"CONTENTdm"@en . "http://resolve.library.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/catsearch?bid=1211252"@en . "University Publications"@en . "2016-01-18"@en . "1931-10-27"@en . "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/Ubysseynews/items/1.0125303/source.json"@en . "application/pdf"@en . " pittpidiMw^u^^^lWJI lyjyiiuu. ^jpg\^-.N^.\" ^--U--^^.^-W44!sM^i^MP^ ^f\n^s^ypp^p^^r l*a^\u00C2\u00A3 ^-\nB^\u00C2\u00BB-i^|WPJ|!IW-|9PPaiJB|BJB^\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0ajepepp\n|&T- ^.^\u00C2\u00AB-1\n/ggftecf TtiVfce Weekly by the Students* Publications Board of The University of British Columbia\nVOL.XTV\nVANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1931\nNo. 10\nFall Congregation\nMeets Wed. Oct. 28;\nScholarships Won\nInteresting Thesis \"The New Japan'' Presented For\nM.A. Degree by Howard Nicholion.\nForty-seven students will receive degrees at the Fall Congregation in the Auditorium, on Wednesday, October 28. Four\nwill graduate as Masters of Arts, and thirty-one as Bachelors\nof Arts. Many of these latter degrees have been won by summer sessions alone, in which the work of the whole four years\nhas been completed. Two students will graduate as Bachelors\nof Arts in the Double Course\u00E2\u0080\u0094Arts and Science and Applied\nScience, and one as a Bachelor of Commerce, In the Faculty\nof Applied Science, one student will graduate In Electrical Engineering, one In Forest Engineering, and three in Mechanical\nEngineering. Five students will receive Social Service Diplomas in the Faculty of Arts and Science.\nThree scholarships will also be pre\nsented\u00E2\u0080\u0094the Canadian Club Bursary\nThe American Women's Club Bursary,\nand the David Thorn Bursary. The\nUniversity Scholarship in nursing and\nhealth will not be awarded, there\nbeing no applicant of scholarship,\nstanding.\nOne of the most Interesting thesis\nto be presented this year Is that of\nHoward Nicholson, \"Tho New Japan,\"\nfor the M. A. degree. Nicholson was\nthe winner of 1928-29 H. R. MacMil-\nIan Scholarship, which entitles its\nholder to a year's visit to either Australia or Japan, to study the economic conditions of present and prospective trade conditions in the chosen\ncountry. This scholarship is awarded\neach year for three years to graduate\nstudents of the University.\nThe official list is announced as follows:\nFaculty of Arts and Science, Conferring the degree of Master of Artsi\nHenry Beattie (Major French, Minor\nEnglish). Thesis, ' _e Societe des Nations dans la Pensee Francalse.\"\nFranklin Lewis (Major history,\nminor education). Thesis, \"The British\nAttitude to the Oregon Question, ISM.\"\nHoward Nicholson (Major Economics, minor Political Science). Thesis,\n\"The New Japan.\"\nOeorge Paul (Major History, minor\nEducation). Thesis, \"The Development\nof Religious Toleration in England\nDuring the Late Seventeenth and\nEarly Eighteenth Centuries.\"\nBachelors of Arts\u00E2\u0080\u0094Pass Course:\nWilliam Beamish, Edgar Brown,\nKathleen dimming, John Fox, Katharine Gaul, Ernest Gilbert, Gordon\nGillespie, Herbert Glover, Harold\nKing, Norman Kirk, Ronald Lyons,\nBerna Martin, Grace Murray, Jessie\nMcAfee, Douglas Pollock, Marjorie\nPound, Roy Temple, Charlene Wakoly,\nAlfred Young.\nAnne Driscoll, Everett Hurt, David\nJones, William Keatley, Margo Magee,\nRobert Masterson, Robert McLarty,\nWilliam Plenderleith, Josephine Qul-\nnan, Edward Richardson, Agnes Ritchie, Lauretta Roberts.\nBachelor of Arts, Double Course\u00E2\u0080\u0094Arts\nand Science and Applied Science:\nGibb Henderson, Christy Madsen.\nBachelor of Commerce:\nThomas Burgess.\nFaculty of Applied Science\u00E2\u0080\u0094Conferring the Degree of Bachelor of Applied Science:\nElectrical Engineering:\nErnest Kershaw.\nForest Engineering: I\nWilliam Latta.\nMechanical Engineering:\nElmer Martin, William Thornber,\nCharles Wong.\nComplete Course for Social Science\nDiploma:\nMary Colledge, Dorothy Coombe,\nAgnes Hutson, Frances Reynolds,\nVerna Stinson.\nScholarships:\nCanadian Club Bursary ($300):\nRobert McKeown (Junior Matriculant, New Westminster High School)\n$150; Millar McGill (Senior Matriiu-\nlant, King Edward High School) $150.\nAmerican Women's Club Bursary\n($100):\nMarjorie Paterson.\nDavid Thorn Bursary:\nJack Bowen.\nOxford Bans Cars\nFor Student Use\n\"Owing to traffic congestion at\nOxford, students' automobiles are\nbanned, except between the hours of\n1 and 9 p.m.\nThere has been some comment at\ndifferent Universities on the taking\nof this step, and while various surmises have been made as to the reason, this apparently is it,\nA recent visitor to England remarked on his return on the large\nnumber of bicycles used by English\nstudents in preference to cars.\nDanish Songs\nBy Gymnasts\nEnliven Meet\nDanish Gymnasts, disciples of Professor Niels Bukh, enthralled students with their singing at a pep\nmeeting Monday noon.\nThe performance was all the more\nremarkable in that thay sang entirely unaccompanied, without even\nbeing given a note. A Danish folk\nsong and one about a sailor were\nrendered. Despite the, tact that\nstudents could not understand the\nwords of either song the applause\nwas loud and prolonged.\nThere were some thirty exponents\nof the syitam for \"fundamental\ngymnastics\" on the stage and they\nappeared just like ordinary young,\nmen and women much to the sur-\nprlee* of the audience, judging by remarks overheard.; ';v;- d*. - ' \u00E2\u0080\u0094\"\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nPwident Klinck, in introducing\nProfessor Bukh, stated that the\ngymnastic instructor had asked to\nbe \"Pared the embarassment ot\nspeaking in a tongue not his own,\nalthough he also said that he and\nthe Professor had had a quite understanding conversation earlier In\nthe day.\nDr. Klinck hoped that all students\nwere y,en up in the Danish language so that they would be able\nto appreciate the performance in the\nGym. He also expressed his regret\nthat owing to a meeting of the\nBoard 0f Governors he would be\nunable to attend the actual exhibition, although he had been allowed\na preview while the young men were\nlimbering up in the Gym on Monday morning- He regretted however, that he had been unable to\nwatch the women owing to his many\nengagements.\nBefore the Danish atudenta ap-\npeered Qeorge Holland entertained\nthe locale with several selections on\nhis piano-accordlon. Much applause\nfollowed each number and he was\nrecalled to the stage several times.\nThe Pep Club gave their first performance when they led the audience in \"Hall U. B. C.\" They also\nsang Blue Blua much to the amusement of those present. A new departure ln the rendition of the Skyrocket was spoilt by the outburst of\nthe famous Science yell, \u00C2\u00BBWe are,\netc.