"CONTENTdm"@en . "http://resolve.library.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/catsearch?bid=1211252"@en . "University Publications"@en . "2015-07-23"@en . "1939-02-21"@en . "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/Ubysseynews/items/1.0124218/source.json"@en . "application/pdf"@en . " POTLAOH\nPALOMAR\nTHURSDAY\nPublished Twice Weekly by The Publications Board of The Universtyi of British Columbia\n\"SERENADE\"\nWEDNESDAY\nAUDITORIUM\nVol. XXI.\nVANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 19:39\nNo. 34\nHEADLINE\nFrom Canadian\nUniversity Press\nFEATURES\nBy JOHN H. MacDONALD\nKINGSTON, Ont.\u00E2\u0080\u0094One of the first\nUniversity activities to engage the\nattention of the Federation was debating and for many years the Federation has sponsored tours of debaters across Canada. Most of these\n\u00E2\u0096\u00BA tours have been highly Instructive\nand fairly popular. Teams have been\nbrought from the United States,\nOreat Britain and Australia and\nCanadian teams have toured Oreat\nBritain and the United States. The\nFederation has also sponsored several\nbi-lingual debates.\nHowever, during the past few years\nlt has been felt by the members that\nthis particular form of debating has\nnot been as popular as lt onoe was.\nThe .oson for this is that when a\nvisiting debating team sets foot on a\nparticular Oampus it ls necessary for\nthe local debating society to entertain the visitors\u00E2\u0080\u0094often for several\ndays. Such entertainment has proved\nonerous on more than one Students'\nOounoil budget.\nIn view of complaints of this nature voiced at the biennial meeting\nof the Federation in Winnipeg laat\nwinter lt has been decided by the\nFederation to abandon, at least temporarily, this type of debating. It ls\ntrue that a visiting team travelled\nacross Canada this winter and passed\nthrough most Canadian Universities.\nHowever, lt must be pointed out that\nthis engagement was entered into\nwell ln advance and that the decision\nto meet this team had been made\nlong before the Meeting at Winnipeg\nin the winter of 1037.\nNEW POLICY.\nIn view of the wishes of the members of the Federation expressed at\nthe last biennial meeting lt was decided to revive the old form of radio\ndebating. The former Radio Broadcasting Commission sponsored a\nnumber of Radio debates and indeed\noffered a cup to the winning team ln\na series of trans-Canada debates.\nThe Federation is going to revive\nthis type of debating, ln a modified\nform next winter, and lt is hoped\nthat the former handsome trophy\nwill again be put up for competition.\nBesides sponsoring these Canadian\nInter-colleglate debates the Federation plans an interesting series of\nInternational Debates along the line\nof those sponosred by the Columbia\nBroadcasting By tern in the United\nStates and already plans are under\nway for a series of Canadian-American debates on matters of topical\ninternational interest.\nSkating Party\nGains for Fund\nAs proceeds from its skating party\nat the Forum last December, a sum\nof thirty-flve dollars has been presented to the Brock Memorial Fund\nby the Alpha Delta PI sorority.\nThe party wns organized by\nEleanor Bossy, Alice Gavin, and\nMarlon Kersey, members of the\nsorority. Tickets were sold both\noutside and, on the campus.\nCommenting upon the much-appreciated donation, Carson McGulre\nremarked that \"it ahowa what amall\ncluba and organization can do, and\nare doing, towards the provision for\nthe election and furnishing of the\nproposed Union Building.\"\nTentative copies of the examination Hint, table for the Faculty\nof Arts and Science have heen\nposted on the notice hoards in\nthe Arts Building. Students who\nflr.d a \"Clash\" in their time table\nure asked to report AT ONCE (In\nwriting) to the Registrar's Office.\nNo chunge can be made after\nFKHIIUAKV 33.\nSTANLEY W. MATHEWS.\nDAL RICHARDS' ORCHESTRA, which will be providing the tom-tom\nbeats and the Indian Brave music for the Potlach Thursday evening ln the\nPalomar. Vocal selections will be provided by the petite Judy Richards.\nBoth the use of the ballroom and the services of the orchestra are being\noffered free of charge ln aid of th Brock Memorial Fund.\n\"YOUTH MARCHES ON\" STAR\nINTERVIEWED BY UBYSSEY\nConstitution\nPassed For\nCoed Sports\nThe constitution for a Women's\nAthletic Directorate was unanimously passed' at the combined W.U.S.-\nW.A.Ai meeting Monday noon.\nThe new organisation will completely sever the control of women's\nathletics from that of the Men's\nAthletic Association..\nOBJECT EFFICIENCY\nThe object of the Directorate is to\ngive \"maximum efficiency and cooperation ln the administration of the\nextra-mural end lntra-rnural athletic\nprogramme of the University.\"\nThe Directorate is designed to\nto carry out long-term policies by\nestablishing a continuity ln Its personnel, which will Include the President of Women's Athletics, the Director of Women's Physical Education,\ntwo student representatives, and two\nfaculty representatives.\nSENIORS AND JUNIORS .\nOne of these latter shall be a member of the University Council on Athletics and Physical Education.\nThe Directorate shall appoint\nSenior and Junior managers on tha\nrecommendation of the presidents\nof the olubs and will act In an advisory capacity to them.\nIt shall also appoint coaches, and\npresent budgets of all women's at-\nletlc clubs to Students' Council for\napproval.\nBy SCOTTY\nTo start an Interview story with\na quotation seems too trite for words\ndoesn't it; but we nearly did lt. Last\nweek we noticed ln the downtown\npress a splash or so about a film\ncalled \"Youth Marches On\", starring\nCecil Broadhurst, and Including on\nthe cast three U.B.O. students. At\nonce lt became a matter of interest\nto this paper.\nPERSONAL' APPEARANCE.\nIt was discovered shortly that the\nstar of the film was In Vancouver\nmaking a personal appearance at the\ntheatre, an event that ls not very\nfrequent in this town. Consequently\nwe felt that we might interview him\nfor the Ubyssey. We did, at lunch.\nWe started by asking him where\nhe was born, how old he was, and\nwhat he had done for a living.\nHe rapidly replied, \"Winnipeg,\nthirty, bank-clerk, aviator, radio\nsinger, commercial artist and University student.\"\nBesides this we could see for ourselves that he was at least six feet,\nfive Inches tall\u00E2\u0080\u0094a goodly height\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nand a film start\nSINOER.\nCecil had just returned from Europe, where he had been moving about\nwith his ukelele, and an ability to\nsing the songs that have made his\nAim famous.\nHe sang to Malcolm MacDonald,\nSecretary of State for Dominions at\nthe time, to the Hon. Patljn, Foreign\nMinister for Holland, to the League\nof Nations Assembly, and to Ramsay\n(Continued on Page 2)\nSee SCOTTY\nTO THE MEMBERS OF\nTHE ALMA MATER SOOIETY:\nAt the Student Council Meeting of February 6th the tabled\nmotion concerning the dissolution of the Student Campaign\nCommittee was withdrawn and the financial statement, report\nof progress, and statement of future plans were unanimously\naccepted.\nIn the Council discussions the Junior Member was doing\nhis duty as he saw it ln criticizing the Committee. We believe\nIt ls the function of each responsible officer of the Society to\ndo that in the interests of the Society as a whole. We further\nbelieve that it is the responsibility of Council to review its own\nwork and that of the various subsidiary organizations from time\nto time. This ls the essential function of a democratic organization.