"CONTENTdm"@en . "http://resolve.library.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/catsearch?bid=1211252"@en . "University Publications"@en . "2015-07-23"@en . "1926-01-22"@en . "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/Ubysseynews/items/1.0123744/source.json"@en . "application/pdf"@en . " -'?\n., j,*.-***' '\n-<\u00E2\u0080\u009E\n...'.wi'-iv..\nMCf\u00C2\u00AB\u00C2\u00ABwaMs\u00C2\u00AB\n>v\u00C2\u00AB4^ii tr/r\u00C2\u00ABv,\n/g-suect rwice Wee/V/y 6^ Me Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia.\n1st'\nVolume VIII.\nVANCOUVER, B. C., JANUARY 22nd, 1926\nNo. ai.\nKS!;\nLA CAUSERIE\nHOLDS TRIAL\nOn Wednesday evening tha members or La Causerie assembled at the\nhome of Miss Bernle Barton, which,\ndaring part of the evening, was converted Into a divorce court, tho oo-\neaalon was of grave Importance to\nlidtne. Mildrlde Marguerite Marie\nQabrlelle Jeanne Jacqueline de la\nJones, who petitioned for a divorce.\nAfter tne entrance of the Judge, Lawyer dough opened proceedings by\nstating tne case. In an eloquent\nspeech he showed how the charming\nMdme. Jones was justified In her ap-\nteal. He defied anyone to look upon\nher fair young face and not realise\nthe Suffering and cruelty which she\nhad to etidure at the hands of her\n- tyrannical husband.\nThe Plaintiff (Mildred Campbell)\npleaded her cause In a heart broken\nlittle speech! Her mother (Clara\nBrldgeman) and her daughter (Mary\nReid), two witnesses, were called.\nMdlle. Jones (aged 10) suited that\n\"Daddy broke her darling dolly, gave\nher yellow-backed story books to read\nand at night stole the centimes from\nher money bag. With many clever\narguments the next witness, an outraged maid (Gertrude Langrldge)\nstated that she had seen Monsieur\nkissing the washer woman (a former\nChorus girl) and a few minutes later\nhe transferred his affections to herself.\nAnother *f\u00C2\u00A7wyer (Evelyn Price),\nwho supported the defendant, Mr.\nCharles Augttste Henri Adolpho Jean\nJacques de la Jones, called upon wit-\nne^ewfdj! the defendant, His mother,\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2^-J^II*Wrhei.^.*'/\u00C2\u00AB!e1lel son before\n*1\u00C2\u00AB marrtage and how could anyone\ndoubt that a son who always washed\nthe dishes for his mother would make\na poor husband.\nA visitor, Mdme. Bas Blae (Owen\n^ Qadd, a neighbour, Mdlle de la\nV Bouche (Katie Usher), a washer\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 woman (Lorna Barton) and a newsboy (Archie McKle) all presented favourable arguments for the defendant,\nwhose case looked very hopeful. In-\nv tense excitement prevailed when\nJudge Black announced that owing\nto the nature of tho evidence the\nPlaintiff and the Defendant were both\nsentenced to ten years In Oakalla.\nThe unanimous opinion after the\ntrial was that Mr. dough ohould Immediately commence to study for the\nBar. He is undoubtedly a born lawyer when he citn make a witness state\nthat a noise was heard on the \"trente-\nquatre Janvier.\"\nDelightful refreshments were served\nond the meeting broke up at a late\nhour.\nU.B.C. Song Contest\nCommences To-day\nResponding to demand for a stand\nard varsity song, the Students Council have offered a prize of ten dollars\n-to any member of the University submitting word* and music of a University song which will meet with tho\napproval of a committee appointed by\nCouncil for that purpose.\nThe contest will close on Monday,\nFebruary 22nd, a month from date.\nThe music need not be original, but\nmay be an arrangement of some suitable, standard composition. Many\ncolleges sing their alma mater song\nto hymn tunes. The committee suggests that contestants limit their\nt/erse to two four-line stanzas, or to\neight or ten lines in all.\nIt Is felt that the somewhat unique\nhistory of V. n, c\u00E2\u0080\u009E together with the\nvery rosy future so generally predict\ned for It, should Inspire potential\nsong-writers lo submit really original\nsuggestions for a university song.\nWords antl music submitted should\nbe accompanied by all necessary explanations and fti'e to be sent tn the\nsecretary, Mr, Karle Birney.\nLOST\u00E2\u0080\u0094On Wednesday Noon, a\nWaterman Fountain Pen, mottUd\nbrown and black, finder please return\nto Bill Brown, Arts '28 or Students'\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2Council Office,\nDR. AKAGI IS HEARD IN\nFINE ADDRESS, TUESDAY\nUrge Gathering Hears Brilliant Speech on \"The New Youth\nla Now Japan\"\nThe Student Body of the University of B. C. enjoyed on Tuesday last,\none of the most Interesting and enlightening discussions on the attitude of\n\"The New Youth In Japan in Relation to Pacific Problems.\" Dr. Roy H.\nAkagi presented a forceful argument on the subject In a very comprehensive way. He sees the dawn of the Pacific Bra which Roosevelt predicted,\nand pleads for co-operation between Pacific races. Japanese youth, he said,\nare discussing these problems and fostering relations between races as tar\nas they are able. Two fundamental problems are at the basis ot tho whole,\nhe explained .namely, Economic and Race Relationship. Other minor difficulties, such as religion and civilisation, make these more complicated.\nDealing with the Economic Problem,\nhe said that ignorance of tact Is the\ncause of the main misunderstanding\u00E2\u0080\u0094very few people being acquainted with the problems, and therefore,\nbeing unable to arrive at a solution.\nFor this reason also, he declared,\nfears exist between the white and\nyellow peoples, eaoh one, through ignorance, fearing destruction at the\nhand of the other, Under friendly\nrelations, such fears would be nonexistent On the other hand, there\nis the Superiority Complex, each\nrace considering Itself superior to the\nother, This leads to segregation.