'. l»T«»i_a\ird. Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia VOL. XVI. VANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1934 No, 39 Importance Of Mental Attitudes Towards International Affairs Stressed By Lecturer Friday Dr. Koo Emphasizes Necessity Of Education Of World Peoples With Regard To Each Other "Men's minds and hearts are trying to build up a structure Hurt will pave the way to the new international order. It is necessary for .us to build up not only the structures but the type of mind and heart." With these words Dr. T. Z. Koo began his lecture to the student body Friday noon. Dr. Koo is a graduate from Shanghai university and internationally known for his work with students. He spoke under the auspices of the Student Christian Movement. When he began to visit outside o*a~"~" China, Dr. Koo remarked, he found that he could learn to love other countries and yet retain a love for his own. He discovered that In spite of rapid communication, and schools to widen the horizon ignorance stUl exists between nations. We form erroneous ideas about each other because of such things as our clothes and music. "In this country," Dr. Koo said, "I do not mind being taken for a woman because of my gown for then I am treated with consideration but in other cases such mistakes may lead to more serious consequences." Must Dispel Ignorance "We, as men and women must try to break down the field of ignorance We must take time to read, to meet people, to talk about customs. This we can do. "We must try to look at ourselves as other see us." Dr. Koo illustrated this principle by an anecdote taken from his first trip to India. At that time, he said, he thought the Indians would be more sensible and much cooler If they wore flowing robes Uke his own. But an Indian student told him the wind blowing his skirts looked like a flag drooping at half mast. It is hard for us to sympathize because we think of each other rs types. Christ met people in their own right as persons. Men were drawn to Him because they realized they were known. A knowledge of each other as individuals develops international understanding, sympathy and respect. Emphasis on Likeness We place more emphasis on differ, ences than on the fundamental likenesses, Dr. Koo pointed out. In the west a child is encouraged to demonstrate his affection. In China, he is not. The way of expression is different but what is expressed is the same. The differences are superficial. "Internationalism is more than sentiment and good will." During his travels throughout the world Dr. Koo has noticed that "no matter how we live our lives today there is a sense of unrest 'ind dissatisfaction with the life we are living . One section of the world has organized itself round one great principle and a second section round another. India has specialized in theology, China in ethics and the west during the last three hundred years has endeavoured to master the physical sciences. Our life has been sectional, incomplete and .therefore, today the world is dissatisfied and restless. Life developed on one plain can never give the satisfaction we seek. Tne integration of our experience with God, man, and the physical universe brings the complete Ufe. Individual Work Needed "This phase of the work," said Dr. Koo in closing, "can not be dealt with by governments and the league. Tho spade work is for us to do individually. Therefore, I plead you will let your minds range in International thought, and help build a more reasonable order between races and people." Following the address Dr, Koo played Chinese folk songs on his flute. The songs were chosen from the folk tunes of Canton, Shanghai, Shantung and Peking. PLAYS RUFIO GERALD PREVOST A major in "Alibi last year, this year he is a general, a burly son of the soil who has risen to be Caesar's right hand man. Al — II — H — II — II — I Ml «i !«!««»«« j COUNCIL ELECTIONS I Students are choosing " the new President of the Alma Mater Society today by casting preferential ballots in the Students' Council office, Aud. 305, between the hours of ten and four. The winning candidate wil hold office during the session 1934-35. Nominations for other Council offices must be in by four o'clock. Elections for these positions will be held next Tuesday. President PI a t forms Delivered POOR ATTENDANCE AT ELECTION SPEECHES YESTERDAY Candidates for the presidency of thc Alma Mater Society presented their platforms to a poorly attended meeting in the Auditorium yesterday noon. Those candidates in the running arc Stuart Keate, Walter Kennedy, Murray Mather and Jack Shaneman. Due to the limited time at the disposal of the speakers there was UttU opportunity to present any comprehensive programs. Spirit Revival Pleaded Keate pleaded the necessity of reviving the much-vaunted Varsity spirit. He suggested Introducing American footbaU in order to provide inter-collegiate competition. The suggestion was also made that Ubywey advertising be placed in the hands of a orofessional agency. Kennedy emphasized