 The Ubyssey
XXXIV
VANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, MARCH 4, 1052
5 CENTS
NO. 55
'TWEEN CLASSES
Education
Debate
Wed'day
PARLIAM1NTARY Forum sponsors a debate on "Resolved that
University does not educate" on
Wednesday noon, in Arts 100. The
•speakers are Les Armour, idltor
of the Ubyssey for the affirmative, and Mary Southin, law student, president of the campus Conservative Club for the negative.
There will he plenty ot time foi
discussion from the floor,
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FRI I noon hour sports movies
Wedi in Physics »M). This week
Olympic (ind British Empire Games Swimming displays.
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OOLF MUTING will be held on
■Tuesday, March 4 (today) at noon
in the Men's Clubroom of the
Brock.
Vancouver Art oaiiery win
present "What to look for in «»»-*
•tract and surrealist art" an illustrated talk by Rene Boux «t Wednesday  Open   Night,   March   6.
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IF YOU MitMD this Spring's
first Alumni Fireside on February 17 and featuring Dr. Wm. C
Gibson — you rsaljy missed a rare
treat. However, there are three
more programs planned, each of
whioh promises to be equally Interesting and enjoyable.
They are as follows: March 2—
Prof. Alex Weinman, Slavonics
Studies, March 16—Prof. Fred Soward, March 30—Dt. Gordon M.
Shrum. These affairs start at 8
p.m. in Brock Hall. Hope to see
there.
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VAMITV OUTDOOR CLUi will
hold rteetidiwf&rteit year's executive Wednesday noon in Engineering »00. All members are asked te
attend.
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H. ft. MsoMILLAN Lectureship
aeries will be held 12:30 p.m, Tuesday, March 4 in Room 100 Biological Sciences Bldg. Speaker is
W. D. Kagenstein, BSF, MP, Forest Engineer. Topic will be Tree
Farms.
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BIITHOVIN't   FIFTH   Sonata
(in F Major) will be presented by
Mr. Harry Adaskin In his series
of Beethoven Sonatas at noon today In Hut M-l.
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JAZZ SOCIETY presents Uie illustrious Jack Kyle of CKWX today at noon in stage room of
Brock HaU. Mr. Kyle will speak
on some aspect of modern jazz.
Members are urged to turn out
with nominations for pending elections.
—Fhoto by Ren Meek
STARRING IN THE PLAYERS' Club lavish spring production "Much Ado Abqut Nothing" we Joanna Walker
and Bob Woodward who play the quarrelsome lovers Bea- #
trice and Benedict. Complete with a large cast and extra-
vagant costumes 'Much Ado,'*' March 19 io 22, will be bne-
of the most colorful Players Club productions in the past
five years.
Professors, Student
Survey Thf Arts
By CHUCK COON
Solutions to the manifold problems facing Canadian writers,
artists and actors were proposed by a dramatic director, a poet,
an abstract artist and a student at the final meeting of the
Massey report series Friday.   *
Prof. Earle ftirtfey, Miss Dorothy Bom&tset, Prof. B. C. Binning
and John de Wolfe discussed the
Maasqy (Report proposal for a
"Canadian Council , for the encouragement of the arts, letters,
humanities and social sciences"
with power to grant financial subsidies.
Speaking for Canadian literature, author Earle Birney outlined
tl|e problems faced by a Canadian
writer. Because the country ls so
large, he can gefto know Canada
only at considerable expense.
This "moving around" to meot
other Canadians and other Canadian writers |h essential, he said.
Prof, niniey also noted the lack
of bookstores and adequate libraries. Most Canadian magazines
of serioiB nature are "continually
on the verge of bankruptcy,'' he
said.
LITTLE   MAQAZINE8
Me suggested that subsidies be
paid  the "little magazines"   (such
UBC Delegates Needed
Fifth ISS Seminar
Applications are npw available for the fifth annual ISS
Seminar to be held this year in India, May 28 to July 2.
Delegates,   transportation    (fly ■*-■
ing)   expenses,   books,   room   end
board will be paid by the ISS, so
Radsoc Studio
Qn Display
As part of the Open House activities at the University of British
Columbia planned for the week of
March.3 to 8, the University Radio
Society h**s set aside Wednesday,
March ii, I'or its own annual open |
house, as its studios in tho Sputli j
Basement of  Hrock   Hall. I
Radio starr will be on hand at.
all tlm;*s to demonstrate station
operation, and to point out. die ad*!
vancos und improvements which
have taken place during thu pnst
year.
RCAF  Plays
Tho  Tactical  Croup   Hand   from j
Edmonton, one of the out.stsindiuu
service  hi.nds  of  tiie   nation,   will:
give a concert In the Armouries at
noon   on   Wednesday.   Admission,
will be tree.
that selection can be made 0:1 the
basis of ability rather than financial resources.
Selection is based on leadership ability, academic record
and interest In public and International affairs. One condition for applicants Is that they
plan to return to UBC in the
fall.
For* flirt her information, students
should apply at the ISS Office
IIH2 behind Brock or phone KK
011:!I. Headline Ih March l!i.
Purpos" of the annual seminar
is to lirlnn together a representative uroup or university students
und professors from various countries I'or 11 four-week prouruni of
lecture iiinl discussion. Lust yo'tr
the conference- wus held nei'.r Ot
tiuvii, with S7 delegates from 12
different cenntries of Europe. Asia
und North America participating.