\nThe 'New Youth' ot Japan, he\nstated, have various attitudes towards this problem. In the first\nplace, they are extremely realistic,\nvery spiritual, trying to give a religious interpretation to these problems, In passing, he remarked that\nreligious Ideas are very popular in\nJapan. \"Luther and Wesley are\nidols there,\" he said. In the second\nplace, Socialism and Democracy also\nare rapidly gaining hold in that\nOriental island, exerting a good influence. Japanese youths today are\nbecoming international in their out\nlook, thinking and writing about\nworld problems. They are essentially a peace-loving youth. The Race\nProblem, Dr. Akagi things, is the\nmost difficult, and not until \"we recognize the good in each one of us\"\ncan a solution be gained.\nFinally, Dr. Akagi concluded bis\nlecture with a very touching appeal.\n\"We are all studying in God'B\nschool,\" he said, \"let us learn what\nhe gives us and answor hla questions\nin a right way, saying, 'I know all\nthese things because Thou knowent'.\"\nCo-ed Oratorical\nContest Announced\nTryouts for the Women's Oratorical Contest will be held on Room\nA-100, on Wednesday, January 27. All\nthose who wish to take part will\nplftaae sign the paper put up on the\nwomen's notice board for that purpose. A twelve-dollar boolc prize Is\noffered for first place, and an eight-\ndollar book prize for second place,\nOutdoors Club\nClimbsjjollyburn\nAt the early and dismal hour of\neight thirty on Suuday morning, fourteen ambitious souls gathered at the\nferry wharf and after putting out\nthirty cents, set out through the\nnarrows via the West Vancouver\nferry in the general direction of\nHollyburn ridge.\nThe climb was without incident\nexcept that after the steep Grouse\ntrail the one up Hollyburn seemed\nalmost downhill. Snow was encountered at the so-called Ski Camp and\nfrom there to the old Varsity cabin\nthe going was mushy.\nThe cabin was found to be greatly changed, In as much as sundry\nvisitors had, when cold, removed and\nhurned the bunks and a fair part of\nthe roof. In fact when the gang\narrived they found one Industrious lad\nprying the shakes off with vigour\nworthy of a better purpose.\nLunch was eaten at the cabin and\nwhile two members Went on to the\nPeak the rest went to the end of the\nridge to have a gawp at the scenery\nfrom an unfamiliar angle. The snow\nwas three feet deep and the crust,\nwas the worst possible, being strong\nenough to Impede progress, but not\nstrong enough to hold one up.\nOn the return trip some of Ihe\nparty were lured aside by the warmth\nat the Ski camp so the trip down was\nsomewhat straggly. All met at. the\nsix o'clock ferry to find about a\nhundred people trying to get on a\nboat that held fifty. Three males\nwere unsuccessful and wore last seen\nstanding forlornly on the dock.\nThis was the first trip up Holly-\nburn this year.\nPRESENTATION\nMiss Ruth Hornsby of Arts '28 has\nreceived a Life Saving Certificate\nfrom the Royal Canadian Humane\nSociety for saving a person from\ndrowning last summer. She was presented with the certificate In President Kllnk's office on Monday, January 11th.\nDon't Forget\u00E2\u0080\u0094February 20th\nNames Committee\nFor Discussion\nOn Football\nThe question of the Introduction of\nAmerican football came officially before Council this week for the first\ntime. The matter is so vital that\nCouncil felt any decisive action on its\npart at present would be premature.\nAccordingly, a committee will be appointed to go into all phases of the\nquestion thoroughly. Later In the\nterm a meeting of the Men's Athletic\nAssociation will be called, at whlob\nthe committee will present both sldoa\nof the question, after which the students will be given a chance to vote on\nIt The committee will comprise 2\nmembers of the Faculty Association,\nan unofficial body, 2 members of the\nCouncil, 9 Alumni, and 2 representatives nominated on behalf of the\nnewly formed American Football\nClub. Representatives of the Council will be Tommy Wilkinson (convenor) and Fred Guernsey.\nPublicity For Council Court\nIn future all regulations governing\nthe conduct ot students on the campus will be properly codified and posted on tha notice boards, and full publicity In the Ubyssey will be given to\nthe proceedings of the Council Court\nsittings, with special emphasis on the\nnames and misdeeds of \"prisoners.\"\nIn this decision Council acted on a\nsuggestion received from a member\nof the student body.\nShould Editors Be On Oouneil?\nDue to the recent editors It\nwas questioned by Mr. Oliver whether\nthe Editor-in-Chief was really Justified\nin holding a seat on the Council. Mr.\nBirney, though agreeing with this,\npointed out that arrangements might\nhave to be made to continue Ubyssey\nrepresentation on some executive.\nTrouble is also brewing In connection with the status of international\nGreek letter fraternities, at the University, but this point will probably\nnot come to a head for at least a week\nor two,\nPermission was granted the Basketball Club to hold a danci after the\ngame with the College of Puget Sound,\nfor the entertainmnt of their team\nand supporters, on Saturday, January\n23rd, In the Normal Gym.\nMilitary Training\nSeverely Attacked\nMilitary training in high schools\nand Its compulsory feature In colleges\nand universities are condemned in a\nstatement issued recently by a representative group of statesmen, educators, churchmen, editors, social workers and prominent men and women.\nThe attack is contained In the foreword to a pamphlet, on \"Military\nTraining in Schools and Colleges of\nthe United States,\" by Winthrop D.\nLane, of New York City. The group\ncalls for the removal of military training from high schools and of Its compulsory features from colleges \"as a\nminimum programme for dealing with\nthe Reserve Officers' Training Corps.\"\n\"The atmosphere of military training,\" says tho foreword, \"Is not the\natmosphere for the finest, the most\nthoughtful work along any lino requiring Independent thinking. Higher\neducation ought to exist for the encouragement of Independent thinking.