"CONTENTdm"@en . "http://resolve.library.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/catsearch?bid=1211252"@en . "University Publications"@en . "2015-07-23"@en . "1954-09-15"@en . "Misprinted volume, should be XXXVII."@en . ""@en . "https://open.library.ubc.ca/collections/Ubysseynews/items/1.0123710/source.json"@en . "application/pdf"@en . " r7n v.ccjrv\nC/-D _\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 SWsWmV M\nm\nFROSH\nEDITION\nVOLUME XXXVI\nVANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 1954\nPrice 5c No. 1\nCouncil Issues Sharp\nWarning To Violators\nTHE REIGN OR TERROR\nCairn Ceremony\nTo Be Relived\nNewcomers to the campus\nwill participate in a ceremony\npaying tribute to the initiative\noi their predecessors when the\nannual Cairn Ceremony is staged\nThursday in the Main Mall.\nDr. W. G. Black, lecturer in\nPsychology and winner of last\nyear's Garnet Sedgewick Award,\nwill lead the procession of colorfully robed deans and Student\nCouncil members who take part\nin the ceremony.\nThe Cairn commemorates The\nGreat Trek, a chapter of\u00E2\u0080\u0094even\nthe beginning of\u00E2\u0080\u0094UBC history\nwhich is unmatched by almost\nany other university.\nIn 1922, eleven years after\nPoint Grey had been earmarked\nas the site of the University of\nBritish Columbia, the university\nwas still housed in a group of\nramshackle 'buildings on part of\nthe General Hospital grounds in\nFairview.\nTired of their \"Fairview\nshacks,\" the students went after\ngovernment action on the \"real\nthing.\" They swarmed over the\ncity and gathered a petition to\nthe government containing\n55,000 signatures. Then came\nthe Trek.\nStudents paraded through\ndowntown Vancouver in jalopies, then gathered en masse at\nthe site of the present University gates. Marching on foot\nthrough bush along what was\nthen only a trail, they gathered\nrocks on their way and piled\nthem into a mound when they\nreached the university site.\nThis was the mark they left\nto show they had been there.\nDemonstrations lasted for hours.\nThey shouted, cheered and form-1\ned a human \"UBC\" in letters of\nhundreds of students each.\nThe government was impressed, aTid invited a student delegation to attend a sitting of the\nlegislature, to present their case,\na move unprecedented in the\nprovince's history.\nThree years later students\nmoved into permanent buildings\non the present campus.\nAnd three years after that,\ncopies of the 99,000 signatures\ngathered by the students were\nplaced into a permanent cairn\nconstructed on the main mall to\ncommemorate the Trek oi '22.\nBy RAY LOGIE\nPublic Relations Officer Danny\nGoldsmith Monday replied to the\nthreat of \"unorganized hazing\"\nbreaking out during the coming\norientation week.\n\"The Council ia prepared to\ntake immediate action if there\nis any unorganized hazing\" Goldsmith said.\n\"We have laid elaborate plans\nfor orientation this year,\" he\ncontinued, \"which demands\nadded responsibility from all concerned.\"\nEngineering Undergraduate\nSociety head Bob Johnson said\nthe same day that \"they are\ngoing to have to write out the\nlaw\" before he, or his executive,\nwould take any stand on the\nissue.\n\"In the case of the rioting\"\nJohnson said, \"I don't know\nhow you can draw the line\u00E2\u0080\u0094Just\nwho would be guilty.\"\nCoordinator of Activities Jer-\nom Angel, organizing the Council's carefully laid orientation\nplans, said Friday that he hoped\n\"there won't be any outbreak\nof the usual Engineer\u00E2\u0080\u0094Frosh\nbattles this year.\"\nCommenting on the \"legal\"\naspect of hazing Angel said \"organized hazing is an important\npart of orientation.\"\n\"It is enjoyed by everyone-\nincluding those being hazed,\"\nhe said.\nThe regalia regulations and\nplans for punishment of viola-\nFreshmen\nPick Their\nMonarch\nThe Frosh Executive has finally taken the reins of Frosh\nQueen selection into their own\nhands.\n\u00E2\u0096\u00A0 Strong opposition was voiced\nlast session to the selection of\nthe queen by Lamda Chi fraternity. This year the Frosh Executive will run the whole show.\nThey will select the ten candidates, do the judging and award\nthe cup to the winner and run-\nners-up.\nHowever, to further the broadness of the contest the executive\nhas made provision for a nomination system to supplement the\narbitrary selection of candidates.\nAny five students can back\na candidate by signing a \"ballot\" and turning it into the Alma Mater Society Office in\nBrock Hall. Deadline has yet\nto be announced.\nArchbishop\nTo Be\nHonoured\nThe Most Rev, and Rt. Hon.\nGeoffrey Francis Fisher, Archbishop of Canterbury, will receive an honorary degree from\nthe University of (British Columbia Tuesday.\nHe will receive the degree\nof Doctor of Laws in a special\nconvocation in the university\nauditorium at 2:30 p.m. Rev.\nHugh Frederic Woodhouse, D.D.,\nwill deliver the invocation.\nMembers of Chancellor Sherwood Lett's special party will\ninclude His Grace the Archbishop, Lt.-Gov. Clarence Wallace, Hon. Eric W. Hamber, Dr.\nL. S. Kiinck, Premier W. A. C.\nBennett, Attorney-General Robert Bonner, Education Minister\nR. G. Williston, Mayor Fred\nHume and Dr, Norman MacKenzie, UBC president.\nOthers asked to walk in the\nChancellor's procession Include:\nMost Rev. H. E. Sexton, Archbishop of British Columbia; Rt.\nRev. Godfrey Gower, Bishop of\nNew Westminster; Rt. Rev. F.\nP. Clarke, Bishop of Kootenay;\nRt. Rev. H. G. Watts, Bishop of\nCaledonia; Rt. Rev. Thomas\nGreenwood, Bishop of Yukon;\nRt. Rev. Stephen F. Bryne,\nBishop of Olympia; Rt. Rev.\nHubbard, Bishop of Spokane; and\nRt. Rev. Benjamin Dogwell,\nBishop of Oregon.\nA tea in Brock Hall will fol\nlow the ceremony.\ntors constitute organized hazing\nAngel explained.\nHowever, it is spontaneous\nhazing caused by lack of organization we are trying to get\naway from.\"\nFrosh Executive, ln their roles\nas orientation organizers, have\nset as their main aim to \"make\nnew students feel a part of the\nschool.\"\nUnder the guiding influence\nof Angel, the Frosh Executive\nhas set a maddening pace for the\nFrosh. A week long orgy of tea\nparties, dances and mixers\nthreatens to tax the most intrepid of freshmen.\nTo start the ball rolling, a\ncook's tour of the campus has'\nbeen arranged for an obvious\nreason. The proceedings will\nOrientation\nSchedule\nFriday 17\n9:30 a.m. Council programme\n-address by A.M.S. President\n- introduction of Students'\nCouncil\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 explanation ot Frosh program\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Nominations for Frosh\nClass Executive\n11.00 a.m. Cairn Ceremony \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nMain Mall\n1:30 p.m. Tour of Campus\nSaturday 18\n8:30 p.m. Mixer in Brock Hall\nMonday 20\n3:30-5:30 Tea Dance \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Brock\n4:30-5:30 Tea for Frosh Queen\nCandidates - Mildred Brock\nRoom\nTuesday 21\nRegalia compulsory all day\n5:30 p.m. Big-Little Sister Banquet \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Cafeteria\n8:00 pm. Big Block Smoker \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nBrock Hall\nThursday 23\nRegalia to be worn all day\nNoon. Club day - Arts Lawn\n3:30 p.m. Varsity Christian Fellowship reception in Brock\n3:30 Newman Club Tea - Newman Club Room\nFriday 24\n12:30 noon. Her Scienceman Lover- -Auditorium\n3:30 p.m. Tea Dance - Brock\n8:30 p.m. Splash and Dance -\nGymnasium and Pool\nSaturday 25\n2:30 p.m. Football - UBC versus\nRamblers - Stadium\n8:30 p.m. Frosh Reception \u00E2\u0080\u00A2 Armouries\nget under way from the Auditorium Friday 17 at 1:30.