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XIII.\nVANCOUVER, B.C., OCTOBER 3rd. 1930\nNo. 3\nTwo Rhodes Scholars!Stadium Prospect\nMay Be Selected\nThis Year\nTWO Rhodes scholars may be\nelected thia year in the 1930\nElection to be held early in\nDecember. Applications must be in\nbefore November 10. Scholars elected\nthis year will enter Oxford in October,\n1081.\nA Rhodes Scholarship, which is\nworth \u00a3400 a year for two years with\nan option of a third, gives students\nan opportunity to follow any course\nof study they choose. Rhodes scholars\n>are chosen without written examination on the basis of their school and\ncollege records and must fulfil the following conditions: be a male citizen of\nCanada and unmarried; he must be\nbetween the ages of nineteen and\ntwenty-five; he must have completed\nat least his Sophomore year in college.\nCandidates may apply either for\nthe Province in which they have their\nordinary private domocilo, home or\nresidence, or for any Province in\nwhich they may have received at least\ntwo years of their college education\nbefore applying.\nthe dualities which will be considered in making the selection are:\nliterary and scholastic ability and attainments; qualities of manhood,\ntruth, courage, devotion to duty,\nsympathy, kindliness, unselfishness\nand fellowship; exhibition of moral\nforce of character and of instincts to\nlead and to take an interest in his\nschoolmates; physical vigor as shown\nby interest in outdoor sports or in\nother ways.\nFurther information and application blanks may be obtained from the\nProvincial Secretary or from Mr. T.\nW. L. MacDermot, Assistant to Canadian Representative of the Rhodes\nTrust, P.O. Box 1989, Montreal, P.Q.\nApplication forms may be obtained\nfrom the Registrar's Office, but should\nbe sent to*. D. N. Hossle, Esq., 626\nPender St.. W., Vancouver, B.C., Provincial Secretary.\nMore Promising\nMayor Favors U.B.C. as Alternative\nChampions to Drop\nThree Members\nFrom Team\nBack home after a journey covering\nmore than 20,000 miles, members of\nthe Senior \"A\" women's basketball\nteam of the University of British\nColumbia, official champions of the\nWorld, are once mote settling doyvn\nto the task of passing the Christmas\nexams. To the girls the trip yvas a\nhuge success despite the fact that\nthree quarters of the time was spent\nIn travelling. Leaving Vancouver\nlate in August the team reached\nPrague a few days before the opening\nof the Women's Olympiad. Officials\nof the meet greeted tbe Varsity squad\nat the station and announced that the\nBasketball competition which was\nconsidered the most important part\nof the programme was to be the final\nevent. The Varsity squad was given\na bye into the finals while the European teams held an elimination series\nearlier in the summer to determine\nthe representative, with the result\nthat on the date of the game the\nU.B.C team were scheduled to meet\nthe French squad under European\nrules. The game was played on a\ncinder court layed out in the centre\nof the Btadium with more than 1(5,000\nspectators in the stands, The conditions were entirely new to the Varsity\ngirls and it was with some difficulty\nthat they yvere able to use the fast\nworking combination that was so\nmuch in evidence during the B. C.\nplayoffs. The trip home was most\nsuccessful with stops being mndc in\nBerlin, Paris and London.\nThe squad this fall wiJl laok three\nof tbe members that made the trip.\nRene Harris has graduated and will\nnot be back, yvhile Rettie Tingley is\ntaking a course in Physical Education\nat Toronto, and Flo Carlisle is remaining in the East.\nUnless Premier S. F. Tolmie recedes from his position regarding the Kitsilano Indian reserve\nit appears that a stadium will shortly be erected on the University\ncampus. Mayor W. H. Malkln favors\nthe varsity site as an alternative if\nthe Indian Reserve cannot be secured.\nThe Provincial Government holds a\njunior mortgage on the Reserve property for 8300,00. The Department of\nIndian Affairs at Ottawa wants\n$400,000 in addition. Since the city\nvalues the land at only $260,000 and\nsince neither Victoria nor Ottawa\nshow any signs of reducing their demands, the prospects for a Varsity\nstadium are bright indeed.\nFor some time pressure has been\nbrought to bear on the City Council\nby University leaders for campus\nstadium. Since the 1932 Canadian\nOlympic trials are to be held in Vancouver the University, with the gymnasium at hand, will be a convenient\nplace for the try-outs.\nIt is also pointed out that if U.B.C.\nis ever to take its proper place in\nthe collegiate athletic world, a stadium\nis a necessity. Varsity athletic heads\nare insistent that the present opportunity should be taken advantage of.\nThey claim that if the University\nsite is passed up in favor of some\nother location for the Olympic trials\nit will be many years before money\ncan be raised to build a U.B.C. stadium.\ni'\"t\nFroshand Sophs\nSport Gaily\nin Pond\nThe placid waters of the lily\npond were violently disturbed\nat noon yesterday when the\nSophomores conducted a wholesale baptism of the Frosh. First\nclashing near the Arts squad\nthe struggling horde moved irresistibly toward the Library\nand soon was milling before\nthat House of Silence. The inhabitants of the place, thus\nrudely disturbed, crowded the\nwindows to stare at the amazing sight, while a throng of\nspectators stood on the terraces\nabove.\nThe battlefield presented a\nstirring spectacle as the Sophomore stalwarts, stripped to\ntheir shirts, grappled with the\ngreen-lidded forces of the Frosh.\nSplash after splash sounded\nabove the shouts of conflict as\nhapless combatants by the dozen\nwere hurled into the troubled\nwaters. Some swam aimlessly\nabout and others waded dazedly\naround and around, making wild\nclutches at lily-pads and ornamental frogs that they mistook\nfor lost berets. Freshmen, however, were not the only ones\nactually engaged in the water\nsports, for great numbers of\ndrenched Sophs were observed\niu the drink or shaking themselves on the grateful lawn.\nThe omnipresent press photographer was right on the Job,\nalways in the zones of greatest\ndanger, as he moved in the van\nof the conflict to the scene of\nwholesale ducking. He stood\nthere in an exposed position,\nspray from the centre of activities rolling heedless off his\ngown, and he all the while snapping, snapping, snapping with\nhis little camera. As a result\nof his devotion to duty, actual\npictures of these remarkable\nevents may soon be available to\nillustrate them and to preserve\nthem for posterity.\nNO DOWNTOWN REVELRY\nTHIS YEAR, SAYS FACULTY\nThe formal Freshman Initiation\nwill this year be carried out on the\ncampus, as the Faculty Committee on\nStudent Affairs has refused alloyv the\nstudents to go doyvn town.\nOfficial garb for the Freshman will\nbe pyjamas and running shoes. Students will meet in the (lymnusium\nFriday, October .\".I'd, at six-thirty.\nThe hazing will take place outside the\n(iyninasium, and a bonfire will Inbuilt between the Science building\nand the playing field.\nAs a part of the Freshettes' initiation, a revue yvill be held on Friday.\nTheir formal initiation was held\nThursday evening in the Gym.\nMembers of Council in charge of\nInitiation are Stewart Fraser and\nFred Grimmett. Earl Vance will lead\nthe  Sophomores.\nPaper on Pirandello\nOpens Letters'\nClub Program\nNew Members are Admitted\nNOTICE\nAll clubs who bave not turned in\ntheir budgets must have them in at\nthe Men's Athletic meeting on Monday 6th at noon.\nAll applications for the use of the\ngymnasium must be handed to the\nbusiness manager by Tuesday noon\nannounces Charlie Sehultz, M.A.A.\nPresident.\nComing Events\nTO-DAY\u2014\nFrosh Pep Meeting,  Auditorium, noon.\nTrack Club meeting, Arts 108,\nnoon.\nBritish Debate try-outs. Arts\n108, 3:15\nFrosh Initiation, Varsitv gym,,\n7:30.\nSATURDAY, OCT. 4th\u2014\nEnglish Rugby, Varsity vs.\nRowing  Club,  Brockton\nPoint.\nCanadian Rugby, Varsity vs.\nV.A.C. Athletic Park.\nSUNDAY, OCT. 5th\u2014\nOutdoors Club, Hike to\nCrown Mountain\nTUESDAY. OCT. 7th\u2014\nElection   for  President  of\nM.U.S.\nWEDNESDAY. OCT. 8th\u2014\nSenior Freshette Tea, Varsity\n(iym., 3:30-5:30.\nWomen's   Undergraduate\nmeeting. Auditorium. 12:1.7.\nFRIDAY. OCT. 10th\u2014\nFrosh Reception, Auditorium,\n(ieorgia St., 8 o'clock.\nFreshette meeting. Arts 100,\n12:20.\nMen's Gym  Club meeting.\nArts 108, noon.\nAt the first meeting of tlie betters\n('lub this session, held ut the home of\nMrs, 1'. (i. (A Wood, on Tuesday night,\nDick l.eiulruin yvas elected President for\nIlie year. New members chosen from\nthe applications received were Margaret\nMuirhead, Mary Fnllis, Douglas Fraser\nand Lawrence (ircig.\nLuigi Pirandello was declared a modern\nEuropean literary genius as yet singularly unknown on this continent in a\npaper yvritten by Jean Telford. \"During the first fifty vonrs he bas been known\nonly for his novels and chiefly as a humorist, but the past twelve years have seen\na much wider recognition of his dramas.\"\n\"His characters torment themselves\nwith philosophical speculation, us dees\ntheir author. In his mind there is forever a duel bet ween illusion and reality,\nHuman logic, lie feels, is only a blind\nto the ultimate truth that he seeks.\nTherefore he docs all in his power to\nshape our faith in the obvious and the\nconventional. He shows the real but\nsecret personality of his character, in\nconflict with the attitude life has forced\nupon them, He examines tlie world behind its masks\"\nPirandello's novels, illustrating \"his\ncomplicated personality and abnormal\npsychology\" were dealt wilh by the\npaper and his short stories were given\ntreatment. The latter \"serve as a medium for his philosophy of the individual,\"\nand his \"air of cynicism is like an armour\ndonned to protect his sensitiveness.\"\nThe writer's dramas, however, received most attention. His ihctuc. show\nstartling originality, and \"he is able lo\nmix farce, comedy and tnclodiiiiiia, niu|\neven to treat the triangle problem from\na novel point of view.\"\nThe problem I hut obsesses Pirandello\nwas said to be his conception of man's\ncomplex personality, \"lie believes that\nIhe individual is made up of many selves,\neach different, and that one has a different   personality  for  each  individuality.\"\nln the discussion that folloyved this\noutstanding Italian literary figure was\ndiscussed in relation to Shaw anil other\ncontemporaries, and Professor Wood was\nable to supplement tlie paper on several\npoints of interest\nNo Exchange System\nFunctions in Europe,\nSays English Visitor\nOverseas Student Unions Outlined\nTOUR INC Canada in the interests of\nthe National Union of Students of\nEngland and Wales, lveson S.\nMacadam of London, England, visited\nthe U. U. C. campus early in the week.\n\"The exchange system aa adopted in\nCanada is unknown in Europe,\" said\nMr. Macadam, in a special interview to\nthe \"Ubyssey.\" The corresponding function of the N. U. 8. and the continental\norganizations affiliated with the C. I. E.\n(Confederation Internationale des Etu-\ndeanU) is to organise travel groups that\ntour Europe; exchange of students between families during vacation; and an\narrangement by which foreign students\nattending certain universities are exempt\nfrom fees.