\nThe remarks that were made about the Junior Member of\nthis Council should in no way cast reflections upon him or upon\nhis character. He was performing his duty as a Council Member.\nThe President and Members\nof the Student Council of the\nAlma Mater Society.\nMock Trials By\nLaw Society Wed.\nCharges of arson, assault and battery, and Infringement of the Motor\nVehicle Act will feature the 'mock'\ntrials to be presented by the Law\nSociety members at their next meeting, Wednesday, February 22 at 12.30\nin Arts 100.\nThe trials will be conducted ln the\nform of a Magistrate's Court. Milton\nOwen, a prominent Vancouver lawyer, has consented to act as magistrate during the trials.\nWEIR TO SPEAK AT\nSCHOLARSHIP LUNCH\n\"Universities and National Wealth\"\nwill be the topic of an address to be\ngiven by the Honorable Oeorge Weir\nat a luncheon of the National Matriculation Scholarship Campaign Wednesday.\nAn invitation has been extended to\nany University students who care to\nattend.\nThe luncheon will begin promptly\nat 12.30 In the Hotel Vancouver and\nthe price ls 75c.\nPALOMAR SET\nFOR POTLACH\nDANCE THURS.\nThe Palomar Ballroom will be\navailable to University students on\nThursday, February 23 for the mighty\nsum of twenty-five cents, conventionally known as two bits. The reason for lt all ls the Brock Memorial\nBuilding which will be closer to a\nreality if the affair at the Palomar\nts a success. The name ls to be the\nThunderbird Potlatch.\nThe Palomar, donated by Mr.\nSinger, the manager, will resound to\nthe whoops of students as they swing\nand Jive ln true red Indian style.\nWith the Palomar Itself donated,\nnovelties will abound, with the one\nconsideration that 1600 tickets must\nbe sold.\nThe hours of rhythm will be from\n0 to 1 a.m. The baton will be ln the\nhand of maestro Dal Richards, and\nIhe songs of the evening will depend\nupon Judy Richards (no relation)\nfor their production.\nTickets (1600) will be obtainable\nfrom any Mamook (Pep Club Member), or at the foot of the Oaf stairs.\nThe best time to Invest ls at noon-\nhour according to authorities. Council has asked for mammoth support,\n\"else,\" they say, \"the Brock Memorial\nBuilding may be unknown for many\nmoons I\"\nClub Prexies\nTo Organize\nFor Discipline\nThe amendment to the Discipline\nCommittee by-law has been passed\nby the Student Council. As lt now\nstands, the committee is to be made\nup of the presidents of the Men's,\nWomen's, Artsmen's, Science, Agriculture Undergraduate Societies.\nThe president of the Men's Undergraduate Society ts to be the\nchairman of the committee.\nThe committee must meet once a\nmonth, and can be called at other\ntimes on the request of three of the\nmembers.\nAny student In any function using the University name or erest Is\ndirectly responsible to the Student\nCouncil.\nThe chairman of the Committee or\nthree members can call any student\nbefore it on a charge from a recognized University club, a Student\nCouncil member, or a member of the\nFaculty. Fines up to five dollars or\nother penalties may be Imposed, subject to the approval of Students'\nCouncil.\nOne or more members of the committee Is to be present at every major University function. The chairman is empowered to call on University service clubs to aid In preserving\norder during freshman week, class\nelections and pep meets.\nDOUO. FORD, veteran of the Mu\nslcal Society und theological student\nwho provides the comic element in\n\"Serenade\" which ls being presented\nthis week ln the auditorium. The\nperformance commences at 7.80 on\nWednesday evening.\nAs Columbo, the father of Yvonne\nand a metropolitan tenor, he sings\nhis way into the tower of the Duke\nof Santa Cruz, gives singing lessons\nto an enamored tailor, and waving\n\"the last bottle of champagne ln the\ncellar\" liberates himself.\nToday:\nRecord Recital\u00E2\u0080\u0094Arta 100\u00E2\u0080\u009412.30.\nWednesday:\n\"Serenade\"\u00E2\u0080\u00947.30\u00E2\u0080\u0094Aud.\nMock Trial\u00E2\u0080\u0094Arts 100\u00E2\u0080\u009412.30.\nThursday:\nThunderbird Potlach\u00E2\u0080\u0094Palomar\u00E2\u0080\u0094\n9.00.\n\"Serenade\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094Auditorium.\nWomen's Publio Speaking Club\u00E2\u0080\u0094\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094debate\u00E2\u0080\u009412.80\u00E2\u0080\u0094Arts 104.\nCO-ED BALL\nPLANS MADE\nAT MEETING\nPlans for the Co-ed Ball, the main\nW.U.S. function of the year, for\nwhich the co-eds extend all invitations and pay all expenses, were discussed at a combined meeting of the\nW.U.S. and W.A.A. yesterday.\nThe Co-ed will be held on March\n2 In the Crystal Ballroom of the\nHotel Vancouver with Mart Kenney's Orchestra.\nIt was decided to follow the custom\nof former years and make the dance\nInformal but there will be a change\nin last year's plans.\nCo-eds will provide their guests\nwith lee-water Instead of punch\nbecause tt was objected that the\nstronger drink was too expensive.\nTickets for the Co-ed will cost two\ndollars a couple. The proceeds from\nthe dance will be added to the Womens' Furnishing Fund for the Brock\nMemorial Building.\nThis was instituted so that the\ncontrol of Womens' Athletics will be\nseparated completely from the Mens'\nAthletic Association.\nContact Alta.\nBy Short Wave\nThe Radio Club of the University\nhas established a twice-weekly schedule with VE4AJS at the University of\nAlberta.\nThe U.B.C. transmitter, VE5ACS.\ntransmits on 40 metres with a power\nof 50 watts. The equipment was loaned by Frasor Jameson in Applied\nScience.\nA new antennae is to be set up\nand with this added equipment the\nclub hopes to work Seattle directly\nas well as Winnipeg and Saskatoon\nthrough relaying by means of VE4AJS\nln Edmonton.\nLater, contacts such as McOlll,\nQueen's and Hamilton, will be hooked\nup in one vast network.\nonly 8 more days to\nbuy your totem\nFIRST NIGHT\nOF 'SERENADE'\nWEDNESDAY\nWhen the house lights dim, and\nthe curtain opens on Victor Herbert's \"Serenade\", tomorrow night,\nstudents will see the culmination of\na year of hard work by the Musical\nSociety.\nThe opera, with its swift moving\nand ingenious plot, ls portrayed by\na series of brilliant and catchy tunes,\nthat will set the whole campus humming.\nBALANCED OPERA.\n\"Serenade\" has been called Herbert's most balanced opera. With Its\ncolorful costumes, and scintillating\nmelodies, it is truly one of his most\nbeautiful works.\nThe two assistant directors have\nhad a long and tiring Job, but have\ncome yirough with flying colors. They\nare: Mr: Oage, assistant dramatlo director, and Dr. McDonald, assistant\nmusical director. Both will be kept\nbusy until the last production night\nis over.\nThe directors themselves, Mr. O.\nHaydn Williams and Mr. E. V. Young,\ndeserve special praise for their untiring efforts to make \"Serenade\" a\nsuccess. Of any production lt oan be\ntruly said that It Is what the directors make It.\nCOMIC THEME.\nThe opera Itself Is one which\nshould appeal to any audience.\nComic in theme, yet with a well-\norganized and sustained plot, lt Is\nIndeed a credit to Herbert.\nThe scene of the opera is the\nmountains of sunny Spain, in the\nlate 17th Century. The plot centres\nabout the efforts of an aged Duke\nto keep his ward away from his\npostilion. The postilion has won her\nlove with his \"serenade\", and as he\nis a most persistent young man, the\nDuke has quite a difficult time.\nThe opportunities for comedy provided by the plot are many and varied, and are used to advantage.\nThe most hilarious of the comic\nscenes are the singing lesson In the\nfirst Act, and the scene In the third\nAct, where Colombo, the great tenor, goes on a binge that would put\nthe most veteran scienceman to\nshame.