"f77e8942-4982-4ee8-9b8f-8fd711696965"@en . "CONTENTdm"@en . "[The News] ; [The Weekly News]"@en . "BC Historical Newspapers"@en . "2017-05-12"@en . "1903-09-08"@en . "The Cumberland News was published in Cumberland, in the Comox Valley region of Vancouver Island, and ran from April 1899 to July 1916. Published by Walter Birnie Anderson, the News served the communities of Cumberland, Courtenay, and Comox Valley, and was eventually absorbed by another Cumberland-based paper, the Islander."@en . ""@en . "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/xcumberland/items/1.0347445/source.json"@en . "application/pdf"@en . " I\nIf >\nil\nIf \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0080\u00A2c L0 ir\nA\n*\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 ', ^ . r \ ,^\nJ ' \ ** -ft\n/I\n/W\nTENTH YEAR.\nCUMBERLAND, B. C TUESDAY, SEPT 8,\n1903.\nV\nf.'\nWE have sold ROYAL BRAND, CLOTHING for\n''years and-have1 given'complete satisfaction...\n - c ' J, k . I\n\", - \ Fit and Finish Guaranteed. r\n'.PRICES,\ni'/'Pants, from\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 Suits-^.\" .-\nv II \u00E2\u0096\u00A0**\u00E2\u0096\u00A0-\n,\ Overcoats..v\nI\n5*'\n>- \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 ?\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\n.. $4^507to v$7-op^ r|:\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0$15,60\"40. $26:00: Vv|\n\"$i-3v5^ -tb'$2i;.ooC \"\nR\n.'?\n^ *..\nMade to Measure .by:-expert pallors/ not\npicked out of/a Ready-made S'bok, .. V.\n'<\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0**\ni \u00C2\u00BB. yi.\n^Ni.Ghoites;/&\n>\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\n, - - f\n\" 61 VYATES: STREETt> VICTORIANS:, G.\n> Just received-.large, shipment\" of \ }. *.*;\n*. \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 x . t- . < 1 ' .. : \u00E2\u0080\u0094 ;\t\n1 -c-V\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2JJ&JS^\nCULTIVATORS,c SEED DltTLLS,, WHEEL HOES,>Etc\n- ' - \u00C2\u00ABVEBY LATEST'IMI'KOVEMENTK.' f'.\nCall and see them or writefor qataloguts and prices.\nTelephone 82.s . Sole Agents for B.C. ~ F 0. Dmwer 563\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2t !\nOSTERMOOR\nPATENT ELASTIC FELT\nMATTRESS\nS1SOO\nS15.00\nu\nFirst Cost is Last Cost and Only Cost\nAte -jicejj mducers\u00E2\u0080\u0094purer, sweeter\ncleaner, than any other knowu mat*\ntress the whole world over, of most\nmarvellous merits, far exceeding the\nvery best of hair. In fact to devotees ot h.iir their merits seem iucredu-\nlous of belief. They will never mat\nor pacU, become uneven or lumpy\nand never wear out. We have yet\nto see a worn-oufc Patent Elastic F it\n.Mattress. ..<.>.. \" .. ' . -\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094$15.00\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nNET CASH for Full Size.\nAll Sizes carried in stock. Prices\nsame as New York and Montreal.\nk\nWEILER BRO!\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00C2\u00BB\nVictoria, B.C.\nHIGH-CLASS FURNISHINGS.\nA\n4\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0f'.-\nit) j -\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094OF\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nLATEST PATTERNS\nSiiitii s\nOostamBJ\nfor. Goats,\n-and\u00E2\u0080\u0094\n{for Ladies,\n0-\nFor Preserving Jars, all sizes,\nRubber Rings for eame, and Sugar,\nenquire prices at the Big Store* by\nso doing you can save money.\n_ o \u00E2\u0080\u0094\nT H.CAREy,\nLadies & Gents Tailor\n-l.\nDunsniiiir' Ave.,' Cniiiaplanil'\nJust opened Infants and Children's Waists, Maids' Corsets, Kid\nfitting, E. and A. sure fit, No. 284,\nblack; D. and A. Habit Hip and\nNursing Cor-ets, in all i-izes, from\nIS to 32 \u00E2\u0080\u0094Stanley H. Riggs.\n . o\t\nS rength and vigor come of good\nfood, *du!y digested, ;\" Force,\" a\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0re\u00C2\u00ABay-to-serve\" wheat and barley\nfood, adds no burden,-but. sustains,\nnourishes, invigorates.\n \u00E2\u0080\u0094 o\u00E2\u0080\u0094r ;\u00E2\u0080\u0094 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nFOR SALE, Cheap, on easy terms\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A02 Houses.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Apply, T. E. Bate.\nLocal and Personal\nj ^ *\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 j\nHonest Value for>every dollar is\nivhat you get at the-Corner Store.\nr _-'i Dick \"Short went; off on a two\nweeks 'hoi id ay Wednesd ay.\n'. ,The,firsi. fall of frost was noticed\nJasL Tuesday^night, (,and which has:\ncontinued' since. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 It* is slight but\nsuggestive.' ;*\" < \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 '.& y\, ^ - ^\n- Sold by.all, leading',merer!ants-\nCrown Fruit-Jars. - Thake no other\n.we have'em, 'Magnet1 Cash Store'\n\u00C2\u00AB ' F/Dal by and M-1'Maiznone, both\nfqrmerAemployes' of .the Well. Col.-\nCo:, returned .Thursday. ^Triey.will\nboth resume work., \" \\u00C2\u00ABv - - -\n* -You can gei Pit Boots,' Overalls.-\nPit.Caps, &c.,'at.rock Bottom prices-\nat the Corner'Store.;' ,^;T ? ; I ;.-'\u00E2\u0096\u00A0,\n..Comox'-\" Agricultural ^\"Society wilfs\n,hold 4-heir 'annual -show at Court-'\nei'.a'y'oh Wednfesday;\"and-Thursday,'\n23rd and^'thinbti -;/ u'^ ,,-.Vr>\nt \" A;;J50od many grouse have been\n, shot * 01?-: jD>uncair:%nd*J Hornby^ ,1s-\n4ai;d3 since Juepday/but; birds, are\nscarce about \"Comox. :,\u00E2\u0096\u00A0& '. :,\u00E2\u0080\u009E,:\"*.''\n-1- 1 -' f \"*\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 * -r\n\"\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \",Mrs 'cqtiip'anied^Uy' her^nicce-, Mrs\" Hy.'>\n- - 'Wilkinson!'oi-'NarJaimol*-,,;' -Miss\nMounce,\"'alsV-net urn'ed from'a holi-\nday of a fortnight spent with friends\nih Vancouver. , ^\n'Have -you- inspected the Shot\nGunq at the-Big Store 1 if hot you\n.should do so at once1.\n.The Cilizens Ball to the Navy in\nVictoria, promises to be a^brilhant\naffair. Several U.S.,Navy ships being expected to swell the-number\nalready available-from the King's-\nfleet on, the station. It is some\nyears since a function of the kind\nwas held in. Victoria, and marks\nthe dawn of a round of similar festivities. The harbour at Comox\nwill no doubt be deserted on .the\noccasion. /jfevf\"\nDr. Gillespie and Mrs' Gillespie,\n'returned Tuesday from a holiday\nSouth'; \"also by the same boat, Mrs\nT, Banks, J. Maxwell, Mrs Smith,\nLouis' Perone, H. ReifeV^^hd Sam\nDivik Sam fuund.be'rjaa\lo8t his\n.-tick just as the train was ready,\nand had the whole works stopped\nuntil he co^ld have a search on the\nboat, but the cane had disappeared.^\nMrs Smith came up to join her\nhusband, Mr F. Smith, who is\nworking at the electric pumps at\nNo. 4,\nWe sell Force, Malta Vita, Shredded Wheat Biscuits, Grape Nuts,\nand Po^tums Cereal Mixture.\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nStanley H. Riggs-\nLouis Perone is the first of the\nCoos Bay wanderers to return. He\ngives a graphic and amusing ac\nTelegraphic News.\n* t - r\nNanaimo, Sept: 3rd\u00E2\u0080\u0094The Labor\nparty have summoned a meeting of\nthe remnant of the faithful to nominate a candidate'Saturday next.'\nThe proct ecling is regarded locally\nas being of merely academic interest in spite of the fillip given to the\nsituation by the Socialist meeting\n! last*\"''Sarturd.iy only' the most lan-\n;guid of the campaign by the public\n^generally. The Conservatives are\n.quietly organizing and getting ready\n\"for the time when things will really\nwarm up.' '; The Socialists are supremely satisfied with themselves\nand are'very well satisfied since\nlast Saturday when they held their\n'first real campaign meeting heie. -\n- The' Liberals, are so quiet; that\"\npeople, are,, beginning to wonder\nwhat-has become of the'm, and^were,\nit not surmised that they have dis-\nlappeared'.iiito\" theJ Labor party it\nmight be necessary to'send, out\u00C2\u00B0a\n\"search warrant:'1 ,-From:the New\nCa?lle district Jthe\u00E2\u0080\u009Epro3pbCts,tpi a\nsplendid fight are recorded. , The^\n.Conservatives choice, Mr-Alex. Bry-\nden, -is^ regarded as a sure winner.\nThe nomination (if Parker Williams-\ndown therei by the way, does not\"'\nseem to be' progressing' satisfactory.\nIt is ^rumoure.i'thai,the- class con-\nserous are ssquabbling', about, it.-\n\"Nortrifield is in New Ca'rtle:district\nand the Northfield Socialists, without consulting. the'\LadyBmiih Socialists; went ahead aiid nominated\nMr Williams and now the Lady-\n'smith men want to\u00E2\u0080\u009Eknow what they\n.mean by it, x - -, j- ..V-\"\"-'\n^Vancouver, Sept. 3-^Harry Kells\nwHo-.was\" Yiearly' star vkl .to.dealh. at\nStore\nk 1\n1 '\u00C2\u00AB\ncount of his adventures with the\nrest of the party of pilgrims since\nleaving here. How they were forced\nto view the glorien of San Francisco\nfrom (he deck of the steamer, while\nthat structure was their prison, un\ntil they were returned; how he had\nslept on thestreet in Seattle, ridden\nfreight trains, been in gaol.(through\na .mistake), 'and a hundred other\nincidents; Louis related with hearty\nburst of Jan-liter, all the while expressing 'himself as satisfied -Aith\nhaving enough of that.sort of thing,\nand wanting to go to work again.\nGMSf,. PHEASANTS,\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0' ' andDiJGKS \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nWill have ,to be quick fivers 10\nescape our loaded Shot Gun | '\n, Shells. .. .'. ...../, i\nPowder, Shot, Primers, etc.' >L r\ r<\nTjoaded'-Shbt Gun> Shells. A \u00C2\u00AB . t ,\nEmpty-Shells, Rifle Cartridges, &c,\n' ' n * . r\nc f 1 ^ \u00C2\u00BB- 1 /\nWe Load Shells to Order which \u00E2\u0096\u00A0,\n\" r* '*, we guarantee.' , \" \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 fl \"V\nEIFLES, SHOTBUES,: ;\n\"y EETOLVERS, etG.'etc:\n\" ! i . \u00E2\u0080\u0094;r\nMail Orders given prompt attention\"\n^\u00E2\u0080\u0094. \u00E2\u0080\u0094\u00E2\u0080\u009E__-_\u00E2\u0080\u0094\u00E2\u0080\u0094_^ . \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00C2\u00BB.- \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 .. y .\n.1 ,>\ny\nr\ns tj\nI. ,1\" -\n'-.'l\nDUNSMUIR AVE.,\n\u00C2\u00BB . t.:\nCumberland-'r^,\n. ,r\n. ofi'CHe races':\u00E2\u0080\u0094L * \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 -\"' %\"\" \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 ^'- .^'^X^' 's?f\nC'liuibeHandV ;lahtuMay,land ^whoj .^^^U-?AV2, ..\n-weighed?but29 pounds^has; fully^ ^iles,\"-T.me\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0trecovere'd. and- i'.'ow tips 'the' scales\nattfeO',po.inds. ,_\" < - V ; 1 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\n:N\u00C2\u00ABnaimo,' Sept. 4\u00E2\u0080\u0094The Vancouver'Canning and Packing Co. have\ncompleted arrangements with the\nlocal Indians for supplying them\nwith clams during the season which\nhas just opened. The Indians- are\nflocking to the clam beds .which\nhave .been located oii the western\nshore of Gabriola.-* They are paid\nat the rate of $l.oo per sack.\nWhile scorching along the Crescent last evening, in opposite direc-\ntions,_two miners, B. Wilson and C.\nScott, collided head-on with frightful violence. They were found lying\nunconscious beside wrecked wheelfjj\nScott now lies at hospital in criSttfal\ncondition from concussion of brain.\nWilson' also was badly knocked\nabout but recovered sufficiently to\nhe removed home.\nVictoria, Sept. 4\u00E2\u0080\u0094The a\u00C2\u00B0say of\nof matter from the Lenora mines\nhas reached $50 a.ton in gold.\nVancouver, Sept. 4\u00E2\u0080\u0094Fish Commissioner Kershaw, of Wa.-hington,\nis here and agrees to build a big\nhatchery on the Fraser, and equip\nand maintain it at the cost of the\nAmericans if the^anadian Government will give permission.\nVictoria, Sept. 5\u00E2\u0080\u0094October 3, has\nbeen finally set aside for the P10-\nvincial elections. Nomination day\non the 19th inst.\nLadysmith, Sep. 5-The Knights\nof Pythias are calling for tenders for\nthe election of an Opera Houte here.\nNelson, Sep. 5\u00E2\u0080\u0094Eobt. Jaffry, vice\npresident of the Crows Nest Puss\nCoal Co., in an interview to-cby\nstated that the Company at their\nthree colleries. in the pass, Fernie,\nMichel and Morris^ey is now producing 3,000 tons of coal a clay, and\nis iP be increased to .5,000 as fast as\npossible. The cuke outfit ,8 also to\nbe iucreased to 1,5.00 tons a day.\n[Continued on last pa\u00C2\u00ABe.\n/Aug. 20\u00E2\u0080\u0094Yachts unable,to;finishu'\nin time limit\n- y* ^u \u00E2\u0096\u00A0* */* -<\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 * * * I\nf^V* , *\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 . % *-\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2Reliance' wins:by;iwor 'i^K^\nAug! ,\"25\u00E2\u0080\u0094-Reliance Vins\"by53secs\nTime, 3h. 14mv 54s. \" ylr &'*' y' \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 '-\nAug. 27--Unable to finish. - ,\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 -\nAug.'31-,Uuable to finish.; '' *-\nSep. 1\u00E2\u0080\u0094No race. Want of .wind.\n- Sep. 3\u00E2\u0080\u0094Reliance wins by 3 miles.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \" Keko \"\n^^f.^-^ \u00C2\u00BB^T^j^^juagrcj>jr'fc*'enyjj*'iTf !\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 rjfcj\n\ \u00E2\u0080\u0094 \u00E2\u0080\u0094\u00E2\u0080\u0094\u00E2\u0080\u0094\t\nSUICIDE.\n1\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 . t\nA Japanese was found dead,\nhanging on a tree on the new Perseverance trail, by the foreman at1'\nnoon to-day. Mr Abrams was noti-^\nfi.-d and a Juiy \"'impanelled' and\ntaken out to view the remains/, It\nis no doubt a case of suicide. Hugh -\nFerguson, toad foreman, pasted lie,\nman walking on the load as he\ncame to dinner, he was eating his\nlunch'. Whin Ferguson returned\nat 1.15 he found the man hanging \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nfrom a leaning tree which he h-id\nevidently climbed and jumpid\nfrom after fastening the 10; e~ The\nfollowing jury were sworn\u00E2\u0080\u0094T. H.\n'Carey, J. Fiew, J. Maxwell, Frank\nJay ties, ~M. Williams, aud A. Mc-\nIntyre.\n-1- --*-\u00C2\u00BB\"\nif:\nAbout 25 Italian miners arrived\nMonday becking work.\nRemember the '* Grafton \" concert at Comox on Thursday, 10th\ninst.\nThe celebrated Eley Bros, loaded\nshells at the Big Store at right\nprices.\nMr and Mrs Collis are the happy\npossessors of a nice little daughter\nwho arrived Monday night. Tho\nNews congratulates.\nNegatives developed, Prints struck,\nA dark room for u.-e of amatures.\nSend orders for all Photo requirements.\u00E2\u0080\u0094News Office.\nHave you seen our short Erect\nForm Corsets at fifty cents. The\nsame quality is usually sold at\nnearly twice the price.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Stanley H.-\nRiggs. #| ir\nj >\u00E2\u0080\u0094hi- r\u00C2\u00BB\u00C2\u00BBA rfCKJM-AV\nMI ii\nHEART'S DARLING\nfore it-\nJST W. HEIMBUBa.\n* If sho returned after half an hour, ,\nshe would find the voting girl at her ,\ncrocheting and 'Alfred reading- a'\nbook; even had found him once look-,)\ning out of tho- window m an incoui- j\nprehensibly persistent' manner, al- J\n.-though\"\" nothing was to be seen on\n'the street that could be compared to\nSelma, particularly when one thought'\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 of the fifteen thousand thalers she\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2would inhci'it. , ,\nHe .really ought'to be shaken, that\nwas certain, for of all useless things\na doctor without a wife' was the\n' finost\u00E2\u0080\u0094it could not- be borne\" any\nlonger! They were sitting to-day\ndrinking their coffee and repeating\n'\u00E2\u0080\u00A2the question as to whether the doctor was coining or not. He had not\nappeared for \"several days. The\nalitUe 'maid had been sent to the\nWassergasse early in the morning to\nbeg the doctor to come, as his mother had \"a little sore throat.