"CONTENTdm"@en . "http://resolve.library.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/catsearch?bid=1211252"@en . "University Publications"@en . "2016-01-18"@en . "1952-10-24"@en . "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/Ubysseynews/items/1.0124099/source.json"@en . "application/pdf"@en . " JA-.\n/ r\n11 w\nTHEy1^'\nRugby\nGame\nSaturday\nVOLUME XXXV\nVANCOUVER, B.C., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1952\nPRICE 5c; No. 13\nWAITING WITHOUT AVAIL to be rescued by engineers are these co-eds at last night's\npyjama party. The engineers managed to penetrate into building but fled in confusion\nbefore two irate proctors. Photo by Hux Lovely\nDebate On Religion\nPacks UBC Foriim\nBy JOHANN STOYVA\nOver 49 per cent of a packed student audience at yesterday's\nForum debate voted that religion had outlived its usefulness.\nThough competing with both a VCF sponsored mass meeting\nand a COTC compulsory military parade the debate drew one\nof the biggest crowds that the Forum has had in recent years.\n\"Institutionalized religion has>\niserved to fossilize thinking and\nWednesday last Day\nTe Pick Up Cheques\nAU scholarship and bursary\nwinners of UBC are requested\nby ' W. White, university ac-\n, count>ant to call at the accounting office, cashiers' wicket, not\nlater than Wednesday, October 28, to collect their scholarships and. bursaries cheques.\nletard social progress,\" declared\nffjldb Loosmore, outspoken campus\nsocialist on the resolution that-\n\"Religion has outlived its usefulness.\"\nLoosttiore charged that religion\nIn t^s^Mn*!^ajbalief in a eqper\nnatutwrbwnl,\"ls Inconsistent with\nour democratic way ot life.\nDICTATORSHIP OP QOD\nReligion involves the dictatorship of God 'and a position of servitude on the part of man. Religion,\nhe charged, hag been used to in-!\ncite the masses \"to work all day\nlive on hay and then eat pie In the\nsky when they die.'' |\nThe speaker cited the words of:\nSt. Paul who advised the slaves j\nof bis time to be \"obedient to their\nmasters.\"\nCHURCH AS CLUB\nl.oosmore charged that the\nchurch serves as a club used by(\nthe upper classes to browbeat the\nworkers into submission. He pointed out that the church has even\ngone so tar as to stir up strife.\nHe further declared that the\nchurch has served not as a brlnger\nof peace but as recruiting agent\nfor the governments of most modern countries.\nThe speaker's chief point was\nthat religion functioned as an instrument of reaction. 'Society today,\" he declared, \"Is in great danger. It must be changed, and religion stands ln the way of this\nchange.\"\nNOT DICTATORSHIP\nCharlie Ripley, secretary of the\nSCM, championed the orthodox;\npoint of view. Ripley maintained\nthat, Christianity does not constitute a dictatorship; on the contrary, the emphasis is on a loving;\nand merciful saviour. |\nMe also challenged Loosemore's\nstatement that Christianity is an\nother-worldly religion.\nEMPHASIS ON BROTHERHOOD\nHe maintained that, ln the'\nChristian fulth, the primary emphasis is ou human brotherhood!\nrather than on the affairs of the'\nnext world. Ripley finally declare:! i\nthat the only alternative to religion is chaos.\nMOCK ASSEMBLY, RIAL MEET\nTO HIGHLIGHT UH CEREMONY\nNoon-hour, flag-raising ceremony conducted by Dr.\nN. MacKenzie today, will start this year's UN birthday\ncelebration. > \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 - .* \u00E2\u0096\u00A0.: - :i*--S ?