"CONTENTdm"@en . "http://resolve.library.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/catsearch?bid=1211252"@en . "University Publications"@en . "2016-01-18"@en . "1934-11-27"@en . "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/Ubysseynews/items/1.0123807/source.json"@en . "application/pdf"@en . " #\n^\nIssued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia\nVOL. XVII.\nVANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1934\nNo. 18\nD.B.C. Debaters To Meet\nEnglish. Team Friday\nDEBATE FRIDAY AT HOTEL VANCOUVER\nROBERTSON CRICHTON OF OXFORD, AND LESLIE JACKSON OF\nCAMBRIDGE, TO MEET CONWAY AND SUMNER\n\"Will John Sumner and Jack Conway successfully uphold\nthe affirmative of the resolution: 'That Pacifism is a Spiritually\nand Economically impossible creed' when they meet Robertson\nCrichton and Leslie Jackson in the imperial debate this Friday\nevening at the Hotel Vancouver?\" is what the students are\nasking this week.\nSumner ln Winnipeg Debate\nJohn Sumner, a senior in Chemical\nEngineering, has been an outstanding\nmember of the Parliamentary Forum\nsince its inception. Last year, as well\nas debating against the Law Students\nSociety here, he represented his Alma\nMater in Winnipeg against the University of Manitoba. Sumner is well\nknown in political circles as an excellent C.C.F. speaker. This year, he\nis President of the L.S.E. and hence\na member of Students' Council.\nConway Starred In Palo Alto\nJack Conway, senior, made a very\ncredible showing in his first year of\nformal debating, according to Frank\nMillar, president of the parliamentary\nforum. He is experienced in international debating. He has debated\nonce against Bates College and twice\nagainst Stanford. As a member of\nthe team which defeated Stanford in\nPalo Alto last yesir, he received considerable praise. He is a member of\nthe forum executive and prominent\nin the Players' Club, having had parts\nin the Christmas Plays and Caesar\nand Cleopatra.\nOxford Man Also Editor\nRobertson Crichton was educated at\nSeaberger School in Yorkshire where\nhe showed himself to be extremely\ninterested in Debating and in the\nDrama. He produced six plays there\nand later at Oxford played \"Quince\"\nin the Reinharclt production of \"A\nMidsummer Night's Dream\" for the\nO.U.D.S. At Oxford too, he held executive positions both on the debating union and the Conservative Association. In his undergraduate clays\nhe was also Editor of the \"Isis,\" the\nOxford Journal; and president of the\nlaw society,\nThough politically a Tory Mr.\nCrichton is very definitely \"left\nwing\"; so much so in fact that he\nassisted in bringing forward an anti-\nmilitarist resolution at the party conference in 1933. Mr. Crighton is a\nScotsman and never allows himself\nto forget it though he is destined for\nthe English bar.\nJackson Interested In Drama\nLeslie Tumour Jackson was born\nin Cape Town in 1912. He was educated in Nottingham High School,\nwhore he was n Scholar and Captain\nof the School, and at Trinity Hall,\nCambridge, where he was an Open\nExhibitioner in Classics. His early\ninterests lay rather in the direction\nof the stage than the debating platform. At an early age he obtained\nparts in his school productions, fin-\n(Please turn to Page 3)\nFan Dancers\nAt Pep Meet\nAre Success\nBuddy Smith, Dodle Brown, Featured\nIn Meeting Friday\nShakespearian Plays\nDiscussed By English\nProfessor In Interview\n\"Julius Caesar was very pleasantly\nstaged and acted; a revelation of\nwhat can be done with Shakespeare\nby average actors,\" declared Dr.\nSedgewick, in an interview granted\nto tho Ubyssey.\nHe did not think that it would be\npracticable to present a Shakespeare\nplay th;s spring. \"The difficulties of\npresenting such a play increase in\ngeometric progression as the size of\ntho play and the number of actors.\"\nThe chief difficulty lies in training\na large number of students to speak\nblank verse; the presentation of a\nplay, as outlined, would demand a\nwhole term's work. \"However,\" said\nthe genial doctor, \"I would like to\nsee a play attempted, if the proper\npreparation was put on it.\"\n\"I hope the Players' Club will be\nable to find something better than a\nNoel Coward pla\. A University performance should have genuine artistic and intellectual content.\"\nDr. Sedgewick thought that if short\nscenes were to be given, serious scenes\nwould be more suitable than comedies or farces. \"I suggest particularly\nthe Council scene from the first act\nof Othello\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094A. B,\nJOHN SUMNER\nShakespearian Actor\nTo Give Performances\nFRITZ LEIBER\nFritz Leiber, famous contemporary\nShakespearian actor, supported by\none of the finest playing companies\never brought to Vancouver, will give\nperformances at the Vancouver Theatre beginning on Dec, 3,\nThis season, Mr Leiber is confining\nhis repertoire to five of the great\nEnglish playwright's productions:\nHamlet, to be given on Dec. 6, 8; Julius Caesar, on Dec. 5, 8; The Merchant\nof Venice, on Dec. 4; King Leor,\non Dec. 3, 7, and Macbeth, onl Dec. 5.\nThe actor and his company are presented by Elbert A. Wickes\u00E2\u0080\u0094who also\nhas the Abbey Theatre Players, of\nDublin, on tour. In Mr. Leiber's\ncompany are noted the following outstanding names: Virginia Bronson,\nAgnes Elliott Scott, Mary Emerson,\nVera Loday, Gordon Burby, Eiic Kal-\nkhurst, France Bendtsen and John\nBurke.\nVarsity Y.M.CA. Hears\nDr. Topping on League\nDr. Topping, president of the Vancouver branch of the League of Nations Society, was guest speaker at\na supper meeting of the Varsity Y\non Monday, Nov. 19, in the Caf.\nDr. Topping outlined tho objectives\nand functions of the League in world\npolitics and their present applications.\nTiie League should be an international form of government to restrict\nthe freedom of the national state in\norder to safeguard the freedom of\nall. Geneva stands for a world community among a world of anarchy.\nDiscussing tho problem of racial min-\n(Please turn to Page 3)\nThe combined roars of the Arts-\nmen, Sciencemen and Aggies fought\nfor precedence with the melodious\nstrains of Cam Smith's Embassy Orchestra. A shower of lunch papers\nperpetually fell on the stage. In\nshort, there was a pep meeting Friday.\nAs usual, long before the meeting,\nwas officially open, the three faculties' cheering sections engaged in a\nprolonged vocal contest. This was\ncut short when Stu Keate appeared\nbefore the curtain as master of ceremonies. He t'shcred In the meet to\nthe tune of a heretofore unheard of\ncomposition, which was very well received.\nBuddy Smith regaled the audience\nwith a song. This was followed by\na short talk by Coach Ivor Moe, who,\nwith a little questioning by the master of ceremonies, conceded the team\na good chance on Saturday. Fred\nBelton, who played his last game\nSaturday, spoke briefly.\nThe cries of the cheerers next\nbrought out Dodie Brown, who gave\nan interpretation of \"Savage Serenade.\"\nA distinctly immoral note was lent\nto the program by Messrs. Whimster,\nCharlton and Sargent, with their fan\ndance. It had been announced that\nthat \"The fans were quicker than the\neye,\" but, while the boys did vheir\nbest, a few mixups occurred.\nThe new senior cheer leader, Max\nLegg, then led each faculty in a yell,\nwhich was followed by a university\n\"Kitsilano.\" Bi'l Tremaine officially\nhanded over the megaphone.\nTotem Editor\nALAN BAKER\nAlan Baker, editor of the 1935 Totem, is a graduate of Victoria College\",\nwhere he was president of the Alma\nMater Society. He has been on the\nUbyssey staff rincc coming to Varsity, and has acted this fall as Exchange Editor.