\"\nThis stratagem had ,been used several times, and had always been\n'treated with the greatest . serious-,\nness by him. Each' time he wrote\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2new directions, either for spraying\nor for a liniment for the pain, and\n-when the prescription was finished,\n' ha seldom had time to stay any\nlonger. - , i\n'The 'ladies were talking asrain of\nLucie, and Fraulein ' Selma had just\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2said: , .,\nYYes, sho must have been frightfully brought up!\".\n', Just then steps wore heard coming\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2rip' the stairs, and the long-expected\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0son appeared'.>\n\"Well, ranothcr sore throat!\" he\nsaid,'in a friendly'tone. \"You mir-tx\ntake more care of yourself, mother;\nyou should give up these walks in the\n-evenino:; it is too damp in^thrs neighborhood.\"\n\"Oh, that is not it, Alfred: Fclma\n..complains of it, ,too.' Helmn. i\u00E2\u0084\u00A2* 'a\n' ^silver spoon .and let him look in\n'\".your throat. 1 am afraid there is\nsomething the matter.\"\n? Trie young girl became rosier than\nwas her won I, brought what she\n.had \"been bidden 'to, and opened her\nIV co\"e>, child,\" she said,\nlv.'rse f w till groot dirt'culty\no h\u00C2\u00AB c-lni. \"Ot... thi.se men'\" she\nr,v m 1 d to lvsilf. \"P.locl- heads!\n\"'iv rcuicd cuMh'-es', wh^-n tho> get\niMi if'ea iv: 1'*rir herds, they would\n! Ii o to go through' a wall! Quite\ni tn/y! and lis fitl-or v.-as just the\na-me What danc-s that sainted one\nled ire, till I got, my ,own way! But\nl-cv'all beve a fire'in. their 'heads,\nand if it does not burn it\n.-inoi'ldcrs!\" ' \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nWith a s-our cvaression she drank\nl'e coffee wtii her young companion talking of a knitting p'attern\nsho had lost and that could not be\nfound anywhere, imt finally, with a\nsudden turn, she sa'id\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2Tiettchen will .have'a'bad day,\nnw child. Nothing imbitters men\nmore than to be unexpectedly reminded or a foolishness they have\ncommit led. 'W e will never speak of\niK-c\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094she made a motion in the direction of the Moerfeldt grounds\u00E2\u0080\u0094\n\"in his presence, even if she were\n'io dance on a rope in front of our\nwindows.\"'\n'Uettchen did not/have a bad day,\nbut -a sorrowful one. < Tho doctor\nciiiiie/home apparently hurried, went\nat once to hV- room without taking\n.\u00C2\u00AB cupr of co'Tee with he:*, though the\n11.-.grant hev.\ncup o'f hot coffee. He had the, grounds j\nIn the bag all the time\"\"\nSome women confide in men for the\nr urpose of extracting secrets , irom\na^\nFOR\nSpeaking of votes, is isn't quality,\n, but'quantity that counts.\nTY YEARS\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0iu,\n-en-. v.-:-r:n\nmouth as he desired her\n] t was\nsaid,\nnot at all a small mouth, but ornamented -with a magnificent set of\nteethi\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\"-fo'hing is othe matter,\" h<\nas-the\nold Horr von Jiecrfeldt's landau.',\nSuddenly\" he leu nod heavil;. on', the\nw.ndow-srll, lor :n the carriage next\n.lo Fr.iu von T.owen, but, anxiously\nV linking into Ihe cor ier,' sat T.ucie\n'\u00C2\u00BB.liter, dre^EC'd1 m deep mourning.\n'Jl.fi wind to.-^ed her .ve'l till it\nlooked like a'b'ack 5-h:.dow hovering\no ,-cr Jr.. r paV face Iter eves were\n\u00C2\u00BBvst down, tu,o'.i'..'i for a moment,'it\n5.,_.L.^.,.r[ they wf\"*o ii' out lo seek the\n\".\ mi.Ii> . s in t he no\t\n<\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 .1 .- a40 h.'A : oiled by\n,-.; 1, !oo bold!\" cried\nV'r.'.i Co..11' elor. \"rJ he\n on Ihe bright cof-\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 vehiater, ccnerrd up with' a\"gor-\ng o'lfl.v ' embroidered cozy. ' She\npou.'d' hiJM ' out a cup, went upstairs wilh it and knocked..timidly\noi his duo-- When he answered, she\n\"went in and found him standing,\nwith a gloomy expression,' before\nh's- writ mg-table'\n\"There are sevcrab- appointments\nfor'vow.\", she sa'd, cheerfully. \"You\nmo' to go to Brewer, (lunthcr's,\narid r to , Hanker .Joscphson's, and\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2adorn o selle ,'*ert>n le.t word ,that\nsliw wanted 'to come in the course'of\nthe tu'ternoon and see the'old baron\n.main, he has had! another' bad a't-\nt'.clc She wa\u00C2\u00AB here herself and very\nmuch excited.., Ju.-,t think! florlcnse\nvon Lowen hasrengaged lu-i.-=elf.\"\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0'Indeed!\" said ho, rauii'erently.\n'\u00E2\u0080\u00A2Ycs/'ancbito a'llcrr Weber.'\"If he\nwore 'only a Von Weber!' \" Berlin,\nsaid. j -\nHe had to laugh over this las^ re-\n' An Early Day Railroad Wreclc.\nIn the early days of the road there\nwas a' smash up, and all, were badly,\nshaken up. The next morning a' burly-\nfarmer limped' into the superintendent's office and said, \"Mr. Superintendent, I came in to see what you were going to give me for shaking me up -so\nyesterday.\" The superintendent asked\nhow much he thought he ought to have\nfor his injuries/\"Well. I think it worth\n50 cents, and I will., settle for that.\"\nThe superintendent replied that it waa\nquite a sum,\"but as the man seemed\nhonest he would pay him. and he did\nso, taking his receipt^in full. The superintendent said, \"I will < bo liberal\nwith you and give you-,a pass to take\nyou home.\" \"No.' you won't. As long\nas these pins\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094slapping his legs\u00E2\u0080\u0094\"last\nI .won't go on your darn railroad\"any\n,m'ore.\"- \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nnan\ni.\nAl-\nalrcady\n//She is coming back to-day,\nfrerl \"\n\"Tho engaged couple- are\n'here. \i::d Lucie with them.\"'\n' \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0096\u00A0I'l-co'\" Tjihc'Ddtlunerv ' turncd\"\np'ale and looked, at her -nephew. \"L\n\u00C2\u00B0 The Unobservant Men.\ng]ie_One half the 'world doesn't\nknow how the other half lives. - . f\nITo\u00E2\u0080\u0094Well, the half that doesn't know\nisn't composed of women.\ni'K-.i's'hi f-he was Qomg\nto stay with\n'her btother-m-law, Alfred?\"\n'\u00E2\u0096\u00A0Yes, liideecli\"'ho'exci.iimcd- bitterly \"1 thought, so', too\"\n\"' Do not let it vrorry ' you, my\n\oV \" \u00C2\u00AB;.i.ri tno lntle lady, -sfepprng\nup -to him with a troubkwij; )o&)l.\nSmoothing his thick hair, slie^said'-'\n' Can von \u00E2\u0096\u00A0never', get over it9'\" .' .'.'n. >\n, lie turned \"av.-ay from.her hastily.,\n- \"Do not bpeak nuuii heurUossncss.so,\nmuch\u00E2\u0080\u0094\" he stopped and sprang aip.\n'^o I must go to t:uniher'.9.,and to\n.!o;cphson's? Thanks, I w,iii.;,;gb at\nonce!\"' \r- *\u00E2\u0080\u00A2'' -.\nTiio next moment he was \"ou Co I the\ngarden gale aud walked rapidly \"down\nthe sti-eel\nAFTER OTHER \"HELP FAILED\nDr. WJUiams' TiJili l?ills \u00C2\u00BB\u00C2\u00AB'Store'a Vouiiu;\nr-atly ,to Full Hoaltli and Strengtli.\nDoctors and nurses recommend Dr.\nW.lliams' JMnk Pills because they\n!ha\u seen their wonderiul power to\nmake new, rich, red blood, aiurv to\nerne a.11 diseases. due(| to poor 'blood\noiood or weak nerves'. Dr. Williams'\nJhtik Pills are not a common medicine They do not puigo and weaken.\nThey contain \"no 'poisonous drugs.\nT!i>ey are.sai'e. surv. simple,. SLimulat-\n.ui^'rand scientific-. That is why these\npii'Js'\"\"sh'ould bo'taken by all who are\nv.-ealc'\" bloodless, nerveless 'and sickly.\n17ere\"is a -.bit .of very positive proof\nGouEd Riot Turn Over, in Bed\u00E2\u0080\u0094Kidneys and\nBSadder Affected\u00E2\u0080\u0094Experienced Grea-tSuf-\nferings\u00E2\u0080\u0094Ctsred fey\nDR. CHASE'S KIDNEY LSVER PiLLS.\n' The\" old people especially.,appreciate\nthe effectiveness of Dr. Chase's' Kidney-Liver Pills, because the\",?kidneys\n\u00C2\u00BBre usually the first of the bodily organs to, give out? and the result is\"\nbackache, 'lumbago, pains In the side\nand limbs, urinary disoreds and con-f\n.sumption. / . f' ' l\n/Old people'learn to trust In iDr.\nChase's Kidney-Liver Pills, for when\nall' other treatment's fail this great\nmedicine seems: to go directly 'to the\ndiseased' part, and promptly affords\nrelief and'cure. < \"-,',,\nMr. David/-Misener, farmer, an' old,\nand 'respected resident of Port Robinson, Wejland county,, \u00C2\u00B0Ontv writes:\n\"I wish v to state, to you that I had\n1 > ,'\nnot turn over in bed, I was so badhr\nused up., I had' cramps in my feo; ^\n-\"and ,legs, and my hands were so en',\ntirely'useless that'I could scarcely,lift\nanything.\" ' . '\n\"Kidney disease, was, no doubt, the\ncause of all my suffering, and sometimes the urinary trouble would *be\nso bad that I .would' have to get up\nfive or six times during the night.\nFortunately,', I- .began' using..' Dr.\n, Chase'.s. Kidney-Liver Pills, and they\ncured\"me completely.!. JI anunow ,<9 -\n-years old and quite well now, but still,. ,\noccasionally use these , pills/ to keep - \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nmy system in good order. Several per-\n' sons to whom I have recommended s\nDr. 'Chase's , Kidney-Liver., Pills 'have (\nbeen equally'benefited.\" , ,.\nI! Dr.'. Chase's. Kidney-Liver Pills,- the \u00E2\u0096\u00A0<-\ncomfort of old age* one pill a, dose, i -\n\"I wisn ,to state,to you mai. x nw \u00C2\u00BBjuiiii.ui.L ui v-iu <*.&-, ~\"- *-\u00E2\u0080\u0094 -- Tt-Tj\npain iii my' back and left, side 'for -,25 cents a box, at all dealers,^or Ed\nover twenty years.'/ At times i could manson, Bates ^& Co./ Toronto.\nof the wonderful po\ye,ft;,,;to conquer\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 disease which Dr .-^moans' Pmlc\nl*ilis possess : Jliss Esther E. Lewis.\nLaiuk-jS-.S., says :\u00E2\u0080\u0094\"At the age of\nsixteen-\"Vny health failed me completely/ -^ ^na1j ^'imc \u00C2\u00A3 was attacked by la grippe, which was followed\nbv measles, irom the after efiects. of\nv.Miich J was left jn\u00E2\u0080\u009E'a deplorable con-\n''\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 v\n,e btrcL-i ,- TvrnorMrii clition 1 became' \u00E2\u0096\u00A0*. cry pale, suffei ..d ' \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 - lf -t is >t lhe fcl&L\nin the din.nfi.room o. the Mocifeldt f Uo.ir1nf.hpfi lliz/Illcss. want 01/ ^ UJJ\^ out abeacl.\n\\'i ll-\u00E2\u0080\u009ET|i1Vi'll\nm,.,'iu*i- t e\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 -e .. \u00C2\u00AB\u00E2\u0096\u00A0-.\nthe 1 nri'L'c\nO'-o ''i bi c.\nhor\n'! 1.\ni;\n. 1 ; 1\nn\n.-nM.it'\ni^ ^ '\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\ntn i\u00C2\u00BB \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n[M<1\nyou see\nto come\nmiii \u00E2\u0080\u00A2>'\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 I.ieaf\ne.^ '\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n1!\"\n/.'. li.e ii- 1 >\niii mi -I I\n1v.-)W;'..s- lined the\nnod a\nnot. to\nhouse, the tape-tried walls oi which\nwere decorated with deer heads and\nstag horn.'-, they nere all at dinner.\nTlie old baron sat at the head of\nthe little labie, Hortense on his\nright, lier fiance on his left, and\nnext to him .Mademoiselle, who, in\nhonor of the occasion, h^d on her\npink silk dress and a- black lace\nshawl over her shoulders, laicie had\nti place at Hortcnso s side.\nThe dinner \"was .unusually stiff and\nformal. The room was never very\nchecriul \"or the thick shrubbery be-'\nfore the window kept out the Jight.\nand there waa a ccllarr-like -^^V?*?\",\nph'*-rc which made one look at , the\nhrge chimney-place and ( wish they\ncoi-ld see a fire burning there. Alto-\ngct\"cr it had a depressing eliect, a.1-\nthough chanipaene was foaming in\nthe \u00C2\u00A3>lasses, and the hug'*- buffet was\nthe\naSrSo^s^LtumMls W':LADY AGENTS, WANTED,\nCrabs and misers hate- to shell out\n^lock modesty is a vice behind th'.\nmask of vn tue.\ngroaning under the weight of\n(]\u00C2\u00AB1 baron's massive pieces of\n*. er\nii 0111 headaches,' diz/mess, want ot }\nappetite. 1 tried several medicines,\nbut they did me no good; on the con-\nti a 1 y I v. as growing weaker and finally became so bad that 1 would take\nspells 01 unconsciousness lasting irom\nfifteen minutes to au hour afatime,\nand 1 had become \"so weak that I\ncould .hardly movo-Vabout. At this\nstage. I ^as advised''i;ti try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and-1 have good, K10rs.\n!\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 asoii to bless the dav J began then-\nuse. 3 had only talon them a few\nweeks when T began to recover, and\n.Malcp-^i.the friends you can. but\nbe ehanr^Sfimaking confidants.\nT'n\u00C2\u00A3> niivy which |ihos Britain the\nf 'i-cniacS'^of the seas costs $ir>3,-\n1 .if) OCO ; a '.ear, or a little more\nthan aho United' States pays mpei-\nunder theii -continued use lor somc,^^ Uvo_thirds\nThere fire now .\"il.5:?S divorced peo-\n-,.lc in tbe United States, of wnom\nlonger\nline\nunci good health\n1 lullv'iegamed my for\ner* taxes,\nire vv-omen.\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0-fovti-i'-e had grasped laicie s hand\n-> - - > .\u00E2\u0080\u009E ]. \"*ll 1be ?;-J-'U 41 I Yimm-c- ia Pcn'nsvlv-ania arc 1 ei|iiir-\nm^perience will be of benefit to 1',' ^- ^ J cnn^id cerlifictcs of\nb^\u00E2\u0080\u009E0t^-lS VoUXW ^Iha j -.uit^ iSori Uuc. PpnnUtod to\nfull namo AIh-. Williams' Pmk IMlls |\u00C2\u00ABork in the qnthiacite muies. ;\nfor Pale People\"' is printed on the J . \u00E2\u0080\u0094r 7\nvrapuer around each box. Sold by Tne man who does no. b'az hi.,\n- -\u00E2\u0096\u00A0- \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 ' ir, cither too olo or to)\nBest Saline Skirt Supporter and WaWAdJJWter .\n\u00C2\u00ABver Introduceil. Sells at- sight., Good profit \u00C2\u00AB\n'Send 2*5 rmts tor sample and tertns to aff>w*B.\nBRUSH A CO., Dept. W. TOROrnt).\n|THE HORSE MARKET\nDemands Sound Horsoo Only.\nLame horw sell at less than half their ac^il value and\nwe neither de-iirable for use or sale, rho remedy\nis easy., A few bottles ot\nsd-Jyii (loaders or sen: 1J\ mail r.t oOc a passion ifc\nj ble\nsi\ne scarcelv touched\noc-\nor six boxes for f'2.50 .by writ-^xou.\nth\u00C2\u00BB'.,Dr. .Williams sredicine (.'o ,\nto r*ealiz3 that he has\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2I t\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0lv'r,\n> l tii\n,pr.!e iY.C'.\n' i mu.\n7ua e'\u00E2\u0096\u00A0' tii'-^r-.e . crii ici:-ms in my pres-\n< i.( e. . V,-.u know as little as I do\nv, ha' r'o..tons' -bring- Fraulein .Walter\nIvjvi;.\"\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0096\u00A0'<\u00E2\u0096\u00A0.casons! Oh. I wi 11 fell them\n' to you if you wniiL rne to. No, I\n.caii'not be calm or be silent. That\u00E2\u0080\u0094\n.that\u00E2\u0080\u0094\" \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0' '\n\"j hope you v,-ill compose yourself in my \u00E2\u0096\u00A0.absence, then, mother,\"\nhe said, interrupting her, and tak-\ninu- his hat, '\"and that' this storm\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2will be over on my return.\"\n' lie bowed, slightly and left the\nr-ri 0111.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2< h. heavens!