley 8. Fowler. ' BUStNBSS STAFF Bwlasss Maaagan Beg. Fries. ?**«**** #*&« J. Balcombe, tm®Axtmv*ft* SHAME ON YOU FROSH! It is with considerable disgust that we learned yesterday that a mere seventy freshmen turned out to their elections. For years the Frosh have been noted on the campus for their pep and enthusiasm. This year the enthusiasm seems to have run to rowdyism and heckling—a thing to be deplored in any meeting, let alone one on the campus. Freihmen ghould remember that they are supposed to have reached the age of discretion. It was found necessary in the past to have the Junior Member act as class president lor the fall term, but if the example Arts 36 has set is carried out in future years, it will be necessary to deprive the Frosh of the privilege of electing their own executive. We gincerely hope that a better standard of behaviour is get at the meeting today. THANK YOU, MR. CROMIE We, the members of the Publications Board, would like to extend hearty thanks to Mr. R. J. Cromie, genial editor of the Vancouver Sun, for his kindness in allowing us to invade his newspaper and to edit three editions on last Tuesday. This is the second time he has allowed the Board to descend upon his offices, and we hope the event has now become an annual one. It provides 'pubbites' with an insight into the workings of a full sized newspaper, replete in all its departments, and which the Ubyssey cannot hope to emulate. The experience, however, is valuable. Long will we remember the hectic rush. T*i Apes & Ivory By Arthur Mayse Where he same from I don't know, but there he was, parched disconsolately on the radiator of the pub. office, munching an appta that I'd had my eye on tor some days nest He surrendered the apple meekly though, and looked up at me in shy* hoping- to-please fashion. "Par your ape/1 he said. "I heard you liked apes, and I want to be adopted." He was really a vary nice little ape, poUte—almost suspiciously so-ahd to all appearances well-behaved. "Alright," I Mid. "If you aren't a renegade from the Park, I'll be a father to you. New, where did you come from?" "I was part of a cargo from Nine- vah," said my new child, "oily that was a long, long time ago. I was mislaid, you see, and I can't remember all that happened sines. Bui-" here Me gsve me his shy smile again—ifs Class and Club ARTS 'St- Clase meeting in Arts 100 Friday. Every one out at 11:10 tor election ef President and ether important'bust- nsss. SHADES OF 1925 The renaissance of the art of debating on this campus is worthy of more than passing notice. Through the initiative and efforts of the members of the Parliamentary Forum and the untiring assistance of their Speaker, Professor J. Friend Day, an entirely new spirit has superseded the former state of decrepit inactivity. The fact thatlhe Parliamentary Forum is now fielding three teams of debaters, one in California, one in Saskatchewan and one at home is sufficient evidence of the amazing progress of the last year. The high standard of the teams fielded bears full witness of the excellent results attained. The debaters require only an intelligent and active public interest to place their art on a secure and permanent basis at this university and ln this city. The splendid audience which attended the British debate of last season augurs well for the future. To-night the team of Whimster and Miller meet a University of Manitoba pair in the 'Hotel Vancouver. It is the duty of every student to make this event a success, both by his own presence and by obtaining the interest of the general public. Student tickets are only twenty- five cents. The university requires all the support available from the public of this province. The debating activities should bring forcibly to their notice that a program worthy of the taxpayers' money is being carried out by the students. Debating is a real contribution to the cultural life of the campus. Headlines and Deadlines By NANCY MILES Epidemic The ugly head of scandal has raised its head on the campus of the University of Toronto, according to their edition of the "Varsity" for January 13. A student gazing skyward perceived hanging by a string from an Emmanuel College window, bottles. This is the college where the theologs live. Investigation failed to confirm the first suspicion but brought to light something equally serious. The bottles contained an insidious oil, which ferments producing en odor of cod fish, unless kept cool. So at last It must be told. Toronto theologs use Brilllantine. • • • Bright Idea The new governor of Washington, a Democrat, has had an idea about education. He suggests that the University of Washington lower its entrance requirements, in order that the less intelligent students may have the benefit of a college education. Almost any day we expect to hear of the honorable governor drain* ing the Pacific so that the timorous may learn to swim in shallow water. Epidemic "The Alarm dock," an undergraduate publication of Montreal made its much heralded debut early this month, according,to the McGill Daily. The editors are political adherents of the Cooperative Commonwealth Federation, a political body of socialistic doctrine. The now magazine was greeted with complete sale of the entire edition during the first two days after puDucation, which must have been gratifying. The sellout may be attributed however, to the realms of favorable publicity lt has received. The criticism offered In "The Bookshelf," a regular feature of the "Daily," was that it was expository rather than critical, and a more intolerant attitude was recommended. Somehow* one suspects that "The Alarm Clock" may after all, be simple student burbling. However, we may be leaping at conclusions, since a copy has not yet reached the Exchange Department of this paper. Not