"62918867-6d3d-4fb5-a99c-48a55b2d399b"@en . "CONTENTdm"@en . "Revelstoke Herald and Railway Men's Journal"@en . "BC Historical Newspapers"@en . "2013-01-31"@en . "1902-10-17"@en . "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/xrevherald/items/1.0187872/source.json"@en . "application/pdf"@en . " \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\") 1 y \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD i.1 \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD ! -J --1 > < / / / /\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD/ ALD _a_hst:d RAILWAY MKN'S JOURNAL,. Vol V. Mo 15S 3 REVELSTOKE B.C. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1902 $2 OO a Year in Advance, NOW ARRIVING SHEETINGS, PILLOW CAS INGS J .COTTONS FLANNELETTES GINGHAMS TOWELINGS 1 CAVES FLANNELS * CANTON FLANNELS FLOOR OIL CLOTH TABLE OIL CLOTH BED SPREADS TABLE LINENS TABLE-NAPKINS \"TABLE CLOTHS. . LACE (URfAlNS From $1^25 to $io per pr, We can save you money *. -TonHDrygoods.-*.- _\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD_'.. L.,?. -...._._.. HOSIERY '. We are no\v unpacking a \"big range in, Ladies', Children's,' Men's arid Boys' Hosiery in Wools, Cashmere and Silks. Lddies* and hi Men's Underwear In this line ourstouk is complete and up-to-date. We \" can suit all tastes and fancies. Ladies\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDif - you are wanting something nice and service- vable\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDit_Avill_pay__y.ou__.to^ look over our goods... GLASSWARE and (ROCKERY Berry Setts, Table Setts, Water Setts,. Goblets, Tumblers, Glasses of all kinds now in stock. GROCERIES *j Our Stock is; always the very best that can be procured. We make a Specialty of Our leas And Coffees Give Our O. O. Blend Coffee a Trial. COLD GAMP The Camborne Miner has the Following to say in Regard to the Mines near the New Town of Goldfields. Taking the recent discovery made on llie Russia ml-CrilPi-ion, owned and operated liy the Ophir Lade s.yiidien.U', nnd tlie strike on the Bfiilricc. goes further to piove Llie values of llie Fish Creek camp, than anything shown heretofore. it, ench of the properties named, which are wide upuit, as greater depth ia reached, butter values art* obtained than the sulfate indicated. This is certainly lhe case with llie Beatrice, ns it is an entirely new find and the rich specimens brought down prove lhat free gold in quantity exists there. These discoveries, with active operations on the Eva.and the above named properties, will be the means of showing to lhe investing public, what, prizes actually exist in this camp. Il is clearly evident, the-thing must needed is development work, to show the riches lhat, acLually exist here. The massive- veins seen running through this rich zone; needs only the drill nnd energy to show what they contain. That the camp is rich in free milling propel ties goes without comment, as is already.proven in the Eva, Rossland, Criterion,- Beatrice nnd others. It is a inatter for us to wait, until we get our stamp mills running when the world will\" realize what the Fish Creek .camp .can do. XVe have not long to wait-for this, as two mills should be in operation' on or about the ,; ,. .,- .* * \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD -- - - . i first \"of-the year.-rV .-- 'a\"V'- \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD this riding the position of gold commissioner during your canvass for the election of 'BS? 20\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDWhen A. MeHne was appi/mlcd puslin.'ister o\cr tlio heads of civil servants in Uie employ of tin* post ollice of lhis city, did you raise nn object inn? If so. when and where? 21\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDDid Col. Prior, in his letters to M.ivor Cook, of Ottawa, and XV. Armstrong, promise Armstrong tlie position ot\" mining reco'rder, as claimed by you iu the lirst letter over your signature in the Kootenay Lvre.? 22\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDIf so will you give lhe IIiiit.VLn Col. I'i;..\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD -letters for publication? 23\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD If you are performing Uie duties of ins of the Columbia river work without pay, isn't that pretty near scabbing? FOUND ON THE BEATRICE Is It Dyspepsia ?_' , - Mr. Kellie has not taken the advice of liis'-frierids \"to' go awav back and sit down,\" but comes back, like'the cut, in the'' last issue\" of the patent medicine' paper published in the morgue at the rear of tlie undertakers, with\" a' lot of \"it's up to you \"' generalities. Mr. Kellie like the editor of the Mail has heen.. having a genuine pipe dream. Mr. Kellie charges the Hek.vld with accusing him of having promised three gentlemen in this riding the position of'Gold Connnis sioner during tlie election of 1898. What the Herald did say -was this:\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD \"Is this the same 3. M., who it is reported of him, that at the election of \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD?08,.pi'omised_three.different gentlemen Kootenay \"Lyre.\" Mr. II. A. Powell, ex'M.P., is alleged by the Kootenay, B.C., Mail, to have decl-ired in a speech thai the Inter' colonial R.iilway employes are \"Lhe scum oT lhe eaith,\" that lhe postoffice stall' is \"recruited fiom criminals,\" and that the French Canadians are all tliat'is..bad. Mr. Powell is too wise a man to make an}' such statements. We wi\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDh the Kootenay Mail would change its name and allow itself lo be known in the future as the Kootenay Globe. Its misrepresentations of public men does injustice to ils title- Toronto Mail and Empire. * Th'e Hkiiald does not agree exactly wilh the Mail Empire in its suggestion to Uie Knoleiiay Mail to change its .name to the Kootenay '-Globe.\" That would be altogether too hard on the Globe. For the. Globe in its best efforts could uot equal our esteemed in getting away froni the trulb. There is_ an'an'cient instrument called -tlie \"Lyre\" wh'i<:;h_iiame if-'adopted hy' lhe,editor of the K'lOten'oy Mail would fit in with the statements usually given out by that paper. Kootenny \"Lyre\" would be alright and it is now up to Lhe Mail to adopt that name, as our friend Mr. Kellie would say. \"- -. For the sake of argument, supposing Mr. Powell had said that some of the editors of the newspapers in * this province were Lhe \"scum of the earth,\" would the editor of the Mail feel that he had been named? .' A Free Gold Strike is Made on the Beatrice.\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDThe Yellow Metal Plainly Seen.\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDMill Test of 1,000 lbs. On Wednesday last a rich fiee gold strike was made on the Beatrice mint*, nt a deeper point than the previous 'working*:. The vein just found is from 10 to 15 fret wide, wit h the yellow stuff sticking right out of it. This discovery makes lhe Beatrice (yu* of lhe most valuable mines in the country, as it has already been proven that it is the richest galena property in this district and with tho discovery cf free gold, will considerably increase its, value. The management are having supplies packed to Ihe mine, for use during the winter, it, being the'owners .intention to carry on work vigorously during the winter months. They are going to ship 1,000 lbs. of ore from the new vein as a mill test, which, from samples shown, should equal anything in the district.\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDCamborne Miner. Hitting the Pipe. The editor of the,. Mail has had another pipe dream.