the necessity of the faculty of Science having «» representative on CouncU. If elected lie .romised to bri.ig about closo. cooperation between aU the faculties. Experience Stressed Mather declared that his previous Council experience gave him the best opportunity to judge the needs of the students, and gave special emphasis to the need of a level-headed conservative administration, with a sound financial poUcy. Shaneman stated that his record as Treasurer of the Alma Mater Society was sufficient to merit his election. He had taken the office with the intention of contesting this election, and had been gaining experience in the past year. AU the candidates were seconded by supporters from the student body who emphasized their respective merits. Mark Collins who occupied the chair, criticized the students for the lack of interest displayed. Exchange Members Will Give Lecture On Stock Broking | A.E. JUKES TO SPEAK TOMORROW NOON IN ARTS 100 Actors In Readiness For Grand Opening Preparations For Tomorrow Night Now Complete Two more speakers are scheduled to speak before the students ln the series of lectures sponsored by the vocational guidance committee of the Alumnae Association. To-morrow at noon Mr. A. E. Jukes, president of the Vancouver Stock Exchange, and head of one of Vancouver's large brokerage houses, will speak on the subject of stock broking as a profession. The lecture wUl be held in Arts 109. ' The following Wednesday the speaker will be Mr. Mayne D .Hamilton, Superintendent of Pacific Coast Branches for the Canadian Bank of Commerce. As Mr. HamUton's office controls the placing of the staff of his bank in all its many British Col umbia branches he Is eminently fitted to discuss the opportunities that banking offers as a profession. This lecture will mark the last of the series for this year. Student Rush Tickets Sell At Forty-five Cents CLEOPATRA'S NURSE NOTICE The annual banquet of the Women's Athletic Association will be held Thursday evening at 6 o'clock ln the Cafeteria. VARSITY GRANT TO BE BOOSTED $50,000 is to be added to the provincial government grant to the University of British Columbia for the year 1934-35, according to the budget as presented to the legislature yesterday by the Minister of Finance, Hon. John Hart. The grant wil thus be raised from $250,000 to $300,000. While this of course will not permit a return to the courses as offered two years ago, it nevertheless is an assurance against further curtailment of the curlculum, and shows that the university still has friends who recognize the financial difficulties which, it has had to encounter during the last two years, as a result of drastic reductions both in the grant and in the enrollment. As a culmination to weeks of effort and intensive rehearsals, the Players' Club are now all prepared to present tomorrow for the first time their 1934 spring production, "Caesar and Cleopatra," by George Bernard Shaw. Seats are now on sale on the campus with reserved seat prices of $1.00, 75 cents and 50 cents. For these performances the seating plans have been entirely re-arranged and there are now 500 excellent seats provided at 50 cents for each night. Wednesday, Friday and Saturday nights will be general admission nights while Thursday night the house will be reserved for students with rush seats at 45 cents. ♦ The Players' Club are fully expectant that this year's spring production wiU be outstanding in the annals of the club. They are presenting a play of recognized merit, by a matter writer. In every phase of the production infinite pains have been taken. Th. stage effects will be outstanding lor their novelty and modernity. FuU advantage wUl be taken of the really excellent facilities provided in the University Theatre. Latest developments in the drama will be emphasized. The principal members of the cast have all proved their abUitles in previous productions. The play wlU be directed by Miss Dorothy Somerset, who last year gained considerable fame as the director of the prize- winning Little Theatre entry in the Canadian Drama Festival at Ottawa. NOTICE There will be a meeting of the combined Senior Classes on Thursday, March 15, in Arts 100 at noon. This is an important meeting and there is a great deal of business to be discussed. AU members of theh classes axe particularly asked to be present ELEANOR GIBSON Who plays the fierce and fiery Ftatat- eeta, "Mistress of the Queen's Household." Russia Now On Up'Grade Says Noted Journalist Carl J. Ketchum Pictures Soviet Conditions To Ubyssey NOTICE Annual business meeting of the Mend; Grass Hockey Club will be held Friday, March 16, at 12:10 sharp MASALA COSGRAVE She plays opposite Bill Sargent in "Caesar and Cleopatra," which opens tomorrow evening In thc Auditorium. LAST ISSUE With next Friday's issue, the Ubys- Arts 102. All members are re- sey will cease publication for thc year. A Graphic picture of conditions in Russia was given to the Ubyssey last week by Carl J. Ketchum, for 10 years war and special correspondent of the London