\nHighlights of the score are the\n\"Bolero\" in the second Act, the\n\"Angelus\", the Dukes song \"I am a\nDuke of High Degree\", many others.\nRECEPTION.\nFollowing th\"e Saturday night performance, the entire cast and business staff will be entertained at the\nhome of Dr. and Mrs. McDonald.\nProduction manager Honor Vincent has charge of the committees\non make-up, properties, costumes,\nand house managing. Program\nmanager is Prlscilla Boyd, and\nhouse manager is Bob Buroughs.\nStudent tickets for the Wednesday\nand Thursday night performances\nmay be obtained at the Quad box\noffice. Tickets for those who are not\nstudents may be obtained from any\nnumber of the Musical Society, or at\nKelly's on Seymour.\nLADYSMITH STUDENT\nWINS NURSING PRIZE\nMis-- Lucille Oiovando, of I.lldy-\nsnilth, Vancouver Island, is the\nwinner of the $150 University\nscholarship in Heulth unci Nursing,\nIt was announced hy the Senate of\nthe University of B.C., Wednesday\nevening;.\nA fourth year student In nursing.\nMiss Cilovundo, receives the award\nfor general proficiency In provlou**\nwork of university grude, und for\nsatisfactorily completing the hos-\npltal probationary period. Two\nTHE DBY'SSBY\nTuesday, February 21, 1939\nTHE UBYSSEY\nIssued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Board of the Alma Mater\nSociety of the University of British Columbia.\nOffice: 206 Auditorium Building ... Phone Point Orey 206\nCampus Subscriptions. $1.50 Mail Subscriptions. $2.00\nEDITOR-IN-CHIEF\nDorothy Cummings\nSENIOR EDITORS\nTuesday\nIrene Eedy\nSports Editor; Orme Dier\nASSOCIATE EDITORS\nRosemary Collins Lester Pronger\nFriday\nJack Mali-\nTed Underhiil\nAssociate Sports Kditors: Basil Robinson, Myrne Nevlaon.\nASSISTANT EDITORS\nOssy Durkin Florence Hurndall Helen Hann Joan Thompson\nASSISTANT EDITORS\nFlorenoe Hurndall Helen Hann\nBUI Baokman.\nAssistant Sports Editors: Lionel Salt, Jim Harmer, Austin Frith,\nCharles Craig.\nO. U. P. STAFF\nEditor\nJames Macfarlane\nVan Perry\nPUB. SECRETARY\nVirginia Galloway\nAssistants\nAnn Jeremy\nJoyce Cooper\nCIRCULATION MOR.\nHarry Campbell\nREPORTORIAL STAFF\nJaok Margeson, Pat Keatley, Joan Haslam, Jacques Metford, Ruth Millar,\nJanet Walker, Brlta Vesterbaok, Bob Manson, BUI Osborne, Ken Vernon,\nDick Jarvis\nAdvertising Office\nStandard \"Publishing Co.. 1037 Fender Street West, Vancouver, B.O.\nTelephone: SEYMOUR 4484\nAll advertising handled exclusively by Standard Publishing Co.\nEditorials\nSERENADE'\nThis week the University will see the product of four months'\nwork, the Musical Society's \"Serenade.\" There is no other club\nundertaking on the campus into which.goea more hours of labor\nor more cheerful endeavor. In fact there is no other club on the\ncampus which embarks on such an ambitious program as the production of an opera. For the directors of tho Musical Society to\ntrain ninety amateurs and place them on tho stage in a period of\nonly a few months, is a tremendous undertaking.\nTo most university students this production will not be as\nfinished as the professional theatre staging to whieh they have\nbecome accustomed in moving pictures. To those students who\nhave attended professional opera last week the show may appear\neven slighter. If these students have any imagination they will,\nhowever, be able to appreciate the quantity of exquisite detail\nwhich the \"Serenade\" offers. Although any university production has its limitations there is a great deal which any audience can\nappreciate.\nTherefore it is to be hoped that the student audience on\n\"Wednesday night will not bo^oo willing to condemn the performance for any superficial reasons. The production, judging from\nrehearsals, is excellent.\nTOTEM INFORMATION\nAll Seniors Fill In\u00E2\u0080\u0094Puleeae\nNAME \t\nFAOULTY \t\nOLUBS BELONGED TO\t\nFRATERNITY or\nSORORITY BELONGED TO\nHOME CITY \t\nHONOUR OOURSE or\nMAJOR SUBJECTS \t\nPLEASE RETURN TO UBYSSEY OFFICE OR TO BOX\nAT FOOT OF OAF STAIRCASE. THANK YOU.\nEVOLUTION\nOF ECONOMIC\nUNIT TRACED\nUnder the auspices of the Vancouver Institute, Dr. Joseph Crumb, of\nthe University Department of Economics, lectured ln Arta 100 on Saturday evening, on \"Planning for the\nEconomical Millenium,\"\nDr. Crumb traced the development\nof the economic unit as it grew from\nthe primitive concept of a single\nfamily, through the stages of the\nmanorial, city and country groups,\nto its present state, Including the\nwhole world.\nRESPONSIBILITY SHIFTED\nThe characteristics of modern industry necessitate a shifting of formerly Individual responsibility to the\nState, causing a rise of class interests, which are often classified as\neconomic interests.\nDifferent groupa have their own\nIdeas of what suoh a mUIenlum\nshould be. However, they all have\nthe common characteristic of\nwanting to receive more than they\ngive.\nThe arch-planner Is the capitalist\nemployer, who desires any means of\npreserving law and order, and property rights.\nPLANNED ECONOMY\nIn the planned economic Millenium, concluded Dr. Crumb, there\nwould be an embodiment of the combined reason and judgment of the\npolitical and social bodies of today.\nIt should not be defined arbitrarily: we have no right to force our\nldeulogies on future generations.\nNevertheless, we have a real\ncharge: to leave the ship of state\nin good shape, with all sails trimmed,\nand pointed to the Immediate horizon.\nTypewriter\nPoundings\nSCOTTY\n(Continued from Pace 1)\ni\nDiamonds, Watches, Personal Gifts\nFIRBANK and LANGE\nUSE OUR CREDIT PLAN\nSeymour and Dunsmuir\nOpp. tbe Bus Depot\nMacDonald, then Prime Minister of\nEngland.\nBut all this was a little too far\naway to be practically applied to this\nUniversity of ours. Cecil, however,\npointed out that the same things\napplied to Universities as to statesmen and diplomats.\nIn fact he appeared to be more at\nhome giving a bit of simple philosophy for youth, than for anything\nelse.\nMORAL REARMAMENT.\nAt the moment he said he was\n\"One of a growing crowd of youth In\nmany parts of the world using my\ntalents constructively \u00E2\u0080\u0094 no matter\nwhat they are \u00E2\u0080\u0094 in a program of\nmoral rearmament, and,\" he went on,\n\"what I like most about this type of\nlife ls that it gives me a ohanoe to\nsee the problems of the country, and\nto see my position In relation to their\nsolution.\"\nWe at onoe asked him what he\nthought Universities oould do In\nsolving some of our present difficulties.\n\"The greatest need In Canada is\nfor moral and spiritual leadership.\n\"The need for leadership on this\nbasts ts up to Universities, which\nare specially suited to provide It.\n\"Servloe should be the flrst thought\nof both Universities, and their students, who so frequently\u00E2\u0080\u0094at least Z\ndid\u00E2\u0080\u0094spend muoh time In thinking of\nthe career whloh they wUl be able to\ncarve out of the country after graduation.\n\"We must pioneer again, with a\nsimple belief In Ood as boss.\"\nPROBLEMS SOLVED.\nWe suggested that this University\nwas very willing to be of servloe to\nthe Province but that we were ln\ndanger of being hampered by overcrowding.\nCecil said that \"If the Universities of Canada produce the right\nthing. If men see something different coming out of Universities, the\nchief problems aueh as overcrowding and financial difficulties will\ndisappear.\"\nHe said this with firm conviction\nbased on his own experience. It did\nnot sound platitudinous, nor was lt\npreaching to us.