- - The Mail's statement that the Ehiquesue Mining Co., owners of the 'Blue Jay, are interested in a big lumber deal on Trout Lake is not true. Mr. Bradley, manager \"of the Duquesne. Mining Co., in i eply to a question in regard to the Mail's report stated that the company has no interest whatever in the lumber deal. The, Herald will publish a full and authentic report of the new lumber deal when negotiations are completed and the company are ready to give the information to the public. , , .,', Quadrille Club. -. ., - The opening dance of the Quadrille club was held in Selkirk hall on Wednesday evening and proved a \"most enjoyable affair. * . The hall was taxed to its utmost capacity and' should the club continue to grow-at the present rate, more commodious quarters will have to be found. The music was furnished hy the band orchestra and was pronounced first class. The next mesting of the club takes place on Oct. 31st. D0UKH0B0R MISSIONARIES Religious Fanatics Try to Spread Their New Belie! in Other Villages\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDAnother Thorn in the Immigration Department. A new phase of tlie Dotikhobor question wliich is now disturbing the nervous system of the Dominion gov eminent'!** immigration department hns arisen aud the ollicials of that hard worked bureau are seeking a way of relief. It is undei stood that nothing has suggested itself as'yet. The new trouble is this. The members of the villages affected by the new unci radical form of religious observance have decided to sprend their doctrine, and 'with that end in view about fifty disciples have been sent forth to inculcate the \"gospel\" as they understand it. \"What new trouble they will brew is hard to conjecture,\" said a gentleman, newly arrived from the Doukho' bor settlements to a reporter for The Telegram last evening. \"They have attempted to secure concessions from various states iu the union to the south without avail. Now these importations from Russia are going to try to make some new trouble- heie if they cannot carry their ideas elsewhere.\" He went ou to say that theVillages where the disturbances are were largely confined to those inhabited by the older people and the missionaries heing sent out by them are of-the most fanatical of the people. They wear boots knitted out of binder twine With wooden soles, and .some of the most determined go\",b*arefo8te&\". Some of them -,have;even . lefused'to wear, woollen garments because the cloth is .woven from material of animal growth and have-attempted to clothe themselves with a coarse fabric,made from flax. It i*\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD coarse and must be exceedingly iiritating to the skin, but the patient Doukhobors bear it unflinchingly. . \"I car.'t say what success these Doukhobor missionaries are meeting OCTOBER of this riding-the office, of gold commissioner?\" - .It . was . reported at the -\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD - < -, election that this was a fact and Mr. Kellie knew \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD it' and never took the trouble to deny it. .Mr. Kellie has asked the Herald to apologize., The Hkrald\" will, do so and at the same time prescribe for Mr. Kellie's mental infirmities', if 'Mr. Kellie will answer to tlie satisfaction of the Herald the following questions, the first seventeen of which were taken from the fourth -j column of page 2 of the last issue of the Mail and next to Mr. Kellie's effusion of pure reading matter, and just ahove \"Baby's First Tooth\": DOES YOUR FOOD DISTRESS YOU? Are you nervous? Do you feel older than you use d to? Is your appetite poor? Is your tongue coated with a slimy, yellowish fui'? Do you have dizzy spells? Have you a bad taste in tlie mouth? Does your food come upfafter' sating, with a sour taste? Have yon a sensation of fullness after eating? Dd*\"you have heartburn? Do you belch gas nr wind? Do you have excessive thirst? Do you notice black specks before the eyes? Do you have pain or oppression around the heart? Does your heart palpitate*tor beat irregularly? Do your limbs tremble or vibrate? Are you restless at night? 18\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDDid you promiso three gentlemen the position of gold commissioner if you wero elected iu 'OS. 10-\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDDid you promise any person in 1^-^1~ nkets OCTOBER, the month when prudent buyers make their Blanket Purchases, a season when Stocks are at their fullest and the most complete assortment of New Goods are here to choose -* from, offers unusual opportunities to all attending. Fcr instance, a 7 lb. blanket that'is (ft ft Eft regularly worth \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD1.25, can be bought for _' JyOa OU THEN a Special High Grade.Pure Wool, English Blanket whicli weighs 8 lbs., joins in at the specially low price of T ; Dress Goods for Saturday Savings on the very cloths vou need. You have already decided upon maybe thc cloths most in demand this Fall. This Stoie is always alert for yonr interests. Months ago we saw that those fabrics would lead in the imrkel for this Season and when Special Discounts came our way we gladly availed ourselves of them. Thus it is you have chances tomorrow like the following : \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD French Broad Cloth Suitings 54 inches wide, in Navy, Oxford. Cambridge, Blue, Grey Custor Fawns, elc. Satin finish. Correct for Ladies' Tailoring. Regular value $1.50. Special Nice French Covert Suitings 54 inches wide, all Pure Wool, in all the latest Fall shades, including Navys, Greys, Browns, Fawns, etc. Geod medium weight of Cloth suitable for Ladies'Tailoring. Regular value $125. Special Black, English Broad Cloth Suitings 150 Yards, 54 inches wide, ulisolutely Fast, Black Skirts, may he made nnlined n, beautiful Satin finish specially manutactured for Ladies' Tailoring. Regular $1.25. Special $1.25 90c Have You Looked at Our Ladies' Coats The Mantle Room is thronged these Bright Fall Days with Handsome Coats for those who are fond of Style and Good Workmanship at the modern and moderate prices ruling at this Store\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDcheapness is nothing\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDthe woman of judgment cares not a wit for mere cheapness, but economy is another thing. In our Mantle Room all the qualities of first grade Ready to Wear Garments go hand in hand with the owest prices you will find anywhere. That is true Economy. REID & YOUNG, with,\" said llie informant of the Telegram. \"But they believe they are right, nnd will spread llieir belief 'ts far as they can.\" lie said tli-i' fortunately Un* younger generation did not Inke the kindlyto movement, nnd in a i.uiet way tried to discourage the acts of the eldeis, but the influence of the latter was still strong, and was haul to combat.