\"\nA skit presented by the Women's\nGym Club entitled \"Piano Inspiration\" received approbation, several\nhearty laughs being raised by the\nantics of the girls, especially when\none of them stole a kiss from the\nother, and received a hearty slap\nfor her pains.\nLOCAL HISTORY\nIS DESCRIBED BY\nMRS. WEBSTER\n\"Life in the Company\" was the\nsubject of a paper read by Gladys\nWebster at the meeting of the Historical Society at the home of Mrs. M.Y.\nWilliams, Monday evening, October\n19.\nBefore dealing directly with actual\nlife in the company Mrs. Webster\ngave a brief survey of the early history of the Oregon Territory divided\nas it was into the Columbia Valley,\nNew Caledonia and Thomson River\ndistricts.\nThe object for the \"establishment\nof these f0rts was for purposes of\ntrade, no mention being made of settlement. However, in the Interests\nof its servants the company encouraged cultivation of land near the\nCompany forts. The developments of\ncoal mines at Nanalmo and fisheries\non the Fraser came later with the\ndiminishing oi the Fur Trade.\nDiscussion followed and the society\nwas fortunate in having many pictures of ear]y forts and the remains\nshown by Mr. Williams.\nA.M.S. Accepts\nNew Business\nManagement\nCouncil Names Nov. 13th As Date\nFor Arts' Ball\nIn accordance with the recommendation made by a special committee,\na motion was passed at the A.M.8.\nmeeting last Friday which officially\ncreated the new Business Manager\nSystem and made the position of\nGraduate Manager a full-time job,\nwith salary terms at 1125.00 a month.\nThe students also granted permission to Council to arrange social\nfunctions for any night In the week\nuntil changes in the constitution can\nbe affected which will make Saturday and week-night functions quite\nin order. '\nThe social committee whose appointment on October 5 was recommended by the Faculty Committee\non Student Affairs also suggested\nthe immediate formation of a new\ncommittee consisting of representatives from the Senate, the Faculty,\nand the A.M.S. to investigate the\nwhole question of student government. They would report before\nJanuary 25, 1932.\nNot one word of disagreement was\nheard during the whole meeting .and\nevery motion passed unanimously.\nA larger number ot students than\nusual attended and the motion of\nadjournment was passed before one\no'clock.\nEarl Vance, president of the A.M.\nS\u00E2\u0080\u009E asked the students to remember\nthat they had pledged their last\nyear's caution money to the Stadium\nFund and, although legal technical-\nHies arose which interfered with the\ndelivery of the funds to the Stadium account, they still had moral\nobligations to fulfill. They could\nalgn over their caution fees, or If\nthey had- withdrawn them, they\ncould send the funds direct to Students' Council.\nVanoa also related the faett which\nled up to the appointment of the\nspecial committee to report on \"paid\nassistance on the campus.\" Early\nin the summer, he explained, he discussed the proposition ot employing\na full-time Business Manager with\nsome past-presidents of the A.M.S.\nand one member of the Faculty.\nThey came to the conclusion that,\nbecause the business of the Society\nbad grown tremendously and the\nstudents could not do justice to their\nstudies as well as to their duties as\nexecutives, and because auditors had\nreported poor book-keeping, a manager should be apointed for the\ncoming year.\nHe introduced the question at a\nCouncil meeting and it was decided\nthat such an appointment would be\nmade. An advertisement was inserted in a daily paper and from the\napplications they received, they\nchose Arnold Henderson, last year's\nUndergraduate Business Manager, as\nthe most suitable applicant for the\nposition.\nAlthough the Council can now arrange social functions on days other\nthan Friday, Jack Thomson announced that the Arts Ball is dated\nfor Friday, November 13.\nSeniors ------\nDare Fate \u00E2\u0080\u0094 -\nFor Last Time - -\nHooting, cat-calls and raucous laughter will characterize\nthe behavior of the Senior class\non Tuesday, Oct. 27.\nSeniors may be staid on some\noccasions, but the class draw is\na signal for gay abandon,\n(everything is abandoned except the girls),\nAs usual, the girls are sigh-\nIng for Blddlngton Woof, and\nthe males are pining for a\nbeautiful College Gjrl. \"There\nis always a chance,\" claims Don\nMorgan, class president, \"for\nthe Seniors are able to boast of\nmany ravishing damosels and\nhairy-chested he-men; all eager\nfor each other's society, meaning your's, you bashful Senior.\"\nMr. Morgan expects the whole\nclass to be present at the draw,\nin view of the fact that It will\nbe their last chance to indulge\nIn the primitive, but necessary\nand amusing sports. Arts 100 is\nthe place, and twelve noon on\nTuesday, October 27, the time.\nDEAN BROCK\nTELLS OF TRIP\n\"Canada, Finland and the Scandinavian countries are two of the most\nimportant areas of precambrian rocks\nin the world,\" stated Dean W. R.\nBrock in discussing his journey to\nEurope last summer, and the many\nconventions he attended during that\ntime.\nAt the end of June, Dean Brock\nwent to England as representative of\nthe University of British Columbia to\nattend the Converse of Universities\nof the Empire held in London and\nEdinborough under the presidency of\nthe Prince of Wales.\nFrom England he journeyed to Finland to attend the Internationa) Congress for the Study of Precambrian\nGeology, of which he is Vice-President. After the convention, the director of the Geology Survey of Finland\nescorted Dean Brock over Finland,\nand together they were able to make\nsome interesting expeditions in Finland, Norway and Scandinavia to\nstudy the geology of those countries.\nReturning to England, Dean Brock\nstopped at Paris for the International\nGeographical Congress as representative of the Canadian Geographical Society and in London was present as\nguest of the British Association and\nDelegate of the Royal Society of Canada at the Centenary Meeting of tiie\nBritish Association for Advancement\nof Science in London.\nDean Brock was able to represent\nthe British Association at the Civic\nCelebration held in the Cathedral of\nLiverpool prior to the meeting in London and returned to Canada immediately after the session in London, arriving in Vancouver on Friday, October 16th.\nH. M. S. PINAFORE\nGETS UNDER WAY\nWITH FULL CREW\nScores of Gilbert and Sullivan's'\n\"Pjanoforte,\" which the Musical Society is to produce this year, will be\ngiven out at the sectional rehearsals held this week. Work on the\nopera will commence immediately.\nAs this will be even more difficult\nthan the opera presented last year,\npractices are being started early so\nthat the performance this Spring\nmay be as successful as the very\nfinished production which the Society presented in the \"Pirates of\nPenzance.