"CONTENTdm"@en . "http://resolve.library.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/catsearch?bid=1211252"@en . "University Publications"@en . "2015-08-27"@en . "1971-10-01"@en . "Misprinted volume, should be LIV."@en . ""@en . "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/Ubysseynews/items/1.0127019/source.json"@en . "application/pdf"@en . " Vol. Llll,\nNo. 9\nVANCOUVER, B.C.,\nFRIDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1971\n\" 228-2301\nIndian Week features rare dance\nThe Indian Week committee has exceeded\nits budget, according to Gillies Malnarich,\nacting AMS external affairs officer.\n\"We hoped the whole thing was going to be\nfree, but because of this we've got to charge\nfor two events,\" Malnarich said.\nThe committee will charge $1 admission to\n'The Animal Kingdom', a dance by a troupe\nfrom the Kwakiutl tribe, held 7:30 p.m.\nFriday in the SUB auditorium.\n\"It is really an honor for these dancers to\nbe coming here, because they've only\nperformed the dance five or six times \u00E2\u0080\u0094 and\nthen only at Indian ceremonies,\" she said.\nThey also have to charge the price of the\nsalmon at the salmon barbeque to be held in\nthe SUB plaza from 3 to 6 p.m. Friday.\n\"This will\" really be a unique event,\" said\nMalnarich.\n\"We wanted to do away with disposable\nutensils, so we decided to serve the salmon\nand the baked potatoes on a split log, give\neveryone a cedar shake for a plate, and let\nthem use their fingers.\"\nOnly 200 people can be served.\nThe rest of the events are free.\nFurther information about the Indian week\nschedule is in the Page Friday section of\ntoday's Ubyssey.\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0>' ..... -,,>,.-.. ' .. - t..,Ml\u00C2\u00BB^!\"'^^ IH Ii I \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0II1#-*'A?' '?\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094gary gruenfce photo\nLOGGERS for a day, UBC foresters take a dive Thursday into Empire Pool. Dainty water nymphs participated in forestry week birling.\nReactionary council ousted\nST. JOHN'S (CUP) - Students at Memorial\nUniversity in Newfoundland, aided and\nabetted by the student newspaper The Muse\nand former student leaders, ousted their entire\nstudent council in a referendum Wednesday.\nThe reactionary council, led by 34-year-old\nDave Rooney, who is connected with the\nprovincial Progressive Conservative party,\nwere facing their second non-confidence\nreferendum since being elected in an election\nlast spring.\nThis time the council's usually efficient\npolitical machine could no longer hold out\nagainst the charges of corruption and\npatronage. The final vote in the referendum\nwas 1,530 against Rooney's council, with 895\nsupporting it.\nPolitics, the provincial sport in\nNewfoundland, are decided on the university\nlevel here much the same as on the provincial\nlevel, by personalities rather than by issues.\nBut the student bureaucracy at Memorial\nduring Rooney's prematurely-ended reign, was\nalso run in a manner akin to provincial\npolitics: by patronage rather than by\ndemocratic means.\nThe directors of the council's $80,000\nOpportunities for Youth program read like\nthe list of council executive members, and\nmost paying jobs in the council bureaucracy\nwent to council members or Rooney\nsupporters. Rooney himself was accused by\nThe Muse of taking a $ 1,000 salary as summer\npresident in addition to $1,500 as the OFY\nprogram director.\nSo Memorial students, rather than put up\nwith a miniature Smallwood government,\ndecided to oust the council and start afresh.\nThe new election date (Rooney has said he\nwill not contest another student election, he\nmay have his eye on the provincial election in\nNewfoundland this fall) has not yet been set.\nAggies egged on to yolk of the century\nThe yolk was on agriculture\nstudents Gordon Blankstein, Peter\nLeggat and Brian Mennell last\nSunday.\nFive and a half dozen of them,\nthat is \u00E2\u0080\u0094 the number of attempts\nthey made before breaking the\nworld raw egg-throwing record\nwith a toss and catch over a\ndistance of 241 feet, four inches.\nThe previous record, set by\ntwo Vancouver men who now\nhave egg on their faces, was 240\nfbet.\nThe trio took turns throwing\nthe cackleberries over a 3%-hour\nperiod until Mennell egged on by\nLeggat, made a successful toss to\nBlankstein.\n- \"We had to have breaks\nbecause our arms were getting\nMENNELL, BLANKSTEIN, LEGGAT .\nchampion egg-throwers\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094david phillips photo\nworn out,\" Blankstein explained.\nThe record toss was made at\nOyster River on Vancouver Island.\nThe eggs were purchased at\nUBC. They cost only 25 cents a\ndozen because they were\nunsuitable for eating.\nAs for the libidinal motive\nforce behind the egg-tossing,\nLeggat said: \"We'd read these\nnewspaper articles on egg-tossing\nfor the past few months and\nthought it would be the thing to\ndo one of these days so we went\nahead and did it.\"\nBlankstein said the trio intends\nholding a world record challenge\nmatch in January during Aggie\nWeek on campus.\nThe previous world record\nholders will be invited to join the\ncompetition, he said. Page 2\nTHE UBYSSEY\nFriday, October 1, 1971\nReport backs preservation\nof UBC endowment lands\nBy JUDY McLEOD\nA report submitted Wednesday\nto student council recommended\nan end to university endowment\nland expansion in favor of a\nwilderness area park.\n\"Recreation and conservation\nconsiderations dictate that the\nendowment lands be made a city\nor provincial park,\" said science\nrep Adrian Belshaw who compiled\nthe one-man report.\nIt goes on to advocate the\nestablishment of campsites, trails\nand picnic areas, developed under\nthe administration of the\nprovincial department of lands\nand forests.\nCouncil members received the\nreport, but refused to accept it\nuntil they have had time to\nconsider it and discuss its\nimplications.\n\"Out of this, we hope, will\ncome some concrete proposals on\nthe part of the Alma Mater\nSociety,\" the report states.\nThe report reviews the\neconomic history of the\nStudent poll\non arts centre\nThe arts undergraduate society\nis conducting a student opinion\npoll on a proposal to turn the\nstudy area in the Buchanan\nbuilding into an arts\nentertainment section.\n\"We would like to put up a\nsmall stage and install a sound\nsystem, among other things,\"\nAlma Mater Society arts rep\nLaurie Farquhar said Thursday.\n\"We anticipate few practical\nproblems in carrying out the\nplan,\" she said. \"We would only\nhave to knock out one glass wall.'\nendowment lands and cites\nvarious proposals that have been\nmade for its use.\nThese include the 1956 Turner\nReport and the 1961 Webb &\nKnapp Plan which both envisage\nfull development of presently\nforested land with \"high class\nhousing.\"\nBelshaw attributes rejection of\nthese plans to the fear of\namalgamation with the City of\nVancouver, the Vancouver school\ndistrict and a rise in property tax\nwhich would \"fatten up the\nbudget of the megalopolis.\"\nBelshaw has personal interest\nMinister of disease Ralph\nLaffmark at the opening\nThursday of a new research wing\nfor the pharmacy building. The.\n$800,000 wing will be used by\nabout 15 students.\nin the development of the\nendowment lands as he lives on\nthem.\nHe said it is unlikely that the\ntaxes made off the development\nof the endowment lands would be\nused to support the university.\n\"No other government body\n(the provincial department of\nlands and forests) is likely to\nallow tax revenue out of its own\nhands.\"\nThe proposal states: \"Since the\nstudent population of UBC has\nprobably peaked, there will be no\nneed for major capital expansion.\n\"Financial considerations\nshould no longer be considered\ncrucial in the development of the\nendowment,\" said Belshaw, so the\ncurrent view that 100 acres east of\nWesbrook and south of Sixteenth\nAvenue should be set aside for a\nrevenue producing \"industrial\npark\" is termed \"irrelevant\" in\nthe report.\nOn-campus student housing,\nprivate dining and entertainment\nfacilities could also take place in\n\"areas already occupied on\ncampus, such as Fort Camp.\"\nBelshaw has set out a list of\nuses to which he feels the\nendowment lands could be put.\nHowever, bis report does not\ncontain any concrete proposals on\nhow they could be undertaken.\nThe report supports the\nproposal of the recent Scientific\nfor Pollution and Environmental\nControl Society reports which\nstated that it is vital to preserve\nwilderness areas dose to cities.\nBelshaw's report also suggests\nthe improvement of current trails\nto provide students with jobs,\ncitizens with quiet walking areas\nand a place where teaching and\nresearch could also take place.\nTAs' union cites 'stall tactics'\nBy LINDA HOSSIE\nThe president's committee on teacher's\nassistants is stalling and ignoring the complaints of\nthe arts TAs, a non-faculty Teachers' Union\nspokesman told a meeting Thursday.\n\"Gage set up the committee as a delaying tactic\nlast summer,\" said Mark Madoff. \"It's obvious they\nweren't trying to do us any good.\n\"There's a passing of the buck going on. Gage is\nquite willing to let hatchetmen take care of us. The\nmen who have any power are never exposed to us.\"\nThe NFTU was organized in August, 1970, and\nso far it has had no success in getting its demands\nfrom the university.\nThe two most important demands are a pay\nincrease from $2,500 to $3,200, and some kind of\nstandard policy toward TAs.\nThere is no standard policy now, Madoff said.\n\"Decisions are made about how TAs run their\nclasses without ever consulting the TAs.\n\"We want to be dealt with as employees of the\nuniversity not as charity recipients,\" Madoff said.\nIn a recent letter to the NFTU Gage said: \"This\nuniversity established a policy of assisting graduate\nstudies by appointing students as TAs instead of\nhiring full-time lecturers.\"\nThis is the attitude that Madoff is objecting to.\n\"We're doing the same thing the faculty is\ndoing,\" he said.\n\"The total responsibility of the TAs is not\nrecognized by the university,\" Madoff said.\n\"Without us they can't function.\"\nHe said in not granting the arts TAs higher\nsalaries Gage is saying 'people who want to come to\nthis university better be from the upper middle class\nso they can afford to pay' the extra money they are\nnot making as TAs.\n\"I can't expect to handle a full dass load, teach\na section of English 100 and go out somewhere and\nwork as a bus boy and still remain in one piece.\nGage is saying I should.\"\nThe NFTU plans to continue working toward\nits goals despite a relatively small turnout. It is\nholding a meeting and election Thursday at 8 p.m.\nin the Graduate Centre garden room.\nGarrod decides against China trip\nAMS president Steve Garrod is not going to\nChina after all.\nGarrod was to have spent a month in China\nbetween Oct. 10 and Nov. 10 in a cultural exchange\ngroup sponsored by the China-Canada Friendship\nAssociation. He and UBC graduate Ralph Stanton\nwere to have been the two students in the group.\nBut at a human government caucus meeting\nThursday night, Garrod was asked not to go.\n\"The facts of the situation are that Steve has\nbecome the most public of us,\" said treasurer David\nMole.\nMole and some other caucus members argued\nthat since Garrod had become the major spokesman\nof the human government, he should not leave the\ncampus for a month during a \"crucial period\" in the\nAMS program.\nA series of by-elections is slated to take place in\nOctober, and on Oct. 27 there will be a referendum\nin which students will be asked, kt effect, whether\nthe human government segment of the AMS should\nbe retained or fired.\nFollowing arguments that he would be neglecting\nduties to the human government and his\nconstituency by spending four weeks in China,\nGarrod agreed not to take the tour.\nGENERAL PANTS CO.\nAnnounces that this week\ns S-T-R-E-T-C-H\nyour dollar week. Not only is every\nitem in the store on sale but with\nyour G.P. STUDENT DISCOUNT\nCARD you get an additional\n10% OFF\nApply now at GENERAL PANTS CO.\nfor your Student Discount Card.\nYou may be the winner of one of\ntwo AM-FM radios to be given away\nthis week to lucky student card\nholders.\nGET IT ON AT\nGENERAL PANTS\n339 WATER ST. GASTOWN\nAlma Mater\nSociety\nPUBLIC\nNOTICE\n1. SENATE ELECTIONS\nNominations are now open for the\nfollowing student seats on Senate:\nSENATORS-AT-LARGE\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094Three seats\u00E2\u0080\u00942 year terms ('til Fall '73)\n-oneSeat-1 year ('til Fall '72)\n2. AMS EXECUTIVE\nNominations are now open for the following AMS Executive\nseats: a) External Affairs Officer b) Internal Affairs Officer\nNominations are open until Wed., Oct. 20th at 4:00 p.m.\nElection takes place Wed., Oct. 27th.\nNomination forms available in the AMS Executive Office (SUB\n236) Friday, October 1, 1971\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage 3\nEngineers build\na wonder car\nBy JOHN SYDOR\nThe UBC urban automobile will neither\nradiate a chromed light nor propel you at a\ntremendous speed along the highway.\nBut it will allow you to move within a\ncity in comfort, quiet and safety at a\nnegligible cost to both the operator and\nenvironment.\nThe automobile is being designed and\nassembled at UBC by about 130\nengineering students. Once completed, it\nwill be taken east where it will be the UBC\nentry in a competition involving 44 other\nCanadian and American universities.\nIts top speed will be 60 m.p.h.\n\"The competition is mainly concerned\nwith a vehicle's performance, safety,\nproduction cost, human and environment\ncompatibility, and energy efficiency,\" says\nDon O'Connor, engineering 3, one of the\nproject coordinators.\n\"The anticipated cost of the project is\naround $18,000, and it is being raised by\ndonations from the university community\nand industry.\n\"The money will be used to buy\nmaterials and manufacture components\nunique to our vehicle,\" O'Connor said in\nan interview.\n\"The only mass produced parts will be\nthe Fiat 128 engine, the drive train, and\nthe suspension, which will be modified.\"\nWhen asked how much it would cost\nto run the vehicle, O'Connor said: \"We\nanticipate 40 miles of city driving to the\ngallon of liquid natural gas, which costs as\nlittle as five cents per gallon.\n\"Since natural gas is a clean fuel, very\nfew engine parts will fail from combustion\ndeposit and oil changes will only be\nneeded every 25,000 miles, thus\nmaintenance cost will be quite small,\" he\nsaid.\n\"Another benefit from natural gas is\nthat the exhaust emissions will be about 95\npercent less than that of an ordinary\ngasoline engine.\n\"Technical modifications such as the\nelectronic timing will allow the engine to\nperform efficiently over a wide range of\nspeeds, while a .system of heat exchangers\nwill allow utilization of heat energy that is\nnormally lost.\n\"Also the vehicle will have mufflers and\nsound insulators that will make it virtually\nnoise free,\" said O'Connor.\nThe priority concern in the design of\nthe urban car has been safety.\nFor instance, the vehicle will be made of\ntwo separate frames. One will hold the\npassenger compartment, the other will be\nused as a shock frame.\nThe frames are held together by shear\npins. In the event of a high speed collision,\nmost of the force will go into shearing\nsome of the pins and bending the shock\nframe. This will leave the second frame and\nits occupants intact and free from harm.\n\"The manner in which the motor will be\nmounted is also safety oriented.\n\"On high impact it will be pushed under\nthe car instead of into the passenger\ncompartment, as what quite often happens\nwith today's automobiles,\" said O'Connor.\n\"Other safety features include a\ncollapsing steering column, seat belt alarm,\npadded interior and shock absorbing\nbumpers which will allow the vehicle to\nwithstand a five m.p.h. barrier crash.\n\"Safety and efficiency alone did not\ndefine the design of the urban vehicle,\" he\nsaid.\nThe designers were well aware of the\nproblems that often make driving\nfrustrating and an effort was made at\ndesigning \"convenience gadgets\" for the\nvehicle.