About. Ii.:lf of (lie student part.lcl
pants \v*M*e Canadians. They cihk*
from l!i major uiiiversiiies and
colleges of Canada. William Antis
and Ivan I'Vllliuni wore l.'H(."n delegates to the   ul meet.
as PM)--Wr *ftf«t#r their growth.
Scholarships for creative writers
and national literary awards
"worth real money" would do
much towards creating a real Canadian literary culture, Prof. Birney concluded, ^
The^ well-known theatrical director, Dorothy Somerset, spoke on
behalf af The Canadian theatre.
"We In theatre are turning
round and round in circles, a circle of mediocrity," Miss Somerset
satd.
Some judicious "pump-priming'*
from the government trea'suYy
would enable theatre to break
the cli'cl,*, she suggested.
"We hoed a national professional theatre in Canada to enable
actors to devote all their creative
talents '.0 acting." She suggested
a minimum guarantee against deficit for travelling companies bo
that creative standards would not
have to depend entirely upon high
box office returns.
OUTSIDE TRAINING
Miss Somerset ^lso expressed
hope that some day Canadian actors would not have to go outside the country to get the raining they need.
Prof. B. C, Binning, prominent
H.C. artist, satd he was astounded
at how little Europeans and Americans, and ^ven Canadians knew
about Canudfun painting, archltec
aire and sculpture.
lie called tor the setting up of
Hie Canada Council to help put
Canadian arts and artists "In world
circulation."
Prof. Hlnulng suggested a solution for "that popular parlor game
called What is a Canadian?"
should come from Canadian artists, dramatists, etc. "Let the Canadian artist, through Ills particular medium. Interpret Canada to
Canadians,"  he  said. '
NO   PAY
"I'Tom peryiural experience, I
know Ilia, painting does not pay
iu Canada, Ctovernniont assistance
would encourage Canadian'artists,"
Prof, ninnlng said.
Speukliig ou behalf "of all the
■arts*" hSK presidifnt. John de
Wolfe urged UHC students to support the "recommendations for a
Canadian Council and a series of
subsidies for the fine arts.
Since ti.ero Is no adetpuito triil'u-
i:ig in the arts, and since artists
receive little recognition, monetary
or otherwise, Canada loses many of
her creative people despite widespread immigration.
New
Formed On Campus
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ISS OH THE PROM
FOR NEW CHAIRMAN
The position of ISS chairman Is now open for nominations. All applicants should
hand their papers Into the 188
Office   HB2  behind  irock.
Information may be obtained
at the 188 Office er by phoning  KE 0031.
To Eliminate Evils Of
Greek Letter Societies
A ftew organization is being formed on the campus in competition to the present fraternities, it was learned today from
reliable sources.
"The group will eliminate the evils of the Greek Letter
Societies, but utilize their advantages," a spokesman said.
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Conference
Homeless
Over 100 high school students
will 'be left out in the cold
this weekend unless Vancouver  householders  open  theu
doors.
Of the 180 representatives from
all over RC, 106 are1 still homeless, or will be on Friday and Saturday of this week. If yon have
my room at your house, please,
contact the AMS oflfce of Do* Mc
Callum.
This year's conference promises
to be the biggest yet, with 33 high
schools participating. The delegates are going to get a real bird
's-eye view of the campus in action, since the Conference is in
conjunction  with Open  House.
Out-of-towners will be taken on
a tour of Vancouver as well as
seeing UBC.
Forum Rejects
Govt.
A ^arllamentery Forum audience
Thursday emphatically rejected a
government bill stating that "A
Preventive War ls Necessary."
Iu presenting • the bill to the
meeting, the Prime Minister, Law
student Ian Seymour, maintained
that If Western civilization was
to survive and spread to less-enlightened countries, lt must wage
a preventive war with Soviet Russia. He said that world government was the dream of all men,
but It could only be achieved
through war. War was tnevltabfe,
Mr. Seymour felt, so we should
pick the time.
Hpeakluqi for the opposition, Rod
Young, former M.P. and prominent
OCP member, maintained that a
preventative war would only lead
to total destruction of both parties.' Over half the world's population Is destitute and illiterate, he
said, and the only hope for peace
were measures to relieve these con
dttlons.
"If the government # would reverse its ratio ot expenditures,
and'spend 3 billion dollars on economic measures and only 20 million dollars on the sending of arms
to Europe, we wtwld not have another Korea in Europe," claimed
the opposition leader.
"Tlioro will lie no racial or reil-
gioun discrimination, nor will the
cost be siitrh to eliminate any student who wants to join. Admission
to membership will be determined
by a 5o per cent vote instead of by
:. blackball." he said.
*
In order to keep the group small
tliere will be a constitutional upper limit ol about 40, but If there
should lie sufficient Interest, additional chapters will be formed.
SCARLET RING
The new "fraternity'' Intends to
call themselves the "Scarlet Ring."
The costs of the group will be
at a minimum since there are no
national dues to pay. The only fees
that will be collected will be occasional assessments to cover programs aproved by the members.
"In effect there should be no
financial bars to membership," the
spokesman said.    *
"By eliminating the blackball
system no person will be barred
from membership because of a
few racially discriminate individuals," he said.