\"\nHaydn Williams, conductor, has\nbeen working for some time on the\norchestration, farts will be distributed to the orchestra at their practice. The pianists were given their\nscores earlier so that they would be\nprepared for their tryouts which\nwill be held early this week.\nMembers of the Society are asked\nto remember that the Wednesday\npractices will from now on be held\nfrom 3 to 5 Instead of from 4 to 6.\nRehearsals for the week are as follows: Monday, October 26, 12:05,\nmen, and brass section of the orchestra. Tuesday, 12:05, women, and\nstring section of orchestra. Wednesday, 12:05) full orchestral practice.\nWednesday, 3 to 5, ensemble prac-\nyce, and Friday, 12:05, ensemble.\nF. G. C. Wood Made\nHonorary Official\nByTbothClub\nProf; F. O. C. Wood of the English\nDepartment has accepted the position\nof Honorary Grand Scribe of the Society of Thoth, announces St. John\nMadeley, Grand Scribe of the club.\nProfessor Wood was elected to the office at a recent meeting of the society, following his resignation from\nthe Players Club.\nAs Honorary President, of the Play-\ners Club, Professor Wood has long\nbeen associated with campus dramatics, and while his resignation'from\nthe college theatrical club will be\nconsidered a distinct loss to that organization, it is anticlated that his\nexperience will be of considerable\nvalue ln his new field of endeavor,\nthe ballet.\nThe productions of the Society of\nThoth have been features of the annual Homecoming Theatre Night for\ntho past six years, invariably taking\nthe form of a burlesque ballet. The\nclub Is one of the few local societies\nthat are unique to this university,\nhaving no counterpart on the campuses of the continent.\nCanadian U's\nWill Petition\nPrime Minister\nDisarmament Conference Subject\nOf Plea ,\nStudents of U. B. C. today launch\ntheir own part of a Canadian University movement to petition the\nPrime Minister of Canada, Hon. R.\nB. Bennett, to ask that the Dominion of Canada be represented at the\nFebruary disarmament conference at\nGeneva, \"not by men humbled before the Canadian people and all the\npeoples of the world by political\nchains, but by two who have served\ntheir country as prime ministers,\nwhose presence would both give\nweight to Canadian representations\nand reflect the serious thought of\nour best citizens.\"\nUniversity dubs on this campus\nassociated with the movement are\nthe Historical Society, the International Relations Club, Students'\nChristian Movement, the two Oriental groups, the Varsity Christian\nUnion, and the Menorah Society.\nThe first step in the nation-wide\nenterprise was taken by the University of Western Ontario. Students\nof McGill also introduced the petition early In the fall. Other Institutions whose students are actively\nparticipating in the movement include Dalhousie, Acadia, Mount All-\nson. McGill, University of Western\nOntario, University of Manitoba,\nUniversity of B. C.\nMiss Agnes MacPhail, M. P., who\nis to be In the city within a fortnight, will probably speak at U.B.C.\non \"Canada and World Disarmament.\" Arrangements are being\nmade for her to address the students on Tuesday, November 10.\nThe text of the petition, which\nwill be presented to Premier Bennett in two weeks time, will read\nas follows:\nTo the Right Honorable R.B. Bennett, P. C.\u00E2\u0080\u009E Prime Minister of the\nDanish Gymnastic\nTroupe Embodies\nUnique Features\n__-_ ; j ,\nNeils Bukh Had Varied Career Before Developing\nSystem of \"Fundamental Gymnastics\"\nTwenty-five Danish gymnasts under the leadership of Niels\nBukh, arrived in Vancouver at 1:00 p.m. Sunday on the \"Empress of Canada\" in preparation for their scheduled display in\nthe University Gymnasium Monday night.\nMr. Bukh made an inspection of the gymnasium Sunday\nafternoon, and on Monday morning the troupe held a rehearsal\nin the building.\nThe troupe is at present on a tour of the world, their itinerary having thus far included several European and Asiatic\ncountries, including Poland, Soviet Russia, Siberia, China and\n \u00E2\u0080\u0094 \u00E2\u0080\u0094*\u00C2\u00AB\u00E2\u0080\u0094\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0080\u0094$>Japan. From here they Intend to\nt j_ \u00C2\u00BBT\u00C2\u00BB ^ travel eastward visiting lit turn\nJapan History\nParallels West,\nSays Professor\nadian Universities, recognizing the\ngravity of the decisions which will\nbe made at the Geneva Conference\non Disarmament In February, 1182,\nand appreciating the responsibilities which failure in that conference\nwill Impose on the youth of all nations, respectively but earnestly request you as the head of our national government so to select and\ninstruct the representatives of Canada at Geneva as to ensure that\nCanadian influence will be exerted\nvigorously on behalf of significant\nreductions of armaments.\n\"We further suggest that there are\npersons of outstanding ability, not\nnow identified with party conflicts,\nIncluding two who have served then-\ncountry as prime ministers, whose\npresence would both give weight to\nCanadian representations and reflect\nthe serious thought of our best citizens; and we earnestly suggest that\ntlie delegation be in no case dominated by professional experts in the\narmed services, but by statesmen\nrepresenting the higher aspirations\nof the world which were born of the\nGreat War.\"\nThe McGill Daily of October 16,\nannounces a mass meeting of the\nundergraduate body at which Dr.\nMack Eastman, formerly professor of\nHistory at U. B. C. is the prin-\ncipal speaker. The same paper also\npublishes the statement made by\nGeneral Arthur Currie, principal of\nMcGill University, as follows: \"The\nnext disarmament conference must\nsucceed. If it falls\u00E2\u0080\u0094that is, if It\ndoes not ensure an honest and universal reduction in the actual killing and wounding power of arms\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nwe shall see the downfall of our\ninstitutions and the end of Western\ncivilization.\"\nNews & Views\nOf Other U's\nLOST\u00E2\u0080\u0094On campus, full size blue\nnote-book. Return to Earl Vance or!w~r\"\u00C2\u00A3\nbookstore.\nCOMING EVENTS\nToday, Oct. 2T-\nArts '32 Class Draw, noon.\nS.C.M. Address, Aggie 100,\nnoon.\nLiterary Forum, Arts 105.\nV.C.U., Arts 105, 12:05.\nSwimming Club, Arts 108,\n12:15.\nAggie Discussion Club, 4312\nPine Crescent, 8 p.m.\nWednesday, Oct. 28\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nArts '33 Meeting, Arts 100.\n12:15.\nCanadian Rugby, Varsity vs\nMagee, Athletic Park, 3:30\np.m.\nE.I.C., Ap.\nTHIS NEWS RACKET\nSome editors of college newspapers\nOthers, like the one at Duke\n, University, does nothing more his\n\"* senior year than chose the best looking and best dressed girl at the Junior\nProm.\nSc, 100, noon\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094*\nTHE GIFT OF GAB\nDr.