\nFirst all-student mixer of the\nyear, the \"Registration Romp,\"\nto be held in Brock Hall, if\nscheduled tor Saturday 18. The\ngala dance,' features a live or*\nchestra and a nominal 90 cent\nadmission fee.\nClassed as \"top secret,\" the\nominous sounding \"Frosh Project\" slated for 3:30 Tuesday 21,\nhas baffled the most astute ot\nsleuths. The soiree occurs in the\nField House.\nAnother top flight secret is\nthe \"Cleansweep\" scheduled fo*\nSunday 26 at 1:00 p.m.\nContrary to popular opinion\nthe whispered about Big Block\nSmoker on Wednesday 22 at\n8 p.m. U not held solely to sell\nSeason tickets. There are other\nplans afoot.\nVarsity' Outdoor Club, Newman Club, Varsity Christian Fellowship, Dance Club, Players\nClub all plan to entertain and\nimpress the Frosh during the\nweek. Their name is legion.\nJabour To\nHead New\nPep Club\nA new UBC pep club has bee*\norganized on the campus after\nan absence of two years.\nFilling the shoes of the old\n\"Kickapoos,\" the new club is\norganizing a cheering section in\npreparation for UBC's first home\nfootball game on September 25.\nThe Club is under the chairmanship of third year artsman\nDon Jabour. His assistants are\nPhil Greenberg, Tom Anthony\nand Bob McLean.\nThe group has already demonstrated its energy in placing a\nfloat in the Pacific National Exhibition parade through downtown Vancouver August 22. The\nfloat carried representatives of\nthe rowing crew, football, basketball, rugby, ice hockey, grass\nhockey and swimming teams, as\nwell as a bevy of pretty co-eds.\nRuth Genis, cheerleader at\nUBC from 1947 to 1951, is coaching a corps of students-male\nand female-- to act as a cheering\nsection. Drum majorettes will\nalso be trained for appearances\nwith a university marching band.\nBIRDS OPEN GRID SEASON\nIN HOUSE BEER BUILT\nUBC Thunderbirds will give a preview of their Evergreen Conference expectations Saturday in Montreal when\nthey play McGill Redskins in the annual \"Paraplegic Bowl\"\nfootball game.\nRedskins won the Sir Winston Churchill trophy last\nyear in the first east-west game with a score of 22-4.\nThunderbirds recorded their first win in two years\nlast fall when they beat the Vancouver Cubs, scrub team\nof the B.C. Lions, but then went on to lose every game\nbut one in the Evergreen Conference. TffE\nUBYSSEY \u00E2\u0080\u0094 September 15,1954\nPwe 2,\nTHE UBYSSEY\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 MEMBER, CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESS\nAuthorized as second class mail, Post Office Dept., Ottawa.\nEdlter-ln-Chief PETER SYPNOWICH\nManaging Editor\u00E2\u0080\u0094Rey Legle Mews Editor\u00E2\u0080\u0094Stan Beek\nExecutive Editor\u00E2\u0080\u0094Geoff Conway Sports Editor\u00E2\u0080\u0094Xen Lamb\nCUB Editor\u00E2\u0080\u0094Bert Gordon Feature Editor-Pat Carney\nAt Last\nWe are pleased in a particular way about the good things\nthat happened to UBC sports during the summer.\nThe British Empire Games did. much for us, but what is\nespecially pleasing is that sports boosted were minor sports\nso long unheralded on this campus.\nFootball is something else. No matter what effect the\nEC. Lions will have on the Thunderbirds, football has too\nlong been a spoiled child on the campus for us to fawn over\n. it now.\nConstruction of the B.E.G. swimming pool on this cam-\n' pus will provide first class facilities for our swimming team.\nIt will be able to regain the reputation it once possessed but\nwhich has gradually become threadbare.\nCoed Alice Whitty's acheivement will stir greater interest in track and field here and the wonderful victory of\nour rowing crew will have unpredictable effects. It was ironic\nto see these two sports bring fame to UBC after their enforced\nobscurity in the past.\nIt is certain swimmg, rowing and track will be at least\nthree minor sports which will not be treated as poor relatives\nin the future while the carpet is rplled out for football and\nbasketball. v\nA Warning\nAnother year, another 1000 frosh.\nMost of you won't be back next year. Stupidity and inertia will have taken their tol.\nGood movies at low prices, rah rah at football games,\norganized farcility at AMS meetings, self expression in LSE\nclubs, more parties than anyone would want; all these are\nyours for the asking.\nWe would like to warn you, though.\nIf you are looking for an escape from studies, you'll find\ncampus activities a useful vehicle. Many are the students\nwho blame failures on one or another of the campus groups.\nThe danger of extra-curricular activities or over-balancing studies isn't a serious one.\nMost of the Frosh won't do either.\nShake\nWe would like to extend congratulations to those\ncoeds who will shortly be admitted to sororities at the close\nof the current rushing period.\nWe would like to point out to skeptics that these girls\nwill find the sorority system is characterized by honest\nvirtue, genuine kindness, a true Christian spirit, healthy\nsocial relations and an admirable democracy.\nHowever, we can't.\n*\nBEST WISHES\nto the\nUNIVERSITY STUDENTS\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nCROSSMAN MACHINERY\nCO. LTD.\n806 BEACH AVE. VANCOUVER, B.C.\n, . . .-\u00E2\u0096\u00A0.\u00C2\u00BB.-\nWhat's Wrong With Our College?\n\u00C2\u00AB REPRINT FROM TflE NEW YORKER j\nI'm sorry that I can't give\nreal names in the paper.that I\nam about, to commit to paper,\nbut there's the question of taste\nand it might get an innocent\ngirl into trouble\u00E2\u0080\u0094not into real\ntrouble, but maj roe onto the\nDean's list, and I wouldn't want\neven that on my conscience,\nwhich is dangerously overweight already. I'm sorry I\ncan't use real names, because\nit is terribly hard for me to reflect life, which is what I propose to do, while using made-\nup names. I have never been\nable to understand how novelists could do it. Do you suppose\nthey use real names in the first\ndraft, and then cross them out?\nWho was Nastasya Filippovna,\nin \"The Idiot,\" before Dostoevski turned her into Nastasya\nFilippovna? I mention this because this summer I read \"The\nIdiot\" and think it is a splendid\nbook, reflecting life to beat the\nb((nd. All those snarled-up\npeople, jumping from the frying pan into the fire. I like it\nbecause it makes me feel as\nthough I were living in a mill-\npond, which is where I want\nto live.\nWell, anyway, I was reading\n\"The Idiot\" in Nantucket,\nwhere I was staying with some\nfriends whose library, refreshingly enough, didn't contain a\nsingle copy of \"Moby Dick,\"\nand along came their eighteen-\nyear-old daughter, whose name\nis not Miss Margaret M. Nuthatch, and asked me if I would\nhelp her answer a letter from\nthe Dean of Women at East-\nchester College, which is not\nthe name of the college, either.