THE UBYSSEY VOLUME XXXVlil VANCOUVER, B.C., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1965 Price 5c; No. 54 NEXT WEEK Estimated 70,000 People To Visit Our Open House "ANPjraj§, MA'AM, is a wire-rope closing machine," displaying, in conjunction with Open House. The pair, in- 3rd year Mechanical student Denny Parkinson explains cidentaliy, are practising the routine they will be employ- to an obviously pretty co-ed. The new secret weapon she's 'holding is Juit another of the models the Engineers will be SOUP TO NUTS! ing as explainers to the curious public as UBC opens its doors next week to an expected 70,000 Vancouverites. —Maze Photo Want To Learn To Play Stock Market? Change Diapers? Displays To Teach You By JEAN WHITESIDE "How to play the stock market" and "How to bathe your baby," are only two of the hundreds of attractions. .offered to the public at Open House next Saturday, March 5. The Open House committee, under chairman Jaques Barbeau, has been working for over four months to produce a giant publicity show for UBC, with every department, faculty, and club on the campus preparing exhibits. Over eight thousand dollars has been spent and hundreds of students have participated in making the production a success. Open House is a triennial affair designed to show the people of Vancouver what students are doing and learning at UBC. An estimated fifty thousand people will be guided all over the campus, by seven hundred student volunteers, to displays ranging from popular underworld drugs in the Biology building to techniques of lace- making in the Home Economics building. Visitors will not suffer from boredom, as nothing has been spared to provide an entertaining show from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Everyone is invited to attempt to confound the lie detector in the psychology department, to test his muscles on the "try your strength" machine in the electrical engineering building, or watch the recording of brain waves in the Medicine huts. Pharmacy department Is planning "Ye Olde Apothecary Shoppe," a model of a late eighteenth century chemist's shop complete with alchemist and mysterious medicine. Law faculty will set up a court room and legislature scenes to show di fferent phases of justice in action. Campus clubs will create a carnival atmosphere in the Field House when they set up displays similar to those of the annual Clubs Day. Chinese Varsity Club and the Far Eastern Societies will serve tea in an Oriental teahouse, and Oance Club members will offer free Mambo instruction. Radsoc, operating from its south Brock studio, will be broadcasting over local radio stations thrbughout the afternoon and evening. Refreshments will be served at various spots on the campus set up particularly for Open House Day. Tea rooms will be located at most popular locations in all faculty sections, as well as at the Cafeteria, Campus Cupboard, Bus-Stop, and Brock Hall. MAKE LIKE HEDDA HOPPER KIDDIES, WERE BEING INVADED Get ready to flash those pearlies, kiddies, 'cause next week, you, you and even you, are going to be a host. When those people from "downtown" flock to the ivy walls, don't just act "normal," don't run and hide, but make like the "pepsodent kicl," dazzle them with helpfulness and personality plus. Maybe they want to see the atomic bomb display, maybe they want to visit the pig barns, or maybe they just want to know where the jawn is. Don't be shy, boy, speak up. After all, they're our guests, you know. High School Students Arrive-Billets Needed Delegates from as far «as Whitehorse High School in the Yukon and as near as Lord Byng High just outside the University's gates, will journey to UBC next week for the Eight Annual High- School Conference March 4th and 5th. More than 100 high school. : students will be guests of the University for the two day Conference which is being held in conjunction with Open House. The large number of1 delegates has created a housing problem. Anyone willing to billet a delegate for three nights and provide breakfasts is asked to contact the Conference committee in Brock Hall. For two days the students will investigate every facet ot life i on the campus in the hope that they will be able to give an accurate and informative picture to their respective schools when they return. Highlighting Friday ji prog- gram will be addresses by Dr. N. A M. MacKenzie'. Dr W. A. Bryce and Dean Gage and attendance at the Mock Parliament in the Women's Gym that evening. Full-Time Schedule Planned For Week Guides Gather At Noon Today In Auditorium By SANDY ROSS University Week begins Monday. Premier Bennett gave University Week the official government sanction Thursday when he proclaimed the event in a special order-in-council. The event is held only once every three years. Its purpose is to acquaint British Columbians with their university, and to demonstrate the services which the university renders to the