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They won't have to go to\neducation if B.C.'s government doesn't see\nfit.\nFEDERAL GRANT\nThis year's federal grant is $28.6 million\nto B.C.\nB.C.'s budget shows that all post-secondary institutions receive $60.4 million. The\nthree universities get $53 million.\nPresidents Dr. Patrick McTaggart-Cowan\nof Simon Fraser Academy and Dr. Malcolm\nTaylor, University of Victoria could not\ndecide whether the $53 million was good or\nbad.\nThey agreed they will have to wait until\nthe government divides the three university's grant under the academic grants board\nheaded by S. N. F. Chant.\nFLYNN, OLSON OUT\nFAVOR SULLIVAN\n\u2014 kurt hilger photo\nWHICH ONE will get the boot when all the ballots are\ncounted Wednesday? Hoping it will be the other guy\nare AMS presidential hopefuls Bob Cruise and cross-\nlegged Shaun Sullivan.\nCOUNCIL FLUFFS\nFuffling reigned supreme as the Alma Mater Society\ncouncil did nothing at its weekly meeting Monday night.\nCouncil took no action on the following issues.\n\u2022 A motion to endorse the stand taken Jan. 30 by the\nUniversity of Waterloo, Ontario, to support in principle the\ndraft resistance program in Canada and to assist Americans\nwho come to Canada to avoid the draft.\n\u2022 A proposed letter to education minister Leslie Peterson, asking that the money now dispensed in the government\nmoney-for-marks scheme be more fairly distributed through\nbursaries.\n\u2022 A proposed referendum to go before the students on\nMarch 1, asking approval for a three-university fee fight.\nCouncil tabled the proposed referendum for a week.\nText of the referendum is: \"If inadequate provincial operating grants to British Columbia's universities result in a tuition increase for 1967-68, do you authorize and support a coordinated program by the students' councils of UBC, the University of Victoria and Simon Fraser University to take steps\nto ensure non-payment of that fee increase?\"\nIt has no connection with Wednesday's strike referendum\nat UBC.\nIn other business, council approved a four-man delegation\nto city hall Thursday to present a brief on the shortage of\nlow-cost housing in Vancouver.\nCouncil also moved to support The Ubyssey's bid to attend and report board of governors' meetings.\nBraund said council will ask the board to place the request first on its agenda when it meets Thursday so the bulk\nof the meeting may be covered if it is opened.\nAMS hopefuls blast off\nBy BONILEE\nPresidential candidates Frank Flynn and\nPete Olson have dropped out of the AMS\nrace in favor of Liberal club president Shaun\nSullivan.\nSullivan, opponent Bob Cruise, plus\nsecond vice-president candidates Kim Campbell, Doug Halverson, and Maynard Hogg\nharangued each other and 150 students at\nan all-candidates meeting Monday.\n\"Action platform\" former vice-president\nBob Cruise is now the only opposition to\nSullivan.\nThe meeting was set against rumors of\na libel suit against Cruise.\nCruise, in early morning speeches, had\naccused former AMS public relations worker\nKeith Mitchell of getting a kick-back from\n. the national Liberal party in 1965. Lester\nPearson participated in the SUB sod-turning ceremony two weeks before the 1965\nfederal elections.\nElectronic equipment taping the meeting\nled to further speculations. (Radsoc admitted\nit taped the meeting for professional purposes.)\nHeckling, shouting, gavel banging, and\ncalls for time punctuated candidates'\nspeeches.\n\"Student government is -being used by\nopportunists,\" Cruise declared.\nHe said student politicians work not for\nthe good of the student but for themselves.\n\"They combine platitudes with real political opportunities,\" he said.\nA \"small example\" of political opportunism, Cruise claimed, was the 1965 SUB sod-\nturning ceremony, in which Lester Pearson,\nthen candidate for prime minister, took part.\n\"We find a Liberal prime minister candidate with elections two weeks off making\na non-political speech coincidentally in the\nname of SUB sod-turning,\" Cruise said.\nCruise criticized student governments\nthat please no one.\n\"My campaign will displease those who\nPresidential candidate Shaun Sullivan and second vice-president hopeful\nKim Campbell have both emphatically\ndenied they are members of the Blue\nGuard, as reported in Friday's Ubyssey.\nalways apologize for the status quo,\" he said.\nAnti-strike candidate Sullivan told students: \"If you want a strike, please vote for\nmy opponent.\n\"But if you want responsible, measured\nleadership, please vote for me.\"\nSullivan said a strike would toe \"illogical\". \"It would eliminate public support\nwhen we should be building it.\"\nHe suggested a campaign similar to the\nBack Mac campaign to make the public\nmore aware of our needs.\n\"We have to go to the people, bring it\nTo Page 2\nSee: CANDIDATES Page 2\nTHE UBYSSEY\nTuesday, February 7, 1967\nFROM PAGE J\nCandidates strike out\nright down to a personal thing,\" he said.\nSecond vice-president candidate Doug\nHalverson shares Cruise's action program.\nHe envisions a re-conceptualization of the\nuniversity.\n\"We must oppose fees,\" he said. \"We\nmust free funds, educate the public, and\nmake available to students knowledge of\ntheir role in society.\n\"We will fight hard in one direction, be\nresponsible to the people and the students,\nbut not to those elements we see working\nagainst them.\"\nFormer frosh president Kim Campbell\n'Tenant' plays\nA new tenant is to occupy the Freddy\nWood Studio.\nThe New Tenant, an absurdist comedy\nabout man's obsession with material things,\nwill be performed at the Freddy Wood\nStudio at noon, Thursday and Friday.\nJudy Penner is directing Eugene Ionesco's\nplay as part of her work for an M.A. in\ntheatre.\nTime for time\nTime, the so-called fourth dimension, is\nthe subject of nine lectures sponsored by the\nextension department starting today.\nTime: the strange dimension begins at 8\np.m. in Bu. 102 with Simon Fraser Academy\nphilosophy professor David Breg speaking on\nthe philosophy of time.\nOther speakers in the series include UBC\nprofs Dr. James Tyhurst, G. M. Griffiths, E.\nW. Weisganber, M. K. Morton and Charles\nAnderson.\nThey will examine time in relation to\nart, music, physics, psychiatry, society, identity and religion.\nsaid student government should be more responsive than responsible. She said present\ncampaigns are too dogmatic and unyielding.\n\"Government implies leadership and\ncreativity,\" she said. \"We must be responsive\nto wishes of students.\n\"I'm stressing a lack of alignment. You\nhave to flow with the tide.\n\"If you're going to speak for someone\nmake sure they agree with you.\"\nHogg suggested co-operation with other\nstudent politicians is not hard to come by if\nrequests are asked for in a mature way.\nThe second vice-president candidate said:\n\"My office will be a readily accessible centre\nto other complaints.\"\nStrike stands were the main topic of a\nnoisy and bitter question period.\nHalverson in heated discussion was for a\nstrike in the fall, as long as it was accompanied by a program of student and public\neducation.\nCruise said the strike issue has been badly understood.\n\"We will withdraw from classes. It will\nnot toe done in some wierdy-beardy way,\"\nhe emphasized.\nHe said there would be no wild strike\nwith pickets thrown up everywhere. He suggested students could go door-to-door to gain\nthe public's support.\n\"I see Cruise is taking the emphasis off\nthe strike and is now advocating much the\nsame as I advocate \u2014 education of and informing the public,\" interjected Sullivan.\nAMS fee hikes were a second subject\ntossed at the presidential candidates.\nIf it is definitely necessary to generate\nmore revenue, then I am in favor of it,\"\nSullivan said.