to be outdone, Toronto University has broken forth with a similar publication, entitled somewhat succinctly, "The Black Sheep." No Information about this magazine is forthcoming, beyond the fact that the idea of the title has passed over many heads. remind me somehow of my poor dead father-." "Good enough!" I checked him has- ttiy. "Now sees you're to get me poems and things from people. You can go to lectures If you like, and the nice ladles in the cafeteria will give you things to eat And since you're not a very big ape, you can sleep In the copy-basket." "I've been to a lecture already," he told me. "Dr. Sedgewick said I could come in. English l-c it wass there weren't many there, but it waa awfully Interesting. And look-hare's something I picked up for you already. A parody, and a good onel" The Conservative's Farewell To HlsFeopU And slowly answered Bennett from the bar, "I know not If my fate's a funeral car, But this I know; blasted by nature's curse, The old party waneth, yielding place to worse, And God fulfils himself through awful Fate Which we have hearkened to, but hearkened late. As for the Liberal party, well, It's hollow. ' But we must hope that somehow good will follow. Our faith must grow; by that it might be proved Mountains of Liberal dullness should be moved. Comfort yourselves, what comfort Is ln me? My only thought is, life's last hours flee. If I should vanish from this world of care Pray for my soul: more things are wrought by prayer Than this world dreams of. I have had my fun, I have played the devil, and that which I have done May God attempt to cancel. Someone prates Sinners can't penetrate the pearly gates; There is wisdom in the statement; even so, If Liberals may enter, I may go; For stranger things have happened, I surmise Than polities' ascent to Paradise. Howare you better than election gulls That nourish a blind life within their skulls If, knowing Ood, you ever leave your prayers For R. B. Bennett and his whitened hairs?" —TED PLUMMER. HISTORICAL SOCIETY The regular meeting of the Historical Society will be held Monday evening, January Si, at the home of Miss Helen Boutliier, MO West Ust Ave. Don Davidson wtil give a paper on "Nationalism in the United States." V. C. V, Friday noon in Arte IM at 11:10 the members of the Union will be ad- dressed by Rev. I. M. Danks, a well- known ralnlstsr of the city. Next Wednesday the Union is again to have the privilege of hearing Mr. B. S. Ciiabra. Mr. Chabra U leaving for India in the first weak of Feburary and we are very fortunate to have blm speak to us this time. A cordial invitation is extended te all student* rjice"to have youfor my father, Yeu P> «<>»• "»* j?y hfe mtm SAVE FOKO HANDS LnmusY iosum Impromptu speeches were given at the Literary Forum meeting held last Wednesday neon in Arts 109. Mary Timperly spoke on the Oxford Group Movement, Setty Attan on Travel Books, Kim Klllam on the first Book I Read, Kay Crosby on House Hunting and Clare Brown en Chicken Farming. PIULOSOPHY CLUB A meeting of the Philosophy pub will be held Tuesday, January M at # o'cloc- at the home of Miss Fiona Sutherland, 801 West first avenue. Miss Helen Hall will give a paper on "The Psychology of Suggestion." STUDY GROUP EN INTERNATIOAL AFFAIRS , he group will meet on Wednesday afternoons at 3 p.m. ln the S. C. M. room. Auditorium 311. "The Unseen Assassins" by orman Angell will be reviewed. A brush with the noble (and wily) redman has persuaded Gerald Prevost that arts has something to offer, even to a science graduate: THOMAS ANTOINE On a hot day last August, I met Thomas Antoine. I had Just secured a position with the Granby Consolidated Company, to prospect for them on commission, and aa the older prospectors called me "that green kid," I was flattered when Thomas Antoine consulted me. He waa just an ancient Indian, smelling abominably of fish, but he brought me a lump of copper 70 per cent, pure! Glorious dreams raced through my mind. I would be rich—those prospectors would never laugh at me again, if only I could bamboozle the old native into showing me the source of the ore. He was easy. For $100 he took me in his boat up the coast to an inlet that wound back Into the mountains. He guided me up a slippery trail, reached a rocky cleft, and pointed with his finger. I dashed forward and found pure copper—but less than a cubic yard of it. Thomas Antoine was such a simple fellow. I can hardly believe that he tricked me, and yet—and yet—well, I've come back to study psychology! THE DESERT When God made the desert He sent there to dwell Fiends all too terrible For place in hell. The fiends of the desert Gather in bands, They peer from the red buttes, i Co*'r**Pon<*ence j Editor, Ubyssey, Dear Sir: It may be that an Honour System and a Discipline Committee are incompatible, but it appears that, at this University, we have neither. This was particularly evident at the Pep Meeting held to "honour" the basketball team from Yakima. One cannot imagine that University students are not aware of the possible, and, indeed, quite probable results of shooting peas with a peashooter, from the gallery of the auditorium at those below, particularly when .many of those below were looking up. With regard to the students who were participating in the horse plsy one can think ot but two explanations for their conduct: either they were too embryonic to realise the probable results of their actions, or else they were callously indifferent as to the consequences to anyone but their little selves. (It might be noted in this regard that the child of one of Vancouver's workers in the juvenile delinquency field wss one of the most enthusiastic participants In this "sport".) With regard to the Discipline Committee there appear to be but three explanations: either they are