@prefix ns0: . @prefix edm: . @prefix dcterms: . @prefix dc: . @prefix skos: . @prefix geo: . ns0:identifierAIP "c79b220f-366c-4c41-a6a3-0a56c8021683"@en ; edm:dataProvider "CONTENTdm"@en ; dcterms:alternative "The Courtenay Review and Comox Valley Advocate"@en ; dcterms:isPartOf "BC Historical Newspapers"@en ; dcterms:issued "2015-11-27"@en, "1913-05-01"@en ; edm:aggregatedCHO "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/courtenayrev/items/1.0068044/source.json"@en ; dc:format "application/pdf"@en ; skos:note """ List Your Property witli Island Realty Co. We Can Sell It THE REVIEW VOL. 1 COURTENAY. B. C. THURSDAY. MAY 1. 1913 NO. 23 Don't Wait Only a few Lots left in Terminal Sub-division. Yonr last cnance to get a lot in a cleared field at bed-rock prices. Drop ns a card and we will call and show yon plans. REALTY CO. P. L. ANDERTON, Manager Phone 22 Courtenay, B. C. Courtenay HouseFupnishing Stores for Kitchen Tables, Kitchen Cupboards, Kitchen Cabinets, Kitchen Chairs and Stoves or Ranges Bedroom Furniture Dressers, Wash Stand, Chiffonieres, Brass aud White Euamel Iron Beds in all sizes and styles. Courtenay House Furnishing Store B. F. KRAUSE, Proprietor "Bayview" Sub-division Is Now on the Market The Property of the Comox Logging & Railway Co. Situate on the Nanaimo Road, between Carter's and Roy's Several Lots have been Sold but we have some Choice ones left. Acreage at the Price of Lots In Blocks of 1 to 8 acres. Prices $150 to $300 per acre Easy Terms For Sale only by CAMERON & .ALLAN Real Estate and Insurance Auctioneers and Valuators Notary Public and Conveyancing Willard Block Courtenay LOCAL LINES Mr. Watt-horn was at Vancouver this week. The Board of Trade meets this (Thursday) afternoon at 3 o'clock. Mr. J. Johnston has purchased a fine black team from Mr, Field- house. We hear that Cameron & Allan sold S lots adjoining the station this week, A boat load of hay and live hundred sacks of crushed oats are being brought in this week by tlie Byron Crawford Peed Store Local view post cardsat Peacey's Drug Store. ice cream parlors are Fresh ice cream served Swan's now open daily For Sale��� Young pigs, 7 old. $5 each. Aitken, Road. Sandwick. weeks Upper Wanted���Young man desires room and board iu private family. Apply box 3, Review office. For Sale���Fresh milking cows. Apply Edward Evev Clayton, Parkins Farm, Sandwick P. O. When you want amateur photo supplies go to tho Courtenay Photo Studio. Local views for sale. For Sale���Gasoline launch, 16ft long, 5ft beam, 2 h.p. engine. Apply j. Johnston, Courtenay hotel. Book keeping and auditing, monthly accounts made up. Terms moderate. Apply. T. A. E. Daniel. Found Adrift���6 Boom sticks and chains, stamped V. Apply, Thomas Knight, Point Holmes, Comox, For Sale ��� White Wyandotte Eggs, 5c'per egg or $4.00 per hundred. Apply, Chas. H. Pigott, Lazo P. O. White Wyandotte eggs for sale��� $i per settiug ; also a few at $1.50 per setting. Apply E. A. Mitchell, Sandwick P. O. Lost���Large white sow���particulars as to whereabouts will be thankfully received by Geo. F. Russell, Lake Trail, Courtenay. Any one having baseball suits belonging to the Courtenay Baseball Club will kindly return them to F. Faber at the Restinorej grill, at once. For Sale���Automobile, 30 h. p. E. M. F. In use one year and a half. Has run six thousand miles. Apply, J. R. Johnston, Courtenay Hotel. For sale���Thoroughbred Plymouth Rock and brown Leghorn eggs for hatching. Apply Herbert Shopland, Sandwick P. O., Phone- R90. If you have anything to be sold by auction, see Cameron and Aallan *��nd get it listed in their sale which will be held in Courtenay on Saturday May 10th. The pure bred imported Perch- eron stallion "liesigne," owned by the Comox Horse Breeders Assn., will stand for the season at the barn of Mr. J. Milligan, lower road. For Sale���Seed potatoes early aud late. Good croppers, same that helped to get the cup at New York for British Columbia. Apply T. C. Woods, Sandwick P. O, Phone R 96. Just arrived at Willard's Harness Emporium: a fine line of horse blankets, lap rugs, trunks and suit cases at all prices. Harness repairing promptly and neatly done. Wesley Willard, Cumberland and Courtenay. Get your flower and garden seeds at Peacey's Drug Sore. The annual meeting of tlie Comox Co-operative Society will be held on Tuesday May 6. The management request a full attendance of members. One of H. B. Dawley's valuable fox terriers was run over and killed by an automobile belonging to the manager of the Acadia Trust Go., one day last week. Courtenay's new chemical engine was tried out again on Monday evening Aud whether or not the chemicals were at fault, it is certain that tlie pressure did not come up to the warranty, and the citizens would be very unwise in accepting the machine until it is demonstrated that it will do so. Gamewarden Dawley has received a supply of firearm licenses. Local nimrods who want" to carry a gun can secure one now. Th.re are three classes, prospector and settlers, these are free. There are also licenses for local sh*>oters and for big game. Mr. 1). Kilpatrick ha* agreed to j sell his rrghts to the water, now 1 coming down the- creek, to the 1 Water Company. The Acadin Trust has j ust erected i a handsome new sign. It was made I by J. Sutton a-nd painted bv Colin Campbell, Iotas', men, who are loth ; artists iu their respective Hne*.j P. J. Morrau was taken into custody at Couloir,, by J Hawtay, I ona charge of forging K. Mare&n's name to a cheque for $40.15. He i was taken to Xaii.irnio oitThuiaulay I last by the constable. I Messrs. Hardy A Bisect con- [ducted an auction sale of heavy horses for Fieldhouse BrrjR., on Saturday last. Owitrf to- the inclement weather thure wa? not a very large attendance of buyers. Bert Whipple had another automobile accident on Saturday kast. While returning from- Cotsox, something went wrong with the steering gear and the machine ran into the ditch. She negotiated several logs, but baulked at a Stomp, PARKSVILLE (Niuioose District) FARM LANDS AND WATERFRONT Twenty Acre Blocks of Bush Uuuls at t40 per acre; 1-5 Cash; Bnlhmrf, in 5 Annual Payments, witli Interest at 7 peccenfj Write or call (Ml us for information Hickey & Thwaites PARKSVILLE, B. C. *************************************����������������*���������*��������� ��� ��� *���& rf** .'*" 1 \"""i ��� ��� *fV The OldestJEstablished Real Estate Agents and Auctioneers I A Large Listing of Cleared and Bush Lands, Ranches, Bungalows and Town Lots I Union St. Courtenay, B. C. ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� a> ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� * ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� ��� BEADNELL & CALLIN Real Estate, Financial and Insurance Agents 1 SOLE LOCAL AGENTS FOR E. & N. Railway Lands Station Subdivision, Courtenay Auto For Hire Phone 26 Batteries ami Accessories Kept in Stock Courtenay Auto Livery GEORGE W.WUMAD REPRESENTING Commercial Union Assurance Co. Norwich Union Assurance Co. London Assurance Corporation Phoenix Assurance Company Gresham Life Assurance Company Canadian Railway Accident Co. NOTARY PUBLIC P. 0. Box 209 Telephone 24 Courtenay - and - Comox, B. C. J THE COURTENAY REVIEW, COURTENAY. B. C YOUR BABY'S SKIN *SrS '-' $$��� hSfK n*s AGED PEOPLE cannot properly masticate solid foods an 1 digestion is ol ten upset���they do not receive the needed nourishment to make strength and preserve health, but if aged people everywhere could only realize the strcngth-sus- taininn nourishment in Scott's Emulsion they would t.tlsc it .titer ever)* meal. It possesses the nourishing elements of end liver oil, tlio vital powers oi tin* liypoptiospliltea of lime and soda anil Uie curative qualltlenof glycerine, allso perfectly combined that nature Immediately appropriates them to create strength nourish f/ie organs and build the 'jody. H relieves rheuuta- tism and ailments due In declinlng years. II adds to the span of life, Refuse substitutes for SCOTT'S, Bcoti N. Bowne, Toronto, Ontnrto 12-63 All Out of Town Full ot nope and energy, the young reporter was sent to the Burburbs to write mi account of a lire that was Is the m���st ,|,,*|oato fauria in the alleged to i��* raging thitfe, . world. You may cause it peroianuu. As a matter of.fact the tire was sn hnrin by using polaoaous mineral oinl- ' small that it hod been put out In three menu tor the little rashes nnd erup- nan 11 quarter minutes, and the lire [|on8 niat every bab) suffers from I brigade had gono home long ago. occasionally. Don'l take any Still, the reporter was as pensever- chances, 1'se Zam-Buk, the baby's Inn as he wns Inexperienced, so be up- Dea| balra. proaelied tlie house eli -ily an.l; y.anilluk s made from fine herbal knocked upon the door. e'xtraeta, nnd i* free from nny harm- Mr Vatg'hta in'.' in* asked iem"t'e"v fni poisonous coloring matter, Like ni' the handmaiden who answered bis tap grasses and the (lowers, nature has summons,, I colored ii gr it is nature's own NO, ill lie the reply; lie's nut. ' lli'alcl'! Mrs. Yalghts? Mosl ointments und salves have, as Nn, sho's nui also. l tbelr foundation, ynrlous animal oils Well, snld the cub reporter, wo werf ami fats, Zam-Buk dens nol contain Informed that you have a flro here, und one atom of animal substance, Must I've come tn reporl ointments uiul salves are ion coarse uii, that's um inn: Biiapped i!r* to he absorbed by ih' teuder delicate maiden, as Bhe gently closed the door, skin of a baby, and remain mi the ' skin nn Irritating muss. Just put a Tis .1 Marvellous Tiling.���When tho mil" Zani-Bul* on baby's ^u 1 n. and see curea' ftcetod by Dr. Thomas' Eli ctrlo how soon ii is absorbed, Bhowlng con- Oil are considered, the speedy and elusiu'ly lhai tho pores ol the skill permanent relief it bus Jiroughl to are greedy for 11 the Buffering wherever ii has been Use nothing-but Zam-Buk for baby's used, ii must be regarded us a mar- .-Uin troubles und wash wlfh Zam- vellotia thing thai so potenl it merit- Buk Soap. cine should result from the bIx lugred- Zam-Buk Bhotild also be used ror lents which enter Into Its oompoBlt- cuts, burns, Bcalds, ecuema, piles, ul- I Ion, A trial will convince the moat cera, etc, All druggists nnd stores Bkeptlcal of Its healing virtues, ; s-n ut 60c, box, or posi free from | Zam-Buk t'n., Toronto, for prlco, lie-;. I've nui a new attachment fer the| fuse liurmfitl substitutes and i mi tu- j rami!) piano, said Mr. Qritmbler, ami tlons. ii's wonderful, What is It'J Tom���Dltl Miss tloxley qnlertaln A lock and key. * your proposal? .laid; tin iim contrary, my proposal' scrim d in entertain her, SHIPPING FEVER Influenza, pink eye, (pliootlc distemper, ami all none arid throat ttlseasDi ourea, and ail others, no matter how "exposed," kept from having any ni ihen,' diseases with HPOHN'S UQUID liis-noMl'Kt: entn. Throe tu six doses ut'trn ouro a ease, ua,' imitl'' guaranteed tn do sn. Real thing for brood maros. Acts mi tin blood, Boo, and Ji ml.'. M .nut su ,i rtomin bottles, Druggists and l.nii.vs shops, Distributors Al.l. WHOLESALE DRUG- QISTB. srot-'N medical Co., Chemists, Qoohon, Indiana, U.S.A. The Housekeeper WHO WOULD MAKE WASHDAY EASIER, CAN DO SO CY USING Eddy's Eddy's Indurated Tuba allow the water to retain heal longer and never rust. Bring - ade in one seamless piece cannot splinter and so the danger of snagged fingers and torn clothes Is eliminated. Used In conjunction with Eddy's Washboards Washday looses Half Its Terrors PILFr, CURBO I"! i'i TO 11 DAVS , v������,. ,i.,,.,...i,.t ,v,n refund >i..iii.-v ir t'A-'.o OINTMENT falls tn cure any ease nl Iteh- ng, Him,I. Bleeding or L'roti tiding Piles in ii tn 14 days, rule. Certainly Do ynu think it right to ri Pet r deduced in Rssh iess mgw Hie hard Butler Glaen/.er, .New ' essayist uiul critic, said a' the *��rs' club; Poetry is delightful, Bill poetf so very poorly paid, l know a mil-1 to pay Paul, llonairo who has a beautiful, golden tf I happen to bo Paul I do. to her empUwMUi'e other'dayV '"j Mlnard's Ltn'ment Relieves Neuralgia. Kidney Disease end Grave. Caused I am going to gol married, sir. And1 j am going to marry a poet. In the sixth grade at Irving school Dear me, said the millionaire, Then1 the teacher was questioning u boj you will have to leave us, oh? No, sir, site replied. I shall not leavi you. Hut 1 shall need more pay, MALE HELP WANTED AGENTS WAf'lTtD Wanted���Agents for Hail and Windstorm Insurance. Apply The Canada Weather Insurance Company, (Dominion License), Winnipeg, Man. Ktiensst Sufifaeina d;rotl by Be*. Chase's Kittiity-LSwar Pills. REAL ESTATE PROFITS Wc i.lv lu ll<' prpperly of sterling n wi ,n.