FOR FELLOWSHIP
The, purpose of the group is fellowship, stimulation of thought,
and to further the interests of the
University   of   British   Columbia.
The spokesman did not state
whether the fraternity intends lo
constitute itself under the inter-fraternity Cbuncll or whether It will
*eek direst recognition from the
Senate.
.None of the charter members
have yet been revealed, and the
excutlve lias not yet been elected,
the spokesman said.
WINSOME Barbara Neilson is this week's entry
in Filmsoc's beauty on ike
spot contest. Barbara is at
present a third years arts
student, says she hopes to
go on into journalism.   -
Student Art
Sought
For Show
The Visual Arts Club Is planning a six-week lecture and film
series to start March 7th with u
program of four short films on Art.
specially ordered from the Canadian Film Institute in Ottawa.
lecturers will Include Jack
Shadbolt, Mrs. Stewart Oalafres
and D. Morris. Mr. Shadl)<flt, is
an instructor at Vancouver Art
School, Mr. Morris Is curator
of the Vancouver Art Gallery and
Mrs. Oalafres is a well-known authority on*ballet. Exact* dates wli!
be published later next week.
Teachers In
ia
Scored
A Canadian who spent twe
years teaching in Ethiopia
used some harsh words Sunday to describe North American educators in the country.
Speaking at the final International House national dinner at
Acadia camp, II. T. Patton cited
an American college.graduate who
had to be corrected by his Ethiopian students on tho spelling, of a
five-lettered word as example ot
the TeaUhre of some teachftW" responsible for education of Ethiopia's  youth. ....'..' "
lt will be some time before Ethiopians are happily free of pttl"
help, he predicted. But wlth^the
tremendous eagerness of Ethiopia n students to learn, he stfttefl,
thoy are progressing In 'spite Jit
ns.
Startling combination of "Ttot-
cakes, tigs and clove spiced cot*
tape, cheese introduced the International House to the Ethiopian
topic.
I,end ing off tho speakers, Agriculture student lialitu ICshete outlined the development, of government In Ethiopia from emergence
ml' the empire to acccndency of
Halle Selassie.
TOMORROW NIGHT
T
Big Boxing Show Set
t By ALEX MacGILLIVRAY
(Ubyssey Managing Editor)
"The biggest show on the campus,"
That's what they've called it for years and Director of
Intramural Athletics Dick Penn says that this year's annual
boxing and wrestling finals will be well worth that particular label.
"It Is really going to be good," beamed huge, rugged Penn,
yesterday afternoon.
"The show will no 'tomorrow night starting at seven o'clock,"
said t'IU"s most popular athletic head," and there'll he wrasslin'
first  anil  then  the box lug."
Klglif big bouts an* lined up ami the foulest nuts an** some <>f-
thc finest on the campus.
Humiliation.-* in both fields are winding up tonight.
lloxeiN will be shooting for the "Varsity Hoy" trophy awarded
annifally.
Tickets are obtainable at the new gym office.
Planning Big Show Page Two
THE UBYSSEY
Tuesday, March 4, 1952
THE
MEMBER CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESS
Authorized as second class mall by tbe Post Office bept. Ottawa. Stu*
dent sul»crlptlortrtt.2iJ per year (Included In AMS fees*. Mail Btrtworlp-
ttpO 12.00 per year. Single copies five cents. Published throughout the
University year by the Student Publications Board of the Alma Mater
Sooiety, University of British Columbia. Editorial opinions expressed
herein are those of the editorial staff of tho Ubyssoy, and not necessarly
those of the Alma Mater Society or ot the University.
Offices in Brock Hall For display adyertlsiijj
: Phone ALma 1624 • Phone AUnft 3J53
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF' LES ARMOUH
Executive Bdltor—Allan floldsmith, Managing Kditor—Alex MacQillivray
News Bdltor, V. Fred BMfIraki City Edftnr* Mike Ryan; CUP Editor,
jhells Kearns; Women's Editor, Floreuce McNeil; Copy Editors, Jean
Imith; Diteetor of Photography Bruce Jaffray; Senior Editors; Myra
OfMn, Elsie Oortoat, Joe Schleslnger; Editorial Writers: Chuck Coon
|||'-Dot Auerbach.
Utters te the Editor should- be restricted to 160 words. The Ubyisty
riMrves tho right to cu» letters and csnnot guarantee te publish all
lottsrs reoelved.
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mw_m mm\*$
thtetpretive Dances
thrill Crific
' '  *mmt¥«mf&..t.
The Modern Dance Club, un|«| tile lpa4*rstiip of instructor
Marjorie'filler, thrilled a'eap|^ '<£$$$ fc W^iW^W
Monday noon with an exhibition o|'if$f*p^ip IfMW $W?W'
, danceia moving woodenly in
i|»i|^|.>fl- pi the audience's fnr|-
v#$fp'   'tjgj     |pat-J|ulters
jjeif Cla~M(k4
nr rIOSE ol you who attended the series of discussions on
I  the recommendations of the Massey Report last week
were treated td a display of some wit and earnestness of the
greatest artistic brains in Canada.
IfHt the nppa-hour lectins talks were more than that.
flff were a dramatisation of some oi the greatest problems
fycing Canadian jfpj)}? tpday.
