Issued Weekly by the Publications Board of the University of British Columbia Volume IV. VANCOUVER, B. C, MARCH 23, 1922 Number 2% Orchestra and Glee Numbers Well Received Sixth Annual Concert of iMusical Society The annual concert of the Musical Society was held in the ballroom of the Hotel Vancouver on Wednesday evening, March 15. A large audience was present, including a number of students and many members of the faculty; the Musical Society and the assisting artists won numerous expressions of appreciation from their hearers. The programme was long but well balanced, and sufficiently diversified by the various forms of music provided—orchestral selections, glees, piano and vocal solos. However, it might be suggested that after two and a half hours of attention, the nerves of an audience are scarcely in an ideal condition for listening to such a massive and compelling work as "For Empire and for King," rendered by full chorus and orchestra. It seemed to be something of a strain also on the performers—the effort to maintain the volume of sound through seven long stanzas being a little too noticeable, and thereby detracting from the im- pressiveness of the^chorus. In their other selections, however, the Glee Clubs were admirable. The women rendered "Sandman am a-Softly Comin'" (Humoresque) in a delightful manner; the joint glee clubs were equally successful in such familiar items as "The Lass with the Delicate Air," or "Where Are You Going To" ? and in Grieg's difficult "Sunshine Song." It is unfortunate that the two glee clubs are so disproportionate: when the men sang alone they were excellent (one regrets that they did not "have a complete song for themselves), but in the general choruses they were not able to hold their own, and the key was therefore somewhat too consistently high. (Continued on Page 6) tig g^PfcWfl^jgggft U.B.C V.A.S%C Mr. Pim Will Pass By Tonight will witness the first performance at the Avenue Theatre of the Players' Club Spring comedy, "Mr. Pim Passes By," by A. A. Milne. This is to be the special "Varsity Night" when the majority of the students will attend the performance. The play will be repeated tomorrow and Saturday, the last production being in aid of the General Hospital, and being chiefly patronized by the outside public. As the play has already been . presented in New Westminster and Nanaimo during the past few weeks, those taking part will have overcome their first nervousness and acquired an admirable, polish, avoiding - the -minor "contretemps" which : too .often attend the first nights of amateur productions. Novel Programme at Alumni Meeting Playlets Presented by Members of Various Classes Dramatic productions by the various graduate classes featured last week's meeting of the Alumni Society. The first part of the meeting was taken up with regular business when the following were appointed as the Nominating Committee: Mr. "Dick" Leckie, Mr. "Joe" Schell, and Miss Ruth Fulton. They will receive nominations for the officers of the association, the election to take place at the next general meeting in May at which a reception will be given in honor of the classes of '22. The girls of Arts '18 opened the programme with a series of pretty tableaux, representing modern advertisements. Miss Dorothy Bolton, who acted as convenor, took the first scene, this being a reproduction of the advertisement for "Old Dutch." A pretty scene representing "Community Silver" was given by Miss Bonnie Clement; Miss Lena Bodie, in dainty, old-fashioned costume, acted the "Fairy in Your House"; "Mulsi- fied Cocoanut Oil" was represented by Miss Hazel Wilband, while Miss Stella Maguire, in red and white costume, was "Aunt Jemima," with her famous pancake flour. An original pantomine in black and white, "The Camel and The Vamp," was the offering of Arts '17. The scenery and costumes were unique while the action by the various characters showed histrionic ability. The wily vamp with her taking ways was portrayed by Miss Kathleen Peck, while the camel who saved the day for the, lovers was taken by Miss Winifred Lee. The maiden and lover, journeying oyer the. desert to - (Continued on Page 2) Two More Elections on Monday Next Lit. and Scientific—and Men's Athletics The election of the President for the Literary and Scientific Department will take place next Monday, March 27. The candidates for the position this year are Norman Robertson, Arts '23, and Bill Graham, Sc. '23. Both men have taken an active part in student activities. Norman Robertson this year is president of the Classics Club as well as of the Social Science Club. Bill Graham, Sc. '23, is vice-president of Science '23 and holds the position of reporter to the Science Undergrad. He also takes a big interest in the Men's Lit, and is chairman of the Inter-class Debates committee. The election of the President of Men's Athletics will also take place next Monday. Two Science men have been nominated for the position. Both candidates, J. Wolverton, '24, and Doug. Rae, '23, are well fitted for the position and have done much for the furtherance of athletics in the university. Wolverton holds the position of President of the soccer club while Doug. Rae ably looks after the affairs of the Track club. ELECTIONS TODAY Today's elections include the election of the President of the Science Undergrad. and Women's Undergrad. Shakespeare. Theatres and OAw Things Mr. and Mrs. Kennedy Prove Interesting On Friday noon in the auditorium the students of the University had an opportunity of hearing Mr. Charles Rann Kennedy, the actor-playrtght, and his gifted wife Miss Edith Winn Matthison. Mr. Wood, in introducing the distinguished visitors, said that one of the duties oi the Players' Club was to strive to bring the student body in tonch with the best exponents of dramatic art of the present day. He said that heretofore the Players' Club had had difficulty in fulfilling this function owing to the fact that few really worth-while stage celebrities passed through Vancouver during the college session. Mr. Kennedy spoke chiefly of the "Little Theatre" movement and its value to the community. He said that the old ideas of education were being shattered, that people no longer fixed their faith in books alone, nor came to school or college merely to "improve their minds." This greatest of all heresies was being gradually eradicated by the growing tendency of this age to "make" things. "The study of the drama," he said, "is a very profitable as well as enjoyable one and taken in a big sense is not merely an amusement but & great informer and educator. Thus drama of the better class is a touchstone by which all life may be interpreted. The civilizing influence of the community theatre mea; s a lot to the vitality of University .ife. It is hard for the individuals in a University to present their ideals and aims to the general public if they do not utilize their best medium of expression, "The Community Theatre.' Besides this such a theatre is the best advertisement a college can have." (Continued on Page 8) Council Posts Filled Announcement is made of the election of Jack Woods to the Presidency of the Agricultural Undergrad. For the past two years he has ably directed the affairs of Agricultural '23 and is without doubt the logical man for the position. The position of President of Women's Athletics is announced to be conceded to Gladys Weld, '23, by acclamation. Miss Weld has taken an active .part- in women's athletics and stars on the Senior basketball squad. 