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The official title is\nthe University Students Co-op \\s-\nsoclatlan ($42.50 per month. Al.\n100B). Of course there are othei\nnames upplled to it \u2014 the poor\nman's Taj Mahal the Engineer's\nRefugee Camp, etc.\nOne thing Is for sure, life at\nthe Co-op ls never dull. Take Sunday for instance. On Sunday the\nhotise-mother has her day off. *fhis\nmeans that one of the lucky lfi\nWho reside at the Co.op has to\ncook Sunday dinner. Some of the\nmonstrosities served up by tho amateur chiefs would drive the ordinary eater to Slippery Joe's Greasy\nSpoon Cabaret but the boys resign themselves to their fate with\nthe attitude of \"You think THIS is\nbad. wait till my turn comes.\"\nFaithful\nBut you must give credit 16 the\nboys, they remain faithful to their\nfaculties. The Engineers prepare\ntheir meal as if they were build-\nins a bridge (one can usually detect a faint taete of concrete,) the\naggy thinks he is feeding silage\nto the own, the pharmacy stud,\nents brew up concoctions resembl-\nln Petunia's Pink Pills for Pale\nPeople and the artsmen\u2014ah, their\nmeal Is a work of art (abstract\nart.)\nOf course there are rules U\nthe Co-op. There Is a rule which\nstates that a member may not remain in the phone booth for more\nthan IS minutes. One Casanova\nforgot himself one evening while\nwhispering sweet nothings in his\ngirl's ear and hibernated In the\nbooth for 'WvefW hours.\nInstead of handing the culprit a\nparking ticket the sporting lads\nmerely slipped one of those crosses between a, bazooka and a fire.\ncrt.*cker Into the tiny phone booth\nand slammed the door. The resulting explosion was heard as\nfar away as North Burnaby and\ngave the girl friend such a jolt\nat -the other end of the lino she\nnow refers to the boy aa Urrol\nFlynn.\nMalt Factory\nThe beer strike doesn't worry\nthe boys at the Co-op. Showing\nthe wisdom of Solomon one of the\n\u25a0boys prophesied the strike and set\nup his own little malt factory In\nthe basement. The enterprising\nstudent Is now paying his way\nthrough college by selling his goot\nto the boys. Most of the fellows\nmysteriously go blind after several\nbottles of the brew but they c^re\ntaken care of. The brewer, never a\nman to pass up a loose buck, pind a spitting challenge.\nCo-eds and male students will\ncompete in a tug-of-war; forestry\nstudents will scale the heights in\na pole-climbing contest.\nBUS officials hope the Lady Go-\ndlva* Band will make its first appearance on the campus to provide\nmusic for the other events and the\ngym team, which last year provided half-an-hour of entertainment,\nwill be on band fcgain.-\nCampus gamblers can place bets\non the chariot races, in which, it\nis hoped, every active faculty will\nenter a team.\n20^o Student Body\nRegisters At Polls\nBy JEAN SMITH\nUBC students went to the polls Wednesday to register\napproval of,v (1) the present student council make-up, and, (2)\nthe proposed construction of a $26,987 bowling alley in the War\nMemorial Gym. $\n'TWEEN CLASSES\nBarrister\nBlasts\nRussia\nVancouver barrister Frank MacKenzie gave Russia- a blast for\nthe capitalism which exists in the\ncountry today, in an address to\nCCF Club members Wednesday.\nHe stated \"Approximately two\nto three million salaried, skilled\npeople representing three per cen\nof the population formed the ruling factor in Russia. They control\nthe morals, education and arts of\nthe masses. Forty per cent of the\nstudents attending unirersities In\nRussia today we children of these\npeople. The class is therefore self\nperpetuating.\nAfter the Russian revolution the\nBolsheviks employed the ruling\nclasses formerly undei the Czar,\"\nhe stated.\nThese were replaced by a ma*n-\ngerial class which came from the\nworker.\n\"Marxism is inadequate In itself,\" stated MacKenzie, \"We need\nto replace Capitalism with a democratic organization of industries,\n'\"The Socialist ideal of CCP is\nequality of opportunity for each\nindividual to develop to the fullest extent.