\nOf these, the most important are the\ntravel groups by which thousands of\nstudents tour Europe annually by ar*\nrangement with the various goverontante,\nreduced railway fares and reduced visa\ncharges have been secured. The student\nbodies of the universities extend hospitality to the visitors, who are identified\nby cards issued by their own university.\nThe arrangement for tuition free of\ncharge was to accommodate language\nhonor students who must spend at least\ntwo seasons abroad.\nFew travel groups visit Canada owing\nto the expense. In the past, harvest\nparties have been sent out but will probably be discontinued due to the unemployment situation.\nThe N. U. 8. also supervises tours to\nthe winter sports in Switzerland aud\nsponsors the competition of British ice\nhockey and other teams in the annual\ngames.\nIn England and Wales (Scotland has\na separate body) the N. U. S. maintains\nan efficient organization. The hearl-\nquurters in London, in addition to carrying on the secretarial work, publishes a\nmagazine three times a year, and issues\ninformative pamphlets on its activities.\nTORONTO COED DESCRIBES\nFORMER ALMA MATER\nMiss Catherine Fish from University College at Toronto, is taking her\nthird year at the University of British Columbia. U.B.C. impressed her\nas younger, nt-yver than her own Alma\nMater.\nWhile the Western University has\nlimitless possibilities, the Eastern one\nhas, she feels, more dignity, more\natmosphere on the campus. Discipline\nplays a larger part; regulations as to\nwhat shall be worn in class-rooms and\nwhat conduct shall be pursued in halls\nare more strictly enforce\u2014especially\nas regards smoking.\nThe Students' Christian Movement,\nor the Students' Christian Association,\nplays a much larger part in campus\nlife in Toronto. There are many divisions, groups which study the arts\nand letters. Men and women are not\nassociated in these societies but each\nhave their own groups. The Students'\nCouncil is composed of a joint executive of men and women representatives,\nThe University of Toronto is nearly\nfour times the size of our own, having\na registration of about six thousand\nto our own of almost two thousand.\nThero are many more Faculties,\u2014\nMusic, Medicine and Dentistry being\nthree which have not been established\nhere. The University is also affiliated\nwith the gigantic Royal Ontario\nMuseum, which contains articles of\nancient and modern interest. The\nfamous Hart House, founded by Hon.\nVincent Maasoy, is also a feature of\nthe University. It contains rending\nrooms, music rooms, a theatre and\nlibrary.\nLOST\nOn Tuesday\u2014One leather notebook\nwith Chemistry Notes.   Finder please\nreturn to Pub. Office.\nLOST!\nKey ring and keys someyvhere in\nparking ground. Finder please return to bookstore. Cfje Mtymv\nE   UBYSSEY\nOctober 3, 1930\n(Menther of  PbcKU'  lnter-Collenlnte Pres* Association)\nIsKiied every Tuesday and Friday by the Student Publications. Board uf th\u00ab\nUnlveralty of British Columbia, West Point Qrey.\nPhone, Point Grey 14S4\nMall Subscription!, rate: f3 per year,   Advertising rates on application.\nKDITOR-IN-CHIEF -Ronald Grantham\nEditorial Staff\nSenior Editors: Rats'* Robertson and Edgar Brown\nAssociate Kditors t Margaret Creelman, Doris Barton and Nick Museallem\nAssistant Editors:  Michael Freeman, Mulrl Dingwall,  Kay Murray, Janet Hughes,\nJ. Wilfred Lee\nFeature Kditors:  Hlmle Koshevoy,  Bunny  Pound Exchange Editor:  Kay  Murray\nLiterary   Editor:   Km noes  Lucus Literary   Assistant:   Michael   Freeman\nSport   Editor:  Malcolm  McGregor. Assistant  Sport  Editors:  Cecilia  Long,  Oordon   Root\nReportorlal Staff\nNews Manager:  Hlmle Koshevoy\nReporters:   Phil.   Oelin,  Art.   McKenile and  Cecil   Urenitan\nGuthrie Hamlin, lliinny Pound, Dick Locke, Molly Jordan, Ollvt- Self*   Don Davldxiin\nBusiness Staff\nBusiness Manager: John  Fox\nAdvertising Manager: Oordon Bennett Circulation Manager: A. C.  Lake\nBusiness Assistant i Jack Ttirvey\nKdltors.fer-the-lss_e\nSenior: Edgar Brown\nAsaociaU: Doris Barton Assistants:  Malrl Dingwall and  Michael  Kresnaii\nWE CAN LOSE NOTHING\nThe suggestion that dances be held in the middle of the\nweek rather than on Friday was advanced in these columns last\nyear. We again put forward the picture of an athlete trying to\nplay a game on the Saturday following a party. This \"morning-\nafter-the-nlght-before\" appearance is seen all too often in members of U.B.C. teams.\nThe number playing on regular athletic teams constitutes\na considerable proportion of the student body, both men and\nwomen. A system which forces this relatively important group\ninto either exhausting activity or social obscurity is fair neither\nto the student nor to the University. The only reason Friday\ndances are persisted in is found in an outgrown custom still\nclinging to us from our public school days when any function on\na \"school night\" was frowned upon. Are we to be shackled by\nsuch childish relics?\nThe President of the A.M.S. may reply that this will involve\nchanging the Constitution. Alright, we answer, change it. It\nis not necessary to call a special meeting for the purpose. At\nany regular meeting the proposal could be presented to the students and acted upon. In view of the facts surely there is no\nalternative.\nKLA-HOWYAH ONCE AGAIN\nIt is customary at this time to welcome the freshmen with\nthe traditional Chinook phrase. It is appropriate also that cordial greetings be extended to another class of newcomers, namely,\nthe lately arrived members of the faculty, as well as to Miss\nSmith, assistant librarian who replaces MissfBateson.\nTo break old friendships and associations is not easy. Compared to the congenial atmosphere of the colleges which some\nof the new professors have left the rawness of the University of\nBritish Columbia may seem rather forbidding. We can, only\nhope that this impression, where it exists, will quickly thaw as\nacquaintance with the faculty and students replaces strangeness.\nCounted among our best friends are professors who have\njoined U.B.C. in the last year or two. It is expected that similar\nand equally valuable contacts may be established with the latest\nadditions to the faculty.\nCONCERNING BEING INTERESTING\nA new attitude will be needed this year on the part of\nthe two-fold audience of writers and readers of the Literary\nSupplement. Through this department much excellent work has\nbeen done in the past. For writers, it has been a means of self-\nexpression, a source of pride and interest. For readers, it has\nsought to provide something really worth reading.\nThe Little Theatre, at its opening performance a short time\nago, declared a purpose which seems similar to our own in years\npast;\u2014\"Some plays are written and acted to make you laugh,\"\nit was said. \"We propose to give you plays that make you\nthink.\" A very laudable purpose, surely; why was it that some\nof the lighter-hearted of that polite audience moaned softly to\nthemselves and wondered how they would last the evening?\nDon't they want to think? query the surprised nnd well-\nintentioned actors, Don't they want to think? echo the distracted editors of a laboriously written, carelessly read Literary\nSupplement. Ot course they do; what they don't want to do is\nto be bored by the incomprehensible offerings which have all to\noften been thrust at them in the guise of intellectual and refined\nentertainment. No; what our Little Theatre audience, and what\nour university student readers want is bright, sparkling, interesting stuff.   Otherwise they wouldn't be with us at all.\nSo this is the new aim of the Literary Supplement\u2014to\nwrite something that is capable of being read with enjoyment\nby those who only read;;\u2014not because it is part of the duties\nof a student\u2014not because it is an intellectual task to be performed\u2014but because it is interesting.   .\nThat is one function of the Literary Supplement of a University paper. But there is another function; and, as I think, a\nmore important one. It is to serve as a medium of self-expression\nfor student-writers. And it has so served, very faithfully, up to\nnow. Such writing has been wonderful practise in controlling\nand defeating \"The Wild Boy,\" who is the bane of every writer's\nlife. \"The Wild Boy\" is the name some people give to the quitting spirit; the impulse that whispers, \"It's good enough to get\nby,\" or \"Just leave it for now\u2014you're tired out,\" or \"Oh, you\nmight as well stop, you're no good anyhow.\" It is another name\nfor Inertia, than which there is no worse bedevilment in the life\nof artist people. The Literary Supplement, by just coming out\nevery so often, has encouraged and spurred writers who might\notherwise have \"let it go.\"\nThis year the Literary Supplement wants to do something\nmore. There are going to be other spurs to urge forward your\nparticular Pegasus. We are hoping that there will be rewards\nand largess for the most imaginative poem, the most interesting story, the most brilliant essay.\nThere will be further innovations. What was heretofore a\npublication consisting wholly of the work of students, will now\nintroduce certain professionals, masters of the arts, who will\ntell us just what things are about in the artistic world to-day.\nWe are hoping that the Literary Supplement will do three things\nfor student writers; open to them hospitable doors where their\nwork will be admitted gladly; interest and inspire and improve\nthem in that work through comparison with their contemporaries and advice* from saumurai; and tangibly reward and encourage them by prizes and commendations.\nCiass and Club\nNotes\nLa Causerie\nThere are still a few vacancies for\nmembership in La Causerie. Applications may be addressed to the secretary Louise Poole.\nC. 0. T. C.\nAll membera and prospective mem-\nbors of the C.O.T.C. are Invited to the\nRifle Association meeting in Ap. Sc.\n100 from 12-1 to-day.\nA general meeting for cadets and\nofficers of tho C.O.T.C. will take place\nin Ag. 100 from 12-1 Tuesday, Oct. 7.\nNon-members are welcome to attend.\nHistorical Society\nA meeting of the Historical Society\nwill be held Monday, Oct. 6, at 12.15\nin Arts 102. All members must be\npresent. Applications for memberahip should be in the hands of the\nsecretary, Taioaa Timmlns, before\nMonday noon.\nVarsity Christian Union\nThe first of the weekly Bible study\nBroun, of the V.C.M. was held last\n[outlay under the leadership of Mr.\nR. H. Birch of Arts '30.\nThese Study Groups are held each\nMonday noon at 12.10 in Arts 204.\nOpen discussion is invited and the\nmeetings  prove  very beneficial.\nAll students interested are invited\nto attend.\nLa Canadienne\nThe first meeting of La Canadlenne\nwill be held this afternoon at 4\no'clock in the Faculty Room in the\nCafeteria. Graduate members welcome.\nMen's Gym Club\nThe members of the Gym Club decided that the club should meet on\nTuesdays from 7 to 9 p.m.; and that\nthey increase the instructor's pay to\nthree dollars per night, at a meeting\non Wednesday noon.\nIn a drive for members this year,\nthe executive plans to issue membership tickets for sale at two dollars.