\n\"Colleges and universities, therefore, are peculiarly Inappropriate\nfields for military training and for the\nIntrusive presence of a military bureaucracy, We Americans would\nhave suld thin of any country In the\nworld. There Is no virtue of our own\nwhich makes us Immune to a mllltar.\nIsm which has played so fatal a role\nIn Kuropo.\"\nUbyssey Offers Services\nExecutives arranging for the printing or handbills or programme* for\nVarsity functions are reminded that\nthe Ubyssoy Is prepared to assist In\nsecuring advertising for such sheets\nand that the Council hat) signified\ntheir approval of such a plan as helping to cu,t down expenditure for printing,\nELIMINATIONS\nFOR ORATORS\n\"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Fe>\nlow-Students AND Gentlemen\", Is\nonly a mild sample of what Will\nemerge rrom room AlOt at S-fS to-daty\nThe primal cause of these loquaokrii\neffusions Is the tact that the elUnitv\natlng try-out for the Men's OraterieW\nContest will take place en that ee>\ncaslon.\nAll men undergraduates are Invited\nto make a five-minute speech on s*f\nsubject under the sun. Heretics, BoV\nshevists, antl-cassatlonlsts, anti-vhnV\nsectionlsts, vegetarians, pro- and antl*\neverything else can mount the plat*\nform and engage In oratorical panegyrics to their hearts' content.\nStudents who are not elocutionists\nneed not assume a stage voice qr\nwildly engage in dramatic gestures, but\ncan give dlreot, convincing talks.\nAnyone who does not think that he\ncan win laurels in the contest should\nstill avail himself of the splendid\npractice and experience that such g>\ntry out affords.\nFour or live of the best orators Will'\nbe selected to take part In the Oratorical Contest proper that will lie\nheld on February 10th, In conjunction\nwith the Womens' Oratorical Contest.\nAs woll as the honor and glory, a gold\nand a silver medal will be presented\nto the winner and the runner-up re*\nspectlvely.\nAlthough every major student activity is heralded as the \"Biggest\nEvent of the Year\", there can be no\ndoubt of the standing ot the Men's\nOratorical Contest. Further announce*\nraents will be made shortly.\nAll prospective candidates should alt\nonce get In touch with members Of\nthe M. L. S. executive. All candidates for Arts '27 debate team must\nenter the contest, and will be Judged\non their showing in this tryout,\nContract Awarded\nFor \"Annual\" Work\nThe awarding of the printing contract of the Annual was delegated to\nthe Publications Board, with a recommendation in favor of Clarke &\nStuart, whose tender was about $200\nless than their nearest competitor,\nthe Sun Publishing Co. The printing\nand binding of the Annual will this\nyear cost approximately $2,100.00.\nThe covers will be of particularly\nhandsome imitation embossed leather,\nespecially executed by Los Angeles\nexperts, known contlnent-wldo. Advertising will be Inserted in the back\nof the volume ,and it Is probable that\nlower year students will also m charged a dollar fqr their copies, as otherwise the Improved edition cannot be\nfinanced.\nr:<\nYELL CCiMPETITION\nThe U. B. C. yell competition, officially opened Wednesday noon, la\nnow In full swing. Several have already sent in contributions In hope\nof winning the $5 00 prise.\nThe yells must be short and snappy\u00E2\u0080\u0094there Is no need to tell a story.\nIt Is advisable to bring In \"U. B. C.\"\n!n some form or other. The five best\nyells submitted will be sent to the\nstudents Council for approval. The\ncontest closes at noon Saturday, January ill) ho get busy and prepare your\ncontribution.\nTHREE BEIT FELLOWSHIPS\nANNOUNCED\nThree fellowships are Issued annually ny the Imperial College of\nScience and Technology lo promote\nthe advancement of Science by means\nof research, Tho election this year\ntakes place on t hi, 15th of July, Application forms may be obtained by\nwelling to the Rector, Imperial College, South Kensington, London, 8.W.\nApplications must be In by April 10,\n1926. Anyone Interested may obtain\nfurther Information by applying to\nthe Registrar. aWv\nw\nrat.\n'/i?;,--f .\u00E2\u0096\u00A0'\u00E2\u0096\u00A0ii\"P''\",V//sy!''' *- '\n*'*\nTHE UBYSSEY\nJanuary 22nd, 1926\ng|Bgaffe>f\u00C2\u00BB\"\u00C2\u00AB-i \u00E2\u0080\u0094\u00C2\u00AB\u00C2\u00BB'\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\n\u00C2\u00AEhe Ihuasnj\n(Member of Pacific Inter-Collegiate Press Association),\nIssued every Tuesday and Friday by the Student Publications Board ot the\nUniversity of British Columbia, West Point Orey.\nPhono; Vsrslty 1434\nMall Subscriptions rate: 13. per year. Advertising rates on application.\nEditorial Staff\nEDITOR-IN-CHIEF\u00E2\u0080\u0094A. Barle Birney.\nSenior Editors\u00E2\u0080\u0094Miss Sadie Boyles and W. Murphy.\nAssoolate Editors\u00E2\u0080\u0094David Warden, Miss Marlon Smith, Don Calvert and\nMiss Kathleen Baird.\nFeature Editors\u00E2\u0080\u0094Brio Dunn, B. Morrison\nAssistant Editors\u00E2\u0080\u0094Miss Florence Cassidy, Miss Alice Weaver.\nBusiness Staff\nBusiness Manager\u00E2\u0080\u0094Harold 0. MoWIUtams.\nAdvertising Manager\u00E2\u0080\u0094J. Stanley Allen.\nCirculation Manager\u00E2\u0080\u0094Dlgby Leigh\nBusiness Assistants\u00E2\u0080\u0094Lyle Streight and T. Barnett.\nIdltors-for-tho-lssuoi\nSenior, W. Murphy; Associate, Kay Baird; Assistant, Florence Cassidy;\nProofs, Dorothy Arkwrlght.\nCorrespondence j\nA PLEA FOR COURTESY\nLast Tuesday, a prominent Japanese Educationalist delivered\nan address to the Student Body. It was a great favor on his part,\nga he was only in town one day and was extremely busy during his\nshort stay. His subject was ono that should havo interested\nany college student on the Pacific coast, for he dealt with\nproblems that day by day are becoming more acute, and must very\nshortly be faced and solved. President Klinck was so good us to\norder all lectures cancelled at 11.30, to give everyone an opportunity\nto hear Dr. Akagi. At nearly all of tho lectures the subject to be\ndealt with was read out, and every student entering the Auditorium\nmust, have realized the type of address ho was going to hoar.