*-:-*=*#.;*. *\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\u00E2\u0080\u00A2/-\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nCanada's Town Meeting will originate from Brock\nHall, at 3:30 p.m. this afternoon. Four UBC students will\ndiscuss \"Should Western Germany be Re-armed?\"\nClimax of the day's celebrations will be a mock General\nAssembly fyeld in tihe Brock at 8:15 this evening.\nAndrew - Jamieson\nHave Heat Debate\nIn a free-swinging debate Prof. Geoff Andrew, Executive-\nassistant to the President, and Dr. Stuart Jamieson, of the UBC\nDept. of Economics, discussed whether \"The North Atlantic\nTreaty Organization would supplant the UN.\"\nSpeaking for the affirmative.^\"\t\nProf. Jamieson admitted that the\nNATO could never be a substitute\nfor the UN but he said, \"The NATO\nprinciple and the UN principle cannot co-exist. t\n\"The basis or NATO Is military\nstrength concentrated in a Regional Organization. This detracts from\nthe hope of a powerful world forco\nstrong enough to enforce international law throughout the world,''\nDr. Jamieson said.\nAID NECESSARY\n\"In order to strengthen NATO\nand its member countries the economic aid necessary to produce a\nhealthy world economy is being\nchannelled Into this regional alliance,\" Jamieson stated.\nHe warned that our whole thinking in international affairs was becoming regional and that this wus\ndirectly contrary to what was necessary if the i'nited Nations was\nto succeed in its work.\nAPOLOGY\nTo all the people who came\nout to hear Chief Mulligan last\nWednesday, the SCM humbly\napologizes. The meeting was\ncaneelled at the last minute,\nand, through an executive slip-,\nup, no notice of the cancellation was posted. We are most\nsorry for the resulting inconvenience to a large number of\nstudents. You will have another opportunity to hear Chief\nMulligan, as he will be speaking\nto us on Wednesday, November 19.\nGENERAL MEETING of the re-\nJuvlnated, reconstituted Arts Undergraduate Society will be held\nTuesday, November 4, at 12:30 in\nArts 20 1. |\nNominations are now being re-;\nceived for the offices of president,\nvice-president In charge of special\nevents, secretary, treasurer and\nchairman of the publicity commit-'\ntee. All candidates please deposit,\ntheir nominations, signed by TWO\nsupporters, iu the AUS box in the\nA .VIS office before the November\n1 meeting.\nWar, Man's Sin,\nSir Arthur Smith\nBy VALERIE GARSTIN\n\"War Is not Cod's will, It Is\n.Man's sin,\" said Lleutenant-Ceneral\n| Sir Arthur Smith in an address\n\"Faith Tested By War\", Thursday\nAndrew] in the Auditorium.\nMany men through the ages who\nhave felt a call to arms have also\nbelieved in dod but tbe two are\nnot incompatible, be continued.\nRIGHTEOUSNESS\nIt is rattier righteousness at any\ncost and not peace ut any price.\nMut lie did not hesitate to add that\nREPLACE UN\nIn rebuttal, Professoi\nstated that, \"To consider NATO\nas an entity or as a natural community which could reduce the\nUN was unrealistic.\"\nHe claimed that NATO had\ngrown up to fill the power vacuum\ncreated in tlte world due to failure\nof the UN to be able to establish\na strong central force. \"When this] lie has the greatest respect for the\nvacuum is filled then all the power J genuine and honest pacifist.\nof NATO will, or should be. devoted to seeing that the principle;\non which the UN Is founded are\nput into 'effect.\" lie said.