\n\"Dear Margaret,' it didn't begin\nand continued, in part:\nIt is indeed a pleasure for me\nto welcome you to the East-\nchester campus, and to greet\nyou as a member of the 1958\nclass! Although September\nseems many weeks away, I am\ngetting anxious to meet you\nand to have you join us in our\nmany campus experiences. We\nreally have a lot of fun, in addition to a lot of hard work.\nWe think Eastchester is a great\nschool, and we are eager for\nour freshmen to feel that way,\ntoo.\nI know you must have questions galore, such as, \"Where\nshall I live?\" \"Who is my roommate?\" \"What shall I bring?\"\nDuring the summer months I\nshall try to answer these and\nother questions for you, so that\nyou will have a good idea as to\nwhat is expected of an East- \\nChester woman.\n. . . Meanwhile I hope you j\nhave an enjoyable summer fill- j\ned with pleasant anticipations!\nof college life. If you have an |\nopportunity to visit the campus j\nbe sure to stop in and say, \\n\"Hello!\" Also, if you have any\nquestions with which I can help j\nyou, be sure to write.\" j\n\"Dear Dean,\" I dictated to;\nnon-Margaret, who is a wiz at j\nshorthand, \"Well, I have question^ galore, and one of them :\nis \"How will your answering,\nsuch questions as \"Where shall\nI live?,\" \"Who is my room-j\nmate?\" and \"What shall ij\nbring?\" give me a good idea as j\nto what is expected of an East-,\nChester woman?\" The answers;\nmust be something like 'In a\ndormitory, you little gobse,' i\n'Evelyn Goodfellow, of Evan-\nstn, Illinois,' and 'Three middy\nblouses and a turtleneck\nsweater '\u00E2\u0080\u0094none of them unexpected replies, to be sure, but\ninvolving matters so humdrum\nas scarcely to justify the resounding phrase 'an Eastchester woman.' Now, if you had\nsuggested the questions 'How\nshall I live?' 'Will I be able to\nget along with a roommate who\nhas never been to the Stork\nClub?' and 'What shall I bring\nalong in the way of mental,\nmoral and spiritual equipment?\nthat would have justified it,\nand would have enabled me to\ngreet you, as Dean, with\ngreater pleasure than I now\nfeel.\n\"Another question I have is\n'Why is campus fun listed as\nan addition to hard work?'\nIsn't work fun? They told us\nit was atBrearley, or Chapin,\nor Garrison Forest, or wherever the hell I've been these\npast several years, and I hate\nto think things are different at\nEastchester. If the work there\nisn't fun, the place can't really\nh. a great school, can it? You\nmake it sound like a rock pile,\nwith time off for hopscotch,\nbutterscotch, and maybe Scotch\nand soda. Moreover, if you\nknow I have, questions galore,\nwhy do you write, if you have\nany questions , a couple ot paragraphs later? I'm afraid\u00E2\u0080\u0094\"\nMy friends' child stuck her\npencil behind her ear and gazed at me in astonishment. \"The\nscales have dropped from my\neyes,\" she said. \"I'm going to\nSarah Lawrence. I stopped in\nthere the other day and said\n'Hello!' to Harold Taylor, the\npresident, and he said 'Hello!'\nright back, so I don't anticipate any trouble. He's the\nauthor of 'Philosophic Thought\nin France and the United\nStates' and a co-author of\n'Democracy in the Administration of Higher Education,' so I\nimagine campus experiences\nthere will be pretty rewarding.\"\nShe tore the letter up, and\nI beat it for the airport before\nher father came back from golf.\nHe's a Harvard man with an\ninquiring mind, and I felt there\nwould be questions galore, such\nas \"How would you feel about\nreimbursing me for the twenty-\nfive dollar reservation deposit\nfee I sent Eastchester last\nmonth?\"\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094GEOFPREY T. HELLMAN\nBig\nWelcomes\nThe Big Block Club would\nlike to take this opportunity\nto welcome all frosh to the\ncampus. It is our hope that by\nthe end of the term we will be\nconsidering many of you for\nmembership. We urge all of\nyou who are athletically Inclined to try and participate in\nyour favourite sport.\nAt this early date it may be\nadvisable to explain to you\nwhat is required in order to\nwin your block. It is not enough\njust to play on a team or even\nbe a star. In order to become\na member of the Big Block\nClub it is necessary to fulfill\nseveral ogligations.\n-Besides being an outstanding\nmember of the Thunderbird\nteam (the first team of any\nsport) an athlete must be a\nt member in good standing of the\nAlma Mater society (i.e. he\nmust be a good citizen and\nalso pass his year). He must\nhave attended practices regularly and also have the recommendations of his coach and\ncaptain.\nAnd so you see that the Big\nBlock represents more than\njust an athletic award; it does,\nin fact, represent an all round\naward.\nThe members of the Big\nBlock Club will at the service\nof the freshmen at the \"Frosh\nSmoker\" on Wednesday, September 22 and any further\ninquiries you may have will be\nanswered at that time. Don't\nmiss it!\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094Bill Whyte,\nPresident, Big Block Club.\nKEY-\nTAB\nTh* original punched exercise books with subject lab\nattached.\nFive large 56-paga books to package. Each book tabbed\nin a different position for handy reference.\nAvailable in narrow, wide or plain ruling.\nSMITH, DAVIDSON & LECKY LTD.\nVancouver \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Victoria \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Calgary \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Edmonton\nManufacturers of UNION made KEYSTONE\nIniversity Supplies rY YESTERDAY, over-flowing today, the Armouries become the focal point for registering students. Campus bookstore is temporarily housed in the Armouries to handle the influx\nbf students.\nTHE UBYSSEY \u00E2\u0080\u0094 Seytataber 1$, 1954\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2mie\nPaget\nOar Champs Praised;\nWill Get Silver Trays\nUniversity of B.C.'s rowing\nteam will have further honors\nto add to its British Empire\nGames gold medal, Sept. 30,\nwhen they are presented with\ninscribed silver trays at the\nAlma Mater Society semi-annual\nmeeting.\nStudent Council approved a\n$200 expenditure last week to\nprovide the gifts for each of tha\n12 members of the winning row\u00C2\u00BB\ning team.\nThe silver trays will be presented for the team's remarkable\nperformance in winning tha\neight-oared event at the B.E.G.\nCity Symphony Society\nHolds Annual Bargain Sale\nFROSH ENROLL\nRegistration Begins This Week\nRegistration this week could\nbring an increased enrollment\nwhich could make UBC the\nsecond largest English-speaking university in Canada.\nA sharp climb in enrollment\nls expected by 1960. However,\nRegistrar Charles Wood says\nthat the jump won't be too apparent this year because of no\nincrease in high school graduates.\nBut an addition of only 300\nto 400 to UBC's enrollment\nof 5500 last session could move\nthe university to second place\nin size, edging out McGill\nUniversity.