not aware of the responsibilities of then* office as members of the committee, and, or they are too lethargic to perform those duties, or they did not have enough college spirit to attend the pop meeting at which the visitors from Yajtima were expecting to be welcomed. The first two are probably the more reasonable suppositions if one were to judge from the way student affairs have been administered in the last year or so. It is not likely that they would miss the pep meeting since, though they might not go to welcome the visitors to the University, minds of such calibre would scarcely fall to witness a Felix the Cat Picture. "But," some students will ask, "what is likely to result from this demonstration of 'University Pap'?" First, it is a fortunate accident that one or more students have not lost their eyesight. The inevitable costs of such injuries would not be borne by the "sportsmen" who caused them both because there were too many participating in this "sport" for the injured person to pick the guilty one, and because those who were participating were minors. Then there are the probable consequences to the University. Think of the publicity the University would get from such an accident. The members of the Discipline Committee were elected because the majority of the students had confidence in them; let us hope to see this confidence better justified in the future. Yours, SENIOR Simple.. when mu know how you can't make a out of a iow'i ear... to wt start with the choicest Golden Virginia tobacco money can buy. That'i why you get that smoothness, mildness and fragrance in Turrets ... ths most popular cigarettes in Canada. —end in Hot tins ef '" fifty |ad ene hundred. Quality and Mildness u CIGARETTES Imperial Tehasee Company ef Canada, Limited HOTEL GEORGIA Popular Jtendetvous for 2^^ ■fFe^M^^eSSSey • Banquets SEY. all Student Functions _. Dtaners Class Parttee 5742 NOTICE A meeting of the Women's Undergraduate Society will be held next Monday noon in Arts ISO for the purpose ef discussing Ifj-Jlnks. NOTICE TO REPORTERS Deadline must be more strictly observed. It is ten o'clock Mondays and Thursdays for all copy except reports of events taking place on that day, which must be handed in as soon as possible not later than three o'clock. "Just Where The Bus Steps" Pt. Orey •?, Night Calls Elliott 1SSS "ftttWOUr** MIS W. Tenth Ave., Van., B. C. Manuscripts, Essays, Theses, Etc Mimeographing, French Japanese Speaker on League of Nations (Continued from Page One) much of its value was lost. The idealists however persuaded the Japanese people that the cause of International amity would be better preserved with Japanese adherence to the League. Manchurian Situation Dr. Nitobe referred only very briefly to the Manchurian situation He regretted the fact that the League had thought that European methods could be applied to Far Eastern problems. He did not believe that the League investigated fully the Japanese basis tor provocation. However, he felt that he could rely on a fair-minded view of the question from the Canadian people. In thanking Dr. Nitobe for his address, Professor Angus compared the ideals of the League of Nations to those of the British Commonwealth.- Dr. Klinck presided. Jacoby Bros. LTD. 413 Hamilton Street Maufacturing Jeweller* lor Diamond Engagement Rings From $11.00 Watches • Signet Rings - Class Pins • Frat Emblems • Fountain Pens - Birthday Cards • Bridge Prises Birks WE GREATLY APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE THIS RESTAURANT has been a U. B. C. rendesvous for years. We hope it will be your rendesvous for years to come. We certainly try to give the best meals possible at reasonable prices. But if hi any way we can better serve you, let us know. Our best efforts are yours to command. 722 Granville Street lie? yourfdimity car No parking troubles, no fines, no dented fenders, no mainten- ancs expense. STREET CArV Heads on their hands. They see Ood walking The desert he made- High Ood in the desert, Alone and afraid. University Book Store Hours: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Saturdays, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Loose-Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books and Scribblers at Reduced Prices Graphic and Engineering Paper, Biology Paper. Loose-Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink. Ink and Drawing Instruments. Crepe Paper for Masquerades, etc. ALL YOUR BOOK SUPPLIES SOLD HERE Friday, Juuiuy 20,1933 tiMjSka&i I. R. C. HEARS REPORT CONFERENU University of Washington was host to the N. W. Students' International Conferenoe this year, and will be again next year. The campus forms an ideal Mtttpg for such a conference because of the facilities for group meetings as well as large gateerinf*. lie conference head- quarters were at Eagleson Hall, the University YJU.CA, where a registration and ^formation bureau la situated. A Registration •receded the addresses of welcome, the chairman of tne conftrenef, Mr. Shlfsaki Ninomya, outlined Sao general program for the day, and titedtlegates then went to their respective round-tables. The Round Tables on tiie Far East were under ihe supervision of Dr. Slam J. Anderson of Unfield Colleges thr. Fletcher Prockman, secretary for the Committee on Friend- shin between America and the far Ilii a*d Stag. Pollard of the University of Washington. Bound Tables on the World Boonomic Situation had as advisers, Prof. Angus of U.B.C., Prof. Mander ot Washington, and Prof, Preston also of Washing- A___k >_|,_t__4^_________i__A! _^M«'iiftM — - J* ■"■_■ Amm ten. ouMrmemem groups met unaer Prof. Noble of Reed College, Prof. Soward of UB-C- and Srof. Wilson of University of Washington. At 11:11 the conference assembled t« hear two addresses, the first by Prof. H. H. Preston, on