\nI'rof. Andrew warned that there faith is\nwas a very real menace that when will fail\nNATO forces became sufficiently\nstrong there would be those who\nwould advocate a \"quick, painless,\ndefensive war.\"\nIDEALS OF UN\nIn a tribute to the Ideals of the\nUN he said it would take faith'\nand work for many year*, but if\nonly in human effort if.\nThe strength of a wholehearted and genuine faith cannot\nbe overestimated. \"My simple faith\nlias been tested and I find if\nworks.\"\nRedshirts Kidnap\nFails Completion\nCCfHead\"\nTo Speak\nHere Soon\nCampus To Hear\nWinch, Coldwell\nThree CCF party heads,\nDon MacDonald, Ernie\nWinch, and M. J. Coldwell,\nwill speak at UBC as a part\nof the CCF club's fall program. First speaker, MacDonald, is scheduled for\nMonday, October 27.\nHeading the list will be a speech\nby Don MacDonald, national\nCCF secretary, who will appear\nat \"UBC on Mbnday, October 27.\nMacDonald Is on an organizing\ntour of Western Canada and\ncomes to the campus After vislt-\nM. J. COLDWELL\ning many points in H.C. lie will\nspeuk in FG 100.\nOn November 5 there will be\na, film shown , also in Wl 100.\n\"We've Oot You Covered\" is a\nSaskatchewan film, outlining\nthe history of government car Insurance. Although some of the\nstatistics may not now be 'applicable, the film tells an exclt-\ning story of progress.\nErnie Winch, veteran of H.C,\npolitics, Is scheduled to speak\non November 19. Winch has an\nERNEST WINCH\ninternational reputation for his\nsocial welfare work.\nAlthough born In England, he\nsettled early in Saskatchewan\nas ii school teacher. During his\ncareer he has been president of\nthe Canadian Teachers Federation, Chairman of a Saskatchewan Royal Commission, Kogina\nAlderman, Ci.'F Provincial Leader in Saskatchewan, and national cl'iiniuui of the ('I'I'\". He was\nfirst elected to parliament In\nlit.1.', and succeeded ,1. S. Woods-\nworth as leader in I'.i-I2. Coldwell\nwas one of the Canadian delegation to the UN Conference at\nSan Francisco in I ft \u00E2\u0096\u00A0!\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\">.\nMAMOOK'S EXECUTIVE meet\nin\" ev'll lie held Friday noon in\nitoom I aS. Hrock,\nBrock Proctor Turns\nBack Engineers\nBewildered engineers, standing around dumbly in the rain\noutside Brock Hall, failed to kidnap Nurses Undergraduate\nSociety president Marion Brown from the WUS pyjama party\nlast night,\nAfter rigging a \"rescue\" of the\nnurse, planned as un addition to\nEngineer's Smoker, over 30 \"red\nblooded wlldmen\" were turned\nback by Brock proctor, Bill Brad\nshaw,\nEXPELLED!\n\"If you dure to come into this\nbuilding tonight, I'll see that you\nare expelled from university,\" said\nBradshaw.\nThe redshirts, who had gained\nentrance to the building by way\nof an unlocked window ln the Publications Board, had assembled at\nthe head of the stairs at the north\nm\nend of the Brock, and alter hearing\nthe approach of tbe proctor, tumbled\nback down into the offices of the\nPub Board, leaving hastily by the\nwindows.\nONLY THE PROCTOR\nCries of \"Do you guys call yourselves engineers?\" and \"What's\nthe matter, that's only the proctor\"\nwere heard U3 the redshirts came\nout onto the lawn ln front of the\nBrock Lounge.