- prepared to gunrnntee profits. "Oin WOODLAWN," BT. VITAL, ami "DREU 1,00013" properties nre good In vestment a We wnnl it good agent to reprenenl ns in every town. For tennfi apply, STEWART & WALKER, LTD, Sterling Bank Building, Vinnioeg "] im, i waste lime wi Itlng If you Tne Soul of a Piano is the Action. Insist on the "OTTO HIGEL" 1'ip.no Action iouI Napoleon's disastrous Invasion of RusBla und the subsequent retreat j from Moscow, What did the French do then? she, asked. They rin away, said the boy, Yes,' that Is wha-t th -y did, said the teacher, bul ran sway is hardly the correct pbraBC to use. What should you have Bald. They heat i-,1 he exclaimed, proudly. ARE GROWING IN FAVORJVERY DAY DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS PROVING, THEIR VALUE AS A FAMILY MEDICINE j Quebec Man Tells How They Helped Him and CurEd His Nephew of Kidney Disease. Mr. W. South Hani, Wolfe Co., Que. (Spec- That rtist,as(.s ���f the kidneys cause bill. ���There is i'resh proof every day lhl, greatest suffering is well known, 1 lhai as a family medicine Dodd's Kid- and when stone or gravel 13 formed ney i'ills are growing In favor wiih in the bladder the torture is almost the people of Quebec. Jttsl to quote beyond human endurance, an example, Aiuuble Plnard of this The disease should never be al- nlace says i'i an Interview: 'owed to reach this dangerous stage. Paiii3 in the small of the hack, pain | "Dodd's Kidney Pills helped my Pains in tne smait oi tne duck, pain ;�����---- b-cWo. . P-vol. and �������$^ �� *������� ���� heart disease, from whuh I suffered ^e,ght ,,,,, ()f lhe nc(l(1 (lf nr chase.fl for twenty years. . Kidney-Liver Pills to regulate und In- "They have nol yd cured me com- VjSOrate tnB kidneys and restore these pltely, bul ihey did comple rly cure organs to health, my nephew, who Buffered from kidney .i!r, ye-, Smith. Pert Dalhouslc, Ont., 1KST AMD HEALTH TO MOTHER AND GHfLD. disease." writes:���"For some years 1 was af- Mtua,Wikblow's Sootiiino svrui* ims been Dodd's Kidney Pills always cure fllctod with kidney disease and gravel medforover SIXTY YKARShy MIUdONS_of i-'dnev diseas". They will complete In Its most severe form, Waving nften ^f!u^:^ii,:l'i:i!,^!V^!:ea^^"-|5| Ai'alde Plnard'. cure: hecause all the a .toppag e ��-���.^^��%��\\�� aooTUBS ih<- child, aoi'TBNS the gums. | diseases mentioned are the results of 'he most dreadful agons. ab tne run A'.i.AVsali PAIN ; CURES WIND COLIC, and is tin- iwst remedy U��r UIAKRItajA. t It i�� atv aoha.ty harmless, Be sure and Wtoatow's Soothing Syrup," nnd l��nd. Twjnly-livecelUa 11 IkjIIIc. ,.; ,,, . ,i; ,.,. . -I",,.... ,.;,,.,,.] the ease wore on me I became reduced In ,,..:.-,.'....,�� ,,.,,, kidnij ulsease. ino> curea aii fl sleepless nights. No Mlutely h.miles��, Be mire and auk for "Mm. young mans ltldnej disease quickly, j b) t flo murl| for m6| Wlwlsw'a Soothing syrupy and take.��o other because II was taken In us early and , ngefl n.;(ny mediemoa without stages. Ainahle Pinard's troubles are ohtI,|n|nar more than temporary relief. ~ : id' twenty years' standing and take a j,.y attention was directed to Dr. fBHTA ail ��rr*rrr-i-rirn#�� longer treatment, Chase's Kidney-Liver Pills, and by rKElC IU ALL SUrt'XnERS. '���''"' moral is, lhat \\i you cure yonr ���i\\.v^ mis treatment the disease was kidney disease early with Dodd'B Kid- crnuicatpd from mv svstem In less ney Pills yon will never bp troubled than six months. I have gained in with' rheumatism, gravel, and other weight, sleep well, nnd feel better; diseases thai are caused hy sick kid- 'ban T have forJwenty ye art*, now talllns o do Ihelr work Dr. Chase's Kldney-IJver Pills, one neya railing to no tnoir wora, p))| r 9n^ nci Q ))nv a|] dM.0T|i nr _. ��� r-i-nnson. Bates & Co., lilmltcd, To- Time ionto, ''I1.KS. lttouttel'o\\ ���urrei from kidkey, hi.* CHRONIC WHAI NKSSI S.UI C utile, fur my FREE book. ��tt*iCAi.nnnK KVKRWRIT1BH>ITThI.I.3AM riboutlheM ,*:��,��'��� i .-,:t,1 (lit i ii m \\H\\ \\ i, | ,*, | pi | ( | mi hy THE HEW FRENCH REMtDV. Nat. N.2 N,3 ��� "-������-���--- nderlda .1UK8ELP pjrirurMttdr lorvotiH own alimsttli Don'l ien4aouit. Afeaolnt^lvFREC. Nn'tfilliiwiiii'iit. nuii. I Mr i.kci.kkC t��\\tu CO. HAVSRSTOORKD.UAHIItrEAO. LONDON,ttNQt ��� .���' ����� ����Jafc.���� riihnvn iitnu. in. THERAPION! Money Talks. Isn't it linn* yours bad something |)OX'T WftSto your lima t'i*;iiriiie '" S1IV ont why a black lien lays' a j WartB wn) ,,,���,,���,. ���,., The average free show is worth just about that much. ., . . prettl"si Only fools are certain, Tommy. Wise wiiitti egg. Oct busy nnd jump (hands unsightly. clear the excres- men hesitate, Into your I.I./VTIII.It LABEI cences away by using Holloway's Corn A,.,, v0��� ���,���.,,, unole�� 1 Cure, which acts thoroughly and pain- y(,s certain of It' jlessly. ' ' i Mlnard's Liniment Cures Burns, Etc. A heavy, short-cut oil for farm machinery Clings to the bearings and insures the least possible friction and wear. Moisture and changes of temperature do not affect it. The choice of the most successful farmers. SI &&*"��� Gas Engine Oi! Used and recommended by the leading engine builders all over the country. Keeps its body at high temperatures. Equally good for external bearings. El Dorado Castor Machine Oil Capitol Cylinder Oil Thresher Hard Oil Silver Star Engine Kerosene Imperial Motor Gasoline Mica Axle Grease OV>:U-IIALLS and get the egg. Then He Tslls You When one meets a friend these days one does not say: Hew do you* i do" But, How is your cold'.'���and as ' a rule, one gets away with it. Stock carried at 300 tank and warehouse stations in Western Canada. For addresses, price lists, etc., write any agency. THE IMPERIAL OIL COMPANY, Limited Mam Of fit*): WINNIPEG Regina. Moose Jaw, Saskatoon, Edmonton, Calgary, Lethbridge, Vancouver. XHB MEN. THE lidl!. .. THE-- Leather Labei GVEn-rlAUL COMPANY, LIMITED, SlANCrACTCKKKS nr High Grade American Over-Hauls, WilLKEUVII.I.E. OXTAHin. Tear thia out and mall it to ua with your name and address and we wl'l send you ono of Our celebrated CORN COB PIPES. FREE. JJarne Totrn Prov y&ardealer's name _ Town Prov W.N.U. 941 CLEANS THE HANDS No matter how soiled they are. Crease, Ink and nil other stains conic off with Sua;,. Leaves the hands soft and white. Antiseptic. ALL DEALERS :.!���::./. .V.Y.I/' SNAP COMPANY. lUlll El). - Montreal. U*) to Date Of course you know the story of thp Irishman who was painting a fence and who worked for all he was worth in order that he might get his job lin- lshed before the paint gave out. It was one nf I hose jokes our grand-1 ; mothers laughed at before our grand-] lathers bouglll razors, i The hero again, is an Irishman, but! this time nol a painter. Oh, no, a chauffeur driving his master home from the country late one evening. The nearer the car approached the- I town the faster II weni until, when] about ten miles out, it was travelling i at something like fifty miles an hour. Steady, man, steady! cried, tho ; master to his servant. If you go on like this we shall get held up by the ! police. But the Irishman set his litis flrm- 1 ly, made the car go faster still, then ��� hissed: We're s-ttll true miles from home. ' sir, and I've only enough petrol for three. If wc hurry we may just do i it-. Well Put Mrs. Stuyvesanl Fish at one of her beautiful dinners In New York, saldi of a woman whose daughters had all I married well! A woman like that hates to lose | her daughters���and yel���well, I sup-, pose her feelings are pretty well ex-| pressed by tlie homely story of the washer-woman. A washerwoman whose five girls had married well was left all alone with her old husband, (nil she said: philosophically about the girls' loss: 1 misses 'em and I wants 'enr. but golly, I misses 'em more'n I wants 'em. London.-���A chimney shaft a hundred feet high lias been erected In rarkbouse-street, Camberwell, by a laundry company, and when otilv one brick remained to be placed in th" top, Miss Murdock, daughter of th i managing director, climbed up the inside or the shaft and ftxea It. London, England.���Sudbury, (Suffolk) town council has approved of a site on Market hill for a memorial to Thomas Gainsborough, the famous artist, a native of the town. The memorial has been subscribed for chiefly by London artists. Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pills are made according to a formula in use nearly a century ago among the Indians, and learned from them by Dr. Morse. Though repeated attempts have been made, by physicians and chemists, it has been found impossible to improve the formula or the pills. Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pills area household remedy throughout the world for Constipa'iou and all Kidney and Liver troubl ��. They act promptly and effectively, and Cleanse the System THE COURTENAY REVIEW, COURTENAY, B. C. 1\\ UPS ANDJOWNS. Pilgrim Joe, Striving to Do Good, Is Unappreciated. HE FINDS HIMSELF IN WRONG. And Is Escorted From the Town of Get Away Quick by the Hilarious Populace���The Snow Is a Frost, and He Is Out $60. v By M. QUAD. (Copyright, ISIS, ny Associated Literary Press I LBTION fur my hand un the high- ways. I.onlt for my gnyly painted WHgnti, Come nut to Ilie gate tO see tne. Have your tnniie* ready. Ask fnr uieilleiil advice If you think yen need It. There Is hul oue Pilgrim .Ine. As I abided in lhe linvn of Last Chance fnr a lew days while suffering the ii III id Inn nf a ciirtiiincle mi my neck ) received a letter from the mayor of Ihe town of del Away quirk. asking me tn eottle over there us soon us tilde and show my show nf moving |iletureS and bring along a largo slock uf Til grim pain allevlaiur. The aforesaid alleviator has now been before lhe public fnr many years, nud lis certain "HB SAID 1 WAS A FKADD." ���nd marvelous virtues are known to all, hut I cannot let till.* opportunity pass without saying Unit: It Is u remedy for despondency. Two doses cure the earache. It acta like magic on disappointed love. Oue bottle will assuage tbe deepest aorrow. If your wife bas eloped the alleviator will make you glad of it. It cures ingrowing toe nails and palpitation ut tbe heart. Thousands of people who were standing on tbe verge of Ibe grave hnve been yanked back and come lo weigh 200 pounds by investing in a single bottle. The Joy Returns. Whenever and wherever yon find a druggist selling iny alleviator you need ask no further references. He is re- ipeetnble nnd honest und can be trusted with the Fourth of July contributions. The carbuncle having busted nnd a ���olig of joy come hack to my Ueurt, 1 vet out for the town mentioned, and after u long day's drive 1 reached Ibe came. On the way uiul without anv seeming cutise for It tbe soug wns hushed on my lips, my joyous soul clouded over, and I found myself Hiking a despondent view of life. I wrestled Willi Ihe feeling for n time and ftnully succeeded In throwing it off. but later ou 1 came In understand Unit it wns u warning Unit I would hnve done well to heed. I laid skeerce entered the town of Get Awuy Quick when t wus struck by a certain air of general levity nud recklessness. Tbe mayor came forward to shake hands with me, and while doing so be whispered In By ear: "Old top, I've got it nil Used for you and ine to he pa ids In a game of poker and clean up the town." I replied that I never Indulged In poker except wben 1 felt tbat the heathen of Africa were short of small rbnuge, and the mayor seemed to freeze up on me. lie had skeercely left me when un alderman suggested thnt ] go In wltb him on u horse race and scoop the town. 1 gave him a discouraging reply, nnd he left me with a threat on his lips. Then a third citizen approached me. Ile was a deputy sheriff, und he wanted me to ring in a tooth paste with my alleviator nnd beat the public and whack up with him. When 1 referred him to my spotless reputation for honesty he shook bis fist under my nose and said I wns an old hypocrite and a fraud. The landlord of the tavern Inquired if I had brought along nny loaded dice, and when I replied that 1 never dealt tn such things he also called uie names nnd hinted tbut I was a cuss wbo need ed taking down a peg or two He Starts Something. ; As the similes uf evening gathered I over tin* rooftrees and tumbled down i Into the streets I went fnrlli from the tHvem. and I set up my slnntl in the public square and announced (be vlr I lues of my Pilgrim pain alleviator | There wasn't a man lu the crowd who , could sny that I was nut hottest nnd | sincere, and I atotal ready to produce any number of eettlrlentea, but it was ' nn use. I never struck a town where they needed Ihe nilevlutur worse, but not a bottle would tbey nny, Among other things I assured llieiu: Tbat If a man hadn't been left hang- 1 Ing ton long Ihe alleviator would feature tilm to life. That heart disease gave way before It, anil consumption look to lllght us (OOII as it saw Ibe ynller label That there never wns a divorce case In a family using It. That It Iiuil live limes the enthusiasm uf brandy at one tilth tbe coal, Thai it Wllulo barrel of wblskv don't contain the warwlioups uf a single hut lie-. Hut talk was useless, and when I found It est t naked the crowd h> follow tne lu die bail whore 1 was lu exhibit my moving pictures. DcsiMug to let tbem understand thai I was nnt tu tbe business lor gain aud thereby rebuke tliem. I iiiinuiniccd thai the BllOW would be free In nil. Including cross eyed men. Tills put some life lulu (belli, and tbey tagged on behind, 1 opened the show by exhibiting n picture of tbe beef trust raising tbe price of liver -Hill |km* cent. Wherever else tbls picture bus I u exhibited it has been greeted with dismal groans, as showing the feelings of the musses. Hut In (his Instance a man tuod up and swung bis bat and shouted! "Hurrah for Ibe beet trust! Long may it wave! Let's bave another 400 per cent raise!" He was cheered for live minutes, during which several products of the vegetable kingdom were thrown my way. I then followed wltb a picture of Washington crossing lhe Delaware. Wben tbis spirited picture was exhlle Ited In the town nf Come Off over 100 free American citizens sprang tu their feet and cheered until live lengths of stovepipe fell clattering to the Hour During the excitement tbut folluwi I some one picked my pocket of %,, but I did uot lay it up against him, I long ago discovered that when nn American citizen's pairiutlstu is appealed tn he'll do most anything to show bis desire tn die for Ills country. Ho Is a Frost. In tbls Instance tbe picture did not receive one single cheer, though I kept It In front of the audience for live minutes, When iny looks expressed lhe ustoiiishniciit 1 felt tlie mayor got up und snld: "Move blm along! ��. Wash, ls a back number! (ilve us something up to date!" I did. I gave tbem the picture of the congressman found guilty on two trials of stealing government land not 101) miles from their town, und was about lo deliver a brief lecture on the enormity of Ids offense, wben the crowd rose up and begun lo cheer and hurrah. Tbey said the congressman was a bully liny, witli a glass eye, and that they would sign a petition for Ids pardon. 