\" concluded MacKenzie.\nEducation should be available\nto as many as could possibly benefit by It, lie said. People should be\ntree to pursue their own ideals\nwith respect to religion and vocation.\nMusic Club Feature\nCopland, Gershwin\nMUSIC Appreciation Club presents \"Appalachian Spring\" hy\nCopland and \"Rhapsody in Blue*'\nand \"An American in Paris\" by\nGershwin on Friday. Nov. lfi, at\n12:;'.(l in Double Committee Room,\nBrock Hall.\nIn the AMS referendum on constitutional revision, students came\noi* in favor of status quo over\nthree alternative plans by#a vote\nof 413 to 321.\nMuch stronger approval was glv.\nen to the bowling alleys with 704\nIn favor of them and only 257\nagainst.\nStudent Interest in the tv\/%questions seemed low with a total vote\nof only 074 or less than 20 per\ncent of the student body.\nBUI Neen, chairman of the dec-\nlion committee, said the small turn\nout at the polls might be due to\nlack of publicity, but \u201ewas more\nlikely the result of general student apathy.\nThe referendum settles once and\nfor all a question which has been\nthe butt of countless discussions\nand Ubyssey articles, and has\ntwice been deferred at AMS general meetings.\nOf the three other plans put before the students, Plans I and II\nwould have made the greatest\nchange. Plan I proposed a 15 man\ncouncil, eliminating , the junior\nand sophomore members, substituting for them three members-at-\nlarge. Plan II would have expanded\nthe councU to 22, also eliminating\nthe junior and soph members aud\nputting In their place 11 presidents\nof the Undergraduate jocietieei.\nPlan III, an elaboration of the\nstatus quo, would have done away\nwith junior and sophomore mem\ntiers and substituted in their olaces\ntwo members-at-large, thus keeping\nthe number of council members an.\nchanged.\nThree ballots were needed to\nreach a decision on the constitutional amendment question. On the\nfirst ballot, the voting was status\nquo, 270; Plan 1, 147; plan 11, 142;\nplan 111, spoiled 240.\nThe second ballot, with plan II\neliminated showed status quo, 20;\nplan I, 8(i; and plan III, 36. On the\nthird ballot, between status quo\nand plan I the count was 114 and\n88 votes respectively.\nOn the bowling alley question\nstudent approval merely means approval in principle, not approval\nof a specific contract. However,\nAMS president Vaughn Lyon has\nstated that if immediate action is\ntaken on the alleys they could be\nready about the middle of next\nJanuary.\nBanfield,\nParis In\nDebate\nPARLIAMENTARY FO^UM will\ndebate on \"Separate Schools\" In\nArts 100, at 12:30 today. Armand\nParis will represent the Government, Miss Jane-Banfield will lie\nthe Leader of the Honorable Opposition. The speaker, Jeff Turner will open the debate to the\nfloor before question Is called.\nMAMOOKS \u2014 there will be a\ngeneral meeting of all members on\nMonday at noon In the Men's Double Committee Room. Brock Hall.\nTHI8 YEAR'S residence girls\nare sponsoring an Informal dance\nin the Brock Hall on November\n16. Last year's girls a*re invited to\ncome and bring their escorts.\nLUTHERAN Student's Association meets today at 12:30 in Arts\n20H to discuss plans outlined by\nClyde J. Orlmatoedt. Western Regional Secretary of National Lutheran Council Student Service.\nAll interested students are Invited\nto attend.\nTHE CIVIL Liberties Union is\nsponsoring the visit of a well-\nknown European labor-leader to\nthe campus. Mr. Mux Schactman,\nwho is both author and translator of others' boofcs, will speak\non Friday, at 12:30, in Engineering 200 on the subject \"The United States, 1051.\" In his speech he\nwill discuss the state of civil liberties in the United States.\nUBC SYMPHONY Orchestra rehearsal will be held In the Band\nHut, Thursday night at 0:15 p.m.\nAll members are urged to attend,\nas there are only three rehearsals\nbefore the concert on Dec. 5th.\nTHE BOTANICAL Gulden Society presents slides on alpine\nflora on Friday, November 1G ut\n12:30 In Biology 100. Dr. Taylor\nwill speak on the slides.