\nGeorgian Club\nScene Of Last\nArtsjK Party\nFEES MUST BE PAID BEFORE YOU\nCAN ATTEND PARTY\nSoft lights, Emerson's music, and\na good supper will be combined with\na pleasing effect when the graduating class in Arts holds its last and\nbest class party in the Georgian Club\nnext Thursday evening. This party\nwill be the climax in class functions\nfor Arts '35.\nThe commit!eo in charge will be\nStewart Crysdale, Mamie McKee,\nHenry Clayton, Margaret Winter,\nArthur Mayse, Irene Wallace, and\nBill Stott. Patrons and\" patronesses\nwill be President and Mrs. L. S.\nKlinck, Dean an 1 Mrs. D. Buchanan,\nMrs. Sedgewick, Dr. G. G. Sedgewick\nand Dean Bollert.\nPay Fees\nAll who pay foes for graduation are\nentitled to attend, and tho executive\nwishes it known, that party or no\nparty, graduation fees must be paid.\nThe pre-Christinas fee is $3, the\nafter-Christmas fee $4:50. The approximate distribution of this fee is\n$1 for the party, $2 for the valedictory gift, and the remainder for the\ngraduation ball, thc banquet, and possibly a boat excursion.\nThe $3,00 fee should be paid at once.\nThe draw will take place tomorrow at noon-hour. Any of the men\nbelonging to the class may invite a\ngirl for whom no ticket need be\nbought if sha is a member of the\nclass and has paid her fee. If she is\nnot a member of the class, he may\nbring her for an extra $1.\nThe draw will provide partners for\nthe remainder of the class members,\ngirls who draw blanks may take anyone they like without additional cost\nDr. Harris Surveys\nModem Methods In\nChemical Research\nDepartment of Science\nConsidered\nCOMING EVENTS\nTuesday, November 27\nNoon. Arts 100, S.CM., Dr.\nHugh Dobson: \"Family Life.\"\n9:00 p.m., Varsity vs. V.A.C,\nSenior A Basketball, Varsity\nGym.\nThursday, November 29\n9:00 p.m., Arts '35 Class Party,\nGeorgian Club.\n\"Whoever controls the basic chemical industry of u nation controls that\nnation, and no nation can ignore research and live,\" declared Dr. J. Allen Harris at the Vancouver Insitute\nlecture Saturday night in Arts 100.\nDr. Harris opened his talk on \"Reality in the Chemical Age,\" with a\nbrief outline of what Chemistry is,\n\"Most people,\" he said, \"associate\nchemistry with thc corner drugstore\nThc movies havo given another erroneous conception of the chemist.\nMany pvople look on the chemist as\na magician.\"\nResearch vs. Tariffs\n\"What manufacturers understand,\nthey use. The attitude towards chemistry is one of militant scepticism.\nAnd, though they have refused research to improve their products, they\ndemand higher tariffs when the\nchemically developed products of\nEurope outsell tneirs. Research to\nimprove products would be better\nthan any tariff. The modern handwriting on the wall I translate as:\n\"The price of progress is research.'\nAs an example of the use of chemistry, I will take the cotton growers.\nBy discovering that edible fats can\nbe made from cotton seed oil, the\nchemist has added $150,000,000 annually to the value of the cotton crop.\"\n\"Unless our governments realize\nthat this is a chemical age, we are\ncertainly headed for that chaos which\nso many people are prophesying for\nus.\"\nDr. Harris then gave a brief survey of the Aluminum industry, the\nartificial silk industry, and the calcium carbide industry. He showed\nthat these industries had grown tremendously since the processes were\ndiscovered.\nUnnatural Resources\n\"We are now getting to a point\nwhere modern science will tend to\nprevent war. There is no longer\nmuch need to acquire colonies to\nprovide raw materials. And in B.C.,\nwe will find that our natural resources are no longer natural resources, because nobody wants them.\"\n\"I believe that a Department of\nScience should be added to our cabinet, to scientifically co-ordinate our\nindustries. And I believe that aluminum offers a new industry for\nB.C. Here I have a can of sardines\nfrom Norway, But it is not packed\nin tin plate. It is packed in alumi-\ni num. Tills has many advantages.\nFirst, it would offer a good new industry for B.C. Second, no label is\nneeded, as printed matter can be\nstamped on the metal. Third, no lacquer is needed, because aluminum\nforms its own protective coat of oxide. Fourth, when used, it can be\nremelted and made into another.\n\"It has been said that most ideas\ncome from England and France, are\ndeveloped in Germany, and the patents are bought in America. I think\nthat in Canada we buy the finished\nproduct. And imless we wake up\nand realize that this is i chemical\nage, we will go on doing so.\"\nCopies Of Questionnaire On War\nBeing Distributed To Students\nj For the convenience of students, copies of the question-\n1 naire which appeared in last Friday's Ubyssey on \"What Do\nYou Think About War?\" are being distributed in the Cafeteria.\nAs this is a question which concerns no one so vitally\nas young people of university age, it is hoped that the students\nwill give their wholehearted support in giving their honest opinion on the subject of war. It is only by so doing that we, the\npersons directly concerned, can give expression to our feelings\non the subject. The attitude of university students throughout\nCanada and the rest of the world can work as a very powerful influence in determining the attitude of the public in general, and hence in helping to decide whether or not civilization\nis to go through another wholesale slaughter inconceivably\nmore terrible than that which occured from 1914 to 1918.\nIt appears to be the opinion of some people that the students of this university are dead, and without any interest in\nnational or international affairs. The response which this questionnaire brings forth will prove conclusively whether or not\nthis is so. All that yo$have to do is to put a check opposite the\nopinions with which you agree and deposit the questionnaire in\none of the boxes provided at the entrance to the Caf and in the\ncorridor of the Arts Building. Blanks may be obtained at the\nPub Office.\nThe staff of the Ubyssey is doing its part by distributing\nthese ballots and is also prepared to take care of the collection\nand tabulation of the results. Is it too much to ask the students\nto do the rest?\nSMUS\nMUTTERINGS\n\"WE ARE, WE ARE, WE ARE\nTHE ENGINEERS\nScience! This te our column. The\npurpose of SMUS Mutterings is to\nserve the sciencemen \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Notices, announcements of meetings, information,\nsayings of Science, comments, and\nwhatever you want. We have one\nmore appearance this term\u00E2\u0080\u0094hand in\nyour contribution to your class rep.,\nor address to Bruce A. Robinson, 4th\nyear Ch. Eng. BEFORE next Saturday\nnoon.\nClass representatives are:\n5th Year\u00E2\u0080\u0094Bern Brynelsen\n4th Year\u00E2\u0080\u0094Jimmie Orr\n3rd Year\u00E2\u0080\u0094John Witbeck\n2nd Year\u00E2\u0080\u0094Raymcnd Jones.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 *\nSCIENCE PARTY FOR\nSCIENCEMEN\nScience scores again\u00E2\u0080\u0094the party of\nthe year\u00E2\u0080\u0094moro than throe hundred\npresent. At this rate the Science Ball\nis going to roll faster than ever.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 * \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nSinclair and Potter were responsible\nfor the decorations\u00E2\u0080\u0094we hand it to\nyou, you sure did a fine job,\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 * *\nNon-sciencemen failed lo crash on\nFriday, thanks to the efforts of Orr,\nCarruthers, and ethers.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00C2\u00BB \u00C2\u00BB \u00C2\u00BB\nScience songs, yells and hats helped\nto make the evening a success. That's\nfine, that is what they were made for,\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00C2\u00AB \u00E2\u0099\u00A6\nAnd coming home from the party\none couple hit a night-mare, they\nran into a milkman's horse.