\nThe President stated that this club\nis especially for the benefit of college\nmen who are not participating in\nother sports; and expressed a belief\nthat it will prove of great value as\na training ground for track men.\nA notice will be posted as soon as\nthe opening night is definitely decided\nupon.\nS. C. M.\nPlans for tbe coining session ure well\nunder way as a result of the inaugural\nmeeting hold Wednesday noon. Several\nof the books belonging to members of the\nclub were assigned for revieyv at the next\nmeeting, to be held Wednesday, October\n8, at IM p.m. in tlie S. ('. M. Room,\nAuditorium 312.\nINTERNATIONAL RELATIONS CLUB\nApplications for membership are now\nbeini* received by tbe Secrotary, James\nA, Gibson, Membership is open to those\nwho have completed their first year, and\nwhose academic record is at least second\nclnss.\nCHEMISTRY SOCIETY\nA short meeting of the Chemistry\nSociety will be held in Science 117 nl\n1-.10 Monday, for the purpose of electing the executive. All .students interested\nwho are taking Chemistry 3, or higher\n('hcinistrv courses,   arc   uracil   to  attend.\nTHE LITERARY FORUM\nA  ineeliim will Ik- held on  Wednesday i\nat   twelve,   in   Ails   III,'),   for  the election j\nof  the rest  of the ollicers.    All members!\nare i'e(|ucsted  to lie present, and arc re-i\nminded   that    three   successive   absences j\nyvithont  good   cause   forfeit   their   niein-'\nbership.    All those who applied last year\nwho wish to withdraw their application,\nand   those   who   wish   to   resign,   please\nnotify   the   secretary,   Kay   Crosby,    as\nsoon as possible.\n'32 CLASSES TO COMBINE!\nIN VALEDICTORY PROJECT!\nAs a result nf \u00ab meeting held early in\nthe Hummer holidays the combined executives of the classes of \",V2, including\nArts, Science, and Agriculture, appointed\na committee to investigate and report\non the suggestions for u Valedictory gill.\nOf the mi'iiy ideas received those of a\nLoving Cup, a cluck, or a Public Spcak-\ning ('nurse have been decided on as the\nmost   suitable.\nThe loving cuii would be given to I lit* j\nundergraduate doing the most for the\nI'nivc'isitv, The graduating .student to\nreceive this honor would be chosen by\nthe senior class on a basis similar to the\nlilindcs Scholarship rci|iiirement\u00bbi. A\nscholarnlii]) of *_,\").IH) would go with the\nCUII.\nIlie campus cluck would be placed on\nIlie front of the lihrniy. It would have\na very decorative dial and would run on\nthe eft'ctrir system regulating the rest of\nthe university clocks\nThe proposal to establish a course in\npublic HjM'aking would till n much-needed\nwant, it is fell. $\"t,()00 would be raised\nfor endowment al \",'',, yielding $'250,IM)\nper year, or S.VNl.OO every two years for\na InVturr.hip.\nThis fund would consist of $1,000 from\nthe classes and *I,IHM) collected by I hem\nfrom friends. Each member would be\nresponsible for an average of $10,00.\nA meeting of the combined classes, of\nArts \"32 will be held in Arts IIX) Monday\nto make a tins! decision on the gift.\niEfie iHni.tr-itP of Snti.t* Columbia\nINFORMATION TO STUDENTS\nAU cheques must be certified and made payable to \"The\nUniversity of British Columbia.\"\nMailing Certified Cheques to Bursar is Recommended\n1.   The sessional fees are as follows:\nFor Full and Conditioned Undergraduates\nIn Arts and Science\u2014\nFirst Term, payable on or before Oct. 8th $50.00\nSecond Term, payable on or before Jan. 19th 50.00\n$100.00\nIn Social Service Course-\nFirst Term, payable on or before Oct. 8th $60.00\nSecond Term, payable on or before Jan. 19th 50.00\nIn Applied Science\u2014\nFirst Term, payable on or before Oct. 6th $75.00\nSecond Term, payable on or before Jan. 19th 76.00\n$100.00\n$160.00\nIn Agriculture\u2014\nFirst Term, payable on or before Oct. 6th $60.00\nSecond Term, payable on or before Jan. 19th 50.00\nIn Nursing and Public Health-\nFirst Ternypayable on or before Oct. 6th ..$50.00\nSecond Term, payable on or before Jan. 19th 60.00\n$100.00\n$100.00\nIn Teacher Training Course\u2014\nFirst Term, payable on or before Oct. 6th $80.00\nSecond Term, payable on or before Jan. 19th 80.00\n60.00\nAlma Mater Fee\u2014Payable on or before Oct. 6th       $ 10.00\nCaution Money\u2014Payable on or before Oct. 6th       $   5.00\nFor Partial Students\nFeea per \"Unit\"\u2014Payable on or before Oct. 6th $ 10.00\nAlma Maler Fee\u2014Payable on or before Oct. 6th $ 10.00\nCaution Money\u2014Payable on or before Oct, 6th $ 5.00\nFor Graduates\nRegistration and Class Fee\u2014Payable on or before\nOct. 6th\u2014First Registration  $ 25.00\nEach Subsequent Session     . $   2.00\nAfter these dates an additional fee of $2.00 will be exacted of all students in default.\nThe Alma Mater Fee is a fee exacted from all students\nfor the support of the Alma Mater Society. It was authorized by the Board of Governors at the request of the students themselves.\nThe Caution Money is a deposit from which deductions\nwill be made to cover breakages, wastage, and use of special\nmaterials in laboratories, etc. If the balance to the credit\nof a student falls below $1.50, a further deposit of $5.00 may\nbe required.\n2. Immediately after October 6th and January 19th,\nthe Bursar will notify students who have not paid their fees\nthat steps will be taken to ensure their exclusion from classes\nwhile the fees remain unpaid.\n3. Students registering after October 6th shall pay\ntheir fees at the time of registration, failing which they\nbecome subject to the provisions of Regulation 2.\n4. Special fees are:\nRegular supplemental examination,\nper paper $ 5.00\nSpecial examination, per paper 7.50\nGraduation 20.00\nRereading, per paper 2.00\nSupplemental examination fees must be paid two weeks\nbefore the examination, special examination fees when application for examination is made, and graduation fees two\nweeks before Congregation.\nF. DALLAS,\nBursar. October 3, 1S30\nTHE   UBYSSEY\nYour Nearest Bank!\nTHE\nQanadian\nBan\\ of\nCommerce\nCorner\n10th Ave. and Sasamat St.\nGeneral Banking Business\nTransacted\nStudents Accounts\nWelcomed\nC. R. MYERS, Manager.\nS\nTHE\nPROTT\nHAW\nCHOOLS\nof\nCOMMERCE AND\nTELEGRAPHY\n4 in number in Vancouver\nand\n8 in British Columbia\nAre every day proving their usefulness    to    some    University\nQrads, or Undergrads.\nIf you want to fly to any place\nthe\nSPROTT-SHAW\nplanes will take you.\nIf you need such services\nTRY THEM\nand You'll Never Regret It.\nR. J. SPROTT, B.A., President\nPhones:   SEYMOUR  1810-9002\n336 Hastings St.. W.\nWE\nHAVE\nWHAT\nYOU\nNEED\nIN\nDrawing Instruments\nSet Squares, T Squares\nScales, Rulers\nEtc.\nDrawing and Tracing\nPapers\nFountain Pens\nLoose-Leaf Ring Books\nTHE\nClarke & Stuart\nCO., LTD.\n550 SEYMOUR ST. 550\nMUCK\nHome Truths\nFrom Abroad\nTUXEDO\nSUITS AT $35 AND $45\nThese are three piece suits tailored\nby semi-ready nothing belter made at\ntheae prices anywhere.\nTurpin Bros. Ltd.\n\"MKN'N OUTFITTERS\"\n655 Granville St.\n\u2666\u2666*\u00bb<\u00bb*<0'*>*'>*>*>*>\u00ab*>*>*<'*\u00ab<\u00bb\u00ab\u00abM**K*':'\nFor Haircutting\nBLAKERS\nof Course\nGRO.VENOR   HOTEL   HUIl.DtNl.\nMS   itowo  Struct\nSound Workma mhlp.\n\u20225**5**S***S* \u2022J****^**** ****** \u2022*\u2022 \u2022*\u2022 *\u2666\u2022 -***t* **\u2022 *\u2022* **\u2022 *t* *t* *t* \u2022\".* \u2022*\u2022* 2* ***\u2022\u2022*\nWINDMILL-TILTING\nThere is no sadder exhibition than that\nof a great mind going ofT the deep end.\nCompassion and the censorial blue pencil\nof tho Hon, Kditor-in-Chiof forbid me\nto sny much more. Besides, one must\nleave plenty for official editorial utterances.\n1 mure! to see the \"I'byssey\" depart\nfrom its former considered policy uud\ndig up the cadavei of the \"militarist-\npacifist\" controversy.\nIt is a i'0-hiish of an oft-told tide.\nThe whole vociferous lievy of sentimental pacifists who from time lo time\nhave mouthed banalities upon the subject seem to labor under the awful Im\u00bb-\nu'ef that the sight of a banoyet rouses\nmurder lust in the average human being.\nIt is all reminiscent of I'ickwick's Fat\nBoy with his statement, \"I wants to\nmake   your   flefh   creep.\"\n1 do not condemn these idealists, ln\nthe last war they enlisted by thousands\nand loudly chanted, \"Make the world\nsafe for democracy,\" \"Remember bel-\ngium,\" and the like.\nLet us have one last dig at my friend,\nthe Editor. (Incidentally his suggestion\nof an O. T. C. band is a good one.) I\npersonally consider tbat his urticle (Vols.\n1 to 4 inclusive) is a perfect example of\nthe art of praising with faint damns.\nI suggest that since membership in the\ncorps is voluntary, that its opponents\nshould let it go to damnation in its own\nway, even as I do.\n* * *\nCamouflage\nThe so-called Honor System has\nfallen into such universal disrepute\nthat it is almost time for columnists\nand their ilk to take up arms on its\nbehalf. Almost time but not quite.\nLet us have one more dig at the discredited wreck.\nFirst there is the joke that has\nbeen travelling back and forth between College Humor and the student\npapers.\n1st Student: \"How did the Honor\nSystem work at your university?\"\n2nd Student: \"Fine. Until some\ndarn sneak went and told on us.\"\nIt is our suggestion that tbe Honor\nSystem be called by its proper name\nin this college. To wit\u2014\"Laissez\nfaire\" or in other words\u2014\"Let 'er\nrip.\"\nSurely the student body is \"modern\"\nenough and independent enough not\nto seek to hide behind a sham. If, as\nis the popular conviction, the manner\nin which a student conducts himself\nis nobody's business, let us admit it.\nThe result would be the same and the\nstudent body would have acquired at\nleast the merit of consistency.\nPerhaps it might be advisable even\nto make student conduct somebody's\nbusiness and to return to the Marshal\nSystem. But I fear that such a step\nyvould shock the democratic dogma of\nour ardent and, in this respect, noble-\nminded young idealists.\nO HORROR, HORROR!\nDespite apprehensions tli.it I may lose\nhalf my readers (supposing then- he more\nthan one) if I do indulge in too much\n.shimming, I really cannot overlook the-\ner-lucubrution \"Fun and Fundamentals\"\nthat appealed in the last issue of this\nvenerable journal.\nCan it be that Hunt borne has been reincarnated?\nIn spite of the verse at the end, I am\npositive that the stuff is written by a\npoet, for only a poet could mistake a\nfigure-head near Lumberman's Arch for\na keel at Brockton Point. Poetic license?\nWell, what about the statement about\nseeing the ferry-boat dock from Brockton Point?\nNo doubt mere commonplace people\nin the Park have also heard the wind\nlaughing (heh, heh) and got their bearings slightly mixed; but not iu the daytime. It seems that one advantage nf\nbeing a poet is that you do not have a\nbang-over the next morning. Yet I\nwonder if n poetic license is us good us\nan ordinary permit.\nIt Al'.\nA Lucky Break\nRecruiting Officer: \"You say you\nwere   born   in  Georgia?\"\nColored Applicant: \"Ynssah.\"\nRecruiting Officer: \"And were you\nraised   there?\"\nColored Applicant: \"Well, dey done\ntried to raise me once, but de rope\nbroke.\" -Ex.