W^%r _,,4f^l'' mjssgyry a' ee; aij.e^A4e^4f4* '?z..?5iLw%m:k iu.- <-M .•TTSf UNIVERSITY Ot ■ BOYISH COLUMMA'; NOV 1 3 1951 IHE LIBRARY VOLUME XXXIV AL FOTHERINGHAM Campus Chaff Ladeez and gentlemen: An nouncing a sensashunal offar. At reduced rates you too can see the magnificent scenery oi Horseshoe Bay. f A group of UBC students, no doubt tniueneed by the BC Tour* 1st Association, are offering at lantaatically low -prtoea a won. derful tour of West Vancouver, Horeeshoe Boy and surrounding dtetHets. "'■'; e The enterprising young stu* dent* «re Bill Iaglls, Al Hicks, Frank Patterson and Pat Herman. They even tnported a sped' lal driver, Norm Payne, trom Vancouver Island, to do the haul. These slap-happy lade are all Coramunlstlcally clad In red hut don't let Utat scare you away. Hon A forty This contest is open only to artwnen. Rush your entries In today as this stupendous otter is good only for 89 years* All you have to do to enter 1> to plan a blgtparty. Spend IB tor tickets, 94 for a bottle of ginger ale, ta^ce your girl and go to this party. We now inierrwpt this fommej* ciai lor a jipsrani. #*w is ehr ace eonw|eata*or Wiltel Wind* 'hag, ■ '. .<.;.< "Good evening people ot the 48 faculties and.all tha ships at "1'"predlet-^-that in the next two hours various artsmen Will b«ome tunther acquainted with »Ap»^^e^^|*p^|ife^^fT''*'V*:^**(V A ■ m.M ,£ _ A." it A Jt'CeJ— A ■ VANCOUVER, B.C., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1951 5 CENTS NO. 20 i'i also predlot—that Allan Potheringham's future moiling address will be slightly southwest ot Albequerque, New Mexico. *Now back to our sponsors." . As i was saying all you have to " do to enter Is to arrive at your party. The "See-Horseshoe-Bay- Club" will do the rest. Part of the service Is a beat-up Romeo with a shaved head ealled Ron Ducks—all who entertains your girl while you are on the tour by flapping his ears ahd soomlng around the room a la P-38. im No Broint It is alleged that he Is the brains, behind tbe Terrible Five but l think this is erroneous because several scientific tests have proved beyond, a shadow of a bout that he hae no brains. Any artsmen who qualify tor this* contest may apply at the engineering building (If you can stand the smell?. The line forms on the right, artsmen. PjS.—U also helps If you work tor the Ubyssey. Officials Plan Interviews For Postgrads Officials of several large firms will be on the ctumpus shortly to Interview students in regard to post-graduation employment. On November 13 and 14, representatives of the* Imperial Oil Co. and the Atomic Energy Commission will be here. The National Research Council will he looking for future employees on November lti and 17. Mr. Homer, of the department nf Employee Relations of Imperial Oil Co. will give a talk to interested students on Tuesday, November I'I, In Engineering 201. These firms will be mostly concerned with Knglneeiing students, but there will be sgme openings for Commerce and Law studenta. HOWS YOUR MULTIPLICATION? Does the integral of tha log of tan times Him cube root of pi equal the rate of thermal expansion in a Campbell's soup tin? Heres something even a dumb bunny like me can understand. NO more of the terrific 1952 TOTEMS will be sold after Nov. 16. TOTEMS are how on sale at AMS office in the Brock. Varsity Loses Bracken Award Sent To Rival Manitoban . WINNIPEG — (CUP) — University of Toronto pranksters last week stole the Bracken trophy, emblematic of Canadian university newspaper leadership. * — ■$* And-that's not all. siCMMiMf Three plays will be produced by the University Players' Club next week. • Student nights are Wednesday and Thursday and free tickets for these shows may be obtained in the Quad today, Friday and Tuesday. First play to be presented is "The Life and Death of Tom Thumb'' a comedy farce by Henry Fielding. Also on the program ls Thornton Wllder's "Happy Journey," which will be played on a bare stage and the "Second Shepherd's Play," a portrayal of the birth ot Christ. Directors are Peter Mainwaring, Jack Thome and Doreen Odling. Plays start at 7:30 in the University Theatre. Annual AMS Auction Set For Nov. 14 AMS will hold It annual auction sale on Nov. 14 in Brock