\nEL CIRCULS Latino Americano\nMcGill Coeds\nUse Sidedoor\nMONTREAL\u2014 (CUP) \u2014 McGill\nUniversity has initiated a new *'ul*\ning regarding entrance to the Arts\nbuilding.\nNow men must enter by the; will meet this evening at 1437 W.\nmain front door, while tine coeds 140th at 8 p.m. Guest speaker will\nhiuve been delegated to use the j be S. Alnianzi.*, Mexican Consul\nside door and the side door only. '\u2022 iu Vancouver.\nAUDITORIUM JUMPING\nFOR FRIDAY CONCERT\nPopular radio announcei* Monty MacFarlane, will MC\na 'Concert in Modern Jazz' by Tommy Sulhers' All-Stars,\nFriday Noon in the Auditorium.\nSeven of Vancouver's best Jazz men will be in tho\ngroup; Carse Sneddon on trumpet, Fraser McPherson on\nalto sax, Stan \"Cuddles'' Johnson on bass, and Wilt' Wiley\non piano. A new man in town from Winnipeg, Al Johnson,\nwill handle drums.\nArranger for the group Dave Pepper, will also bo on\nhand with his trombone. Tommy Sulhers, leader of the\ngroup, will be making a switch from his more often heard\n\u2022baritone to tenor sax. Page Two\nTHE UBYSSEY\nThursday, November 15, 1951\nTHE UBYSSEY\nMEMBER CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESS\nAuthorized as second class mail by the Post Office Dept. Ottawa. Student subscriptions\n11.00 per year (Included ln AMS fees). Mail subscription $2.00 pr year. Single copies\nfive cents. .Published throughout the University year by the Student Publications Board\nof the Alma Mater Society, University of British Columbia. Editorial opinions expressed\nherein are those of the editorial staff of tihe Ubyssey, and not necessarly those ot the\nAlma Mater Society or of the University.\nOffices in Brock Hall, Phone ALma 1624 For display advertising, phone ALma 3153\n^EDITOR-IN-CHIEF LES ARMOUR\nEXECUTIVE EDITORS-ALLAN GOLDSMITH MANAGING EDITOR\u2014DOUG HEAL\nNews Editor, Don Brown City Editor, Dennis Blake: CUP Editor, Sheila Kearns;\nWomen's Editor, Florence McNeil; Fine Arts Editor, John Brockington; Copy Editor,'\nJean Smith.\nSenior Editor\u2014ELSIE GORBAT\nBalderdash\n. Few sights could have been more ludicrous than last week's display of \"peace proposals\" by Mr. Truman and Mr. Vishinsky.\nBy now, most people must realize that\nTruman's proposals were carefully worded\nso that the East could not accept and Mr.\nVishinsky's proposals precluded any support\nfrom the west.\n!>' ^\nTruman proposed an immediate cease\nfire in Korea (on U.N. terms), international\ninspection of arms followed by disarmament,\nand a four-power conference on peace.\n1 \u00a7\nIft could not very well expect a cease fire\non U.N. terms and his other ideas weren't\nmuch more likely to gain support.\nThe Russians want disarmament followed by inspection\u2014not the other way around.\nThey figure (perhaps with cause) that the\ninspection gimmick is geared simply to let the\nU.S. know what Russia's strength is and that\ntt would be followed only by stalemate on\ndlaarmament. \/'\nThe four-power conference, of c&urse.\nwould not include Communist China, and the\nEast refuses to bargain without Mao at the\ntable.\nVishinsky replied with a proposal for a\nKorean cease fire somewhere about the\nthirtyeighth parallel, outlawing of the\nA-bomb, disarmament before inspection, and\na five-power conference on peace.\nThe West naturally doesn't want to settle\nKorea on the thirty-eighth parallel\u2014somewhere well behind their present battle lines.\nThe A-bomb is America's biggest ego-\nbooster and Truman isn't likely to let it go\nwithout a lot of other things happening first\nA Fair Deal?\nIt is time the Ostrom Plan is studied\nto find out just what it is doing for our\nsports programme. It appears that some teams\n\u2022re highly subsidized while others are operating on a minimum financial allotment.