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NOV *    l-;\nTHIRTEENTH YEAR-No.' 3\nGRAND FORKS, B. C., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1913\n81.00 PER YEAR\n\"Where are you going with that\ndog?\" he aaked, and ruumng up be\n| seized the trembling animal.   Juet\n_.  . tben Cbief of Police Laing came out\nof police headquarters.   _____\nFruit ShippingSea80Il OlOBed1    \"Here,\"   he  called, \"what are\nin the District Last\nSaturday\nA Ready Market Was Scoured for Everything at\nGood Prioes\nyou doing with that canine?\"\ni    \"It's mine,\" said Colonel Hughee.\n;    \"Wbat are yuftf\"  demanded   the\nchief.\n\"Hughes is my name,\" said  the\ncolonel.\n\"Lots  of Hughes'around .here,\nand one is as good os another'.   You\ncome in  here and get a tag before\nyou go,\" waa the mandatH of  tbe\nchief.\nTbe fruit shipping season practically closed last Saturday, when\nJames Rnoke.president of the Orand\nB'orks Fruit Growers' use tion,\nsent out the last car of tipples.\nAhout fifty ours of fruit have been\nshipped out of tbe valley tbis year,\nnearly all of it going ' rairie\nprovinces. Of this amount the association shipped seventeen heavily\nloaded cars, the balance being sent\nout by Robert Lnwson and H. W.\nCollins for themsel .*\u2022*, Eugene Herrick, B. Jewel, the Bank of Commerce, the Grand Porks Orchard\ncompany and a number of nther\nfruit growers. The price . ranged\nfrom \u00a31.25 to \u00a31.40 per box, tbe\nhighest that has heen fur a number\not seasons past. Ah hu illustration\nof. the.important bearing tbe fruit\ngrowing industry haa on other enterprises, the fact may lie cited tbat\nthe association alone has paid tbe\nbox factory over 11200 for fruit\nboxes this fall.\nPost Office Removal\nThe Grand Forks post office will\nbe moved from its present location\non Fint street to the new 1(15,000\nfederal building next Tuesday night.\nThe new home of the office is one\nof the handsomest and most su -\nstantial public buildings in the interior of British Columbia, aud is a\ndecided credit to Grand Forks. Tbe\nappropriation for it was authorized\nby the late Laurier government, and\nit was erected by B. Lequime, contractor, of this oity.\nIn order to facilitate the removal\nto the new building, the money\norder and delivery wickets will be\nclosed at 4 p.m.\u2014one-balf hour\nafter the sorting of the Great Northern mail\u2014on Tuesday, November\n18. Business will be resumed at the\nnew office at 9 o'clook on Wednesday morning, November 19.\nKeys for the new boxes will be\nhanded out to box-holders on Wednesday.\nThe customs house will lie moved\nfrom tbe Bonthron block, First\nstreet and Winnipeg avenue, to the\nnew federal building tomorrow afternoon, and will be ready to resume business at tbe latter place on\nMonday morning.\nLethbridge Man Pays $18,-\n000 For It\u2014Will Make\nImprovements\nThe biggest business deal trans\nacted here for so years was closed\nlast Saturday, wben J. McBride\nSbivelry, of Lethbridge, Alta., purchased tbe Winnipeg hotel fmm S.\nJ. Miller, paying $18,000 for the\nproperty. Mr. Shivelry will take\npossession of the hotel tomorrow.\nHe is an experienced hotel-nan, and\nhaa announced his intention of enlarging he botel and converting it\ninto a first-class commercial bouse.\nThe Winnipeg was built in 1900\nby McMillan k Bonthron. Up to\nIhe time tbat Mr. Miller purchased\nit, six or seven years ago, it bad\nhalf a dozen lessees. Mr. Miller hss\nmade it one of the most popular and\nbest paying hotels in the city.\nMr. Miller and family will spend\ntbe winter in Honolulu. They\nhave made many friends during\ntbeir residence here who will regret\nto learn of their intended departure\nfrom the city.\nm\nGovernment Telephone Line\nWill Be Extended to\nFranklin\nT. M. Sutherland, in charge nf the\nforesty depsrtnient of the Kootenays\nand Boundary, has instructed his\nmen to proceed with the work of extending the government telephone\nline from Lynch oreek to Franklin\ncamp. Work n t is line was\nBtopped for a few d ivs lum week.\nTbe I \u25a0!\u00ab now start* nt the sawmill\nou Smelter lak , but it will eventually be connected witb the city system.\nPresident Wilson\nIn President Wilson America baa\nproduced tbe most courageous as\nwell as the most ioBtrucied statesman in tbe world today. He may\nbe tested on tbree cardinal points\u2014\nhis refusal to countenance Huerta's\nusurpation, his withdrawal from tbe\nsix power loan, and the tariff bill.\nIn each case be has acted witb \u2022\ndirectness and loyalty to high principles  that are  rare in state-Hi'ian-\n^_ Judge Brown held a sitting of the\ncounty court in the court house on\nThursday. Four applic\u00bbti*ms -for\ncitizenship were granted, and severs\nwere laid over on account of the ap\nplicaiitt. being absent. Tbere were\nonly two unimportant eases on the\ndocket. Miss R. J. Hardy, a waitress at the Yale, sued for a month's\nwages in lieu of a month's notice.\nThejjudge reserved his decision until\nSaturday, The otber notion was a\njudgment summons.\nMrs. Sbivelry, arrived in the city\nyesterday  from   Lethbridge. Mr.\nSbivelry will take possession of tbe\nWinnipeg tomorrow.\nTbere will be special song services in tbe Baptist church Sunday\nat It a.m. and 7:30 p.m. The new\n1200 edition of sacred songs and\nsolos book will be' used. Morning\nsubject, illustrated: \"The Rainbow\nof God's Cross.\" Senior Bible class\nand school, 2:30 p m.\nLieut.-Col. Glossop, of Kettle\nValley, and Miss Stirling, of Myn-\ncaster, will be maeried on December\n1 at Bock Creek. Col. Glossop is\nexpected back from the coast this\nweek.\nA. J. Fee, who has been inspect-\ning the Maple Loaf olaim, in Gloucester camp, in whicb he is interested, has returned to Vancouver.\nA pleasant dance was given in tbe\nopera house on Wednesday evening\nunder tbe auspices of tbe McLeod\norchestra. Alwut one hundred\ncouples were present. Supper was\nserved in the Davis hall hy the\nPythian Sisters.\nThe mayor and all the aldermen\nwere present at tbe meeitng of the\ncity council on Monday evening.\nA deputation of property .owners\nwas present,and petitioned the council for a retaining wall at the corner\nof Winnipeg nnd Observation avenues. All of the other business\ntransacted was of a routine nature.\nThe regular bi-weekly meeting of\nthe board of trade was held in the\ncity hall on Wednesday evening\nIt was decided to hold the annual\nmeeting for the purpose of electing\nnew officers on Decemher 3, and\nother routine business was Irani'\nacted.\nR. Roberts, of Midway, and Miss\nLilian Harrison, of Kettle Valley,\nwere married at Vancouver laat\nMonday. They will reside at Kettle Valley.\nGilhert Kay, publisher of tbe\nPhoenix Pioneer, and Miss Emily\nLirson were married in Spokane\nlast Friday. They will return to\ntheir\" future bome in Phoenix tomorrow.\nOrand Forks and Penticton\nShould Have Rail Connection July 1\nSteel Has Now Been Laid to\nWithin Ten Miles of\nthe Summit\nIn the police court yesterday Morris Weice was fined 125 and costs\nfor having removed a pomp and a\nquantity of scrap irom the premises\nof G. 0 Brown. The action was\nbrought on information furnished\nby tbe provincial.\nComplaint was made by Rev,\nHenry Steele to the board of license\ncommissioners .this week tbat tbe\nGrand Forks hotel had kept its bar\nroom open on Sunday. A meeting\nof the board was held on Tuesday\nnight for the purpose of taking action in tbe matter. After bearing a\nnumber of witnesses, the case was\nadjourned until Thursday. At the\nconclusion of the taking of evidence\nlast night, tbe commissioners suspended the liquor license of tbe\nhouse for two weeks.\nMiss Eva Trahan, of Providence,\nR. I., arrived in the city on Saturday ajjtl will he tbe guest of Mrs. C.\nA. Wallace during tbe winter.\nCol. Hughes Outflanked\nColonel Sam Hughes, Canada's\nminister of militia, wbile in Weiland last week visiting bis daughter,\nMrs. Byron M. Green, went for a\nwalk and tbe little spaniel owned by\ntbe daughter went trailing gleefully\nafter him. Dog Catcher Adda\nJewski made a fllank movement\nand captured the dog and was proceeding triumphantly with his prisoner back toward the town calaboose when Colonel Hughes turned\nhis head and noticed him.\nship. And in.each case be has been I\njustified by events. Mr. Roosevelt j Principal Glaspell, of the Grand\nscoffs at his Mexican policy, but Forks public schuol. slates that tbe\nthere bas heen no Aner example in cadet corps has received lhe general\nour day. His action over the six efficiency grant ol $20 from the\npower loan has beeu followed by Strathcona trust fund, and also\nthe dissolution of tbat sordid trust.\\ fourth price special of 120. Ont-\nHis victory over protection is before half ot tbia sum goes to the boys\nus in all its significance and  coin- and the otber half to the inslructor.\npleteness\u2014London News and Leader \t\n  The   regular annual meeting  of\nMETEOROLOGICAL i t*3e (-'n*tt^ Bot^s Agricultural   asso-\n                     ; ciation will be held in the city ball\n'ti,. _._ii___.,:_\u201e_ i. \u2022_,.  __\u2022 \u2022 on Thursday afternoon,  December\nThe following is the minimum  .     ._,,,.     ,_-__,,       ,\nand maximum temperature for each 4' at 3 \u00b0 c,ock* The e]***0*' \u00ab'\nday during the past week, as re- officers will be held, and other uncorded by the government Ihermom- portant business transacted, and a'\neter on E. F. Laws' ranch:               full meeting ie requested. i\nMin.    Max. i   i\nThe following ladies will be in\ncharge of the various booths st the\nChrist church h\u00bbz\u00bbar in the opera\nbouse next Wediiecdiiy nnd Thursday evenings: Fnncv work, Mis.\nCochrane, Miss Davis and Mrs.\nManly; general utility, Mrs. Spink,\nMrs. Cook; dolls, Misses Miller and\nBarlee; orange tree, Mrs. Hull and\nMrs. Gilpin; home cooking, Mrs.\nLane and Mrs. Kirk; hahy booth,\nMrs. Mclntyre and Mrs. Kirby;\narts and crafts, Mesdames C. A. S.\n\u2022nd E. Atwood; hoop-la table, Mra.\nNiles and Misses Barron and Traunweiser; gipsy booth, Mrs. Williams;\nCandy. Misses Painton, M. Barlee\nand Heaven; old curiosity shop,\nMisses Davis and Traunweiser.\nThe Pboenix Ski club will\norganized this month,\nbe re\nNov.   7\u2014Friday  25\n^-Saturday  .... 32\n!)\u2014Sunday  32 39\n10\u2014Monday  86 45\n11\u2014Tuesday  30\n12-Wednesday .. 23\n13-Thursday  21\nRainfall 0.11\n84 !    The  Grand   Forks Curling club\n46 will meet in the city  next Tuesday\nevening, at 8:30 o'clock, for the pur-\nDo not miss the Cafe (..mutant at\nthe'opera house on tbe evenings of\nNovember 19th a.id 20th. Mr. Coy\nis iu charge of the entertainment.\nAn admission of 10c will be charged.\nJustice Csssels at Vancouver last\n4C pose of selecting skips and to trans- \u2022''\"dsy reserved judgment in the case\n36 act other business. j brought against Mr. Justice Clement\n34 :   \\ to recover the sum of $4294, alleged\nIndia     J. McBride Shivelry, the new pro- to be overcharged by the judge for\nprietor of the Winnipeg hotel,  and traveling expenses.\nGood progress is being made on\nconstruction work of the Kettle Valley jailway on the west fork of the\nKettle river between Beaverdell and\nthe summit, and unless tbere sbould\nbe delay in the assembling of material and the construction of tbe\nbig bridge over Canyon creek, on the,\nPenticton side of the Hydraulic\nsummit, trains should be running\ninto Penticton from the Boundary\nby July of next year. The grade is\nalready finished to tbe summit and\ntbe steel is within ten upiles.f Three\nlocomotives employed on ballasting\nand tracklaying are, working out\nfrom Arlington lakes, ahout ten\nmiles above Carmi, where the operator is now stationed;. The framing\nyards are located at Carmi, and as\nfast as the bridge timber is framed\nit is being- hauled to the front.\nThe work on the tunnel on the Pen\nticton side of the summit is progressing satisfactorily, and tbe only\npossible hitcb lies in the fact of a\npossible delay in the arrival of material for tbe Canyon creek bridge or\nsome other circumstance whicb\nmight delay tbe construction.\nJust what might happen ie well\nillustrated by the fact that as a result of the carrying away of some of\ntbe falsework ot the trout creek\nbridge by tbe flood last spring it\nwas only finished last week, when it\nsbould bave been done by the middle of June. Another reason for tbe\ndelay lies in the fact that a man fell\noff tbe steel works some weeks ago\nand was killed, and after lhat it\nwsb difficult to get men lo slay on\nthe work. As the Canyon creek\nravine is very deep, somewhat the\nsame difficulties may hnppen to\ncrop up thero.\nWest of Penticton a new track-\nlaying machine is now laying steel\nat tba rate of over a mile a day. but\neight miles beyond Trout creek tbere\nwill be another delay on account of\na small bridge. The contract has\nnot yet been let on the Coldwater\nJunction-Osprey lake section, in\nspite of the tact that the coast papers\nhave repeatedly, and in error, stated\nthat the last contract on the Kettle\nValley line bas been let. It is expected rhat this contract will ba let\nshortly. It bas been definitely decided that tbe Kettle Valley line\nwill not go into Princeton, as wss at\nfirst supposed.\nThe Christ cburcb bazaar in tbe\nopera house next Wednesday and\nThursday will open at 2:30 o'clock\neach afternoon.\nDonald McCallum returned the\nfirst part ot the week trom a visit to\nVancouver.\nGeo. E. Massie bu secured the\nservices of A. Cupples, an up-to-\ndate cutter of ladiet' and gentlemen's garments. THK SUN. GHAND FORKS. BRITISH COLUMBIA.\nPILLAR 0> HRE 600 FEET HIGH   I\nMostc' and Aaron's Nightly Guide Post\nto be Imitated at Tulsa Dry-Farming    Congreec\n'And tta-e went before ihem by\nnight a pillar of Are to give llicm light.'\n\u2014Ex. Xlll, 21.\nFor the flrst lime In history, since\nthat marvelous light brought the people of Israel out of bondage, another\npillar of fire will be used to (-all the\nPeople of the world from labor to refreshment at Tulsa.\n\"The largest gas well in the world\nis located within a \"ew mileB of Tulsa.\nIt is being piped Into the middle of the\nexposition grounds used by the International Dry-Farming Congress. It\nflows thirty million cubic feet of natural gas dally and when lt is turned\nloose and lighted on the night of October 22 the visitors and delegates to\ntho Congress will witness a sight that\nfor awe Inspiring inagnilir-.nee has\nnever lieen equalled.\nSix hundred feet straight into Ihe\nair tha gas is shot by nature's force\nbelow. It. noise Is like that of an\navalanche, its power tha; ot the cyclone. It will be controlled till Ignited by electricity from a distance of\ntwo hundred yards or more on account of ths heal it creates.\nNo flame can bc uren until thc gaa\nreaches the he'ght of a-ten-story building. Above that a solid pillar of fire\nlive hundred i'eet In height and a hundred feet thick will Illumine the exposition grounds and the city of Tulsa as\nno city was ever lighted In tbe history\nDf the world. Sha-.owB will be cast\nof people and thlngB five miles away.\nThe flame iiF.lf may be seen for a\nhundred miles.\nGas is cheap iu Oklahoma. The average gas light in the average home\nuses but a few cubic foet of gaB ln\nnn hour. The great gas light at Tulsa will burn tlf.eon million feet of gas\n_, night. Nothing like It has over\nbeen seen since Moses led his people\nout of Egypt and Into the promised\nland.\nTh.? Tulsa light will serve a similar\npurpose, for il will give to the world\na, message ol agricultural hope and\nwill point tlle way to farm prosper'ly\nin all states and mi I kins through the\nteaching-, of Ilia International Dry-\nFarnilng (\u25a0oi.gr'ocs, lor whose meeting\nii ls burned.