\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD Winnipeg Telegram. Golden Notes. The work of clearing the site for the smeller which is lo be erected here by the Laborer's Co-Operative Association is being rapidly pushed ahead. The plant will arrive about the loth of November and the smelter is expected to be in operation by New Year's. The principals of the Company are now on their way from Chicago and are expected in Golden this week wheu plans for the working of their propeities during the winter will be formulated. The plant for the newspaper which this company are about to establish here hns arrived. The Upper Columbia Navigation Co. have had a busy suason handling freight, for points up the river. ~ Mr. and Mrs. XX. Mc-Neish of Vancouver, and formerly of Golden, are visiting here at present. A number of the local sportsmen are absent this week on their annual shooting trip; Game is, plentiful this season. A' steain heating plant is being installed in Ihe Columbia House under the- direction of P. Moran of Revel, stoke. The new vicarage is now completed and Rev. Mr. Tates* and family will take possession next week. \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD o Rev. VV. A. Campbell, who has heen appointed to look after the spiritual wants of the Presbyterians of Golden, arrived on Saturday. .The local 'curlers are beginning to make arrangements for the coming winter and' are looking \"forward to crossing brooms with -the Revelstoke cracks. The merchants are well pleased with the volume of business done tbis summer and the prospects of the town were never so bright as at present. .The wedding of Miss Rosie Evansi and Mr. Sharp, C.P.R. night operator, is announced to take place shortly. A Vancouver Vocalist The New York Journal of a recent date contained the following item \"Miss Olga McAlpine, the Canadian contralto, has heen engaged as soloist at the Temple, corner Sixty-third St., and Lexington avenue. Miss McAlpine is also thc contralto of Holy Trinity,- Brooklyn\" This prominent young singer is well known in Vancouver, being the sister of~DrTM<\"Alpifierand- a former student of Mr. G. Hicks. \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD Province. The young lady mentioned above will be well known by a large number of the old timers in town. Miss McAlpine in 5)5-0 resided with her parents ou the island just opposite Morris k Steed's store. Her sister, Miss McAlpine, was the first school teacher in Revelstoke. LATEST NEWS BY TELEGRAPH The News ofthe World in Briel As Received Over the Wires From Every Corner of the Globe. Uproarious scenes were created by Irish members on the opening of British parliament yesterday, A convention of miners delegates bat been called for Monday at Wilkesbarre, Pa., at which it will probably be decided to order the men back to work. The mines are expected to ba in full opera* tions again by next Thursday. London newspapers express great satisfaction af the apparently favorable outcome of 'the United States coal strike. An epidemic of cholera is spreading rapidly in Palestine. The Soufriere volcano has again been in eruption. Great panic. No Htcs lost. Ina fit of jealous fury,' Archie Wnodin. killed his father in law. mother in law and his own year olil child and attempted to shoot himself, but his wound is not fatal, at Mount Pleasant, Mich.- * Carrie Nation attempted to take charge of a saloon at Austin, Texas, and landed iu the gutter as a result of the proprietor throwing her out. Is Giving Watches Away. . In prosecuting its plan to build up the largest circulition in ihe Kootenay and incidentally, in observance of ite \" seventh \"anniversary, the, .Trail Creek News is giving to each\"new subscriber* a watch.. It is not a full jeweled 18 - karat gold watch, but is a neat, perfect running' timepiece:' - It i6 guaranteed for onV-year and if * it;fails to keep . accurate ,-tiwe ..during that period/it^' will be exchanged for a.new__one. - The guarantee'is that of tbe largest watch'- company in the United States. 'The**, subscription to the News is $2 per year-* upon receipt of which a. watch -evill be '\" forwarded, together with the Trail Creek News for.one year. It's a good watch for man or boy. Remittance should be forwarded by express or postal order, to Trail\" Creek Hews Trail,\"B. C. ' --' Rifle Association Saturday, Oct. 11. A hifrh wind interfered with the shooting, but could not prevent H. A. Brown from making the best score yet sent in on the range. - 200 500 000 Total H. A. Brown 32 27 27 86 B. Lawson 30 25 11 66 A. E. Phipps... . 18 20 22 00 T. Downs 14 U 16 44 F. B. Lewis 23 13 7 i* 43 G. S. Flindt 19 20 0 30 A. M. Pinkham.. 10 H 0 33 J. H. Jackson.... 18 10 0 28 W. Bailey 15 0 6 27 T. Steed 17 10 0 27 G. Lembke 17 4 2 23 Dr. Carruthers.,. 27 did not shoot The City Schools. The following is the report of Division VI. of the public school for the month of September, which was received too late for insertion last week: Class A.\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDOscar Hanson, Bertha Hobbs, Eugene Nealon. Class B.\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDJames Hay. Willie Watson, Orville Wilson. Class C\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDLily Pettipiece, Lena Match, Harold Solloway. Class D.\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDMary Parsons, Peter Moran, Gladys O'Brien. Dealers in .FIRST-CUSS Groceries Flour, feed MtGary's Famous Stoves Tinware, Graniteware Heavy and Shell Hardware Stores at Revelstoke Nakusp New Denver. mJl CAUSED BY\"A TURTLE, KXCITEMKXT OS A NEW litEVATED CAR. ronic Slocpy Kixlii* niinn anil III* Catch\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD A Spinslrr Hynterlcnl\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\"I IHd Not See 11.\" !iuy*i a Man. No particular deductive ability was required tu 'determine the fact that thc \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDman in the toracr seat of.the clcvitod railroad car had been fishing, snys The New York Sun. lie had a rod in a shabby, grey cloth case, a little landing net ond a very sunburned nose. There were no fish in'sight, but a bulging coat p *<:k- \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDct suggested tlmt the day had not been entirely unproductive. .Shortly afler liis entry at l.V\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDlh street, he foil asleep and snored beuriily. At l'23th stieet the car filled up. Two girls suffering from til!* icc-hee iiabit took seats adjoining thai of Uio tlceper. Tlie fact that he was asleep tet them jrlgjling lo the point of s.t*\".ing- ulation. When '.'.icy had exhausted the possibilities of mirth tn this direction, lhey began to talk about their -'gcntle- men friends.\" This subject naturally proved so engrossing that they lost all int. rest in their neighbor. They failed to notice a \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD convulsive phen* menon whieh iiinh fe ted xi...-!; ;-. *li. \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD..: .\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD -C Al.\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD l.,.lr.l,-.... \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDr.f.Xr. itself in the region of the bulging'pocket. The cloth waved and\"'.writhed and en apparition came forth. A man on the opposite side of the car started at the Bight of it. One of lhe girls not'eed hit expression. \"Oh, Tessie,\" she tittered \"look at \"the glass-eye glare OB the old guy opposite.\" \"What's he rubbering at?\" giggled her companion. \"You must have made a hit with bim.\" \"You could knock his eyes ofT with B stick,\" remarked the first. \"Maybe he's goin' to have a fit.\" \"Gues3 he thinks the snoozcr in the corner's his long-lost brother. Do you Oohl Ow! Ee-ee-ee-ee!\" *'Ee-ee-ee!\" echoed her companion, 'sympathetically as they both went up In the air with\" great unaniraitv. \"What .\"is it! A rat? A mouse?\" \"A\"snay-ynke!\" shrieked Tcssle. \"He's got it in'his pocket.\"* They fl\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD*d up the aisle. Everybody ;n the\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD vicinity looked at the slumbering fishnsiian. \" Fro\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD his pocket tliere protruded a long, waring neck, which terminated ln a wicked reptilian head, set vith beady: eyes. For a moment the head vacillated, then withdrew into the pocket. A gasp \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDcame from the women iii the car. The -fisherman slept on. 