\nBut he said he wanted to see the budget\nand would cut back within the organization\nif a fee increase is not necessary.\nCruise said he was in favor of the raise.\n\"If I am elected, it will be put to good\nuse.\"\nLiterary award\nworth $1000\nA prize of $1,000 is available for people with literary\ncreative talent.\nThe Norman Epstein award\nis given annually to the\nperson submitting the best\nlong poem, group of poems,\nnovel, or collection of short\nstories.\nEntry forms are available\nfrom the registrar, University College, University of\nToronto, Toronto 5.\nEntries must be in the\nhands of the judges by June\n15, 1967.\nSPECIAL\nEVENTS\npresents\nVANCOUVER SYMPHONY\nORCHESTRA\nThurs.f Feb. 9, 12:30 - 35c\nRimsky-Korsakov\nARMOURIES\nRavel\nStrauss\nARE THEY GUILTY?\nHEAR DAVE DALUNGER\nAmerican member of War Crimes Tribunal\nJust returned from North Viet Nam\nTuesday, Feb. 7-8 p.m.\nKing George Auditorium, Barlcley & Denman\nSponsor: Vancouver Vi\u00abt Nam Day CommittM\nPhone 685-2910\nYOUR STUDENT COUNCIL\nrecommend that you\nVOTE NO\non tomorrow's\nSTRIKE REFERENDUM\nto get\ntwo tickets\nfor the price\nof one\nfor the\n'MEDITERRANEAN NIGHT\nAT THE SYMPHONY\"\nThursday\nFebruary 16\nTwo for $2\nor\nTwo for $3\nCOUPONS AT HOME SERVICE STATIONS\nAllison & Dalhousie\n41st & Collingwood\n10th & Sasamat\nCornwall & Cypress\nGranville & 41st\nHOME OIL DISTRIBUTORS -LIMITED\nMissing\nsomeone\nfar away?\nShe's lonely like you\n- phone her tonight!\nB.C.TEL^\nWHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALL THE WOMEN SUDDENLY SAY\nNO?\nlySiStrata\nDEPARTMENT OF THEATRE STUDENT PRODUCTION\nARISTOPHANES FARCICAL\nSEX STRIKE WITH MUSIC\nDANCE AND ET CETERA\nADAPTED AND DIRECTED BY DONALD SOULE WITH\nORIGINAL MUSIC BY JOHN CHAPPELL. DESIGNED BY\nDARWIN REID PAYNE. DANCES BY GRACE MacDONALD\nFREDERIC WOOD THEATRE - FEBRUARY 21-25\nMatinee Feb. 23 at 12:30. Student tickets 75c Everyone else $2.00\nBook Eariy-Only 6 performances. Box office FW Theatre, Rm. 207. Ph. 228-2678 Tuesday, February 7, 1967\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage 3\nFREE UNIVERSITIES\n.. . IN TROUBLE'\n'Money and creative thought minimal'\nBy ROBERT GROSS\n(U.S. Collegiate Press Service)\nWASHINGTON, D.C. \u2014 The two-year-old Free\nUniversity of Pennsylvania has more than 400\nstudents, a widely-ranging curriculum, and faculty\nand administration support.\nBut some of its organizers consider it a failure.\n\"The Free University is in trouble,\" says three\nmembers of the student-organized school's coordinating committee. \"The majority of the\ncourses are ill-attended, the creative thought is at\na minimum in many courses, the minimal office\nwork has not been done, and that which has been\ndone has been done by a very few people.\"\nAlthough this analysis is disputed by other\nUniversity of Pennsylvania students as \"overly\npessimistic\", it points up problems shared by a\nnumber of free universities across the country.\nFounded in protest against bureaucratic stifling of\nlearning in formal education, the \"anti-universities\" are beginning to meet the difficulties which\ncollege administrators face continually: lack of\norganization, funds, and student interest.\nIn their reaction against the formal procedures\nused by colleges to handle almost all activities,\nthe free universities allow their members complete\nfreedom. Anyone can organize and lead a course,\nand anyone can attend \u2014 usually at no cost \u2014\nand with no fear of grades. The bureaucracy is\ngiven little power: it registers students, arranges\nclassroom space and handles necessary paper-work.\nWhen policy decisions have to toe made, everyone\ncan participate.\nYet, despite their success in involving students\nin education, free universities are beginning to\nfeel the consequences of their extreme anti-\nbureaucratic assumptions: administrative work is\nRevamp coming\nWATERLOO (CUP) \u2014 Universities are ludicrously obsolete and will soon change, a University\nof Waterloo political science professor charged\nhere recently.\nProfessor Donald Gordon predicted sweeping\nchanges, coming from outside the universities,\nwould radically transform them within five years.\nThese radical changes will require clear and\nintelligent definitions of education and the individual, he said.\n\"Once there is a definition of education, each\nindividual could have himself programmed onto a\npersonalized computer,\" he suggested.\nWith these computers we could realize ourselves and show ourselves to other people, he said.\n\"People shouldn't be aible to hide within themselves. All their vulnerabilities and prejudices and\nso on could be programmed.\"\nnot being done and continuity of operations is in\ndanger.\nThe nationally-publicized 100-student Experimental College at San Francisco State College\nadmitted recently it is broke and the outlook for\nadditional funds is bleak. Its organizers failed to\nwrite proposals for foundation and U.S. Office of\nEducation funds, which it expected as sources of\nsupport.\n\"We are going to be tighter about salaries next\nsemester,\" said EC director Cynthia Nixon, \"partly\nbecause of lack of money and partly because work\nhas not ibeen up to par. The structure of the EC\nwill change slightly to a more centralized operation.\"\nBut most free university planners are uninterested in joining the formal educational system. Following philosopher Paul Goodman's\noriginal call for \"secession\" from the universities,\ntheir organizers seek to establish counter-institutions which will be far more attractive to students\nthan traditional colleges.\nDespite their many problems, students continue\nto be excited by the education experiments, and\nfree universities are proliferating across the country. More than 30 free schools, involving over\n3,000 students, have been started this year at\ncolleges ranging from the University of Oregon to\nNorthern Illinois University to Princeton University.\nStudents ignorant of sex,\n-physiologically speaking\nYou may think you know a lot about\nsex but you don't really.\nAt least so says Dr. Anne Juhasz, associate professor of education, after an \"exhaustive\" two year study of 893 students.\nA questionnaire administered to volunteer students during the 1965-66 UBC session was divided into two parts \u2014 one dealing with the sources and adequacy of the\nstudent's sex information and a second part\nconcerning physiological aspects, a \"sex-\nknowledge inventory.\"\nDr. Juhasz said students \"clearly overrated their own knowledge since the second\npart of the test showed they had inadequate\nknowledge of the physiology of sex.\"\n\"The areas which gave them the greatest\ndifficulty were conception and venereal\ndisease.\"\nDr. Juhasz said that men with first-class\nmarks had the least sexual knowledge\namong males.\nShe said that only children had less\nknowledge than students with brothers and\nsisters.\nThe test also showed that males with no\nreligious affiliation had more knowledge\nthan those who were religiously committed.\nDESPITE AMS\nCo-op house operating\n\u2014 kurt hilger photo\nSEXY CYMBAL and pulsating drum capture frantic\nfemales' mesmerized movements. Some surveys show\ndancing is used as foreplay to lovemaking, some say\nas a substitute. Either way, it's a rythmic method.\n'Student advice, reaction\nneeded by administrations\nSACRAMENTO (UNS) \u2014 California's state superintendent of public instruction has come out in favor\nof student representation in university administration.\nDr. Max Rafferty said here Friday he would seek\nthe permission of ten University of California's board\nof regents for student participation in their monthly\nmeetings.\n\"We need the advice and reaction of students to our\nproblems and proposals.