1 choked off my remarks and exhibited a picture of un orphan girl starving on Ihe streets of New York'. Not oue sympathetic sigh did I hear from tbe audience. 1 shewed the saipe girl dead on tbe sidewalks, and several persons broke Into laughter, 1 showed tier entering tbe gates of heaven after her trials here ou earth, and tbe mayor rose up unit suld: "Tbis 'ere show seems to be a good deal of a fraud, and if il: don't improve 1 shall treat It as a fraud!" He Leaves Town. 1 then exhibited a picture of n trust buying up all the butler, eggs and vegetables In tlie country and holding tbem for a rise, while wurkinginon and their wives and children were eating burdocks to keep life ill them. Wherever that picture has been exhibited it has been received with wildest enthusiasm, und iu two cases men have gone mil uf the balls with shotguns to pepper members of Ihe trust, and here It wus a deud failure. Nobody cheered and nobody groaned. After a painful period of silence u red headed mnn rose and said be bad a duty to perform. It was a duty he owed lo himself, tn bis town and to bis country ut large. While I wns wondering what be wns getting at he came over und hit me a swat un the jaw that rendered tne un conscious. When 1 recovered 1 was being escorted out of town by n band ot hilarious citizens, and before turning' buck tbey made it plain Unit if 1 evei entered the town of (let Awuy Quick again 1 might lose my valuable life. Opon easting up Ihe damages I found they bad injured me to tbe extent nf $tK), to say nothing of Ihe humiliation to my feelings. 1 was cast down for an hour or two, but finally charged it up to protlt and loss, and tbe songs nf gladness came back to my soul again. A pilgrim Is one of the fellers who can't keep ou the grass long. A MITE OF A REPUBLIC. CAREFUL OF THEIR COWS. Moreanet Is Only One and a Quarter Square Miles In Extent. The smallest state In Kinnpe. the autonomous republic <>r Moreanet Is un the boundary between Uertuaii) and Belgium, Muresiiet bas an area nf barely one uud a quarter square miles uud a pup- iiiatinn uf b\\fiiK> u owes its existence lo ii boundary controversy for the control of n once Important zinc mine. A boundary commission settling the frontiers of Helium! and Prussia after the fall of Nitpulenii in IMI was unable to agree upon the ownership of this liny piece ot aland, wllh lis valuable milling rights, and dually left tbe question for future settlement Neither power was In occupy It, and It wus iidinlulslei-cd jointly by the IWU stales lit practice the Joint administration snun resulted in au udinlnistratinu by neither stale, and tlie ��� uiiiniunlty became iiiilnnniiiuus under the protection mid tutelage of Prussia and Holland and Inter of I'I'Usniii uud Belgium, In IS-II Ihe two guariiuicelng countries regularized Ibis and formally gave the district its own Independent administration It lias nn courts, hut litigants run choose between the Belgium and Prussian tribunals in beginning litigation, which is subject tn ttie laws neither of (iermatiy nor ot Belgium, hut uf the ancient Coda Napoleon,���Chicago Inter Ocean PRIMITIVE ARAB LIFE. Desert People Still Have th* Customs of Abraham's Time. In tlie wild deserts Arab life is as primitive as III Abt'iihniu'a time, Sheep are still slain tu seal a Vow, The salt or bread covenant Is observed, and when a man dies Ids lent is lorn dowu unit destroyed, Old names such as Joseph. Mnses and Alexander are still In common use among Arabs, though pronounced "Yusuf," "Musa" and "Skaudar." To divorce his wife a mini may repeat tlie formula ICnt telek three times. Usually saying it once makes the woman behave, and its repetition is not necessary. Tlie "evil eye" superstition Is common, and tbe tlrst Injunction given a visiting foreigner by experienced Arabian travelers Is thnt he must not point ut animals or persons lu Arab settlements. Arabs say a man gifted with this malign power can look at u bird Hying tn tbe air and tbat It will drop dead: that if be chouses tu east Ills wicked spell on a camel it may go lame ur a child so selected will lie struck blind None nf the lower cluss can read or write, but tbe Arab is noted for his ready wit and his habit of speaking iu allegory.-Christian Herald. The. Human Brain. In estimating tbe size of the human bruin In comparison with tbe brain of other animals we must figure on uot only the positive size, but the relative. Were this not the case man would stand below the elephant aud whale, as the brains of those creatures fur exceed man's In positive size, while us regards relative size tbey stand so far below him that, while the brain of the elephant amounts tu about the tlve- hnndredth and that of the whale to three-thousandth pan of the bodily weight of these animals respectively, tlie braln'of man varies from onethir- ty-til'th to one -thirty-seventh of Ills entire weight. This shows the immense superiority of the human brain as compared wiih the brains of the lower uul- mala.���New \\ oris American. Dogs That Hunt Crabs. A collector fur tne Loudon zoo has succeeded in capturing several crab hunting and crab eating dogs In Brazil. The dugs are half fox, but tbey do uot seem to cure very much for poultry. They have been known tn turn lip their buses at nice, fat pullets uud go fishing fur crabs Instead. The dugs bunt lu packs iiluiig the banks of the rivers in the Amazon valley, and lhe crawfish and tn ml crabs of that region are their especial prey. Tbe crabs often put up a vigorous light, but tbe dogs have a way of turning tbem over and biting them lu a vital spot just as the thoroughbred terrier polishes off a rat- New York Herald. The safest way of not being mrs miserable Is nnt tn expect to lie very baccy-Schopenhauer. Unfair Advantage. A school Inspector, examining a class In Rible history, asked, "Can any boy tell me what bird Noah let out of tho ark?" There was a long silence, and then the smallest boy in the class put up his hand and answered. "Please, sir. a dove!" Tbe Inspector expressed his surprise that only tile smallest boy in the class knew the answer to the question. "But please, sir," replied oue of the Doys, evidently touched by this reproacb, "his father keeps a bird shopf���London Telegraph. Cautious. "Is Mrs I'rettytuce in mourning fo�� ber husband?" "Can't say Only now she's In black for blm."���Baltimore A mer lea u, II Is difficult to rest ir yon are doina aOtbiUg.-ltOIUUU Proverb. Isle of Jersey Sees to It That the Greed It Kept Absolutely Purt. Ondoffbtedly the little Island of Jer sey has been enriched by tlie pm'll nf tts cuws in modern days potatu rain lug and fruit culture have helped, tint It is the solid, continual pmtit ul Uncut! le that has made tlie Island rich. So eiil'efully du they lend them there nnd so frugal are they uf waste In trodden pastures, says Our Dumb Animals, that iliey actually tether their niilmaU. and the children ur Indian* servants shift tbem at morn, uuuu and iilght Gentleness Is tbelr cue lu handling the calf. Which, after a dose nf mother's milk, bas tu be content with skim- milk, or sklllegalee She Is hnllered and fill by hand and becomes docile ami gentle and when two years old yields Indoors ur nut her biitllltlftll bucketful or frothy, rich milk to lhe quiet wuinen folk who milk her. The Jersey breed Is kept pure by stringent laws ttgulusi ibe Importation of foreign stock. The summer pasturage Is very rich, aud cattle remain out from May till October, but during thu winter they ure always comfortably housed. Tbe milk Is used almost exclusively III making bolter. A good Jersey will niiike an average of a pound uf butter every day,In the year. The Jersey Is beautiful in fnrtn, nnd tier abutindlng dairy products make her a favorite with tbe household, an ornament to nny farm or estate and a source o( great protlt to her owner. CURIOUS CUSTOMS IN INDIA. Dancing Girls Aro Married to Idols Representing Gods, Parrots nre taught In India to spend a large portion of tbelr time iu repenting thu names of gods, and such a spokesman brings a great price, especially among business men. who lin- uglne that by owning such a parrot their spiritual treasures are accumulating wliile they attend to their usual occupations. Many of the dancing girls In India belonging to tbe temples are culled tlie wives of Ibe gods. At an early age they are united In wedlock to the Images worshiped in the temples. Tbls Strange matrimonial --ouiieetlnn is formed In compliance with the wishes of the parents, who believe It to be a highly meritorious act to present a beautiful daughter iu marriage to a senseless Idol. Tbe only foreigner wbo ever saw the Inside of tbe great Temple of Juggernaut was an Unglisb officer, who succeeded in gaining admission by painting and dressing himself like a native. Wben tbe Brahmins discovered that their holy place bad been thus defiled they became so enraged that all the English residing at the station were obliged to flee for their lives. Suspecting tlieir pursuers to be more desirous of gratifying their avarice than their revenge, they strewed silver money by the way, and while tbe natives stopped to pick It up tbey gained time und succeeded lu reaching a pluci of safety.���Philadelphia Inquirer. ' GREEK FIRE. Secret of I Great War-like Invention nl the Middle Aces. The composition o. the Ureek tire used by the ancient- bus been u subject oi much controversy and while it bus I ii pretty generally settled as t.�� what constituted it. yet there is still a discus-led question tu to all tin* in- gradients contained, The name Creek Ore was a; plied to the Inflammable and destructi.a mni- pnsitiuns that were used In warfare- in the middle uges and especially by the Byzantine Creeks ut the sieves uf Constantinople. What distinguished Greek lire from the other tires used al th - period was tbe presence ol quicklime, which waa well known In give rise to u large development ul beat when brought into contact with water. Tha mixture Was composed ol such mat.'rials aa sulphur mid naphtha with quicklime in .1 took lire ipotnYanei u -ly when moistened- whence lhe name d! Ait til', or s'-a. lire. Imuiii tins mixture, which produced a Click smoke and u loud explosion, proceeded a tierce and obstinate flame instead ol being extinguished It was nourished and quickened by the element ol water; and sand or vine'iir were the only remedies that could check the lory of tli:s powerful H|*bnt, It wus poured Irom tne rum- parts nf a besieged town in larp" boilers or launched iu red-hot balls ol sioiii and iron, or darted In arrow* ami javelins, twisted round wit.l flax and tow, which had deeply imbibed the inflammable oil. Some tiroes it was deposited in flreshipa and ti* most commonly em ited througb long tubes of copper, which were plante I nu tlie prnw ul galley, ami fancifully shaped Into the mouths of lavage monsters that seemed to vomit * stream ol liquid and consuming fire, The important secret ol compound* Ing and directing this artificial (tame was Imparted in the latter part of Um seventh century lo tlie Creeks, or Byzantines, ut Constantino! 1 in Syria, who deserted from the - rvice ol the caliph to that ol the i u per or, Tbe skill ol a chemist and engineer was equivalent to the succor of tint fleets and armies, and tbis d - >very or improvement ol the military art was fortunately r rved lor ' * distressful period when the dege. eratl Unmans ol the east were incapable of contending with the warlike enthusiasm and youthful vigor of the .>a.