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" JUNIOR\nPROM ;\nJAN.\n26\nSPANISH DRILL\n1 '\nPublished Twice Weekly by The Publications Board of The University o, British Columbia\nFROSH ELECTIONS\nARTS 100\nTODAY, NOON\nVol. XXI.\nVANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, JANUARY 17, 1939\nNo. 24\nSWEET SWING, BALLOONS\nLOVELY QUEEN FOR PROM\nOPEN HOUSE\nPROJECT MAY\nBE BROPPED\nSOME DEPARTMs-His\nNOT ENTHUSIASTIC\nCircumstances have \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 arisen\nwhich may prevent \"Open\nHouse\" being held thla year.\nThere has been no definite\nstatement made as yet, but it is\nunderstood that some departments are not in aooord with the\ngeneral opinion that the Open\nDay should be held this year.\nThe final decision rests with\nthe Publio Relations Committee,\nwhich wUl meet today to discuss\nthe situation.\nSome departments apparently\nfeel that \"Open House\" should\nbe held only every third or\nfourth year, since the necessary\npreparations take up so much\ntime. Their attitude is, apparently, that they should not participate in the Open Day unless\nthey cannot do this in two consecutive years.\nStudents' Council is of the\nopinion that \"Open House\"\nshould be held, this year and\nevery year thereafter. They feel\nthat it is excellent publicity,\nand will do much to promote a\nfavorable opinion, especially in\nconnection with the Union Building.\nMATH MOTIF\nFOR SCIENCE\nANNUALBALL\n\"A Science Ball In the Fourth\nDimension\" waa the theme ohosen\nby the S-M.U.S. Executive at a meeting today.\nIn the usual serious atmosphere\nthat accompanies the deliberations of\nSclencemen the Bxeoutlve made plans\nfor the social event of the season, the\nannual Science Ball. Thla year lt will\nfall on Thursday, February 18, the\nplace, the Commodore.\nNO ARTSMEN.\nActivities will start a week this\nThursday with a Pep Meet in the\nAuditorium, principally business. This\nis a Science pep Meet, no Artsmen.\nThe same holds for the meeting\non the day of the Ball whloh will\nbe beld In traditional Science style.\nwith an orchestra and lots ot pep.\nDATE BUREAU?\nSeveral new Ideas are forthcoming\nfrom the lads ln the red and white\nsweaters, foremost among which was\nthe suggestion that a date bureau be\ninaugurate.', for the benefit of the\nlonely hearts in the Science Faculty.\nPeppy young Arts women will be\nIn demand, and no objections will\nbe raised If they own cars.\nThe theme for the Ball ls a brand\nnew one and one which should prove\npopular.\nMATH MOTIF.\nIn the mathematical line, it will\nfeature equations and geometric figures, incomprehensible to the uninitiated Artsmen.\nHowever, as Artsmen will be ln the\nminority, a practically minus quantity, it ls hoped the motif will be\nstrictly In keeping.\nOther tentative plans Include led\nsweaters for the orchestra, and hats\nfor all guests.\nTicket sales will be limited to 300\nat the ridiculously low figure of $3.00\nper couple. This year the Artsmen\nwill have the special privilege of being able to buy their tickets one day\nearlier than usual, namely Wednesday as well as Thursday.\nTICKETS LIMITED FOR\nANNUAL PROM\nIt's running high!\nEnthusiasm we mean. Enthusiasm\nfor bangestruppest Junior Prom in\nyears I\nWESTERN OENTLEMEN.\nMart Kenny and his Western Qen-\n*~men are practicing night and day,\nP_l_-.ers are giving their all for a\nPep Meet featuring the ol' maestro\nhimself, Basil Robinson and his fran-\ntlo executive are working their fingers to the bone.\nTicketsi 8830 per couplet placet\nSpanish Grill, Hotel Vancouver t\ntime i Thursday, January M, 9.S0 to\n? That's only nine day* away!\nTickets will be on sals in tho box\noffloe In tho Quad for non-members\nof Arta '40 this week\u00E2\u0080\u0094Tuesday and\nWednesday noon, next week Wednesday and Thursday noon.\nFREE TICKETS.\nfrom Thursday of this week until\nTuesday of next (Pep Meet day) the\nthird year artsmen will bs able to\nget their free tickets.\nTlio ballot box at foot of Caf\nstairs will bo a hive ot activity,\nbussing lull of votes by Arts '40.\nnaming tholr choice tor Junior\nProm Queen.\nNominations for Queen are pouring\nin at Mr. Horn's offloe. See elsewhere in this Issue for the nominations list.\nTlokets are free to third year Arts.\nOnly 100 extra tickets will be sold\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nlimited accommodation.\nThe executive advise Lotharios\n(escorts) to make their reservations\nearly by phoning the Orlll.\nLIMITED DECORATIONS.\n\"Decorations,\" says Pauline Scott,\n\"have been tentatively limited to\nstreamers, favours, flowers, spotlights,\nlandscaping, and roughly 100,000 balloons.\" The executive will expand\nthis If necessary.\n\"Every olass member oan vote,\"\nsays Feuhrer Robinson, \"and If\nyou're In Arts '40, drop down the\nCaf stairs and pop a boilet In tbo\nbax. Or a baxle In tbe bole. Anyway, VOTEt\"\nAnd finally the dates to remember.\nJanuary 34th\u00E2\u0080\u0094Monster Pep Meet.\nMart Kenny. January 38th\u00E2\u0080\u0094Beg,\nborrow or steal a tux. January aeth\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094JUNYAH PROMMEI Dance with\nMart Kenny and his Western Oentlemen! .\nThese are the tiny characters taking part In \"Puppets on Parade\" on\nWednesday noon in the Auditorium. This Is a pass system feature.\nFamed Theatre Presents\n\"Puppets on Parade\"\nTwins Arrive\nOn Campus\nBIRTHS\nJanuary 11, to Mr. and Mrs. J.\nRabbit, on the root ot the Science\nBuilding; twins, a son and a daughter; all doing well.\nAs a New Year present, twins were\nborn to Mr. and Mrs. J. Rabbit, who\nlive on the roof of the Sclenoe Building. Born January 11, they have been\ncarefully nursed by Dr. X (he was\ntoo bashful to give his name), and\ntheir daily exercise has been given\nto them by kurse Bunty Butters.\nMother and Dad have had a separation and live ln different rooms. The\ntwins are ln the care of their mother.\nAlthough the twins are pure white,\nlike their mother, their pappy ls a\ncoon.\nDr. X refused to give the names\nof the Infants. \"Some of the girls\nmight not like It,\" he said, \"because\nI named the kids after them.\"\nDr. X also has white quadruplets,\nthree months old, and he ls desperately hoping to equal Dr. Dafoe by\nproducing quintuplets.\nMcFARLANE,\nSTAMATISFOR\nFROSH_HEAD?\nToday in Arts 100 at 12.30 the\nFreshman Class will elect their\nexecutive.\nThere are seven offices to Ail-\nthat of President, Vice-President,\nSecretary, Treasurer, literary Representative, and both Men's'and\nWomen's Athletlo Representatives.\nThe powers of the Literary Representatives have never been clearly\ndefined but he usually handles the\nTotem write-up and on the whole Is\nan officer at large.\nThere have been two nominations for Prealdent > Oeorge Stem-\natls and Oordon MoFarlane a and\nonly one for Secretary\u00E2\u0080\u0094that of\nDorothea Tompkins.\nDUTY OAIX8\nFurther nominations are expected\nbefore noon today and will be supplemented at the meelng by nominations from the floor.\nLaat year the class out did themselves with enthusiasm and inaugurated for the first time an active\ncampaign into their elections.\nThis year the prospects appear\nbrighter and more enthusiasm Is\nnoted. All members of the class are\nduty bound to turn out and lend their\nsupport.\nBEVERIDGE DIRECTS\nDOCUMENTARY FILM\nJames Beveridge was appointed\ndirector of the Varsity Documentary Film at the general meeting of\nthe Film Society held Friday.\nJim will work under the supervision of a committee composed of\nMike Churchill, Reg Jessup, Alice\nMathers, Donald Munro and Dick\nJarvls. He will carry on from\nwhere the committee left off last\nterm. .\nINVASION INVITES\nTHE FOUR HUNDRED\nOver the blue waves and through\nthe Islands of the gulf to Viotorla!\nTwo hours of dancing to the music\nof a five-piece orchestra on the way\nover, and three hours of dancing on\nthe way back! And one exciting\nmatch after another ln Victoria\u00E2\u0080\u0094all\nthese await the three or four hundred lucky students going on the\nInvasion.\nROWING MEET.\nThe rowing meet will take place\nright after the boat docks, If arrangements being made by Evan\napRoberts, who ls making all plans\nfor the Invaalon, come through.\nThe students will land, and\nwatch the two orews raoe up to a\nflnlah In front of the Empress\nHotel.\nAfter the rowing match, busses will\ntake the students to Macdonald Park\nfor the two English rugby games\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nthe McKechnie Oup game, and the\ngame between the second division\nand Victoria Oollege.\nBAND AND BURGHERS.\nThe band will be at the games, and\nmay parade through the streets to\nlet the good burghers of Victoria\nknow that there ls an Invasion.\nThen back to the Empress Hotel\nin busses for the tea-dance, from\n4.30 till about 6 o'clock. The tea-\ndance will cost 30c a person not\n5,0o as reported In Friday's paper.