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Morley Scott, B.A., after the closing of last session. Every male student of McGill, B. C, and U. B. C. was circularized, and those who had service, either in Canada or overseas, were asked to fill out a questionnaire from which the material for the book was to be prepared. At present there are somewhat over 550 records complete and ready for press, but there remain as many as eighty or,:,ninety students to hear from. It is*not known what number of these had service, but it is expected that the total records in ,the book will reach 600. The number1 .pf those who gave their lives in the Great War is in the neighborhood of nin^y. The War Book will follow ,.th£\style adopted by the University of Toronto in its recdj-cls publication. A brief paragraph giving name, faculty and years of attendance; original unit and rank with date; other units and ranks, if any, with dates; dates of arrival in England and France; unit and rank'in France; record of casualties, mentions, decorations, etc.; and date of return to Canada and discharge. A special short biographical sketch, probably accompanied by a photograph, will be prepared about each student who made the supreme sacrifice. After Mr. Scott's departure for the East, the work was carried on by Captain Elliott for a period, but he found that his duties at the Vancouver Technical School would not permit his continuing them. Mr. A. F. Roberts, formerly of Arts '23, was asked to complete the work, if possible, before the middle of April and he is in charge of the compilation at the present time. It is very important that all the material for the War Book be in hand before the first of April, and for this reason the editor of the war service records is making a special appeal to all readers of the Ubyssey to assist by sending in their own material if it is not already prepared, and by urging the co-operation of others. If anyone is not certain whether his record is in, an enquiry will be immediately answered by the editor of the war service records. There are a number of—shall we say jt?—professors and students who have not yet answered the letters addressed to them, and it is the cooperation of these that is specially desired. LITERATURE AND THE ANIMAL WORLD The final meeting of the Vancouver Institute for the 1921-22 Session will be held in the Physics Lecture Room on Thursday evening. On this occasion, Rev. Dr. H. H. Gowen of Seattle will give an address on "Literature and the Animal World." Dr. Gowen is well known in the city as a fascinating lecturer on literary subjects. The Institute has been favored on more than one occasion. His choice of subject allows for the treatment of Literature from a standpoint not often stressed and consequently from one none the less interesting. "MR. PIM PASSED BY" It appears that a full house will be present at the first performance of the Spring play, "Mr. Pim Passes By." The sale of tickets for the premiere performance has been brisk. This will be the third performance of the play and, it is expected, the best so far, even though the players have demonstrated their ability by a most distinct success in both of the previous performances.' The following appeared in the Nanaimo paper: "The Players' Club of the University of British Columbia repeated their success by their second performance of "Mr. Pim Passes By." Nanaimo theatregoers turned out :jn full force and .gave, the players a h&arty reception, as was clearjy demonstrated by the repeated applause." The 'players were accompanied by the pigs on their trip to Nanaimo via the "Princess Pat". The cast was therefore .more complete than it will be here, unless'.some unexpected pigs turn up. *j ALUMNI MEETING (Continued jfrom Page 1) be married, was played by Miss Helen White and Mr. "Pat." Fraser. The villain who was foiled in all his attempts to annoy the lovers was very capably done by Mr. "Bill" Ab- ercrombie. Mr. Leroy Wright took the part of the narrator who gave the story in detail as the act advanced, while Miss Maisie Suggitt supplied the music. The "doings and undoings" of well- known people were interspersed with witty dialogues as the offering of Arts '19 in "The 1952 Conference between the University Authorities and the Government," concerning the moving of the college to Point Grey. This was shown most conclusively to be impossible by the University delegation who were quite determined not to forsake their moss-covered haunts in Fairview to go west. The Hon. John Alerdyce, Premier, T.D.L., was the mainstay of the government and was ably supported by his Ministers: Hon. Dorothy Houston, Minister of Education; Hon. Sidney Bell, N.D.G., M.T., Attorney-General; and the Hon. "Spuds" Murphy, P.D.Q., Minister of Railways. Miss Connie High- moor opened fire on behalf of the Alma Mater and was backed up in a strong fashion by Alice Gross, the Athletics' representative. The janitor, Miss Catherine Maynard, finally dashed all hopes for the Government and declared the conference off. One of the most amusing and perhaps the cleverest offerings of the evening was the "Modern Lamentation of Thisby and Pyramis," by the men of '21. The costumes were most grotesque, while the altered dialogue with local hits proved most attractive and amusing to the appreciative audience. The various characters can best be described by simply declaring that they were a scream. As Miss Thisby, "Art" Lord nearly caused a riot. Thisby's lover, Pyramis, was brilliantly acted by Frank Pumphrey. "Spex" Melville as the prologue narrator was one of the seven wonders of the world, and incidentally made himself famous as an actor. Don Mc- Arthur as "Moonshine" was absent on the last roll call; "Jock" Kirby as the Wall greatly abetted the lovers; while "Joe" Schell as the "Lion" caused their tragic end. "Mickey" McDougall as the King sat in great majesty on his throne—the step ladder—while he discussed proceedings with his counsel, Evan Boss. Say It With Flowers <5h Cut Flowers and So dfc Funeral Designs a specialty BROWN BROS &G0.LTD. Two stores 48 Hasting! St East Phone Sey. 988 and 072 728 Granville St. Phone Sey. 9513 Evans & Hastings . "Belter Qualify" ' PRINTERS We make a specialty of College Annuals Magazines Ball Programmes .... Etc, etc. ■••■■■ Students will do well to give its a call before going elewhere. 578 Seymour Street Phone Sey. 189 ED. DA MOTTA Hair Cutting a Specialty Expert Attendant 735 Broadway West The final number on the programme was a play called "Sleeping Beauty," which was especially written for the occasion by Mr. "Lefty" Nelson of Arts '20. It portrayed the awakening of the Alumni association at the touch of its present president. The lines were written in verse and very cleverly done. The costumes were quite regal in appearance and the "horse" caused much merriment. Verna Morris, the young child of the King and Queen—Mr. Buck and Miss Janet Gilley—was decreed by "Indifference," Jack Weld, to sleep for five years. Then after a lapse of five summers "Prince Charming," Mr. J. C. Nelson, comes to the rescue of the "Sleeping Beauty." The flighty little fairies were flightily flitted by Mr. "Nemo" Morrison, and the Misses Eugenie Fournier, Marjory Day, and Violet Walsh, while Mr. Gerald McClay introduced the two acts with their prologue. The play was cleverly written and cleverly played and deserves much praise. The everfing was then brought to a close with the serving of refreshments by Arts '16. The table was centered with a huge basket of flowers. Misses Isabel McMillan and Muriel Carruthers acted as joint convenors and were assisted by Mrs. Elder, Rev. David Smith, Mr. C. Thompson, Mr. Harold Walsh, Miss Cameron, - Miss Taylor, Miss Mary Wilson, Mrs. Lome Wilson, and Mr. Percy South- cott. March 23rd, 1922. THE UBYSSEY The Ferns Come to Smylie's and smile because our prices are so reasonable. Fruits and. Confectioneries and Tobacco. S. G. SMYLIE 577 BROADWAY WEST THE GREAT WEST Life Insurance Co. 