\" said the Iran\n(..o'.Vri^clor, taking up ner knitting,\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2and very visibly embo.rras.-3od Dy his\n-;x'. rupt departure.\nShe saw that she had neon very\ni!-,i;.ru<:cnt, for he never could bear\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2to'have/her who -was to have been\nhiVwiie spoken of ia his presence.\ni'.i-t rhe could see he was n..t indif-\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0f rent to her in his thoughts, and\niii ,t was the reason he ignored all\nthe plans and wishes her motherly\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A05.?ve had entertained for him.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2'\u00E2\u0096\u00A0.hook with inward rage.\nShe\n1 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 v'(V tl\nair thing only drank something\ncasionnllv.\nThe old rvtron did his duty as host\nin \m oiu-ia'hioncd, ceremonious\nwav. was coarleous to the ladies,\nand e\tiemi-lv polile to Ins\"'falure\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2.-randsMii \,hetJic;- or not he- was\nsjti'-licd wit!> Jloiteiipes choice e'veu\nt e -\"hiirfc-t ob:\"i\"\er could not\nhave; told. At all u\uiits, thu-\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 most\nwelcome -suitor could riot havo been\ntreated -with''more deference than was\n(his large, light-inured man at. his\n5-icie.\nThey were; now talking of Weber's\nestate, which they knew of old. Ilor-\ntensu sat there in the most indifferent .manner. -'She seenied scarcely to\nhoar the animated conversation of\nthe two gentlemen. Only when\" they;\nLegan to speak of horses did she become more attentive. Mademoiselle,\nwho had drunk a good deal.of'champagne\u00E2\u0080\u0094she always said she learned\nto drink it in Germany, because she\nwas so bored\u00E2\u0080\u0094-how said to Lucie\nacross the table, as she pushed the\nsilver fruit dishes a little aside:\ntCONTTKTJED.j\nThe AlhaiiisiTis.\nAlbanians believe that they have a\nbetter right to exist than other races\nand that all other races, being inferior,\nare on earth only to serve them. Death\nhas no terrors for the Albanian, for his\nhighest philosophy is in the saying,\n\"Dying is 5. plague, but it is half a\nplague to live.\"\n1 '\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0080\u00A2-\u00E2\u0096\u00A0.\nJjrotk\ilrc\ Ont.\nV. nat a -nan knows will sometimes\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2>>al .-> a book, ancf f'-eisuently wii.tc\nhe things he knows would make an\nen (.ire library.\nA man never knows how eotcl^ he i\nis until he o*\u00C2\u00BBerhears his wife talking,\nto some other man's wire. j\np>\\"r aivi A cue J'ncl T,i lions Dor.uijiP-\ntn.^'it'i .'io jjosjtr.elv cu-i.fl by tho use of\n,'.ii ii>r,i(\u00C2\u00BBp's Puis Tho- mil onl\ cli'.ni-''\n' !u' itoput. Ii and bov fls iioim all b.bfu*'\nmuiter. hut tln.-y opc-n iho i;.\ci-otoj.v. .u'.v\n\u00C2\u00ABi-'Is fiiusbis?- them' to pour rooions elTu-\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0'jion's' from lhe blood into the' bowe'\"\n^. u>i :s i. .. in uit *> \u00E2\u0080\u00A2..\u00C2\u00BB\"-\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 ...--\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 .... .^\t\nwfter \"which tho corrupted mass is-thrown.\nout, hv the natural passa'cro of the ';.0'!y.\nThey are used as a .-ueiieral family .-nedi-\nc-iiu-' with-the'best- results.\nAll men are anxious for fame, but\ncome will'accept money as a substitute. ''/.'.\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nTen cents\nto clear your liouse of\nflies and\nwill do it.\nVila\"' a woman knows something\nthat is' too good to keep, it's too\n1 ed if she cannot find an\ one to tell\nit to. \t\n'I'lciu ii^mm was .ind n-i\ ei \s ill bo a\niiu.'.^i^al ;i..i:uwj. m en-? r.\"in't'y loi ail.\nil|,; 10 which !lo\u00C2\u00BBh is Jieir\u00E2\u0080\u0094U:e very n.i|-\nuire oi iiwnv curatives bouut- swell that\nwere the \"-crnis of other and dilterpntiv\nseated diseases rooted in ..'the . system ol\nthe patient\u00E2\u0080\u0094what, would relieve One ill\nin \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 turn' Wouki air^ravate -the otuc-r. Ac\nhave however; in Quinine Wine, whoa\nobtainable in sound, unadulterated fc^te.\na remedv for nianv and urievoiis ills, i.lv\nits \"-radua.1- and judicious\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 use the IrailtSu\nsvstems are led into convalescence and\nstrerrrth bv the induence which Qunune\n-e-xprts-'on nature's own restoratives It\nrelieves \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 the \u00E2\u0096\u00A0. drooniiur spirits 01 those\nwith whom a chronic state 01 niorbul\ndesTJondencv and lack, of interest in hie\nis a disease, and by tranquUi/ane: . tne\nnerves, disposes to sound- and reireshinsr\nsleep\u00E2\u0080\u0094imparts vipor'to the action of the\nblood which, beiiur stimulated, courses\nthrough the veins. , strenirtheninir the\nhealthv animal functions of the system,\nthereby inakincr' activity a necessary result stronR-the'ninsr the .frame and orivintr-\nlife to the dicrestive orpans. which nauii-\nrallv demand increased substance\u00E2\u0080\u0094result.\nv.ipVoved appetite. Northrop & Lyman.\noi Toronto. have erven, to; the public\ntheir Superior Quinine Wine at the usuaJ\nrate and. puaped bv the opinions 01\nscientists, the wine approaches nearest\nperfection of any in 'the market. -All\ndruppists sell it. '\nThe standing timber of Canada\nequals that of the continent of Europe, and is nearly double that -of\nthe United States.\nMill work a permanent cure for SpR\"^0',^1^\u00E2\u0084\u00A2\"1\nRnHnts OurbB, etc.. and all forms of iismoness.\nftPeurStlioi\"ndsorc..w.mnUally. Such ondoiscments\nas the ono following arc a euarantsu of merit.\nCured two Bone Spavins of Ten Years' Standing.\nEirlville. K.Y.. ^rar. \u00C2\u00AB. ipor.\nD,n7 Kcndill Co.. Oentlenu\".\u00E2\u0080\u0094Sonic u-i.: fiRo I\nusedwirKcncairs Soiiin Cure on -i '.orbc tint had two\nsSno Spavins andit removed th-m entirely. These\nMuwiis Had been on him from bu Z mil v,ero often\nvcirs^tamlin?. I low 1'^e.i case of \ maro thit^as\nmjuretiby ftll.nR tl.rouCli a br.dK... ^^.W to gne\nher con-^lete treatment \u00C2\u00ABi:h vmir Spavin f.ure. l lease\nenenmi'a copy of your \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 Trc\u00C2\u00AB.se \u00C2\u00BB'\"\u00C2\u00AB\"\"\u00C2\u00BB \u00E2\u0084\u00A2$J\u00C2\u00BBS\nniscoseb.\" Yours very truly, CLAKKU. 1UK1.\nVyinn ?1 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 al-: for 35. Asalintmcnt for family use\nIt taJ no? equat Ask yotir druCCiSt for Kendttll-B\nSpavlri Cure, also \"A Treatise on the Horse,\ntho book free, or address\nDR. B. J. KENDALL CO.. Enosburg Falls, Vt. \u00C2\u00BB\nA .wine-cask-'.has- just beenbuilt in\nhold 97.000 gallons, Its iron hoops\nweigh 40;000, pounds. ..\nTHE BEST PILLS.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Mr. Win. Vonder-\nvoort\" Svdnev Crossing. Ont.. writes \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u0094\n\"We have, \"been usintr Parmelee's Pi!1.^.\nand find them by far the best Dills we\never used!\" For delicate and debil'tatecl\nconstitutions these nibs act. like a\ncharm. Taken in small doses, the eliect\nis both a tonic and a stimulant, iiukliv\nexcitinj? the secretions of the body, piv-\nincr tone and -vigor.\nThe first equestrian, statue erected\nin London-was of Charles I., erected\nin Whitehall in 1678. '\nMinard's Ummznt Cures Diphtheria.\n\"Single blessedness\" is a bouquet\na bachelor throws at himself whe^i\nlie wants to get married but cannot\ni find a girl foolish enough to. accept\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0him. <<*\n&\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nHANS THE\nCOBBLER\n,How He Worked a Little\nBusiness Scheme\nn <\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nfoT^\nB\u00C2\u00BB, \u00E2\u0099\u00A6' '\nfri l\nIh ' - \u00C2\u00B0\nIn\n6* <\ni\u00C2\u00AB''.\nt\nI \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n'\u00C2\u00AB\nf\ i\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 I'\nto\n-'is;\n\u00C2\u00BB - \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 ' \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 , ,\n\"Vhell, ' it, 'don't /make no deefer-\n, ence, to me'whether you do or ' not.\nHere vhas some \"shoes to be fixed, und'\n'..if you'don't do it I shall raise a row\n, to take dor shingles o'lf der roof. 'It\n, vhas- a pretty how-de-do.dot you vhas\n\"- down on\" poets. I vhas a poet myself,\nund I like'v,to see, you ,keep .me out,\nJust, listen fo dis: .,<> < . -i! -\u00C2\u00BB ,,\n>t , \"A mashing young man in Detroit\n, Trieci to flirt mit a gn I from Beloit,\n\" But she y.sve hnn a staro '\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 ' ,\n. , - Doc curled his'red hair ''\n\" ' Und busted his mashing exploit.\n\"Dot vhas ' poetry, Mr. Cobbler\u00E2\u0080\u0094;\n/ cheuuine poetrv, ur.'d all my own\u00E2\u0080\u0094but\ny you shall fix. oop dese shoos just der'\n.;t samo. und I want 'em tomorrow.\"\n' Dot vpmar.s yluio gone oiu only three1\n_, minutes vhen a man's .comes in mit\ny\nmiip[j_\nwm n i r\nv_\nIP\ni\nSHIS CLASPS HE.K HXSDS UND KOLLS HEH\nEYES.\nshoes to haf der heels fixed, und he\nputs 'em down on dor bench und stands\nback vind says:\n\"So some poets vhas'not wanted in\ndiss shop, I see?\"\n\"No, sir.\"\n\"Vhill you tell me why?\"\n\"Pccause I don't like poetry. He\nmakes me seasick.\"\n\"Oh. he does! Vhell, I like to say a\nfew words to you. Mr. Cobbler. I vhas\na poet myself, und even if it kills you\nI shall bring my work in here. Hearken to dis:\n\"Dot poy stood on der burning deck;\nDer goat stood on der hill.\nDer poy vhas named John Henry Jones;\nDer goat vhas only Bill.\n\"Dot vhas poetry, sir, und I vhas cler\npoet who made him. und if he makes\nyou seasick- I vhas glad of it. Here\nvhas shoes, sir\u00E2\u0080\u0094shoes to be fixed oop.\nDon't you dare to refuse to do my\nwork. If you don't know dot a poet\nvhas a bigger man dan dor president\nof der United States you vhas a fool\nNow. sir. lot me say dot if those shoot\ndo not pe mended when I call again\u00E2\u0080\u0094\n\"Here among der pegs und wax\n.I'll bring about a mild climax.\"\nHo vhas.gone out six minutes maypo\nveil a second vomans conies in. She\nalso, haf some shoes to be fixed. She\nputs dose shoes downund clasps her\nhands und rolls her eyes und says:\n\"Der winter winds vhas blowing\" chill,\nDer frost vhas in der air;\nDer autumn leaf it vhas no more, .\nNo more der flowers fair..\n\"Jt gifs me pains to look around\nUpon der landscape drear,\nUnd J vhas werry.'mooch afraid\nNext spring I won't be here.\"\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \"Vhell?\" 1 says as she looks down at\nme.\n\"Vhell, old man. you hear me,\" she\nreplies. \"I vhas a poet. I vhas always\na poet. I shall be a poet until I die.\nYou may keep der working mans down,\nbut you can't keep down a poet. She\nvhas bound to rise oop und soar avhay\non der wings of der morning und seat\nherself on der sun kissed clouds of dpr\neast.\" ' , ' '\n\"Vhell?\"\n\"Vhell, you fix dose shoes inside of\nthree days or I shall come in bore und\nkick der inside of dis cobbler -shop out\ndoors. Farewell until I come to kick!\"\nI haf three days' work on hand now,\nuridyl vhas hustling along vhen a 'tall\nund solemn looking man conies iu. By\ngolly, b'ut he haf be^sent him,for his birthday.\nUpon awakening on the eventful morning he saw beside his' crib-a three\nwheeled machine.-Thereupon he'turned\nover'on his pillow and cried: \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n\"O Lord, don't you know' tho difference 'between a bicycle and a tricycle?\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094New- York Times.\nNoticed, n Cluingre.\n\"Yes,\" said the medium, \"this is from\nyour son James.\"\nHere she showed tho sitter a message\nwritten on the slate that had been concealed beneath the table.\n\"And that's from Jim?\" asked the\nsitter. \"Mercy, isn't it wonderful?\nWho 'd ever thought Jim would have\ngone to writin' and spellin' school after\nhe died?\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chicago Tribune.\n< Not Encouraging.\nHe\u00E2\u0080\u0094I was thinking of speaking to\nyour father soon.\nShe\u00E2\u0080\u0094Yes. papa told me be thought\nyou would.\nHe\u00E2\u0080\u0094Indeed?\nShe\u00E2\u0080\u0094Yes, and he says if you truly\nlove me you ought to take out an accident policy in my favor.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Philadelphia\nPress.\nGot on His Nerves.\n\"I shan't bother my husband any\nmore about household, affairs, even if\neverything goes to rack and ruin,\" said\nMrs. Brown. \"I was telling him yesterday about the shameful way our\ngirl breaks the dishes, and last night\nhe talked in his sleep about a selling\nplater.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chicago Record-Herald.\nFotm\u00C2\u00ABt It Different.\n\"The public will stand anything,\" asserted the public official w*hose record\nwas none too good.\n\"Perhaps.\" returned the actor, \"but\nit Avon't sit through anything, as I happen to know.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chicago Post.\nA \"Warning:.\n&&&%/&>&&i*&\u00C2\u00A3^-':j. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2~*t . '.../_\nThe Artist\u00E2\u0080\u0094I punched a man on the\njaw this morning, for telling me tbat\nwas a poor sketch. What do you think\nof it?\nA Ensinesa Proposition.\nI*V\"\"\u00C2\u00BB\nU\n\"Come, Freddie, don't you want to\nkiss XJncle/'RobPP.t?\u00C2\u00B0 .. - \u00C2\u00B0\n\"No, I don't want to. but I will for a\nnickel.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094San Francisco Examiner.\nr f \u00E2\u0080\u0094 ~ ' . I\nThe Ansel's Cha-racteri.stics. '\nBeryl\u00E2\u0080\u0094I understand that Charlie\nPnoodles told you I was an angel.\nSibyl\u00E2\u0080\u0094Well, he did say that you were\nrather \"fly\" and always, kept harping\naway.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Baltimore Herald.\nTJfr.e Essential.\n< First Chorus Girl\u00E2\u0080\u0094Edythe says she\nis going to have a perfectly lovely time\nthis 'slimmer. ' , c\u00C2\u00B0\nSecond Chorus Girl \u00E2\u0080\u0094 What's hig\nname?\u00E2\u0080\u0094Prompter.\n', Nothins to Fear.' ;\n; \"Jones says he has the fire of 'gen-\nius.\" ,,\n\"Yes, but it isn't hot enough.to make\nhim, uncomfortab'le.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Atlanta Constitution, j - \u00E2\u0080\u00A2, ' '\nProof to tlie_ Contrary.\n\"y Husband -(angrily)\u00E2\u0080\u0094I,'.never saw a\n'woman as hard 'to please as,you are.,\nWife (calmly)\u00E2\u0080\u0094.\"My don-'\nthat\nMiss Smart \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Have you ever been\nthrough ,algebra ?\nWillie Chumply\u00E2\u0080\u0094Yes. but it was in\nthe night, and I didn't see much of the\nplace.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chicago News. <\nAccounting For \"It.\n\"I come from a very good family,\"\nsaid Flutterby. with a repellent sniff.\n\"They must Lnne adopted you.\" remarked the odious -Bagsby.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Cleveland\nlain Dealer.\nSummer Idyl.\nA humbld bGy. with a\nShining pail.\nWent gladly singing\nAdown the dale\nTo where the cow with\nThe brindle tail\nOn clover her palate did\nRegale.\nA humble bee did\nGayly sail\nFar over the soft and\nShadowy vale. <\nTo where the boy with\nThe shining pail\nWas milking the cow\nWith the brindle tail.\nThe bee lit down on tho\nCow's left ear; <\nHer heels flew up through\nThe atmosphere,\nAnd through the leaves of\nA chestnut tree\nThe boy soared into\nEternity. \u00E2\u0080\u0094Lift.