\nThe Courteous Clerk\nA young lady yvho wunted to keep\nup with the- latest styles went into\na dry goods store and culled for a\npair of  rolled  hose,    The  clerk   was\nequal to the occasion with u little to\nspare. \"Have a scat miss,\" he said\nwith nlarity; \"we roll them free of\ncharge.\" \u2014Ex.\n\"Jazz was bom in Egypt thousands\nof yars ago,\" nays a famous actress,\nDoubtless it yvas one of the plagues.\n\u2014Ex.\nIn the September issue of the \"Canadian Forum\" appeared a rather scanty\nbut nevertheless pithy article from the\npen of Jean Burton ubout Western Canadian Universities. 1 am not in a position\nto judge the aptness of her conclusions regarding the prairie universities but 1\nconsider Ihat her remarks concerning\nthe U.B.C. contained more trill It than\nI mm! try.\nOne statement to the effect that it is\nthe \"mission\" of Ihe l.B.C. \"lo turn\nout ornaments of society\" may |tcrhaps\nshock seriouH-minded mcmlters of both\nthe student body and the faculty. The\nidea that the type of education with\nwhich the majority of undergraduates\nhere are innoculuted is practically without merchantable value up'tears heresy\nto those who have not tried to utilize it\nas a ticket of admittance to the business\nworld. To others the realization thai\nthis college actually possesses a mission\nwill come as a bright light in the midst\nof darkness. Mr*. Burton's opinion may\nbe taken as correct if it is remembered\ntbat even gargoyles are included in the\ncategory of \"ornaments.\"\nMrs. Burton goes on to say that the\nU.B.C. \"will certainly remain the most\nlight hearted of the three yvestern colleges; but as for that, if a university\ncannot educate its students, it should\nendeavor to teach them to laugh in the\nright places.\"\n(Speech, speech, Mr.  F.taoin.)\nAs regards student governemnt, we\nare told that in Western Canadian Universities it is quite harmless. \"The\nstudents never want to do anything to\nwhich the faculty objects, and as long as\nthis is so, they are perfectly welcome to\ngo on making regulations for each other\non everything under the sun. It keeps\nthem out of mischief.''\nAll quiet in the nursery!\nHere is her analysis of co-education.\n\"Socially women yvill be freeest at U.B.C.\nbecause (ui Vancouver is Vancouver.\n(b) There is no women's residence as\nyet, and the long period without one\nyvill leave a tradition even yvhen it is\nprovided.\" This seems very true, es-\njjeciully the first purt.\nShe continues: \"As long us the lives\nof the women students continue to be\ngoverned by those of their own sex the\nregulations will not be less insulting\nthan at present, and there yvill be no\nattempt at equality of treatment with\nthe men students. Senior year women,\nsitting in judgment on tho girl yvho did\nnot get in until ten minutes past eleven\nare tasting the first joys of belonging to\nthe established order, and aro finding\nthem sweet. And no whole-hearted protest will be made by the juniors, since in\ndue time they will bo seniors too.\"\nU.B.C.  women suffer under their own\nparticular system  of impertinent   regnla-;\nlions\nlu re scholarship. \" In tlio big ioek-\ncandy mountain of tin- educator's dissipated dream, there would lie studentH\nat a university. A student will be tolerated at any Western Canadian University. In any one of thein he can gut all\nhe needs, quite unmolested; the libraries\nare adequate. He may or lie may not\nget much help from the heads of his\nparticular Department, he may not have\nmany people to talk to, and he may\nsntTer from lack of competition, in that\nhis career will be either too easy a walkover for his spiritual health, or that on\nthe other hand, he may never take\nthe trouble to make himself knoyvn at\nall. But these defects are easily remediable  after  graduation.\"\n\"To say that a student will be tolerated\nis not to say that he yvill be encouraged;\nbut   as  far  as  his  part  in   the  general\nsocial life of the university, the lecture\nsystem, the examination system and tho\n1 rest   are concerned,  as  much  good   will\n, probably be done him on  the principle\ni of irritation and reaction as on any that\nj could   be  devised,   so  that   if,   in   Inter\n1 years,   he should   (trove  a  distinguished\nhistorian, playwriglu or philosopher, his\nAlma Maler will be   entirely   justified in\n\u25a0 pointing   with   pride,\"\niCheers   from   (he   Library   stacks!)\nOne more extract. \" I'a'crnulisin, not\nlo say matcrmdism, is on the increase\neverywhere. At Albert a the assistance\nof a large part of the faculty is now necessary to help the new students with their\nregis!ration,  nnd  ovary freshman  has a\nj faculty advisor to ask bim at stated intervals why his marks in the liu*t test\nwere- not higher. Attendance rules are\nbeing enforced for the two lower years,\n(Ineiilently   there   is   a  provost    ut   the\n, U, of A. as well. I',B.C. can hardly\nescape in turn, and sometime there may\nhe Deans of Men as well as Deans of\nWomen.   Then we shall see.)   At, Saskat-\ni ehowan the new girl students are met by\nkindly committees wearing the college\ncolors and carefully conveyed to the\nuniversity, while at I'.B.C. they have\ninstituted Freshman Day, when the newly arrived ave led around by instructors\nand   demonstrators   and  shown   the  sun\nThe Return\n*** or \u25a0\u25a0\u2022\u2022\u2022\nChang Suey\n.9____H____.___-i-_----H-B________-_-l\nChapter Two\nLeaving the Tamale Den by the\nback door, after passing through the\nkitchen among closely barred cages\nfrom which peered the frightened\nfaces of young tamalcs awaiting their\nawful fate, we emerged into a deserted\nalley.\n\"This way,\" whispered Arnold Anderson, grasping my arm and steering me clown the narrow lane.\nWe groped for about fifty yards\nand suddenly stepped forth into the\nmain street. As we stood blinking\non the kerb, u large sedan swerved in\nfrom the center of the road and passed\nwithin a few feet of us. I caught a\nglimpse of a delicately featured face of\ngreat beauty at one of the windows,\nand a rose fell at my feet as the car\nglided past. I stopped to pick up the\nflower and heard something whistle\npast my head and thud against an\nadjacent telegraph pole. Anderson\ndashed forward as a dark figure\ndarted across the street and disappeared into the crowd.\nI turned to the post. There, still\nquivering from the force of its flight,\nan oriental dagger stuck imbedded in\nthe wood. As I examined the weapon,\nAnderson returned.\n\"A Wing Jing,\"    he    pronounced.\n\"Chang Suey's ancestral weapon.\"\nChapter Three\nFor the next two days as I sat in\nthe lecture rooms, nightmares of\nChang Suey haunted my dreams.\nWhat fiendish purpose now dominated   that  warped mind?    Warped,\nbut so   brilliant  that   other   intelligences seemed infantile   beside   it\u2014\nexcepting, of course, the great brain\nof Arnold Anderson, the two-hundred I\nand fifty dollar a year power behind '\nCouncil.    That   Chang   Suey   would j\nembark  on  no ordinary    scheme    I'\nwell  knew.    His plans   always   had j\nbeen so colossal in their inception, so i\nworld-shaking in their execution, and\nhad threatened to be unparalleled in\ntheir success.    Never in all its ages\nhad civilization bred such an all-pervading danger    in    its    midst.    The\ncrucial moment in the history of the\nworld was at hand, and its safety depended   upon   Arnold   Anderson   and\nme.\nCogitating endlessly upon my\nterrible responsibility I determined to\nwalk from the campus into Sasamat.\nI passed the bus stand where acres of\nFreshmen fought furiously to be first\nto get home to momma after school.\nI strolled slowly on, immersed in\nthought, paying no heed to the cars\nthat whizzed or puffed along the road.\nI even forgot to try to bum a lift.\nI had just, passed the Cables when\na long low limousine pulled up to the\nkerb beside me. I turned and saw\nthe lady who had saved my life by\ntossing me a rose outside the Tamale\nDen.\n\"Wanta lift?\" she breathed.\n\"Betcha life,\" I fired back, and\nopened the door. Strong hands seized\nme and dragged me in. A cloth, soaked\nin some powerful anaesthetic, was\nthrust over my face. For a few moments I struggled and then faded out.\n(To be continued)\nr\n| SHAP!\n| 686 Robson St.       Doug. 4838 |\nI* _\u00bb\u00bb_\u00bb_\u00bb_\u00bb_\u00bb\u2022_\u00bb\u2022!\nand what a wow\nREAL CASHMERE\nSCARVES\n$2.00\n\"VOIIR HOSOM miBNI)\"\nGold's\nHaberdashery\nEnglish Rugby\nAND\nCanadian Football\nEquipment\nSEY.5476       SEY. 6404\nA. G. Spalding & Bros.\nOF CANADA LTD.\n424 Hastings St. W.\nK93\nLitany Coroner\n\u25a0H\nOU R one aim is to\nplease our many\nfriends and customers\nfrom the U. B. C. and hope\nthat this year we will again\nbe favored with as liberal\na patronage as we have in\nthe past.\nrCafe\n722 Granville Street\nCaterers and Confectioners\nO Tempora, O Mores\nDedicated to the U.B.C. Book Dept.\nMultitude of tired faces,\nCrowding in the spacious hall;\nIs it tickets for the races?\nIs  it Scotchman's \"free  for all?\"\nIs it cry for constitution?\nRiot--menace of the times?\nAre they waiting for solution\nOf n greatest of the crimes?\nAre they up to date crusaders\nPurifying all   mankind?\nAre they treacherous  invaders\nStabbing slyly from behind?\nWho are they who left their toils,\nMissing meals, and joy, and sleep?\nAre Ihey  raising Conun  Doyle'.1'.\nSpirit  from the dark and deep?\nMay  be some  illustrous leader\n(lives a speech behind thut door?\nCan't you guess, ah gentle reader?\n. . . Line in front of the book store . .\nJ BAN B. MAIUJOLIS.\nWhat People Are Saying:\nProf. Day: \"Well by the Lord\nHarry there's my old freind\nJawn!\"\nProf. Roving: \"The reason\nthat the air is fresher in the\ncountry is that the farmers do\nnot open their windows.\"\ndial and the pond of water-lilies, while,\ninformation as to these is read to them\nfrom   mimeographed   sheets.\"\nOh, Alma Mammy, you are just like\na mother to mo\nLet us discard \"Tuuni est\" for \"In\nloco parentis\" or \"Virginibus put-risque.\"\nNow, future ornaments of society, --\n\"lie that is without sin among you, let\nhim  first cast   the stone.\"\nHutchison \"Is this a first-class restaurant?\"\n'    Waiter\u2014\"Yes,  but if you'll sit over\n'here in the corner we'll serve vou.\"\nI , . . '\nDoc, \"11, says that the older genora-\n1 lion  wasn't   really  anv  bettor than  the\nI present, but it took tbe old man longer\n| to light an oil lamp than it does to push\na button for the parlor light,\n* * *\nI     \"ll   -\"You're quite ar. optimist, aren't\ni you?\"\nR.A.I'. \"Not altogether I Mieve\nthe world is getting belter every day,\nbut after four years in college I in not\nso sun! about  the nights.\"\nSlink\/, (dining on the North Shore)\u2014\n\"Hey, waiter, this isn't chicken soup.\nThere's not a bit of chicken in it at all.\"\nWaiter \"What's the difforence. You\nwouldn't exited to find the Minister of\nLands and Mines in a cabinet pudding,\nwould you?