\nAmerican football players receive by far\nthe most considerations. As a team they travel\nbest, command the most publicity and are\ngiven the most support. As individuals they\nprosper most from the directorate funds. Examples of player benefits are the two weeks\nof free room and board, the issue of boots,\nsocks, tee shirts and the free laundering service. These benefits are not available to members of other teams. Nor, except in extreme\ncases, are provisions made for non footballers\nto have their tuition and book costs paid by\noutside interests.\nThe soccer and swimming teams are\nprobably tjie worst off. Soccer players on\ntheir one annual trip to Nanaimo are required\nto pay all expenses themselves. Swimmers,\nWho must pay half the pool costs when practicing are allowed, because of a small budget,\nto attend out of town conferences with only\nsixty percent of their members. At that they\nLaughing Matter\n\"Ridi, Vyshinsky, eognun applaudira!\"\n\u25a0 (with apologies to Leoncavallo)\nLaugh, Vyshinsky, and all the world will\nshout \"well done.\"\nThose who have opposed you all along\nwill rub their hands in glee, and take up the\nrighteous stance of \"we told you so.\"\nThose who have stood on the sidelines,\nnot knowing where to turn, will thank you\nfor the simplification of the issue at hand.\nThose who with misguided, yet idealistic\nfervour have followed you along the tortuous\ntwists of \"dialectic'' reasoning and tactics will,\nno doubt, join you faithfully in your merriment. Yet it will fall to them to explain, or\nskirt, the unpleasant fact that you have\nlaughed at a peace proposal.\nQuite obviously the three-power resolution for a peace settlement does not offer a\nVp A 7ree\nThey found him when thoy\nopened up the library a*t 8\no'clock yesterday morning.\nHe was wandering aimlessly\naround the foyer, muttering to\nhimself.\nHe was a little guy with\na crushed, hound-dog look.\nWhen he saw them come ln\nth*e door, he became* quite ex.\ncited, jumping up and down,\nall the while pointing upstairs\nto the main reading room. Although they tried to calm him\ndown, he was Incoherent, but\nvery glad to see them.\nThey turned him over to the\nHealth Service people who fin-\nEditor, The Ubyesey\n1 have been folio wing with\ngreat Interest the new trend in\nUbyssey editorials, and am quite\namased, especially by the last one,\nand the Americans are quite sure that Russia\nwon't disarm without inspection\u2014whatever\nPravda may say tfbeut battleships being turned into scrap.\nA five-power conference would include\nCommunist China and the U.S. refuses to\ndicker with an unrecognized government\nwhich, it is felt, seized power illegally.\nN.,ur.uy, th.\u2122*\u2122, not*,* ^\u2022^Irr-Tvfi'tS.'rs\nThe wtiole thing might have passed as a\ngood barrage of propoganda from both tides\nbut for Mr. Vishinsky's unforgivable blunder.\nHe laughed when Truman talked peace.\nAnd a world eagerly waiting the slightest hint of peace could not help but be embittered.\nMr. Vishinsky has probably undone\nmonths of Soviet labor in one single sentence: \"I could hardly sleep for laughing.\"\nMr. Truman's plans might have been totally unacceptable. But surely they could\nhave been used as a bargaining point for some\nworthwhile moves for peace.\nIf, instead of giving out a horse-laugh\nand instead of replying with a set of pro\nposals clearly not acceptable to the West, Mr.\nVishinsky had prepared a compromise program the onus for further negotiations would\nhave been on the West.\nAs it is, it will be rather difficult to convince the wc-jrld that Russia is any more interested in peace than the West.\nThe Kremlin, 30 years*ago the symbol\nof hope for millions of oppressed people, has\nclearly become just another citadel of sharp\npolitics.\nmust pay over one quarter of the travelling\nexpenses.\nRowers are somewhat better off. Fof the\nprivilege of practicing every night for weeks\nat a time the individual must join the Vancouver Rowing Club at a cost to himself of\nfifteen dollars. Tee shirts and packets must\nalso be paid for from the pockets of the boatmen.