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nBOWLERS\nThose who watch the trend of the\nmarkets have noticed a phenomenal\nrise in the price of second hand bowlers. They take it as an indication\nof improved business. But in reality,\nthe increased demand for used bowlers and the corresponding increased\nsale of red paii t may be taken as an\nindication that Science pep is floating on a full tide.\nThose Aggiei who dared to lift a\nred bowler and display it atop the\nflag pole on the \"Horse Building\",\nwere dealt with ua gently as possible\nin retrieving the emblem of superiority for Sci'ence. Aggie resistance was\nat a particularly low ebb\u00E2\u0080\u0094owing to\nthe epidemic of \"milkmaids' knee\"\nsweeping the Faculty and putting several 'culture men on the sick list.\nLet's hang on to our red lids boys,\nthey are ours. Don't give them to\nperformers even though they are\nbelles, you may not get them back.\nRed bowlers are a Science tradition.\nThe men of '3d and '33 had them (as\nlong as they could fight for them)\nand under no conditions did they\npart with them willingly.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 * *\nHOW ABOUT A 'CUT'?\nCome, fellows, let's have some top-\nnotch designs for an illustrated heading for SMUS MUTTERINGS. Make\nS.S. distinctive\u00E2\u0080\u0094show some initiative!\n(Please turn to Page 3)\nCanadian Stamps Are\nCollected on Campus\nAre you a philatelist? If so, you\nwill be interested in a collection of\nthe postage stamps of Canada and\nthe early British North American Colonies that was started by the University several years ago.\nThe work is carried on, under the\ndirection of the President, by a special committee appointed tor the purpose, and this Committee is commissioned not only to add, regularly, the\nstamps that may from time to time\nbe issued in Canada, but also to endeavour to secure, through gifts or\notherwise, any stamps of Canada that\nwill add to the completeness of the\ncollection.\nContributions Wanted\nAll contributions of old Canadian\npostage stamps are welcomed; and\nthose who hwe stamps that might\nadd to the completeness of the collection or who know the owners of\nold stamps who might be pleased to\nhelp the University in this endeavour\nare urged to co-operate with the committee in making the collection, especially of eaily issues, as complete\nas possible.\nPostage stamp collectors, students\nof Canadian History and others who\nare interested may have access to the\ncollection through the Registrar.\nHave you read The Colonial Postal Systems and Postage Stamps of\nVancouver Island and British Columbia by A. S. Deaville? It is in the\nlibrary.\nPhilosophy Club\nStudys Schools\nOf Thought\nThe last Philosophy Club meeting\nwas held on Tuesday at the home of\nDr. C. W. Topping. Papers on \"Behaviorism\" and \"Functionalism\" were\ngiven by Miss Bella Newman and Mr.\nChris Loat respectively.\nBehaviorism started in 1898 with\nEdward Thorndyke and his book,\n\"Animal Intelligence.\" His work was\ncarried on by John B. Watson, under\nwhom it became a natural science.\nThe Behaviorists limit themselves to\nthings that can be observed. They\ntake the whole field of human adjustment and study responses, conditioned and unconditioned, and their\ninfluence is on the modification of\nbehavior. Watson recognized three\nkinds of emotional response, fear,\nrage and love. \"Behaviorism is the\nlast word of science about ourselves.\"\nFunctionalism is the most conservative of all tho schools of psychology\nand is n logical outcome of the theories of James expressed in his \"Principles of Psychology\" in 1890. James\nsaid that the final process is the association of things, not ideas. Functionalism, though closely connected\nwith biology, shows the difference in\nthe actions of body governed by mind\nfrom pure body. It is \"the study of\nthe response of a whole individual\nrather than the investigation of thc\nmovements of any single part of the\nindividual.\" at\nr\nPage Two\nTHE UBYSSEY\nTuesday, November 27, 1934\n(Member C.I.P., P.I.P.A.)\nTelephone: Point Grey 206\nIssued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Board\nof the Alma Mater Society of the University of British\nColumbia.\nMail Subscriptions $2. per Year\nCampus Subscriptions $1.50 per Year\nEDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Archie Thompson\nSENIOR EDITORS\nTuesday: Darrel Gomery Friday: Zoe Browne-Clayton\nNews Manager: John Cornish\nSports Editor: Donald Macdonald\nAssociate Editors: Murray Hunter, John Logan\nAssociate Sports Editor: Clarence Idyll\nFeature Editor: Margaret Ecker\nAssistant Editors: Donna Lucas, Pauline Patterson\nAssistant Sports Editors: Paul Kozoolin, Ron Andrews.\nLiterary Editor: Arthur Mayse\nExchange Editor: Alan Baker\nAdvertising Manager: Tad. Jeffery\nReportorial Staff\nDoreen Agnew, Don Hogg, Dave Pettapiece, Shinobu\nHigashi, Freth Edmonds, Jack McDermot, Jim Findlay,\nBill Stott, Doreen Davis, Dorwin Baird, Paddy Colthurst,\nAlan Baker, Kemp Edmonds, Jim Beverige, Katherine\nScott, K. Grant, Bob McKenzie, William J. Robertson, R.\nA. Morrison, Lloyd Hobden, Madge Neill, Bob King, D.\nM. Fitzpatrick (features), Sam Roddan (Muck), Sheila\nBuchanan, Norman De Poe, Nick Rodin, Ruth Hall.\nCirculation Assistant: Alan Walsh\nCirculation Manager: Stuart De Vitt\nColumnists: Alan Morley, Nancy Miles\nCartoonist: John Davidson\n<\3RC CSS OOPS\"\nThe V\A.Lfu\u00C2\u00BB5\n5-mp\nBy Nancy Miles\nTUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1934\nTHE IMPERIAL DEBATE\nThe debate between the representatives of\nthis University and the team from Oxford and\nCambridge\u00E2\u0080\u0094to be held in the Hotel Vancouver on Friday next\u00E2\u0080\u0094will undoubtedly prove\nto be one of the most outstanding events of\nthis term.\nThere are many features of this contest\nthat should arouse interest and enthusiasm\namong students and the public, in general. In\nthe first place, it is important to realize that\nU.B.C. will face men who are recognized veterans, trained in the finest of all oratorical\nsocieties\u00E2\u0080\u0094the famous Oxford and Cambridge\ndebating Unions.\nBoth of these organizations have a tradition behind them that is almost beyond the\ncomprehension of students on this continent.\nIt is from these Old Country centres of academic interest that the Gladstones, the Salis-\nburys, the Curzons, the Asquiths, and a long\nline of other illustrious British political speakers and thinkers have drawn heavily in the\npast, and, will doubtless continue to do so in\nthe future.\nAgain, we must realize that in our own\nParliamentary Forum we have a debating organization that\u00E2\u0080\u0094if somewhat lacking in the traditions of its British rivals\u00E2\u0080\u0094has, nevertheless,\nestablished a high standard of its own in recent\nyears. And we may also count ourselves fortunate in securing men of such calibre as the\ntwo chosen to represent this University in the\ndebate.\nAbove everything else, there is the subject of the contest\u00E2\u0080\u0094\"Resolved that Pacifism\nis a spiritually and economically Impossible\nCreed\"\u00E2\u0080\u0094which should provide both teams with\nexcellent weapons, in the shape of subtle arguments, for an epic oratorical battle. All that is\nneeded to complete the program\u00E2\u0080\u0094a good turnout\u00E2\u0080\u0094must be partially supplied, at least, by\nstudents of U.B.C.\nMANNERS IN THE STACKS\nWith Christmas exams looming in the near\nfuture, the migration to the Library is already\nwell under way. Library hogs who establish\nabsentee ownership of seats have received their\nshare of condemnation, but there is another\ntype of more or less unconscious offender who\nmight benefit from a casual reminder that sociable conversation is not conducive to study.