\n3utithii happened all through the lecture! From time to time\nstudents rose in ones and twos, and with much scuffling left the\nhall\u00E2\u0080\u0094looks of boredom on their faces. Where those people got\ntheir manners it ia hard to discover. They knew what type of lecture they were to hear-\u00E2\u0080\u0094but instead of staying away altogether,\nthey allowed their boorish curiosity to get the better of them\u00E2\u0080\u0094and\nnot earing in the slightest for the topic, went just to here a foreigner\ntalk in English because it was an unusual sight. Freshmen and\nfreshettes were not the only offenders. This must cease. Such\noccurrences are a direct insult to the speakers that are requested to\naddress us\u00E2\u0080\u0094and the self-complacent, nervy students who poke their\nfaces into meetings for ten or fifteen minutes and then trail out,\nmust realise that they are only showing the rusticity of their upbringing' ^ ,\nAnother things Arrive on time. Students were given plenty\nof time to reach the Auditorium and sit down, Tuesday. But for\nfifteen minutes after the lecture started the young ladies and gentlemen who would rather eat their fill than observe good manners\neouW be observed thumping down the aisles. Let us have somo of\nthe rudiments of good taste in thia University.\nExcellent Bill\nNowjit Capitol\nThis week; the Capitol Theatre presents \"The Wanderer,\" which comes\nOf the Prodigal Son, the lad of long\nago, who left home for the wine,\n' woman, and song ot a wicked City.\nThe Part ot the First Black Sheep,\nHero of \"The Wanderer\" Is taken by\nWui. Collier, Jr., who portrays the\n\"Role\" to perfection.\nWe seo him as he tends his father's\nflocks, we see hlui lured to the great,\nwinked city by a temptress with\npainted lips', we see him cast off and\nspurned when his money Is gone and\nat iiist, Bi\u00C2\u00BB-i|i[>.'\u00E2\u0080\u00A2:\u00E2\u0096\u00A0\ngllng home for forgiveness.\nThe biggest scene ever filmed Is\ncontained In this picture, namely Ihe\nglided Mosque and towers, heralded\nas the biggest and most marvellously beautiful picture yet made.\nThe picture has a mighty theme, that\ndestruction ot an Oriental City with\nthe life, ot Ancient Babylon. The\nWalls are felled with bolts of lightning from Heaven, coals ot fire fall\nfrom above. This scene alone Is considered the best piece of destruction\never filmed. The finest actors and\nactresses on the screen to-day have\nroles in this picture as the following\nnames will show: Ernest Torrance,\n'(W*.a Llssen. Wallace Be\u00C2\u00AB-\"\\\ Tym \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nPower and Kathlyn Williams. This\npicture has been shown to the Clergy\nof Vancouver and has received their\nunanimous endorsement. An added\nattraction during the engagement of\nthe \"Wanderer\" will be the 40 Piece\nOrchestra which will play as a Prelude \"Tannbauser.\" The usual Symphony Concert of Special Music will\nbe given Thursday night.\nRemember the picture le for one\nweek only at regular prices.\nDad: Well, my boy, any college\ndebts?\nCollege Stude: Nothing, sir, but\nwhat with diligence, economy, and\nself-denial you will be able to pay,\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094Oreen Onion.\n\"Excuse me, but can I speak to\nyour stenographer a minute?\"\n\"Not Just now, she's engaged.\"\n\"That's all right, I'm the fellow\nshe's engaged to.\"\nSeven: Have a cigar?\nEleven: ,No, thanks, I'm getting\nrid of my Christmas cigars, too.\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094Exchange.\nImportant Game\nSaturday Night\nSaturday night the Varsity Senior\n\"A\" quintette are going to try and\navenge the defeat this university suffered at the bands of College of Puget\nSound in American Football last fall.\nThis will be the first inter-collegiate\nbasketball game on the local floor\nthis season. The College of Puget\nSound five have an enviable record and can be counted on to\ngive tho Varsity boys a real fight\nSaturday night. Varsity are back In\ntheir old form as shown hy their victory over Westminster \"Y\" last wei-k.\nThe fast stepping Senior \"B\" squad\nwill play a preliminary Kiime ai'nin.-ti\nthe local '\">'\" at 7.1(1. Following the\nKiinies tlift-e will be a dance In honor\nof the visiting team, A slight charge\nwill be made at the door to cover expenses. EVERYBODY WELCOME.\n--\u00C2\u00BB-\u00C2\u00AB\u00E2\u0096\u00BA-\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nAnnouncement Made\nby Players Club\nThe result of the last tryouts for\nthe Spring play are ae follows: Liza,\nIsobel Barton; Mrs. Pearce, Honor\nKldd; Hlgglns; Peter Price; Col.\nPickering, Harry Warren: Mr, Doo-\nlittle, Darcy Marsh. The remaining parts are as yet undecided, and\nwill be competed for by Avis Pumphrey, Joan Meredith, May Chrlslson,\nDorlB Crompton, Owen. Musgrave,\nGrace Hope, Leslie Howlett, Willough-\nby Matthews, and Jack Nash. The\nparts competed for are those of Mrs.\nHlgglns, Clara, Mrs. Hill, Freddie, and\nThe Bystander, The final tryouts will\nbe held In a few weeks. Rehearsals\nwill take place In the Interval.\nOarsmen Thieves\nIt appears that some of the huskies\nof the Vsrslty Rowing Club recently\naroused the ire of HU Majesty's Cot-\nlector of Customs by Informally removing their new eight oar shot I from\nhis custody early one morning before\nhe had risen from his downy nest.\nCouncil granted $32.20 for payment of\ncustoms duty. It was also moved that\na letter of I hanks be sent to the\nUniversity of Washington In appreciation of this gift of a new shell.\n- \u00E2\u0080\u0094\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0080\u00A2<*\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 \u00E2\u0080\u0094\nLOST\nA Theta Epsilon Sorority pin,\nPlease return to Council or telephone\nMiss Freda Edgett, Bay, 455 R.