\nA single RCMP corporal, prowling the campus in a radio oar, and\nobviously not suspecting anything\nwas going wrong with the WUS\nHi Jinx affair, came by the east\nmail 'as the -sciencemen poorer out\nst Hie Wbek. MrteSlng \"fteret\nthe Theatre; Monday, March 2,\n\"Tiie Problem of Style and Communication in Scientific Literature,'' 0-. k. c. Dolman. Professor\nand Ueail of the Department of\nllacteriologv and llll IlllltlologV. PAGE TWO\ni %\nTRE UBYSSEY\nFriday, October 24, 1952\nTHE UBYSSEY\nMEMBER CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESfl\nAuthorised ag second class malt by the Post Office Dapt., Ottawa, Student subscriptions\n$1.20 per year (Included in AMS fees). Mt\u00C2\u00BBH subscriptions $2,00 per year, Single copies\nfive cent.?. Published throughout the University year by tne Student Publications tfoard\nof the Alma Mater Solcety, University of British Columbia- Editorial opinions expressed\nherein are those pf the editorial staff of the Ubyssey, and not necessarily those of the\nAlma Mater Society or of the University.\nOffices In Brock Hall For display advertising\nPhone ALma 1624 Phone ALma 3363\nEDITOR-IN-CHIEF JOI 8CHLE8INOIR\nExecutive Editor Gerry Kidd Managing Editor Elele Qorbat\nSenior Editor, HAROLD BERSON\nCity Editor, Myra Oreen; News Bdltor, Ron Sapera; Women's Editor, Flo McNeill\nLiterary Editor, Gait Blkington; CUP Editor, Patsy Byrne; Editorial Assistant, Vaughan\nLyon; Staff Photographer, Hux Lovely. Desk Men, Pete pineo, Mike Ames, Top) #horter.\nLetters to the Editor should he reetrlcted to 160 words. The Ubyssey reeervee the\nright to cut letters and cannot guarantee to publish all letters received.\nLETTERS TO EDITOR\nWhere's The Gin\n,, At last we'have had a letter from one of\nour readers asking us what happened to the\nOld Ubyssey. He complains about the absence of \"hippy girls with peek-a-boo bangs\"\nfrom our pages, and, after having rifled our\nfiling cabinets, the lack of gin (extra fine) in\nihe Publications office.\ni\n< While the writer of this letter has noticed\nbloodshot eyes and a five-day stubble?\" he\nasks.\nWhile vt\u00C2\u00BBe writer of this letter has noticed\nthe reecnt changes in the Ubyssey, his questions bark up the wrong tree, in fact they can\nhe answered quite easily.\n\"Peek-a-boo bangs\", it seems, are out of\nfashion this year, which will be a serious\njoss as far as the name itself goes.\nAn attempt was made earlier this year to\nkeep a bottle handy in the filing cabinet;\nhowever, it was found that the bottle was\nempty before it even got warm- As for the\nbeards: we figure that our five o'clock\nshadows equal our predecessors' five day\nstubbles.\nHavii\g finished'with hyperbolic comparisons we can turn to the real changes that\nhave been effected.\nThe casual reader may not have noticed\nthat the Ubyssey turns to ribald only when\nthere is a lack of other copy. As witness to\nthis fact we submit this editorial\nThe lower ratio of cheesecake and allied\narts in this year's paper can, therefore, be\nattributed directly to the increased efficiency\nof the Ubyssey as a news gathering organization.\nThe Ubyssey, as always, stiil depends on a\nfew old standbys for its controversial editorial\nmaterial, specifically those organizations that\nnever fail to rise to the bait. There are the\nGreek Letter Societies (how about thqse\ndiscriminatory clauses, boys?), gqd of course\nthe good old CQTC (how did you like your\nlittle compulsory lecture yesterday, or was\nit a parade?).\nIf these and a few other organizations hfd\nany heads to keep cool, the Ubyssey Would\nprobably have to find advertisers tp fill up\nthis column. However, as long as Russians\nwant to be exchanged, as long as councillors\ninsist on opening their mouths, as long as the\nUBC blood corporate coagulates latter than\nquotas can be met, in fact as long as there is\na single breath within the hollow cheat of pne\nsingle engineer, this paper will he kept busy.