- Walter Janes, geologist in a\nSouthern university, states that the\nwomen of today are in many ways\nthe same as those of 10,000 years ago.\nOf 600 skeletons he recently dug up\nin Alabama, all of the women had\ntheir mouths open, /'^right,\nUsslvtrttty Frtss\n3413 West Broadway\nA. 1 Shoe Repair\nShop\narner Sasamat and ltth\nir of Home Oil Station\nFootball Cleats\nBulldog and Panco Soles are\n' \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 your most\neconomical investment\nFrank L Jbtoonbi\nTAILOR\nDry Cleaning \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Pressing\nRemodeling \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Repairs\n4445 W. ltth Ave. P. 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Passenger Agt.\nSey. 8680 517 Granville Street\nVancouver\nUniversity Book Store\nHours: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Saturdays, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.\n*\nLoose-Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books and Scribblers\n% at Reduced Prices\nGraphic and Engineering Paper, Biology Paper.\nLoose-Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink.\nPencil and Drawing Instruments.\nCrepe Paper for Masquerades, etc.\nALL YOUR BOOK SUPPLIES SOLD HERE\n\* - f \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \u00E2\u0096\u00A0\nT\ne*B^B^ss_Mie^ejBjeis^BjejB*ea^s^\nw^\n^\u00E2\u0096\u00A0jpwwnmigfgm\nTuesday, October 27, 1931\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage Three\nSO-HO! SAID\nSAID THE VILLAIN\nThe Muck Page has been accused\nof referring too often to members of\nthe Pub. Board. Admitted. But if\nwe refer to other undergrads, we\nare liable to be hauled up for slander or libel, whichever it is. So we\nslam the members of the Pub.\nThey're used to it.\nJust for fun, we're going to try\nreferring to a couple of undergrads.\nSee how they like it. Do you know\nMr. Richardson? Or Mr. Balnes?\nAsk the Science Faculty. All right\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094let's got\nBalnes: There's a lot of vice-versa\nIn this here publication.\nRichardson: What do you mean,\nvice-versa?\nBalnes: What, you mean to tell me\nyou don't know vice-versa is high-\nhat tor bum poetry?\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nRichardson: (after party) I asked\nher if I could see her home.\nBalnes: What did she lay?\nRichardson: Said she'd send me a\npicture of it.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nBarnes: Read any books lately?\nRichardson: No. But I have written exams on a couple that would\nbe interesting if I had time to read\nthem.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nRichardson: Ever done any outside\nreading?\nBalnes: Tried it once, but It waa\ntoo cold.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 *\nBarnes: I can't remember the\nwords of that new song, , .\nRichardson: That's great-now til\nyou've got to do _ to forget the\ntune.\nRichardson: My good man, are\nyou ever troubled by evil thoughts?\nBalnes: Naw, I like 'em.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 * *\nVoice on phone: Balnes is ill today, and unable to attend classes.\nHe wishes me to notify you.\nProf: All right, who's speaking?\nV. O. P. This is my room-mate.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 * \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nRichardson: What are they looking for?\nBalnes: Looking for a drowned\nman.\nRichardson: Whadda they want\none for?\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nBalnes: Where you going?\nRichardson: (also soused) Don't\ntell me. Let me guess.\nStop-stop: Oh, Go-go, I've been\nstung by a wasp!\nGo-go: Quick, put some amonia\non It.\nStop-stop: I can't, it's gone.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nSchultz: The lady can't see you,\nshe's ln her bath.\nDonaldson: That's all right, tell\nher I'm selling .soap.\nANNE'S TEA HOUSE\nThe Right Place to eat.\nLunches, Teas, Short Orders.\nHome Cooking. Moderate Prices\nUniversity students feel at home here\n1498 W. 10th Ave. Near Bus Stop\nSmart\nGUARANTEED\nWATERPROOF\nIn the wanted cream\nshade\u00E2\u0080\u0094and in Trench\nStyle\nC. D. Bruce\nLIMITED\nCor. Hastings and Homer\nDUlfBAR HEMHTS\nTAXI\n10th and Sasamat\nPhones: DAY, ELL. 1551\nNIGHT, BAY. 8359\nPractice What\nYou Preach\n\"I am strongly ln favor- of dress-\nreform,\" stated Mr. R. W. McGoofus,\ncandidate for Junior Member. \"We\nmen wear too many clothes. Why,\nI remember at a poker party one\nnight...,\" \"I don't think that would\nbe suitable for publication,\" murmured the reporter. \"Ye*, yes, of\ncourse, 1 understand,\" said Mr. McGoofus sympathetically.\n\"Although it Is true,\" continued\nMr. McGoofus, \"that Mahatma Gandhi is no relation of mine, I look\nupon him as a great dress-reformer.\nHe Is an ideal example. He Is a\nshining light to any group of dress-\nreformers . I recommend,\" continued\nMr. McGoofus thoughtfully, \"an open\nshirt and a pair of short trousers,\nwith plenty of ventilation. In fact,\"\nhe added, \"lace might well be used\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nexcept here and there,\" he said hastily, \"this thing must not be carried\ntoo far.\" Gently Mr. McGoofus\nknocked a vase onto the floor. \"1\ndo not like that shade of blue,\" he\nexplained, smilingly.\n\"Mr. Ztlch-Mr. Zero Zacharlah\nZilch, I mean\u00E2\u0080\u0094is net in favor of\ndress-reform, I understand. He is\ntoo conservative. He ia not doing\nright by our Varsity. He is deluding\nhla supporters\u00E2\u0080\u0094few though I suspect\nthem to be. He is positively cruel\nto them, denying them \"sunshine la\ngreat gobs,\" as the poet has so aptly\nput it. Did I ever tell you that\nstory about Mr. Zilch\u00E2\u0080\u0094Mr. Zero Zacharlah Zlloh? It well illustrates hit\ncruelty.\" \"Shoot,\" said the reporter.\nMr. McGoofus, with his well-known\ncomprehension of modern slang, understood this statement after a little\nless than ten minutes meditation.\n\"Well, It's like this,\" he said finally.\n\"Mr. Zilch\u00E2\u0080\u0094I refer to Mr. Zero Zacharlah Zilch, of course, please do not\nmisunderstand me\u00E2\u0080\u0094went up to a\nFreshette, and says to her, seise,\nHello, baby' and she sex, sesshe, 'I\ndon't think I know you,' so he sea,\nsesse, 'Don't you remember the boy\nwho used to pull your pigtails in\nschool?' So she see, sesshe, Oh, was\nthat you?' And he ses, sezse In a\nnasty voice, 'No, that waa my father.'\nAnd so to all of Mr. Zllch's supporters\u00E2\u0080\u0094Mr. Zero Zacharlah Zllch's\nsupporters\u00E2\u0080\u0094I say: Remember his\ncruelty. Remember he Is deceiving\nyou. Rufus McGoofus for ever!\"\nTHE INNER LIFE\nOF LOUIS XIV\nOr\nHow He Ate His Lunch\nChoice Chapeaux\nTen minutes after election results\ncame out last night, Rufus McGoofus had retrieved his hat. Only a\nweek ago It was announced that he\nhad thrown it into the ring when\nCouncil accepted his nomination for\nJunior Member.