\nThe sociably inclined are objectionable enough\nin the main section of the Library, but in the\nstacks and reading-room, which have no soundproof equipment, they are particularly annoying. While small-talk is most enjoyable at\ntimes and eavesdropping undoubtedly has its\npoints it is perhaps unfair to impose one's\nconversational talents on the occupants of surrounding carrals, who, in the majority of cases,\nwould prefer to study. Posters in the caf which\nread \"Do Your Studying in the Library\"\nmight well be lent to the Library for the\nChristmas rush and painted on the other side\nwith \"Do Your Talking in the Caf.\"\nSOBS DEPT.\nYou've heard tell, no doubt, that capitalists have no heart, that in them the milk of\nhuman kindness is frozen, and this is placed\nhere to disprove the theory. The capitalist,\nrepresented by a very wealthy movie company\nin Hollywood, we shall henceforth designate\nas the X Brothers Company, Max and Jacob.\nA few years ago Max and Jacob had an\nidea for a movie about an apple vendor who\nwas allowed for one day to spend all the money she wanted any way she wanted, but after\nthat it was all over.\nSo they found an old lady who sold apples on the street. Her name was Helen McCarthy. They let her choose what she would\ndo on her big day. Sne chose to live in a big\nhotel, eat grandiosely, wear gorgeous clothes,\nand in general have a roaring good time.\nSo they set her up, and had a big story\nabout her in all the papers. Having attracted\npublic attention, they released a picture en\ntitled \"Lady for 24 Hours,\" purported to be\nabout the publicized lady.\nThe picture had the audiences standing in\nthe aisles, Max and Jacob made a lot of money.\nThey pocketed it with smug grins of com\nplacence over how clever they were, and how\nwell they had advertised, and how cheaply\ntheir publicity had been secured.\nA fortnight ago an old lady and her hus\nband were found dead in their small apart\nment, dead from gas poisoning. Investigation\nshowed that the victims, both over 70 were\nThomas and Helen McCarthy, who had been\nliving for the past fifteen months on $16.59\nper month relief money.\nA humanitarian reporter with a flair for\nsobbing in print sent the story to the As\nsociated Press, which, being susceptible to sobs\nin features, spread it wide over the American\ncontinent. There was no money for a funeral,\nand potter's field was indicated.\nBut among the reading public of the sobbing reporter were Max and Jacob, whose\nhearts were wrung at the terrible prospect of\ntheir heroine going to a potter's field grave.\nBesides, the sobbing reporter had practically\nnamed them in his story.\nSo they made it up to her, yes, sir. They\ngave her the swellest funeral which money\ncould buy.\nUSELESS INFORMATION\nDid you see the Christmas Plays? Remember the first one, \"They Refuse To Be Resurrected\"? And do you remember where the\npiquant Columbine stepped up behind the\nstruggling author to glance over his shoulder\nat the book he was reading? And she said:\n\"Why, it's called 'How To Write Plays'.\"\nWell, as a matter of fact, the book he was\nreading at the time was called: \"The Cradle\nSong.\"\nWe defy you to find any use for that information.\nMORE ABOUT THE QUESTIONNAIRE\nWhat do you think about war, or do you?\nThe response to the questionnaire which appeared in Friday's Ubyssey should be a clear\nindication of student alertness or apathy, as\nthc case may be. Thc questions have been\ncarefully planned to include every general aspect of opinion, and as a test of decisiveness\nprovides a certain satisfaction to the individual. Once more the Ubyssey requests co-operation. If you have not yet filled out a blank you\nwill be interested to know that one minute is\nample time to express your opinions and deposit them in one of the conveniently placed\nboxes.\nETIQUETTE DEPT.\nA heinous social offense came to light a\nfew days ago in Mrs. Emily Post's invaluable\nlittle daily screed which is syndicated to America's leading papers daily. It's bad form to\nbe buried in your dinner clothes\u00E2\u0080\u0094that is for a\ngentleman.\nOne of Mrs. Post's correspondents wrote\nher to this effect: \"A friend of mine died very\nsuddenly and I was entrusted with the arrangements for the funeral. The undertaker said\nhe must be buried in dinner clothes, and although I questioned the taste of this, I allowed it to be done. Was it bad form?\"\nAnd Mrs. Post answered in effect: \"Tsk,\nTsk!\"\nMrs. Post's hints to the \"don't know the\nscore-\"ers are based on common kindness and\ninconspicuousness, she says, and usually her\nanswers conform with this. And just where the\nbad taste lies in being buried in a dinner suit\nfrom this point of view is not apparent.\nMaybe Mrs. Post is a lady of faith who is\nimagining the gentleman's arrival (if any) in\nheaven.\nHe arrives at the pearly gates, and draws\nout his pass. He hands it to St. Peter. St.\nPeter looks at him with horror. The gentleman looks past him into the confines of Hea-\nen, as the look of horror passes onto his face,\nhe sees the rest of ihe party dressed in loose\nwhite gowns with simple halos.\n\"My God,\" he says, \"I didn't know it was\ngoing to be informal.\"\nDIRT\nand\nDIGS\nFrom the Campus\nGarbage Can\nNews on the campus reached such\na low ebb this week that I had to\nmake something happen. Did you\nhear all about the mouse? People\nln the pub have a habit of opening\nother peopled ink boxes and filling\ntheir pens; so I took out the ink bottles and replaced it by a live mouse\nfrom the abode of the haunting Freshette! You should've been in the pub.\nwhen a Kappa innocently opened the\nbox to get some ink!! and nearly had\nhysterics!\nThen the, damo who corresponds\nwith H . . . R . . . took it down to\nthe caf to scon all the Phi Delts at\nnoon\u00E2\u0080\u0094last tune they all stood on their\ntable and screamed while a sorority\nsister captured it\u00E2\u0080\u0094but she let it escape. And did Dixie run? Dixie by\nthe way is tho lady who serves Walter Kennedy at Council meetings with\nan extra scoop of itv cream on his\npie!! It appears students have previously charged the caf with put-\ning \"mouse gravy\" in ths soup and\nDixie was afraid a riot might break\nout if it happened again.\nHowever, the mouse was saved\nfrom the caf soup for that day since\na Junior in the A.D.'s took it over\nand let it loose in the library. For\nfurther details see Mercer.\n\u00C2\u00BB \u00C2\u00AB \u00C2\u00BB\nHavo you noticed the Alphi Phi\nPledge who eats bran muffins each\nnoon-hour? The other day a certain\nfrat. man was delegated to buy her\na second bran muffin. Now she'll be\nable to write \"Coming Events\" bet\nter\u00E2\u0080\u0094or maybe you didn't notice the\nabsence of \"Coming Events\" last\nTuesday. It was emitted by the way,\nbecause the Muck page was more\nimportant,\n* * \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nI wonder why Stuart De Vitt wrote\nthis note to \"Biu:c\"?\n\"Thou who this night my hostess\nmight have been,\nForgive my absence, and do not count\nme mean;\nThat I a different kind of entertainment seek\nThan partys furnish on this night of\nHallowe'en\".\nNote: The spelling is not mine but\nDe Vitt's.\n* \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nI wish to commend the work of\nthe Oxford Group on this campus:\nLast year someone stole my French\nBook, This Fa'l, instead of selling it,\nthey very kindly placed it in the Arts'\nLetter Rack for inc. Rather a novel\ninstance of \"absolute honesty.