\"\nLittle clips of scissors,\nLittle dabs of paste,\nHelp get out this section,\nWhen tin- editor's in haste. THE   UBYSSEY\nOctober 3, 1930\nFUN AND FUNDAMENTALS\nLet no one tell me that the days of\nnecromancy are dead; that the times\nare passed for charms and spells and enchantments. I know better. What\nsceptic shall tell me thut. it is a romantically impossible happening that a whole\ncity be stricken into silence, yea, even\nin a single night? Let him attend to\nwhat follows:\nIt was a hasy, quiet morning in the\nlittle French village of Oradoui-Sur-\nVayres. The honest citizens flocked, as\nwas their wont, to the single inn the little\ntown boasted, to take their morning\ndraught of good French wine. Everything was as usual: the stout civilians\nSMSlp'ted over their tankards with all\nicir accustomed solid cheer. Then au\nuntoward thing occurred; old Jean I*-\nbrun, smoothest chatterer of them all,\nbegan to stutter and hesitate In his s|>ecch.\nOthers quickly began to follow suit, until\nfiresenlly the whole company fell into\nncohercnt (lesticulations. Thn inn-koe|ter,\nthinking it over early in the clay for such\na state of apparent intoxication to prevail, attempted to ask what was tbe\nmatter; be found, to his groat fear and\nwonder, that he could not move his tongue, and at each attempt, he and all his\nguests were less success!ul iu their efforts\nverbally to communicate with one another. Then the good wives of the town\nbegan to hurry from their tasks, totally\ndumb, and, as may well be imagined,\nextremely agitated. The children ran\nout of school, stuttering feeble astonishment at their parents' plight. By evening\nof that unhappy day the whole town was\nwas plunged into gesticulating silence.\nMagic I\nliy sceptic, are you also silenced by\nthls apparently super-natural, yet undoubtedly authentic state of affairs?\nNot he I \"Impossible phenomenal Muddle-brained dreaming! 1 hear him ejaculating. But wait. Doctors and scientists from all over the country were\nrushed to the spot; swiftly they examined\nair, food, wine, everything. Thoy found\nthat a quantity of arsenic had been\nplaced in the wine which would paralyse\nthe tongues of the drinkers; the civilians\nof Oradour being all moderate wine-\nbibbers, were consequently struck with\ndumbness. And lot for three months\nthey existed in forced silence, until, the\npotency of the spell, or the evil effects of\nthe arsenic gradually wearing off, the\nvillage plunged into violent verbal recriminations of the sorcere, und immediate law-suits against the same, who\nis still unknown. Now, sceptic, tell mu\nin vain thut Romance is dead!\nCorrespondence\nEDITOR'S NOTE: A long and eloquent letter has been addressed to the\nEditor by \"C. O. T. Corpse.\" We regret that a lack of Chinese type prevents\nus from publishing the communication.\nEditor,  \"Ubyssey.\"\nD\u00ab\u00bbr   Bin\u2014\nA*  I  don't believe that  this  will ever see\nfirint, I ah_.ll be perfectly frank. The errors\nn your editorial were only surpassed by ita\ninsanity. You speak of the flaurwiU dUplay\nof band, bayonets and buttons. Tho O.T.C.\nhaa no band and ax fur us 1 know, ihe unit\nheld two uniform parades Inst year. These\nwere held on a late Saturday afternoon, fur\nfrom the buildings, so a.- not to unduly influence susceptible upper arts men. The O.T.C*.\nnot solicit recruits. The majority of men on\nthe cnmpufl could noi even point out tho 1-iir.\nrow of that objectionable body. That an arts\nman shoulil become so tinimi-.te-l that be wmiulii\nactually write about a body of which be- ol>-\nvioihIv knows nuthinsr, is in il-olf remarkable, hut it is even mure i-enarkabk- tha; he\nshould make an al-n.-.u inu-lli^eni rriiirl-.m\nof non-e\\isteiil evils. If you are afrael that\na clique wilt develop which will not he amenable to your will lulthounh your diclaiorinl\nrlnhts ure questionable I why not. start on -me\nof Ihe clubs or fraternities which are less in-\nirospci tive than the O.T.C!. In 11)14 tlie country was very Klad of just such bodies an the\nO.T.C . although the events of that unhappy\nyear could not have been foreseen. As loiu:\nas 1 obtain an edi,cation and a living on Canadian soil, I will not imidk'e the time and effort required to train myself to serve, if necessary, In defence of the country. In the\nevent of war, every man worth his salt would\nenlist. There ia an old rule of cumpinir which\napplies here. Only the tenderfoot rouxha it,\nthe experienced man know- how to be comfortable. Similarly only the fool (1 include\nupper arts men | would consider (joins? as a\nprivate when a little foresight would enable\nhim to no as an officer. If, however, you arc\none of those who world prefer to let someone else do the diny work while they remained at home with the women, I hope you\nwill hum this, as you lire not worth answer-\ninir. If officers ure not drawn from the universities, thoy mint be drawn from the less\neducated. I have no hesitation in saying that\nyou, who are so proud of your intellectuality, would ureatly object tn helns commanded\nby a mere hitch-nchool uruduatc. You would\nquestion his judgement nnd you wiuld lie ciui\u00bbe\n\"Which is your favorite star?\" some\none asked me. \"My favorite start\" 1\nsaid, interested. \"Why, I don't know.\nSometimes I think it's Capella, that rosy\none; and sometimes I like Algol, because\nyou never know what color he Is.\" It\nwas then that I discovered that another\nsort of star wns meant; but the idea\nintrigued me thrillingly.\nWhich is the lovelier, tlie far blue\nRigel or the warm, bright hue of Hetel*\ngeiue? Does the glorious gold of Venus\nshine dearer than Mars' courageous red?\nIt would be rather an interesting bit of\npsychology, finding out -peoples favorite\nstar. Ho would be a steady, dependable,\nkindly fellow who liked ihe Polo Star\nbest. And who would have red Arc-\nturns for bis star but a bold, hot-toiu'ierocl,\nlovable sort? 1 would wager muoh that\nCleopatra's star would have been Algol\nin tlie books called \"the wonderful\nvariable.\" And Napoleon, surely, would\nhave chosen (lie steady, terrible light of\nSaturn for his own ' Cromwell might\nhave looked to the grave Pole Star for\nhis inspirations, and so might a lonely\nman tunned Lincoln.\nAnd so one could conjecture all over\nthe starry skies -Sirius, I'rocyon, Alde-\nbaran, Alcyone all these myslic, wondrous names have their great spirits to\nshine with them. A most intriguing\nquestion, that was. What would you\nanswer?\nrlttht. You are mlstukltiK la.iness for conscience. It would be a queer conscience that\nwould forbid the study of self-defence while\ncountettunciiiR the manner In which arts men\n\"make wheopee,\" As for learning the proper\nway to bayonet a fellow-man, it must be most\nannoying to be bayonetted by an unskilful\namateur, and how irritating if the wroni* blade\nwent home I And officers don't use bayonets,\nalthough they are a most efficient weapon,\nYou could count on the tinners of your hands\n(if your mental capacity allows I the number\nof occasions on which bayonets were largely\nused in the ureal war.   Only the flt survive.\nYuurs truly,\nBRUTAL BAYONKTMAN.\nDE8LAOATION\nEditor, \"Ubyssey.\"\nDear Sir:\nWe, the undersigned of the Publications\nBoard wish to disassociate ourselves from the\nopinions expressed In the editorial, \"Superimposed Militarism.\"\nH.  KOSHEVOY\nMALCOLM  McORKOOR\nOORDON ROOT\nG. HAMLIN\nR.   V.  LOCKE\nMiget Golf and Talk Features\nof S.C.M. Meet\nGolf and a sing song were the chief\nattractions ut the S.C.M. social evening last Monday.\nAlter attempting tbe hazards of\nminiature golf, the group gathered at\nthe home of Mrs. Gibb, 3845-36th W.,\nyvhere a new S.C.M. song book was introduced. Tom Barnett, president,\ngave a short account of his recent\ntrip to the Elgin House conference\nin  Ontario.\nPlans for study groups and noon\nhour lectures were discussed and the\nGet-acquainted socials for New Students were set for Tuesday, Oct. 7.\nThe Student Christian Movement\nwill open its program this session\nwith two get-together meetings on\nTuesday, Oct. 7, which will be characterized by group singing, informal\ntalks and discussion, introduction into\ntbe nature of the Movement, and it*\nprogram  for  the  year  yvill  be  given.\nThe women will meet at 8 p.m. at\nthe home of Mrs. Alex. Gibb, HN-lo W.\n.'Kith Ave.\nThe gathering for the men will\ntake the form of a dinner meeting,\nthe place and time to be announced\nlater on the Arts notice boards.\nAll men and women yvho may In-\ninterested in forming a connection\nwith the Movement are very cordially\ninvited, and are asked to indicate their\nintention of coming through the\ncampus maill. Address your notes\nto 'A\\2 Auditorium Bldg.\nC__m*\"\u00bb-Uofn Letters\nTo the Members of the Men'B Undergradute\nSociety\nNow that Doug. Pollock has resigned, I feel\nthat It is my duty to my supporters and to\nmyself to run again for the position of President of the Men's Undergraduate Society.\nAlthough defeated last spring, t do not believe that my platform had anything to do\nwith the matter, Tne men of the University\nwanted Pollock, rather than myself, so Doug,\nwas elected. This may be seen by the fact\nthat Doug had no platform.\nThe number of candidates in the field shows\nthat an Interest is being taken In thla election.\nI can only hope that each candidate has more\nthan a handful of supporters so that the polls\nnext Tuesday will show that all who are eligible to vote have expressed their opinion so\nthnt the man elected will feel assured that\nhe has a real majority behind him.\nI wish to thank my old campaigners and\nany new recruits who are backing me (or the\nposition.\nYours sincerely,\nFRANK BUCKLAND.\nTo the Members,\nThe  Men's  Undergraduate Society\nIn  iiceeplliiu nomination  for Ihe poaltlon of I\nPresident of the Men's Undergraduate Soclely,\n1   was   Influenced  by  one  important   consideration,     It   has   been   my   privilege  during   Ihe\nlast   session   lo   attei'd   Mod III   University   as '\nKxrhmo'c Student from U.II.C.    In this rvgnrd\nt  should  ilka to  take this  opportunity  to express my KNitltudc to the University for hav- i\nIng   chosen   me   as   llieir   representative   last\nyear.    It Is now my only hope that I may find ,\na means ot passing on to U.B.C some of the I\nIdoaa  I  have gathered from  a  somewhat  com- I\npreltonslve study of the organisations and  in- ;\nntltutlons  ut   McOlll.    ll   is  my  belief  that   a\nposititlon   on   Council   would   afford   the   beat\nopportunity   for  this  purpose,   and   It   Is  consideration of this that  I  solicit your votes In\nthe forthcoming election:'\nMost especially I would favor the establishing of a permanent Hook Kxchani-t-; the compiling of a Directory of Students; nn investigation Into the possibilities of a Key Society;\nund a definite fee for athletics payment of\nwhich entitles the student to a scrip of\ntickets  for all  home events of the season.\nIn connection with my position on Council,\nI would lend my support to all measures\nwhich are in the best interests of the student body; and I would discharge to the best\nof my ability all the duties which are entailed\nIn the tenure of the office.\nThanking  you,\nALAN   T.  CAMPBELL.\nEXCHANGE NEWS\nTo the Members of the Men's Undergradute\nSociety\nThis is to announce that I urn in the field\nfor the Presidency of the Men's Undergraduate\nSociety and seek your vote and influence to\nihat end. The prime motive for all my work\nis service. My experience and record in the\nHold of Student Government you perhaps know.\n1 thnnk those who have conferred the honor\nof this Important nomination upon mc ami\npromise to fulfil the duties of this office lo the\nvory best of my ability.