\nIt is time UBC realized it is a Canadian\nUniversity and not a weak reflection of an\nAmerican campus. Football is not the only\nsport on this campus. English rugby if given\nthe publicity, cheerleaders, and support could\nbring fame to the University. The spectator\nappeal cannot be doubted when considering\nthe large crowds witnessing the annual games\non the campus with the Golden Bears.\nSoccer, basketball, hockey, rowing, and\nswimming should likewise be given a fairer\nshare of the athletic grants publicity and student support.\nInstead of imitating' the commercialized\nspectacle of American sport we should revert\nto our tradition of sport for the love of sport.\n\u2014RON FOXALL.\ndrastically new solution. It reiterates the\ndemand of the western nations that disarmament would have to be subject to some sort\nof international control.\nIt demands the sacrifice of \"one pure\nounce of sovereignty.\"\nWe are probably as sceptical as Mr. Vyshinsky that any of the world powers would\nbe willing to let go of its preciously guarded\nsovereignty for the \"mere'' sake of world\npeace, but, alas, we find it no laughing matter.\nLast Week Senator B. de Farris hinted\nat the Young Liberals convention in Vancouver that the last laugh would belong to us.\nWhen the time comes for the Last Laugh\nto echo across the world, it will not matter\nwhere that laugh comes from. The laugh will\nl;e on all of u.s:\n\u2014JOE SCHLESINGER.\nparently the climax of Mr. Armour's newspaper career. He claims\"\nto be the mouthpiece of all the\nstudents, he speaks for them, he\ngives personal opinions on behalf\nof them. He ls very quick to champion \"public opinion\" on the cam-\npus. Why not, when he thinks it is\nhis own? We assume that if Mr.\nA, so states, then most must\nagree with htm. What happens if\njyr. A. tried to put as a headline\non his editorial: \"Most agree with\nMr. Armour?\" He should try It.\nHe says thiH most agree but he\nhimself disagrees. According to\nMr. A. It is unfortunate that Mr.\nGardner la-id the majority of the\nblame on the West. Further he\nsays that It is doubly unfortunate\nthat Mr. Gardner's statement\ntends to support the feeling that\npeace movements are pro-Communist. The attack on DP's ls \u00ab-lso extremely unfortunate\u2014Mr. Armour\nsays. But he' and most still do\nagree! On what? What a confused article of the Edltor-ln<3hlef!\nFurther, Mr. A, defends the\nSPM, saying that only one of the\nfounders was a Communist. By\nthe way, how does he know who\nwas and who Is? The Intention of\nthe SPM is to provide a forum to\ndiscuss the vital problems of mankind is undoubtedly very nice.\nBut why were the founders not\nsatisfied with the chance giv\u00abn\nto them by the UN'? Doesn't Mr.\nA. think that the UN Club Is an J\nappropriate place for such discus- \\\nsions?\nAs far as the DP's are concerned, I think lt would be a waste of\ntime to discuss this point. I shall\nnot be surprised if Mr. Armour\nconsiders me as one of those DP's\nwho are spreading malicious propaganda and generating internatlon-\na*l distrust. But I still do not believe, Mr. Armour, that most agree\nwith Mr. (lardner or with you.\nSincerely,\nGeorge Rohn.\nEditor, The Ubyssey\nI think the campus book store\ns unity's from three aJAments.\nThese are poor service, high prices and a frequent tendency to he\nout of stock of much needed books\nand materials.\nThe Inevitable line-up ln the\nbook store a*re served by an under-\nmaned and often slow staff. Some\ntexts are not available for weeks\nafter school starts, and often rec-\nommeded books are not carried.\nThe price of books seem to have\ntheir own separate inflationary\ntrend\u2014ever upward.\nWhile It may not seem fair to\nplace the total blame on the book\nstore Itself, perhaps if Its operation were turned over to a* private group, some of the obvious\ndefects in its functions could be\nremedied.\nDavid Youngson,\n1st year law.\n35 YEARS OF SERVICE\nTO THE UNIVERSITY OF\nBRITISH COLUMBIA.\nITS FRATERNITIES\nAND SORORITIES.\nTHERE'S A REASON\nSTATIONERY AND\nPRINTING CO. LTD.\n'WE pftci f IC OI7I\nally succeeded in getting a rational story from him some\ntwo hours after he had been\nfound by the library staff.