lounge. All articles In lost and found not claimed by this Saturday will be up for sale. Included with these items will be all extra copies of the 1917 and 1949 Totem, recordings of "Hall UHC" and some sheet music. Russia Kian 'TWEEN CUSSES They sent lt to the Manitoban. The trophy is awarded each year to.the pa*per publishing what the Canadian University Press judges consider to be the nation's beat jyLyl WttjW'mV editorial page. This year, it is sup- JVwff'l PP-PaWf posed to be the property of The Varalty, University of Toronto daily, and was awarded It at the CUP conference last Christmas. Rut, Inspiried by the fact that The Varsity has been reprinting an unusually large number of articles every number of Harold Buch wald's column; unknown parties In Toronto kidnapped the trophy and expressed It tp "Canada's Other Orea." The special delivery letter was received by Joe Gelman, Manitoban editor, Tues day^ afternoon. He'-ap- praised the letter as a hoax, and had no Idea tht lt would actually be followed by the trophy, he said. But lt was. Wednesday night, (Hallowe'en) upon opening the Manltoban's office at the Winnipeg Saturday Post, Gelmon was greeted by the sight of a large corrugated container, marked "C.N. Express — prepaid", "Handle With Care'' "Fragile," i,nd "This Sid* Up." He opened the box and tightly packed In crunched-up old Varsities Toronto Tele/trams and various Toronto faculty publications, he found the coveted Bracken trophy. Feeling that The Va.rslty might be concerned about the trophy's whereabouts, he telephoned Toronto. In the absence of Barbara llrowue, The Varsity's editor, Marg Welch, makeup editor, took the call. Miss Welch expressed gratification that the trophy had been found. She* reported that the kidnapping li rid most likely been set off hy a recent Vnrsity editorial Bill Sparling will be In charge' decrying the luck of activity on of the sale. I the Toronto campus. SouthiYi Says Ban Women PARLIAMENTARY Forum debates the resolution "Resolved ihat Women be banned from University" in Attn 100, at 12:30, Thursday with Mary Southin leading the "Ayes", Grant Campbell the "Nays." Members are urged to turn out and.take pgrt in the open forum following the debate. *r ™ V THOtI .planning to attend the Women's Residence danee on November 18th In Brock Hall are reminded to phone Isabel Mclnnis hail ihis Wee*. „/ ^^e ^ow ^P THI USC symphony will hold a practice In the.band hut, Thursday, Nov. 8, at 6:15. New players are needed. V *T flr -:*" "THI RIAL Problem of Ufe" Is the topic for today's address by Dr, Robert Smith at noon in the auditorium. *> '/■n-"""e parade of entertainment,at the, pap meet to be held Friday noon la the Arm* ourlea. UBC brhss band and UBC cheerleaders will try to stir ,up enthusiasm among Engineers and Arts- men ft/like, and the audience will be Invited to participate. Also on the program will, be Bill Davison, baritone and Impersonator now *np««nr at the Palomar Supper Clubpand Betty Philips,, popular .CBaEad TUTS sinter.. \ Glen LaP will aot as M.C. MBBBOn Thesis Work At Gallery An exhibition of the thesis work of last year's grhduates in the School of Architecture is oi display ln the university art gallery, located on the lower floor ot the Library. During their final year, students In Architecture choose a topic for their thesis design and spend the latter half of the year preparing the presentation drawings and models of their solutions. All topics are of current interest since this is a requirement of the thesis project: for example, some of the designs are: New Public Library for Vancouver, Rebuilding of the Vancouver Airpojt, Ski-Centre on Mount Seymour, Television Centre for Vancouver, New Administration Buildings and Convocation, Hall for the University of British Columbia. (Both drawings and models are now on display. The exhibition ls open to the public from 10 n.m. to 5 p.m. every day except Monday, until November 17th. Hobo Hep Postponed THE PHYSICAL Education Undergraduate Society announced today that the "Hobo's Hop,'' originally planned for November 9, has been po&poned because of the long weekend. It will be held instead on November 15, In the UBC TAUNT ON DISPLAY ATPEPMIET Artsmen May Take Noon Swim Assisted by a swift kick in the pants by the EUS, fhe Arte Undergraduate Society has arisen from the .grave and* flexed its muscles in preparation for today's swimming lessons. James Oenis was given the honored position as president of the new AUS. The Engineers Impressed upon OenlB that one ot his first 'duties will be to go swimming. Complete slate of officers elected are as follows: vice president, Miss N. Northrop; secretary, Les Armour; treasurer, Miss M, A. Smith; cultural representatives, "Frank Patterson, Al Fotheringham; social representative, Miss A. Karnar; public relations of!