The Massey Report, perhaps the greatest Canadian docu-
p*nt since the British J%th America Act, deals with many
l^|J|pid|a^ Ufe. Thf ones discussed last week Were
qf most enncerq to university people — government
rsbips for df^erv^nj students and government aid to
"    Af ,'iffimi$% students, it is our duty to know what the
IffHty Report is and what Its recommendations are.
We are also the lofical group of Canadians to see that
the raommendations ol the report do not suffer the fate of,
ao many Royal Commissions whose findings are eagerly an-
tlc^pited, enthusiastically discussed, and ultimately forgot-
 The Massey Report affects us and our progeny alike. If
w# do. not see to it that the government institutes its recommendations, there is little hope for the arts in Canada.
UBC studenta have proved before that they can take
nf (ten into their own hands and get results.
Now is the time for action.
Letters to Members of Parliament and others government official* in Ottawa will help the government put the
Massey recommendations into effect—but only if they are convinced there is real need for national scholarships, subsidies
for the arts, a national library, etc.   ,
THe UBC Fine Arts Committee and the LSE have proven
to us that there is a need for these measures.
Now it is up to us.
The story of the Massey series will be carried from coast
to coast in Canada via the Canadian University Press so that
nil university students of this country will know the effort we
Wjr Setting %th in support of the Massey Report.
Tuum est.
mmm
GUEST EDITORIAL
Last Oufpost
M
ONTREAL (CUP)—Below is reprinted an editorial by
Mr. Gerard Pillion, editor of LePevoir and honorary
pirqsident of the Canadian University Press. The editorial was
oyteinally written for the new CUP Handbook which is to be
published by Le Quartier Latin df the University of Montreal.
wmt'       *
College newspapers are the last bastions of journalistic
freedom which remain in Canada.
Canadian press is perhaps freer today than it has ever
been, but its journalists are less free than ever.
The majority of daily papers and a large number of the
weeklies are the enterprises of'prosperous business. They are,
besides, in the hands of businessmen who run them for profit. They are run for financial motives. Like all commercial
enterprises which meet obligations and dividends Canadian
papers are free.
But journalists are a different case. They arc pen-
pushers. They do not exist for themselves, they exist for
their newspapers. They are a part of production, like raw
materials and power.
They do not write to express ideas, even less their own
ideas, but only the ideas of the publisher, if he has any. They
are in the service of a commercial establishment which demands that they please the customers. They are very good
clerks and salesmen.
The university newspapers remain among those rare
publications which allow free expression of ideas. They
are not in the service of a political party, even less at the
mercy of special interests. They don't exist for money,
they do not have to pay dividends. They express good
ideas and sometimes foolish ones. Both are necessary, for
both signify freedom of opinion.
The program, highlighted by
very effefcti've lighting and
mood music, was opened by
Slhitatlon in Movement In
whioh a group of dancers offered a greeting to the audience. This was foUowed by
Frosted. JSJiytlims. The ' program-rfcads, "fantasies on shim-
; mwinf,' starlit ice,!  »ltluH|||S.\-
the Resemblance W8B more of
inebriate;!  calves  on  cracHed
--tee.-      .      _ '  ;  "   '	
The   Syncopated   Toy   Shop *"
dance was very effective, the
' i
.  temm ft- t|f Mftu.* * *N!M»
.. sMe' *^Wc| nut^w Mie" com-
m jr!»? -w W Ww? m
hfr fiajaf,    0
W* ff.fr- Wf
B»b fcoosniore's original
poem, K-MC2, was read by Dr.
Karl Birney and tfle chore-
graphy and solo was done by
Jan Crafter. Robert explained
'before the performance that he
wrote the poem while reflecting upon tiie wbes df the
world. The poem is an attempt
to express what he felt at the
lime. Miss Crafter made up-In
enthusiasm what she lacked
in finesse.
"Takakaw    Falls"    a poem
written by Earle Birney, was
interpreted   by   Marjorie   Mil-
' ler. MIsb Miller managed to get
the idea across to the audience
|n no v}iicer>ath terms, pirney
tiie   waterfall in question  he
^..t^itUi vmrp- tf m tM$-
||e "fntep||l| .syftjiolip^ '|he
' «I'-Hw" Mutt mNHH-
The strbam flows down to
the sea, the water evaporates
becomes rain, falls into the
waterfall ind we start all over
again. The magnificent onomatopoeia of llie poem described
in itsalt the roaring waterfall
but Miss Miller's original man-'
ouverihg did not detract from
the scene,
Again lighting helped to obscure tht defects in Twilight,
"hills softened into shadows
and capped by trailing mist' is
the way th eprogram describes
lt. We'll leave it at that.
Mlsft Miller again provided
the undulations for ©threnode
with accompaniment and original music By Jean Coulthard.
The anguished screams of
Yma Sumac provided the hack-
•r»>
ground tor . the, finale, Pagan
Ritual. The unidentified shape
on the peiesta| to whom the
dancers paid their humble respects, provided a wonderf'u
spectacle. She was easily the
outstanding dancer in the
group.
If you don't believe this critic, just aBk any nnalo in the
audience.