\nOne gadget is the \"common service\npoint\". By attaching a special refuelling\nmechanism at the service station, the\nvehicle will have everything vital to its\noperation checked out while it fills up with\nnatural gas.\nThe body of the vehicle will be made of\nplastic panelling. Instead of going to a\nbody shop and getting a smashed fender or\ncrumpled side fixed, the owner would buy\na new fender or side and simply snap it on.\nOther conveniences designed into the\ncar are large windows with no blind spots,\nsmall turning radius for easy parking and\nmanoeuverability and a push-button\nelectronic anti-theft device on which a\ncombination of numbers must be struck\nbefore the vehicle can be driven.\nWhether the UBC urban car will ever go\ninto production, O'Connor does not know.\n\"If it ever is mass produced, the cost per\nvehicle should be around $2,400, which is\nquite reasonable for a car that holds two\npeople and eight bags of groceries,\" he\nsaid.\nThe Shadow\nby Lamont Cranston\nAs all things end, so must the age of Gage.\nAt least we hope it will.\nAdministration president Walter Gage has been\nassociated with UBC now for 50 years. He is 66 years\nold. He has to retire some day and that day should be\nsoon.\nThat may sound like a particularly student desire,\nbut it isn't. All across the campus, in various niches in\nthe hierarchy, petty poobahs and impotentates are\nplanning their moves for the inevitable, if distant, day\nwhen Walter Gage decides to step down.\nLike Mafia capos, they are skulking and scheming,\nfor the top perch on the pecking pole, each with his own\nreasons for wanting the presidency.\nAnd yet, Walter hasn't given any indication as to\nwhen he will step down, and he hasn't even asked that a\n\"presidential search committee\" be set up. In fact, he\nsays he hasn't even given any thought to it.\nThis is a conversation I had with him the other day:\nLAMONT: (dial, dial, dial, dial, rdrdrdrdrdrd.)\nSECRETARY: (crisply) President Gage's office.\nLAMONT: Hello, I'd like to speak with Walter\nGage, please.\nSECRETARY: (firmly) Yes. Who is calling please?\nLAMONT: The Shadow.\nSECRETARY: The uh.. . (pause) Just a minute\nplease.\nLAMONT: Uh-huh. (pause, pause, pause.)\nSECRETARY: The president will speak to you\nnow. (bzz, clck)\nWALTER: Hello, this is president Gage speaking.\nLAMONT: Hello, Walter, this is Lamont Cranston\nof The Ubyssey calling.\nWALTER: Yes Laddy, what can I do for you?\nLAMONT: You remember me?\nWALTER: Why, of course, although I don't\nremember seeing your name on the enrolment list.\nLAMONT: Well, I'm calling about your retirement.\nWALTER: Ha-ha. My retirement, you say. Ha-ha.\n(pause) What do you mean?\nLAMONT: We want to do a story in The Ubyssey\nabout your plans for retirement and any plans for\nfinding a new president.\nWALTER: Well, ha-ha, the matter hasn't come up\nyet, you see ...\nLAMONT: Have you struck a \"presidential search\ncommittee?\"\nWALTER: Well, no ...\nLAMONT: Do you have any definite plans about\nwhen you will retire?\nWALTER: Well, no .. . ha-ha.\nLAMONT: Thank you, Walter, (click.)\nSo there you have it. Walter isn't planning on\nretiring just yet, but all those minor moguls are already\njockeying for position so they'll be ready to pounce\nwhen the time comes to fill his shoes, or seat.\nIn the inner circle of power, many are the names\nthat have been raised as aspirants.\nSome are highly touted, others are dark horses, but\nthe word is, that no matter who it is, he will have to\nhave the support of the various faculty guns. That means\nhe will have to have his PhD, and he will have to be a\nstrong administrator. Those in the know and in positions\nof power to affect the choice, see the presidency as a job\nfor a power broker. He must be able to keep the lid on\nthe campus (as they credit Walter with being able to do)\nand he must understand and have the relative trust of\nthe academic heads of departments. It's rather like a\nband of cut-throats searching for a Lancelot- to lead\nthem.\nTHE CONTESTANTS?\nVarious names have been suggested, kicked about\nand slandered in conversations about who will succeed\nWalter.\nApplied science dean Liam Finn is one name that\nhas been mentioned, but the trendy\nWallaby-wearing-wonder boy is, at the age of 36, too\nyoung, and there is some suggestion that he is the only\none who thinks he's capable of the job (whatever that\nmeans).\nJumping Jack McCreary of medicine is another\ncandidate. At least, there are some factions who would\nlike to see him in the presidency because he has the aura\nof a winner, the prestige of being associated with that\nalmost godlike (in the public eye) profession of medicine\nand because he knows how to handle the idiots who\npopulate the downtown media. Jumping Jack, however,\ndoesn't want the job. He has made it quite clear in\npower bull sessions, that he just wants to look after his\nnew, prestigious hospital.\nSee page 17: HOME GROWN Page 4\nTHE UBYSSEY\nOn to Siberia\nFriday, October 1, 1971\n**. I %\u00C2\u00BB^\nSteve Garrod isn't going to China.\nGood thing, too.\nThe needs of the human government aside, elected\nstudent presidents don't as a matter of principle go\nchasing off across oceans on fact-finding missions in the\nmiddle of their terms of office.\nHowever, we could easily be pursuaded that this\nprinciple does not apply to other UBC hangers-on.\nHealth minister Ralph Loffmark, as far as we are\nconcerned, should continue his blunders in Victoria,\nneglecting his post as a UBC commerce professor in the\ninterests of more quickly aiding the demise of the\nSocreds.\nLes Rohringer, we submit, should simply buy a\none-way ticket to one of his innumerable,\nexpense-account housing conferences.\nPrices-and-incomes man John Young, former dean\nof arts, should stick with the cancerous Liberal camp in\nOttawa and stay away from any contest over Walter\nGage's successor.\nAnd this is not even to mention all the second-rate\nprofs who should extend their one-year leaves of\nabsence into a lifetime.\nAirplane hijackers, where are you when we need\nyou?\n,,!#**\" v^mr*r\n\? #**',*,****\n. \v ****\nm \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nIndian Week\nNext week is Indian Week.\nHopefully it will be a time in which the\nwhite-middle-class university community will learn\nsomething from the people our society has come close\nto destroying.\nFor the Indians of Canada, if a white, middle-class\nstudent newspaper can presume to speak for them, have\nover the past few centuries been crushed by the\nIndustrial Revolution, mercantilism, imperialism \u00E2\u0080\u0094 in\nshort, have been decimated by our capitalist system.\nConsidering that B.C., of which this university is\npart, has been built on the blacktop covering the Indian\nnation, the events of the coming week demand our\nresponse and participation.\ntil\nLetters\nY*V^\\"\na\\ >'*v V\"*\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 ^'if-'\"' -;' -' > *lf^:*>'^' \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 -\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094dirk visser photo\nFlash\nAfter spending an adventurous\nsummer with the provincial\nmuseum, I decided to concentrate\non my personal role as a student\n- to remain aloof from the nearly\nirresistible lure of the human\ngovernment sales talk.\nClasses began, the rains began,\nand, one night on my way to the\nlibrary I noticed a pile of old\nUbysseys on the floor. In a\nmoment of weakness I picked up\na copy and continued into the\nstacks. Later on that same night I\ndevoured four pages of policy\nhuckstering that reminded me of\nthe Information Canada \"Stand\nTogether\" theme seen on\nbillboards all over B.C. This\nsimilarity of theme intrigued me.\nAs I left the library I suddenly\nbecame aware of a public relations\nbarrage of Mamooks posters. All\nexhorting human government\nentertainments designed to\ninvolve me in my university, my\nmusnsEv\nOCTOBER 1.1971\nPublished Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays throughout the university year\nby the Alma Mater Society of the University of B.C. Editorial opinions are\nthose of the writer and not of the AMS or the university administration.\nMember, Canadian University Press. The Ubyssey publishes Page Friday, a\nweekly commentary and review. The Ubyssey's editorial offices are located\nin room 241K of the Student Union f\nEditorial departments, 228-2301. 228-2307; Page Friday, Sports,\n228-2305; advertising, 228-3977.\nEditor: Leslie Plommer\nAs Sandy Kass did her rendition of Chatanooga, Judy McLeod, John\nSydor and Tricia Moore choo-chooed while Rand Frith did the actions as\nSandi Shreve and Lesley Krueger tap-danced to Helen Hossie belting out\ngospel songs. Mike Buck through Lawrance Leader had welked out on\nLinda Hossie but Shane McCune told John Andersen he was just crabby\nand sleepy because Dick Betts was critically analyzing Vaughn Palmer and\nKini McDonald as well as Tween classes. Garry Gruenked as Brett Garrett\nand Greg Deacon watched Paul Knox threaten to stop farting much to\nLeslie Plommer and Jan O'Brien's surprise. Gordon Gibson, Dirk Visser and\nDave Phillips were also surprised when one little toot went home early.\nGrant Dickin told Bernard Bischoff, Stan Persky and Karen Loder PF\nforgot again.\nCanadian status, and my global\nresponsibility \u00E2\u0080\u0094 I assume.\nIn a cosmic flash, I realized\nthat I had finally found the Just\nSociety.\nEager to learn more, I read\nback issues of The Ubyssey. I\nlearned how the human\ngovernment had administered a\nsizeable amount of projects for\nthe Opportunities for Youth\nprogram \u00E2\u0080\u0094 a shamefaced piece of\nLiberal propaganda. I learned that\ntrue to form, the policy of the\nAMS was being formulated in\ncabinet (er ... caucus) and that\nfew cabinet (er ... executive)\nmembers could be relied upon to\nattend meetings of the House (er\n... AMS Council).\nThe final jolt occurred last\nnight when I attended an AMS\nCouncil meeting. The whole\nhuman government policy-line,\nparty defence, and capacity for\nclever, witty and arrogant\nput-down lay in the hands of one\nman \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Dave Mole. On his capacity\nfor eloquence and rebuttal rested\nthe power of the party. It rather\nreminded me of another clever,\nwitty arrogant and longhaired\nfellow in Ottawa.\nViola \u00E2\u0080\u0094 we have in our midst a\ngroup of student reformers posing\nas anarchists and Fabrian (sic)\nsocialists. In their approach they\nare Liberal reformers \u00E2\u0080\u0094 a phrase\nthey only feign to shudder at.\nConfirmed in my beliefs,\nassuaged in my worries, I can\nreturn to my student role. I can\nonly wonder if the Canadian\nLiberals can win another election.\nMichael Robinson\nAnthro 3\nLogic\nWhile it is easy for people with\nlimited intelligence to condemn\nnew ideas by classifying them as\n\"irresponsible\" or \"radical\", it\nnow seems as though they must\nalso display their ignorance by\nsingling out one person as the sole\nbearer of popular views.\nThis is to be expected, for it is\nmuch simpler to put down Steve\nGarrod than the entire student\ncouncil.\nI refer to Conrad Winkelman's\nletter in The Ubyssey (Sept. 28),\nin which he claims that it is\n\"irresponsible to give a few\nradicals a ride to the border to\nhave some fun,\" while it is, I\npresume, responsible to rip off the\nentire student body so that less\nthan five per cent of this group\ncan play games.\nWinkleman claims that the\nDouglas border demonstration\nwas \". . . in no way beneficial to\nthe students. . .\" to which I\nrespond, bullshit.\nI don't really think it is\nnecessary to remind anyone of the\ninsanity of the -proposed\nAmchitka blast, but surely it must\nbe \". . . in the interest of the\nstudents. . .\" to oppose it.\nWhile only 1,500 students\nattended the blockade, the\nmajority of students supported it.\nAdd to this the fact that the\n1,500 students involved far\noutnumber the 1,000 who use our\nmoney to participate in\nextramural sports, and surely\nanyone will see the ludicrousness\nof Winkelman's logic.\nObviously, money must be\nallocated towards sports at UBC,\nbut these sports should be open to\nanyone who wants to be involved\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094 not just the \"chosen few.\"\nPlease, Conrad, in future keep\nyour reactionary views within the\nengineering department.\nTom Gunnarsson,\n Arts2\nThe Ubyssey welcomes letters .\nfrom all readers.\nLetters should be signed and, if\npossible, typed.\nAlthough an effort is made to\npublish all letters received, The\nUbyssey reserves the right to edit\nletters for reasons of brevity,\nlegality, grammar or taste. Friday, October 1, 1971\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage 5\nThe true story\nof a has-been\nLast year, brash young Shane McCune realized his wildest dream.\nHe became a columnist for The Ubyssey. In seeking to duplicate his\nfeat this year, he has run into difficulties. Herein, McCune's story.\nBy SHANE McCUNE\nMy footsteps rang hollow in the shadows of the corridor and had\nanyone been in the immediate vicinity, he would have noticed how the\nechoes of my size 12 Keds diminished as I approached the Inner\nSanctum, or sanatorium or whatever.\nIn my left hand I clutched the parchment bearing the manuscript\nof my latest foray into the campus literary thicket, a volume slim in\nphysical proportions but rich in the lore of the Late Show and the\nmighty Fleer Funnies. Within my gilt-illuminated Duo-Tang there\nlanguored three-liners previously known only unto Uncle Miltie.\nI passed a series of oaken portals, panelled with stained glass (a\npainful feat) and stood in the dim vestibule outside the mysterious\nchamber.\nEven as I stood there, contemplating the runes and hieroglyphs\nscrawled upon the heavy dooir (some of them I would guess to be\nmedieval letra set; others, such as the cryptic \"Phucke Ye\" looked more\nlike early HB Verithin), the tumblers of the brass lock clicked and\nslowly the door swung open.\nAs I watch, horror-struck, an emaciated philatelist wilted to the\nfloor, trembling spasmodically. With a gnarled hand he grasped the hem\nof my cloak, and turned his rheumy eyes toward mine.\nBending closer to hear the dying youth, I barely made out his last\nfragmented words.\n'\"Tween classes ... deadline ... 'twee ...\" He coughed blood,\nretched and was gone. Gingerly I stepped over the puddle of palsied\nplasma and entered the dreaded room.\nTo my surprise, the capacious Chamber about which I had heard\nso many chilling tales was well-lit, as were its eerie inhabitants. Indeed,\nit was a moment or two before my eyes and ears grew accustomed to\nthe glare and the din.\nSuddenly I was aware of an egregious dwarf standing on the other\nside of a long and thickset counter, scrutinizing me with an intense\nscrute. She looked appraisingly at me, closed one eye and tersely\ncommented, \"You got barf all over yer cloak, dude.\"\nI had scarcely begun to relate to her the terrible scene that had\nbut passed, when she interrupted me.\n\"So he missed the deadline. The 'tween classes deadline is 11:30,\nand verily Mickey's shadow passed that way over a minute ago.\n\"Now prithee tell us, dude, what brings you to this throat of the\nforest?\"\nFurtively I cast my eyes about, not being overly desirous of\nhaving my work fall into the wrong hands.\n\"I have a manuscript...\" I whispered.\nShe turned around and bellowed, \"There's some dude here who\nwants to write a column.\"\nNone of the creatures made reply. They continued to clack away\nat their devious contraptions, too awed to even look up. One or two of\nthe motleys sitting nearby belched reverently.\n\"Are there any other columnists dwelling herein?\" I enquired of\nthe dwarf.\n\"Nay \u00E2\u0080\u0094 there's a Rosicrucian who works on Page Friday, but we\nhave never seen anyone of your ilk heretofore. But if you are truly\npossessed of talent, we have great need of someone to scribe the 'tween\nclasses.\"\nI deposited my creation in one of the cylindrical filing cabinets\nnear the inner office and departed.\nBut it was not long until the desire to know the fate of my\nmanuscript overpowered me. Nevertheless, I had no wish to appear\nonce more before that motley crew.\nTherefore I slipped into a nearby booth, inserted a bent shekel\ninto the slot and flicked the perforated wheel four times. Moreover, I\nmade a phone call.