\nIt was the belief of a real Canadian\nyouth who has found a life that he\nlikes, and who has his country at\nheart, to the extent of sacrificing a\ncareer in order to spread his ideas\nas to the solution of personal and\nnational problems.\nCARNEOIE RECORD SALON\nThe Carnegie Record program this\nnoon will present a swing salon. An\nanalytic discussion of \"Swing\" will\nbe offered, Illustrated with such\nclassics as King Goodman's \"Sing,\nSing, Sing\" and Thos. Dorsey's ruthless massacre of the immortal \"Song\nof India.\"\nAlso on schedule will be Stravinsky's \"Fire Bird.\"\nLast Wednesday night the Monro\nPre-Medlcal Society had a meeting\nopen only to pre-medlcal students.\nThis meeting consisted of the showing of films pertaining to surgery\nnnd medicine. As these Alms wire\nbeing* shown a group of studenta\n'crashed' the meeting.\nThe president of the Monro Pre-\nMeds asked these students to leave\nbut he ' was Ignored; although one\nstudent did have the decency to\nleave later on.\nThese are the facts.\nLet us examine them.\nFRE-MEDICAL SIGNIFICANCE\nBut first of all for the benefit of\nour readers who are not familiar\nwith the Pre-Med Society we will\nexplain Just what it ls\nThe Monro Pre-Medlcal Society ls\nan organisation of all students on\nthe campus who have signified their\nintentions of studying medicine in\nany of its diverse fields.\nFrequently throughout the term\nthe Society has for. the benefit of Its\nmembers, talks by leading specialists on medical operations, practises\nand theory.\nLast Wednesday night the meeting\nwas devoted to the showing of dims\nappertaining to surgical major operations of Interest only to medical\nstudents.\nCRASHERS\nHowever these pre-meds were\njoined by a group of curiosity\n'crashers' who, uninvited, calmly entered and proceeded to watch these\nfilms.\nThese students had no intereat ln\nmedicine or In the Pre-Medlcal\nSociety. They had not signified their\nIntentions of either joining the\nsociety or of adopting medicine as\ntheir profession.\nHence they had no business whatsoever of attending this meeting\nwhich was open only to students\nworking for thetr medical degree.\nNothing would be said If they had\nleft at the request of the president\nof the Monro PTe-Med Society. But\neven here they did not reveal any\ndepth or character or respect for the\ndesires of other persons.\nPUERILE\nTheir very attitude, which waa\none of puerile attempts of exhibitionism, speaks IU of their own\ntraining, their education, and their\ngeneral mental calibre.\nThe average student who heard of\nthe meeting did not become suddenly afflicted with a uncontrollable desire to satisfy hts childish inqulsitlve-\nness. You and I as average students\ndirect this curiosity and Interest towards the fields which we have\nchosen as our life's work. We do not\nattempt to intrude on the rights of\nothers.\nObviously then those who crashed\ncannot be considered to be either\naverage or normal students. Showing\nlack of courtesy, laok of will power,\nthese students oan be considered to\nbe members of that unfortunate tribe\nof peoples wandering on this earth\nwho need desperately mental direction and mental supervision.\nBecause of this interruption it has\nbeen suggested that since the M.P.-\nM.S. cannot conduct a oloaed meeting behind unlocked doors without\ninterruption as other clubs on the\noampus can do, the next meetings\nwill have to be had behind locked\ndoors to ensure privacy for pre-med\nmembers.\n\"Let me serve your oar and your oar will serve you\"\n\"Frank\" Fioke\nU.B.C. SERVICE STATION\n24-Hour Emergency Service. Complete Repair Facilities.\nSOUTH END OF McOILL ROAD PT. 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ROOST\nSALISBURY LODGE ANNEX\n\"Where The Gang Meets\"\nLUNOH 25o\nDINNER 350\nSPECIAL UNIVERSITY RATE\nSaturday Night\u00E2\u0080\u0094$1.00 per person\nPRESENT YOUR STUDENT PASS\nCommodore Cabaret\n872 Granville Street\nSey. 41 for Reservations\n\"ACOUSTICS OF AUDITORIUM\nPERFECT,\" DECLARE TRIO\n\"The A pitches perfeotly in your\nauditorium,\" declared Ida Nelson, the\nviolinist in the Canadian sister trio.\nBoth Anna and Zara _ heartily\nagreed with this observation on Friday after their performance at* noon\nin the University Theatre.\nThey went on to explain the difficulties Incurred by climatic con-\n- dltlons of tuning their Instruments.\n\"The worst time of all was In Africa\nwhen it was ISO degrees In the\nshade,\" said Anna.\nOther obstacles encountered by the\nsisters were related. \"Once,\" said\nZara, \"the piano whloh Anna was\nplaying was so small that half the\ntime she was playing on air on keys\nthat weren't 'there.\"\nARTISTS.\nThe flmsned performance of the\nNelson trio was the result of Intense\nmusical appreciation and sympathetic Interpretation on the part of the\nartists.\nThe smooth melodious tones of\nthe viotln were balanced by the\ndeep mellow undermelody of the\ncello,, while the piano blended with\nthe two string Instruments and\nformed a perfeot background.\nOne of the outstanding selections\nwas the staooato duet between the\ncello and violin. Eaoh solo perform'\nanoe given by the musical slaters was\nan aoeompliahed unit in itself.-\nW.I.B.\nFIRST SHORT WAVE\nMESSAGE REPORTS\nINJURY TO FRESHMAN\nThe worst accident suffered in the\nuniversity for several yeara resulted\nWednesday in a serious skull injury\nfor Jack Skalltsky, 24, freshman\nstudent from Viking, Alberta.\nPlaying ln the inter-faculty hookey\ngame last evening Skalitzky apparently struck hla head on the Ice\nwhile checking an oncoming forward.\nAccording to eye witnesses Don\nOlenn was carrying the puck. Skating In from the side he was body-\nchecked by Skalitzky and both fell\nto the Ice. Skalitzky was carried\nfrom the Ice unconscious and taken\nto the hospital.\nEye witnesses stated that Olenn\nwas ln no way responsible for the\naccident. Skalitzky was not a regular player, Wednesday evening's\nfame being the second In which he\nhad played this year.\nInterviewed by the Gateway Thurs-\nmornlng hospital authorities said\nthat hla condition waa very serious\nbut that he was progressing as favorably as could be expected.\nNOTICE\n\"How can Canada and the U. 8.\nbest further the cause of world\npeaoe\" will be the subject of a symposium debate to be held by the Wo-\nroan's Public Speaking Olub on\nThursday at 13.30 in Arts 104.\nGET YOUR TOTEM J3X THE\nOAF, PUB OFFICE OR\nOOUNOIL OFFIOE.\nFraternity and Sorority\nPrinting and Engraving\nOur Specialty\nDANCE PROORAMMES\nINVITATIONS. 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Illllll,!, 11*111111 III. \u00C2\u00AB4ltl,ll<,lllllllllll,lll,llt|llltlllHtHIIIH,\u00C2\u00ABl,\u00C2\u00ABni Tuesday, February 21, 1939\nTHE UBYSSEY\nThree\nCHANG SUEY\nAND\nThe Case of Slierbert's\n\"Lemonade\"\nCHAPTER FIFTEEN\nC.S.\u00E2\u0080\u0094THE INHUMAN MONKEY\nWRENCH\n\"Haven't yon got something better\nto do?\"\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chang Suey txix\n\"Ladlfs and gentlemen, Flooffluft\ner's Fly Paper, whose sloogan, *Onats\nto you,' and picture of the expiring\nbluebottle, are known the world over\nls happy to bring you the battle of\nthe century, between the Who's\nWhoslcal Society, ln purple trunks,\nand Chang Suey, ln everybody's\ntrunk ...\" \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nPan Verry clutched the mike excitedly as he rattled off the broadoaat of the worst licking Sher-\nbert's \"Lemonade\" had suffered\nslnoe the Olupf Bros. Moving Flayers out It Into small cubes ln Cloverdale, ln the summer of \"88.\nIn the orchestra pit, Mr. Hatln'\nBills had gnawed his baton down to\nWhere Is Oscar Scrlbblewell?