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B.C.. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1957\nNo. U\nRedshirts'\n'Scarlet Lei'\nBest Ever\nDowntown Vancouver will witness two of the year'.- be;-\nt;tmt lYer-for-alls when the Engineers throw their \"ScaiLd\nLei\" to the winds Thursday and  Friday nights.\nThe traditional Redman's liall is prophesied by EUS o facials \"to top the campus social season with tiie inostest and 'h--\nbeste.-t \" '\u2014 - -      -\nI'111 i*<t- tlieii' predecessors, this\nyear's committee is jjoiny otf-\ncampus tor a theme\nIt is doubtful if any of tho.-e\nattending   will   be   blessed   with ,\na   Soul':'   Seas   tan.   but   it   is   ru-   'tween   cloSSCS\nmored   drug   stores   are   doiiej,   a   \u25a0\u2014^\"\"\"\u00bb ^\"^^\u2122\nland-el fice t)iisine.ss in leu makeup\nDamm   otficial-   expert   a   total\nol      ai    lea.-t\"   TaO   couple-   In   al\n'end\nDeadline for 'Tween Classes\nis 1.30 p.m. on day prior to\npublication.\nJewish Historian\nAddresses Hillel\nLady Godiva  Rides Again\nlb .:.;< -I     I eat u re     ut     t he     -in \u25a0',',\nALL EN(;LYLT.KS who still base the use ,,t\nrheir orbs h . \u2022 \u2022 do i!oul)t perused the gracious form \u2022\". vLir patron saint, lately Go-\ndiva. She i> -a. v.vii above as she struts her\nstuff before 'de elite Engineering Forty\nClub.  If you  want to enter this club entry\ntornis cud rules are available :n the PCS\nOffice at noon hour. The basic rule tor acl-\nmiaauin hi the club is the ability to absorb\n40 ix'er m a specified time before qualified\nmembers.\n\u2014Photo hv DAVE WILDER.\nHILLEL   is  proud   to  ,.;u ,    [\">-\n'tor  th\" ilirls.   I  mean,  Will  i)e  the    H(,m,,      pn,tessor    o)     Hlstom     .,;\nautl lent ic-flow eted   leis   tlowu   in    Ycshiva    ClliveruC      \\cv.    Yam\n.specially    for    I'.idi    woman    a' \u25a0 \\]n..tk    ,.,    ,il(,    ] j ii i,.|    Uou.-e    .-l\n' tending. ; | ^.:J0 today.\nBut   thi'   men   have   not   been if.       if.       if.\n> ignored. Twenty  luscious nurses ;     LUTHERAN   Student   Associj.\nlot'   downtown   notriety   are   put-! tion   is  having     Rev      Berg;,rm-j.\nting on what they call \"u prom-1 speak on Christian Marriage to-\nj ising   slut.'' j day at   12.MO in  Hut   L-f!    Every*\nj     Other enhancements to would-i one is welcome.\nI be guests will be numerous \"sou-1 if.       if,       if,\njvenirs\"   available   tor   all     \"onj     SCM    js   pn,st.ntlll,   .,   sludy\ntht\"    t-,bl,'s- ri,kl'   what   -voui\u00abroup    on     \"NauRht   For   You\nplease.\"   they   say;   \"eat     em   it , c\u201emfo,.r Father  Hudleston'.'i\n\u2022vou   ll'\"'\" 'book   on   the   race   problem   cf\ni      Accepted   dress    for    the   oc-jSoutl,  Atri(,;i  ,,t  noon   todav    U1\njeasion  will  include saronas.  leo-j Room ;m   Auditorium.\na-eel   coeds   were   leid   bv   enthusia.-tic    engineering    students    this    morning ! ,;,rds   'Protcrably    scarlet    long-! if.       if.       if.\n.i      ti .i .  .i      i.- Tin       ii ,,   i Johns    will    do),    seal-hunting!      mRFcT   ri Tin   or..-  ,,i     \\i-\nin a move to ?'.;\u25a0?.ici\/.e tho Hawaiian theme ot the   Fngmeer s   ball,   which   is.   a.s   we   all   know,    ., ,.,    , ,,,.   ,i ,     i....t,m.J     rOrifc&l   LLUfl   present-   ,\\t..\nKeith Gibson, editor of the B. C.\n. Lumberman,  who.will deliver .i\nThe     hall     IS    to     be     held     till.-'  m,    ,. .\u201e\u201e, \u201e      .  . ,\u2022    ,:\n\u2014\u2014\u2014 talk   on      Ihe   Problems   ot   U.-\"\nWednesdav  and   1 luii'sda;.   at  the\nCommodore.      First   and   Fourth\nscar types  \\v i 11 tie  m  attendance\nWedncsdav  while  tile  eauer  Sec\n^11 I ''    T\"        II olid   and    Third   year-   men    will\nact  there  Ihe night  ailei ''I'd qia's'ion ot  \"lln'v an  Oriental  Views Western  'Man'\nThe  led   pane;'  leis were  hunr,   will   be   aired  Tiuii\"sda\\    n i   in   Plume-,   I.MH'l   in.    three   out-\naruund   th.e   prttty   neck-   ot   lbs    -landmg   ;\\'ort'n   Aniencm   expel Is     ivlin   .-.imuld   know.\nCo-Eds Leid By Redshirts\nAs Hawaiian Ball Date Nears\nMany\nlove tc\nthe best clar.ra\nv'.al   of   the   vear.\nshorts,   bermuda  shorts,  bathing\nsuits and tuxedoes,\nCome Hear\nHot' Talk\nWednesda\n'HowOrientals View Westerners'\nTo Be Aired By Asian Experts\nll   anv   ol   yr,..\nother       Yaneom\ninlll     the     I'ubh.d-\ni'Tdi)      on      We..;\nS'mock   Double C'\nh'i p'a-.-entatis\nt'i.i  -se\\ Th,\nV i m oi: ver  Sia a.\nhi     .mil    uur\n\u2022 \u25a0 \u25a0..i ki \u25a0  up a para\nt i : e 1 \u25a0     o 1      nut       A\n, ei per-    a i e   dee '    .\nI'he     olseuSs\n, I  ,,' 11\nId la I  i i>   pl\"es -,\nrial        etection,.-\ni n i   iiinv span, r\neieluded   in   tla\nI   'date\nuiiauspi r! lie.;     coed-      u   ii o     Ire Pa rl a'ipal ill'.;    Ml    a    panel    discussion    sponsored    by     the\nqucuUs cried out for more alter World luuvor.sily Ser\\ace Coinnilttee will be: Dr. Pine, Ti-llo.\nthis or am, thev urn- leid Very tew il any f' F,(' Prole-sor o| Hi.storv and Asian Studies; Dr. R. P. Dniv,\nnewspaper, spurned the gilt, and many ro iornier Japanese expert at the University ol London, now a\neds  were  he.mt  lo exclaim  I hai \u25a0 Prole.-s.,|- ,,| A.siaii Studies ;it  l;P,(m, and K.J. Halnam, a WUS\nHoard   at\na \\        ill       the\ni 11 lee    llnniii\nth.ey     woulcl    keep    the    leis       It\nholar   t ro   intlm   [', niversit v   ol   '.YLdnva,   studxiin\nin.'e   -ciHilar   I ro\nrviT\na   souvenir   ol   the   i;eu\n\u2022rosit >    and    1 he    Ihmmiii I ului s.-\ni i-i on      T ii e   ,,|   Un.   en-uieeid\nI'U'e,       The    \u2014\u2014--\u2014-\u2014-\u2014----\u2014\u2014--\u2014\u25a0\u2014\u2014\"\u2014\u2014\"\"\n\\V\u00ab-    I I IT\ni '.cull \\     will\nu.-cu.-s wile\n,i:U'l' Nevm.\n\u25a0ir   |oh\nill      lie     \\>. ide\nrelit piamiu\n-Lid-slulLiinr,,\nnc-\"   will   I\"\nNO RAPE SCENES,\nJUST DIRTY SKITS\nntalilv    \u25a0\u25a0hot\"       curi\nskit\nh.n 4! neers'     Nil rses'\n'l'od..> I- t'ie day i o rii.iii to\ndue auditoruim lo see tne Ul\nim i-l in cle\\er, -ex> and clou n\nriLTht lilthy -kit- Tne Civib\nure prepared to meet all com\npetition in their ellort-. lo ,-e\nie   prize   lac-   the   dirtiest\n\u2022xrh,.\nlor  an   MA   in   politic.d  science  at   I'liC.\n'I lie three panelist-, will specialize in Asian reliL'ion.\nculliire .\\ik\\ politics respectively durins; the noon-h.iur h.u'Uin.\n\\chich will be chaired by UPC's telegenic political Science\nProle.s-.or.   Dr.   David   Corbett.\nGodiva Movie\nGoes Thursday\n! Logging   Superintendent\"   today\nat noon in F & (!   \\0(C\n\u2022Y-       if-       *\nLIBERAL CLUB present-   li  i\nMcDonald  of  the   Liberal   Fern    \u2022\n. at ion   on      I low      Fleet ions      Ar '\nWon\" today  in  Arts  UK! at   I:' d .'.\nMembers  oiil\\.\nIf.        Y-        -Y-\nNEWMAN  CLUB lica     A\nto   be   a   general   meet um   m   i\" '.\nNewman Cluhhouse.  lll.d. tod;,\u00ab\n, at  noon\n\u2022Y-        -Y-        -Y-\nV.C.F. Dr        W'oodmaas-,\nPrincipal ol the Anglican T.a\u25a0\u25a0\u25a0 \u25a0\nlouical Collimc will speak .. i\n\"The Duel rice ol Cod\" loir i \\ -d\nnoon   in   Physics  'Jill\nif.        if.        :;.\nTOMORROW\nKni;uieer'a  patriiu  saint   rules ai;ain   in  l'llnisoe s  pire-entat-\ntion  Thursdav  ot    T,.ul\\   (iodiva.\nI lose     \\\". no- e     u\naUuail    n\nst met -     incite     them    to     m>    see\nStudent Exucutiva Program\nsession scheduled for Wednesday evening h*-. be\u00abn postponed. There will be no S.E.P.\nmeeling this ww'i. There will\n,b\u00ab    one    next     Wednesday.\nTlmre  m.   h'iM'Vi'i,   no   '.ruth\nin   th \u2022   iiiiiii a'   that   .Jaw i.    Mac\nDonald    I-    .mm-a.\"    lo    re-enact       Tonm      ol\nthe  r.i.M'  scene- IVotn  the  Kav\nen    Hi. wil c \\>,a hi Id in '1  let bun\nS<. It'- mum todav   lot  the ul      >i    the   ml.ma.ih'c   tem ,1c    ^ !\">se , i.).m,..,,  t; l)imi. (U     p<H|>(;,Ktu\nmo-1    in    noon-hour    e Ueit.un      :,,.,,\u25a0,;,\u25a0,.    .,.,-iv!-   are   revealed   he     hut  thcred   more  ta.m    ueet-\nm-alh     tn,      -1: a ,o -    \u25a0 a     ihcvina,   e\\ ,    m   tin -   i dr.i\nthe   highest   dm;i'c'\nTh.    low   toned  ta v el'n  ! >  pe  I ale\nCIVIL   LIBERTIES   UNION   .,\nholdiuj.',     their    genera I     ma et m j,\nn unimrow   at   l'J dll in A rls  1 n.i\n\u2022Y-        -Y-        -Y-\nMUSIC  APPRECIATION  Clui\npresents   a   recorded   urogram.n..-'\ni consist inu    ot        Dor     Koscnl'.ax ; -\nlice\"   :il    noon   tomorrow    in    tlm\n,i!    tiPPe.d- , |i|,,ci(   Music   Itoom     All   ar      m\nin;.',  tonic cited   to   attend\nV v V\nTh.i1 the insatiable cunositv ul **\" ''        ''\"\nPRE MED   SOCIETY   orcenia\nnair    anpeai-    to\none peeping linn is unsatisfied\nis no i\". \u25a0 a.son tor \\ mi to tear un\nsal !.