\nA Musical Ignoramus\nThere reecntly appeared in this paper a\ncriticism of the works and pronouncements\n}I. It used to clutch me tishtly and put its\narms around mine; on cold nights it used to\nkeep my chilly toes warm as I lay in bed.\nAnd now it's gone.\nWhat's more, it was a keepsake. \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 It had\nbeen given to me by my father before he got\nhis tie caught in the disposal unit. Poor dad.\nThere he was, under the sink, all wrapped up\n.in a brown bag. And now some heel has\ntaken his last offering.\nI tried my best to get it back, too. I tried\nthe \"psychology\" ad: \"Will the terribly nice\nperson who made the perfectly understandable mistake of accidentally taking the wrong\nraincoat last Friday please return it at their\nconvenience?\"\n' And the sympathy approach: \"Blind paralytic cannot find raincoat . . .\" but to no\navail.\n% jAAUKk.\nMy faith in human nature lies shattered at\ntlle feet of suspicion. I trust no-one. As\nCanada's best-dressed educator passes by, I\nstrain to read the label on his eoat. I lqok\nweasel-eyed at my best friends; and any of\nyou that turn up with a new raincoat between\nnow and Christmas can expect to 'see a sullen,\ndetermined looking character dogging you,\nhis old army ground sheet wrapped firmly\naround his shivering irame. And when jolly\nold Kris K tingle comes shooting down my\nchimney with his merry HoHpHo (and a\nbottle of rum, I hope), I'll be ryjht there in\nmy pyjamas with a search warrant to go\nthrough his loot-sack.\nMy real reason for bringing the matter up,\nhowever, is much more serious. You see\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nand this is strictly confidential\u00E2\u0080\u0094this coat was\nworn by a speckle-backed Koala \u00C2\u00A3ear during\nthe recent British Atom Tests in Northern\nAustralia, and I'm really a famous physicist\ndoing research on the effect of radiation on\nclothing in my secret laboratory under the\nLaw Building.\nSo whoever has it, had better get it back\nquick before they kill thousands of innocent\npeople.\nBesides, I really know who took it, and if\nit doesn't show up in the next couple of days\nI'm goin\u00C2\u00AB' to have him or her or them arrested.\nEditor, the Ubyssey\nDear Sir,\nNow l don't want to be oat\nwho (a always after carrying\ntales *nd gossiping, and each\nlike but there are some things\ngoing on around this campus\nthat I think you should know\nabout.\nAnd I think it's my duty to let\nyou know so you can do your\nduty and let other people know,\ntoo. After ill, news ia anything\nthat Is published In most newspapers, and the Ubyssey is no\nexception.\nWeil vetting down to what I\nwus going to say. lt happened\nthat I was accidentally walking\npast the Frederic Wood Tfysatre\nrecently nnd on the steps sat a\nyonng ibib f ho appeared to be\nin severe roentml anguish. When\n1 (yon know, everybody* friend)\nenquired into the cause of his\nagonies, he looked up at tne, hie\nglassy, bloodshot eyes nearly\nsubmerged in the bap which\nsupported them ,w& moaned:\n\"Oh woe is me! Oh woe is me!\nA.11 is sadnessl AU U gloom!\nI'm snared in the cocpjwe\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nThis actors' tile wiU be my\ndoom\"\nAt this, point be waved to the\ntheatre and the shriek* of pain\nemitting from U:\n\"Jmt look *t this! Ridiculous!