\na mere sliver and was starting in on\nthe first violin seotlon. In a desperate attempt to save the show, he ran\nthe ohorus on to take a crack at\nthe fandango.\nRED SAYS STOP\nBut as soon aa It started to danoe,\nthe solenoeman in the balcony stood\nup ln a body, ln the free translation,\nsang the first 00 verses of \"The Engineers,\" jumped over the rail, and\ntried to glide down to the stage by\nkicking his feet out behind him.\nHe was forced down In about\nthe fifteenth row back. Several\npeople were out by the flying glass,\nand It took Ave strong men to drag\nthe solenoeman away from licking\nthe floor.\nMeanwhile, on the stage, the\nchorus had been scattered by Miss\nBarjorle Ousher, who was blasting\naround and around the scenery, with\nChang Suey ln close pursuit.\nSLAM AGAIN\nDoug Buick was holding up the\nlap cards for Miss Ousher, and aa\nshe went into her twenty-fifth lap,\nshe gunned her engine to a vibrant\nroar. The crowd got a great klok out\nof it.\nThen Mr. Oauge stepped out to\nthe front of the stage, opened his\nmouth, and was caught by a wlngjing Just between his cosine and\nhis x-axls. He hobbled off Indignantly, to return a moment later\ncanned In a suit of armour.\n\"Ladies and gentlemen,\" he said,\n\"due to ciroumstanoes not under our\ncontrol, there may be aome slight\ndivergences from the story of \"Lemonade\" as Sherbert wrote it, but . . .\"\nON WITH THE SHOW\nMr. Oauge was interrupted at this\nExclusive Camera PORTRAITS\nAt Popular Prlees\nGET VALUE\nIN PRINTING\nfor the activities\nof your\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nSORORITIES\nFRATERNITIES\nSOOIAL\nand\nOLUB FUNCTIONS\nTHE\nCLARKE 6. STUART\nOO. LIMITED\nStationers and Printers\nSSO SEYMOUR STREET\nVANCOUVER, B.C.\n'*F*M L *m ^Pf\u00C2\u00BBf\u00C2\u00BB>\u00C2\u00BBM\u00C2\u00BBp\u00C2\u00BBw^\npoint by the cheers of the audience,\nas Miss Ousher pulled into the pit,\nwas jacked up, received gas, oil, and\nnew tires, and roared away again\nbefore Suey could gain a lap.\nThis waa followed by three tremendous explosions behind the\nscenery, and Romero and two of\nhis bandits looped into the balcony\nIn perfect V-formatlon.\n\"... but we believe you will be\nable to follow the story!\" finished\nMr. Oauge, and clanked off hurriedly aa Chang Suey advanced towards\nhim brandishing a huge can-opener.\nALTERNATIVE\nThe enterprising gentleman was\nwalking up and down the aisles\nagain, shouting:\n\"Tomatoes! Tomatoesl You oan\neither eat 'em or throw 'em, folksl\nHit any member of the cast or orchestra, and you get another tomato\nfree! Hit Chang Suey, and you get a\none-way ticket to the Paris sewers!\"\nMr. Fretty (It Stinks) Woodcuts\nwaa sitting In the balcony with hts\ndarling, little twelve year old\nsneer.\nFretty was chagrined because, for\nthe prioe of admission, he oould have\ngone to the Orpheum and hated a\ndouble feature and a Donald Duck.\nGLAMOUR POSE\nOn the stage, Chang Suey had\nstruck a glamour pose while three\nwobbly retainers of the Duke of\nSanta Crus, who had bedded down\ntn a tuba, aimed their droopy oar-\nbines at him, and fired.\nOne of the carbines backfired, materially improving the face behind lt,\nanother got a sharp squawk out of\nthe floutlst, and the third ploughed\nTHE DUKE\ninto the door. A thlok, black liquid\n(spurted up through the hole.\n\"It's crude oil!\" somebody yelled.\n\"No, It's Caf Coffee!\" orled an\nother.\n\"It's sOU crude oil I\" yeUed baok\ntbe flrst. \"And I do mean crude!\nIt's a gusher!\"\n\"That makes two of us!\" shouted\nMiss Ousher, as she skidded Into her\n476th lap.\nSIREN CALLS\nPatrolman W. (Big Chief Sitting\nBull) Appleyard sped down the aisle\non his bell-equipped tricyole, fired a\ncouple of rounds from his cap pistol,\ngave a sophomore In the 18th row\na tioket for speeding, and fainted\ndead away.\nThen the Varsity tVtm brigade\narrived for the purpose of driving\nthe fiend from the stage with Jets\nof water.\nThe audience was amused to watoh\nthe fire-eaters crawling around on\ntheir hands and knees, following an\nancient bloodhound named Maale.\nMAIZIE, MAIZIE!\nMalsie oould generally be depended on to And a hydrant, or a reasonable facsimile, sooner or later, but\nthat evening she didn't get up to\nsnuffle until Mary Ann had been carried out.\nBy that time, Chang Suey had\nstarted throwing souvenir bottles\nof nltro-glycerlne to tbe audienoe,\nand tt was generally agreed that It\nwas time to go home, or a reasonable facsimile.\nAnd as the roof lifted off the University Theatre, everyone concurred\nthat lt had been the best show the\nWho's Whoslcal Society had ever put\non.\n(It might have helped If you had\nnever learned to read. But we still\nwant to know where Scrlbblewell\nIs? If you want to know read the\npreceding chapters).\nThe Hotel Vancouver\npresents\nMART KENNY\nat the Spanish Grill\nHoofUng\nWere you born on Tuesday, February the seventh? If this auspicious date really was 'your birthday,\nhere is your horoseope as compled\nby a soothsayer of 1036.\n\"I'm sorry but people born on this\nday are just out of luck. They will\nnever pass their exams and they will\nprobably have hangnails. Besides\nthis they may be nominated to Council.\nVENUS?\nThe Influence of Venus on Saturn\nto Neptune (4 to 1, Jones up) last\nFriday Is still felt today and boy, oh\nboy, . . ,\nPeople born on this data are aen-\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0slttve, calm, dynamic, outstanding,\nmodest personalities (If that\ndoesn't satisfy you, I don't know\nwhat wUl).\nOther famous people born on this\ndate are Rufus Mo Ooofus, Napoleon,\nJulius Caesar, Roofus McGoofus and\nChang-Suey.\nUnlucky days for you are \"anytime\nafter exams.\"\nCHILD PSYCHOLOGY\nOne of the chief hobbies of the\nstudents of that time seemed to be\nchild psychology. A particularly public spirited youth, named Angelic\nPater, even gave up the precious\nspare time that he might have spent\nlolling in the caf answering and\nsolving the problems of worried parents.\nHere is on'e particularly thorny\nquestion but Angelio Pater answers\nit with the calm and assuram assurance of a trained psychologist.\n\"A mother has written me asking 'What oan I do, to Improve relations between my nine year old\nson Cedrlo and our milkman?'\nCedric's uncle in Chicago sent him\ntwo revolvers when the child was\nthree years old, and he refuses to\npart with them.\nHe la really quite careful with the\nguns, but Insists on shooting horses\non sight, which annoys our milkman.\nI have taken the guns away from\nhim from time to time, on several\noccasions, but eaoh time he burns\ndown the house.\nI find it cheaper to buy the milkman a new horse every day.\nNO MILK?!\nNevertheless he Is becoming most\nunreasonable of late; he threatens\nto stop his milk delivery, which you\nmust admit would not be ln the Interests of C. Seddy's welfare. Can\nyou suggest any solution to this\nproblem?\"\n\"Do not worry.\nWait a while.\"\nCedrlo la Just one of those red-\nblooded, healthy-minded fellows\nseeking expression of his normal\nInstincts.\nWe parents must be patient with\nour children. The golden years of\nchildhood with their joyous adventures in the fairyland of bluebirds\nand butterflies will soon pass away\nand your Cedric will be face to face\nwith the.grim realities of life. Let\nCedric express himself in his own\nway and I'm sure he'll grow up a\nwell-balanced individual quite capable of looking after himself.\nIn his childish mind the milkman's\nhorse probably represents all that is\nevil and ugly in life, and in shooting\nthe animal he has given expression\nto his desire to see evil punished and\nvirtue rewarded.\nBe patient.