\nMcGill's enrollment has been\nthe same for several years and\nis not expected to increase\nthis year.\nLargest English-speaking university in Canada is the University of Toronto. Leading\nthem all is the French-speaking University of Montreal.\nUBC's enrollment reached\nits peak in the 1946-47 session,\nwhen enrollment soared to\nmore than 10,000. From then\non it dropped steadily until\nlast session when a slight in*\ncrease appeared.\nBy 1960 enrollment is expected to again reach 10,000.\nMore than 1,000 freshmen\nare expected to register in the\nArmouries today and Wednesday.\nStudents at UBC's new medical school registers more than\na week ago and other faculties\nwill register during the rest of\nthis week.\nVancouver Symphony Society\nwill hold its annual bargain sale\nagain this year.\nThe Society is offering UBC\nstudents a 26 percent reduction\nin the cost of concert tickets.\nFor 50 cents a concert, students\nwill have the opportunity to\nhear the 12 regular Symphony\nconcerts.\nThis year the Symphony, con\nducted by Irwin Hoffman, will\nfeature such distinguished artists as the renowned English\npianist Solomon and famous\nviolinists, Mischa Elman and\nWilliam Primrose.\nStudent tickets will be on salt\nonly during registration week.\nA special Symphony booth will\nbe set up in the Armouriea\nthroughout registration.\nYour Community Green Grocer Wishes\nSuccess to the University Students\nFRESH FRUIT AND VEGETABLES BROUGHT IN \u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nFOR YOU DAILY\nVARSITY PRODUCE\nFREE DELIVERY\n10th Ave. and Sasamat ALma 1141\nH\nCompliments of\nCommodore\nCabaret\nCompliments of\nUniversity Transfer\n4217 W. 13th Ave. AL 1005\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 FROM TRACY'S CAMPUS SHOP\nALL WOOL\nMohawk\nBlanket\nCoat\nA Tracy's Feature\n$29.95\nas\nsketched\n. . . this sporty little all wool wonder coat is the rage of\nthe Campus Crowd, and no wonder . . . it's warm, versatile\nand cosy for the games (as worn by Florence Chadwick. the\ngreat swimmer). ... 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Logan has been acting\nas chairman for the past two\nyears.\nI Dr. Harold E. Taylor, Asso-\nt elate Director of Pathology at\nf Vancouver General Hospital, has\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2 been appointed professor and\ni head of the Department of Path-\nf ology. He replaces Dr. William\nBoyd, who retired lit June after\nserving for the past four years.\nOther new appointments in\nclude: Dr. Jan Wolff, formerly\nwlth-Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston, assistant professor of physiology; Dr. K. A.\nEvelyn, of McGill University\nand the Royal Victoria Hospital\nin Montreal, professor of experimental medicine; K. D. Naegele,\nformerly of McGill, Columbia,\nHarvard and Oslo Universities,\nassistant professor of sociology.\nMiss (Helen Codere, formerly\nof Vassar College, visiting lecturer in anthropology; Dr. F. E.\nBryans, formerly of the University of Torohto, associate professor of obstetrics and gynecology; Otton Relscher, of Arlington, Va., special lecturer in Slavonic studies; Dr. C. C. Robinson of Vancouver General and\nShaughnessy Memorial Hospitals, associate Professor of Pediatrics.\nTHE UBYSSEY \u00E2\u0080\u0094 September IS, 1184\nft* 4\nFootball Queen Thrilled\n7b be Chosen by Judges\nA UBC coed has been selected\nto enter a beauty contest which\nmay win her the title of Miss\nFootball of the United States.\nThis week Sylvia Tremaine,\nretiring Lambda Chi Alpha Frosh\nQueen, will compete with girls\nfrom eight American universities in the Miss Football of\n1954-55 competition sponsored\nby the Berkley Chamber of Commerce.\nThrilled to be chosen by UBC\njudges, Sylvia left for California\nMonday to face a. week-long\nwhirl of parties, parades and\nentertainment.\nHighlights of the week will\nbe the Coronation ceremony\nThursday and Saturday's football game between California\nGolden Bears and University\nof Oklahoma.\nThe only Canadian University\ninvited, UBC has the signal honor of being asked to participate\nin the contest for the second\ntime. Last year UBC was represented at the Football Queen\nContest by Kathy Johnson.\n\"A second invitation is exceptional and a wonderful credit\nto Kathy and to UBC,\" said\nDanny Goldsmith, AMS Public\nRelations Officer.\nOther universities participating this year are Utah, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Maryland and\nTexas.\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2M\nBest Wishes\nfrom\nDEAN'S\nFine Foods\nMellow Whip\nIce Cream\n10th & Sasamat\nALma 2596\nbanking A&hviaiL o^\nThe Canadian Bank\nof Commerce\nat\nThe 10th and Sasamat Branch\n(4473 West 10th Ave.)\nR. E, McKinnon, Manager\nThe University Branch\n(University Blvd. at Western Parkway)\nGordon C. Hull, Manager\nOr at Any of the Other 30 Branches in Greater Vancouver\nH il\nEVERY SUCCESS\nto the\nUniversity of British Columbia\nSHARP AND THOMPSON\nBERWICK. 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An additional 53 cents is required for\nphotographic and printing costs\nto produce cards for each student with his picture printed\non It.\nThe cards may be obtained\nfree without pictures, Bray said,\nbut students not purchasing the\ncards would have to supply their\nown photographs to paste on the\ncard and would not get their\npicture in the Totem.\nBudget plans, which come .before the student body for approval at the semi-annual general\nmeeting October 30, include a\n10 cent per student increase for\nthe Men's Athletic Directorate,\nbringing the total to $3.20 per\nstudent.\nThe largest single budget Item\nis the $5 per student used to retire the debt resulting from construction of the War Memorial\nGymnasium. A total of $68,000\nremains to be paid before the\ngym is debt free.\nEvergreeners Swell\nSummer School Ranks\nUBC's Summer. Session this\nyear not onlyienjoyed the largest enrolment recorded since\nthe 'veteran year\" of 1946, but\nalso managed to include an estimated 5000 Vancouver citizens\nin its public activities,\nCrowds of Vancouverites turned out to the school's concerts,\nlectures and plays. Presentations\nincluded five lieder recitals, a\nconcert production of \"The Marriage of Figaro,\" theater productions of \"Our Town,\" \"Aladdin\nand His Wonderful Lamp\" and\n\"The Merry Wives of Windsor.\"\nIn a report submitted to the\nUniversity Senate early in September it was revealed that British Columbia residents comprised 93 per cent of the student\nbody.\nOther Canadian Provinces, the\nUnited States, South America,\nGermany and Hong Kong were\nalso represented.\nHold an ta Your Hats;\nThey're Real Kaon\nFrosh Executive's new cry\n\"hold on to your hats\" cannot\nbe taken too literally.\nThe modernized beanie being sported by Frosh this year\nis, according to executive head\nPhil Greenberg, \"a start towards a school cap.\"\n\"It should not be something\nyou wear for a week and then\nthrow away,\" he said.\nGreenberg reported the\n! 