\n.\"Nqt because I wanted to wear It,\"\nexplained the defeated candidate,\n\"but because it was my hat and 1\npaid for it I may wish to enter poll-\ntics again.\"\nThe picture shows two of Washout's hats one of which he tossed\nInto the ring last week. The other he\nuses for a rugby helmet. Both are\nperfect fits and McGoofus, although\na supporter of dress-reform, would\nnot, part with them for the world.\nHe says he wil sell them for two bits\napiece.\nAsenath: \"Who were Moses' parents?\"\nDavid P. Todd: \"Pharoah's daughter.\"\nCease: \"Why, nonsense. She found\nMoses in the bullrushes.\"\nD. P. T: \"That's her story.\"\nAqua: \"Might I have this dance'\"'\nRosemary: \"Yes, you mite.\"\nAnother Sweet Young Thing: \"I'm\nafraid I must refuse this dance.\nYour breath smells of gin.\"\nJakeway: \"Oh, don't get excited.\nI'm trying to get rid of that Lister-\nine smell.\"\nHenderson: \"I see where they had\nto fire a couple of Freshmen from\nthe rugby team for misappropriation\nof funds.\"\nRoot: \"Yeah?\"\nHenderson: \"Yeah. They took\nsome of the money intended to buy\nliniment and used it for their own\nends.\"\nCATERING\nFor your next party don't forget to cali Winifred's\nabout Prices\nWinnifrecPs Lunch\n(Opposite Hotel Vancouver)\n7 A.M.\u00E2\u0080\u009412 P.M.\nBy Zola Oblois Elbseianeur\n\"Zounds!\" cried the King of\nFrance as he gazed at his vassals\naround him making wassail in the\nbanquet hall In the palatial palace\nOf Varsye, \"Tis indeed a group of\nworthless rascals. Ah and Ods Bodkins! for the days of D'Artagnen and\nthe battles with the Duke of Buckingham and Richelieu. Naught do\nmy subjects but grow fat ln \u00C2\u00A3eace and\nwax merry ln festivals. My horse\nfor a kingdom! Damn, I mean my\nkingdom for a horse whereon I\ncould sally forth, fifth and yea even\nsixth did I have a steed. Alack, I\nfear that this peace la verily a horse\non me.\nWhereupon the king fell to musing\nsadly and all the courtiers let him\nfall and kept on wassailing and merging.\nThen into the hall there burst a\nmessenger wearing the ebonpolnt of\nof the Due de Bergonde. He (the\nmessenger please, not the Duo) slid\nacross the waxed floor to the foot\nof the throne, dismounted from his\nsteed and fell dead with the message falling from his outstretched\nhand.\nThe king awoke from hla reverie\nwhere he had been counting up to\nten time and again, lumped with Joy\nand cried, \"A horse, a horse. Is it\nmine or Is it Just another dark\nhorse?\" '\"Tis thine, oh Sovereign\nand half-crown of France,\" salaamed the courtiers. \"Open the door\nand don't salaam it again,\" shouted\nthe monarch, and I will road this\nmessage.\"\nHe then read the note to his\nsteaming vassals who were carrying\na heavy cargo of intoxicants at the\ntime.\u00E2\u0080\u0094\"Je vals ches voue. Mais\no'est la plume de ma tanto. Avos-\nvous faime, mon cher Due? Oul,\nmop ami o'est la guerre, toujours la\nguerre. -Voire ami ave mille amMes\nDue de Bergonde.\"\nThe Xing at once translated the\nmesage for those of his subjects who\nhad yet to pass French 1.\n\"I, the Due de Bergonde, whose\nlife you once reserved, am now in'\na Jam\u00E2\u0080\u0094verily a grape Jam\u00E2\u0080\u0094in fact\nIt is a pretty pickle. But at present\nI must beg of thee and thine to\ncome unto mine aid, for Burgundy\nhas again unloosed the dogs of war\nand my wife is so afraid of hydrophobia she will not budge from the\nhouse. Please come and budget.\"\n\"Sacre Norn d'un nom,\" ejaculated\nthe court Jester, one Emll Gorenflot\nZilch by name, \"Burgundy shall\nwhine. We will start a champagne\nimmediately.\" And then he fell Into\na fit of laughter at his own puns\narid was slowly booted out of the\nroom by all the courtiers except one\nwho tried a drop-kick, and missed.\n\"Gentlemen,\" hallooed the King,\n\"We must say farewell to the arms\nof the fair ones and bid how do to\nthe stern realities against the Bur-\ngundlan who would do wrong by\nour nation.\" As one the courtiers\nlifted their swords and shouted\n\"Ave Caesare, Moratorium te saluta-\nmus!\"\n\"And again gentlemen I sound the\nralylng cry of royal France\u00E2\u0080\u0094A mol!\nA mol!\" shouted the King.\n\"A mol Semple McPherson?\"\nqueried the Jester who had sneaked\nback into the hall.\n\"No,\" hissed the King. \"A mol\nalone because I love you.\"\nThat sort of thing could have gone\non all night but the King soon put\na stop to it. So the King ordered\nmore Canada Dry and said to his\nsubjects, \"To war. But first let us\ndrink and feast and dine and wine\nand eat and Imbibe for after us\nSomes the League of Nations. So\nshout with me\u00E2\u0080\u0094all for one and one\ntor all and me for you and you and\nyou for me and tea for two and two\nfor tea and one for a dime and three\nfor a quarter.\"\n\"Huzza!\" shouted the court plastered, and outside the rabble shouted, \"Hurrah,\" not being able to afford the more expensive huzzas.\nAt that time the queen who had\nbeen sleeping quietly In the throne\nnext to the King's, moved uneasily\nand muttered, \"Don't snore so loudly Egbert.\" (The King's name was\nLouis).\nLet the reader draw a fairly heavy\ncurtain over the next scene where\nthe King berates his consort and\nberates her fairly lowly.\n* \u00C2\u00AB \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nThe first rosy blush of dawn\ncomes creeping over the remains of\nthe feast in the palace of Varsye and\nblushes even more when it sees the\nwreckage of a night of wassailing.\nAs the sun's golden rays (Advt.)\nstrike the King who sleeps peacefully under the table, he awakes,\nmoves around a bit and then jumps\nto his feet only to find that they\nare someone else's and he has to\nMUCKATORIAL\nn\nWe regret to announce that our candidate for the post\nof Junior Member, Rufus Washout McGoofus, has been defeated by a one-vote majority. This is heartbreaking news.\nRufus lost the election because some one did not vote. A careful check up on the voters' list shows that two Sciencemen,\nthree Aggies, and one partial student did not exercise their right\nof franchise. So much for their college spirit.\nIf these scoundrels had had enough real backbone to dare\nthe perils of the Students' Council office and cast their votes,\nwe do not hesitate to say that tha outcome would have been\ntotally different. However, as Z. _. Zilch was defeated by an\noverwhelming plurality, the true issue of the election has not\nbeen lost to the world in general and to the U. B. C. in particular. Zilch Is a scurvy rogue, as everyone but Zilch knows,\nand is unworthy of the honor of the position of Junior Member.