\nWhen the ringing ceased, I instructed the zombie at the other end\nto put the editor on the line. There was a lengthy pause, then:\n\"Hello?\"\n\"Fair maiden, far be it from me to disturb the dainty labors of\none so ...\"\n\"Who is this? What's all this chauvinist 'fair maiden' crap? Is that\nyou, McCune?\"\n'\"Tis so, and I must perforce enquire as to the fate of my ...\"\n\"I suppose you're calling about your column. Well, for starters\nyou can knock off whatever Grothic shit you're speaking \u00E2\u0080\u0094 who d'ya\nthink you are, Edgar Allan Poe?\"\n\"So be it \u00E2\u0080\u0094 I mean, sure. Now tell me, is there anything you want\nto change in it?\"\n\"We killed it.\"\n\"That can be arranged - what the fuck?!\"\n\"Listen, hack, this isn't Eke the old days, when all you had to do\nwas booze up the editor to get your drivel in print. You gotta be funny,\nunnerstand?\"\n\"Well, I mean it's not a big bellylaugh sort of column, I'll admit.\nThe humor is more mellow ...\"\n\"Mellow my ass! About as mellow as stale beer. In fact, your\ncopy paper is covered with stale beer!\"\n\"Well, I dunno ...\"\n\"But no more of this grotesque stuff, huh? Culcha is all very well,\nbut no more Poe, okay?\"\n\"Nevermore.\"\nAnd so saying I repaired to my tripewriter, uncorked my dinner\nand swore to wreak vengeance upon the heathen Jezebel.\nIf she doesn't print this, I'll tell everybody about her and that\ndirty old raven of hers.\nDO VOOH. pAREA/TS 4SK YOl>, WHAT HAPP6A/ED fitf 5cHA-\n-TODAY?AUD <\u00C2\u00BBHt*l ^U TKtL TH6M tWE^ SAy'VWATS A//CE,\nOtAR?\"^ ^o CAN YETti- P/CsTYLt M&HbecaoSS. tfS\n/&ovr yovR xnoou,tr yo\u00C2\u00BB (mmtt to t\u00C2\u00A3U. *somkoa/e\nMAT REALLY HAPfXrVSQ7VST WlTE'\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0084\u00A2aTsXc%T<-I\nwill\nlllillC\nspoi\n'ns*ed by\nCPAir little traces in my mind\n- I*- j .\nbrought me back where i was born'\n:1k\njust my back shook\nift,\"\n.-\u00E2\u0096\u00A0in- -\nyW -\nation\nat the crying of m^flying mother\nLittle traces in my mind, by Saratn Stump, 'the-one-who^wlls-the-boat', poet and illustrator o\nPage Friday introduces Indian Week, October 4-8. \"My friend Mike Rattan told me of his earliest years\nspent on the schoolyard next to the reservation. They\nplayed cowboys and Indians and the Indians always\nwanted to be cowboys ...\"\nART GALLERY\nIn residence all week, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.:\nlegend-tellers: Charlie Drainy - Shuswap\nBaptiste Ritchie - Lillooet\nDomanic Charlie\nJosephine Charlie \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Squamish\nLouis Miranda\ncarver:\nDouglas Cramer - Kwakiutl\n\"There was a meeting after the Fort Lawton\ninvasion, where some Indians didn't want whites\nto stay and other Indians said some of the whites\nwere very helpful. It was decided that everybody's\nwelcome, but leave your white outside.\"\n\"Domanic wants to carve a little paddle from\nyellow cedar to give to each person he talks with,\nto remind himself of the years when he and\nJosephine paddled to Squamish in one day and\nVictoria in a day and a half, and the sky was\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2always clear and everyplace a good camp.\"\n\"Her sister came home from residential school\nvery ill, telling her mother to the end, don't send\nBernie.\"\nspeakers: 12:30 p.m.\n\"And then the missionaries came with God. For\nBernelda Wheeler \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Cree-Seaultaux eighty years museum collections grew \u00E2\u0080\u0094 totem\nGeorge Clutesi - Tse-shaht poles only a $1 a foot, and the hearth fires\nAlvin McKay \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Nishaga contained totem spirits. In 1969 Robert Davidson\nChief Dan George - Capilano carved and erected the symbol of his dead family\nJimmy Sewid - Kwakiutl in Masset.\"\nsilversmith:\nRobert Davidson - Haida\nMonday\nTuesday\nWednesday\nFriday\nSUB AUDITORIUM\nMonday 2 p.m.: Tse-shaht Dancers-Singers\nFriday 7:30 p.m.: \"The Animal Kingdom\"\nKwakiutl Dancers\nFilms: October 5th-8th,\n2 showings: 12:30 & 2:30 p.m.\nBallad of Crowfoot\nAge of the Buffalo\nThis Land\nTravelling College\nYou Are on Indian Land\nPikamgikum\nSALMON BAKE\n\"She came from the North to live at Totem Park\nand her parents so proud. Went down to the city\nand was stopped by the policeman. Not yet\neighteen years old she was sent to the Willingdon\nschool for girls under the 'Protection of Children's\nAct.\"\n\"I guided my Indian friend to the woods for the\nfirst time. He was nine too and knew a lot about\nschools.\"\nJosephine and Domanic Charlie\nSUB Plaza, Friday, 3-6 p.m.\n\"Through the halls past the murals Work, Truth,\nJustice ... behind the bench Judge white-maned\nblack-robed, before the bench head hung tied\nhands Indian, behind the Indian white man with\ngun. Rotunda, Parliament Buildings, Victoria.\"\nThe only one in all the Squamish\nThis is a legend told by Domanic\nCharlie to an interviewer in August, 1965.\nIt is entitled The Coming of Religion to\nthe Squamish People.\nO.N.W. - \"When your people got\ntogether to pray before the white man\ncame \u00E2\u0080\u0094 did they pray to thank their chee\n- AHM for their food?\"\nD.C. \u00E2\u0080\u0094 \"Yes, \u00E2\u0080\u0094 they danced and sang \u00E2\u0080\u0094\nsorry I didn't get that song \u00E2\u0080\u0094 it's\nsomething like the Shaker people, they\ndance and shake, and hold their hands\nup.\"\n\"Thanks are given when a deer is taken\nand fish are caught - my grandfather\nwas a great hunter. He would just go and\nget a big lot of deer and bear. It was too\neasy because he prayed. He prayed and\nasked the chee-AHM. There is a\nchee-see-AHM - he is the great high\nmaster.\"\nO.N.W. - \"When the Squamish prayed,\ndid they have someone to pray for all the\npeople to the great one above?\"\nD.C. \u00E2\u0080\u0094 \"My grandfather \u00E2\u0080\u0094 he was the\nonly one in all the Squamish. He was a\ngreat hunter. Every fall, every spring, he\nis up in the mountain. He's got a place\nthere for a home \u00E2\u0080\u0094 a cave \u00E2\u0080\u0094 and every\nfall and every spring he is there. He was\nhunting and tired and he made a fire. He\nwas laying down \u00E2\u0080\u0094 his back toward the\nfire and he heard something from up in\nthe sky - he heard something just like,\nyou know the thunder,\nAY-nihn-YAH-hun. When the thunder\ncomes \u00E2\u0080\u0094 he goes, \u00E2\u0080\u0094 quh-h-h-h ... as it\ncomes down. He heard it coming, my\ngrandfather never turned around \u00E2\u0080\u0094 never\nlooked \u00E2\u0080\u0094 he knew \u00E2\u0080\u0094 somebody was\ncoming down - you see. That noise -\njust like a thunderbold noise - and it hit\non the other side of the fire. He knew it\nhit the ground; the bump it shook the\nground. This man that came down, he\nahd a 'tih-CHAHTS, a talking stick, and\nhe poked my grandfather's back and he\nasked my grandfather, 'Are you sleeping\nor are you awake?' He talked our\nlanguage.\"\n\"My grandfather says, Cheh-MUHN!\nHe means 'I'm awake.'\" \"Sihns\nKIY-ate-kuhm-meh-uht-tihl-\nHAY-HUM-eh,! my grandfather said, 'I\nknow you are coming donw from up in the\nsky.' And this man says, 'Well, I see you\nare here all the time, every spring, every\nfall - what are you doing?\"\n\"Oh my good man' he says, 'I have\nlots of family at home and I come here to\nget their food, to dry meat and to get the\nwool we use for our clothes.\" '\n\"And this man says, 'Yes, I see you all\nthe time, right here all the time; that's\nwhy I come, - I come to help you,' he\ntells my grandfather, 'I come to help you.\nI've got something to give you.' My\ngrandfather never turned around \u00E2\u0080\u0094\nnever looked. And this man told him, \u00E2\u0080\u0094 'I\nhave something to give you.' He turned\naround and saw something like a mat on\nthe other side of the fire and the man\nsays, 'When you get down to your place\nyou teach the people this here.' It's all\nwritten ( I didn't see) but they told me.\"\n\"My grandfather had it all rolled up\nand put it inside a hide so it wouldn't\nbreak. When he got down he told his\nfrineds. It's up there, at a place called\nyoo-SEH-UHLK - away up the Squamish\nRiver. And these people go away up and\ntold all the Indians, 'You go down to\nYUHK-uht - that's the first camp.' Then\nthis man learned the people how to start\nthe church in his own language, long\nbefore the white mans came. And on this\nmat, that's our story you know.\"\nThe first one: - 'You not tell lies.'\nThe second one: \u00E2\u0080\u0094 'Not steal anything.'\nThe third one: \u00E2\u0080\u0094 'Not go fool with other\nman's wife.'\nThe fourth one: \u00E2\u0080\u0094 'If you are good and\nplant everything around your house,\neverything.'\n\"This Indian teacher his name was\nsee-WHAL-tuhn.\"\nPage Friday, 2\nTHE UBYSSEY\nFriday, October 1, 1971 Wall mural.\nTotem Park residence\ncommon block, UBC.\nFrom the journal of\nAlexander Mackenzie, Special\nCollections, UBC:\nJuly 26, 1793. It was\neight in the morning of\na very fine day when\nwe arrived . . .\nWe were received\nwith great kindness, and a\nmessenger was dispatched\nto inform the chief,\nwhose name\nwas Soocomlick, and\nwho was then at his\nfishing weir, of our\narrival. He immediately\nreturned to the village to\nconfirm the cordial\nreception of his people, and\nhaving conducted us to his\nhouse, entertained us with\nthe most respectful\nhospitality . . . The young\nchief, to his other\nacts of kindness, added\nas large a supply of fish as\nwe chose to take.\nGeorge Clutesi\nKo-ishin-mit goes fishing\nCloosmit the herring, hosts in the night.\nThe flash of silver, the flame of your gold.\nWith the grey of the dawn you are gone.\nClossmit the herring, the shoal of the sea,\nCome! Dance upon the waters in a sea of spray.\nCome! Feed the children of the land with your spawn.\nClosmit the herring, hosts in the night.\nThe flash of silver, the flame of your gold.\nCome! Make thunder upon the waters in the bay.\nWith your hosts make thunder in a sea of spray.\nCome! Dance upon the waters with the dawn.\nCome! Feed the children of the land with your spawn.\nGusty winds were here. The sun would come out\nbright and bold; the cloud, black with anger, would roll\nand push it out of sight. The rain and snow would make\nthe sleet cold with fury, and the winds would push them\nall away. The sun would shine again. The Moon of many\nMoods was here.\nIt was early spring. The growing, budding season had\ncome; the herring, in great shoals, were coming into the\nbay to get ready for the huge spawn. The fish would\ncome swarming into the bay in great schools. In the\nmorning with the break of day and the dusk of the\nevening the herring would come up and play upon the\nsurface of the waters, or swish across the bay like a roll\nof thunder in a sea of spray.\nThe Indian people were busy fishing for the herring.\nThe fishermen would stand on the bows of their canoes,\nand with their long, long rakes poised high in the air,\nthey would push them slowly into the depths of the\nwaters, cutting into the schools of herring as they raked\nthe wiggling, silvery fish into their canoes. The good\nThere is my people sleeping\nAnd there is my people sleeping\nSince a long time\nBut aren't just dreams\nThe old cars without <\nParking in front of the 1\nOr angry words ordering i\nOr who steal from yon for your own good\nAnd doesn't wanna remember what he owes you\nSometimes I'd tike to faM asleep too,\nClose my eyes on everytmag\nBut I can't\nI can't.\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094Sarain Stump\nof mind\nfishermen would soon fill their craft with the herring\nthat shimmered in the early sun, and as they beached\ntheir laden craft the people would come down to the\nshore and take all they needed. The Indian people\nalways loved to share their foodstuffs with their\nneighbours.\nKo-ishin-mit liked to watch the fishermen come in\nwith the fresh herring stiD wiggling and flipping about,\nsome even managing to leap over the side and so escape\nback to sea again. The sleek, colourful bodies, at one\nmoment all silver, the next changing to the colours of\nTsa-wah-youse, the rainbow. Then best of all\nKo-ishin-mit loved to fill his biggest basket with the\nbeautiful fish to take home to his little wife, Pash-hook,\nwho would then smoke and dry the fish for summer use.\nPash-hook was a dutiful wife. It was said that Pash-hook\nwas light minded and very forgetful. This is why she was\nnamed Pash-hook, which means exactly that. Pash-hook\nwas the daughter of Dsim-do the squirrel. She was\nalways trying her best to please her husband\nKo-ishin-mit.\nOne morning Ko-ishin-mit, the young Son of Raven,\nasked the best fisherman, the man who brought in the\nmost herring every morning, why he used such long\npoles for his rake.\n\"Why is your rake handle extra long?\" he wanted to\nknow.\n\"I will tell you, Son of Raven, if you promise never\nto tell it to anyone else,\" the man whispered. \"This is a\nsecret of mine that no one knows. The longer the pole,\nthe wider the rake I can use. The wider the rake the\nmore herring get caught with it. It is very easy. Take\nyour pole, poke it down very carefully into the water\nuntil it is straight up and down beside your chapahts,\nyour canoe. Then you must push it down into the\ndepths with all your might so it will go deep where the\nherring lurk. Then you must peer over the side to watch\nfor it to come swishing back to you full of fish. It's that\neasy. Remember the harder you push the deeper it will\nsink and the more fish will stick on it.\" The man spoke\nin a whisper, and very seriously asked Ko-ishin-mit never\nto give the secret away now that he too knew the secret\nas well.\n\"That is how I catch the most herring,\" the man said\nas he walked away.\nKo-ishin-mit sat all through this long explanation in\ngoggle-eyed concern. He took in every word the man had\ntold him. Continued on page 4\nFriday, October 1, 1971\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage Friday, 3 Always copying others...\nThe next day Ko-ishin-mit\nwas seen making an extra-long\npole and very wide rake. \"I am\ngoing for herring,\" he told\neveryone that passed by. He\nassured his little wife Pash-hook\nthat she would soon have all the\nherring she could possibly\nsmoke.\nAt last the rake was finished.\nIt was long. It was wide. It was\nbig. Pash-hook beamed as she\nwatched her dear husband trim\nand polish the rake handle and\nsharpen the barbs with loving\ncare. Pash-hook loved her\nhusband very much and was\nalways trying hard to please him.\nIt was still very dark. The\nmoon was not there. All the\nfishermen were still fast asleep.\nKo-ishin-mit was up and busy\nwith his new fishing gear. He\npulled his cha-pahts, little canoe,\ndown to the water; he carried his\nlong rake next and placed it\ncarefully in the canoe. It was\nextra wide; it was too long, but\nKo-ishin-mit did not care. This\nwas his new secret, he boasted.\nKo-ishin-mit paddled around\nthe bay; he paddled across the\nbay; he paddled everywhere.\nEvery now and then he would\nput his little paddle down and\npeer into the darkness, listening,\nlistening for the flip of the\nherring.\nThere was no herring! No fish\nflipped upon the surface of the\nwaters. It was awfully dark. The\nmoon was not there. It was still\nnight. Ko-ishin-mit did not care.\nHe knew the secret. He listened\nagain. He would find fish, he was\nsure. He would fill his cha-pahts\nfull of the fattest herring, he\nboasted to himself.\nHe would land his cha-pahts\nFrom pf 3\nKo-ishin-mit and his herring rake\nin front of the village with the\nherring spilling over the sides.\nThen he would call with all his\nmight \u00E2\u0080\u0094 \"Ho-00000000 come\nand receive your herring.\nHo-0000000 come and receive\nyour herring.\" He would be a\nhero. He would be the best\nfisherman, he smiled to himself.\nKo-ishin-mit stopped at a\nplace he knew was very deep. He\ncarefully lifted his long, long\nrake. It was very heavy and hi#\nlittle cha-pahts wobbled and\nthreatended to turn over.\nCarefully he got the long pole to\nstand straight up and down, as\nthe man had said, and he poked\nit down deep, pushing it down\nwith all his strength. Straight\ndown he pushed his herring rake\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094 down, down it went until it\ndisappeared in the dark waters.