the Outcome of the tnuaanne Conference, and the second by Prof. H, F. Angus of U. B.C. on the dignificance of the Conference ai Ottawa. A reception at Eagleson Hall was arranged by the University of Washington Club. Dinner at the Wilson- Ian Hotel was followed by a social hour. The Conference reassembled ln Guggenheim Hall, where, after purging the auditorium of certain blasphemous literary propaganda, the delegates and general public listened to two remarkable speeches. On the following morning the Round Table convened as before. At 11 o'clock Prof. F. H. Soward gave an address on the Results of the Disarmament Conference. Prof. 0. P. Noble of Reed College then analysed Recent German Policy and detailed the international consequences. The evening addresses were the outstanding feature of the conference. Dr. Charles E. Martin, of the Dept. of Political Science at the University of Washington presented a most comprehensive review of American Policy in the Far East. U.B.C. Delegates: Prof. F. H. Soward, Prof. n. F. Angus, Dr. J. G. Brown, E. C. D. Wilson, W. Gibson, K. Johnson, E. Clark, H. Fullerton, E. Fullerton, G. Luxton, H. Boutil- Her, I. Bescoby, A. Guthrie, H. Avison (Manitoba), L. Stravrlanos, F. Quail, R. Uchlama, J. Tanl, K. Thles- sen, M. Black, A. Broatch, L. Code (Manitoba.) Capittliim'i Effect On the Engineer "You must give thought to receiving a training broad enough at its bale to enable you to taxi on some occupation for which you have not specifically fitted yourselves. Don't commit yourself too early to one field." Suoh was the advice given by Prof. H. t. Angus to the V. B. C. engineering society Wednesday noon in Ap. Sc. 100, when he spoke on "The Economic Future of the En- CRUMBS FROM The COLLEGE BRED Cyrius de Serepanslo starts this column off with tiie latest in puns: "I jot a little slam by playing my Yakima queen." Professor Angus declared that there would always be room, in the future tor the man with absolutely first dass qualifications; If however, tho present capitalistic system continues after the depression, it la doubtful whether any but the most extremely efficient wUl be1 able to find remun- eretive positions. the speaker oonsldesed that, following the depression, one of three things will happen: either capitalism will continue with small changes; or, production will be Seliberatly alowed down; er, on the oonteary, every pes- sihle means will be used to speed up production. Since ths world Into which they will graduate will be run on one of these systems (or on the combination of the list two), it li of Immediate interest for prospective engineers, to know what to expect. ",fd«.>v Only if the last named condition prevails will the engineer come into hie s own, because it is then that highly trained minds and organising ability will be at a premium, stated the pWessor. Council Debates Stadium Problem (Continued from Page One) was approved by Council. The performers in this will be members of the French Literary and Dramatic Society, but the concert will be held under the auspices of the Alma Mater, Society. A financial report from the Big Four Canadian Rugby League was explained by Al. Pike, of the Varsity Canadian Rugby Club. Varsity receives no money from the league this season, but will hold a credit note for seventy dollars entitling it to second call on gate recipts next fall. This resulted from the fact that three of the other Big Four teams required money for payment of last fall's expenses, and therefore U.B.C. agreed to accept the credit note instead of cash. Council granted permission to the Varsity Swimming Club to send a tea mto Victoria on January 28, and to the Badminton Club to send representatives to the Mid-Island Championships at Duncan on January 20 and 21. The budget for Hi-Jinks was passed. • • • Following the suggestion of p. p., I think I'll start a scandal column for the fjosslp-hungry. The only dope I can lay my hands on for this week is the rumor that a little visitor is expected in Dr. Sedgewlck's office. (l» pjn. sharp): e e e And now to start something new. What do you think are the five most beautiful things of the oampusT If I wanted to be funny I'd lilt that cafeteria waitress, you know the one: Mortons Students' Council: the Dean's wave and the King's beard; cellar- door (I cant forget that); the photographer's stenographer. however, if I was trying to be serious what would I mention? The Anglican CoUege, the library at nitfit, and pel haps the view ef Howe Bound from the cliffs. And then I'm stuck. Ther* isn't one eo-od on the campus worth mentioning except Prudence, and the men are out of the question. I have come to the conclusion that this Is sn ugly campus. If you think differently send in your five most beautiful things to ••Crumbs" and I'll print them. • • • At last! A sorority Is rushing mc| What does it Sigma Phi? • • • Pet hate: Hate petting. Ihe Phil, lb* tname song: "One hour with you." ess Whet Is the theme song of the two deaf mutes? "We lust couldn't say good-bye." e • e The Muck Editor was editing tiie "death news" for the Vancouver Sun last Tuesday. "Goody-goody, two more people have died!" • • • Senior student goes insane trying to think of Pet Hobby. Recovers in mental hospital. —Merton Baker—That's more than I'll ever need. Condemned Criminal—I wish you'd stop hanging around here Q. B. 8,-Pshawl Why should I Patronize the Ubyssey Advertiser 9l^aBMHB__e___B-»J__-a_--et_--B-_____^ Because— HIS advertising makes YOUR Ubyssey possible, twice each week. Because- YOUR interest is HiS interest—HIS interest is YOUR interest. Because HIS stocks are complete and of the best quality—HIS prices are right—HIS ser- eervice to YOU is of the best. Because EVERY Ubyssey advertiser is 100 per cent behind YOUR University. Because— Each Ubyssey