\"\nFurther cvidencj of their presence\nhere is this: I lost a walret containing\na dollar bill and some minor valuables and soma student was honest\nenough to bring it into the pub. for\nme.\n* * *\nDid you know that we have representative:, of I oth the Oxford Group\nand the C.C.F. on Council?\n* \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nTHINGS WE'D LIKE TO\nKNOW\nWhat a Ubyssey columnist meant\nwhen he said: I wasn't loved, so now\nI don't love anybody.\n* * *\nWhat Players' Club member of the\nMenorah Society boasts that she got\ndouble the number of invitations issued to the other members.\n* * 4\nWhat properties convenor and members of the stage crew indulged in a\npillow fight between scenes at a dress\nrehearsal\n* * *\nWhat some prominent and \"pure\"\nstudents would say if we printed a\ndescription of their backstage conduct\nin \"Dirt and Digs.\"\n* \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00C2\u00BB\nWho stole tho buns at la;.t Monday's\nclay's dress rehearsal?\n* * *\nWhich fair co-ed has a member of\nthe Arts Men's Pep committee writing poetry on wedded bliss?\n* * *\nHow the personr doing potty thieving around the campus would like\na little publicity?\n* \u00C2\u00BB \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nWho the ancestor hanging above\nthe mantel in \"To-day of all Days\"\nreally belongs lo.\n* # *\nWhat actor wondered what was the\nmatter with his doughnut until he\ndiscovered that he was eating his\nfalse beard?\n* * *\nHas practice made the lovers in\n\"They Refuse to Be Resurrected\"\nperfect. And bow does a member\nof the properties committee like\nwatcliinf; them rehearse?\n* t *\nWho was the tall handsome \"Tar-\nznn\" from the A^gie faculty dining\nCsolus) at the Union College; with\nthe cute littlo blonde from North\nVancouver . . .\n* # #\nWhat Players Club member sprained\nhis ankle during the Christmas plays\nwhile playing pic-a-bac with the\nstage manager.\nWhat frizzly haired blonde has one\nof the Pep Club moguls walking on\nhis toes.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nWho'3 the little blonde from North\nVancouver who Les on the floor of\nthe car when the ticket collector goes\nby.\n\u00C2\u00BB \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nWho was the member of the American rugby team who while the\ngame was in progress at Pacific Luth-\nerean College got tired of playing\nand walked off the field leaving\nU.B.C. with only ten men on the\ngridiron.\nt \u00C2\u00AB *\nWhat Alpha Phi wore an Alpha Kap\npin to a SAP party last week?\n# * *\nWhat Alpha Phi is persuading hw\nbrother to go SAP and why?\n* \u00C2\u00AB. *\nWhat Theta at homecoming put the\nimprint of her lips on an actor instead of faking it with make up?\n* * *\nWhat sorority bids freshettes with\nfur coats?\nWHAT PEOPLE ARE\nSAYING\nW. P. A. S.\nProf. Drummond: \"Collision is when\nyou run into each other-collusion is\nwhen you run into each other's\narms!\"\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00C2\u00BB *\nProf. Drummond: \"Of course these\nbusiness scandals are all in the United States\u00E2\u0080\u0094I would never think of\naccusing Canadian concerns with graft\nor unethical prrctices!\"\n* \u00C2\u00AB *\nMrs. Pilcher: \"I'm not an expert\non tickling.\" '\n\u00C2\u00BB * *\nMr, Black: \"Some children simply\nquestion their parents with pesters,\"\n* * \u00C2\u00BB\nPaul (yawning): \"Heaven must be\na place with lots of nice big soft\nbeds.\"\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00C2\u00AB *\nCol, Logan: \"Horace's satires are\ngenial, like Butterfield's shafts. Butterfield, even when talking about \u00E2\u0080\u0094\nbut I'd better not introduce political\nissues \u00E2\u0080\u0094 I might be teaching Communism.\"\niomoiirdxxg La.\nhiawtn^ how.\nN\ni\u00C2\u00ABWhft\u00C2\u00BBn\nJTiOW else can anyone account for the\ngrowth in popularity\nwhich is enjoyed by\nCanada's favourite\nBlended Cigarette?\nWinchester\nCIGARETTES\nBlended Bight!\nSAVE THE POKER HANDS\nWA?\u00C2\u00A3\u00C2\u00B0t!!eWER I 0HEWEEKC0MM.DEC.3\nA Shakespearian Festival\nELBERT A. WCKES PRESENTS\nI\nFRITZ LEIBER\nIn a Repertoire of\nSHAKESPEARIAN PLAYS\nSupported by His Excellent Company of 30\nMon,, Dec. 3\nKING LEAR\nTues., Dec. 4\nMERCHANT OF\nVENICE\nWed. Mat., Dec. 5\n\"JULIUS CAESAR\"\nWed. Eve., Dec. S\n\"MACBETH\"\nThurs., Dec. 6\n\"HAMLET'\nFri., Dec. 7\n\"KING LEAR\"\nSat. Mat., Dec. 8\n\"HAMLET\"\nSat. Eve., Dec. 8\n\"JULIUS CAESAR\"\nI\nEves. 50c to $2, Mats. 50c to $1.50. Box Office Now. Sey. 852\nR. H. STEWART CO. LTD.\n545 Seymour Street\nShowing the Season's Smartest Styles in Ladies' Ready-\nto-Wear and Men's Clothing. Cash or Credit\nBRAHMS\u00E2\u0080\u0094MOZART\u00E2\u0080\u0094BACH\nVancouver\nSymphony Society\nAllard de Ridder, Conductor\nAssisted by:\nNancy Reed, Jean Coulthard and Uursula\nMalkin in Bach's Triple Piano Concerto\nStrand Theatre\nSunday, Dec. 2, at 3 p.m.\nScats rapidly selling at J. W. Kelly Piano Co., Tel. Seymour 7066\nUniversity Book Store\nHours: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Saturdays, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.\nLoose-Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books and Scribblers\nat Reduced Prices\nGraphic and Engineering Paper, Biology Paper\nLoose-Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink\nInk and Drawing Instruments\nCrepe Paper for Masquerades, etc.\nALL YOUR BOOK SUPPLIES SOLD HERE Tuesday, November 27,1934\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage Three\nCLASS & CLUB )\nJAPANESE STUDENTS CLUB\nSherwood Lett on \"The Legal Disabilities of the Japanese including the\nSecond Generation in Canada\" at the\nhome of Mrs. E. Kagetsu, 2867 West\n37th, tonight.\nARTS '35 NOTICE\nAttention Women Athletes\nAn inter-class relay race will be\nfeatured again this year at the ice\ncarnival. Will all the girls who would\nlike to skate foi the senior class\nplease send in jour names to Irene\nWallace right away. Remember that\nthis is our last year as a class on\nthe campus. If wc make the attempt\nit is quite possible that the victory\nwill be ours and Arts '35 will be on\ntop, where we belong.\nOur basketball team won their first\ngame and will be fighting hard to\nmaintain their lend. So those who\nskate look to your class spirit and\nturn out and do your best for Arts\n'35. i\nCHEMISTRY SOCIETY\nAn open meeting of the Chemistry\nSociety will be held Wednesday, Nov.\n28, In Science 300 at 3 p.m. Thomas\nMcKoewn of McGill University will\nspeak on \"Hormones.\"\nMONRO PRE MEDICAL CLUB\nAll members interested in visiting\nthe Crippled Children's Home on\nSaturday. Dec. 1, please communicate with Bob Wilson or Alan Day-\nSmith.\nTNI STYLE HAT SHOP\nTwo doors South of Stanley Theatre\nWe interpret your own ideas in our\nReasonably Priced and Hand Made\nHATS\nSport Hats Dress Hats\nNet Dance Turbans\n2762 Granville St. Bay. 7162\nThe Accounts of the\nFaculty ft Students\nof\nThe University of\nBritish Columbia\nare welcomed by\nBANK OF\nMONTREAL\nEstablished 1817\nWEST POINT GREY BRANCH\nTrimble and Tenth Avenue West\nA. B. MOORE, Manager\nNOW OPEN !\nNarrows\nCabaret\nUnder Entirely New\nManagement\nNewly Equipped\nPopular Prices\nNo Cover Charge\n10 Minutes from City\nJust across the\nSecond Narrows Bridge\nBARNEY POTT'S\nORCHESTRA\nThat potent performer,\nThe Pampus Brag,\nImbued with an incurable incubus\nFor ribald ridicule,\nHas developed an\nOnomatopoeic flow of gush\nDesigned to persuade\nThe subnormal student to imbibe\nHis imbecile inhibitions,\nAnd pagan palaver\nWithout tasting\nHis philanthropic phlegm\nAnd enameled excrements.\nThat macadamized maestro\nBelieves\nThat a melodious melee of words\nSaturated\nWith spurious scholasticism,\nWill enable him to spray\nHis stylish spleen\nOn the Pampus.