\nThe issue of the day is based upon dress reform. Dress\nreform, therefore, is the issue of the hour. Z. Z. Zilch Is against\nreform, as it does away with cigars. No man wearing a dinky\npair of shorts, and a diminutive gym shirt, can look dignified\nsmoking a cigar. Dignity is all that Z. Z. Zilch possesses. Rufus\nW., the people's zoological choice, can look dignified in anything. This is because he ia a graduate. The columns of this\npage, from now on, will debate the pros and amateurs of the\nsubject.\nLitany Coroner\ni\nSomeone\nHas said\nThat Fielding\nCould have filled\nA Litany Coroner\nColumn\nIn one and one half\nSeconds\nBut\nThis Is untrue,\nBecause\nEven I can't.\nAutumn leaves\nAre falling\nIt's funny\nBut leaves always\nFall\nIn the Autumn.\nMaybe\nThat's why\nThe Autumn\nIs called\nThe Fall,\nAnd then\nAgain\nMaybe\nNot.\n\"NIX ON THE INTROSPECTION\"\n\"TALE OF THE PUB.\"\nThe Cherub, broken-hearted,\nHas fired his whole Muck staff,\nBecause they failed completely\nTo make the students laugh.\nAmends he's vainly seeking\nTo make on their behalf.\nIt seems it was their practise,\nIn a most repellent way,\nTo advertise the doings\nOf \"much-touted clowns\" each day-\nBecause they were the only ones\nWith novel things to say.\nHowever, it shall be no more,\nFor Cherub's been confined\nFor days to studying mighty works,\nWhich definitely defined\n\"How To Amuse And Cater\nTo The Undeveloped Mind.\"\nEd. Note: Will the person who\nwrote this poem please leave his or\nher name with the Muck Editor, as\nhe would like to make his, OR HER,\nacquaintance.\nThe Pub\nI* going\nTo the bow-wows.\nHere we've\nBeen working\nFor three weeks\nAnd the\nPhohe book\nIs still Intact:\nAnd nobody\nHas started\nTo paint\nThe radiators\nWith red ink\nOr anything.\nWhat a life!\nBOARD\nDouble or single room with good\nboard in lovely new home for male\nstudents. Home privileges. 4480 W.\n5th Avenue.\nloudly and then shaking himself he\ncries to his men, \"To arms! To arms!\nSince the Duke of Burgandy is mine\ncousin this battle shall be catch as\nkith kin.\" Thus they,sallied to the\narmories to sally unto war and to\nsally in their alley and out Into the\ncobbled street.\nLocal Man Found\nShot in Garage\nBLURBS AND GROANS]\nAND ALSO MOANS\nOr\nLetters To The Editor\nNow Maybe You'll Read It\n\"I am confident that I shall be\nejected by a thumping majority,\"\nquoth Zlmple Zlmon Zilch, candidate\nfor the office of Junior Member, in\na special Interview to the \"Muck\nPage\" once upon a time.\n\"Of course, I don't really like to\nmention it, but my opponent Mr.\nRufus McGoofus is a graduate and\nIs therefore illegible. In fact any\nthinking person can read him like a\nbook. I admit that Council has\nwaived his disqualifications but ia it\na permanent votive?\" he queried\nNow my candltature is based on my\noutstanding qualities. Why, In lineups in the Cat. or for Frosh Recap\ntlon tickets I can outstand any body.\nThis will be of great use to me when\nI am on Council as Council hu to\nstand a lot and it takes much of self'\ncontrol to do that.\nMcGoofus has or will advocate a\npolicy of economy, which is merely\ncopying candidates for the last eight-\nteen years. I consider this a policy\nfraught with danger as someday\nCouncil may even out down on Its\nsuppers in the Caf. and do without\nolives.\nInstead of decreasing expenditures\nI should raise more money. There\nare many ways ln which one could\ncapitalize campus activities. For instance, why not charge admission to\nthe performances of the Women's Education Gym Classes? Why not\ncharge commission on the crap games\nIn the Pub and Caf? Why not I ask?\nAnd the answer comes back, why\nnot?\n\"In conclusion,\" concluded Mr. Z.\nZ. Zilch, \"I would like to conclude.\nMy platform demands the abolition\nof the Students' Council. What this\ncountry needs Is more money. That's\nwhat I am here for. The only way\nCouncil keeps the money circulating\nis by passing the buck. We need more\nmoney, why not throw open the\nFrosh reception to the public and\nthen hold it somewhere else? And\nstill the answer comes back, why\nnot?\nI hear that McGoofus Intends to\nrun for Council. Now I ask you, does\nCouncil need a Junior Member or\nonly an errand boy. And again the\nanswer comes back, what's the dlff?\nNextly I must protest against the\nunfair treatment I have received in\nthe Ubyssey. My name have been\nmis-stated. Five columns were de\nvoted to McGoofus and only one to\nme. I have been accused of rank\nplagiarism. My motto was incom\npletely quoted. It is \"what McOoof\nus hath done, Zilch could do only he\nwas brung up proper.\" Other phrases\nare \"Zilch for Zuccezz,\" \"Zilch, the\nman with omission,' and \"Vote for\nZilch and keep your money at home\nIn a strong box.\"\n\"With these shibboleths I am confident that I shall be swept Into office by the students and out again\nby the janitor,\" he animadverted.\n\"I thank you ladies and gentlemen.\nI thank you. I thank you. Thank\nyou.\"\nHARYA ROD?\nDear Cherub:\nIt seems that even in the few short\nyears that have elapsed since the\nfrogs first decorated the Lily Pond,\nthe student body has forgotten their\nimport and significance. Several conjectural and lamentably ignorant art-\ntides have been published ln the official bulletin of the oracle of Etaoin (which I have been informed is\nunder your care) which give highly\nInnacurate explanations of the statues before tiie library. This, my\ndear Cherub, cannot, must not,\nshould not, may not and ought not to\ngo on. Permit me to recount the\ntrue origin of these famous memorials.\nLong, long ago, the year before\nlast, Prof. Gargle McHootch, that\nworld-famous savant and head of the\nlocal Strabotomy Department, celebrated hla eighty-third birthday. To\nmemorialise the event, the first of\nits kind on record, the Professor decided to present the University with\na fitting symbol of the occasion, to\nwith, the frogs.\nThese sculptural monuments represent the three graces, only there\nare but two. Originally it was intended to portray Faith, Hope and\nCharity, but after a protracted survey of the local student body the\ndonor was forced to the conclusion\nthat the atudenta were hopeless, and\nso only Faith and Charity were-left.\nThese two are sometimes known as\nBefore and After, since before entering tiie University, students live\non Faith, and after leaving they live\noh Charity. Tho waters of the pond\nrepresent the Well of Knowledge and\nnaturally the creatures having recourse to it spend their lives In\nspouting. The reptilian nature of the\nmonuments was doubtless suggested\nby tha Science faculty, while the\ncolor needs no comment.\nIncidentally I lament the fact that\nthe Muck Page has felled recently\nto Interview Prof. McHootch upon\nthe problems of the hour. Trusting\nto see this omission rectified hi the\nnear future, I remain,\nYours more or less,\nR. A. P.