Daily Express and formerly with the Vancouver Province. "Soviet Russia has turned the corner," he declared. "After a period of two years involving her in what was probably the most acute food crisis experienced since the crushing famine days of 1921-22, she has emerged from her main difficulties and may now be said very definitely, for thc first time since the revolution, to be on th. highway toward relative prosperity." Mr. Ketchum spent five winters in the land of the Soviet since 1922 as a journalist and this summer travelled some 7,000 miles through twelve republics and autonomous regions of the Union at the instance of the National Council of Education of Can ada in order to secure material for lectures which he is in Canada to deliver under the auspices of the Council. Record Harvest "Three major factors have contributed to the turning of the tide in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics," said Mr. Ketchum. "First is the record grain harvest reaped this summer; for not since 1913. when the country had its last peak year, has it known such a bountiful yield of what. This is important for it means that, whereas during last and the winter before fully 500,- 000 people perished of starvation in thw Ukraine and the Northern Can- j casus alone, owing to crop failures, this winter, for the first time in these anxious two years, the Russian peo ple, workers and peasants alike, will get bread. Recognition "American recognition comes second in importance. The moral effect of this alliance with such a powerful friendly democracy as the United Stages will be tremendous. Its very anticipation a few weeks ago when I was still in Moscow had created a fresh and very noticeable buoyancy of spirit among the rank and file of the populace. Th. fact too that the agreement reached at Washington is almost certain to result in an early American credit to the Soviet of at least $500,000,000 for the purchase of foodstuffs, machinery and other commodities urgently required under the terms of her second Five Year Plan, gives th. country even more tangible grounds for rejoicing. Secret Mission "Not that President Roosevelt's move was a precipitate step taken at Washington the moment he came in contact with the engaging personality of M. Litvinoff. For the story of America's preparation in Russia for the event is a drama in itself. For months American agents have been travelling up and down the Union gathering facts, figures and impressions for transmission to Washington, their information being supported by daily despatches ancl private messages from a small corps of America's best correspondents stationed in Moscow, Then came one diplomat after another always on 'mysterious unofficial missions,' finally culminating in the visits in October of Senator McAdoo and Colonel Charles Lindherg. "One has only to glance at the fig- (Continued from Page Two) Science of Music Institute Topic Will the future see alleged singers facing a mechanical device to be used for studying the quality of their voices? This startling question was suggested by Professor J, G. Davidson, of the Department of Physics, when he gave an illustrated lecture on the subject: "The Science of Musical Sounds" before a meeting of the Vancouver Institute held on Saturday evening in Arts 100. "Air is in vibration as it transmits a sound-wave", declared the speaker as he opened his address with a discussion of the wave-motion of sound, He illustrated his remarks with slides, showing that rarefaction follows condensation in this motion. Mr. Davidson then defined frequency, or pitch, as the number of an object's vibrations per second. The normal range of the piano is from about 27 to about 8,000 vibrations per second. A "regular train of sound waves gives the effect of a musical note." Dealing with the "well-balanced choir,' he revealed that there was "a tremendous range of energies through which our ears operate." Individual membres of an audience always experience different receptions. The lecturer used a rotating disc and a piece of cardboard to illustrate his remarks. The construction of the. ear was explained to the audience—but it appears, in the final analysis, that "we don't know how we hear after all." Resonance and vibration in ears were next disposed of, and Mr. Davidson showed how a sounding-board responds to any impulses coming to it. Thc essential feature of the violin is "the mutual action between bow and string." "Musical effects were known to the ancients—the medieval world was familiar with them — but it remained for moderns to discover the numerical, or quantitative, aspects," declared the speaker. The quality, or tone, of a sound is determined by the number of overtones present—thus they enable us to distinguish between different voices and other sounds. Brief experiments with thc elimination of these overtones from musi-1 >.* HOLDS TITLE ROLE BILL SARGENT He is well known for his appearance with the Players' Club in last year's spring production. *>•. COMING EVENTS Tuesday, March 13— 10-4, election for President of A.M.S. in Auditorium 303. Noon, Monro Pre-Med. Club In Applied Science 101. 