advertiser and ONLY the Ubyssey advertiser DESERVES YOUR PATRONAGE, The UBYSSEY Publications Board, University of B. C, Phone P. G. 540 for information CO-CO'S DIARY January 34: No relief yet. I put my clock back ten minutes every hour, but still I havent' been rescued. You know, there's a lunatic in this place. I was working out In the gardens, and one of the guests hare was pushing a wheelbarrow along upside down. I asked him why. "Idiot," he replied In a mUd, gentle Voice, "if I turned this right sis up, they would fill it up with earth, and make me push it somewhere. I'm not so crssy ss they think I am." It really is surprising what a lot of half-witted morons there* are around here. I was down to the swiimnlng pool tiie ether day, where I sew s man fishing. I watched him f$r four solid hours, but he didn't get a bite! The man must be in- cane, to waste his time like that. It probably Is my own superior genius (nit makes ordinary inteUi. genes look like insanity to me. ' Day before yeeterday, when I went down for a swim, a man in a blue uniform (there7* an awful lot of mem around hero) said ha was look- inj for a drowned man. I asked him what he wanted it for, and he get quite rude, Personally, I prefer my dolls. A corpse Is sc er-eo-you know what I mean, don't you thin*? Mussolini escaped yesterday, and took King Richard with him. When he was caught, he said he wanted to take the King for a ride. But they're not even friends! At least, they used to hate one another. Bats in the belfry. Cleopatra (the Second) tried to bake a cake yesterday. She was fol- lowing the White Knight's recipe, and the gunpowder exploded! Such fun! I thought I'd die laughing! Life Is > Problem? "We all know that something is wrong but we do not know what that something la-there is no quiet- i or peace," stated Mr. R. H. Birch, B.A., hu an address on "How to Solve the Problem of Life." Mr. Birch listed the problems which caused this turmoil under three headings: (1) How are we going to be satisfied? (2) What happens to our failures and sins? (3) What are we going to do about our relationship with God? In answering these questions the lecturer said it was no good to go to man to find the solution to the problem of life. "We must go to God. Natural man bears the marks of his parents, out if he goes to God he inherits the^ characteristics of Jesus Christ.' Mr. Birch concluded with the statement that "Natural man ia moulded by man with hla human failures but the'spiritual man is moulded by the hand of God giving him power and the desire to rise upward." ■•■_»_■« i He 43rd Return of Ckang Soey M > How To Wear A Tuxedo About the tux. or Tuxedo, depending on what you pay for it. Or them. A tuxedo Is an absolutely colourless garment consisting of 17 pieces. Or 18, depending on the studs. These studs are rivet-like affairs designed to hold the various pieces together. They are Inserted, with shattered dignity and a crow-bar, into the shirt at various strategic points, for the meaning of strategic, ask Xing John to show you his dictionaries. Or ask the C.O.T.C. In front, protecting the chest and tummy—or abdomen—is a cuirass (if that's the word we want) of stiffened shirt-material. Why it is stiffened we do not know. It is rigid enough to be uncomfortable, and yet not armor-piated enough to resist the onslaught of bullets, or icecream either. The collar is also starch-impregnated to such an extent that it has a saw-like effect on one's neck. Men have been known to commit suicide by rapidly rotating the head—and neck, of course—against the collar. The record time for. severing the jugular is 34 seconds, while the complete decapitation has been accomplished by one enthusiast in 3 minutes, 24 seconds. The runner-up to this last advice had a fish-bone stuck in his gullet, which materially slowed him up. If you wish to brighten up your tux, don't, whatever you do, wear loud yellow socks or a green tie, or something like that. The thing must be done subtly ,and unobtrusively. Try a pair of scarlet cuff-links to begin with. You may also enliven your ensemble by wearing diamond studs In your shirt front. I do not advise diamond studs for the back collar- button. And here may I interpolate a word of warning. Wear a good diamond—something about half an inch in diameter. Anything smaller is apt to be considered a trifle Wool- worthy. But do not carry this advice to extremes. Do not go to a dance with a tie pin stuck in your four- in-hand. Not even a tasteful combination of rubies, emeralds and lapis-lazull will do. Name—Chang Suey. Course-North Weft by East, with tops'ls oil. Activities: 1st Year-Vlvlsectlon. Killed during Spring term. Went to Hell. Met former Muok editors. 2nd Year-Resurrected. Took part In murder mystery. Invented Caf. CoffeeraM other diabolical machines. Was foully murdered, font to Heaven. 3rd Year-Say, don't ever go to c^d^JVg^t^'mii:: ~ ^0Wm ■ ________________ Show Good Teamwork in Exhibition Second Half Disastrous To Tourists By ARNOLD WHITE Varsity Senior A basketballers showed Tuesdsy night that their victory over Yakima during the holidays was no mistake when they again triumphed over them by a 40-41 score. As in the first game, the first halt wm close, the half-time score being 11-14 for the local boys, but Varsity ran wild in the second stansa and tossed' In baskets with abandon to out-score the tourists 22-7 . Yakima Load at Start Yakima started the game with a rush, and grabbed off a 4-polnt load before Nicholson dropped In the first Varsity score. The Southerners, however, managed to scrape along in the lead for the first ten minutes, until Campbell and Nicholson combined for two beautiful baskets, to give Varsity the edge at 9-8. The tourists called time-out in an effort to alow up the Blue and Oold squad, who were