\n\"I can think of no better way than inviting students\nto join us in our meetings,\" he said.\nDespite a run-in with UBC student council the Indian Youth Co-operative House for\nGirls is flourishing.\nThe house was almost destroyed by AMS\nbureaucracy.\n\"It was typical petty student politics,\"\nsaid Ann Jamieson, arts 4, chairman of the\nco-op house board. \"The project is far more\nimportant than their rantings.\"\n\"Even though we were upset at the time,\nthe whole thing has been to our advantage,\"\nsaid Miss Jamieson.\n\"We now have a constitution and are\nplaning to incorporate under the Societies\nAct of B.C.\"\n\"We were forced to examine the house\nand our organization of it.\"\nThe Home was organized by the Canadian Union of Students executive on campus to provide a new home for Indian girls\npresently living on skid row.\nThe plan originated in the summer of\n1965 and a house was rented in April, 1966.\nThe house came to the attention of the\nAMS when a disagreement between the\nhouse mother and the house board brought\npublic attention.\n\"We, the board members, wanted the\nhouse to be run co-operatively by the stu\ndents but the house-mother misunderstood\nand assumed an authoritarian control,\" Miss\nJamieson said.\nFriends sympathetic with the housemother created a disturbance by phoning\npeople on and off campus to complain.\nThe AMS ordered an investigation into\nthe Home. The result was a brief that opened by justifying AMS interference in the\nproject.\n(CUS is a member of the Clubs Committee of the AMS and UBC students sat on\nthe board of governors of the Home).\nThe brief listed several suggestions dealing with the re-organization of the Home\nand of the board of governors. The statement also congratulated the students involved for their \"commendable efforts.\"\n\"I asked the AMS executive not to present the brief to the council meeting as\nsome of the statements suggested revisions\nmight have had some serious legal ramifications when our constitution came before\nthe council for adoption in the spring,\" said\nMiss Jamieson.\n\"Many of the suggestions in the brief\nwere already included in the constitution.\"\nDespite Miss Jamieson's request, the executive railroaded the brief through council. MWSStY\nPublished Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays throughout the university year\nby the Alma Mater Society of the University of B.C. Editorial opinions are\nthe editor's and not of the AMS or the university. Member, Canadian\nUniversity Press. Founding member, Pacific Student Press. Authorized\nsecond class mail by Post Office Department, Ottawa, and for payment of\npostage in cash.\nThe Ubyssey publishes Page Friday, a weekly commentary and review.\nCity editor, 224-3916. Other calls, 224-3242: editor, local 25; photo. Page\nFriday, loc. 24; features, sports, loc. 23; advertising, loc. 26. Telex 04-5224.\nWinner Canadian University Press trophies\nfor general excellence and editorial cartoons.\nFEBRUARY 7, 1967\nmmfflfflfflmmfflfflfflmmmimmm**'**\u00ab\u00ab<&\u00ab &\u00ab \u00abw\u00aba\u00aba5^\nA neat idea\nLast weekend's academic symposium at Squamish\ntook a hard run at the university problem \u2014 UBC is a\nmill producing degrees stamped from a narrow view\nof some facts instead of training graduates able to think\nand analyze as competent, aware human beings.\nIt was conceded that the arts faculty revisions are\na small step toward solving the problem, and another\nsmall step was proposed from the experience gained\nat San Francisco state college. There, students operate\ntheir own credit university within a university: determining curriculum, hiring and teaching. The free university is beginning to attract more attention and support\nfrom students than the real university.\nThe most captivating discussion at the symposium\ncentered on that idea \u2014 a student-operated program\nat UBC.\nThe curriculum might be patterned after the successful but still experimental Tussman college at Berkeley, or might approximate UBC's new arts plan.\nThe subject matter should not be any one body\nof knowledge \u2014 that's readily available in the usual\nuniversity courses. It should be directed toward a\nbroad area of human experience, and must encourage \u2014\nyea, insist \u2014 that students research and write and talk\nextensively around that area, paying no heed to the\nConfines of a single discipline.\nWithout credit to keep people involved through\nexam time, free universities tend to dissolve into small\npsychedelic dens talking mostly about better orgasms\nthrough Marism Leninism. So a student program would\nhave to work with the administration, rather than against\nit, to find a credit arrangement satisfactory to the senate\nyet free of the usual marks and exams. San Francisco\nhas done that.\nIt could be taught by scholars hired by the AMS\n\u2014San Francisco retained sociologist Paul Goodman last\nyear \u2014 aided by professors who voluntarily donate their\ntime.\nFirst year's getting new arts, at least in a pilot\nversion. Nearly everybody agrees academic reform is\noverdue. Student government could take a meaningful\nrole and lead the reform, rather than hanging back\nto play with the superfluous side effects as it usually\ndoes.\nWhitethighs\nYou 'don't make gourmets or great chefs by teaching\npeople about their stomach plumbing, but apparently\nDr. Anne Juhasz thinks you make sexually adequate and\nhappy people by teaching the proper terminology for\ntheir sexual piping.\nShe draws this remarkable conclusion after conducting a. Sex Knowledge Inventory, which mosty\nproved nobody gives a damn about their own innards.\nWe suggest Dr. Juhasz should conduct another\nsurvey, designed to uncover sexual proficiency among\nstudents, since we're sure more people want to be\ngood at sex than want to know all about the anatomy\nof it.\nWe can predict the results \u2014 our own surveys\nindicate most people are lousy lovers \u2014 and we suggest\nthe remedy: laboratory courses in lovemaking for higTi\nschool students.\nBut we know Dr. Juhasz wouldn't consider such\na move, and even if she did, the laboratory would be a\ndismal, white enamel place.\nShe's like all the other sexual puritans masquerading as human beings. They'd like everybody to know\nwhat organ they're using for which action, but not how\nto do it well, and for god's sake don't do it now.\nEDITOR: 4879632 Ex teeny-bopper Boni Lee turned twenty. Don Stanley heard\nNews 9443640 about sex surveys, Mary Ussner\n-. heard anarchists, Norman Gidney\nury 8173621 heard about students making\nphoto 3464602 clean books dirty. These also\nheard and wrote: Dave Cursons,\nPage Friday 3335651 Judy Bing, Janie Laidlaw, Helen\n- \/.\u00ab.\u00bb\u00ab.-___ Manning, Manager McMillan,\nhocus 2370650 Councillors Emmott and Marylin\nSnorts 3930__I3 Hill, Charlotte Haire, Peter Sha-\nM . - \"\"w piro, Peggy Eng, Val Zuker,\nManaging 5624664 Jackie Leahy, Margaret Ladbury,\nA\u00ab\u00ab'\u00bb M.w. no-.?-.*. Fern Miller, and David Hastings.\nasst News 0963631 Sportswatchers were Ross\nAss'f City _ 5842621 Evans, Mike Jessen, Tony Hodge,\nBev Feather, Pio Uran, and Jim\nCUP .-..- 3638650 Maddin.\nnjp<-~5a\u00bbt$ W\nHoly mushroom . . . another trip like that and\nifs back to glue sniffing.\nWAYMAN AT IRVINE\nReagan or Attila?\nIrvine's trouble with the\ncommunity about the appearance of the Mime Troupe\nshould have been considered\nindicative of its problems to\ncome.\nThat's using hindsight, of\ncourse, and since Orange\nCounty has a name for being\nthe most conservative area\nof the U.S. anyway, no one\nat the school gave much\nthought to the various resolutions by local American\nLegion chapters condemning\nUCI for being immoral.\nSDS did its bit to antagonize the neighbors by leading\na sit-in at the nearby El Toro\nMarine Corps Air Facility\nlast year, and the rumbling\nabout that one, too, was still\nin evidence this fall.