8:13, Astronomical Society in Science Building. Wednesday, March 14— Evening, Players' Club production, "Caesar and Cleopatra" in thc Auditorium. Literary Forum. Thursday, March US- Meeting of combined Senior Classes, Arts 100, noon. cnl and vocal recordings concluded the study of what Mr. Davidson termed "a most fascinating sort of suubject." Presidential Elections Today; Council Rooms 10 to 4 j Page Two THE UBYSSEY (Member C.I.P., FJJ!PJ-.) Telephone: Point Oray 906 Issued twice weekly by the Students' PubUcation Board of the Alma Mater Society of the Unlvqrjlty af British MaU Subscriptions $2. per Ttaar. Campus Subscriptions $1.50 per Year. ■ iVilfl . I 1.1- EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Norman Hacking SENIOR EDITORS Tuesday: Pat Kerr Friday: John Cornish News Manager: Archie Thompson Sports Editort Dick Elson Aacociato Editors: Zoe Browne-Clayton, Boyd Agnew TUESDAY, MA3CH 13, 1934 VOTERS WAKE UP! APES AND The meeting of the candidates for the Alma Mater society yesterday was not very encouraging either from the calibre of the speeches or the size of the audience. Allowance must be made, however, for the difficulty in presenting any,sort of platform in the short time allotted. There was no excuse for the smattering of students that turned out to the meeting. Tho election of the Alma Mater President is a matter of the most vital importance to the univer aity and yet only a very few students showed enough interest to see what their candidates looked like and hear what they had to offer. There is no excuse for any member of the Alma Mater Society not casting his ballot today. Students have been given a full opportunity to read or hear what the candidates have to offer, and the respective merits or demerits have been discussed in full Cast your vote to-day, and show that the privilege of the franchise is not a mere ornament for the politically-minded few. VOCATIONAL LECTURES The efforts of the vocational guidance committee organized by the Alumnae Association have been very successful this term. Students have turned out in encouraging numbers to hear the speakers sent up from the city. It was noticeable however at the last meeting that there was a decided falling off in attendance. If these lectures are to be maintained there must be a whole-hearted support from the student body. It is discouraging to the speaker if the interest shown by him in the welfare of the students is not appreciated. There will be two more such lectures this term. Tomorrow Mr. A. E. Jukes, will speak on the profession of stock brokerage. The following Wednesday the guest speaker will be Mr. Mayne D. Hamilton, Superintendent of Pacific Coast Branches of the Canadian Bank of Commerce, who will discuss banking. As both these speakers are well-known Vancouver business men, a large turn-out will benefit both the audience and the university as a whole. By AUTHOR MAySK BONDAGE A thousand times I vent my grief For I have lost my liberty; A thousand ties too poignant brief Have bound my soul, my aU, to thee. All things of equal loveliness The budding trees, the swaying grass, AU things of beauteous loneliness I cannot with mere glances pass. For white blooms teU me of thy brow, Whispering trees of thy clear voice And gurgling brooks which laughing flow Of eyes in which I oft rejoice. Thus, thou my eyes have gently sealed Against all earthly beauty now, * " For aU these things to me reveal Only the pureneas of thy brow. -AZUMA. GOWNS ON THE CAMPUS Members of Students' 'Council have always been and always will be fair game for mockers. Their quaint foibles, their sins of omission and commission this phrase used in the glib and harmless ministerial fashion are observed by a myriad critical eyes, and set forth with embroideries in this Phlllistinic sheet. Not the least of the scoffing is that which has been levelled against their gowns, which have been likened by the sacri- ligious to smocks, and even to black nighties. Here and now, I break with tradition and raise xfty voice for the gown. Gowns lend dig' nity; they inspire in freshmen the awe proper in youth to age; the wide sleeves are admirable storage-vaults for lunches and Liberties, and the sight of a senior loping to a lecture with his gown, symbol of majesty, blowing out behind him in a March gale lends an ascetic touch to an otherwise frivolous campus. This touch is at present lacking. Wherefore, if another year sees us once again racketing out copy against time, Peter-the-Ape and I will agitate loudly for the return of the gown, and the dignity that goes with it. Class and Club ARTS CLUB The regular meeting of the Art Club Scheduled for Wednesday, March 14, has been postponed until March 21. Dr. A. F. B. Clarke will speak on Russian Art, and he has kindly invited the club to hold this meeting at his house, 5037 Maple. AVE CAESAR! "Caesar and Cleopatra", which a well-organized publicity campaign has for the past few weeks advertised to students and to the people of Vancouver as the Players' Club production for this spring, should be an especially interesting one. For it is in three respects a pronounced departure from the clubs' efforts in former years. In the first place, it is on a grander scale and has a much larger cast. Then again it is of a different type, and will give local audiences a taste of G. B. Shaw's much vaunted wit, while at the same time it will give the experimenting actors and producers a new medium of expressing their talents.