\nA clergyman waB anxious to Introduce soma hymnbooka into the\nchurch, and !irr>_.nj,ed wlih his clerk\nthat the latter wai: to give out thi!\nnotice immediately .-.fter the sermon.\nThe clerk, howivei. hed a notice of\nhis own lo give out with reference to\nthe b3ptis.11 of Infant3. According-\nly, at the ciMe of the sermon ho arose\nind announced lhal ail those who had\nchildren whom ihey wish tt havo\nbaptised please send in Iheir nnmes\n:,t once to tbe clerk. Tlie clergyman\nwho was stone deaf, iis-i.umed thu thc\n\u2022lerk was giving out the hynibook notice, and Im;. cdialely rose and said:\nAnd 1 should ray for lhe benefit of\nh'jso who naven't nny, that tliey may\nobtain some from the ur'iera any dav\nfrom 3 io -1 i clock; t. \u25a0\u2022_\u2022 ordinal)* lii-\ntle ones at 25 ceuts e.ich, and pp.e'.al\no:ic? nt 30 ceiilS.\nGIN PILLS FOR WOMEN\nRead what Mrs. Harris Says About Them\nMrs. T. Harris of Tyneside, Ont.,\nknows all about GIN PILLS. \"I am\nnowjalilng my third box of GIN\nPILLS,\" she writes. \"The pain across\nmy back and kidneys has almost entirely gone. I was a great sufferer\nfrom Rheumatism but It has all lefl\nme. I strongly advise all women, who\nsuffer from Pali. In The Back and\nWeak Kidneys, to try GIN PILLS\".\n50c. a box, 6 for $2.50. Sample free if\nyou write National Drug and Chemical\nCo., of Canada, Limited, Toronto.   219\nRoman Too Far\nIdle\/ i glancing up over the door of\nMio post-oflloe)\u2014Tlm, me bhoy. what\ns the moaning of thim letters?\nTile\u2014-They mean eighteen hundred\n.! id ninety-eight.\nTilley\u2014I.oi.'i Itslhrlkc you ihai they\n-,ro carrying Ill's spelling reform to-3\n.'or?\nOWTOHEAT\nPIMPLES\nUses for Sawdust\nNot so very long ago about the\nonly real use anyont had for sawdust waB for packing ice. That was\nwhen Binall local sawmlllB were more\ncommon, and the amount of this form\nof waste wood was, or at any rate appeared, comparatively small. Now,\nwhen the tendency Is to consolidate\nthese Into large mills with a capacity\nof soveral hundred thousand feet if\nlumber per day, the dally waste In\nsawdust is seen to be enormous and\nmuch experimenting Is being done to\ndiscover new methods of utilizing it.\nPerhaps the most promising venture In sawdust utilization ln this\ncuntry la ths manufacture of\nethyrior grain) alcohol. The tawduat\nls treated with sulphuric acid under\nsuitable conditions, resulting in Uie\nformation of sugar, which Is then fermented to produce alcohol. Several\nplants have been erected to produce\nalcohol from wood ln this manner and\nthough there are some difficulties\nstill to be overcome, the ultimate success of the process on a commercial\nscale is assured.\nSawdust has been successfully manufactured into briquettes for fuel for\na considerable lime ln Europe by a\nvery simple process. The shavings\nand sawdust are flrst steam-\ndried, the rater contained In the\nwood being thus evaporated and the\nresin almost liquified. The sawdust\nII. then compressed under heat into\nbriquets of the desired Blze, tho contained resin acting as a binder. A\nfirm in Vancouver is- engaged In a\nsimilar line of manufacture, the sawdust being compressed Into a cylindrical tube, where It Is cut Into short\nlengtfcB by a revolving knife, emerging in the form ot small round briquet.. These briquets are clean to\nhandle, easy to kindle and leave\nvery little ash.\nIn England sugar is manufacture!\non a commercial scale by treating\nsawdust in closed, retorts with weak\nstilphuruoiiB acid under high pressure.\nIn Austin, Texas, also a plant is being built to manufacture stock (ood\nfrom sawdust by a somewhat similar\nprocess. The tar, pitch and turpentine are removed from the sawdust,\nleaving only sugar and fibre to which\nIb added 40 per cent of cottonseed\nmeal. The mixture is sold for fattening cattle.\nTwo and one-half parts of clean\nsawdust mixed with two parts sand\nand one part cement make a warm,\nlong-wearing and sound-proof floor,\non which carpets can be tacked wltb\nleas, injury than to a board floaf, and\nwhich has the advantage over a cement floor ln being more elastic.\nThese qualities Bhould win an extensive use for this form, of flooring,\nwhich has the additional advantage\nthat it can be stained to larmonlze\nwith interior finishings by the addition of color to the mixture while In\na seiql-liquld state.\nThe sawdust ot certain kinds of\nwood Is used ln considerable quantities by manufactures for mttal polish,\nfor packing, for meat curing, for making safety explosives and composition\nnovelties, and for fibre and pulp manufacture. Patent cleaning powders\nfor use on carpets and rugs consist\npiinclpally of sawdust, lightly moistened by some cheap mineral oil.\nAND\nBLACKHEADS\nSuccessfully and Speedily With\nCUTICURASOAP\nAnd Cuticura Ointment, at\na trifling cost, is learned\nfrom the special directions\nwhich accompany these\npure, sweet and gentle\nemollients.\nCoUnm iloap ami Olium-tit sre coltl I'lirouilioiit\nr.mtlil. A literal un.iil* fl ciu.li.with -2-lui*\nli.Kil.l_t nn tea (nr* tod Irtetmtnt of the \u00bbkkn anil\nI -sip, rem pott-tit s.   Min,fW PolU r Iln;.: _. I 'hem,\ni* ru-, nmi. -\"* i), uc_ud, u.s.a.\nw\nU  97C\nGave the Heir Away\nHe was, so he gave forth at the\nseaside bcardtng-house, the only son\nnf the mayor of an Inland city, and he\n\u25a0vap slmnly rolling in money.\nBut, alas! the mayor's son fell tram\nIha high pillar of fame on which his\nown glib tongue had placed him. It\nwas tlinswlse:\nOne morning, whilst the boarders\nwere at breakfast, the servant brought\nIn the letters', and by mistake, handed\na postcard to a gentleman of a similar\nname to that of the worthy mayor's\n.on.\nThe gentleman read the postcard\nwith a surprised look on hiB face, and\nthen, glancing at the address, ho\nhanded tt across the table.\nI'm very sorry, he said; but I think\nthis Is meant for you.\nThe heir of unbounded wealth glanced at the postcard, blushed vividly,\nand left tho table hurriedly. Ten min\nutes later he had taken his departure.\nThe postcard bore the following\nwords:\nComa hack at once; the other Janitor Is III.\nThe Teacher of Singing\u2014Now, boys,\ngive us 'Little Drops of Water, and\nput some spirit ln it.\nThe Master (whispering)\u2014Careful,\nsir, careful. Remember this Is ft\ntemperance school. Say \u2014 er\u2014 put\nsomo glngei* In It, It you must.\nBarnaolsa on Shlpa\nAn electric process tor keeping the\nhulls ot ships free from barnacles hss\nbeen Invented. Boats fitted with the\napparatus, It Is claimed, will never be\n, hampered In speed by barnacles, and\nthe life of the ship's hull will bs long-\nor\nHad Changed That\n1 bave never told you, he said to\nher one evening, that long before I\nsaw you fate had directed me to you.\n\u25a0 Indeed, she responded, so sincerely\ntliat his heart beat faster and her face\nblushed at the compliment.\nYes, and it came about in a remarkable way. Just for fun one day I\nconsulted an astrologer, and she told\nme that I would never care- for any\nwoman until 1 had met one who wae\nthen only a schoolgirl\u2014a beautiful,\ngolden-hatred creature, with wonderful\nbrown eyes. I laughed at the pro-\nphiscy, but the words came true, for I\nnever cared for any woman until 1\nsaw you.\nThen he stopped, embarrassed, and\npalpitating, thinking she would fall in\nhis arms.\nAre you sure your astrological friend\nspoke of a golden-haired schoolgirl?\nshe asked.\nHow could I ever forget? he responded.\nYou couldn't possibly, she replied;\nonly when I was a schoolgirl I wasn't\ngolden-haired.\nAnd Uhen a heavy weight seemed lo\nfall on him as he staggered away.\nTommy, who was the proud possessor of a couple of rabbits, on arriving\nhome from school one day proceeded\nto his rabbit hutch, and holding one\nof the rabbits up by its ears Squarely\nin front of him, asked it, with a menacing look: Twice two?\u2014a shake\u2014\nTwice two?\u2014well then: Twice six?\nThrowing the rabbit back Into Its\nhutch' he remarked in angry tones: I\nknew teacher was telling fibs. Sbe\nsaid rabbits could multiply quick.\nA Big Break\nJones fell down and broke four legs.\nWhat are you talking about? Jones\nhasn't got tour legs!\nI didn't say he had. The legs belonged to a table he fell against.\nJones wasn't hurt at all.\nHow's This ?\nWe offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that\ncannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh\nCure.\nF.  J.  CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.\nWe- the undersigned, have known F.\nJ. Cheney for the last XO years, and believe him perfectly honest In all buatness\ntransactions and financially able to carry\nout \u00abnv obligations made By hie Arm.\nNATIONAL BANK OF COMME-ICE,\nToledo. O.\nHall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally,\nacting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. 'Jtesllmonlels\nsent free. Price 76 cents per bottle.\nSold by all druiwlsts.\nTake Halls Family Pills for constipation.\nSmall Willie was entertaining his\nbig sister's beau ln the parlor.\nMr. Green, he asked, bow many\npennies have you got?\nI haven't any at present, Willie, I\nam sorry to say, he replied.\nThen mamma was right, continued\nthe little fellow. She told sister lost\nnight that you didn't have any more\nsense than a rabbit\nAt the Thames Police Court a woman asked Mr. Leycester for a summons against a person tor breaking a\nwindow.\nThe Magistrate\u2014Did the person do\nIt on purpose.\nThe Applicant\u2014Oh. no, sir; she did\nlt with her bands.\nDIDN'T KNOW\nThat Tea and Coffee Causa Trouble\nSo common Is the use of tea or coffee as a beverage many do not know\nthat -hey are the cause of many obscure alls wblcb are often attributed\nto other things.\nThe easiest way to find out for oneself ls to quit the tea and coffee tor a\nwhile at least, and note results. A\nlady found out In this way, and also\nlearned of a new -beverage that ls\nwholesome as well as pleasant to\ndrink.   ' She writes:\n\"I am 40 years old and all my life\nup to a year and a half ago, I had been\na coffee drinker.\n\"Dyspepsia, aevere headaches and\nheart weakness made me feel sometimes as though I was about to die.\nAfter drinking a cup or two of hot\ncoffee, my heart would go like a clock\nwithout a pendulum. At otber times\nlt would almost stop and I was so\nnervous I did not like to be alone.\" Tea\nIs Just as harmful, because lt contains\ncaffeine, the same drug found tn coffee.\n\"1. I look a walk tor exercls* as\nsoon as 1 was cut of slgbt of the hous.\nI'd feel as It I was sinking and tbla\nwould frighten me terribly. My limbs\nwould utterly refuse to support me,\nand the pity of It all was, I did not\nknow that coffee waa causing the\ntrouble.\nReading in the papers that many\npersons were relieved of such ailments\nby leaving oft coffee and drinking Postum, I got my husband to bring bome\na package. We made It according to\ndirections and I Uked the flrst cup. Its\nrich, snappy flavor was delicious.\n\"I bave been using Postum about\neighteen months and to my great Joy\ndigestion is good, my nerves and heart\nare all right, ln fact, I am a well woman once more, thanks to Postum.\"\nName given by Canadian Postum\nCo., Windsor, Ont. Write for copy of\nthe little book, \"The Road to Wellvllle.\"\nPostum comes ln two forms:\nRegular Postum\u2014must be boiled.\nInstant Poatum is a soluble powder.\nA teaspoonful dissolves quickly in a\ncup ot hot water and with cream and\naugar, makes a delicious beverage Instantly.    Grocers sell both kinds.\n\"There's a reason\" tor Postum.\n?^5S'\nMAGI*-\nBAKING\nPOWDER\n^Gna_\u00a3_cc-_\nMany brands of b a kino\n\"\" powder contain alum which\n18 an injurious acid. tmer ingredients of alum baking\npowder are seldom printed\non the label. if they are, the\nalum 18 usually referred to\nas sulphate of alumina or\nsodic aluminic sulphate.\nMAGIC BAKING POWDER\nCONTAINS   NO   ALUM      i\nTHC ONLY WELL-KNOWN MEDIUM-\nPRICED BAKINO POWDER MADE IN\nCANADA THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN ALUM.\nAND WHICH HAS ALL- ITS INGREDIENTS\nPLAINLY   STATED   ON   THE   LABEL.\nW. GILLETT COMPANY LIMITED\n-INNIPEG       TORONTO.  ONT.     MONTREAL,\nW-^lwatf\nImZX^XS^,\nDidn't Buy Books\nThe agent tor a handsomely illuminated book to be sold on the credit system\u2014a feast to the intellect and\nan ornament to any library\u2014leant\nagalnBt the side of the house, caught\nhis breath, clenched his fists, and\nlooked skywards.\nWhat's the matter? asked the policeman.\nI've met the meanest man, he answered. I've heard of him, and I've\nread about him In the papers, but I\nnever expected to meet him face to\nface.\nHow do you know he was the meanest man?\nBy the way he acted. I showed\nhim this work of art, lectured on lt\ntor half an hour, showed the engravings, and when I hinted that it would\nbe a good thing to order, what do you\ntblnk he said?\nI don't know.\nHe said he never bought books. He\ndidn't have to. Ite just waited for\nsome idiot of an agent to come along\n;_nd tell him all that was ln them\nand turn over the leaves while he\nlooked at the pictures.\nThe most obstinate corns ana warts\nfall to resist Hollowsy's Corn Cure.\nTry It.\nGetting Their Own Back\nA young man had take: his wife\nto a theatre, and as there waa no\none to look after the baby, they had\nbrought it along. It cried lustily all\nthrough the flrst act. At the close\not the act an official came down the\ngangway and Informed them that lf\nthey could not keep the baby quiet\nthey would have to go to the box office,  get their money back and go\nThey succeeded in squelching the\nbaby and all went well for a time.\nThen five minutes after the last\nact had commenced the young father leaned over and said: How do you\nlike the show?\nRotten! was the reply.\nStick a pin In the baby.\nMlnrrd'e Liniment Curse Burns, Eto.\nNew Eiil-and'a Champion Trap-\nshooter Retains Title\nE. A. Randall, ot Portland, Maine,\nwho in 1912 won the title ot chanjp-\nlon trapBhooter of New England, captured the-honor again this year by\nbreaking 195 out of 200 targets at\nthe Paleface Shooting Association s\ntournament held at Wellington, Mass,\nSept 10-11. Mr. Randall also won\nhigh amateur average tor the meet\nwith 383 out of 400. H. D. Gibbs,\nBhootlng the speed shells In his Rem\nIngton pump gun, was high over all\nscoring 388 out of 400 targets thrown\nWind Every Five Years\nClocks are now mado to run five\nyears with once winding up. In 1881\nthe Belgian Government placed one of\nthese ln a railway-station and sealed\nit It bas kept capital time, bavlng\nonly been tour times wound\u2014ln 1886,\n1891 1898, and 1901; and there ls a\nclock In the Church of St. Quentln, in\nMayence, which has only stopped once\nduring a period ot 500 years\n\u2022 lot a Pair Bargain\nAt the annual fair -.t a small town\nln Russia a man observed a gipsy aall\na Pole haggling over the sale of a\nhorse. When the transaction was over\nhe asked the gipsy how much he ha\u00a3\ngot for. the animal. The gipsy openefc\nhis hand and showed a ten-roubl*\nnote\u2014worth $5-\nBut Isn't that very cheap?\nNo, said the gipsy. The-horse Is\nlame.\nThe man then sought out-the Pole,\nto whom he said: You have given ten\nroubles tor a lame horse.\nThe Pole smiled knowingly, and remarked: He Is ns sound as you or I.\nI saw he was badly shod, and-that wae\nall.\nThe enquirer returned to the gipsy\nand reported what the Pole bad sal*.\nThen, with a uignlflc.-.nt wink, the gipsy whispered:\nHe's as lame as a two-legged stool'!\nI bad him badly shod on purpose to\nmake people believe that that was the\ncause of his limp,\nWhen the Pole was told- this he\nseemed for a moment taken- back and\nhung his head; then he heaved a sigh\nand shrugged his shoulders.