-t,ict ion   at   tais   film   This   is\nami\nthe  film,  \u25a0 Medical   Kfler'- ot   t:\nAtomic      Homh\"      tomorr>m.\nnoon   in   U'eshrook   1 HO\n(Continued   on   Pags   8  -\nSee  'TWEEN   CLASSES PAG'li -i WO\t\nrirr UBYSSEY\nAuthorized as second class mail.    Post Office Department,\nOttawa.\nMEMBER CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESS\nStudent subscriptions $1.20 per year (Included in AMS feea). MaU\n\u2022ubscriptions $2.00 per year. Single copies five cents. Published\nIn Vancouver throughout the University year by the Student\nPublications Board of the Alma Mater Society, University ot\nBritish Columbia. Editorial opinions expressed herein ar\u00ab tbote\nCf the editorial staff of the Ubyssey, and not necessarily those ol\nthe Alma Mater Society or the University. Letters to the Editor\n\u2022hould not be more than 150 words. The Ubyssey reserve? the right\nto cut letters, and cannot guarantee publication of all letter*\nreceived.\nEDITOR-IN-CHIEF   SANDY ROSS\n,    ASSOCIATE EDITOR PAT RUSSELL\nManaging Ed. Dave Robertson   City   Editor    ......   Jerry   Brown\nBusiness Manager    Harry Yuill     Asit. City Editor, Art Jackson\nCUP Editor        Marilyn Smith        Feature Editor, R. Kent-Barber\nPhoto Editor, Mark Underhill File Editor Sue Ross\nSENIOR EDITOR THIS ISSUE     OLIE  WURM\nReporters and Desk:\u2014Carol Gregory. Sue Ross. Noel Richardson, Dave Robertson, Barrie Hale, Barrie Cook Dave Ferry\nand Mike Raynor.\nEngineers' Edition:-Bill Tennant. Ed Mazzu'ca. Kelvin\nStewart,   Ross   Craig   and   Jim  Futcher\nRedshirts Get Serious\nEvolving Engineers\nBehind the curtain of Engineers hi-jinx and humour\nlies ii dedicated purpose\u2014the advancement and application\nof science and technology lor the betterment ot modern\n.society.\nThe paper this editorial is minted , ,r, ti.e :;ii. p m\npruned wilii. and the machines which printed i' ,d! are the\nrosiill nl engineering nu.wmiity and elinrt. Indeed, tin.' reason that yam are able to rem! this editorial might be that your\neducation was made possible through engineers' development\nol   low-cost  printing and  paper.\nToday Canada's economic level is at its highest point,\nand stands potentially as being the highest in the world.\nTo further improve its economic level, Canada must develop\nits natural resources hy a great industrial expansion. To\nexpand industrially, Canada needs engineers, many thousands of engineers. This situation is clearly evident today\nwitii Canadian industrial organizations actively competing\nlor  the   services  of   newly-graduated   engineers.\n'Ihe role <>| the Canadian engineer i.s changing rapidly.\nYesterday., the engineer was the designer and the builder.\nToday the engineer inu.sl not only be the designer and builder, he musi also be qualified lo act m the fields of management, public relations, sales. ;md many other fields ol business. Statistics show that '\u2022'\u2022 i ol Canadian Engineers who\ngraduated prior to ID-la are now engaged in fields other than\n.lesign   or   construction\nI nlorliin.itely, the engineering curriculum .it this and\n\u25a0>tnei universities tails to reiamm\/.e the changing role ol the\nengineer hngmeei um courses today are devoted primarily\nto the -t i id v and de -!'.', ii principle \u2022 and overlook com plot ol v t!; \u2022\nsos.oimi    damme    .  coin.-e,     vvh;c!i   .arc   ol   iiinv.'   in:1   unpoil\n\u00bb\n:        i \u25a0 c    , m e 111;. \u2022! i      : ;u m    in    ' : m    '. - m I    v o;,;     < \u25a0 \u2022 11; m \u25a0 \u25a0    I o    i \u25a0  , m  ,     ; I: e\nT II E     UBYSSEY\nTuesday. February LO, KJ5T\nNone  Carry   Lamps\nRedshirt Moll Tells What\nLittle Nurses Are Made Of\nWhat are student nurses''\nLittle white angels carrying\never burning lamps'.' Or me\nthey gay frivolous young girls\nwith a torch Ior every n^il shirt\nthey   see','\nIt is doubtful that they are\neither ol these. In fact many\nshow a preference for the ties\nand collars of commerce men;\nsome enjoy the doctor's stethe-\nscope; only a few dress entirely\nin white; and none carrv lamps.\nThe general belief is that\nnurses are kind, understanding, sincere, and above all have\na love for mankind. This is\nvery true. They are kind to\nthe lonesome engineer, understand perfectly how lie feels on\nSunday morning, and sincerely\nwish the phone would ring\nagain to reward them for their\nlove of num.\nBy BARB WATERFIELD\nONE QUALITY\nOne quality nurses have\nwhich few people are aware of\nis a keen sense of direction.\nThey develop this by learning\nto find their way through the\ntunnels under the Vancouver\nGenera! Hospital This aptitude for orientating themselves\nproves very useful in their social life For instance it enables them to find their way,\nby themselves, to a Nurses-Fai-\nginccrs mixer when ever they\nhope to snag a date for the Engineer's   Ball.\nII has been said that student\nnurses never stand when they\ncan m and never sit when they\ncan lie. This is a preposterous\nstatement. Have you ever\nseen one sitting down when on\nduty in a hospital, or for that\nmatter     have     you     ever    seen\none\" <)n 1 he a - rage nurses\nwivi'i\" more terri'ory than almost any other professional\nperson whether,..- foot or in ;\u00ab\n.Mercedes Ben\/.\nFROZEN\nThe unemotional frozen facial appearand of some undergraduates is rather deceiving\nto the patient. However, if\nmay be easily explained. Either\nshe has just given the wrong\npatient the right drug and is\nwondering about the result or\nshe has just met the handsomest Engineer she has ever seen\nand i.s completely stunned.\nThe aim of every student\nnurse is tx) get her patient back\non his feet, regardless of whether he is In a hospital or the\nGeorgia. By the time she becomes an R.N. she cqn usually\nperforin the operation with\nskill  and  grace,\nLetters to the Editor\nSuperheated\nKdiior.   Red   Rag\nYon r    si;| urn mated    let I er   a r\nlivid t ' . 1 lllul'll'ii: 111 an opei i\ni 11 v i lo : a w it 11 a oin- i'c 111 stamp\noil I' 11 '.>, oil Id have ;; i veil Ihe\nI m\\ .-. mid me much pleasure\nand en|oyment had not melancholy reflections come with it.\nand that there were shysters in\nthe country who would have\nthe guts to do a Canadian citizen with an open letter and\nonly  a one cent stamp on  it.\nI realize that I graduated 10\nyears ago in Civil Engineering\nand still have not paid my Civil\nClub dues. Well. I'll tell you\nw 11 y\nIn 1047 I bought a sawmill\non credit. In 104\" I bought an\nox-team and timber cart, two\nTexas ponies, a breech-loading\ngun. ;> wine tester, and a Coll\nrevolver, also two ra\/or back\npigs, all on credit. In 1040 the\nmill burned flown and didn't\nleave a damn thing One pony\ndietl and I loaned the other to\na Seik who starved it to death.\nThen   I   joined   the   church\nIn I0a0 mv eldest boy gol\nthe mumps and I liev w en!\ndow n on him and the doctor\nhad to cast ra ir him to save ids\nlife Later I vvenl fishing and\nIhe dual overturned and I lost\nthe liiggesl cal lisp I've ev ei\nseen    and    I '.Vi t    ol     111 \\     I 10 V >     g i >:\ni i is i mm a! m 11 her o| whom v\\ w-\n111< \u25a0   one    wdo   w a -   c.i \u25a0 I ra I ed\nIII I 11.1 I I n v 1 at 1 le r (I I'd and\nm      11 ro1 her     w.i,     1 v i mi us I     lor\n' o '    , e       \u25a0  I i   , ; j 1        '. 11 !'. I I I I a ', n I e I\nYValerbiiry watch and a stricture. This for a time kept tin -\nbusv .    winding    t he    watch    a nil\nI i 11 I   : I l l g    to    I 111 '    I I 1 I I * I o 1 I - e\nTin- ' a \\l -mm I tool-, hea i 1\nii'.a:     and    bought   a   new    man\nI i      -.. i|a an mi ,    ,i    | )i  i \u25a0! I n g    i ll 111 lei\na ui a ill resh nr; machine all on\ncredit Then came the cyclone\nand blew everything into the\nnext county My wile caught\na disease firm a travelling\nsalesman and someone castrated  my bull\nSince   TAHFL'.   as   boys   say,\nnothing   surprised      me      more\nthan  when you said you  would\ncause   Hie   trouble   for   not   paying   my    I04t>   Civil   Club  dues.\nI   hope in  my  letter  I've  shown\nyou  my   predicaments.\nM. BICIIE.\nDried  Prairie.  Sask,\nif.        if,        if\nThe Great Trick\nKdiior.   The   Ubyssey;\nAlthough I'm an urdinaiw\nburner who does an honest\ndav's work on a little farm m\nthe interior, wnen I go home\nal   night   1   do  a   lot   of  thinking\nI've been reading a lot about\nthe '( \"meal Trek or the (meal\nTrick' I don 1 know lor suit\nuna! t hey ea I led it as I am no|\nsi i good a I learning t i mse sin n I\n1 rick v   w arils\n\\ow I V e been I I I 111 k um I 11 IS\npi oblem over I ol I u I'ee weeks\n.mil    1    llue.k    I    have    a    solution\nTho.e    Alls    people     who     lake\nuna I oil i or 11 v i con im \u25a0\u2022. make\nMima    gi I    i ui I       ami       co  is! rue!\n'     II    I 1 own        i a I I Id II '       -        1 ' tlli'll\nloi    1!\nu a ii 11 ue:\nOur method of attack, would be\nalong   these   lines;\nAt the first of next year start\na club called the Faithtiil\nT w o i: '.: poucli'i's Association\nMany would min Slow I y \\ i a.