*And finally, it is featured by the innovation of scenery that not only is an experiment along modern lines, but also is the work of the club's own technical crew. This again affords a means for expression of the abilities of the participants and also will give spectators an idea of modern tendencies in theatrical presentation. In consideration of these facts, and of the immense amount of work which every member of the club has consequently had to expend on the undertaking, it behooves every student who can possibly do so to show his or her interest by going to witness the results of their labors. ded our space disgracefully even as we're doing now. And " "Please, Peter, no more," I begged. "You paint a dismal picture. Isn't there one thing at least that can be said in our favour?" "About all that I can venture," declared the ape, "is that we've kept running, and served up verses almost every week. Shall we let it go at that, Bill, and say good-by?" So observe us now, hand clasped in paw, ready to take our leave. Not a formal 'good-by' though; just so-long. A pleasant expression that it merely means "Till next time.' I SING A RIVER Where the long blue ridges lean their heads together Above an Island river, beneath an Island sky, Sprawled on a sldehlU ln the smoky August weather I sang a river, and watched the gods go by. (Laughing in the sunlight, sobbing In the shade Out of pagan country from the rugged Beaufort piles, I sing a western river, curved like a blade, Slashing through the wilderness for sixty golden miles.) I watched the gods%walking, bright against the mournful Green dusk of cedar with the sunshine on their hair; The new gods together, lithe and young and scornful . . . 0 but they were scornful, and O but they were fair! (When the wide wings hover above the twilight beaches And the wild things come to drink, querelous and shy All along the shifting bars and the shadowy reaches, Then, then the river-voice swells Into a cry.) 1 heard their strong voices, golden as the burning Fierce Ught that ringed them, terrible and sweet; What they said I know not ... I only know the yearning Miles of August wilderness worshipped at their feet. (Who stoops to my river, thirsty after drouth Will find therein nepenthe against the aching years, Will find all other waters bitter in his mouth And die with the river-voice ringing in his ears.) O I am mad with beauty, and go my ways dreaming For there is no forgetting, now or ever after , The new gods of heaven beside my river gleaming, And golden through the heat-haze their young, immortal laughter. -T. M. PHILOSOPHY CLUB The final meeting for the year of the Philosophy Club will be held at the home of Mrs. Coleman, 2834 West 41st avenue, to-night, at 8.00 o'clock. After the election of officers and the reading of a paper on "Australian Natives" by Mr. Ward, a social evening will be held which will bring the year's activities to a cloae. Applications for membership in the Philosophy Club will be received from thoae who have completed an introductory course in PhUosophy and who are interested In discussing phases of PhUosophy and Psychology which are not stressed in the courses given by the Philosophy Department. AU appUcatlons thould be sent to the secretary, Robt. C. W. Ward, care of Arts Letter Rack. L'ALOUETTE There are a few vacancies for membership in L'Alouette, open to students proceeding to the upper years, who have an interest in French. AU students, either men or women, who are interested are asked to send in their applications to the secretary, Doris McDiarmid, Arts Letter Rack. CLASSICS CLUB The final meeting of the Classics Club will be held at 8 o'clock, March 13, at the home of Professor Robertson, 1866 Westbrook Crescent. Two plays will be presented, "The Price of Freedom," by Naomi Mltchlson, and "Women in Parliament," by Aristophanes. Second year students who are intending to proceed ln Classics are cordlaUy Invited to be present. They are asked to hand in their names to Alice Roberts, secretary. Will till who have not yet paid their fees please bring them to the last meeting. UNIVERSITY ENGINEERING SOCIETY Student's night, March 19, at 8.00 p.m. in the Auditorium of the Medical-Dental Building. All students Interested are invited. LAST ROUNDUP "How it is I couldn't possibly explain," said Peter-the-Ape to me, "but here w "Caesar and Cleopatra" A PLAY BY George Bernard Shaw Presented By The Players' Club IN THE UNIVERSITY THEATRE Student Night Thursday Box Office