'Presently a maiden lady of undecided years, but decided aspect, came in a-id planted herseli firmly beside the angler. A youth across the way, with a varicolored hatband and altruistic notions of iis duty lo his fellow-creatures, immediately addressed her. \"Excuse me, lady, but 1 wouldn't sit there,\" he said. \"Oh, you wouldn't!\" Bhe retorted, '^vlth unexpected and brisk argumentativeness. \"Well, nobody wants you to sit here. Vou couida't sit here if you --wanted to. Whv wouldn't you \"sit tiere?\" \"Well, there's something in the pock- \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDt\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDer\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDthat is, the man next you,\" -stammered the youth, becoming confused : \"he's got something in his pock- \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDet\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDer\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\" \"By the way you taDc,\" Baid the mai'l- \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDn lady, severely. \"1 judge that you \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD have something in your pocket from , which you have been imbibing.\" \"'That's a nice way to treat a follow :\" that's trying to tip one off,\" complain- ' ed the youth. \"I only wanted to .tell yyon '\"' \"Tip\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDrae\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDoff!\" said she. \"Tip me off \"oii what?\" I should like to see you -try to tip me oir.\" ' \"The young man merely \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDwishes to -warn you, madam,\" said the man who -had roused the giggling girls' . mirth. \"He wishes to warn you against your 'aiel^hbor, who; \" *'My neighbor is asleep. People who \" 'mre asleep mind their business. Peo- Tple -who are awake ought to,\" said the _i-ladv_with_ asperity. __ Everybody, in the car\" was wishing- -that the creature would appear in the \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDrole of Poetic Justice. Presently it -fiid. Tlie youth -with the hatband said \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDnothing, but pointed Impre-sivcly . at It. One glance sufficed the severe maiden lady. She gave a little shriek, bounc- ae4 to her feet, and, to the consternation of the youth, seized him and burst 7 Sato tears. ^He led her from the car weeping hys- '\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDterically. The di-'. iple of Iznnk Walton -slept the sleep of the \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDweary. . The next occupant of the seat reeled into it because it bumped up against 'him as he lurched down the car. His nose was. as red as the fisherman's, but -not from the aun's rayf. He fell into th*. seat and a troubled doze almost \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDsimultaneously. The thing 'in the pocket had lu-tily \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDwithdrawn after, the episode of the \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDmoi'ion l\"**!y. but now the head nppf-ir- '-d acaln. lt reeonnoitercd the sn.ioz- 3n_a man. Further and further stretched \"the neck. All ov\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD were on It. The pet p'o -.-.ere wonderir.f what kind of sn-ike ii belli 'S- ed to, wh Mexican Girls. UCH lias been written of the beauty of the sonoritas o\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD Mexico. Many a tourist goes tliere with exalted Ideas of the charms of the high-caste young women with raven hair, soft olive complexions und bewitching eyes. Evidently the charms of that matchlessly balmy climate and the wonderful plcturesque- ness of scenes everywhere have blurred the critical vision of many of the writ- erg, and as a result they dwell upon the beauty of the senorltas. However, according to one Mexican correspondent, the beauties are by no means plentiful. \"A large part of the Mexican young women have prominent, heavy noses. This characteristic Is more noticeable among the people in the rural pueblos In the valleys. From fourteen to twenty, most senorltas arc In their prime so far ns facial beauty is concerned. From twenty to thirty tho dark pigment In their complexion develops rapidly, ana nine out ot ten of them ruin the softness of their complexions by inordinate use of the cosmetics and face washes which comprise a surprisingly large proportion of the national imports from Europe and the United States. There Is no denying that the eyes of the average Mexican girl, except in the lowest classes, have a peculiar mildness. The long, heavy eyelashes over the dark eyes give an expression of seriousness and pathos that one never forgets. The hair of the senorita Is seldom fine and flossy. All the women in the peon class dock their -coarse hair squarely across the forehead, while the young. women of the upper class deck their foreheads with \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDan infinite lot of frizzes and intricate mazes of finely spun curls. A curious fact is that some of the old families in Mexico have followed a fashion in hair arrangement, characteristic of the particular family, for several generations. For Instance, there is the rich and powerful Yorba family of Chihuahua. Every woman in the family for more than one hundred years has frizzed, curled and plastered her hair after the style Grandma Yorba (a famous belle in her day and an acquaintance of old Queen Mercedes) adopted in the last days of Spanish dominion over Mexico. The exquisite black-lace mantilla shading the eyes, the high comb, and the coral and pearl jewelry become a senorlta more than they would any other woman In the: world. Perhaps it is the oddness of these graceful charms that has won the general praise of so many visitors to Old Mexico. The senorita at the opera, with her coquettish fan, her be- rosed': hat, and7 her gorgeously colored silken gowns, looks very attractive, but at close range only a few of the women have the freshness, the vigor and the clear-cut, refined expressions of American young women of like . station.\" Invaders of the Sanctum. A united states newspaper once announced that a notorious thief, well known locally, had been lynched for horse-stculing. Thc man called at tho oflice, 6ound in wind \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD and limb, and demanded a withdrawal of tho unfounded statement. \"We cannot retract,\" said the editor; \"we never do.\" \"But the 'Mail,' whieh published a similar report, hns withdrawn it,\" said the man. \"That may be,\" replied the editor. \"The report appearing in the 'Mail' was no doubt without foundation; but oui' news is always true. However, we don't mind saying in tho next issue that the rope broke, and that you escaped with a, slight contusion.\" If a story told in journalistic circles be well founded, a somewhat similar incident occurred in London. One day a gentleman called at thc ollice of a well- known newspaper and said to the editor, m famous man in his time: \"Sir, it is announced in your paper that I am dead.\" \"Well,\" replied tlie editor, \"if it is in our ?apcr it ia correct.\" \"lt is not correct, or here I am alive,\" rejoined the other. \"Well, it can't he helped,\" said the editor. \"But I expect you to contradict it,\" \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDaid the gentleman. \"No, I cannot do that,\" said the editor, \"as we never contradict anything that appears in our Sapcr. I will do the only thing I can o to bring you to life ngain. To-morrow I will put you in thc list of births.