\nAh, well, be said, it's air right: tt\nwas a bad ten-rouble note\nSafe\nOld Maid\u2014If I catch you ln my gai\nden again, I'll tell the constable.\nBoy\u2014'E cai.'t do nothln'. 'E's my\nole man.\nShe Knew\nWhat's your husband's average Income? asked the caller.\nAbout 1 a.m. replied Mrs. Wise.\nCHILDHOODJIIMENTS\nAilments such as constipation, colic, colds, vomiting, etc., seize children of all ages snd the mother\nshould be ou ber guard against these\ntroubles by keeping a box* of Baby's\nOwn Tablets in the house. If any\nof these troubles come od suddenly\nthe Tablets will cure them, or tf the\nlittle one Is given an occasional dose\nof the tablets he win escape these\ntroubles. Tbe Tablets are sold by\nmedicine dealers or by, mall at 25c\na box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.\nRecovering All Right\nThe following letter ls from s sm_,l_\nboy to his mother, wno had sent him.\ninto the country to recover from ar.\nillness:\nDear Mum; I forgot to write before. Me and some otber boya wen*.\nout in a boat yesterday, and thc boat\nturned over, but a man got me out\nalright. This morning we were out\nfor a bike ride, tnd 1 tell over and cut\nme head. And tonight we. are going\nto set light to a haystack and let Mr.\n 's chickens out of   their   cages.\nSo t think we will enjoy ourselves. I\nfeel much better now.\u2014YOU.\" .ovist\nson, Tom.\nAll mothers can put away anxiety\nregarding tbelr suffering children\nwhen they have Mother Graves'\nWorm Exterminator to give relief. Itt\neffects are sure and lusting.\nRather Suggestive\nShe\u2014I'll never go anywhere again\nwith you as long as I live!\nHe\u2014Wh\u2014why?\nShe\u2014At the tea tltii. afternoon, yon\naaked Mrs. Smith how her husbant\nwas standing the heat and he's been\ndead two months.\nMinard's Llnimtnt Relieves Neuralgia\nExe.\u2014What ridiculous, impossible\nthings these fashion plntcB aro.\nMrs. Kxe\u2014I know they used to be\nbut today many ot tliem ara engrav\ned from photographs.\nExe\u2014Well, this one can't be. Here\nare two women going ln opposite directions, both with brand new gowns\non and neither looking back at the\nother.\nT\nhe Cheerful Iife\nIt Is tba right of everyone to Hve and anjey the cheerfallltta. We nr*\nIt t* MneWes aad tliose whs Hve wilk as to live the cheerful Ufa. Wa,\nceaoot do se If lli health takes hold ef \u2022\u00bb.    -\nTke wife, notkererd dufhtwsefferlag frees fctt dukes,*\nbut to Iter Ined onti.\nkilt to\nJnete It a remtnly,\nfettr tmm esail\u2014a kaa sterm t\n*m***tt*a*t\nDR. PIERCE'S\nFavorite prescription\nWlU reelan |M-Jth to wert^ wewnWiiJ. JTjr <\u2022\nK. PlerJeTVeAf-tt Pm-tlrUee\nneriptefaM\nBuCsle.N.Y\nDr. **iercofa Ftoassu-t tftA\n\"I feOWWBfl\nme* wea.enMi._l. Ver 4S emt. II Am tmnlnxt\nSM Sr faxttei lemSKIuI* HqeM\u00abttktol tern\ntttm* f.ibttnt. te kxTlt feuffkt n -_M m\n\u25a0fcr 11.00ecWcelM. ANten\u00a3V.H-ree.H.D,\n-\u00ab\u25a0\u25a0 li\nTHE SUN, GRAND FORKS. BRITISH COLUMBIA.\nUMMMmUHHMHI\nYour liver\nh Clogged up\nThat's Why You're Tired\u2014Oat af\nSorts-t-Hote no Appetite.\nBARTER'S LITTLE\nUVER PILLS\nwill put you right\n-as lew days.\nThey io\niteir duly.\nCure\ntesmite\ntmsam* _  ^\n.i&otmtsi, laatgotti**, aal Skb Heaatcke.\n\u2022Small tm, Small Doea, Small Price.\n. Genuine mux ben Signature\nm*m*rs*m*m*m*>m*j*m\nSOLID GOLD WATCH FREE.\nGREAT OFFER BV A RESPONSIBLE FIRM.\nIT C03TS YOU NOTHING TO TRY.\nTn any nerflnn who can ,upi>ly the cnrt-vl uame-OI lliese tur.\n\u2022el;-kwwn Cmlflrtlfro Town., nnd tnirts crmUtlonfl Iif!_ v.,\n_\u2022\u25a0_\u25a0 oir\u00ab on, f 13 l.\u00ab-i -. SOLID COLD WATCH,\nGn<!iflh.Gflvernm-nt -lamp, d, fully Jewelled, as a FREE\nSIFT.- (SUrer Wstctiesaie pre-enled!- t>nl_.|\nSend roar attempt on a .heel el patter,\nH-Wther with .lamped addressed envelope\nlor reply to FELLOWS A CO.. 10, Groevsnor\nBuildintl, Stae-home Une, -Blrminiham.\nEn:ila_l_L Tha winner ii roq-ur ed-to pnrchua\ne Chain from ua to wear with watch. Tho\nasms pf thia paper muat be mentioned* rnte>\nwinner, of Ieit competition were I\nUre. A. Gay, Amherst, Nova Scotia, Csn.\nMrs.:>A.     Fowlow,-Trinity  East, Nlld.\nK8T AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND OHM.\nMrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup haa been\n-Wed for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS ol\nMOTHERS for tneir CHILDREN' WHIMS\nMUrniNG, vrith PERFECT SUCCESS. It\nSOOTHES the CHILD. SOFTENS the GUMS,\nSWAYS alt FAIN I CURES WIND COLIC, and\nii thebest remedy for DiARRiiaCA. It iseb>\nlolt.t-tlv harmless. Be sure and aslc for \"Mrs.\nWlnsloVs Soothing Svrup,\" and take aootl-tf\nstaiti Twenty-five cents a bottle.\nARLINGTON\nA.ADERPRO0F COLLARS AND CUFFS\nfeoniethlng   boner   than  linen  end  no\nlaundry bills.     Wash.lt with soap and\nwoter.     All stores or direct. State style\njndjilie.     For :5c. we will maU you.\nCHET- ARLINGTON   CO.   OF   CANADA,\n6S Fraser Avenue, Toronto, Ontario\nLimited\nMAKING MOTION PICTURE FILMS I\nCANCER\nBeek f*roe. A staple\n\u25a0ease Irealsieal reaevtd\nIsjsptetm Ibis lady *a breast\n.     J eeree, alcare and\n-.   v, ... *\u00bb\u00ab.'\u2022 eared.   Deaerike\nteera-esble i wa will aaad keek aad tsstlMlala.\nSWCANADA CANCER INSTITUTI, Laurie\nM CHURCHILU AVI.. TORONTO\nOne Company Spends $50,000 a Year\nJust to Robs Ita Various\nProductions\nEvery frequenter of the motion picture theatres must have been struck,\nat some time or another, by ths lux-\ntiriousnesB of the stags setting ot most\nof the Boclety dramas\u2014the magnificence ot the decorations, the richness\nof the furnishing, and the costliness ot\n\u2022\u00bbf*be dresses worn by ths performers.\nFew, however, have any real conception of the huge cost ot these\ntblngs, or appreciate the palna taken\nby the big Slim producing companies\nto get the best of everything.\nTake, for Instance, the costume ot\nthe principal actresses. The capital of\nEurope are ransacked for the latest\ncreattona ln millinery and modes.\nWhen Miss Miriam Nesblt and Miss\nMary Fuller were last over here with\nthe Edison Company, they paid a villi: to Paris for the purpose of purchasing a stock of such things for future\nEdison productions, and ln two days'\nshopping they spent more than $15,000.\nMIsb Lottie Briscoe, the Lubin star\nactress, recently played ln a film\nwhich necessitated no fewer than fourteen changes of costume, each costing\non an average about $76, and she\nneeds when oh tour, twenty trunks fop\nher wardrobe,\nMiss Gene (Jauntier wears one set\nof furs in Uie Kalem films that cost\n$4,000, and she has other sets almost\nequally as valuable, Miss Asta Nell-\nson is credited with being the most\nexpensively dressed actress in the pictures. Frequently -her, costumes ln\nthe society sceneB in which she specializes will cost as much as $500\napiece.\nIt might be thought that as the actual dresses worn by thu performers\nare not seen by the. public, but only\nthe photographic representations of\nthem, that common material or Imitation stuff would do as well as the real\narticles.\nBut, as a matter ot tact, this Is far\nfrom being the case. Indeed, the very\nreverse holds good. To get a really\nfirst-class photograph, first-class properties must be provided.\nIn the early days of the picture\nplay business this was not properly\nrealized, and a company that laid out\n$5,000 on a collection of properties, although expecting tbem to last for\nyears, was considered extravagant.\nNowadays, on the other hand, lt\nwould be a very cheap affair that\nwould start with less than $15,000 or\n$20,000 worth; while one of the best\nknown of the really big firm companies ls reported to spend aB much as\n$50,000 every year ln dressing\u2014or. as\nIt Is technically tormed, 'robing' Us\nshows.\nPRESIDENT\nSUSPENDER\nv\/7 v\/    s i) r a s *-*\nWANTED at once\nPersona to work for us\nIn spare time at home. No experience\nrequlrr-.i with our New ART COLOR'\nINO PROC388 Easy and fasclnatlnf\nwortt. Good pay. No canvassing. Write\nfur Instructions (free).\nCOMMERCIAL  ART STUDIO,\nSIS College street.        Teronto, Canada.\nWhen buying your Piano in*\n'.*    list on having an\njj  \"OTTO   HIGEL\"\nPiano Action\nTHE   EXCELSIOR  LIFE\n.Insurance    insrmsud M*       Compare\njThi aaw Eics-ioe poller eostmcto sts the hart he pMactiea,\natre-katst, to cioridfl f-adeforllQiiiditiAfliaar-.ases.ele,\n.    VeeutaaIk _-M_aivf_H\u00abtlMisatire oripaNtins\nn*-hu,,mwMlOlwm.Smx*we.mt*-\u00bbm.t   '\nVsseetTer sr ts Keel Office, Tsreett\nLADIES WAN'-'ED \u2014 DO ARTISTIC,\ncongenial needlework at home; make\nfrom three to flvo dollars per day decor-\netlng cushion tops. Armour Art Col\nDept. It., Bredalbane Bloc!:, Winnipeg.\nyou.\nAgreed\nJack  la  In  lore  with\nNonsense.\nThat's what I said when I heard It\nHow dared you!\nDODDS\nKIDNEY\n\/   PILLS\n*1,   *-l   Kir\n'\u25a0sL  Kl|W   ,i    I.\n- ,,*\u25a0\u00bb\u25ba,! t,,r.  aTI**.\/*\nf\"**<T  S   tV-,*.-.' '\nflS_^\"rT'Li..'\n8Qo. \u2022 tes or six boxes for $2.\u00bb0,\nat all dealers, or The Dodds Medl-\nolnt Company, l.lrrlted, Toronto,\nCanada.\nThs Desire to Disagree\nThere are those who seem to- be\nborn with the Instinct to disagree. I\nhave ln mind at this moment one such\nperson. I have heard him express\nemphatically a certain opinion and\nthen, perhaps .. day or two later, I\nhave heard him denounce the same\nopinion expressed ln his presence by\nsomeone else.\nSometimes, of course, this kind ot\nthing Is done by those who love argument for the sake ot the Intellectual\nexercise But In this Instance lt was\ndue simply and tolely to tbe love of\ndisagreeing.\nIt we did not spend so much time\nin trying to disagree, lf we aid not\ntorment ourselves with the III feeling\nthat accompanies the will to disagree,\nwe should be surprised at the strange\nImprovement ln the people and ln the\nworld about us.\nWe should find that, through persistent self assertion, instead of gaining\nwe lost.\nWe should also discover that\nthrough resisting the. desire to disagree, through giving people as good a\nchance to express themselves aB we\nlong to give ourselves, we should exert a far greater Influence than we do\nnow, and we should be heard oftener\nand with more profit.\u2014From 'Intimations,' by John D. Barry, Paul Elder \u00a3\nCompany. Publishers.\nLEPROSY AND PISH\nNoted Surgeon's Death Recalls His\nTheories of Dlasase\nSir Jonathan Hutchinson, the famous surgeon, who died at Haslemere,\nEngland, at the age ot eighty-four, devoted much time to the study of the\norigin of leprosy. He formed the theory that the disease was due to the\neating of diseased or Imperfectly cured\nfish, and to confirm his view he set out\nat the age of seventy for a long tour\nIn India and Robben Island, Cape Colony. Ills writings did much to secure better conditions for leprosy sufferers.\nIn bygone times, he once wrote, I\nused to call leprosy 'fish-eaters' gout';\nbut he latterly preferred the description: fish-eaters' tuberculosis.\nLeprosy, he said again, advanced ln\nInland districts ot Europe with the advent of Christianity, and the observance of fish fasts, and lt dslappeared\nwhen Protestantism threw fasts into\ndisuse. Tbls contention brought him\nInto conflict with the heads of the Roman Cathollo Church.\nSir Jonathan, who lived ln Haslemere for fifty years, waa the founder\not the educational museum there, the\nsuperintendence of whioh he counted\nas one of his recreations.\nBACK WAS LAME\nFORjIO YEARS\nStomach Troubles and Weakness of\nKidneys Cured by Dr. Chaae's Kid*\nney-Llver Pills.\nThere Is an enormous amount of\nBuffering from liver and kidney derangements and stomach troubles\nthat could easily be avoided by using\nDr. Chase's Kidney-Liver Pills. If\nyou could only realize the scores of\neveryday Ills that arise from a sluggish condition of the kidneys, liver\nand bowels you would not be long\nin giving tbls medicine a trial.\nMrs. Edward Stewart, New Richmond West, Que., writes: \"I want to\ntell you how thankful I am for using\nyour Dr. Chase's Kldney-Llver Pills\nfor stomach troubles and backache\ncaused by weak kidneys, I was unable to wash any clothes for over two\nyears on account of my back being\nlame. I read the Almanac and began using these pills. Two boxes\nmade a complete cure. I can do my\nown washing and any other work now\nand want to say to lady friends that\nthey do not know how much I appreciate Dr. Chase's Kldney-Llver Pills.*'\n25 cents a box. all dealers, or Ed-\nmaiison, Bates & Co., Ltd., Toronto.\nLittle Folly coming In from ber\nwalk one morning Informed her mother that sho had Been a Hon ln the\npark. No amount ot persuasion or\nreasoning could make her vary her\nstatement one hairbreadth. That\nnight, when she slipped down on hor\nknees to say her prayers, her mother\nsaid: Polly, ask God to forgive you\nfor that fib.\nPolly hid her face for a moment.\nThen she looked straight Into her\nmother's eyes, her own shining like\nstars, and said: I did ask him, mamma, dearest, and lie said: Don't mention tt, Miss Polly, that big yellow\ndog has often fooled me.\nW. N. U. \u00bb70\nShortly after a new administration\ntook told of a wellknown southern\nrailroad a great number of claims\nwere preferred against the company\non account of horses and cattle being\nkilled along the line In Kentucky. To\nmake matters worse tt appeared that\nevery animal killed, however worthless It may have been before tho accident invariably figured ln the claims\nsubsequently presented as being of\nthe best blood In Kentucky.\nOne day ln conversation with one\nof the road's attorneys, the president\nbecame very much excited In referring\nto the situation. Do you know, he\nexclaimed, bringing down his fist on\nthe desk by way of emphasis, I have\nreached the conclusion that nothing\nin Kentucky ao Improves live Btock as\ncrossing lt with a locomotive.\nA new bean which grows prollflcally\nwith little or no water has been discovered and is being Investigated by\nthe Arizona department of agriculture.\nMy dear, says the kind-hearted husband, I do not wish to say anything\nabout our extravagant way of keeping\nhouse, but do you know It ls a fact\nthat the average French family lives\non what the average American family\nwastes?  .\nBut, my angel, comments the helpful wife, that would be Impossible. In\nthe first place, the cost of sending It\nto France would be too great, antl besides It would spoil before It got\nthere\nLong Standing Asthma. \u2014 Many\nhave Buffered so long from asthma\nand have tried so many so-called re\nmedleB they think that there Is no\nreal help for them. They should\nread the letters received by the manufacturers of Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Asthma Remedy from thousands or cases\nonce as desperate as their own. Even\nln long-neglected cases this famous\npreparation brings prompt help\nEyeglasses and Royalty\nAccording to an American paper, the\nKing of Sweden is probably the only\nmonarch evry known to wear eye-\nKla. st-s and spectacles on State occasions. In point of tact, both eyeglasses and spectacles aro very rare\namong Royalties ot today. This certainly ls true of our own Royal family, no memborM>f which (unless wc\ninclude the present Duke of Cumberland) has ever employed any aid to\nvision.\n.  Halr-Cuttlng Cauaea Baldness\nSeveral matters of Interest to the\nmere layman engaged the attention ot\nOx* British Medical Conference at\nBrighton recently. Dr. Barendt, a\nskin specialist, tor example, suggested\ntoo much hair cutting as a cause of\nbaldness.