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PA. 4174\nBray estimated it would take\nsix or seven years to retire the\npresent debt, but student contributions toward the cost of roofing the British Empire Games\nswimming pool and interest costs\nwould considerably increase the\ntime students must continue\npaying $5 per year.\nBray refused to disclose the\namount of the Increase planned\nfor University Radio Society,\nbut said there would be a \"small\nincrease over last year's budget.\"\nSafety margin allowed ln the\nbudget is five percent of the\ntotal, slightly less than last year\nwhen five percent plus income\nfrom bank interest, barbershop\nrental and college profits, totalling $1200 was allowed as a\nmargin.\nCost to students of supporting\nundergraduate societies is 54c\nper student, almost half of what\nundergrad societies receive because the largest group of students, the arts faculty, have no\nundergrad society.\nTHE UBYSSEY \u00E2\u0080\u0094 September 15,1854\nPage 5\nEat Wuku\nAND A YEAR OF SUCCESS\nBell and Mitchell\nLIMITED\nInsurance and Real Estate\n641 RICHARDS ST. 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In the past we have catejed to University functions, and we invite you to dine on our superb Chinese\nfood at your next party.\n& ami*** Terrace\n''Chinese Cuisine at its Best\"\nInternationally known for tops in Chinese cuisine, hospitable friendly service and exotic Chinese decor \u00E2\u0080\u0094 truly\na restaurant of distinction.\nWe invite you to listen to our unique radio program\n\"THE CALL OF CHINA,\" Sundays 2:00 p.m. \u00E2\u0080\u0094\nStation 600, CJOR.\nReservations: MArine 1935\n1S5 East Pender St.\nFor the Latest in ...\nRADIO - TELEVISION\nELECTRICAL APPLIANCES\nand\nRECORDS - 78 - 45 - 331/3\nTHOMPSON & PAGE LTD.\n2914 Granville\nCH. 5144\nPark Royal\nWest 2320\nTHUNDERBIRD SERVICE\nDON AND JOHN\nsend\nBEST WISHES\n10th Ave. and Tolmie Street ALma 0771\nCRANE\nLIMITED\nPlumbing and Heating Supplies\nPipe, Valves, Fittings,\nFabricated Piping\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\nWISH YOU EVERY SUCCESS\nL SI\nPoses\nProblem\nly PAT CARNEY\n540 Beatty Street\nMA. 0511\nIn the maxe of alphabetical\ncombinations which signify the\nnames of campus organizations,\nthe initials LSE are possibly the\nleast understood.\nYet the Literary and Scientific Executive is one of the most\nimportant \ organizations on the\ncampus, and its function and\nefforts should be known and appreciated by students.\nStudents have a chance to appraise LSE clubs on Club Day,\nSeptember 23. Transforming the\nArts lawn into Carnival Row,\nclubs compete to entice cautious\nfrosh into filling club ranks and\ncoffers.\nLSE has two main purposes;\nto direct and coordinate club\nactivities on the campus and to\ngive clubs an effective voice on\nStudent Council.\nSince UBC supports more\nclubs than any other university\nin North America, LSE has a\nhuge job on its hands.\nThe Executive Is directed by\nan elected President, Dick Riopel, who represents the Executive on Student Council. The,\nmain body of the organization |\nis composed of president or his\nrepresentative of each club. |\nThis year Riopel and his ex-|\necutive plan to group the sixty j\n; member clubs into political, re-!\nj ligious, international, engineering and fine arts councils, according to the common interests\nof the organizations.\nLSE allocates the budget set\nby AMS treasurer Ron Bray for\nuse by the clubs, and occasionally sponsors controversial speakers visiting the campus.\nIn cognizance of outstanding\nwork done By individuals in\nclub activities, LSE gives Honorary Awards to five or six students annually.\nClub representatives can contact LSE executives every noon\nhour in Brock Hall.\nSiwash Wants\nSex Writers\nAvantGarders\n\"Siwash,\" the name that\nbrings tears to the staunchest of\nliterary magnates, will live\nagain.\n' So great was the reception\nreceived by UBC's famous literary humorist magazine last year\nthat the editors have consented\nto produce another edition.\nThese same editors have also\nconsented to let all you budding\nBrownings or Nicols to submit\ndoggerel or drivel to grace the\npages of the second edition of\n\"Siwash.\"\nThe demand for \"Siwash\" last\nvear reached monstrous proportions. Within an hour of its re-\nease every copy was sold.\n; Product/ion is scheduled to\nget underway immediately. This\nyear the editor* are planning to\nproduce not one, but two edi-\nions of the magazine.\nAll interested parties are invited to submit their literary\nendeavors. It is felt that so\niiigh is the literary standard of\nthe average UBC student\u00E2\u0080\u0094anything goes.\nSincere\n*. *\nTo The Studei\nFROM THE FOLLOWING PROffi\nJourex SakerieA\n9rank #oaa\nbuncan Crux\nTtonleii *\u00E2\u0082\u00ACr HtatheJoi\n(jeorae C tfeifrl\nJack blamtnd\nCanadian Cxploration\n\u00C2\u00A3oM & Kerr\nCustom Brokers\nWchoU ChemicaU\nCo. Ltd.\nW. (j. Iflurrin\nCornett\u00C2\u00A3roA.Xtd.(l9$i\nMakers of Fine Quality FootweaJ\nChancellor\nSheruood Xett\nCJLK. Van Horman\nH.J. Sirdt* Company iu\nInvestment Securities\nSenator j. W. JarriJl\n(jeorae Cunninaham\n/eon tadner it Wishes\n\u00C2\u00BBf The University\nAND BUSINESS MIN AND FIRMS i\nft. \u00C2\u00A3 JukeA\nJ. \u00C2\u00A3. bixon\nI. e HtaclKiUan, CSC\n2. J. Klein\nHon. \u00C2\u00A3 W. Hamber\n(jeorae florfan\n(jroAlenor Hotel\nH.C. William* Co. ttl\nIC htitrict Telegraph\nhai (frauer\nfoot Cromle\n\\u00C2\u00A3en. Stanley IflcHeen\n(jorden WUmer\nW. H. Htaftin\nUlr. & iHrJ.\nRonald (fraham\n(jordcn Jarrelt\nhank H. Sroion CSX.\n(jar fin jfce and 9uel\nCo. Ltd.\n}acifjic )Heat Co. Xtd*\nTHE UBYSSEY \u00E2\u0080\u0094 September 18,1M4\nPate 7\nPrexy Welcomes Frosh;\nCommends Advantages\nI would like to take this\nopportunity to welcome the\nfreshmen class of 1984 to our\nPoint Grey Campus. I would\nlike to commend to you the\nmany opportunities which this\nuniversity offers you.\nThe Alma Mater Society is\nchiefly responsible for your\nextra-curricular well being\nduring the coming year and it\nis with this in mind that we\nhave tried to arrange as varied, Interesting and fruitful\na program as could be devised\nwithin our budgetary limitations. 1 would urge you to\nparticipate in and savour the\nmany extracurricular opportunities available on the campus.\nOver 70 clubs duplicate\nmany of the activities which\nwe find in the world outside\nmaking the university a society all its own. Many of these\nclubs are designed to help fur\nther your academic interests,\nwhich it must be remembered\nare your prime reasons for\nattending an institution of\nhigher learning.\nA comprehensive, varied,\nintra and extra mural athletic\nprogram is designed to suit\nthe needs of all students. The\nintra mural sports program is\nespecially designed to give the\naverage student an opportunity to participate in athletics\nwithout being subjected to the\nrigors of the more highly competitive extra mural program.\nOver one-third of the student\nbody takes part in these intra\nmural athletics.