\nWM.  J.  SKLDKR.\nTRYOUTS   FOR   MUSICAL   SOC1I.TY\nNOW IN FULL SWING\nA treat is in store for those students\nfortunate to secure membership in the\nsociety this season. Studenls of professional calibre may have the privilege of\nrepresenting tlie Society on the stage or\nin broadcasting studios. The executive,\nin keeping with the ambitious program\noutlined, are looking forward to an array\nof talent suflicient to take care of the\nseason's activity. All those yvho have\nsent in their applications please note the\ntime and date of your tryout.\nMonday, Oct. (i, 12 noon sharp, piano;\nMonday, Oct. fi, \\'2'M), Soprano \\nices;\nTuesday, Oct. 7, 12 noon, Soprano Voices;\nTuesday, Oct, 7, 1_.\"10, Mezzo-Sopranos;\nWednesday, Oct. H, 12 noon, Altos;\nWednesday, Oet. S, 12..'.(), Contraltos;\nThursday,' Oct. \u00ab), 12.10, Recital in\nAuditorium. Admission free, everybody\nwelcome; Friday, Oct. Ill, 12 noon,\nBashes; Friday, Oct. 10, l'.'A.I), Baritones;\nMonday, Oct. Fl, 12 noon, Tenors;\nMen-lay, Oct. Fl, 12.Iii), Balam-c Men's\nVoire-;; Tuesday, t hi 1 t, 12 noon,\nStrings; < 'onei-rt Master ami Im Violin;\nI'liesday. ' >rl. II, l'JAO, Bal-ince Violins.\nCellos, etc.; Wednesday, Oel. lo, 12\nnoon, Wood Wind; Wednesday, Oct. to,\n12.;i(), I bass and Percussion; Thursday,\nOct.   Iti,  Balance Tryouts.\nLust date for instrumental or vocal\ntryouts.\nAfter this date special appointment\nmust be made at Auditorium 207.\nFriday, Oct. 17. General meeting of\ncomplete organization. Watch notice\nboards for further infromution.\ni* aa aa *n* en* _* _* _*_, _r* *%. _*_,,_% _% _ _*_> _\u2022* *\u00bb _* _n__M_r*_n_,_%4n.<\n\\ fteminston portable-\ni\ni\n<\n<\n<\ni\n<\n<\n<\nim\noffers   especially   attractive   DISCOUNTS   of\n10%  and  10%\nto Htudi'iitH of the Wniber*ilp of ikittgh Columbia\nYou will like the latest models because they nre\nLIGHT, COMPACT, ami EASY TO CARRY in sturdy carrying\ncases.\nRAPID\u2014fastest  human  fingers cannot otitspecd them.\nDEPENDABLE    embodying more than fifty years of\nRemington Experience, with important new features.\nThe CAMPUS REPRESENTATIVE cordially invites YOU to inspect\nthis POPULAR TYPEWRITER\nJAMES A. GIBSON\n214 Union College Telephone: Pt. Grey 1-I70-O\nPhilosophy Club\nAll students interested in philosophy, and who have successfully\ncompleted their course in Philosophy\nI., are invited to join the Philosophy\nClub. All applications must be in\nthe hands of Bill Selder or Molly\nLoekhart before Thursday, October '.).\n>\n)\n>\n)\n>\n>\n>\nm*\nTea Dance for Tigers\nToe-Tickling Success\nThe tea dance held by I lie (lamina I'lii\nMela Sorority in honor of the Hamilton\nTigers after the .nine wilh V.A.C. Saturday, Mas voted a success by all who\nattended   it.\nThe music was provided bv Jack\nEmerson ami his orrl.-sira, who certainly lived up lo their lepulations as\npurveyors   of   toe-tickling   j i\u25a0\/,\u25a0\/..\nIn addition io the members of the\nHamilton Tiuei-- team and of the Vancouver Athlelic Club, the number of\nthose present wis swelled by the Varsilv\nEnglish Rugby Team and many ol (Inspect u tors of I heir game with the Imperial\nJapanese\nDAILY CALIFORNIAN\u2014\nWhen registration for the fall semester closed yesterday afternoon at\n4.30 the check-up revealed a total of\n10,248 students to date registered for\nwork in the University this fall semester, according to Thomas B. Steel,\nrecorder of the faculties. This figure\nshows an increase of 267 students\nover the number registered at this\ntime laat year. About 200 more students are expected to register, Steel\nstated.\nTeachera in junior and senior high\nschools will be taught the mechanic!\nof school Journalism in an extension\ncourse to start tomorrow at 4 o'clock\nin the McClymonds High school,\nOakland. Instruction will be given in\nyvriting and editing copy, proofreading, headlines, preparation of dummy\nund mukeup of forms.\nThe historical tug-uf-war staged\nannually on Rogers Held brought final\ntriumph to the well-known green in\nthe frosh-soph supremacy contest\nstuged Saturday morning. The contest throughout was characterized by\nclose and strenuous rivalry, with each\nclass winning altornate events. The\nfinal account gave the sophomores iwg\nand the freshmen three points. Several hundred students, in which the\ngreen caps of the frosh were predominant, lent vigorous vocal support to\nboth teams.\nBERKELEY\u2014An analysis of the\nregistration lists for the University\nof California during the past year,\njust completed by the recorder of faculties. T. B. Steel, reveals that students gathered on the campus from\nevery county but one in California,\nevery state in the United States except three, and from 37 foreign countries.\nSOUTHERN CALIF. DAILY\u2014\nFor the benefit of those freshman\nwomen who are unacquainted with the\nruling regarding armbands, this and\nother freshman traditions are reprinted :\n1\u2014Freshman women wear a green\narmband above the elbow on the left\narm, this ruling being enforced for a\nspecified length of time by the Trojan\nAmazons.\n2\u2014Freshmen do not use the senior\nbench or walks of the Administration\nbuilding and Old College.\n.'!--Freshmen attend chapel every i\nday and sit in the balconies only.\n\u2022I- No \"prep\" or high school jewel- j\n\u25a0\u25a0 y, monograms, or sweaters are worn I\nby any university student. (The Cali-1\nfornia Scholarship federation pin and ,\nthe Ephibian ring nre exceptions to !\nthis  rule.)\n5\u2014Freshmen   always    carry   the\nfreshman  handbook  or \"bible\" while ,\non campus. j\n6\u2014Freshmen do not park their j\nautomobiles on University avenue.       j\nWASHINGTON EVERGREEN\u2014        i\n\"An hour a day in the gymnasium\nmakes better students,\" states J. Fred\n(Doc)   Bohler,  director   of   athletics\nand head of   the   physical   education\ndepartment at Washington State col- j\nlege.   \"We endeavor to make physical j\ntraining educational  by teaching the '\nfundamentals  of  all   popular   sports.\nWe also guard against overdoing.\"\nNearly all the men enrolled at\nWashington State college participate\nin either intramural or mass athletics,\nvepoivs   Bohler.\nBasketball, track ami baseball proved   the   most   popular    activities    last i\nyear.    These were followed liy volleyball,  horseshoes, cross-country, hand- ;\nball,   swimming,  tennis,  golf,   boxing, i\nwrestling and fencing.\nStudents and faculty at Washington\nStat.- college are planning one of the\nlargest Horn, coming celebrations in\nthe history of the school, activities\nbeginning Friday evening and lasting\nuntil late Saturday night, October 11.\nThe classic of the week-end will b?\nthe game yvith the University of\nSouthern California on Saturday afternoon.\nWASHINGTON EVERGREEN\u2014\nOver four-fifths of the men enrolled at Washington State are either\nwholly or partly self-supporting, according to figures recently released\nfrom the office of the Y. M. C. A.\nNearly 85 per cent, of the masculine\nstudents are earning from one-fourth\nto all of their college expenses.\nThat the co-eds also are showing\nindustry and resourcefulness is indicated by the fact that 17 per cent, of\nthe 1000 women enrolled are entirely\nself-supporting. A total of 37 per\ncent earn at least a fourth of their\nexpense money. Many of the students\nremain out of school a semester, Increasing their earnings through concentrated work. Others work \"off\nand on\" during the summer vacation,\nor throughout the school year. According to the questionaire circulated\namong Washington State students, 35\nvarious occupations served as a means\nfor earning college money.\nGrade records show that self-supporting students often rank among\nthe highest, and are frequently the\nmost active in campus affairs, ft has\nheen found, however, that students\nattempting to devote too many houn\nto outside work during the school term\nmeet many difficulties preventing them\nfrom doing justice to either school\nor outside work.\nWILLAMETTE UNIVERSITY \u2014\nThe result of the Willamette student\nbody elections was somewhat unusual\nin the fact that the women carried\noff more of the honors than has been\ncustomary in the past Miss Dorothy\nPemberton,'31, was the only candidate for editor of the Collegian,\ncampus weekly, and Miss Helen Stiles,\n'32, was elected to the editorship of\nthe 1931 Wallulah, the yearbook.\nThis is the first time for a number of\nyears that either of these positions\nhas been held by a woman.\nIDAHO ARGONAUT\u2014\nAfter playing their tough 1930\nschedule of 10 games, the University\nof Idaho Vandals will journey halfway across the Pacific to the Hawaiian Islands, during the Christmas holidays, to meet the University of\nHawaii team and the Honolulu All-\nStars.\nGeorge E. Hornton, graduate manager, has made final sailing arrangements. The Vandals will sail on the\nMadson liner Madsonia, from San\nFrancisco December 17, and will return on tho same ship January 7.\nThey will arrive in Honolulu harbor\nthe morning of December 24, and will\nplay their first game Christmas day.\nThe trip will be the longest one\never taken by an Idaho team, It will\nmark an Idaho football team's first\nappearance in the Islands.\nS. C. DAILY TROJAN\u2014\nTyvo neyv departments in aviation\nhave been created this year at S. C,\none a chair of commercial aviation In\nthe College of Commerce and Business Administration, the other a chair\nof Aeronautical engineering in the\nCollege of Engineering. An insistent\ndemand on the part of those interested in aviation for training in preparation for the field of aeronautics led\nto the establishment of the two depart incuts.\nTiiking a further step in expanding\nits already international scope, the\nSchool of Philosophy of the university\nhas scheduled a course in Chinese\ncivilization given by D. Willard Lyon,\nvbiting professor in the university\nfor one year.\nInternationl Relations Club\nAn important meeting of the International Reinthum Club will be held\nWednesday, October 1st, at 12.10 noon\nin Room Arts 101 Basilicas includes\nthe progrimi for the ensuing term, fees\nand the possibility of i.iding in sending\na delegate to the l'an-1'ncitic Student\nConference at Portland. A full attendance of Charter and past members is\nrequested; prospective nietiibers and\nthose interested will be heartily welcomed.\nSUPPLEMENT THREATENED\nBY LITERARY TYEE\nUp to now it has been the\ncustom of the Literary Supplement to print only the initials\nof its contributors. As a new issue is coming out in a short\ntime, the editor ha* been considering such details with care.\nIs it belter to publish work with\nfull name and credit, or with\ninitials only, thus keeping the\ncontributor's name and his ability more or less secret? We\nwould like the opinion of contributors on this matter, and invite correspondence concerning\nit. Do you prefer initials or\nful! name to an article or poem\nor story, and why? The best\nletters on either side of this\ncontroversy will be published in\nthe first Literary Supplement.\nThe Bay Cleaners\nand Dyers\nCORNER 10th & SASAMAT\n(Bos Terminus)\nDry-Cleaning, Dyeing,\nAlterations and Repairing\nBy Experienced Tailors\nPHONE: PT. G. 118\nINITIATION\nAll Freshmen must report at\n6,30 p.m. Friday, October 3,\nat the Gymnnsum. They must\nbe dressed in pyjamas suits and\ntennis shoes, and must bring a\nblindfold  with  them.