\nAt a quarter to seven, there will\nbe busses to the Victoria High gymnasium for the basketball game, and\nthen back to the dock at nine o'clock.\nMONEY AND HOLIDAY.\nThe price of the trip ls a little\nhigher this year than last because\n(Continued on Page \u00C2\u00BB\nSee INVASION\nFinlay and Graves Work\nBehind Artistic\nSettings\nTiny wooden characters garbed in miniature costumes of in-\nnnitesmnl detail and intricate\ndesigns, will appear at the University auditorium on Wednesday noon in the drama entitled\n\"Puppets on Parade.\"\nThe actors will be ninety puppets\neach 8 feet high. Their program, directed by Oordon Oraves and Joseph\nFlnley, inoludes a complete repertoire of numbers ranging through\ninterpretations of Chinese Jugglers,\nSpanish bull-nghters, Russian folk-\ndanoers, trapeae artists, trick bicycle-\nriders to finally a minstrel show Jamboree.\nThe unusual else of the puppets,\nsince they are the slse of an average\nten year old child, makes It possible\nfor every spectator to see the performance easily.\nELECTRICAL\nTRANSCRIPTIONS\nThe entire musical acore, dialogue\nsequences and sound effects are presented by meana of original electrical transcriptions.\nSupplementing every dramatic action are the subtle and rhythmic melodies whloh are typical of the characters. Initiating the Inviting lyrioa\nof the Spaniards, are many of the\nbackground color pieces. Especially\ndesigned sound and amplification\nequipment render the tunes and musical selection more audible for a capacity sise audience than ia usual\nfor puppet demonstrations.\nThe young directors of the Hollywood Marionettes have gathered\ntheir experience In the art of manipulating their wooden actors ln\nmany countries.\nJoseph Flnley, graduate of Washington University in St. Louis, the\nNew York Sohool of Design, and the\nAcademy Moderne and Academy\nRansom, in Paris held for a time the\nposition of set and costume\u00E2\u0080\u0094designer ln the Boleslavsky American Laboratory Theatre in New York.\nSTANFORD ORAD\nOordon Oraves is a graduate of\nStanford University who has worked\nwith Ruth^St. Denis, the Anna Pavlova Ballet Russe, the Boleslavsky\nAmerican Laboratory Theatre, the\nSan Francisco School of Fine Arts\nand the San Francisco Theatre\nGuild.\nAlfred A. Fatlo, stage manager\nof the troupe, Is a graduate of\nParis and McOlll Universities and\nwas a professor at Ohio University\nwhere he taught Frenoh and Dramatics. He waa the director of the\nstage production of \"Snow White\nand the Seven Dwarfs.\"\nVANCOUVER SHOWING\nThe Marionette show has been\nshown over most of the United States.\nDuring the Christmaa holidays\nIt ran for ten days at the Vancouver Auditorium and at the Edison\nTheatre In New Westminster.\nThis varied and unusual performance will be a feature on the pass\nsystem for students. \"Puppets on\nParade\" will be presented Wednesday noon in the auditorium.\nThe puppet presentation ls being\nbrought to the University campus\nby Mr. Oratlous, who ls Interested\nIn giving the public a type of entertainment which is both educational\nnnd amusing.\nSMART CONTINENTAL PLAY\nFOR SPRING PRESENTATION\nMcGOUN CUP\nDEBATE HERE\nWITH_ALTA.\nDefense of the onoe elusive McOoun Cup, symbolic of Western\nCanada inter-collegiate debating supremacy, will take place this Friday\nevening in the Auditorium at 8 p.m.\nwhen Morris Belkin and Struan Robertson of the Parliamentary Forum\nuphold the affirmative of the resolution \"That Germany Should Have\nthe Lost Colonies Restored to Hor.\"\nOpposing the reaolution for the\nUniversity of Alberta will be Morris Schulmatcher and Bruoe Macdonald.\nFORUM TBAM TRAVELS\nAlex Maedona]d and Harold Rome,\nalso of the Forum, leave today for\nWinnipeg where they will engage\nwith the representatives of the University of Manitoba in opposing the\nsame resolution.\nThis year's defenders are the\nmen who won the McOoun oup last\nyear for the University 6f British\nColumbia\u00E2\u0080\u0094the first time in ita history that it has ever eome to Vanoouver.\nBelkin and Robertson last year\ndefeated the U. of Alta. at Edmonton; while Macdonald and Rome won\nover the U. of S. here. In Vancouver.\nFAMED DEBATER\nBelkin, who manages the Thunderbirds Hockey team besides being\npresident of the Forum, appeared\nearly laat fall against the world celebrated Lemoyne debaters.\nRome and Macdonald, who have\nteamed aa debaters since high school\ndays, have engaged in two major debates this season\u00E2\u0080\u0094the Imperial Debate against Australian representatives and the Junior Board of Trade\nlast fall.\nOne of Eight\nTo be Queen\nNominations for the Junior Prom\nQueen are now closed and the elections for the bevy of beautiful coeds are In order. However, no one but\nthe candidates will know the results,\nuntil the actual coronation at the\nSpanish Orlll.\nThose nominated for the proud\nposition are. Helen Hann, Pauline\nScott, Jackie McLeod, Eileen Me-\nKlnnon, Janet Fleck, Joyce Cooper,\nDorothy Hutton and Irene Jenkins.\nAmidst the expectant hush (?) of\nthe crowd, the queen will be crowned\nby Dr. Ure, during the supper period.\nMembers of the Junior Class may\nvote, by presenting their passes, and\nothers by buying their tickets. The\nballot box will be at the foot of the\nCaf stairs every noon hour until the\ngreat event.\nRIMSKI-KORSAKOV IN\nCARNEGIE^ PROGRAM\nIn response to literally scores of\nrequests, today's Carnegie Record\nSalon will feature Liszt's Second\nHungarian Rhapsody,\" ln Arts' 100\nat noon.\nRlmskl - Korsakov's well - loved\n\"Sheheresade\" will be the piece de\nresistance. The garden scene with\nthe young Prince and dark-eyed\nPrincess Koh-l-noor Is io be played.\nClosing the concert will be the prelude to the third act of \"Traviata.\"\nRAY SHARPE SPEAKS\nON BULLION MINE\nThe Vancouver Branch of the Engineering Institute of Canada will\nhold a meeting on January 20 In the\nYork Room of the Hotel Oeorgla at\n8 p.m. when Mr. Ray S. Sharpe will\nbe guest speaker.\nMr. Sharpe's subject will be \"The\nBullion Placer Oold Mine, Bullion,\nB.C.\" Mr. Sharpe ls the General\nManager of the famous Bullion Placer Oold Mining development at Bullion B.C., In the historical Cariboo.\nThe address will be Illustrated with\nmovie pictures.\n\"THE CURTAIN RISES\"\nDIRECTED BY RISK\n. i\nStop press!\nMonday noon, right on the deadline for Ubyssey \"copy\" the final\nword Came ln from the Players' Olub\nabout their Spring Play.\nAfter a hectlo week's waiting for\ntelegrams from Montreal and New\nYork, and two cables from London,\npresident Anne Carter announced In\nthe general meeting that this year'a\ndrama will be \"The Curtain Rises,\"\na bright fast comedy of the smart set\nin modern Vienna, Just before Anschluss.\nRISK DIRECTING.\nThe best adjectives for this pleoe\nhave already been used by Mr. Sidney Risk, this year's director for the\nSpring Play. Mr. Risk will bo remembered for his adept work with\nthe Alumni ln producing their \"Personal Appearanoe.\" His deft, sure\ntreatment of the play assures a first-\nrate production when the Thespians\npresent \"The Curtain Rises\" this\nMarch.\n\"Smooth, smart, sophisticated,\nsilky,\" says Mr. Risk in describing\nit. \"Up-to-date people doing smart\nthings tn a modernistic setting.\"\nAnd unless your reporter misinterprets indications, this year's presentation is going to be so fast that\nchromium-plated cubism is going to\nlook like the scenery for. one of Ben\nJohnson's dramatic efforts.\nGLAMOUR AND BROADWAY.\nJean Arthur, now a Hollywood\nglamour girl, got her start towards\nstardom ln this play when it debuted\non Broadway. \"And we're going to\nplay It the broad way, too,\" add\nThespian wags.\nInconsequential, happy, carefree,\nand blase, the play has been termed, \"a slice of Life's fluff, glossed\nover.\"\nBut there will be much solid material ln the finished production. Elaborate scenery muat be built, actors\nmust strive for a continental, Viennese effect, and hard-working committees must spend long hours, working without' applause or encouragement to ensure the polish of the ultimate three-acter. '\nALONE.\nThe story concerns a lonely but\ngilded girl of 30. with a craving for\nLove with a capital L. She tries to\npersuade a matinee idol, Wllhelm\nMelsslnger, to rehearse torrid scenes\nwith her.\nOf course it's Just a plot to get\nthe smoothie to make sincere love to\nher. This situation Is what gives the\nplay ita \"umph\", and the way it works,\nout\u00E2\u0080\u0094well, you'll have to go and aee\nit.\nFISHERS COOP. COURSE\nBY EXTENSION DEPT.\nU.B.C. through the Department of\nUniversity extension announoes a\nshort course in Co-operatives for B.C.\nFishermen.\nLeader is Rev. J. D. Nelson MacDonald from St. Francis Xavler University at Antigonlsh, Nova Scotia.\nThis University leads in all the cooperative work among farmers and\nUshers In Nova Scotia.