\ni mild instill ('omnum is! thinking; into their heads Students\ncan be easily led In no time\n;d all. the entire University\nwould join just in find out\nwhat a twong pouch was Then\nyou could jab them with the\nCommunist   needle.\nSandy, my dear friend. J\nwish .vou would think this proposition over very deeply before  you  jump\nMay Stalin be with you\nPlenty of Vodka.\nNIKITA.\nMoscow.   Russia\nif.        if.        if.\nLustful Redshirts\nEditor.   Red   Rag:\nI have a complaint to make\nLast yeai I sent my daughtei\nto LLC' to lake first year Arts.\nTo make things short and\nsweet, she met an engineer ;tt\none of those dances and it urns\nnot vcrv long belore she be\ncame pregnant Now 1 have\nnothing to ay against a mil\ngetting pregnant, but 1 am angry because this engineer will\nmil  support   her.\nU'ilu this letter I u Ish la\nw am all the ol her innoa. in\ngirls m aids to \u25a0Watch out fot\nt in i-;e   d.am n   en giuei as T; i 11\n-mould    be   some      law       amm.i-d\neoople   doing   that\nMow cm \\o,ir A.MS Id, ,\num: simal bv wluh' all : do-..\n11; a ' \u2022. I     i \u25a0   a. II leer -.    ,  re    co! r \u25a0 ,i c\nTwong Pouches\nI !\u25a0      .\u2022',\":     nam       m        m\n\\ \\ \\ i 'i 11 VI.!; . d 1'i | i\nWe ,u| fi'C I hat the pre-,ice\n\u2022, Im v. a ,i ; ie.it deal nf '-.el i -\nlie] m 'hea id\" as you ad\nin not mmiti'i in thc tar.\nLdiloi   ,\nMore  Manure?\n11.i ,d     kl.ovle.l   g       d \u25a0     l.'ii        h\nmt' v o ,   :!n   '.::,iiii.,rii,..' ,ii\n-i;oB lil.-U'kBl'KN.\nW     i ed     I'l I      I     I    .ptiu c.i\nm \\ sell       mm     1     smd '   a he- I\ni I a 1 n II    c o w     I    m. i  i       in.\nI \u25a0'.      I ll.i.'i     1     vv a \u25a0      la u I ii a I     mil\n,'llli      look      lo     (I I  I II k III!.'        I      (111 III    I\nstop   until   all   1   nan   Id I   w,c   ,i\nw mill i );i I      i; ia I:       a le       I        d\nd.M    mo.'k.    I 'o, un mi ii a    I'm he\nII.       III! I  dllV  I    I'-,! II' I    I'd \\ \\  oi,\nSa ii a \\       cm i lil     help    ii-     in     1 \u25a0 < i-\nma |ni     pi o |i el Vm      c a i hi     la\nlew aided    I ill llllai u in   I \\     inl     thi\nA I ,       I ,\n1 la I e|  |,\nHill    he\nMi 111    i, ion    111 a 111 \u25a0 i i\nA      M . ( I 1 I I I e 1 e\nlie     ', li    C Tuesday, February 19, 1957\nTHE     UBYSSEY\nPAGE THREE\nWomen Tested\nern Art. Machine Age\nrings Results\nv.BV\niC \":'\u25a0\nFILMSOC\n..-oi LMa ia,'. dm, \u25a0 \u25a0 dac\nat noon today\n.,   nooidimur   tilm\nn\nI'.dgid.t. ers, ,,s .; ... v.'el! known, favour free love and recent -l.i'^iir- simu t! \u201ei ;n Canada then are onlv 10.'1 women\nper eiig:no-d---!ar to., tew. Cm''.sequent lv , ., committee was\ntornied to study ri.a amds o| s-,;>)p|ying more wonu.-u lor engineers I fm c, anrnd'ee learned that a certain -pecies ot prawn\nreverse ;;- s,.\\ pa ga; male to ieniale durum Us normal life\ncycle. It wa-- cfemdi d to attempt such reversibility by artificial\nmeans\n<-, ul    la-   shown    Wednesday\nunci:  :i -\"'cad ol   today.\nsee . .  .\nJohn  (Sricrson's  classic\n\"The Drifters\"\nWI OM.SDAY  at   12:110\nThursday: LADY (10DIVA\nArtsiren wer. <\nas the logical subi\nan  experina n'   'I id\niced upim\ns for such\nare not   as\nexper.oi red as mta., and they\nhave thi- basic mental training\nrequired, so It is ud.lv necessary\nto change their pa;. <:i';i! char-\nacteristijs Thus 'Project Arts-\nmen\" was born\nThe .''mud report from Project\nArtsmar\" was published yesterday, the mam points .if this report at-\" summarised below:\n\"Project A'-i-mm\" is a complete .-aiL'ges- We are now able\nto produce perfect women in\nany si\/e .aid shape cit s.red. Tin\ntil'St   IV. a\"'\".i:.e   is   a':.)'m   \"m   produce\nfifteen  \"womt-n   per  hour,  and  it\n1-   felt   i h    '    .. adia.W e i   m  -1_I1   wil:\n'     Wi >!   ..\ni'.V  -fi'. '\nU'll.l',11\n\u25a0II    el     I,   _'!L>,00\nWhen you pause...mflke it count...have a Coke\nPaw material is available in\nabuiidatict \"V ervvv here All that\nis required e one artsman for\neach    u oman    t :>    be    produced ,\nAny one mac':1,me cmi be Used\nto produce .,:\". '.ml:m.ted variety\not modi Is, The Mechanical Engineers nave, so tar produced 42\npanting replicas of Sofia Lorcn, j\n'A'2 pregnant Gina Lol'.opallooz-j\nas, 78 slinky Marilyn Monroes,\nand numerous assorted others,\nExtensive   tests   have   been\ni\nmade on all models so far pro\ndueed and the results have prov-\n1 ed most satisfying They outper-\n1 form anything else on the mar\nj ket today, tt is therefore felt\n| that the Engineers will soon be\n: making more women than ever\n: before\n\"C\u00bbW 1\u00ab \u2022 Mqlttertd trademark.\ntiKl\u00bb4ing ftJual Tixti\nCOCA-COLA LTD.\nling hy\ngi oo .d.1'-\n'.'1 K'J i I IC\nC>   hih\nM   111\n'[   1 i t '  [ Id .   V\npat icrv\nFcKuit\nSEX OR INFINITY\nh vcrv controversial pen-and-ink draw-\n.'ward J Mazzucu, a Second Year tn-\nq student. has caused guile a slir in\n-;;ici circled The drawing is called \"Sex\n,-y\" g\\),\\ il is from this title that no>dt\n-it r> ivi..m as  has arisen\n; -; (-] \\<\\ d'| ,t ink-to iou s\\ ith Mi   M< looicn\n\u2022; i-> \\c ! that the cm| A\\ \u2022\u25a0-( oioe i nsu ie tl ie\nOSidi it --,   in I mil ,     I ru |it in \u25a0< \u2022   i j< >t i i   liki\n::-, -,\\ ml. n. I i\/O'. I In ft in taolpi :\\v I ike hoi\nmen j   tho--   wel >  like   ftvt.    h o no-   seen\nI p d m    .!' i \u25a0; j (..' ,  i   !   oo. 'V, tt i   mf   the   h ad o -\n- ..;ther'-, w. .ml >\nTne Lngn icoi ii oi I ui alto   Ik id i not  coin\nm.rK.iui iCmd  the o ion s o:   Im v\\- o k  1 0.11   ' -\u25a0\n,   await mo]   the   cntic. ism   ;>f   the   Arts\n.-,   ......    *6&M -A-iwuiaiEjsiAt.\nATTENTION - Students in\nHonours Chemistry\nGeneral Chemistry\nChemical Engineering\nPass Chemistry\nOfficials of one ol' Canada's largest paint manufacturers will he on the\ncampus to interview prospective employees for their central clevelp-\nnvent   laboratory   and   technical   department.\n1 hose   intere-ted   in  summer  employ merit   should   aho  apply\nInterviews   will   be   i mid urtod   mi   ! 'ebriu r\\    OO h   and   O'dh.   -Oaitmg   al\nI     p.m     in    ihe    Perm uilel    I 0 fice.    1 llll    .M-(0\n\\   tilm   vmll   he  shown   at    i'.'O'i   p um   lehruars   0\">th   ei   (hiiui-trv    OOI\nI  or   lurther   details   see   the   Personnel   Oliiie.\nmm\nIRGH INDUSTRIE\nI. 1   M 1 T 1- 1\u00bb\nI'OKIOMO      \u25a0\u25a0-        MoNTKhA!        WINDSOR\nVAM'OI'Vlflf \u2666AGE FOUR\nTHE     UBYSSEY\nTuesday. Ft.1:-, ^arv If).  19a\"\nThe Kings Engineer\nCanto I\n\u25a0ii   glisiciimg towers of  C'nm-\n-\".ngton Castle strove\n.- ' m   moon and  the stars\n,,d  Oithe them in light\n\u2022i .,  s:;]i  Fnglish  inghi.\n\\i ; ast their shadows afar\n' \u25a0'.- ia.asms of day\n.a!  for,;;  died  avvgp .\na      gii a.ae   ol    m i in ipil    . a In\n:,, -1.\na   i  . i n   l::.'   l)|V'7r\n.  ' ed   stil    in   t.d'   trees,\nc a . m. m  a. as slcpmg at  O.sl\n.v. i    :;,:::!   ot   ilm  ear,\n- ., .   and   y et   cleai\n\u2022    . ad.umg   id'   O'olsd p-\nca'   shaw !\\   drew    m ai r.\nBy V. YOUNG\nTai   King's Engineer through\nhis- transit  did peer.\nAnd  his .jowl bore a  trace of\n-alivm\nCanto III\nNow  look  tnee alar.\nTie door comes ajar.\nThe door to milady's  room'\nthe  tovvei-  bleak  and   grey.      Trough   Oi diva   knows   not\ndch   he   had   to  survey.\nis the tow er ol I aid v Godiva.\nTwi i beady eyes hot\n.\\r'    *e;eiiuig   in   from   the\n\\d..c   tLi\ni.or swings  vvu.li\nooiiiuis  inside.\nThe path of ins 'ocirs\nr.ies-crib'ad  a  long  loeu-,,\n.-'van  tOm:  tana'  to  rest\n0 a  pan   cnance\nm  t.'i   cmnnhers where  re-md.      A   Knight,  a,   Knight  in  his\nO ar.pletely   divested.\n\u2022;'  g; riiients.  that   maid  n\nromance.\n\u25a0 i m\n. (i  s)( (-p not  set   them  at  i i .-'\n:cr the nigdu.\n''.  i vi'.-.   A'ould  ha ve   | ii'i'i'i d\n' o s. e,\nno  the .strang'e  figure  was\nat  strode without  pause\nu   the   parapets   high   by   the      In  The  silent,  dim  light   of  her\ns< a. room.\nAs s\u00bb vrn arc lamps\n.   a n   shot  t he lair Inm\n''Ot a  a   lamp   by   her   ha a.i\nA   \u2022'!  ;.   vv mclow  close  b\\   a!   law\nsine\n.'\u25a0.'-!  ice pane so small,\na'  :I\\   seven  feet   tall.\nAlio barely  eleven  feet   w id. -\n'A'ith   no   vigil   kept.\nThe   lair   lady   slept.\nan.:')   in   Ills  i v i\n.s r<.; \u2022\u25a0 i imply.\nId     .Via.a'S   lo   .ml-.    Iier   III\nJTf\/iTr  ~~%\n( \u25a0\u25a0\u2022' '.'..\u25a0   - mark   hack\ni    '    -. m   ' l    : ! o;n    'in-    ( ,\nTms  il I mannered  coo!\n1 n  the  i\" i \"-cam  suit\n!Oa dlis'ned ;-   sword  of  pewter\nHi    W.lisncrcd   no   sonnet.\n.\\da;   fjor'ti ,i   his stem   bonne: .\nA  higOnh   unorthodox suitor.\nlie chortled  and swatpgererl\nC'onti mptible   blaKgard'\n0:\nI I 1 g 1 1 I X e\nAn\n> .<   .-a iwly   retread . c\nSo   m arly  deieati (0\nN :g'd to t -u' brink o|  a --v. oon,\nIt   w a a iiih't   be   niei ,\nAu ira :\"i :gs throw ing |-];-(\nAi\"id   one   hilluva   short   lionev\n\"\".oi an\nany   devices   he   bore   in   his      H ,.