travelling at a fast pace. On the resumption of play they once more took a one-point lead when Captain Davis sank one from near centre. Soon after this, however, Laurie Nicholson and Rann Matthison, who had replaced Bardsley, ran in three beautiful baskets to give Varsity a dot mite lead. Half time came soon after with the score at lt-U. Second Half AU Varsity Tha Blue and Oold started the second halt with a rush, and soon had pttaned their lead up to eleven pouits. Campbell and Matthison were showing great form, and were sinking baskets with great abandon. The Yakima boys seemed a little upset at the way things were going, and began to shoot from well out Instead of working the ball in well. The result was that they were held to three field goals and one foul during the period. When Varsity were holding a nine- point lead at 29-20, Coach Allen sent in Ex-manager Mansfield for Nicholson. From the tip-off at centre Rann Matthison combined with Campbell and Ken Wright to score the prettiest basket of the game. Just before Bardsley came In to replace him, he scored two more beautiful baskets to round out a nice evening's work. He was given a good hand as he left the floor. At the same time Dick Wright replaced Ken Wright at guard, Pi Campbell going to forward. Varsity Press Till Finish Shortly after Nicholson came back on the floor for Campbell, PI had been playing a great game at both guard and forward, and got a big hand as he retired from the game. The new formation kept up the pressure, with Dick Wright running In five points in the few minutes ot play left. Substitutions by the Yakima squad failed to check the Blue and Gold who were under the visitors' basket as the gun went. The final score was 40-21. Captain Davis lived up to advance reports as a hard checker, filling his position at guard well. Bishop, snapshot artist, was high man for the Yakima squad with six pouits. He could get his shots away with amaz- the-hole plays. Campbell was outstanding for the home squad, both on guard and on attack. His ten points were well- earned, and represented a number of fine combination plays. The Varaity boys fought hard the whole game, and played more as team than in recent games. The teams: Varsity—Osborne (6), K. Wright (4), Mansfield, Bardsley, Nicholson (S), Matthison (10), D. Wright (5), Campbell (10). Yakima—Jones (S), Judy, Bishop (S), Antles, Movlus (4), Fields (5), Jerrit- son, Davis (2). BOB OSBORNE Captain Bob Osborne will have to Instil a little more fight into his Senior "A" Baakeball squad if they are to finish the season at the head of the Burrad League. On Wednesday night they lost thdr second straight league game to the Province team, and now have two more losses than the leading Sparlings outfit Rowers Plan Events For Spring Term Boat Club to Meet Washington, Van. Rowing Club, Brentwood and Junes Bay Athletic Association An eight-oared race with Washington and races with the Vancouver Rowing Club, Brentwood College and James Bay Athletic Association are included in tne program of the Boat Club during their fifteenth rowing season. This year the club Is making a radical departure from previous years, as the season is to extend from February 1 to June 1 in order that crews may profit by the fine spring weather. The club Is particularly fortunate in having secured for coach Dr. Rol- ston West, skipper of many fine crews in Europe and Asia, and himself an old Cambridge Blue. An Inaugural meeting is to be held in Applied Science 102 to-day. Old members are asked to turn out, and prospective members will be welcomed. Senior 'A* Girls Handed Defeat In the preliminary basket tilt on Tuesday night, the Women's senior team lost to the speedy Province quintette by a 25-16 score. Combining a speedy attack with perfect combination, the News girls ran circles around the students In the first half, chalking up 16 points to the Students' 4. In the second period, the Co-eds rallied and out-scored their opponents 12-9. This half was a much better exhibition of the Senior brand of could get ma snow away w.U4 «...«,- basketball than the first. The ing speed and Uttle effort, and was f™d «oore was 25-16 usually In the hole for any man-In *"»««"» - *««♦ «*»» ANNE'S TEA HOUSE The Right Place To Eat Lunches, Teas, Short Orders Home Cooking Moderate Prices University students feel at home here 4458 W. 10th Ave. Near Bus Stop Playing a fast and sure game, Kay Bourne netted 10 of Varsity's points, while Gladys Munton and Jean Thomas were strong at guard. For the Province, Betty Passerini and M. Downie were largely responsible for Varsity's loss. The team: Kay Bourne (10), Gladys Munton (2), Jean Thomas (2), Dot Hudson (2), Helen Joost, Audrey Munton, Andree Harper, Margaret Hall. WHAT PEOPLE OUGHT TO BE SAYING Plumber—Pipe down. Skater—Life has its ups and downs. Fireman—That burns me up. North American Indian—Is my face red? Street Car Conductor—And I told him where to get off at. Paperhanger — I think I'll stick around here awhile. Chiropractor—Back again, I see. —C. de S. Team Loses Second Game in Row, 33-31 Student Squad Give Poor Exhibition By DAY WASHINGTON Still ln a daze as far as league games are concerned, Varaity Senior A basketball team dawdled around on the floor for forty minutes and were decidedly outclassed in every department by the fighting Province quintette at the Westminster Arena Wednesday night, losing 88-31. Spirit Ucking Although the students almost pulled the game out of the fire In the last minute, they were, nevertheless, playing a losing game from the first, and no possible alibi can be offered for the defeat. Bather it may bo said that just as long as the team continues its Indifferent attitude, and plays more like a bunch of strangers than a peppy hard-working unit, then Just as long will it