\" Sometimes the editor gets the better of these: unpleasant intruders into his- sanctum. A friend of ours was seated In his editorial chair in a Yorkshire town, quietly snipping paragraphs from contemporary journals, when in walked, unannounced, a big, ferocious-looking man with a heavy stick in his hand. \"Is the editor in?\" he asked. Tho menacing tone in which the question was put showed that he had not come to make a friendly callj to,insert an advertisement, or to pay a subscription to the journal. \"No, sir,\" replied, the editor, with admirable presence of mind\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDr\"he has just gone out. Take a seat and read the paper; he will return in a minute.\" Down sat the indignant visitor, crossing his legs, with his club between them, and commenced reading a paper. In the meantime the editor quietly vanished downstairs, and at the landing he met another excited man, with a cudgel in his hand, who also asked if the'editor was in. \"Yes, sir,\" vas the prompt response, \"you will find bim seated upstairs, reading a newspaper.\" The second visitor, on entering the room, commenced a violent assault upon the first, which was resisted with equal ferocity. The fight wns continued till they both rolled to the foot of the stairs and had cudgelled each other to their hearts' content. A Fox's Revenge. Effect of Odors; Upon '9111k. The power of absorbing odors is one possessed in a marked degree by milk. If, for instance, we,leave a bowl of-milk in thc neighborhood of an uncorked bottle of sewage water, we should find in a very few hours that the milk was con. siderably affected thereby. Tests have .ibeenjarried, out in. which milk has been A gentleman out shooting one day came to a river, where he saw six geese beyond shot, lie determined to wait for them to approach the shore. While sitting there he saw a fox come down to the shore and stand some time and observe Uio geese. c-At length he turned and went into the woods and camo out with a very large bunch ot moss in his mouth! \" He then entered the water very silently, sank himself, and then, keeping the moss above the water, himself' concealed, he floated among the geese. Suddenly one ot them was drawn under the water, and the fox soon appeared on the shore with the goose on.his back. He ascended the bank, and found a hole made by the tearing'up of a tree. This hole he, cleared, placed in it the goose, and covered It with great care, strewing leaves over It. The fox then left; and while he was away the hunter un- burled the goose, closed the hole and resolved to wait the issue. In about an hour the fox returned with another fox in company: They went directly to the place where the goose ;had been buried, and' threw out the earth. The goose could not be found. They stood regarding each other for some time, when suddenly the second fox attacked the other, most furiously, as If offended by the,.trick of: his friend. During the battle the hunter shot them both; New Round Dances. placed near various strong-scented sul>\" stances, and at the end of eight hour3 the odors could, more or less; be distinguished in the milk. The odors of turpentine, onions, tobacco smoke and rotten fish were strongly absorbed; those of musk and camphor only to a: alight extent. This shows how important it is that milk should be kept among clean and fresh surroundings, and this point should he kept in mind hy both producers and consumers. Milk \"should\"never*be kept in the bedrooms of sick' persona, and milk should never be drunk which has been near anyone suffering frcSm in- fec-tious disease. It is a well known fact that the food consumed by tho cows has an influence not only upon the composition of the milk, hut upon its, ta**ie and od'ois. lt appear*!, moro- ovur, that the milk in the udder can cvn lit; afTcctcd if tlie cows breathe an atmosphere charged with odorous* particle.*, of dis.igree.iblc smelling ga-oi. The odor ot* carbolic acid quickly allfcts the flavor of the milk, and evenalso thc flesh of the animal. Hence it is advisable, when houses have been' \"disinfected'with* this acid, not to allow therein any milch cows or animals shortly to be butchered until the smell has entirely passed off. If cows arc kept in stnl-lea Tccently washed with carbolic acid, their milk, cither raw or cooked, will lmve a most disagreeable flavor. Tn short, we must supply milking stock with plenty of food and pure, fresh air, and he careful that the houses and surroundings nre kept1 perfectly clean.\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDC. G. Freer Thonger, in \"i'arm and Home.\" .Love's Omission. I have whispered my love to the bright erizj-B above. To the mountains! To the echoing hills, io the murmuring rill\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD. To the fountains! In woodland and va.le I've unfolded my tale Of devotion; Not a meadow or grove but's aware of nay love\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD My emotion! I have spoken;as well'-to each flower in the dell. The bees ranging My passion reveal jr.*. the honey they steal, Sweets exchanging. And the stream a-s it Hows all my ecstasy . knows, Ah, sweet, feeling! To the air, to the sky. my love secrets am I All revealing. Three new round dances have just been approved and adopted by thc Normal Association of Masters of Dancing of tho United States and Canada, which rccontly met in New York. Tliey are the Military Dip Waltz, the Olympia Schottisehe, and tlie Antler's Gavotte. The Military Dip Waltz is said to be the simplest* and most graceful of tho three. It has been predicted that this dance will sweep the country, and may take the place of the two-step in the matter 'of popularity. The movements are thus described: Take a position facin\" your partner, as if for waltzing. The left-foot of both lady, and gentleman should be in the fourth, position, front; that is, about the length of one step in front of the right foot. At .the beginning of the strain the gentleman dip3 forward upon his left and tho lady backward upon her right; then both reverse tho movement. The gentleman next makes a quick change, stepping forward on the left and then on the right. The balance is repeated in this position, the two dip movements having occupied just* four measures in all. From this point glide into the'waltz, waltzing four measures; then repeat the balance movement again, and so on ad libitum. The dance is* simple, easy, and fascinating. The Olympia Scliottische is designed for the more agile and\" spirited dancers. It is begun,in the open position assumed for any schottisehe, the gentleman holding the lady's left hand with his right, the two facing one another. The lady starts with thc right foot, the gentleman with the left. Dip backward with a graceful hcnd of knee, then bring the rear foot forward and rise on the toes. Repeat the movement with the other foot; glide four times to the riglit, re- peat-_both_movRments,_f_ace_forward_and nop on left foot, kicking right with toa\" touching the floor; then hop on right, kicking left. \"SText assume the closed position and take four glides, a half turn, finishing with four more glides in the same direction. The Antler's Gavotte is made up entirely of familiaT steps. This is begun in the closed position. March two measures, two-step four, take three glides to the left, finishing on the riglit foot, and waltz to the close of the strain. This i3 a new combination of the two old favorites, t two-step and waltz, with the march step for variety. A Valuable Clue. To tho moon Bhtnlnc brl(_lit I have breathed my d.'HKht. Ah, my paRslon! AH . below,: nil above, I've informed oi my lovo In a. fashion: But'.though I have''cried 'my'desire far and wid**. I'm afraid I Have yet to imr.art the true state my heart-- To tho lady! \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD' Punch of David I.loyd-Gcorge, a. member of Parliament from Wales, tells a good story on himself in connection with a Disestablishment meeting in which ho has born taking part in Wains. A few days previous, it seems, there had heen a Church Defence meeting held in thc samo place, atWhich a certain prominent dignitary of thc Establishment had spoken, referring to whom Mr. Lloyd-George's Chairman observed : \"Ih my opinion that Churchman i3 one of the biggest liars in North Wales, but, thank goodness, we've got a match far him, here tonight 1\" A Bad Guess,, A girl In a pale-pink kimono. Plrlc-d up n young rellow-a Jonah. Said she, \"Well, for lunch I'll havo rood bird and punch.