-:i~ cens. The important art was confined] about ���1(H) years to the Romans if the east. It was at length either ered nr stolen by the M ihai aedans and in the holy wars ol Syria and Egypt they retorted an invent! u . contrived against themselves, beads of the Christians. The osa the Creek, or, us it might, now called, the Saracen tire, was Continued to the middle of the 14th century. Winter. I bave never doubted the fact thnt winter was reully at heart a jolly good fellow, brusque, but sincere. Ills bark Is worse than his bite. If yon expect smooth phrases or Butteries from bis lips you will lie disappointed. His language Is vigorous, direct and effective. Ills reign ns "ruler of the Inverted year" Is absolute. Ills qualities are distinctly masculine. We think of spring as a shy maiden coquetting with the breezes, summer as tbe perfect flower or gracious womanhood. Autumn reminds us of a widow, to whom bereavement bus brought a chastened melancholy. Bnt winter is the vigorous geiitl an with the wisdom and Judgment of age, strong and unyielding where great issues are at stake, yet withal revealing ut times ii winning beneficence in both looks aud actions.���Suburbun Life. Oriein of the Heel. It is said that the heels no*v worn nn shoes bad their origin in Persia, where they took the form of Bat wood on sandals to raise the feet and rr - tect them from the hot sarul. I* waa many years afterward that, this fashion was Introduced into Venice, bits the reason for its adoption in this case is said to bave been qnite deferent. Here the originators of fine ' fashion were jealous husbands who reasoned tbat tilt���'�� ladies thus '.'quipped would not venture far outside the precincts of their dwelling. Those heels were called "clogs." and in order to satisfy the vanity of the wearers and nerhaps to sweeten the pi!'.��� ll at is, the discomfort of appearing .r\\ them���they were elaborately ad irned, sometimes being incrusted with gold and silver. The height of the clogs detumined the rank of tbe wearer. Michelangelo. Miclv langelo while paintirc; "The Last Judgment" fell from his scaffold ami rvriv'il n r^ainfu! injury io the leg. He shut himself up nnd would not see any ��� - . Bacio Ron- f-.ni. a celebrated physician, cai i- hy accident to see him. II f- u I all the doors closed. N"-1 one responding, lis went into the e Her at i c in e upstairs, lie found M ch lat ;elo n Is room, resolvi d to die, His friend the physician would not leave him. He brought lii'n out ol the peculiar trams oi mind into which he had fallen, Tho Vatican's Precioul Manuscript*. Tbe Vatican library Is probably tlie most sumptuously housed in lhe world. This, of course, is only as It should tie. for tbe collection contains some of the most precious manuscripts tn existence. Including tlie Biblical "Codex Vatica- nus" of the fourth century, tlie 'fifth century Vergil and tlie palimpsest "De Reptlblien" of Cicero. The printed hooks Include over 2,500 fifteenth century editions, many of tbem vellum copies. The total library has been estimated to comprise over 2'JO.lHXl volumes and 30.000 manuscripts, but it bas never been adequately catalogued. -Ball Mull Cuisette. Learning, like money, may be of so base a coin as to be utterly void of use or, if sterling, may require good management to make it servo the pur- I��oae of sense ax,d happiness.���Sliem- stone. Enduring. "I Hippose you and your wife can remember your first quarrel," said tie meddlesome person. "Remember it!" returned Mr. Grow- clier. "1 should say sol It ibu't over ve.'." Took two pounds of sugar, one rnp and n fourth of water and une-funrttt tenspoonful of cream of tartar to :'.40 degrees P.! remove frum tbe lire, add half a cupful tone-fourth pound of butter cut Into small pieces, une-fonrtb tenspoonful of salt nnd half a tea- spoonful of coffee extract and mix well, but with as little stirring as possible. Pour on to an oiled p,at|er of marble, spread evenly with a palette knife and mark or cut with a Knife Into squares of about oue lucu aud ��� Half. Tb Artist and the Girl. tn'n his studio Fhe finals To see in* masterpieces, And nn she views thetn one by on* Her mleresl increases. Thr-n suddenly sne comes across A frame tinned to the walL She seeks with curiOBl'y The meaning of ii ua "Tlie picture that you've hidden here-* A sweetheart, i suppose, Which, were H real. 1 have no doubt Tu her yuu would propose*' "1 would.���' iiiioih he. "I'll turn It rou.nsa Nnw, won't you pleneo step nearer? The Itght is very pour inday. tou see. It k bul ia mirror " The Royal Bank of Canada COURTENAY, B. C, BRANCH SAVINGS DEPARTMENT Deposits of $i aud Upwards Received and Interest low * 1 at Current Rates DRAFTS ISSUED on All the Principal Towns in Canada, the United Slates and Europe R. H. HARDW1CKE - - MANAGER The Courtenay Review Ami Cnmnx Valley Advocate A Weekly Newspaper, Published n Courtenay, B, C, N, II. Bona**?, ttdttor and Proprleloi Subscription B1.&0 per Year iu Ativan ���tillI.USBAY, M \\ V I, 1018 Notes and Comments Commercial prosperity .seems to follow Mr. Borden's stately lead as faithfully as it did the while plume of Sir Wilfrid Laurier, As our trade increased by leaps and bounds during -Sir Wilfrid's long term, so it is continuing to increase, and Canada never hnd such tl year as the last,���Montreal Witness. Buy at home. Invest at home, ami believe in your home town. If yon don't how under the sun are you going to get anyone interested to come here ? This is undoubtedly the best and largest valley in ]!. C, and we would like to see it: develop rapidly by the efforts of our own people. The retailer who thinks it unnecessary to charge up a salary for himself and who is only netting $1,000 a year out of his business, is really���if his services are worth more than $:o a week���working for himself for less than others would pay him nnd making no profit on the investment,--Canadian Grocer, One of tlie Commissioners here la^t week made the statement that there seemed to be more money in the Comox District than in any other place they had visited. The right thing to do is keep it here. Loosen up and invest it here. There's plenty of opportunities right at home for all the money iu sight. j LAZO Genera! Stere ��� ��� ��� ���> We Invite Vour Inspection nl Our Boots and Shoes Dry Goods Groceries Hardware Campbell's DRESS GOODS The Feature litis Season in Dress Goods h Ratine Suiting. This, although of a loosely woven character, is extra fine. Very stylish in r.ppeaianrc when made up. They co��re in . ' the leading If shades, 54 inches in width.' $ 1'rices from $1.50 to $3 yn��d.j�� LOGGIE'S SHIRTS Are the Best : : s ��� ��� o New Good s Coming In on Uycry Ilotit Prices us Low us the Lowest WHIPCORDS Another Suiting that will be widely worn This Season is Whipcord. This fabric is of good weight with nice bright iinish. We have a fine range of these in ail shades. Width 54 inches. Price $2.00 yard. factured by the Limited We invite your inspection, to our new arrivals of men's fancy shirts, in all the latest styles ana shades Men's cotton, woollen, si" and union underwear See our new coatless suspenders Still to the front in tailored suits, ninim- Art Tailoring Co., "oronto light ineriino : ��� oi igott LAZO, P. O. There are some things that a . prudent man .should never do. Among these islo kindle a lire with kerosene oil, tu walk on a railroad, lo attempt to get on n moving train, to point a gun or revolver at another, to put his name to another man's note, lo keep his savings in an old stocking under hits bed, to play a game of chance wiih a prepossessing stranger, lo run for office when lie hasa paying position in private life, or lo call a bigger man than himself a liar. etc, should not publish newspapers Perhaps if the gentlemen answering to this description were weeded out of journalism there would be some editorial chairs vacant���in Teiine- see. But if the same iuie applied to the legislatures there would be- some, nud perhaps more, vacancies there.--Montreal Herald. It is very amusing nowadays to stand on some of our busy through- fares and listen to some noted local anglers describing how they made their big catches. Walt Mason aptly describes a good many of those heard; "lie came home with a string of lish: his wife socu had them fried, and as he ate the fragrant dish, he lied my friends, he Hed. "The fish I brought were pretty fine," his children heard him say "but oh! I had a rotten line, and the biggest got away!" lie goes down town among Ins friends and wears their patience out; he- talks and talks till night descends about his string of trout, "My heart," he says, "will know .regret until my dying day, alas! that hsh so large and wet- the one that got away !" All people know lhe tale he springs is made of mist and smoke, and healed air and dragon wings, and prehistoric joke. But he will tell his wear) I ale till he is bent and gray: "The niem'ry makes my spirit wail���tlie- lish that gpt | '" And LOGGIE mat ���.���>����������-:��� *B������n����(��c-��;.:ccccei<:t cos? eee�� to*newt?re-so H M ��� < lil CI ��� '< 1 tt ces-a SPECIALTIES IN WHITEWEAR away!" 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Prices, $175 to $3.50. 500 Sacks of Crushed Oats and a boat load of Hay will arrive this week A* B- Phone F 81 CRAWFOKD Courtenay ���r.:-,<)'�����*3*f.��i.-��e��a��e8t'?0.��i<:,>��^ Everybody Calls at Parkin Bros. THE CORNER STORE, SANDWICK JUST IN Splendid Assortment of China and Cliinnwurc CALL NOW And get Vour Choice of Patterns BOOTS AND SHOES Weekly Consignments Arriving Last Week of Bargains Jelly Powders, 3 for 25c. Puffed Rice 3 pkgs lm- 25 Post Toasties, 3 pks for 25c. f'.old Crest Tea, Seeded Raisins, , Baking Powdi pkg er, for 75c. for 25c. per till. m 9 i ��� O 9 O ki m 9 it \\j 9 9 I* *M W ���tt V) ����e��0����e����c*ifl��0����M��>oa��9'eaeooco*8��Mc��e��0eee��e9M��M VCT ��� a)a^J 1 Xew Towusite, Comox Harbor id mountains in lhe bacl IHS,,; T i % With its snowclad mountains in the background, sea and green fields in the foreground il makes a picture worth painting ���Watch it Grow we have lots aud acreage for sale, Don't delay seeings British Columbia Investments LIMITED Vancouver Island Farms and Acreage Specialists TELEPHONE 36 COURTENAY, V. I., B. C. PRINTS, LUCKS AND FANCY VESTINGS Local Lines WASH GOODS Exclusive patterns in Broid- ered Champagne, Zephyrs and Muslins, from 15c. to 35c. per yard Th;*: Season'? Linoleums, Carpets and Rugs just in. Latest Colorings and Patterns Campbell's CUMBERLAND Wedding and other cards nicely printed at the Review office. If you want pictures framed, cabinet or sign wonc doue go to J. Sutton. Have a photo of your residence taken bv the Courtenay Photo Studio. Prices moderate Constable Hannay is at Nanaimo this week. During his absence Constable McDougall, of Cumberland, is taking his place. Jeff is doing some boasting for Courtenay while away, Next in order is the formation of a fire1 brigade, the evenings are getting nice and light, the streets are dry, and the boys need exercise --nothing like fire drill for that��� and the knowledge may come in handy in case a fire should break out. Messrs. Cameron & Allan will hold an auction sale at Creech's barn, Courtenay, on Saturday, May roth at 2.10 p.m They have a large consignment of bedroom and other household furniture, all new. Some horses, cattle and farm implements, the property of yarious owners. Bills will be out in a few days with all particulars. The Water Works Company want all the citizns to take stock in the Water Company and then in a few years when Courtenay is incorporated, hand over the waterworks to icKeuzie, ac- the city, 'phis is all right as far as it goes, but it must be remembered that the only persons opposed to incorporation arc the promoterTof the Water Company. Better incorporate first, then all hands join in and build the water works, or do both simultaneously. Messrs. Fieldhouse left on Tuesday with six of the fine horses they brought here. Property around the station grounds is attracting all the attention of buyers in Cottrteuay, Mrs. McGreggor, left for her home in Alberta on Sunday, her mother, Mrs. J, W. McK companied her. The Cowichan leaves Comox wharf at n a. m. on Tuesdays and -Hi. m. on Sunday's. Arrives on Tuesday- and Sunday moraines at 8 o'clock. . A special meeting of the Women's institute was held Wednesday April 30th, at the Sandwick Hall. Mrs. Carroll and Mrs. Campbell were appointed delegates to attend a conference to be held in Victoria in May. The Charmer arrives at Comox wharf on Tuesdays at 4 p. m., and leaves at 0 p. m��� arrives on Wednesday evening al 7 o'clock' and leaves on Thursday morning at 7 15, arrives Friday evening at 7 o'colck' and leaves at 7 15 Sstur- day morning. ra Water and Electric Light Question Discussed LARGE GATHERING OF INTERESTED CITIZENS On Thursday evening last a largely attended meeting was convened in the opera house by the Courtenav Water Company, for the purpose of discussing the question of supplying water and electric light for Courtenay. Mr, Bruce Towler was appointed chairman, and l>r. Millard briefly outlined the proposals of the company, ami their reasons win the citizens should not oppose the company laying the mains and getting the water record, Ur. Orontplon spoke for the objecting citizens, slating that the franchises should be held by the citizens as they were anxious to Incorporate, He quoted the Cumberland situation, where lhe company [ collects $ 10,700 annually from the I citizens, and the cost was $2,500, leaving a profit of **W,200, The Klectric Light Company wascapital- J i/.ed at $50,000 and paid a dividend [of 17 percent, [f Courtenay owned these utiltiestlie rale of taxation 1 .would be very low. Colin Campbell said we should [Incorporate at once, as there was about 1000 acres of hind to be taken in which was worth an