\nShame On You\nMcGoofus\nTHE SAGA OF SELAMINA STITCH\nBy Herself\nTHE PROPOSAL\nPart One\nFor three weeks I have been trying to drag a proposal from the reluctant lips of the well-known, but\noh, so-backward, Mr. Rufus W. McGoofus. Every known and many unknown and ingenious methods have\nI tried with all the diplomacy and\ndexterity at my command, but alas!\nRufus Is Invincible.\nBut last night\t\nRufus sat beside me on the jogging street car and we were Jolted\ndown-town together. The city lights\nhad already started to twinkle and\nflash, and Rufie and I discussed the\nEinstein Theory, or rather, our leek\nof understanding that simple little\nitem about relativity.\nFrom that subject it was but a\nslight Jump to \"why men wear\nboiled shirts with tuxedos\" and we\nwere Just agreeing that the course\nin Muckology was the best on the\nCampus when.....\nSuddenly Rufus turned and rested\nhis eyes unflinchingly on thi seven\nfreckles that mar the beauty of my\n\"Selamina,\" he said abruptly. \"Will\nyou-I mean, could you....?\" '\nI nodded reassuringly. At last, I\nthought, my efforts will be rewarded. Rufus is going to pop the ques-\nWESTERN ONION CABLEGRAM\nALEXIS KOHTOFF,\nARTS '35, U. B. C.\nWISH TO DENY RUMOR STOP GO AM NOT RELATED TO RUFUS W MCGOOFUS STOP GO BEST\nWISHES STOP STAY STOPPED\nMAHATMA GANDHI\nOCT 26 1931\nZILCH AQA1N\nDear Mr. Muck Editor:\nWill you please tell me how old\nMr. Zilch is? I met a man on the\ncampus the other day who said his\nname was Zilch. He was very old\nlooking, .with snow white beard and\na jolly looking red face. He wore a\nred canvas shirt, and called me honey. Do you think that was any of\nhis beesiness? He told me he was\nan Important man around the Uni-\nversity.and that he would try and\ndate me at Christmas. Do you think\nthat he was the real Mr. Zilch?\nYours hesitantly,\nZUUEKA\n* \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 *\nEditor's reply:\nDo not pin your faith to any man\nwho wears a red shirt and calls himself Mr. Zilch. The person whom you\nsaw was probably Santa Claus. Perhaps It was a Sclenceman in disguise, especially since his nose was\nred.\n\"Do you think you could-that is\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094 M\n^^n.....\nI flashed the famous Selamina\nsmile on aim. Not to flatter myself,\nI know that I am irresistable. The\nwonder is that Rufus had held back\nso long, for In the last three weeks\nI had tried soft music dim lights,\nsUvery moons. Listening to the lew\nmoan of the waves, sitting near a\ngolden beach flooded by the light\nof the stars, I had endeavoured to\npersuade Rufus to tell me of the\nlove I knew racked his brain.\nI had used the most eaetlc g*f*/<\nfumaa SllB - JB__ ta_Bl_0__ S___L.\nparaded before U* la ltee*r wes^e*\nsports clothes and soft transparent\nall-exposing evening gowns. I had\nbeen the ideal home girl, I had been\nsuper-sophisticated, bored and blase.\nI had even resorted (let me whisper it) . to intoxicating beverages,\nsuch as milk, honey dew, and on\none memorable occasion, Plain Cold\nWater. Alack! Rufus McGoofus was\na steadfast man. He came through it\nall unscathed, the proposal unsaid.\nBut last night, jogging by my side In\na crowded number 13 car, Rufus\nturned to me with the love light in\nhis eyes.\n\"Selamina,\" he said, \"will you-\ncould .you\u00E2\u0080\u0094would you\u00E2\u0080\u0094oh, Belie,\nwill yer gimmie a bit of gum*\"\nNote: Further adventures of Selamina Stitch in her breath-taking\nattempts to win the love of Rufus\nW. McGoofus will appear In an early\nIssue.\nEd. Note: Oh Yeah?\nDear Sir:\nI quite agree with Constant Reader\nin his criticism of the Muck-a-Muck\npage. The whole staff seems to take\ngreat delight in publishing a conglomeration of bilge which is very\nhard to stomach. This has been the\nmain fault of the page Over since It\nbegan, although of late the quality\nhas improved somewhat. Yes\u00E2\u0080\u0094I think\nso. Perhaps one good suggestion\nwould be to abolish the page alto-\nMcCullough: This love business gives\nme a pain in the neck.\nMcCulloch: Maybe you are too\nathletic about It.\n* * \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nJoyce: What would you do if I\nshould cry?\nGeorge: I'd hang out a sign, \"Wet\nPaint.\"\ngather, another would be to abolish\nthe rest of the paper, and run only\nthe Muck-a-Muck page. But my style\nverges on that awful' jargon which\nthe numbskulls of the Muck page\nuse. Please put me on record as being in favor of Constant Reader, and\na staunch supporter of your worthy\npaper.\nYours truly,\nIVAN OLE KOHTOFF\nTHEY LAUGHED\nWhen I sat down to play chess,\nBut\nThey laughed still more when I upset the board\nBE POPULAR. LEARN TO PLAY CHESS AT HOME\nIN 85 EASY LESSONS\nSuccess guaranteed with our new easy method\nUNIVERSAL CHESS GO.\nNew York, U. S. A.\nSucce;\nJ\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2..\u00E2\u0080\u0094\u00C2\u00AB:\nstart all over again. He awakens\nthe rest of the court by yawning j PARIS, BERLIN, MOSCOW, ETC\nDo You Know How\nTo Thank Your Hostess Properly After the Party?\nIf not, sneak out in a Pair of Kohtoff's Mucklucks\nManufactured in Timbuctoo from high grade Morocco\nleather\nDon't forget Kohtoff's Mucklucks, Good to the Last\nSneak r\n\*mF*v^lfns!!f\u00E2\u0084\u00A2ggsr ^tjr^-jf\ns-^ ^-fa^^^F-i'W*W^'^^S\ny^T^^^^T^X\n^^^^^^^^^^^^^^W~\nmmm\n*TT \"W^ ^T-\"^- ^\nPage Pour\nCHE UBYSSEY\nTuesday, October 27, 1981\nSoccermen in Victory\nOver Sons of England;\nMundaytores Twice\nIn a game which was featured by plenty of action, Varsity's Second Division Soccer Team won a clear-cut 2-fr triumph\nover Sons of England on Saturday at McBride Park. Odie\nMunday capped a stellar performance at inside right, by scoring a fine goal in each half of the game and accounting for his\nteam's margin of victory. \"Piccolo\" Pete Frattinger kept a\nclose watch over the Blue and Gold citadel at Varsity's end of\nthe field, and sailed through some panicky situations in a manner that brought forth some well earned applause.\nT)te game started off with Varsity.*.\nfacing a strong wind which Sons of\nEngland quickly made of material assistance in their attack. Grant and\nVollans, University backs, soon found\nthemselves ln difficulties and were\nforced to concede comer after comer\nfrom which the Bona were at times\nunfortunate in not scoring. On a\nsally into enemy territory, Millar McGill gave the visitors' cohorts an awful\nturn when he stood in front of their\ngoal with not a soul around to stop\nhim, but deciding there wasn't enough\nopposition to make things interesting\nhe turned the ball past the goal,\nand did the opposition a kindness.\nOnce'he had concluded this strange\ninterlude with himself, Millar turuod\nIn and played some dandy football\nfor the remainder of the game.\nJust before the Interval, Archie\nMacDougall placed a beautiful shot\nfrom a free kick right into the goal\nmouth, and Odie Munday, using perfect Judgment, headed the ball out of\nthe goalie's heads for Varsity's first\ncounter. At tiie other end, Frattinger worked like a Trojan to help his\nteam-mates keep their lead until the\nwhistle blew for half-time.