\nCOUNCIL MINUTES\nTo the Editor of the Ubyssey.\nDear Sir:\nIt has been suggested by a member of Faculty, who has always\nshown a keen interest in student\naffairs, that greater co-operation between students and Council would be\nachieved, If more students would\nshow an Interest in the minutes of\nCouncil meetings which are posted\nevery Tuesday on the notice boards.\nThose minutes are our only means\nof kooplug in touch with what the\nCouncil Is doing to meet the problems which arlBo in student government. By following them closely\nwo can discuss with members of\nCouncil any small points of difference as they arise, instead of allowing them to accumulate and create\nun uproar of protest such as has recently occurred In connection with\nthe vigilance committee.\nThe minutes of the meetings have\nrecently been singularly Inexplicit\nand Illegible, but the clarity ot the\nreport this week shows how willing\nthe Council Is to respond to suggestions made by any member of the\nStudent Body.\nYours very truly,\nBEATRIX CLEOG.\nLOST ARTICLES\nDear Sir;\n1 have recently had some experience in trying to recover a \"lost\narticle.\" More by good luck than\ngood management, I managed to get\nmy missing article back, but only\nafter almost two weeks ot waiting\nand searching. However, I happened\nto be fortunate. Most of the students, on losing anything of ordinary\nvalue, give up hope of ever recovering it. They may Inquire half-heartedly at the Council Room or the Book\nStore; but the cases are rare where\nthey recover their lost belongings\nthrough these channels. There are\ncertain characters among the students who keep everything they find,\ncontenting themselves with the\nthought: \"Finders keepers, losers\nweepers.\" But, happily, the great\nmajority of us are either too lasy\nand indifferent or too careless to\nturn in anything we pick up.\nAnd also, there seems to be a general ignorance as to the official University \"Lost and Found Bureau.\"\nI thought it was the Council room,\nbut It appears that the Book Store\nand the Administration building are\nequally \"patronised,\" while some\n\"finders\" Just pin a notice up on the\nboard, or even the lost article Itself.\nI may be exaggerating this matter, but It seems to me that when\nthe students cannot depend upon recovering lost articles, they certainly\nmaintain that the Honour System\nwould prove effective.\nYours truly,\nR. TOLMIE.\nTO A COLLEGE. TEXTBOOK\n(Poems of Today)\nThe sunlight of forgotten afternoons;\nFar, glimmering sturs above the\napple trees,\nAnd dawn enchantment born of\nlovers' moons\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nAll theso are here. In varied melodies\nThe poets weave their ancient mysteries,\nAnd read for us, again, eternal runes\nWhere green boughs toss against an\nApril breoze.\nA line breaks suddenly where sharp\nthoughts throng,\nStumbling as heart beats stumble;\nsuch a low\nAnd wavering strain is here remembered long,\nSuch ache of loss here falters Into\nsong.\nThese lines havo dates for titles, and\nwo know\nWhy sonic men wrote one poem\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nten years ago.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00948.M.\nClub to Travel ?\nAs wns umiouiirwl In the city papers, tin* Men's Swimming Club have\nrncelvHd an Invitation to attend tho\nawlmmliis aula of the Ilanff winter\nsports. At Itanff, Varalty would meet\nthe I'nlversliy of Album, and there\nwould he ev\u00C2\u00BBry possibility of \u00C2\u00AB*\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nlabllshlna Inter-colleglate water meets\nevery wlii\u00C2\u00BB*\u00C2\u00BBr between it, n, c,\nand Alberta, However arrangements aro not tiulte seilled yet,\nand the matter of a guarantee has\nnot been decided upon. If the Club\ndoes send a team to Ilanff, though,\nVarsity may rest assured that they\nwill \"clean up everything\" at the\nhot springs.\nAggie Dance Is\nGreat Success\nLast Tuesday the Agglos left their\nspades and shovels, and entertained\nsociety. Lester Court was tho scene\nof a mad throng which expertly\nCharlestoned to the ever-popular\nmusic of Lee's Orchestra. The Aggie Dance was said to rival the\nFrosh Reception for its pep, and the\nArt's Dance (or its distinction,\nThe now traditional chicken sandwiches, with other Inspiring refreshments, were served during the course\nof the evening. Even the Arts men\nacknowledged that none can rival\nthe Aggies in their choice of refreshments. As for the favours which\nwore libera liy dlstrlbutsd, words are\nInadequate for description.\nAs patronesses of this unexcelled\nevent, Mrs, Kllnck, Mrs. Coleman,\nund Deun Hollert were udmlrable.\nSENIORS DRAW\nOn Tuesday, January 28th, the\nSenior Classes of Agriculture, Arts,\nand Science will meet In Science 200,\nfor the purpose of holding a Class\nDraw. The Senior Ball will take plaoo\non February 22nd, at the Ambassador,\nand will be remarkable Inasmuch as\nit will be the first time in the history\nof the University, that the Senior\nclasses have united In their activities.\nBIOLOGICAL DISCUSSION CLUB\nA most interesting meeting was\nheld at the home of Mildred Campbell on January 18. Papers were read\nby Jack Bridge and Barbara Stirling\nou Pre-Darwinlsm, followed by a general discussion.\nARTS '27 TO MtlT\nAll women ot Arts '27 must meet\nIn Room A101 on Tuesday noon.\nThe Arts '27 men will meet at the\nsame time in Room 101 Applied\nScience, where every class member\nmust attend.\nINTBR-CLAS8 QgBATI TRY-OUTS\nTry-outs for Men's Inter-Class Debates will be held this afternoon at\n3 p.m. In Room A100 concurrently\nwith try-outs tov the Men's Oratorical Contest, Speakers will be limited to five minutes on a Bubjeot of\ntheir own choice.