\nBut it cannot be.\nWe must submerge\nOur sublimer sentiments and\nSmother\nThis spontaneous spoofer, or,\nFailing that,\nWc must spiflicate\nHis schnozzle\nIn some\nSalty 3now.\n-By SR.\nOnce there was a student\nWho loved to play the fool.\nTo kick him out of lectures\nIt was a genera! rule.\nBut when he saw the total\nOf his exam returns\nHe had to go and get a job\nAnd what he spends, he earns.\nSandy was a Scotchman\nAnd taking English 2,\nHe tried to save his money\nBy buying books too few.\nBut when he saw the total\nOf his exam returns\nHe had to go and get a job,\nAnd what he saves he earns.\nAlbert v/as a greedy lad\nAnd he speat all his time\nDown in the Cafeteria\nThat was his only crime.\nBut when he saw the total\nOf his exam returns\nHe had to go and get a job,\nAnd what he eais he earns.\nSammy was a thcolog\nAnd ho spent a!! his time\nIn grog-shops and beer parlours\nConsuming bee- and wine.\nAnd when he saw the total\nOf his exam returns\nHe had to go and get a job,\nFor rest his tired soul yearns.\nThere once was a Freshman\nWho came from a high school.\nHe joined with every class and club\nThe silly little fool.\nBut when he saw the total\nOf his exam returns\nHe had to go and get a job,\nAnd his club dues he earns.\nThere once was a reporter\nWho took to writing MUCK,\nAlas with all his studies\nHe had such roUen luck\nThat when he .\u00C2\u00ABs.w the total\nOf his exam returns\nHe had to go and get a job,\nAnd what he writes, he burns.\nf Litany Coroner\nI hate\nPeople who\nGo down\nTo the\nThird floor\nOf the stacks\nTo giggle\nAt the feeble\nJokes\nOf their girl friends\nAnd chatter\nAnd sputter\nAbout nothing.\nWhy don't they\nTake thtm to tho caf\nFor Tea,\nCheap skates.\nAnd let me write the\nMpck Page\nIn\nHeavenly\nPeace.\nNOTICE\nLeader Beauty Parlor\nA Well Appointed Salon Catering to\nDISCRIMINATING WOMEN\nProprietress, G. M. Adrian\nFor Appointments, phone Pt. Grey 616\n4447-lOth Ave. W.\nHotel Vancouver\nAfternoon Tea - - 50c per Person\nEvery Afternoon except Sunday\nDinner Dance Wednesday Night in the\nSpanish Grill, 7:30-9:30\nTea Dansant Saturday Afternoon, 4:30-5:30\nSupper Dance Saturday Night in the\nSpanish Grill, 9:30\nEarle Hill and his Orchestra\nPhone Reservation to\nMaitre d'Hotel Umberto Trajella\nSey. 2111\nP. E. Chester, Mgr.\nCopies cf the questionnaire\non War were distributed\naround the campus yesterday.\nThe answers should be placed\n'n the ballot boxes near the\ncaf door or in the Arts Building. Extra copies may be obtained in the Publications office, And. 206.\ni j\nSMUS Mutterings\n(Continued from Page 1)\nTurn in all black ink designs to your\nrepresentative. We want to start\nnext term with i bang, so\u00E2\u0080\u0094Let's Go\nScience.\"\n\u00C2\u00BB * \u00C2\u00BB\nDISTILLATION\nLast week tho fifth year chemicals\nhad the privilege of making an inspection tour of a local brewery. Wc\nwonder which they were more interested in\u00E2\u0080\u0094the process or the product.\nWe are advised by good authority\nthat copper coils of the t>pe used in\ndomestic hot \u00E2\u0096\u00A0 water heaters are in\ngreat demand of late for use as an\nintegral part of stills. Also old musical instruments may be soldered together ond used for said purpose of\ncondensation.\nAccording to Di. Marshall everyone\nshould know thc principles of distillation. It seems that the boys are getting a little home work clone.\n* * \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nWHAT SCIENCE IS SAYING\nR. A. King (on Saurday morning\nafter party): \"I had a flat tire last\nnight\u00E2\u0080\u0094on my car.\"\nOverheard in the Bi. 1 lab. last\nTuesday, \"If I were a Bi Jab instructor I'd instructor too.\"\nP.S. What has II.C. to say about it?\n* * \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nPresident Klinck (at Science party): \"Where are the patrons going\nto eat?\"\nHarvey Carrothers: \"I beg your\npardon sir, but v/ho are you?\"\nPresident Klir.ck: \"Oh, I'm only the\nPresident.\"\n* \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 *\nProf. Thomson: \"Caf. pie by Ber-\nncll test of hardness would go about\n30,000,\" (Cast iron equals 460).\n* * *\nWE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW\nWhat six Artsmen, beina frustrated\nin their attempts to crash the memorable Science class party, stooped to\nexhaust the air from tires of automobiles belonging to the men of science and their professors celebrating\nwithin the hall.-, of syncopation?\n* \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 *\nWho were the \"true blue Artsmen\"\nwho sat in the ranks of science at\nFriday's pep meet and lustily yelled\nscience yells and tried to sing science\nsongs? (Why noi support your own\nfaculty, they need it. we don't),\n* \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nWhy the Chemical Engineers heartily clapped the salesman who sold\nthem alt a two year subscription to\n\"Chcm. and Met..\"?\n* * \u00C2\u00BB\nWhy Dean Brock has given up eating B. C. Salmon?\n* * *\nWhy Mr. Thomson is always worrying about Capt Bell's pyrometer?\n* \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 *\nWho is buying stock in Dr. Warren's Cook's Copper Mine''\n* * *\nWho owns tlv menagerio in M.E. 1\nand why doesn't he take it home?\n* * *\nWhere does tho answer go when it\nslides oft' thc :iul of the lipstick?\n* * \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nIf Prof. Thomson ever tried the\nGoat method of hardening steel?\nOddities\nAt Plays\nWhenever amateur actors produce\nplays, there is bound to be a succession of interesting and amusing incidents. The Xmas Plays last week\nwere no exception to the general rule.\nIt all started when Lloyd Hobden\nsprained his ankle on Friday evening.\nHe was playing tag with Alan Walsh,\nthe stage manager.\nFriday's show continued to be unusual, the climax coming when Mr.\nBispham, in '\"To-day of all Days,\"\nfell sound asleep in the middle of\nthe play. It was only a, burst of applause two mintues before his cue\nthat brought the \"drunken sot\" to\nhis senses.\nTwo of the leading actors got a\nscare when thny saw a nice white\nticket on the windshield of their cars.\nIt was a present from Constable Orchard to remind them that they should\nnot park their cars in the quad.\nThe audience on Saturday night\nprobably wondered why the off-stage\nmusic in \"To-day of All Days,\" was\nfaded away with such good effect.\nTha genius responsible was Bill Sargent who picked up the music-box\nand walked away with it when the\nband was supposed to fade into the\ndistance.\nLater in the same evening Bill\namused the crowd at the Black Cat\nby playing baseball, on the \"boards.\"\nThis entertainment went on till the\nsupply of nickels ran out.\nSam Roddan, the nervous Joe Kershaw, had tho pleasure of being\nsoaked with water every performance. The wetting was done by Connie Baird. Sam's tic had to be pressed\nanew each nighf.\nOne of the amusing sights of the\nevening was Professor Dilworth trying to tune the instrument used in\n\"Caesar.\"\nThis recitation of back-stage oddities could go on for ever, but it all\ngoes to show that, despite many difficulties and obstacles, the Players\nClub always comes out on top.\nU.B.C. Team\nDebates Friday\n(Continued from Page 1)\nally playing several leading roles,\nwhile at Cambridge during his first\nyear he spent more time t>t the Amateur Dramatic Club than at the\nUnion. At school, howevnr, in addition to editing hir school magazine,\nhe was for Mo years Secretary of\nthe Debating Society. He was elected to the standing committee of the\nCambridge Union in 1933. His principal speeches have mostly been on\ninternational affairs, but he has also\ndefended constitutional Socialism on\nvarious occasions.