\nJ~J\nl\ni '\nA Phenomenon.\nKITCHEN SUPERSTITIONS.7\n\"Say, Jimmie. you've got wonderful\ncontrol of the ball. I could almost\nreach that last one you throwedi.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094New\n.York American.\n, \"BEa-achnrlsi.\nAlas, for that unhappy land,;\nManchuria!\nNow menaced by a Tartar band,\nManchuria!\nBetween the Chinaman and Russ\nYou're in a most unpleasant muss; .'\nIt's pretty sure to grow much wuss,\nManchuria!\nThe bear is sniffing at your heels,\nManchuria!\nWe hear your faint and faroff scjueals.\nManchuria!\nWe really don't know what to do:\nThe bear would laugh if , we said\n\"Boo!\"\nOur fond regrets we send to you,\nManchuria!\nWhy Moot Cooks Alwayn Stir Tlioia-\nCutter One Way Only.\n\"Take a good lump of fresh butter\nand roll it in flour, place it in a,Iined\nsaucepan with a half pint of good, rich\ncream, stir it gently over a low fire, always the same way, till it begins to\nsimmer.\" ' , '\nThis_reeipe for the making of melted\nbutter is quoted from an old fashioned\ncookery-book of a century ago, but the\ndirection to stir \"always the. same\nway\" is observed as religiously today\nas it was then, and probably will be for\na thousancL-years to come.\nAll, cooks of all nations stir not only\nthe same way, but also from east to\nwest^ a sure indication that the practice originated with sun worshipers.\n-Speaking of stirring brings to mind\nthat in most English households\u00E2\u0080\u0094coun-'\ntry ones at least\u00E2\u0080\u0094tho jiractice of the\nwhole family joining to stir the Christmas plum pudding is still in vogue.\nThere are \"many peculiar, old fashioned superstitions connected ' with\ncooking.\nFor instance, in Scotland, when oatcakes are being,baked, it is still customary to break off a little piece and\n-throw it into the lire. >\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nAt one time, whenever a baking was\nmade\u00E2\u0080\u0094which was perhaps once a\nmonth only\u00E2\u0080\u0094a cake was made with\nnine knobs on it. Each of* the company\nbroke one off, and.' throwing it behind\nhim, said) \"This I give to thee; preserve\nthou my sheep,\" mentioning \"the name\nof a noxious animal\u00E2\u0080\u0094fox, wolf or eagle.\nA roast pheasant is usually sent up\nwith the tail feathers. This practice is\na memorial of the daj'S when a peacock-was skinned* before roasting andJ\nwhen cooked was sewed'into its plumage again, its beak gilded-and\"so served.\nTossing the pancake is another, inter-i,\nesting food superstition'. Formerly-the\nmaster of the house was always called\nupon to toss the Shrove Tuesday >pan-t\ncake. Usually he did \"it so clumsily\nthat the contents of the pan found their\nway to the floor, when a fine -was demanded' by the cook. The custom is\nstill kept, up at Westminster school,\n.where a pancake is tossed over the bar\nand * scrambled for. The, one who secures it is rewarded with a guinea.\nThe origin of-the cross on'hot cross\nbiins is a matter; of dispute. ;There is\nhttle doubt' that cakes partly divided\ninto fouT quarters wore' made long be-\n\"foro the Christian era. At one time it\nwas believed that bread baked on Good\nFriday -would never grow moldy, and\na piece of it grated was kept in every\nhouse, being (supposed .to be a'sovereign* remedy for almost* any kind of\nailment to which man is subject. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2.*\"'\nIn'\u00E2\u0080\u009Ernany'parts of England it is considered unluckj* to offer a mince-pie to\na guest. ->- It niust be asked for.\n! A-iicient Ecd *\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0*\ni r\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 '. \u00E2\u0096\u00A0v/i>-4.*'J'r\"f?,tHX. '\n(a\n\u00C2\u00ABc-\u00E2\u0080\u0094K -?F\n\ %'\n\" (. J1 f(\n\"He\nwords.\naddressed her in\n'\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chicago Ncavs.\ncold, hard\"\nA'Tongh .Tob For tlie Tea bluer.\nThe lad was the worst one in 'the,,\nSunday school, and he appreciated, the \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nfact. His'idea of his own iniquity was\nexpressed when his teacher announced-\.\nthe intention of making him good.\n' \"Say,\" drawled the reprobate, \"I'm\nbettin' you'll have the time of your life\nan' then not win out in tr'in' to 'make\ngood' makin' me good.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Now York\nTimes.\nIVot to Be Thowrcnt Of.\nHousewife (to tramp)\u00E2\u0080\u0094If you saw\nthat wood, I will give you 10 cents.\n, Tramp\u00E2\u0080\u0094My dear woman, I assure\nyou I would be happy to favor you.\nbut you see if I did that job for 10\ncents I'd be prosecuted under the new\nantitrust law for charging you less\nthan I charge your neighbors.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Boston\nCommercial Bulletin.\nThe Great PorcelJ\u00C2\u00AB-I:i Tower.\nIn 1-130 A. D.. after nineteen years of\nceaseless labor antl an expenditure of\nabout fSOO.OOO. the Chinese government finished the wonderful porcelain\ntower at Nankin, which stood for nearly four and, a quarter'centuries, until\nISoG. tho most marvelous building ever\nerected by human hands. It was of\noctagonal form, 200 feet in height, with\nnine stories, each having a cornice and\na gallery without.\nCliolly's Repartee.\n\"Cholly is so clevah at weparteel\"\nexclaimed Clarence.\n\"Isn't he?\" said Reginald. \"What's\nhis latest?\"\n\"A gweat, howwid bwute said to\nhim, 'You are the biggest fool in this\nstate.' And Cholly answered wight off,\n'I don't agwee with you!'\"\nSave tlie \"Voice.\nWhen hoarse speak as little as possi-.\nMe until the hoarseness is recovered\nfrom, else the voice may be permanently lost or difficulties of the tkroat produced.\n\nsay you have been playing the race's*\nagain?\nHenry\u00E2\u0080\u0094No, my dear. The bookmakers have been working me.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Cleveland\nPlain Dealer. .\nFavoralile Comment.\nClara\u00E2\u0080\u0094How well you looked , at the\nfancy ball!\nMaud\u00E2\u0080\u0094Think so?\nClara\u00E2\u0080\u0094Oh, yes. You had on such a.\nbecoming mask.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Town Topics.\n021 on Water.\nA film of oil on water may be ?.o\nthin that its thickness is i:o more than\none twenty-fivo-millionth of an inch,\nwhich is computed to be, in all probability, the size of a molecule of the\noil.\n/ <>\nC H. TARBELL.\n\ High GradeStoves\nand all Kitchen \"Requirements\nSPORTSMENS GOODS\n& GENERAL HARDWARE\nJOHN McLEODS\nFOR FIRST-CLASS\nCANDY, FRUITS,\n. CIGARS & TOBACCOS.\nTAMA & NAMO,\nDEALKB.3 IN\nBRANTFORD,....\n....MASSEY-H ARRIS,\n' and other High-grade Wheels.\nr r\nWteei and Gun EepairinZ\nNEATLY '& PROMPTLY DONE.\nMakers of tbe celebrated ^ ,\nSolar Ray\nAcetylene -:-' Machines\n3rd St., Cumberland\nRanaimi Cigar Factory\nSMOKE\nENTERPRISE'\nCIGARS\nX\no\nO\nft\n<\nC3\nBEST\nON\nEARTH.\nMaunfactured by ,\nP. GABLE & CO., NANAIMO, B.O;\nSMOKE ..\n* CUMBERLAND,\nMeat Market\n* \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 / i,'\nDonald McKay.,\nPrime Meats, y . ,\nVegetables & Fruits\nIn Season.\nCxi\nca\nCx2\nCd\nCD\nCx-\nCxi\nca\nV.\nEm\no\no\nw\nH\nO\nM\nSw\n0\n\u00E2\u0096\u00BAJ\np\n:\nO\n^\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 O\no\n.\nffl\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nh~\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\\nCN\n' p~\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\na\n(-3\n*\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\no\no\n.\n1_\na*-\n\u00C2\u00A3\nP\nM\n- o\n02\n03\nH\n'\"3 5s\nil ft\nM\no\nt-H\nIS\n>\no\nQ S\nci\n< hJ ft >\nas '\ni- \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n<\nO\nCD\nO\n8-\nW&Verly Hotel\n r * .\nFirst-.Class Accommodation\n\u00C2\u00BB.. ..at Reasonable Bates ...\nBEST OF WINES & LIQUORS.\nS. SHORE,\nPROPRIETOR. .\nT.'li. JUeLJaAN.\nthe Pioneer, Watchmaker, ,\nJeweler and Opt cian.\nEyes Tested 1m.\nWhen' in CniliBrM\nSTAY-AT THE\t\n.'\u00E2\u0096\u00A0-. VENDOME.,- .\nDAILY DELIVERY.\n\u00C2\u00ABS\" All \"Conveniences -foe. Guests.*\nThbBar.is Supplied with ,\nBest Liquors an'd,Cigars\nR.-S. ROBES rSON.\nMorrocl^i Bros?>\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2BAKERS\n\"DREAD, Calces and Pies delivered daily to any part of City.\nFULL QTOPK OF _ (BrOWieS\npRUITS,, \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0096\u00A0.\nCandies,\nPIPES, Cigars,\n' 1 obaccos.\nAND NOVELTIES AT . \\nMts'yMALKER'S\nr r <\n(Whitney Block.)\nY m have the' money, I have the\nGoods, now I,want the' money and\nyou want tne Goi ds so come and\nsee. what bargains you can get.\n,'\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 All tbe Latest MAGAZINES . .\nand PAPERS oh band . .*' ,\n5-^:^=^***S\"*-**^)***i'gr-,*-^3)*S^\nWE WANT YOUR\nI 'Job ppiiftiijtf\nWORK\nPRICES\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 >yA\n4\n.1\n\"\u00C2\u00A3**\nHARNESS\nl V\nW\" WILLARD ia prepared to -- ,\nfill auy Orders for Fine-or \ -_ ;\nHeavy tloirnesa, at short notice.;.\n^ \u00C2\u00BB\n\"\u00C2\u00AB\u00C2\u00ABCUBAN, .BLOSSOM\" .\nA UNION MADE CIGAR\nFROM THE\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nCuban Oi gar Factory\nI r- - t\nM. J- BOOTH, Proprietor,\nNANAIMO, B.C.\nCampbells' BAKERY-\n'\u00E2\u0096\u00A0~ \u00E2\u0080\u0094 -\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \"n y > -\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 .\nA Fine Selection of CAKES always on hand*;\"\n- FRESH BREAD every day.'\nOrders for SPECIAL CAKES promptly attended to. >' \u00C2\u00AB\ni > s - *r* >- * f\u00E2\u0080\u0094'\n\u00C2\u00AB *r\u00C2\u00BB rw \u00C2\u00AB ra rz W \u00C2\u00AB ^** *\". w \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00C2\u00AB\u00C2\u00BB\n1 \u00C2\u00AB \u00C2\u00AB\nBunsmiiir lvenu8,0\nCntiberlaiid.\nWILLIAMS BROS.\niLiverv Stable:\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Tbamstkrs. and Dkaymen \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n: Single and Double rics \\.\n\"\". for Hire. All Orders '>\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n; Promptly .Attended to. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\n'i Third St., Cumberland,B.C.\n, <.\n^2\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2rf-\nBd!*\nagi\n*\u00C2\u00A3\"\nnSu-\nNoir !a Ks 38e. 4 00\n.Nanaimo. \" 4 15\nDuncan's. ...... \" 5.55\n'Koenig's.....:.. \" 6 30\n.Cold8tream . \" 7 27\n. Victoria........ Ar 7 55\nThousand Mile and Commutation Tickets on sale, good over rail and steamer\nlines, at two and one-half cents per mile.\nSpecial trains and steamers for Excursions, and reduced rites for parties may\nhe arranged for on application to the\nTraffic Manager.\nThe Company reserves the right to\nchange without previous notice, steamers\nsailing dates and hours of sailing.\nExcursion Tickets on Sale from and to\nall Stations, good for going lourney. Saturday and Sunday, returning nut later\nthan Monday.\nGeo. L. Courtney,\nTraffic Manager.\nMUNICIPALITY OF. \ ; .. I\nTHE CITY OF CUMBERLAND.'\nTHE POUND BY-LAW.\nThe Municipal Council of the Corporation of the* City of Cumberland,\nenacts as follows :\u00E2\u0080\u0094\n1. At such place or places as shall be designated by .he Council from time to time a\nCny Pound may be established and shall be\nmaintained as such by the Corporation of\nthe City of Cumberland.\n2. The Council may from time to time\nappoint a Pound-keeper at such salary or\nremuneration as it may decide.and appropriate out ef the annual revenue.\n3. The City Treasurer shall furnish the\nPound-keeper with a book in which the\nPound-keeper shall enter a description Ol\nevery animal impounded by him, with the\nname of the person who took or sent the\nsame to be impounded, the day and.hour on\nwhich the animal came into his charge as\nPound-keeper, the day and hour on which\nthe same was redeemed, discharged, or\notherwise dealt with or disposed of, the\nname of the person and the amount\npaid by the person redeeming the aaimal,\nor, if sold, tbe name of the purchaser, the\namount that was(paid for the animal, and\nthe amount of the expense thereon, and the\nbalance, if auy, remaining over the above,\nthe penalty allowance and expenses, and to\nwhom the same has been paid, which balance, if any, shall, prior to making the return to the auditor, be paid over to the City\nTreasurer. *\n4. The Pound-keeper shall at the end of\nthe month make a return to the City Clerk,\nin writing, comprising the above infonna--\ntion aud any other information he or the\ncleik may deem necessary, which return\nshall, if required, be verified by statutory\ndeclaration of the Pound-keeper. .\n5. The Pound-keeper shall pay over to the\nCity Treasurer all money received by; him\nonce in every mouth, or oftener, if instructed so to do, and shall at all times produce\nhis books for the inspection of any member\nof che Council, or the Auditor or the Treasurer, when rt quested to do so.\n6. No horse, ass, mule, ox, bull, cow,\ncattle, swine, hog, sheep, goat or dog (except dogs registered as hereinafter mentioned) shall be permitted to run at large or\ntrespass in the city at any time, or to graze,.<\nbrouse, or feed upon any of tho streets,\nsquares, lanes, parks, alleys, or public\nDlaces of the City, or upon a..y unfenced\nTots or unfenced land within the city-limits,\nunder the following penalties against.the\nowners, or keeper , or persons having charge\nof the same, viz:\u00E2\u0080\u0094 , -\nFor each ox, horse, mule, ass, bull,\ncow, or other cattle. $3 00\nFor each swine, hog, sheep, or goat\nor other animal. 1 00\nFor each dog...... .....- .\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00C2\u00B0 50\n7. If any of the animals mentioned in\nsection 6 of this By-law (except .logs regis-\ntered aa hereinafter mentioned) are touud at\nlarge or trespassing within the limits ot the\nCity of Cumberland, or grazing, brouamg,\nor teeurug upon any of the streets, aquareB,\nrm ' L\nlanes, parks,, alleys, .\u00C2\u00BB ,.\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 public places of the\n.said City, or upou any ute said Pound, ;.nd it shall bethe\nduty of the Pound keeper to receive and\nimpound the same, aud pay for\u00E2\u0080\u0094 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nHorse, mule, bull, cow, or\nother cattle $2 50 ''\nEach swiue, hog, sheep,\ngoat, or other animal... 50\nEach dog . 50\n9. It shall he the duty of all officers and\nconstables of the police force of the said\ncity, whenever they see or meet any of the\nanimals mentioned within section \"6 of this\nBy-Law running at large or trespassing\nwithin the city limits in contravention of\nthis By-Law or whenever their attention is\ndirected by any person to any such animal\nrunning at large or trespassing as aforesaid,\nto immediately take charge of such animal,\nand drive, lead, or carry, i or cause the same\nto be driven, led, or carried to the Pound.\n10. The Pound-keeper shall daily furnish\nall animals impounded in the City Pouud\nwith good and sufficient food, water, shelter, and attendance and for so doing shall\ndemand and receive from tho respective\nowners of such animals or from the keepers\nor persons in who^e charge the animals\nought to be, for the use of the Corporation,\nthe following allowance over *nd above the\nfees for impounding, namely:\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nFor each horse, ass, mule, bull, cow or\nother cattle, $l.oo per day.\nFor each swine, hog^ sheep, or goat, or\nother animal, 50uts. per day.\nFor each dog 25cts. per day. >\nll.