province, to Canada, and to the world. PUBLIC RELATIONS Primarily a public relations undertaking, university week is being given an elaborate publicity throughout British Columbia. Two downtown newspapers have published special editions of the Ubyssey, produced by the Open House Committee, to publicize the event. In addition, thousands of red and grey Open House posters have been hung, and university displays have been placed in many downtown store windows. NEXT WEEK Arid next week, students clad in academic caps and gowns will hand out Open House invitations to passers by on downtown streets. A week long University Week program has been planned, with events ranging from seminars to mambo concerts being held Monday through Friday in the auditorium. EVERY EVENING Various events will also be held on campus every evening next week. The evening events are primarily designed to at tract the downtown public. University Week will' culminate in the huge Open House display day which three years ago attracted 35,000 people. The committee is this year planning for twice that number—if the weather permits. OPEN HOUSE GUIDES MEET NOON TODAY Guides for Open House will meet today at noon in the Auditorium. All students able to guide fqr any two - and - half-hour shift during Saturday, March 5 are needed and should submit names to the Open House Committee operating in the South End of Brock Hall, up- istalirs, 800 guides are required. Open House Program Forum Monday. 13:30 p.m. UBC Auditorium, Dean Andrew, Dr. Savery, Dp, Read "The University and the National Culture." UN Modtl Assembly 8:00 p.m. Women's Gymnasium, United Nations Club, "International Police Force" Forum Tuesday. 12:30 p.m. UBC Auditorium, Dr. Mcintosh, Dr. Volkoff "Overcrowded Universities: Should Standards be Raised?" Greek Uttft Soctftftift* Song rotr ^ 1:00 p.m. UBC Auditorium, Fraternities and Sororities, 75c. Forum Wednesday, 12:30 p.m. UBC Auditorium, Dr. N. A. M. MacKenzie, "The Needs of This University." Variety Show 8)00 p.m. UBC Auditorium, various clubs, each doing one act, 50c. Voriety Show Thursday. 12:30 p.m. UBC Auditorium, student performance, 25c, Town Mooting In Canada 8:00 p.m. Ralph Sultan, Ted Lee, Walt Young, Bob Loosemore, "Is University Education Becoming too Materialistic?" Spociol filmsoc Presentation Friday. 12:30 p.m. UBC Auditorium. Mock Porliomont ' 8:00 p.m. Women's Gymnasium, student political clubs. Open House Doy Saturday. 10:00 a.m. - 10:00 p.m. Opening Ceremonies 11:00 a.m. Field House. PROCLAIMS UNIVERSITY WEEK Bennett Here For Open House Order-in-Council No. 342 of the Executive Council of B.C. has proclaimed the week of February 28 to March 5, "University Week." The Proclamation signed by Premier Bennett aud Minister of Education Ray Williston states in part: . . , "it is highly desirable that public attention be directed to the facilities and the training which the University of British Columbia offers, and that il is deemed desirable lhal public recognition be given to the services which the University renders." C. Bennett Premier W. A. C. Bennett and his cabinet will fly here on March 5 and will be met at the airport by Dr. N.A.M. McKenzie and a student delegation. Premier Bennett will inspect a tri-service guard of honour upon his arrival on the campus and then officially declare "open house." Then, along with an estimated 70.000 other guests, will be taken on a tour of the campus and witness open hotuH' propjects, Page Two THE UBYSSEY Friday. February 25, 11)55 THE UBYSSEY MEMBER, CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESS Authorized as second class mall, Post Office Dept., Ottawa. Mail subscriptions $2.50 per year. Published In Vancouver throughout the university year by the Student PublicaMons Board of the Alma Mater Society, University of British Columbia. Editorial opinions expressed herein are those of the editorial staff of The Ubyssey, and not necessarily those of the Alma Mater Society or the University. Business and advertising telephones are Alma 1280 or Alma 1231. Advertising Manager is Geoff Conway. EDITOR-IN-CHIEF—PETER SYPNOWICH Managing Editor—Ray Logie News Editor—Rod Smith CUP Editor—Jean Whiteside Sports Editor—Kan Lamb Copy Editor—Stanley Beck Executive Editor—Geoff Conway Senior Editor—PAT RUSSELL Reporters: Sandy Ross, Tom Woodside, Ivan DeFaveri. Jackie Seale. Sports: Bob Bergen, Pete Worthington, Neil Macdonald Frightening It is our earnest hope thut fierce indignation was the reaction of every UBC student—and faculty member—who learned that the University of Washington has banned Dr. J. Robert Oppehheimer's appearance as a guest lecturer. If Dr. Oppenheimer were an economist and a communist, the action would have been deplorable. But tt was disgraceful. Dk\ Oppenheimer is not a communist, nor is he an economist. He is an extremely able physicist, and his appointment to the lectureship was recommended by the university's physics