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ELKS Varsity climbed up to second place in the second division league on Saturday, when they defeated the "Brother Bills" by three goals to one. This victory puts us but one point behind Province, the league leaders. However, the game was no walkover for the blue and gold eleven; on the contrary, judging by the play in the first half, Elks had a distinct advantage. The grounds (Recreation Park) were in very bad condition, and this, in some measure, may account for the lack of pep in the first half. Elks notched the first counter, and it was not till near the end of the first period that Crute equalized. The ball was shot from almost centre; the goalie did stop it, but due no doubt to its condition, he allowed it to slip through his fingers and it rolled in. The first half ended 1-1, and both teams started the second half sure of the outcome. Varsity forwards were helped considerably this half by the long forward passes of their backs, and, owing to their superior speed, had the Elk goal in danger most of the time. In fact, it was due to this mode of playing that Varsity got their second and third goals. In a scrimmage in front of the Elk goal, Jackson sent a fast, low shot into the net. Five minutes later, McLeod beat the goalie again on a clever shot. The game now was a certain victory for Varsity and although Rourke for Elks tried hard to counter, the game ended 3-1. This game proves that Varsity is a very serious contender for the leadership, and although there are four very hard games to win yet, one with C. N. R., one with Province, and two with Royal Bank, there seems little doubt as to the outcome. The lineup on Saturday was as follows: Mosher, Baker, Crute, Emery, Wilkinson, Manning, Cameron, McLeod, Lundie, Jackson and Rushbury. Mosher played a brilliant game. Rushbury. Cameron and Crute also showed up very well, the whole team showing very good form. SENIOR GIRLS WIN Last Wednesday the Girls' Senior basketball team took the Normals' pride into camp to the tune of 26-6. Judging it from the point of being a good contest, it was a rather tame affair. At the same time, we must credit our girls with their splendid play, for they were certainly superior in all departments of the game at every stage. Had their opponents been able to give them a harder tussle, it would have certainly resulted in a pretty contest. As it was, Varsity had it all their own way. Varsity started playing with their usual overwhelming energy. In a short time they had run up quite a big score, and it was evident which way the game was going. By half time the score stood about 14-2 for U. B. C. The second half was a repetition of the first, with Varsity scoring at will, at the same time holding down the Normals to a total of 6. Final count for the college was 26. It will be difficult to pick out any particular star from the victor's lineup. It was simply an all-star team. The forwards went like whirlwinds, the centre was right on the job and the guards were like a ton of bricks. Helen Tatlow and Eve. Eveleigh did most of the scoring. Anna Stevenson and Helen Tatlow were knocked out, but recovered sufficiently to carry on. Line-up: Forwards, Helen Tatlow, Eve. Eveleigh; centre, Eloise Angell; guards, Gladys Weld, Anna Stevenson. INTERCLASS SOCCER Two more games in the interclass soccer competition were played on Wednesday of last week on the King Edward grounds. The Aggies swamped Sc. '22 in the first game, beating Doyle with two goals. The play was all Agriculture but the Science team had all sorts of alibis as they were playing two men short and had had no practice. The Aggie's have to dish up a better brand of football to get into the finals. Sc. '25 and Arts '2-1 played full time to a one all draw. The play was fairly even and a much better display of football was given than that of the first. Haiggie Mosher slipped one by his own goalkeeper to the delight of the crowd but Pug evened the score with a dandy in-off shortly after. Pug. was playing centre when the whistle started 'em off—after that he was playing the ball wherever it happened to be. The best soccer of the day was played in the last game which went two overtime periods without any score. Sc. '24 was conceded a good chance to beat the Freshmen but '25 held them all the way. The Arts men were greatly strengthened by Baker at back, while their forwards had the edge on the Science men. Sc. '24 passed up several good chances to score in the overtime periods. Emery was the bright light on the Science team. The replay should be well worth seeing. Bad weather conditions and the use the K. E. H. S. grounds on only three days per week have greatly hampered the soccer play-offs. These will probably not be finished until early next week at least, and the finals will undoubtedly prove interesting as, at present, the Governor's Cup hangs in the balance with three classes in reach of it—one from each faculty. The question is which has the longer reach. ENGINEERING DISCUSSION CLUB An interesting talk was delivered this week by K. Carlisle on the Seed Extraction Plant in New Westminster. Commencing with an outline of how and where the seed is gathered, the speaker proceeded to describe the different processes through which the raw material passed at the plant. He gave some data on the cost of production and relative prices, and spoke of the different markets for the seed. G. T. Loveridge then spoke on Fruit Packing. His speech, which was very interesting, dealt with the manner of preparing fruit for the market as fresh fruit, the importance of the industry in B. 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Imlah Senior Editor A. L. Stevenson Associate Editors Miss P. 1. Mackay II. M. Cassidy A. C. Bnma Exchange Editor Miss Sallee Murphy Sporting Editor D. H. Rae Literary Editors Miss D. Walsh G. )>. Riddehough Chief Reportei H. B. Cantelon Reporters L. Ingram, H. MacCallum R. A. McLachlan, Al. Drennan C. Ross, H. Turpin. A. McLean Hurst Feature BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager H. W. Johns** Assistant Business Manager L. C. Colton Advertising Manager G. F. Hagclltein Assistant _ P. Palmer Circulation Manager C. Upshafl Editor for the Week H. M. Cassidy STARTLING PROOF It too often happens that an argument or debate loses much of its force owing to the absence of concrete facts and figures to illustrate the points at issue. If a contention is valid, nothing supports it so effectively as statistics; if it is fallacious, statistics puncture it with a promptitude and completeness that is entirely satisfactory. The University of British Columbia is existing under conditions of extreme financial privation; this statement in its general terms has been reiterated until it is a truism. One also hears frequent but more or less vague remarks that the whole educational system in Vancouver and the other parts of the province is not as it ought to be. But few people realize the extent to which statistics bear out these statements. We are too prone to accept the assertions of the authorities that the prevalent "hard times" necessitate retrenchment; we do not inquire whether the other provinces of Canada are not similarly affected. Even the strongest exponents of the arguments mentioned in the first part of the last paragraph will be startled to learn how thoroughly the figures bear out their contentions. In the Educational Supplement of the London "Times" for Februray 25, there is an article on "The Cost of Education in Canada," illustrated by the official figures of the Dominion Bureau of Statistics. In tabular form is shown the percentage of increase (or decrease) in the expenditures of the various provinces between 1914 and 1919. The result is astounding. The average percentage of increase for the whole of Canada is 30 per cent. The maximum for any province is 89 per cent. (Quebec). The