\"\nDIRECTOR\nSPRING RETREAT AT\nWHITE ROCK FEB. 25\nThe 8.O.M. \"Spring Retreat\" will\nbe held at White Rock this coming\nweek-end.\nCars will leave early Saturday afternoon (February 28) and will return Sunday evening.\nForums on \"Techniques of Religious Living\" firesides, song and\nmirth, will comprise the program.\nApplications should be made at\nonce ln the S.O.M. room, 312 Aud.\nBldg., and the price, Including transportation, will be two dollars.\nWANTED\nYoung man to help a fellow student with the lessons on Economics\n1. Apply to Pub. Office. Willing to\npay for help. Phillip Snider.\nIIIIIIIIIIIIIM,,,,,,\nIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM\nJust about all you could ask\nfor . .\nARISTOCRATIC\nHAMBURGERS\nLimited\n10th and Alma\nTAKE SOME HOME\nIIIIIHIIIHIHHHIIHIIHHHIIHIIIHIHHIIIHIIIIHIHIIIIIIHIlft\nC. HAYDN WILLIAMS, director\nof \"Serenade,\" upon whose shoulders\nrests most of the responsibility and\nwork in connection with the opera.\nMr. Williams has been ln charge\nof Musical Society productions for\nseveral years and takes much of the\ncredit for the high artistic standards\nattained by the Society.\nStudents obtaining their tickets\nwill be admitted Wednesday night\nand some Thursday. The curtain\nrises at 7.30. Performances will alao\nbe given the following Friday and\nSaturday nights.\nIIIIIHIMIIIMIHIIHIIMIMIHIM'MHIIHIIMMIMIMMIHMIIHMMMIJ\nangel with\nblack wings\nbs foo\nIIIH-IIHIHMMHIMMMIIMmmMllimMMItlMimMMIIHIIIMMI\nThe Scene: Last Friday night, at\n10.00 p.m., ln the flrst row of the\ngallery in the Auditorium.\nThe Oast: Mary Ann, and a dark\nhaired young man whom she had\nnever met until the Intermission ln\nthe show.\nThe Plot: Mary Ann, and the young\nman In a decidedly cosy scene, just\nAve minutes after being introduced.\nThe Motive: Mary wanted a lift to\nthe barn-dance.\nMary Ann ls a heel\nAnd Chang Suey too,\nThe dirt that you want\nIa that dug by FOO.\nNow Offormd\nIn the familiar pouch or new\nslide packages. A tastier, milder\ncigarette made from much\nbetter tobacco*. Try them.\nBuckingham\nC I G A H I T I I S &\nTalk of\nthe towi\nRICH- DARK, PRINCH\nSTYLI CHOCOLATI\nPAtKID WITH CRISP,\nCRUNCHY ALMONDS\nDOO LOST\nWire haired terrior pup, wearing\nred collar. Last seen on University\nbus Thursday morning. Phone Elliot\n836-L.\nThere is only a short time left for\nyou to order your 1939 Totem.\nAn Alpha Phi escaped from two pursuing Betas at the Aggie\nbarn dance by spending most of the evening in the dressing room. . . .\nHer Beta partner retaliated by leaving the dance and collecting up\nanother partner for the affair. . . . We nave been bribed indirectly not\nto print the end of the story. . . .\nfi fi fi\nStudents and faculty have both found it advantageous to enjoy\nthe comforts of small dinner parties at the Dolphin on Marine Drive . .\nthe ideal dining room . . . with its eastern habitant air and rustic whitewashed brick fireplace, provides an atmosphere congenial for friendly\ndinners for small clubs . . . Point Grey 103 will bring the information\nto you first hand . . . the prices are reasonable while the fare is deli-\nciously appetizing. . . .\nWe hear that the Zeta Psi fraternity has been presented by the\nAggie faculty with a bill for damage done at the Aggie barn dance by\ncrashers. . . .\nCo-eds are asked to make their reservations early for pre-ball\ndinners , . . for the one event in the year when co-eds have to return\na year of dates. . . .\nfi fi fi\nPhi Kaps staged a jam session in the wing of the library on Friday\nevening ... to the music of the portable radio that was plugged into\nthe wall and aerial across the study tables. . . .\nfi fi fi\nThen there is the mercenary Phi Kap who states that his sole ambition is to marry a rich girl who is just this side of the grave. . . .\nfi fi fi\nVitality and vivacity are reflected in the color scheme for this\nseason, particularly in the youthful hosiery of sheerest chiffons and\ncrepes ... at 713 Dunsmuir Street three thread chiffons in the new\ntones are $1.00 per pair. . . . Intriguing colors such as tiger lily, animation and pagan lend a note of variety as well as interest in the\nhosiery for the coming easter season. . . . Who was the young lad who\nleft a math lecture several minutes early, just to get a seat at the\nscience pep meet? . . . With exams and essays on hand, treat yourself\nto a carefree time . . . invest in a pair of fashionable hosiery in the\nnewest tones at 713 Dunsmuir Street. , . .\nfi fi fi\nA trail of broken hearts and desolate lads are the results of the\nD. G formal last week. . . . Evidently only one university lad was\nfavored with an invitation. . . .\nfi fi fi\nOverheard the following conversation the other day ....\nHe: Won't you?\nShe: No.\nHe: Ah please. . . .\nShe: No!\nHe: Can't you ever say anything but \"No?\" AU I want is a piece\nof cake.\nfi fi fi\nThen there is the radio technician who has been taking telephone\nlessons from a red head on \"how to win girl friends.\"\nPOEMS .. .\nand STUFF\nCompUed by LEWIS ROBINSON\nWhat ls love? The shepherd sang.\nThoro'ly smitten with a pang;\nSomething that he ate, no doubt,\nIf he'd been able to find out.\nBut he sought Its cause elsewhere:\nIn laughing eyes or yellow hair;\nBlamed a sharp dyspepslo pain\nOn haughty glanoes of disdain.\nSaw in gout and other woe\nEvldenoe of love's strong'bow;\nTried wedlock Instead of diet,\nAnd found good cooking kept him\nquiet.\nWe in modern age can see\nThe reason for our misery\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nIt Isn't love but peanut butter\nThat puts our hearts In suoh a\nflutter.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nHe called his girl not Peaches\nBut Grapefruit, and did sigh;\nFor every time he squeezed her\nShe hit him ln the eye.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nJust a thought: The plural of whim\nis women.\nVancouver\nSymphony Society\nGRIGORI GARBOVIT8KY\n(Ouest Conductor)\nOrpheum Theatre\nSunday, Feb. 26 at 3 P.M.\nTickets: 88c to $8.00\nat M. A. KELLY CO.\n659 Granville Trinity 1638\nBOOK SEATS NOW\n2S_*9^'#*\u00C2\u00AB\nNew\nSpring Samples\nof Distinctive\nTIP TOP CLOTHING\nat\nEsquire Men's\nApparel\n8664 Oranville Buy. 0680 REPS OUST 'BIRDS IN McKECHNIE CRUCIAL\nSATURDAY RESULTS:\nVanoouver 8; Varsity 6\nVarsity 6; Pro-Reo 0 -\nFrosh 0; Harlequins 8\nBASKETBALL RESULTS:\nVarsity 37; Western 86\nFrosh 26; Shores 43\nFour\nTHE UBYSSEY\nTuesday, February 21, 1939\n'Birds Lose Playoff Tilt To Munros\nLEAGUE FINISH SATURDAY\nFIZZLES OUT. 46-42 MONDAY\nA fighting Vnrsity basketball team that just couldn't score\nenough baskets to keep np with a flock of inspired Munro Furriers,\ndropped out of the running for hoop honors for another year by\ncoming out on the short end of u 46-40 contest Monday night at\n\"V.A.C. gym. This was a. sudden death game for the right to meet\nWesterns in the semi-finals of the league championship.\nAfter sneaking into the playoffs by a long shot coming home\nto a photo finish in the last league games last Saturday night, the\nstudents just didn't have enough on the ball to oust the Furriers\nwho were beaten by one basket last Saturday night by the last\nditch stand of the out-of-the-running Stacey squad.\nAfter taking a quick six point lead\nin the first few moments of play from\nthe push-up shots of Army Bumstead, the black and orange team\nfought right down to the flnlah line\nby matching the blue and gold basket by basket and never letting the\nmiss-firing Thunderbirds within four\npoints of tying the soore.