\nOther events are taking\nplace this year at UBC which\nrequire your support and enthusiasm. This week the football team plays the McGill\n\"Redmen,\" Miss Sylvia Tre-\nmaine, last year's Frosh Queen\nis in Berkeley representing\nUBC as Queen candidate in\nthe Berkeley Football festival.\nOther challenges* are before\nthe students: The Empire Pool\nmust be roofed arid made available fqr year-round use. Homecoming will take place November 6, and next March the\ntriennial Open House ceremonies will, we hope, draw over\n00,000 people to see your university.\nAll these and more will require your help and participation as the newest citizens of\nthe university community. Be\nsure that when April comes\n.you will not feel you have\nfailed to partake of the opportunities which were there for\nthe asking this fall.\nBest wishes for a successful\nacademic and extra curricular\nyear.\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094DICK UNDERHILL\ng> i\" &*-t\nr.*V>\nHBC Welcomes\nUBC's'54 FROSH\nUniversity life is exciting and enriching, both academically and socially. We hope you'll enjoy it, and wish you\nthe best of luck, freshmeh, in your days at UBC.\nWe hope you'll visit us for all your college needs . . . and\ninvite you to make HBC your shopping headquarters\nduring your university years.\nl^ttVbromo%elfzers,\ncrests and chocolates for Monday's opening,\nCollege Shop will sell faculty\npins, decals and pennarits in\nArmouries during registration\nweek. Customers will be supplied with Hail UBC song sheets\nwith each purchase.\nStudents Placement Bureau\ncan supply jobs ranging from\nsetting pins to playing piano for\nstudents in need of cash. The\nBureau handled 20,000' requests\nfor student help last term, ranging from short term work to\nsummer and permanent employment.\nBy PAT CARNEY\nMORE NOTCHES\nLt. Col. J. F. McLean, head of!\nStudent Placement Bureau feels\nthat although job possibilities\nremain numerous, there will be\na \"tightening up\" this year.\nStudents interested ln part-\ntime work are asked to register\nwith Miss Crompton of the\n-bureau during registration week\nand are advised to maintain constant contact with the Bureau.\nApplications for student Self\nHelp programme were closed\nSeptember 1, and positions will\nbe filled after registration week.\nUnder the Self Help program,\nstudents are paid at union rates\nfor .employment on the campus.\nSince there are 300 applicants\nfor the ISO jobs available, students entering UBC on scholarships are given preference.\nFOR NOTHING\nThe university also maintains\na modern health service for\nstudents. Every student is given\na free physical examination at\nthe beginning of the university\nsession and a twenty-six bed hospital is maintained in the Westbrook Building.\nOut patient and infirmary ac-\ncommodattons are subject to\nregular BCHIS regulations.\nThe AM!S supports an Acci\ndent Benefit fund of $3,000.\nThis is paid to students who are\nInjured in the line of duty; that\nis, anything from a football injury to falling down at an AMS\nsponsored dance.\nDetailed information of campus organizations are listed in\nthe Student Handbook which\nwill be published later this term.\n-\u00C2\u00BBn-\nTHE UBYSSEY \u00E2\u0080\u0094 September 15,1984\nPage 8\nEXTRA HELP REQUIRED\nThe Hudson's Bay Company requires a number of people\nto help out on sale days or at other busy periods during\nthe fall and winter season. Students With previous sales\nexperience who wish to earn some extra money in this\nway should apply now to the Personnel Office, 5th Floor,\nHudson's Bay Company.\nUSC Grad\nFits Post\nTwo familiar figures on the\ncampus have left their posts in\nthe University Extension Department, one of them replaced\nwith a new appointment.\nJbhn L. Haar, assistant director of the department, left September 1 to assume the post of\nCitizenship Liason Officer for\nthe Province of Alberta.\nPhilip W. Keatley, supervisor\nof conference, night schools and\n(Continued on Page 10)\nSee CHANGES\nVarsity Theatre\nGREETINGS\nThe CcHhciMeut \u00C2\u00A3hep\nGIFTS - CHINA\n4433 West 10th Ave.\nALma 1520-R\nRUSHANT\nPHOTOGRAPHER and CAMERA SALES\nWelcome Students!\nAll Types of Camera and Photographic Supplies\nJ. C. 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Cheers\nTears\nScribe Tribe\nThrive on Em\nBy PAT CARNEY\nEver since Hollywood showed\nBdgart slumming around newspaper offices in a trench- coat,\nmost of us have repressed a\ndesire to work as a newspaperman in an atmosphere of Pilsen-\ners, politics and printers ink.\nSome of us pack this ambition away with our dolls and\nour dreams of climbing Everest;\nthe rest of us join the Publications office.\nThe Pub offices combine the\nspirit of downtown daily's city\nroom, a slick paper magazine\noffice, a Books and Letters Club\ngarret and the dark room of\nFlash Magazine.\nThe advantages of working for\nthe Pub far outweigh the cold\nshoulders of your narrow-minded friends and the dubious looks\nof your English professors. Warm\nshoulders are supplied by -the\nPub, and most Pubsters have\npassed English 100 several times.\nThe Pub covers enough scope\nto satisfy the creative urge of\nany red blooded college student.\nStaff of the Student Directory-\nget first right to the telephone\nnumbers of every co-ed who registers.\nLiterary intellectuals work it\noff in Siwash, annual campus\nlit and humour mag. Working\nfor Totem editor Ann Rogers is\npure joy if you like your editors\npert and pretty.\nThe Ubyssey, trl-weekly campus newspaper, satisfies other\ncreative urges. Pub parties and\nespecially stocked train compartments to Canadian University\nPress conferences are rewards\nfor covering lectures on the\nMating Habits of California\nKonders and aching backs acquired by lugging galley trays\naround on press nights.\nAnd pubsters have other talents. Not content with editing\nCanada's best college paper, they\nhave gained a reputation for\nathletic prowess.\nBut this is not likely to be\nupheld. A startling expose reveals that Student Council need\nnever have suffered such an inglorious defeat at the hands of\nthe Pubsters on the basketball\nfloor last spring.\nIt is one thing to win the AMS\npresident's luxurious desk. It is\nanother when thc desk has to\nbe hauled down stairs through\nnarrow door jambs into the pub\noffice.\nNew Pub policy affirms that\nbasketball is for the 'Birds and\nfurniture moving for the Building and Grounds Crew.\nPub.stcrs have an artistic bent,\ntoo. Their attempt at redecorating the Pub offices gives you\na new perspective on Michael-\nangelo's doodlings on thc ceiling\nof the Sistine Chapel. Thc'Pub-\nsters had it tougher.\nPaint and tempers ran rampant as they contested hotly\nwhether the paint was red or\nwine. A senior editor slapping\npaint on tiie window sills in\ntrue CPR style was followed\nby another who wiped it off as\nfast as it was applied. The Editor\nin Chief was near tears because\nthe baby blue paint he had specified for his office had dried\na nauseous green. j\nThe renovated offices added i\n6NE OF THE If-pW drawbacks in a Pubster's life; toothsome\nco-eds continually insinuating themselves against harried editors\nin the hopes of a byline.\na splash of colour to the Pub and\na splash of paint to the floor.