^If the owner of any animal impounded, or any other person entitled to redeem\nthe same, shall appear and claim such animal at any time before the sale thereof, it\nshall be the duty of the Pound-keeper or his\nassistant, to deliver up the same on receiving the amount in full of the penalty, and\nthe allowance and the expenses chargeable\nfor each and every animal, and in addition\nthereto if the animal redeemed is a.dog, the\nannual tax therefor.\n12. When the Pound-keeper is aware of\nthe name and address of the owner of.any\nanimal impounded he shall, within 24 hours\nof the impounding, cause a letteryor postcard to be sent to such owner with a notification of such impounding.\n13 It shall be the duty of the Pound-\nkeeper, or his Assistant, before making delivery of auy animal so impo nded, before\nsale, or ou pa.yujeut of surplus money after\nsale, to obtain frorn the person or persons\nclaiiiiii'g the aame, his, hei-'or their name or\nnames arid r-jai.taiice, aiid to enter the same\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0in a book, together w th the date whtn tuch^,\nanimal was. hjv iu ded, a-.d che date when\nti e same waa sold or redeemed as the cae\nmay be.\na\n1\ni\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0I \u00E2\u0096\u00A0tf\nw\nTHE CUMBERLAND, NEWS\nissued Every Tuesday.\n. B. ANDERSON, - - - ' RDITOB'\nThe columns of The News are op\u00C2\u00BBn'to all\nwho/wish to express'cherein views o mat-\n1 teru -\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nff\nK\nI:\nI\n\"m\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0a\n14'. If no p'erH.n shall appear to claim\nsuch ammalt. or ai-imaLsoimpouuded, within throtrdayi after the same may have been\nimpounded, or if the person claiming such\n: animal shiir re.fuse or neglect to pay the\npenalty and the allowance and expenses\nchargeable thereon, it shall be the duty tice of the sale thereof,\n'\u00E2\u0096\u00A0'15. Such notice shall contain a jgeneral\n' description of r the-animal or animals lm-\n, \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 pounded, and shall be posted up in some,\n'conspicuous-place at the round, where the\n' same shall have been impounded, and also\nat the City Hall. ,%\n16. If at the expiration of the time specified in the said notice, no>pei>on shall appear^ claim the animal or auiinalB therein\n* soecifred and inferred to, or if auy person\n'\"shall appear to claim the same, but shall re-,\nJ iuse'or neglect \"to pSy the penalty and ,the\n-allowance, and the expenses accrued .andr\ncharged\" ou such animal or animals; it shall\n; be lawful to sell the same, and the animal\nor animals shall be offered to public compe-\n\" tition aiid sold to tfre higher bidder by the\nPouud-keeper at the City Pound. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 .,\n17. If the animal be a. h,orae, ass, male,\n* ox, bull, cow, or other cattle,.it shall be a< -\n* vertised in a newspaper at least three da)S\n' before such sale.'\"'\n18. If, after the sale of any animal, as\n'aforesaid, the purchaser/ docs not inmiedi-\n''.acely-pay. the piicu theret f, the Pound-\nl' keeper mav for. h with cause, the <*mmal to\n1 be resold.' and .-o coniiinuc U) do until,the\nprice is paid.\n7 19 Iu case of the sale of any impounded\nanimal or auimals,. the sard , Pound-k toper\nv shall retain ont of the proceeds of the sale\nsufficient to pay the amount of the peuaity\n\"'and the allowance and all expenses chargeable by him on account of the sard animal\nlor animals.\n.20. Nd person or persons shall break\neven, or iu any manner, directly or in.\n' dir tly aid or a^bist in brtauug open\nthe Pound, of bhall r.take or let any\nani.ndlor anun la thereout, without the\n.' consent of ( thi Pound-Ueeper ,/ Each\nand every person who\"shall h unlet,-delay or\n(\u00E2\u0096\u00A0obstruct^ any person .or per.ont, engiged in\n'driving; leading, or carrying to. che Pound\n'.. any animal or.'aidinals^ liable to he impound\neeveri day\u00C2\u00AB after such\n'impounding it shall be lawful f\"i t .ePouad\nkeeper to kill it in somo merciful manner.\n22. Every person who pays th\" annual\ntax for a dogaB mentioned iu the R- venue\n' By-law, shall thereupon he entitled to' have\nsuch dog registered, numbered, and describ-\n' ed ia a book to be kept for this purpose at\n- the office of the City Treasuier, end to receive a metal badge or tag stamped with the\nyear for which the tax is paid, an 1 the number of the registration, aud in case any dog\nshall be found-at large within the Mumci-r\npali-y,at an\ time without Mioh a bad^e or\nta \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 as aforesaid sui.li dog shall De deemed to\nb 'at large within the meaning of (. lau-e 0\no this By-law.\n23 In the event of a dog being impound\ned and the owner proving to the satUraciiou\nof the Peunu-kertper or the Cu\ T that the annual 1 ax had been paid and the.\nmetal badge or t.-g had beou removed be'on\nthe impounding <'t the dog, it <.haii be law\nf ul for the Poand-kueuer to release such dog\nfrom the Pound at once aud enter the pu-\nticulars in his book.\n* '24. It shall lie lawful for the Pound-\nkeeper, orhis arista* t, or othei persons a\nC'aforesaid, to nuuound any dou ' running a-\nlarge in the City and not wearing a met.l\nbadge, or lag in dui r>'siuoe *uh tbts itet\npreceding section of this By-law.\n25 Nopereon shall keep or hoi' any\ndog or oib r animal which hahuua.l> disturbs the quiet of any per^.ri, ->i .u> d-'g or\nother auimal which endangers tho tafery of\nany person by biting or otherwise.\n26 No hoise or horses shall be left untied\nvithin the city limits, unless andi-r die control of the owner or person in charge.\n27. Every person conviated ot an infraction of any provision of this By-law shall\nforf- -t and pay therefore a penalty not exceed \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 g fifty dollars.\n28 A dog shall be deemed to be at large\nwithin the meaning of the provisions of this\nBy-law wh\n. BILL-HEADS *\u00C2\u00B0 !' 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Write at once addressing your letter and enclosing $100 for full\nyear's membership or twenty-live cents for three\nNo. ISO Nassau St.. N. Y. Ctly.\nJOE\n, ,THE DEMAND FOR v\nStevens Psstqls\n' IS INCREASING RAPIDLY.\nHave been making for 37 years the\nTIP UP\u00E2\u0080\u0094.22 Short K. F. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 -$2.50\nThe DIAMOND,. 6-inch blued barrel,\nnickel frame, open or globe and peep\nsights \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 -S3.00\nSame with 10-inch barrel \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 '\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 -_ 7.50\no\no\no\no\no\no\nI am- prepared- to\n'furnish Ptv.lixh R'iVs\nand de 1 crLming at\nreasonable rates. \"\nO\no\ng'D., KI.L.PATR1CK\nO . \" ' ' Cumberland q\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOr?) ooob\nfllBlY-8 'PBSIB1I8,\n3009 Westminster Road\n, Thousands of Fruit\"and.\n- OVnamental Trees.. ..\n- 'I\n\"SI.\n1\nH\ni,S\n%\n9-yl\nyj*/^S-^***rr*\u00C2\u00A3fc^^'^==sr****S^:it\n^\n\ The Diamond Pistol will shoot n C. 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'\n. - v * ', < '\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\"\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \"\u00E2\u0096\u00A0..\u00E2\u0096\u00A0- '\nt,Tons of Home-grown and Imported\nGarden, Fields Flower Seeds'\n, '\u00E2\u0080\u00A2' \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 For Fall or.Spring Planting. . - ' -\nEastern Prices or less.', White Labor.\n\u00C2\u00BB' 'I\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0si'\n'e,\nBEii HIVES 'and SUPPLIES,\n'catalogue, free, y\n'^\n' >v I\nM. J; HENRY,\nVANCOUVER, B.C.\niz \u00E2\u0080\u00A2*\nCii'mhrtnland'\nHotel\n. <\n\" COR. DUNSMUIR AVENUE'/ . rT^\\n,-AND \u00E2\u0096\u00A0-SECOND ; STREET.\u00C2\u00BB\"^v yty\n- \" CUMBERLA-ND.-.B.4 C.\ ;<, .'\u00E2\u0096\u00A0{' \f' V ^\nMrs; J. H. Piket^P,roprietfess.. '-:*\"r\n-J When in Cumberland be sure - /-'\vm,t';I\n';y and'sta\*: at .the Cumberland -' vd/?i'\n*-- ^ oHotel, B'irst-Class ' Accomoda- 'j' \"\u00E2\u0096\u00A0'\u00E2\u0084\u00A2\n'' \" y tibrPior ^transient a nd\" perman -. .\nent boarders. ,s- \u00E2\u0080\u00A2> - r -\nSample Rooms and Public Hall /\nRun In Connection with Hotel\nly^A\nRates from $1.00 to $2.00 per day\n&OOK ON i*ATCS\"rs 'scut free. Address\nMUW?J & CO.,\n3\u00C2\u00AB1 Bro.n*'i->- \u00E2\u0080\u00A2>\nI. O. F.\npOURT DOMINO, 3518/ meets\nthe last Monday in the month\nin the K. of P. Hall.\nVisiting Brethren invited.\nI7rnl2c - r\n _ t\nN otice.\nRiding on locomotives and \"rail\nway cars of the Union Colliery\nCompany by any person ,jr per\nsons\u00E2\u0080\u0094except train crew\u00E2\u0080\u0094is strictly\nprohibited. Employees are subject to dismissal for allowing same\nBy o'rder\nFrancis D Little\nManager.\nFlies of any Pattern Tied to Order.\nFancy \u00E2\u0096\u00A0Inlaying in wood and metal.\nFrench Polishin\ng-\nApply\nNEWS OFFICE.\nBrma I\n\u00C2\u00AB /\nI\nI\n1\nI\nI\nTHE WOES\n. SAMMIS\nOF\nj don't you?\".\nI \"Yes. sir. It means say nothing and\n' saw wood.\"\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2'Exactly. Sammis. though you might\nhavo used more elegant language. You\nini:-ht drcp in ,on Miss Harris in a\n' \" ! c.'i^\":'! way some time tomorrow, car- i\nj ryin-Ji a bouquet I shall provide for the\nAre Many\ni\nr\u00C2\u00AB*B~2SS*-\u00C2\u00A33&SQ\ni iv \"-ri.--i(>ir. and present my compliments ><\n| itiM anything nice you happen to think\nZ2*\"*ejzy Item* From'\n, The Arizona KJcKer\n^ ,\nrCopyright, 1902, by C. B. Lewis.]\n' We understand that Major'Callahan\nhas referred to us as a'jackass and a\ndude. We shall take early occasion to\nmeet, the major\" and give him opportunity to confirm or deny. We'll bet\ntwo to'one he denies.' '\" <\nNE day last month a staving\ngood looking girl named Miss\nHarris took ah office in our\nsky scraper and set up type-\nwriting. Prom tho moment I saw her\n1 felt that my fate was scaled. Her\nwoman's heart must have' told her of\nmy fe.clings, and L found .encouragement in 'her blushes and downcast\nlooks. For three days I humped my\nelevator up. and down with my heart\nfluttering like a wounded crow', and\nthen I determined to know my fate.\nWith' the courage of a Kid McCoy going irito battle ,1 entered her room and\nstood before her and began:\n\"Miss Harris, you must have seen\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nyou' can't help but have sawn\u00E2\u0080\u0094your,|\nown feelings have surely told you that -\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094that\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094 , , j\nI stopped there to get breath and to\nsee if my hair was.parted in the mid- !\ndie, and Miss Harris rose up and took !\nme by the ear and led me to the door j\nand said:\n\"Bubby, it is time you went home to\nyour ma and your trundle bed.\" |\n\"I went back' to my elevator in a\ndazed condition'. The world seamed/to j\nbe going round with me. I had been\n**i needn't .say you are a married '\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0096\u00A0.\u00E2\u0096\u00A0::>. need' I?\" I asked. , i\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2V-'eii. u-o. I fail to see the necessity \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nin* mar. One can be a husband,and a\nfather at the same time, of course. \"\nAnd shouM Miss Harris ask how olu'\nyou think I am\"'\u00E2\u0080\u0094 f \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 .\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \"I-will\u00C2\u00B0say forty-eight instead of six- j\nty.\" ., ' j\n\"Forty-eight or forty-nine, Sam mis, '\nand I will remember if ,to your .credit, t\nYou have the situation well in hand, I\nthink; and 1 will leave it to you.,, Drop\nin to see me occasionally. You will\nalways find me glad to see you.\" \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nI , I met Miss Harris tho next day., She,\ni looked so innocent-and beautiful that\nmy heart smote nie, -and I decided to\ngive-her another chance. I sighed and 0\nDuring the last few months our\nesteemed contemporary lay in wait for\nus with a gun on twenty-eight different\noccasions, but none of his, bullets even\ngrazed us. We shall make, no change\nin the programme. We shall con-\nlooked at her in a j'oarniug way. and\nshe must, have heard' tlie throbbing of,\nmy heart, but'gho turned on me and -\npatted me on the head and said: ' i\n\"Bubby,\"you should tell your mother\nto given3*ou infant's food .twice a day\nuntil the paiiv- goes away. What ails\nyou is indigestion.\" - i\nThat remark sealed' her doom. J.f\n'she had been twice as' beautiful ,1 '\nwould not have spared her. L, went\nback to my elevator and vowed-that'I\nrebuffed, ridiculed, thrown down. My i ^u-d nin it through'the roof-if neces-\nloye.had been spurned and my alloc-* ,sary-.to^eap^a-\"terrible revenge. Ah\ntions trampled underfoot. Tt was hours , elevator ,boy can staiid a'great'deal,\nThe Trial* of '\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\"\nMr. yy oxinghx\u00C2\u00A3*band\n\"\"My dear,\" remonstrated Younghus-\nband, laying down'his morning paper,\nand looking at the contents of the dish\nhis wife had set before him, '*you have\ngiven me this same breakfast food every morning for a month. Are you\nnever going to let up on the infernal\nstuff?\" * \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 .\",',','-\u00E2\u0080\u009E,\n\"Be reasonable, love,\" returned his'\nbetter half. \"Just let me explain. There\nare coupons, come with this\" brand' of\nbreakfast food, aud as soon as I have\na hundred I'll be able to get a lovely\nrocking chair for grandma. ' Only be a\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2little patient, dear. I-counted my coupons last night, and, honestly,'you have\nonly eighty-nine packages more to cat\nup.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Philadelphia Ledger.'\nTHE AFTER PART.\nAn Innocent Karsicr.\nbefore I came to myself again and realized the insult, and then\u00E2\u0080\u0094then\u00E2\u0080\u0094*\nNext day I went up to room No. 402\n'to see old Mr. Thomas. I asked him\nif the steam pipes in his room 'were all\n'right, and if he was all right, and if he\nwas satisfied' .with the paper on, ,the\nwalls, and finally got around to speak\n'of 'Miss Harris. When I had finished\nhe thought for awhile aird then said:\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\"I had already ^observed, Sammis.\nthat .she was young and'good looking,\nand I had wondered if it was not my\nbut when the .throbbings of his love\nare laid to apple''cores or other indigestible things no one can blame him if\nho thirsts, for human life. A week\nfrom that date, just before the -noon\nhour, three old men. each one of whom\nwanted to' be a father 'to tlie false\nhearted Miss nan-is. met hi her room.\nThey breathed hard and glared at one\nanother.. They clinched their lists, and\n.their hair curled. They called , each\nother traitors and hypocrites and liars,\naud I walked in\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 and gleefully exclaimed: ' ' , -\n\"Behold the \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 'false ,, jade, who has\nwrecked our lives. \"Even now she waits\nfor \"the cross eyed man ih 'No. (iOO to\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 WE SH^TjTj continue to satjxteu around,\n' . AND HE MAY. CONTINUE TO'SHOOT.\"\ntinue to saunter around,' and ho' may\ncontinue to shoot. We believe in continuing harmless amusements.