\nAMD YET SO FAB\nThen Varsity got baok in the\ngame to click for six points, but in\ndoing so allowed the Munroes to\nolick for four themselves, and the\nstudents continued to face a tantalising deficit. By half time the soore\nread 32-18 and the blue and gold\nhopes were high for a viotory.\nThree quarter time rolled around\nand Varsity was still behind by Ave\npoints, the soore standing at 85-80.\nTURNER'S TURN\nThe usual raasle-dassle ln the last\nquarter failed to click with the stolid\nwinners and even two beautiful baskets by reliable Frank Turner did\nthe student cause little good and the\ngame ended with the Men of Maury\nstill pressing and still missing passes\nand baskets.\nDon Livingston topped Varaity\nscoring with 12 smart pointa while\nAlex Lucas came home with 8. Frank\nTurner picked off 7 and Rann Matthison netted 6. By Straight managed\nto get 8 while Wally Johnson, Doug\nAlexander and Brud Matheson each\npioked off 2.\nVARSITY WHIPS WESTERNS 37-35 IN SAT. GAME\nSport heroes will come and go, and\nlast-minute finishes will continue to\nset fans on the edges of their chairs\nfor ages to come, but never, not even\nIn the most fanciful story-book, will\nthere be two more crucially-thrilling\ngames than were staged Saturday\nnight at the V.A.C. gym.\nAnd so it oame to pass, that the\nslimmest mathematical chanoe of\nVarsity gaining a playoff berth became a definite possibility as the\ncollegians took the favored Westerns\nInto camp 37-35, deprived the Dominion champs of their playoff bye,\nand then sat baok and watched a\ngallant little quintette of coaohless\nStaeys struggle to a breath-taking\n38-27 win over Munros and necessitate a sudden death ga.i.? to decide\npossession of third place.\nLosing 16-8 at the flrst quarter\nbreather Maury Van Vliet's boys\ndidn't exactly look promising as they\nmuddled around and watched the\nchamps drop In the melons. An overwhelming difference was noticeable\nas the second quarter started and\nVarsity plunked ln 13 points while\nholding tlie famed Bardsley, Willoughby orew to 2 counters. The half-\ntime score of 30-18 for Varsity seemed almost too good to campus supporters, who began to see hopes of a\npossible playoff spot appearing in the\nnot-so-far-distant future.\nThe clever shooting of Wally Johnston from Chllllwaek, and the steadying influence of the ever-adequate\nRann Matthison, kept the Maury-\nmen ln the battle in the third quarter. Even at that, however, the Western sharpshooters were levelling their\nsights and managed to draw to within one point, 30-28, at the breather.\nSTACYS OBLIGE BY BEATING MUNRO FIVE 27-26\nThe last quarter was Just one of\nthose things where you are expecting\nany minute to burst your aortic\nblood vessel, and all' the time you're\nhoping you'll be around long enough\nto be ln at the finish.\ns\nFortunately (?) this correspondent\ncame through the mill with flying\ncolors, only so confused as to what\nhappened, he may not be able to render a very accurate account of proceedings.\nWhile the Blue and Oold heroes\ntried valiantly to stave off defeat and\nwith it oblivion till another year, the\nchamps were creeping up ln a most\ndisconcerting manner. It got past the\ndisconcerting stage, however, when\nthey were ahead 35-34 with 45 sec-\nonds to go; it was positively aggravating. Pessimism was climbing to Its\nhighest and gloomiest pedestal.\nWe had counted without our perennial little old stager, skipper Rann\nMatthison, however, and it was the\nsame \"Little Poison\" who snared a\nWestern fumble in mid-floor and unhesitatingly looped lt over to Brud\nMatheson who sailed In for the winning marker. As the New Westminster sophomore was going in for the\nshot he was fouled by Wllloughby,\nand under pressure came through\nwith the foul shot to put his mates\ntwo up. The last 45 seconds were an\nabsolute nightmare, and shouldn't be\nreferred to beyond the statement\nthat the campusmen held their lead\nand set the stage for Staeys valiant\niron-man effort.\nHOCKEYISTS DRAW\nThe Varsity grass hockey team was\nheld to a scoreless draw by Nomads\non Saturday at Brockton Point. The\nThunderbird stick wielders clomin-'\nated the play but just couldn't strike\npay-dirt. Gav Moviat played a bang\ntip game and Jack Helsler was ln\ngreat form to chalk up his first shutout.\nThe Brockton battle was slowed\ndown considerably by the close\nchecking of the Nomad squad. To\ndate, Vavslty has dropped but one\ngame ln four starts, and are out to\nwin the league.\nSOCCERMEN TROUNCED\n5 - 0 BY HOTELMEN\nVarsity's roundballers, tho Charlie\nHltchens special, were still smarting from their 5-0 lacing at the hands\nof the St. Regis Eleven at Cambie\nStreet on Saturday.\nThe win against the hot and cold\nVaraity squad gave the Hotelmen\nundisputed possession of the top spot\nin the Vancouver and District Soccer League, breaking a second-place\ndeadlock with the West Vancouver\noutfit. West Van missed their\nchance to keep pane with Hegls\nTHE HAT TRICK QUEEN AND THE MIGHTY MITE\n<*~S5*'\n*%*>Z3$' \u00C2\u00A3Z*\nMVRNE NEVISON, the attractive co-ed on the left above captains the\nU.B.C. grass hookey team with suoh efficiency that Saturday she soored\nher third hat trick of the season by banging ln three goals.\nRANN MATTHISON, the handsome collegian on the right above,\ncaptains his baaketball team with such efficiency that he sparked them\nInto the playoffs Saturday night by making the play that gave the Thunderbirds their great win over Westerns.\nFROSH BASKETMEN\nDROP FINAL TILT\nVarsity's fighting Frosh basketeers\ntook the count again when they were\nmost rudely bounced by the highflying Shores quintette at the Y. W.\nC. A. gym last Friday 43-36.\nThe Collegians functioned muoh\nmore smoothly than last time out,\nwith their four man zone defense effective at times. However the Shores\nsuperior sharpshooting told the tale\nand sunk the little Frosh frigate\nquite masterfully.\nWith a never say die gleam in his\neye. Coach Byron \"Jitterbug\" Straight\nannounoed after the game that Varsity would officially offer a challenge\nby barbed wire to the Jewellers for a\nreturn exhibition tilt at the Campus\nOym.\nTeams and scores are as follows:\nShores: Davies 3, Panasls 17, Samson 10, Keating 5, Pedlow 4, Forrest\n2, Davey 2, Heathingtoh 1, Fagan,\nBurgess, McLean. Total 43.\nVarsity: Roddan 4, Elel'thery 4,\nRees 13, Ryan 2, WyarO 2, Roussell\n2, Stewart, Townsend, James, Young,\nPhysick. Total 26.\nSKI SKW1NTS\nFive universities will converge\nhere as guests of the Outdoor Club\nFriday and Saturday to take part In\nSki Meet to settle the North-West\nInter-Collegiate Supremacy. They are\nWashington State, College of Puget\nSound, University of Washington,\nOregon, and Oonzaga with the C.P.S.\nand Washington squads favoured to\ncome through\u00E2\u0080\u0094next to the U.B.C.\nexperts.\nLast week-end the Varsity stalwarts packed 350 pounds of food up\nto the Hollyburn Ski Camp to take\ncare of the hungry throng.\nwhen they dropped a count to Kerrisdale 4-0.\nThe half time score of the St.\nRegls-Varslty flasc a was 2-0 from\nwhich It can be ascertained that St.\nRegis netted three goals ln the sec-\nend half, or don't you get Mr. Oage\nfor Maths?\nItlHMIMIMIMMIIIMMIIIIMMMIIIMimiMMHM.mHIIIIHtllMMIM\nCO-ED SPORTS\nBy MYRNE NEVISON\niMMmMIIMMI'lliMHMMIIIimMHIHIMMIMMI-MMIMMIIIHMMMI\nContinuing In their winning ways\nthe U.B.C. hockey squad, minus two\nregulars, coasted to an easy 6-0 victory Saturday at Connaught Park\nover Pro-Recs, one of the two teams\nthat defeated the co-eds last fall.