Honestly    though,    it
very guo'J..
was
VAm PROGRAM SLATED
FOR OPEN HOUSE WEEK
TUESDAY—Film Society presents the "Red Shoes"
in the Auditorium, starting at 12:30 p.m.
WEDNESDAY—Parliamentary Forum debates in Arts
10Q at 12:30. At 8:00 in the eyening the Physical Education
Dept. will put on a display, in the War Memorial Gym.
THURSDAY—In the Auditorium at 1?:3P a student
variety program will be presented by the LSI and 8:00 p.m.
there will be a Slavonics concert in the auditorium.
FRIDAY—Earl Birney will give readings in the Auditorium at i?:3Q, and at eight in the evening in the Auditorium a Renaissance Ensemble will be presented.
efakfeM Write . . .
PRtTTY STUFFY
Editor, The Ubyssey:
There has been much criticism of the Issues of the Ubyssey pubished by the various
undergraduate societies. Editorials and letters to the editor have said' these issues have
been  dull,  danal and   witless,
It should be noted, however,
that there have been attempts
to be humorous In each of
these issues, even though the
attempt has often fallen flat.
Perhaps this is evidence
that readers of the Ubyssey
would like to see more humor
in that Impartial conveyev of
Important   Information.
It is not suggested that the
editors of the Ubyssey relax
their high standards of reporting he news impartially, ac-
curata grammatically and with
a fine feeling of the Rnglish
language.
It is Miggested however, that
Mince tin* Thunilei'lilrd, which
showed tliere were writers
some wl*. ere on the cunipns, has
apparently gone the way of the
Dodo, that an attempt he made
to put al.out a monthly chuck-
full *>f jokes, gags, quips and
cartoons,   lint   never   u  drcliry
edlorial,
The attitude of our favorite
newspaper to the printed word
has   been
pretty  stuffy,
about  uhbending  with  a
corking good''jestei.
Jack Potter
2nd Year Law.
Mow
few
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SUN UFE OF-CANADA Tuesday, March 4, 1952
THE UBYSSEY
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CULTURE IN THE PUB
(N*jvp Item—A modern painting, Predial Emergence,
h|s, been dqnated tp the PubUqitipnf Bpard by Mir. Q. B.
The eff^ts pf this generous donation have been appalling,
Cttlture has come to the Pub. We present—the home of
culture—the Office of the Ubyssey.
"Please can I put this want ad in—?"
A little voice is heard—
But there is not a head that turns,
And no bpe says a word. /;'* „
The pubsters sit aji-4 meditate
As eloquent and clear,
Our Victor Fred, the office Bard,
Is quoting from "King Lear" ''*<■.,
The Sports Department now we see,
^he hardy men of steel,
|Vho show on faces strong $pd stefli
^Jie rapture that tjjey fee. J.
For rugger writer Brian Wharf
With pirouetting gay
*   fs illustrating for the boys
fhte U\e*t in ballet.
And Mr. Coon's aesthetic face
}^e glivs^Sf a |ittle time, ^
Aa ui»4grn^gth the table he
Compps^s -deathless rhyme.
Pink cheeked reporters with berets,
Prepare to make a start,
They're part of a Beginner's class
In surrealistic art.
■ MacGillivray sits unkept and worn
¥»t \n his ep |he?e's gfee,
He flijts the filial master's totjph,
|p 4fe*'f sym^iony.
A^d jiff, ftyfoeringham stalks out;
His goal in life is set,
rle'sqff to take Caruso's place
And warble at the Met.
A lunch bag lands on someone's head,
With screams the air is rent,
It'$ not ba$ tfmper. Can't yqu tell
Artistic temperament?
' '* * **
Oh, Mr. Bliss, what have ypu done?
'Tis sad, but 'tis the truth,
We'd rafher have the good old days
When we were all uncouth!
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—Photo by Walt Sussel
AUDITORIUM stage became f* wil4 west tavern complete
with dancing girls and bartenders fast* Friday nigh.t, wfcen
the Aggie grads took over With their "Gay Nineties Revue."
Aggie officials are being very secretive about what they
plan to do with proceeds collected from the vaudeville
show, but promise to reveal it in good time.
Honored
Banquet
The Annual Spring Banquet of the Agricultural Undergraduate Society will be held at Brock Hall on Friday, March 7,
at 6:30 p.m.
Must Know How To Sell
Perraglt Tells Comm.
By MIKE RY^N
"Ten years after engineers graduate, they complain that
they never learned how to write,or sell and they do not know
enough economics," says Rene Perrault. President of the Canadian Chamber of Commerce. f~£T,	
Mr. Perrault, an engineering
graduate from McGill University,
was speaking tp a packed room of
Commercemen. He was disappoint-
fd that UBC's engineering had
turned down the invitation to Sear
him spaak because "they did not
have enough time."
The leading businessman ,says
you have tc know how to sell. "If
you oan sell you know how to ask
tor a job, to ask for a raise, and to
propose to a girl. The married man
has all the advantages because
his wife supplies the ambition," he
said,
QUESTION   EVERYTHING
"Whan you are at university
you should not accept everything they tell you but question everything you do not believe," ' councelled Perrault,
"and take every chance you
get to chairman meetings and
speak  l.i  public."