minimum increase is 16 per cent. (Alberta). Of the nine provinces, only ONE shows a decrease, and that is British Columbia, which shows A DECREASE OF 9 PER CENT. What more need be said? The figures are more eloquent and more convincing than the most impressive oratory could be. The obvious fact may be added that in the past two years no" effort has been made by the province to remedy this state of affairs. In fact, it is most probable that the figures today would show a further decrease over those of 1919, on which the comparison is based. And the recent census has shown the large increase which has taken place in the population of the province. Is British Columbia enjoying a private 'slump' while the other provinces are comparatively prosperous? This is not the general opinion. Then we must ask seriously and with reprobation: Where is the public money going to, that the most important of all the government's responsibilities —education—is starving for lack of sustenance ? "AMONG THE INEQUALITIES" The mind is a thing of the most exquisite delicacy, and we pound at it, some of us, as though it were a second-hand typewriter. There are scores of students in the University at this very moment who are facing the tragedy of a mind gone stale on the threshold of the examination room. Throughout the term they have tightened the strings until now the instrument has become flat; they have persisted in their course with an appalling perseverance, and as a result are ready to graduate into that most hopeless and pathetic class that civilization ever produced: the "brittle intellectuals who crack beneath a strain." O you of the schooled and sober mind, assert just this once the divine right of inconsistency, and forget your schedules and your logic, your analyses and your notes. The next golden day that April brings, climb some sun-drenched hillside, and let the winds of heaven cool your cheeks and ruffle your hair until they "wash the mind of foolishness." Stay there, close to the skies, until an exquisite lassitude has slackened and healed the convalescent mind, and the breath of Spring has recharged the vitiated imagination. And then descend with firm tread and level gaze, like a returning conqueror, to your doom "among the inequalities." "THE FREE PLAY OF MIND" That many of the shortcomings of life in this University are due to a lack of active and independent thinking on the contemporary problems of the world, is a fact that we are begin- ing ot recognize. The words of Jack London may be applied to it: "I went to the University; I found the University, in the main, olean and noble, but I did not find the University alive." In this University the situation is aggravated by the fact that we are out of touch with the intellectual movements of the other Universities of the Continent. We do not realize that events have been moving rapidly in the past two or three years, that the whole outlook of the thoughtful student has been altered by the various developments which have taken place since the war ended. We do not obtain any reflection of this new attitude through books and periodicals, so when we see any evidences of a feeling akin to it which naturally is springing up here, in reaction to the same influences, we think it is phenomenal and inexplicable. It is with the desire to show something of the main stream of which the currents are beginning to stir this backwater, that the "Ubyssey" prints in another column a brief review of the activities of American college students along one of the lines of the new intellectual liberation. Our noted visitors on Friday last expressed their views as to their political beliefs almost as emphatically as some of the budding social reformers of the Men's common room. BY THE WAY Our desk is next to that of the elongated person who tries to edit "Muck." He clings so much that it distracts our mind. If this column is rotten, blame him. Enterprising campaign managers and others who are responsible for election signs evidently believe in hammering an idea home by repetition. We submit that different information on different signs would at least be more interesting. Speaking of campaign managers— and elections—we are informed on reliable authority that the two most famous of that fraternity at present loose in our halls have each backed one winning candidate in the present elections. If they tossed a coin for the mastership and swore off there would be more peace in the corridors. Further, the freshmen would not be flattered to the extent of being approached in an extremely friendly manner by lordly Seniors and Sopho- The open season for hikes is now on. Likewise those difficult decisions as to whether the sandwiches shall be pimento, cheese, peanut butter or simply fish. CALENDAR (1922-23) It is expected that the Calendar for next year will go to press in a few days' time, and that copies will be ready for distribution early in April. There are a number of minor changes such as always occur from year to year. A new course in Geography is being offered under the Department of Geology. So-called Distinction Courses are no longer in the Calendar, although particular departments offer a fourth hour of work similar in general character to the old Distinction hour. Attendance upon this fourth hour, however, is voluntary, and no formal credit is given. Under the new Calendar also no penalties by way «f reduction in units is attached to certain courses when these courses are taken by Third and Fourth Year students. THE PUELLOLOGIST Get hence, Melpomene, and flap thy wings, And fetch a laurel wreath, size number eight, For laurels are the only seemly things To deck the forehead of our laureate, Who puts the peg in Pegasus, and sings With tireless tongue from early morn till late Concerning Berkley's philosophic page, or Girls and their ways—the latter is his Major. You cannot fool his penetrating eye, —Or rather eyes, he happens to have two— Whether you look ingenuous or sly, Your whole psychology is sorted through; And ere your startled lips can form reply, He has you labelled, "A-Z-forty-Q." Semper addiscens, ever knowledge gaining, He's sometimes right, and always entertaining. NANCY LEE. March 23rd 1922. THE UBYSSEY SaUet year CARDS AND NOVELTIES now while our »election i* large THE VANCOUVER STATIONERS, LTD. Booksellers & Stationers Sey. 5119 683 Granville St. "IDarsit^" A new panel picture we have created specially for students. $12.00 per doz. $7.50 per half doz. Bridgmatt Quality of Cturse BRIDGMAN'S STUDIO 413 Granville Street e|^rf>r$>rf> Knowledge When you see a business man who has finished learning'—no matter whether he is an employer or an employee—you see a man who has finished growing. We believe In the old axiom that Knowledge begets knowledge. # Lionel Ward & Co. Ltd. PRINTERS Phone Sey. 195 318 Homer St. : Vancouver, B.C. THE Green Lantern Cor. 1st and Maple Hall to rent - Ballroom Dancing Taught Phone Bayview 2244 PUBLICATIONS APPOINTMENTS An important appointment to the Publications staff of next year was made by the Students' Council at a meeting on Wednesday last when Mr. Geoffrey Bruun of Arts '24 was appointed as the new Senior Editor. Mr. Bruun has very ably filled a post as associate editor of the Ubyssey during this last term. For a time before that he was one of the Literary editors; he was one of the authors of the "Chapbook," the student volume of verse, and has taken a considerable share in the doings of his class. He comes to his new position highly recommended by those who have worked with him. Other Publications appointments so far made include those of Miss Phylis MacKay and Mr. Geoffrey Rid- dehough to be Associate Editors. Miss MacKay has done excellent work on this year's staff and it is very gratifying to those who have worked with