\nFor That New Home\nHAHOLD KING (Arts *30)\nut the office of \u2014\nWilliam Morris & Co. Ltd.\n2512 Granville St.\nBuilding  Contractors,   Estute  Agents\nINSURAN(T IN ALL ITS\nBRANCHES\nPhone Bay. B201\n\u2666\u2666\nOPPORTUNITY\nfor   part-time  employment,    Student\nwith car  preferred.\nSee Mrs. Mathews\nRegistrar's Office. October 3, 1930\nTHE   UBYSSEY\nTurret Hath  Charms!\nHis driving was all\nwrong \u2014 but his\ncigarettes were all\nright \u2014 Turrets, of\ncourse \u2014 with their\nexceptional quality,\nsmoothness and\nflavour.\nTURRET\nmild and fragrant\nCigarettes\nSave the valuable \"POKER HANDS\"\nSomebody wants   #\nYour Photograph \u2022\nSpecial school styles\nand prices at our\nstudio\nBridgmans\nStudio\n413 Granville Street\nUniversity Book Store\nHours: i) a.m. to 5 p.m.; Saturclaya, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.\nLoo.se-Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books and Scribblers\nat Reduced Prices\nGraphic and Engineering Paper, Biology Paper.\nLoose-Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink.\nPencil and Drawing Instruments.\nCrepe Paper for Masquerades, etc\nALL YOUR BOOK SUPPLIES SOLD HERE\nTuxedos\nof Quality and Distinction\nLook your host ut this season's Prom's and parties\nOur special offering of high quality Tuxedoes will appeal\nto Freshmen and Sophomores alike\nAgain emphasizing Dick's   fc^fc,^ OO\nvalues this line is offered at   m^*m*vm*9n\\*f\\mv\nr William\nDICK tggrwg'ii\nWashington Siaie Plans\nRecord Homecoming\nExpansions in College Noted\nStudents and faculty at Washington State college are planning one of\nthe largest Homecoming celebrations\nin the history of the school, activities\nbeginning Friday evening and lasting\nuntil late Saturday night, October 11.\nThe classic of the week-end will be\nthe game with the University of\nSouthern California on Saturday af*\nternoon.\nFriday evening the students will be\njoined by the alums in a gigantic pep\nrally, with a bonfire and noise parade.\nA program of collegiate entertainment composed of music, skits, veils,\npep talks by coaches and prominent\nalumni will be glvon In the auditorium. The Moroni Olslen company\nwill present \"The Ship,\" and a dance\nIs scheduled at the Green Lantern.\nAdditional courses in horticulture,\nchemistry and physical training, as\nwell m in several other departments,\nare being promised graduate students\nat the State college this fall, according to F. L. Pickett, dean of the graduate school.\nThe graduate school was established\nas a distinct division of the college in\n1922, and since that time has expanded rapidly. Over 800 advanced\ndegrees have been conferred. Dean\nPikett declared that work for graduate\ncredit is now being given in the college of agriculture, home economics,\nmechanical arts and engineerings,\nsciences and arts, veterinary medicine, and in the schools of education,\nmines and geology, music and fine\narts, and pharmacy. The physical\neducation and military departments\nalso offer additional work beyond the\nfour-yoar courses,.\nInfluence of U. of C.\nIt Far Reaching\nA total of 282 extension classes will\nbe opened in southern California during the coming two weeks by the\nExtension Division of the University\nof California. Of this number, 161\nclasses will be opened in Los Angeles,\n34 in Long Beach, 36 in Pasadena, 23\nin San Diego and 28 in other cities\nof the southland.\nEnrolment in the fall classes is expected to exceed materially the registration in the fall classes a year ago,\naccording to Miss Margaret Wotton,\nexecutive secretary. Several new Instructors have been added to the faculty and many new courses will be\noffered. The total enrolment for the\nschool year of 1929-30 was 17,160,\nMiss Wotton announces, and it Is believed this year, because of the number of inquiries, that the registration\nwill exceed 20,000.\nSPIRIT\nThat hardy perennial, \"About\nTown,\" has again appeared\ncrammed with ineffable blurbs\nconcerning U.B.C. Last year,\nupon a similar occasion, I dealt\nwith the thing in fairly indignant terms but apparently without effect. It seems I was mistaken in assuming that ths\npseudo-bohemian stylye written\ndown for the local hausfrauen\nis considered acceptable by university co-eds, (Ood help them).\nMy mistake. The editors of\n\"About Town\" express fear that\nthey will receive their \"semiannual panning in the 'Ubyssey'.\" I suggest it is trepann-\nning that they need.\niiastinc;h at iiomi.u st.\nVOITK   MONEYS    WORTH   OH    VOirii   MONEY    HACK\nName Please?\nDelightful breeze my cheeks caresses\n(Thi* window's open In the class);\nProfessor into myths digresses,\nI gaze most idly on the grass.\nI know, it's awfully important\nTo know who sat on Europe's thrones,\nBut do I wish this lecture shortened!\nProfessor, were you not young once?\nThere's nothing to my malice dearer\nThan bring the whole class to\napplause.\nI catch the sun into a mirror\nAnd send it down Professor's nose.\nI know I sinned, however slightly\nIn blesed hope to be kicked out,\nButn nol He smiles at me so\nbirghtly . . .\nProfessor, you're a good old scout!\nYou will never hear my voice raised\nlouder\nIn class, and I will bear my yoke\nwith pleasure.   For at last I've found\n\u2022im\nThe one Professor who took a joke.\nJEAN E. MAYOLIS, Arts '31.\nNovel Agriculture\nAttempted at Calif.\nHeating soil by electricity to force\ntruck crops for early markets is to\nbe tried by the University of California College of Agriculture, in cooperation with the California Committee on the Relation of Electricity\nto Agriculture. Announcement of the\nexperiment is made by J. R. Taver-\nnetti, field agent for the committee,\nwhose offices are in the Division\nof Agricultural Engineering at the\nBranch of the College of Agriculture\nhere.\nCo-operating with Tavemettl In the\nexperiment are Dr. H. A. Jones, head\nof the Division of Truck Crops, and\nProf. B. D. Moses of the Division of\nAgricultural Engineering. It is expected that the Division of Soil Technology also will participate in the\nexperiment to determine what effect,\nif any, the electricity bas on the soil,\nTry Cucumber First\nThe first experiment will be made\nin cold frames with cucumbers, to\ndetermine if they can be forced three\nor four weeks in advance of those\nplanted in tbe regular way. Heating\nelements will be placed in the soil\nand a careful record will be kept of\nthe temperatures maintained and tbe\ncurrent consumed.\n\"We have no idea that heating the\nsoil will be economically practical for\nfield crops,\" says Tavernetti. \"But\nin the case of some vegetables which\ncommand high prices in advance of\nthe season, it probably will make returns on the investment. The amount\nof current consumed probably will not\nbe large and while the installation\ncost would not be negligible, the extra\nprice paid for the produce should more\nthan compensate the grower, we believe.\"\nLAW CLUB\nA meeting of the Law Club will be held\nin Hoom Arta 201, October 0, Monday,\n12.1\") lo discuss I be program for the\ncoming year. All members are urged to\nattend. StudentH in their second, third,\nor fourth year who will wish to enrol are\ninvited  to attend.\nBuilder: \"And are you nt for hard\nlabor?\"\nApplicant for Job: \"Well, several\nof the best judges in the country have\nthought so!\" \u2014Ex.\nFRIDAY, OCTOBER 10\u2014\nFrosh Reception, Vancouver\nAuditorium.\nTurn Backward, Torn\nBackward, 0 Time\nIn Thy Flight\nAt first\nWe merely   wondered\nWhen\n*ve saw\nLast year's editor-in-chief\nOn the campus\nIn the same old gown\n\"n\" everything\nBut\nWhen the\nYear before last year's\neditor-in-chief\nStrode out of the Pub\nWe thought\nWe\nWore seeing things\nAnd\nNot until\nWe realised that\nChang Suey\nWas\nAgain in our midst\nDid it dawn on\nUs\nThat\nThe dead\nWere being resurrected\nhistory\nWaa repeating itself\nTime was\nTurning backward\nIn her bally flight\nOr\nSomething like that\nAnd\nWho knows I\nPerhaps\nThe Misogynist\nWill misogynize\nAgain\nOr\nPerhaps\nWe shall hear\nOnce more\nFrom\nOur own little\nSugar-stealing Muck-a-belle\nMaybelle\nMcGillicuddy!\nHabitual Sponger\u2014\"Smith has just\nrefused to lend me a five-spot. Did\nyou think there were such mean people in the world?\"\nHis Audience \u2014 \"Yes, I'm another\nlike that, myself.\" \u2014Ex.\nArts *32 Makes Start\non Valedictory Gift\nOutlining tbe program for the coming\nyear, Kenneth Beckett, president, presided at a meeting of the class, held at\nnoon on Wednesday in Agriculture KX).\nAfter the manner of last term, class\noratorical contests will be held under\nthe supervision of Dean Bollert and IK\nWalker. I'or further information consult Isobel llescoby or Robert Ward,\n'itcrary representatives.\nThe president also suggested that a\nsinking fund be started immediately\nfor the purpose of a Valedictory gift.\nAll members of the class, wbo bave\nany dramatic talent are advised to send\nin applications immediately, for the\nHome-Coming Skit.\nS. C. M. Elects Executive\nThe Executive for this year, who\nwere elected at Spring Camp and\nhave now taken office, consists of:\nTom Barnett '31, President\nKatharine Hockin '31, 1st Vice-President.\nEric Kellv Ed. '31, 2nd Vice-President.\nFred Jakeway '32, Treasurer.\nNorma Douglas '32, Secretary.\nPat Cowan '33, Camp Convenor.\nIdele Wilson '31, Publicity.\nIndeterminate Sentence\nAn uplift worker, visiting a prison,\nwas much impressed by the melancholy attitude of one man she found.\n\"My poor man,\" she sympathized,\n\"what is tbe length of your term?\"\n\"Depends on politics, lady,\" replied the melancholy one. \"I'm the\nwarden.\" \u2014Ex.\nGym Club\nAll members and prospective members are notified tbat the first gymnasium\nclass will be on Tuesday, October 0, at\nll.HO unless notices to the contrary are\nposted in the Quad. 6\nTHE   UBYSSEY\nOctober 3, 1930\nFOUR RUGBY TEAMS\nTO PLAY SATURDAY\nSeniors Engage Rowing\nClub\nAll four of Varsity's English rugby\nteams get into action on Saturday. In\nthe feature game the Seniors will play\nthe Rowing Club squad at Brookton\nPoint at 3.18.\nTheae other games are scheduled:\nEx-Magee vs. Varsity Senior B, Douglas Park, a.lA.\nRowing Club vs. Varsily Intermediates,\nDouglas Park, 2.1..\nEx-Britannia's vs. Krush, Douglas Park,\n2.1..\nExperienced players from Brentwood\nand Hhawnlgun iiave showed up well\nunder the coaching of Art and Harry\nLord. With the nucleus of last years\nteam Varaity will tie itrong contendors\nfor the Miller Cup, won last year by\nRowing Club.\nThe line-ups:\nSeniors: Cleveland, Mercer. Estabrook,\nP. Barratt, Gaul. Ellis, B. Barratt,\nMason. Murray, Mitchel, Nixon, Rogers,\nLedingham, Martin, M. Connaehie.\nSenior B: Griffin, Henderson, Guyre,\nStable, Neebit, Cleveland, Mercer, Davidson, McQuarrie, Burns, Young. 11.\nBrown, Symons, B. Brown, Shiels;\nspare, Wyfes.\nLive-Wire Soccer Line\nTe Short-Circuit 'Phones\nWhan the senior soccer team opens\nita schedule tomorrow against its ancient rivals the B. C. Telephones at\nWilson Park, it will Held the strongest\naggregation the club has lined up for\nyears.\nThe elevon was finally decided upon\nafter the practices held Wednesday,\nwhen several combinations were tried.