\nThe lectures will be held on January 26, 37 and 28, the same time\nas three of the large B.C. fishing\nco-ops meet at Vanoouver with a\nFlahermana' Association from\nSeattle.\nOther speakers will be Dean F. M.\nClement of the U.B.C. Agriculture\nDepartment, and Oeorge Dolsen, a\nB.Comm. from this University who\nis now the Secretary of the North\nIsland Trollers Association. Meetings\nwill be held at the Moose Hall, and\non the U.B.C. campus.\nOn Saturday night, January 88,\nK\u00C2\u00AB'\. MacDonald will speak at the\nInstitute on \"The Antigonlsh Experiment-, ln Co-operation.\"\nOn the same day there will be a\nluncheon on the campus for speakers\nund thoae attending these lectures.\nJ Two\nTHE UBYSSEY\nTuesday, January 17, 1939\nTHE UBYSSEY\nIssued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Board of the Alma Mater\nSociety of the University of British Columbia.\nOffloe i 206 Auditorium Building ... Phone Point Grey 306\nOampus Subscriptions, $1.60 Mall Subscriptions, $2.00\nEDITOR IN-CHIEF\nDorothy Cummings\nSENIOR EDITORS\nTuesday\nIrene Eedy\nFriday\nJack Mair\nRosemary Collins\nASSOCIATE EDITORS\nTed Underhiil.\nLester Pronger\nASSISTANT EDITORS\nOzzy Durkin, Helen Hann, Joan Thompson, Florence Hurndall,\nBill Backman.\nC. U. P. STAFF\nEditor\nJames Macfarlane\nVan Perry\nPUB. SECRETARY\nVirginia Galloway\nAssistants\nAnn Jeremy\nJoyce Cooper\nCIRCULATION MOR.\nHarry Campbell\nREPORTOR.AL STAFF\nJaok Margeson, Pat Keatley, Joan Haslam, Jacques Metford, Ruth Millar,\nJanet Walker, Brlta Vesterback, Bob Manson, Bill Osborne, Ken Vernon\nDick Jarvis.\nSPORTS STAFF\nSports Editor i Orme Dier\nAssociate Sports Edltorai Myrne Nevlson, Basil Robinson.\nAssistant Sports Editors: Lionel Salt, Jim Harmer, Ormle Hall.\nSport Reporter< Austin Frith, Charlie Craig, Orantland Rice.\nAdvertising Office\nStandard Publishing Co., 1037 Pender Street West, Vancouver, B.C.\nTelephone: SEYMOUR 4484\nAll advertising handled exclusively by Standard Publishing Co.\nEditorials\nTHB LIBRARY\nIt is difficult to understand why the university library, the\nmost beautiful and most dignified of oil the U.B.C. buildings,\nshould be the object of such vandalism and such carelessness as\nhas taken in and about that building this year.* Many books, some\nvery precious documents, and some, though ordinary reference\nvolumes, equally precious to tho students doing work in their field,\nhave been taken from the building.\nAn unsightly hole was pushed in one of the main stairway\npillars and a handrail torn off the left stairway. Approximately\nfive times the front door was broken until it had to be completely\ndismantled during the vacation. All these have been repaired now\nbut they have been repaired at tho expense of something else. Tho\nmoney and time that went into eaeh of these jobs means that the\nArts Building class rooms cannot be swept regularly or the mud\non the Science Building stairs cannot be removed.\nAll these have been repaired but there are even more demonstrations of carelessness about the building which would give a\nvisitor to tho campus a very poor impression of U.B.C.'s students.\nTho front steps of the library are disgracefully littered with burnt\nmatches ond cigarette stubs that even tho heavy rains of the last\nfew days cannot sweep away. Furthermore the lily pond is filled\nwith an unfortunate collection of rubbish. Several empty cigarette packages, and n number of call slips are the more noticeable\nbits of rubbish that have been thrown into the pond. This and\nthe fact that the packages are all of ono brand of cigarettes would\npoint to theory that it wns one person or a small group of persons\nwho wero responsible.\nMore than likely it is thoughtlessness and not malice that\nprompts the students to damage their property in this wny but it\nwould be so much easier for the staff of tho university to keep the\ncampus in order on their limited budget if the students would\nthink twice before they throw their rubbish about nnd put undue\nstrain on the library facilities.\nELIGIBILITY\nTales are told of the insidious work of the Eligibility Committee and athletic careers thot have been blighted when Christmas or Spring marks didn't reach the Eligibility rule standard.\nIn actuality the Eligibility rules have always been avoided very\neasily, especially if the student in question was near the border\nline.\nOne rule reads: A student taking nine units must pass in six\nwith on overage of 60%. The registrar believes that this moons that\na student must have an overage of 60% oven if he passes in nine\nbut. on ordinary person might think that a 60% overage is necessary when tho student foils three units.\nThe ambiguity has boon brought to the attention of the Eligibility Committee year after year but nothing has beon done about\nit. Even worse than this is the attitude one meets when asking\nabout the actual ineligibility of \u00C2\u00AB student. Anyone will tell you\nto forgot about tho matter, because the committee will probably\nnever meet and if it does you con quite easily have them make an\nexception in your case.\nThis year's eligibility committee seems to be little bettor. The\nreports on foil eligibility wore not filed until the beginning of\nthe spring term, when the Christmas marks changed their import\ncompletely.\nWe hove been assured thot from the time of the eligibility\nmeeting tomorrow all will go smoothly ond the rules will be followed to the letter.\nWe expect that is rather difficult to follow rules to the letter\nwhen the literal meaning of the letters is not clear. But we sincerely hope that the half-year late committee will treat the problem more seriously thou their predecessors hnve done.\ni\nBAND\nNothing hos added so much pep to o IT.B.C. game os did the\nVarsity Band when they played at the Exhibition Forum last Friday night. The sound of \"Hail U.B.C.\" when each goal is made\nand tlio addition of peppy songs during the intermission cannot\nhelp but encourage a team if they ore losing and keep them steady\nif they are winning.\n.Much credit should go to Ozzy Durkin for building up the\nband into an actual working organization. And much credit\nshould go to the members of the band, on whom depend the final\nsuccess of the undertaking.\nWorkers behind the soenes are Gordon Oraves (left) and Joseph\nFlnley (right). Muoh of the success of the Marionette Theatre \"Puppets\non Parade\" depends on these master minds.\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0HIMHMHHIMmiHIHHHHIIMHHIHHMHHIIIIHllllMtllHIIHII\nHERE\nAND\nTHERE\nHHIIHHIHHMIIHHIIIIMfHHIIIHHHIIHMIHMHIIHHIHIIHIM\nBy J. D. MACFARLANE\nBoom\u00E2\u0080\u0094-and a million dollar building ts blown to pieces in Winnipeg.\nHours later ln Vancouver, at seven\nthirty In the morning the front page\now your Ubyssey is being pulled to\npieces by a sleepy-eyed exchange\neditor clad In old trousers thrown\nover pajamas. In less than an hour\nthe whole paper ls on the presses,\nand they begin to roll.\nThat Wire was received by your\neditors Just before midnight laat\nThursday when the Ubyssey has been\nput to bed for several hours. A hurried telephone conference between\neditors decided what course should\nbe taken, and at about three-thirty\nln the morning the telegraph (alias\nexchange) editor got to bed after\nfinishing assignments on his downtown work.\nSeveral hours after that the alarm\nwent off and up he was again. With\nthe presses rolling, he wearily turned his back on the composing room\nand went home to bed. While he was\nsleeping his fellow students were\nreading the story which he prepared\nln the wee small hours of the morning. THIS Is college journalism with\na really large smack of the metropolitan.\nAll this ls the result of the formation last year of the Canadian University Press by a small group of\nforward looking young college editors who met ln 'Winnipeg.\nThe results are amazing. Talking\nof the transmission of news we can\ntell a real story of fast work. Last\nfall a mass Indignation meeting of\nstudents was held ln Montreal and a\nnear riot occurred. The Montreal\ntelegraph editor wired your B.C.\nman, being us, and we wired back\nasking for several hundred words.\nThe first wire came into our downtown office ln the afternoon right\nafter the conclusion of the meeting\nIn the east.\nThe wire was read by the British\nUnited Press Kdltor there, as well as\nby ua, and two*1 wires went to the\neast at once, one from the Ubyssey,\nund one from BUP, asking for more\nnews. And a first class newspaper\nlace was on between a college news\nnetwork and a professional world\nranking one.\nThe result was that Canadian University Press won by over two hours.\nThe CUP story, with complete details, was received In Vancouver several hours after the request for lt\nhad been sent out, at the same time\nas an identical request sent by BUP.\nThat Is saga which ls worth recording, and one which made Vancouver\neditors sit up and take notice.