continue to be defeated. In the last two games there has not been hardly a single spark of team spirit or determination in the Blue and Oold camp. The team that had previously captured the admiration of every fan for its splendid cooperation and strong team spirit has, for the moment at least, bean self-transformed into a lackadaisical group of halfhearted individuals. Play Adanacs Saturday They have a chance, however, to redeem themselves hi a large measure on Saturday night when they engage the Adanacs for the second time this half of the league. A win for the students tomorrow, night will put them once more in a strong position for top place, while a lose may make It hard for them to grab a play-off berth. U.B.C. Ahead At Half Time With the score 10-7 against them after about ten minutes of sloppy playing, the Blue and Gold outfit got together on their combination, and Bardsley, Hooker, Wright, Nicholson and Osborne each scored a basket without a reply from the opposition to give them a five-point lead. After this rally the students wilted again and let Peeblea through to score two baskets and end the half 15-14. Score Tied Three minutes of play in the second period ended with the score tide at 18-18, but while Varsity struggled hard to get five points, the newspaper lads broke through for six baskets and a foul shot to take an 8-polnt lead. Varsity Almost Win With four minutes of play left, Pi Campbell snared a basket and foul, and started a rally that all but pulled the game out of the fire. Ken Wright and Nicholson each got a basket, and Bob Osborne a free throw to make the score 31-31. Ten seconds before full time Helem popped in a basket for Province to give them victory, and Varsity its second straight defeat The teams: Province—McDonnel (4), Bumstead (8), Henry (2), Smith, Hall (2), Helem (5), Heath (6), Peebles <€)—33. Varsity-Osborne (7), Wright (6), Nicholson (4), Campbell (6), Bardsley (8), Matthison (D-31. WOMEN'S GRASS HOCKEY Anyone unable to play, please get In touch with Irene Wallace, Captain of the U.B.C. team, or Addle Thlcke, captain of the Vanity team. WUl the people who still have hockey sweaters from Tuesday Emerson Hit Of Pep Meet For Yakima By V. L. That outside talent is unnecessary to give spice to U.B.C. pep meetings, was again proved on Tuesday noon. Amidst the clamouring of tho thundering herd, some In disguise in their red Jackets, the meeting started with a sissling Skyrocket. Harold King started off the music with "HaU U.B.C," followed by "Sleep, Come On and Take Me," but Judging from the applause, the arms of Morpheus embraced no one. The actual highlight of the program was undoubtedly 'Jack Emerson's playing of his own composition. Emerson's' versatility as a musician Is widely renowned, but he exceeded himself in this number. Many remarks were passed that Emerson should have' this as yet unnamed composition published, as it surely compares favorably with the popular hits of the day. The Yakima team, Introduced by Bob Osborne from the stage, were given a rousing welcome. We deeply regret, however, that our spotlight literally could not touch a certain member ot the visiting team, but the good-natured Yakimanian didn't teem to complain. In spite of the kindly audience offering him, in fact insisting that he accept, the remains of their midday repast, Milt Owen made an announcement that nominations for Freshman elections were due on Thursday, the latest Bill Whimster then spoke on the forthcoming Alma Mater meeting. "We want Mickey!" was the cry of the assembly, but Gordy Hilker made the startling announcement that a Sclenceman had Jammed the film Into tiie projection. (Strange how, after that disappointment, everyone's'generosity towards Hilker with their lunches was demonstrated) ... Oh well, thc way of all leftovers ... or sumpin'. The orchestra soothed the raging crowd with several numbers. Harold King enacted the ideal "All-Canadian Girl," and at last admitted himself a pansy . . . and in front of everybody, too. A modernistic "poem" was aptly rendered by drummer Malcolm Pretty who , ln his flowing robes and matted beard, did look quite the "prexy." King and Charlie Poulette then gave their interpretation of "Wabash Blues." Other featured numbers by the orchestra were "Goofus," and "Louisiana Hayride." Also, Emerson fiddled Mendelssohn's "Spring Song" with vo-do-de-o-dos and other sound effects supplied by the orchestra. After a final cheer, during which uncooked beans were showered from the gallery, Felix the Cat drew the meeting to a close by performing his antics on the asbestos curtain. (By % the way ... I like bean soup. There were lots of beans strewn around. To make bean soup, you wash the beans and coo«. them. We had no beans at home. We had bean soup for Tuesday night's supper.) NOTICE TO CLASS AN CLUB REPORTERS Copy for Tuesday's Ubyssey must be In by ton o'clock Monday morning at the latest. Ten o'clock Thursday Is deadline for notes for Friday's Issue. Executives will greatly oblige the staff by having their stories In the day before press days whenever possible. Only in this way can publication ln the following day's Ubyssey be assured. LOST Two dollars'(|2) last week. Finder please return to the Book Store. afternoon return them as possible to Marjorie Finch. SPORTORIAL At one time U. B. C. possessed a track club of which it could well be proud, but during the last few years Interest in this branch of sport has been becoming more and more laxa- daisical. Track is listed as a major sport, but athletic authorities around the campus are beginning to become very dubious Of its remaining as such. There is no reason in the world for this attitude as it betrays a lack of confidence in the students' ability to support an institution in campus athletics which has been