\nMr. Jackson is keenly interested in\nthe League of Nations and was chairman of a commission at the British\nand Dominion Students' Conference\nat Geneva in 1933, was Secretary and\nsubsequently chairman of the Cambridge University Branch of the\nLeague of Nations Union and a mem-\nI ber of the Executive Committee of\nj the British Universities League of\n{Nations Society. He was also first\nPresident of the Cambridge University Labour Club He read Classics\nat Cambridge, specializing in Ancient\nI Philosophy.\nLitany Coroner\nI would\nLike to dedicate\nA\nLitany\nTo the dear\nProfessor, who\nFails\nMe in\nMy essays\nFor poor\nSpelling\nBut makes his\nComments\nIn such poor\nWriting\nYMCA Hears\nTopping\n(Continued from Page 1)\norlties, Dr. Topping stated that he be-\nlieves them to be inevitable.\n\"Is the League of Nations to be-\ncome a League of Europe?\" This is\nthe fear of many. Russia, the United\nStates, and Brazil are out of the\nLeague. Therefore it is of the utmost importance that Canada retain\nher place in it. The speaker stressed\nthe importance of the Pact of Paris,\nfor since this pact war has become\nillegal. Japan failed to declare war\nin the Shanghai incident cf 1931 simply because sho was afraid of world\nopinion.\nThere is no other organization that\ncould control the drug traffic, repatriation problems and international\nlabour problems as effectively as the\nLeague.\nIn conclusion, Dr. Topping stated\nthat the future of the League is very\nbright, for the cost is small and the\norganization is in harmony with the\nfacts. We live in an international\nworld, and tho League is an international organization. \"As I see the\nfuture, we are heading more and\nmore toward a collective system. Disarmament is not a dream, all that is\nnecessary is the will to disarm.\nW.P.A.S.\nMr. Soward: Now comes the most\ncritical part of the whole war. (The\nbell rings) I will go on from this\npoint in my next lecture.\n(Is the conlinued-in-our-next policy appearing in lecture rooms too?).\nNOTICE\nTransportation wanted from Balsam to Cornwall St. Phone Bay.\n570ZL.\nThat I can't read\nThe cutting things\nHe must have\nSaid.\nWhy Should I Patronize\nthe Ubyssey Advertiser\nBecause\nHIS advertising makes YOUR Ubyssey\npossible, twice each week.\nBecause\nYOUR interest is HIS interest \u00E2\u0080\u0094 HIS\ninterest is YOUR interest.\nBecause\nHIS stocks are complete and of the best\nquality \u00E2\u0080\u0094 HIS prices are right \u00E2\u0080\u0094 HIS\nservice to YOU is of the best.\nBecause\nEVERY Ubyssey advertiser is 100 per\ncent behind YOUR University,\nBecause\nEach Ubyssey advertiser and ONLY the\nUbyssey advertiser DESERVES YOUR\nPATRONAGE.\nThe UBYSSEY\nPublications Board, University of B, C.\nPhone P. G. 206 for information\nARTS '35 CLASS PARTY THURSDAY Page Four\nTHE UBYSSEY\nTuesday, November 27, 1934\nIce Hockey at-\nU.B.C, which has been dormant for years, is\nnow coming back strong with the announcement that four games have definitely been\narranged between the Thunderbirds and the\nWashington Huskies. These games will be\nplayed next spring and practices will be\nheld during the hollidays. A meeting has\nbeen called for Thursday in Arts 108.\nInter-Collegiate\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nSport will flourish during the hollidays\nas lar as basketball is concerned. The Senior\nA men will travel in Washington during\nthe Christmas vacation, and, according to\npresent plans, will play seven games during\nthat time. This includes a game against the\nWashington Frosh, as a preliminary to the\nWashington-Idaho conference game in Jan.\nLumbermen Splash\nTo 39-0 Win Over\nVarsity Gridders\nWet Field Prevents Passing\nBy ALAN MORLEY\nAmerican football made its second appearance before\nU.B.C. spectators on Saturday in a dull and dismal exhibition of\nbrute strength pitted against gallant ignorance.\nThe rain drizzled down on the Loggers and the Thunderbirds alike as the C.P.S. huskies wallowed steadily through the\nsoggy Varsity line in an unending procession of plodding power\nplays to push across the line six times for a final score of 39-0.\nNot that the Thunderbirds didn't \t\ntry. They did their best, but thet/ie\nnot publlo ownership, has\nbrought about the great industrial development of this\ncontinent \u00E2\u0080\u0094 great railroads,\ngreat factories, cheap auto-\nmobiles, great electrical discoveries . . . Encourage your\npublic utility companies to\nexpand and develop.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nBRITISH COLUMBIA ELECTRIC\nRAILWAY COMPANY LIMITED\nRain Scares\nOff Soccermen\nIn olden times, it was a practice\nfor every man and every organization to look to onv) particular god for\nspecial consideration. If there was\nanything in it, Pep Clubbers should\nfrom this tim3 henceforth pay their\nhumble respects to Jupiter Pluvius,\nfor was it not he who restored to\nthem their lo;it Senior Cheer leader?\nThe American football gamo Saturday at Athletic Park was one touchdown old, and still Max Legg was\nabsent. At last he arrived, and the\nsad truth was told. He had gone to\nplay Soccer!\nAnd that is where old Jupe came\nin. He, no doubt anticipating the\nPeppers' plight, performed so lustily\nthat all parties agreed to leave the\nMcBride morass in peace, Thus the\nVarsity-Johnson Storage game was\npostponed, and \u00C2\u00ABMax was welcomed\nback to the fold.\nWhile this postponement was, m a\nsense, fortunate for the Soccer Club,\nwho have two stars, Laurie Todd\nand Kozoolin, injured, it cost Varsity\ntheir position at the head of thc\nleague, as Liberals and Maccabees\nstepped out of tho 4-way tie with the\nidle Thunderbirds, and Columbia Hotel, leaving the Collegians tied for\nthird place with Columbia Hotel, and\nloco, who moved up at the latter's\nexpense over the week-end.\nTwiss were perhaps th-e most effective, though ah the boys sacrificed\nthemselves nobly in the cause.\nThey at least have one consolation\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094their deficit has been reduced by\none point, bein,T the lowest score to\nwhich they have yet held any opponent in the Yanlui; game. Next season they hope to cut it even further.\nBasketmen To\nTake on Vacs\nTeams Meet For Third Time\nWith One Win Each\nGame Tonight In Varsity Gym.\nTwo Preliminaries\nLeague\nStanding\nw\nL\nAdanacs\n5\n2\nProvince\nlr\n2\nVarsity\n4\n3\nV. A. C.\n4\n4\nMcK.-Fraser\n0\n6\nPts.\n10\n8\n8\n8\n0\nVarsity can once again go into a\ntie for the league leadership if they\nsucceed in sending Bob Osborne's\nV.A.C. boys down the lane tonight.\nThe game is scheduled for 9:00 at\nthe Varsity gymnasium and will be\npreceeded by two preliminaries, the\nfirst an Intermediate* \"A\" game, and\nthe second Senior \"B\", between Varsity and Spencers, originally scheduled for King Ed, gym.\nAnother \"Crooshal\" Game\nVarsity and V.A.C. have been running neck and neck in the newly-\nformed Inter-City Basket League, and\nare now separated by only a half\ngame. They havu met twice so far,\nV.A.C. taking thc first game, and\nVarsity coming back to take the second. For these reasons the third encounter should be' a thriller. Since\nAdanacs obliged Saturday by toppling Province from the league leadership the whole league has been\ntightened nearly to a four way tie\nand a brace cf wins now for any of\nthese four would send them ahead.\nWilloughby To Play\nRugby now being finished until\nnext fall, Art Willoughby and \"Henny\" Henderson will be able to devote their athletic talents solely to\nthe hoop sport, and the team will be\nat full strength, unless a bang received by Henderson during the Saturday football game, puts him out of\nthe game. Because of this fact, and\nbecause Varsity Is playing on their\nhome floor, they should chalk up another victory tonight.