\nCelebrities never panic a true\nPubster. When Mama-and-Mar-\"\ngaret O'Brien accepted an invitation to visit the Pub, the welcoming delegation consisted of\none lone Pubster busily painting\na lewd mural on the wall.\nSeems that the feature writer\nassigned to interview Margaret\nhad spatted with the editor and\nSee \"PUB'\n(Continued on Page 11)\nWELCOME FROSH\nWe Wish You Every Success and\nGood Luck!\nCAMPUS FLORISTS\nFASHION FLOWERS\nWe're Ready to Serve You With Smartly Styled Corsages\nFLOWERS FOR ALL OCCASIONS\n4528 West 10th Ave. AL, 3351\n(Opposite Safeway)\nleft WWles fer Yotir Future Success\nGlad to see You Back\nfrom\nNICK'S\nGRILL\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2\n5700 University Blvd.\nAL 1679\nSEETHE NEW\nA-40\nAustin Convertible\nConsolidated Motor Company\nLIMITED\n1230 West Georgia Street\nMArine 6131\nDraughting Instruments\nfrom $10.00\nT-SQUARES, PROTRACTORS, SET SQUARES\nMECHANICAL ENGINEERS AND\nPOLYPHASE SLIDE RULES\nZIPPER RING BOOKS\nAmes Lettering Instruments complete with Sheets & Index\nFOUNTAIN PENS\nCLARKE and STUART LTD.\nSTATIONERS ond PRINTERS\n550 Seymour'St.\nVancouver, B.C.\nWelcome Class ot '58\nYOUR FLOWER AND GIFT HEADQUARTERS\n* Flowers and Gi\n4427 West 10th\nFLOWERS WIRED ANYWHERE\nAL. 0660 - AL. 3465 Students Finally Secure\nPartial Athletic Control\nTHE UBYSSEY - September 15,1954\nPafelO\nBy KEN LAMB\nA long standing fight waged\nbetween students and the administration to have spectator sports\n\u00E2\u0080\u00A2recognized as an integral part\nof a university function will be\nfinally settled this fall when the\nnew constitution for the Athletics Department is passed by\nthe Senate.\nEssentially, the plan does two\nthings. Bus Phillips, hired two\nyears ago with a view to such\na move has now been given full\nresponsibility of the department\nof athletics, reporting to the\nMen's Athletic Council, on which\nthe voting is equally divided between faculty members and\nstudents.\nSecondly, the MAC, which before was responsible to the Council for the School of Physical\nEducation, will now be known as\na committee of the President\nand will be on a par with the\nschool council, which is formed\nentirely of faculty members.\nSTRONGER VOICE\nIn essence the plan gives the\nstudents a much stronger voice\nin the administration of sports\nand also places a greater responsibility upon them. In no way\ndoes it change the position of the\nteam coaches as paid teachers\nfor the school of P.E. Nor does\nit change any of the present\nfinancial arrangements, though\nthe students have more control\nover how it will be spent. As\nit is, only one coach is paid any\npart of his salary by the athletics department.\nThough the move creates a definite split between athletics and\nthe school of education, director\nBus Phillips said last week there\nwould be no friction between\nthe two todies.\n\"I feel that athletics are \u00C2\u00AB\ndefinite part of physical education,\" he said. (He expressed\nhis views on the matter earlier\nthis year in an article in the\nAlumni Chronicle).\nFor years, the students of the\nuniversity, who pay for the athletic program some $3.20 each,\nplus $9 toward the gymnasium\ndebt, have ibeen trying to have\nsome say in the administration\nAN the fishing grounds, in our\ncanneries, in our offices ... the\nmen and women of the\nNELSON\nBros. Fisheries Ltd.\nWELCOME YOU BACK TO UNIVERSITY\nSincere and Best Wishes\nfor a\nSuccessful & Happy Student Yoor\nMarshall - Wells B.C. Ltd.\n573 Co roll Street\nVancouver, B.C.\nof the sports program. Often\nthey have not even known how\nthe money was being spent or\nwhy.\nAlthough most of the noise\nwas created by the students, the\nadministration has set up a sort\nof passive resistance, which Indicated it was reticent to put athletics on a high plane. One of\nthe oft quoted reasons for this\nresistance was the fear that an\n,over eharped athletic program\nwould be the cause of a general\nlowering in academic standards.\nBut when the new constitution\nIs officially ratified, much of the\nconfusion and hard, feelings\ncaused by the unenviable situation will have gone far toward\nbeing cleared away.\nMORE POWER\nBob Brady, president of the\nMen's Athletic Directorate, a\ngroup composed of the student\nmanagers of every campus team\nand, the sports' editor of The\nUbyssey. says that the constitution will give increased power\nand responsibility to the MAD.\nCHANGES\n(Continued from Page \u00E2\u0080\u00A2)\ncitizenship affairs, will leave for\nLondon September IS with his\nwife to enroll in the Central\nSchool of Speech and Drama.\nHis post was given September 7 to graduate Gordon S.\nSelman, formerly a research officer with the National Research\nCouncil in Ottawa.\nBoth Keatley and Haar are\nUBC graduates and well-known\namong alumni and students.\nHaar was the president of the\nAlma Mater Society during his\nsenior year in 1990, and also\nheaded the campus branch of the\nCanadian Legion. He served\noverseas for five years with the\nRCAF.\nKeatley is well-known in theatrical circles, as is his wife. He\nhas worked with the University Players' Club Alumni, Everyman Theater and the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.\nSelman returns to UBC after\nan absence of four years. He received his teaohing certificate\nhere in 1991, and stayed on as\na student assistant in the department of history while he studied\nfor his master's degree.\n:0mefo**&\nAkMMk'ONG\nAPMNiRONG\n1822 W. Broadway CE. 1611\n2263 W. 41st at Yew St.\nKE. 1871\nBOOKS ond\nSCIENTIFIC\nMAGAZINES\nFrom Germany, France,\nSwitzerland,, Sweden\nAustria, Holland and\nother European countries:\nComprehensive Information\nskilled advice, fast order\nservice, reasonable prices.\nYour source for\ninternational literature\nin Vancouver:\nContinental Book\nCentre\n914 W. 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Waved vaguely at the\ndoorman in the Auditorium a\npass can save you admission\nmoney to add to the Brock Beer\nFund.\n(Continued from Page 9)\nPubsters graduate like other\ncollege students, and the list of\nex-pubsters who have made the\ntop reads like a Who's Who of\nCanadian Journalism.\nStu Keate, publisher of ,the\nVictoria Times, Pierre Burton,\nMcLean's managing editor, Don\nFergueson, head of the North\nAmerican desk of Reuters News\nagency, Eric Nicol, famed humourist and Vancouver. colunt-\nnist, Andrew Snadden, London\nSmL hMtihitL\nMcGAVINS\nOUR BEST WISHES\nSasamat 5 & 10\n4513 W. 10th Ave.\nALma 1013\nIP\u00E2\u0080\u0094\u00E2\u0080\u0094\u00E2\u0080\u0094P\u00E2\u0080\u0094-w\nWELCOME BACK\nto the old and the new faces from\nVARSITY JEWELLERS\nWe Wish You Every Success in the Coming Year\n4479 West lOtth Ave. ALma 3104\nThe Photographic Survey\nCorporation Ltd.\nWestern Division\nAIR SURVEY ENGINEERS\nManager: Norman E. McConnell, P. 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Is on the win.\nBut that's absoid.\nWhoever heard of the wlnnln'\nThunderboids?\nYou can lay down the egg,\nfreshman, the poetry? ls not all\nmine. Neither is the theme, for\nthat matter, but it is one that's\nbeen applied to the Thunderbird\nFootball teams ever since the\nBlue and Gold entered the Evergreen Conference.