\nWhy is lt that tbere are so many\nbald men and ao few bald women? he\nasked. I believe It is because msn\nwill not let their hair grow to a proper length. The average man wears\nhis hair about an tnoL long, whereas\nlt should ba at least thirteen or fourteen inches.\nDr. Barendt afterward explained\nthat he considered nature was affronted by frequent cutting of the hair.\nIt lt ls not allowed to grow to the\nlength I hava men-Joined lt becomes\ndry and loses Its strength, much ln\nthe same way that the muscles of the\nbody become flabby and weak lf they\nare not exercised.\nDr. David Walsh, a Harley street\nskin specialist, told the meeting that\nhe considered the abnormal loss of\nhair on the head, as well as many\nskin diseases, was largely associated\nwith defective circulation of the blood.\nLobs ot hair might often be taken as\na sign ot heart trouble. In support\nof this he found that out of thlrty-slx\nbald persons he had examined twenty-\nfour were suffering from valvular disease of the heart. Dr. Eddowes, however, mentioned the case ot an extremely bald man who was one of the\nmost powerful gymnasts he knew.\nSpeaking before another section at\nthe conference, Dr. H. F. Wlnslow declared that we are quite wrong ln our\nmethods of taking food. He would\nnot promise any short cut to the millennium but he suggested that mankind would enjoy much better health\nlf they would only recognize the fact\nthat it ls wrong to drink at meal\ntimes. All drinks should be taken\nbetween meals. He was not talking\nabout alcohol; ln fact, he entirely dissociated his present contention from\nany discussion ot temperance. What\nhe wanted people to do was to eat\nwithout any sipping at all.\n.   in \u2014 \u25a0 i \u2014\u2014\u2014\nSimple and Sure.\u2014Dr. Thomas'\nEolectrlc Oil ls bo simple ln application that a child can understand the\ninstructions. Used as a liniment ths\nonly direction ls to rub, and when\nused as a dressing to apply. The directions are bo plain and unmistakable that they are readily understood\nby young or old.\nHenry James, the American novelist, lives at Rye, one of the Cinque\nPorts, but recently he left Rye and\ntook a house ln the country near the\nestate of a millionaire jam manufacturer, retired. This man, having\nmarried an earl's daughter, was\nashamed of the trade whereby he bad\npiled up his fortune.\nThe jam manufacturer one day\nwrote Mr. James an Impudent letter\nvowing that lt was outrageous the\nway the James' servants were trespassing on bis grounds. Mr. James\nwrote back:\nDear Sir:\u2014I am very sorry to hear\nthat my servants have been poaching\non your preserves.\nP.S.\u2014You'll excuse my mentioning\nyour preserves, won't you?\nThe Rev Dr. John Wesley Hill, of\nNew York, told the following story\nthe other night In Illustration ot a\npoint he wished to make:\nI am reminded, he said, ot the\nIrishman whose alarm clock stopped\nrunning. He shook lt, but it would\nnot run. He waited but it did not\nimprove, and then one day he took\nthe back out of It, looked ln, and saw\na dead cockroach. - Shure enough,\nsaid he. I've diskivered the dtfflcul\nty.   Tbe engineer Is dead!\nLove of Canada\nThere was the smell of rain and\nof quickening earth in the air, and a\nfew duck flew over, making no sound.\nTempest stood still to watch them\ngo. Then he looked out across tho\nland which was so dear to him with\nthe old light shining In his eyes.\nPresently he spoke with a half laugh\nand a half break of love in the words'.\nTo love you Isn't enough, lie said,\nCod grant we're ready, to suffer and\nwork for you\u2014Canada.\nMinard's Liniment Co., Limited.\nOents,\u2014A customer of ours cured a\nvery bad case of distemper In a valuable horse by thc use of MINARD'S\nLINIMENT.\nYours truly.\nVII.ANDIK FKI.I.ES.\nIs this Mrs. Smith? I called you up\nto ask lf you could say anything good\not Bridget Farley, who lived with you\nas cook.\nYes, I can say one thing.   She left\nwithout breaking any dishes.\nI    That's encouraging!    Uow long did\nshe stay?\nI    Ono hour.\nThe telephone bell rang In the consulting room of a doctor who was an\nenthusiastic motorist. In his absence\nthe assistant answered It, and said\nthe doctor was out.\nWill you tell him, Ihe voice asked,\nthat Mr. Thompson has a gymkhana\ncoming on, and wants to know lf he\ncan do anything for It?\n1 will tell him tho moment ho comes\nln, the assistant answered; meanwhile\nput a bread poultice on It, and ;\u00bbuew\nIt every two hours.\nNaDru Co Laxatives\nare especially good for\nchildren because they are\npleasant to take, gentle iu\naction, do uot irritate the\nbowels nor develop a need\nfor continual or increased\ndoses. 35c. a box, at your\nDruggist's.\nNational Drag anil Chemical Co.\nof Canada, Limited.\n177\nNA-DRU-CO     \u00ab,\njRUjarROSEL\n\u2022JE-COLD CREAMS\nJ0 A delightful, snow-white\ntoilet preparation, which\nmakes bad complexions\n' good, and good ones better.\nSplendid lor chafed,\nchapped, sore skin or\nI cracked lips. 1\nIn 2So opal glass Jars at .\n*{% your Druggist's. 202\nNaHMUDn-ianlChemlcalCa.\nrt CMdi, United, HmtrtiL\nTHIS\nis a\nHOME\nDYE\ntbat\nt ANYONE,\nDYOLA\nme Guaranteed \"ONI DYE for'\n*\u25a0        All Kinda of Cloth. 1\nI <3~a.Slnl.l., No Chines olMI__.k\u00bb TRY <\niff   !\u00ab* tot Tn. Color Cant and Book 1.1.\nlTSsJo><Moa.ai,l_n____aCo.ll\u00ab.fse,Mfi\u00abml ,\nHEE TO ALL SUFFERERS.\nlssrouTossoars\"au\u00abDows-\u00abf ooTTitaatuae*\naverse a-m ntxrt. sueoss. \u25a0\u2022\u25a0rove oiii-ut\noneiMC wsisasesss.il -cm.tiiassurrioai.ru. si\n\u2022ras hs ar maa book, tne yoir isiraucrivi\n\u2014' \u2014-iMirrss.irTi_._-SM.m-_-aia.ss\nCattle when dehorned with the Improved\nKeystone Dehorner\nfatten   quicker,   cows\ngive more milk, butchers pay -better   prices.\nSend tor free literature to\nR. H. McKENNA, V.8., Manufacturer\n219 Robert 8trect, Toronto, Ont.\nA suffragette says that a tew daya\nln prison does her good. A kind ol\narrest cure, ln fact.\nA teacher tn a tenement district\nhurried from the school to find the\nmother ot a pupil who hatl been taken\nIII.\nCan you show mc where Mrs. Ang-\nelo Seandale lives? she Inquired of u\ncherub transplanted from the sunny\nsouth to a dark, sunless alley.\nYes, teacher, I show you, and a\nwilling sticky hand dragged her on\nwith such spend ns to make her stumble over an Italian dame seated on\nthe threshold.\nAfter the teacher's breathless flight\ntoward the clouds tho little hand stopped tugglnf.\nThere where Aloes Seandale live,\nindicated the horizontal arm and linger, but she downsta'r silling on the\nstep, fln'.shed the smiling lips.\nHla straining liawlt. ton* Ihe wjr-.ls\nfrom the depths it hs t-cnl nnd thrn.v\ntbe secret In tiie t* iln* ryuj\nSUFFERED\nEVERYTHING\nFor Yean,ReitoredTo Health\nby Lydia LPinkham'i Vegetable Compound.\nCanadian women are continually writing us such letters ss the two following,\nwhich are heartfelt expressions ot gratitude tor restored health:\nGlanford Station, Ont-\"I have taken Lydia I.. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and never\nfound any medicine\nto compare with iL\nI had ulcers and falling of womb anil\ndoctors did me no\ngood. I suffered\ndreadfully for years\nuntil I began taking\nyour medicine. I also recommend it for\nnervousness and indigestion. \" - Mrs.\nHenry Clark, Glanford Station. Ont.\nChesterville, Ont. - \" I heard your\nmedicines highly praised, and a year ago\nI began taking tliem for falling of womb\nand ovarian trouble.\n\" My left side pained me all the time\nand just before my periods which were\nirregular and painful it would be worse.\nTo sit down caused mc pain and suffer-\ning and I would bo so nervous sometimes that I could not bear to see any\none or hear any one speak. Little specks\nwould float beforo my eyes and I was\nalways constipated.\n\" I cannot say too much for Lydia K.\nPinkham's Vegetable Compound and\nLiver Pills, fer there are no medicines\nlike them. 1 hav* taken them snd I\nrecommend them to all women. You may\npublish this testimonial.\" - Mrs. Sti>\nniptf J. Martin, Chesterville. Ontario\nCanada. THE   SUN,   GRAND   FORKS,   B. C.\nSlje(&rani.3tark0&wt\nQ. A. evans. Editor and Publishsr\neUBSOHimoH sites t\nme 1**t  11.60\nine Year (in advance)  LOO\nine Year, In United States  1.W\nAddress all eomranntoatloits to\nTrrQba.ni- Fohks Sua,\nHON1 R7_ Qsasd Fokhs, 11.C\nFRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14,  1913\nIt is not surprising that the\nVancouver Province should\nhave been eager to\" publish A.\nV. Pineo's refutation of the\nstatements he made while in\nthis city investigating the\nDoukhobor situation, because\nit is one of the government's\nmost subservient organs, as\nwell as one of its greatest\nbeneficiaries. But it is more\ndifficult to fathom the motives\nwhich prompted a tew members of the Grand Forks\nboard of trade to rush to Mr.\nPineo s assistance, That Mr.\nPineo made the statements\nattributed to him in the dispatch sent out from this city\ncan be proved beyond a\ndoubt. As much can not be\nsail for the statement made\nby the \"board of trade.\" There\nis an interpolation of an officer who is not an ollicer of\nthe board; the board held no\nmeeting between the publication of Mr. Pineo's remarks\nand the time the \"board\" issued its statement. That the\npublication .of Mr. Pineo's\nviews was a wise move will\nbe conceded by all citizens\nwho are sincere in their desire to have this vexed ques\ntion speedily settled. Some\nof leading papers on coast\ntook the matter up, and they\nwere waging a vigorous and\nwinning war in favor of the\npeople of this district when\nthe \"board\" issued its statement. They would have forced\nthe attorney-general to enforce the laws impartially in\nthis section of the province.\nTheir good work has been\nnullified by the action of the\n\"board.\" In view of the fact\nthat the government does not\nappear to be inclined t > take\nany steps to remedy tlie evils\ncomplained of until it is compelled to do so, the only logical conclusion that can be deducted from the board's action\nis that it has been led by a\nman who wishes to continue\nto feed at the administration's\ncrib and at the same time\nplay to the gallery at home.\nEver since civilization commenced periodical attempts\nhave been made by reformers\nto solve the social evil problem. Up to the present no one\nhas found the right remedy.\nSome day, perhaps, a cure\nfor the evil may be discovered.\nThis end is to be hoped for,\nanyway. Some of the ancients\ncame closer to a solution of\nthis unsolvable enigma than\nany modern reformer has attained. Some three thousand\nyears before the Christian\nera, if our memory serves us\nright, in ancient Babylon there\nwas an annual auction sale of\nmarriagable maidens. The\npretty ones brought high\nprices, and the money thus\nobtained was distributed as I\ndowries with the ugly ones.\nAfter each season's auction\nsale there were no giddy young\ngirls without husbands. We\nhave delved thus deeply in\nlong forgotten lore in order to\ngive some reformer an opportunity to immortalize himself\nby reviving an old custom.\nThe entire front page of the\nMontreal Star,a few days ago,\nwas devoted the police court\nnews and criminal cases. The\nsame condition may be noted\nin almost every newspaper\nprinted in eastern cities. In\nview of this fact, westerners\ncan not be blamed if they lose\npatience when they hear the\npeople of the east libel the\nwest as being wild and lawless, and even send missionaries out here to reform them.\nIn western cities the people\ncould leave their stores and\nresidences unlocked for weeks\nand not have a single article\nstolen. If this were tried in\nthe east, the police would be\noverworked and\\ the law\ncourts operateo double shift.\nAnd yet we are heathens,\nbecause some of us may believe in a little more personal\nliberty and a less shackled\nrange of thought than the\naverage easterner enjoys.\nDeath of Freda Davis\nFreda Davis, agerl nine years,\nnine months and six days, passed\naway on Wednesday, November 12.\nYOUNEJED MGOOD\nWAGON IF YOU ARE\nA <^600D FARMER\nVE'VE COT WHAT YOU\nVANT\nINSPECT\nOur\n.Sample Books\n\u00b0f\nPrivate\nGreeting\nOur wagons won't work your horses to death.   They __     #\nrunl-iht     i rt   \u25a0\u2666 i      i   i i -n    Christmas\nThey are made of strong, tough, seasoned wood and will\nstand the roughest wear.\nIf you buy a wagon from us and anything goes wrong\nwith it, drive up in front of our store and see if we don't Cflf\/'flfS\nmake good. I\nMclntyre C& Smith1 TheSm omce\nYour Watch Beats\nSOOTimesaMinute\nIts tiuy balance makes 18,000\nvibrations an bour. Day and night,\nyear in and year out, thia creditable gait it must keep up at almost\nunvarying speed. But no watch\nmade can do this - without regular\ncare. Expert watchmakers say once\nevery 12 or IS months.\nEqually important it is that a\nspecialist does the work. An inexperienced or incompetent workman\ncan do more harm in a few min\nutes\u2014often unwittingly\u2014than an\nexpert rain undo in hours nf patient\neffort.\nMy \"fix it right\" department\nfor the repairing and regulating of\nfine watches antl clocks is in the\nluintls of -competent men whose\nkntiwleilge nf this hiisini-ss enables\nme to imaraiitoit their work.\nLet ine demonstrate our ability\nin this department by regulating tit-\nrepairing that clonk br line watch\nof Vi'urs 1 will send for it. put it\nin nt-iler, regulate it and return it\npromptly for a very moderate charge\nA. D. MORRISON\nJBWBLER AND OPTICIAN\nGRAND FORKS, B. G.\nnf rheumatism (if the heart, after\na short hut painfnl illneng. Deceased was the only daughter of Mr.\nand Mrs. Stanley Davis, who are\nprostrated with grief by the untimely death of iheir child In their\nsad bereavement they nre receiving\nthe sympathy of Iheir fellow citizens.\nThe funeral was held from the\nMethodist church at 2 o'clock this\nafternoon,' interment taking place at\nEvergreen cemetery. A large number of friends, and acquaintances of\nIhe family followed tbe remains to\nthe cemetery.\nTAKES OFT DAKDRTJW,\nHAIR STOPS FALLING\nSave your Halrl Qet a 28 emt bottla\nof Danderlne right now\u2014Also\natopa Itching acalp.\nThin, brittle, colorless and scraggy\nhair la mute evidence ot a'neglected\nacalp; of dandruff\u2014that awful acurt.\nThere la nothing ao destructive to\nthe hair aa dandruff. It robs the hair\nof Ita lustre, ita strength and ita very\nlife; eventually producing a feverish-\nness and itching of the scalp, which\nlf not remedied causes the hair root:-\nto shrink, loosen and die\u2014then P*\nhair falls out fast.  A little Dande. i\ntonight\u2014-now\u2014any time\u2014will  s**'\nsave your hair.\nOet a 25 cent bottle ot Knowliona\nDanderlne from any drug store. Tou\nsurely can have beautiful hair and lota\nof It If you-will ]ust try a little Danderlne.    Save  your  halrl   Try  Itl\nRem! 'Thf Su t-l  keep   |Kwtwl\nin current t*ven\"B\nWe Have Received Today\nFresh-killed Beet, CMutton, Veai\nand Young Pork\nJO.\nFresh Fish Dailr\nIncluding Salmon and Halibut\nP. Burns C& Co. Limited\nEJ:.-,^.-,\u201e New Disc Phonographs\nMlSOn S Jaa ReCeiYed\nVisit our store and hear this wonderful machine.\nThe reproduction is superior to any other 'on the\nmarket.\nWoodland C& Quinn\nEdison Dealers\nAUTO LIVERY\nAT YOUR\nSERVICE\nModern Rigs and Good\nHorses at All Hours at\nthe\nModel Li?ery Barn\nBarns 8 O'Ray, Props.\nPhone 68 Second Street\nW. GLANVILLE\nDAIRYMAN\nORAND FORKS, B.O.\nMilk and Cream delivered to all parts of the city\ndaily. Dairy, absosolutely\nsanitary. We endeavor to\nplease our customers.\nriartinnuHen\nAll Kinds of Draying\nDEALER IN\nWood and Coal\nOFFICK AT\nThe Mann DrugCo. 's Stoi e\nPHONB 31\nRBSIDENCB I'HONB R IS\nIT WILL MAKE\nHAPR\nNo need having piles any longer!