department. The veto of this recommendation by U. W. President Henry Schmitz in itself would not have been too surprsing considering the tension and atmosphere of today. What is so exasperating is that the action was tolerated. It brought nothing even faintly resembling a storm of protest. A petition was started, but dropped in favour of a gentlemanly delegation. Out of an enrollment of about 20,000, only 400 students were expected to participate in a march on the office of the state governor. Then, only 29 showed' up. Three of them actually saw the governor—for five minutes. The student newspaper polled professors, and about the harshest protest it received was an admission that the whole affair was an unhappy situation. The newspaper itself hid under a rock. There were no editorials. Worse, the paper's Associate Editor wrote a fourteen inch, front page masterpiece of rationalization, lauding Schmitz as something, akin to God. How did it do it? By pointing out that Schmitz had pledged to maintain the university's integrity when he assumed office, and then quoting him as saying, "You bet I will" when asked if he would keep his pledge. It was an incredible article. The entire affair was incredible. How could the mind of man become so cowed, so subverted, in the very place that has been considered for centuries the stronghold of his spiritual and intellectual integrity? ARTSMAN REBELS No warning could be graver. ITS LIKE THIS by ray logie I DON'T KNOW if any of you have ever noticed the way athletes walk. But you can toll, just by watching .one of them amble along, what ho is like. More than that, an athlete's mood of live minute can easily be discerned from the swing of his disgustingly well-oiled hips. I once knew an athlete by the name of Hugo, and ho had mastered the art of sportsmanlike disgust. Hugo and I just didn't get along. In the first place, I inadvertantly brushed His left t>lbow early in our school years— trom that day on wo were sworn enemies. An Enduring Soul There is nothing a really successful athlete like Hugo hates, more than accidental jostling. On the playing field its excuseable, because after all, what is thc object in playing if it's not to maim the opposition? But on city streets, at assemblies, and in crowded corridors, to step on an athlete's toe is to court death. Well, this pugnacity was ingrained in Hugo during his formative years. His simple, brutish soul was taught to endure the knocks of competitive sport. If you're hurt shut up about it, they told him—then firs't chance, cripple the SOB. a But all in all Hugo was frustrated. The desire for revenge was strong. He was as pent up as an unlicensed Wolfhound. And it was idiots like myself, who had the misfortune to trip over one of his size elevens, that functioned as Hugo's safety valve. When Hugo saw me coming he would quicken his pace, throw back his shofllders, and put that basketball-player spring in his step. When assuming this attitude Hugo virtually bubbled contempt. Not o Dislike for Athletics ... He used to look at me, eyelids sprawled lazily over the sockets, while his lower lip did nip-ups. Sort of like when a Senior A man looks at a Junior Division animal. After three years of this silent hatred my banjo-stringed nerves were playing Tiger Rag" on my sensitivities. I had learned how to hate and I was no pacifist. Possessing the physique of a short-winded amoeba. 1 decided lo get even witli Hugo on the sly. Nevertheless I was determined to do Hugo all Ihe dirt I could lav mv sand shovel on. I began periodically rilling his locker. I stole and smashed up his car. Why, 1 even hid hi.s supporter I was a desperate man. But gradually Hugo caught on. His normally vacuous face was beginning to light up. His brain, usually waist-deep in the profundities of the T-I'oriuaiton, was beginning to come to. I had outsmarted him for a while. "Now lo outrun him," was my first reaction to ihe awakening. I ear. look back on it all as a joke now but I would leel a little better if I could get my second wind . . . Honest fellas, il isn't that i don't like athletics—it's just that 1 loathe athletes. UBC—Trade School With A Campus By JERRY BROWN Second Year Arts UBC has become a sterile university. We have developed "student autonomy", a catchword used by all, understood by few, to the point where education is subsidiary to "extra-curricular activities." Running a projector, painting posters, broadcasting the World Scries, seem to be an important part of education; lets face it. But unfortunately our "autonomous student government" UJhii by dicmd A Reminder Editor, The Ubyssey: On the posters on on^e of the vice - presidential candidates is a blurb taken from The Ubyssey praising this man's work on the Open House Committee. His record then seems to be one of success set against tvim major fumbles on Council. The man seems to have relied on the short memory of the students who voted on