\nMATRICULATION\nNEEDS REVISION\nDECLARES KING\nThat the present Junior Matriculation course In B.C. ls not of any practical use to students, and that revision ln curricula was necessary,\nwas the statement of Major H. B.\nKing, Technical Advisor to the Department of Education at Victoria,\nIn an address to the Vancouver Institute Staurday evening.\nPRACTICAL STUDIES\nHe told his audience that the B.C.\nEducational system was falling behind by stressing the old traditional\nsubjects, and stated that these were\nof little practical value aa compared\nwith more modern studies, and methods of study.\nPractical sciences and mathematics\nshould replace such ancient subjects\nas chemistry and physics, algebra\nand geometry. Biology, a more necessary subject, should be stressed, he\nstated.\n\"The aim of the new curriculum\nls to make eduoatlon of practical\nuse to those who will not go on to\nuniversity,\" he aald.\n\"And in another Ave years we hope,\nthe university will feel the difference,\" he added.\nSchedule Out\nFor \"Serenade\"\n' \"Serenade\" continues to grow a-\npace. The first act has been pretty\nwell rehearsed, and the cast ls now\nready to begin the second act.\nOn Wednesday the chorus and\nsome of the principals will check\nover Act 1 and start on Act 3.\nThe orchestra, or most of It, will\nbe In the pit for next Saturday's\nrehearsal. It Is expected that at\nsame rehearsal, the stage hands\nwl|l begin to practise changing\nscenery between the two acts.\nExchange tickets for \"Serenade\"\naro on the campus, and will probably\nbe released some time this wv ek. The\nfollowing ls a timetable of the rehearsals for the coming 'week:\nTuesday! 13.SO, all men. Wednesday: 10.80, drums; 13.80, woodwinds 3.80, tenors) 8.80, ensemble\non . stage. Thursday: 13.30, trio;\nYvonne, Colombo, Oomes with\nwoodwind and strings. Friday:\n10.80, drums and trumpets; 13.90,\nall vocals; 3.30, 3nd violins, desk 3;\n3.80, 2nd violins, desk 1.\nPigs & Steins\nOn Prop List\nBy JOAN THOMPSON\nThe list of properties for the forthcoming Musical Society production,\n\"Serenade\" reads like the inventory\nlist of a combination armoury, pet-\nshop, and home-furnishings department.\nMlml Sohofleld and her assistants have the lot of gathering a\ncollection containing the fearsome\nfollowing; 18 carbines, four pistols,\none dagger, one stiletto, one blunderbuss, two long swords able to\nproduce large and brIUIant sparks\nwhen struck and two dozen surefire percussion matches.\nThe production calls for frying-\npans, rolllng-plns and boiler covers.\nMimi says she'll raid her family's\ncupboards. Of the source |of five\nsteins needed for the chorus she's\nnot quite so sure.\nThe remainder of the interesting:\nitems composes a menagerie. A\nINVASION\n(Continued from Page 1)\nthe Invasion, any way you look at it,\nis a losing proposition.\nLast year, the Counoil had a little extra money to spend on such\nan enterprise, but this year, there\nis none.\nThe University will be closed on\nSaturday, February 4 for the Victoria\nInvasion. All lectures and labs will be\ncancelled, but the Library and the\nlabs will remain open for those who\nare not going to Victoria.\nparrot and a singing canary must be\nfound to grace the stage; also a dead\nrabbit and a dead salmon, freshly\nkilled.\nBut Miml's most difficult assignment, her sticker, ls a small pink\nPig, \"preferably pink but any color\nwill really do,\" says Mlml.\nExtensiye Investigation to see If\npigs had little ones ln February has\nbeen carried on but it was Anally\nfound, on good authority, that pigs\nwill be pigs at all seasons but that\nproduction does fall off slightly ln\nFebruary.\nTHE NEWMAN CLUB will hold a\nmeeting Wednesday, January 18th at\n8 p.m. at the home of Molly Glen,\n4069 West Fourteenth. The subject\nwill be \"Convention and Constitution.\"\n\"Let me serve your oar and your oar will serve you\"\n\"Frank\" Fioke\nU.B.C. SERVICE STATION\n34-Hour Emergency Service.\nSOUTH END OF McGILL ROAD\nComplete Repair Facilities.\nPT. OREY 63\nllltllltlllMtlMMnMlllttMMIMIIMIMMIIMIMItilMMIIIIIIIIMtllMIMIIIIHMtlllMIIIHIIIltMIMHIIMMIIIMtlltlllllMllltlMilHIMMIMI\nUNIVERSITY BOOK STORE\nHrs.t e a.m. to 5 p.m.; Saturdays B a.m. to noon\nLOOSE LEAF NOTE BOOKS, EXERCISE BOOKS AND\nSCRIBBLERS\nAT REDUCED PRICES\nGraphic Engineering Paper, Biology Paper, XMAS CARDS\nLoose Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink NOW ON\nand Drawing Instruments. SALE\nIIIIIIII.IIIIMIMIIMIIMIMIIMHIIMMIIIIMIIIIIIIIItllMII.IMIMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIirillllllllllllllllllMIIMIIIIIMIllllllllllllllllllllM\nDane* at\nCommodore Cabaret\n873 Oranvllle Street\nSeymour 41 for Reservations\nLetters to the\nEditor\nDear Madam:\nThe sad need of oollege spirit on\nour campus is an outworn topic:\nCo-eds, did it ever occur to you to\nhelp remedy this atrocious condition? There is little evidence of it.\nA W.U.S. meeting lately was attended by the \"same few\" who literally attended but that was all.\nWhen the Prealdent asked for opinions no one had sufficient enthusiasm to offer any suggestions, or\neven to approve the propositions\nbrought forward. The consequence\nwas, the meeting was over while\nlate-comers were taking their seats;\nthe President was ln a dlllemma; she\nbegged for a criticism, but no one\nopened her mouth.\nThe W.U.S. Executive have booting* to draw up schemes whloh the\nPresident puts before the women\nof the University at a general\nmeeting. There are only three or\nfour of theae gathering* a year.\nDid it ever occur to you to support\nthe officers you have elected?\n(Oranted the quorum on the day of\nthe election was disgracefully small).\nAll that ls required of you ls to give\nthe presiding officers a minimum of\nco-operation. If statistics are required, here they are:\n(1) Only 400 women of the 800\nW.U.S. bothered to mark out a\nballot ln last spring's eleotion.\n(3) Only 166 of said number attended the Hl-JInks this year.\n(8) In the last three years, only\none woman had the gumption to\nspeak at an Ainu* Mater meeting.\nAfter all, this ls a democracy and\nwe enjoy the privilege of freedom\not speech\u00E2\u0080\u0094let us not shun our birthright nor be neutral members of\nsociety. Let our voices be heard\nwhere some helpful discussion is\npenitent.\nAN IRATE CO-ED.\nCLUB WRITE-UPS\nWANTED FOR TOTEM\nMembers of the following clubs\nplease bring this notice to the attention of your executive, and executive\nplease notice also. These organisations must have their Totem write-\nups ln before January 30 for Inclusion ln this year's book. Leave them\nin the Publication offloe:\nBiological Discussion Olub, Agricultural Discussion Club, Ohemloal\nSociety, Chinese Students, Cosmopolitan Olub, Engineering Society, Forestry Club and Q. M. Dawson Club.\nGerman Club, Historical Society,\nInternational Relations Club, Japanese Students' Club, Letters Olub,\nMenorah Society, Newman Club,\nPhysics Olub, Political Discussion\nClub, Psychology Olub, Student\nChristian Movement and Varsity\nChristian Union.\nIt is reported that there will be a\npresentation of specially printed\nTotems to T?helr Majesties King\nOeorge and Queen Elizabeth when\nthey visit the University during their\nshort stay in Vancouver.\nThe Hotel Vancouver\npresents\nMART KENNY\nat the Spanish OrUI\nExclusive Camera PORTRAITS\nAt Popular Prices\nTHE AGRICULTURAL\nUNDERGRADUATE SOCIETY\nt On Friday, Jan. 20, will Inaugurate\na public speaking course, open to all\nAggies. The course will be under the 1\ndirection of Mr. McDermott of New\nWestminster, and is sponsored by\nSigma Tau Fraternity, an honorary\nagricultural fraternity composed of\nagriculture graduates. The meeting\nwtll begin at 7.30 p.m.\nMRS. DON MUNDAY, the celebrated mountain climber, will give an\nillustrated lecture on Bella Coola and\nthe Tweedsmulr Park ln Christ\nChurch Cathedral Crypt, Jan. 18 at\n8 p.m. This is given under the auspices of the Cathedral branch of W.\nA. There will be a sliver collection.\nOET VALUE\nIN PRINTING\nfor the activities\nof your\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nSORORITIES\nFRATERNITIES\nSOOIAL\nand\nOLUB FUNCTIONS\nTHB\nCLARKE & STUART\n0O. LIMITED\nStationers and Printers\nSS0 SEYMOUR STREET\nVANCOUVER, B.C.\nHere's T^ews . . .\nHOTEL GEORGIA presents\nTREVOR PAGE and his Orchestra\nWINDSOR HOOM\nSATURDAYS - 9.110 P.M.\n$1.25 per Oouplo! Tuesday, January 17, 1939\nTHE UBYSSEY\nThree\nCHANG SUEY\nAND\nTHE CASE OF THE\nCopped Cornerstone\nCHAPTER ELEVEN\nTHE DIRTY NINE SHOWS\nITS GRIT\n\"Many people who wear large, black\nboots has feels to match.\"\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094Chang Suey, xviiiii.\nA guttering candle cast weird\nshadows on the walls of the\nsecret cavern in which the Dirty\nNine was holding its council of\nwar.\nThe leader, Carsize McMlre, paused\nin his battle talk to take a deep\nbreath, and the rest of the Dirty\nNine leaned back instinctively as the\ninterlocking letters on his sweater\nbecame a separate B and O.