- cer, Keith Hillman; and member- aMarge* Bill Ferguson. MILK PARTY % Under the guidance of Social Rep Karnar the AUS will sponeor a milk bottle party a*t some convenient place, either the Boiler, maer's Hall of the Yale Hotel/; ' Frank Patterson, an Engineer, commenting on the tact that he must work with Al Fotheringhfcn**!, said, "1 believe Al and I will ft-nt along fine. You see, I met him ty^ Friday." , _ *^' Because" of the spirit (not spir-^ its) shown at -the meetitig it was at the A*0A.^dopta rdus- ty #>ng, *"»^\%>ng sug- "i .^1»MBbV| Uke peers' ^VlYlrig the ytMetety .'atams wwr drive. fijS -fl-rlve were -ft;* decitji Ing goat Tea" LILV* The though^ Arts Un from the The wiM*M fl entitled to'throw the loser's -execu tive In the lily pond. Since the artsmen lost and had no fxecutive to christen with the Illy pond para- moeclum the Engineers obliged by forming an AUS. The artsmen will receive their reward at I o'clock today. Dr. Smith Continues Lectures Varsity Christian Fellowship has brought to the campus for Us 1951 fall series, Dr. W. Robert Smith, head of the Department .*»i.'Sl snjli ymx IIrIoii atjfflie University of Dubuque, Iowa. During; this week Dr. Smith hus foyer or the new sym. Dress will appeared and will continue to be "hard times" and tickets are near twice a day In the auditorium 50c por hobo. | and in Brock Hall. ■' "\ Page Two THE UBYSSEY Thursday, November 8, 1951 THE UBYSSEY ■MEMBER CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESS > * AutboriSfld as second class mail by the Post Office Dept. Ottawa. Student subscriptions ILuo per year (included in AMS fees). Mail subscription $2.00 pr year. Single copies five cents. Published throughout the University year by the Student Publications Board of the Alma Ma/ter Society, University of British Columbia. Editorial opinions expressed herein are those of the editorial staff of Uie Ubyssey. and not nacessarly those of the Alma Mater Society or of We University, Offices in Brock Hall, Phohe ALma 1624 For display advertising, phone ALma 3263 EDITORIN. LES ARMOUR 4i BJtEdlJTfVll #B»1^0R-A*LA*T (3CiyWMl#H MANAGING EDlTOR-©OUG mMi News Editor, Don Brown City Editor, Harold Berson; CUP Editor, Sheila Roams; Women's Editor, Florence McNeil j Fine Arts Bdltor, John Brockington; Copy Editor, Jean Sm^th. *,, y,,; ,e ■■".,, \ Change Or No Change It was a great relief to everyone at the last AMS meeting when Joe Nold, president of the Parliamentary forum, moved that the whole question of student council representation be referred te a referendum. The meeting had almost petered out by the sophomore member and junior member solutions to dissatisfaction with tiie present set-up had been heard. It is the belief among some students that this sophomore member, and junior member should be eliminated, since it is felt that they serve little useful purpose on the council Then they take lot granted the validity of this premise and go on to sajt that these vacancies can be filled in a number of ways. "First, there could be two members-at*. to-aW members that represent no-one but could carry on all the work ol Council that none of the other members have time for. ', Second, there could be some representatives of the Undergraduate Societies, selected by the USC or from'the heads of their groups. Third, the vacancies could be filled by eleven undergraduate society presidents. The first plan listed above doesn't really change anything but the title of the members. Someone has to do certain of the committee work': Right now it is the Vice-president, because he has no specific assigned duties. ;The second