-,-\u2022 ,;jown {rom th(,u. (.1;imps       Godiva  was  trapped   m   her\nJ  O    till      loo'\nGodiva's   l.a,\nThat   remm\nbciuwt:\nThe  cold  w ::\nAs   the   fhip\nWith Ins sO'\nIlls    tf I   '\n1\"   a    dill\nt    \u25a0    coin\na  ver,\n'  \u2022 r  al    on 0. i\n-    Ad:,led\n-. .:   scaled.\nt gk- (Oenrhe\niirm.-,\ntunic\nscarlet   ,n d\nn   ner   hTp,   to   soften    tin\ndiioni\ni    ra -ici   ha vi -   lean\ntin   King's Kngmeer,\n'.'.'.(\u2022-\u25a0 his\" said eving at  night'\n>   Kings Kniani'i\"\nmoked  long  and looked  char\n!\u2022   stared with an open mouth\nm The *h ajght he c.id wilt\nThat the tower he'd built\nT-tc Kinc's Fr^ineer was band-      L,.,,-rd seven derm's to th,\nsome of <-our.se, :outh!\nA-.0. strongly devoted to only.\nMot -easily swayed\n\u2022:rwn the homa.se Im oayed\n0     ,-iard liquor   skinbooks rind\nrjr-i.uty .\n\"'\"\u25a0sting;   his   life   to   his   crepe\nsoled  .shoes.\n.-\"or  fate  would  do  him  m.>\ndarni)\nt    -haled   the   .slippel'v    slate-\nahid  root'\n', it n nia transit  uiOn   c is ar;:\",\n'..'edeing'  there\n*; \u25a0   col.\"*  night   ana\n. \u2022\u25a0    .-. t i.   re til  eve  to  ilm  scopi\ni net.'i'rmiii.\" 'On   data\n'' ''ii.'.h  soonej'  or  Inter\n.'Oi!     lis-c     ti.\"'     Oetenuii'\"       the\nsiopi\n-  mis.    j on  mighi   ,mk.\n' \u25a0   primary task\na*    g.Iini.'llS    this    m.ill    of\nOtters.\n' \u25a0  ;'.;..r \u25a0'}, lii-; '\u25a0 ;,  goof\n,  'ad.- peali  of a   root\n\u25a0 td'm  .-ooi on  hi.-   dun \\   \u25a0\u25a0, <\u25a0.\n- weaU'r\"\nant.\".o<- n ad on.\n* >l  1 u  \\< U ; un  iii.n;:,\n'.at   orir c\u201es hmi  a! )lt   so  On.\n'  has tri   :urw-< y m   e   aceeran\nway,\n\u25a0 .  O Wer, o i   Ol''   \\   all   P\\\ndd    rite\nCanto II\nrem,   v i\\\u201e   .st-,'\nCn de   ,,,s   coulo    i\".\n'.'-.,( I   to   d: -ilm mi\nI'-k.\nI   em'.r,. \u25a0*   rt 0't'\nhaven\ni   vvuuic  say  that   this   man\n1 l.m a g'i r.i ral plan\nI'hiit   vv o,, le;   make   a   good   plot\ntor tin  Haven\nStill, inch, on the cool,\nrail, lean and aloof\nWith  a poise or a   learned\nscholar.\nCanto IV\ndot   '.h\\\\    could   lie. ei   :, Sandon\n00.s   maid\nVm;*   1 .mnt cl   bet   i v t s   |,,   il-,,\n\/\u25a0i.i, s.\nWhen   tin   Kinc's  Fngiia-ei.\nThat man without a pe\u00abi .\nWis still unaware, torsooth\nHopi   h;;d a start\nIn tri(   fair lady's heart.\nWinn   the   Engineer   came   to\nhi r view.\nla.   sudden   fast   flight.\nSue .slipped past the Knight.\nAnd  straight   to  her  cb.iset   she\nflew.\nS.'n   ti.\u00bb'.'k out her undies.\nThi  ones she wore Sundays,\nTOi    ones  with   tin    lir.-iicl\nCon-to V\nThrough  sot \u2022      \"'.. .^ht    nm    \u25a0 .\nHe   reached   ?\u2022 .   '\\i%\\;   -ill\nAnd  hoimcM 0 .  . reac;-   li '\nbattle.\nThe face ot th\u00ab   Knight\nWas an il! Iai\u00bb,,: j-jed tvhiii ,\nAnd   his   add-',,;'   wa,   st.irtn\nto rat th\nThe  Knight  i\u00ab-.; .\u2022;eci  awav,\nHis kni'is hec.v .o clay.\nTil!  he saw   t.Ofe wa > sdiih\nthing  :.r: ,sg\nThis bra\/cn > \u2022\" , -rg fc;:a\nHau but ;,' >:,, \u2022   rule,\nVA'hat   mannm      '.'   we.inon    . ,\nthis\"\n'iV'iiocrani.\nWit\ni e;.rb  |\". .\nami *.hiusi\nT '\n( \".   folded  them   tight\nOo(\niva  la y< -.; \u2022\n\u25a0d.-.t\nIn\ntin    ri'i'in  ol   a   kite\nIn  t\nhe  skid   c.\n'.-. yc'dn.^\nA'\ni\"-   t::i\":ie   to   Ihe   wind\n'W\nshe\nWh.\nTw\nKngmi t\nit   ;e:   Ot g,\nis wiur.t v\n'\"  hem.!\n..Kc .,!.!\nTn\ns ch liaate nnsslc\nAn.\"\ntile     l.'n   c.   ,\n\", I  v. as   -1.uk\nAs\niig.'it as a thistle.\nrigid   Idc\n>g'\nlaunch' d m the nai |..\nol\ntin\n*0     -.usl  be mistaken,\n^hmi car\u00ab  had been taken\nOai'  lady Godiva was stirring'\nW.,   <-.e losing his yLj.:ht.\n'.\"'g.Id  these numlx-rs lae  right'\n-\u2022\u2022 i   : -tn t \"hed like a kitten.\n,''urrin,:,i\n'.\" *   kn:g w ill turn blue.\n'.'\u25a0 . r, < funning will too'\nTee   Kiiif. s   Fnglneer\n^ i.s  i,-.idiy i  fear\ni \\\\    '\u25a0 Ot     i. .til.)   ol   on I     gi nl le ,li,c i\n'\u25a0all. \u25a0\nSo .--i-a-al oi mind,\nSo rout)    add  refined\nTne id ouch* <iicl i.c-t even ooeiu\nV-    l.'od.s   what   f'd   un,    in   I,\u00ab       'that  I: m-  ..rtsinau in tin\nfa ri 'I\n*v'.- a   ham-i   it   \\ ou  laid\n\"' ,d  i yt     hgineoi 's mmd\nvO   ea   no*   tor  this  bit   ot   ;,oo<s\nO.a. k\n..! .d   O    i    -m : illlii  r-\n...' gals a m.'   a. i.mbm -\nN1* m  if- jg.i injv of sni,\nThcmgh   a:'!J;i]i\"i   gauallv    w eit\nhiil'l,     Ih    i lie    l.ieCI\nn Id\n<) ,    ,-.-.<.:   the   kimd-i\n: Oi-..,.; '.a   I.. ...o \u2022.\nt.m-   mcn.i.-nt  s,) btacl.\nO.'hive's  deep  sigh\n>1''.aic   ha\\'e   knockeo   m.i   uiui\ni;i.\nf i r  ! he  panties  v.en    Inn    ai\nfa ;r  'light.\n7'd \u25a0 v    w afted   their   wa\\\ni)e.- ''\">>   ruoi cold :v.\\0 gie) .\nW..\u00bb n    the   I'.Hgmee;    still   hi Id\nO't'T,\nArid .an.ua   they could land.\nA   v>, ( l)   -iracticed  hand.\nPh.i'ni r* .;':o\\v 11   the  silk   ,.--   Il\nT'^'-^i'd\n.-\\s   t \"a    KnCUleer's  r \\ es\n(\"an s.st tt the sott  priri\nT \",e   s-;k   with   bni'ht   t \"ir. ad\n-\u2022 -,- ci^'ramined\n'I'.Orf\" U \\'-i fs of red.\nKr.;rI;y   s,c>:;e its they .- aid.\n0 O'-S Well  I'll  t.c   dann eri\n'J'O.s .O;   could In\nA  s.gr.i 1   it plea\nOOI.ad \\  ? a.s need ol m,\\   .tin\nNO' ra-ec; to c.dl  I\" in .\n1 I j  Oi   :.' i n   in ;i t im\nSir  K \" :>. ' T. U.<i[:   dim    m   i.; \\\ni. ... >.   vi-mii-  sir,\n'Twin  but  ;   .-   -,: ' Cgl '\nCor   the   f.. g.m \u2022 \u2022':    ir..;b!\nWa..   ninii    :''\".:.i  \"hi    ar-sin.e\"\nby   pleat;.\nTh.'  I'lunio   t \u25a0       un;.;'0o\nThe   lOngmi t r   \u25a0> \u25a0 ar.mo'\nK'.gh.t   up  lo  ',::\u25a0\u2022    -'Cp-iar-    com\n1 w I 1' i \\\nI   can  h'-aa-   .:\u25a0   \u25a0>\u25a0\n! I is  i I !emn gh'd\nb'r  death   Uu :\npaim-\nTne'i In   s,.\"i-.  :.\nTo  rise  ma i \u2022'\nMl   rdi    vvati -   *\n,'   dMg.   ^s\n- 'Team -\nhW.a v   \u2022 'ie  -\nthe  fOdil\"\n(Te.\n\u2022i  oil'   .y{   \u2022 r-\nI ,ady   (r> ku v;        .  . !..oi.,-\"olt - -\n|o.\\\n('armg  -.n\\  ::::\u25a0:   - fm st:H   c , -\nurn lac'\n\" :\\lv    hem.   '\u25a0 ::,   (.....rlinj;.   \\ m\nlial.'\"Or,, -a     >>.->;< '\"\nSin    ch     :.   ro \".'.*\u25a0\u25a0 b:mb'    I   \\..r,\nI  1       !  IH     I   I       .'        I    \\   I     '       , i       ,'hl;\nThai   1   ir,ih'.;   'tiJ,\n'1 o  ask    '- ,-.'   .... -d   nt-a ,\nti a'\"'\nTliat  re a 0n0 a<   fil i.;h' ,\ndo  .'    t:h ,,,.\/\u25a0,    ,   -*    -try.      ijg'-l\nA:-i'   10 d-   ...     I   Cm   \u25a0\u25a0 \u25a0\u25a0\ni,     i ,    -...   '\"' \/\"'\no..,,t \u25a0 ,.d ;      \u25a0. s. \" f \u25a0-< Tuesday, February 19, 1057\nTHE     UBVSSKY\nPAGE FrTOi\nEngineering Future\nFor Civil Graduates\n\u00bb\nA lb. wish us       I,.       Cantilever     could and by demonstrating all laliomships    in    a    simply    sup\n-\u25a0ra.iiuated   back   in   IflaO   as   a      he     knew     about     supporting ported   brassiere   or   in   a   Imji\na ml engineer.     In spile of this      st rm.tun s      Thus.      when      lie < arly   strength   giidle.   mm   will\n.deop.s handicap     he     became      graduated     he     wa.s     a     much see   tne   need   lor   such   a   man\n\u2022 ;e of  tne foremost  authorities     sought after man. So.   m -a   manner   of   speaking.\n\u2022 '   tin    design     of     supporting          The     Trans-Oceanic     Bride* Alliwishus    joined      the      meal\n*'\u25a0 ruetureti.                                                 Company wanted Alliwishus to packing  industry\nIn his four years m engineer-      join 'them    and    supervise    tne |j)s   |jrs,   j,,),   u;is   ,,,   pnidiicc\n. m   and   after   that   m   his   post      construction  of     a     suspension ;,  superior  design   lor an   uplift\n.\".u'lii'.i.' \\ears studying for his      bridge from New York  to Hon p,-,-,    s,,   w-ith   slide   rule   m   om\nithm-.d.', Alliwishus wa.s gam-     don      However, since Alliwisb- hand and samples in the other.\n..c    tame    by    learning    all    lie      us -wanted    a    job    that    would Alliwishus  set   to   work    Cock\nmake full use of his unique aim )n   ll(.  r,)mpared a  sagging  lnisl\nlit.v.   he  turned   down   the  oiler line ma cant ilever beam  which\n'                         ol   ti\";e   Td.li    Oo    m    lavoi'   ol has a  now n w ard deflect ion  ,me\nworking    tor   the    Female   Oai m   its   own   weight       Ills   mmen\nment   'Manufacturing  Company aiucal   hr.iih   turned   the   pimb\nNow    \\ou    might     not     think km   over   and   he   n mt inhered\nthat   the  F.O.Al    Co   would  em pmt    the   downward    di a led ion\nplos   a   renowned  structural   en- m   ,,   cantilever   beam   could   In\n(.'\".\"ha   '  said   the   .,\u201eci;i|   rn.M      tilUi.iy  Hk(,   A1,,^1>hlls   ,     t..|M. |1(il|((.,,:    .,\u201e,,   (A,,n   ,.,,.,,,._.,,!   ,,,\nO-e.a rnment.   \"work   for me\"      tiUwir.  bill   when  um eonsidei'\nv- nr   lours are  good  and  your     the complicated si ress-strain re-\n\u25a0' :gh th are 1 fee.\nd'mn'  cmy   begins  at   the  stroke\not   erne.\nY ai quit ut  five, no overtime,\nO    pay  you  well,   we  pay  you\nI air.\nV'ork   for   mi    and   you'll   have\nno care\nArtsman s\nParadise\nStatue\nReal Use\nDisclosed\n^oi.ir  Artsman  into  this  train\nSo umsdope-cting,  sap after sap.'      r\u201eg, r,ious      engineers.       alUr\nYour boars are good   youi months   of   obs. r\\ ati\u00ab.n   and   re\n!1OhO*  are  free .marcm   ham    finally    discovered\n\"'\" cm   at   rav   m.d   work   till snlll,     u,(     t,,r     --fure,     Kornm '\n,i'\"r' ' tin     modi mi    -taUn     th.it    gram .,\n\u25a0   t \u2022\u00bb   morning     oi   it  \\ou likeOn,,,  pj.nraiw   law.\nV\"u   <;r\"   w(lrk   '\"'\"\"'''   :,i'1'    \"\"l      ''> a spi'O.d reporl  issued trotu\n!! \"! 'O night ;th(.     KL-S     (U!ic,,,_      researchers\ni made  public these  tindings:\nTHREE FORMS\nmr nverumi -   you'll  get   it\nsoon.\nan    upward    dcllectiom    bv    in\nstalling   a    guy    win     Iroin    the\nsagging   (\\t(J   o!   tne   beam   b'   a\nsupport above\nI'sing tins principle. Alliwishus designed the \"Super-\nDupi r Pplill Bra\" with only\ntvv o strings attached The\nHoard ol Directors was so well,\npleased with Alliwu-lnts that\n!he\\ gave him a bonus of a\n\"Veai's salary On b m'i si tt ing\nhim to w or!-. '; o> n design a\ngirdh\nAt lirst A II iw i.-hi is w ,.s bat\nlied b\\ tin pi'oi'di n ot de-iii;\nmg tin ultimate in slendernu ;:g\neijuipmi ut; I hat is unt il he i'e\nn.eml.H red that Way back in\nSecond Year, he mid neard that\na beam will become thinner ii\nit  is  in   tension.     So  he  set  to\n.ADMIRING  STRITTVKE.  Imam admiring  Redshirts  arc\np( spaded  Id y<md ,u   -- i:-dow  .0' doubt  that  the  best  thin;;\nPi   0> is to  :nd>el:   timir \"iUh rules ,.i d   buy* :O0i is tn \"Cirl \u2022\nCr,.,j\\.\"   ;\u25a0   swidli'lli\"..:\" t   \".irr;,;;,     nmrp.    rhrtiu.u   Monday\n,,;,,\u00bb    \\\\'( .bit'*,lay    p,    dm     Addm-dm.    s'pgt-.,;    by    vHCd\n;\\l.i-.cul S.ihod\", sd.hhdd   .\\'.v c>   Primimp', c<)-sO,rii,g hun-\nid\"     * ,,f i-ec'ige.itis gam-   , a.d emitamp-- pU|  o,,e Eng'noer\nPhcb>  bv  DAVE W1LDKH\nSciencemen Appreciate\nArt' In Girl Crazy\nVou  cmn'l \"el   uaid- -but  don't i     \"   \u2022. ^-\u2014-----  - ,.',.. ,   ,      , '\"    \u2022 Three .Engineers  snuck  through  the side  entrance  ol  Th'\"\n.on  can  ^ta   p.na     om   (ion t   versitv a.s the ideal spot  tor leg     mation,   iollo\\ved   bv   hours   ot , ^ , .\n'eilhurt, ! lifting.     Due   to   the   nature   of'   laborious calculations, resulted! auditorium,   Sunday   gltcmooa   during   renearsals,   to    \u2022inter-\nTwill kSis*\" tit   house sometimt\nm June\nAnd   if  you're   sick,   too   ill   to j p-ornis.   js  j^   ,ts  significance   to.    determined   Poisson's   ratio  for\nwor  ' ! the canine population of the urii-l   the female form.      This inlor-_\nThe    lirst,    arid    perhaps    the,   work,   and   after   thousands   ot   .\nmost  obvious  use  of  the  Three!   individual experiments, he had\nYour salary is big. twill cover j construction,   a    tired   doe    can' in   the   design   cf  the    'Simple' view\"  v.me ui  the  girls  in  \"Cirl Cray\n\u2022It                                                     I                                                   '        '      ,\n' rest  his uplifb d leg on  the con ; Tension   Girdle,\"   which   made;     Trnr\"   t;-ey   were,   twenty   ol.\n\\  bv,   (.my.- lost,  don t  be so       Crcte  while  relieving   himself.     : *>  Ionian   not  or,h   two   inches1 ,)\u201e.   ,,.,,,,   |u>r)OUS   dolls   an   Fn-!\n''\u25a01;'1   ' Aside tro.-n its use as a bomb-; slimmer around  the  waist. but0.ilK.(r   ^,..n   rvt ,.   (ljc(    al   ^ft>j\n,,, |((0n.g   target   by   circling   seagulls \"Iso   three   inches   taller,   thus   \u00a3,.(IU.( ,   t.itv.nrt-n>;  (,n  ,)-,,.  stag.'.:\nthat   ha-.'e escaped  from  the  for-' giving   her   the   tall   slim   look   Bul     ..pf^rr L.,-,a;eI\\      flaw    wen i\nestiw    Kiiiimon   room,   the   Three that  is so desired. all ' garuaied \"m,     Harrv ' Prvre, j\nForms    i*   nmvinimth     located Nell,   alter     tin-      n.-;. nuuis   fl.   m.s j\u201e; .t^,,,.,   ;illff <; ^ c.t  Mruv '\n.e   smin  oar  , ,, ,   our   |irI.vl.s   lor   w.ary   artsnam   tn   lean   ag- piece \u2022>!   work.  Alliwishus'  car -\u25a0 (1(,);._lri..   Pi(    ir>i|<ji._   (ir.i,.<i    .,\u201e,'\n....    .,,,,, ainst it tliev tiit   in t;i>' Ion \u2022 trek eer   was   at   a   nt w   high.   But,1   ,\na'i    ai.se \u2022 -> danci     \u25a0ti'tctor.*.   not   to   mentiop,\n,-,-\u25a0   ntu-  \/-tnli'o-'   -,n,i   .'U.itiv bom    the    binary    to    the    book alas,   tragedy   -\"'ruck.  The   wife ,\n\".    tiny   tfoii.ii.-.   .mo   eigiuv i.ic m.hn   di'ihi-. ol  to.igb bronco\n,..,,.. stori . ol   tin    Presidiut   ot   the   Boarcl   ,\nlePts blisters. '\n\\-     -it   op,   'A e   w Ol'k.   W e\nbed.\n\u2022'.!   ri   tireci and  dull  and\nmrnO rfVi-.\nfrom    tine    iib'arv    to    the    biaok alas,   tragedy   -\"'ruck.  The   w..\nstori . ol   tin    Presidiut   ot   the   Board\nThe   Thn e   Form-    serves   an of Directors of 1 he Ft. malt   Car\na-  Aruman  stood  at   tiie economical purpose as it reduces ment   Manutacturing   Company\npearly  pates , the   amouni   et   grass   th.al   must ^as wearing one ol Alliwishus''\ns   face  was  scarred  and  old.      |\u201e.   rl;!i   tidh-.     sa\\mg      much    in       'Simple        Tension Girdles\"     '-'        :\n>tc\"\",i he'ore thi   nun n    late   grass   mowing   bills.      However. when sudcien 1 \\   il sheared  apart\nir  ac-T kssion  to  the  fold th,- Tlinc Forms might  be  mon m   'he   niiddli.   acccb rated   up-\nt'conomically   usi ci   it   it   was   to wards,   tore   throngb    the   guy\nserve   as   backfill   tor   the    new wins   nt   the      poor      woman's\narts   building   since      tht       three \"Super Duper  I'plllt   Bra,'   and\nforms  is  wortn  considerably   less smacked  her on   Fit    jaw m\u00ab u\"..s<'i\\ \u2022'.-   t\nthai,  gravt 1 or dirt Alliwishus   wa*   'fired'      And\nThus    \\ ou    can    so     that    the. worse than  that, bis reputation\nPt..r;.,\"  Gait s   swung   open   Three   Forms     is     not     without was   ruined1     Then    u a.*   only\nCrcrs'nwOn musical is\u2014 it's nc''.\nlust *'\\, but rather u duo--\nranch, .gun-slinging, gag-throw \u2022\nir.g tin nu . What se\\ there .-\u00bb\njnvolv- d in \"Girl Crn\/y ' i.s *\u2022\"\u25a0\nj\u00bbviisti..\\ti   i  se.\\.\"\n\"No; r -. far a > w\u00bb re CO' \u2022\ncerrt\\i\" C'lortle the three Fled-\n\u2022d..' .rt* ,.* 'bey *ri' .:k lack Oi '.\ntill      *lbi     ami!'\niS'1!,','.   da p.-   \\ nu   cloin .   Si\nPi tm-    s,.kI,\nYo  g...O-: admission  Im >-e\"\n', i    fcv-: *\u25a0  an  .ii'tmim   sir.\n- . a   n.'.an v and  many  a  \\ eai\nv. id i ,\nSud.'itnily.  aarl ot  a rid dress\nhy.     i lello  boy -,'   a   sal-\n' '\"\\ .        \u25a0' viting      \\ 0'i'r       teekou-\n'I m  IV's.-.i  K, ''.     W.'io ..mi   mm\"\nWigit   i an   i  <\u25a0\u25a0 ,  fm\"   v op,'. \"\nA to a about ' wa i '\"i\", in ut i * oi\nstah.u lit ring ith.d *1 ..rim.. * li.\nthi'tt Fnginet'-* iinally repaired\n'' \u2022\u25a0- \u2022 \u25a0\" ' i u '.' la t ii unci'\n\"We'i Vbagmi ers.\" Irimediatt !\\\n;hit ;.'\u25a0 rm, rveo a renly o* \"Sorry\n!elbe, 'O\"  m..'1'ied, ' and with a\nt \\ i -i j -\nwiggled    tir.l    \u2022'!\n; some   lists,,  as  seae-plls  a^   lx)mb' one    course    left,   so   next    year : sd' ish   \u2022>  Oil' red St-.;\"p,,: in\n-'   Pm.cr r.mg the bell. the dog- that art   -elim ing them Alliwishus    L    Cantilever   will, ing   d-'im-    -I\nd'.rii    ir.  ;'.r.'.d cho-e  your  harp,   .selves   op   i.0,    .j'tsnini   wtio  are In    back   at   FUG  ti aching  CF     then-   reach\nhi   s.-dct, leaning   (\u2022:\u2022\u2022     tin      most   abortive. -'7u lo r  group o: inspired See ;      !:\u25a0    \u25a0\" n ' \u25a0      you rt     wnirttrn\n'mi\\(    ~.i ti  vopa   shaia    dl   lull    creatiia:.'   .-u.it    pi chmtorie   tune (and   Yt ar   Frngmeers.        (bK.S.'W.h.d    On    tla \u25a0 v.t    of   Thm   tame\nDeft'nitions\nB.^by   Pacifier:   A   hpsi   in   td\"\nmaitith\nL-esbtit-m:    0   \u00bb>. ns>-   vOthuui    ..\n\u25a0-'end\nMistre^!-:    Smvi thing\"   betwee\n:    Alisp'i   ,.;\u25a0,,...  a   matin-sh\nNurse  .'\u2022.   )>.-.!<  handler\nProstitute:  A  busy   aociy\nPsych iafrist:    One    wbi    inn\nto ( :d . t,t v. at Oa r an mm.p \u25a0:\nhi. - :i; rt : ,\u201en i'.i i' taPO.v thi. \u00bb\n,.n ad. P  \u2022\u2022\". . ed lt< v..\noodles of drood les\nby cd (blucbcord) manuco\n\"X\"\n\/\nAr'sr;.\ntoo,\n-.^\u25a0-er.i PAGE\nTHE     UBYSSEY\nTuesday, February 19, 1957\nerenaum\nTWO VIEWS ON\nEXTRA MEMBER\nour - NIX . . .