\nThey blinked as he brought his\nfist down on the old, oaken table\nwith a crash that made the unborn\nacorns squeak.\nMiss Petman was taking down\nhis angry words on her special\nasbestos writing paper.\n\"Chang Suey has led us around by\nthe nose too long I\" roared Carsize,\ntenderly fingering his own plummy-\nlooking proboscis. \"He pinched our\nOnion Building cornerstone with the\nscienceman speclman, Oberon Stench,\nInside It. We can spare Stench, but\n. . . SLAP BOBERTS.\nwe can't afford a new cornerstone.\nChang Suey must be crushed!\"\nBABBLING BROOK.\n\"HearI Heart\" cried Slap Boberts,\nmaking himself heard with some difficulty above the babbling of his\nwater on the knee.\nBut at that moment, Carslse noticed a strange figure standing In\nthe entrance to the cavern. It was\na short gentleman, well bolstered\nabout the equator.\n\"What's your name?\" thundered\nCarsize.\n\"What's your name?\" thundered\nback the plump man.\nCarsize peered at the intruder suspiciously. It was easy to see the\ndamnable cunning of the man.\nSuddenly, Jad Avis jumped up with\nan alacrity that earned him a small\nround of applause.\nBAGS AGAIN.\n\"That man ls V. Burlington Bags I\"\nshouted Avis, knocking over his Big\nBlocks in his excitement.\n\"Yeah? Well I'm Little Red Riding Hood!\" orled Carslse, who wasn't really Little Red Riding Hood\nat all. \"Seise him, men, that's\nChang Suey in disguise!\"\nThe speed and purposeful manner\nwith whioh the Dirty Nine reacted\nwas something to marvel at. (Pronoun.)\nSlap Boberts lateralled himself out\nof a baok exit, thus giving his red\ncorpuscles the rare treat of paddling\nthrough the white caps on his water\non the knee.\nOUR HEROES.\nMannle (the Mauler) Rathison\nJerked up a trapdoor and dove\nthrough the opening, yelling that he\nhad to go to see a man about a basketball loop between Varsity, Cloverdale and Slam.\nJad Avis started a thorough survey\nof conditions beneath the table, where\nhe was rather surprised to see Mr.\nHedgequlck Jumping up and down\non a tin can,\n\"What can I do for you, sonny?\"\ncrooned Mr. Hedgequlck, who was\nbusy proving that you get more\nfun from a thing if you have to\nflght for It.\nThe rest of the Dirty Nine herded\nbehind Carsize, as he straightened\nhis tie for the change. But the proposed victim anticipated them by\ngrinning happily and falling flat on\nhia face.\nBILLET-DOUX.\nHe had been stabbed In the back\nwith three wlng-jings and a Mary\nAnn column. With trembling fingers,\nCarslse withdrew the column and\nslowly read the words written therein.\n\"Dearest Carslse:\n\"Spring ls coming . . . have you a\nsecret craving for a bustle? ... or\nare you already wearing a bustle?\n... or do you need to wear a bustle?\n... If so, try BUtzwhlfter's Little\nMan's Shoppe . . . for all shades and\nweights of bustles . . . ranging from\n93S6.9B, F.O.B., Camden, New Jersey\n. . . also socks ln alluring hues that\nwill flatter your calves . . . and make\nyou want to wear garters again. . . .\nOne (count 'em) thing ln favour of\nMary Ann . . . she's no prude . . . the\nother day a Janitor winked while she\nwas passing . . . and it took the poor\nchap 35 minutes of fast talking . . .\nto convince her that he had a cinder\nin his eye. . . . And Carsize, If you\nhave any 8.30 lectures . . . don't forget to try the Huggleheaver Bros,\nnew big toe caps . . . for people who\nwalk ln their sleep. . . .\nSigned,\nDR. CHANQ SUEY, M.D.,\n(Mass Destruction).\"\nCarsize beat his head in rage, as a\nhorrible laugh rang through the cavern.\n(O.K., ma, oome and help me get\nback Into this straight- Jacket. Were\nyou ever out of it?)\nWe caught Chang Suey's friend in the Varsity Time studio\nln the Aggie Building, taking his audition and took it upon\nourselves to pttfer the super-secretive flies. Here are the results:\nVARSITY TIME\nApplication Form\nName\u00E2\u0080\u0094SHRDLU ETAOIN\nVear\u00E2\u0080\u0094Eternity Faculty\u00E2\u0080\u0094Pub. Age\u00E2\u0080\u0094Inf.\nPhone\u00E2\u0080\u0094Llnotyper's test\nAddress\u00E2\u0080\u0094Any Llnotyper's office\nDramatic Experience\u00E2\u0080\u0094Every book or other publication put out\nby means of linotype. Plays included. U.B.C. Muck.\nWhat noon-hours have you free?\u00E2\u0080\u0094I am always at your service.\nState other activities\u00E2\u0080\u0094Anything literary.\nTo be filled in by Casting Director\u00E2\u0080\u0094Name, voice, vice, enunciation, radio personality all perfect. This person can flt\nInto any or all parts with remarkable facility.\nClass\u00E2\u0080\u0094A-f-.\nVoice Classification\nName\u00E2\u0080\u0094SHRDLU ETAOIN\nPitch\u00E2\u0080\u0094Variable Clarity\u00E2\u0080\u0094Absolute Inflection\u00E2\u0080\u0094Versatile\nArticulation\u00E2\u0080\u0094Perfect Impediments\u00E2\u0080\u0094None\nQuality\u00E2\u0080\u0094Variable Rate of Speech\u00E2\u0080\u0094Any required rate\nStrength\u00E2\u0080\u0094As required Emphasis\u00E2\u0080\u0094Perfect\nEarnestness\u00E2\u0080\u0094Exceptionally convincing\nAppeal\u00E2\u0080\u0094Exceptionally convincing ,\nAdaptability\u00E2\u0080\u0094Perfect Dramatic Quality\u00E2\u0080\u0094Perfect\nAge\u00E2\u0080\u0094Infinite. Faults\u00E2\u0080\u0094Absolutely none\nFraternity and Sorority\nPrinting and Engraving\nOur Specialty\nDANCE PROGRAMMES\nINVITATIONS, 'AT HOMES,'\nLETTERHEADS and\nCHRISTMAS CARDS\nGEKRKE'S\n566 Seymour St.\nTHE MONRO PRE-MED CLUB\nThe Monro Pre-Med Club will hold\nan important meeting on Wednesday.\nJanuary 18, at 18.30 noon In Arts 208.\nl$Hftaiarteff\nAs Roy Brown, the editor of the\nSun, told us at the Pub. tea: \"A\nnewspaper, to exist, must give its\nreaders not what they ought to read\nbut what they want to read.\" So in\norder to please our masculine readers, we give you the following, written by a cynic of 1033:\nFrom the general tone it sounds as\nIf one of the despised women in question must have done him wrong at\nsome time.\nOH EVE!\n\"Woman had man kicked out of\nthe garden of Eden, made him go to\nwork and has kept him at it ever\nsince.\n\"Women are divided into two\nclasses, women who talk most of\nthe time and thoae that are planted In cemeteries.\n\"Women have worked man out of\nevery Job except that of being a\nfather. A woman may have twenty-\nseven hand-painted hangers each\ndraped with a dress and still say she\nhasn't a stitch to her back.\nOH ADAM?\n\"A man will look through the shiny\nseat of his pants and be filled with\nhope that they will keep him from\nIndecent exposure until the coat ls\npaid for.\n\"A woman will have eleven bther\nwomen in to bridge and spend fourteen dollars on roses, prizes, salted\npeanuts, whipped cream and olives\nbut if a man brings home a good\nscout, who has saved him from the\nsheriff, the ball and chain will tell\nhim that she isn't running a soup-\nkitchen for bums.\n\"If a man shows little Interest in\nhis wife she says he is leading a\ndouble life t and If he Is nice to her,\nshe says he has a guilty conscience\nand runs a temperature wondering\nwho the brazen hussy Is.\n\"A woman will cut her dress down\nfrom the top and up from the bottom\nto please a man, and then says she\nhas been Insulted if he should take\nan eyeful or show his appreciation.\nMOSTLY SOFT.\n\"A woman ls soft of flesh, soft of\nheart and often soft of head, but she\nbecomes harder than case-hardened\nroller-bearings when some other woman speaks to her bundle carrier.\"\nFraternity rushing took Its toll\nof student mentality In 1D33 even\nas it does today. Here Is an example\nof the after effects.\n\"Dere Fren,\n\"Ws ovr to Eta bl Bita Pi Frat Hs\n1st nt and gt lt ln fr brj gm? Imagine.\nI hd prty gd Ik at first and then nt\nso gd. So py my Iky rbts ft on tble\nbt ate lt in mstk fr piece of f j. It was\na brown rbfs ft. but my littl brthr\nhas a grey one.\nSo I will nt mk sm mstk again;\nthen I gt up am and walked around\nthe my chr 3 tms bt in 1st trip rnd\nslpy slpt on ls piece of crpt and sprnd\nankl.\"\nSERIOUSLY.\nMy good friend and critic. Mary\nAnn, has Just told me that this column ls all right except that it gives\nan unbalanced view of University\nlife. She ls afraid that it will give\nthe Impression that the student body\nof 1933 was composed solely of unbalanced cymes and Fraternity men\nfast heading toward the Psychopathic\nward. So here I am back ln the Library, lunchless and forlorn, trying to\nAnd something touching on the serious side of campus life.\nHere are the results:\nIn January 1934, student reporters Interviewed Almee Semple Mac-\nPherson who was visiting Vanoouver on a lecture tour. Together\nthey discussed atheism, evolution,\nmarriage and drink. They were\npuzzled as to whether she was the\nworld's greatest actress or fanatic.\nThe Players' Olub successfully produced Ibsen's \"A Doll's House.