\nNo need ot suffering another dayi\nStearn's Pile Remedy (complete with\ntube) will help you or IT COSTS TOO\nNOT ONE CENT.\nTbla remedy Ib a combination of tha\nlately discovered, high-priced Adrenalin Chloride with other powerful curative principles, aud IT STOPS THI\nPILE PAIN IN ONE MINUTE!\nBo sure are we that Stearn's Pile\nRemedy will benefit you that we will\nREFUND YOUR MQNEY lt you ar*\nnot satisfied. i\nThis ls the only pile remedy that\nwe can guarantee una we know yon\nwill thank us for teil'ng you about It\nWe have tit) .\\,.cV.;slva agency.\nWOODLAND A QUINN.\nDon't fnrgut that The Sun has tht\nbest job prinlinR ilt*|iiirnneiit in tin\nBoundnry country.\nThe Sun only costs $1 a year.   Jt\nprints all the news.\nGrand Forks Transfer\nMOSE in\nSob Aaesti fot\nGait Coal\nTeaming of All Kinds.\nBus and Baggage at All\nTrains.\nMclntyre 8 Molnnto, Proprietor!\nTHI\nLondon Directory\n(I'uMlihed Annually)\nKnaMe* traders throughout the world tu\noommdnlcate direct wltb Bug Uth\nMANUFACTURERS 6. DEALERS\nIn eaoh class of gondii. Resides being a complete commercial guide to-London and it*\nsuburbs, tbe directory ooutalus Hit* of\nEXPORT MERCHANTS\nwith tbe Goods they ship, and Uie Colonial\nand Foreign Market! tbey supply;\n'  STEAMSHIP LINES\nirrauged under the Ports to whieh tbey nail.\nand Indicating thrappruxltnata Sailings:\nPROVINCIAL TRADE NOTICES\nuf leading Manufacturers, Merchants, ete., tu\nthe principal provincial towns and Industrie!\ncentres uf the United Kingdom.\nA copy of the current edition will be forwarded, freight paid, on receipt of Postal\nOrder fnr $5.\nDealers reeking Agencies ean advert!*.*\ntheir trade cards for .$5. orlarger advertisements from $15.\nTHE LONDON DIRECTORY CO., LTD.,\n25. Abohureh I.atif. I> ntlon.   E (.'\nWOOD udFENCE POSTS\nDry four-foot Fir and\nTamarac. Cedar and Tamarac Pouts. Prompt attention to phone ordri-s.\nA.   GALLOWAY\nRANCH WOOD DKALIB\nPHONE L14 COLUMBIA, B. G.\nADOPT THEM\nAdopt the u\u00ab* of Classified\nWant Adt. They have proved\nmoney maker* for other*.\nThey are appreciated by th*\nbuyer, a* they enable htm to\nquickly locate th* plac* whtn\nhe can find hi* requirement*.\nWill ht (Ind your budnet*\nnpretented?      mi 0\nTHE   SUN,   GRAND   FORKS,   B. C.\nm\nMost Important Events at\nHome and Abroad Daring the Fast Week\nFriday\nMexico ta preparing for war with\nthe United Statea. The cabinet will\nsupport President Huerta. The British minister and President Wilson'a\nrepresentative hold different .liewB on\nthe situation.\nThe Chinese government ia without\na quorum and the government in be\nsought to return credentials tn the ex\npalled members. The president is\nvirtually a dictator.\nThe Indianapolis street car strike,\nia aettled, and both sides claim a\nvictory, Arbitration ia ar ing d but\nthe anion is not recognised\nThe Crows Nest Pass Coal company of Fernie lost two cases fnr\ndamages in the supreme court at Van\ncouver today.\nOnly two hundred miles in British\nC.lumbia and the Quebec bridge, nr*\nnow neednd to complete the Orand\nCrunk Trunk Pacific railway, I\nThree justices of the supreme court\n\u2022rive evidence in the action of Mr j\nJustice Clement at Vancouver.\nDecided effort*) are being made to\ninduce tha British government to come\nto an agreement with the suffragettes ,\nwhereby a measure for the enfran-;\nchisetnent nf women can be made a'\npart of the official program of the\nLiberal party.\nMade Like a\nLocomotive   We Are Fighting\nBoiler\nIT LASTS A LIFETIME\nThe Arcadian Malleable Non-Breakable Range is not made of cheap coke\nMed, Sit of the beat Charcoal Iron Hates, and ita curings are not made oi\ncommon gray iron, but oi the Highest Quality ol Halleable Iron.\nMalleable Iron is the ideal material for a practical, durable and economical\nrange. Owing to iu close, denie and nmpact texture, it ia better fitted to\nresist the strain oi heating and cooling. It possesses great strength.\nCharcoal Iron, of which the beat and largest steam boilers ara made, in\norder that they may endure the greatest strain, ia what is used for the body of\nthe Arcadian Range. This charcoal iron haa a density and fineness oi grain\nwhich gives it great power of resistance against rust and crystalization, making\nit practically Indestructible.\nA pure asbestos mill-board is used to Une the flues and other parts of the\nrange. It is held between a sheet of charcoal iron and the charcoal iron body.\nAll joints ofthe Arcadian Rang* ire riveted so closely and solidly and\nwith such skill that they are aa tight as * locomotive boiler and will HVIf\nopen from expansion er contraction.\nMEETS THE NEEDS OF THE HOME OF TODAY\n********\nMILLER &\non in Monterey, Mexico, between the\nrebels and the federals.\nVictorians think that discrimination is shown by Atteiney General\nBowser in his pt-otiecutitiu fiats, and\nprotests are raised following prosecutions of small dealers for Sunday sell\ninK-\nson,   member  for the  riding, is un\nseated and will have to   pay the costs\nof   the   action   brought by two well\nknown   Liberals,    Andrew W. Myles\nand John E  Woods.\nSaturday\nThe president of the Dominion\nTrades and Labor Council denies that\nthe Nanaimo strikers have applied for\na board to terminate the deadlock\nOeorge Bury, vice-president of the\nC.P.R., is sorry to see the wheat\nshipped out of the oountty so fast. He\nsaye the market is overburdened, causing prices to drop.\nThe relatione between the United\nStates and Mexico are atrained to the\npoint of war. Provisional President\nHuerta's note to the diplomats defying the United States makes it impossible for Washington to delay\nmuch longer. Lind favors intervention.\nFrom the Atlantic to the Missis\naippi, from Mackinac to Kentucky,\nthe United States ia swept by w Id\nwinter storm whieh stops traffic.\nWarfare without quarter   \u00ab i-an-ie\nMonday\nIn an official bpeech.Lord Churchill\ndispels the \"etnergeuey\" t-nniiir\nBritain is freer from danger of the\npeace of Kurope than.for many years,\nhe says.\nThe Liberal candidates win the bye-\nelections in St, John's county and\nHuntingdon county,-Quebec,\nLong runs on the banks in the\nCity of Mexico indicates the seriousness of the Mexican situation.\nBeiliss, the Jew on t.-ial at Kiev,\nRussia, on a charge of \"ritual\" murder, is declared innocent by the jury.\nThe report that Japan wishes to\nabrogate the alliance with Great Britain is incorrect.\nOnly two hours are occupied io\ncriticism *of the government at the\nopening of the Saskatchewan legislature today.\n'Tammany methods in Manitoba received a severe blow today when Chief\nJustice Howell and Mr. J ustice Cameron made an order declaring void\nthe Macdonald bye-election held on\nOctober 12, 11)12     Alexander Morri\nTuesday\nThe shores of Lake Superior, Lake\nHuron and Like Erie were strewn tonight with the wreckage of a three\ndays' gale anl snowstittm which cost\nthe lives of threescore persons\nYoung criminals in Ontario will be\nuiveii work in the lumber camps as\naxemen.\nTwelve countries will be represen \u2022\ned at the international conference on\nsafety at sea, which opens in London\ntomorrow. The seamen'a union de\nmands wireless installation on cargo\nsteauiejs.\nSir Stanley Oweu Buckmaster, K\nO, Liberal, ie re-elected in Keighley\ndivision, England, by an increased\nmajority.\nThe militant suffragettes are again\nactive in London.   The cactus house\nat Alexandra park, containing a col\nlection    valned   at   \u00a360,000,   was\nwrecked.\nThe street railway of Ottawa an\nnounces that it intends to double Ihe\nfare, and the people will fight the\nproposal before the railway eommis\nsion.\nWashington believes that a few\nweeks of financial isolation will force\nthe retirement of Presideut Huerta.\nc\/L SORE SPOT\nWith us is when a customer is dissatisfied. We\nmake it a point never to have a \"Sore Spot.\" When\nanyone buys goods which we recommend, and they\ndon't give satisfaction, we always replace them.\nThat is the right way, is it not?\nWE BELIEVE IN RIGHT VALUES\nWE BELIEVE IN OUR GOODS\nWE BELIEVE IN GRAND FORKS\nWE BELIEVE IN OURSELVES\nR> CAMPBELL\nNEW HARNESS  SHOP\n- I have re-opened a harness shop at my old\nstand on Bridge street, and will manufacture\nPNCW nam CSS harness repairing. All\nwork guaranteed.   Your patronage is solicited.\nA. A. Frechette\n\" Wednesday\nThe death took place today of\nLady Strathcona at 28 Grosvenni\nplace, London, after a brief illness\nShe was in her 89th year.\nSteel on the Grand Trunk Pacific\nrailway will reach Fort George next\nmonth.\nThere are sixty oases of typhoid\nfever in Regina.\nThe Newfoundland government has\na mnjnrityiif six.\nThe property loss caused bv the big\nstorm on the Great Lakes amounts to\n\u00a33,500,000.\nGen Huerta tactfully refu\u00bbed tonight to accede to the demands of the\nUnited States expressed in tin ultimatum sentto hint by President Wilson's\npersonal representative-\nChina's president discloses a new\nprogram whicli will curtail the powers\nof parliament. An administrative\ncouncil and a reduction in the number of members of the house of representatives proposed.\nQuebec's commission on the liquor\nt.iallic will advocate the introduction\nof the Norwegian system of government liquor depots.\nThe United States secretary of la\nhor at the convention of the American\nFederation of Labor discloser plans\nfor the formation of a bureau of lahot\ninformation.\nThursday\nThe Saskatchewan Idgislatuie pro.\nposes to tax unearned increments,\nTwelve persons are killed and over\na hundred injured when   a   crowded\nHigh prices, Every article in our store\nis marked at the lowest possible price\nin keeping with our ''large sales, small\nprofit policy.\" We now have on display\na wonderful new line at some ot our\nrecord-breaking prices.\nStaple and Fancy Groceries   Fall and\nWinter Underwear   Hats and Caps\nStylecraft Clothes  Hosiery and\nShirts    Boots  and Shoes\nFruits and Farm  Produce   Tobaccos\n. and Pipes\nJOHN DONALDSON\n\u00abv\nDO YOU KNOW\nThat the majority of cases of sickness are\ncaused by unsanitary plumbing? Avoid this\nrisk by having your plumbing work done by\nJ. F. KRAUS\nHeating and Sanitary Engineer\nPHONE 130       GAW BLOCK, WINNIPEG AVE\ntrain rolls down an embankment near\nEufalfa, Ala.\nThe arrival of belated steamers at\nBoston, report fierce gales are raging\non the Atlantic.\nEND STOMAOH TROUBLE,\nOASES OS DYSPEPSIA\n\"Papa's Diapepsin'' makes Sick, Sour,\nOaaay Stomaoha sursly fesl line\nIn five minutes.\nW what you Just ate Is souring on\nyour stomach or lies Uke a lump of\nlead, refusing to digest, or you belch\ngaa and eructate sour, undigested\nfood, or hare a feeling ot dhulness,\nheartburn, fullness, nausea, badtaate\nIn mouth and stomach-headache, you\ncan get bleaaed relief ln live minutes.\nPut an end to stomach trouble forever\nby getting a large fifty-cent ease ot\nPape's Diapepsin from any drug store.\nVou realise In five minutes how needless it Is to suffer from Indigestion,\ndyspepsia or any stomach disorder.\nIt's the quickest, surest stomach doctor   In  the   world.    It's  wonderful.\nIf you are tired of indifferent\nwork at high prices, try The Sun\njob office. We guarantee satisfaction, and are prices are right. .We\nhave a splendid stock of stationery\non hand.\nArmson the shoe man haB removed\nto his new stand, corner Bridge and\nFourth streets.\nIf you read The Sun ynu get the\nnews of the city, the province and\nthe world. It is possible for a Sun\nreader tn keep abreast of the times\nwithout the aid of the daily  papers,\nHighest cash price paid for old\nStoves and Ranges. E. C Pei-klmm,\nSecond hand Store.\nTbe Christ church branch nf the\nWA. will give a bazaar on the 19th\nnnd 20th of November.\nSTICK BY THE GOOD\nNOME PRODUCTS\nThey are usually best\nand most satisfactory\nin the end.\nBOUNDARY'S BEST\nBOTTLED BEER\ni.s a home product of\ngenuine merit. Get. a\na case today and try it\nnow.   Ask for it.\nGRAND FORKS BREWING\nCOMPANY\nSI.50 PER OOZED, DELIVERED\nFOLLOW THE CROWD\nAND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO\nGRAND FORKS\ntje busiest city in the interior ot British\nColumbia. Forahome, an investment\nor industrial site, see GRAND FORKS,\nthe railroad centre of Southern British\nColumbia. Original Townsite Lots only.\nNo Subdivisions.\nGrand Forks Townsite Co., Ltd.\nBoundaryTrust & Investment Co.,Ltd\nEstablished 1901\nFirst Street THE SUN, GRAND FORKS, BRITISH COLUMBIA.\nSHOE\nPOLISH\nThe EASY pollah\nMake* Shoes\nLast Longest^\nr.r.iuuiroD,iii\nMMi.ll.T_\nNEVER  BEFORE!\nHAVE VOU  HAD    8UCH  AN    OPPORTUNITY    TO    8HIP    YOUR    GRAIN\nWHERE VOU   RECEIVE    BEST   GRADE8,  BEST    PRICES    AND    QUICKEST SETTLEMENTS AS YOU WILL OET BY 8HIPPIN0 TO\nCANADA ATLANTIC GRAIN CO., Ltd.,\nGRAIN COMMISSION MERCHANT8, ORAIN EXCHANGE., WINNIPEG, MAN.\nLicensed\u2014Bonded Established 1910\nhu\n\"More Cups\nand a Better Drink\nk bile ol this and a taste of thai, all day\nlen;, dulls the appetite and weakens lhe\ndigestion.\nRestore your stomach to healthy vigor\nby taking a Na-Dru-Co Dyspepsia Tablet\nliter each meal\u2014andcut out the'piecing*.\nNa-Dru-Co Dyspepsia Tableb\nare the best Mends lor auflerora Irom\nIndigestion and dyspepsia. \u00a30o. a Box\nat your Druggtat'a. Made by Iha\nNational Drug and Chemical Co. si\nCanada, Limited.\n!\u00ab\u2666\nStraight Shot\nLawyer\u2014I hardly think that you\ntan get a separation from your wife\nmerely because she throws flatlrons\nat the dog.\nClient\u2014No! But then every time\nshe throws at the dog she hits me.\nTo Save Trouble\nMabrl\u2014I wonder why they always\nImve a rooBter and never a hen on\nchurch steeples?\nJack\u2014I expect It ls bccaiise it\nwould be iliiltctilt to collect Uie egga\nCoin Demande Enda\nTne demand for Canadian gold coins\nhas almobt reached the vanishing\npoint. When the lirst Issue was made\na considerable quantity was placed in\nclrcula'ion. It gradually fell off, however, nnd at the present time thero Is\nsnarr-ly any in circulation.\nBuy\nfrom ih,-\nE\nHere's a chance\n(or you lo buy\nyour range from\nthe factory and\nsave 30%-to\nbuy it on easy\nterm! and to gel\nlhe very range\nrou would choose, even if you\ntad lo pay ihs retail price.\nOur free book shows you\nneedy what the teagsii like, ltd*\nKtibst cack point cleaily. and tea\nguarantee our rang* te be juat\nas represented.\nYou might ss mil ma lb* mail\nprofit.   Mail Ida coupon to-day.\nDominion Pride\nRange\nCa.hofO.lk\nlltli tie* Ml ^^\n\u20ac\u2022\u201e ItaHil. MMM. ^^     w-\nPleaee leaa* leak. ^^   Frolfht\nNsm\t\nmsm*m\ns***\nNot Likely\nWell, my little man, what can I do\nfor you? asked the grocer as he rubbed his hands genially together.\nPlease sir, mother says these\nmatches she bought this morning\nain't no good.\nNo good, exclaimed the grocer, now.\nlooking almost as muoh worried as the\nboy. -What's the matter with them?\nThis 1s tlhe first complaint I have had.\nCan't help that, said the small boy.\nMother says they ain't no good.\nNonsense! replied the grocer. Then\ntaking a match from one of the boxes\nhe gave it a smart rub, which ignited\nIt Immediately, and turned to the boy\nagain. Well, he enquired, what have\nyou got to oay now?\nThe small complainant returned the\ndisdainful look, undaunted.\nThat's orl right, guv'nor. he remarked, but do you link my muvver's coming 'ere to strike matches on your\nboots every time she wants a light?\nAll the Same to Him\nStranger\u2014Hallo, Green!\nArtist\u2014Sir, my name is Brown!\nStranger\u2014That's   all   right!     I'm\ncolor blind!\nQuite Unusual\nA commission tn lunacy had called\na woman beiore them as a witness.