\nWhile wo now, hold tho honored position of editor, postmaster,'mayor, senator, and deputy United States marshal,\nwc feel that we could easily take care\nof two or three .more,-and shall do our\nlevel best to gather them in. We know\nof no reason 'why an editor should let\na good thing get past him.\nThere are seven-'shyster lawyers in\nthis town, all of whom get a living by\nstirring-'up trouble. ,. There aro also\ncome down and take her to lunch and six' men\" who claim to'be doctors, but\nreverin our humiliation.'' ' \" who are the rankest .-sort of quacks.\n-It was enough. Each of the three '\y8 think we shall turn loose y.ery soon\nsimply/wanted ,an excuse to fall upon n.hd head a popular movement to start\nthe other, and my words furnished it. -D0th shysters and quacks out'in search\n\"\u00E2\u0080\u00A2WITH THIS DOLTOAT*. YOU WILI^ BUY A\nBOUQUET.\"\nduty to assume a fatherly attitude toward' her. After what you have just\nsaid I think it is. I will have a bouquet for her tomorrow, and 1 will send\nit in by you with my compliments.\"\nTwo hours later I went to room No.\n300 to see Mr. Griscom. He is also an\nold man with paternal feelings. He is\nthe agent of the grindstone trust, but\nhe has no gritty feelings toward humanity. When I had told him that for\naught I knew* Miss Harris might be a\nlone orphan and struggling against\nselfishness of the world the tears start-\n. ed to his eyes and he replied:\n\"Sammis, you are a boy with a\nheart, and such sentiments as you express do j'ou infinite credit. I will let\nMiss Harris know that there is at least\none person in this cold world who sympathizes with her in her struggles for\nexistence, and if I can smooth the path\nfor her it shall be done. With this dollar you will buy a bouquet and present\nit in my name. In doing so you will\ncasually mention the fact that 1 am a\nwidower, with an income of $1.00'per\n.week. Don't fail to get in the per,\nSammis.\"\nMy third call was at room No. 00-L\nOld Mr. Taylor didn't receive me in a\nfatherly spirit at first. Some one had\ntold him that I bad called him an old\nmasher, and of course his feelings\nhad been hurt. I soon made tbat all\nright, however, and then held up the\ncase of the new typewriter to his attention. His interest was instantly\nawakened. The top of his bald head\nbegan to blush and his chin to quiver,\nand when I had ended my peroration\nhe pounded on the desk with his fist\nand replied:\n\"Sammis, I am not a man with a\nheart of stone, though I represent a\nflint glass company. As you say Miss\nHarris is young and beautiful. She is\nalso innocent and unsophisticated. She\nneeds an adviser, a sympathizer\u00E2\u0080\u0094it\nfact, a father. My heart tells me thai\nI should be a sort of father to her.\"\n\"But it's an infernal insult, all the\nsame, and I will begin tomorrow\nSammis, you know what discretion ia.\nThey fell. They clawed and bit,and\nkicked and pulled hair, aud everybody'-\non that floor rushed in to see. and the\n'girl'who had .coquetted with 'my, feci- ;\nings knew the bitterness of humiliation. She fled far away next day, and ,\ntho'would \"be fathers remained home ,\nfor the.next week to repair damages. \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nMr. Rasher, the agent, called me down '\nto his office to say: < \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 j\n.\"Sammis, I can't blame you for feel- |\ning thus when you are thrown down, i\nbut you must remember tbat we are\nin this .thing for the money and can't (\nafford to carry vacant offices.\"' j\nIt is far from my wish to drive cash :\npaying tenants away from this' sky\nscraper or to be on bad terms with\nany of the occupants, but let it be understood that I have feelings that cannot be lightly toyed with. Whenever\nany one tries it let him beware of the\nrevenge of Sammis, the elevator boy.\nM. QUAD.\nof new abiding places. M. QUAD.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 ' Jim Drew a Full Hand.\n, \"It\" was\" this a-way,' jedge:'. Ye see,\nI,doled de cards,,and Jim Brown he\nhad a pah of aces and a pah pf kings.\"\n\"What did you have?\"\n\"Throe aces, jedge, and\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094 '\n\"What did Jim do?\"\n\"Jim, lie drew.\" , . '\n\"What did ho draw?\",\n\"He drew a razzer, jedge.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Philadelphia Inquirer.\nTooli It &* ii Compliment.\n\"Yes,\" said his wife's mother. \"I see\nit was a mistake for nay daughter to\nmarry you at all. She is just as different from 3*ou in every respect as she\ncan be.\"\n\"Well, well!\" replied the great brute.\n\"How you flatter mo!\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Philadelphia\nPublic Ledger.\nNo Need- For One.\n\"But you have no hospital here,\"\nprotested the tenderfoot, \"and there's,\nso much violence here too!\"\n\"Vi'lence nothing!\" exclaimed the\nnative. \"We don't have no vi'lence\nhere, an' we don't need no hospital. !\nTheir BatUe Cry.\n\"That ball team that enlisted made a\nwonderful record for bravery, I understand.\"\n\"Yes.' Whenever they went into'battle some one would cry, 'Kill the umpire!' and\" their there was no holding\nWhen one of the boys shoots there\nain't no job left 'copt for the* coroner.\"\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094Denver News.\ni them.'!\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chicago Tost.\nA Chance to Moralize.\n\"I heard a feller say dat he wasn't\nhappy unless he was workin',\" said\nPlodding Pete.\n\"Well,\" respoirded Meandering Mike,\n\"dat shows what a terrible t'ing it is\nto git into habits.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Washington Star.\nFeminine Charity.\ni He\u00E2\u0080\u0094I wonder why Miss Overton is\nj so sensitive about her age.\nI She\u00E2\u0080\u0094I can't imagine. She's certainly old enough to have got over a little\n: thing like that '\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 long ago.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chicago\n' News. \'\nD\u00C2\u00BBi Ifw Cheeky.\n\"Could you admire a girl if she made\nremarks about her own beauty?\"\n\"M'm\u00E2\u0080\u0094well, if she really is beautiful\n3*ou can't blame her for having the face\nto say so.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Philadelphia. Bulletin.\n\u00E2\u0080\u009E Why It Rn.\u00C2\u00ABped.\n\"Your voice.\" said the cornmandih;?\noClcer. \"is decidedly rasping!\"'\n\"Yes. sir.\" replied the subordinate,\nsaluting. \"I have been out roughing it\nwith a file of soldiers all the morning.\"\nA Cool Soldier.\nP.emarkable. for his self possession\neven in the most trying moments of\nbattle was the famous Marshal Mac-Ma-\nhon. One day he was dictating a letter\nto his secretary in the midst of an action when a shell from the enemy's\ncamp fell directly upon his tent and\nexploded within a few feet Pale with\nfright, the secretary sprang up, leaving\nhis letter.\n\"What's the matter?\" asked the marshal.\n\"The shell,\" gasped the frightened\nsubordinate.\n\"And what has tbe shell to do with\nthe letter you are writing? Go on with\nyour work, sir.\"\n, Ijoolciirw Alt cad.\n| \"So you've taken up the study of\n| laW?\" , ;\u00E2\u0096\u00A0-. .....\n: \"Yes. It's always well to be posted\non alimony-, and \"'such' things, you\nknow.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094New York Evening Journal.\nCrnel 7iln.ii.\n\"Before marriage you always gave\nin to me when I cried.\"\n\"Well. I've learned to swim since\nthen.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Toronto Moon.\nTvrb Effects.\n. \"I never send out a story for publication.\" said Dullprtth. the realist, \"without first having slept over it.\"\n\"I don't believe I've ever read one of\nthem either without doing the same\nthing,\" returned Hawley.\nSweo* Content.\nBlobbs\u00E2\u0080\u0094Sillicus is very proud of his\nlineage, isn't he?\nSlobbs\u00E2\u0080\u0094Yes; he would rather have\nancestry than make name for himself.\nPeople would be more willing to take\nthe*'r whipping if the fact could be\nconcealed that they were getting one.\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nAtchison Globe.\nSB*\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 '^Wsr^v ' '\n1\nv-*J_-ov> \u00E2\u0080\u00A2<;\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0Mi.\nnbnos/.^jfMM. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2*.}\n*>=Vr* innoconf farmer of Glouc^/Ieip\n\u00C2\u00B0 &u* **,c foxinc* \u00C2\u00BB **\u00C2\u00BB hi/ coyN\ni TVi&r the ring' \u00E2\u0080\u00A2'fo-ji ^ 'ffoyr,' \u00E2\u0096\u00A0' ,\nl^nci \u00C2\u00BBhc vonflor a. perfact\" injpouce/Ter. '\n, ' \u00E2\u0096\u00A0- \"' \u00E2\u0080\u0094Loudon Judy.'\n^i Good .Reason.\nThe sagacious wife watches her hus-\n'band's angry' efforts to \"find the collar'\nbutton that has rolled beneath the bureau. , .\n\"I should think,\" she' says,'' \"that you1\nwould have two.,collar buttons.\"\n\"You l should!\" lie snorts, reaching,\nunder the> bureau for the fiftieth time\nand rasping his hand along the floor.\n\"It takes a woman to'figure out some\nway-to double a man's troubles!\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chicago Tribune. . . \"\nMiiminlwrstood. c\n\"Now. then. young_ man,'',said Willie's mother, \"I won't let you play baseball again iira hurry, and you'll got nc\nsupper tonight.\"\n\"Why, is supper all over?\"\n\"You know, very well it is. You'saw,\nme at'the backdate and hoard me call\ning an hour ago.\"\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \"''Why\u00E2\u0080\u0094er\u00E2\u0080\u0094I thought ycr'wuz jest ap-\nplaudin' de two bagger I made.','\u00E2\u0080\u0094Philadelphia Press.-\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2-\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u0094\" His Money's Worth. .\n\"Yesterday'when I gave you a dime\n3*ou called me 'colonel;' now that I give\nyou a dollar it's plain 'mister.' How is\nthat?\"\n\"Well,' you see, boss, kunneJ is so\ncommon -dat I thought I'd sorter distinguish you\u00E2\u0080\u0094sot j'ou ter one side in a\nrow all ter yourself.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Atlanta Constitution.\nA Uncle Jfnmlier.\n\"The other day,\" says Marshall Wilder, \"I got on a Fifth avenue stage and\n.found that I'had nothing less than a\ntwo dollar note in my pocket.\"\n\"Well?\" asked a friend'.\n\"I gave it to the driver.\" said Wilder,\n\"and he asked me which horse I wanted.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094New York Times.\nA Prwszle to Her.\n\"There is on? thing I can never understand,\" said the, patient rooking woman, \"and that is why a man who has\nbeen sitting with the crowd all the afternoon at a baseball game will come\nhome and say that the noise of the children makes him nervous.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Washington Star.\nThe Whole Thing*.\n\"You people ain't amateurs,\" protested the captain of the visiting team. \"I\nhear most of your nine's paid.\"\n\"That ain't so.\" hotly replied the\nhome captain. \"The only man on our\nnine that's paid is tho umpire.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Buffalo News.\nNot Quite. Landed.\nEdyth\u00E2\u0080\u0094Is it true that you are engaged to Jack?\n\"Maynie\u00E2\u0080\u0094Yes: but you are not to mention it. I'm not quite sure that Jack\nknows it as yet\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chicago News.\njust\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 r Welcomed In Kind.\n\"Wonder why it had to rain\nwhen .the.kaiser reached Rome?\"\n\"So it would seem homelike/perhaps.\nHe reigns himself when he's at home,\nyou know.'.'\u00E2\u0080\u0094Buffalo Express.\nIn Swelldom. '\nLittle Brother\u00E2\u0080\u0094Are you going to invite mamma to the party?\nLittle Sister\u00E2\u0080\u0094Oh.-'yes, indeed! I've\nheard so much about her I'm just dying to meet her.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Puck.\nChurchyard Watchers.\nIn two of the corners of the churchyard of Warblington church, Hants,\nEngland, stand small, forbidding looking structures belonging to the truly\nGothic period of the immediate past.\nThey were erected as watchhouses for\nthe prevention of body snatching.\nHouse cleaning's over\u00E2\u0080\u0094so I thought!\nLast week I clicked the latch;\nAn awful voice informed me that\n\"The matting doesn't :n?tch!'*\nI hunted just an hour;\nI found the hammer; then\nI knelt upon a tack and took -,\nThe matting up,again! ^\nHo*.ise cleaning's over\u00E2\u0080\u0094so I thought!\nNext day she said to'me: ' -\n\"I really believe you just\nHalf tilled the ticks!' You see '\nHow they have settled down!\n'Twas all your fault!\" 'And then\n\"l got the cussed bodticks 'out\nAnd filled 'em up again!\nHouse cleaning's over\u00E2\u0080\u0094so I'thought!\nI labored like a Turk\nOn window shades. Today.she found\nTwo of 'cm wouldn't work!\nI calmly knocked 'em down,\nAnd there they'll stay! And then\nI'll take a few days off-arid help\nHer clean the house again. ' < '\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094Indianapolis Sun\nDoctor (to'Mrs. Perkins, whose bus-'-\nband is ill)\u00E2\u0080\u0094Has he had any lucid intervals? ' ,' ' ' , ', ,\n', Mrs. 'Perkins (Avith dignity)\u00E2\u0080\u0094E's 'ad\nnothink except what you,ordered, doc-;;\nfor!\u00E2\u0080\u0094London Punch. ''','.,\n\Cliolly*\u00C2\u00AB Repartee. , . - ''\n, .\"Cholly is' so clevah at wepartee!\"\nexclaimed Clarence. - , \u00E2\u0096\u00A0'\n/'Isn't he?\" said,Reginald, i \"What's\nhis latest?\". \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 .\n\"A 'gweat. howwid bwute' said ,to\nhim, 'You are'tho biggest* fool.'in /this\nstate,' and Cholly answered, wight'off,\n'I don't agwee with you!' '.'\u00E2\u0080\u0094Cincinnati,\nCommercial Tribune. ? \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 ' - , > .'\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0i\nConsiderate. .\"\n\" \"I suppose ' that if yoii marry' my\"'\ndaughter you will expect me* to*,'pay\nyour debts,?\" . < \",'.',-''\"\n\"Shouldn't think of;putting you\", to so\nmuch (trouble.\" answered liar lie Byrd.\n\"You can t^ive me tho monevi and-I'll-\npay 'em myself.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Washington Star.\n\"Weighinj? tlmK Conditions.\nWandering Willie\u00E2\u0080\u0094Why don't yer\nwrite a beggin'-letter to oue of th' mil-\nlyun aires? ' ,\nWeary Waggles\u00E2\u0080\u0094What's de use? He'd\nprob'ly say he wud give me a millyun\nef I raised a sim'lar amount rneself.\nwidih six months.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Town Topics. \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nNothing- Distinctive. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n\"What does the expert mean when\nhe says 'there is no character' in\nClark's handwriting?\" inquired the\nseeker after knowledge.\n\"He means,\" replied the man who\nknew, \"that every character is legibly\nformed.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Philadelphia Tress. . \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nWhen tlie Snn Goes Down.\nNew Arrival\u00E2\u0080\u0094Great smoke! What\nwas that?\nFriend\u00E2\u0080\u0094That's the sunset gun.\nNew Arrival\u00E2\u0080\u0094And to think that in\nthis counthry the sun sets, with a\nboornp like that!\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chicago News..\n4\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2J\nHis Recruiting* Field.\n\"I don't see why a well dressed mas-\nlike 3*ou should have to walk the rail-'1\nroad track.\" \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 ' '\n\"Well, you see. I am a theatrical manager, and I am getting together a company. \"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Town and Country.