her to know that she will be able to carry on as Senior Associate Editor. Her experience and capability will be of great value to the new Editorial Board. Mr. Riddehough has been one of this year's Literary Editors. He is a member of Arts '24 and is well known in his class as a brilliant student. Miss Sal lee Murphy is to be Feature Editor of next year's Ubyssey, The post is a new one, of editorial rank, and will involve general supervision of all "features" in the paper. Miss Murphy is the present Exchange Editor and has taken part in intercollegiate debating, Women's Oratorical contest and many other activities about the college. The Ubyssey extends its congratulations to these members of the new staff and feels confident that they will be able to keep the "rag" very much alive. WOMEN'S' LIT. DEBATE The Best Gift Ladies are particularly fond of a box of McDonald's Fine Chocolates. McDonald 888 Granville HBlock South of Capitol On Wednesday, March 15, the women of Arts '25 won for their class the honor of holding during next year the Shield given annually by the Women's Lit. for interclass debating. Miss Dorothy Murray and Miss Elsie Rilance of '25 defeated Miss Elaine Griffiths and Mrs. Ida Breeze of '23, the former upholding the negative and the latter the affirmative of the subject, "Resolved that India should secede from the British Empire and become a separate nation." Miss Griffiths and Mrs. Breeze maintained that the present system of government was not beneficial politically because a foreign governmental staff is bound to lose interest in the country, morally because it prevents the development of the manhood of the country, economically because it opposes free trade, and socially because it prevents the unification of the small states. They asserted, moreover, that India is not contented and that the masses of her people will never be satisfied until they have obtained freedom from British domination. Miss Murray and Miss Rilance, on the other hand, affirmed that India prefers British Government to the Brahmin tyranny which would result if she seceded from the Empire, and that British brains and British capital are necessary for the development of the country. They declared that what Britain has done for India does not warrant separation: she found the country disorganized, anarchistic, convulsed by internal struggles; and she has made it prosperous, peaceful, and united. Finally the speakers showed that, on account of the diversity of languages, the caste system, the political disunion, and the ignorance of governmental affairs prevailing among her people, India is totally unable to govern herself. RADICAL MOVEMENT SPREADING (Contributed) Advices received from B. C. graduates now in Eastern universities herald the inception of the "League for Industrial Democracy," whose purpose is "Education for a new social order based on production for public use and not for private profit." Sponsored by representative university men and women the League has made rapid progress in the last few months. Thriving and successful study and discussion groups have been formed in Harvard, Princeton, California, Yale, Wisconsin, Dartmouth, Columbia and Chicago. Nor have the women's colleges lagged behind. Vassar, Wellesly, Barnard and Radcliffe, undeterred by Vice- President Coolidge's fulminations in the "Delineator," have already taken the initiative in forming local branches of the League for Industrial Democracy. However, before considering the relation of the League to U.B.C. it would be well to look more closely into antecedents and ideals. There have been Liberal Clubs and Fabian Clubs and Primrose Leagues for years in the Old Country. In the larger universities of New England there has always prevailed an atmosphere more hospitable to new and at first unpopular ideas than in the smaller state universities of Canada and the American West. Harvard has had its Liberal Club for a long time. More recently branches of the Intercollegiate Socialist Society and of the National Security League have been established there. Similar organizations are to be found in every major American university and fill an accepted portion of student activities. Representatives of these various progressive and radical groups which have for years functioned untrammelled in the East met in conference last autumn, realized the essential identity of their goal and resolved to join hands in achieving it. It was from this conference that the League for Industrial Democracy was conceived. Its aims as stated are very general and all inclusive; they cover the activities of socialist and single taxer. They permit all students, what ever their particular affiliation for the moment may be, to cooperate in waking up the universities. It is some such organization as this that will take up the challenge to the youth of the country, as uttered by Mr. Chas. Rann Kennedy on Friday last. The founders of the League conceived of rendering some such service to the Canadian and American Labour movements as the Fabians and more recently the Guild Socialists have rendered to the British Labour movement. That there is the need and the opportunity for such conscious and intelligent effort cannot be denied. Hitherto the lack of such an agent has handicapped and retarded the development of the Canadian Labor movement. That the League can fill such a need is indisputable, provided only the young men and women of the universities are prepared to get behind it and give it support. Jusl Arrived! large shipment of Kenneth Durward Three-Piece Sport Suits $47.50 LEWIS PRESIDENT OF A.M.U.S. Mr. Hunter Lewis of Arts '23 has been elected by acclamation to the presidency of the Arts Men's Undergraduate Society. Mr. Lewis joined Arts '23 in their sophomore year, his education prior to that time having been obtained in Eastern schools and in the Army. He has been a busy man this last year as secretary of the Track Club and as president of the Junior class—a difficult post which he has ably filled. His many friends wish him all kinds of success in his new office. - Thos. Foster & Co. Ltd. (Fashion Craft Shop) One store only 514. Granville St. Stuff For Field Events Those who go in for Track and Field Meets are invited to take advantage of our experience in the selection and fitting of equipment. We'll not try to make decisions for you, but are glad to advise with men who are in the game now. Lisle Fraser - Sporting Goods Dealer Cor. Robson and Granville Streets When Wanting Nice Things to Eat CUSICK CAN SUPPLY YOUR WANTS Prom the very finest CaoeoUtaa. Home-made Candy, Ice Cream and Soft Drinki, Pastnea, and «ea Ilka, to the daintiest little Dinner and Leak* Lunch vo« ever ate. Make sure you fto to Cualck. Cor. Heather and Broadway, Wees THE UBYSSEY March 23rd, 1922 Langtry & Co. MERCHANT TAILOR Direct Importer of Poreign Woollens Sorts to Measure $25 up ESTABLISHED 16 YEARS Knowlton's Drug Store Is open all night for members of the 'Owl Club' or others. We fill your prescrip tions promptly and accurately 16 Hastings St., E., cor. Carrall Pnoae Sey. 6S6 STUDENTS! Try the . . BUNGALOW Cor. Dunsmuir and Seymour St. Easter Suits* When you think of your new suit for EASTER think of Turpin Bros., Ltd. Clothiers, Hattera aad Haberdashen 629 Granville St. MUSICAL SOCIETY (Continued from Page 1) The orchestra also deserves unstinted praise. Its three groups of selections were of a uniformly high standard, and they were entirely successful in conveying the subtle "atmosphere" which attaches to the pieces which they rendered. The audience was particularly delighted by the concluding number—the exotic "Egyptian Dance." The various elements of the orchestra harmonize with an ease and completeness that would be envied by many organizations of more veteran players. The