plan merely introduces a pressure block from the undergrad societies. ' The third plan makes this pressure block the dominating force in students council. The undergrad societies with the best, organization become the power in tne student government. There is a fourth plan that has received very little publicity but seems to be the best one of all. The status quo. , This plan lis received the support from the majority of the present members of students council. These members ought to be in a position-to know. At present they realize that any increase in the size of the council will make it more -unwieldy than it is now, and that if the size is increased thi form of government will be changed from a council to parliamentary forum. It seems to us that only a few well organised groups wM benefit from the changes. The plan Whereby two-members at large are instituted Sounds practical if .tie USC changes its representation. This plan also calls for the USC to consist of the Undergraduate Society presidents. At present only representatives with little real power meet each Monday noon. If the USC constitution provided that the presidents must sift, then tha USC might again become Uie important organization it was. But to increase the size of council to give Undergraduate Societies direct voice will not be in the best interests of all the students. Each stud&nt who is interested in his Alma Mater should make the supreme sacrifice and vote as he sees fit. '-rnawjjum GF fras rnfito' ... ENGINEERS' STYLES Most Agree With Mr. Gardner Most students will agree with Mr. Gardner's address to the Student Peace Movement last Thursday. Few realists will deny that armaments races are a major cause of wars or that the policy now being pursued by both the East and the West is almost suicidal. ; It ia, however, unfortunate that Mr. Gardner laid the majority of the blame on the shoulders of the West. , It would take a daring man to say for certain which side has done most to endanger the .'peace of the world. i Mr. Gardner's statements are doubly unfortunate because they lend support to the unhappy feeling that peace movements are backed largely by pro-Communists. | The sober facts of the case—certainly as regards the Student Peace Movement at UBC —db not bear out the ugly slander which would have us believe that those who openly favor peace are Communist propogandists. The Student Peace Movement was found* 4d by a group of students (only one of whom was a Communist) who sincerely believed that university students must take an active part is fostering the cause of peace. Their intention was to provide a forum in which persons of every political hue could get together and discuss ways and means of keeping mankind from destroying itself. Mr. Gardner's attacks on displaced persons are also extremely unfortunate. It is true that many D.P.'s came from countries now governed by Communists and that they fled those 'countries in the early hectic days of the regimes. Since that time many of them Who have no accurate conception of life in their native lands. They have devoted themselves to spreading malicious propoganda which has done nothing but generate international distrust. This, howevei*, does not apply to all or even to a majority D.P.'s. Thousands of them are intelligent hard-working new Canadians who carefully refraih fronpt using their national backgrounds to aid them in spreading international hate. Up A Tree By Chuck Coon While visiting my aunt Tess in North- umbria last week, I came across this case history in the files of the Criminal Investigation Division of the Northumbrian Provincial Police. It is called "The Case of the Yellow Nails." SUBJECT: The sudden death on August 24, 1942 of Martin McFrump, artist. HISTORY: McFrump spent most of his life in the town of Puddle, Northumbria, where his father was the local school teacher. At the age of twenty, young McFrump began to show signs of an unusual talent in oil painting probably fostered by the summer visits of a derelict artist named Jenson. When Jenson died in 1936, McFrump determined to become a real artist. Although he took no formal lessons, he splashed paint all over the house, forcing the McFrump family to