\nAnd now, aaid tbe commission's\ncounsel to ber, what is your ground\nfor claiming that tha accused ls Insane?\nThe woman gulped, wiped her eyes\nand answered: Well, gentlemen, he\ntook me to the theatre twice ln\none week. Bach time wo went ln a\ntaxlcab; ws had supper each time after tbe performance, and each time be\nbougbt me chocolates and flowers. He\ndidn't So out to eee a man between the\nacts either.\nBut, Uadam, said a commissioner,\nsurely these actions do not prove insanity on the accused's part.\nBut you forget, sir, said the lady,\nwith a sad smile\u2014you forget that the\naccused ls my husband.\nSyr} * ***\nMinard't Liniment for taic everywhere\n\u2022Of Course Not\nOue of the lnmateB of a luiiatl:\nasylum, an Irishman, was sent to an\nadjoining ward to' find out the correct tlmo. Ho returned In a moment and announced:\nTwlnty minutes t' twllve.\nPat are you sure that clock ls\nright? ho was asked.\nftolght, is It? he replied. D'ye\nthink it wud be In thi^ place if Jt\nwuz rolght.\nMnny children die from the assaults\nof worms, and the first care of mothers should be to see lhat their infants are free from these pests. A\nvermifuge that can be deper.ded on\nis Miller's Worm Powders. They\nwill not only expel worms from the\nsystem, but act 'as a health-giving\nmedicine and a remedy for many of\nthe ailments that beset Infants, enfeebling them ami endangering their\nllveB.\nLike a Slot Gas Meter\nTommy\u2014What la a retainer, pa?\nA retainer, tny son la   the   money\npeople pay to us lawyers before wc\ncan do any work.\nOh, I see, It's like those slot gas-\nmeters. The people have to pay their\nmoney before they got any gus.\nSaved up for It\nOne day Iwo women hired a cab nud\npaid tho driver his dollar for lliclr ride\nwith the following coins: A twenty-live\ncent piece, three dimes. Ilvo llvr-trent\npieces, a three-cent piece, two two-\ncent pieces nnd thirteen pennies.\nAfter looking nt the miscellany fur\na moment, l.ho driver smiled broadly,\nand aaked whimsically: Well, well,\nnow, and how lung have you been\nsaving up tlr this nice little treat today?\nFarmer's Wife\u2014Now, then, yon Just\nclear out. When I gave you a splendid pair of boots a month ago, you promised me you wouldn't trouble mo\nagain.\nPersistent Peter\u2014Neither would I,\nmum, only the boots 'ave worn out, so\nI thought I'd ask you It you'd mind\nbavin' 'cm soled and 'eeled for mc?\nRecognized Him\n.    I saw my boyhood chum today, the\nlone that has become a millionaire.\nDid he recognize you?\nI  guess  so.   He turned  a  corner\nwhen he saw me coming.\nw. n. u. tn\nObeying His Doctor\nGibbs \u2014 Wonder    why    Wchlelgh\nwhen he puts up at a hotel always\ntakes a single room.\nDlbbs\u2014His doctor told lilm ho must\navoid Bultes.\nA Cleveland lawyer tells how, during a trial, one of the Jurors suddenly\nrose from his seat and fled from the\ncourt-room. He was, however, arrested In bis flight, before he bad left\nthe building, and brought back.\nI should like to know what you\nmean by sucb an action as this, demanded the judge, in a lenient tone,\nhowever, as lie knew the man, an elderly German, to be a simple, straightforward person.\nVeil, your honor, I vill explain, said\n.\u25a0be juror. Van Mr. Jones finished\nmit his talking my mind waa clear all\nthrough, but ven Mr. Smith begins Ills\ntalking I becomes all confused again\nali-rady. and I says to himself, I better\nleave at vonce, und Stay away until\nhe Is done, because your honor, to tell\nthe truth, I didn't like der Vtty der\nargument was going.\nREPEATING'\nRIFLE\nvSlide\nAclion\nHIGH\nPOWER\nSolid Breech Ikmmerless-Safc\nQPORTSMEN\nOall\n_ \u2014 over Canada have\nbeen quick to recognize the\nthoroughbred in tha new Rem.\nington-UMC high-power slide action\nrepeating rifle.\nJust the lightweight and Balance for lhe\nwoods.   Tha action is completely protected\nby the Remington-UMC solid breech construction\n\u2014the protruding hammer eliminated. .\nW.willb.iUdt_,,_\u00abnd)rou\u00abbooltlot__[pl_J_,l\u201e,\n\u2022imply msy thee* Iextisrex are ol vital impm tan c e\nto you ia your choice .1 sn aim.\nRemington Arms-Union Metallio Cartridge Co\nFREE\nA Pill That ia Prized.\u2014There have\nbeen many pills put upon the market and pressed upon public attention,\nbut none has endured so .long or met\nwith so much favor as Parmelee's\nVegetable Pills. Widespread use of\nthem hae attested their great value,\nand they need no further advertisement than this. Having firmly established themselves In public esteem\nthey now rank without a peer in the\nlist of standard vegetable preparations\nJust on One Leg\nIt was the usual custom at Seaweed\n.\u25a0'arm for Mrs. Giles to wind up all the\nclocks each Saturday evening. But\none Saturday Mrs. Giles was on the\nsick list\u2014nothing more serious than a\nslightly sprained ankle\u2014and she\nfound It Impossible for her to move\nabout tlie house. So Giles was bidden\nto undertake the performance of her\nduties.\nNow, Giles was short and fat. The\nkitchen mantel shelf was high. In\norder therefore to\"** reach the clock\nwhich stood upon lt. Giles was forced\nto requisition the services of a olialr.\nLaborously ho mounted lt, while\nMrs. GileB watclied the manoeuvre in\nfear and trembling.\nJohn, John, sbe cried, do be careful.\nThat chair, you know, la nope too\nstrong. I'm sure it won't bear your\nweight.\nGiles turned round and surveyed\nhis spouse calmly.\nAy, ay, my dear, he said, It's quite\nall right; I'm only standing on ono\nleg. .   \t\nHe Was the Cabman\nA local preacher once drove In a cab\nto the-village church to preach. Upon reaching the church he waa very\nconcerted to find tliat the congregation only consisted ot one man. Ite-\nmemberlng however, that a well-\nknown minister had on one occasion\npreached to one man. nnd converted\nhim, ho decided to give lilm the benefit of his dtacotirse.\nAt the close of a Ions Bornion he\nshook hands with his congregation\nnnd tisUed him If the sermon was too\nlor.!..\nOh. It makes no difft-renco := me.\nwas lhe reply.   I am your cabman.\nlio\u2014Private Jones just stood me n\nglngerbecr.\nShe\u2014And did you stand him one\nback?\nHe\u2014No, of coiti-Ec r.o-t. A true Bnt*\neh soldier never rc-U-oaUl\nVery Unique Spot\nDoubtless the most unique apot ln\nKurope la the little village t)f Alton-\nberg on whose border throe countries\nmoot. It Is ruled b * no monarch, has\nno soldiers, no police, and no taxes.\nIts Inhubitanta Bpeak u curious jargon\nof French and German comblued, and\ntpend their days in cultivating the land\nor working In the valuable calamine\nmine ot which tho vlllugo boasts.\nA policeman, giving evidence at the\nSouthwark Coroner's Court recently,\nsaid his name was Vllruvlus Rainbow.\nThe Coroner\u2014Were you named after anyone?\nThe ConBtable\u2014No, Blr.\nA pen-nib Is a little thing, yet there\nis more steel used in the manufacture\not nibs than in all tbe Bword and gun\nfactories ln the world. A ton of steel\nproduces 1,600,000 pens.\nTry Murine Eye Remedy\nK you hava Red, Weak, Watery Eyes\nor Granulated Eyelids. Doesn't Smart\n\u2014Soothes Bye Pais. Druggists Sell\nMurine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, SOc.\nMurins Eye Salve In Aseptic Tubes,\n25c, SOc. Eye Books Free by Mall.\nA. St* Toato am* Im *M *m*xt NmS Can\nMurins Ere Remedy Ce., Cblcass\nDally Market Latter snd Sample Drain Baca,\nBend us your name and address and we will\nput you on our mailing list\u2014It's ttae.  Lst us\nkeep you posted on market jirloss for grain.\nPersonal attention given to selling and grading ot all\nears.   Our Car Traolng and Claim Departments work in our\ncllsnts* Interests. We have svsry facility for prompt ssrvlcs nnd\nws get best results tor shippers,\nBsnd to-day for a supply ot ssmpls bags and deal with a\nfirm wboss business haa been built up by satisfied customers.\nCENTRAL GRAIN COMPANY, LIMITED\nCOMMISSION MERCHANTS\nGRAIN EXCHANGE    \u2022    WINNIPEG, HAN.\nPsld-up Capital, 1150,000\nReferences,   any   Bank   \u2022\nConmaraW Agsnoy.\nSHIP YOUR ORAIN TO\nPETER  JANSEN  COMPANY\nGrain Commission Merchants\nMalta Bills Lading read: Fort Arthur or Fort William.\nCo., Winnipeg.\nLiberal Advances Prompt Returns\nWinnipeg, Manitoba\nNotify feter Jensen\n\u25a0\u2022at 0!*a4es\nTHE CUNARD LINE ZST.ZZlTa\nAs In 1840, the Cunard Line ls today the pioneer In everything appertaining to service and comfort of ocean travellers. The new palatial twin-screw\nsteamships \"Andanla\" and \"Alaunla\" are equipped .with all the latest Improvements for tbe enjoyment and safety of passengers. Itt' afldltlon thty\nImve large bilge keels which ensure great steadiness ln rough weather.\nMAGNIFICENT APPOINTMENTS.\nLounge, Gymnasium, Drawing-room,   Smoking-room,   Open   and   Covered\nPromenades, Spacious Staterooms, Orchestra.\nEarly applloatlon for reservations should bs mad* for the Christmas\nsailing Deo. Sth, S.S. \"Alaunla\" (one olaaa cabin (II) and third class, only)\nPortland to Liverpool.\nFor particulars of sailings and services from Montreal, Portland, Boston\nand New Tork. apply to Local Agents, or\nTHE CUNARD STEAMSHIP CO., LTD., 304 Main Street, Winnipeg.\n,      FARMERS\nCan alwaya make aura of getting tha highest prices for WHEAT, OATS,\nBARLEY and FLAX, by shipping their oar lots to FORT WILLIAM AND\nPORT ARTHUR and having thorn sold on commission by\nTHOMPSON, SONS AND COMPANY\nTHE WELL-KNOWN  FARMERS' AGENTS\nADDRESS   700-703  V.,   GRAIN   EXCHANGE,   WINNIPEG\nTsnnlng Materials In United Statea\nThe Dgurcs ot the United States forestry service show that there are\nsome 22,000,000 worth of vegetable\ntanning material used every year ln\nthe United States. The chief source\nof tanning ls hemlock bark, but tbe\nquantity used Is steadily decreasing,\nowing to the depleting of the forests.\nThe amount of bark utilized ln the\nUnited States in 1906 waB 930,000\ntons, In 1907. 816,000 tonB; In 1908\n810,000 tons; and In 1909, 698,090 tons.\nThere are ln all, six sources ot tanning: gall nuts, fruits of certain plants\nand leaves of some trees and shrubs,\nwood of such trees as chestnut and\nquebrocho, bark of many trees and\nshrubs, roots of certain plants. The\ndecreaae In the amount derived from\nthese usual aources of vegetable tanning Is being met by Introducing new\nmaterials and chemical substitutes.\nThere appears to bc a limit, however,\nto wbich BUbBtltutes can be successfully carried, and tbe question of a future supply of vegetable tanning Is\nbecoming a matter for serious consideration.\nMlnard'a Llnlmer: Cures Dai.druR.\nTwo men ot Milwaukee were discussing the case of a porson of their\nacquaintance wbogo obituary, lt appears, had been printed by mistake lu\none of that city's newspapers.\nOh, ho! exclaimed one of the Germans. So dey hat brlnted der funeral jtotlce of. a man who Is not dead\nalready! Veil, now, he'd be In a nice\ndx lf he was vot believes everyone of\ndose beoples vot belleveB everything\ndey sceB In der bapers!\nLittle Freddie had Just made his\nflrst acquaintance with animal crack-\norB. After eating quite an assortment\nof them Freddie became vory thoughtful.\nWhat makes jou so pensive, dear?\nasked his mother.\nOh, I wus thinking Whnt a circus\nwas going on lnalde ot me.\nLittle Lola\u2014Mamma tills milk Is\naour. ,,    ,\nMamma\u2014That's Btrange, it has\nbeen ln tho let-box all, morning.\nLlttlo Lola\u2014Perhaps tbe milkman\nmade a mlrtako anil save bis cow\nnlclilos for bresktast \u2022\nIdeal \u25a0 Silver\nCream Is a scientific prepare i Ion\nspecially adapted\ntor cleaning all\nkinds of SILVER\nft GOLD PLATK.\nMIRRORS, CUT\nGLASS, or \u25a0 WINDOWS. It Is a\npurely vegetable\ncompound .- and\ndoes not 'contain\nany Injurious sub.\nstances. Any art-\ntele polished wllb\nIDEAL Will net-\nquire a beautiful\nlustre that will not\ntarnish.\nFor sale by atl\nDealers.\nSTANLEY LIOHTFOOT\nPATENT aouCITOS AND ATTORNS?\nlumsdcn at-oa.m-XK\") Toronto.\ntxmre roe rittt,    *\"\"** '     M.SJq.\nChampagne Bottles\nNo machine has yet been invented\ntn France which can supersede manual\nlabor ln the manufacture of champagne\nbottles. The men performing this difficult work are well paid.\nI don't know anything about nothing,\nsaid a witness at the Norman Cross\nPolice Court recently.\nThe Best Corrective\nand preventive of the numerous\nailments caused by defective\nor irregular action of the organs of digestion\u2014is found\nin the safe, speedy, certain\nand time-tested home remedy\n\u00bb\u00abB*3s\nisM tnarjussr*.   la baxu, SS cmM*\n* TIIE SUN. GRAND FORKS. BRITISH COLUMBIA.\nm\n\u2014i\u2014.\nmm crofoot.\nThe Grand Promoter In Difficulties About Loan of $3.\nAN    UNEXPECTED    VISITOR.\nWhile Waiting by ths Wayside on tha\nPath te Prosperity the Major's Musings Ars Momentarily Interrupted.\nThe Qreat Pis Syndloate.\n\u2022y M. QUAD.\n(Copyright, im, by Associated Literary\nPress.]\nMAJOR   CROFOOT   had   11\ncents In bis right hand trousers pocket\nHe bsd 0 cents ln his left\nbsnd trousers pocket.\nEleven snd nine srs twenty even ln\nAfrica.\nThe major bad counted and counted,\nbut could make tbe sum total neither\n\u25a0ore nor less. It represented his total\ncssh fortune. It stood between htm\nsnd ths condition of being busted.\nJust sn ordinary luncb snd there\nwouldn't be a cent left to Jingle.\n\"If a sucker doesn't come In today\"\u2014\nHe bad got tbat far when a man\nwalked tbrough ths open door snd\nstood before blm. It was s mau whom\nhs hoped was dead. It took tbe major\nfully thirty seconds to remember bs\nlad borrowed tho money for only a\ncouple of days and bnd pledged bis\nhonor to return lt snd to realize that\ntt wns ahout to ba \"called ln\" with or\nwithout a row.\n\"By Oeorge, Stevens, but this is sln-\ngular-mlghty singular!\" exclaimed\ntbe major as he got bis feet down and\nextended bis band. \"Not two minutes ngo I was wondering wby on\nearth I never met you or wby you\ndidn't call. I've had a check for you\nfor months. Been out of the country, eh?\"\n\"Been looking for you!\" solemnly replied the caller as he took a seat and\nntupitrd his brow.\n\u2022 \"For me! Why, I've been rlgbt hers\nfor a year, except tit brief Intervals, snd\n1 should huve been rejtn>ed to see you.\nI'm not it man to forget old friends,\nStevens. In tbo days of my adversity,\nwhen I hadn't even money enough to\nget my laundry, you stood by me like a\nbrick. You were one of the fow who\nbelieved In me.\"\nA Hot najoinder.\n\"Xeverl\" replied Stevens. \"No, I never\njfllered lu you! I knew you were s\ndeaduc.it the first time 1 saw youl I\nwant that $3!\"\n\"And wben a man believes In my integrity,\" continued tbe major, \"wben a\nIH. STETEKS THUEW TBI llAJOIt DOWJt.\nman trusts In my honor aud helps ms\nout of a hole, be makes no mistake. I'd\nsell tbe shirt off my back to repay ths\nloan he mude me. Ves, you believed In\nme when others refused to, and It\nwarms tbo cockles of my heart as I\nrecall your conduct. One dny you forced\n$3 Into my hnnd and would not let ms\neven (bank you.\"\n\"You ars u liar, and 1 want my\nmoney I\"\n\"I was lu tho depths of despair for s\nfew weeks, but thcu tbe jade celled\nFortune began to smile on mc. When\nshe turned In my favor sbe couldn't do\nenough. I promoted and flouted cotu-\n(.tlliy after company and trust sfter\ntrust and raked In fortune after fortune, sud today, Stevcus-lodny I can\ndraw my check for millions If lt bad\nnol been for you aud your $.'11 might\nnnt bo able to buy a sardine. Yes, sir,\nIt was your push upward (but enabled\nuie to reach Ihe pinnacle on which I\nstand at present, nud I am not the man\nto forget It.\"\n\"Conic down with my Ihree!\" whispered the creditor as be looked over\nthe major's hend.