\nI   :\n\u25a0dm d agree with Amend\nmed.\nO'dam.   that   the   Council\nbe   --\n0.dm ed   by   the   addit.on\nof    -\n'.    Executive   Member    I\n\u2022ogre-\nd.ai    the    work  -* load\nshe...\ni   <>.\u2022   lightened   for   the\nVic-\n'rv. -mident so that he v, ill\nbe t\"\n;-:\u25a0 to aid the  President,\nbut '\n-. \u25a0 way to do this is to re-\ndistr.\nd-d.a some duties to other.\nless\nh'Us>\"   Council   members.\nnot b\naid ii new man.\nTO\n-\u2022   only   criticism   of   our\npres-\n'\u2022\u25a0    svstem   that   I    have\nhear:\n. i* tnat .some Councillors\nthavn\n'\u25a0.-:>  much  work  to do.  I\nCour.\ndO  members  will always\nagre-\n'-.a.'  the mare-ambitious\ntake\n, t   -xtra jobs and there-\nfore\n;d,.a-a:\" overburdened: but\nthe  .,\n.-..rage  Councillor is not\nover\n\u25a0or.-t'.'d,   and   a   judicious\nalloc\n'. :m of duties could solve\na n y\n.\"\u2022\u2022qualities      in      wurk-\nlot-a:\n-. -  ..\u25a0   ca--e   in   poll.' .   d hi r\nof '\nex:\n\"      I..'     me     dad      !'\u2022:\u2022\u25a0\u25a0,\u25a0\nI\nthe:\"\n\u25a0with,\nful   r\n'bey '\u25a0>\ntop..-'\nshe a.\nno .'.'\nself\ntO   Km\nload\n'   i.     Chan .'.i.-  -    s.i   .\u25a0 \u25a0\n\u25a0   t ium  v, ei '\u2022   1. .mm les.-\n....\u25a0Id he Hoi h m .; wrou at\nBut wc must be care\nto   increase   Council\n,   workable   si\/m   At\nmembers.     Council\n.\u25a0.id tt new man only if\n.    solution   presents   it-\n:   I  teel  the solution   is\n\u2022a distribute the  work-\nOf course, it can always be\nargued that it i.s only one\nmore, and if Council were 25\nor 30 strong, one member\nmore or less would not have\nmuch effect; but at fourteen,\nwe are bordering on a size\nwhich may be too big to lie\neffectively workable, and the\naddition of a new man when\nnot absolutely necessary is\nnot desirable.\nThe special committee si ruck\nto investigate this problem\nrecommended against adding\na ne v member to Council\nThis committee was composed\nof Stan Beck, cx-F.I CO of the\nPublications Board and Council Member; Bon Longstaffe.\npast Vice-President of Council.     John    MacDonald,    FLOS\nTwo AMS Presidents,\nDon Jabour, (1956-57)\nand his recently\nelected successor,\nBen Trevino, lock\nhorns on the issue of\nanother member for\nStudents' Council.\nStudents will have\na chance to decide\nfor themselves on\nWednesday, when they\nvote in the student\ngovernment revision\nreferendum.\nTrevino - YEAH\nTen\nthe v.\non  r,\nchad i\ngOVi\"\nexte*\nthe'- -.\nT- .,\nJ, ..\namen\"\nPCs v.\nextra\nmo Oh\";\ntern-a\ncrea -\na   t>   \u25ba\nseLi.   i\nthat  -\n<'\nn r \u2022\n'.orrow you will vote for\n;rd slate of elections and\nreferendum which will\n\u2022\u2022\u2022 the system of student\n\u25a0dhtnt to a very slight\n0 but which is never-\na-   'aery  important,\nddv  contentious   point\n.; Councillors is the pro-\n,r   the   addition   of   an\nCouncil   member.   The\n:.   -.\u25a0>   include   in   the   re-\n\u25a0 .. :r.   a   proposal   tn    in-\n\u25a0 0>imcil wa.s passed by\n\u25a0; ? vote in Cmmcil it-\n{   \u2022\u25a0.   are   One  argvmieut -\na .\"idled    sis    of    us    tta\na   nmv   member\n.-\" 'mom should Via'.'.'   'he\n\u25a0 '   ::    One    .-cope    to    brine.\nami   new   idea*.   Wdelh-\n\u25a0.-.\u2022\u25a0.\">    berins   \"wit.1.    0\\.\n.- d 1 \" r   'nim-clf   ... r  i-\n: -  nun bv  .   *i d'b at\n\u25a0, \"   ..hoilld  be   '..' m,a;d\n.1 -    attention,   .me;\nonly at the expense of studies\nand other Council responsibilities.\nThe argument i.s put forth\nthat a reallocation of dutie.-\nwould cure Councillors' over\nwork This i.s valid up to a\npoint. The fact remains thai\nevery year, one or two or\nmore people on Council lose\ninterest or find that their (In\nt les in ed more w< irk than\nthey    anticipated\nIt is very true thai every\nyear ionic Councillors prove\nmere ambitious than others\n! lad v. hy not ha v e people\nas ail il de to take some ol the\nli \u25a0 id oi I t llei \u2022' -.boulder -ill am,\nthi-.. i h a pal'' 1(\". I d v' \\ an d il\n! 1.1' t     or   i;:; pori ant   pro led \"\nT' e ,'llia, Vllall . emum'lwd\n... \u25a0' h pa a. Oi dun i 0 a :: e \\\" I r.i\nmmnOm r    is    I h,P    of   0 >e   V h e-\n!'\u25a0\u25a0'       id'    hi \\0.    < O:   i    oh v.   01\n:\u2022    .10     ,o :\"c   '    ;d  a  V    ,\u25a0 Om .,\nJ'rc- ideal ;       J nil       M;id inli.i Id,\nPSPA Convention Cnairman.\nand I'eter Krosby. I'vWUSO\nChai lanaii\nTb.Or invest igat ion round\nthat ne Councillors werj> real\nly overworked and that every\n\\ear there are a few 'ass ambitious Councillors who throw\nmore work on the more ambitious They believed that\nthe obligation lay on the Pro.a\ndent to spread around the\nwork load so that t he council\nt<ni If I   work   at   top  efficiency.\nFurthermore the proposed\namendment only passed Council by a narrow vote of ti-ii.\nIt is interest ing to note th; t\nthree ot those who voted\nagainst the motion, tfie Treasurer. Secretary, and WAD.\nhave I ae.t t u o \\ < airs ex pcri-\nence i mi Council; and t pat the\nV me I 'ii- ideut liiiii'idl. whose\noil e '!\" \u25a0 duel concern ot this\na 11 m , a ' a,i a : I , ,i l.-i i vol ed ai;a ii i si\nii  e   m   h r 111\npi\"', , I all Wi d a ' -(I., ', iia an\nv. . M'! n v \u25a0; i li \u25a0 \u25a0 al di . i\"\\ . '.mil\na : i p.m! ||t ..vi vi r I do ml\nI eel A 11 lend ment F-i. i r is m t h \u2022\nbe,-1 lo'eiesl ol our sludent\neiceri uneiit, and theriore 1\nwould ask vmi to stroiml ,\u25a0\nconsider the objections I ha\\\"\nraised here and in which many\nother pi oplc with past Cnin -\ncil experience concur before\ncast im;  \\ our vote\nDON JABOUR\nal Ilevisioii Committee, the\nHonorary Awards Couunillei .\nand the Housmg Oonmiittei.\nHow much time does this\nleava tor policy meetings and\nfor representing the students\nand Council at Faculty ince'-\nings\" Mon important, how\niniieii .-enpa does this allow\nbun if he is approached bv\nvou wiih what ma\\ be an ex\ncelli'lp    idea'1\nW\"    a i\"''    a    rapidl v a row im;\ncampus   v 'nunc i Is dulu > v. row\nmg    mil    only ' in    amount    bu'\nalso    ui    importance     Nmi     is\nthe    titile    to    increase    the    in.\nporta nee     on     the     ciliuuils     i  I\ninternal lonal   and   mil lonal   or\na ,ill lh, lie; IS        like        N   F O  t '  . \u25a0\nUTSO    PSI'A    and   I'lveimrren\n('im,     1 '   i ,. 'e     l 'a : I   ) i. I *   . ti a;i h   ,h\ni\"      * m** *. \u00bb*\nTill:   Pl.KlODK    CAM.\nxiiv   a,a\\\"   he\nBeck Report Earns\nCandidates' Praise\nAll tour Vici'-P'.\"es::ie'.v..al candidates gave their .support\nto the Beck Committee reteruulum as third slate candidates\nspoke to a  well attended  campaign meeting  at  noon  Monday,\nl''ir*t speaker running tor vice-* -  -  \u2022    - -\t\npresident,   Ken   Brawner  stated: |\n\"A   panel   should   be    set    up   to j\nstuds     controvensal     problems j I\nthai   arise   and   should   present!\nclear   ideas   to   both   the   faculty\nand students\" He als\" said that. 1^ fQ |3 1 6fTlS\ncloser    co-operation     sinou'd     be |\npromoted   between    tim    tO'-.calts !\nand  students but wil am.,:  ids* eO\nstudent   autonomy '\nibrary\n\u00abll: '.ill\n\\    ' ' I     U I   \u25a0 '     s\n1 I . .: 11    nine:    ; m\n.lack    Ci ih s.    second\nsliited   la-  would       [n;a\npi,ui   '. i   mii-rest   p.a,\\ , ' \u25a0\nlor    aid    t.     the    bmm\nsaid     0 at     he     thoim    '\nmeet i; ,t;s   MioulU   he   hi '\nI.el'Uledi    t Men\" ,    \" die    p    '\nol democr,ic\\\"   ' di'i -  .'\nIl   elecb'd    1   Wnjill    ot-    h\nlion   l    i,   .,   p.mi am.   : ' a\nel   .mm ; a   men'   a -   }   p\ni \\tm\\    Paver\n'I'mrtl   ' ..nu .a i.     -d\na ai       it       It   p     I    a\nDiscussed\n(0\"* ,, beef ..bout the I.dd-ar>\n'1 ii m -b ,'.    noon's   thctdd\"   d    an\ntb j i:\n00-te.n,   A-*ist;m*\nOan-rhd    J.ioraria;:,    v.01    a\nd. t   i i\nOs ,\nTbursdi-\n\u25a0'> M\"l   OC\n\u25a0r.tl  l.mrary   Aim.* .end  pr\n. t   -\u2022\".    ddmO    v.\n1>1 '\\\n'h       : P\nd:\nto '\nd-aO   OOa\n\u25a0 \"    whirli vnVed  id ia n\n\u201et   was   sviccm-'-O   ,   bat\nd  '     ,-d  i   I   **,.'.  I    d  !   \u25a0 \"i      m '\ni.  :' d\"      ,    tim-     i ',,',!.\"\u25a0,\u25a0     \"-    ...\ni \"\"hhhlOee,     ,md     !!..-     I '.'.'.\u25a0\u25a0J   '  :\nOuii   Ola--,   Committee.   He\nchairman o:   the Coiiatuutiun-\nBTN TP.EVINO\n' C o nJ rn u c> o   o n   P 13 \u25a0'   d\nSee   BECK   REPORT\naANThli\nn i \u25a0 v\n\u25a0X  ill\nr49\nd-   0\"   m ai\n'-.-tie     t.\n:  * '' e   new   11\n1MTIJ)\nGranville\ni   in-,    n  \u25a0 \u2022    ' '\"t\n-\u2022 ..-..'ii    i,   \"0 i\nim r idcO 1 .pel\nTVlLOfUS\nPA. 4649 Tuesday,, February 19, 1957\nTHE     UBYSSEY\nPACE- SIVEN\nSports Editors\nBRUCE ALLARDYCE\nKEN WIEBE\nPhenomenal Bird Swimmers\nIn Near Upset Over Huskies\nPCC Champions Edge Varsity;\nAvoid 2nd. Defeat In 14 Years\nUniversity of British Columbia swimmers' astounded their coach, themselves, and the\nWashington Huskies Saturday as they failed hy an eyelash to hand the strongest team m the\nPacific Coast Conference their second defeat in fourteen years in a dual meet at YMCA pool.