\nAs the pole went out of sight\nKo-ishin-mit leaned down over\nthe side of his canoe to watch\nthe rake come up laden with big,\nfat herring. He would soon have\nhis cha-pahts full. He would\nsoon be a hero, the best\nfisherman.\nSo intent was Ko-ishin-mit on\nhis thought that he disn't see the\npole bounce suddenly out of the\nwater. It came back with a\nmighty surge and \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Wham! it\nsmacked poor Ko-ishin-mit right\non his nose. He was thrown\nbacwards into his canoe and lay\nstill. One instant he had been\nlooking for the pole to come up\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094 the next there was a sea of\nbright stars dancing all around\nhis head. When he came to, that\nwas all he remembered. Poor\nKo-ishin-mit! His nose swelled\nand swelled and it was long and\nblack.\nThe people found him lying\nin his canoe as it drifted in the\nbay. They towed him home and\nPash-hook put him to bed. There\nwas no herring; there was just a\nvery hurt and very sick\nKo-ishin-mit.\nWhen you push a pole into\nthe water it shoots back up like\na spear. It is very dangerous.\nKo-ishin-mit discovered this too\nlate. The man had not told him\nthis because he was always\ncopying other people.\nIt is said that children should\nnot always believe other people.\nSometimes they tell things that\nare not true.\nRaven the rook, would a herring\nto rake.\nDown to the waters, a herring to\ntake,\nDown into the deep, he pushed\nhis rake,\nDown into the depths, to see it\ncome back.\nUp it came, smack upon his nose\nit came back\nAnd it swelled and swelled to a\nbig black nose.\nFrom Son of Raven, Son of\nDeer by George Clutesi,\npublished in 1967 by Gray's\nPublishing, Sidney, B.C.\nLearning languages\nAt one time Indians were beaten in\nsome B.C. schools if they spoke their own\nlanguage. Now they are being encouraged\nnot only to speak their language but also to\nrecord native legends and to write them\ndown.\nA team of professional scholars financed\nby the B.C. government's First Citizen\nFund is busy trying to assemble\ncomprehensive language study kits to help\nIndians learn their own language.\nThe Indian language project is headed\nby Randy Bouchard who graduated from\nthe University of Victoria and later did\npost-graduate work in linguistics at the\nUniversity of California.\n\"We are really running out of time,\"\nsaid Bouchard, \"there are so few Indians\nleft who have a comprehensive knowledge\nof their language.\"\nWorking with the Okanagan tongue,\nBouchard developed a method of writing\nthe language. Previously, there was no way\nin which the tongue could be written and\nunderstood.\nWith the help of many Indians the team\nhas built up word banks in a number of the\nprovince's 30 native languages.\nBouchard is training Indian language\nspecialists from all 10 different Salish\nlanguage areas. He has also trained his\nIndian assistants in tape recording\ntechniques.\nThe team uses a scientific linguistic\napproach to the project but relies heavily\non Indians for collecting words, stories and\nsounds.\nIndian myths are first tape-recorded by\nIndians and translated into English by\nIndians. The translation is transcribed and\ntyped as a story in English and in Indian\nusing the practical writing system.\nExperience in B.C. has shown that when\ncourses have been offered in Indian\nlanguages that Indians have stayed away\nand white people have dominated classes.\nThe study team has found that some\nlanguages will be dead with two\ngenerations. Haida, for example, is almost\ngone and when spoken tradition has\ndisappeared entirely, it would be\nimpossible to construct a language teaching\nkit.\nBy working as rapidly as possible the\nteam will be able to assemble a collection\nof Haida words, a writing system and as\nmany stores as possible. The project also\nincludes the taping of as many speakers as\npossible to get a firm idea of accents.\nTo establish good dialects the spoken\nlanguage of as many old people as possible\nis recorded.\nGetting around B.C. to work on the\nproject takes up much of Bouchard's time.\nHe travelled over 15,000 miles in the first\nsix months of this year.\nThe objective of the study is two-fold.\nIt will provide a means of preserving the\nlanguages and it will also provide a means\nof teaching the languages so that in time\nthey can be offered on reserves, in high\nschools and universities.\nAll the material collected is stored at\nthe Provincial Museum in a resource\nrepository and it wll be made public in a\nseries titled Working Papers in British\nColumbia Indian languages and culture.\nThe first material is expected to be\navailable by the end of the year under the\neditorship of Bouchard.\nThe distinguished French anthropologist\nClaude Levi-Strauss has agreed to serve on\nthe editorial board. Levi-Strauss maintains\nin his book The Naked Man that B.C.\nIndian languages and culture provide the\nkey to understanding all North American\nIndian thought.\nMost of the material published in the\nworking papers will be written by specially\ntrained Indians and to make it available to\nas wide an audience as possible, the works\nwill be sold at cost.\nWith the spoken traditions dying\nrapidly, it looks like an almost impossible\ntask to preserve the languages with a few\nprofessional linguistics experts and trained\nIndians.\nBouchard believes that only the closest\nliaison between scholars and Indians can\nmake the task possible.\nThe myths that have been tapes include\nmany stories that have themes common to\na number of Indian languages.\nThe Coyote and the Woodtick is a\ntypical story spoken by Joe Abel of\nVernon, translated by Larry Pierre of the\nPenticton Indian Reserve.\nAnother example is a legend of a great\nflood, very similar to the Biblical story,\nwhich occurs in many Indian languages.\nIn the Saanich dialect of the Straits\nlanguage it is told that a great canoe was\nanchored near Mt. Newton at the\nconclusion of the flood.\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094Bill Thomas\nVictoria Colonist\nSept. 19, 1971\nNEED FUNDS?\nHAVE\nKAY-HAN\nProductions\nPut on a concert for you\nPhone: 685-4035\n(Ans. Service)\nor\nWRITE:\nNo. 3-111 Dunsmuir St.\nVancouver, B.C.\nClearing 1971\nSUZUKI MUDELS\n500 CC 185 CC 120 CC\nVarsity Cycles\n4357 W. 10th\n\"Specialists in\" Mercedes-Benz\nVolvo Volkswagen \u00E2\u0080\u0094 \" Repairs\nto All Makes\" \u00E2\u0080\u0094 All Work\nGuaranteed. -wnn r . M\n1700 w. 4th 732-6112\nGeorge & Berny's\nVOLKSWAGEN\nREPAIRS\nCOMPLETE SERVICE BY\nFACTORY-TRAINED\nMECHANICS\nFULLY GUARANTEED\nAT REASONABLE RATES\n731-8644\n2125 W. 10th at Arbutus\nPage Friday, 4\nTHE UBYSSEY\nFriday, October 1, 1971 Midsummer Night's Dream\nShakespeare said it: \"In all the play there\nis not one word apt, one player fitted.\" As a\nsummary of the North Van Centennial\nTheatre production of A Midsummer Night's\nDream, the Bard is half-right at least.\nDirector Jane Mushet managed a lot of\nthe time to give her amateur actors a\nprofessional impact, but in spite of her\ncareful attention we were treated to\ninnovations in acting technique we really did\nnot deserve: Roger Barton played his entire\nromantic role of Robodemetrius with three\nball bearings in this mouth. Gordon Peck\n\"developed\" the role of the other lover,\nLysander using the cardboard Bobbsey Twin\napproach to characterization. Kerry Hughes,\nalleged author of Acting as Hysteria, played\nthe romantic lead Hermia with an energy\nbordering on incoherent frenzy.\nThe most interesting thing about this\nproduction is that one is treated to an\nexperience of theatre ranging from the\nwine that left us drunk with their impact. A\nnubile Puck, all energy and sensuous shivers,\nconveyed a visual deliciousness that was\nexciting sexually as well as imaginatively.\nBill Broughton's Wall captured playfulness\nlike a child, making the air warm. Above all,\nDune McLean as Bottom had fire and power\nenough to unite the audience and the\nproduction in a way that made the summer\ndream alive. McLean made shadows of us all.\nAnother vital aspect to the evening was\nthe way in which the \"On Stage\" group who\nproduced the play have turned the\nCentennial Theatre into a people place,\nunlike the sterile cultural factory of, say, the\nQE. Actors and audience appeared united in\ntheir desire to enjoy themselves in an\nopen-ended congeniality which captures\nmany of the good feelings that must have\nhappened at the Globe. Around the\nframework of the play itself has been\ncreated a total community experience\nembarrassingly ineffective to the sparkling.\nThe director's main job seems to have been\nto pare away the amateurism of amateurs as\nmuch as possible, so that while the dramatic\nfaux pas are never enough to make one want\nto leave, neither have most of the actors\nmanaged to achieve the best that is in the\nplay.\nToo often the smooth and careful\nmovements of the production consumed the\nscript itself, resulting in a controlled visual\neffect partially destroyed by lines performed\nlike lines.\nThe verbal orientation of Shakespeare\nappeared to be a hurdle so high that, for all\nthe striking lighting and good theatre sense,\ntoo many actors lacked the power to sail\nsmoothly over, slipping underneath instead\nwith a do-si-do trying to look like a\npas-de-deux.\nOn the other hand, several characters\nlived the play, coming on like rich, dark\nreminiscent of village theatre in the old\ncommunity hall: complete with plates of\ncheese and nibblefoods left around to be\nshared to the accompaniment of costumed\nElizabethan musicians.\nIn fact, this people atmosphere was one\nof the most effective theatrical moods\ncreated in the evening. It is a potentially\nexciting alternative approach to amateur\ntheatre experiences, and one which was\ncertainly exciting enough to make us look\nforward to the rest of the North Shore \"On\nStage\" season, namely:\nOct. 21-30: \"Boeing Boeing\",\nCommunity Players; Nov. 4-6: A Modern\nComedy, West Van Little Theatre; Feb.\n17-26: \"Mame\", Dunbar Musical Theatre;\nMar. 2-11: \"Gondoliers\", Greater Van\nOperatic Society; Apr. 6-15: \"New Moon\",\nNorth Shore Light Opera.\nBarry Friesen\nInterpretive Musicians\nLast Sunday's crowd at the Q.E. Playhouse\nTheatre was thrilled by skillful and\ninterpretive playing of the Hortulani Musicae\nstarring soprano Pat Sheiber. The audience\nlistened attentively through nearly two hours\nof intricate and delicately beautiful music\nrepresentative of the Italian Renaissance.\nBeginning with several varied anonymous\ndances such as the difficult and deliciously\ntantalizing Salterello, the instrumentalists got\noff to a good start. Arranged between the\nwinds and strings in a simple and pleasant\nbalance, Hortulani Musicae proceeded to give\na warm and boisterous interpretation to them.\nThere was, however, a slight tendency to\nlimit variation and free interpretation in the\nrecorder and Krummhorn parts. This in no\nway affected the mood created by the dances\nwhich were followed by several Frotole, a\nform of music popular around 1510. Here\nwere the first works sung by Shreiber. Her\nsuperb solo work completely rounded out an\nalready rich sound created by the\ninstrumentalists and her voice soared and\ndanced with fullness and maturity.\nFollowing the Frottole were the more\nnoble Madrigals, descendants of earlier\nFrottole. These were played on three\nrecorders by Jon Washburn, Dave Skulski and\nRay Nurse. Involved and convoluted the\nMadrigals gave the three ample opportunity to\nshow their controlled expressiveness. Dynamic\nand bouyant, the Tedescha-Salterello was a\nreal success with the spellbound audience held\nin silence several long seconds before they\nbroke forth in thunderous applause.\nThe next group of songs were executed on\nthe lute, the most favored instrument of\nMedieval Italy. Ray Nurse, a past master of\ntechnique, gave a safe and secure rendition of\nall the Lute Songs and dances but it was in the\nCanzonaper il basso with John Washburn on\nbass viol that Nurse really showed his true\npreceptive insight in his playing. This piece\nturned out to be the high of the concert in\nterms of intiutiveness even though it was not\nas well received by the crowd as Fuggi Fuggi\nin the second half.\nThe Story of the second half was of\nflawless perfection of technique despite some\nheavy improvising because of the lack of\ncertain instruments from the Italian past. The\nharpischord solos were well done and Layne\nPowell received acknowledgement from the\naudience for her involvement in her music.\nThe whole concert came together at the end\nin the Cantata \"Jubilent Omnes\" which was\nreceived so well that the Hortulani Miscae\nwere called upon to do an encore. This they\nperformed with flair and ease, choosing a\nmedieval divided monody to finish the show\non a delightful note. As we filed out there was\na kind of feeling as if we had just left a noble\nItalian court to return to the reality of rain\nand long bus rides home.\nBruce Wilson\nHONG KONG CHINESE FOODS\nJust One Block from Campus in the Village\nWE SER VEAU THEN TIC CHINESE FOOD\nA T REASONABLE PRICES\nEAT IN TAKE OUT\nWe have enlarged our dining room\nto offer you better service.\nOpen Every Day from 4:30 p.m. to 11 p.m.\n5732 University Blvd.\nPhone 224-6121\nNEW and USED\nBOOKS\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 University Text Books * Quality Paper Backs\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Pocket Books Magazines\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Largest Selection of Review Notes in Vancouver\nBETTER BUY BOOKS\n4393 W. 10 Ave.\n224-4144 - open 11-8 p.m.\nFOR JEANS\nUP TO 50% OFF ON EVERYTHING\nAT JUNIOR JELLY BEANS\nNO. 5 ALEXANDER ST. IN\nGASTOWN SQUARE\nB.C.'s\nLEADING\nTRAVEL\nORGANIZATION\n2 UBC LOCATIONS\nWe'll help you arrange\nall your travel needs\nyour trip home . . . your\nSKI EXCURSION . . .\nyour MEXICO SUNBREAK . . .\nyour MEETING IN VEGAS . .\nyour PLANS FOR SUMMER\nvisit us or phone us at\n5700 UNIVERSITY BOULEVARD\nPHONE 224-4391\nB.C.'s\nLEADING\nTRAVEL\nORGANIZATION\nFriday, October 1, 1971\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage Friday, 5 SUPERVISOR WANTED\nS.U.B. CO-OP\nBOOKSTORE\nApply Room 236 S.U.B.\nBy Noon, Friday\nOctober 1\nMr. Norman Cousins\nWEEKEND WORKSHOP\nUBC Campus, Oct. 9 & 10,\nNov. 13 & 14\nBEING INSIDE-OUT\nTOGETHER\ncontacting and mobilizing\nthe body energy\nLynnSereda ph. 731-0773\nMr. Norman Cousins, editor of the Saturday Review and one of\nthe most influential voices in contemporary journalism, will speak\ntwice at UBC on WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 6. He will speak at\n12:30 P.M. in the FREDERIC WOOD THEATRE on \"An\nEnvironment for Survival\" and at 8 PM. in the lounge of TOTEM\nPARK RESIDENCES on \"Planetary Management.\" Admission to\nboth lectures, sponsored by the Vancouver Sun Lectureships and\nthe Leon and Thea Koerner Foundation, is free.\nGESTALT\nAWARENESS GROUPS\nSTARTING IN OCTOBER\nFor enquiries phone\nAHan Cohen-687-8106\nJohn Mate-731-7971\nTUXEDO\nRENTAL & SALES\n+ O.B. & S. B. Tuxedos\n+ D. B. & S. B. White Coats\n\u00E2\u0099\u00A6 D. B. & S. B. Suits\n+ COLORED SHIRTS\nParking at Rear\nBLACK & LEE\nFormal Wear Rentals\n631 Howe 688-2481\nUPON PRESENTATION OF THIS AD\nr-\n<*\u00E2\u0096\u00BA\nGastown\nWax\nMuseum'\n33\nO\nm\n21 WATER STREET, VANCOOVER 4 BRITISH COLUMBIA\n(604) 685-2751\nOPEN DAILY 11 A.M. TO 11 P.M.\nI95.B.R.C, FALCON,\niPREMIER.MONSHEE\nWHEELER DEALER\nCYCLE CENTER LTD,\n2320 W. 4th 731-5531\nBUY LOW-SELL HIGH\nThe Day You Sell Your Car\ncould very well be a\n\"Black Friday\"\nBUT NEVER-EVER WITH USED\nVOLKSWAGEN\nTRY TO BUYONE-\nwrithout any doubt a new V.W.\nis your very best investment\nMargaret Zittier at\nKirkpatrick Volkswagen\nIN KERRISDALE\nYour nearest Volkswagen Dealer\nwill tell you why\nPhone me personally at 266-8391\nor at home 277-0848\n2 OF AGENT 007s GREATEST ADVENTURES Mm% mr ff\nJAMES BONO 13 BACK I TJl* JWI\nWT^^L^^B^^mWWm Cm-\r\\M Tl nunc ^\"^\u00E2\u0084\u00A2\" ^^\nfROMRUSSM\nwnnLorE-\nVogue\nSHOW TIMES:\nDR. NO: 12:05. 3:55,\n 7:55\nWILLI FROM RUSSIA: 2:00, 5:50.\n613-3434 9:50\nOdeon\n881 GRANVILLE\n682-7468\nDOUBLE FUN WITH THE \"CARRY ON GANG\"!