\n\"Months und months ngo I mnde ont\ns check for you. In return fur ynur $3\n'l mnde out a check for $a.cnto. Hut.\nnlns. I could nut find your iiildress!\nProvidence seems to bnve culded your\nfonlKli'iw tinliiy. Smite men might stop\nst returnlir. J.-J.ikki for III und think\nlilt*, lind ilimo u Kood tblng, hut I can't\ndo It,  Stevens\u2014can't possibly do It.\nWhen I- tblnk of your sublime confidence ln me\"\u2014\n\"1 never hsd any!\"\nThe Encomiums Hasp Up.\n\"When I remember bow you forced\ntbat money Into my band and said I\nseed not return It for s thousand years\nI realise that I can't do too much to\n\u25a0how my gratitude. Confiding, trusting friend, I appoint you vice president\n>f tbe Great American Old Fashioned\nPumpkin Pte company, and tbe salary\nivlll bs $20,000 per year. I'll slso protest yeu wltb s block ot stock worth\n$10,000, snd lf ths dividends ars not at\nleast 16 per cent per year I'll make\n'em np to you. Let me congratulate\nyou, sir\u20141st me congratulate youl\"\n\"I bars celled for my $8,\" wss ths\nquiet reply ss tbs creditor arose aud\nremoved his coat\n\"And what ls ths Great American\nOld Fashioned Pumpkin Pis company?\" queried the major ss bs walked\nto and fro with a tender smile on his\nface. \"As its namo Indicates, lt Is s\ncorporation for ths msnufacturs snd\nsale of tbe pumpkin pies of our grandmothers' days, tbe pis wblcb encour-\ns-tfifl ths minute men af Lexington and\nstood behind tbe patriots at uunker\nHill. It was tbe old fashioned pumpkin pie wblcb cemented and built up\nthis Union and brought about tho prosperity of a nation. Had we stuck by\nthe pis which stuck by Us our Influence snd prosperity would have bcen\ntwice what they are now; but alas,\nwe put lt behind us for floating Island,\ncharlotte russe and strawberry shortcake!\"\n\"My $3,\" sold the creditor as hs rose\nsnd loosened bis Test\nTo Nationalise tha Pis.\n\"But we ars snout to return to tbs\nhalcyon pie\u2014to nationalize lt ones\nmore and make it s bulwark of liberty.\nI have organized a company, witb $2,-\n000,000 paid up capital. Tbe shares\nsre selling st par value today, but the\nflrst whiff of the first pumpkin pis\nwhich reaches tbe nostrils of ths patriots of America will bounce those\nshares to $120. We shall have tbe old\nfashioned pumpkins, tbe old fashioned\nmolasses, ths old fashioned ginger\ncake. We shall turn out pies which\nwill melt ln tbe mouths of the gods\nand lift ths sons ot liberty off tbelr\nheels. On tbe face of eacb pie will bs\nstamped tbe Goddess of Liberty, and\non the back will be ths American eagls\nholding tbe stars snd stripes ln bis\nclaws. While tbe ester devours pumpkin pie ho is st the same time (tiling up\non freedom,\"\n\u2022'My $31\" said Stevens ss he removed\nbis cuffs and pushed up bis sleeves.\n\"And you srs to bs Tlee president st\ns salary of $20,000 a year!\" smiled ths\nmajor. \"In the days wben the world\nwas against ms you forced $3 Into my\nhand and showed your confidence and\ntrust Do you think I can rest content by simply repaying tbe loan or\neven by making It $3,000? No, never!\nMonday morning yon shall enter npon\nyour duties, and If you want your salary for a yesr in advance you shall\nhave It In time that $3 may grow to\n$3,000,000, and no one will bs mors\ngratified than yours truly. Once ths\npumpkin pie ls replaced on Its pedestal of greatness, once the\"\u2014\nThs Msjsr In Difficulties.\nMr. Stevens grabbed tbe major and\nshored him against the wall, but did\nnot disconcert him.   It was only ten\nseconds before he went on:\n\"I was making out the papera before\nyon cams In, but found tbat I lacked\ntbe sum necessary to filo tbem with\nthe secretary of state. If you happen\nto have a Ave dollar bill about you\"\u2014\nMr. Stevens banged tbo major's head\nagainst the wall and growled at his\ncbeek. but It was no go.\n\"As you go out you may look for offices, a suit ln soms flrst class location, and lt would bs well if you stepped into some bank snd introduced\nyourself. Tbere will bs nothing cheap\nabout this affair. Even the ovens ln\nwhich we bake tbo pies will be nickel\nplated.\"\nMr. Stevens tbrew tbe major down\nand banged bis head on ths floor and\nchoked blm and called him names, but\nwben ho had finished the grand promoter rose up and continued:\n\"I have figured lt down close, and\nwe shall sen 8,000,000 pies per day ths\nyoar round. The profit on eacb pis\nwill bs 4 cents, nnd the sum total\n-what! Going? Wall, It ts a busy\nday for botb of us, but don't forget\nto call on Monday. 1 sball want you\nto start out tbe first thing nnd contract, for 800.000 pumpkins and\"\u2014\nBut the creditor gave blm one long,\nlingering look of chagrin and contempt\nand stalked out, nnd tbo major sst\ndown In bis old position snd winked\nat tha calendar on the wall and began\ndreaming other dreams of wealth snd\npower. \t\nVain Regrets.\n\"What do you do when yon arrive\nhome late nnd find yonr wife sitting\nnp wnltlnjt for yon?\"\n\u2022\u2022Wish I bartu't gone honie.\"-U-*ston\nTranscript.\nAM A-BV-UTUIOVI UA\nUA* assist Leigh Had Betgbsd tt li\nMany Fiscal.\nMajor JSdward Leigh, formerly sf th.\nOntario Crown Lands Department, whs\ndied last month, was a man ot unlaw\npersonality. Throughout Us early lift\nMajor Leigh wss essentially S \"rolllnS\nstone,\" snd hla travels carried him td\nmany corners of the globe. Eventually,\ntwenty-three years ago hs became posse*\n\u25a0or of a grant of land near LakevlUa,\nOnt, where he fanned fer some tlm%\nlosing, ss he was woat to ssy with hli\neustomsry ehuekls, \"on an average foul\nhundred dollara a year;\" adding, how\nsver, \"but I had all ths sport I wanted,\nio it wss worth it.\" Sport wss bis hob\nby, snd ths many trophies with which hit\nhouse ti adorned -peak for his proweM\nwith gun and rifle. Only a few monthl\nago hs wai able to beast proudly that U\neould walk down most of the young mas\not to-day, and during part of last sua,\nmar he was camping with hla wits is\nMuskoka.\nOn one oeeaalon when in the Austral!\/\nan gold-fields hs hsd na ont of money!\nbut received trom England, Jnst ai hi\nwu at bis wit's end to know where ti\nturn, s draft fer \u00a31,000. Drafts are nol\nof much practical un ia suoh district!\nas hs wss in, snd having so means o_\nreaching ths eutsr world exeept on fool)\nbe started forth to walk to Melbourne, a\ndistance of nearly USO miles. This toot\nhim several days to accomplish, and os\narrival at Melbourne hs found to his com\nttoraation that he would be unable ti\ncash the draft, owing to lack of identifi.\ncation. He then had exactly three skill-\nings and sixpence in the world, and witl\nthis he \"decided to indulge in a good\nmeal, and then retrace his stops. Con.\nsequently the same day saw bim setting\nout to walk back ovsr the 250 miles, pen.\nnllets and footsore. But his optimistii\nspirit carried him through all d-fflcultiel\n\u2014at times on ths way he waa reduced tt\nsuch straits for water as to bs obliged\nto drink ont of puddles in the road. Ar.\nrived back at his diggings, hs considered\nthe question that was before him, and\neventually made up his mind to returi\nto Melbourne, wblcb he accordingly did,\nand shipped before the mast on a sailing\nsteamer, working his passage to EnglaaJ\nby that means, and taking with him nil\nuseless draft for \u00a31,000, which was evsn.\ntually cashed In ths British Isles.\nMajor Leigh, who through his mothei\nis related to the old Jersey family oi\nPoindestre, on his first return to his horns\nafter he came to Canada, took with bin\nas a present to his twin brother * fln\u00ab\nCanadian canoe. But the Inhabitant!\not the Channel Islands had never seer\na vessel of this description, and instead\nof the canoe being received with the joy\nthe Major anticipated, he was very much\ndisgusted when his fsmlly refused at\nany prick to enter it, even though hi\ngsve tbem personal demonstrations ss tc\nits safety.\nThrough his father, Major Leigh wai\nrelated to sn old Devonshire family, whi\nare cousins of ths tame family to which\nthe Earl of Rothes belongs on hi]\nmother's side. Both families are noted\nfor their hard fighting and wandering\ninstinct!, Lord Bothes himself being no\nexception to ths general rule. On both\noccasions when Lord Bethea has bean In\nToronto, he haa mads a point of visiting\nMajor Leigh, and the two had much '\u00bb\ncommon both in character snd tastes.\nHas Wondsrful Memory.\nJ. 8. Dennis, sssiatant to ths genera,\nmanager of ths C.P.B., la reputed U\nhave the belt memory of anyone on ths\nroad. One of the company's surveyor!\nlaid ones, \"Gee, you can't slip anything over on the chief. If you begin\nto talk to him about a quarter section,\nhe'll lays, 'Tu, I remember. It ii\nslightly alkaline toward the southerly\nhalf, but the north part is excellent\nland!' What do you know about that,\nIn a three million acre tract!\" Hit\nmemory for the slightest detail ia just\nu perfect, and there ia nothing in ths\nmultitude of things eonnceted with his\nJ rest work on which he cannot give you\natss and figures.\nWith sU hli gravity and dignity,\nthere il nothing Mr. Dennli so much\nenjoys as a practical joke. Hs has\nboxes ot \"magic\" itored away snd\nwill \"ipriag\" conundrum!, puzzles,\n\"magic coins,\" and trieks of all aorta\non you without notice. I remember\nbeing a guest on board his private\near ones tor dinner, and as I -raised\ntny glass I waa much abashed to perceive a trickls of water running down\nay frock. I hastily wiped It away\naud next time I raised the glass very\ngingerly, but again I received a bath.\nThe slightest suspicion of a twinkle\nIn Mr. Dennis' tye mads me examine\nIha glati. It was perforated ao that\nIt spilled whenevor it wai raised. Hs\nshouted with laughter whei*hli trick\n,u discovered.\nbald as s Bssger.\nIt ls s curious fact Ibat tbe phrase\n\"bald as a badger\" owns Its origin to\nauthors of tbe past wbo bsd no oxsct\nkuowlsdgs ot natural history and who\nbecause the forehead of a badger is\ncovered with smooth white heirs csmi\nto thc conclusion that lt was bald.\nOLD FOLKS' CONCERT.\n. Hsr Finish.\n\"I see her tllllsh, all right.\" *\u25a0;\n\"Stiiuililnt wonder, (-lie's certainly\nIt.iri iln. i-iKtiietlcs on thick.\"-llostos\nl'l.msi t.|,t\nWhat Fisties Know.\nThut fish possess a certain tiuiver ut\nreason Is nfUraied by many wbo bars\nstudied them. They oft\u2122 learn to\nrecognize ths voice of the one wbo\nfeeds tbem. Flsb will congregate In\nplaces where food is habitually thrown\nto Ihem. lf a morsel' proves too large\nto be swallowed they bare been known\nto divide It on a sharp stone.\nGoats' Hair Cloth.\nCloths, of which tbo warp ami woo,\ntre bulb of goals' hair, are woven Is\nGermany untl sold to ui' mauu.\u00bb'-lut\u00bb\nsrs to a limited extent\nSew ths Grown Tips of a Wsitern Tows\nEntertain.\nIt wai in ths West \u2014 one comer \u00ab\nths Canadian West\u2014and the old peopli\n\u2014ia other words, the married people-\nwars to give s concert in the sehool\nhouse. The youngsters had their chanct\nthe week before, but this was to out\nshins anything and everything ever gives\nla the little prairie settlement where thi\nroses bloom for months and the wind\nblows always and forever.\nBuch a mixture of talent! Ths Ul\nyoung homesteader who came from Lol\nAngeles, ths nasal-twanged Yankee front\nVermont, ths tall, gaunt Minnesotan wht\n\u25a0ang \"Me, Hs Like 'Mellcan Man,\"\nand who swore always thst lt was impos\nlibls tor a man who drank black tea ti\nbs s Christian or tell the truth! Than\nwars blonde Norwegians and blondei\nSwedes, people from Eastern Canada\nfolks from Missouri, and all the varied\nconglomerate terminating ln a colored\nwoman, who eame straight from Ne\u00bb\nTork City, snd whoss husband alwayt\naverred that he himself was tho meanest\nkind of a mean mixture\u2014Mexican, Span\nlih, Scotch and Narragansett Indian\u2014I\ndirect descendant of old King Philip.\nAfter ths ceremony of choosing I\nChairman, which resulted in the sales\ntion .of \"Grandpa WUlatts,\" that ran\nsight sn ths prairie\u2014a white-bearded\nveaarabls patriarch\u2014the program open\nad with a song in German by Mn. Gross\nIt was unintelligible, of course, to most\nof ths sudisnee, but the tuns was thi\nold hymn, \"Mercy it Free,\" io we too)\nit for granted the words meant ths same\nThen Olaf Moe, a Norwegian, isng soms\nthing tbat ha assured us was \"The Boj\nStood on the Burning Deck.\" It wai\na rolling, roaring, crashing succession oj\nconsonants, delivered in a mighty voles\nsnd received prolonged applause. Olaf'I\nrepertoire being exhausted, he responded\nwith an encore by reciting ths sam|\nthing, to thc entire satisfaction of every\nbody. Ths skittish mother of nine chili\nren next rendered a ditty, in which ihi\nwarbled gaily of ths birds, but it toot\nquite a stretch of imagination to reeon\ncila her ample proportions and discordant\nvoice with anything bird-like. Shs wsi\nfollowed by a prosperous farmer fron\nIowa, who sang, \"Honey, Ton Lool\nAwful Good to Me.\" Bis wife and twi\ngrown-up sons and a daughter of four\nteen were in tha audience, sll rsady tl\nguy him unmercifully it hs broke down\nso Fred went to it, ready to do or dis\nThe schoolmaster accompanied him oi\nths organ, snd all went swimmingly t\u00bb\nthe refrain, when the linger feeling mor|\naura of his ground, began to ling tht\nword! very langulahlsgly, casting tends!\n?lances at a pretty girl in the audience\nust to show his \"folks\" hs could se|\nas wall as sing.. It went sll right til\nhs weat to turn ths muslo back to bsgli\nths second verse, when hs tors the leaves\nbecame excited, and said in s hurried\nundertone to ths teacher: \"Play some\nthing, for heaven's lake, until I get thssi\nleavei straight.\" Ths teacher played\nbravely away, \"Dlddls ds dump, il\ndiddle ds dump.\" till st lut Fred found\nthe place, lamely flnlihed ths long, and\ngot away to hia seat to be roasted bj\nhis family. A long, lanky, ilow-movinf\nSwede and his brisk, perky little wlfi\nwere called upon to sing. Slowly pro\nducing a diminutive hymn book from hit\npocket, Olaf found the place, and gavi\nths book to the organist. But a diffl\nt.ul.y arose, and a babel of Scandinavia!\ndialect ended in ths little woman belni\nsummarily lent to her seat by her lord\nand master. The Chairman intervened,\nsnd Olaf explained: \"She hat not goi\nhsr specs.\" Grandpa Willetta offered\nhis. The little woman smilingly took hei\nplace once again, and they warbled\ntwenty verses or ao, Olaf leaning ovci\nthe organ and Mrs. Olaf peeking ovei\nhli shoulder whenovcr ihe could get I\ncha,nce to do so, and tinging lustily. Latei\nsn an old Dutch gentleman, small ol\nstature and very dignified, sang wit!\ngravity about twenty-seven verses, tail'\nIng of s cottage by the river. He nevei\nonce smiled, but the school teacher's wife\ndid \u2014 unfortunately, because nearly\neveryone aaw her, and teachers' wives\nars supposed to bs models of propriety\nIn smsll communities such aa that. It'l\nalmost ss bsd as being a minister's wife\nIn a small town I Than tha bald-headed\nS. 8. superintendent-, sang \"My Grand,\nmother'a Chair,\" and the applause wai\ndeafening.\nWhat pen oonld do justice to ths per\nformauoe of the dear, motherly soul from\nMalnil, Sweden\u2014(being childless, shi\nmothered everyone, little and big, and\nws all loved her)\u2014who stood up, and,\nplacing bar band oa bsr heart In thi\nmost traglo manner, commenced to recite in her own language\u2014and, of course,\ntrs English-speaking people understood\nnot s word, but from taa gravity of Mri.