\nOnly a five foot victory hy the Huskie's 4x100 relay team in the final event ol the meet saved\nthem from a 40-3S defeat.\nThe   amazing   nature   of   the'\"\t\nBirds pt rtornumce can only be\ngauged by imagining the idea\na' the Thunderbirds football\nHam defeating UCLA to advance nto the Rose Bowl. A*\"\nUCLA has dominated PCC foot-\nbad. Washington has been the\nConi'c rt'iia1 Powerhouse in swimming le   the past lotfrteen years.\nTne   Huskies   'nave   been   the\nnerenn.ai PCC champ-;, and have\niost only < lie final meet,  to Ore\n.ion  S'a'-     in   14 years of compm\n\"i; ion\n'Pa- :0.re. amassed mod ,.|\nda i r \".id- '.ia MTi md-. a hi'\n: ' id'e,        \".   d \u201e,a   . ;,..Us    h   the-Hid\n\u25a0 I'ti    .        0 -.      (incur.;.    iO'U   mud\n'I' '.-' da Oi Kim, Doolan a m;\ndie d vim.  i am over Tom  Ward\n..' W . dungton, for his sixth\nstraight victory The Thunder\nbird medley relay team of Done;\nKilburm Mike Bride. Tim Lewis. |\n\u00abnci Las Ashbaugh swept to a\nnew UBC record in winning\ntheir event.\n'Birds Complete\nEvergreen Season\nWhat goes wrong with the UBC Thunderbird\nhome'.'  That's  the  question  Jack   Pomiret   and   a   lot\nlans are pondering.\nAfter   looking   very   good   in \u2022 \u2022-\ntheir  previous  three  games,  the\nBirds mok to the road last weekend  and  were soundly thrashed;\ntwice -- Ta-aa by Central Wash- '\ningtun    and    79-30    by     Pacific\nI.tithe; ,\u25a0<).\nIn    aieiOhi r    ol    One    a,mils   did\nI'm    I 0 rd - a pproach the 0 nhn I hey\niiic     : i ci 110 \\    ..ho w11    at    home\nA hainsl Centra 1 they w ere\ndown ;!!<-?{ m the lirst ten minutes   and    never    threatened.\nIt     was    even    v. orse    against\nThe Bird swimmers travel  to       * \u25a0 *.\u2014... -:^ \u25a0:.\nSiattle    for^  their   return   meet       READY TO (H) again tnnig'nt against UBC is Taddy Song\nol   ihe Honolulu  Surfriders.  Surfriders  play  the  prelim   to\nthe Harlem-All-Star game, which is slated for K:!i0.\nwith   tiie  Washington   \"Varsity\nnext Saturday at 6:30 p.m.\n\"I am more than pleased with\nbins wcelds effort,'' commented\nUBC coach Peter Lusztig.\n\"However it is going to be\nmuch more difficult next weekend. One of the Huskies top\nren, Dick Jack, a Vancouver\nboy. was out with the flu but\n''\u2022<\u25a0   will  be  back   this Saturday.\"\nUBC Crews Pilot\nDinghys; Finish 3rd\nBravesDrop\nTotal Point\nSemis To Y'\n1' P.O     l!ra\\ i -     (iro.a;    h     : 'a ir\ntotal   point  semi linais ;.. YMCA\nFriday   ni.nlit   a.s   the   \"V\"   over-\n.,, ,...., , ,  ,      ,\u2022        came   a   five   point   dericit.   win-\nPLC.    I he     Lutes,   celebrating\ntheir second straight Conference \"inK   70 r\u00bb4'  ;md  taking tne   two\nchampionship,      poured      it      on   gan>' series   119-108.\nagainst  the sluggish,   poor-shoot-        T,u.   .,yv.   ^.^  h( ^  an<|\ning Thunderbirds. ...\nsuperior   shooting   was   most   of\nKd   Wilde   was   the   only   Bird I   ,\n,.      ,      ,\u25a0\u25a0.,,       ,      ,    ,' ,     ; the   story,    as   they   broke    into\nable   to   find   the   basket   as   he\nnotched    Hi   points.    His    team-   ;in   ,lirI-v   kad   arul   taxed   the\nmates   managed   only   14   points   Braves    to    abandon    tne    wine\namong    them    jn    an    incredibly I defense which   had  been so sue-\n' weak olfensive display. iresstul    for    them    in    -..he   first,\nThese two games closed the faille.\nConference season. The Thunderbirds finished in a tie lor\nlast place with three wins and\nnine I hi-scs. All three victories\ncame   at    home.\nThis    Friday    the    Birds    will   ()(   (|u,   ,,;im,\nBruce Taylor  and   John   Purdy   ably   represented   UBC   at    tr\\     to   rc-iain    their    lost    form\nIn   die   En rgreen   Conference   the   1'acilic    Northwest    Intercollegiate    racing    regatta    at    the    when   they   host   St.   Marlins   in\nmet  March 2. Lus\/tig can enter   Seattle Yacht Club Saturday and Sunday. \u2022'\">  exhibition  tilt.\n!'(t'   im'11   \u2014  l';i<'n   \"'   'he   thir .,.,.      ,.; ;,...,   . . Anothei'   F'raternilv   -   Sororilv\nThey lead M.V24 at  I'm   end of\nthe first half, and thougn Brave-\npulled    to    within    fivt    points,\nlying the total point   scon.   \"V\nilre'A    away   in   the   Im.d   stages,\nYMCA are rated a good chance\nlo dedal West Van in tne final*\nlor    th\"    .Junior    Cha upionshnd.\nThe   iwo  skippers  compiled   a\nai   events,   instead   of  Ihe   ens     |()1;il    ()(    , 2)?, ._    p()in,s    ,,,    pl,|(.(,    on.Sunday    however.\"  he said cheering contest  is beim: arrang \"oh    scorer    tor    th.     Bravi\n\"oiiiary   two  m   nine .,       ,,,.,,,. ..        .  ...     , I'n- .;atla   activities   leatur-    r(|      Pmhaps    I  he     presence    ol    was T'\" h i \u00bbr  Field with,   ! ti point*.\nTo    tijve    his    team    th\nthird behind University ol Was1,\n\"'   extra    mglon    and    Seattle    University '''   ''   '' lM'll\"s,l,M   b-v   Commodore nnn|c.s    ,,,    |,()wling   (hecks   can    ;m(l    ,hl     ''lulls    top    On'iiiKli'i'.\neotO   Ous\/tm   leels   he   needs   lo        Taylor   placed   lourth   in   inch- \"\"w:\"'(l   i;    Herri;.al   on   the   fur- ],|,   nu,  |>lrds nll,   ,,,   ,hl.lr dump    Ouard   h'a\\    Vim   leperen.   iiutrh\n,ke    dm-    conlercc    champion    , ;,,,',\/,,    sU,nd,ngs    it ,, (1       ,.m,|v m.ation   ,,|   a   N'orthwes,   Inlercol                            THURSDAY                           '',i,:,    ' Y V    :<'''  '\"'!\"   v\"'\"  H>'n(i '\ndii   im   vonld   like  anyone   u. ho   ,.,,,,,   ;\u201e   ,,,\u201e-., in lea, la to   , ach t  h'aci im As-ocint ion                             inunaiJAY                            ni;i|)     VV|!],     \u25a0 ,\u2022.,     pn:no.    ,.nc     :, j\n1   illlll III      I    Ifillul 1   '     1 >    \/  ' Will O 1*11 1 '*\n\"i-   im   is   m,   ..ood  cnom'.h  shape Hopes    me    hi:;!,    |m-    ||,,.    fornui            '    ''(         \"Mile     ,,.     lullocK     m     |',,, rl |,a.,    ]()    p,,illt>    j,-     -   1(     :m-t\ni   a..., i    in   lb,.,   nice!   to   I'ontaci         Tadur    reported     there    had lion    ,>!    the    association     u'nid; S;nm'Otd    !j.   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I e,     !,,,!\u25a0 PAGE EIGHT\nT II E     UBYSSEY\nTuesday, February 19, 1957\nAMS AT A GLANCE   m\nBy HANK HA.WTHORNE\nBECK   REPORT\n(Continued from  Page  6)\nvpposed   to   tht   addition   of  ai I\n\u2022-\u25a0vecuiive memtjer to Council at\nLitis tirnt-\nAll   candidates    for   Second\n.Member-at-Large  were   in   favor I\n\u2022\u25a0i greater distribution of vend-:      At   list   night's  AMS  meeting   held  by  the  investigations com-   ni   Students'   Council.   Council-:\nj:ig    nsaehines    throughout    the. Students' Council: mittee plus supervision of Brock   lors want to <ve that athletic in-i\ncampus. lounge and similar patrol duties,   vestigdtion    committee's    report,\ni\\,7......   i->,lv.i,,, ,i .,, ... ,.\u201ej \u00a3.i,^       1    Referred   the   intamous   m- ,   ..       ., ...\nivlaige Lnixoury also stated she betore thev sav anything.\nvould   like  to hasten   the build-   rid('Ql ot   llu'   ,ht,,t   \"f  ,h'' sIuk-       :!    Pledged that recent remarks\nnte   of    a    new   cafeteria   and   s^i,nc^  ll'0!'n   'he  Georgia  Hotels   i.<y    individuals   concerning   the       4.  Guffawed when Men's Ath-\n\u2022\u2022vould  attempt   to have the   Bus'   hoot-black   to   the   investigations   u titled ie situation at U.B.C. didn't   letic  Association   president Tom\niStop  open   evenings  and  Satur- O'ommitlte.\ncays. She also felt wages on the       2.  Handed the plans ot a UCC\n\u25a0 himpus   should   be   raised proposed   Discipline   Committee\nPete Meekison. second candi-, oyer to constitutional amend-\n. ate for position of Second .Vlenn. menls committee fm judgment.\n1'ier said. \"There should be more ' The M .\u2022,,. committee would take\n\u2022 mblicity for employers vi-it .over all the respoiisinilities now\n\" ag   (\"impiis.      Bob   Tulk    stated\nnat    he   thought    the   tailure   of\n\u2022he   athletics   was   due   partially '       'TWEEN   CLASSES\no    \"kick    ot    co-ordination    be-\n, .... ,   ,, (g-oritmued   irom   Page   1)\n\"\u25a0 ween   the  fro  (dub  and   Men -\nAthletic Association\" V.O.C. dec'iom,   lust   slate  to\nAl   Stusiak.   tirst   sepaker   tor morrow P.very one out'\n\u25a0.'[\u25a0  position ol  AMS Co-ordina'- *!'       ':-       ^'\nr.   said   the   allotment   ol   space        CCF. Chi'o    !O;ecu0\\e   meets\nci     the  'new     Brock     eviUmsiop   tormniow   note,   m   ,-\\.\nItiti\nBy  BARRIE  HALE\nNow really, fellows, the engineers aren't so bad at all\nReally.