\nCARRY ON AGAIN\nSHOWTIMES: 12:05, TkjrhjnrrM-fc'D\n1:35;3j35.5^35, DOCTOR\nGREGORY PECK zOST\nSHOOT \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nCoronet\n131 GRANVILLE\n685-6128\nOUT SHOOT: 12:00, 3:25, 6:55.\n10:20\n LOST FLIGHT: 1:35, 5:05, 8:30\nVarsity\n224-3730 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00C2\u00BB\n4375 W. 10th\nThe new film by Jiri Menzel, director\nof the Academy Award-Winning\n\"CLOSELY WATCHED TRAINS\"\n\"CAPRICIOUS SUMMER\"\nADULT ENT. SHOW TIMES: 7:30, 9:30\nSHOWTIMES:\n7:30, 9:30\nHyland\nKINGS'Y at KNIGHT\n876-3043\nNow the epic story:can be told!\nDADS ARMY\n\"Perhaps it would be better\ni for you to go away now.\nI You're a very unlucky\nI young man and\n/ sometimes it rubs off.\"\n-w**%\nTIMOTHY BOTTOMS\nK \THV FIELDS\nMARSHA HINT\nJASON KOBARDS\nDONALD HI THKR1.AND\nDIANE VARSI -\nPark\n-W- DAI.TON TRl MHO'S y->j\nJohnny Got\nHis Gun\nWARNING: Frequent swearing could be very\ndisturbing for some. \u00E2\u0080\u0094B.C. Director\nSHOWTIMES: 7:30,9:30\nAvison reads\ngut poetry\nPastels glow throughout the\ngallery. Though the ponderous\noriental music is turned off,\nthere is still the sound of a\nflute. Margaret Avison,\ndark-haired, strong-faced, finds\nthe flautist, plays a few notes\non the flute and then returns\nto her stand.\nShe began her Tuesday\nreading, part of the poetry\nseries sponsored by the Human\nGovernment with a simple,\nrefreshing little poem on spring\nwritten by an eight-year-old\nfriend.\nAvison said that she\nrecently discovered a bunch of\npoems written in the thirties.\nOne of them which she\ndescribed as \"kind of\npsychedelic\" contained a\nstartling image, heralding her\nlater development:\nuniversal white paw\nthat smahes prisms\nin pools of night\nAnother thirties poem,\nAvison described as \"too\nterrible to read\", except for\nthe first line which she threw\nout to the poets and would-be\npoets to play around with:\n\"Fierce, old and forest.\"\nAvison is deeply moved by,\nand involved in the lives of\npeople around her and this is\nevident in her poem, 'To A\nCon Artist With Love From\nMe\" and the series of poems,\nshe has entitled \"the Jo\nPoems\".\nThe poem \"To A Con Artist\nWith Love From Me\" was\nwritten by Joyce, an unmarried\nmother in her thirties. Joyce's\nchildren were always removed\nfrom her and she never really\nunderstood why she was losing\nthem.\nA short three -line poem,\nwhich Avison obviously liked\nherself, bears a similarity to\nSylvia Plath's tulip imagery.\nPlath: the heart \"opens and\ncloses. Its bowl of red blooms\nout of sheer love for me\" and\n\"Their redness talks to my\nwound, it corresponds\".\nAvison:\nThe tulips were cherry red\nnow, splayed out\nthey were unable to breathe\nout\nthe light that falls on them.\nAnd from this poem Avison\njumped to what could be called\nher \"whump-whirr\" poem, a\npoem which appealed strongly\nto the aging children in the\naudience. The poem describes\nthe noise pollution of a\nconstruction scene and begins\nwith the unique simile: \"Day\nbroke like a chunk of molar\".\nThe high point of the\nreading was the poem \"Of\nTyranny in One Breath\" which\nwas her translation of the\nHungarian poem by Gyula\nIllyes. It is available in the\nlatest book, \"The\nDumbfounding\".\nThe publishing of this poem\nreleased the 1956 revolution. It\nwas slipped into printed\ngovernment documents and\nreleased all over the city before\nthe censors caught it. \"Illyes,\"\nsaid Avison, \"was such a big\npoet, he was put into an\ninsane asylum instead of a\nprison. He is out now and still\nwriting.\" A line from one of\nJim Brown's poems, read in\nWednesday's Canada Tribe\nreadings seems appropriate\nhere, \"no government can keep\na good head down.\"\nThe audience was visibly hit\nin the guts by this poem. In a\npoetic sentence of 46 stanzas,\nthe poet describes what\nhappens when tryanny invades\nnot only every-day life, but\ndreams, ideas, until \"It\" finally\nbecomes God, the universe, all\nlife.\nIllyes says that tyranny is\n\"in how a youngster guardedly\nanswers a strange passerby\",\n\"in how a wife says to her man\nwhen will you be home?\"\nTyranny is \"not only\" in \"the\nchill when a handshake goes\nlimp\" but\nits Presence haunts\neven your dreams\nIt's in the marriage bed\n- before\nthat, in the desire\nfor you crave only to caress\nthe loveliness It first possessed\nwith It you lay when you\nbelieved\nyou loved\nand:\nIt eyes you still\nlike a disease\ndeep-seated as memories,\nIt is everywhere before you\nIt is in your tomorrow,\nin what you think,\nwork at, eat and drink,\nand the last two brutal stanzas:\nfor where It is, all's vile,\nNothing's worthwhile...\nnot this song, however true,\nnothing you do\nIt stands above\nyour waiting grave,\nIt tells who you have been,\nyour dust will serve Its ends.\nThis poem made me feel\nthat same, awful, sick, ashen\nfeeling I had after witnessing\nthe Gastown \"riot\" (the only\nsmall comparable horror I've\nknown).\nAvison's poems were\nskillfully sequenced. For it was\nafter this that a strong note of\nfaith, of Christian faith which\nthe audience appeared to\nappreciate, crept in.\nThere was an intense\nelectric connection between\npoet and audience when\nMargaret Avison read her final\npoem \"Poem as Prose\".\nSleep as a refuge, work as a\nrefuge and read Avison; \"the\nholy giver is my refuge\" and\nshe concluded:\nbe Thou alone\nour refuge.\nThere was utter silence, and\nthen overwhelming applause,\nfor a minute I thought\nsomeone would call \"encore\",\nbut the clapping subsided and\nfriends, poets, photographers,\nand a reviewer who didn't\nsucceed in getting copies of her\nunpublished poems crowded\naround her.\nKaren Loder\nPage Friday, S\nTHE UBYSSEY\nFriday, October 1, 1971 Corporate\nCircus\nExcept for a few aesthetics morticians who can get off\non things like old comic books and 78 rpm albums, nobody is\nlikely to be very interested in watching the American circus\nfantasy disintegrate. Like a dream releasing more subconscious\nfeelings than we care to talk about in the morning, perhaps the\ncircus is based in an adolescent structure we would just as soon\nno longer have identified as part of our culture, that is the\npost-pill-pot one.\nStill, it was heavy to watch the Ringling Bros.-Barnum &\nBailey Repression Theatre hit town for what must be one of\nthe last times. Especially since Barbie Doll, through her\ncompany Mattell Inc. and eight million dollars, straddled\nBarnum and Bailey some time ago, adding her own particular\nbrand of efficient consumer exploitation to the older con\ngames.\nSo now the circus is just another part of just another\nconglomerate, and growth stocks for the myth can be bought\nas easily as plastic-sealed beaver magazines. And like the\nmagazines, the three-ringed soother is becoming outgrown\nmemory: the children of all ages have grown up.\nThree images, like the rings, are central to an evening at\nthe circus. The most powerful is that of a stereotypical third\nclass prostitute squeezing along Hastings in a full length, pure\nwhite wedding gown. Melodramatic, yes, but again and again\nthe Ringmaster with his music blatantly encourages us to\nbelieve in the spontaneous celebration of virginity and Brand\nNew that is supposed to be happening. Everything is New and\nHappy, and admittedly it does take awhile for the shimmering\nsuperwomen below to finally come across as the tired old\nblonds they are.\nLassie is the second metaphor for the experience: good\nold smart king friendly happy Lassie, loving us for ourselves.\nThe gaiety of the trained animal acts is a hard feeling to get a\nperspective abput, until you realize that every moment of the\nhappy stuff you are watching is coercive.\nIn. fact, everything about the circus has to do with the,\nextreme pressure that must be put on body and mind to\nachieve extreme effects. There is a cost to achieving superman\npectorals or dancing elephants which is not made evident to\nthe stands. How close the extremity borders on the surreal or\nthe mad seemed clear when we saw, in the midst of the whole\nsimultaneous poem of events, one dog who spent his entire\nrole on the sidelines mindlessly repeating the single act of\nmoving from a high stool to a low stool and back again: the rat\ncaught in a maze without exit.\nThe third image is sexual. The man in the center ring\ncommands twenty horses through a rote of magic. A woman in\neach of the two other rings command horses to reproduce the\nsame tricks, but they each have only half as many. A sequined\nwoman passes a whip through the bars of a cage; her role\nfinished, the man inside controls the lions.\nThese mind-warping images aside, the circus remains\nunique theatre. Conditioned as we are to having most of our\nchoices made for us in film, tv, theatre, it is a naked feeling to\ndiscover that no one is editing the circus experience for us.\nSpots emphasize the main events, but nothing prevents you\nfrom diverting your attention to stagehands pulling cages\ndown in preparation for the next event: like watching a play\nsimultaneously from behind and in front of the proscenium.\nAt times the style of simultaneity, including hawkers\nhard selling their Barbie junk throughout, becomes too much\nto handle. The circus is spectacle, designed to overwhelm.\nWhen three troupes of trapezists perform their feats with such\nsynchrony that the climactic trick is occurring simultaneously\nin three areas, the attention is boggled and we long for the\nchoiceless ease of a film.\nFinally we are left with the irony that the truly\nmagnificent physical feats of the circus performers fail to\nimpress us. We watch impossible symphonies of coordination\nand vaguely wonder where the meaning is. Like Tarzan and the\nmissions of Apollo, the circus myths of Real Accomplishment\nare hard to believe in anymore, and so they die.\nBarry Friesen\nH A R A M B E E-\nOverseas and Canadian students are invited to an\nINTERNATIONAL CELEBRATION\non SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3rd \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 At International House\nfrom 2:01} p.m. until 5 p.m.\nCoffee, Teas and desserts from 14 different countries will be served free\nto our guests. Displays of sale goods from overseas will give a carnival air to\nthe festivity.\nAll new students and faculty members are welcome.\nFor information call I.H. at 228-3264.\nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo\nUNIVERSITY SHELL\nSERVICE\nPETER LISSACK\nSHELL IsHml PRODUCTS\n1\nBeautiful\nclothes. . .\nfor\nbeautiful\npeople\nLE CHATEAU\n\"Is Where It's Happening\"\n776 Granville 687-2701\nFeaturing unleaded gasoline\nFIAT\nREPAIRS - SERVICE\nSPECIALIZING IN ELECTRONIC TUNE-UPS\nDISC BRAKES - EXHAUST CONTROL\nLICENSED MECHANIC\n12 YEARS IN THIS LOCATION\n4314 W. 10 Ave. 224-0828\nSAVE THIS AD- IT'S WORTH 10% ON REPAIRS\n. 4444 W. 10TH\n^ 228-8933\n<** GENERAL\nV> FICTION\nNEW VV *\nAND Xj\nUSED\nTEXTS\nvfc\nSTUDY ilt^\nGUIDES \f>\nPOSTERS\nSUB FilmSoc\npresentation\nWATERHOLE # 3\nA WILD WOOLY WESTERN COMEDY!\nFRIDAY 1 & SATURDAY 2\n7:00 & 9:30\nSUNDAY 3-7:00\na.m.s. students 50c\nSUB THEATRE\nMAIDIONAI,\nUMPttN\nBACK -TO -SCHOOL ISSUE\nf\nSEE INSIDE FOR DETAILS\nThis fall, when you and Sally Torque goto the big game with Purvis U., take along a copy of the October\nIssue of the National lampoon. For the 75 cents you would have spent on a football program to find out\nthat Billy Glefson, tight end for the Purveyors, hails from Mofongo, Indiana, and majors in port construction, you'll have something to do during half time when the Asher B. Durand High School Large Drum and\nAimless Marching Corps slides into John Philip Sousa's \"Bataan Death March\" for the fourth time. You'll\nbe reading a fifteen-page Mad parody; \"125th Street,\" the educational TV show where those adorable\nMuthas, Big Rat and the Cocaine Monster, teach ghetto children their place; \"Magical Misery Tour,\"\nwhich records the Beatles' trip to a land where all you need is a lawyer; \"The Final Seconds,\" a gridiron\ngripper starring those inseparable chums, Moose Nixon and Ruff Mitchell; and \"Right On!\", the same\ncampus war game played for years in army think tanks and radical encounter groups. And much more. The\nBack to S^ool issue of the National Lampoon is on sale at newsstands everywhere.\nFriday, October 1, 1971\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage Friday, 7 Canada Tribe\nA group of poets and singers called\nCanada Tribe performed on\nWednesday in the SUB art gallery.\nThis potpourri of poets and\nmusicians delivered a bewildering maze\nof folk-songs, word-plays, Buddhist\nchants, incantatory monologues, -\nsome poems. At their best they\nacheived a sort of electric rapport (to\nuse that over-used word) with the\naudience that is rare; at their worst\nthey were simply boring and trivial.\nCanada Tribe was a fitting name for\nthe group, since they were obviously\nmaking a conscious effort to create,\nboth among themselves and among the\naudience, a kind of tribal harmony;\nsome bond that would bind all the\npeople together into a cohesive union.\nDespite their seeming break with\nprevious poetic diction and style, I was\nsurprised to find how traditional many\nof their concerns were. Again and\nagain, I was reminded of Thoreau and\nWalden, or even of the early\nRomantics. Much of their poetry\nrepresented a sort of jazzed-up version\nof Wordsworth and Shelley. The\npredominant images in all the poems\nthat were read were rural images;\nword-pictures of the country and of\nthe wilderness; an old cabin on a\ndeserted beach, crabapples, grass,\ntrees, seagulls, buffaloes, \u00E2\u0080\u0094 and so on.\nMuch of it actually came across.\nAt other times it was tedious. Two\nof the poets spent a great deal of time\nchanting over and over: Om! Shantih!\nSantih! and various other phrases that\nhave been passe ever since Ginsberg.\nOne of the more memorable poets\nwas Scott Lawrance. He shared the\npredominant sentiments of the other\npoets and his work abound in\nnaturalistic imagery, but sometimes he\nhas a certain biting, savage humour\nthat makes his work interesting. Here\nis one poem that brought a large\nr\nsimple tradition lyric:\npeople don't die\nthey merely change disguises\nand take ships to distant places\ncarrying casting rods\nand fishing creels\nLawrance was followed by Jorj\nHeyman, another young poet who\ndelivered wild anarchic lyrics in a\nmelodious voice interspersed with\nterrible lapses into maudlin\nsentimentality.\nresponse from the audience:\nthat forms coming and going like\nclouds in the tetons\n111,000 ft. pass, way below,\nWyoming, tents and fir\nof tents, buffalo meat curing in\nsummer grasses\nSometimes Lawrance dropped the\nscreen of his curious non-grammar and\nenunciation and delivered a very\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094bob mitchinson photo\nThe high point of one of his poems\ngoes something like this:\nI'm having a butiful love-affair\na butiful friendship\nall around me. dig it!\nOne of the more impressive poets\nwas Tim Lander, who interspersed his\nreading with flute-playing. He read his\npoems in an irritating accented tone of\nvoice but some of his poems had a\nfine, skeletal simplicity which is very\neffective.\nAll the old words\nare like skates\nwhich have lost\ntheir edges...\nLander even achieves a tone\nsometimes reminiscent of the Song of\nSolomon:\nAnd what dreams\nthe willow fluff\nyour mosquitoes\nof thought\ngraze on my flesh\nyour hands\nare the herdsmen\nof all my valleys...\nRichard Harper read a short poem\ndescribing with great humour the\ncomplex relationship between reader\nand writer of poem, between artist and\naudience.\nTwo singers also put in an\nappearance. Joe Hall (no, not Joe Hill)\nsang tough, funky (I just had to use\nthat word) folk songs in a gravelly\nvoice accompanied by guitar,\nharmonica, and incredible facial\ncontortions. Randy Sargeant delivered\nsoft sentimental ballads and did some\nsophisticated guitar-picking.\nPerhaps it is unfair to single out\nindividuals like this since the\nperformance was obviously intended\nas a total effect and as such it\nsucceeded. Canada Tribe was able to\ngenerate a feeling of - well, tribalism,\nand togetherness and laughter and joy.\nBut the various panaceas they offered\n(get back to nature, love et al) only\nworked within the confines of the\nperformance; once one had stepped\nout of the art gallery into the outside\nworld again, their words seemed\ncuriously distant and inapplicable.