\nSus-jicion Confirmed.\nMamma\u00E2\u0080\u0094Johnny, I shall have to toll\nyour rfather what .a naughty boy you\nhave been.\nJohnny\u00E2\u0080\u0094I guess dad's right when he\nsays a woman can't keep a thing to\nherself.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Boston Transcript.\nStrange.\n\"Funny thing about a monocle.\"\n\"What's that?\"\n\"Why. the fellow who uses one\nmakes a complete spectacle of himself,\nand yet it's only half a spectacle.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nPhiladelphia Ledger.\nOne or the Other.\n\"I can't say that I like Paynter's\npictures. Perhaps it's because I don't\nappreciate them.\"\n\"I don't krrow. It's either because\nyou don't appreciate them or because\nyou do.\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Puck.\nHanging a. Hammock.\nA hammock hung firmly according to\nthe following directions will be safe\nand comfortable: The rope that secures\nthe head end should be twelve inches\nor so in length, while that at the foot\nshould measure four and a half feet.\nArranged in this way the lower part\nonly will swing free and the head be\nkept nearly stationary. >-i\n07\nTHE CUMBERLAND ' NEWS. CORED HIS-\nCUMBERLAND, B. C.\nOn account of so many or'tnie oest\nclass of workmen (leaving for the United States, ithe N_r-uegia.n government intends'to t^-te steps to check'\nemigration.,\nSt. 'Martin, Que , May 10, 1895.\nC. 0. 1UCHARDS & CO.\nGentlemen,\u00E2\u0080\u0094'\"\"Last ' November ray\nchild stuck a nail in his knee causing\ninflammation so' severe that I was\nadvised to take him to Montreal and\nhave the limb amputated to save hrs\n'life. . -\nA neighbor advised us to try MINARD'S LINIMENT, which we did,\nand within three'days my child was\nall right, and I feel so grateful that\n1 send you this testimonial, that my\nexperience may rbe of 'benefit, to\nothers. . LOUIS 6AGN1ER.\n' rMen laugh at trouble and women\nin--/ over it. or at least 'that's the\nway they usually act at a wedding.\nfflnanf s Liniment Cures Garget in Cows.\nSome men\ntions, while\nelusions. \u00C2\u00BB ,<\nstand, i by their convic-\nothers sit by .their con-\nSo rabidly does luncr irritation spread\nfunnel deepen -that often in a few weeks a\n\ simple couph culminates in 'tubercular\n'/consumption ..Give heed 'to a couirh\n' 1 here is alwavs dancer in, del.iv srei, a\n'bottle of _, Bickle's Anti-Conpumptive-Sv-\n' rup and \"cure -yourself.' ' It is a. medicine\n' unsuroosse'd for all throat and luno-\ntroubles Tt is compounded /from scvckiI\n' herbs1- ench one of which stands \u00E2\u0096\u00A0, \"c Bnrnln*? the Dead.\nCremation has Ueen practiced by most\nof the .nations of the earth''from the\n' earliest' ages, and. although in pagan\n^'countries rt may have taken the form\nof fire worshiping there can be, no\ndoubt that its adoption by,the ancients\nwas tor the most part,'prompted by\n\u00E2\u0080\u009Eother than \"religious reason. Greeks;\n'.ascribe -its introduction to,' Hercules;\nwho; having sworn to transmit the,\nbody of Argus 10 his father, .thought\n. this 'the most' convenient way of ful-\n'filling his .promise. According to^Ho-\n\"mer, .the burning of the,'dead ,was -a'\ncommon ;practico i among the Gieeks\n,^long before fthe'Trojan war, vbut tho\n'earliest record of'it.is.amoiig the Scy th\nis! rei\n,1011\n'iaris, who inhabited the;\nknown 4 under.-thei^naine- of - Tartary\nSlender accounts' handed down concerning tho manners,qf koine of the ancient natives of Hindustan also allude\nio the'custom. The klea of purification\nby fire was in all ages universal, and\nwith good reason. Some believed that\nthe body wis unclean after the departure of ..the -*oul. and it was therefore\ndeemed necos-ary that it should be\npurified by lire Ovid expressed the\nopinion of his time when ho\nh.il the soul wa-4 not\nboOy iv\ngeneral\nsaid thai the soul\nsopav.i^-f1 Irom thi\nter was cor.'-unied qn\nAtliQii'Pii-. i*rv.n:'b!y\nbrrned 11 e sl.-'in\nconi -deiely\n!'_:! lhe liit-\nthe p> i\"'\nafter a\nT!\nbai\nSlkaniX Unimenl-Cures Distemper.\ndiic-e m the United States <\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 To-\ne j.10 24.300.\nth\n\l.\V> LA GHIJ'VF. \u00E2\u0080\u0094\"Mi\nIVi'ii\u00C2\u00BBi liutton \\u00C2\u00BBtitec;\nKir' 'a \"iirj^e aiid it leit\n\ ci o i-ji\" im 1 lie small oi\n_ L\n>:i\n:>\nh.i.\n{\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 ts\n,t:. .\nU .)\nI \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 '\n(>- I.\nth.n\n( H.\nto\n!.'f\"l\ni'llOl ,rt'-\n;pi nally\n'<- iim \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\noi v\n.nth\nenue\n\" hf .1 i\n!'(. '(.t.* I\nanil c\\n(*<\u00C2\u00BB1 \ \u00C2\u00BBH t^'\nInch 1 ,i>\" 1\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2101\ni >\nrbon\n\"ir 1\n\u00C2\u00A31 SP\nin i\nci ei I\n. ci ' -\noo'i\"hi a ool-\nl l n1 II si i utod\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0*i 'i i!'\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 my titles ',' . i h\"\n\\. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2. * \"> \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 h lo-\ni\nC w i I\nVulcl\n( .' O i'Vi1\nthe V. est\n|'\u00C2\u00BBi\",i\".!iii:\n' {'.ul\ .\nlai.-spvu and poison carnass,\nn's found on the prairies of\n,yo < e-sfionsinlc for the\nof at least 100 000 cattle\nBRIGHT'S DISEASE\nFormer President of Bricklay-\ner's' Union used Dodd's Kidney Pills.\nAkdreir MCcCormlclc, of Toronto, Tells of\na Cure for tlie most dreaded of all\nDiseases.\nToronto, July, , 6.\u00E2\u0080\u0094(Special)\u00E2\u0080\u0094In\nthese days when the dreaded Bright's\nDisease seems to be selecting its victims at1 will the report of^an authen-'\nticated cure is received with relief by\nall classes of the community. And\nsuch a report comes from Andrew\nMcCormick, of 24.3 Spadina avenue,\nthis city,' ,\nThat Mr. jVlcCormick is well-known\nand highly Respected, is evidenced by\nthe fact that he has held high offices\nin ' several fraternal societies, r and\nwas for sc-'eral years President of\nthe1 Bricklayers'^ 'union. Inter-viewed\nregarding the cure, Mr. McCormick\nsays :\n\"1 suffered with an attack of\nBright's Disease, and naturally was\nmuch troubled concerning it. I heard\nof the. wonderful cures effected by\nDodd's Kidney Pills and concluded to\ntiy them. Tho result was so satis1\nfactory that it gives me pleasure to\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\"lcconrmend them.\"\nMake and keep the Kidneys sound\nby using Dodd's (Kidncy ' Pills, and\n' there can be no Bright's Disease.\nWhile the 'easy-going individual is,\ntrying to figurevout\u00C2\u00ABwhich is the best\nto put forward' the strenuous\nthere with both feet.\nfoot\nman\ngets\nA' preferred\nrever asks for\n.creditor is. one\nhis money.\nwho\nThere is certainly\nspent on the road to\nin* excellent repair, c\nenough money\nrum to keep it\n'SATISFIED MOTHERS. , \u00C2\u00AB,\nWhen sales are large and increasing, when customers are satisfied to\nihe extent ^of^continiung to buy the\nsame remedy, Chen it must be admitted that the remedy has real merit.\nIsaby's Own Tablets'occupy this ,cn-\nvjaiil'e position . Mothers having once\ntried .them seldom fail to duplicate\nthe order\u00E2\u0080\u0094ao other rernedj- for children can'truly claim, as much.- Concerning the tablets Sir. C. W Strad-\nui . (general dealer), North.Willianis-\nbuiq)( Out , writes : \" Baby's 'Own\n'tablets have a large, sale, aud \"every\npurchaser is more than^ satisfied ,\"\Vo\nuse themv for our baby \ anch/^'have\nfound them all that ^s \u00E2\u0096\u00A0claimed ' for\nLhom.\" ' - '- '\n- Baby's Own.Tablets ,cure colic, indigestion, constipation,, diarrhoea,\nsjtuple levers and all tho minor ills\nof - little ones. Thoy make baby\nbright.-\"active and happy and el, joy\nlo the home'. Sold, bv druggists or\nwill be sent by mail at 25 cents a\nbox bv writing tho Dr. Williams'\nMcdiciae Co.,'''Brockvillc, Ont.\n'Compiled irom Th\u00C2\u00AB Comtm\u00C2\u00ABroH orthwest, w here it WcS\nneeded. The influence of these cau.scd\nshorts to cover iredly, and very soon\nit became 'evident that the wheat\nmarket, .which previously had dc-\ni pended on the course of the corn\nmarket, ha'dJ begun to act indcpend-i\nently andi on its own merits. The\nspeculative situation was soon found\nto be in a condition to advance\nsharply on Monday. The advance in\nthese markets on the week has been\n5c to 6c per bushel, and since the\nbeginning ^of June the change in quotations show s advances oi> from 7c.\nto 9c. per bushel. It as now. the general' opinion that the situation in\nworld's breadstuffs trade, as 'comprised ih available stocks, prospects\nof growing supplies and tire probable\nquantities required for consumption\nduring the coming twelve .months,\nwarrant a higher average range of\nvalue than during the last ywo j-ears.\nIt is now a question, however,wheth-;\ner the market ha\"s not '\"attained , a\nhigh enough figure for the present.\nSpeculative-excitement has the , lacuity of carrying the price too high\nat one time, as speculative depression carries it too low at, an. thcr,\nand there > are always some \"topic\nwho will buy at. the .top of tie market, as well as others who will 'sell\nat the bottom. The drought reports,\nso* far as Manitoba and the Northwest are concerned,\" are exaggerated.\nThere has^ been somo lack of rain,\nespecially [ in the eastern part of the\nManitoba, in the Ited^ River Valley.\nbut there has, not yet been, such\ndrought as to ;-cause', alarm. The\ncrops had,, a .splendid\"start,' and have\nnevter been long without -some'-rain/\nand the weather has rawer been'hot,\nthe highest' temperature that* has\nbeen this year was on Thursday, and\nthat''was only S7/~ degrees in the\nshade. There are,to-day hundreds oi\nthousands of acres of wheat of line\ngrowth, which only need a few gtood.\nshowers between now and harvest to\ngive large yields oi the 'finest wh'eat\nTho movement of wheat in the ,States^\nis moderate, but exports ave fair -\nHarvesting is now proceeding rapid-\ni-> in the south and central winter\nwheat belt , The yield in ithe southern parts of Missouri, Indiana and\nIllinois 4is -very poor, tjut in Texas^\nOklohoma, etc ,. it is excellent, and\nv ith favorable weather'the movement\nof'new\" wheat will become free bv\nthe middle of July lHuropean crops\naic progressing'aniid generally favorable weather, and tend in 'some\nmeasure ^toward'improvement ore\nprevious estimates. India will probably export very heavily during the\nnext\" four months,\u00E2\u0080\u009Eas she,has halves led .a record'crop Seedtime in\nthe Argentine began early this month\nand a larger acreage under wheat is\nexpected Australia has had fine\nlains and a good crop is in'prospect\nthere.\nWINNIPEG PRICES\nthe ' Winnipeg\nThe\nhero\nbaseball umpne is his own\nSncc-vs does not consist in never\nr'aking blundeis. but in never making the same one a second time\nfliaard's lisirasat Cures Gilds, etc.\nTnepro\u00C2\u00AB\"s earnings of the civilized\nworld aic about 7,260 millions sterling per annum.\n, Baliiol ' foi'mded in the year 1262.\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0-> the oldest \"of Oxford colleges\n--\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\",r,j >i Oh o. <\"V- of Tolr-do l^\nLais is- Co.i,l,\. S \"a\" J\nFranV J Cheney makes oath that he is\nlenior paitnei oi tho firm or I1' \u00C2\u00ABI\nCheney ww amwovwawi Leve\u00C2\u00BB- Brothers\nLimited, Toronto, to any person who\ncan prove that this soap contains\nany form of adulteration whatsoever,\nor contains any injurious chemicals.\nAsk for Hie Octagon Bar. *is\nPreyentlim of Corns.\nThere are suggestions without number for the cure of corn<. Any reputable chiropodist and some who aro not\nreputable can furnish an unfailing\nremedy. But there is one sure way to\nprevent them.. Don't wear the same\npair of shoes two days in succession.\nCorns are caused by friction on-tho\ntoes, and the most expert bootmaker\ncannot make two pairs of shoes which\nwillrub the feet in the same place.\nThe change of shoes gives the feet a\nchance to rest. It is also good for the\nshoes, and footwear which is treated\nin this fashion will last much longer\nthan if put to daily use.\nThe Crocodile.\nPliny said the crocodile's skin \"will\nabide any injury and not be pierced.','\nThat may have been true in his day,\nbut it is not true now. The bullet of a\nheavy modern'rifle will pierce the skin\nanywhere unless it strikes in a slanting direction. The crocodile is not as\na rule hard to kill, provided one can\nget a good shot at it, but that is just\nthe trouble. It has not the marvelous\nvitality of the shark, which will sometimes struggle furiously for an hour,\nalthough covered with apparently mortal wounds.\nFILLING THE BAGS\nis as carefully dons in the Ogilvie\nFlour Mills as is the milling of the\nwdieat itself. In short, every feature\nof transforming the finest grades r'of\nwheat into the highest grade of family flour\" receives our best and con-\nstant attentioa.\n/ j\nOgilvie's < Hungarian.. Flour stands for\nExcellence\nThe Ogilvie Flour Mills Co., Ltd.\n*\u00E2\u0080\u0094 - - -nKt,tt,\-mtmmtmm*tatittmttiriltnf~~- t i\n-t-p.-rtfci\u00E2\u0080\u0094\u00C2\u00AB%U\u00C2\u00BB..' rt\u00C2\u00BBfl r-* nf~ \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00C2\u00BB'! -V\u00C2\u00BBd *J\u00E2\u0080\u0094 ri\u00C2\u00BBf \" *Tf \u00E2\u0096\u00A0*\nMr. Speakerv.and Gentlemen :\nI take this opportunity of\nsaying to you that this cigar,\nto which the maker has cburt-\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2eously given my-name, is the\nmost deliciously fragrant weed\nI have ever smoked, and here '\nis another instant /oi < the supremacy of the Canadian'\nmanufacturer. - \u00E2\u0080\u00A2>\n'.'',,' THE '\nChamberlain\nCIGAR\nIs worthy of its name.\nJ. M. Fertier, Lima'ted. Montreal.'\n.,'SI\n\"*>\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2t 'I\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0/Y\nFREETRIAL\nJ 3\nj J rf\n\\ni. , - Not a penny down. Simply dr;op mo a postal\ncai d with yoiir namo and address and I will for-\n-wardyou afrs,6rfco''ono of my latest* improved\nIrish su-dds Electric Belt* You can use it three months,' then pay me if cared, and lhe\nW '* price will bo 'only! half what others ask for thoir interior behs. , If not curocl yon can\n||S?' return tho Belt to me at my expense and YOU R'W0ED WILL. DECID33 I am filling\nto trust you entirely, knowing that I have the best ahd mos't perfect Belt used in Canada\nto-day, and nm^men in ten always pay when cured. * .\n1 *\" -V,\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2i.\n*>\nI W8LL TRUST YOUi,\ni * -' ,\"'.\u00E2\u0096\u00A0'\nThL= modern Belt is the most perfect and complete ever invented. It will cure .all\ncases of itheniuatrsm, Varicocele, Indigestron, Lumbago,i Weak-Back,- Kidney, Lrver\nand Stomach Complaints, Losses and those weaknesses caused by abuse and excess, i\nwrll also send absolutely * \" \"< '*\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n'M ~' '\n.\u00E2\u0096\u00A0' v\nA. beautiful illustrated Medical Book which should be road by all weak men. This\nwill be =ont free, sodled in plain wrapper, all charges prepaid. It is free ana can be had\nfor the askiug. Don't neglect this splendid opportunity to regain your health. t\nWrite to-day. .\n2362 St. Catherine\nSt., Montreal, Que\nDR. J. G. MACDONALD\nCANADA'S LARGEST OUTFITTING STORE\nLadies' Summer Wear\n<&\nOur special Summer Style Book of Costumes and\nWaists for summer wear will be mailed\nFree for tine asKing '\non receipt of your name and address. It contains\nfull descriptions and exact pictures of the newest\nia fashionable summer wear for fashionable women.