J^e warned the Conunercemen
not to sticjc to the first Job they
get for life just because they feel
they should not leave. "Company
loyalty is fine for tiie company
but not for the employee," he added. "After five years in sonic
large firms you are no better than
a civil servant. You must keep
(•hanging JirtM until you find some
work  you  love."
In liis own firm he says ho does
not have to ask tlm employees
to como iu pitch morninj.*;; they
conic  because they  love  the  work.
SELLING TRICK
lie save Him students a useful
trick for selling cars. "Put *i largo
mirror in the showroom and ask
the prospect ive buyer to look und
see  If the  stcerini*,  wheel  I'ils  prop-
lie said. "Wlien the buy^r
sees himself ln the mirror he will
remark 'What a beautiful car' and
the sate will be made."
When asked for some tips on
writing letters of application he
said to think of th6 opera "Aida"
and then think of the words Attention, Desire and Action. Once you
have gained the reader's attention and interest you create a desire to act and then urge action.
He told *-f the ppeiiker who started out telling a theatre audience,
"There Has been a lot of traffic
accidents in Philadelphia and wo
should do something about it."
The audience fell asleep.
Then the speaker started over
again by saying, "A train is coming to Philadelphia now with 2",0
caskets for those who will be killed in traffic accidents this year.
By the law of averages, two or
you in tills audience will need
those caskets." The audience
a woke.
This year a fantiwar and popular member of the Agriculture faculty, Prof. E. A. Uoyd, ls retiring
after 32 years as the Head of thc
Dept. of Poultry Husbandry. In
paying tribute to Processor Lloyd's
achievements, our guest speaker,
Gordon Landon, Poultry Commissioner, will speak on the Poultry
Industry and its progress in the
last 30 years and Prof. Lloyd's
contributions and influence.
TROPHIES
Trophies will lie awarded by prominent guests of the various de-
partnients to .succesful competitors
at the Spring Field Trip o Agassiz
on March 1, 19."i2.
The promise' of an enterprising
evening will be further assured Wy
the music and songs of Dick Gardiner and his troupe, with dancing
concluding the program. Tickets
are $1.23 per pePson.
Tl\e following people will bo nt
the   head   table:   Dean   and   Mrs.
lilythe Eagles, Mr. and Mrs.\ Gordon Landon, Dean M.D, Mawdsley,
Dr. P. M. Clement, Dr. and, tyrs.
U S. Klinck, Mr. and Mrs. Iv. H.
Hicks, Prof, and Mrj. E. A. Lloyd,
Mr. Bob niackhall 'Will be Blaster
of Ceremonies.
'TWEEN CLASSES
THE INDIA STUDENTS' Association will meet In Arts 2.03 today. All members are requested
to attend.
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CCF CLUB will present "Jim
Barrie" speaking on 'Labor and
the Political Scene' Wed. at, noon
in   F'&G   100.
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THE SQUARE DANCE Demonstration group meets this evening
in IIG4 at 0:00. Remember — turn
up on time.
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THE DEADLINE for pictures
for Open House Salon is Wednesday, March G at the Camera Club
meeting at'12:30 in Arts '208. The
pictures will be discussed at tho
meeting.
UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE
Hrs.: 9 a.m. to S p.m.; Saturdays 9 a.m. to noon
Loose Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books
And Scribblers
GRAPHIC ENGINEERING PAPER, BIOLOGY PAPER
LOOSE LEAF REFILLS, FOUNTAIN PENS AND INK
AND DRAWING INSTRUMENTS
Owned and Operated by thc University of J3.C.
Austerity  Hits
Western  Ontario
LONDON — (CUP) — A rent
austerity program lias hit the Unl-
Iverslty of Western Ontario, eliminating the publication of ths Folio,
reducing that of the Gazette and
restricting  club  activity.
The Student's Council is at present faced with a year-end deficit
of $1,7100. Reduction ot activities
would eut this deficit to about $300
If the student government continues to spend money at the
present rate, a deficit of $3,000
might be expected next year.
OPEN HOUSE DESPERATE
WHERE ABE WE GIRLS?
Help wanted! Are there any baby sitters in the house?
Girls are needed desperately to help with the Ope?}
House Nursery on Saturday, March 8. There are two tyop
shifts from 11-1, 1-3, 3-5, 5-7 and the Nursery i$ locate^
on the third floor of the Wesbrook Building.
All girls interested should leave their name, address;"
phone number and time preferred in the Phrateres Room.
(North Brock upstairs,) or on the Phrateres Notice Board
in the Arts Building. A meeting for volunteers will tye held
Friday, March 7 12:30 in Biology 100.
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AUDITORIUM TODAY
3:45  -  6:00  -  8:13
Students and Staff only.
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THE UBYSSEY
Tuesday, March 4, 1952
UBC  Soccermen  Back  In  Race  For
Championship After 4-2 Victory
 — tBud Dobson Big Wheel
SPORTS PAGE
Sports Editor—BARRY DRINKWATER
IVAN'S KIDS
Off In The Stretch-Drive'
By ALEX MacGILLIVRAY
The stretch drive is on.
Which means that UPC's
soccering Thunderbirds
will be going on all cylinders before April 5 to win
eight games and the Coast
B division championship
from their perennial rivals
the unpredictable Collingwood Athletics.