\n\"It all began,\" he said,\n\"when my alarm clock went\noff an hour early this morning. I didn't realize I was an\nhour ahead of myself until I\ncame to school and failed to\nfind anybody around.\n\"I decided to go for a walk\nto put In the time until my\n8:30 lecture. Just off the Main\nMall, I ca*me upon a beautiful\ngarden full of trimmed box\nhedges and stone benches. I\nwandered In and soon discovered a lovely lily pond\nwith a jet of water shooting\nInto it.\n\"Then I looked up and saw\n. . .\" Here the little guy shook\nhis fist In the general direction of the library. His eyes\nbecame glassy and he lurched\nto his feet. Shuddering he regained sufficient control of\nhimself to continue.\n\"I looked up and saw a\nlarge grey building that I\ndon't remember ever having\nWith Chuck Coon\nseen before. Something made\nmi..* elinib those* steps to the\ndoor. Something drove me on\nto try the revolving doors.\nThey turned and before I\nknew it, I was inside where\nyou found me.\nAgain that strange urge *to\ninvestigate further and I\nfound myself climbing some\nmore stairs until I stood . . .\"\nA great convulsion shook his\nframe. He sucked in a* deep\nbreath and continued, \"and\nI stood in a huge hall, but all\nI could see were books, thousands of books, millions of\nbooks, books and more books,\nnnd books and books . . .\"\nAt this point his narrative\nt railed off to a mumble in\nwhicli only the word \"book\"\ncould be made out.\nThe Health Service people\nthen sent him home to spend\nthe rest of the day in bed.\nThey advised him to trade\nIlls alarm clock In for an ice-\nbag.\nBut they still haven't found\nout how I got into the library\nbefore S o'clock.\nNov. 15-16-17 Thurs. Fri. Sat.\nBird of Paradise\nLouis Jourdan \u2014 Debra Paget\nJeff Chandler\nGretn for Danger\nTrevor Howard \u2014 Sally Gray\nVANITY THEATRE\nLEARN TO DANCE\n\u2022 QUICKLY\n\u2022 EASILY\n\u2022 PRIVATELY\n3 Lessons $5.00-10 Lesions $15.00\nFrances Murphy\nDance School\nAlma Hall 3679 W. Broadway\nCE. 6878 \u2014 BA 3428\nSTUDIO\nsuggests a\nChristmas and\nGraduation\nPortrait\nWe have Cap,\n4538 W. 10th Ave.\n(OpJ). 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Thursday, November 15, J.951\nTHE UBYSSEY\nPage Three\nOpens\nA degree in Home Economics\nopens the door to \"hundreds* oi\ncareers\" for women, according\nto a UBC Home Ec student.\nConnie Newman, 2nd year'Home\nBe, explains that her course \"Isn't\njust sewing and cooking as most\npeople seem to think.-'\nConnie, who intends to specialize in commercial nutrition, must\ntake courses in chemistry, physics,\nbacteriology, commerce, economics, biology, clothing, experimental\ncookery, nutrition, diet therapy,\nInstitutional buying and administration and child phychology.\nHome Ec students usually take\npost graduate courses ln either\nteaching, dietetics, or Interior dec.\noatlng, torn which they may specialize in nutrition, demonstrating\nwork, advertising and writing,\ncafeteria management or sewing\nand cookery instruction.\n, Connie will intern .tor six\nmonths at a hospital dietetic school\npossibly in Montreal, where she\nwill make practical application of\nuniversity-taught theory.\nCOACHING\nTWO 4TH ,YEAR CHEMISTRY\nstudents will coach oa* hold classes In Chem 100, *00, 800 for students who require help in these\nsubjects. Phpne AL 1296L between^ and 8 p.m. 22\u201410\nFRENCH STUDENTS. COACH-\nIng by spebialist. M.A. (UBC) Phonetic School at Sorbonne, Paris,\nNumerous successes with backward students. AL 2792Y. 22\u20143\nLOST \u2014 BLACK FOUNTAIN PBJN\nEng. 406. Please contact Eddie -t\nCE 4284. 21\u20144.\nNEW PSYCHOLOGY 100* TEXT\nhook. Jim Patterson, phone AL\n0071, Fort Camp.\nWOULD THE PERSON WHO\ntook a blue raincoat, by mistake,\nfrom the Chem Bldg. please return same. No questions asked.\nROOM AND BOARD\nTWO STUDENTS, TWIN BEDS,\nclose to Varsity. Available AL.\n3174-M. 19-3\nWANTED\nFUND OF BACTERIOLOGY BY\nLaSalle and Principles and Practices of Bacteriology !>y Bryan.\n11 nt 2D, Acadia ('amp, AL 0026.\n22\u20142\nFOR SALE\nFORD MODEL 'A' SEDAN. Phone\nCE. 2.'