Wednesday. T. H. White Arts 2 On WIAV Editor, The Ubyssey: In scanning the results of the sports reiferendum, namely, two to one egainst entry in the Canadian league, I cannot help remarking that the M.A.A. members were appallingly short-sighted in their announcement that "rather than lower the calibre to win games we should raise our calibre to win games" by remaining in the Evergreen Conference. I venture to say that those same 500 people who voted yes in the referendum had taken a pretty objective view of the problem before they voted — and they realized that as an Evergreen member UBC will only continue to lose games because the U.S. varsity athletic system rests primarily on athletic scholarships which attract sport 'geniuses.' With this realization probably went the longer run view CLASSIFIED FRENCH COACHING. PREP- aration to exams 110, 120, 210, 220. Reasonable rates. 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Meeting for worship every Sunday 11 a.m. All most welcome. 555 West 10th Avenue. if, if, if, RIDE WANTED FOR GIRL from 27th and Dunbar (Chalde- cotl) to U.B.C, for 8:30 Monday thru Friday. Phone Al. Hf>.r>7-R if. if. if. GOLD BRACELET WITH pearls -■•- between Brock and cafe. Phone D i a n a L a m j Ke. 5031. j FURNISHED ROOM, LIGHT. housekeeping, private bath j one block 3 buses, shops, Ilth Ave, West of Alma. Phone: Al. 0506-M, evenings, that UBC spirit or sports enthusiasm will continue to decline so long as our major sports: football, basketball, are played in such a professional league. But those students with a sparse or no interest in sports, after observing the stand of the athletes themselves naturally would vote no. It is this lack of facing the facts by the M.A.A. coupled with . their short-sightedness with respect to U.B.C. spirit that caused tlefeat of the referendum. In summary, granted the calibre of play will not be as high in the Canadian League but let us recall that we are not equipped for such calibre — we are in the amateur class and not in the professional or sports 'genius' class. Let us be progressive and try the scheme for a year. One may retort to this argument that minor sports in UBC, e.g., swimming, will lose out/ through a Change to the new set-up. My answer to this would be to quote the article in The Ubyssey by R. J. Phillips, athletic director of our university, who In an enlightened fashion states that playing in both conferences is not at at all impossible. We could play the minor sports in the Evergreen fjeague, and basketball and football in the Canadian, Personally being the only Canadian team in thc Evergreen Conference and knowing the emphasis in Canada — U.S. friendship it would seem we have a privileged status in the Conference. The Americans in view of this woud probably be willing lo compromise and grant us! partial participation in their j Conference. Howard P. Thornton. is actually an autonomous benevolent dictatorship run, probably in all sincerity, by Underhill and friends; an interested bul small minority of students. Filmsoc, Jazzsoc, mussoc, radsoc, mamooks, and the rest of the sixty-odd "Socs" on the campus, contribute to the rounding out of a full student . life, they say. And of course, we do get good films, good posters, good musicals; all well acted, painted and sung respectively. Lectures, an obsolete form of education, are' attended when* they don't conflict with club functions. B u t there seems to be something misting at UBC. Perhaps we should turn to an examination of the word "University" fer en answer to this missing link. Most dictionaries mention education in the higher branches of learning as part of the meaning of university. To this I would add an idea frpm Alfred North Whitehead, found in a book, "The Dialogues of A. N. Whitehead." When questioned why he still held open house for students each week although approaching his eightieth year. Whitehead stated that education is an ever-ending process and can be a mutual increase of scope and knowledge on the part of student AND teacher through constant discussion. It seems to me that White head has pointed out the phase of education where UBC has fallen down. And this Is not entirely thc fault of the student. It would seem that students are a means to an end for the professor and that classes are a means to an end for the studeni. It has been decreed that the professor shall stand in front of a given number of classes for fifty-two minutes telling the student who must by decree attend seven- eights of these lectures, exactly what his conception of his particular brand of reality is. After these periods the student gratefully rushes off to his club; the professor gratefully rushes off to whatever professors gratefully rush off to. All learning has stopped; wc pick up our trade where we left off .the previous day. Absent ore those informal bull sessions at the pub where one can corner a prof (who is quietly sipping Calgary