Sunday's convincing 4-2 victory over the Collies left little
doubt in the minds ot the Varsity supporters that this Is the
time for the Thunderbirds to
take command of the league
race and salt away a chance
to:
1)— Win the championship.
2)—Get a chance to play off
with the bottom club In the A
Division for the right to play
In the coveted Coast league
next season.
At present the Collingwood*
Varsity situation Is something
WE LOSE
%   <
'Second' Fractions
Are Costly Things
By JOHN SPRINGER
UBC mermen lost a heartbreaker to U. of Washington
Frosh by a mere two-tenths of a second Saturday in Seattle
to wind up on the short end of the 38 to 37 score.
In the most thrilling meet of    <$>— .	
the year Coach Doug Whitle'g finmen set two Canadian Intercollegiate and four UBC records. Birds
had a good grasp on first place until* the last event. But the 200 freestyle relay gave the ifrosh the
seven points needed to slip by the
fighting  Birds.
Special mention of co • captain
Gordon Pptter Canadian Intercollegiate champ in the 150 individual
RESULTS
U. of Washington Frosh vs.
UBC   at   V.   of   Washington   Pool,
150 medley relay — UBC (Cardeil. Lusztig, Potter) 1:2(1.3; Frosh
200 freestyle — UBC Olson 2:08.1.
Frosh Ooode 2:08.4, Frosh Dykes
2:08.5. 30 freestyle — Frosh Jubb
:24.«. UBC Bengtson :2'<J, UBC
Sky :2«.!i. 150 Individual medley—
UBC Potter 1:46.1 new record it*
1:4*6.4 Canadian Intercoll. record
or 1:46.4; Froeh Taylor 1:49,0,
Frosh Laarsen 1:50.6. 100 freestyle
—Frosh Jubb &B.7, Frosh Goode
:56.f> UBC Olson :56.8. 100 backstroke — Frosh Lewis 1:0.1.4 UB0
Cardeil 1:05.5 new record*or 1:07.1
200 relay — Frosh Ooode, Dykes,
Tatom, Jubb 1:40.6, UBC Cardeil,
Bengtson, Olson, Potter, 1:40.8 new
record or 1:42.6. Diving UBC Boi-
thwick UBC Clayton.
Hoop  Record
Consistent,Anywa'
If there is one tiling that can
lie said for the Thunderbird
basketball te>am it is that Pomfret's  kids are consistent.
Saturday night they kept up
their losing ways with a <>5-
fill def :*at at the hands of Eilers.
(lama went into overtime
and ex-UB('ers Nev Munro and
lieid Mitchell scored what proved to be the winners.
Well, Anyway
The Basketball
Team's  Worse
medley should be made. He set a
new record in this event against
the Frosh.
• The team Is out to retain possession of the Evergreen Confer
ence Swimming Cup March 8 at
the Crystal Pool. The boys are in
top shape and more records are
expected to go by the boards when
they play . host to EWCE and
WWCE.
The meet promises to be the
best this year so lets have a good
turnout   at   the   Crystal.
Prep Game
Here Wed.
It's high school football day
again Wednesday ln the stadium.
Mead Football coach Jelly Anderson announced Lord Byng and
North Vancouver, third and fourth
placers in the league will tangle
at  3:30  in  the  stadium.
Next week the top teams in the
league Kits and King Ed will battle  for first   place honors.
North Vancouver ls coached by
popular phys ed instructor, Dick
Mitchell.
CCF  Protests
Mock  Election
C.C.F. Club has protested the
Mock Parliament election of
Feb. 1*5 on the basis of the following throe points:
1. No ballots and lack of ballots  at some  polling  booths.
2. No publicity given to ae-
(-iialnt voters with tho elections.
like this.
Collies have five games remaining in their 20-gume schedule, UBC eighV
Both, clubs must play one
more game with one another.
If UBC wins all eight of
their games (taking .their final
game with Collies) they win
the  title.
If, however, Collies salt
away five victories including
one over UBC the tftle goos ol-
lingwood way for the first time
In three years.
Varsity should have little if
any trouble with the clubs they
have to play to catch tip with
the leaders. All other clubs are
out of the race.
However, one of these clubs
cquld upset either Collingwood
or Varsity and upset the race
completely.
Coach Ivan Carr and Manager Peter Prasloski are full of
enthusiasm regarding their
club's chnces.
BLACK AND WHITE -Sunday Varsity ran rings around
the Collies who were short-
handed half-back Jack Connell,
Ab Duflsn (first half) Luke
Llndenberg . . . Noted watching the UBC victory were Bob
Osborne, Frank Fredrickson . .
Stack Ostrom and Pete Lusztig, Ken Campbell, outside-
left, had to sit this one out,
too . . . his leg Is still not ready
. . . par\cularly Impressive Sunday was Doug Andrews who scored one goal . ..
four goals scored by Varsity
were all clean-cut while Collies were of a rough-shod nature . ..
Shore Wins
Don Shore, skier from UBC
whipped down Mt. Seymour to
post the. fastest, time in the 15th
annual Northlands Downhill, Sunday.
Me won with a time of 1:29 on
the toughest course in the affair.
As Collingwood Beaten
By PETER PRASLOSKI
Two goals by Bud Dobson in the second half gave Vbrsity
a 4-2 win over league leading Collingwood in a Coast B division
soccer game played at Callister Park last Sunday afternoon.