\nFestivities Soon\nStudents ot Victoria College will\nprobably be entertained this year at\nthe Science dance, as well as at a\nbasketball dance, which will be held\nespecially for their benefit. The College will make its annual counter-\nInvasion sometime In February, although the exact date has not. yet\nbeen finally set.\nIntercollegiate\nBasketball\nSaturday, Jan. 23rd.\nVARSITY\nvs.\nCOLLEGE OF\nPUGET SOUND\nEverybody Out!\nJ.W. Foster Ltd.\n348 Hastings Street, West\nft\nFIT REFORM CLOTHES\nAll the Newest Models in\nCollege Suits and Overcoats,\nat Prices that are Right.\nBURBERRY COATS\nft\nSee US Before Buying\nVira\nSEE CHARLIE FIRST\nFor Style and Quality\nGENTS CLOTHING\nand FURNISHINGS\nBalloon Pants\nA Urge assortment of\nCorduroys and\nGrey Flannels.\nReg. $6.80\n$4.95\nCHARLES\nCLAMAN\nLIMITID\n331 HASTINGS ST., WIST\nWHEN you buy her\nPurdyV you buy\nthe best.\n\"SHE KNOWS\"\nin the purple box,\n$1.00 per lb.\nXX\nR. 0. 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We most\nvigilantly guard against any\nvariation in quality.\nTo make the wisdom of your\ncounsels the completer,\nSee chapter Five, verse Eight%\nthe First of Peter,\nGEHRKE'S\n566 SEYMOUR ST. E,*w\n?>_:rij\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2-'-K\nJanuary 22nd, 1926\nTXTip TTTltrctOITTl-rr\nANOTHER\nSTUDENT LEADERS COMMEND FIRST\nALL-PUN NUMBER\nProminent People Publish Puplicly Personal Pun Preferences\nThe various Important people around thlB University, hearing of this,\nthe first all-pun page of the Ubyssey, have felt the urge to contribute to our\nSper. Peeling that the student body should have the right to listen to nil\nise opinions we are publishing them below.\nThe Editor-in-Chief (Himself).\nThe feature editor has had the face to ask mo to write something hot\nlor his pun number. Rather than bo left In the cold, I countenance his\nrequest. Now in tha first place, the last thing I intend to do is to commit\nthose old puns that were tried and sentenced long ago. Those punk puns\nwith which puny pundits of past days punctuated their conversation and\nSunlshed their servile punkuh-wielders had as little punch as the Empress\nance was lamentably lacking In pungency, and at no time were keen\nenough to puncture an Arts Ball balloon.\nN6w, in regard to puna In general, the major argument chiefly used\nagainst them, Is that they are the lowest form ot humour. Now this is\nObviously impossible, for there must be something lower for the puns to\nSua upun. A second objection, that a pun cannot be turned into French,\nis ot minor Importance, despite the fact that It was raised moie than twenty-\none years ago, and attar all, Is quite foreign to the question, Thus I have\nsquashed all opposition to puns and, to be true to form, I must have filled\nthe pun-kin slaughters with melanoholy. Furthermore, as on this subject,\nwe have not yet done. I object\u00E2\u0080\u0094\n(Ha. Note:\u00E2\u0080\u0094This is all we can stand).\nMr, Tommy Wilkinson\n\"Personally, I can unequivocally state that I resent any insinuation that\nI enjoy playing on words. The only things I play on are soccer fields and\n-Jews\" harps. Any further remarks I will treat as a direct vote of confidence\nIn the vigilance committee.\"\nMiss Jane Austen\nIt Is with pleasure that we announce that through the medium of one of\nour professors, whose name we wood publish, if we dared, the shade ot the\ndistinguished authoress of Old Mortality has enlightened us with the following:\nPUTRID PUN\nContaining the Word, \"Blooey1*\n\"Slowly Stanley Allen walked over to Mamie Malouey, and pulling out\nhis liandkerchlaf, he blooey's nose.\"\n\"You never can tell,\" said the frosh\nas he shot the vigilante.\nBeet Productions direct from\nNow York at the\nStrand Theatre\nExcellent features and artists\nthat can be seen or heard\nnowhere else in Vancouver.\nCabaret Belmont\nDANCING and ENTERTAINMENT\nGranville and Nelson Sts.\nr4-**4MM\"MH>e-HMf++**+***\u00C2\u00ABl'o\u00C2\u00BBe\u00C2\u00BBg\u00C2\u00AB-'0>rO'i\u00C2\u00BBaw\nSALT\nThe student salesman sat\nIn u cheap down town cafe.\nAnother student camo In for\nlie also went thnt way,\n\"Oh what,\" said student ono,\nAro the lovely goods you soil?\n\"Why, salt,\" suld student two,\n\"Are my Bavory goods so well.\"\n\"Why salt,\" said the student first,\n\"Are tho lovely goods I take;\nSince you are a salt seller too,\nI think that wo should shake.\"\nSALINE MURPHY\nMr. X\u00E2\u0080\u009E having missed 12 lectures,\nhas received a cutting letter from\nthe faculty.\nDoctor Sedgewick, asked for his\nopinion on this pun number, seemed\nunable to say anything, so we assume\nhis silence was\t\nWhy go to the museum when we\nhave the Student's Council.\nThe Chief Reporter, when asked\nfor his opinion on this pun number,\nstated, after much thought, \"Puerile\nPuns Prove Pepless. Putrid Punsters Probably Perpetrated Puns as\nPunishment for Pep Meetings.\"\nAnd so the lion vanished.\nMiss X. entered the biology class\nand began: \"Now, gentlemen and\nladies, I have here a particularly fine\nspecimen of a dissected frog.\" Opens\nbox and discloses chicken sandwiches. Great Scott! I thought I ate\nmy lunch.\"\nEven the Players Glub Has Its Cross\nto Baird\nAPOLOGIES\n1. To 1. F, for putting his initials\nto a letter attacking this page. We\nhated to do this, but we were Forster.\n3. To the person writing the letter\nfor putting his letter over B. F.'s initials.\n3. For this number, to the student\nbody. One a year is our limit of this\nkind.\nOUESS THE NAME OF THIS\nSadie, with her Beane Fuller of\nBlrneylng Inglis, fairly Boyles with\nWrlghteous Rath of the Lord at this\nPage. She Askes us to Lock on the\nArmor of the Noble, Cllngen like a\nLoach to the Loudens.\nBut .Jokes aside, the Price of Cole\nIs Tighe-lng up nil the .Mewcombers\nto (he Aggies, they win III) longer\nWinn with their Hull, hut (leorge is\nstill their Ledlnghani A Little third\nsays that N'unn are Sharpe enough\nto Argue that we cannot dage what\nwill A. Rive in these Halls now that\nthis number Is Oliver.