\nIn November, it seemed the\ntemper of Orange County was\nrather strongly anti-UC.\nState senator John Schmitz,\nrunning for re-election locally,\ntold the Irvine student newspaper he had joined the John\nBirch Society \"to get the\nmoderate vote in Orange\nCounty\". He calculated proudly that for every liberal-\nminded professor the school\nintroduced into the community, he could be sure that\nthe various retirement housing projects which fill the\narea would bring in three or\nfour good American conservatives.\nSchmitz and fellow-conservative Ronald Reagan both\nwere elected in November,\nReagan by one million votes.\nAnd both Schmitz and Reagan had run on a platform\nwhich prominently included\na vow to \"clean-up\" UC.\nSoon after taking office\nJan. 1, Reagan began waving\naround the sharp-edge of his\nnewly-acquired political\npower. He announced that in\norder to balance the state's\nbudget, it was necessary to cut\neach area of spending by 10\nper cent.\nThis included education,\nand the State College and\nUC systems reacted with outraged amazement at his proposals.\nBacked by a fairly friendly\npress, state educators attempted to concentrate their ire on\nReagan's announced compensation for the education budget cut \u2014 tuition. The new\nGovernor first stated that\ntuition would be about $400.\nSomewhat daunted by the\nresultant uproar, he subsequently said tuition might be\nsomething less than that. And\nit all depends on the state\nlegislature anyway, he reminded Californians.\n\"However,\" he said most\nrecently, with some of his old\nflare, \"anybody in this state\nwho thinks there is going to\nbe no tuition is living under\na rock.\"\nDenial and counter-charge,\nof course, added to the confusion. \"It's always painful\nto see a man get his political\neducation while in office,\"\none of the Irvine professors\nremarked to me. And this\nseemed to be the extent of\nReagan's threat \u2014 a sort of\nweak joke.\nAfter all, the UC Board of\nRegents (similar to UBC's\nboard of governors in composition) was standing firmly\nbehind UC president Clark\nKerr in his opposition to Reagan's wavering demands.\nShotgun\nSunday is\napple day\nBy AL HORST\nWatching Sunday on our\ntelevision last Sunday, we\nsaw a Texas state representative who would pass a law\nallowing both husbands and\nwives to shoot the other's\nlover should the offended\nparty to a marriage catch the\nother half in bed with a third\nparty.\nPresently, the smiling fat\nman said, only Texas husbands have this right.\nTerrific, we murmured softly in Brown-eyes' brown ear,\nas watched her dialing the\ntelephone.\nThen we heard the man tell\na Sunday gremlin it was all\nright to shoot the other party\nto the marriage too, if you\ndid it while trying to kill the\nthird party.\nGee, we thought, if you got\nthem both, nobody could\nprove it wasn't an accident\nwhile trying to get the other\nparty.\nBrown-eyes murmered into\nthe telephone and snuck softly from under the solace of\nour arm and out of the living\nroom.\nWe heard the tintinabula-\ntion of car keys.\nWe oiled our pistol.\nThe toilet flushed and from\nthe corner of our eye we saw\nher tuck an empty diaphragm\ncase into her purse.\nWe grinned assent when\nshe announced she was going\nout for the evening and\nchanged the channel, weary\nof the fat Texan and his\nLBJ hat. Then we played\na merry roundelay on our\ncello preparatory to bashin'\na few back at the corner pub.\nThere, as we huddled in\nour merry group around the\nshuffleboard betting beers\nwith our cronies, we saw\nBrown-eyes stroll across the\nsawdust floor with HIM.\nHe was tall and thin and\nfurry like the easter bunny.\nWe sat with them and asked his name.\n\"G. E. Moore,\" he said\nsuavely. And this is my wife\nBrown-eyes.\"\nHer narrow eyes grew\nbloodshot as we tapped with\nthe ferrule of our sword-cane\nthe large wooden crate he\ncarried on his back.\n\"Moore,\" we said, \"Have\nyou any apples in the box?\"\n\"No,\" he replied.\n\"Moore,\" we said, \"Have\nyou some apples in the box?\"\n\"No,\" he replied.\nWe quaffed our beer and\nate a peanut, thinking furiously.\n\"Aha,\" we said. \"Moore,\nhave you apples in that box?\"\n\"Yes,\" he replied, wagging his long, cuckold-like\nears.\nAnd from that day forth\nwe three have been the best\nof friends. THE RED RAG\nWe won't be\nVANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1967\nboxed in\n\"HOLD ITI I think you're gonna like this picture!\" says the W1. Page 4\nTHE RED RAG\nTuesday, February 7, 1967\n<\u00a3aw oa, it AkouLcL bsb\nOne evening after the theatre,\ntwo gentlemen were walking\ndown the avenue when they\nobserved a rather well-dressed and attractive lady walking\njust ahead of them. One of the\nmen turned to the other and\nremarked: \"I'd give fifty dollars to spend the night with\nthat woman\".\nTo their surprise, the young\nlady overheard the remark\nand turned around and said:\n\"I'll take you up on that\".\nThe following morning the\nman presented her with\ntwenty-five dollars and prepared to leave. She demanded\nthe rest of the money, saying:\n\"If you don't give me the\ntwenty-five dollars, I'll sue you\nfor it\".\nThe next day he was surprized to receive a summons\nordering his appearance in\ncourt, and hurried to his lawyer and explained the details\nof the case.\nComputer on a pub crawl\nTake money\nfrom wallet\nand hide\nin shoe\nt\"\nEnter bar\nIs _\n''someoneN.NO\n'about to buy\nt.a round?\n'yes\nLeave bar\nfor five\nminutes\nJoin group\nat bar\n*\nAccept drink\n*\nDrink two\nmouthfuls\nof beer\nLie down\nunder table\nChoose\nmost drunken\nmember\nof group\nExamine\nwallet and\nlament lack\nof money\nThe lawyer said: \"She can't\npossibly get a judgment\nagainst you on such grounds,\nbut it will be interesting to see\nhow her case it presented\".\nAfter the preliminaries, the\nlady's lawyer addressed the\ncourt as follows: \"Your Honor,\nmy client, this lady here, is the\nowner of a piece of property,\na garden spot surrounded by a\nprofuse growth of shrubbery,\nwhich she agreed to rent to the\ndefendant for a specified\nlength of time for a sum of\nfifty dollars.\n\"The defendant took possession of the property, used it\nextensively for the purpose for\nwhich it was rented, but upon\nevacuating the premises, he\npaid only twenty-five dollars,\none-half the amount agreed\nupon. The rent was not excessive since it is restricted property, and we ask judgment to\nbe granted against the defendant to assure payment of the\nbalance.\nThe defendant's lawyer was\namused, and replied,\n\"Your Honor\", he said, \"my\nclient agrees that the young\nlady has a fine piece of property, that he did rent such\nproperty, for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived\nfrom the transaction.\n\"However, he found a well\non the property, around which\nhe placed his own stones, sunk\na shaft and erected a pump, all\nlaboring performed personally\nby him.\n\"We claim these improvements to the property were\nsufficient to offset the unpaid\namount, and that the plaintiff\nwas adequately compensated\nfor rental of said property. We,\ntherefore, ask that no judgment be granted\".\nThe lady's lawyer came back\nwith this: \"Your Honor, my\nclient agrees that the defendant did find a well on her\nproperty and that he did make\nimprovements such as my\nopponent described.\n\"However, had the defendant\nnot known the well existed, he\nwould never have rented the\nproperty. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled\nout the shaft and took the\npump with him.\nIn so doing, he not only\ndragged his equipment\nthrough the shrubbery, but\nleft the hole much larger than\nit was prior to his occupancy,\nmaking it easily accessible to\nlittle children. We, therefore,\nask the judgment be granted.