\nBernard Bischoff\nERIC'S BUC STOP\nWe cure ALL sick bugs\nVOLKSWAGENS TOO!\n220 ESPLANADE\nN. VAN.\n1897 BURRARD\nVANCOUVER\n731-8171\n1897 BURRARD ST.\n731-8171\nERICS\nBUG STOP\nCLIP THIS OUT FOR YOUR\nSPECIAL STUDENT DISCOUNT\nPage Friday. 8\nTHE UBYSSEY\nFriday, October 1, 1971 Friday, October 1, 1971\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage 15\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094greg deacon photo\nPROTESTERS GATHER outside the U.S. consulate on West Georgia to demonstrate against the proposed\nAmchitka nuclear tests. About 150 high school students staged the protest Thursday after a student\ncommittee called for a mass walkout. Another walkout is planned for Oct. 6.\nCabbies lodge complaint\nagainst limousine service\nMONTREAL (CUP) - Murray Hill, the\nlimousine service that has a talent for getting on the\nwrong side of the Montreal Taximen, has done it\nagain.\nA newly-formed taxi drivers union, local 48 of\nMontreal has boycotted all cab service to Montreal's\nQueen Elizabeth Hotel because it charges the\nCUSO day near\nCanadian University Students Overseas will\nreveal the why and how of the organization Tuesday\nat International House.\nFree coffee and ten kinds of tea will be served.\nCUSO veterans who have returned from the\nfour corners of the globe will discuss their two years\nspent abroad.\nSeries to expand\nracism knowledge\nThe centre for continuing education is offering\na series of lectures on apartheid in southern Africa.\nThe first lectures a discussion of the internal\npolitics of apartheid by a former South African\nZayed Gaimet is on Tuesday at 8 p.m. in Bu. 332.\nThe aim of the series is to expand general\nknowledge of racism in southern Africa with some\nreference to the effect of Canada's foreign policy.\nFuture topics include the economics of\napartheid, apartheid and education, the impact of\napartheid on literature, and the future prospects of\nsouthern africa.\nFor further information contact Gerald Savory,\ndirector of public affairs program for the centre for\ncontinuing education.\nFree U starts\nThe fall session of the Free University starts\nduring the first two weeks of October.\nCourses at the university, 1895 Venables,\ninclude the future of teaching, a history of rock and\nroll and the atom.\nThe university's phone number is 254-8522.\nlimousine service has an unfair advantage over the\ntaxi drivers.\n\"The service doesn't have to pay for taxi plates,\ndrivers don't have to buy a meter, they don't have\nto get a pocket number and they don't have to get a\ndome light. Yet they act like taxis,\" said local\npresident Rene Boutin Tuesday.\nFor the first two days of this week picketing\ndrivers from the union marched in front of the hotel\nbetween 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.\n\"We apply for permits and yet limousine drivers\ncan pick up fares without them,\" said picketers at\nthe Queen Elizabeth Tuesday.\nUnion officials said they want the Murray Hill\nlimousine service discontinued. They also\nrecommend the company cut out frequent runs\nfrom the major hotels to the airport and instead\nhave the Murray Hill service restricted to service\nfrom a downtown terminal.\nBoutin said the new union, an affiliate of the\nInternational Teamsters Union, has only been\norganized for a short time but has already attracted\nup to 300 drivers. He said its aim is to give the taxi\ndrivers a better voice.\n\"We don't have much money yet but the\ngovernment won't deal with pressure groups, and\ndrivers need a real union,\" he said.\nSo far the Confederation of National Trade\nUnions, one of Quebec's largest union organizations\nwhich recently came out in favor of steps to make\nFrench the working language of the Montreal school\nboard, has not taken a stand on the mater of the\ntaxi drivers.\nLaws questioned\nA women's abortion conference will be held\nSaturday and Sunday in the SUB party room.\nThe first session, a panel on abortion law\nrepeal, will be held Saturday at 8 p.m. It will be\nfollowed by workshops Sunday at 10 a.m.\nThe first two sessions of the conference which\nis sponsored by the B.C. women for abortion law\nrepeal coalition are closed to men.\nVancouver lawyer Nancy Morrison will discuss\nthe legal aspects of abortion Sunday at 8 p.m. in a\nmeeting open to both men and women.\nResidence expulsion illegal\nHALIFAX (CUP) - A precedent was set here\nthis week when the residential tenancies board, a\nprovincial organization that deals with tenants'\nrights, claimed the expulsion of two St. Mary's\nUniversity students from residence was illegal.\nThe two students,, Don Caley and Dave Miller,\nwere expelled Sept. 22 after being found guilty of\n\"removing screens from residence windows\" and\n\"throwing water from residence windows\".\nThe students then discovered that under Nova\nScotia legislation they have recourse to demand a\nfull pardon from the university and they also have\nthe option of legal action in the civil courts.\nThis is the first time that Canadian university\nresidences have found themselves confronted with\ngovernment legislation that removes their powerful\nright of expelling tenants on the spot.\nFor Your\nConvenience\nWe Are Now\nOpen Evenings\nMONDAY-THURSDAY TIL 9 P.M.\nthe bookstore\n228-4741\n1 NITE ONLY! THURS., ACT. 7-8 P.M.\nQUEEN ELIZABETH THEATRE\n$6.50 - $5.50 - $4.50\nFOR CHOICE SEATS - ORDER TICKETS NOW!\nTickets: Vancouver Ticket Centre\n* All Eaton's Stores * Butcher\nSrioppe * H. R. MacMillan\nPlanetarium * All Union Jacks &\nJeans.\nFor information 683-3255.\nVancouver Ticket centre Ltd.\n630 Hamilton Street\nVancouver 3, B.C.\nEnclose stamped self-addressed\nenvelope.\no continuing\n\u00C2\u00A7 fe/tivolof\nopera\nballet\n.symphony,\non film\nONE OF THE MOST EXCITING COLLECTIONS OF MUSICAL\nPERFORMANCES EVER ASSEMILED\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094 SISKIND, MONTREAL GAZETTE\nFRI., OCT. 1 - 3:00, 4:45, 6:30, 8:15, 10:00\n\"GISELLE\"\nCARLA FRACCI \u00E2\u0080\u0094 ERIK BRUHN\nAMERICAN BAUET THEATRE\nSAT., OCT. 2 - 3:00, 6:00, 9:00\n\"CARMEN\"\nSalzburg Festival Production, Bumbry,\nJon Vickers, Diaz, Von Karajan\nSUN.. OCT. 3 - 3:30, 5:00, 6:30, 8:00, 9:30\n\"I PAGLIACCI\"\nLa Sea la Orch. & Chorus. Jon Vickers, Von Karajan\nMON., OCT. 4 - 3:00, 4:45, 6:30, 8:15, 10:00\n\"GISELLE\"\nCARLA FRACCI, ERIK BRUHN\nAMERICAN BALLET THEATRE\nTUES., OCT. 5 - 3:00, 6:00, 9:00\n\"CARMEN\"\nSalzburg Festival Production, Bumbry,\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2Jon Vickers, Diaz, Von Karajan\nWED., OCT. 6 - 3:30, 5:00, 6:30, 8:00, 9:30\n \"I PAGLIACCI\"\t\nTHURS., OCT. 7 - 3:00, 5:00, 7:00, 9:00\nBEETHOVEN SYMPHONIES 6 & 9\nBerlin Philharmonic Orchestra, Von Karajan\nNO SEATS\nRESERVED\nREG. PRICES\nDENMAN PLACE\n1737 COMOX STREET 683-4647\nCLIP AND\nSAVE Page 16\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPride/ C^oDer I, 1971\n'Tween classes\nFRIDAY\nCLASSICS CLUB\nMeets at 4495 W 7th Ave., home of\nthe inscrutable Malcolm X.\nMacGregor for speaker Dave Smith\non \"Monte d'lrsi\".\nINTERNATIONAL HOUSE\nDrink beer with the colonials every\nFriday from 4-8:30 p.m. In the\nUpper Lounge to live music.\nAIESEC\nMeeting, noon, SUB 105-B for all\neconomics and commerce students\nwho wish to serve imperialism\nabroad.\nUBC FRENCH CLUB\nGeneral meeting in International\nHouse in the upstairs lounge for\nslides of France. All welcome.\nUBC ROWING CREW\nAn informal get together in SUB\n125.\nPRE-SCHOOL WORK CLUB\nEveryone welcome (welfare\nrecipients included) to SUB 105-A\nfor the first meeting.\nUBC BICYCLE CLUB\nOrganizational meeting in the clubs\nlounge 12:30.\nT-BIRD MOTORCYCLE CLUB\nGeneral meeting, all welcome at\nnoon SUB 125.\nTHUNDERBIRD BADMINTON TEAM\nTryouts for team 6:30 to 8:30 in\ngym B near ice rinks.\nHUMAN GOVERNMENT\nJazz-Rock party with Headstrong\nand organic refreshments in the\nSUB ballroom, 8 p.m.\nNDP CLUB\nAll social democrats and NDPers\nwelcome, noon, SUB 224.\nCURLING CLUB\nSUB main floor for last chance to\nsign up, noon.\nSATURDAY\nUBC WOMEN'S CURLING CLUB\n(isn't sexism wonderful?)\nThunderbird winter sports centre at\n9:45 a.m. for organizational\npractice.\nc.v.c\nGames, music and people in the\nclubs lounge, 8:30 p.m.\nSUNDAY\nUBC TAEKWON-DO CLUB\nPractice led by Mr. Choi in Gym B\n7-9 p.m. Winter Sports Centre.\nPAN HELLENIC\nCar Rally, B Lot 2 p.m., $1.00 per\ncar.\nMONDAY\nUBC WOMEN'S LIB\n8 p.m. in Biological Sciences 2449.\nLEGAL AID\nMonday 12:30-1:30, Thursday\n12:30-1:30 SUB rooms 228, 232,\n234.\nWOMEN'S SPORTS\nCampus tennis league begins 5-7\np.m. in part organization and part\nplaying time.\nMOTORPHALLIC CLUB\nGeneral meeting SUB 105. All\nwelcome.\nTHUNDERBIRD BADMINTON TEAM\nTry Outs in Gym B 6:30-8:30 p.m.\nLUTHERAN STUDENT MOVEMENT\nGod squad hosts discussion on\n\"Whose bags Is Christianity\", SUB\nparty room.\nEL CIRCULO\nTalk and slides on Colombia 12:30\nInternational House Room 402.\nHELLENIC CULTURAL SOCIETY\nGeneral meeting and Greek style\ndancing, International House 7:30\np.m.\nTUESDAY\nCUSO\nFind out about Imperialism overseas\nfor two years upstairs International\nHouse upper lounge 9 a.m._ to 9\np.m.\nUBC SCIENCE SOCIETY\nGeneral meeting, all welcome at\nnoon SUB 215.\nPANG0-PANG0 (UNS) -\nCelebrations in this island\nkingdom over the receipt of San\nMarino's final war debt payment\nended abruptly when it turned\nout to be a worthless slug.\n&\u00C2\u00A3\nBo Wider berg's film\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2L#\u00C2\u00AB\nFriday &\nPI \u00E2\u0099\u00A6 \u00C2\u00A5i\nSaturday\nHebb Theatre\nOct. 1st & 2nd\n7:30 & 9:30\nHebb Theatre\nNext week\nTom Jones\nonly 75*\nYOUR PRESCRIPTION ...\n. . . For Glasses\nfor that smart look in glatOM ...\nlook to\nPtesclibtion Optical\nStudent Discount Given\nWE HAVE AN OFFICE NEAR YOU\nSPAGHETTI HOUSE LTD\n4450 W. 10th Ave.\nHot Delicious Tosty Pizzas\n- 22 DIFFERENT FLAVORS -\nBARBECUED SPARERIBS\nFREE DELIVERY - Right to Your Door\nPhone 224-1720 - 224-6336\nOPEN FOR LUNCH\nHOURS - MON. To THURS. 11 am. to 3 am.\ni FRI. & SAT. 11 am to 4 am -SUNDAY4 p.m. to 2 a.m,<\nWEDNESDAY\nPSYCHOLOGY CLUB\nFilm \"Frontiers of the Mind\" to be\nshown to all interested students and\nfaculty, noon. New members\nwelcome.\nCUSO\nAll day till 9 p.m. on Why is\nCUSO? International House.\nVSTCSM\n6:30-8:30 at the Chapel of the\nEpiphany, 6050 Chancellor Blvd.\nSopranos and altos needed.\nLAY SCHOOL OF THEOLOGY\nTUESDAY NIGHTS - 7:30-10:00 P.M.\nLEADERS: OCTOBER 5-NOVEMBER 30\nFather A. Szigmond and Dr. G. Strothotte - Biblical\nProfessors W. R. Crockett and R. A. Wilson \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Theological\nMr. Bill Herger and Rev. F. L. Sanderson \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Communications\nDr. John Ross \u00E2\u0080\u0094 \"Systems Thinking and Theology\"\nPLACE: Room 103, Vancouver School of Theology,\n6000 lona Drive,,(under the tower off Chancellor).\nCOST: $5.00 for students. $10.00 for others.\nFor Information Contact 6000 lona Drive\nRev. Vol Anderson, Phone 224-0069 or 228-9031\nCLASSIFIED\nRates: Campus \u00E2\u0080\u0094 3 lines, 1 day $1.00; 3 days $2.50\nCommercial - 3 lines, 1 day $1.25; additional\nlines 30c; 4 days price of 3.\nClassified ads are not accepted by telephone and are payable\nin advance. Deadline is 11:30 a.m.fthe day before publication.\nPublications Offce, Room 241 S.V.B., UBC, Van. 8, B.C.\nANNOUNCEMENTS\nDances\n11\nDANCE AT GRAD STUDENT\ncentre to Troup 80 Sat. Oct. 2, 9 to\n1 \u00E2\u0080\u0094 $1.00 per person, tickets at\nGrad Centre office. Refreshments.\n1200 PEOPLE CAN'T BE WRONG!\nCome to Undercut '71, Sat., Oct. 2\nin SUB Cafe.\nGreetings\n12\nLosl & Found\n13\nLOST LADIES' WATCH NEAR\nHebb, Hennings bldgs. Sept. 13.\nBlack strap. Diamonds around\nface. Reward. 261-3517.\t\nLOST GOLD PENDANT WATCH\nfrom chain, Sept. 15. Reward,\nplease Contact Cathy 299-4980.\nLOST! GRAD RING VIC. OF DETH-\nbridge 1970. Reward offered. Phone\n224-1924.\nRides & Car Pools\n14\nNEED RIDE FROM BOUNDARY\nBay area. Can use own car sometimes. Staff; hours somewhat\nflexible. 943-1658.\t\nWHY BUM A RIDE? SEE THE\nWheeler Dealer at the Cycle Center, 2320 W. 4th, 731-5531.\nSpecial Notices\n15\nSUNDAYS 8:00 P.M. \"FIRESIDE\"\nProgram, Students' Common\nRoom, Vancouver School of Theology 6050 Chancellor Blvd., Oct. 3.\nGuest Mr. Leslie Rohringer, Director of Residences, U.B.C. All wel-\ncome.\t\nDISCOUNT ON STEREOS \u00E2\u0080\u0094 SAVE\ndollars! Example: tuner-amplifier\nautomatic turntable, 2 speakers,\nregular $199.00 your cost $125.00.\n2-year parts guarantee. Carry\nSony, Sansui, Dual, Akai, A.G.S.,\nWarfdale. Phone 732-6769 for savings.\t\nVANCOUVER SCHOOL OF THEO-\nlogy's Choir of Sacred Music.\nStarting: Wednesday, Oct. 6\u00E2\u0080\u00946:30\nto 8:30 p.m. Place: Chapel of The\nEpiphany. Vancouver School of\nTheology. 6050 Chancellor Blvd.\nDon Forbes, director. Men and women welcome. Sopranos and Altos\nespecially needed.\nUBC BARBER SHOP \u00E2\u0080\u0094 OPEN 6\ndays a week. Hairstyling by Dini\n& Richard. 5736 University Blvd.\nFOLK SONG SOCIETY GENERAL\nmeeting, Thursday, October 7. 12:30\nSUB. Room 125. New members\nwelcome!\t\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094 ELVTRA MADIGAN \u00E2\u0080\u0094\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094 WITH PI A DEGERMARK \u00E2\u0080\u0094\nFri. & Sat.. Oct. 1 & 2 \u00E2\u0080\u0094 7:30 & 9:30\nHebb' Theatre \u00E2\u0080\u0094 75c for all.\nHOMEMADE WINE. 6 BOTTLES. 6\nweeks. All equipment included.\nComplete kit guaranteed, $6.75\npostpaid. Send monev order today.\nWineco. Dept. 1P9. 670 King East,\nHamilton. Ontario.\nWanted\u00E2\u0080\u0094Information\n17\nWanted\u00E2\u0080\u0094Miscellaneous\n18\nAUTOMOTIVE\nAutos For Sale\n21\n'68 MINI 1000. EXCELLENT CON-\ndition. Will paint to suit new own-\ner. Phone 224-5689.\t\n1960 VAUXHALL SEDAN $150.00.\nPassed Motor Vehicle Inspection.\nTelephone 274-1621 to view.\t\n'65 XKE, 40,000 MI. NEW BRAKES,\nclutch, abarth. carpets, respray.\nOwner leaving country. 731-8936.\n'68 MGB-GT BRG. WIRE WHEELS,\nnew tires, radio, new clutch. $1800\noffers! View 2105 West 7th Ave.\n733-3574.\t\n'69 AUSTIN AMERICA 1300. 22,400\n.miles. Excel, cond. Tncl. radio, roof\nrack, chains. $1290 224-5524.\t\n'66 ACADIAN. IMMAC. CONDN.. 6-\ncvl. standard, two new tires. $895.\nBruce. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., 682-2731 \u00E2\u0080\u0094\n6-8 p.m., 327-7019.\t\n1969 MGB. 27.000 MI.. RADTO. W.W.\n$1,950 or reasonable offer. Very\ngood condition. 732-7034. \t\nAutomobiles\u00E2\u0080\u0094Wanted\n22\nAutomobiles\u00E2\u0080\u0094Parts\n23\nMotorcycles\n25\n'67 HONDA 300 SUPER SPORT.\nA-l cond., 13,000 miles, black and\nsilver. Ph. Mike, 263-5171 after 6\np.m. $375.\t\nFOR SALE 1966 SUZUKI 250. Excellent condition. $280. Ph. 224-5189.\nAutomobiles\u00E2\u0080\u0094Repairs\n24\nCAR REPAIRS TO\nVOLVO,MERCEDES\nPORSCHE, VOLKSWAGEN\n* Factory trained mechanics\n* Fully Guaranteed Work\n* Reasonable Rates\nP.S. We also now repair\nDatsun, Toyota, & Mazda Cars\nSALES AND SERVICE\n8914 Oak St. 263-8121\nBUSINESS SERVICES\nArt Services\n31\nSTEAMBUBBLE GRAPHICS FOR\nposters at student (not mamooks\nripoff), prices; and photography\nservices. John or Nick at the\nSteambubble, third floor Lassere,\nalmost anytime. \t\nBeauty Parlors\n31A\nUBC BEAUTY SALON. WIGS &\nHairpieces cleaned & styled. Prof,\nservice \u00E2\u0080\u0094 low prices. 5736 Univ.\nBlvd. 228-8942.\nPhotography\n35\ntfje Htm anb gutter\nCameras!\n3010 W. BDWY.\n736-7833\nCross-screen (Star)\nFilter $3.15-$3.92\nSakulite S-2\nELECTRONIC FLASH\nSPECIAL $10.00\nKodachrome II guide number 25\nFull selection of 3. 5. and 6\nimage lenses.\nRip-offs NOT our Specialty!\n4*>\nINSTANT BLO-UP, 8x10, $1.00;\n16x20, $3.00. film processing, proofing, while you wait. 4472 W. 10th\nAve. 224-1732.\nScandals\n37\nHOMOSEXUAL? WORRIED ABOUT\nbeing gay? Why not talk with\nsomeone who is sympathetic?\nOthers have! Box 6572. Station\n\"G\". Vancouver 8.\t\nSCANDALS GALORE AT UNDER-\ncut '71. Tomorrow nite. Hard times.\nTickets off AMS or Foresters.\nTyping\n40\nTEDIOUS TASKS \u00E2\u0080\u0094 PROFESSION-\nal typing. IBM Selectric \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Days,\nEvenings, Weekends. Phone Shari\nat 738-8745 \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Reasonable prices.