redeye) and take him to task for some part of the previous lecture. Students can prosper by in-, formal questioning; lecturers can, ostensibly, gain from hearing in what directions his • students are going and perhaps see his views in the cold light ol youthful cynicism. But alas, such is not the case. We have become a trade school with a campus. S EUROPE -:1955:- STUDENT TOURS Sail May 28 or June " tourist 11 iCavc- *! iXr class on ss' Homeric from fO l/Aia 91,1*0 Quebec on special conducted tours limited to Students. A week in London, Holland, including Volendam and Isle of Marken, Brussels, Cologne, the Rhine by steamer, motor tour of the Black Forest, Liechtenstein, Austrian Tyrol, Bavarian Castles, Dfilomltes, Venice, Adriatic Coast, tiny Republic of San Marino, Rome, the Hill Towns, Florence, Italian and French Rivieras, French Alps, Switzerland, Paris. Motor tour of Scotland, English Lakes, North Wales, Shakespeare Country. Exmoor, Glorlqus Devon. Returning tourist class on the S.S. Homeric arriving Quebec July 26 or August 12, respectively. INDEPENDENT Choose your departure and re- tdax/ci turn datps: inc,l,do as milt'h 0r I KAVfcL as little as you wish in the price category of your choice—all on a pre-arranged, prepaid basis. An itinerary that is made to order for you. Ask for Descriptive Folders University Travel Club ltd. 57 Bloor St. West, Toronto — WA. 4-1139 Management: J. F. & G. II. Lucas The Mildest. Best-Tasting Cigarette Campus capers call for Coke Everyone enjoys the break between classes. The lid's off for a time ami relaxation's the mandate. What better fits the moment than ice-cold Coke? DRINK \h\ti ^ • Initvdlite ttdtial fetes f.Coit" It a rtghltrtd trade-merit C-1 COCA-COLA LTD. Friday, February 25, li>55 TAX UBYSSEY Page Three A Carreer With The Young Men's Christian Association Offers • Wide Field of Opportunity # Seope for Individual Initiative • Excellent Working Conditions # Good Income • (P.S. There is a future for you with the YMCA you have the dual satisfaction of aiding the development and growth ef Canadian, youth while having your working relationship with adults of executive and leadership calibre. Your'income would be comparable to that of a high school teacher, but your opportunity for advancement much greater. The world is your oyster with this world wide association.) Interviews Thursday and Friday, March 3rd and 4th Apniy Personnel Office President Refuses To Reconsider Ban SEATTLE—Dr. Henry Schmitz .president of the University of Washington refused to reconsider his decision to ban atomic scientist J. Robert Oppenheimer from speaking on the alter Raleigh MILD BURLEY .TO&ACCO *% Seattle campus. * Whin he was confronted with the following statements made by him during his inaugural address a year ago, however, he said they were Still accurate. "You bet I'll stand by this," he said. # It has been a tradition of this university from the very be^Viming that its doors are open to any youth, without respect of his economic status, race, color, or creed. This is one'of the best traditions of the American university." Dr. Barnett Savery, chairman of the% UBC philosophy department, seid yesterday that th% president's' decision was "an unfortunate infringement upon the freedom in Amrican universities" and that it was probably a result of, "conservative political hysteria." Dr. Oppenheimer recently underwent questioning by the Atomic Energy Commission and was denied security clearance because of his relations with persons of "doubtful loyalty." Officials at the University of Oregon say they have no intention of cancelling a series of lectures to be given there by Dr. Oppenheimer in April. The chancellor said that there was no doubt as to his professional standing as a competent physicist. A professor at the University of Washington, however, said that "The University of Washington hasn't allowed other controversial figures to appear on campus in the past." 'tween classes EATON'S '&% .**« / > / .^4** /\l 3 Walk With a Smile On Your Face When You Wear BREVITTS Direct from Bond Street, London, to EATON's and YOU. . . . Beautiful English Brevitts with comfort built right in. Sizes AVt to 9 Mr, AAA A to B. A. Soft red calfskin with a spongy crepe sole and heel. B. Pump style in tan leather. Leather sole and heel. C. "Nelson Bouncer" all soft calf leather. EATON'S Women's Shoes—Secead Floor Telephone MArine 7112, West 1600 Also at Eaton's New Westminster—N.W. 4111 UN Club to Elect Executive Today UNITED NATIONS CLUB general meeting with election of executive for 1965-56, noon today In Arts 100. All members are urged to attend. H> *!