audience could not be blind to the fact that both the orchestra and the glee clubs were indebted to their director, Miss Ida Morris, for much of their proficiency. In her conducting Miss Morris displayed admirable poise, as well as technique of the first order. One felt that a discord would scarcely be possible under her persuasive baton. The Society was assisted by three local artists of outstanding merit. Mr. J. D. A. Tripp displayed his customery mastery of the piano in the first group of his selections, and his second offering was in many respects the "piece de resistance" of the whole programme. This was the wonderful Hungarian Fantasy of Listz, and with Mr. Ira Swartz at the second piano, Mr. Tripp held his hearers enthralled by the dash and vigour of his playing, as well as by his technical accomplishments, which were entirely adequate for producing the required effect. Mrs. H. T. J. Coleman won an ovation at her first appearance before a University audience, which naturally feels a certain proprietory interest in her. Mrs. Coleman has a contralto voice of admirable power and range. Many of her notes are utterly satisfactory but an occasional touch of harshness was discernable. In her first song she challenged comparison with Clara Butt, who sang "Down Here" at her recent concert in this city. Mrs. Coleman showed sympathy as well as skill by the manner in which she handled the emotional force of this unusual little song. This was followed by "Who Knows," "A Little Song," and "I Passed By Your Window." Later Mrs. Coleman presented a song in which her gifts had an opportunity for full play. This was the moving "Cry of Rachel" and nobody could have failed to respond to Mrs. Coleman's interpretation, which was noteworthy for feeling and power alike. The third soloist, Miss Jessie Adam, a former student of the University, was heard in "The Blackbird," and as an encore she gave Mana Zucca's whimsical "Big Brown Bear." This is generally considered a suitable The Literary Corner Party Slippers for Young Collegians To be consistent in the adopting of the Slogan—"Vancouver* Smartest Shoe Store" we carry the smartest styles and give a service in keeping. Take for instance Party Slippers— and we include footwear for both sexes. You'll always find us right up to the minute in Correct models. So we invite the Young College Ladies and the Young College Gentlemen to make "Ingledcw's" their shoe headquarters. The quality—the fit—the style—the prices of your shoes, will appeal to your good judgment in every instance. THE INGLEDEW SHOE CO. 6« QKANVILM ST. CERTAINTY So sure you were that August afternoon, So certain of the splendour and the strife, And so impatient of the sober tune I sang, in echo of your Hymn to Life. "Here's surety," you said. "One hope —the Truth, "Here's Life and Love, and flowers, and flaming skies And then the night " Oh, the courageous eyes! The dear, unsmiling certainty of youth! How should you know that Life was but a jest Of senile gods, for whom no jest can stale; That Hope was vain desire; and Love a name For drivelling endearments, and the shame Of foolish, furtive kisses. . . ? Well, the best Is yours, for Death—Death does not change, nor fail. song for a basso voice, and it had a peculiar piquancy and charm in Miss Adam's limpid soprano. The audience was enchanted, and recalled Miss Adam emphatically, not being content untill she repeated the song. In general, one can only express satisfaction at the remarkable quality of the music provided by the club. All the arrangements were perfectly carried out; one can only criticise such unimportant and unavoidable defects as the raucous cry of the bellboys in the adjacent parts of the hotel, which seemed fated to come at most inappropriate moments. Also it is a pity that when the club went to the trouble of having the words of the glees printed on the programme, these words should not correspond with those occurring in the songs. But it is quite unnecessary to harp upon such trivialities. Rather let it be said that at its sixth concert the Musical Society has surpassed its previous successes and helped to convince the discriminating section of the public that the University stands for all that is best in aesthetic study, and does not confine itself to promise, but achieves also a very considerable measure of performance. ARTS '24 HIKED The best part of the Arts '24 hike was not the advance write-ups. True, the weather might have been a little improved, but "the spirit of the troops was excellent," and from first to last there was not a dull moment. The hotel was reached about 3.30 and while some resorted to dancing others surrounded the fireplace and contributed a flow of repartee that scintillated with pyrotechnic regularity. By 5 o'clock even Jack's eloquence could not restrain the hungry mob and supper was prepared. It was not a particularly silent meal. Afterwards marshmallows were toasted, and the dancing resumed. At 8 o'clock the return hike commenced. The skies had cleared and the walk was delightful. In fact the whole affair was so conspicuously successful that another is being planned for after the exams. Here's hoping it is held and that Miss Peck can be persuaded to act again as chaperone. •99 Broadway W. Phone Bay. 90* JOHN SHEARER, M.A. PRIVATE TUTOR Office Hours 10:00 a.m. to 3:0* p.m. Midway Pharmacy Cor. Broadway and Heather St W. H. Caldwell, Prop. Phone Fair. 84a PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY Exercise Books Looseleaf Covers and Refills Waierman's Pens Eversharp Pencils BtnbmfB (HbUUvxu ▼ Lunches and Teas Catering Dance Suppers Special Dinner - 45c. Special Lunch - 26c. Dishes from 10c up A. Walter, Mgr. J. W. Foifter Limited TWO STORES Society Brand Clothe* Shop Rogers Bldg., 450 Granville Fit-Reform Wardrobe 345 Hastings Street, Wert Clothet for Yotag Ife» aai Mea Wko Stay Tout Policy: Further Fussing oty? GlUrtiira pros Circulation: Rapid Volume 1—Page Tide; No, Divorced liPOSTERSi and Commercial ILLUSTRATING .: Reasonable Rates: G. A. BUTLER Bayview 78 X WANTED:- 75 SENIORS ■ To have their photos taken at Bridg man's this week. Phone Sey. 1949 KING EDWARD GROCERY Prloes Right Quality Right Service Right Brick Ice Cream any flavor. Black cover Ex. Book T (oppbiite King Edward Hiih School) Bay. 205 2749 Oak St. Phone F. 1780 Res. B.2884Y Broadway West Petty Larceny HAVE YOU SEEN THEM Johnnie was sent away to the Home for Feeble Minded but was returned when the doctor's examination graded him only "Subnormal." Willie was explaining John's return to little Bob:— "Y'see, Johnnie was sent away to be an idiot but he couldn't pass so they brought him home." Now listen for some dyspeptic Prof to remark: "Johnnie next came to University.". •. »■ Idle Tears Holding her close to him, he gazed into the unfathomable depths of her lovely eyes. Acute anxiety was written in every line of her face. A sigh seemed to rend her being with its intensity, while she gazed into his manly face as if to read his very soul: For long minutes they sat thus, neither speaking, each gazing into the other's eyes. "Yes," said the occulist at last, "one eye is seriously affected, and if not treated immediately, will develop a decided squint." I Say 'ere Some professors are so inconsistent that with them it is not even "Do as I say." At least if you do you are wrong. oozoo There once was a man who for hiccough Tried all the known cures he could piccough, j And the best without doubt I As at last he found out [Is warm water and salt in a ticcough. THE LITTERARY CORNER We noticed in last week's beloved Ubyssey the following lines on "Moonlight": " Behind the western hills First shyly peeping thru the leafy screen Then rising slowly in her majesty She floods the sea with glory." . . . . For "truth of color" of equal merit we suggest the following: 'Twas midnight, and the setting sun Was rising in the west, The rapid river slowly runs The frog is on his nest, The pensive goat and sportive cow Hilariously hop from bough to bough. The swimmers deserve great credit. They continue after their arder has been dampened. (See write-up.) Swimming is also the cleanest sport. Jimmie Daw Finny says that you can't blow footnotes on a shoehorn but the only way you will ever blow bank notes is on your own horn. "Hot Stuff," said the young lady as she stuck her finger in the soup. Do I hear some one echo, "But not at the cafeteria." Right. Calf: "What is the most nervous thing in the world next to a girl?" Lester: "Me next to a girl." IMMORTALITY The paper is rotten, at least so they said, The paper is rotten, the ppaer is dead; Then sadly it happened—the paper was late: They worked themselves up to a heluva state— "Oh, where is that paper? we paid them our mon, We like the dark shade and we will not be done." 