\nUBC has been holding up the\nrest of the league from way\nback when, and it will likely\nbe a few years before we can\nlook down from the top and\nsing \"Hail, UBC\" with a real\nroar. But every .fall we get a\nlittle better. Last year when\ncoach Don Coryell took over,\nhe was left with a few good\nmen from the season before.\n, IMPROVEMENT\nYet before the last ball was\ncarried he'd formed a club that\npowdered tr.e Vancouver Cubs\n114, bounced Oregon College\nof Education 2045 and at the\nsame time was at or near the top\nof the Evergreen Conference in\nalmost every department except\ntouchdowns. This is a far cry\nfrom the days when UBC would\nbe playing a good game to lose\nby thirty points.\nAnd though we're not the\nchamps yet, the happy part of\nit is we're getting closer every\nseason. This year might really\nput us in there. With the biggest turnout in UBC gridiron\nhistory and the finest on-paper\nbackfield to ever tramp the turf\nthis season could be the big one.\nin the Howie McPhee Stadium,\nThe line will be no slouch\neither, with the defensive players already ripping into the back-\nfield to nail the highly rated\nBest Wishes from\u00E2\u0080\u0094\nMartin's Bakery\n& Delicatessen\n.... 5784 University Blvd.\nbacks. But Dick Mitchell, line\ncoach for the. Birds, ls faced\nwith a lighter line than last\nyear's and a lot of new faces.\nGenerally, Coryell feels his\nteam is a week ahead of last\nyear and that it will be a while\nbefore his offensive squad performs . to his satisfaction. But\nthe Birds have been working\nout for two weeks and show\na lot of promise.\nFIRST TEST\nThe first test comes Saturday when the Birds take on\nMcGill Redmen in the annual\nParaplegic Bowl game at Molson\nStadium in Montreal. The 30\nman squad, to be picked about\nWednesday, will fly to the east\nThursday night. First home game\nwill be against Seattle Ramblers\non the following Saturday.\nIn preparation for the McGill\ngame, which UBC lost in the\nsecond half last year 22-4, Coryell has had his team working\nhard, with two scrimmages per\nday. The game will be played\nunder Canadian Intercollegiate\nrules, with downfield blocking.\nThough the platoon system is\nillegal in the Evergreen Conference it will be used on Saturday, and Coryell has been forming the Birds into offensive and\ndefensive units in preparation\nfor Saturday.\nTher you have it, give or take\na few players. Out of this outfit coaches Coryell, Mitchell and\nHughes will select the thirty\nman squad that flys east. It's\ntoo early yet for any predictions,\nthe only sure bet is the Thunderbirds won't lose all their games\nthis year.\nInexperience is the big factor\nand a lot depends on how fast\nthe raw material can be made\ninto a good ball unit. By Sunday morning there will be a\nfair indication of the 1994 edition of the UBC Thunderbirds.\nREDMEN UNKNOWNS\nIncidentally, if the McGill\nteam is as poor as it's information department, we'll walk\naway. While the Montreal outfit have been burning the wires\nasking for material on the Thunderbirds, and it, until Saturday\nCoryell had received no infor\nmation on the Redmen. By the\ntime you read this the situation\nmay be changed, but it still\ndoesn't give Don much time to\nwork out a defence against whatever coach Larry Sullivan cooks\nup, though it's a fact he did\ncoach a \"T\" in high school ball.\nSport Scribes\nNeeded Now\nIf you are young, like parties, are looking for advancement, want to travel, like\nparties, know only enough\nabout sports that you can read\na sports page, want to get into\ngames free, and like parties,\nthen the sports' desk of the\nUbyssey is the place for you.\nYou can be any sex (a\nwomen's sports reporter is\nbadly needed), you don't have\nto know how to type, there\nare dozens of people here who\nwill gladly show you (especially if you want to cover\nwomen's sports).\nAnd as for parties, the\nUbyssey has a long unchallenged record as the holder\nof the campus' best .fun fests\n\u00E2\u0080\u0094ask any pubster. So if you\nare interested, drop around\nto the Ubyssey offices in the\nnorth basement of Brock Hall\nany time next week, and you\nare hired.\nBest Wishes to the University\nTrimble Service Garage\n4494 W. 10th Avenue\nALma 1551\nCOLLINS\nand\nCOLLINS\nCHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS\n470 Granville Street\nMA. 9564\nTHE UBYSSEY \u00E2\u0080\u0094 September 15,1954\nPage 12\nJUNIOR FOOTBALL\nBACK ON CAMPUS\nUBC will revive a dead letter\nthis season and produce a training ground for future football\ntalent when a Junior Varsity\nfootball club is formed under\nthe coaching of former UBC\nstirs.\nDave MacFarlane, former\nUBC star and Calgary Stampe-\nder, and a coach of the new club,\nsays the prime purpose of the\nteam will be to give fellows\nwithout enough time'or experience to play with the Thunderbirds an opportunity to still play\nfootball.\nHe urges all men on the campus who are interested, to turn\nout to an organization in the\nstadium at 12.90, Tuesday, September 21. Equipment will be\ngiven out Saturday, September\n28, and a light workout will be\nheld the following Monday.\nDave's sidekicks on the coaching staff will be Len DeVlto, a,\ngreat Thunderbird line prospect\nbefore medical reasons forced\nhim to retire, and Jerry O'Flan*\nagan, a star lineman from the\n'93 Birds.\nBargain Of Year\nOn Sale Today\nSo you want to be a cheapskate, or at least a bit careful\nabout where and how often you\nlay out cash. We don't blame\nyou, prices being the way they\nare.\nBut though the cost of living, including entertainment,\nbeing up the way it is, all is not\nlost in the pocket book department. Yes sir, one of the biggest bargains ever offered, one\nthat'll out sell the used car\nsharks any day, is offered right\nhere on the campus. In fact,\nyou'll find this little bargain\nright in this big barn where you\nregister.\nSo just step right up to wherever they are sold and ask for\nan \"A\" CARD. This flashy\nlittle bit of foM pasteboard, with\na big blue \"A\" stamped on it is\nthe pass you can use to get in to\nevery scheduled home game of\nevery team. That means all the\nbasketball, football, rugby and\nWhat have you that a fellow can\nsee, and its all yours for five\nbucks.\nJust go to five of the football\nsquad's seven home games and\nyou start saving money from\nthere. The rest of the year is\nfree. Don't forget, while you've\nstill got some money left, pick\nup an \"A\" card, sold in the\narmouries and the gym, only $9\nfor at least $15 worth of entertainment.\nBest Wishes For the New Term\nfrom' the\n[\nHrs. 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m. to Noon\nOwned and operated by\nTHE UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA\nBEST WISHES\nCANADIAN FOREST PRODUCTS\nLIMITED\n999 W. Pender St.\nMAirne 7341\nVancouver, B.C."@en . "Newspapers"@en . "Vancouver (B.C.)"@en . "LH3.B7 U4"@en . "LH3_B7_U4_1954_09_15"@en . "10.14288/1.0123710"@en . "English"@en . 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