\nEFFICIENT ELECTRIC TYPING \u00E2\u0080\u0094\nmy home, essays, thesis, etc. Neat,\naccurate work. Reasonable rates.\nPhone 263-5317.\t\nEXPERT IBM SELECTRIC TYPIST\nExperienced essay and thesis typist. Reasonable rates. Mrs. Ellis.\n321-3838.\t\nRETIRED PUBLISHER WILL EDIT\nessays, theses, mss. for grammar,\npunctuations, syntax. spelling,\nclarity, etc. 263-6565.\t\nEMPLOYMENT\nHelp Wanted\n51\nSOMEONE TO CARE FOR TWO\nchildren every Friday school in\nsession 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 or 2:00\np.m. $1.00 per hour. 266-8492.\nHEADS WANTED. SHORT HOURS,\ngood pay. Apply 4023 Macdonald,\n3-5 p.m., Wed., Thurs.. Fri. only.\nWork Wanted\n52\nBINDING. ALL TYPES OF MAGA-\nzines, booklets, etc., permanently\nbound. Send for full details, cloth\nsamples and quotations to: Centennial Bookbinding, P.O. Box 130.\nNorth Vancouver, B.C.\nINSTRUCTION &\nSCHOOLS\nMusic Instruction\n61\nSpecial Classes\n62\nCHILDREN'S CREATIVE ART\nclasses. Child art centre, Acadia\nRoad south. Monday, 3:30-5:00\np.m. October to March, Thursday,\n3:30-5:00 p.m. October to March.\nFees for full session $8.00. Information & registration, phone 228-\n5351.\nTutors\u00E2\u0080\u0094Wanted\n64\nMISCELLANEOUS\nFOR SALE\n71\nUSED AMPEX 1260 TAPE DECK\nwith speakers $250 (about $700\nnew) excel, shape. 732-8920 or 291\n3667.\t\nHEAD STD. SKIS 205, WITH SOL-\noman step-in heel and marker toe.\n$95.00 phone evenings 684-1077.\n135 FOOT MINESWEEPER HULL\nwith superstructure, $4700, view\nat 286 North Airpprt Rd., Richmond.\nVOLUME \u00E2\u0080\u0094 SHAKESPEARE FOR\nsale. 8 editions. Pictorials, hard\ncover. (Good condition). Telephone\n731-2596 (after 5 p.m.)\t\nFOR SALE SONY TC-355 STEREO\ntape deck, three heads/sound on\nsound. $200. Phone 736-6809.\t\nLEAVING COUNTRY PH. 987-6155.\n'70 175cc Yamaha Enouro: '64 Ply-\nmouth Belvedere, 6 cyl., 24,000 mi.\nDresser, 6 drawers, 6' x 4%- bed-\nspring & mattress.\nRENTALS & REAL ESTATE\nRooms\n81\nSINGLE ROOM FOR MAN. AVAIL-\nable now! Private entrance, phone,\ncafe, near gates, comfortable \u00E2\u0080\u0094\nvery quiet. 224-7623.\t\nROOM FOR A REAL GOOD TIME\nat Undercut '7.1. In SUB tomorrow\nnight. Hard times.\t\nSPACIOUS SLEEPING ROOMS FOR\n2 people; private entrance & baths;\nl'./i blocks from gates. $40.00 each.\n224-6389.\nRoom & Board\n82\nROOM AND BOARD $110 MO.\nMales. Excellent food, colour TV.\nSauna, 5785 Agronomy Road.\nPhone 224-9684.\t\nROOM AND BOARD FOR FEMALE\nin exchange for baby sitting services. Private room and bath. All\nfacilities of house available. Close\nto campus. 263-4764.\t\nROOM AND BOARD AVAILABLE.\nMature women students. Vancouver School of Theology, 6000 lona\nDrive. Phone 228-9031.\t\nROOM AND BOARD OR MEAL\npasses available on campus. Phone\nMike at 224-9866, between 5:30 &\n6:30.\t\nROOM AND BOARD: MALE STU-\ndent; laundry; private entrance.\nPhone 731-3732.\nFurn. Apts.\n83\n2-BDRM. FURN. APT.. LARGE\nrooms, terrific view, Dec. 22-May\n1. Kitsilano, $130. 732-8920 or 291-\n3667.\t\n2 ROOM SUITE. $45 SINGLE. $65\ndouble. Dunbar and 26th. Non-\nsmoker. Phone 738-5448.\t\nFURNISHED SUITE. CLEAN,\nwith kitchenette, share bath. Oct.\n10th. 3536 West 1st Ave. $70 mo.\nA. Sutherland.\t\nMALE STUDENT. SHARE APPT.\nsuite. 2 bedrooms; $67.50 plus %\nphone, plus % hydro. Phone Ron.\n731-0316. 10 min. bus. to UBC.\nUnf. Apts.\n84\nSTUDENT SPECIAL\n3 Rooms of Furniture\nFrom $199.95\nHOUSE OF GROUPS\n1278 Granville\nDay 687-5043 Eve. 277-9247\nHouses\u00E2\u0080\u0094Furn. & Unfurn. 86\nFEMALE GRAD OR SENIOR STU-\ndent wanted to share 2 bedroom\nhouse nr. campus $70.00. 228-9504.\n5 ADULTS NEED 3-4 BEDROOM\nhouse. Kits-Pt. Grey. Nov. 1. Terry\n736-6805 ,or Pam. 253-8770 after 6. Friday, October 1, 1971\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage 17\nUBC club formed to aid Pakistani refugees\nA club has been formed on campus to aid Pakistani\nrefugees in India.\nIndia's ability to support these refugees is weakening,\nand if significant help is not provided, she may be forced\nto attack West Pakistan in order to end the civil war,\nwhich could lead to a conflict of world-wide scale, said\nspokesman Bob Gallagher, Tuesday.\nHe said the purpose of the club was to aid the\nrefugees by raising money, encouraging the Canadian\ngovernment to increase its aid and to mobilize political\npressure against the West Pakistani government.\nA tag-day, a petition to prime minister Pierre\nTrudeau, distribution of self-addressed letters to citizens\nfor their MP's, a dinner and an educational program in the\nlocal high schools are planned, said Gallagher.\nGallagher said: \"We will only support agencies that\nguarantee 100 per cent of all donations reach the\nrefugees.\"\nGallagher said concerned citizens can get actively\ninvolved by coming to the club's next meeting \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Bu. 102\nat 12:30 Tuesday.\nThe home-grown wonder and the hard-liner\nFrom page 3\nCharles McDowell, the power-hungry Lady MacBeth\nof the chemistry department, would love to have a crack\nat the presidency. He's said so. In fact, when it comes to\nempire building, he's no slouch. He's very sharp in the\nclutches and knows how (and where) to turn the knife. If\nhe can muster the support in other faculties he could be\nthe one.\nBill Armstrong, former applied science dean and\ncurrent vice-president in charge of academic affairs, would\nalso like the job, but he doesn't have a PhD, which in at\nleast one session seemed to eliminate him from the\nrunning. Also, he seems like too much of a nice guy.\nWatch for him though-\nTwo others who would like to be administration\npresident of this here university but who don't have a\nchance are academic planner Robert Clark, who is the\nlaughing-stock of UBC's senate, and John Young, the\neconomic flunky for the Liberal government who helped\nput all those people out of work last year while head of\nthe prices and incomes commission for the federal\ngovernment.\nNow we come to the two heavies. The two\nSUB FilmSoc\npresentation\npower-mongers who just may end up fighting it out for\nthe top position.\nOne is presently at UBC, and the other is currently\nthe administration president of the University of Calgary.\nThe home-grown wonder is arts dean Douglas Kenny\nwho we've already mentioned in the past. The other is\nlawyer Freddy Carrothers who apparently would have\nwide faculty and administration support if he applied for\nWalter's empty shoes.\nUnlike the others, neither Kenny nor Carrothers has\nsaid anything public about the UBC administration\npresidency.\nKenny, of course, isn't saying anything about\nanything, which is wise considering the mess in the\nEnglish department. But don't dismiss him completely. He\nis looked on by many as a strong psychologist who has\nbeen able to \"keep the lid on\" (remember that phrase) the\narts faculty during a time of severe stress. And, more\nimportant, he has a cohesive group of hatchetmen in other\nfaculties as Well as his own who see themselves benefitting\nfrom his rise to supreme power.\nOn the other hand, Carrothers' name has come up\nrepeatedly in speculation about the job. About newspaper\nreports that he has already turned down the presidential\nposition at the University of Toronto so he could have the\nUBC job, Carrothers said recently: \"I can't tell you. I have\nno information on it.\"\nIn previous jobs and in his present post at Calgary, he\nhas earned the reputation of being a fairly hard-line\nadministrator, which is apparently part of his attraction\nfor supporters here. They seem to be worried about\nsomething.\nWhoever gets the job, one thing is certain. He will\nhave to be willing to live in the mansion which is the\nofficial president's residence.\nWalter, who lives in an apartment caused all sorts of\nanguish and teeth-gnashing when he refused to move into\nthe mansion upon becoming president. UBC protocol\nminister Malcolm McGregor was livid. Other people were\nsaid to be aghast, which is something like being pissed off.\nIt as as if Richard Nixon has spurned the White House in\nfavor of a townhouse.\nWhoever Walter's successor is, at least we'll know\nwhere to find him.\nWATERHOLE * 3\nA WILD WOOLY WESTERN COMEDY!\nAUTHENTIC INCREDIBLE HOT LUNCHES\n\u00C2\u00ABINTERNATIONAL HOUSE\nMENU - for week of October 4th >\nHOT LUNCH 85c SOUPS 45c\nMONDAY-\nIndonesian Sepcialty\nTUESDAY-\nEast Indian Shrimp Curry\nWEDNESDAY\nGreek Shish-Ke-Bab\nTHURSDAY-\nEuropean Cevapcici\nFRIDAY-\nSpanish Paella\nMONDAY-\nFrench Canadian Pea Soup\nTUESDAY-\nMinestrone Soup\nWEDNESDAY-\nMi nest rone Soup\nTHURSDAY-\nEuropean FasouliaSoup\nFRIDAY-\nEuropean FasouliaSoup\nSANDWICHES 35c\nScandinavian open faced \u00E2\u0080\u0094 (select your own fillings)\nFRIDAY 1 & SATURDAY 2\n7:00 & 9:30\nSUNDAY 3-7:00\na.m.s. students 50c\nSUB THEATRE\nTHE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE\nc\nHaida\nKINGS'Yat JOYCE\n435-3222\nSHOWTIMES: 7:30,9:30\nSUNDAY MATINEE 2 P.M.\nINTRODUCTION TO\nCREATIVE ENGINEERING\nEngineering and Photography\nINSTRUCTOR:\nMR. DENES DEVENYI, P.Eng., Special Lecturer in\nCreative Photography, Assistant Director, Department of\nPhysical Plant and Planning, Simon Fraser University.\nTIME:\nCommencing SATURDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1971,\n9:30-11:30 a.m., 10 sessions.\nPLACE:\nROOM 214, Henry Angus Building, The University of\nBritish Columbia.\nFEE: $45.00.\nCOURSE OUTLINE:\nSpecific techniques will be discussed that will increase the\ncreative thinking and problem-solving ability of the student.\nThe course will also help graduate engineers and engineering\nstudents to improve their powers to communicate through\nthe visual media. It will explore areas that are normally\nbeyond the engineer's education and experience. By doing\nthis it will lead engineers to a more creative approach to\ntheir profession as well as to teach a greater awareness of\nthe world around them.\nLectures, classroom exercises and group discussions are part\nof the program.\nREGISTRATION:\nAs enrolment is limited to 25 persons, advance registration\nis advised. n, . .\nPlease contact:\nENGINEERING PROGRAMS\nCentre for Continuing Education, UBC\n228-2181 Page 18\nTHE UBYSSEY\nFriday, October 1, 1971\nCanada and Cuba\nat Pan-Am games\nThe Pan-Am Games resembles a mini Olympic\nGames except only the countries of North and\nSouth America compete for individual and team\nhonours. Although politics has no place in athletics,\nthe Pan-Am and the Olympics have tremendous\npropaganda potential and are used as such.\nPolitics aside, UBC can be especially proud\nsince many UBC students competed very\nsuccessfully at the Pan-Am Games. These students\nnow form the nucleus of many UBC extramural\nteams competing in the Western Canada\nIntercollegiate A thletic A ssociation.\nBy NICK AUF DER MAUR\nLast Post News Service\nIn 1967, the United States all but wiped out\nthe competition at the Pan-American games held in\nWinnipeg. The U.S. won 120 out of the 170 gold\nmedals available, while Canada and Cuba trailed\nbadly with 12 and eight respectively. It was par for\nthe course.'\nThis year at Cali, it was slightly different. The\nnumber of events was increased to 194 but the\nAmerican gold medal monopoly was reduced to\n105. Canada added seven to its previous standing for\na total of 19, becoming the second most improved\nteam in the games. Cuba was the most improved\nteam and shot ahead of Canada into second place in\nthe team standings, winning 31 gold medals. Total\nmedal standings stood at 218 for the U.S., 105 for\nCuba and 80 for Canada. None of the other 27\ncompeting teams came close. The Cuban total was\nonly two less than that nation had won in five\nprevious Pan-American games.\nOn the basis of population, Cuba was the clear\nwinner. (For the sake of argument it comes to a\nlittle over one U.S. medal per million, 13 for Cuba\nand four for Canada.) The Cubans were also\nenormously pleased when their teams beat the\nAmericans in their two specialties, baseball and\nbasketball.\nThe news of Cuba's spectacular and dramatic\nsuccess provoked charges that once again the\nCommunists were using sport for propoganda\npurposes. Canadians, of course, were mildly pleased\ntheir delegation had done well in women's\nswimming and equestrian events but disappointed in\nthe overall results and again wondered why the\ncountry is so hopeless in international competition.\nA decade or so ago, Canada at least dominated\nworld hockey and the prevailing spirit was \"well at\nleast there's one thing we can do\". But the\ncollective humiliation of recent hockey disasters has\nmade the country a little more conscious of\nCanada's poor sports showing. Now a greater effort\nis being made by private and government sources to\nincrease the country's sports prowess. The notion\nthat physical health and development is important\nto a country is growing, ergo the Canada Summer\nand Winter Games.\nBut if Canada ever does well in international\nsports nobody would ever accuse us of crude\npropaganda attempts. The most anybody would\never say is \"What's Canada trying to prove?\"\nBut in Cali, the president of the U.S. Olympic\nCommittee declared: \"Cuba, with its trainers from\nbehind the iron curtain and its political propaganda\nobjectives, represents a new and very dangerous\nthreat to international sports competition.\n\"Like the Soviet Union and other socialist\ncountries;\" he continued, \"they consider that\nsuperiority in sports proves the worth of their\nsystem. For them, sport has become a powerful\npolitical and propaganda arm.\"\nFidel Castro's response to these charges offers\nan interesting view of the socialist attitude toward\nsport.\n\"They're trying to say,\" Castro said in a speech,\n\"that Cuba is using sports as a political instrument.\nActually the opposite is true. Politics is an\ninstrument of sport. In other words, in terms of\nhuman activity, sports is an end, not a means...\njust as the betterment of education, culture, health,\nmaterial conditions of life, human dignity and the\nspiritual and moral values of man are all political\nobjectives.\n\"They don't understand the role of politics: the\nrevolution is the instrument of education, of sports,\nof spiritual values. They are the instrument of man.\nSimply put, the revolution is made by man for the\nbenefit of man.\n\"But why all these stories? In Cuba, not only\nsports, but education has been developed like never\nbefore. But we don't have any international\ncampaign. Our campaign against illiteracy was not a\ncompetition.\n\"We're doing everything we can to better the\nlot of man.\n\"Cuba's progress has even provoked a greater\npreoccupation for sports and athletic training in the\nUnited States. Who would have thought of it?\nBefore they could win without trying. Now they\nhave to watch out.\n\"And we know that when other Latin\nAmerican countries have the same conditions as\nours, they'll get the same results.\"\nFortunately, they'll never be able to match\nHockey Canada.\nFORESTRY PRESENTS\nUNDERCUT 71\nTOMORROW NIGHT\nIN SUB\nHARD TIMES\nTICKETS AT AMS OR OFF FORESTERS\nNUDE FURNITURE\nDESKS\nDRAWERS\nTABLES\netc.\nVARSITY WHITEW00D\n4359 West 10th Avenue\nCA 4-4241\nPHENOMENON OF MAN PROJECT, INC. PRESENTS\nDr. Harry N. Olsen\nand Frank R. Stone\nLECTURING ON\nTEILHARD DE CHARDIN'S\nThe Phenomenon of Man\nWednesday \u00E2\u0080\u0094 October 6 7*0P.m.\nTICKETS $3.00 AT THE DOOR 5840 Oak St.\nFor Further Information Call U n Jty Of VaIICOU Vef 263\"3713\n-Barry gruanka photo\nCROWD GATHERS to watch enterprising young lady walk on water\n(with a little help from some forestry students). Event was held in\nEmpire Pool as part of Forestry Week activities.\nIntramurals\nWhat's your racket?\nFor badminton and tennis\nbuffs it is smashing birds and\nballs.\nGreat games depending on\nwhat type of birds are smashing\nand whose bails.\nBADMINTON\nCompetitors with surnames\nA-M will compete Mondays\n7:30-10 p.m. and N-Z,\nWednesdays 7-10 p.m. Games are\nat War Memorial Gym, September\n28 to October 18.\nConsult the ladder outside the\nIntramural office for competition.\nTENNIS\nResults must be recorded\nimmediately after the game. Place\nresults in 'Games Result' box\noutside the Intramural office,\nroom 308 War Memorial Gym.\nGames must be played on UBC\ncourts only.