• %• UNITED NATIONS CLUB The annual United Nations Model Assembly will debate on the resolution "That an International Police Force be Established. " Delegates from the 60 United Nations Members will take part. President will be Mr. Justice Clyne. Debate Monday, 8 p.m. in the Women's Gym. All welcome. tf, Sf, M PARLIAMENTARY rORUM debators will be picked and a topic will be chosen for the next debate, noon Mon. in Arts 204. MUSIC APPRECIATION Club Will present Beethoven's "Symphony No. 8" and "No 0," (choral), noon today in HM5. * ¥ * MUSIC APPRECIATION Club continues the Beethoven "Symphony No. 9," noon Monday in HM5. * 9ft if, tf, SCM CONTINUES THE series "What Can I Believe?" with a panel discussion of "He Rose From The Dead?", to be held Monday noon in Arts 100. * ¥ *' WOMEN'S UNDERORADU- ate Society presents a talk and films on "Your Future as an Airlines Stewardess," Friday at 12:30 in Biology 100. if* if, tf. INTERNATIONAL HOUSE presents R. Millar, executive director of the World Brotherhood of B. C, discussing the Far East, "The Clenched Fist or the Open Hand," Friday at 8:30 p.m. in the club house, Hut 14. POMFRET, PHILLIPS PRESENT PRUDENCE PUREB0M S PERILS As our scene opens Saturday night at 8:15 in the War Memorial Gym, we see before us a chapter in the life of UBC athletics, the unwanted and underf#d younger sister. Will the basketball team beat Central Washington to establish a new conference record? Will ihe crowd be big enough to help the MACrfrom its $2,000 deficit? yNl the airplanes at half time crash? will the rowing dub hold one of its roaringly successful bashes? will John McLeod score 40 points? (will the engineers raid again?) Who can tell? But if you come along you might find out. Artists Out Stack In; Hard Hammering Heard Art and intellect are clashing in the library. The hammering in the library that has caused a run on nerve pills in the Wesbrook Building is merely reconstruction of a 50 foot high narrow room previously used by an art class. The artists were driven out I —; by a fallout of plaster. Ac- AT BANQUET Aptitude Testing JOHN W. A. FLEURY Personnel Consultant Industrial Psychologist 606 Stock Exchange Building TA. 7746 England Expects Every Banker cording to Head Librarian Neil Harlow there was a danger of~ the walls collapsing due to wet plaster. Students studying in the Periodical Room Wednesday were jarred out of their reverie as hundreds of little gnomes crawled over the iron-works clawing at the soggy plaster. The construction firm that "iced" the walls in the first place were called back for a repeat performance, and authorities hope no further difficulties will be encountered. So the big men with the little hammers have been busy making repairs and putting in dry bricks. Bul the catch is that the room when finished will be used for'seven new stacks which has the artists asking, "Where to now?" Maclnnis Girls To Pay At Phrateres Barn Dance Joyus squeals will fill the air surrounding the Women's Gym tonight as hundreds of friendly Phrateres tumble in the hay at their Barn Dance. Scheduled for 8:00 p.m. the gala event is touted as the nearest thing to a farmer's frolic that students will see until nex* year. Members of thc Dance Club will be on hand to call, and give instructions in the intricacies of do-se-do-s and partner swinging so that citybred students won't suffer any embarrasment. Admission is 35 cents for girls and 25 cents for lone males, the discrepancy being explained by the Co-ed's wish to attract as many men as possible. The English writer A. P. Herbert once wrote a cheque on a bottle of brandy and sent it to be cashed at his bank, Herbert's idea was to show what nonsense banks and cheques aro. Also, how difficult it is to make any law that cannot be turned to nonsense. The bank cashed the cheque, and when it return ed through the Clearing House, the brandy was intact. The bank didn't see the point of the joke, but it understood its duty. There's no record of any Canadian bank cashing bottle cheques, but last year one of our competitors honoured a cheque written on a hard boiled egg. If you're an egg cheque fan, we'd be glad to supply the name of the bank. However, if you normally deal with the 'Royal' don't think us a sourpuss if we ask you to use the conventional cheque form. Our egg storage facilities are inadequate. In all oilier respects, though. UBC people seem to find Royal Bank services quite satisfactory. There are 32 branches in Vancouver and district all of whom welcome students' accounts. Tiie Hoval Bank of Canada. All African mothers, have at one time in their lives experienced the strange voo-doo right of matrimony. Economists say this will not seriously affect Russia's economy. Angus Maclnnis, this yiar's recipient of Civil Liberties' Sedgewick Award for out'standinp work around civil liberties, received the award Thursday"dwt at a banquet attended by 396 guests and students. Dr. W. G. Black, last year's award winner, in presenting the award, described Maclnnis as one of the few who recognlies "the Fatherhood of Ood arid the brotherhood of man." TALKS ON ASIA Maclnnis received the efcard for his "efforts to repenl lection 98 of the Criminal £elt" in 1936. His "efforts on betieSt oi