'Tis funny, 'tis funny, the moralist said, They will have that paper yet the paper is dead. OFFICE DOG. Lady Listereen Elveson Larden It is delightfully refreshing in the rush of modern life to find someone who still clings to the good old fashioned ideas. Lady Listereen is nothing if not a member of the school which values dignity above rubies. Not for her the short skirt and bobbed hair of the modern flapper. Nay, rather has she clung to a simple sports costume warranted to. preserve the' morals even of the pigs. She is a woman of opinions, all of which are invariably sound. Sympathy with modernism is not among them, but who when perceiving in Lady Elveson-Larden the flower of the old regime can wish that her calm should be ruffled by any such innovations ? INTERVIEW Last week we visited the Geology lab. and tried to get an interview with Mr. Crickmay. He was too busy to talk to us but we iound that he had a listening microscope to try to find the difference between wood and stone. Johnnie Walker was trying to strike the dip of a cathedral fault in an octohedrl "gnice" of a neolithic blatherscite. Paul was playing leap frog with the "Dynosours" in the glass case. Speaking of Quadrupeds in a china shop Molly was manicuring the fingernails of Cro Magnon and waxing Gibbon's mustache. Say (it with flowers) was oiling the floor to find the mean density of floor wax. Emmons was trying to remember the last four questions Dr. Uglow asked him and at the same time answer the first. Cosine was imbibing the atmosphere without any difficulty. He uses the saturation system. The Meeting—Friday Noon The quality of Respectability is not strained. If the speaker had been introduced by the Social Science Club he would have been hailed as—well use your recent experience in making a conclusion. "What's in a name." He: "Do you believe in free love?" She: "Ah shucks, take me to the movies first."—Queen's Journal. Next week this paper will publish another sheet to celberate the arrival of another spring—the 16th this week. We are informed that at the last meeting two members of the Historical Society turned it into the Hysterical society. April Zephyrs Oh let's forget the silly fret about examinations, The looloo bird is sweetly stirred to morbid incantations. The April sun has just begun his pilgrimage of glory The college roof is waterproof—but that's another storey. Now I would like to take a hike of juvenile proportions Where I can swear without a care for diaphragm contortions. The summer woods have got the goods for simian invaders So come along aud join our throng, we are the first free traders. New Shoes for Men $6.85 Introducing Spencer's "FOOT MOULDS" a special style boot built for us, comprising four, real, up-to-date lasts; every one a fiiter. These shoes ate made in widths from B to D and sizes 5 to 12, so.that almost every foot can be correctly fitted. Made of rich, dark brown; also medium and black calfskin, with light or medium weight soles; also heaay winter weight bottoms; genuine Goodyear welted process. For this grade of footwear you have been paying $to to $12, and we feature them as a concrete illustration of Spencer's price-adjusting policy, and have marked them dL*-C Q C to sell at »|>O.OJ David Spencer Ltd. REX CAFE 692 Broadway West Pastries and Confectionery Hot Meal« Served A. S. Whidden, Prop. DON'T My parents told me not to smoke— I don't. Nor listen to a naughty joke— I don't. They made it clear I must not wink At pretty girls, nor ever think About intoxicating drink; I don't. To dance or flirt is very wrong, I don't. Or mingle with the glittering throng. I don't. I kiss no girls—not even one. I really don't know how it's done; You wouldn't think I have much fun. I We wonder if the Klu Klux KUn methods wouldn't cure some of the profs who insist on lecturing till 5 minutes after the hour. Well, what's that I m^ 8 THE UBYSSEY March 23rd, 1922 In Other Colleges Suspension from the University until August, 1922, is the penalty which a junior in the College of Commerce will pay for mutilating a Library book, according to a decision reached by the Undergraduate Student Affairs Committee. The case was referred to the Affairs Committee by the Library officials. The student involved appeared before the committee and confessed that he had cut a page from Lloyd's Register, a book which he was using in gathering material for a report. In mftk™g its recommendation of suspension to the President, the committee stated that the decision was based on the'following considerations: "1. That there must, be something radically wrong in the attitude of a student who could cut a page from a Library book without even stopping to think that it was the wrong wing to da. *$. That, ibecavse of the educational aaaibits and other publicity carried on during the past two years in a campaign to check the mutilation of •Malta, there is no excuse for a junior Irtjtttont not knowing that it was •*.. That tite mutilation of a book, involving as it does the destruction of public property, is a. most serious offttkie ana tint the practice must be stopped by severe punishment before it ■steam a menace to the Library." The fiijiaa mil of the committee's decision in tans ease is subject only to the approval of the President. President Barrows approved the recommendations of the present committee.—The Daily Californian. EASTERN CO-EDS CRAVE CAMPUS SMOKING ROOM Wanted—Exclusive smoking parlors by New York University co-eds. And from all indications it looks as if they will get them, that is if mere male opposition from the assistant dean can be overcome. Feminine members of the faculty are sympathetic and predict -a fully equipped "ladies' smoking-room" by next year. Needless to say, co-ed leaders are all enthusiastic now that the craze has come to light. For a long time they have felt that fragile feminine nerves, frayed by long hours over the books, should be soothed by use of cigarettes, and now they have come into the limelight with their war cry that "smoking rooms will be a boon to feminine higher education." And maybe it isn't so bad to be "just like the men." ARTS '23. HIKE Arts *23 will have, their postponed hike to Capilano on Saturday next. The time of leaving will be announced by means of the notice boards. There need be no fear of threatening clouds, for there is shelter at the Capilano Hotel, an excellent dancing floor and a cosy fireplace. The Juniors are looking forward to another successful outing. MR. AND MRS. KENNEDY (Continued from Page 1) Mr. Kennedy spoke at some length about his own experiences with a Community Theatre at Millbrook, N. Y. He said that his own and his wife's work there had had very satisfactory results and had proved a great help to the community at large. "To be sure," as he explained, "Mill- brook is