\"\n. . . and she got it . . .\nCRITICAL PATH\nA walk around campus\nBy GRANT CRAMOND\nA ludicrous group seeks\ngreater 'world understanding'\nin the Auditorium Caf. These\nfellows attempt a transition of\nthe sexes, and for them, a\nwoman's lisp and place replace\nher lips and a piece.\nThe pursuit of arts is a curious self-sustaining circus. Taking arts courses is interesting,\nbut the relevance of many\nfields to productivity is minimal. The projected effectiveness which is displayed by\narts students would suggest\ntheir unsuitatoility in any other\npursuit. Scattered throughout\nthe classes of these improba-\nbles, are wax-faced women\nwho will walk to Brock with\nyou if you dress properly.\nBrock people are so clean-\nlooking you wonder how the\nmannikins can move. When\nthey speak, it is a hollow\nsound, falling on hollow bodies, very sad but appropriate\nthat father's success, and\nmother's beauty is thusly reflected in Brock. A short jaunt\nbehind Brock will take you to\nthe Club Huts.\nFolk Soc. is a club where\nthey play music to folk by.\nSome are bitter about this, tout\nthey probably can't even play\na mouth organ. Talk existentialism correctly, and you will\nbe considered a Radical, then\nvomit back all the drivel that\nyou have heard there, and how\nmuch more at ease these creatures will be with you.\nFrat Row caters to all types,\nbut money really helps. The\ncement of Frats and Sororities\nis the bond of common inferiority. In groups, women become cats, men become women.\nIn dorms, a time limit of\n11 p.m. is supposed to thwart\nactions which can be tidily\ncommitted in 30 minutes. Now\nhead for the Engineering Complex.\nEngineering students, as a\nwhole are the soundest bunch\nof bastards on campus. Damn\nright that we raise hell! A\nminimum of 32 hours a week,\nand having to pass all 10-11\ncourses every year, is rugged.\nWalk softly in the halls of\nEngineering, if you aren't in\nApplied Science; you are allowed classes in our great\nbuilding on pure suffrage.\nWhile me may clown around\na bit, and piss it up a lot, just\nrealize that we don't get the\nhighest starting salaries for\npiddling away our time on\ncampus!\nCLASSIFIED\nWAR SURPLUS: LARGE SUPPLY\nof M-14 auto, rifles. Harmless\u2014\nfiring pins removed\u2014can be used\nas kiddie toys, planters, etc.\n \u2014Army and Navy Ltd.\nWANTED: YOUNG MEN! MUST\nbe healthy and husky. Ask for\nLea. Phone 254-3127.\nWANTED: NEW LIVING QUAR-\nters. Prefer room near transportation facilities. Reply before Feb.\n16, please.\u2014R. Castellan!.\nWHAT WAS THE NAME OF\nKerry Drake's first -wife?\t\nSCANDAL. EX-BELLBOY, FALSE-\nly accussed of spreading rumors,\nseeks employment. Any position\nacceptable.\t\nONE-UPMANSHIP DEPT. \u2014 ASK\naround\u2014Find out what the Federal Minister of Trade and Com-\nmerce studied at university.\t\nLOST: PARENTS OF FRESHETTE\nwould like to meet engineer that\ndated her last Friday night. Would\nlike to discuss something lost on\nthat particular night.\nHELP WANTED: YOUNG MEN\nwilling to take chances, for a\nSouth Seas construction firm. Excellent pay, great chance for promotion because of high early retirement rate. Must be swift of\nfoot, knowledge of self - defense\nhelpful. Job is assured for sometime to come. Transportation and\nparachute provided for Inward\njourney. Return trip.or shipment of\nremains, also guaranteed.\t\nWHO THE HELL IS SURFER\nSvisdahl?\t\nWHAT'S WRINKLED, BROWN\nand wears a truss? ... A prune\nwith a hernia.\nEVERY MAN HAS HIS WIFE, BUT\nthe ice man has his pick.\t\nWHAT HAVE YOU GOT IF\nyou've got a moth ball in one\nhand and a moth ball in the other\nhand? . . . You've got the biggest\ndamn moth in the country.\nFOR SALE: 3000 M-14 FIRING\npins. Shipper's mistake. Will sell\ncheap to right party\u2014Wosk's Ltd.\nRed Rag Editor Retires Tuesday, February 7, 1967\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage 5\nCandidates cry. Vote me1\nFor president...\nSullivan\nother people of the validity of our aims.\nThis is why strikes, legislature sit-ins and\nother negative acts can ibe no part of my\nplan. Such actions only alienate those who\ncan help us. If you oppose the strike, please\nvote for me.\nSHAUN SULLIVAN\nI am sure that by now most students are\naware I am running on a \"no strike\" platform. In classes I have visited my message\nhas been simply: \"If you want a strike, vote\nfor my opponent. He wants one. But if you\nwant responsible, realistic leadership, please\nvote for me.\" I think the choice in this election is that simple, that clear-cut.\nThe AMS constitution restricts presidential candidates to 100-word campaign statements. The Ubyssey feels this insufficient,\nand, as in previous years, has alloted candidates 350 words to make their case. Other\noffices remain at the constitutional 100\nwords.\nWe apologise to second vice-presidential\ncandidate Maynard Hogg, whose seconder's\nstatement was lost in the Thursday chaos\nthat is our in-baskei. Below find both a candidates and seconder's statement for Hogg.\nBut, in this policy statement, I would\nlike to deal with more than just the strike.\nThe following are my goals if elected AMS\npresident:\n1. Rallying of public support for higher\neducation with a vital and urgent program\nsimilar to the Back Mac campaign. It will\nrequire mobilization of all the resources we\nhave. The message will be a meaningful one\ndirected to every taxpayer in the province:\n\"Unless you help us now to convince the\ngovernment of our needs, your child could\nbe denied a university education.\n2. A new (to the AMS) concern for the\nquality of the education we are receiving:\nAppointment of student representation to the\nUBC senate. Grants for faculties publishing\nanti-calendars.\n3. An end to residence rent increases by\nfinancing residences on the same basis as\nacademic buildings.\n4. Strengthening of undergrad societies\nand their programs with increased grants.\n5. A new look at the so-called academic\nactivities of the AMS. We must create symposia available to all, not just the fringe element. We must end political domination of\nthe special events committee.\n6. Creation of an independent grants\ncommission.\n7. Creation of an AMS more responsive\nto the needs of the students.\nMy experience includes membership on\nparliamentary council and three years of\ncampus political activity.\nIt must ibe clear that the success of much\nof my program \u2014 increased grants, new residence financing and representation to the\nsenate \u2014 depends on our ability to convince\nCruise\nThis year I stood outside the AMS and\nwatched it with dismay. After fighting last\nyear's president Byron Hender's refusal to\ntake a strong stand against the fee increase,\nI left the first vice-president's position convinced that change could be better brought\nabout from outside the AMS.\nBut we have seen more AMS briefs,\nmore AMS delegations, more do-nothing\ncommittees, and more hollow election promises. We have seen Brock blazer bureaucrats promoting Pearson in sod-turning ceremonies for the SUB (the $5 million white\nelephant in the student playpen zoo).\nThis year less than one per cent of the\ncampus had anything to do with AMS council. We have been so conditioned to expect\ncareerists and opportunists in the AMS that\nalternatives seem impossible.\nBut there is clear alternative. \"Action\nprogram\" asks that we support a policy and\nnot a personality; that we elect a president\non a platform and not platitudes; that we\nbegin a serious assessment of the 'knowledge factory' which finds us studying at\n10 per cent capacity because the work is\ndull and poorly presented; that we organize\nunqualified opposition to any fee increase\n(which could go as high as $100 next year);\nand that we create at UBC an authentic\nstudent movement with long range goals of\nsocial change.