\nMcGregor will again lounge between\nthe posts supported by that die hard\n\u00abair, Roberts and Tom Chalmers,\n\/right (H) and Buckley will once\nmore be the wing halves, but at centre\nhalf, a freshman Kozoolin, who\nstarred for the Juniors last week will\ncome in. Only two members of last\nyear's forward line remain. Wright\n(B) and Cooke on the extreme wings.\nOf the inside forwards from whom\nso much is expected, Todd is an old\nhand at inside left while Broadhurst\nand Costain at inside right and centre\nrespectively displayed such good form\nat the practices that they are both\nplaying although both are really\ncentres. The full line up is as follows: McGregor, Roberts, Chalmers,\nWright (H), Kozoolin, Buckley,\nWright (B), Broadhurst, Costain,\nTodd and Cooke.\nU. B. C. Stick-Wielders\nTo Feast at College\nAnnouncement of the banquet to\nbe held by the Men's Grass-hockey\nClub at Union College at 5.30 p.m.\nto-night was made by President Sid.\nSemple at the club's flrst meeting of\nthe year held on Wednesday.\nThe president outlined the activities\nof the club for the coming year and\nstated that, while arrangements for\npractice grounds had not   been com-\nEleted at the time of the meeting, he\noped to be able to make further\nstatement at the banquet. It has been\ndecided that the practice of renting\nsticks to players will be discontinued\nthis year. Election of vice-president\nand discussion of the budget were\npostponed until Friday.\nIt was stated at the meeting that\nthe club is anxious to obtain new\nmembers and all Freshmen and others,\nwho may be Interested, are asked to\nget in touch with Sid. Semple, Arts\n'32, or Fred Jakeway, Arts '32.\nHarald Cliffe\n& Wrl_ht\nTwo Varsity athletics who will be seen\nln action tomorrow,\nCliffe played Big Four Can. rugby two\nyears ago in the memorablo series against\nAlberta. His return is a weloome addition to the V. B, C, gridders.\nWright is an old dependable on the\nwooer team. He has a cool head and a\n\u2022ure foot and oan always lie de'iended on\nto give the op'ioslng team considerable\nworrv.\nCo-operative Stores Attire\nb European Colleges\n(Continued from page 1)\nIts revenues are made up of feet from\nuniversities (1,600 pounds sterling) and\ndonations (10,000 pounds sterling), A\ndrive is at present being undertaken to\nraise a capita) fund of 30,000 pounds\nsterling to provide another source of\nrevenue.\nAn annual congress of student presidents is held, while the total N. U, S. executive meets three times |ter year.\nAnother congress, which has become\nvery popular, is open to all who wish to\nattend and is devoted to discussion of\ntopical affairs. Leading men, suoh as\nOliver Lodge address the students who\naro guests of which ever university\nstages the meet. Sociul gatherings,\ndances, model parliaments and group\nsinging feature the program.\nAnother phase of student organisation,\nmentioned by Mr. Macadam are student\nowned shops which sell books and equipment at reduced prices and the revenue\nof whioh goes to undergraduate societies.\nStudents who work their way through\nuniversity are not encouraged as it Is\nconsidered that suoh au undertaking is\ntoo hard on the individual.\nMr. Macadam expressed hope tbat\nthe l'. B. C. would organize a student\ntour which, bo said, would Ih- assured of\na hearty welcome by the branches of the\nC. I. K. throughout Kuropr.\nU.B.C. GRIDDERS\nTO OPPOSE V.A.C.\nMany Old Stars Back\nWith all of the team that opposed the\nmighty Hamilton Tigers on Monday\nnight ready for action, as well its tbe\nforty new men that have reported for\niiruotice  this  week,   Varsity   Canadian\niugby teams are rapidly rounding Into\nshape for the o|>ening battle in the Big\nFour League when the studenU will\noppose V.A.C, at Athletic Park on Hal*\nunlay afternoon\nDespite the 38*1 trouncing I but tbe\ncollege boys received at the bands uf\nthe Canadian Champions, I'.H.C su'i-\n\u2022KM-tcr. have not the slightest doubt as\nlo the ability of the Blue and (lold smiml.\nIt has boon pointed out Ihat the Tigers\nadmittedly played a bet tar Kama under\ntbo arc-lights than Ihey did when op-tos-\ning the proteges of Norm Hurley and it\nhas also been noted that the student\noffence showed muoh greater ability al\npicking hole, in tlie Hamilton defense.\nVarsity will have In Gavin Dirom,\none of tlie beat backfleld men that him\never been produced on tlie eoaat. The\nhusky half Lack haa shown all of his old\ntime speed and dash in practice and will\nbe a hard man to stop on Saturday.\nBill tatta, Fred Bolton and tauis Chodat\nwill work on the attack with Dirom.\nIn the forward line, the collegians will\nuse Captain Sandy Smith and Frank\nPerdue ut Snap, with Ernie Peden, Jim\nWinters and llcuter Hatter working at\ninaide. At Middle Harold Cliffe, a\nVarsily star of two years ago. will be\nseen in action along with Bill Wllllscrofl\nand Larry Jack. Cliffe was a member of\nthe Upton Cup team that went down to\ndefeat against Alberta in the First Intercollegiate series played here. He has\nplenty of weight and his height is of\ngreat advantage in breaking up opposing attacks.\nIn Cam Duncan and Dick Farrlngton,\nthe students have two of the most ex-\nEjrienced wings in the olty and with\nyle Jestley they will give the Vanoouver\nbacks lota to worry about on the kicks.\nDick Moore and Don Tyremun will\nwork at flying wing,\nA DIRGE\nHave you heard of the senior\ncalled John\nWho on fee-Wee golf way clean\ngone?\nHe got it so bad\nHe went rip-roaring mad,\nAnd lit eighteen holes in the lawn.\n(They buried him in them at\ndawn.\nThe Dean cancelled lectures\nnext day,\nSo hurry.' {or the senior called\nJohn.)\nJames Aiken, U.B.C, Grad\nAppointed lo Queens' Staff\nFighting Soccerites to Meet\nCowan Dodson Squad\nTo meet the Icagm lending Cowan i\nDodson squad at Cumhie street grounds,\nSaturday, the Junior will be forced to1\nmake several changed to fill the gaps\ncaused by the loss of men to the senior\nteam. Wiles of Inst season has returned\nand Grant has signified his willingness\nto turn out, both of whom will strengthen\nthe defence, which has not given full\nsatisfaction. The team will be chosen\nfrom:\u2014Goumeniouk (P); Wiles, ('.rant\nRoper; White, Goumeniouk (H), Dickscn;\nSmith, Cox, Mundie, Todd (D), Todd\n(L), Iletcher and Cunningham.\nJames Aitken, who graduated from\nthis I'niversity in 192(1, bas been appointed lecturer in economics at Queen's I'niversity,  Kingston.\nMr. Aitken honored in economics ut\nU. B. C. and received his M.A. at Washington the following year. Last year\nMr. Aitken studied at the University of\nChicago on a research fellowship.\nVALUABLE OLD STAMPS\nAUGMENT COLLECTION\nPostage stamp collectors, students of\nCanadian History, and others, will be\npleased to know Ihat a very valuable\naddition has recently been made to tbe\nUniversity collection of |>ostag\u00ab stamps\nof Canada and the early British North\nAmerican Colonies, and thai already\nqtdte a good collection has been gathered\ntogether. (Those interested may have\naccess to the collection through the\nRegistrar.)\nj The work is being carried on by a\n'special committee np|>ointec) by tbe\nI President, and this committee is com-\nI missioned not only to add regularly the\nJBtamps that may from time to time be\nj issued in Canada, but also to endeavour\n! to secure5 through gil'ix or otherwise any\n! stamps of Canada I hai will add to I lie\n\u25a0completeness of the collection.\nAll cotitriliuiioiiH of old Canadian\npostage stamps nre welcomed; and those\nwho have Hlanipn thtil might add lo its\ncompleteness or who know the owners\nof old stumps who might U* pleased to\nhelp build up the I'hiversity collection\nare urged to co-operate with tlie committee iu making tho collection, especially of early issues, as complete as possible.\nPlans have l>oeii made for an open\nexhibition of these stamps to be held at\nthe University in tbe near future.\nWhat People Are Saying:\nDr. Sedgewick: \"Come mingle\nyour eyebrows with mine.\"\nProf. Walker: \"My mind\nseems to run on bandits to-day.\"\nProf. Delavault: \"Stay out of\nFrench 3 c.\"\nDoug. Pollock: \"I have a frog\nin my throat so to squak.\"\nA. Henderson, B.M. of the\nA.M.S.: \"It's going to be a hard\nwinter:\nDesBrlsay: \"This is the first\ntime I have objected to being on\nthe social page.\"\nBromiley: \"I did 70 miles in\nmy car the other day\u2014.'lb there\nand 36 back.\"\nHad More Sense\n\"Why didn't you put my luggage in\nhere, as I told you?\" thundered an\nirate passenger to the grizzled porter,\nas the train moved out of the little\nScotch railway station.\n'Eh.mon,\" returned the other patronizingly, \"yer luggage is no sic a\nfule as yerself. It was marked Edinburgh, and is on its way there. Ye're\nin the wrang train.\" \u2014Ex.\nFOR SALE\nONE SUNSUIT\nFOR\nLILY POND\nBATHING\nAPPLY\nJ. RIDINGTON\nMadame Marion\nDRESSMAKER\nHOSIERY   AND   UNDERWEAR\n4r\u00bb03-10th  Ave. W. KM. 1601\nStudents\nRemember!\nAs usual there will\nbe an assortment of\nUniversity of B. C.\nGreeting Cards for\nsale at the U. B. C.\nBook Store.\nHow in the process\nof production.\nI\nGehrke's\nStationer and Printer\n566 Seymour Street\nCARLETON CL4Y\nOuld M\u00abd*lll\u00bbt\n8TAOI TECHNIQUE\nStudenU Coachad for\nPlar.ra' Cl.k Trraut\n44*. Granville Trinity 2082\nCARLETON CLAY\n-    Gold MedalllMt -\nI'rr      t Recital\nPKTKR j AN BALLROOM\nMan, Oot. 6     -     Trln. 2082     \u2022     8.16 p.m.\nt\u00bb\u00bb*>\u00bb\u00bb\u00bb\u00bb\u00bb\u00bb\u00bb<\u00bbo><.\u00bb*>\u00bb4.\u00bb\u00bb\u00bb\u00bb\u00bb\u00bb\u00bbi >\nSASAMAT BARBER   I\nSHOP\nOur Motto IS Satisfaction\nLADIES' AND MEN'S    ! I\nHAIRCUTTING\n4473*10th Avenue West\n\\mm**M*,*m* \u00bbm^ **____LJ__-_-_-__K-____B-_S_,\nDOCKER'S\nThe Men's and Youth's Store\nfor\nHats, Caps, Collars, Shirts,\nTies, Socks, Etc.\nSee Our Prices\nIf)'! WEST PENDER\n(at Homer)\nROGERS BUILDING BARBER SHOP\nThe Finest In Canada\u201418 Chair*\nSpecial Attention to Varsity Students\nLADIES' BEAUTY PARLOR\n484 GRANVILLE STREET\nDependable Shoe Repairs at\nA i Shoe Repair Shop\nCor. Sasamat and 10th Avenue\n\u2014 FISHER \u2014\n*$\u00bb\u2666\u00ab\n\u00bb*#*\u00ab*\u2022\u2022\u00bb\u00ab\u2022\u00bb\u2022*\u00bb\u00ab \u2022\u2022\u2022> V*********^\nThe Elite Dry Goods\n1408-lOth Avenue We.t\nSMALL WEAR HOSIERY\nPhone t'i. Grey  11SS\nTYPING DONE, by\nMODERATE RATES\nK. E. Patterson, B.A.\nI'uhllc  Stonuttrapher\n\"Mad. a (food En-ay  H\u00bbtl\u00bbr\"\nMIMEOGRAPHING ADVERTISING\n9-\nStudents!\nYou get real security by using our\nNo. 50 Padlock on your Locker.\nOnly 75 cents\nOther  Models   at   15-20-25-40   and\n96 cents.\nHEWER'S HARDWARE\n445910th Ave. W.\nI Bridge\nPrizes!\nEvening affairs are\nalready in full\nswing and the fin'\ni.hing touch is the\ngiving of unusual\nprizes in\nBirkjs Blue Boxes\nooo\nOriginality blui low cost\nBIRKS\n_4\u00bbVlf>4fl*ftrV,\nDOROTHEA HAMBLY, L.R.A.M.\n(Oold M\u00abd_lllr.t Ompwltlon.\nB. C. Mutleal r\u00ab-tlv_l..  19SMMG)\nTt_.h\u00abr at Pleas tad Treaty, *>\u2022\u00ab\u2022\nSpecial T.rnw for Mornlrij* Student*.\nRMM*nt+-atadl*l M4*Uth Av\u00ab.\nPoint Orty M4 L.\nGai Oil\nEXPERT TIRE and\nBATTERY SERVICE\nGENERAL REPAIRS\nVanity Service\nD. S. 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