\nYonson's expression ws supposed it must\nbs something swfully serious, and wi\nnever smiled a ilngls smile. Afterwsrd\nshe confided to us in hsr broken English\nthat ths subject ot her discourse wsi\n\"Ths Brids'i Congratulation,\" and iln\nIntended laying so before reciting, but,\n\"When I look round snd tee so msny\npeoples s lump corns up in my throat,\nMid I vas scared, and could aot I ll\n*s a pity.   Such a shame I''\nSouth Afrloan Lams Sicknus.\nAn Investigation of tbe South African disease known as lamzlckts. or\nlame sickness, suggests that It Is due\nto a special plant poison tbat Is generated under abnormal conditions In\ngrasses or otber plants that sre normally harmless. Its development seems\nto be associated wltb unusual weather\nend soil experiences, of wblcb summer\ndrought Is Important Through sucb\nconditions wilting would favor tbe formation of the poison, snd tbls glvss\nexplanation for the common belief that\n| Hit- disease results trom eating wlltsd\n\u2022lasts-\n\"CLANCY, LAWYER''\nFORMER M.P. WAS IN REALITY A\nSON OF THE BOIL.\nOn Two Occasions ths Present Auditor\nfor Ontario Was Twlcs Accused of\nBeing a Lawyer and rosing as a\nFriend of ths Farmer and Twlcs Hs\nHsd tbs Laugh OB His Otitic.\nParliament, some months sgo, enjoyed\na fleeting visit from one of its former\ngiants of debate, Mr. James Clnnc,v,\nnow Provincial Auditor for the Government of Ontario. In the old daya\nMr. Clancy, who was a practical farmer\nresiding near the towu of Wallutvburg,\nin Kent County, Ontario, was the\nFederal representative of too old constituency of Bothwell, succeeding lion.\nDavid Mills. Ho wss then, as now, a\nremarkable student of municipal :\u25a0\u25a0\u25a0\u25a0:\u25a0>,\nand was ao succesiful in iti interpretation that not infrequently he was credited by other members who had not\nhis personal acquaintance with being\na legal man. On one occasion it ii told\nhow Mr. Clancy was ruthlessly dissecting the provisions of a bill of unusual\ninterest to the muaicipalities and attaching the Liberal Government on ths\nground that it was not in accord with\nthe agricultural interests of Ontario.\nWhereupon  the  Liberal  member  for\nl.\\IU OLAHOT.\nPrsseott rose, snd thinking to annihilate the critic, began: \"fi ia sll very\nwell for theie lawyers to pretend that\nthey repreisnt ths interests of the fanner.,\" when he was interrupted by a\nroar of laughter, which ao ons enjoyed\nmore than Mr. Claney himself. . A few\nsessions later another similar incident\noccurred, ln which Mr. George W.\nfowler, still a member of the Commons,\nwu mads a victim of ths brilliant repartee of the member for Bothwell. Ths\nHouse wu considering Hon. Sydney\nFisher's first seed bill, and, although\nthey aat upon ths same side of ths\nHouse, Firmer Claney snd Lawyer\nFowler found themielvei at inns on ths\nmeasure.\nMr Clancy, in his customary style,\nwu analyzing ths provisions ot ths\nproposed legislation, and suggesting\namendments which he deemed to bs\nin the interests of ths sgriculutralisti.\nMr. Fowler row in protest. \"It is\nall very well,\" laid he, with withering latire, \"for my honorable friend\nand others of hil legal calling, to pose\nas farmers.\"\nMr. Clancy conld not resist s return\nthrust. \"If,\" he obierved in hli quiet\nway, \"I did not have better auccess\nthan hae my hoaorabls friend in posing\naa a lawyer \"\nThe rest waa drowned in laughter.\nWould Have a Silent London.\nThe plea for a silent Loudon is growing. Berlin is understood to be the\nmost silent of the great cities ot ths\nworld, just ai Chicago ii seriously considering its reputation as the noisiest.\nIn view of the increase of lunacy aad\nnervous disorders among itl inhabitants. But Mr. MeKenna, the Home\nSecretary, has refused to accede to the\npetition of the city of Westminster for\nfurther poweri to deal with the noise\nnuisance. At present the noiiea principally complained of sre automobile\nbuses, traction engines, barrel organs,\nshouting news vendors, shouting coil\nhawkers, shouting milk vendors, motor\nhooting, cab whistling, street singing\nand prayer meetings snd preachings in\nthe squares aad at the street corners.\nWith extended powers the police\neould do a very great deal to remedy\nths nuisance, but they have not th*\ntowers. Until such powers sre granted\nLondon will remain a din ridden capital.\n\"In Berlin,\" laid a member of the\nWestminster Council, \"the police can\nstop aay unnecessary noise. There\nthey go too far. They can atop . boy\nwhistling. In London if you touch a\nman yon can bs arrested for assault,\nbut your ears may b* assaulted every\nhour ot the day and you havs no remedy. Io London residents may complain\nof birds singing, cocks crowing and\nsounds of that tort, but very little can\nbe done.\nSpate on \"ttie Nans.\nA pasts mads of squal parts of to*\npenttns snd myrrh applied to tbs white\nspots on finger nails will prevent tbs*\nfrom developing.\nThs Milky Wsy.\nAmong tbs Greeks tbs Milky war\nwss known ss ths Galaxy snd tbs Circle of Milk. Ths Chines* sad Arabians call lt ths Colsstial rlvsr. Some\nof tho Amerlcsn Indian tribes rsgsrded\ntt ss tbs pstb of depai-tsd fouls to ths\nspirit Isnd, and In England tt ussd ts\nkt fsmlllarly calls* Jacob's lsddsr. THE  SUN,   GBAND   FORKS.   B. C.\nPAINT   ItisNotT.\u00b0\u00b0Cold\nNOW\nIS THE TIME FOR PAINT-\ning Floors, Woodwork, Tables,\nChairs, and Screen Doors that are being put\naway; Storm Windows and Doors for this\nwinter. Just drop in when you anything in\nthe paint line.   Our stock is complete.\noManly's Hardware\n^fe Brighten-up Store\nNtWS OF THt CITY IN BRIEF\nUp to laat Saturday the hunters\nwere complaining bitterly because\nthey had not bagged enough game\nto pay for their.Iicenses. This week\nMike Quinlivan and Tom Wright\nturned the had luck. After spend\ning two days in the hills, they returned Tuesday noon with three\nhig buck deer. They intend In\nhave the horns mounted as a nude\nus for bull mouse purly.\nW. J Galipeau, concrete nun\ntuicliir, bus coinpltMt-d tbe solid\nconcrete foundation for the uew canning factory, and J. E. Wells, tbe\ncontractor for tbe building, started\nbricklaying on tbe walls yesterday.\nThe foundation is a very substantial\npiece of work, tnd will easily bear\ntbe weight of a three or fourestoiey\nbuilding ~~\nThomas G. Logsdon. of Danville,\nnnd Miss Pearl B. Ingram, of this\ncily, were married in the Presbyterian manse at Republic on tbe 1st\ninst.. The couple will reside od\ntheir ranch hear Danville, Mr.\nLogsdon being a big land owner of\ntbat ciiniiniinily.\nA. C Zintenich, who is visiting\nthe principal industries throughout\nthe province for the purpose of securing photos to he used as moving\npictures in England, was in the. city\nlast Saturday, and obtained a col\nlection around the Granby smelter\nworks. He is an experienced man\nat this kind of work.\nDonald McCallum, of this city,\nhas been gazetted hy the provincial\ngovernment to he official administrator for Grand Forks electoral district, vice A C Sutton, resigned.\nU TOUR CHILD IS CROSS,\nFEVERISH, CONSTIPATED\nLook Mother!    If tongus Is eostsd,\ncleanse little bowels with \"Call-\nf ornls Syrup of Figs.**\nMothers ean rest easy after giving\n'\u25a0California Syrup of Figs,\" because In\na few hours all the dogged-op waste,\nsour bile snd fermenting food gently\nmoves out of ths bowels, sad you have\ns well, playful child again.\nSick children needn't ho coaxed to\ntake this harmless \"fruit lsxaUve.\"\nMillions of mothers keep It handy because they know Ita aeUon on Iks\nstomach, liver and bowels la prompt\nand aure.\nAsk your druggist for A BO-cent bottle of \"California Syrup of Figs,\" which\ncontains directions for babies, children\nof all ages and for grown-ups.\nThe annual linancial statement of\nthe International Coal & Coke company, operating in the Crows Nes\u00bb\ndistrict of western Alberta, shows n\nsurplus of $057,289.4*.; reserve funds\naud profits sdtled bring the total\ncash and investment resources of the\ncompany up to $921,443 77\nA general meeting of the Overseas dull will be held in the Davis\nbanquet hall tin Friday evening,\nNovember 21, at 8 o'clock. Members are requested to attend and\nbring along other British subjects\nwho would like to join.\nC. A. Mix went down to Christina lake on Tuesday.\nC H. Niles, manager of the Bank\nof Commerce, return on Saturday\nfrom a trip to eastern Canada.\nThe Kettle Valley Kailwuy company has recently purchased five\nnew engines for the line running\nfrom Penticton.\ntO CENT \"OASCARETS\"\nJOR LIVER AND BOWELS\nCurs   8lek   Headache,   Constipation,\nBiliousness, Sour Stomach,  Bsd\nBreath\u2014Candy Cathartic\nNo odds how bad your liver, stomach or bowels; how much your head\naches, how miserable you are from\nconstipation, indigestion, biliousness\nand sluggish bowels\u2014you always get\nrelief with Cascarets. They Immediately cleanse and regulate the stomach, remove the sour, tormenting food\nand foul gases; take the excess bile\nfrom the liver and carry off the constipated waste matter snd poison\nfrom the intestines and bowels. A\n10-cent box from your druggist will\nkeep your liver snd bowels clean;\natomach sweet and head clear for\nmonths.   They work while you sleep.\nGrand Forks Second-\nand store oi>.wmip.\u00abBot\u00abi\nW\u00ab Bay, Sell and Exchange\nEverything We aU> do all kinds\nof Tailoring Work. We are Ex-\n|ierts in Furier Work, Cleaning,\nPressing and Repairing Satisfaction guaranteed in everything.\nH. Baneson, Proprietor\nW. F. ROBINSON\nGENERAL TRANSFER WORK\nWOOD    AND    ICE\n*j*u,*otUxi. uteetM,\nThose who wish to send :their\nfriends pretty Christmas gifts should\ngo to tbe opera house on Wednesday and Thursday, November 1 9th\nand 20th.\nNotices of $100 reward for the arrest of John Spencer, a former\npainter and paperbanger of Republic, has bcen sent out by the chief\noonstable at Greenwood, who charges\nthat on September 22 Spencer ab\nsconded with a Mitchell atttomohilr.\nHe left his wife and infant child in\nGreenwood.\nE. E. Campbell, who fnr several\nyears has heen Incated at Phoenix\nas one of the Granby's mining engineers, hns moved In Vancouver\nwith his family, and in future his\nwork will be principally itl tho company's mines on the northern  coast.\nMurdock    McLeod, nf  Columbin,\nhaa moved to Nelson.\nArmson the unite innn has removed\nto his new stand, corner Bridge and\nFourth streets.\nManv pretty and useful articles\nwill bo nn sale at the Bazaar on tbe\n19tb and 2.0th of November. Open\nafternoons and evenings.\n*     The Panama Canal\nThe admission of water for thc\nLESS BOWEL TROUBLES\nIN GRAND GORKS\nGrand Forka people have found out\nthat A SINGLE DOSE of simple\nbuckthorn bark, glycerine, etc., as\ncompounded in Adler i-ka, the German\nbowel and stomach remedy, relieves\nconstipation, sour stomach or gaa on\nthe stomach INSTANTLY. Thia aim\npie mixture became famous by curing\nappendicitis, and it draws off a surprising amount of old foul matter\nfrom the body, lt is wonderful bow\nQUICKLY it helps'. Woodland &\nQuinn, druggists.\nDR. KELLEY\nCURES\nDISEASES OF MEN\nBy Modem Methods\nFREE CONSULTATION and ADVICE\nOUR MOTTOsrittrS'-\nerat\u00ab price*. Kxp\u00abrt medical ex\u00bb\nnmhiHtion free Pree examination\nof urine when necet8*ry. Consult me\u2014tree, Dou't delay. Di.1___.yt\nere dencerous. Cell or write.\nPree booklet. Everything confidential.\nHours; 9 a.m. to 8 p m.; Sunday, 10 ft.tn. to 1 P'm*\nDR. KELLEY'S MUSEUM\n210   HOWARD\nSPOKANE\nPalace Barber Shop\nKaaur Hon in* a Sp\u00abala\u00a3 y \u25a0\nP. A. Z. PARE, Proprietor\n1st Door North or Uhanbt Hotbl.\nFirst 8tmkt.\nHANSEN 800\nCITY BA6GA6E AND TRANSFER\ntl Gait Goal\nNt\nlow\nOrricsl\nF. Downey's Cigar Store\nTSLBFHOIIItBI\nUm. 1. BUS Chat ttMKlt\nHahsb-i'i RaaiDiacB. Has\"\u2022\u00bb \u2022WWI\n| TO FUR SHIPPERS\nFREE\n\u25a0lllskMMMttH\n\"Wit fc&u&ert fefcipptr\"\n****** U\u00abUMr fits ta rar Upeers-fc* \"MaT\ntmttesmmetmtmtaeaj\nYou want this unliable publication\u2014it it worth hundred! of\ndollar! to you, limed at every change of the Fur Market,\ngiving you an accurate and reliable report of what is doing in\nall the Markets of the World in American Raw Furs.\n_      \u2014 Writofoflt \u25a0ttw\u2014irifr\u2014 ___-_-\u2014_\nA. B. 8BPBEBT. he a^\u00abgIS.gW\nGRAND FORKS MEAT MARKET\nSECOND. STREET,.NEAR BRIDGE.\nFresh and Salt Meats, Poultry always on hand.\nHighest market price paid for live stock.\nPHONE J>8 and receive prompt and courteous attention.\ni\nfirst time into the locks of (he Pans\nnm canal wjs h\u00bbu;uti September 25\nin thn upper chamber of the Qatun\nlocks. The filling of th\u00ab locks was\nlargely in tbe nature ol a test of tbe\nlock gates and operating machinery\nWater was let into the Culelira cut\nfrom Gi-t m lake throni-h 'our 24-\ninch pipes under the Gamboa dike\non the foi o - ng Wednesday\nmorning. Octoher. 10 \u00ab\u00abs the\ndate st>t for the. destruc ion \u00abt_ the\nGamW rtik**. T e ru rent e rt\nof the Panama canal commission\nshows that the grand tutal t-ost own\nto May 30 is (395,587,518.41. Of\nthis amount there was spent for\nsanitation in tbe canal zone $16.-\n132,056; tor civil administration,\n96,370,8(16; fur fortifieations, $2,-\n965,939, and for construction and\nengineering, $182,187,886.\nPICTURES\nAHD PIGTUflE FRAMIHB\nFurniture Hade to Order.\nAlso Repairing of all Kinds!\nUpholstering Neatly Doue.\nKAVANAGH & McCUTCHEON\nwimnrae avium\nP r i nting\nWe are prepared to do\nall kinds of\nCommercial Printing\nOn the shortest notice and in\nthe most up-to-date style\nBECAUSE\nWe have the most modern jobbing plant\nin the Boundary Country, employ com\npetent workmen, and carry a complete\nline ol Stationery.\nWE PRINT\nBillheads and Statements,\nLetterheads and Envelopes,\nPosters, Dates and Dodgers, _\nBusiness and Visiting Cards,\nIiOdge Constitutions and By-laws.\nShipping Tags, Circulars and Placards,\nBills of Fare and Menu Cards,\nAnnouncements   and Counter\nPads,   Wedding Stationery.\nEverything tamed out in an \"\u25a0*\u25a0**-\nUp-to-date Printery.\n\u2022*\nGood Printing-*-S - *\u00a3.\ntisement, and a trial order will convince yon that our\nstock and workmanship are of tlie best. Let us estimate\non vour ordor.   We guarantee satisfaction.\n**\nThe Sun Print Shop","@language":"en"}],"Genre":[{"@value":"Newspapers","@language":"en"}],"GeographicLocation":[{"@value":"Grand Forks (B.C.)","@language":"en"}],"Identifier":[{"@value":"Evening_Sun_1913-11-14","@language":"en"}],"IsShownAt":[{"@value":"10.14288\/1.0342238","@language":"en"}],"Language":[{"@value":"English","@language":"en"}],"Latitude":[{"@value":"49.031111","@language":"en"}],"Longitude":[{"@value":"-118.439167","@language":"en"}],"Notes":[{"@value":"Titled The Evening Sun from 1902-01-02 to 1912-09-13<br><br>Titled The Evening Sun and Kettle Valley Orchardist from 1912-04-05 to 1912-09-13<br><br>Titled The Grand Forks Sun and Kettle Valley Orchardist from 1912-09-20 to 1929-05-10","@language":"en"}],"Provider":[{"@value":"Vancouver : University of British Columbia Library","@language":"en"}],"Publisher":[{"@value":"Grand Forks, B.C. : G.A. Evans","@language":"en"}],"Rights":[{"@value":"Images provided for research and reference use only. Permission to publish, copy, or otherwise use these images must be obtained from the Digitization Centre: http:\/\/digitize.library.ubc.ca\/","@language":"en"}],"SortDate":[{"@value":"1913-11-14 AD","@language":"en"},{"@value":"1913-11-14 AD","@language":"en"}],"Source":[{"@value":"Original Format: Royal British Columbia Museum. British Columbia Archives.","@language":"en"}],"Title":[{"@value":"The Grand Forks Sun and Kettle Valley Orchardist","@language":"en"}],"Type":[{"@value":"Text","@language":"en"}],"Translation":[{"@value":"","@language":"en"}],"@id":"doi:10.14288\/1.0342238"}