\" \"Not much; you'll have beer and bologna.\" \".Please, sergeant,\" exclaimed a lady, I as she rushed into the police station, half out of'breath.,'Then she hesitated. \"What is it, ma'am?\" \"I don't like to tell you.\" \"Proceed. Have you been robbed, or r.-1 \"Jjolibi-d, sir; cruplly robbed. *' Last night .someone stole a lot of clothes from off my line.\" \"Just give me a list of the articlo stolen.\" \"I couldn't do that, for they took two \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD pairs of \" j \"What?\" i \"Oh, no; I really couldn't Bay; hut, j Mr. 1'olicenian, if you see anybody wear- in;.' tliein, arrest th'un.\" ] Willi this brief explanation she de- I parted, and now she is telling all the I neighbors that the police force of this i country arc too Btupirl to detect crime, | even when they get a clue at ilrjt hand. The Breakfast State of Mind. Why Is breakfast \"the most trying meal of the day V\" asks a writer In the \"Spectator.\" Why are people Irritable at breakfast and disinclined to talk? Is lt possible, perhaps,^that there exists a particular breakfast bacillus, \ Which thrives ln the presence ot bacon, coffee and buttered toast, and which attacks everybody who comes !nto the room where it lives, with a varying effect upon different constitutions? Tor the breakfast state of mind varies with different persons. There are several distinct classes into which the prevalent symptoms seem to fall. People do not behave ln the,, same way at breakfast aa at other meals, and though at dinner their moods may be practicably ^distinguishable \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD the states of mind of diners, that Is, do not greatly vary\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDat breakfast they conduct themselves as differently as possible. There are some people, for Instance, who are in offensively high spirits early ln thc morning; in a state of health, in short, which really Is rightly described as rude. You can hear them coming downstairs, no matter how far the stairs are away from the dining-room, after slamming their bed-room doors, with a resoffhdlng bang. They open the dining-room door as It they were pursued by a policeman, and probably slap their male friends on the back in an extremely provocative manner. During breakfast itself, while consuming great quantities of all kinds of food, they comment loudly on the small appetites of others, and Insist upon drawing the attention of those who clearly wish to eat very little to the presence of everything which Is edible in the room. They appear to be perfectly unconscious of the amount of suffering which their splendidly healthy habits Inflict .upon other persons of less ; roibust constitutions, and are only aible to suggest, In answer to possible complaints of a headache, that the complainant should resort to the particular dishes of which they have themselves eaten, and which they Invariably describe as \"quite excellent.\" If the frame of mind of the rude and boisterous breakjfaster Is one extreme, the other extreme Is the mental state .of the man who goes through the meal In a condition of profound depression. He. glances vaguely and uncompre- hendlngly at a succession of dishes, eventually taking the} smallest possible amount of the\" dish that is easiest to , get on with. He does not,speak unless \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDsomeone speaks to him, when he either answers shortly and sadly, or; more often, with obviously forced merriment ' and Inconsequent: laughter.; ' Or\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDand perhaps this variant of the breakfast \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD state of nilnd Is a more striking antithesis to the rudely boisterous\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDhis unbalanced mental attitude may be one of suppressed fury. Men have Ibeen known who every morning of their lives\" hold a kind of review of their acquaintances and friends, and in some cases of those whom they employ. They occupy the breakfast hour In passing, so to speak, down the front and rear ranks,.and in .trenchantly summing up the habits and7 qualifications ot every man reviewed, ending in each case -with the verdict that \"he Is an ass.\" Probalbly he is nothing of the kind; later in the day, indeed, he may become endowed with all the virtues, .but from eight o'clock in the morning un til ten he possesses for the furious break- faster no characteristics except those of the idiot, or, in exceptional cases, of.the professional robber. Of course, between the extremes of the rudely boisterous and the profoundly depressed or trenchantly furious breakfast states - of mind there are .others less definite. The curious case came under the observation of the present -writer of a man who, although in every respect temperate and healthy, did not find himself alble to breakfast until everyone else had finished. He was accustomed to get up at the same time as everyone else,- but knowing that others staying ln the same house were breakfasting ln the ordinary way ^own- stairs, he would pace up and down his room .waiting until a footman, specially instructed, brought In the news that \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDbreakfast was over. He would theii enter the dining-room with an excel-' lent appetite, -which, however, failed him completely Bhould any fellow- guest toy chance return'to the room. But nothing, in any case, exhausted his patience; if it happened that a late riser remained at the. .breakfast-table -half-an-hour^longer-Jthan the rest, he accepted the situation with complete equanimity; nor, upon any consideration, would he'consent to breakfast ln his own* room, or anywhere except at a deserted table. There are other and more or lees, comprehensible states of mind; as, for Instance, the dislike which some' persons have of watching other people eat porridge; the unhapplness which possesses some breakfasters; usually^jouT- nalists, unless they are allowed to iwalte, up and down the room : ln .'