move to more spacious quarters— a barn. It was seven years before McFrump scraped up enough money to buy himself a canvas to work on. During this time, he lived off the slender earnings of his father. For 18 days, young Martin McFrump worked on his first real painting, locked in his room. Using only the colors blue and yellow ("I dislike any other colors," he once told a friend), the young artist of Puddle produced a painting that rocked the whole town. * It was a portrait of a pair of blue hands with long, pointed, yellow nails. He called it simply, "Yellow Nails." His father said it was the work of a genius. The mayor of Puddle called it a "real work of art—divinely inspired." The editor of the Puddle Weekly Times-Dispatch took one look at it and urged McFrump to enter "Yellow Nails" in the annual Northumbrian Art Contest at Northumbia. McFrump knew he was going to make a clean sweep of the show. After all, everyone tolcl him it as the best painting they had ever seen. The great day came, and young Martin, dressed in his Sunday best to receive the first prize, betook himself to Northumbria. That next evening his body was discovered by a French chamber maid in his hotel- room. ,Beside him was a newspaper with the contest results. "Yellow Nails" even failed to rate honorable mention. CONCLUSION: Suicide from extreme despondence. FOR SALS FORD MODEL 'A' SKDAN. Phone CB. 2587. After 6 p.m. 18-8 1087 AUSTIN SALOON, GOOD body, tires, motor rebored, new pis tons, rings, king pins and clutch PA 4SBtfY. JS-4 MOTORCYCLE, TRIUMPH 50OCC In excellent condition, complete with saddle bags, etc. Low mileage. Phone AL l-MIt* M—;8 $89 '81 CHRYSLER. PERFECT condition. 4806 W 11th.* AL 1641R LOST AND FOUND w£p — H kM % mws Rules, probably In Physics BWllding. Find- er please contact H. Reese, Acadia Camp. WILL KATHRYN SALTBR PLE- atae call at AMS Lost end Found' in regard to lost article. NOTICIS P. CARDBLL, WHO LOST HIS briefcase, would like to contact owner of oar with Leopard skin dashboard, Acadia Camp, Room 3, Hut 86. NEWMAN CLUB GENERAL ME- eting in the Clubhouse (Hut L6) at 12:30 today. All Newmanites must attend. ATTENTION NEWMANITES! Stag party this Sunday at 8 p.m. at Bob Parl's. Full information at clubhouse. ROOM AND BOARD TWO STUDENTS, TWIN BEDS, close to Varsity, Available AL. 3174-M. * i§.3 $80 PER MONTH. AVAILABLE rOom Mid breakfast. 4612 W 11th. AL 1641L. TYPING TYPING IrtUL TYPE NOTES OP STU- dents of Art Department, Handwriting must be legible. No shorthand. Terms to be arranged. CE 382. Mrs. Moore. 16—8 TYPING .CAN BE DONE FOR YOU accurately at reasonable rates. For notes, essays, etc. Ph. FR 7026, 18—4 TYPING DONE AT HOME. REAS- oriable and accurate. CE 9778. Mrs. MacLeod, 2496 West 8th Ave. 16—10 TYPING, ESSAYS, Theses, manuscripts, card work, letters of application. Notes a specialty and mimeographing. Eloise Street, Dalhousie Apts., University Area, Campus rates. AL OQStiR. "TYPING DONE BY EXPERIEN- ced typist In English and German. 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Nigel Clark. Miss D. A. ClwKe, Edith Clarke, Sheila Clarke. Graham Clay, Richard Clayton'. Enid Clement, John Clarkson, Donald Clls- ch, M*ry Clohoey, Miss C. M. Clngstei), Miss E. Clyne, Sandra., Cockburn, R. Cocking Saul Cohen, J, H. Coleman, Alfred Collette, James Cllllcutt, Mies M. Colquhoun, John Cannery, Mis P. Constabaris, Miss M. Constable Francis Cook, Robert Cook, Robert Cook, 'Thomas Cook, John Ooope' Jr., Gordon Copland, T. Cosgrove Peter Cos- tanso, Michael Cotton^ Henry Court, John Covey, Gordon Cox, William Cox, Wallace Craig, Gloria Cranmer, N. Q. Cranna, Douglas Crawtortf, Joan* Crawford, Joan Crehan, Patricia* Crehan, Denis Creifhton, Mrs. Phyllis Crlbb, Glen Cropsey, Reno Crosato Leslie Crosby Miss J. CrosB, Stanley Cross, Wm. Qrossley, Geo. Crulcksbank, Robt. Cubbon, David Cullen. Joseph Cyetokovich, Miss D. Cumming, George Cumming, D. Cuuliffe, S. Cuthertson, Miss J&net Crafter, Robert Cave, William Chin, Peter Cotton, David Campbell, B. G. Char- leson, Allan Cobbln, Alex Cobbln, Jack Cobbln, Raymond Counsel^ Paul Dafoe, George Daln&rd, Jack Dallyn Paul Daniels, Bruce Darling, Valerie Darling, Hugh Daub- efty, Miss E. avey, Grant