\nI'll grant you that trequentO\nthey take on the aspect of she.'\nnecessarily   retlect    the   opinion   Toynbee announced that he had      rule slobs, completely  mnucera\nno   minutes   to   present   because     of any knowledge of our -{rear\ntiie secretary \"lost them.\" country's     rich    cultural  her:\n,\").  Extended   their   thanks   to     UW-  *hv  usage of the  English\nFilmsoc   for  compiling  the   T.V       language,    toilet    training   arm\nI dm   an   the   Great   Trek   which     ;,ll  tht.' other basic  little horn\nwas shown recently on a nation-      1U,S  th.\u201e   havt. muck.  thls c,m,.\nal   hook-up.   At   the   same   time.\nTrek   ehaii iiv-an  Ben Trevino  announced   he   had   forwarded  86.-\n1)00   signature,   on   tin-   petition\nThe annual art and short story' '\"  1,H'   Brenner\ncontests    sponsored    by     NFCUS\nare   coming   soon.      All    writers\nand  artists  are  advised  to  begin\noreparine  their material soon.        \u201e.. ... , , . .\n1 he committee would be formed\nPrizes   m   lie   Art   Contest   im ( to :u,qi,amt ai|  ...niduates on  the\nNFCUSTo\nEncourage\nCraftsmen\ntry a byword for nonentity tl *.\nworld   over,   but   then   so   ar-?\nmost   Artsmen.     The   engine-. \u2022\nis different in that this state id\naffairs  bothers him   not  at   al\n(>.  Considered    president    Bon      He  is a  boor, and  by  pod  hid\n.labour's    proposal    for   a   Grad      proud of it.\nClass     Orientation     Committee.\nt latinii\nhould head the  list ol activities '!'        '\u2022'        ':'\nI   this  .card Cm,,,dim,tor.                 HOMECOMING   COMMITTEE elude  four shields ami  a   valued    ,\u25a0\u201e,\u201e., \u25a0,\u201e\u201e\u201e   of   ti\u201e.   Alumni   Assc\nBrvaii       Williams       -aid.          I    picase  meet   in   dm   Board   doom. ' *-'><\"> scholarship to Banff School\nid    ,1       ,                r,       i      .         i', \",.(''-\u25a0   \\[y'\\    tomoriim     P    I'd'.O \"1   I'dne   Arts.     Pictures   mav   Ik'\ncould    like    to   sec    Brock    run   \u25a0\u25a0'\u2022'-\u25a0\u25a0    >*<\u25a0<\u25a0   umaiio..    a.    i_,np\nior  a   ihial   I'eiiasi.   mettiiiL, entered   in   Jour   sections,   water\n.y.        :.:        y. coin,' or  tempers,  oils,   drawing.-\n\"THE   DRIFTERS'     A   ,;..n;il \u2022\"\"!   pnnls\n.  hi.  Is      a     filmsoc   ;   aiui'e   will I'di'sl   pn\/e   in   Ihe   Short   Sloiv,\nO    . ii.ivai   ii m m: : . e.\\    .,:    I'Jilil   in ('oiip.-h    will    he   published    m    a\n:        .''. m i il oi   ,: ; 1 a. ml   paper.      1 ,iherl>       M.m.a-\n-0         \u25a0'\u25a0\u25a0         -':'\u25a0 \/inc.  and   pavmeut   al   then   nmn\nS.C.M.   i. \u2022 r -<                (I isci ,s,,inii Oir   rate       I'yeison      Press      will\n4,000   on    \"I'acitim\"    ninioriic.'. oi'ovide  second   pn\/e   which   last\nnoon   i\"    b'oojn   did,   .'Miditoriu.il irai'  amounted   to   sdll\n\u2022Y-        if        -V- Deadline   for    the    art    contest\ns a student union building, open\n\u2022 '   nights   and   in   charm-  of   stu-\n. ents.\"     lie    also    ad ncated    an\n\u2022lllletic   nielli    n,   i e   held   m. civ\n\"  .co* wet ks     Will:.,:,'-     ,1s,,    s ml\nie I Inn ;ar,an -<udi ' ' \u25a0\u2022 -iio Id\np. 1 nana to l,-e| ,' ic -m- . ,n\n' b',C e imp'J-\nTuxedo Rentals\nWHITE COATS \u2014 TAILS\nMORNING COATS\nDIRECTORS COATS\nSHIBTS- \u2022   ACCESSORIES\nEA    I CC   MAr.' 2457\n. A. fc.ee623 How* Si.\nSinclair\nSponsored\nBy Liberals\nLIBERAL     CLUB     ntvsents   is  March  2, short  story deadline\nHon.  James  Sinclair   in   a   press   has  not  yet   been  announced Fisheries   Minister  James  Sin-\nconference    lyp*-    interview    on \\      More details may  be obtained I flair.    Liberal,   Coast   Capilano,\nFederal   Policies     in\nWednesday   noon\n'I'his  seems  to  be  a   country\nwhose    only     native     culturi-n\nidentification  seems  to  be   uip\nglint;  <d  the  British  and  slum\nclerin-;  delicately at  the  Ante:\nicans.      In   this   welter   of   aa\nonymity,  the Engineer appear*\nto  be  the  only   hope  tor  a   n:\ntional   archetype.   Between   tim\nI,ion   and   the   Bald   Eagle   a, 0.\nsprine   Up (dmada's   new   rain\nnal   emblem\"   slide   rules   ram;.\nant    on    a    1 leid   ol    uo\\ erumer\ncontracts\nNow, really, this wont 0-3\ntoo bad. Honest. For alter al..\nas Canada borders on a nation\nof some size and power that ii\nmade up entirely of automobile\nArts   lOlV Iron- the local NFCUS office in|wii, lu,td ., pam.| ^.^0,1 on |   mechanics,   we   don't   have\nthe  Brock.\nEngineering\nand\n\u2022 \u2022 Hare yon thought of\na career in Steel?\n1 Wednesday in Arts 100. i\n: j\nCampus  Liberal Club has  ar-j\n, ranged a battery ot campus Lib-j\ni\ni erals    to   question    Sinclair   on >\n1 Federal  policies. |\nAudience will have a chance j\n: to put questions to Sinclair after j\nI the panel. i\ni     Liberal Club president  Derek\nMason will chair the panel with'\nI John  McKay. Evelyn Farris. Isy\nI Wolfe and Ken MacKenzie mak-,\nOne   n) the  rest  of the question- \\\nin 14   board.\nTie\ntdie.f.i\nst* .icctn\ni-iwt\"; 01 11t* bf-ftrl Company of ^ vt\u00abcf\u00ab.\nol  \\-'i.\\ >-**\u25a0\u00bb        \\n*A irfvo c\u00abxtMx\u00bbty   )t\nated   -rem. ill in tt\\<r fonitii' :\u25a0 \u25a0'd.n       n*\u00ab \u00ab*r\u00bb\u00bblt\n\u2022c5: trii'l u\ner tii\n^i\nBunii'\nUn-' d;'\u25a0'.'.*\u25a0.\u00bb< tumt:** \u25a0:\u25a0.\u00bb<\u25a0 ;t\u00ab- t\nechieic*! ira\u00abJu\u00abMt\u00ab.\nMcvie*\"!' \u00bbt '\u2022<*\nb-,, .1\nin-i at .\"\"t rto nrquiri** eti|jin\u00ab\nu-ill ! t\\it ra.\" It h<i*.'r>k) !tf\n\u2022 C'.-ntitt \u25a0  >! all is uni.! . .  \u2022 m\u00ab-J:\u00abiltiM)[\u00abst*: clxMuwts: ca-niical\n.c*o\u00bbm-*n.  cl'.-rtricil  me.'idi-fri; a\u00bb.-t.-h<Mincai, mdm-.tr id . am\"t\num. :l \u25a0\u2022n.jin-'-r.'i  .  .  . !oi  -i  'dh f-.t:i;- *t \u00bb\u00ab:tivitiiri in pi mJ'e. M\u00ab\u00bbn.\nd fv '\u25a0'. .\u00bb,-.\u00bb.i\u00bb' \"id  an :  risdcc.\nWEDNESDAY\n\u2022dvtnturi callsl\n![',\u00bb\u00bb\u2022 ;n,',n'ni.-ition en ta- ji i'v * a t \u00bbcp* * ami nrdso-at\" rt 1\nc*.e--i v-,.,pi, ' cnym-'.'i OitfueMi ;>\u25a0 .edam-i ot -> t e -1 ami it-*'-\nfe' >\u25a0 IncH.\nimHf\ni-mt  \\ an-  [\"''cJiv.-a'h. .at (M\u00bbcfi  or >H;l? In'\nMr. X. D. Martin\nEntployinent Sup*rvUoc\nThe St\u00ab\u00abl Company oif Canada, Limit*<d\nHantiUon, Ontario. ,\nSoldier of Fortune\nCHANNEL 2\nC.ll.l.T.-ll  I'M\nt 7-UP\nPresented by\nfar  to  go  in  establishing   our\nnational identity.\nIt is certainly a short, stem\nfrom being the leader of th-.'\nsmall nations to being th.j\nleader of the narrow ones, toe\nJust think: Power. Prestige A\nseat at the Big Four. A not*\nfrom the Soviets. Headlines a'\nlast.\nThe arts and all that nor\nsense are dying anyway, so i*\nwill be a refreshing chang-\nfrom Crying for the first Ad\nCanadian\" novel, to pray to\ninstead of the tirst All-Can:-\ndian  dam\nYes, \\es. I know that bravo-\nnew worlds are a little tri^hter\ninc. but think how unrnrnpl.\ncated it will all be Instead m.\nhavma to suiter through \"Rae\nison\" to steep .yourself in Kar\nadian Kulture. all you vviO\nha\\\"e to do i.s jump (Ut a Cam-\ndian-designed bridge ml\" a-\nocean polluted by the wastes o\nCanadian   industry\nl''oi'    those    who    would    co\nsider   themselves   social   cense\nences.    lile    wuiild    lie    tin     les.\nheel ic  in  this new   world  nt   t:  -\nemtineer.      Instead   ot   slarv it. .\nto  death   lo   w rite   a   social   pn\ntest   no\\-el  onlv   to  have   it   ha:\nlied   in   IPC .  all   thev   need   , lo   !.-\nto    en rve    ol iseiiit ies    in    hi ulu'-\nsl anchions. soinethiuu  bke     (.)\u25a0\nTish ()n   I'echniH i'acv\nSee,   things   are   lookinu   m>\nfiMi   sriEii   compkur   of   Canada,   iiMtrta\n!\u2022\u00ab..'*'\u00bb*\u00bb   '\u00bb(\"-    leaun 'On     m-.>mi >*cal\u201e    \u00ab4Nr\u00abM\u00bbt \u00ab\u201e    i\u00bb\u00ab\u00abt\u00bbf-  >**,    L'\u00bbm\u00abuW     \u00aba\u00ab*\u00ab<MI\u00bb\u00abI\nSIMPSON-\nSEARS 1TD.\nINTERVIEWING TODAY\nPersonnel Office Hut t\\A-7\nPOSITION'S\nAYAII.ABI.K   IN:\n\u2022\n\\J1 1J( llANIHSINC\n\u2022   (KKIIIT\n\u2022\n.'\\COl'N\"l'IN'<;\n\u2022   ON TilAINKi; BASIS","@language":"en"}],"Genre":[{"@value":"Newspapers","@language":"en"}],"GeographicLocation":[{"@value":"Vancouver (B.C.)","@language":"en"}],"Identifier":[{"@value":"LH3.B7 U4","@language":"en"},{"@value":"LH3_B7_U4_1957_02_19","@language":"en"}],"IsShownAt":[{"@value":"10.14288\/1.0124573","@language":"en"}],"Language":[{"@value":"English","@language":"en"}],"Provider":[{"@value":"Vancouver : University of British Columbia Library","@language":"en"}],"Publisher":[{"@value":"Vancouver : Student Publications Board of the Alma Mater Society, University of British Columbia","@language":"en"}],"Rights":[{"@value":"Images provided for research and reference use only. 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