.silence;'', th* extreme difficulty whlc*f!' some men find in breakfasting In a room In which there Is a looking-glass; and th* strange mental condition -which,-at whatever time they may 'happen t* come down to the dining-room, Impel* some persons to but one desire\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDnam*-, ly. to get the thing over as soon as possible. \"Early or late, \"winter or summer, work or holidays, two .damns and a cup of coffee\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDthat's my breakfast,\" was the succinct comment of one who Invariably began the day in a quit* unnecessary hurry. A Natural Conclusion. Tommy\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDWhere you,goin', Jimmyt Jimmy\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDSunday school. Tommy\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDDug yer bait yett Several stories arc told of Tennyson's thoughtless speeches. \"What fish is this? he once asked his hostess whore he was dining. \"Whiting,\" she replied \"The meanest fish there is,\" he remarked, quite unconscious that lie could have wounded anyone's feelings. Yet his kindness of heart' was such that when his partridge was afterward given him \" almost raw lie ate steadily through it. for fear his hostess might be vexed. Oh on* occasion Tennyson was very, rude to Mrs. Brotherton, a neighbor at Freshwater. The next day he came to hei house wilh a great cabbage under each- arm. \"I heard you liked these, so 1 brought them,\" he said, genially. It was his idea of a peaco-oll'ering. In a speech in London the other day, Sir Henry Campbcll-Banncrman told an admirable story of the advice given by an Englishman, a Scotchman, and an Irishman, respectively, to a gentleman;, whose servant was constantly breaking articles in the household. The English man, in his blunt, honest way, said to tho employer: \"Oh, get rid of him\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDdis miss him.\" The Scotchman's advice'was \"Slop the money'out of his wages.\" \"But,\" said tho master, \"he breaks more ' than his wages amount to.\" \"Then,\" f said the Irishman, \"raise his wages.\" 99 HEART \"STARTS Does the slightest effort excite the Heart, quicken the breathing;, Induce suffocation, fluttering, palpitation or excruciating; pain-spasms? You need no surer symptom of disease, for when \"tho heart \"starts\" the heart is sick. '-Dr. Agncv's Cure for the Heart Is a heart specific. Under it's sway, any or nil of these sensations of. distress .will vanish like dew before the morning sun. It is winning golden encomium! every day as a never-failing treatment. One dose gives relief in thirty minutes. \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD:\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD'\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD A few bottles will cure the most stubborn case. II \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDte Has not changed His Mind in Seven Yoaie| This Correspondence TellsIMore emphatically Than Perheps Anything Could, the Perfect Permanency of Cures Made by Dodd's Kidney Pills. Gclert, Ont., Aug. 25.-(Special.)\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD Mr. Samuel Kernahan, of this place, is a wonderful example of what Dodd's Kidney Pills will do for sick and suffering humanity. Mr. Kernahan had been very ill, indeed so ill that the doctors had given him up as incurable, lie had spent a great deal of money'in'trying to obtain a cure, but all in vain, until at last a friend suggested Dodd's Kidney P^lls. This wonderful remedy soon made him'a well man, and, although this was nearly seven years ago, ne has scarcely known what illness has been since,'and has never had a return of his old trouble. The following letter which -he has ' addressed to the proprietors of Dodd's Kidney Pills, tell the story: Gelert, Ont., Oct.\" 12, 1895. * In Dec, 1893, I was talten sick and laid up, unable to work for fourteen months. I was confined to my house and to my bed. I was attended at various times during these months by five different doctors. Three of them decided that my ailment was floating kidney and incurable. The other two said that it was spinal'disease, hut all five of them pronounced my- case absolutely and positively incurable. My money was nearly all gone, for I ( was a rich man. Some oneadvised mc to try Dodd's Kidney Pills, aad. as a last hope I did so. Alter I lad tak- \"cn.three boxes I was able to:walk about, hut I continued the treatment until I had takeb eighteen boxes. No* I can* say I am entirely cured; and. able to'do'my work as well as ever. ' SAMUEL KERNAHAN;- Gelert, .April 24, 1902. I am as sound .as I. ever-was and have not had the slightest return of my old trouble, \"since Dodd's Kidney Pills cured-me away.,baclcjEi ,'?4* SAMUEL; KERNAHAN.. Dodd's Kidney. Pills;cure to stay cured. ' v' -\" Vercatchagin, the artist who is painting a large picture of the Battle of\" San Juan Hill, with President Roosevelt as tho central figure, was very much depressed over New York's sky-line; when he visited the metropolis fifteen, years ago. .-He said that, the occasional skyscraper was a painful blot on the landscape ; that it made tlie sky-line one terrible thing to .behold. The other day, af\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD. ter long contemplation of it\" and the scores of big buildings wliich load down the Island of Manhattan, he is said to. have turned to a friend and remarked!'' \"Really\" (a pause), \"it begins to b* grand.\"' \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD An extremely stout, good-tempered Englishwoman* o' \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD(. contrived to wedge herself into a gallery scat ut tlie Adcl- phi Theater that would have accommodated a person of ordinary size, to the unconccnlcd 'annoyance .of a' smartly dressed youth next to her. Sho began to peel an orange, and the\" youth, with a gesture of complaint, removed his silk- hat fussily to a safer; position. .\"I suppose,\" Baid the' good-tempered woman, \"that you'd, rather havo had a\gentleman sitting by the' Bide of you, sir. wouldn't you?\" The youth ''replied, snappishly, in the affirmative. ; \"Ah!\" said the woman, thoughtfully, \"bo would Jl\" --\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD ----- T Ali OBJECT Diplomacy. First Boy\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD-It's six o'clock. 'Let's go home. Second Boy\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDNit! ' If we tso home .now we'll git licked ter stayln' ro late. If we stay till eight we'll sit hugged and kissed fer not beln' drowned.\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\"Puck.\" I His Ideal. First Cat\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDIf you had your choice of all the world, where had you r.'i.th'*r live? Second*t3a4\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDChina! They say there Is a wall there l,2f>0 miles Uiiik! Juat think of moonlight nights\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDand a -wall like that! DYSPEPTICS Can't cure in a day what has been aohronlo atlmont for years, but Dr. Von Staa'i Pinoappla Tablets and a. little penrtstenca will cure tho nevor33t form* of Dyspepsia assure as tho daylight follows darknem. An-I a few dovi ii a\" that ii needed to con- \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDrincc the most impatient nnd sceptical ol patients. Curry them aliout with yo\" m your pockei ; take ihem when ancl where you ploMB. they're h.irmlesj nnd give almost instant relief. A fjcntle tonic to the whole nervous lyslero. 35 cts. for Go tablets. \"\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD Ideal. Mrs. Ynn Antler\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDShe Is a fine nurse. Isn't she? Mrs. Glltpacc\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDSplendid. Why, I never \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD have to see the ibaby.; from one week'.*) end to the other. GOOl OPINIONS FROM EVERYWHERE South American Nervine eurea thaLfhackneyeci^speechr^'*\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD trial will convince you.