\nI ask that you refuse to be taken in by\nthe usual campaign promises of the bureau-\ncrats-on-the-make about more money for\nclubs and undergraduate societies and better\npublic relations for the AMS. This has been\nthe platform for the AMS establishment for\nover ten years! It is not a platform at all\nbut only a catchbag of campaign lollypops\nfor the uninformed voters.\n\"Action program\" favors increased AMS\nacademic programming: more symposia,\nconferences, teach-ins, and noon hour special events. At present, less than two per cent\nof our $29 fee goes for these projects. Instead, over 50 per cent of the budget is\npoured into SUB!\nStudent government should not mean\nblazers, parking stickers behind Brock,\nfancy dinners and future job contacts for\nthe chosen few.\nLet's put an end to waffling and selling-out. Let's give student government some\nclear direction. I ask you to consider \"action program\" and candidates Doug Halverson for (2nd VP) and myself who are\nsupporting it.\nBOB CRUISE\n_t5SiSW\u00bbSJf -\u00a3- Ci&raraft' \\Zt TTWilWMft VSCT %^~SsSM\u00ab?& -^V.\nFor second vice-president...\nHogg\nI am honored to second the\nnomination of Maynard Hogg\nfor the position of second vice-\npresident, a position whose\nprincipal role is that of public\nrelations. This is a post to be\nfilled by a responsible person, particularly in view of\nthe bad press which UBC is\npresently receiving, because\nof motions supporting a student strike or boycott of classes, and which do little to\nenhance our prospects of gaining public support for increased expenditure on\nhigher education.\nI sincerely believe Mr. Hogg\nto be such a responsible per\nson \u2014 one who is needed at\nthis time and who is willing\nto serve his university conscientiously.\nGLEN PERKINS.\nIf you are interested in getting increased government\naid, vote for me. First, I will\ninvolve the AMS with the\nstudent's primary interest,\ngetting a quality education.\nI will do this by making my\noffice a sounding board for\nstudent complaints. Using this\nrenewed student interest in\nAMS affairs, I, as public relations officer for the AMS,\nwill be able to convince the\npublic that university students are demanding increas\ned government aid not\nbecause they are la?y or looking for something to demonstrate about, but because they\nare honestly concerned.\nMAYNARD HOGG.\nCampbell\nBored or bewildered by\nAMS elections? I don't blame\nyou. How many students really know the who, what or\nwhy of student government?\nThe second vice president\n(public relations officer) of\nthe AMS should be concerned\nwith informing not only the\ndowntown media, but also\nTo page 8\nsee: MORE GODDAM\nThe New\nTenant\ncomedy of\nthe absurd\nby Eugene lonesco\ndirected by Judith Penner\nFREDERIC WOOD\nSTUDIO\nThursday\nFeb. 9\n12:30\nFriday\nFeb. 10\n25c\nWHEN THE NIGHT BEGINS\nAND THE VANCOUVER LIGHTS\nSHINE\nITALIAN PARADISE SWINGS.\n. Take an Angel to\nthe Paradise\nEnjoy the best Italian Dish\nOpen every night except Sunday\n5:00 p.m. \u2014 2:00 a.m.\nLIVE BAND\nNO COVER CHARGE\nSPECIAL\nU.B.C. 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The Second Slate Elections\nwill be held on February 15, 1967.\nThe First Slate Elections will be held on February 6\nwith advance polls on February 7, 1967.\nNOTICE OF REFERENDUM\nTo be held on February 8. 1967 to be worded as follows:\n\"If the Provincial Government does not allocate $66\nmillion to higher education in B.C. for the 1967-68 session\nas recommened in the Macdonald Formula, would you\nsupport a \"Week of Concern for Higher Education\" including a strike and further, would you be willing to serve\non a picket line?\"\nYes\nNo\nWORLD GUP\nRUGBY\n*n\nUBC \"THUNDERBIRDS1\nVS\nUniv. of California \"Golden Bears\"\nThurs., Feb. 9 -12:45 Noon\nSat. Feb. 11 - 2:30 p.m.\nVARSITY STADIUM\nli A\"\nA\" Cords Good - Support Your Team Page 6\nTHE UBYSSEY\nTuesday, February 7, 1967\n1917-1967\n50th ANNIVERSARY OF THE SOVIET\nSTATE\nTo mark this important event, we offer 10 special tours of\ncities of importance in the Russian Revolution. 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Total costs\nequivalent to those at private universities\nand colleges in the United States.\n\"SEMESTER PROGRAM IN AVIGNON\"\n\"SUMMER PROGRAM\nIN AIX-EN-PROVENCE\"\nWrite:\nINSTITUTE FOR\nAMERICAN UNIVERSITIES\n. (founded 1957)\n2 bis. rue du Bon Pasteur\naix-enprovence;. France\nTelephone: France (Code 91) 27.82.39\nor (Code 91) 27.69.01\n&&&**#\nSALE\nSKIS - BOOTS - PARKAS\nSTEEL POLES-AFTER SKI BOOTS\nSTRETCH IE SLACKS\nHEAD BANDS - TOQUES\nNORTH WESTERN SPORTING GOODS LTD.\n10th at Alma Phone 224-5040\nVarsity hoopsters\nin comfortable lead\nDue to a double win on the weekend and the help of lady\nluck, the UBC basketball Thunderbirds have a strong hold on\nfirst place in the WCIAA standings.\nFriday the Birds beat University of Manitoba Bisons 106-48.\nSaturday the score wa_s 91-49.\nIan Dixon was the best for the Birds with 18 points in the\nfirst game. Dave Rice topped the scorers with 16 in the second.\nUBC is in first place with 22 points. Calgary is second with\n16.\nThe Birds need only to win one more league game to\nclinch the conference title.\nThis coming weekend the Birds travel to Olympia for two\nexhibition games against St. Martins College.\nThe UBC basketball JV's picked the wrong time to lose\ntheir first game in 31 against Junior Men's competition when\nthey lost 81-75 last Thursday against YMCA. The game tied the\nbest of three semi-finals at one win apiece. To stay in competition the JV's must win the last game which will be played this\nThursday at John Oliver gym.\nThe JV's were led by Rick Inrig with 23 points and Sam\nVandermeulen with 21.\nJV coach Norm Watt grumbled, \"It had to happen some\ntime.\"\nLate losers in the swim\nAlthough they did not win, the UBC swimming Thunder.\nbirds put up a good battle against the University of Alberta\nGolden Bears on Saturday night.\nHelped by a three win per- ' :\t\nformance by Jim Maddin, the the Birds, Martin McLaren,\nBirds were within reach of a placed second and third in the\nvictory until they lost the last competitions.\n400 meter freestyle relay.\nThey then dropped the 200\nmetre breastroke to UBC's\nOther veterans who showed\nsuccessfully were Mark Le-\nmieux, Frank Dorchester, and\nPhil Winoh, but took the final Rudi Ingenhorst who each\nrelay.\nWinch also won the 200\nmetre individual medlay and vidual medlay\nplaced in the 100 metre free- Manager Gary\nstyle to score ten points,\nplaced third in the 200 metre\nfreestyle, butterfly, and indi-\nrespectively.\nBaker also\nplaced in the 200 metre back-\nDiver George Fudge swept stroke,\nthe diving by a large margin, The Birds are preparing for\nfollowed by his second place their trip to Oregon this week-\nteammate, Don Panton. end where they will meet both\nA member of last year's U. University of Oregon and Ore-\nof A. team, now swimming for gon State.\nFIELD TIE TO BE TESTED\nThe UBC Thunderbirds face a cruical test this coming weekend in field hockey play.\nThe Birds meet the Jokers at 1 p.m. on Wolfson field.\nBoth teams are unbeaten in this season's play.\nThe Birds are two points ahead of the Jokers but have\nplayed one more game and are slightly behind on goal average.\nJokers recently toured Mexico playing the Mexican National team which is training for the Olympics. They returned\nwith a 1-1-2 win-loss-draw record.\nIn other field hockey play coming up, Tomahawks play\nGrass Hoppers C at 2:30 p.m. on Wolfson and Braves play Hawks\nB at 2:30 p.m. on Spencer. All games are scheduled for Saturday.\nCalifornians coming\nto compete for cup\nThe battered old World Cup trophy which was donated\nby the late John Nelson, publisher of the Vancouver\nWorld newspaper in 1920, will be up for grabs this week.