.37. After 6 p.m. 19-3\nMOTORCYCLE, TRIUMPH 500CC\nin excellent condition, complete\nwith saddle bags, etc. Low mileage.\nPhone AL 3442L. 20\u20142\n1947 BSA BANTUM MOTOR-\ncycle. Excellent condition. Running like new, $135. Phone North\n1266R3, Dick. * 22\u20143\nMIDNIGHT BLUE, SINGLE\nbreasted tuxedo and tails. Size 38-\n40, tall. KE 2497\nNOTICES\nCOhOR PORTRAIT WORK AND\nlighting for color will be the topic\ndiscussed by Ben Hill-Trout, extension dept. photographer, &uly, last Thursday was a fatefull day in the history of UBC\nFour tragedies resulted from the thoughtless action of a certain barbaric element of the campus;\n1. A. MaeQINivray, former Sport* Editor, is stark, raving mad.\n2. Mae It \u2022till barricaded in the Sports office, and will remain\nthere until hit ammunition runt out,\n3. The entrance to th* ladies room, which facet th* Sport* off ie*,\nit piled high with tht bodies of slain cotdt, victims of Deeper-\nat* Al'* Laat 8tand. (He mistook them for Engineers.)\n4. The Sports office, it now located In tht Men'* washroom (in the\nbat*ment of tht library). At a retult, we ar* frtth out of eopy\npaper. Havt you ever tried to write a column on toilet tlttut?\nGads, Wha' Hoppen To Our\nSoccer Squad This Year?\nIF LIGHTNING doesn't strike\ntwice in the same place, what\nis this that has hit UBC's soc-\ncering Thunderbirds during\nthe last two outings?\nIT'S NO surprise when the foot,\nball team gets itself stiffened by\nAmerican opposition but when the\npowerful 'Bird fltba' enthusiasts\nlose not once but twice in succession one might suspect something\ndrastically nasty has happened.\nOUCH\nYou see the Thudenblrds two\nweeks ago got themselves bush-\nwacked way out In Sapperton, 3-1\nby a team which hasn't looked too\nImpressive in league pity this season.\nBUT TO add insult to injury the\nlocals Sunday were humiliated by\nthe Coast league's last placer:'\nSouth Burrtaby Legion 3.1.\nTHUS the standings today show\nthat UBC's perennial rivals thi\nCollingwood Athletics way up on\ntop while 'Birds languish in third |\nplace, an unhealthy 7 points behind.\nIt IT possible this year's team\nIs a* fizzle? One would hardly\nthink so considering that only a\ntew minor changes have beWn\nmade since .last year. Last season\nyou will remejnber, the Thunderbirds capped the most brilliant\nseaaon turned in by the UBC team\nwinning the Vancouver and District League Shield, the Imperial\nCup, 12 big blocks plus the\nBobby Oaul award which went to\nBobby Moulds.\nAnd yet the team thit year\nshould be romping through their\ndivision.\nTHKY HAVE one of the Coast\nA league's finest performers Ivan\nCarr coaching them, the best goal\nkeepers in years. Mike Puhach and\nan all-round, well . balanced club.\nWhat Is the trouble?\nNOBODY, unfortunately seems\nto know.\u2014ALEX MacGILLIVRAY.\n10EWEN CAPTURES FENCING\nCHAMPIONSHIP ON WEEKEND\nOn Friday and Saturday UBC fencers again brought\nhome the bacon for UBC.\nAnd sitting right on top of the heap was Charles Loe-\nwen. Charley suprised everyone, including himself, by winning the International Open Fencing Tournament.\n'Birds Finish\nSeason Sat.\nSaturday will see the Thunder-\nbird gridders play their last game\nof the 1951 season against the\nWhitman College Missionaries\nfrom Walla Walla.\nCoach Joe Beidler's squad hae a\nrecord of five wins at the expense\nof UBC ln as many years, but then\ntbe 1951 Thunderbirds are a 'wonder team\" when compared to the\nsquads that we have fielded ln the\npast.\nSo that you will not be disappointed, get your tickets at the\nMemorial Oym now. An overflow\ncrowd is expected for this last\ngame of Varsity's best season ever.\nCrew Meet Today\nThere will he an important\nmeeting of the crew tomorrow,\nFriday, in Arts 101, at 12:30. It Is\nexpected that John Warren, the\ncrew captain, will give a complete outline of coming activities,\nin addition to club news, and a\nfinancial report, so all members\nare urged to attend,\nSay \"HAPPY\nBIRTHDAY\"\nTastefully, Gracefully\nWith a\nBeautiful Bouquet\nGoblins Visit\nToronto U\nTORONTO\u2014(OUP)\u2014As a Hallowe'en hangover, witches, goblins,\nor perhaps unidentified people left\nmore than a dozen painted signs on\nUniversity of Toronto buildings,\nNearly all the signs Included the\nword \"Skule,\" Implying the artists\nhad a preference for sciencemen.