Open Every Noon Rush Seats 45c <$>. v__»H I I I r UJ /PORT, Vol. XVI VANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, MARCH 13,1934 No. 39 r_v-_3 Province Take Final Game and Title Last Night's Victory Gives 'Newsies Mainland Title Province Evened Series With Win Friday FRIDAY'S GAME Blue and Gold Lose 35-34 In Overtime Refereetng Not So Good A capacity crowd at the V.A.C. gymn. on Friday night wltneaaed a battle that UteraUy waa a battle when Province pulled off a 39-34 win over the students in overtime play. The newsboys overcame a lead that was run up by an inspired team. The first half waa featured by the almost perfect basketball of the atudenta. They started out and made basket after basket almost as though the Province wasn't there. They worked the ball around with unerring precision and scored almost every time they shot. Vanity Slips The break came as the boys began to tire and the coach broke up the winning combination by substitutions. With a score of 23-7 against them the Province started in to work, and managed to get 6 points before the end of the half to leave the score at «-13. Province Good The .ccond half was almost the opposite from the scoring point of view. The students only managed to get 7 points in the second period, though they missed from all over the floor. After pulling the score up to 28-28 the Province managed to get a two- point lend on foul shots and a last minute effort by Nicholson mad., it a 30-30 tie when the whistle shrilled. Kennington Stars In the overtime period, the Vu.'".y ieam must have been an awful crew of foul sllngers according to the numerous though very unpopular decisions of Referee Porter. At first Long John Purves failed miserably when he missed 4 foul shots. Varsity proceeded with two foul scores and a basket by Wright to take the lead. Province followed this by a score and after one point on a foul, with only 30 seconds to go Kennington made a magnificent one-handed shot that swished through the hoop for the winning point. Fights In the overtime interval Wiiloughby and Armstrong decided to have a little private fight, much to the excitement of a blood-thirsty crowd. Rather Indignant officials banished both of them from the floor. And then in an unsportsmanlike manner Harvey Mclntyre started a fight with Osborne in the dressing room. In all it was a nice exciung little riot. Incidentally Armstrong was suspended, leaving Province short a guard. Province—Purves 15, Kennington 4, Mclntyre 4, Smith 4T Macdonnel 3, Bumstead 5, Armstrong, Helem, Chater—35. Varsity—Osborne 8, Pringle 2, Nicholson 8. Bardsley 9, Wiiloughby 5, McKcc, McCrimmon, Wright 2, McDonald, Mansfield.—34. Varsity Star NORMAN COX Physiological Engineer Specialising in upbuilding the Human Body through ScievUific Physiological Exercise, Constructive Relaxation and RESPIRATION 1409 Beach Avenue Sey. 8253 Union College Dining Room offers Full Course Meals to non-resident students at 25c Mrs. Myers, Hostess "Bugs" Bardsley, who has shone for the students with his exceUent defensive and offensive work. ANGLICANS DEFEAT UNI0NS0N TRACK On Friday the Theological Colleges held their annual track meet, which was won by the Anglicans by 40 points to 33. The Union College secured an early lead of 12 points, by, winning the hundred yards and all three places in tho discus, but Anglicans fought gamely and gradually cut down the lead. Union were two points ahead when the last ev nt, a mile race, began. In this, despite a fine effort by Herbison, A.T.C. managed to secure all three places, thanks to Loat, Addison and Humphrey. Some good times were recorded, the best being that of Golightly tUnion College) who won the' 100 in 10 seconds, and that subject." of the A.T.C. relay team (Addison, Harris, Walkem and Loat) who did a mile in 4 minutes. A better crowd turned out than for most Varsity meets of late and more degenerate years. SATURDAY'S GAME Province Win When Varsity Wilts In Second HaU Refereetng Good Ater leading 13-10 at the half way mark the Blue and Oold basketbaU squad wilted in the second half to see the Newsies run up the biggest lead in the series. The final score was 28-23. First Half Slow Play opened slowly. The first score coming after a penalty against Varsity. The shooting of both teams was weak. Plenty of fouls were called on both teams, Varsity if anything, getting the better end of the deal. Varsity had a sUght lead 13-10 when the whistle blew. Province Look Oood In the second half Province had the edge of the play, their shooting being better. Long John Purves of the Newsies was especiaUy good. Province caught up to Varsity early in the half and towards the end drew away to take the game 28-23. Scores and Teams Varsity—Wiiloughby 6, Bardsley 5, Osborne 5, McCrimmon 1, Nicholson 4, McDonald, Pringle 2, Mansfield, Wright, McKee. Province— Purves 9, Kennington 7, Mclntyre 4, McDonnell 3, Smith 3, Bumstead 2, Helem, Chater, Wills. NOTICE The Varsity Wrestling and Boxing Club will hold a program of bouts on Friday noon, March 