Varsity led throughout the flrst^
period   via   Bill   Popowlch's   goal
scored soon after the start of the
game. Tliere was no more scoring
until the second half.
Varsity scored three second half
goals by a three man rush which
was stopped by the Collie's goalkeeper. Tiie ball tame out to Doug
Andrews who was in the open, and
wllh a well-aimed kick ho scored
for Varsity's second goal.
COLLIES SCORE
Collingwood scored their first
goal on an Indirect kick close in to
the Varsity net, midway through
the seconds half, Collingwood scored again to tie the score at 2-2.
But the 'Birds were far from
beaten. In the last twenty minutes
of play Varsity's offensive playing
paid off twice. First of these winning goals was scored not more
than two minutes after Collies
tied up the game.
WALTERS   KICKS
Bill Walters took an Indirect kick
placing it just out of reach of the
goal-keeper, and Bud Dobson was
on the spot to head the ball into the
net. Varsity's fourth and last goal
was scored by Bud Dobson on a
break which found Collingwood's
defense dut of position .and with
only the goalie to beat, Dobson
scored on a long, well-aimed drive.
Varsity was only In danger In
the first half when they seemed
to have some difficulty in clearing
the ball oat of their zone. But in
the second half Collingwood was
pressing on the Varsity goal and
playing with every man up. Varsity's forwards were doing some
fine back-checking.
NOT THIS TIME
When Varsity defeated the Collingwood team one week before,
even some of the Varsity players
considered themselves lucky to
have gamed a 2-1 victory. But
(luring this week's encounter, the
'Birds were much improved and
at no time were they in grave danger. Collingwood's first goal was
scored on an indirect kick awarded by referee Dan Kulai, who was
calling the plays extremely close,
not wishing to have a recurrence of
last week's game which became
almost a "free-for-all' in the last
period. Collingwood's second goal
was scored on a smart play which
baffled the Varsity defense.
BOXING
DON'T forget Intramural boxing tomorrow night In the
War Memorial Gym. Tickets
at the gym. No reserved seats.
Students 25 cents, adults 50
cents.
Crimson Tide Victory
Means Cup Playoff
UBC Thunderbirds will tangle with Victoria Crimson Tide
on March 15 as a result of the outcome of Saturday's McKecknie
Cup rugger contest.
Saturday Crimson Tirlo edged
North-Wests »-8 to tie Varsity for
tlio league'.'*  top  spot.
Therefore league officials havo
set the playoff date al. March 1"> at
UBC Stadium.
This game will conle before tho
Invasion of California Golden
Bears.
UBC Puck Squad In
Loss, Two Saw-offs
By BRIAN PRENTICE
(Ubyssey Staff Sports Writer)
DENVER, Colorado—Our Thunderbirds have drawn twice
and lost once in three games with this university's hot and
smooth skating hockey team.   '♦"	
the
Clubs not
elections.
Informed about
Thursday night we played our
first game with the Denver six
and   it  was  a  dilly.
Tired and thinking of anything
but hockey our Thunderbirds just
didn't have it as the fast Americans romped through for an 8-5
victory.
But Friday night, our gang having been rested, Thunderbirds rolled to a 4-4 tie, Saturday we
couldn't break through a tough defence In llie final minute and had
r.o  settle  tor  a  <>-(!  tie.
Steve (iiyschuck and ('miliar
Bailey  were  the  scoring stars  for
Birds, Bears Rest For
Second World Cup Tilt
(Special to the Ubyssey)
BERKLEY,  Calif.—California's  Golden  Bears  and  UBC
I'BC   CT.iefs   lost,   another   game |
over   the   week-end,   Iheir   U)th   uf'
the seiuou. They went down to a Thunderbirds  were resting  this  morning  in  preparation  for
7 o defeat at the hands of sinmg: their second World Cup rugger contest this afternoon.
Labor  Craft  Club. j * —■   -   -■ -   -■-  	
The Chief;; played a strong' Bwirs, st ill puzzled over .the 1 Saturday effort.. (lower went
j-anio In lhe first half and man- "ul'tei* I'BC sound's K-*! victory .,(.mss l(1|. „ try p.„.ly •„ tlu, ,.0„.
aged to In Id the Craftsmen lo •; ' s***iii*da.v, will lie out loday to stop. u.Ht, .,,„( j„ .*u. second half huge
lone nia.kei. However. In lite sec-' ,l"" ''IgJilv experienced UBC bacU*i|)ilVH MrKarlnne romped Mt yards
on,I |lU;| they fell apart at the l'i"1'1 uili,h was lllt' mainstay in \ ■„.. a t ry and Bill Mulholland con-
seams    i.s    the    more   experienced   ih>'  LUC attack  Saturday, j verted.
Laborltos   sifted   in   for   six   uuuu-       ll    "*'s   dank   i.inwer   and   l>ave!      Hears  nicked  up  their  try  a few
swered counters. McFarlana   who   starred   in   tlio I minutes later on a downfield rush.
UBC while Don Anderson shone between tin! pipes.
The nltiludo here Is fi.ftOO feet
and  It seems to affect the boys.
But '.hey are playing good hockey and expect to win the next
two games.
?
It costs only 1$ to run an
electric fan for five hours.