\n*W*twenty-one le \u00C2\u00ABl#r4om\ntoowf\nNever hae there b^en inch fuss,\nNever has there been such\nsound.\"\nThen, he stood up, \u00C2\u00ABnd assuming his most classic pose, (his\nindefinite profile being shown to\nadvantage and his receding law\nflluverlnj):\n\"Oh Zeus, oh Zeus, you sonofa-\nmoose,\nWill you' not hearken to my\nprayer:\nAgisthos dost attach! For-\nsoothe!\nI must entrust me to thy care.\"\nIt must beve been here that\nAfjstfcos SJtohHed Mm- for he\n4hhf SnikVduds\nmmm\nsrmm\nThis weather is like a young\nman in love. It blows hot and\ncold and early morning fog\nmists the clear sight. But\nsight won't help the citizens\nof British Columbia if the\nproposed telephone rate increase goes through. We are\nwilling to bet that the lost\nart of letter-writing is found\nagain, and quickly.\nAttribute the failure of the\nLiberals In the B.C. Provincial\nelection of June 12 to whatever\nyou want from patronage to\npolitical coalition. The fact is\nthe voters wanted a change, but\nto what they didn't quite decide.\n* * V\nWith all the lovely 'avion-bleu'\nuniforms on the campus yesterday we civilians felt Intimidated.\nBut the feeling didn't last.\n* * *\nNewapaner men and women\nwre just Uke other human beluga,\ntbjy WW* for a living.\n* # *\nWhat pore cf}n we say about\nthe Student directory this year\nexcept that it's the best job\ndone t)o f'iir. The handiest handbook th\u00C2\u00ABl ever cost a quarter.\n* * #\nNow that UBC has Jltplly realized the ultimate goal: a Homecoming parade through downtown Vancouver with floats,\ngirls, streamers und old cars.\nThe duty of every student to his\nAlma Mater Is clear. Don't stay\nhome during Homecoming Weekend, November 1.\nstaggered slightly, regaining\ncomposure only after some difficulty and then clasped his\nbreast:\n\"Oh fate! Oh, Doom! Blood fills\nthe room\nAnd rises nearly to my knees\u00E2\u0080\u0094\"\nThen as though all this were\ntoo much for one human being\nhe cried:\n\"Enough! Enough; Let's stop this\nguff!\n1 th(pk I'H go get drunk, by\nJeea!\"\nThe poor chap turned to go,\nbut jjut at that moment there\nstormed up the stair a wild melee of enthusiastic Thespians,\nthe like ol which I never expect\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094or hope\u00E2\u0080\u0094to see \u00C2\u00BBJRM\u00C2\u00BB. and as\nthey ro.areand dancing.\nAs a student new to UBC this\nyear and a lover of daocjag. I\nwae quite disillusioned with the\nlack of Vancouver hospitality displayed, it 'seems to me that\ndance club members could be\nhelpful by acting as hosts find\nhostesses to see that everyone\nhad a good time.\nHow about it, tea dancers.\nA DANCE LOVfin.\nEditor, the Ubyssey,\nDear Sir,\nftrfce M\u00C2\u00BB^Ken\u00C2\u00BBle, o\u00C2\u00BBr trim*\nfrom away down South, presented some valuable ^criticism on\nthe Woman's.Page last issue.\nThe Ubyssey does not claim to\nsponsor masters of repartee, but\nrather would welcome aijy such\nindividual to contribute her lit-\nmmmmmmmmmmwrmm\nMm sity Tht*fr\u00C2\u00BB\nmmmmmmmmm\nWHW\nI\nmr\nWilliam Powell \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Julia Adam*\n\"Treasured!\n{Color by Technicolor)\nDick Powell \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Peggy Dow\nf'Yqn Never Cw -f0P\n.1\u00E2\u0080\u0094:\ni\nDOUG\nWfttfHT\nMAMIMNQN M. MfMUMMY (Arcbmtbgy -\nttffeittf in shaipeulng their rapier\nwmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiim^\nwit at the expense of their slower\nwitted adversaries, etartlftg with\nthe classical eplgrgms of the Romans, such as Martial and Horace.