average of $1,000 per acre. Some laughed at this, but it is true nevertheless. Several corners have been sold lately at $1,250, two are held at $5,000, and, there isn't a lot inside the proposed district that can be bought for less than $250, and there is nu average of 8 lots to the acre. Mr. McPhee said Cumberland was pout, and had large schools to keep up nnd could not liny the companies out. Wouldn't it be better lor all to join bauds and lu- corporote at once, nml build the Water and Electric Light works for Courtenay. He was prepared to lend money aud would be a large user of water, but would oppose to ih: utmost the efforts of any private company to secure control of these franchises, Dr, Millard said Mr. McPhee and others in the lower part of the town were opposed to the company because they had plenty of water for their lawns and baths, while those higher up had none, except what they got out of their wells. [First Class Plumbing Hot Water ami Steamfitting Jackson & Whittle I'Phone 9 Courtenay [SUTTON'S SEEDS From Reading, England Seedsmen to His Majesty the King A. J. Woodward Sole Agent I512 Granville Street, Vancouver, 615 Fort Street, Victoria I "Mac's" Billiard and Pool Room Basement McPhee Block [pigars, Tobacco, Soft Drinks and Candy MACKENZIE BROS. Proprietors Riverside Hotel COURTENAY Bar Supplied with the Best Wines Liquors and Cigars SPLENDID CUISINE Travellers Always Made Welcome O. H. FECHNER, Prop. [Leroy S. Cokely Dominion and B. C. Land Surveyor I Sub-division Work a Specialty (Courtenay - B. C. rood! Wood! Wood! |Jow is the Time to Think of this Burning Question F ["he Courtenay Wood Supply Co., can Execute Your^ Orders Promptly [)o not J,Delay Getting in Your Winter's Supply, but at once communicate with Kenneth A. Grieve Phone 36 Water Notice Fou A liioENca To Take And Uhe Water NOTICE in hereby given that The Courtenay Waterworka Co., Ltd., of Courtenay, B. 0., will apply for a licence to take and uue 5 cubic feet per second of water out of an unnamed Creek, which flows in a northerly direction through Fractional Section 2, Township 9, Lots 228, 227, 134. 155, ',9, 127 and 112, (and empties into Courtenay liiver, near Courtenay. The water will he diverted at Fractional Section 2, Township 9 and will he used for municipal purposes on the law! described as Courtenay aud vicinity. This notice was posted on the gromr1 on the 8th day of April, 1913. The application will be filed in the office of the Water Kecorder at Victoria. Objections may be filed with the said Water Kecorder or with the Comptroller of Water Kights, Parliament Buildings, Victoria, B. C. THE COUKTENAY WATERWORKS C0.VIPANY, LIMITED. By It. M. Allan, Secretary. Water Notice For A Licence To Store or Pen Back Water NOTICE is hereby given that The Courtenay Waterworks Co., Ltd., of Courtenay, li. C, will apply for a license to Btore or pen back one million gill, ins acre-feet of water from tan mummed Creek, a stream flowing in a northerly direction und emptying into Courtenay Kiver. near Courtenay. The water will be stored in a reservoir of 1,000,0(10 gallons caducity, built or to be built at point of intake and will be used for municipal purposes us authorized by Water Record No, , Water License No. , or under a notice of application for a license to take and use water, posted herewith, on the land described as Fractional Part of Seo. '-.', Township 9, Comox District, Tins notice was posted on the ground on tlie 8th day of April, 1913 The upplicutio will be filed in the office of the Water Recorder at Victoiia. Objections may be filed witli the said Water Recorder or witli the Comptroller of Water Right*, Parliament Buildings, Victoria, li. 0, THE COUKTENAY WATERWORKS COMPANY, LIMITED. By R, M. Allan, Secretary. Mr. McPhee said be sympathised with those higher up as they doubtless did not have as much water as thoie on the lower level. Had a lot of property here and would be willing to take water and pay for it, and wanted to know what about the chemical engine. Dr Millard said there would lie no dividends tor two or three years and that the company would he obliged to sell to the town at an advance of 30 per cent on cost, as fixed by arbitration, and that they had a supply of ,5 cubic feet per second, which would supply a city of 15,000. Mr, I larrisou said that arbitrators usually placed the very highst value possible on anything thev could. Mr llodsou corroborated him, aud said the stream which the company proposed taking passed through his farm, and through his neighbors' as well, and they needed the water just as badly as did Courtenay, aud didn't intend lo let the company have it if at all possible. A motion was passed to the effect that this meeting was opposed to allowing the company to get the water record, and supplying Courtenay with water and light. Mr. Fechner was very sorry to see the people putting them down as a lot of crooks and grafters; said, they wanted everyone to take stock in the company. Dr. Millard said nothing would hurt Courtenay more than an outbreak of fever, which might occur if we did not secure a supply of pure water, Mr. McPhee said he was still of the opinion that we should incorporate at once and build our own water works and electric light plant. We only had to have 100 male citizens who owned 50 per cent of the value of the taxable property in order to do so. At this stage the company got together and Mr. Fechner said that all they wanted was water, and proposed that all citizens take stock ard sell it at par to the city when incorporated. This seemed to meet with general Acadia Trust Co. HOME OFFICE - VANCOUVER, B. C. Acts as Trustees, Administrates of Estates, General Financial Agents, Real Estate, Mortgages, Loans, Insurance, Etc. 4 % Paid on Deposits Property owners of the Comox Valley are specially invited to list their real estate with this Company < approval, and a committee was appointed to confer with the coin- pany and report at a meeting to be called shortly. The committee is composed of Mr. McPhee, Dr. Crompton and Mr. W, S. Mcl'hee announced that the chemical engine was here, and that while the demonstration was not satisfactory, the agent had blamed the chemicals. A further test will be made. A smoker will be held shortly at which a fire brigade woul 1 be organized. He asked all to attend. Little Dorrit ts Dead Mury Ann Coop::, of Southgate, the original of Dickens' " I.ittle Dorrit," died at London on April 23 in her hundredth year. She aud Dickens were boy and girl together when she lived iu the same street in Somertown. Picked Nuggets from Crevice Advices from the Koyukuk diS- gings, Alaska, seventy miles north of the Arctic Circle, state that Earl Johnston, Jack Mortou, Jack Nelson, Ben Dahl, laymen on Four Above, on Hammond River, discovered a crevice iu bedrock from which they picked out $20.00:1 in coarse nuggetts iu a single day. Farmers Market Following are the quotations at the New Westminster market on Friday last: MKATS - Wll il.EKAt.E Bref, foreipi��rtern 9>l>2tu Reef, hindipiartcrri 11 1 0 lie 10. Hi PORT AUGUSTA HOTEL Comox, B. C. First-class Accommodation. Best Quality Wines Uquors and Cigars R. McCuish,Prop. Veal lurse II Veal, Htnall 14 Mutton 10 I Pork 12 i MtUTrt- KTAtL Beef, beat rib rooHt I". is,: I Reef loin 18 22: I Reef, round H'eak 2 a \\ Dolling beef 11 1 a I Veal 16 25,: I'ork Ill lie Mutton 12 30o Poultry���lie h, ntuall, per doz., StoSi'i : lartfo, dot., 10 to $12 ; chickcna, cot, 4 to i'i; ducki,, 15 to 18 dollar* per dozen. Ki��h���Salmon 15o lb.; flounders 10c lb., Sturgeon Ib, :5c ; halibut lb, lUc ; iteelhead lb, Ido; mnelta 111 0. Ejgs���wholesale dozen, 40 to 42c. retail, 15 to '1 0 per dozen. Mutter -Whol-Hale, 3 c. retail 10 to 45c lb Applet, $1 to St 25 per box. 5 Passenger Stoddart-Daytou Motor Car For Hire Phone 36 Union St. Courtenay The Cowichan leaves Comox wharf at 11 a. m. on Tuesdays an d 4 p. m. on Sunday's. Arrives on Tuesday and Sunday mornings at 8 o'clock." High Class Job Printing at The Review Office OUR type and machinery equipment is complete. We make a specialty of good work���the kind you are proud of and like to tell your friends about Classy letterheads, cards, folders, etc., as well as the larger work���we are there, gentlemen, and you will never quit us if we get one chance at your work Courtenay, B.C. THE REVIEW Courtenay, B.C. ...���������Tim e. t.t**t9tm0 lliTWlAhTMi >���**��� n ItiiTi rutin A nnrii ,������ ini ANNOUNCEMENT We be^ to announce that we have just received one of the finest lines of Undertaking and Embalming Supplies ever shown in li. i'., consisting of Caskets, Collins, Burial Robes, Etc., Etc. We are graduates in Anatomy, Sanitary Science, and the Science of Embalming, and are prepared to do Embalming for Export or Domestic Burial, iu the most scientific manner, Calls answered day or night Respectfully submitted, The Furniture & Undertaking Co. COURTENAY i.i ttatss\\\\\\sWt\\Me\\wx^^ a..' If You get it at PLIMLEY'S It's All Right CUMBERLAND GET YOUR 1 Cycle For Pleasure and On Business ���/##�� I i But be sure first that you have a wheel $a\\. which will give entire ^^"V; satisfaction, a wheel ^ which will do away with cycling worries. S: Only such cycles are sold by Plimley and whether you pay $35 or $100 you are assured of maximum value in appearance, finish and durability Thos. Plimley 739 Yates St. Victoria, B. C. The wrestling match in Cumber laud Hall on Tuesday night, April 32nd, between Gill Han, of Snn Francisco, and Victor Bonora, of this city, was won by Hart, he taking lirst and third falls, iu best two out of time. Hart took first fall iu thirteen minutes; Bonora tooksecor.il fall in one minute, and Hart the third fad iu s.'vi n minutes, A fairly large Ciowd witnessed the match, If Bonora ha 1 have had more training, it is a question if Hart would have downed him. The first in el in,; nf the Cumberland and Courtenay Automobile Association was held in If. C. Garage OU the ujth iust., and was attiiided by some fifteen members, The attendance was small on account of tha dance and banquet at Courtenay. The following officers were 11. t) r. appointed Creech President 11. Eecluu r Vice-Pres, I'. Harrison......Secretary IV 1,. Andeiton ... .Tn asuier Executive:���CI as. Grant, F. D. Cameron, Dr. II. I'. Mi lard. It was decided tha!. li e entrance fee be fe.oo, and thai the secretary communicate with the Victoria Automobile Association regarding by-laws etc. The association will meet in tlu* n ar future and will doubtless discuss wnys and means of having a celebration bail. As the association propose Kiv'i"K n formal ball, and one which will eclipse any social function of the kind ever given in this city or dis** Met, an orchestra will be provided from Victoria or Vancouver, and on the night of the ball, all members of the association will place tlieir cars at the disposal of those invited.���News. There will be evening service in Holy Trinity church at 7 p. m, ou Sunday next, May 4tli. t.t. grieves ipaiaee Livepy & Feed Stable Builder & Contractor Bungalow Specialist Plans and Estimates Free Box 124 Courtenay R. Athey Contractor and Builder _i Plans and Estimates Supplied on Short Notice COUKTENAY Express ana* Dray Stables Stage meets all Boats Telephone 29 Day or Night Oscar W. Davis JUDSON ST., COURTKNAY Horses and Buggies for Hire at Reasonable Kates We also attend to wood hauling LITTLE RIVER Heard & Scales have sold their seaside property, and have bought more land in the vicinity, and will remain in the valley. The boys and girls of the village say, Whenever Bert happens to pass that way, ! "That in the Spring a young man's fancy i Ughtlj turns to thoughts of love." ' * Ou Sunday last ! Two went by our little mill, Hand in hand and heart to heart Each vowing to the other they will not part. JOS. CAIRNS & SON Proprietors Pnone 25 Courtenay ELK HOTEL Comox, B. C. Best Meals North of Naniamo Choicest Liquors and Cigars C. A. Martin, Prop. SANDWICK What might have been a very serious conflagration, but which owing to_ the energy of Mr. and Mrs. Daniels was confined to internal damage to the house aud to the contents, took place in the early hours of Friday morning at Sandwick. The origin of the fire is put down to the igniting of a beam built into the chimney. Miss Elsie Osborne left on Saturday for Seattle where she intends to reside. A popular bachelor is about to resign the single state, if rumour be correct, for one of greater bliss, and the date of the wedding has even been mentioned. Sunday next May 4th, being the first Sunday of the month, there will be a celebration of the Holy Communion in St. Andrew's church after matins at 11 a. m. Also being the Sunday within the octave of Ascension Day, the church will be decorated. _ Mrs. W. Parkin is back from a visit to Victoria and Nanaimo. F. PIKE Plastering Contractor Cement Work a Specialty COURTENAY B. C. Subscribe for The Review COMOX A dance will be held in the K. of P. Hall, Comox, this (Thursday) evening, in aid of the Comox Basket Ball Club. Dance commences at 9 p. m. sharp. Grand March at 11.30, refreshments at 12 o'clock. Ladies requested to bring cake. Good music provided. Mr. A. Lowley has purchased a 5 acre tract of land from Mr. Hardy, and has moved onto it. There will be service in St. Peter's