\nWe are through with Varsity women\nWe're done with Freshettes fair,\nWe're back from a land of promise,\nWhere each wink Is a dare.\nEach day you hear us sighing,\nWhile both arms crave for more,\nIf you ask us while we're pining\nYou'll hear the answering roar\nBELLINOHAM!\nNOTE -THIS PAGE IS PUN-K\nTiddly Tournament Tries Toddlers\nThe annual tournament of the Tld-\nlywlnks Club was held, thanks to\nthe courts.iy of the lion-president, In\nthe concourse of the library last Tuesday evening. Mr. Robert Wright and\nMr. Thomas Wilkinson were the finalists in the men's singles. Theirs w\u00C2\u00BB*\ncertainly a titanic struggle. Again\nand again Referee Purdy was forced\nlo call I line out to permit them In\nrecover Miilllclenily iii continue their\nwonderful exhibition. Finally after\nul least six hours lively combat, during which time neither of the contestants lead hy more than three Hips,\nMr. Wilkinson succM-ded In downing\nhis doughty opponent by fi.191 Hips\nIn 7fi\u00C2\u00AB2 trys lo \u00C2\u00AB3\u00C2\u00BB0 (lips In 7B\u00C2\u00AB7 try*.\nIn the mixed doubles the play was\nnot quite so even. Mr. Xerxes Mc-\nOooiMc and Miss Hlce Clegg whitewashed Mr, Howard Raton and Miss\nMargaret McArthur to the tune of (il\n(lips In 70 tries to 29 flips In 73 tries.\nThu ladles' singles In which Arts '29\nmet Science, was a better contest,\nrivalling Indeed the men's single*.\nHowever, after several hours' play\nMiss Betty Matheson at last succeeded In defeating the Science champ,\nMiss Maahwcll, 1875 flips In 1900\ntries to 1864 flips In 1903 tries.\nTiddly-winks Is n comparatively\nnow game at tho U. B. C, but It\nshould not, for that reason, he neglected. With encouragement It may\neven be brought to Ihe status of an\nInternallotial sport. And since (he\nrecent failure of American Football\nIn that regard, we must depend on It\nlo put us on a par with the Universities to the south, where H Is universally regarded as Ihe greatest college sport.\nHon'i forget our First Inlernallonal\ncontest, with the Phartnacal College\nof llitfhnliiiul on April 1, at the How\nen Island MtaiMum. 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LTD.\nStationer*, Printer*, Engrarer*,\n550 SEYMOUR STREET\nDOMINION MARKET\nJackson Bros., Ltd.\nNIQNIST QMS!\nMEAT. FISH, POULTRY\nPhone, Bey. 121S\n4th Ave,, Wttt at Yew St\nsis. w. -mokmn, m\u00C2\u00ABm*m-\niHi.i^i\nm\nAtrte Repairs Battsry Ssrvlos\nTlrs Rosalrs Ifiritloa Work\nTrimble Service Garage\nGENERAL OA8\nOlio and Greases\nAooeeaoplee\nPkese, Palal Srey SOS\n4401 10th AVINUI, WEST\nVeaeevver, B. C.\nCommercialism In\nAmerican Football\nThe following Is clipped from the\n\"Grissly,\" University of California,\nSouthern Branch:\n\"When 'Red' Orange, invincible Illinois half-back, signed up last Saturday to become a professional football player, the era of professional\nfootball dawned, and that of amateur\nfootball passed its heydey. If we art\nto take the history of baseball as a\ncriterion we cannot but come to the\nconclusion that tfie day will come\nwhen football will be relegated to the\nsame position among college sports\nas baseball. In other words, while\nIt may remain more popular than the\ndiamond pastime, it win no longer be\na heavy drawing card to the tone ot\nthousands ot fans who have enriched\nAmerican Universities through gate\nreceipts.\nThe college public regrets the commercialization of Its last and most\nfavorite amateur game, a matter\nwhich spells its downfall. It Is dlffl-\ncut to believe that the graft born in\nprofessionalised baseball will not enter Into the new Industry\u00E2\u0080\u0094a situation\nwhich may even result In legislation\nadverse to the football pastime.\nThe irony of the circumstances lies\npartly in the fact that the downfall\nwill be due largely to the decision of\none whom fate decreed to be a great\nplayer In the sport. Human nature\nhas Its weaknesses, but the subversion of one of its endowed gifts to\ncommercial ends reduces It to a mere\ncommodity to be traded around, much\nas an imitation of masterpieces, which\nis not only cheap in itself, but which\nalso dims tho glory of tbe original.\"\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094\"California Grlzsly.*'\nImportant Meeting\nThere will he a meeting of all members of the rowing scpiad In I'tooni\n102 Applied Science rlulldlug on Monday, January 27th, ut 12 noon. It\nmuy be of interest to the student.\" In\ngeneral, and In particular to those\nwho would like to Join the club, lo\nknow that prospects aro very bright\nlor a winning crew. Of course rowing la no sinecure and it take? grit\nto face a cold January wind on the\nopen harbor clad in rowing togs and\nsitting in a light shell on a bard and\nunfriendly seat. But grit has always\nbeen the watchword and spirit of\nU. B. C. and It Is the stuff that wins\ntn a boat race.\nThe purpose of the meeting Is to\nexplain to the new men some of the\nfiner points of the technique of rowing. It Is Imperative that every man\nwho has been turning out attend this\nmeeting.\nLost\u00E2\u0080\u0094On Monday afternoon, January 18th, a lady's black Waterman's\nfountain pen with a gold band and a\nstriped ribbon attached. Please return to Student Council office or\nto Lillian Coade.\n \u00C2\u00AB\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\u00C2\u00BB\nINTERNATIONAL INTFH-COLLCQIATE\nBASKETBALL. 8ATURDAY\nTHE AMBASSADOR\n610 Seymour Street\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094 Headquarter* far Service\t\nClub Luncheons, Dinners and Banquots\nPrivate Dining Rooms for Prirate Partie*.\nSuitable for Meetings sue) Socials. Fraternity Baaousie a Specialty.\nLUNCHEON, Served Daily, 45c.\nMUSIC and DANCING .OTJLflTffi0.-\nwwt\nAnother Side of\nRugbyjQuestion\nKill tor, Ubyssey:\nCriticism, like charity, Is said to\nbegin at home. With this authority.\nI offer a few words in reply to \"American Game is Upheld by Student.