\nMartial was a well known Roman\nwriter, most of whose epigrams\nwere obscene, but Who oftened\nabused his fellow clttsens..\nHe oalled ihee vieieue, slid he?\ni.yJ\u00C2\u00ABi Mlfl\nTheu art rvg ylelous, thou art Vice\nIteelf.\nThe Gxmit writers were no less\nclever al their repartee, and the\n(ollowing epigram might well be\nmtpJM to some modern politicians.\nm\nwjmm\nUBYSSEY CLASSIFIED\nTU1CFOR SALE, 42, TAU* II0.M.\nTA,. \u00C2\u00AB,W7. John. Excellent condl-\nu\u00C2\u00ABa. (i*)\n|)\u00C2\u00BBP\u00C2\u00BBmiifiN\u00E2\u0082\u00ACED PARISIAN TEA-\ncher, Just back from Peris. Has\nFrench diplomas. Will instruct\nMttlvaieKy students in French. Ph\nMadame Juliette Fraser, CE. 3622.\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0iw w. lath. (1$)\nTYPING: ESSAY JJ, THESIS,\nNotes, expertly and promptly\ntyped at moderate rates. We have\nserved UBC studenta since 1*48.\nhone AL. OflUR. Mrs. 0. 0. Robinson, 4180 W. llth. ' (27)\nSINOLE, ROOM, BREAKFAST\nand dinner for male students In\nquiet home. AL. 0T81R.\nNEW CAR,, 105? PREFECT, 440Q\njpiles^ hejUw, and det. chgins4 apti-\nfreege. 4fl miles per gal. Cost $1*75.\n# Asking HW or offer Call Peter\nMoori, AL. *M2L. (13)\nFOR SALE, f 3.5 tfonka Cam\u00C2\u00BBra,\n35 mm, coupled range finder,\nspwide to WMkth see. Case, portrait\nlens. 0. llfht meter and case, all\nfor t*\u00C2\u00A7. Phone OB. 0577. (16)\n1 PAIR'OF LADY'S NEW SKJ1S,\nsteel edges, Kanadar harness, new\npoles. Phone KErr. 3A85L. (13)\nGENTLEMAN'S FAWN ENOUSH\ngabardine raincoat. Condition, ner-\nfeet* Very reasonable. KErr. 5150L.\n(18)\nMAN'S LIOhT BROWN TWO-\ntrQiwer SUM, eljse 38. Hardly worn.\nKErr. 5160L. (13)\n2 PBTWTAL' BIRCH DESK, SIZE\n54 inches by 30'inches. Phone Mr.\nRolfe. CH. 9.239. Business phone No.\nMA- M*i- di)\nQE^TJiEMAN'S 8PR1NO AND\ni\u00C2\u00ABjj coA $w& conauton. sine am.\nAL, VfflU\nR^MKS FOR THE MAN WHO\nretniHM) my packetbook. P. J. S. on\ninaide- Please leave ut pub office.\n(14)\nLUTHERAN BTUUENTS. STUDY\nlectures each Thursday 12:30, Arts\n10.1. Student Advisor, Rtv. Satre of\nDnnliar Lutheran Church. (II)\nPASSENQERS WANTED FOB\n8:30'* \u00C2\u00BBhd return Monday to Frl\nday. Leaving 19th and Oak via\n12th. Call CH. 2993.\nWANTED, BH3ER8 FOB 8:30'\u00C2\u00AB,\nfrom vicinity of 36th Avenue West\n*nd M\u00C2\u00AB\u00C2\u00ABKe\u00C2\u00ABsie Street. Phone Ivan\ngt mrt. 32#8R.' <14)\nPASSENGERS WANTED FROM\nvicinity of Renfrew and Charles.\nCan go 10th or 12th, 8:30, Mon.-\n8m. Phone HA. 779\u00C2\u00BBL. (14)\nWANTED, PASSENOER8 FOR\n8:30's. i come west from Broadway\nand Gamble. Contact Joe Quan in\nthe photo studio, Hut A3 behind\nthe Brock, after 1:30.\nWANTED, RIDE FROM 25th AVE.\nand Oak St. for 8:30's Monday,'\nWednesday and Friday. Please\nphone Bhirley, CH. 3628.\nSTUDENTS FOR RIDB, LEAV-\ning 10th and Oak. Phone Harold,\nCE. 6203.\nLOST, a small Evergood mads in\nFrance pen. park blue. In the\nChem. building or on the way to\nthe Ubrary huts. Please return\nto the Lpst aq4 Found In the AMS.\nRIDE WANTED FROM N. VAN-\ncouver, 8:30 classes. Leave qniyer\nat Alma Mater office.\n1 PAIR QLASSES tjtf BROWN\nleather case. Please phone John\nMacDonald at CH. 0\u00C2\u00BB3ft.\nQ\u00C2\u00A3AY &APPH1BE STONE LOST\nhetween Caf and Commerce Dots.\nReward. CE. 9380.\nLOST, PARKER 61 PEN. BLACK\nwith silver cap and gold clip. Phone\nJoy, AL. 0939R,\nLOST, LAST WEDNESDAY 15TH,\ndouble strand of pearls, Rhinestone\nclasp. Pirone HA. 4876L. (13)\nSAT. MOWING, 10:30, DABK\nblue burbwy. Phygics room 200. J.