especially fortunate in having an excellent Girls' school with a large faculty and in being only 15 miles from Vassar. The shop-keepers also are of the better class, and as it is a great hunting place and blessed with excellent golf courses, there are people on the various estates all year round. As a result of this large and mixed audience the players are able to present one performance eight or nine times in their own village. In this way much valuable experience is gained." Mr. Kennedy is rather opposed to the method now. in favor of amateurs working up one performance and playing it only a very few times. He believes that this method is not the best for training young players. An amateur player must know his audience, especially if he is playing comedy, for he must learn how to "take the laughs" that his comic lines are intended to bring. Playing only a few times can not give the experience necessary for wis. Mr. Kennedy said, however, that he realized that in an institution such as this where the study of the drama is not a primary matter, much of the work must of necessity be done in this way. That the work of the Community Theatre has really good results has been proved in his theatre at Mill- brook, stated Mr. Kennedy. The effect of this better class of plays on the audiences at Millbrook was very marked. Farmers, carpenters, shopkeepers and many others who had not had the slightest interest in the drama found themselves attending and even enjoying Greek drama. First, for the sheer beauty of the singing and dancing and for the thrill of the melodrama, and later for the amazing fact that they realized that these plays were very worth while. Mr. Kennedy said that the Little Theatre is taking over the real function of American drama by furnishing the public with plays of real merit interpreted with feeling and skill. Broadway will soon cease to be the real home of the drama and the theatre-going public of America will not only be found in the large cities but scattered all over the country and largely composed of people who have never seen the inside of a real professional theatre. After Mr. Kennedy had concluded speaking, Mrs. Kennedy read two of Shakespeare's sonnets, and "The Mercy Speech" from The Merchant of Venice, this latter at her husband's request. Then she delighted the audience with the description of the building of the Church of Humanity, from her husband's play, "The Servant in the House." As it was St. Patrick's day she gave "The Ode," by O'Shaughnessy, which was very much appreciated. These selections rendered with such beauty of gesture and intonation, although only too new to some of the audience, were vastly enjoyed. Although he said that he considered it a "mid-Victorian impertinence," Dr. Sedgewick moved a vote of thanks to Mr. Kennedy and Miss Matthison, which was seconded by Miss K. M. Portsmouth. The Players' Club deserve great credit for enabling the student body to hear these world-famous artists, and also they are to be congratulated on the excellent way in which the affair was handled. That annoying going in and out which unfortunately characterizes so many of our noon- hour lectures was not allowed as the doors were shut promptly at 12.05. SIGMA DELTA KAPPA The last meeting of the society was held on March 17 in the auditorium. The officers chosen were the logical contenders for their positions. Mr. Howard Goodwin, Arts "24, was elected president, and to support him were chosen Miss H. MacGill, '25, vice-president; John Burton, '24, secretary-treasurer; John Schaffer, '25, publicity manager; Miss Elaine Griffiths, '23, women's rep., and G. Martin, '25, men's rep. Prof Sage was selected honorary president. Mr. Black, the retiring president, called on Mr. "Jock" Kirby, presiding officer of 1921 to address the meeting. He congratulated the society on its increase in numbers. After this rousing speech Mr. J. Kania, '25, rendered a violin selection, accompanied by Miss E. Lock- ard, '25. The business meeting over, the benches were put aside and a dance was the order of the evening. The dancing went on until midnight—to the enjoyment of not only those who attended the meeting but also of a considerable number who had been in the stackroom and the library earlier in the evening. DOROTHY WALSH ELECTED After a closely contested election last Monday, Miss Dorothy Walsh, Arts '23, was elected secretary of the Alma Mater Society. Miss Walsh has behind her much experience and an enviable reputation; the Council next year will benefit, in addition, by her freshness of outlook and her practical grasp of affairs. In her Freshman year she won the Women's Oratorical Contest; as a Sophomore she was secretary of Arts '23 and Vice-President of the Sigma Delta Kappa. During the last year the Women's Literary Society has benefited by her common sense and practicality; in her position as secretary she gave much time to the awakening of new interest in women's public speaking. Under her direction and infallible taste the Literary Corner of the Ubyssey has achieved an extremely high standard and added an enviable year to its growing tradition. Her splendid speaking ability recently won her a place on the premier team of the Women's Intercollegiate Debates. Miss Walsh's originality, and experience should be invaluable assets to next year's Council and a livening agency in the conduct of its affairs. The "Ubyssey" extends to the new secretary its best wishes for a successful year in a rather arduous position. NURSING ELECTION The annual meeting of the Nursing Society was held at the Nurse's Home on the evening of March 14. A report of the year's work was read. The degree to be awarded graduates from this University has been finally settled as B. A. Sc. (Nursing). This point has been widely discussed among the various Universities giving the course. The election of officers took place and the following have been elected for the next session: Hon. Pres., Miss Johns, R.N.; President, Miss Bea Johnson; Vice-Pres., Miss Bonnie Gill; Secretary, Miss Dot Taylor; Treasurer, Miss Helen Bennet; Lit. Rep., Miss Marion Fisher. The officers were elected in such a way that three shall be students from the University and two from those in training at the Hospital, and in this manner closer association may be made. S. C H. A general meeting of the Girls' S. C. M. was held on Thursday last to review the work of the session and elect officers for next year. The secretary-treasurer reported that five Bible Study groups have carried on discussion during the year and the interest and enthusiasm shown in these meetings augurs well for next year. Financially the S.C.M. exceeded its most sanguine hopes for it has been able to contribute two hundred dollars towards the national expenses and has still fifty dollars to its credit here. It was decided at the meeting to make personal subscriptions to raise funds, so any who care to help can give their donation to some member of the executive. The following officers were elected for the coming term: Pres., Jessie Casselnran; Vice-Pres., Mildred Os- terhout; Sec.-Treas., Ruby Riley; Business Committee, Mary Bulmer, Dorothy Murray and Eleanor Ormrod. At a public meeting of the S. C. M. held Monday noon, Miss Bollert gave an interesting address on "The Bible As a Textbook in English." She spoke of the appalling ignorance prevalent regarding the Bible, and then quoted from several eminent scholars to prove its worth as the most majestic piece of English literature. In spite of this it is now studied less than it has been at any time since the Reformation. The usual excuse is lack of time. Miss Bollert then put the pertinent question, "Do we study it more in the holidays?" Circumstances do not always alter cases. 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