\nThe students found the game little\nmore than a work-out and a good\nchance to try out new plays. The one\ncatastrophe of the game (from the\npoint of view of the collegians) occurred when centre-forward Faye\nBurnham, was hit on the nose by a\nraised ball and had to leave the game\na few minutes for repairs. At that\nshe managed to soore two beautiful\ngoals.\nTomorrow the U.B.C. team will\ntake to the field again; this time to\nplay a high sohool\u00E2\u0080\u0094Grandview Commerce want a little work out so they\nchallenged the students. The game\nis scheduled for 3.45 at the university\nfield.\nRep teams selections just out show\nthat the six co-eds who tried out 'for\npositions all got a place on one of\nthe two teams. On the \"A\" squad are\nFaye Burnham as centre-forward,\nPauline Scott in the centre-ha'f slot,\nand Varsity's little wonder, Peggy\nCrowe, goal tending.\nThe \"B\" aggregation are honored\nwith Oerry Armstrong as right-\ninside, Bettye Henderson and Hortense Warne, fullbacks.\nAll these girls have shown brilliant\nform throughout the campaign and\ndeserve the honor of representing the\nleague against the High Schools All-\nstars.\nINTERCOLLEGIATE\nSKI MEET SOON\nTelegrams assuring definite entries\nln the coming Northwest Intercollegiate Ski tourney on Hollyburn Ridge\nthis week-end have been received\nfrom Oregon State College, University of Washington, Washington\nState College and College of Puget\nSound, It ls reported here.\nTentative entries have also been\nreceived from Reed College of Portland and the University of Oregon.\nThe teams will be competing for\nthe possession of the Northwest Intercollegiate ski championship at\nA to Z \t\n\"College Helps\" is a catalogue listing aids for every possible college oourse\u00E2\u0080\u0094outlines)\u00E2\u0080\u0094keys\u00E2\u0080\u0094translations\u00E2\u0080\u0094yes everything. Write\nfor your free copy now.\nTHS BOOK EXCHANGE\n\"Oanaaa'n Bool.-01cari-._r Kouse\"\n370 Bloor St. W\u00E2\u0080\u009E Toronto, Ontario\nVARSITY RUGBY FIFTEEN\nOUTPLAYED IN WINDY TILT\nVarsity bid farewell to a dear friend last Saturday on the\nturf of the Stadium when the Thunderbird Fifteen bowed before\nthe gusto of Vancouver Reps in the feature McKechnie Cup\nbattle, 8-5,\nPlaying in a stiff wind, the two teams put on a furiously-\ncontested flght that saw the 'Birds blow a five point lead, amassed\nin the flrst half, to the pick of the First Division teams.\nGoing with the wind ln the flrst\nframe, Varsity team failed, through\npoor generalship to take advantage\nof the wind behind them, electing to\nrun with the ball rather than kick.\nFoot-loose Tod Tremblay manoeuv-\nered the only Varsity soore when he\nbroke away from his man on the\nwing, and tore down the side marker.\nBob Casement, high school star,\nblocked his passage to paydirt, but\nTremblay, after drawing him out,\npassed to Howie McPhee who streaked across the line for a Varsity\nscore.\nThe MoPhees pulled their famous\nbrother act on the play, as Ted Mo-\nphee kicked a perfect convert to add\ntwo more points to the three collected by brother Howie.\nThat was the finish of the Varsity\nscoring, and the Varsity scoring\nthreat. From here on, the Reps took\nover, and carried the play deep into\nVarsity territory, and only by dint of\nthe tremendous flght put up by the\nBlue and Oold, were held to eight\npoints in the second half.\nHump Payne, Meralomas gift to\nthe Reps, started the parade off\nwhen he climaxed a short run by\nthe threes to slice through the Varsity defence for a try. West Vancou-\nverlte Bud D'Easum tied up the\nscore with a convert.\nSteve Covernton, veteran of many\na Varsity-Rep battle, cinched the\nvictory for the Reps and virtually\ntook the Old Mug from right under\nthe noses of fifteen men ln blue.\nSteve gave the Reps the margin\nof victory with a try late in the seoond half, but It was his generalship\nthroughout the game that really\ncaused Varsity's downfall\nThe fate ot the McKechnie cup\nnow rests between the Reps and the\nCrimson Tide of Victoria, and present showing favours the Victoria\nladdies.\nFROSH RALLY\nTO WI[N 9-8\nGallantly overcoming an eight-\npoint disadvantage, the Frosh rugger\nfifteen rallied In the second half to\ndown Harlequins 9-8 ln a feature tilt\nat Lower Brockton. The victory,\nfourth ln a row for the Freshmen,\nvirtually cinched them flrst spot in\nthe second half schedule of the Vancouver Rugby Union. The Greenmen\nhave won all four of their scheduled\ngames and have yet to bow before\nany team. With one more game to\nplay the boys look to be a shoo-In\nfor second-half honors.\nWith the Harlequins breaking fast\nand wheeling the Frosh sorum, the\nCollegians were hard put to hold the\nopposition to the eight points they\nmanaged to collect in the opening\ncanto. Scores by Vic Klassen with a\ntry, and a penalty klok and convert\nby Perkins put the Frosh down eight\npoints.\nWith their flrst defeat staring them\nln the face as defeat ls wont to do,\nthe gallant flrst year men stemmed\nthe Harlequin scoring threat, and\nwith the scrum functioning smoothly,\nand the threes breaking nicely,\nfought to overcome the disadvantage.\nPHYSICK SCORES.\nGenial Morrie Physick, hard-playing wing man of the three line, was\nthe flrst Frosh man to score when he\nplunged over for an unconverted try.\nKing Neill, effervescent three-man,\nalso carried the leather over the\nlime-line for another major score for\nthe Collegians.\nRed-thatched Gordie Pyie, he of\nthe unerring toe, finished off the\nscoring and swung the verdict ln\nfavor of the Frosh when he rooted a\nperfeot penalty kick smack between\nthe uprights to give the Freshmen\ntheir fourth consecutive victory.\n'The Frosh now have but one game\nto play ln the second-half schedule\nand are conceded a cinch to cop this\nremaining tilt.\nShould they do lt, the boys will\nthen meet the winners of the flrst\ndivision for the league championship.\nNuts to the McKechnie Cup, we'll\ntake the Frosh.\npresent held by the University of\nWashington.\nIt seems that the boys from the\nCollege of Puget Sound, led by one\nBob Kemp, who has skied ln the\nAlps and way points including Germany, will be gunning for a victory\nat least over the locals who defeated\nthem lately at Mount Rainier.\nINTRAMURALS\n^\t\nThere Isn't a great deal of tradition\nbehind the new intramural rugby\ntrophy, but on the upper field lately,\n30 men have been gathering at noon\nto stage a 40 minute 'massacre' to\ntry to get flrst hold of the mounted\nfootball.\nLast Thursday the Frosh swamped\nScience '42 and on Friday Sclenoe '41\ncame from behind to take Arts '41\n8-3. At noon today Aggies start the\nsecond round, meeting Science '40.\nArts '42 play Science '41 Wednesday.\nThe basketball finals will be staged\non Friday, Science '42 having eliminated Science '39.\nSpeed.. \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nSeymour 4484\nQuality...\nService...\nMITCHELL PRINTING and\nPUBLISHING 00. LTD.\n1037 WEST PENDER STREET\nIIHMMHIHItMIHHIIIIMHMHM. Mill tHtMIIHHHHHIHHHHHtlHttHtHH tllllHMMMIIIHHHt Hill \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2*\nHOW'S YQUR\nGOLF GAME?\nTo be nccuratc you\nmust learn the Fundamental-! of tho Oolf\nSwing. The winter \u00C2\u00BBeu-\nson Ih thf* time to iron\nout your difficulties und\nloarn how to enjoy\nOolf.\nHal Rhodes Goll School\n1153 W. Pender Street Seymour 5333\nII.HtlHHIIIHIIHIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIItll.tllllltlltHHIIHIHIIMIHItHHMHHIH.\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 IMIIIHItllitt'\nfl'll'I'ltlMI I|. | IIIIllll."@en . "Newspapers"@en . "Vancouver (B.C.)"@en . "LH3.B7 U4"@en . "LH3_B7_U4_1939_02_21"@en . "10.14288/1.0124218"@en . 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