16. Spectators are assured of a thrilling spectacle. INTER-CLASS TUG-O-WAR Arts 34 vs Sc. 34, Wed., Marchl4 Arts 35 vs Sc. 35, Fit, March 16 Arts 36 vs Sc 36, Mon.. March 10 Arts 37 vs Sc. 37 Thur., March 15 Agri. vs Educ, Tues., March 20 Place: Between gymn and tennis court. Time: 12:20 sharp. (Class will lose by default If not on time.) Referees: Dr. Shrum and Dr. ■ Davidson. Best two out of three. Points to count for the Governor's Cup. Interclass Track Meet Wednesday On Wednesday, March 14th, the annual Interclass track meet will be held on the stadium track. This wUl be the last track meet of the year and aa usual points gained will go towards the Governor's cup. The results of the meet are to determine the team that wil (compete with the CoUege ot Puget Sound on March 24th. In preparation for this historic event the various track stars entered have been undergoing a long period of training. In the 100 yard dash it is expected that Heron, Stott, Pugh and Wilson wiU divide first place honors among them. In the 229 it is expected that McTavish, Heron, Pugh and Stewart wUl lead the field home. Pugh is the favorite as he won the handicap event last Friday agaimt a good field of runners. Stewart who specializes in the quarter mile, is expected to take the event. I Herb Barclay is expected to win the half mile while his chances in the mile appear good. Alfie Allan and Northcott are expected to give him competition in the mile race. McCammon is expected to sweep the field events with Heron outjumping the rest in the broad jump. Officials and contestants are asked to be on the field as soon as possible. The jump, weight and running events will be run simultaneously. The events are as foUows: 120 yard hurdles, 100 yards, 880 yards, shot put, 220 yards hurdle, 220 yards, discus, mile, broad jump, pole vault, 440 yards, javelin, 3 miles, hammer throw, 880 relay, high jump. Jack James, San Francisco Sport Columnist, Sees First Game Of English Rugby The following article, which was obtained from a Victoria paper, appeared ln the San Francisco Chronicle. The head which appeared over the story was "Thoughts of a Cash Customer at his First Rugby Game." So this is that rugby game I been hearing so much about , . . What do they call it—"rugger"? . . .Don't look so rugged to me! . . . Ha! Ha! . . Pine those short panties and bare knees, will ya? . . . Boy, what a gang of American football players would do to these guys! . . . First degree murder, that's all! . . Maybe all right, but it looks kinda pansy to me! . . • I just can't get tho idea of them bare knees . . . Look like chorus girls, 'r | somep'n! . . . I Here's the kick-off ... Bet they I can't kick it as far as our guys do j . . . See, I told ya! What's that? . . | They intended it to be short? .... | Well, then, why don't they recover : it . . What's that guy doing? Kicking it back? . . What's the big idea of that? . . . Not much of a kick ... Went outta bounds , . . Supposed I to «o out? ... I don't get the id«a I of this game at all, at all . . . I * * * I Now what they doing? . . . Line- | out? . . . What's that? ... Oh, they throw the ball back in when it goes 'out. huh? . . . Don't they call no sig- i nals'.' . . . Well, how do they know | what to do, then? ... Or do they got (tipped of by the coach on the bench? | . . . What's 'AT? . . . Coach supposed | to be in the stands, unless he's play- I ing? . . . Say. what kinda game IS this, anyway? Coaches ain't 'sposed to play! Why don't that guy PASS? They'd oughter be a set-up for a good passing attack . . Backfield's all spread out . . . You mean to tell me you CAN'T throw a forward pass In this game? . . . That's daffy football, if you ask me! . . . But why don't they try a end run, 'r somep'n? . . . There they go—THERE THEY GO! . . . . Block for him, youse guys out in front there! . . . Block 'em out! . . . , What'.i 'AT? . . . What's wrong now? . . . Why don't they take that referee's whistle away from him? . . . That's just the trouble with these English games . . .Soon's they get in- teersting somebody's called fqr a foul! . . . ROBBER! . . . BOO! . . . They were off for a touchdown then! Whit thoy doing now? . . . What's that? ... A WHAT? . . .Scrum, huh? . . Boy, if that ain't the funniest looking layout I ever see in all my born days! . . . Bend e'm over and shove 'em around! . . . Boy, what a lotta damage a guy c'd do with n paddle out there . . . Ha! Ha! Ha! . . . If that ain't a scream! ... So that's the way Ih.y snap the ball, huh? . . . Boy, what a coupla fast- charging tackles c'd do with a layout like that! . . . Nov what? . . . Oh, I get thc idcar . . . Shove the other guys away 'n' get tho ball, huh? . . . Well, that's one way o' starting something . . . Ancl look at 'em BATTLE in there! . . Say. this game gets kinda rough, nt that , . . Those fellers look as if they was playing fer keeps! . . . Push 'em around, gang! Let's GO! . . . • • • There's the ball . . . Baby, there's a REAL lateral pass! . . . Get it, guy! . . . Boy, on the dead