\"\nThe whole campus was ln a great\nstate of agitation over a name for\nVarsity athletic teams. ' This movement was culminated by a Pep Meet\nwhere the audience almost came to\nHOT NUMBERS IN THE\nSTUDENT DIRECTORY\nStudents! Some of you havo not\npurchased your directory yet. There\nare only one hundred left and those\nof you who are so unfortunate as to\nnot procure on. will undoubtedly regret lt the rest of your life.\nJust think of lt \u00E2\u0080\u0094 the telephone\ntelephone number of every girl on\nthe campus at your finger tips. Can't\nyou see the Implication? Why, that\none-half way down on page 7 might\nturn out to be the girl you have always dreamed of. . . . Now, If you\nhaven't obtained the directory you\nmight go through the rest of your\nlife without your one and only helpmate.\nHOT BLONDE.\nThat one with the long telephone\nnumber on page 9 might be a ravishing blonde or a soleful brunette\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nsuch would be one's Joy on coming\nto meet her that the one small dime\nexpended for this privilege would be\na small charge Indeed.\nThose girls who have always wanted to meet some of the big executives\nof the campus can find them conveniently listed ln the baok. Don't be\nbashful about phoning them, girls\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nthey are ln reality only bashful men\nwith a lot of work to do and only\ntoo willing to hear from some sweet\nyoung thing who will take their mind\noff their work.\nSEX APPEAL.\nNext year lt is rumoured that the\nmales and females will be sent over\nto the Biology labs where they will\nbe classified according to their general attractions to the opposite sex.\nThus if you are listed as a BXP you\nwill look for a feminine address of\nthe same qualifications, and the old\nmethod of choosing one's mate by\ntrial and error will be eliminated.\nAddresses and phone numbers so\nconveniently listed are a necessity to\nany busy student. Considering that\nthe book cost twelve cents but sells\nfor ten cents it la an undeniable bargain.\nPOEMS . . .\nand STUFF\nLEWIS ROBINSON\nTO A SCIENCEMAN\nInto your eyes, so deep, so clear,\nI gaze anew\nWith fondest hope,\nOh, what care I for wine or beer\nWhen I have you\nMy microscope.\n* \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 *\nTO A PRE-MED.\nThe old Doc bled them ln the arm.\nAnd left them with a nurse;\nThe newer school takes nurse in arms\nAnd bleeds them ln the purse.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nThought of the week: Some women\nprefer not to use make-up, others\nsimply haven't got the face to go\nwithout lt.\nREV. H. BURKHOLDER\nTO ADDRESS S. C. M.\nRev. H. Burkholder, general secretary for the R.E.B. of the United\nChurch of B.C. and Alberta, will address the S.C.M. Vesper Service at\nUnion College at 4.30 on Tuesday,\nJan. 17.\nThe S.C.M. Is planning a weekly\nvesper service to take place alternately at the Anglican and Union\nColleges on Tuesdays at 4.30 of each\nweek.\nThe next study group meets on\nTuesday, Jan. 17 at 11.30. Stan Bailey, chairman, will speak on the\n\"Phsychology of Life.\" Future speakers Include Bob Tillman, Mrs. Burkholder, Harry Morrow and Jerry\nHundal.\nThese meetings will take place on\nTuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and\nFriday of the next four succeeding\nweek. Everyone ls Invited to attend.\nblows over the two favourites\u00E2\u0080\u0094Seagulls and Thunderbirds. When the\nsmoke cleared away\u00E2\u0080\u0094well, the result\nls known to everyone.\nAnd, the popular song of the moment was \"You're Oonna Lose Your\nGal.\"\nHtHHIHIMtlllllllHIIIHIIIMIIItllHIIIIIMIHIIHIHIIMIIIHtllMII\nVARSITY SERVICE\nSTATION\n\"AT THE GATES\"\n\"OUR SERVICE MEANS\nHAPPY MOTORING\"\nHHtHHrHHHttH,HMtHHIHHHHHHHHHIHHHHHHH,\u00E2\u0080\u009El\niHHHIHtlHHHHHHHIHHttHHHHHHHtHntHHHttHIHHIHIl\nJust about all you could ask\nfor . . .\nARISTOCRATIC\n. HAMBURGERS\n1 Limited\n1 10th and Alma\nI TAKE SOME HOME\n,11IHIHIHHHHHHH Hit IIHHIHHtlHHHtHHHIHHHIHItlHItl I\nIt is astonishing how frequently ono is reminded of the\ntruths that one\nLE LOUP * learned unwill-\nET L'AONEAU ingly during the\ntorrid sessions of\na French 2 course. Only this\nweek we found ourselves dumbly mumbling \"\>b. raison du plus\nfort est toujours la meilletvre,\"\nand equally cynically pondering\non the simple illustration that\nfriend I.a Fontaine uses to emphasize his moral.\nWe heard a delightful yarn the\nother day ot a situation that proves\nthe dangerous position of the average student if he gets into any trouble. This particular undergraduate\nwas taking a course which required\nhis attendance at numerous laboratory periods which in turn involved\na considerable amount of work.\nAt the close of last term the student handed in his laboratory work\nin the due and appointed manner to\nthe regular authorities of the department. But at the opening of the\nSpring term, when marks are available, the unfortunate student discovered to his dismay that his mark had\nno magnitude! (Do we make ourselves clear?)\nAs the student was not the type to\nbe quelled immediately, he determined to Investigate the\nPROTESTANT Department Head's\nreasons for the cruel gesture. Eventually the reason\nwas given out that said Department\nHead did not think that the laboratory work handed in was the work\nof the student, but rather that it waa\na composite effort of the student and\nothera unnamed.\nNow his proof was not certain; in\nfact his proof was no more than\nhis verbal decision. The student's\nproof was more certain; his proof\nwaa his own actual experience. More\nthan this the other students in the\nparticular department were ready\nand willing to vouoh for the fact that\nthe Ill-omened student had done the\nwork himself.\nCOURT OF APPEAL\nArguments of the student, however, fell upon barren ground. The\nDepartment Head realized that his\nword would be supreme over all\nothers. The student went to the Dean\nof the particular Faculty.\nHere he was met with some enthusiasm, was welcomed ln fact, but\nwas told that the Dean had no choice\nbut to accept the word of his Department Head, who had by this\ntime announced that he no longer\nwished the student in his department.\nAnd so there comes to an end a\nmodern fable. Not unlike the lamb\nthat was accused by the wolf of polluting the stream of water, this student 'was 'destroyed' to the extent of\nalmost a year's work. It ls a tragic\nthing to think that we students are\nregarded as being inherently dishonest, chronically deceptive. Or perhaps lt would be more tragic It we\nall admitted that we were, ln order to\nagree with the Ideas of our professors.\nThe student has been compelled\nto withdraw from the department,\nto take up a new course of\nMORAL studies. Whether he or the\nprofessor \u00E2\u0080\u0094 pardon us, the\nDepartment Head and the Doctor\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nwas the liar, we shall leave to you.\nINSTITUTE LECTURE\nSPRINGSCHEDULE\nMr. John Ridington announces the\nspeakers for the spring terrrf of the\nVancouver Institute lectures. Following ls a list of the speakers:\nJan. 31\u00E2\u0080\u0094Mr. Drummond Wren,\n\"Education\u00E2\u0080\u0094What For?\"\nJan. 38\u00E2\u0080\u0094Rev. J. D. Nelson McDonald, \"The St. Francis Xavier Experiment with Co-operatives.\"\nFeb. 4\u00E2\u0080\u0094Dr. Isabel Maclnnes, \"The\nMediaeval Oerman Town\" illustrated.\nFeb. 11\u00E2\u0080\u0094Mr. Roger Ouimet, \"The\nFrench-Canadian View of Confederation.\"\nFeb. 18\u00E2\u0080\u0094To be announced. Prof. H.\nJ. Laskl has been invited to lecture\non this date.\nFeb. 28-\u00E2\u0080\u0094Mr. R. H. Tupper, \"Changing Views of Oovernment.\"\nMar. 4\u00E2\u0080\u0094Colonel H. F. O. Letson,\n\"Oanadlan Defence and Its Relation\nto the People.\"\nMar. 11\u00E2\u0080\u0094Mrs. Florence James, \"The\nTheatre in Community Life.\"\nMar. 18\u00E2\u0080\u0094Mrs. John Creighton, \"The\nDestructive Element\u00E2\u0080\u0094A Note of Contemporary Literature.\"\nMar. 25\u00E2\u0080\u0094Dr. Joseph Crumb, \"Planning for the Economic Millenium.\"\nApr. 1\u00E2\u0080\u0094Mr. John Ridington, \"The\nMenace of Propaganda.\"\nNURSES' BAIL IN\nAZTEC THURSDAY\nWith the Science Shield In Neon\nand waving balloons providing a gay\nbackground, the Nurses' Ball will\ntake place on Thursday from 8.30 to\n1 ln the Aztec Ballroom of the Hotel\nGeorgia. Music will be under the\nbaton of Wilf Wiley.\nPatrons of the ffair will be Dean\nand Mrs. J. N. Finlayson, Dean\nBollert, Dr. and Mrs. C. E. Dolman,\nMiss G. M. Fairley and Miss Mabel\nGray.\nThe ball, which ls the annual\nfunction of the Nurses' Undergraduate Society, is being arranged by\npresident, Pauline McMartin and\noonvener, Florence Jackson.\nWEIGHTLIFTER8 NOTE\nEight more dollars necessary. Pay\nfees to Ted Margetts, Psl U. table ln\ncaf on Tuesday, Wednesday and\nThursday at 12.30. Thursday ls the\nlast day. Those who have not paid\ntheir fees by Thursday will be Ineligible for membership.\nTHE B. C. T. F.