\"\nThe author ot the latter, Vice-President American Football Club (to\nuse his own phrase), being under\nmy special jurisdiction as a sophomore, will not, I feel sure, brush\naside any comments I may make.\nMy fellow-student commenced his\nanalysts of tbe advantages ot American football with a eulogy of the\n\"dear dead days\" ot Oood King Ab.\nThe \"good old days\" have always\nbeen the best\u00E2\u0080\u0094hence there are some\nhopes for University traditions. Yet\nEsprit de Corps, frail creature, has\nfled or died or something. Apparently the best reconciliation or resuscitation or re- something else is\nintercollegiate competition. So far\nwe agree. Something deplorable has\nsmitten our French mascot and\nprobably Intercollegiate competition\nmay serve to restore It\nThen my playmate continues:\n\"The most logical sports to participate in are American football and\nbasketball. And of these two, football ia most Important.\" Why \"most\nimportant?\" Bigger gate receipts,\nhigher costs, more rah-rahs (a positive indication of \"esprit de corps\"),\nmore casualties. Why dtscard basketball? Intercollegiate basketball\nwould provide plenty of \"unifying\nspirit\" attd publicity. My compatriot acknowledges that the Canadian\nBasketball Championship Berles excited a greater amount of favorable\npublicity than our American football\nactivities last fall.\nAnd now we come to the greatest\nadvantage of the game: it is a seasonal game. The player trains intensively during the fall term, but after\nthe middle of November It Is all ovor.\nJust think of It! Studies are neglected for a scant two months (a mere\n25% of our session). \"Concentrated attention for three months\" seems\nto imply a month's practice before\nVarsity opens, since the season ends\nabout \"the middle of November.\"\nPresumably we should work the old\ngag of having our teams \"employed\"\nat some nearby mills so that they\nmight have occasional practices. Personally I fall to see the advantage of\n\"concentrated attention tor three\nmonths\" over \"half-hearted (necessarily?) attention for six.\" That\nmay be correct concerning the fans,\nbut ostensibly athletics aro for the\nathlete. If ho Is through In less than\nthree months what will he do for the\nnext lour or live? 1'lny basketball?\nThere we would have a restriction\nof the numbers of our athletes: the\nsame few would fill all tho important teams. Athletics are to develop\nmen and women, not games.\nIf we must have Intercollegiate\ncompetition, why not try basketball\nfor a decade or so? At the best In\nfootball wo can only hope to play\nnormal schools, miniature colleges,\nfreshman teams; but our bid tor the\nCanadian Basketball Championship\nis a sure Indication that we have already achieved a high standard in\nthat game. Within the next ten days\nour Senior A boys tackle Washington's best. Here we have Intercollegiate competition. Let's develops\nwhat we have, rather than play blind-\nman's buff with a will o' the wisp.\nWhat further comparisons cav* we\nmake of the two games? A basketball team Is small\u00E2\u0080\u0094three could be\nsunt for the cost of one football\nteam; the cost of equipment Is very\nmuch lower; we have facilities for\nhandling big games (the Arena);\nhuHkethall has a great hold tn Vancouver and In B. C. generally\u00E2\u0080\u0094con-\nHoquontly there will he no lack of\nplayers; but American football Is\nA Gift always appreciated\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nYour Photograph.\nMcKfttuie Studio\n619 Granville St.\nPhone. Sey. 2103\nft\nHigh-class work al moderateprues\n^gaaaassamsssssorsssamsgsssf 11 '\" =\nSoccer Men Plan\nGreat Comeback\nAt a general meeting of Varsity\nsoccer clubs on Tuesday, It was decided to keep a team in the Mainland\nCup Competition. Due to the withdrawal of Wilkinson, Butler and New-\ncombo front first division ranks the\nforward line has been decidedly\nwtakened and must be filled with\nfast men before Varsity can hope to\nannex any victories. With this end\nin view Bill Oray and Art Stevenson\nhave been transferred to the first\nteam on which they will form the\nright flank of the forward line. Crees\nand Rex Cameron will continue to up*\nhold the left wing. The centre forward position is still vacant, but the\nmanagement has not given up hope,\nfor If a good pivot man oould be\nfound to complete the line-up, Varsity\nwould have a team which would bring\nsoccer to the standing It had two\nyears ago.\n-*\u00E2\u0080\u00A2*-\nBasketball Games\nThose college women who are holding places on the basketball teams are\nseeing some measure of activity these\nfair January days. Last Monday,\nSenior A team met King Edward Old\nGtrls, and Flora Musgrave and Gay\nSwenclsky starred for Varsity. Although everyone played well, the final\nscore of 22-10 showed U. B, C. at the\ntall end. On Wednesday, \"A\" team\nengaged In deadly conflict with Its\nsister team, Senior \"B\", and punished\ntt severely to the tune of 28-14. Outstanding among the players in this\ngame were Doris Shorney and Flora\nMusgrave,\nAdvertising jn \"Annual\"\nThe usual apathy was reflected in\nthe results of Tuesday's straw ballot,\nonly 68 students taking advantage of\nthe privilege. Advertising In this\nyear's Annual was favored by a 40-28\nvote,\nbut little known even In the city, and\nThe Canadian code 1b still in its infancy (outside the city both games\nare but mere newspaper terms)\u00E2\u0080\u0094in\nshort we should have to train our\nown men, and by the time they\nshould be good players, good-bye.\nGranted the American game may\ncome some day, let us at present\nwork to Improve our showing in the\ngame which has well-founded hopes\nof success in Intercollegiate sports.\nIt is not the participation In \"big\"\ngames that arouses esprit de corps,\nhut the prospect or at least the possibility of success. We must postpone for a few years our entrance\ninto a gladiatorial contest where our\nweapon would he but a sword of\nlead.\nH. 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