Davidson, L. Davidson, James Davies, Miss L Davies, James Davies, Miss L. C. Davies, James Davies Ronald Davies, Frederick Dawson John C. Dawson Phyllis Dawson, Ernest G. Day, William Day, Douglas Deeble, Douglas Deforest, John De Long Bernard De Jong, P. De La Giro- day, Miss Etta Demerse, Miss M. A. Denisiu, Norman Dent, G. Des Hrisay, J. E. DeveireaUX, Betty De- vine, J. fi. Devitt, John Devlin, Peter Devooght, Reginald Dew**, Rob Pickerson, Donald Dickie,' Joan Dicie, Anne Dill, Vernoh Dillaba- ugh, Harry DlsbroW, Morton frod* ek, Sally Dodek, Florence Dodson, Robert Doh&n, Arthur Dolg, Dolan' Owen Dolan, Noreen Donaldson, BUI Dong, Harold Downs, Elaine Drage, C. Dricos, Robert Drldnan, Shirley Driver, John Drossos, Allan Dnbeau, Miss A'. F. Dttckltt, John Dudley, Leonard Dudlby, Patrick Duffy,' Neil Dunfleld, Roy Durante. Clarence Duncan, Richard Duncan, Robert Dunlop, Ml«$ M. Dupont, Norman Duthle, Harold Dyck, John Dyck Jr., Beatrice Dynes, Hartley Dent, V. N. Desaulnlers, Miss G. F. Dobbin, Pamela Dobbin/ Donald Duguid, R. A. Dies- peter/Desmond Eaxlle, R. B. Earle, Thurs., Fri., Sat. Nov. 1.10 THE SECRET OF CONVICT LAKE Glenn Ford — Gene Tierney Ethel Barrymore —PlUSr- BLUEBLOOD VARSITY immmm LEARN TO DANCE • QUICKLY 0 EASILY • PRIVATELY 3 Lessons 95.00-10 Lessons $15.00 Frances Murphy Dance School Alma Hall CE. 6878 3679 W. Broadway — BA 3428 DRAUGHTING INSTRUMENTS From $10.00 T-SUARES, PROTRACTORS SET SQUARES MECHANICAL ENGINEERS AND POLYPHASE SLIDE RULES AMES LETTERING INSTRUMENTS ZIPPER RING BOOKS Complete with Sheets and Index From |2.69 FOUNTAIN PENS \ Clarke & Stuart Co. Ltd. STATIONERS and PRINTERS 550 Seymour St. Vancouver, B.C, Portable Typewriter Headquarters all makes 16 models to choose from TYPEWRITER RENTALS Special rates to students Vancouver Brownlee Typewriters 611 West Pender PA. 644S UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE Hrs.: I) a.m. to 5 p.m.; Saturdays 9 a.m. to noon Loose Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books And Scribblers GRAPHIC ENGINEERING PAPER, BIOLOGY PAPER LOOSE LEAF REFILLS, FOUNTAIN PENS AND INK AND DRAWING INSTRUMENTS Owned and Operated hy the Universlly of B.C. Thursday, November 8, 195i THE UBYSSEY Page Three Raghbir Basi Only Canadian At Portland IRC Convention FINANCE EXPERTS BEAT HIGH COST OF SMOKES MONTREAL—(CUP)—Leave ft to finance experts to find a way of beating the high cost of cigarettes. A co-op composed of members of the staff and graduate school of McGill's School of Commerce, manages to save each member an estimated 25 cents on cigarettes. Each chipped in a dollar for a sleek cigarette rolling machine, and all have become experts by now. UN Without Russia Subject Of Debate The topic "United Nations Without Russia" was hotly debated by two law students frbm Victoria, in Arts 100 Monday. . nd. But 1 wasn't to be allowed to keep all this to myself. Arthur Delamont, the conductor, likes football so the Band plays at all the games and the Pep Meets. Oh, well, I guess I really don't mind sharing my new found friends with the outside, world. It really was a shame Ihat the Band didn't go to Tacoma* last week-end for the football game. Can you Imagine that bus trip? Well, I can dream-but first there's my trombone to practice. MERIELLE LEVEY. INCORPORATED 2*» MAY 1670. STORE for MEN DAKS MEN'S SLACKS The 'Daks' label is your assurance of a weN-grooiRi?d look — morn 'til night! Of all-wool -worsted flannel — styled for 'com- iort-in-action'. Popular greys and browns — 29-4fl, regular and tall fittings. S25.0B HOC Mfin's Casual Shop, Main Floor UNIVERSITY SOX . . . for good looks — good wear! Botany wool and nylon blend in ankle length. Royal with gold-color UBC monogram . . . s.m.l. sizes. Top value at $2.25 HBC Men's Furnishings, Main Floor ■— *..$■ ^yy/..-"^- • „ 'J. aM. v H */ i/'. ^-.