church, Comox, on Sunday, May 4th at 11 a. m., including a celebration of the Holy Communion. BLACK CREEK Mrs. Graham, from Finland, is visiting her mother, Mrs. Sackville, at Black Creek. Mr. Stirginor is completing his house at Black Creek, Kansas declares dogs are personal properly and imposes a state tax. Pert Paragraphs. The legislator who need recalling votes against the recall. Capital is the surplus product of labor���which the laborer does not get. Sheep shearing time is at hand. The worker is fleeced at all times of the year. ��� The man who is not open to conviction is already convicted of lack of judgement. work gives appetite, but it also gives to idlers the things that would satisfy the appetite, when the worker compromises or arbitrates he merly gives his consent to being robbed. when you compromis in order to gain a point, you get the point stuck under your epidermis. It is a good deal better and more just to grant women the ballot than to put them in jail for wanting it. I It may be oue can obtain happi- ness by dying, but a good many j would like, first, to try real living j as an aid to happiness. So many who think they preach the golden rule defend in reality J he golden rule, Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing and Shoe Shining clone by the Courtenay Cleaners w. 1,, scoTT, Prop. Next door to ilu* Butcher Shop Frank P. HuIIey Painting, Decorating uiul Kalsomiiiing See my New Wallpaper Samples Box 167 Courtenay PERCY WINCH "GRAND DUKE CIGAR>" SIDNEY, B.C. Cumberland Hotel Good Accomodation Cosine BxcelUj Wm. Merryfield Proprietor Waverlcy Hotel Cumberlaud, B, C. Best of Liquors nnd Cigars, Hut iu Cold Wilier, Baths, etc. PRANK DAW/AS, Proprietor Jos. Barrie Tobacconist The Courtenay Hotel Every Convenience for Guests The Central Hotel for Sportsmen N'oue but ths QS3T WINES an WQUORS at the liar RATES REASONABLE JOHN JOHNSTON, Prop. The Comox Barber ShoP Oldest Shop in Courtenay Nothing But First Class ecork Guaranteed. Baths in conn tion C. E. DALRYMPLE, Prop. Dealer in Choice Fruits, Confectionery, Soft Drink; BYRNE BROS. Manufacturers of High-Grade Havana Cigars. "Monarch" and "Oak Brand" For Sale at All^Hotels 619 Johnson St. Victoria Dunsmuir Ave., Cumberlan Tlje Star Livery Stable Eivery aud team work promptly at tended to. All kinds of hauling done First-Class Buggies for Hire Alex. Maxwell, Prop, Cumberland THE BIG STORE The Store of Quality This is our Month for Offering ���] Bargains in Many Lines ' We are Stocktaking and January 31 must see a GREAT CLEARANCE We must have money, and we need the room for new goods arriving The Opportunity is Yours Simon, Leiser & Co., Ltd. TELEPHONE 38 CUMBERLAND 0. H TARBELL CUMBERLAND Plumbing and Heating a Specialty We carry the most complete stock of Hardware Paints and Oils, Guns, Ammunition and Fishing Tackle in the District AGENT FOR The McClary Manufacturing Co., The Alhion Stove Works The Sherwin-Williams Paint and Varnish Co. A McClary Kootenay Range or Saskalta delivered anywhere in Courtenay Valley without extra charge Buv Your Range at Tarbell's. They will deliver and set up, free of ' charge and Guarantee Satisfaction 1 V THE CANADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE SIR EDMUND WALKER, C.V.O., I.I..n.. D.C.I... President ALEXANDER l.AIRD JOHN AIRI) General Miumurr Assist.ml General Manager CAPITAL, .$1.5,000,000 REST, $12,500,000 BANKING BY MAIL Acomnts may be opened at every branch of The Canadian Bank of Commerce lo 1 e operated by mail, and will receive the same careful attention as is given to all other departments of tlie Bank's business. Money may be deposited or withdrawn in this way as satisfactorily as by a personal visit to (he Bank. bi4 W. T. WHITE. M mo or, Co irti -: - tnd Cumberland Brati c�� (.'oin ��� I ran li open * n 'I tie: la; , from io to 3 9 �� 9 1 f 9 i 9 0 Comox Co- < a f t s, Union Street eranve society Botchers Dealers in Meats, Farm '}$ Produce, etc. Satisfaction Guaranteed Courtenay Local Lines I A Good Booster Two of our well known citizens1 If every citizen would boost for were held up on the bridge on Fri- Courtenay the way Jeff Hatinay day morning about 2 o'clock and dnc.s we would soon be known as were relieved of their cash. No|^ clue as to who the robbers were has ^ yet been found. 1 the most progressive place ill 13. C. anaimo Herald has the fol io win. Messrs. E.T. Chile and W. li. .. Mr jeff Hannay, provincial Higgins have purchased the Comox I constable, of Courtenay, is in the Livery Stables form Mr. John Mc- cjtV) bringing prisonerT. J. Moran Keu/.ie, aud will cciitmue to carry down lo tht, jaj* wuerehe will Ferve on the busini ss as formerly. They ., selltence given by Judge Baiker, solicit a share of your patronage, | of three montils for forgery, Jeff reports courtenay on the boom ���; bank's, restaurants and including bakeries aud ware- louses are springing up every- The citizens' committee have failed to come to any agreement with the water company, aud will j ^lore circulate another petition immedi-''' ntely. All names should be in by where. Saturday night so as to be sent out I A ��?w Provincial Court House on Sunday's boat. laud jail is to be erected which, from an architectural viewpoint, J. McOee; a logger, aged 46, j will be a fine acquisition to the had his back broken at Camp 4 on '��� town and district. Water mains Thursday last. He remained un- j will be laid into Courtenay about conscious at the Cumberland hospital until yesterday morning when he passed away. The funeral will take place from Sutton & Kirk- wood's parlors on Sunday at 3 p.m the end of August. A lot bought six months ago for $600 sold for $1400 cash. In the main street practically every site has been sold at a tremen- and proceed to the Presbyterian I dious figure, and still the demand burying ground, Sandwick, for in-1 from outsiders for land continues at terment. i fever height." Ou* Hew Spring Goods are ������ -��� l�� a; 9 9 4 9 4 o 9 9 * 4 % 4 at rr t 4 9 9 9 9 -�� ��� 4 9 4 In Our Gent's Furnishings Department will be found an exceptionally fine var.se of Men's Negligee Shirts wills soft detechr-.ble to match, also Ponge Silk in White and Champagne We have also a very fine selection of Hats, in all the latest styles and colors In our Shoe Department wc have the very latest in footwear, made on American lasts, for Men, Women and Children W. G. Phone 6 MEAN Courtenay A\\|��#V/-f OS**, *W**i-Kv.:*''%*!S Notice to Contractors Sandwick School SKAI.IU) TI-NDKRS, superscribed 'Tender for Sandwick .School," will be received by the Hon. the Minister of Public Works up to noon of Wednesday, the 21st day of May, 1913, for the erection and completion of a large one-room scboolbousc itt Sandwick, in tbe Comox Electoral District, Plans, specifications, contract, and forms of tender may be seen on and after the 23rd day of April, 1913, al the office of Mr. |. Baird, Government Agent, Cumberland, B. C; Mr. R, 1��� Cliffe, Secretary of tbe School Board, Sandwiek 1*. 0,, Sandwiek, B. C; and tbe Department of Public Works, Victoria, B. C. Intending tenderers can, by applying lo tbe undersigned, obt tin a copy of the plans and specifications (or Uu- sum of ten dollars ($10), which will be refunded on their return in good order. Bach proposal must be accompanied by an accepted bank ell (pie or certificate of deposit on a chartered bank of Cauada made payable to tin- I Ion. the Minister of Public Works, for a sum equal to 10 ���per cent, of tender, which shall be forfeited if tbe parry tendering decline to enter into contract when called upon to do so, or if be fail to complete tbe work contracted for. The cheques or certifi- cales of deposits of unsuccessful tenderers will be returned to them upon the execution of tbe contract. Tenders will not be considered unless made out on tbe hauls supplied, signed with tbe actual signature of tbe tenderer and enclosed iu tbe envelopes furnished. Tbe lowest or any tender not necessarily accepted. J. 1-. GRIFFITH, Public Works' Engineer. Department of Public Works, Victoria, It. C, April Zlst, 1913. CUDMORE & BREAKER Contractors lor Land Clearing aud Logging, Etc, Orders may be left at Beadnell it Cabin's office Courtenay - - B. C. !J. GO WITH THE BUNCH TO .Porter's Poo! Room 1 CANDIES, CIGARS and SOFT DRINKS J. POTTER, Proprietor E. ASTON Basement Willard Block Loggers boots and Sboes Made Repairing Neatly aud Promptly Done C. W. Shannon PAIN", KR au.i DECORATOR Estimates Furnished Free of Charge Shannon Block, Courtenay /loving; Pictures j vpr rp^'AM Monday, Wednesday, Thursday I *V/.lL V*>.I\\EjA1V1 ami Saturday PORT AUGUSTA HOTEL Comox, B. C. First-class Accommodation. Best Quality Wines Liquors and Cigars R. McCuish, Prop. By a uew up-to-date electric plant j COURTENAY OPERA HOUSE | Au Entire Change of Programme Twice weekly H. F. WHITTLE, Proprietor ! E. SWAN, Prop. ****************************************ii************ Summer Drinks Swan's Fool Room tf% I AND GRILL * * * The most Home-like Hotel'North of Victoria * I BEST OF ATTENTION GIVEN TO GUESTS + * Rates Reasonable I FABER & FABER, Props. I Telephone 3-5 COURTENAY, B. C. ; t THE COURTENAY REVIEW, COURTENAY, B. C. TOWNS BOUGHT TO BURN Some Costly Experiments Made by the ���Viducers of Picture Plays Few puirons of picture plays have any idea of tho trouble and expense involvid in producing the various buttle pieces, now su popular. In order to film: The si, ge ol Pe - ersburg, for Instance, the Khan Company bull! u bridge across an arm of liie Mississippi, and sot lire to it- The structure cost Boveral thousand dollars, and took mnns weeks to con* Btmoi, yet ii was (I 'Btroyi d, for the purpo.es of tho play, In u fe�� inln ales. Tin- fori tli.it 's mined an.l blown up in lhe same piece was lm'li by con traol In Just under one week, bul then Ilie contractor in1! over eight hundred wortnun employed at the job day and nlghl. Ni ai Ij a quarter of a ion ot dyiuunlte wi a us- t in the explosion which destroyed li. Besides Ihe dynamite, considerable quantities of gunpowder were us ' ",' grateful user of Dr. J. D. Kellogg's I "he conductor, now at the other end Asthma Remedy finds It the only re-1 of tlip ''��'': medy that will give relief, though for j And mothers tblrty-flve. thirteen years lie had Bought Other help. Years ot needless Buffering A sailor who hnd landed after a* may be prevented by using this won- Llong voyage, and having been paid Off, deri'ui remedy al the lir.-t warning nr railed a cab, threw his luggage Inside trouble. Its use Is simple, ils cost and jumped on top himself. Is slight and it can bo purchased al-; Peg pardon, sir, said the astonished mosl anywhere. ; eahman, but you should get Inside and I put yonr boxes on top. Son���Well, I've married her, dad, steer the craft ahead, jarvey, Pas- ami that's all there Is to ii! sengera always go on deck and luff* Father���You moan that Is the be- gage in the hold, was the reply from giunlni! of all there is to It! I the top. Relative of High Prussian Official in Sore Trouble Berlin, Germany. ��� The Berliner Tagehlai.t confirms a report that a Prussian ottlcer, a relative of one of The Unexpected Happened Mrs. Mulligatawny needed a chtin. ol air. The doctor was emphatic on | the highest officers in the Prussian ibis point. Her husband, however, army, has been arrested on suspicion being unable to go with her, she went of high treason, presumably in the 'alone, retiring as usual lo her favorite form of espionage holiday haunt. He was arrested on February 3 at On the morning afler her arrival j the instance o�� the imperial depart- she suddenly discovered that she had inent of public prosecutions at Leip- ie awav without hor watch. Th'tnk-i zlg- He was Imprisoned in Berlin, but. released on Friday on ball, said to amount to seven hundred thousand marks. During his live days of arrest the prisoner was allowed to receive his wife dally. The utmost, secrecy is observed with regard lo the nature of the charge. come Ing, therefore, that she must have dropped it on the thick carpet in the dining-room, she forthwith wired to the maid at home: Lot mo know if you (lad anything on the carpet in the dining-room. In due course she received a letter) In reply: Dear' Madam.���1 was lo lot ynu know if I found anything on the dining-room carpet. Ths is what. 1 found this morning���three champagne corks, eighteen cigar ends. Ave cigar- otto ends, thirty-six burnt matches.1 'vl"lr,< s i-'i-'-<"i ind .., y,.... VI ,,l!i������,', ii-nv did not VPJlill ' are cure Limited. Have used MINARD'S L1NIMEXT ,, ,,. ,. , , ���������,,! for Croup; found nothing equal to it; Bui Mrs. Mulligatawny did nol rend! . further. And when hor husband returned homo from tho office that evening he found his faithful spouse awaiting h'.m. CHAS. E. SHARP. Hawkshaw, N.B., Sept. 1st, vm. Girls seldom go to Ihe kitchen v.in-n they want to kill time. A Matter of Tact Gloom prevailed in the domestic clrcli���a gloom horrible aud depressing. Mr. lirown, iu fact., was in a bad temper, and u:i .Mrs. Prawn knew. there was only one way of curing It���I ?1 ,, wni1.