\nThe University of California Golden Bears and the\nUBC Thunderbirds battle it out at Varsity Stadium Thursday at 12:45 p.m. and Saturday at 2:30 p.m. California\nhas won the trophy 14 times and UBC 13 times.\nThe Golden Bears won on points last year 45-35 when\neach team won two games.\nUBC coach Brian Wightman has done a fine job with\na very young team.\nThe Birds have played 13 games to date, winning\nnine, tying one and losing three, amassing 163 points with\n68 points scored against them. They are undefeated in the\nNorthwest Intercollegiate Conference, defeating: Western\nWashington 9-0, University of Victoria 13-0, University\nof Oregon 8-3, and Oregon State 11-0.\nDr. Miles Hudson, coach of the Golden Bears, will\n'bring a strong team to the UBC campus.\nThe powerful Californians, averaging 20O lbs. per man\nwill considerably outweigh the Birds, who will have to\nuse speed and rugby know-how to offset the obvious weight\ndisadvantage. Tuesday, February 7, 1967\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage 7\nThe Aquatic Instructors' Association presents Dr. F. T. Stratton, giving a talk on\n\"Skin and Scuba Safety\" at the SFA Gymnasium, 7:30 p.m., Thurs.\n\u2014 powell hargrave photo\nQUITE A GUEST, Sandy excelled on the\nweekend to win the novice singles title\nand share the junior pairs crown with\nClaire Newell for UBC.\nChampions galore\namong UBC girls\nUBC's women athletes had a winning\nweekend.\nThe figure-skating and gymnastic teams\nboth captured WCIAA Championships, and\nthe Thunderette basketball team continued\nits winning ways with two victories over\nthe University of Saskatchewan Huskiettes.\nSandra Hartley and Leslie Bird, both\nmembers of Canada's National Gymnastic\nTeam, led the way.\nSandra Guest was outstanding for the\nfigure skaters, in winning the novice singles\ntitle, and teaming with Claire Newell to\nwin the junior pairs title. Other successful\nUBC skaters were Trudy Norman, winner\nof the intermediate singles title, and Louise\nLind, senior singles Champion.\nVictory for the basketball Thunderettes\nextended their league record to six wins\nand no losses. They are in sole possession\nof first place.\nThe Thunderettes completely outclassed\nall opposition the weekend before, downing\nUniversity of Alberta at Calgary 70-54 and\n71-36, and stopping Edmonton 69-27.\nPauline Gensick and Janet Douglas led\nthe team against Saskatchewan with 26 and\n24 points respectively.\nIn Edmonton, UBC Junior Thunderettes\nfinished second in the WCIAA Championships. First place was taken by UVic.\nProven-pucksters can win-well\nBy ROSS EVANS\nThe UBC ice hockey Thunderbirds stepped out of role Friday and trounced the\nManitoba Bisons 11-4, but apparently were\nembarrassed at the .audits which accompany\nwinners and fumbled their eighth of nine\ngames Saturday, 4-2.\nThe Birds held a wide margin of play\nin the first rough match, but trailed 2-1 after\nthe first period.\nAl McLean started the scoring by triggering three goals within the opening five\nminutes of the second. He added a fourth\nmarker in the final period. Ron Morris was\nthe other outstanding player, bagging three\ngoals. Mickey McDowell, Bab Apps, Les\nJohansen, and Tom Koretchuk notched\nsingles.\nRod Lindquist with two and Walter Hall\nand John Truscott with one each replied for\nthe Bisons.\nBison's coach Bill Robinson felt that the\nBirds looked like the first place club and\nshould be there.\nLightning never strikes twice in the same\nplace and the Birds proved an exception as\nthey bowed out 4-2 to the Manitoba squad\nthe next day.\nThe teams played to a 2-2 draw after two\nperiods but Mike McKenzie and Fred Stevenson each scored to ice the win for the Bisons.\nJim Woloshyn and Doug White also aided\nManitoba's cause. Miles Desharnais and McDowell were UBC's lone marksmen.\nA double-header goes in Manitoba next\nweekend.\n\u2014 derrek webb photo\nDUELING PRIVATELY in the midst of a big league game are UBC's Lenny Bousquet\nand Manitoba's player, ignorant of the seemingly unimportant struggle for a goal\ngoing merrily on beside them. Unseen is the mass of litter on the ice; unheard are the\nroars of a well-entertained audience.\nSPECIAL RATES\nFor Spring Formal Events\n(UBC Students Only)\n$7.50\u2014Black Tuxedos\n$850\u2014Colored Dinner Jackets\n$9.50-Tails\n\u2022 Everything included \u2014 Shirt, Tie, Studs,\nLinks and Suspenders\n2500 Garments to Choose From\nE. A LEE\nFormal Wear Rentals\n623 Howe (Downstairs) MU 3-2457\n\"How To Succeed In Business\nWithout Really Trying\"\n(Uncensored Version)\nOn Stage in the Auditorium\nFeb. 6-11 - 8:30 Thurs. 9th - 12:30\nStudent Tickets - 75c\nFor Feb. 6, 7, 8 - 8:30\nFeb. 9 - 12:30\nTICKETS ON SALE IN AUDITORIUM. CALL 228-3176\n'Jioneymoon at\nl^^Jiariisoii\nSpend your moments-of-a-lifetime in Canada's finest mountain and lake setting . . . where holiday pleasures enhance\nyour every mood. You'll long remember evenings of music\nand laughter in the sparkling Copper Room . . . walks along\nthe lakeshore . . . the lively fun of golf, riding, curling, boating. There's swimming in heated pools, too. And the cuisine\nis marvelous. Expensive? Not for this most special occasion.\nA complete honeymoon holiday including your room for 3\nnights, breakfast each morning (in bed if you wish), 2 fabulous honeymoon dinners, a bicycle built for two, golf and\nspecial surprise extras amounts to only $85* per couple,\noff-season (Sept. 11 to May 11).\n\"For specified New Wing accommodation, add $15 per couple, off-season.\nFor reservations, see your travel agent or write to Max A. Nargil,\nManaging Director.\nTHE HARRISON\nA Distinguished Resort at Harrison Hot Springs, British Columbia Page 8\nTHE UBYSSEY\nTuesday, February 7, 1967\n7WEEN CLASSES\nMore changes, radially\nCONTEMPORARY ARTS FESTIVAL\nTuesday's events are \u2014\n\u2014 Radial changes, deliverance; noon,\nBrock lounge.\n\u2014 Experimental films from French Canada, 3:30, Ang. 104. Admission 35 cents.\nWednesdays events \u2014\n\u2014 Music for string trio and string quartet, noon, Bu. 106.\n\u2014 Radial changes \u2014 Coming to meet,\n3:30 Brock lounge.\nPRE LIBRARIANSHIP\nMeeting Wednesday, noon, Bu. 225, Dr.\nRothstein speaks.\nARCHITECTS US\nThe films Anniversary, Be Gone Dull\nCane, and In Search of Innocence, today,\nnoon, Lass. 104.\nHAMSOC\nSeminar: Huberism in RTTY, Wednesday, noon, clubroom.\nSCM\nRev. Jack Shaver discusses the death of\nGod theology, today, noon, Bu. 2202.\nSPANISH CLUB\nTuesday is Spanish day at IH. Practice\nSpanish with native speakers.\nPRE DENTAL SOC\nNo meeting Wednesday noon. Clinic\nWednesday, 8 p.m., 659 Clyde, West Van.\nMembers only.\nECONOMICS SOC\nDr. Mendels discusses the economics of\nunderdevelopment, Wednesday, noon, Ang.\n213.\nBRIDGE CHESS\nMeeting Wednesaay, 7:30, Brock TV\nlounge.\nMUSSOC\nUshers still needed for How to Succeed,\nplease sign list in clubroom above auditorium.\nONTOLOGY\nRon Polack discusses Discipline \u2014 Who\nNeeds It, Wednesday, noon, Bu. 223.\nMATH CLUB\nOpen house meeting, today, noon, Ma.\n204. IBM films Wednesday, noon, M. 100.\nGRAD THEATRE\nThe New Tenant, comedy by Eugene\nIonesco, Thursday, Friday, noon, Freddy\nWood studio. Admission 25 cents.\nCHAPLAINCY COMM\nCommunion for Anglican students, Wednesday, noon, ATC chapel.\nVIETNAM COMMITTEE\nProfessor Bill Willmott speaks on \"The\nsecond Indo-Chinese War\" Wed., noon, Bu.\n100.\nMore goddam candidates' drivel\nFrom page 5\nthe students, about AMS activities. I would like to do\nthis via a column in The\nUbyssey \u2014 no cliches, just\nsuccinct, sprightly commentary.\nRegarding council issues,\nmy alignment is not with the\nleft or the right, \u2014 only the\nstudents. My previous experience on council taught me\nthat one must think independently and objectively. I cannot espouse someone's ideas\nsimply on the basis of a personal or political alliance.