orientals in Canada," W»§ cited in the award present*! Accepting the award, Member of Parliament exploitation and diicrtminetloti as the sources of world evil. "Wherever there's injustice there's danger of war," tie said. Commenting on Asta, Maclnnis said that unjust rulers were responsible for revolutions. NASTY RULERS "Thc more violent the upheaval — the more necessary it is." He said we must convince Asia of our sincerity When promising them economic aH and democracy. "We must counteract the lov years of exploitation Asia lias endured," he said. "In the realm of civil liberties our country is no means behind other countries," he said, "But much discrimination still exists in Canada." UNITED AIR LIN invites the women of the University of B.C. to a showing of a color-sound motion picture entitled, "Scotty Whu Her Wings" This film depicts the r#il life story of a stewardess —her selection, her training and her duties. Stewardess Representative, Betty Hanneman, of United J Air Lines, will be on campus at the same time to discuss I a Stewardess career. f FILM: "Scotty Wins Her Wings" I Time: 12:30 noon, Friday Feb. 25 I PLACE: Biology 100 f FOR, FURTHER INFORMATION CALL THE | UBC NATIONAL EMPLOYMENT OFFICE J Hut M0 I ALma 1191 —-jr Page Four TltB UBYSSEIY Friday, February 25, 1955 WHAT A TIME WE RE COINS TO HAVE SATURDAY NIGHT The rowers, bless Iheir champion little hearts, will be aleviating the current dull social season (except for the Phrateres barn dance) by staging another of their famous bashes—known as a sock dance—Saturday night in the gym. For the reasonable admission price of 50 cents, you can be assured of one hell of a time trodding sock clad tootsies and performing other normal acrobatics dancers usually go through. I And come to the game first. Otherwise you might be the only UBC type not there. Bus Hudson FOUR SAY ADIOS Birds Looking For No. Three Basketball fans will have their last opportunity to wave goodby to four Thunderbird graduates Saturday night when. Ralph "Buz" Hudson, Gary Taylor, Jim Carter, and Ernie "Omar" Nyhaug line up in an effort to beat the Central Washington Wildcats and establish a new Bird conference' win record, SO LONG ITS BEEN Buz Hudson, famous for his mfmr *vif¥, semw smmmew dflsh ^ gpirit Qn ^ floor hag 471/Mi WI smfUsfkUt I//III used up his years of eligibility. WW lUnlWVW Tyy He is also note for his fire on the football field as an end. TWO YEARS Fellow end Gary Taylor climaxes two years under Pomfret. He became noted early in the year when he scored 18 points against the Boston Whirlwinds. Husky Omar, first string guard on the football squad, and centre for Pomfret, graduates after three year's steady service with the Birds. TALL CENTRE Jim Carter, tall centre, who has filled in more than sufficiently for last year's bucket- man, Geoff Craig, will finish two conference years with the Birds. Tht sports staff of tht Ubyssey congratulates • thtit four on a job well done. Wt hope their will be 'a good crowd Saturday night to add tht thanks and best wlshti of tht students. The opposition from "Stateside" is not particularly tall but very fast. They usually operate the fast break or single post options. To set up these plays, Central has a pair of fast adept ball handlers in their guards; Heacox and Myers. They also have a very good pivot man. INTERESTING Though UBC's record has not been too impressive it is interesting to note that in six of their losses, they have outscored the opponents in the field goal department but have lost out at the foul line. This has been especially apparent in the last couple of road trips where an unusually high amount of fouls has been called against Varsity while the opposition's sheet has been kept comparatively clean. Saturday night; well, anyone who has watched a home game will tell you what you can expect from the refereeing here. Anyway, the Birds will at least be on their own floor. So remember, for the last conference game, and the last home game of the 1954-55 basketball season come out to the Glass Palace Saturday night. There is a high school prelim, featuring two lotal powerhouses, Vancouver College and Gladstone, at 6:45 and the Varsity f game begins at 8:30. GOLF TOURNAMENT STARTS ON SUNDAY First round of the knockouts for the UBC Evergreen Conference golf team will be held Sunday at the university course. Tee off time 11:45 to 12. The 72 hole medal play will continue Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday at C a p i 1 a n o, Shaughnessy, and West Point Grey. For f u r I h e r information information phone Max Swan- son, Alma 1402-L. . Gary Taylor Soccer Hits TV Screen Time Saturday POPPING the all-important question to his team is basketball coach Jack Pomfret. Will it be "Big Number Three" for his Birds Saturday night against Centra]? Come out and see. —Maze Photo JV's Still Upset, Take Finals Lead JAYVEES 65-EILERS 56 By KEN LAMB % Dick Penn's rampaging