\nThe damage done by the paint\nhas been extensive. Caretakers\nstated that the paint could not be\nremoved from the buildings without\ndefacing the stonework. Doors at\nTrinity College required reflnlsh-\ning and a caretaker received a possible fractured hand removing\nsigns.\nThe Student'\u00ae,, Council held an\nemergency meeting to investigate\ngeneral rowdyism and vandalism ou\nthe campus.\nSQUISH, SQUISH\n\\\\\nSports\" Go Shopping\nBy VIC EDWARDS\nAlthough this story has nothing\nto do with sports we In the department of Almac feel that lt\nshould make interesting reading\nor good space filler on a dull\nday.\nIt all started when sports wli-\ntor Alex MacC.illivray and I set\nout to visit a downtown Jewelry\nstoic (during huslness hours) to\nput a down payment on an order\nof rings for the baseball team\nthat we coach during the summer\nmonths. (Take all this In one\nbreath.)\nAfter arriving safely In the es.\ntahllshinent, we proceeded to .he\ncounter where one of the women\nclerks approached us gleefully\n(sh\u00a9 must have noticed the 50 dollar cheque In my hand). The following conversation followed:\nW. Clerk\u2014\"flood morning gentlemen. What can I do for you?''\nAlmae (wishing that he had\ntaken Ills morning vitamin juii't1).\n\"I wiU11 to put down h payment\non an order of rings.\"\nW. Clerk (still gazing at the .VI\ndollar cheque iu my hand). \"What's\nyour name?\"\nAlmac \"Alex MacGlllivray.\"\nW. Clerc \"Not you, the one with\nthe check.\"\nMe I'm Vic Edwards, but you'll\nfind the order under MacGillivray's\nname.\"\nW. Clark \"Yes of course, here it\nIs. Is this your permanent address,\nMr. Almac?\"\nAlmac \"Certainly.\"\nW. Clerk \"Just so we can contact you.\"\nAlmac \"I understand.\"\nMe (aside to Al.) \"Maybo we\noughta get her address, she's got\nout 50 dollars.\"\nW. Clerk \"Here's your* receipt\nyoung man. We'll Inform you when\nthe rings are ready.\"\nAlmac \"Well I'm glad that's over.\n\"Let's head out to university.\"\nAlmac \"We got lot's of time.\"\n\"Co'mon, I've Just got to have my\nmorning tonic of fruit juice.\"\nWe then travelled into a cafe\nwhere the followng events took\nplace:\nWaitress (showing her unlver.\nsity education.) \"What'll you have\ngents?\"\nAlmac \"A glass of grape Juice.''\nWaitress (picking herself up off.\nI lie loorl. \"And you?\" i\nMe (meekly). Nothing, honey.\"|\nWaitress (taking off her stockings) \"Would you like dark or\nlight?\"\nAlmac \"Dark.\"\nWaitress \"I'll Just be a minute.\"\nMe (questioning Al) \"Why did\nshe take off her stockings?\"\nAlmac (with burst of laughter)\n\"Maybe side ls going to tramp on\nthe grapes.\"\nJust then waitress emerges from\nstarts playing exotic music and\nAlmac continues laughing. He says,\n\"I can .'ust see her squishing\nthe grapes to that music. Squish,\nsquash, squish.'\nMe \"I bet she stands -In a mud\npuddle efore tramping them to\ngive the juice a dark effect.\"\nJust then waitress emerges rom\nthe back carrying a small glass\nof grape Juice.\nWaitress (setting the juice in\nrront of Al). 'Sorry it Isn't too\ndark, but come back on a nice\nrainy day.'\nWith that Al payed the hill and\nwo depart for the hallowed halls\nof learning.\nBefore we go we would like to\nleave you with the moral of our\nstory:\nIf you like grape juice in the\nmoruiug grow your own grapes.\nOne Store Only\n831 GRANVLLE ST.\nTUEUHIDIItfe '\nhie ffuivLUd\nFINEST TOBACCOS\nmake\nPHILIP MORRIS\nthe most pleaiinq\ncigarette you can\nsmoke!\npm-ji\n7TTSMOOTH . .. SATISmNfll\n' ^?^ott^fi| (tampan\nINCORPORATED 2*\u00bb MAY ie7Cl\nfi\nfAM^weAhj\nSweaters with dramatic flair!\nAustrian imports in all-wool\u2014\ninterwoven with metallic\nthread! 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