\nThe main strengths of the V.A.C.\nsquad are in the husky persons of\nCaptain Osborne and Bus Haugh.\nwho were the main causes of a ten\npoint win over MacKenzie-Fraser last\nSaturday, while \"Bugs\" Bardsley will\nlead Varsity's hopes, who are Willoughby, Pringle, Wright, Mansfield,\nRoss, Swan, Osborne and Henderson.\nTrack Squad\nPlans Trip\nTo Victoria\nBIG TEAM TO MAKE TRIP FRIDAY\nTeam Looks Strong\nPercy Williams, new Varsity Track Coach, and Cecil\nWright, Senior Manager, emerged from a huddle yesterday and\nannounced the team that will travel to Victoria this Friday for\nthe Kiwanis Indoor Meet there.\nMax. Stewart will run the 440 and the mile relay. Jim McCammon will enter the shot put event and the shuttle relay.\nGordie Heron is in the 220, the high jump, the shuttle relay, the\n45, and the shot put. Mansfield Beach will run the 880 and\nthe mile relay. Bill Vrooman is in the hurdles and the high\njump, while Leo Gansner is in the 440 and the mile.\nMore Team\nSinclair has entered the shot put\nand the mile, and Boothby the 880\nand the mile, Ronnie Allen will run\nthe 880 and the mile relay, and\nKlinkhammer the 440 and ths mile\nrelay. Dobson is in the 220 and the\nshuttle relay, and Sott in the 45, the\n220, the 45 hurdles, the shot put and\nthe shuttle relay.\nThis appears to be a much better\nteam than that which went ovsr last\nJanuary, and judging from the previous result, the Thunderbirds should\nonce more win the \"brass lovirjg\ncup.\"\nFinal Workouts\nThe team will have three final\nwork-outs on Tuesday, Wednesday\nand Thursday at 2 o'clock and every\nmember of the team must be out. As\nthe C.P.R. is unsympathetic with our\ncause, it will be necessary to be at\nthe dock before the boat sails. Otherwise the chances of getting to Victoria on the right Friday are,practically nil. Members of the team\nmust bs at the dock not later than\n10 o'clock.\nPictures with Personality\n833 Granville St.\nPhone Sey. 5737\nPrevost Is New\nGolf Champion\nPlaying a magnificent brand of golf\nover a soggy course, Gerry Prevost\nclowned Bob Wilson to take the\nU.B.C. Golf Championship last week.\nWilson was a little off his usual form,\nwhile Prevost was decidedly on.\nOn the way up to the finals, Wilson had bested Wilf Balderson, Peter\nSharp, Ted Char'don, and Gordie Livingston. Prevost had successively\ntaken Bill Randall, 2 and 1, Lyon\nLightstone, 1 up, Ken Hentig, and,\nin the semi-finals, John Berry, the\ndefending champion.\nPrevost's 3core for the morning\nround was 74, 3G out, His approach\nshots were unsually accurate, and,\nwhen on the green he seemed to have\na phenomenal ability to sink long\nputts.\nMINCE\nSPCfcT\nEng. Rugby, 2nd Div. A\nDespite the noticeable presence of\nthe Rowers' natural element, Varsity's\n2nd Division \"A\" team were able to\nhand the Rowing Club squad a 6-3\ndefeat on Saturday. The forwards\nturned in an excellent game, doing\nmost of ths work due to the wet field\nand slippery ball\nEarly in the fust half Trussell went\nover for a try which was not converted. The Rowing Club came back\nwith a try which they also were unable to convert, Later in the period\nLea dropped over a penalty kick that\ngave Varsity it3 winning points,\nThe line-up included: Whitelaw,\nTrussell, Ellis, Brown, Wilson, Hodge,\nLea, Dougla3, Johnson, Housser,\nWood, Griffin, McMullen, Clement,\nCarruthers.\nEng. Rugby, 2nd Div. B\nEx-South Burnaby continued to roll\nup wins in their amazing rugby career by defeating Varsity's 2nd Division \"B\" team, 22-0, in the \"sea,\"\nat Queens Park Saturday. However,\nthe game was not quite such a walkaway that the score indicates for\nVarsity put up a very game fight.\nThose who played for Varsity were,\nLoe, Cantelon, Plnhorn, Cunningham,\nWhite, Linklnter, Gibson, Powlett,\nPearce, Craig, McCammon, Johnson,\nPorter, Brown, Walsh,\nJunior Soccer\nIn spite of the very wet weather,\nthe Junior Soccc/ team turned in a\ngreat game on Saturday. In their\ncontest against the Garrison at Trimble Park they gave their best performance to date, even though they\ndid end up on the wrong end of a\n2-1 score. Chesler scored Varsity's\none goal. Quayle and Moodie were\ngood at full-back for the Thunderbirds.\nCoed Hoopers\nDrop Close Game\nVarsity's Senior Women's basketball team came out on the short end\n| of a 25-22 score U,st week against the'\nstrong Spencer's squad. The game'\nwas hard-fought throughout. Varsity '\ntook a six point lead early in the\ngame but it soon faded before the determined Spencer rushes. The lead\nchanged hands several times during\nthe game, and was 10-10 at half time.\nThe end of the third quarter again\nfound the score dead-locked. At the\nstart of the last period, Spencer's\ntook a three point lead which they\nWomen's Grass Hockey\nSpending most of their game searching for the ball in deep puddles, the\nU.B.C. women's grass hockey team\nwon from Norma' by a 1-0 score on\nSaturday. Not much of a passing\nattack could be developed in the\nmud, and scoring was difficult. Bea\nHastings played a good game at half\nback for Varsity, and Dot Yelland\nscored the goal. There will be a\npractise at 3:45 on Wednesday, rain\nor shine.\nheld for the rest of the gamf, in spite\nof aggressive playing by the Blue anti\nGold. Mickey McMurchie was high\nscorer for the Thunderbirds, and she\nwas well supported by the rest of\nthe Varsity team.\nThe line-up and scores for Varsity:\nM. Mellish; P. Ufon 5; V. Mellish; B.\nEvans; M. Cunningham 2; J. Thomas\n6; M, McMurchie 9; Spenser; M. Haspel. Total\u00E2\u0080\u009422.\nDANCE at the ALMA\nVancouver's Finest Dancing Academy\nEvery Wed. and Sat.\n. , Stan Patton and his\nAdmission 25c ambassadors\nHear the Alma Academy Broadcast over CJOR at 8:30 tonight\nMcKechnie Cup\nThe McKechnie Cup Series, which\nhas been in ill health for the last\nfew months, revived suddenly today\nwhen it was announced that a three\ngame series may be played for thc\nhistoric mug. Hereto for a six game\nseries has been held, but half a series\nis better than no bread at all, or\nsomething. The teams will travel under their own expense, and one-third\nof any losses will be carried by each\nUnion. It is not clear where the\ngains (if any) go, but the Provincial\nbody will probably annex them.\nSTOP PRESS\nThe possibility of reviving tho Victoria Invasion was discussed by Student's Council in r. meeting last night.\nShould the invasion be decided upon\nit would be planned for some fyne\nduring the Chiislmas holidays.\nPercy Williams\nMr. Williams is, perhaps, Vancouver's most famous athlete, making a\nname foi himself as a runner when\nhe won two sprint events in the Amsterdam Olympic games in'1928. The\nThunderbirds are fortunate in being\nable to secure such an able coach for\ntheir Track team, and they should\nshow some real class in the forthcoming meet with Victoria.\nSTOP PRESS\nAmong other things discussed at\nthe council meeting last night was\nthe possibility of applying the managerial system t.s it exists now for\nmen's major sport to women's sport,\nThe dance after the Saturday basketball game against the Adanacs was\nratified and the Badminton Club\ngiven permission to play the University of Washington during the holidays. Ron Allen and Paul Kozoolin\nwill go to the Bellingham State Normal to play exhibition badminton\nmatches there.\nGraduates...\nShow your interest in your Alma Mater by subscribing to the Ubyssey. It will help you to keep\nyoung in spirit and keep you in touch with activities\nin which you formerly participated.\nUndergraduates..\nHave the Ubyssey mailed regularly to your relatives\nor friends. 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