\nCarter, Fort Camp. Reward.\nLOST, LADY'S I4TT4J! FfNGER\nring with crest engraved In bloodstone. Sentimental value- Phone\nKErr. 6623-L. (15)\nENGLISH CONEY COAT, SIZE 12\nstrapless evefllug gown, gold satin\nnylon net, bust 32, waist 24. Made\nto nieusure, uever worn. Phone CH.\n8fi67.\nGENTLEMAN'S SPRING AND\nfall coat, good condition. Slae38-9.\nAL. 0257L.\nLOST, FRATERNITY PIN, INITIALS R. I. S. on hack. Finder pleaso\ncall CH. 5737. (15)\nFortune advanced thee all might\never\nThat nothing Is Impossible to her.\nThis sort of writing established\na literary tradition that can be\ntraced all through literature I The\nElizabethans larded their plays\nwith a rich store of colorful Invective, using every type of metaphor\nand stmllie. The Elizabethans were\nstrong stomached, but no doubt\nsuch Shakesperian phrases as\n'\"Thou green sarcanet flap for a\nsore eye,\" or \"That bottled spider,\nthou foul huch-bak'd toad\" had an\nIndigestible effect.\n> The classical influence ls seen\nmost strongly In Pope, whose heroic couplets are Ideally suited te)\nthe abusive* epigram. He* was a\nsmall, deformed man who looked\non life cynically, and one of his\nparticular butts was the English\naristocracy.\nAnd all your courtly civet cats\ncan vent\nPsrfum to you, to me Is, excrement,\nLiterary men have often had\nscientific Interests. Shelly, for example, set off bombs at Eton, and\nSamuel Johnson did 'involved experiments on finger nail growth,\nbut few had such a notable scientific achievement td their credit\nas Sir John Harrington, an Elizabethan wit and scholar. His aristocratic' nose was offended by the\nsmell emerging from castles and\nhovels alike, so he Invented the\nwater closet, writing an extremely\namusing and coarse book ald, offensive lineman, are out\nwith injuries and did not travel\nwith the team.\nMike Chyrknluk, Bob Knidshnw\niiiul Hill llortlo went down with the\nmuch action due to minor injuries.\nSeveral other players are crippled\nup with lumps, bumps and bruises\nbut will be out on the field on Friday night.\nAbe Poffenrothfl coach of the\nSavages, feels that his team is\n\"up'' for the game and thinks his\nsingle-wing attack will be enough\nto give the Eastern Washington\nplayers their first win or the season.\nGIRLS' INTRAMURALS\nVolleyball\nMon. Oct. 27\u00E2\u0080\u0094Tudors vs. Blue\nand Little Dippers vs. T.T., 12:30.\nTues.. Oct. 28\u00E2\u0080\u0094Pre-Meds vs. Mlgs\nand VOC vs. Home Ec, 12:80.\nWed.. Oct. 29\u00E2\u0080\u0094P.E. 1 vs. Wesbrook and Pharmacy vs. Bronze,\n12:30.\nThurs., Oct. 30\u00E2\u0080\u0094'Aggies vs. Maclnnis and Turkeys vs. Ghouls,\n12:30; Pinks vs. \"'Ad* Amblers,\n1:15.\nHockey\u00E2\u0080\u0094All games 12:30.\nMon., Oct. 27\u00E2\u0080\u0094Sparks vs. P.E. 1.\nTues., Oct. 28\u00E2\u0080\u0094'Mlgs vs. T.T.\nWed., Oct. 29\u00E2\u0080\u0094-Maclnnis vs..Arts\nAmblers.\nFri., Oct. 31\u00E2\u0080\u0094Aggies vs. Nurses.\nMon., Nov. 3\u00E2\u0080\u0094Colonials vs, ex-\nJayo.\nTups.. Nov. 4 - Wesbrook vs.\nNewraau.\ntill"@en . "Newspapers"@en . "Vancouver (B.C.)"@en . "LH3.B7 U4"@en . "LH3_B7_U4_1952_10_24"@en . "10.14288/1.0124099"@en . "English"@en . "Vancouver : University of British Columbia Library"@en . "Vancouver : Student Publications Board of the Alma Mater Society, University of British Columbia"@en . "Images provided for research and reference use only. 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