|.ollnlie(i pin.ase isn't on to rouse hlni thoroughly, Lu- when 1](i . j miserable himself, he always accused ' ' ' ' oilier people of being miserable. He STRENGTH "'InVhe ���ed'at last, you're as1 Without Overloading the Stomach I'"" IIS ,\\��n\\iZVl ^v'vmi'thafnow The business man, especially, needs because I n fused to buy sou thai now , tood |n ,,i;, mur..n��� (h.it wU| |10t 0V(jr. No, sighed his wife; i wasn'l think- ����"> % f�����f but Blve raental Ing about It. As a matter of fact, I l $uoJi��depenaB on ,he st.,r, ., nml have been turning put some old etters * ,��� h h und-rli. It's nothing ol Importance. - eQ aocompllsn ,���,. W()rk nn ���.,,,���. Only a fit of the blues. , Hfi ,..,,,., h(1 j,,,.,.^ wltl, ��� heavy What letters.' [rietl-nieat-and-potatoes breakfast re. Love-letters. Some 1 wrote to yon. l suppose No, snld his wife received before I n ���alrnly Samp I tri ; quiring a lo! of vital energy in digest- in;; it ! you It's of no consequence vour cold? None at all. How is W^W0& Prepare Yourself For Winter's Wont Don't wait till you have caurktone of those nasty colds���fortifyyourself ajainst inem by tailing a course of Na-Dru-Co Tasteless Preparation of Cod Liver Oil �� This "bu!lder-up" is rich In the medi and nutritive properties of the Norwegian Cod Liver Oil���without disagreeable taste. It also con Extract of Malt. Extract of Wild Cherry a nd valuable Hypophosphites. w tone up tlift v.'hole system and parti cularly strengthen the Lur.js, Tl: ��� and Bronchial Tubes. In 50c. and SI.00 bottles, your druggist's. NATIONAL DRUG A NO CHEMICAL CO. OF CANADA, LIMITED. Hflft m////MW:MvM'.ifi Prejudiced Source Won't, you marry me, dear, pleaded the actor, after his fourth divorce. I Why, I kind of like you, Billy, said Ihe actress, but I've heard so muoii about you, I feel��� My dear, harshly interrupted the, actor, you must not beiieve all tho-soj old wives' tales. MOTHER AND EABY. A mother's greatest care- is th- health of her baby���iho prevention o! constipation, colds, worms and other childhood ailments and the kcep.n,; of hor baby happy and strong. Bany'a Own Tablets are (lie mother's' best friend In caring for the baby, They are absolutely the best mod cine In the Complete In itself, Mother Graves' w,;,-ld for little ones. Cone 'rain;: Worm Exterminator does uot require t.i]em Mrs. Jos. Poitrns. Mnn: Louis, the assistance of any other medicine Que., says: "1 am well satisfied witli io make it effective. It does no: tail Baby's Own Tablets haying used them to do Its work. .������,. ���,,.. baby with gnat benefit. They are the host medicine in the world- Bobby was saying his prayers in a for little ones." The Tablets at" very low voice, sold hy medle'ne dealers or by mall 1 can't hear you dear, his mother at iif, cents a box Irom The Dr. V.'ii- whispered, Lams' Medicine Co., Brockvllle, Ont. I wasn't talking to you, replied Hub- hy, flrtnly. Mlnard's Liniment Cures Dindruff. FREE GF LUMBAGO Because He Took GIN PILLS Mr. II. A. Jakes of Winnipeg, writes : "I have been a sufferer from Lumbago for some years past I met your Mr. Hill and he advised tne to take GIN PILLS. I hnve been tiki.:; them at intervals during tlie early part of tbe present winter, and up-to-date have had no return of iny old trouble���in fact I feel better than I have for years, nrnl think tii.it my old euetny has vanished for good and all," 50c. a b'.x, u for f .'.50. S unple free if you write National Drug and Chemical Co, ot Canada, Limited', T,.*������������ ' ' 10 Irene Flow tho Track Irene is a highly valued cook In a north side family. SliS is no-t excitable nor given to hysterics. She impresses one n-; being calm and serene, i'.ut on her way to work she moment- 'lily lost all such qualities. Sud lenly sin rushed in 0 the mid- ile of the sir t t:vr anting and .hrieklng. S'.ie threw her coat from bar and continued to scream. She must bo crazy! exclaimed a woman who came out of her house, to se? what the '.rouble was- She's hnvlng n lit, raid another, But neither was right. The cause ot the commotion was 11 mouse which had crawled into Irene's coat pockal for a little sneeze. W.N.U. 941 Clergyman Found Stir; Awardsd London.���The Itcv. T. II, Espin, 0! Tow Law, Durham, is io be awarded the Jack3oh-Gw'.lt medal of tho Royal As1r.1110i1.lc; i Society for his discovery cf a new star in Lacerla ..1 l.ill ami it:.. Bpeo.roscoplc work, A Western business man tried to hnd some rood combination tha! would not overload the stomach in tho morn- irg, but that, would produce energy. Me writes: "For :.ea:s I was unable to find a breakfast fond that had nutrition enough to sustain a business man without over-loading bis stomach. causing Indigestion and kindred ailments. "Bring a very busy and also a very nervous man, I decided to give up breakfast altogether. But luckily I wis induced to try Grape Nuts. "Since lhat morning I have been a now man; can work without tiring, my head Is clear and my nerves strong and ouict. 1 find four teaspoonfuls of Grape- Nuts with on? of sugar and a small nuanilty of cold milk, is delicious as the cereal pat1 of the morning meal, and Invigorates me for the day's business."' Name given by Canadian Postum Co., Windsor, Out. Head,, the rule hock, "The Rotld to Well-] *�� vi'le." In pkgs. j �� "There's a Reason " 1 ���:������ r.ij-.r rerri the abave letter* A j .'���',' new one appears from time to time. | They nre genuine, trus, and full of | .'< human interest. i r Guarding a Tre:i:.ure Wo bave a jewel of a cook. Tli it's fine. It's a good plan to believe only half Yes. Only we have to oat at a res- yon hear���and forget two thirds of tauranf three limes a week to keep that. her from complaining of sverworlt. ffe**..*^.-,?. 1.,'iHV - ...�� jst^VPrittrtrv iSSbSMMsiiii&ata mm llin ma OEajfl.,*,ja-..*-Wrt:aL:.*-,. ;v..i***aii.^�� Wei ^-'V'^/rti fW^tFtn TK'SiSytttiw A�� &MM2 .iitilk.^Mvt .IHUQKTi JtJi':* ill'. tVi--aittJ.'J�� li .'���' Aim tn make that strong���and digestion pood���and you will keep well I Ho chain is stronger than its weakest link. No man is stronger than bis stomach. With stomach disordered a train of diseases follow. .���;.-. (iapi��*ttH��a2 i.:.'^iit.atit*.is. aJ��naH��*)v��iiajf mr.t-:c"> rfc*. stomach health*-, the liver active :md the IiIoikI pure, ftade from forest i-"th, an.l extracted with.ut thn use nt aler.hol. Sold iv drtiyc.nstr. in lijuid form at.Cl.00 p���r L- -.'..��� for over 40 years, uivmg ffenera] naosla,���- .-. M run prefer tablets at 7n'>s.'��"^i fey *l. V. Pierce, M. !>.. tiiein can t-i tutA ot utiiiiiUue AetaJersor triewbox by mall ou receipt*; 15��c :.:p aitur.i, *- i 1 'J THE COURTENAY REVIEW, COURTENAY, B. C. 11 That Fellow Feeling Outside a busy fishmonger's stood 0. large lee cart. Tho driver was in- ���ide the shop, but ou u block of Ice eat a small boy, with comfort writ large upon It's face. 'Ere gltoutofi'l yelled he man. all In one word, as ho suddenly appeared from Iho shop. Then the small boy lifted his face, now charged with sadness. Was you ever a hoy'.' be asked ungrammatically. Of course I was, came tho reply, but--- And did you ever stop away from school'' Yes��� And when you gol home did yer farvor ever got hi b��lt ami��� Then ll dawned on the big and burly lee-man. You stop jusM where vou an*, my little man, ho said genially. 1 quite understand. Willi so thorough a preparation at band as Miller's Worm Powders tho mother who allows hor children to suffer from tin- ravages of worms ia unwise ami culpably careless. A child subjected to the nt lucks of| worms Is always unhealthy and will he | stunted in Its growth. It is a merciful not io rid ll of those destructive parasites, ospWallv when it can be done without dllllculty. ���COCKSHUTT DRILLS- ARE OF PROVED SUPERIORITY The Tempter If you will marry me, said the ardent suitor, you shall have your owa automobile, How dare you! she hissed. You Know 1 am advocating votes for women, and Instlsl on walking. T*'V>J>h''>''V'''/��<-''- CPARKLING WATER, cool and sweet, refreshes the farmer who builds a Concrete Well or Tank ' i SH E FARM ER, above all others, appreciates good water. He drinks ���*��� more water than the city man. The city-dweller is dependent upon the public water-supply for the purity of his water, while tlie fanner can have his own private source of water, and thus be sure that it is pure and healthful. [AN hasn't found a better drink than cool water, properly collected and stored. But in order to keep water fresh and pure, a tank or well casing that will keep out every possible impurity must be used. CONCRETE IS THE IDEAL MATERIAL FOR TANKS AND WELL-CASINGS. TT in absolutely water-tight, protecting your water from seepage of all ��� kinds, li cannot r��t or crumble. It is easily cleaned inside. Time and water, in. 'cud of causing it to decay, actually inaka it strunger. V~)t//c Farmers' Information De- parttnent will kelp yon lo decide haw to buiid anything, from aporch- &tcp to a :.ilo. The service ts /roe��� I'oii don't even hnve to promise to build. When in doubt ask the Inform. 506 aider. Deportment. 5(39 I H ERE are scores of other uses for concrete on your farm���on every farm. If ���**��� you would like to know of them, write for our hook, "What the Parmer Can Do Witli Concrete." The book Is absolutely free. Addresa Publicity Manager Canada Cement Company Limited HE&ALD BLDG.t MONTREAL "\\ITHENyou go to buy cement bo sure that thin label is on every bag and barrel. Then you know you are getting the cement that the /armors of Canada have found to be the best, Mtir? BreaAanrl B^ter Bread Maypole Soap FOR HOME DYEING Waahei ��nd dyes >t one operation, giving remarkably clean, bright, (ait colon. Dyei cotton, wool, silk or mil* tuiet. 24 colon, will give any iha.de. Colon 10c, black 15c at your dtalei'i . orpoitp'd with billet "How to Dye' horn F. L. BENEDICT I CO. Monlnaly Waiter���Have you tried our turtle soup, -sir? Diner- decision I Jaltbi -Yes, 1 have tried it and my la that the turtle proved an DiWDS ILtS |��HT'5 rjiS,1 *�����, * box or fix boxee tor 12.60, ���t (II daaloru. or Tha Dodda Modi- ���In* Company, Limit**, Toronto, Canto*. 73fr;$^��^^^ ' Victor and Vanquished Past stall after stall went the rich ; merchant, followed by a footman In smart livery. It was the annual village bazaar, and the rich man had been roped in by force of circumstances, Ah, Mr. Fitzbrendon, said a really sweat aud charming lady at one of the stalls, and what are you going to buy? Dear old auutle and I are running this table, and we have homemade cakes, aprons, penwipers, and��� Ves, said F; and I'll buy just one of each. But do you sell kisses at your stall? Oh, certainly! came the ready reply. One guinea each. Right! replied the autocrat. Then I'll take* a couple���and good measure please. Aunt, remarked the fair and dainty damsel, forward, please. Two kisses for this gentleman! For a moment the man of means and money was nonplussed, but only for a moment. Then he turned to liis servitor: James, he said coolly, just take this purchase, please. A Medical Need Supplied.���When a medicine is found thai not only acts upon the stomach, but is so composed that certain ingredients nt It pass unaltered through the stomach to find actjion In the bowels, then there is available a purgative and a cleanser of great; effectiveness. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills are of this character and are the best of all pills. During the years that they have been in use they have established themselves as no other pill has done. The case had reached a critical stage und even the judge seemed to awaken to a live interest in the proceedings, for the most important witness was about to be cross-examined. So you are the lady's maid? began the relentless barrister. Yes, sir. And where were you at 7 o'clock on the evening in question? I was in my lady's room, sir. For what purpose? I was dressing my lady's hair. sir. The barrister leaned forward and spoke very slowly and impressively. Now think, he said. I want you to be very careful In answering this question: Was or was not your mistress lu the room at the time? Only One "BROMO QUININE" That ls LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE, Look for the signature or k. \\V. GROVE, Cures a Cold in One Day. Cures Grip in Two Days. 25c. His Opinion of Them An heirloom, explained the farmer, is something that has been handed down from father lo son and In some cases Is greatly prized. I'll prize these heirlooms I'm wearing, remarked lhe youngster, a good deal more if they wasn't so long in the legs. Mlnard's Liniment for sale everywhere. WHY IS THE BEST FOR YOU. BECAUSE It keeps your "White Clothes" looking Just like New. It does not Spot or Streak the clothes as there ts no settling. It ts the "Handiest Kind" to use. It isGunrnnteed to give Perfect Satisfaction or money Cheerfully Refunded. LISTEN! try it, and Provo It "J-R Blue is much better for Yourself. than any other." Miss A ioccntpack- rhomson, Belmont, Man. age lasts about "J-R Blueis an Excellent 6 months, aa it Blue, Superior to other blues z$ Good Elites." Mrs. Frank J. Size Wnfhingg Moore, Conn, Ont. MMmfnetowd hy "J-R Blue is the best Tlie Johnson- Blue I ever used." Mrs. W. MJiffi1011 TBE SECRET OF GIRLISH BEAUTY The Blood Must be Kept Rich and Pure, and the Nerves Properly Nourished. An Inspiring Model Little Johnnie, having in his possession a couple of bantam hens, which laitl very small eggs, suddenly hit on a plan. Going the next morning to the