\" Car* ries . with It no deception when applied to this great-' est of Nerve treatment. An influential gentlemen recently wrote:\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\"1 join with the thousands who have been benefited by South American Nervine in lheir good opinion! of it. It was recommended to mc by one who had been cured by it. 1 tried it and am cured, and I heartily pass the good word along\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDit's a wonder-worker to shattered nerves, and an excel* lent tonic. to The Kind That Get Away. .\"That ..'little': minnow,\" said the first flsh, \"seems to have got a hi\" opinion of liimHclf all of a sudden.\" \"Yes,\" replied thc other, \"lie managed to wriggle off a liorik this morning, and then heard the flfihennan bragging about his size.\"\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD Philadelphia \"Press.\" L.ord Spencer of Althorp, one of thc greatest of hook collcctoi'3, was at honii- only in his own field. ' Ono day, in browsing about Bond street, London, ho went into the shop of a. dealer:in brio-a- brac The dealer, who knew'him by fflight, said, persuasively: \"Hiiro is a flue \"bit of pottery which your lordship really ought to have, and you shall hnvo it. vory cheap\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDonly two guineas.\" So Lord Spencer bought it and took it home, and Bet it in a high place. Oiie day a connoisseur of china paid him a visit, and Lord Spencer showed his bargain. \"What did you give for it?\" asked tho connoisseur. \"Two euinens,\" answered Spencer, rather proudly, \"ll'm!\" said the connoisseur. \"At that price the marmalade should have been included.\" \"What'do l.you mean?\" \"Why, thnt precious piece [Jof yours is nothing more nor less than a shilling marmalade pot, with a green thistle painted on it.\" \"Yo' say Mistah Johnsing am indus- l trioui?\" \"Yens, sah. Why, he spent two whole days tryin' to get lm wife a job. | \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDChicago \"Daily News. * Israel ZangrwlH has been one of tis \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDpriKhtlieSt witnesses In the Truth Ubel case In London. Asked whether hli paper, \"Ariel.\" was still In exhjt- ence\" he replied: \"No. It w\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD too \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDoo\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD to live. I can't, however, say that lt 10 dead, for its Jokes still appear. \"MUSCLES IN KNOTS\" Joints all stiffened and awollen \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDdagger-like pains, Bufferings that no man can describe\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDthis is the experience of thousands of Rheumatism's victims. Do you know that there isn't a case, no matter how acute or how Ions standing, that'South American Rheumatic Cure will not relieve almost i in a trice and work a permanent cure. Its action gon a system so disordered is marvellous. It p works quickly, quietly, effectually and harmlessly, and leaves no bad after efi .,**.! It.dcs not cure all diseases,. but it does cure rheumatism, ia Of' Aversion and Pity. Cure Your Catarrh. - * Purify Your . Breath and Stop the OfFen- 1 sive. Discharge. i Rev. Dr. Bo'chror, of Buffalo, says: \"My wife and 1'wero both troubled with distress- \ ing Catarrh, but we have enjoyed freedom from this aggravating malady since the day we first .used * Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal' Powder. Its action was' instantaneous, giving jhernost grateful relief within ten minutes after\"first_applicationr\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD50-cents:^---\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD-\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD9 \"United'States Senator- \"Perkins aay\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD that once when he was a Bailor, a tremendous storm came up, and it looked as If the vessel were doomed to go nji- de'r. In the midst of the excitement a. minister, who was one of the'passengers, asked the captain if lie could have prayers. \"Oh, never mind about tho prayers,\" said the captain; \"the men are swearing too hard to stop for prayers, and'as long as you hear them swearing,\" added tho captain, \"tliere is no danger.\" The minister went back to hia cabin. A little while .later, when the storm gTew woTse, the preacher went on deck to sec what' the sailors were doing.' Then he went back to his wife. ''Thank Oodl\" he said, fervently, ''those men ' ar* still swearing.\" *' '' . 11 PUT OUT THE FIRE \" Dr. Agnew's Ointment will re- 1 \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD lieve and cure any skin disease just as surely as it cured this soldier's Erysipelas\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDthe [ \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDfirst application kills the \"Bting.\"^ * Lieut. Bucknam, National Soldiers' Home, in Grant County, Indiana, had a very. acute attack '.of Erysipelas. - His face and head'were in tor-' ment with .burning and.itching sensations. A druggist recommended Dr. Agnew's Ointment as the quickest relief and cure. He bought a box and found it as good as it promi^d, and a few applications, to use his own words, \" put out the fire and less than a box entirely cured me.\" Price 35 cts. 7 \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD ' Mm \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD^m^^ Mainly About People. th\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD \"Courier de Paris\" relates that a' party of men, sitting in front of a boulevard cafe, were recently approached by a. man who had a clarionet in his hand, and who said: \"Gentlemen,.excuse me, I have to make my living, but I suppose ' yon would rather give mc a sou not to | hear me.\" They took thc hint. Ho re-1 peated this performance several times, till, one day, one of the men said he felt ' like hearing a tune,* and nsked him to play. \"I am sorry,\" said the man with* the clarionet, \"but I cannot play a note.\" ' A Girl of\ntKe People |\nBy Mrs. G. N. Williamson\nN^\nAuthor \u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDf \"The Bars BteKMHl*\n\" FortBue's Sport,\" \" Mis* Nobodfi\"\n\"Her Royal Highness,\" \"Lady\nMary ml the Dark .House,'* etc.\nN\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\nl, speaking out on some unreasoning\nImpulse, had told Sintra Leigh of the\nheart-shaped scar on John Bourke's\narm. No wonder she had shown emoj\n\"tion. I understood the meaning of it\nnow: for doubtless i-hnd given her as\ngreat a shock of enlightenment as I\nhad given her twin-brother to-night.\nHow she had come Into communication\nwith Roger Cope and why she and\nWalter Leigh were living in this house\nI did not yet know. But I did know\nthat the woninn In black wns on fiiend-\nly terms with Roger; that she had seen\nhim since I 'had told my all-Important\npiece of news; nnd that Ttoger had to-\n\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDday gone off to some place unknown,\ncarrying with him a portmanteau.\nWith these things shaping strangely\ntogether ln my mind, Walter Leigh's\nwords sent an ominous creeping chill,\nthrough my nerves.\n\"I did rot know,\" he continued, slow*- ,\nIy, \"that Ermyntrude was dead; there-\ntore I did not'know that Roger Cope.\n* had anything more than his title, and\n\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDthis house, which came to him long\nago on his cousin Vincent's most1 untimely death. But you say that Arrlsh Mell Court Is his\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDthat everything\nis his. Does that mean that Ermyntrude left him all that was hers in a\nwill?\"\n\"No,\" I'said. ' \"There was no* will.\n\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BD\u00EF\u00BF\u00BDRoger was her solicitor, and he told\nme that he had often advised