Jayvees continued to rip pages right and left out of the form book Thursday night at Lord Byng when they trounced the Eilers in the first game of the best of three Senior A finals. * — — or without Forsyth, It was the third straight playoff win for the UBC team. LED ATTACK Ted Saunders led the attack with 23 points, scoring 12 points in the first quarter. Gordie Gimple and Barry Drummond followed with 12 points each. Jayvees were held even at 18 all at half-time and the Jewellers were leading 31-28 at the half. Within a few seconds after the beginning of the second half, the Chiefs opened up and grabbed a two point lead. HELD LEAD They held a 44-36 lead at three-quarter time and never looked back. Mike Fraser scored all his eight points in the final quarter. The game, played before one of the season's largest crowds — 500 — was well refereed. Next game is Saturday, 8:45 at Byng. Penn expressed confidence his team could take the series. "We'll take 'em Saturday, with Jim Carter DRAUGHTING INSTRUMENTS FROM $10.00 T-SQUARES, PROTRACTORS SET SQUARES he said. Forsyth did not play last night, WINNER Winner of the series will meet Cloverleafs, thwarted in their bid for an invitation to the American tournament, for the Mainland championship. UBC (65) Saunders 23, Gimple 12, Fraser 8. Tarling 8, Drum mond 12, Schilling, Gustin, Red- ford, Holt 2, Gunning. Eilers (56) Ball 12, Walker, Manning 4, Hindmarch 2, -Hudson 2, Brown 6. Southcott 10, Moses 16. For a Light Smoke and a Pleasing Taste MECHANICAL ENGINEERS AND POIYPHASE SLIDE RULES ZIPPER RING BOOKS Complete with Sheets and Index Ernie Nyhaug Football Banquet- Tuesday Night Don'I forget Ihe second annual I'oollKiil l>aiK|iiel, lo hv held Tuesday at <>:1:") al the Stanley Park Pavilinn. Student price will he $2. outsiders S.'l. (luesl speaker will be Dr. Charlie l.aiipenbusH'h. alhletie director and football coach ol Western Wash medon. Pick up your iiekols ,d Ihe gym or phone Alma 2iila, AMES LETTERING INSTRUMENTS FOUNTAIN PENS Clarke £ Stuart Co. Ltd. STATIONERS fc PRINTERS SS0 Seymour St., Vancouver GIFTS Pwm &wth puusdku Watches by Bulova, Gruen Pens by Waterman. Parker Blue Ribbon Diamonds Expert Repairs—Guaranteed 10% DISCOUNT TO STUDENTS 752 Granville MA. 8711 Call for PHILIP MORRIS Birds Ready To. Down CPR In Video Debut By NEIL MACDONALD* i UBC's soccer Birds will be making Canadian soccer history this Saturday when they take on the Railwayman of CPR in the first televised soccer game in Canada, at 2 p.m. in the stadium. ♦- ■ ■ ■—r- CBUT will carrv the same Whlle the Senlor Blr* *>* in ™LZl\ .~™M! takln« on CPR, the Chiefs will for armchair soccer fans. . ... .. _ - ±±,^ OUT FOR WIN resting up for action The Birds will also be shoot- next week' ing for a win when captain Bub Frederickson leads them onto the Stadium field. Two weeks ago, the Birds showed some of their finest hustle in tying with Royal Oak Drugs 3-all. Manager Lincoln Goberdhan hopes that they wil be able to continue their upward surge. With the league's best goalie between the posts in the person of big Ernie Kuyt and with a line steady defense led by captain Bud Frederickson, Jack Butterfield and Ian Todd, the Birds hope to cut down on the CPR scoring. LEADING RUSHES Leading the offensive rushes for the Birds will Be former Vancouver City star, Bruce Ashdown. The classy centre man has either assisted in or scored a goal in every game he has played for the Birds, since joining the team Just after Christmas. Ashdown "s running mate, Stan Glasgow, will be back in action and should prove dangerous around the CPR net$. Fleet Jerry Rovers, who scored two goals last game, will balance the line on the other side. ENTERTAINMENT The Birds' big stadium game will feature half time entertainment, with a band marching on the stadium turf. CPR are chugging along in the middle of the "B" division lower half, their train being just ahead of the flying Thunderbirds. A win for the Birds could make things quite tight. CAMPBELL CLEANERS Across from Varsity Theatre AL. 2410 Discount fer Student! ... Doug MacMIUan ; \ Only Toms SeeActiori With the bigger Birds *d away by Captain Doug MA«- Millan, the rugger scene HM quieted down Iof the wa#> end. " , » : Though Don Coryell *ee busy hunting time for fails Blurbs yesterday, the Tdm*- hawks are the only sure ^hing for Saturday, k %, They meet W-PW at Trafalgar at 1:18. as FRANCIS MUBPflY DANCE SCHOOL BAyrlewMM Private Instruction 'Rhumba - Tango * ffrnrtf Fox Trot • Walta. Jtat Old Time Beginners ■ Brush Up Advanced Courses If ne answer CE< Alma Hall, M9| W. ALF NELSON (Wrestling Ceadt) says: "It takes a good hold to keep a man doom.* .. Don't let money worries get you down... stay on top by steady saving (no matter how little) at %\ it i huim intutn Bank of Montrea! C^M&'tJiUtGtlHsi MERLE C. KIRBY Manager Your Bank on the Campus... In the Auditorium Building WOftKINO WITH CANADIANS IN fVIRV WALK Of lit! StMCS \*\*