\nHowever, criticism involves\nthe obligation to present al\nternatives. I accept this obligation.\nSome people call this a\nnon-platform. I disagree. I refuse to allow someone to\nspeak for the students of\nUBC when he does not have\nstudent support for his actions. I want creative (i.e. active) and responsible student\ngovernment. If you want the\nsame, give me your vote for\nsecond vice president.\nKIM CAMPBELL\nHalverson\nThe platform on which I am\nrunning is centered on fighting any tuition fee increase,\ndemocratizing the board of\ngovernors, and funnelling\nAMS funds into academic\nevents.\nThe failure of the government to grant the $66 million\nrequested by Dr. Macdonald\nmakes a fee increase inevitable. The overtime ban\ncoupled with rising residence\nand living costs will make\nthis fee intolerable.\nI will help to give leadership in fighting fees with intensive public education, student education and appropriate fee witholding or strike\nif necessary. I ask to be elected or rejected on this platform.\nDOUG HALVERSON\n7 WEDNESDAY\nMEDITATIONS\nWITH\nPAINT\nBy\nKarl Schutt, B.F.A.\nArtist\nAn action art series\nfor the Lenten Season,\nbeginning this Wednesday\nFEB. 8\n10 p.m.\nLUTHERAN\nCAMPUS CENTRE\n5885 University Blvd.\nThis Diamond Ring Is Worth\nAll Of $1,000,000.\n(To The Girl Who Wears It.)\nAnd 10% discount to the young man who\ngives it. Which explains why most students\nconsult Grassies on Seymour before buying important items like jewellery. Or anything else\nfor that matter. Because Grassies' 10%\nStudent Preferential Discount Policy covers all\ntheir merchandise. An invaluable factor . . .\nwhatever the amount you wish to spend.\n* $200: Retail Value\/$160 : to You\n566 SEYMOUR\n. 685-2271\nCLASSIFIED\nRates: 3 lines, 1 day, S.75\u20143 days, $2.00 Larger Ads on request\nNon-Commercial Classified Ads are payable in Advance\nClassified Ads are not accepted by telephone\nPublications Office: Brock Hall.\nANNOUNCEMENTS\nLost 8c Found\n11\nPOUND: TEXTBOOK, THE MOD-\nern Poets. Would Ian A. Rudkin\nPhone CA 4-6547 after 6 p.m.\nFOUND: PARKER FOUNTAIN PEN\nin Ed. Lounge. Phone 681-3791.\nLOST: HANDSAW. PHONE B&G\noffice. 228-2171.\nWOULD PERSON WHO FOUND\nH. Wood's wallet please drop it\nin mail. I will pay postage.\nValentine Greetings\n12\nBE ORIGINAL\u2014SAVE MAILING A\ncard. Send Valentine Greetings to\nyour friends with a Classified ad.\n(Feb. 14). Make arrangements this\nwteek in the Publications office,\nBrock Hall.\nComing Dances\n12A\nSpecial Notices\n13\nSCIENTIFIC TRANSLATIONS.\nRussian, German. Bernard Portier,\nDept. of Metallurgy, 228-2676.\nJOX RECS & MICKEY MOUSERS.\nP.E. Valentine's Dance\u2014The Cardiac Thump, Fri. Feb. 10. $3.00 per\ncouple. Tickets at noon in the\ngym- \t\nURGENT! WOULD WITNESS OF\ncar accident Jan. 20 Fri. 8:45 a.m.\non 10th & Highbury call Tony\n731-1566 evenings. Reward.\nFINAL CLEARANCE AT THE\nCampus Shoppe, 5732 University\nBlvd. (in the village). Where\nprices are always right. CA 8-8110.\nSPANISH CLUB PRESENTS CUBA\nToday. Bill James, CKLG News\nDirector, will give a talk on\nCastro's Cuba Friday evening in\nBU. 202. 8:30. Slides.\nWHY PAY HIGH AUTO INSUR-\nance rates? If you are over 20 and\nhave a good driving history you\nqualify for our good driving rates.\nPhone Ted Elliott 224-6707.\nGEOLOGY MUSEUM OPEN MON.-\nFri. 12:30-1:30 F.&G. 116 \u2014 come\nand see our minerals and fossils.\nHOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS\nWithout Really Trying. Student\nPerformances Feb. 6th, 7th, 8:30,\n9th, 12:30. 75c.\nSONG FEST 1967. FEB. 11 8:00\np.m. Q.E.T. \"An Evening For\nEveryone\" Tickets \u2014 AMS, Common Blocks, Q.E.T., Eaton's \u2014\ndowntown. Single $1.50. Couple\n$2.75.\nTransportation\n14\nWANTED: CARPOOL FROM 25th\nand MacDonald area. Phone 738-\n1752.\n61st-ARGYLE RIDE MONDAY-FRI-\nday to and from UBC. 221-3108 or\n325-1583 after 6 p.m.\nIS THERE ANYONE LIVING IN\nvicinity of Lester Pearson High\nSchool in New West who could\ngive me a ride home Mon., Wed.,\nThurs. at 5:30? Please call Lorraine 521-4189.\nRIDE NEEDED FROM CAMBIE\n12th area 9:30 Monday to Friday.\nCall 874-9773.\nRIDE WANTED FROM NORTH\nBurnaby Monday to Friday. Convenient times. Phone Lloyd, 298-\n1015.\nWOULD APPRECIATE RIDE, 8:30\nclasses Monday to Friday. Vicinity of Boundary and Kingsway.\nPhone 434-0422.\nWanted\n15\nTravel Opportunities\n16\nAUTOMOTIVE ft MARINE\nAutomobiles For Sale\n21\n1958 PONTIAC AUTO. BEAUTIFUL\ncondition. Best offer. Mike 731-\n6296.\n'53 CHEV \u2014 GOOD RELIABLE\ntransportation $75. Call Dick at\n731-3881 or 224-9769.\nAutomobile Parts\n21A\n\u202261 FIAT SPYDER PARTS. NEW\ntop, clutch, tires trans., body\nparts. CY 9-4874.\nBodywork, Glass\n23\nBUSINESS SERVICES\nScandals\n39A\nBEST WISHES AND HAPPY\nBirthday to Loree Rose\u2014J.N.\nTHE SHADOW STOOPS TO UKES\nwhile Candy McDonnell loses\nchampion muscle. Jan and Jane.\nScandals\n39A\nSURFER SWIZDAHL HANGS TEN\ntonite. Don't miss this fabulous\nshow at the Penthouse (Men's\nRoom).\nWILLY: I NEED YOU \u2014 DOG.\nDon't listen to Janice or Sarah.\nDON'T GET YOUR VOLKSWAGEN\nfixed \u2014 See Hans first! Lowest\nrates in town. Auto Henneken,\n263-8121. Oak and S.W. Marine Dr.\nSONG FEST 1967. FEB. 11 8:00\np.m. Q.E.T. \u2014 \"An Evening For\nEveryone\" Tickets \u2014 AMS, Common Blocks, Q.E.T., Eaton's\ndowntown. Single $1.50. Couple\n$2.75.\nSewing ft Alterations\n40\nTyping\n43\nNORTH VANCOUVER \u2014 WILL\ntype thesis in my home. Rates\nreasonable. Phone 988-5420.\nTYPING \u2014 25c SINGLE SHEET-\ndouble spacing writing legible;\ncall after 10:00 a.m., Mondays to\nThursday and Sundays\u2014738-6829.\nTYPING\u2014FAST, ACCURATE EF-\nficient, any time. 224-5621.\nProfessional Typing\nARDALE GRIFFITHS LTD.\n8584 Granville St.\n70th & Granville St. 263-4530\nEMPLOYMENT\nHelp Wanted\n51\nWANTED: COUNSELLOR APPLI-\ncations for Diabetic Summer\nCamp, last two weeks, August.\n(Especially Girls). Phone Mr. Russell, 325-3756.\nMALE AND FEMALE SUMMER\nCamp Counsellors. Committed\nChristians with camping experience required for Salvation Army\nDay and Resident Camps. July\nand August, 1967. Apply to: Major\nBruce Halsey, M.S.W. Family Service Centre, 319 East Hastings\nStreet, Vancouver 4, B.C.\nMusic\n63\nFENDER DELUXE-REVERB AMP.\nNew $400. Sell $290. 3 mos. old.\nTR 6-4200 after 6 p.m.\nInstruction-Tutoring\n64\nALL FIRST AND SECOND YEAR\nsubjects by excellent tutors: Sciences and arts. 736-6923.\nEXPERT TUTORING IN MATH,\nScience, Engineering. $3\/hr. Minimum 5 lessons. 876-1859.\nInstruction Wanted\n66\nTUTOR WANTED FOR CHEM. II\nstudent 1 or 2 hrs a week. Reasonable rates. 261-0129 after 5 p.m.\nMISCELLANEOUS\nFOR SALE\n71\nMUST SELL 215 CM. HEAD SKIS.\n$35.00. Phone Bill after 12 mid-\nnite. 325-7493.\nGETTING ENGAGED: I CAN SAVE\nyou up to 50% on any diamond\nring. Satisfaction guaranteed or\nyour money refunded. Call Murray 261-6671.\nRENTALS ft REAL ESTATE\nRooms\n81\nRoom & Board\n82\nYOU CAN'T BEAT THE Z.B.T.\nFrat House. Best food and lowest\ncost. ($65.) on campus. Friendly\nboarders. Quiet. Call Jerry, 224-\n9660.\t\nFOR CONVENIENCE, COMFORT,\nand congeniality, stay at Zeta PSI\nFraternity, 2250 Wesbrook Crea.\nPhone 224-9662 between 5:00 p.m.\nand 7:00 p.m.\t\nROOM & BOARD AT UBC GATES\nsingle $105.00; sharing $90.00. Only\nthose who are serious about their\nstudies need apply. 224-6441.\nTRAFFIC PROBLEMS? MOVE ON\ncampus and forget them! Room\nand board. Feb. 1. 2280 Wesbrook.\n224-9986.\nFurn. Houses and Apts.\n83\nUnfurn. Houses ft Apts.\n84\nWANTED TO RENT. 3 BEDROOM\nhouse, Dunbar, Point Grey area,\nas soon as possible. Phone 224-\n3005.\nReal Estate\n86\nSARAH: PLEASE FORGIVE. I\nneed you. 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