fowl-run, Johnnie's father was surprised to find run ostrich egg tied to one end of the beams, and above it a card, with the words: Keep your eye on this and do your best. W.N.U. 941 Waiting for an Answer We asked some months ago whether paper collars are still worn. No one vouchsafed to answer. It is our impression that the celluloid drove out the paper. We well remember the paper collar and the paper dicky. Cool Burgess used to slug of Hllde- brand Montrose: He parts his hair wllh extreme care And chalks his paper collars. But the paper cellar, once worn, was an accomplished fact, something to be forgotten; while the celluloid like the enamelled steel collar of the I civil war period can be cleansed, i The steel .collar was at regular Inter- | Mils refreshed by use of a tooth I brush. It's Always A Good Thing To have-a Clear Horizon at both ends of the day. A dish of Post Toasties for breakfast and again at the evening meal opens and closes the day with a dash of sunshine. Toasties are bits, of hard, white Indian Corn, lirst carefully cooked, then rolled thin and crinkly, and toasted to a delicate, appetizing brown. Not a hand touches the food In manufacture, and it is ready to serve direct from the package���to be eaten with cream or milk���and sugar, if desired. Post Toasties taste delioioiisly good and are richly nourishing. Made by Pure Pood Factories of Canadian Poetum Cereal Company, Ltd,, Windsor. Ont. Every parent of a growing girl and every young woman who looks after herself, should be constantly on the watch for symptoms of Impoverished blood. Girls In their teens should not be pale, languid and constantly fatigued. Nature intended them to be bright, energetic and active. The happiness of a lifetime dtpefias upo.i giving the blood the help it needs at this time, when girls are too frequently allowed to overstudy, overwork or suffer from lack of exercise. The symptoms of Impoverished j blood are unmistakable. They are | languidncss, pale, sallow complexion, I shortness of breath, violent palpita- | tion of the heart, particularly on going J up stairs, poor appetite, dizziness and headaches, and a tendency to faint. I These symptoms of course are not all found In every case, but the more I the viotlm has of them the greater I progress has Ihe trouble made and the j more imperative is the necessity to I at once begin to check It, through the i use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, which : bring bac lcthe gin wof health and en-1 I ergy to every part of the body. The | ! case of Miss Jcanle Fraser, Hamilton, ! Ont., offers proof of this. She says: : ; "For about eighteen months 1 was | ���In a very bad state of health and I thoroughly run down. I had no appetite and suffered from most of the j ; symptoms of anaemia. I went to al : local doctor and received treatment' i from him for three months, and al-! though I took bottle after bottle of medicine 1 was steadily growing worse, j and 1 got so down-hearted and de-j pressed that I felt I would never get! better. At this time I read the case! | of a young lady whose symptoms were ] ��� similar to mv own, who had been cur-' ed by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and I decided to try them. By the time! I had used three boxes my appetite had improved and I was feeling morel encouraged. I continued the use of! the Pills for a time longer and my I health was fully restored." I The*>e Pills are sold by all medi- cine dealers or may be had by mail j nt 5fl cents a box or six boxes fori $2.5n from The Dr. Williams' Medi-! cine Co., B.rockville, Ont. WINNIPEG DRUGGIST ENDORSES SANOL REMEDIES SANOL AND SANOL'S AffTl-DIA- BETES EFFECT V.ONDERFUL CURES Below la given a copy ot n '��� tl *r from tt prominent Winnipeg Di igg This is nnt typical ut ih'' many we receive; advising ot the greal demand for SANOL, and SANOL'S ANTt-DIA- I'.KTKK, nml tin many - urea hi IS sterling remedies effect. Tho Sanol Manufacturing Co., * Winnipeg, Dear Sirs. In regard to the sale of SANOL ami SANOLiS ANTI-DIABETES t m.Kht. Bay I havi- been handling the s la tin about three months. I was obliged io put In SANOL'S ANTl- LuAtJETES in supply one of mj customers, wlin now Is completely cured and whom, I believe, has sent .1 testimonial to your office. Another customer ordered SANOI, and t was obliged to stock it. This gentleman was sn wi'll satisfied that h. has sent bottleB to his friends. Up to this time 1 had never really taken much interest in the preparations, but when customer after customer would come In and tell us about what SANOL had done for them I came to the conofuslon It would be worth my while getting behind SANOL and re. commending it to my customers. This I have done, and t have heard nothing but words of praise for SANOI. and recommending it to my customers, This I have dour-, and I have heard nothing hut words of praise for SANOL and SANOL'S ANTI-DIABETES. I am, Yours truly, Austin's Drug Store. P. .1. IUmly:i. Mgr The original of this letter, with many others of like nature, may he seen ution our Files at uny time. SANOL Is the "RELIABLE CCRE" for (tall Stones. Kidney Trouble, K 1- ney Stones. Bladder Stones. Oravel, Lumbago and all diseases arising from Uric Aold. Price 51.50. SANOL'S ANTI-DIABETES is the only remedy which has a record "f complete cures of Diabetes. Price ff 2. OU. For sale at all Leading Druggists. Send for Free Literature, THE SANOL MANUFACTURING Co , Limited WINNIPEG, MAN. Good friend, if fate should but bestow: Upon, we'll say, a man like you, The problems I have mentioned, oh! What would you do? What would you do ? HOW'S THIS We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh t tint cannot be ' cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. O. ; We, the undersigned, have known F. j J. i. i.eiuy n��. the last 15 years, and be- i lleve him perfectly honest in all business transactions and financially able to carry oul any obligations made bv bis Arm. WALDING RINNAN & MARVIN*. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O. ; Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, I acting directly noon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Hold by all druggists. Take Halls Family Pills for constipation. \\%(rm^f)- ITU. -J&Mni/iA mu dt��aM jMalbSttEttlt/Uiil DYOLA tOWlTtT^AaHINDS'"* ll'a tha CLEANEST, SIMPLEST, and BEST HOME DYE, one can buy..Why you Son'! even have lo know what KIND of Cloth yuur Goo.lt ... made of.-.So Xltfltakee are tjnpntaible. Send for Free Color Card, Story Booklet, and Booklet giving reaulta of Dyeing ever oUier color*, Tha JOHNSON.niCHARIJSON CO., limited. Montreal. Canada. -Then we'll consider -But���er���what about The Agent- Chat settled. The Actor the contract ? The Agent���Oh, that's all right. A verbal contract will do. The Actor���Laddie, listen. The last time I had a verbal contract 1 drew a verbal salary. Because they set so gsntiy (no purging or griping) yet so thoroughly NA-DRU-CO' e5& J ire best for the children as well as the grown-ups. 25s. s box at your druggist's, National Uric in CftMKil Co. it Cimdi, Ihvrittl \\*\\B si fi S^JJ At AU Times to Stand Back of Every Statement We Make In Respect i:o Our Goods This means that we have confidence in our goods and our rapidly increasing- business proves that the people of Courtenay Districl will accept NOTHING BUT THE BEST It will cost you nothing to investigate our prices. Call in and we shall be pleased to show you our stock and quote you prices. We have on hand a large number of Hot Bed Sash Everything for the Builder and Everything of the Best Kiln Dried Lumber, Lath, Building Paper, VW��\\ WE CARRY IN STOCK AT ALL TIMES: Cement, Builders' Hardware, Mouldings, Sash and Doors, Lime, Plumbing Supplies Window nnd Doer Frames Made to Your Order B kJ H H J. A i',.jLJ Plaster, Paints and Oils, Roofing, Etc. �� Ph one o .OURTE* P. O. Box 230 "Not better than the best but better than the rest" ��� ���������������������0S899 w'.fiec.jcie:oac��2��oii'iJ t&cc9 The Link That Binds tos��*��sce$eo Fifty clergymen of every denomination called at the Slate Department and meed Secretary Bryan to take the leadership of what they hope will prove the greatest interdenominational Bible Class in the world. Mr. Bryan has been much in demand by religious organizations since he took office, so far he has made no promises, but he, as wi 11 as the President and Vice-President, are active church members, and any of them can aud will preach a sermoil, lead a prayer meeting or teach a Bible class. Religion is not only the moral link that binds man closer with his Ood, but with his fcllowman and it speaks well for any nation when it lias such christian gentlemen at the head of its afiirs. It has been said that one's personal value depends upon their possession of religion. One is worth to society what they are capable of imparting and tho man whose aims are low who has in his heart no adoration of God, whose will is not subordinate to the supreme will, cannot be worth very much to himself or to society. There is every reason in a Christian country why all of our public servants should stand for Christianity, and we are glad these men are making their influence as potential for good as possible. The horse show just closed at Vancouver was the sixth held, and was also the most successful one in its history. An advertisement taken from a morning paper shows to what a pass a genius may coMe in a great city ; "Wanted���A collaborator, by a young playwright. The play is already written ; collaborator to furnish board and bed until ,play is produced. Courtenay Hospital A Doggerel There's a moaning in the woods And some poor devil's down, So hail a passing rig And take him into town. There's a groaning on the road, And some good comrade crys Oh, get a move on, friend, Be quick, before he dies! There's a gaping crowd in town, The doctor's right on hand To help the sufferer out And make for Cumberland. There's a swiftness in the speed, Aud all the road's ahead, There's fighting to be done, My God! too late, he's dead. There's a rich man here and there With land, in lots, to sell, He's waiting for his price, And lots are cheap���in Hell! 1 There's abundance in the land And uo one wants for bread And shall the purse be held Until the sufferer's dead? There's a lurking death around And who shall be his prey? Young, old, or rich, or poor? May help be near that day. Who succors on earth My sheer), Who helps without a fee, But just for love--tho.se are they Who do it unto Me. --Anon. It Sounded Like It A young girl from a country towu went to a city boarding school, much against the wish of her father, who thought she would be spoiled by city ways. Soon she wrote iu oue of her letters: "I am in love with ping- pong." The mother read the letter aloud to her father, who turned a'ngrily upon htr, saying: "Well you see I was right. I knew no good would come of her going to the city. Now, you see she has got in with one af those danged Chinamen." The eight hour law for women is a good thing. It should be extended to include wives, wt[ose wages (allowance) should in most cases be raised at the same time. SUBSCRIPTION RATES OF THE REVIEW *������ ��p ' Subscriptions Payable in Advance ��� ��� ��� CANADA One Year $1.50 Six Months 1.00 Three Months 0.50 UNITED STATES One Year $2.00 1 i SUBSCRIPTION BLANK Editor Review, Courtenay. Enclosed please find subscription for The Review for Name P. O Cut out and mail toilay, with amount of subscription enclosed It All Depends "John, how much money have we in the bank?" "We? I have a few hundred dollars, Maria. Why?" "Nothing, only I just got a letter from the lawyer who settled up my fathers estate. There was more property than anybody anticipated; a good deal more." "That's fine! How much do we get out of it, Maria?" "We? I get a few thousand dollars, John. Why?"���Chicago Tribune. Notice Messrs. J',. T. Cliffe and W. Ii. Higgins have purchased the Comox Livery Stables from Mr. John McKenzie, aud will continue to carry on the business as formerly. Your patronage is solicited. E. T. Cui'TK W. B, Higgins Just Arrived, a Full line oi 1913 Model Kodaks and Brownie Cameras Prices from $2 to $20 Call and get a Catalogue, You will want One Soon We are the Only Store ill Comov Valley selling Kodaks and Kodak Films Occasionally we meet a man who acts as if he wert living his life by contract. If you want pictures framed cabinet or sign worK done go to J. Sutton. The west is still the place for the young, the ambitious and the enterprising. Nothing is further from the truth than the idea that opportunity went with the placer gold, The pioneers had only two chances, mining and merchandising while, to-day, we have a thousand. Too much population may be as bad as too little. Certainly the east is becoming more and more like the conjested parts of Europe where only genius or exceptional luck lifts a man out of the ruck. The average man stays where he was born, or perhaps drops a peg. | The Pacific coast is the land of op- I portunity to-day.���San Francisco Post. A. H. PEACEY Courtenay Drug Store Feed and Livery Stable Heavy Teaming Promptly Attended to R. MacQUIEEAN, Prop. Phone 7 Union St. Courtenay FOR PLUMBING Power & Hand Pumping Installation S. 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