\nThe B.C.T.F. will hold a supper\nmeeting on Wednesday, January 18,\nat B.30, In the Caf. The purpose of\nthis meeting ls to complete plans for\nthe Valentine Dance which ls to be\ngiven by the Federation on February\n14, at Klllarny Hall. There wUl be\nan address by Mrs. Delmage, of the\nParent Teachers' Association. All\nmembers are urged to be present.\nLOST: Will the person who found\none black leather zipper strip bag in\nthe Oym on Friday afternoon, please\nreturn to Mr. Home's office.\nNOTICE\nWill the following please call at\nthe Publications Offlce for Totem receipts: Don Bannerman, Terry Lord,\nEvelyn E. Carter, Olive McDonald,\nFrances Ashworth.\nA meeting of the University Law\nSociety will be held on Thursday,\nJanuary 19, at 7.4S p.m. in the Students' Council Room. The speaker\nwill be Mr. D. E. McTaggart, corporation counsel for the City of Vancouver.\nTotem Staff meeting in Arts 108\ntoday at 12.30\nWe know the answer. We do not\nfeel that the Dean of the Faculty in\nquestion did. (Have we made ourselves clear?)\n7Bo and\n$1.00\n\"AS NEAR AS YOUR PHONE\"\ncaii... 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STACY S\n*\nif*^ ^^\u00E2\u0080\u0094 ^^^^ ^^m*\*\\\\\\\mm%m*. ^^^^ *m\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\W\njHSshM^W^^I^ ^^^^^^ m\\\\\\\\^^^^^*\\\\\\\\ ^^m\\^^^^^^^^^m\\^*^ks. _^_B^^^^_^ ^^_^_^^^^^^^\nMs ___r ^V ^^T^ ^^^ ^-*\^m ^1 ^^^_^_^_k_. ^1\nIOE HOOKEY\nFRIDAY NITE\u00E2\u0080\u0094FORUM\nVARSITY vs. DUMONTS\nPour\nTHE UBYSSEY\nTuesday, January 17, 1939\nVARSITY HOOPERS BEAT W. W. COLLEGE 4S-43\nSPORT\nVIEWPOINTS\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094By Frank Turner\nDon't look now . . . Just charge It\nup to that old adage: \"Once a sport\nscribbler, alwaya a aport scribbler.\"\nThat's the only reason, plausible or\notherwise, for explanation for reappearance. (Ed. Note: Any reference\nto persons living or dead hereinafter\nIs purely coincidental.)\nLOOKER LOOKEB.\nDid you ever overlook the roster of\nthe Ubyssey sport department? It's\nreally enlightening I The Survey: Ye\ned. Orme Dier, scrappy oentre on\nHookey sextette, worries about puok\ntilt: \"Hey Robinson! Write about the\nloe tussle willya? If Harmer or I\nscribble lt, readers will undoubtedly\npoint fingers and smirk 'glory\nhounds I'\"\nAssociate Ed. Basil Robinson, one\nof the best Rugger sorum halves In\nthese parts, not to mention star soc-\ncerite, hollers out: \"Kow much, er.a\nis Hall (Ormy to you) poi-r.amg out\nUB.C. or Varsity rugger tilt?\"\nStar Reporter Orrny Hall: \"What\n'ell you guys I I've only got eight\nminutes today\u00E2\u0080\u0094toss up, sirs, for my\nservioesl\"\nAssociate Ed. Myrne Nevlson, perennial stalwart on Varsity's grass\nhoekey squads and comely mlas in\nher own right, demurely suggests\npossibility of submitting her \"Co-ed\nSports\". (The same being UB.C. Coeds' Journalistic standby for three\nyears.)\nSTAR DUST (?).\nStar Reporter (they all are on this\nrag\u00E2\u0080\u0094take lt from Dier) Lionel Salt:\n\"Olmme that assignment, I've only\ngot from 10 a.m. on to spend In the\npub (Ubyssey office, wise guy I).\nStar Reporter (repeat last classification of same) Jim Harmer, Canadian football, English rugger and loe\nHockey standout: \"Hey Dier, I oan't\nwrite rugger and hookey because . . .\nIntramurals? T'-'ll with . . . okay,\nokay l\"\nOolumnlstlc Note: It usually ends\nup in a \"everyman for himself, and\nthe devil take . . . charge of the sport\npagel\"\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nCAUSTIC COMMENTS.\nEditorial writer on this rag in last\nTuesday's issue definitely needs education, which Is the only reason for\nallowing continuance of the same at\nthis institution. What editorial, sir?\nThe one about detects in sport managerial system\u00E2\u0080\u0094the aforesaid scribbler being sadly misinformed, thus\nformulating erroneous conclusions.\nHow so? Because the system as in\neffect these days, although with defects common to all human organizations, ls definitely an asset to sport\ncn this campus. Reference: Men's\nAthletic Prexy Rann Matthison, and\nthe Athletic Directorate, which body\nhas considered all aspects of sport\nadministration. (After that dissertation, readers may relax and breathe.)\n* \u00C2\u00BB \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nBOUQUETS: (Donees listed below.)\n1. The University of British Columbia Ice Hockey team, for patient\npractice and surprising showing. Special flowery tribute to Manager Morris Belkin for superb publicity work,\nto Ooalle Ed Benson, for remarkable\nplaying ability, to every member of a\nchampionship-contending squad, and\nto Blue and Oold studes. All we say\nis: \"Let's not stop now I\"\n2. Byron Straight, hoopla artist, for\ndeveloping a Frosh basketball quintette. That's the only answer to the\ndearth of annual aggregations of star\nplayers. Coach Straight ls also applying the typical U.B.C. offensive and\ndefensive systems to his squad.\n3. Athletic Director Maury Van\nVllet, all-round athlete, Thunderbird\ncoach, etc., etc., for gradually Introducing the idea of compulsory physical education on the campus. Van\nVliet's statistics should be sufficient\nto swing the innovation,\nMaurymen Beaten Saturday,\nWin Mon., Play Fri. & Sat.\nUniversity of British Columbia successfully started their\nmonth of homecoming basketball exhibitions against touring colleges yesterday when they just managed to nose out Western\n\"Washington College 45-43.\nAfter going through the flrst half\nwtth only one point separating them\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094Washington 38\u00E2\u0080\u0094Varaity 34, both\nteams continued to match baskets\nthroughout the last canto and at any\none time not more than a pair of\nbaskets separated either side.\nMATTHISON HERO\nCaptain Rann Matthison settled\nthe whole thing with only a minute\nto go by looping In a peaeh of a long\nshot from Just inside the oentre\nstripe. The mighty mite took his\ntime and the paoked gym let out a\nroar as the ball swished htrough\nwithout touching the hoop.\nAotually Varsity were a tiny bit\nlucky under the hoop and their long\nshots were likewise rimming the\nhoop and dropping back Into play.\nLUCAS ooon\nIf any honors were to le handed\nout, the biggest of these wculd drape\naround the broad shoulders of \"galloping\" Alee Lucas. \"Luke\" was\nriding high and handsome and his\nwild gallops down the floor almost\ngave Mary Van Vllet nervous prostration. In any case the lanky, likeable Luke dropped in 10 pointa to tie\nRann Matthlaon for top Varsity\nscoring honors.\nFollowing Matthison and Lucas\nwas Don Livingstone with an even\nhalf dosen markers. Wally Johnston, the Chllllwaek rookie, looked\ngood again but two baskets was his\nlimit. Surprise of the afternoon was\nyoung Doug Alexander, who electrified the crowd with 5 points in Just\nunder a minutes.\nBest for Washington were Eyer\nwith 0 points and Foxx with 11 markers.\nThe heavy Varsity schedule continues all thla week with blue and\ngold oopers meeting Harlem globe\ntrotters Friday, Stacy's Wedneaday\nat noon In the gym and Paolflo Lutheran College at noon Saturday on\nthe oampua.\nLOSE ON SATURDAY\nVarsity dropped behind In the\ninter-olty baaketball race Saturday\nnight when they lost a rough enoounter, 44-80, to Tookes. The refereeing\nwas rank and many of the Tooke\nPoints and certainly the 5 point margin waa due to extra markers resulting from free shots.\nAlthough the outcome was gloomy for Maury and hla boys there\nwas at least one brought spot ln\nthe person of young Wally Johnston of Chllllwaek playing his flrst\nseason of senior ball.\nThe pink-cheeked one played a\nwhale of a game and picked himself\noff an even dosen counters. His specialty is a fake shift followed by a\npivot and then the shot\u00E2\u0080\u0094which, at\nloast on Saturday night, was working\nto perfection.\nRann Matthison, Frank Turner,\nand By Straight all tallied 6 points\nwlhle big Alec Lucas turned ln a\npeach of a game bagging an even\n8 markers.\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094By Ormle Hall\nBOYS' INTRAMURALS\nEven the gala pep meet on Friday\nfailed to dim the enthusiasm for\ninter-class basketball, and a smashing double header put the Intramural\n'melon drama' further under way.\nSc. '42 whipped Sc. '41 (13-7) with\nDavies leading the way, scoring ten\npoints. Sc. '40 were taken by Arts '39\n17-7. However, no teams are out before they lose two games and every\nclass is still right in there.\nThe flrst round will be completed\non Wednesday when Sc. '39 clash\nv h Arts '42. The two first round\nlosers. Anglicans and Arts '40, square\noff to complete the double header.\nWanted, a flock of strayed Frosh\nfor Wednesday! Turn out for the\nteam, even if you've never seen It\nbefore!\n'BIRDS BEAT\nW. VAN 32-0\nVarsity started the 1M\u00C2\u00BB Vancouver Rugby Union season with a\nHeld day Saturday when they walloped West Vancouver Rarbartans\nSS-O at the Stadium.