\nAfter the oranges, the game speeded.\nup a little with the Blue and Gold\nsquad pressing Bona of England hard.\nJimmy Smith at outside right, who\nplayed a sound game right from the\nstart, did some fine work in this half\n.and wee unfortunate in not breaking\nlute the score sheet He put in two\nlovely shots, one which the Sons'\nnet-minder just barely managed to\ntip over the cross-bar, and another\nwhich had everybody beaten but unfortunately hit the post. Odie Mun-\n'day ended the scoring with another\nnice goal.\nBesides those already mentioned,\nLaurie and Dave Todd were very\nmuch in the picture, while Costain\nshowed flashes of his real form. Captain Paul Kozoolin played the game\nthroughout with an injured foot and\ncertainly deserves credit for his performance under such a handicap.\nThe team: Frattinger; Grant and\nVollans; Kozoolin, Costain, and MacDougall; J. Smith, Otis Munday, M.\nMcGill, Dave Todd and Laurie Todd.\nGRID SQUAD\nBEATS V.A.C.\nON SATURDAY\nVarsity's senior city Canadian rug\nby squad broke into the. win column\nSaturday when they defeated the\nV. A. C. team 13-3 at McBride Park.\nThe game was played on a greasy\nfield which proved a hazard to tack-\nlers and eliminated any possibilities of aerial attacks. Both teams\nput up a good battle, line play on\neach side featuring the game. The\nstudents had a decisive edge on the\nVacs ln the matter of ball handling.\nIn the first quarter the play\nranged from end to end with neither\nteam having sufficient force to go\nover. Varsity triad the only forward\npass of the game which went over\nthe receiver's head. In tiie second\nsession the Blue and Gold secured\npossession of the ball on the Clubbers' ten yard line and pounded\ntheir way through for the initial\ntouch, Knight carrying the ball and\nHlsette converting. For the rest of\nthe quarter neither team got within scoring distance and the half ended with the Point Grey lads leading\n6-0.\nIn tiie third canto the Vacs got\ngoing In smoother , formation and\nmarked up three points with a kick\nto the deadline and a safety touch.\nThe fourth session found Varsity\npressing strongly and with the game\nnearly over Henderson broke away\nfor a nice run stopping at V. A, C.'s\n15 yard line. On the next play he\ncarried the ball over for tiie second\ntouch of the game. Hlsette again\nconverted ending the score.\nHenderson was outstanding for\nU. B. C, while Knight, Hlsette,\nBowers and Stewart showed up effectively.\nRuggers Lose\nDouble Header\nAt Douglas Pk.\nBoth the Varsity second and third\ndivision English rugby teams lost at\nDouglas Park on Saturday, the intermediates suffering a 21-0 defeat\nat the hands of Marpole while the\nFrosh went > down 12-0 before Ex-\nNormal.\nThe Intermediates were never in\nthe picture against the league leaders, seldom getting beyond the halfway mark. Marpole ran over four\ntries In the first half, the three-\nquarters doing all the scoring despite a sloppy field. The second\nhalf was a repetition, ot the first,\nwith the Marpole backs plajgng\ntheir usual brilliant game to run in\nanother nine points before the final\nwhistle.\nThe Frosh had much more of the\nplay against Ex-Normal' than the\nscore Indicates, but lacked tiie extra\npower to cross the line. Varsity\nmissed many easy chances to score\non penalty kicks, and threw three\npoints away when they allowed Nixon to score while under the impression that hf had over-run the sideline. The U. B. C. scrum played\nwell but the backs lost chances\nthrough hesitation. Nixon figured\nlargely In the scoring for Ex-Normal\nwhile no one was outstanding for\nthe Frosh.\nCo-ed Hockeyists\nDefeated in Two\nGarnet Saturday\nU. B. C. was defeated 2-1 and Varsity 4-0 in women's grass hockey\ngames Saturday.\nThe Varsity team was rearranged\nfor this game and the team as a\nwhole played better than it has\npreviously. On the other hand, the\nU. B. C. line-up was weaker and\nhad a hard time holding its own on\nthe slippery field.\nBoth games were played at Strathcona Park, Varsity played Ex-Magee. Varsity's 'centre forward, Isabel MacArthur showed up very well\nconsidering the fact that It was her\nfirst hockey game this season. She\nand Eileen Allchln could not tally\nalthough they made many rushes at\nthe opposing goal. The new goalie\nfor Varsity was really the backbone\nof the team, and made many beautiful saves.\nThe U.B.C team played the North\nVancouver Grads immediately following the Varsity game.\nThis game was fast and furious,\nU. B. C. scoring easily in the first\nperiod through Bea Sutton. Carol\nSellars and VI Mellish tried very\nhard to score but the count remained 1-0 at the end of the first\nhalf.\nThe North Shore players evened\nthe score during the first few minutes of the second period. Another\ngoal felowed soon after. This made\nthe score 2-1 in favor of North Van.\n.From then on both teams tried hard\nto add more points, but each held\nthe other. Mamie McKee, Mabel\nBrown, Elmi Teppo and Rosalind\nYoung all showed up well for U.B.C.\nStick Wielders\nProve Superior\nTo Cricketers\nThe Varsity men's grass hockey\nteam struck its stride Saturday when\nit handed the Cricketers a 2-0 walloping at Connaught Park.\nCricketers were handlcaped by\nthe absence of one player but despite this drawback they made several dangerous attacks on the college goal early in the game. The\nVarsity defense, however was sound\nand half-time came round without\na tally for either side. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nSoon after the cross o-ei Punnett\nfollowed up a long drive from centre\nfield to beat the Bat WIc'.Jks custodian and draw first blood. Fallowing this affront Cricketeron concentrated their strength in th? front\nline and presed heavily about the\nVarsity circle. Spurrier, the college\nstar centre half, hurt his shoulder\nand went to the wing where ho was\ncompelled to play with one hand.\nCricketers forced several corners\nand the resultant shots gave Selder\nin the Varsity net plenty to think\nabout. About five minutes fro.i;\ntime the Blue and Gold forwards\nbroke through and Snowslll bulged\nthe net for the second college mark-\ner following a melee In front of the\nCricketer goal mouth.\nOn thc student team Spurrier as\nusimI was a tower of stro.itfth tit\ncentre half while Jakeway, also on\niho middle line, succeeded in checking his man consistently. Among\nthe ?oiwards Knight and But were\noutstanding.\nThe team: Selder, Delap, Ly\u00C2\u00BB^\nDICKS\nReorganization tali\nNew Fall Suite and Overcoats\nValues to $35.00\nSUITS\u00E2\u0080\u0094Dapper new fall fabl\nrlcs styled In up to the minute\nmodels for young men. 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