-■\.y Page 4 THE UBYSSEY Thursday, November 8, 1951 Wots WATT By CHARLIE WATT CHARLIE SWANSTON succeeded in eliminating Phil Hume via a closely fought semi - final match which ended in a one up victory for said Charlie. Details of tfiat little epic are 'fzheduled to appear elsewhere on this page, so I shall say no more. Max Swanston, the other half of his brother act, is due to meet George McKinnon this weekend in the other semi-final. If Max defeats Georgia the final will have a strong Swanstonion flavor. Golf as a university sp6rt, seems to be on the wane, hast year for some ,unknown reason, Evergreen conference officials kindly cancelled the annual golf meet pel*manently. From a UBC point of view, this was nothing ■short of disastrous. After so •jnany humiliating football defeats, we were rapidly becoming a mite neurotic regarding the question or sports. We had Just won the conference meet three years runnltig. Now they take our only claim to fame away from us! Sad. Isn't It? ¥ * * Pomfret Worried "Wt WANT more high-handicap golfers In the club," Max (vlce-prexy) asserts. "If anyone • wants to learn the game, we can teach 'em. We plan to hold winter training sessions ln the Armouries." » Inexperienced golfers would certainly benefit by tournament play come the Spring. On the basketball front, Coach Jack Pomfret will be watching the Christmas exam results* with lnterest.*and possibly, apprehension. These wise old 'Birds had better a-pply their collective noses to the grindstone. Maury Mulhern, Ron Stewart, and Ron Blteet, are currently lnellgble. # * * Wtfey Stmt HMy BI88ET has hit the big-time (for two weeks at least). Last Saturday night Ron player for the Ellen, and will stay with them until Injured Nev. Munro returns. It is rumoured that Ron could develop Into a permanent member of the squad. A stern edict has apparently been Issued in the Pbnvfret household. Cloverleaf coach Ron Webber Is up against opposition trom Cloverleaf wives. Cloverleaf wives have Intimidated hubbies into retirement. Hutabies are remaining In retirement. After all, order is orders! Don'l Worry Jack, coaching's more fun anyway! *r *r *n FOOTBALL: This weekend the awesome spectre of the powerful Oregon State College looms over the virtually defenseless 'Birds. With eight players out of action, the situation looks practically hopeless. Included among the eight injured players Is Bobby Hlndmerch, our brilliant end. According to tradition, the Individuals on this continent favor, and pull for the underdog. The 'Birds are definitely in the Doghouse this time. THE UBYSSEY SPORTS ALEX MacGILLIVRAY, Sports Editor Assistant Editors—Barry Drinkwater and Vic Edwards Birds Look Good In Edging Pilsener 5-4 Rookie Line Figure In Three Well Earned Goals By BRIAN PRENTICE The UBC Thunderbird hockey team became a hockey team last tonight at the Forum. They played sixty minutes of hockey and even though the final score stood, at 5-4 it could easily have been won by a much larger scgre. The rookie line of Marcel Pre GUNNAR BAILEY ... in action GOLF eS wan son Advances To Finals CHARLIE 8WANS0N, of the Trail-Rossland Club, advanced >o the finds of the UBC golf championship this week when he squeezed by Phil Hume of Marine Drive /■Club with a one up victory. This is the third consecutive year thr.t Swanson lias reached the finals of fhe tournament. He will meet either brother Max Swanson or George McKinnon in the '?fi hole filial, to be played over the University Oolf Course. The S In the Women's URGENT CALL ISSUED FOR STUDENT TEAM MANAGERS Men's Althletic Directorate prexy Bill Sparling has announced that student managers are urgently required for the following team: English rugger three managers Soccen* One junior manager Rowing Club 4 one manager Badminton one manager* Cricket one manager Basketball two managers All interested in applying for any of the above positions should apply at the athletic offices in live new gym. INTRAMURALS J. Brummett Snaps Cross Country Mark A new record was set for the Varsity cross-country run jester- day noon when Pre-Med student, .luck Brummel finished in a time of 1 l:l.'i, clipping •'.-. seconds off Ihe former mark. Max Bertram, last year's winner actually crossed the finishing line fit st but because he Is a member of the track leant he was officially Ineligible lo compete. Bertram's time was 14:13'/2. Other members of the Pre-Med team followed the example of their fellow student, Ron Birch coming in second, Barrlcau and Hawkins were fourth and fifth respectively, to lead the medical students to victory, The first ten runners to complete the course were as follows: Brummct. Birch. Bl.igg. (VOC); Barrieau. Ilaskins, Lougstafl' (lJE) McCormlck (Newman ('lulu; MacFarlane (!'