\nConditions were deplorable and the\nrain greased the ball to the extent\nthat handling was next to Impossible\nafter the llrst half.\nHowever, ln the flrst canto the\nThunderbird backfleld opened up\nwith a das-ling running attack and\nRanjl Mattu, Harry Lumsden, Johnny Bird and Jimmy Harmer all raced\nover for tries. Tod Tremblay and\nHarmer booted converts to make the\nsoore 16-0 at the half.\nSWEET SIXTEEN.\nAfter the crossover Mattu Immediately crossed the West Van line again\nand minutes later Strat Leggat also\ngalloped over on the end of a three\nline break.\nTowards the end of the game Sandy Lang fought his way over from\n3 yards out, followed shortly after by\nTommy Robson who climaxed a 80\nyard handling effort.\nTed MoPhee and Jim Harmer\nbooted extra pointa to bring the second half total to identically the same\nas the first halt 16 points fiesta. Add\nthe two 18's and you have the story\nof Varsity's 33-0 shutout.\n'BIRDS TENDER?\nOn the whole the Thunderbird display was pot impressing. It was\nlargely a case of the Barbarians not\nbeing very good that spelt the whitewash. The Blue and Oold are still\ndefinitely out of shape and they will\nhave to play better rugger It they are\nto win the Miller Oup. And incidentally sensational rugger If .they wish\nto cop the McKechnie bauble.\u00E2\u0080\u0094Hall.\nGRADS UPSET\nUBC RUGGERS\nMUDDY BATTLE ENDS\nIN 6-6 DRAW\nSaturday on that quagmire in\nStanley Park, more familiarly known\nas Brockton Point, the Orads Rugby\nFootball Club stage done of the major upsets of the rugger year by holding the U.B.O. squad to a 6-0 score.\nTrue enough, all Orad points came\nas the result of penalty kicks, but\neven ao they must be given credit\nfor holding the strong Ubeecees to\nsix markers; consisting of two unconverted tries on efforts by the student backflelders ln the second half.\nOrads took a three point lead into\nthe last half as a result of a penalty\ngoal, but a try by Oeof. Mackie pulled the Blue and Oold to even terms.\nORAD TACKLING OOOD.\nThe student scrum was working to\nperfection throughout 'but their efforts were wasted by tough Orad\ntackling or the extra slimy pigskin\nslipping through the hands of the\nbackfleld.\nCleve Cunningham put the U.B.C.\nteam three points up by scoring the\nlast try of the day, only to see their\nwin fade as Orads converted their\nsecond penalty in the dying moments\nof the game.\nHOCKEYISTS\nTRAVELLING\nTO SPOKANE\nBEAT AIRPORCE AS\nHARMER STARS\nBy CHARLIE CRAIG\nBefore a crowd of 1500 cheering fans, who flocked en masse\nto the Porum on Friday night,\nthe Varsity Ice Hookey team\nwalloped the Air Force stick-\nswingers to the tune of 5-1.\nThe Varslty-Alr Force battle was\nthe feature attraction In a program\nwhloh Included a game between Du-\nmoots and the Cubs, and an exhibition of fanoy skating.\nThe Thunderbird boys began early\nin the game to prove they really had\nsomething on the puck, and two minutes after the atart of \u00E2\u0080\u00A2the game,\nCharlie Ouiguet whlased one past\nthe Air Force goalie.\nBENSON OOOD AGAIN\nThe flrst period saw two more\ngoals for the Varaity Icemen \u00E2\u0080\u0094 the\nflrst by Austin Frith on a pass from\nNorman Otll and the seoond from\nthe euper-co-operatlon of Orme Dier\nand Jim Harmer who executed one\nof the smoothest plays of the evening.\nIn the scoreless second period\n\"Bashful\" Benson, tbe boy from\nKlmberley, continued hie inspired\nperformance ae goal-keeper, and Just\nto make the game more interesting\nfor the Airmen, he played \"hide the\npuok\" by sitting on it, thus stopping Air Force attacks.\nLAMBERT SCORES!\nThe play speeded up in the third\nperiod when Marcel Ouiguet soored\nfor Varsity with an assist from Brother Charlie, and a solo rush by de-\nfenoeman Maury Lambert accounted\nfor Varsity's fifth goal. Thirty aeoonda before the final whistle blew\nthe Airmen swooped down on the\nThunderbird net, and soored their\nonly marker.\nDefenoemen Jaok Moxon and Angl\nProvensano were greatly responsible\nfor the Varaity win slnoe they more\nthan onoe broke up threatening Air\nForce attaoks.\nHonorable mention goes to BUI Ka-\npak and Norm OUI and also to the\nVaraity band which provided the\nmusic and atmosphere for a real college game.\nTRAVEL AT NIOHT\nThe biggest test of the Thunderbirds of the ice Is Is scheduled for\nSaturday night when they meet the\nhard-hitting Oonsaga Bulldogs ln\nSpokane after an all-day trek by\nboat and train.\nNothing is out yet on who ls to\nmake the trip, but only eleven men\nwill be able to go, so there will have\nto be aome paring done at the practice of the hockeyists called for tomorrow night at the Forum.\nIf the boys can beat the Dumont\noutfit on Friday night and then travel for the next twelve hours and\nput up a good battle against the biting bashing banging Bulldogs, they\nwill all be eligible for at leaat the\nVictoria Cross.\nDEBATING MANAGER\nManager Morris is not expected to\nmake the trip as he is supposed to\ndebate in the McOoun Cup series\nover the week-end. Former manager\nIrman Fiorello will no doubt take\ncharge of the boys on the long tough\njourney, and will do his best to get\nthe whole team back In time for the\nCaster Exams.\nNo faculty representative has been\nappointed yet to make the trip, but It\nls expected that Coach Frith will\ntake charge of that enc\u00C2\u00BB of the proceedings.\nHELP\nwhen you need It. Just write for our catalogue r 1 College Helps,\nlisting more than a thousand and one aids, outlines, and translations for coUege courses.\nTHE BOOK EXCHANGE\n\"Canada's nook-Olssrlng Xohh\"\n370 Bloor St. W., Toronto, Ontario\nRICH, DARK, FRINCH\nITYLI CHOCOLATI\nPACKID WITH CRISP,\nCRUNCHY ALMONDS\n9ftr i I _\u00C2\u00BBi nta\nBURHTAIMOHD\nV\nl P I N\nI - I I < M < > < O I t\ T I\nSOCCERITES\nLOSE AGAIN\nTO STVREGIS\nTODD. ROBINSON SCORI\nIN 4M.'**m*-*M*H-*M**\"\nCO-ED SPORTS\nRy MYRNE NEVISON\ni-mmimi-iiiiiihm--*--------iii-**-h--i-hi------ii--**--*-*-*--------i\nORASS HOCKEY.\nHanging up their sixth shut-out In\nnine games, the smart UB.C. grass\nhockey squad overpowered the fighting Orandvlew Orads 3-0 Saturday\nafternoon on a soggy Connaught\nPark pitch.\nVarsity, true to form, appeared\nwith but seven ambitious players and\nhad to default their game with Ex-\nKitsllano. However they had enough\npeople out to play a practice match\nwhich they proceeded to lose 4-0.\nDespite the downpour and slippery\nfield, the U.B.C. eleven played a fast\nbreaking game sweeping goalwarda In\nquick passing attaoks.\nSheila Wilson, Anne Carter, and\nFaye Burnham, each tallying onoe,\nsupplied the scoring punch for the\nstudents.\nPERSONALS.\nThe U.B.C. eleven, more powerful\nthan It has been for years, should\nprove well-nigh Invincible this year.\nIt's time the girls .had a team that\ncan win a few games\u00E2\u0080\u0094they are travelling to Victoria on the Invasion\nand expect to make up for their defeat of last year. . . . The collegian\nfullbacks, Hortense Warne and Betty\nCole, make a powerful combination\nand' scare the opposing forwards\naway.\nCO-EDS TRAVEL.\nThe basketballers have the travelling bug, too. This Saturday the Senior A girls wUl go to Port Albernl to\ntry their luck there. Last time they\nplayed an out of town team, they\nactually won; so, gosh, if they win\nthis one, why, it will be three victories in one year.\nThe girls have also been asked to\nshow their wares in Viotorla, but\nplans for this trip are still very tentative.\nSENIOR B's.\nI.X.L.'s, the young Amazons that\nset back Normal last Wednesday by\na mere 103-6, will meet our Senior B\nquintette in a preliminary to the\nboys' game this Wednesday at the\ncampus. The collegians aren't making\nmany pre-game predictions but they\nhave certainly got their fingers crossed. We don't blame them.\nHookey Teams: U.B.C. \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Wilson,\nCarter, Burnham, Armstrong, Norle,\nScott, Wright, Warne, Cole, Lean.\nVarsity \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Kenny, Chowne, Teagle.\nThompson, Henderson, Munro, Crowe-\nevery Inch of the gymnasium.\nWORLD BEATERS.\nIf you are fortunate to be able to\ntake ln Friday's exhibition you will\nprobably see the finest basketball\nteam ln the world (n action as the\nHarlemltes are rated'superior to even\nthe pro teams of the vory fast New\nYork circuit."@en . "Newspapers"@en . "Vancouver (B.C.)"@en . "LH3.B7 U4"@en . "LH3_B7_U4_1939_01_17"@en . "10.14288/1.0124147"@en . "English"@en . "Vancouver : University of British Columbia Library"@en . "Vancouver : Students' Publication Board of the Alma Mater Society of the University of British Columbia"@en . "Images provided for research and reference use only. Permission to publish, copy, or otherwise use these images must be obtained from The Ubyssey: http://ubyssey.ca/"@en . 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