one of our proudest boasts. With such men as Harold Wright, Canadian Olympic star, and Haddon Agnew, discuss and weight star enrolled this year, it's only fair that the students in the university should give the track club every support. Inter-Class Comments by Dick Ebon, SOCCER Just how long will it be before class representatives come out of their shells, and realise that they were elected by the members of (their classes to control the class athletic duties? Today, news reaches us that ln an Interclass soccer game the Theologs won a game by default from the Frosh —this is bad enough, but this happens to be thc second defaulted game of the freshmen. Only last week thc same question of organisation arose in tho lack of organization in inter-class basketball, and now tills weak it is soccer. If we're going to have Interclass sports at all let's get organised! I hear that the Soccer Club is seriously considering s project of dropping any team in the Inter-class Soccer League defaulting any more than three games. Only one more time, Frosh. Wednesday's Arte '83 Education interclass soccer meet wu postponed until next Monday—the pedagogues had a noon lecture. The two League loaders in the interclass soccer will play off for tho right to moat the winner of the Knockout series, we hear. If under any circumstances the winner of tho Knockout series should be a league winner, tho team standing second in that section will take the place of the league leader in the league play-offs. BASKETBALL Although Hal the great has been banished from the ranks of Arte '34, the Juniors have been busy rebuilding their squad and are pretty confident that they can take all the games which they are forced to re-play. Tommy Mansfield has left the class team for the Senior A team, but Biff McLeod and Oeorge Prlngle of the Senior B's should fill hi well. The re-vamped line-up swings into action with a game on January 26th against the Frosh. Freshmen bounce and dribble boys Inform us that Alec Clarke, Intermediate A, Is laid up with injuries. Gordon Douglas, one of the leading lights, will be in the game when they come up against the Juniors on the 26th. It looks pretty tough for the Freshles. Sen* Ruggers To Encounter All-Blacks Game to be Played at Brockton Point if Weather O.K. Eager To Avenge Previous Defeats By N. S, Squad Unless old King Frost lifts his frozen paw before Saturday, the rugger match between North Shore All- Blacks and Varsity will probably have to be called off. Those two aggregations have clashed twice before, and on both occasions, North Shore squeezed through with narrow victories, and sq Varsity Is out for blood. Despite the fact that a practice was impossible yesterday, the University of B.C. will field a strong team; in all probability the McKechnie Cup team ef last week will be used against the Tisdall Cup-holders. Owing to the completion of the Miller and Tisdall Cup schedules, this game, If played, will be an exhibition. Varsity Fielding Same Pack Headed by Rogers and Morris, the scrum will be the same as that which opposed Victoria last Saturday, with the possible exception of Max Stewart, who wu injured. Button, Senkler and Gross will play flrstwtk with Brown, Pearson, Sogers and Morris ln the secondary phalanx. INTERCLASS SOCCER NOTICE The games In the interclass soccer league for next week are as follows: Monday, January 23, Arts 33 vs. Education. Wednesday, January 25, Arts 36 vs. Arts 34. Friday, January 27, Aria S3 vs. A.T.C. These will be the last league games in the Arts league. After these have been played off, the league will turn to the knock-out series to determine the league winner. With Tye at half and Kenny Mercer at five-eighths, flanked by Young and Art Mercer, tho three-quarter Une looks u speedy u ever. Cleveland and either Owen or Leggatt will fill the flying wing positions, while Brand should be holding down tho full-back berth. The men are anxious to rectify a few of the flaws that crept Into the game hi the first McKechnie Cup encounter, and u a result, are osier to play u many games as possible before they meet Vancouver "Reps.'* With plenty of practice and plenty of support their chances of taking the prize silverware this year seems u good u either of the other teams. Swimming Club Elect Officers At a meeting of the Swimming Club at noon Wednesday the resignation of Anna Fulton, secretary, and Ron Wilson, treasurer, were accepted, and Isabelle Braldwood and Jack Mlllbur respectively elected to fill these offices. v The Lower Mainland League Gala on Friday, January 20, wu discussed and suggestions received concerning the annual dance to be held February 22. The club Is to send a team to Victoria on February 4, selected on the results of Friday's gala. Sasamat Barber Shop Our Motto IS Satisfaction Ladies' and Gentlemen's Haircutting 4473 10th Avenue West Ambulance Scare False Alarm Visions of battle,, murder, and sudden death flashed across the minds of scattered observers on the campus yesterday as an untoward sight met their eyes. Escorted by the law, In the well- known form ox Sitting Bull, a large ambulance clanged down the Mail. Was it another Arts-Science brawl, now a thing relegated to the more prosperous past, when one ruined suit—or senior—more or less didn't matter? Had some freshman, in a belated mood of vicious revenge, attacked and done for a sophomore? Or vice versa? Had the secret of the Spring Play been revealed, and "Alibis" proved useless? The campus was athrill with expectation. But all in vain. The vehicle hesitated at tbe end. of the drive, then turned back without stopping, and sped down from Varaity without collecting a single victim. The un- dergradate yen for gore wu not satisfied on this occasion after all. 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