\nSPORTS MENU\nDeadlines: basketball,\ntug-o-war, and turkey trot (run\n3'/2 miles, winner gets a fat\ngobbler) are October 4.\nHELP\nDue to the tremendous\nnumber of football teams (60),\nmore referees are needed. Drop\nby the Intramural office and sign\nup today.\nSecond Unit Managers meeting\nis Tuesday at 7 p.m. in the\nstudent council chambers. Be\nthere.\nTeam notices\nGOLF\nAnyone interested in trying\nout with the UBC Golf team is\ninvited to the meeting in\nBuchanan 104 today at noon.\nIf you can't make the meeting\ncall 261-1529 after 6 p.m. and\nleave your name and phone\nnumber.\nROWING\nAnyone interested in joining\nthe rowing team, either with the\nvarsity team or the freshman team\nis invited to the meeting in SUB\n125 today at noon.\nSize or weight are not\nimportant to join the freshmen,\nbut you must be at least six feet\nin height for the varsity team.\nSports Might\nWhat happens if the AMS\nreferendum to be held in January\nto decide the fate of the $5\nathletic fee passes?\nDoes this mean that UBC will\nno longer have such teams as\nhockey, basketball, football,\nrugby and soccer to provide free\nentertainment (with your AMS\ncard)?\nNot likely. The athletic\ndepartment is too firmly\nentrenched in extramural sports\nto pull out just like that.\nAfter all, extramural athletics\nare a big advertising device for the\nuniversity.\nBut a disturbing thought comes\nto mind.\nWill entrance to these games\nstill be free if the jock department\nis deprived of their money?\nMy guess is no. Money will\nhave to come from somewhere to\nsupport UBC teams.\nAnd it will probably be the\nstudents who will pay the bill\nanyway (by paying to see the\ngames). Friday, October 1, 1971\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage 19\n'Birds lose football\nwin moral victory\nCampus league for women\nWomen's sports on campus are featuring a new look this year.The\nprogram will include the extramural and intramural sports plus a new\nleague, Campus League.\nThe Campus League is designed to be less competitive and time\ndemanding than the extramural program. The student is not obligated\nto compulsory attendance nor to attending team practices.\nOnly two sports will be offered until December, tennis and\nbadminton. After Christmas, volleyball, basketball, golf and curling\nmay be offered depending on the response.\nNo registration is necessary. Just turn up and play at the specific\ntime and place.\nMonday - Tennis, 5-7 p.m. - Armories.\nTuesday - Badminton, 8:30 -10:30 p.m. - Gym 'A'.\nWednesday - Badminton, 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. - Gym 'A'.\nThursday - Tennis, 9-11 p.m. - Armories.\nThe 'Birds win a moral victory.\nWednesday night in Winnipeg\nthe Thunderbird football team\nsuffered their fourth consecutive\nloss to the University of Manitoba\nBisons, 36-20.\nThe Bisons, currently rated\nthird in Canada, had been\nconfident of \"completely\nannihilating the lowly 'Birds.\"\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094garry gruenke photo\nSOAKING WET nurse makes her way gingerly back up the boomstick\nafter a thorough dousing at the other end. The object is to run to the\nend of the log and back WITHOUT falling in.\nPANGO PANGO (UNS) - Residents of this long neglected island\nrepublic today celebrated their independence by holding their Olympic\ngames. Three events were held with many non-athletic blorgs entering\neach.\nCackling Granny Goose took the Cackleberry stomping\ncompetition for the third time. Heavyweight Buster Grabknob won\nboth other events, the tulip eating and strom door construction\ncontests.\nDAVE PEARCE\n. . two touchdowns\nFklassen's\nBut the 'Birds surprised the\nBisons by finally putting an\noffense together plus a good\ndefensive effort.\nUBC quarterback, Jim Tarves,\nwas good on 15 of 27 pass\nattempts for 248 yards.\nUBC also managed 89 yards\nalong the ground.\nConsidering total offence in\nthe previous games appeared\nalmost in the minus figures, 337\nyards gained is somewhat of a\nmiracle.\nTarves passed for three\ntouchdowns, Dave Pearce\ngathering in two and Henry\nTheisen the other. Jim Hill kicked\ntwo converts to round out the\nscore.\nThe Thunderbirds were pleased\nwith their efforts. So much so\nthat one of them actually\ndislocated his jaw cheering from\nthe sidelines.\nIan Jukes was injured in the\ngame but is not expected to miss\nfuture Thunderbird games.\nBy scoring 20 points UBC\ntripled their total points scored\nfor the season. Until this game the\n'Birds had only managed 10\nJIM HILL\npoints, being beaten handily by\nAlberta twice and Saskatchewan\nonce.\nThe Thunderbirds have had\n130 points scored against them in\nfour games.\n'Bird players have had their\nconfidence restored by their good\noverall showing in this game and\nare fully expecting to win their\nnext game.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 NEW LOCATION\nS 2835 W. 4th Ave.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 at Macdonald St.\nS READY TO PAINT\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 FURNITURE\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Tall Ladder Back Chairs\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 (Woven Cord Seats)\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2Kitchen Chairs\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 (Hdwd) $6.95 Each.^\n \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 Viking Chairs $22.S0j\n$22.50 0\n_ Danish \u00E2\u0080\u009E _.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Bedroom Rocker $12.50 Each\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Childs Rockers .. $7.95 Each. J\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Boston Rockers $26.95 Each.JJ\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2Stacking Kubes .. $6.95 Each. 5\n\"Bookcases, 3 shelves .. $9.95*\n30x30x30 Parsons fj\nTables $24.50 Each. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nRound Tables $19.95 and ocj)\n16x16x30 Toy Boxes (with\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n- -\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 - \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 $12.95 Each#\ni\nSlbXXbx\nShinged lids) , ,\n2 S P a n i s h Influence, French \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nJ Provincial, and Campaign line. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n2 Largest selection ot ready to\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 finish Furniture in Western Canada\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Beer Battle St\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Popcans Drive-In Z\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Open Tues. to Sat. 9 a.m.-5:30 p.m. J\n%\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 736-0712 \u00C2\u00BB\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00C2\u00BB\n!\nROYAL\nBANK\nTHE HELPFUL BANK\nCANADA STUDENT LOANS\nDeposit Accounts-General Banking Services\nUniversity Area Branch \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Dave Stewart, Manager\n10th at Sasamat 224-4348\nFOR PREFERRED RISKS ONLY\nIt Pays to Shop for Car Insurance\nYOU CAN SAVE MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE AT WESTCO\no\no\nINSURANCE COMPANY\nHEAD OFFICE: 1927 WEST BROADWAY. VANCOUVER 9, BRITISH COLUMBIA\nFAST CLAIM SERVICE\nFILL IN AND RETURN THIS COUPON TODAY OR PHONE IN THE DETAILS TODAY\nFOR WRITTEN QUOTATION, NO OBLIGATION. NO SALESMAN WILL CALL.\nMAIL THIS COUPON FOR OUR LOW RATES ON YOUR AUTOMOBILE\nName __._.\nResidence\nAddress\t\n(Please Print)\nCity Prov.\nPhone: Home Office \t\nOccupation \t\nAge. Married \u00E2\u0096\u00A1 Divorced Q Male Q\nSeparated rj Never Married \u00E2\u0096\u00A1 Female \u00E2\u0096\u00A1\nDate first licensed to drive \u00E2\u0080\u009E\t\nHave you or any member of your household been involved\nIn any accident in the past five years?\nYes \u00E2\u0096\u00A1 No \u00E2\u0096\u00A1 (If \"yes\" provide details on a separate sheet).\nIn the last five years has your\nlicense been suspended? \t\nAre you now insured? \t\nDate current policy expires \t\nThis coupon is designed solely to enable non-policy\nholders to obtain an application and rates for their cars.\nYear of automobile\t\nMake of automobile\t\nNo. of cylinders .4\t\nHorsepower- - \t\nModel (Impala, Dart, etc.)\t\n2/4 dr-sedan. s/w, h/t, conv.\nDays per week driven to\nwork, train or bus depot,\nor fringe parking area \t\nOne way driving distance\t\nIs car used in business\n(except to and from work)?\nDays\n..Miles.\nYes D No n\nCar No. 2\nDays\nMil\nYes D No D\nGive number and dates\nof traffic convictions\nin last 5 years.\nLIST INFORMATION ON ALL ADDITIONAL DRIVERS\nAge\nMale or\nFemale\nRelation\nTo You\nYears\nLicensed\nMarried\nor Single\n% of Use\nCar#1\nCar #2\nFPR UBC 31 Page 20\nTHE UBYSSEY\nFriday, October 1, 1971\nJericho\u00E2\u0080\u0094a road becomes\na power play\nBy SANDY KASS\n'hen is a road not a road?\nWhen it is the pawn in a power play\nbetween city and federal officials to\ny~ redevelop part of a city which citizens\nwant left alone.\nThe plan for Jericho Road is not new. It\nwas initiated in the 1930s by city engineer\nHarlan Bartholemew in a power play to\ngain control of the engineering reigns of\nthe City of Vancouver.\nBartholemew designed Marine Drive;he\nalso designed Point Grey Road. When it\ncame to connecting the two with Jericho\nRoad, he hit a snag.\nThe snag was World War II, which\nofficials thought warranted an army base\non the western mainland coast for defence\nin case of enemy attack.\nBecause the department of national\ndefence took control over the now-unused\nJericho army base, a waterfront drive\nconnecting Marine Drive and Point Grey\nRoad became impossible, and\nBartholemew's Jericho Road plan had to\nbe temporarily abandoned.\nIn 1968, under mayor Tom Campbell,\nthe City of Vancouver bought 72 acres of\nthe DND site for the sum of one dollar.\nThe federal government retained 38\nacres of DND land at Fourth Avenue and\nDiscovery Street to sell to private housing\ndevelopers to pay for the moving of DND\nbuildings to a new site at Chilliwack.\nHowever, before the land could be sold\nthe area had to be rezoned by the city to\nallow for housing developments.\nBy August, 1970, both were\naccomplished.\nWhen the federal government is slated\nto get money from a deal that the city\ngovernment can also make money from (in\ntax revenues), the co-operation between\nthe two is incomparable.\n^\u00E2\u0096\u00A0lity engineer Ran Martin, vying to\nbecome engineering department head, took\ncontrol of the Jericho Road design, based\non Bartholemew's plan.\nIt was designed to cut east from Marine\nDrive between Tolmie and Sasamat Streets,\ncut diagonally through the area's only\n\u00C2\u00AB*r neighborhood park, Locarno * Park\nExtension at Belmont and Trimble Streets,\nbetween the 72 acres of DND land\npurchased by the city and the 38 acres\nretained by the federal government, and\nconnect with Point Grey Road.\n* The road was slated to have six lanes,\nbuilt two at a time over three years.\nWhen the plan was released in\nDecember, 1970, residents of city blocks\n129 and 130 between Marine Drive,\nTolmie, Trimble and Belmont Streets\nreceived notices informing them of the\nPlan initiated in 1930s\nto gain control of city engineering\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094kini mcdonaM photo\nLOCARNO PARK EXTENSION . .. six-lane highway.\nplanned expropriation of their property by\nthe city.\n\u00C2\u00ABJP%ccording to city and parks board\nofficials, because Locarno Park Extension\nwas to be destroyed in construction of the\nroad, another neighborhood park would\nhave to be built in the area.\nMartin's plans called for the use of the\nremaining parts of the two city blocks for\nthe park.\n\"It seems incredible that the city would\ndestroy a park to build a road, and then\ndestroy good homes to build a park to\nreplace the one that was destroyed,\" said\narea resident Betty Delmonico.\nIn the 1930s the municipality of Point\nGrey joined theCity of Vancouver.\n\"However, the park was donated to\nPoint Grey by navy captain Jack Haddon\nwho specified it was to be used as park\nland only, and could not be touched, even\nthough it is now part of Vancouver,\" said\nlawyer Lawrence Beadle.\n\"All we had to do to stop the road, was\nfind that stipulation in city records.\"\nWhen it became known throughout the\ncity developers circles that land in the\nJericho beach area was soon to be rezoned\nfor townhouses and garden apartments, it\ndid not take long for a developer to start a\nlittle speculating on his own.\nThe developer's name is William Clarke,\nco-owner of Clarke and Clarke Real Estate.\nClarke, in 1969, began quietly buying\nup properties bordering along Locarno\nPark Extension, and subtly suggested to\ncity officials the part of the park not used\nfor road be rezoned for housing as well.\nNeedless to say, Clarke had just received\nthe Progressive Conservative MP\nnomination for that riding, Vancouver\nQuadra.\nHowever, Clarke never got past the\nspeculation stage in redeveloping his land.\nI.\nn a plan for developing 72 acres\nreleased in April, 1970, the parks board\nmade public its proposal for Vancouver's\nown Coney Island, including plans for rides\nof the Pacific National Exhibition type, an\nice arena, artificial lagoon, miniature\nrailway, offshore island, and marina for\nboth sail and motor boats.\nWhen residents of blocks 129 and 130\nbanded together to form the Spanish Banks\nProperty Owners' Association to combat\nthe road scheme, citizens throughout\nVancouver joined them in fighting the\nproposed commercialization of a quiet\npark and beachland area.\nIn protest over the schemes, signed\npetitions were collected and letters sent to\ncity council and parks board members.\nA demonstration on the 38-acre plot\nretained by the federal government was\nheld, and city council and parks board\nmeetings disrupted by citizens wanting to\nbe heard.\nVancouver Quadra MP Grant\nDeachman, at the request of residents of\nhis riding, met with defence minister\nDonald MacDonald and convinced him to\ncall a halt to the plans originating in \"his\ndepartment.\nIn March, MacDonald declared a year's\nmoratorium on the plans for the road\nconnecting the two parcels of unused land.\nThirty delegations, including the Alma\nMater Society, presented briefs against the\nroad scheme at a public hearing at city hall\nMarch 23.\nA few weeks later, Beadle discovered\nthe records of Haddon's stipulation.\nParks board commissioner Sandy\nRobertson presently denies all \"Coney\nIsland\" plans but still insists on a sail and\nmotorboat marina for the 72-acre site,\ndespite the fact it will be right next to the\nbest bathing beaches in the city.\nMartin redesigned Jericho Road in\nAugust, curving it through block 130,\neliminating the sharp corner at Trimble\nStreet and Marine Drive, leaving Locarno\nPark Extension and block 129 untouched.\n\"This plan can go ahead at any time,\ndespite the federal freeze on the road\nconnecting the federal land with Point\nGrey Road,\" said Vancouver alderman Art\nPhillips Wednesday.\nAt public request, Campbell agreed to\ntry to acquire the 38 acres of federal land\nfor city use, to save it from sale to private\ndevelopers, and appointed Phillips city\nnegotiator to acquire it.\na^'hillips said he would not try to act\nquickly in acquiring the land, as the\ndepartment of urban affairs is undergoing a\npolicy change in regard to federally owned\nland in municipalities, and the 38-acre\nsituation could not be settled until a\nformal departmental policy is determined.\nDelmonico, a block 130 property\nowner, said she could not believe city\ncouncil would try to push through an\narterial freeway under the dim disguise of a\nscenic drive.\n\"This is just too much a power-play in\naction,\" she said."@en . "Newspapers"@en . "Vancouver (B.C.)"@en . "LH3.B7 U4"@en . "LH3_B7_U4_1971_10_01"@en . "10.14288/1.0127019"@en . "English"@en . "Vancouver : University of British Columbia Library"@en . "Vancouver : Alma Mater Society of the University of B.C."@en . "Images provided for research and reference use only. Permission to publish, copy, or otherwise use these images must be obtained from The Ubyssey: http://ubyssey.ca/"@en . "Original Format: University of British Columbia. Archives"@en . "University of British Columbia"@en . "The Ubyssey"@en . "Text"@en .