!'"); Drummond (Zebes); Stephens (Lunula Chi). In the team results Pre-Med collared the majority of the points followed by PE. VO.C, Fijis and North Burnubv and ATO tied* for fifth place. With reference to the new record it should be noted that the course was shortened by one tenth of a mile from last year's. FOOTBAU DUCATS STILL AVAILABLE Tickets nre still available for this Saturday's football game. They can be obtained at the New Memorial (iym at noon hours. Varsity Thunderbirds play host to the powerful Oregon College eleven, lt promises to be an interesting contest, In spite of the fact that UBC is hampered by Injuries. If you don't wish to Incur the wratn of jolly Sta*n Clark, we advise you to get your ducats early. After all, the little woman won't want to stand, especially if It's raining. Competition is going to be keen *; in the floor hockey and blow ball! November 8 at game. Kym* i DON'T forget that running shoes NEWMAN Club is fighting ror .. „ are necessary on the gym floor Athletic Night championship, but they'll have a hard time getting past Arts 1 grey and PE II. 9ft ^ft 9fi ADDED features are the Ping Pong finals to be played off at. the Athletic Night and Square Dancing. After all this "hard work" coke and donuts will be on hand to revive the girls. LET'S see everyone at the Intramural Athletic N'lglrt,*. Thursday, GRASS HOCKEY e UBC Girls Classy Bunch and that admission is free WOMEN'S INTRAMURALS Friday, Nov. 9 Medicals v TT. Arts I (irey v Pharmacy. Arts II v Residence I. Tuesday, Nov. 13. Aggie v Arts III Orange. VOC v Medicals. Wednesday, Nov. 14 Arts I grey v Home Ec. Arts III blue y TT. Thursday, Nov. 15 12:Hit-—Arts EV gold v Pre-meds. Hillel v Arts I red 1:15—-Medical v Arts I yellow. DS ACCOS moke PHILIP MORRIS the most pleatinq cigarette yeu can tmeke! PM-31 . .. SMOOTH . .. SATISFYING! By JAN CRAFTER WASHINGTON STATE OOLLECE, Pullman. Nov. 8—Four University and College teams and one Independent club from two nations came through three rounds of play without, a defeat In a two-day women's field hockey tournament at. Washington State College that , ended Sunday, Nov. 4. No championships are awarded In the Pacific Northwest Hockey conference and standings are informal, hut these found the following unbeaten with three wins in three starts: University of British Columbia. Vancouver: College of Puget Sound. Tacoma: Western Washington College of Education, liellinghnm: College of Idaho, Caldwell. rft *»*j*» 9fi IN ADDITION Hie oilier team not lo lose a stall was the strong Independent Vancouver I II.C.I Maple Leafs. The Maple Leafs were lied twice, however, in their first two -star!-* against Mr.* University of Oregon Evergi eens ami against Ihe Oregon icate college Skyliaers. Buildiug up power as ihey went along the girls with only nine players when some of their players had to leave the tournament early they beat the WUS Kamlaks 2-1. There were eighteen tennis entered representing eleven campuses in three slates and one Canadian province ,and also two Independent teams. No entering school or teaim failed to win at least one game. The tourney which was started Saturday in rain would up iu sunshine Sunday. Next year's tournament will lie played at the University of Oregon, Eugene, *r fv n* THE UBC TOTEMS won all their throe games with the first game against Washington State ending up at ."i-o for VW. Doreen Armour scored three goals and Sheila .Moore scored two in the Second (lame against University of Oregon. Elizabeth AHercromhie scored the winning goal, final score l-u for U.BC. Doreen Armour scored two goals in the third game against Oregon State and the Oregon Stale Kullhnck scored a glial I'or Cite in Ihe last .halt* making tht.' -jcoro for that one three to 0 for UBC. Save Wisely TODAY.. for TOMORROW Consult any of tlio following Sun Life Representatives who have had wide experience in budgeting your income to meet essential insurance needs; FRED MeCOLL JACK PEARSON JOHN TF.NER LARRY WRIGHT J. J. CAPOZZI J. R. BRANDON ROYAL HANK BUM.., VANCOUVER PACific r,:i2i SUN UFE OF-CANADA