\nAlthough it is just now the ripe season for buying,\nwe have made very decisive concessions in the\nprices in order to introduce more extensively this\ngreat branch o^/this MM ORDER BUSINESS.\nr.t&T\nOur General Catalogue of Men's and Boys' Clothing,\nHats, Caps, Shoes, Shirts,Furnishings, Trunks, Valises,\nFurs, Tobaccos, etc., will be forwarded free by request.\n& ' \t\nPHILIP JAMIESO:\nRetailer asrad Maintiifacttxres-\n15\nToronto, Orht.\n2?iEKre^K\u00C2\u00A3\u00C2\u00A3\u00C2\u00A3SSS\u00C2\u00A3\nDick's Blood Purifier\n\u00C2\u00AB\n>\u00C2\u00ABL\nis th\u00C2\u00BB best Tonic for\nHorses ' and Cattle\nIt puts co-ws in perfect health., and increases\nthe flow of milk. . ,\nDICK'S gives horse3 a smooth glossy coat,\nand puts life and spirit into them.\nTry a package -with any run-down animal\nyou may have and you will be convinced.\n60 cents a package.\nLEEM1NQ, MILES & CO., AGENTS. MONTREAL\n \u00E2\u0080\u0094 aaaEQfflBBatmr\n\"Pa^e Metal Ornamental Fence'\nHandsome,durable and low-priced. Specially suitable for front\n-\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 anddivisionfencesintownlots.cernoteries.orchards.etc \"Rola'la\n\"for 25 CENTS PER RUNNING FOOT. Jufitabous\n-: tbe cheapest fence you can put up. Write for full particulars.\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 .Use Page Farm Fence and Poultry Netting.\nThe Page Wire Fence Co., Limited, \"Walkerville, Ontario.\nMontreal, P.Q., and St. Joirn, N.B.\ntrjjixfciwuwMiu\u00E2\u0080\u0094> \u00C2\u00BB\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0w-irri*\nROS\u00C2\u00A3 RO^S, General Agents, WINNIPEG, MAN. k\ns\n1\nISSUED EVERY TUESDAY,\n-no scrip tion ' $2 oo a year,\nTO. 38. an&ersoiit Editor.\n52? Advertisers who wrtnt their ad\nchang-ed, should get copy* in by\n9 a.m. day before issue.\nThe Editor will not be responsible for the\nviews, sentiments, or any errors of composition of letter correspondents.\nJob Work Strictly C. O. D.\nTransient Ads Cash, in Advance.\nThe. B.C. ' Mining Exchange in\ncommenting on Ilia,Royal Commission ^Report, says: -'And now the\nworkmen has gone back to work,\nhalf a'million dollars poorer for his - g gch)\n* Socialistic deb i uch! Ai d the ' po^T,'\" TjflR\n.' ixlur ' press' and .the lower-class\nclergy, who for' months shrieked\ndenunciations from editorial chair\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 and pulpit upon Mr Dunsmuir, the\nC.P.Bi,-thG police\" magistrates, find\nthe-capitalist gene:ally,,,are silent\nin the face of the astounding revel- '\nationa made by.the Royal Ci-mmis-\neion, or aro trying.to explain away\ntheir former shameless championship of blood-hed and- lawlessness.\n'* Sirike leaders' refers to members\nof the W.F. of M. who have been\nex.pl:>itfin'g this Province the past *-\n, ' year. ' The Exchange goes on to say\n- -The 'second point; worthy of note\nin 'the Commission's report is t!he\nlurid light it throws upon Socialism\ngenerally, and the methods of that'\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 most Socialistic body, the'W.F.,6f\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 t-\nM.\ in,particular. -And right here\n..the people of B.C. have a remedy'\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 * ready to their hand\". .In this ' wsiy.\nIt is .piaini}' evident that the Socialist Western Federation of Min-\ners hopes to find a happy hunting\nground in this Province. They have\nengineered another s'rike at^ Van\n' Anda, where Mr Vaughan Rhys,\nanother sturdy Britisher, has taken\na leaf out of Mr Dunsmuir's book\nand is righting them to a finish.\nSocialist candidates are being nominated all over the Province for the\nOctober elections. All that is required, therefore, is for the people\nto remember the disgraceful exposures made of Socialism and its\n1 corrupt and money-grabbing methods by the Lab u* Commission's\nreport, and to see that no Socialist\ngets elected. Remember it is not\nthe capitalist alone who is threatened by these criminal lunatics. It.is\"\nthe small storekeeper, the prospec- '\ntor who hopes to develop hie mine,\nthe industrious artisan who is working hard, as every man should, to\nimprove his position in life\u00E2\u0080\u0094these\nare the people who are threatened\n''extinction by the Socialist. Let the\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0'people keep these facts in mind,\n. and drive ibis disturbing clement\nout of the country for good.\nIn general, the report tells little\nthat was not generally known,\nthough the press was too .timid to\ngive it publicity. The open and\nshameless pel jury by .ihe 'strike-\nleaders was mailer for common contempt and disgust'during-the sessions of the Corarnh'sion, and why\nthe criminals- have not been proceeded against is a somewhat unsavory mystery. -For the rest, if\nthe matter were not so serious, one\nwould be moved to laughter at tne\ncame across the boundary and\nfleeced the highly'paid, but stupid\nand soft, Canadian workmen out of\ntheir money. Safe on the other side\nhow there agitators must be-chuck-\nling over the harvest they-leaped\nfrom the, ' fool Britishers.'\"\n' Bloodshedand lawlessnes' are\n\u00E2\u0080\u009E * j * i\nstrong terms, but-read the following\nminute from proceedings of the 11th'\nAnnual \"Convention of the W.F.^f,\nM., Denver, Colo., May 24, 1903:\u00E2\u0080\u0094'\nThis will show, among a score of\nother incidents, that that body was\ndetermined. to attain its ends by\nany and all means, -and the \"fact\nih at the notorious Hughes was not\nre elected to the ollice was not due\nto the fact that he was a .criminal\nbut simply beoaine the white-wash-\ning scheme failed. j \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nLast night Edward Hughes,\nvice, president of the ,W,F. of M.\n'was arrested for highway robbery.\nlie was caught in the act of robbing\ner *\na man on Market Street, and ,it is\nsaid thatHughes is now in the City\ngaol, having given the name 'iJoo-\nlev,' and the Executive Board was\nraising efforts'to reach Hughes' vic-\ntim, so that he \"could be bought ,off'\nand Hughes released.?-' On August\n18th, this paper, in an editorial,\n'spoke\"of the urgent need of re'prea-'\nsion of certain num.. who were * dis-\n,satisfied with the station in life\nI-- .\nwheieiri it has, plea-ed Providence\nto place them.' Some individuals\nwere kind enough to twist.this into\nta statement that working men\nshould not be given a chance of\nimprovement', wheieas any person\nof unbiased mind,, reading the ar-\ntide, maj\seo plainly that it refers\nto.men ofrHalliday's stamp, who\nendeavour, by any and all\" means,\nto revolutionize recognized forms of\ngovernment. He is the man who\nspeaks of \"revolution'' in the sense\nanarchistic, who openly defiles the\npress, who insults the Church, and\nwho maligns and insults corporation officials. His later ravings,\nhowever, have been dealt with in a\nmasterly manner by the Nanaimo\n'\u00E2\u0080\u00A2Herald\" of 1st inst1. These are\nthe men who must be suppressed.\nIt is not a question of preventing\nany man improving himself or elevating himself in all ways. It is\nto prevent the horrors of revolutionary and anarchistic insanity, and\nto suppress the discontents who say\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094\"The world -must give me a liv\ning.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 This paper has for some years\npast written of the illegal destruc-\ntion^of -game here, and in other\nparts,of the Province. A volley of\nabuse and vituperation has been\nthrown by individuals at us for this\naction. We were virtually alone in\nthe fight, but now, we note with\npleasure that the press of the Province -at large has taken up the\nquestion ih earnest, and the notice\nof the Government must be directed\nto the fact that game must be protected, or the Game Laws expunged\nentirely,1 From' all parts comes the\nstory of lawless desr.ruct.ion. The\npress has been hard to wake, but it\nhas awakened now in earnest.\nWANTED to Purchase \u00E2\u0080\u0094Good\nstrong 2nd-hand Express -Wagon;\nHorse; and Hose.;\u00E2\u0080\u0094Apply to S\nN ikaiio, Cumberland.\nWires\u00E2\u0080\u0094contd. from first paffe'\nIn 1lie last three years the Company\nhss erected 412 residences for its\nemployees, and contemplates erect- '\ning 100 more. '\nVancouver, Sept. 5\u00E2\u0080\u0094The ,last of>\n-the labor troubles on Texada has\nbeen settled. The strike at Van\nAnda has been adjusted and work\nwill be resumed at once. The one\npoint held out for, .by the miners,\nwas recognition of the Union which\nwas granted by the managerMti,\ncharge. ' -'\nWhile walking along Carolina'\nStreet, Mrs G \"Y. Timms,. who re-'\nsidesat 8008 Westminster Avenue,\nwas attacked by two hounds be,\nlonging' to Mr Doering and badly\nbitten. She was seized by them and\ndragged into the middle of theroad\nwhere the dogs bit and worried her\nin a shocking manner.\n' The City of Nanaimo airived Fri-\n'' \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 - - - -i\nday night on a special trip to meet\nMajor ' Audain, 'son-in-law of Mr\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0Dunsmui-, who, with his wife and\nfamily, arrived on the delayed Im\n-perial Limited. Majnr and -Mrs '\nAudain arevhome from India on a\nvh.it and will spend some weeks in\nVictoria; Miss May Dunsmuir came\no y\nup to meet them. .\nPekin, Sept. 5--In a fight to-day,\nbetween'15 French soldiers aud 4\nAmericans, the \"'French used bayori-\nets and two of the Americans were\nseriously wounded.\nWashington, Sept. 5\u00E2\u0080\u0094Minister\nLeishman today informed the\u00E2\u0080\u009EState \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nDepartment that some of the European Powers have landed marines\n'at Constantinople. -If lhe lives of\nAmericans there become endangered\nthe United States \"Government will\nalso send a detachment of marines.\n- Grand Forks, Sep, 5 --A number\nof former members of the local\nbranch of the American Labor Union, being' dissatisfied with the\n' Socialistic tendencies of that organization, have severed their connection and have formed a local branch\nof the Dominion Trades and Labor\nCongrsss. '\nNanaimo,' Sept. 5\u00E2\u0080\u0094 It is reported\nthat Major Hickey of French Creek\nwill oe the Conservative candidate\niu Alberni.\nT. Jones',' a timberman in No. 2\nmine, was severely injured on\nThursday by timber falling on\"him\nHe was severely bruised and one of\nthe small bones broken below the\nknee,\nBerlin. Sept. 5\u00E2\u0080\u0094Despatch frorn\nConstantinople, dated today, says\nwar with Bulgaria is in sight. The\ncouncil of war has recommended\nsending an ultimatum to Bulgaria\nbut the Sultan has decided to wait.\nIt is rumoured that the Turkish\ntroops have already crossed the\nBulgarian frontier without a declaration of war.'\nVictoria, Sept. 6\u00E2\u0080\u0094A bombshell\nwas thrown by> the Government last\nnight, in announcingchange of date\nfor election. *v\nWellington Liberals endorsed W.\nW. B. Mc.In n es' ca n d id a ture.\nSir Thomas Lipton, before sailing\nfor home, said:\u00E2\u0080\u0094'T was disappointed, but am almost glad in my own\ndefeat since America- has been such\na thoroughly generous victor.\nor&ges,\nAir Dry\n.System.\n, .Our facilities', foi .Storing- Perisha'bie ^Artiolea. are now.;/ \ j\n.complete. 'Eggs, Buuer, Game, Fowl -andx Meats of t -r~,\;\nkinds Stored at Reasonable Rales; \u00E2\u0096\u00BA.. \u00E2\u0080\u0094 . .-.,\"\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\t\n,i.\n\" c v*\n$10\n, REWARD will be paid\"for information leading to the ,con- , ^\n1=5 victi'on of persons appropriating or destroying our Beer Keg^,.. \\nUNION BREWING GO., Ltd.,\nPhone 27, .DUNSMUIR STBEET P.O.,Drawer, ('45 Jj,\n( . -\nb a a ,\nU Is 1 # H\n4 S g -Jfi\n. \"CM\n\"< i\nd\nFor Orchard, Field and Farm,\nHighest Grades, Best results obtained from their'u-e. Adapted to'-all.\nSoils. Suitable for all Crops. * -',;'\nr \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 i ,\nANALYSIS AVAILABILITY & SOLUBILITY-strictly guaranteed.\nGovernment Analysis of Standard' -Brands snows them to be\nABOVE PER CENT OE PLANT FOOD CLAIMED.\nStandard Formulae - ,.\nBRAND \"A\"-For Grass, Hay, Grain, Truck and General Farming\nBRAND \"13\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094 For Orchards, Berries, Potatoes, Roots, Hops or any crop wliere\nPotash is largely needed/\nBrand \"C\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094For Crops on Peaty Soils, Clovers, Pease, Beans or wherever\nNitrogen is not warning.\nWe also carry a complete stock of Muriate of Potash. Sulphate of Potash,\nKainite, Superphosprmte, Thomas Phosphate and Nitrate of Soda.\nFor Prices, Pamphlet ahd Testimonials address\nVictoria Chemical Co., Ltd.j\nc ,' VICTORIA, B.C.\n^51-12 02\nA large number of happy picnic-\ners enjoyed the Methodist Sunday\nSchool outing at the beach Labor\nDay. The Well, Col. Co. placed\nthe coach at,the disposal of tne promoters, and took the merrymakers\ndown to Stump Station,.where:they:\nwalked the short distance to the\nbeach and spent the day. It is said\nthat some of the staid church ladies\nhave developed good football powers\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0j?\nAmmunition\nAND\n! TO LET, the House next to the\ndetails-of how the. slick Yankee i p e.-bylerian Church. \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Apply to\nconfidence men'and labor ' sharps' I M-s W. B. Walker.-\nFOUND\nBetween the two Bridges, Courtenay,\na SILVER WATCK, owner can have\nsame in proving property by applying'to\nD. McDonald, Courtenay Hotel.\nAn editor works 365 days per:\nyear to get out fifty-two i-sues of his\npaper\u00E2\u0080\u0094that's labor. Once in a\nwhile somebody pays him a year's\n.subscription\u00E2\u0080\u0094that's capital ; and\nonce in a while some sneak takes a\npaper a year or two with.out paying\nfor it-\u00E2\u0080\u0094that's anarchy. But there is\na place prepared where the last-\nnamed creature will get his just.;\n; deBerts\u00E2\u0080\u0094that's H\u00E2\u0080\u0094.Graham (i)lo.)\ni Post.\nSHOT GUNS\nEley's Iioaded Shells.\nShells Loaded to order.\nA large \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 and complete stock of Rifle\nAmmunition at\nThe BIG STORE\nSimon Leiser & 0ov Ltd.\nCUMBERLANP.\nTo Cure a Cold in.One Day take\nLaxative Bromo Quinine Tablets,\nAH druggists /refund the money if\nitiails to cure. >E. W. Grove's signature, is on.--each box. 25c.\n52S 14 1 03\nEvery'person'who wishes to buy '\ngood g^ods chc'dp,.should visit the \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nBig Store,.- :. ',. . ''\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\n$'y Ask your merchant for Black ,\nJack Rubber Kings. We have theuri\nMagnet Cash Store."@en . "Print Run: 1897-1915 ; Frequency: Weekly. Titled \"The Weekly News\" from 1897-01-05 to 1898-08-09 and on 1899-04-01; \"The News\" from 1899-08-13 to 1899-03-21; and \"The Cumberland News\" from 1899-04-08 until end of publication."@en . "Newspapers"@en . "Cumberland (B.C.)"@en . "Cumberland_News_1903-09-08"@en . "10.14288/1.0347445"@en . "English"@en . "49.6166999"@en . "-125.0332999"@en . "Vancouver : University of British Columbia Library"@en . "Cumberland, B.C. : Walter Birnie Anderson"@en . "Images provided for research and reference use only. Permission to publish, copy, or otherwise use these images must be obtained from the Digitization Centre: http://digitize.library.ubc.ca/"@en . "Original Format: Royal British Columbia Museum. British Columbia Archives."@en . "The Cumberland News"@en . "Text"@en .