run, too! . . . Pass it out! . . . Pass it, you chump . . . Look at that baby STEP, will ya? . . Come on! . . . COME ON! WOWIE! . . . What a tackle THAT was! Come on, pick it up again . . . That's the system! . . . Now, let's go again! . , . Attaboy! . . . Pick 'em up 'n' lay 'em down! ... Is he a snake-hips, or is he a SNAKE-HIPS! . . And nobody running any interference for him, neither! . . . Boy, this is quite a ball game, if anybody should ask you! . • . Those fellers mean business! • • • Com** ON, now! . . . Here's yer chance! . . . We wanna touchdown! . . . We wanna touchdown! . . . Come ON! . . . HOLY jumped-up CATS! . . Did you see what I saw? . . . What's a matter with that guy, crazy .... Looks like he had a swell chance t' score a touchdown, and here he goes and kick a field goal! . . . Ancl did you see how he kicked it? . . . On the dead run, without even stopping to take aim! . . . Mister, that's KICKING, what I mean! . . . Oho! .... Counts four points, you say, when a touchdown only counts three? .... That guy was plenty smart, at that! . , . And did ho kick it? , . . Say, stranger, this is more fun'n I've had at a football game in a coon's age . . . How long's this sortn thing been going on? . . . And when do they play again? .... Varsity Downs Art Monument 2-0 McDougall and Kozoolin Score For Varsity When Kozoolin accepted a pass from Dave Todd to break through for a fine goal eight minutes from time, he cinched the verdict for Varsity in one of the best games played in the V. and D. First Division this year. Art Monument, rated one of the strongest elevens in Vancouver, played good football, but the Collegians were in fine fettle, and deserved their 2-0 win. By Arnold C. White Coveted Trophy INTER-CLASS SOCCER CUP Above is depicted the latest and most authentic picture of the historic old inter-class soccer cup. Education ad Science '35 will continue their long drawn out battle for this mug on Friday. Varsity Rowers Lose Regatta Arts Beat Science In Faculty Race Inter- Played at Cambie Street grounds the contest brought rounds of applause from the crowd of 6,000, for both squads dished up a clean, fast, and methodical brand of soccer. The Blue and Gold controlled the play during a great portion of the first half, but fine work by the Monument backs kept their forwards at bay for the first half hour. With fif- teen minutes to go, Archie MacDoug- aU cUmaxed a nice passing movement by beating two defenders and depositing the sphere into the left corner of the net, thereby giving Varsity a 1-0 advantage at half-time. After the interval, the Stonemasons brought on two fresh players, and tried desperately for the equalizer, but Jock Waugh and Millar McGiU were brilUant on the defence. Continual pressure finaUy resulted in a wild scramble In the Varsity goalmouth; with Greenwood drawn out of position, McGill blocked a point-black drive on the goal-line, cleared and sent his mates on the offensive once more. The remainder of the match wfls featured by smooth passing attacks by both sides, with Kozoolin's goal putting the result beyond doubt. Shortly from full-time the Monument broke away for what appeared a certain score. Greenwood, however, rose to the occassion, making a brilliant one-handed save. Waugh and McGiU stood out for the Students in a team which performed finely as a whole. Greenwood's work in goal was steady, while Thurber, Wolfe, and Costain formed an effective half-line. The forward Une with Stewart and MacDougall In the inside births, was a constant threat to the Monument men. The best-balanced eight that Vancouver Rowing Club has produced | for several years defeated a weakened i Varsity crew by six lengths in an easy victory at their annual intev- club regatta last Saturday at Coal Harbor. The distance was one mile, 550 yards, Canadian Henley. In the four-oared event, another smooth team belonging to the Clubbers triumphed by three lengths over the Blue and Gold oarsmen. In the other events, Arts beat Science by one and a half lengths, managing to catch fewer crabs over the one-mile course. Crews and times were as follows: Eights— U.B.C: Stroke, Lane; 7, Pratt; 6, Callan; 5, Locke; 4, West; 3, Brynel- son; 2, Stevens; bow, Mather; cox, Turvey. V.R.C.: Stroke, Larsen; 7, McKenzie; 6, McDonald; 5, Morrow; 4, Hoffmeis- ter; 3, Masse; 2, Read; bow, Jaggard; cox, Oppenheimer. Time: 7 min., 17 seconds. Fours— U.B.C: Stroke, Hewitson; 3, Mc- Leish; 2, Coverton; bow, Robinson; cox, Woodridge. V.R.C: Stroke, Butler; 3, Grubbe; 2, Snead; bow, Dickinson; cox, Wilson, Time: 6 min., 25 sec. NOTICE, There will be a meeting of the Soccer Club in Arts 102 at„12:10 p.m. today which all members are urged to attend. Jj^/t tetutW ALL a public utility company asks la a fair return on the money Invested. Other Industries may make unlimited profits, but public utilities are limited by regulation and public opinion to returns only •lightly above bond Interest rates. BRITISH COLUMBIA ELECTRIC RAILWAY COMPANY LIMITED After the Party Meet Me at the EMPIRE CAFE and GRILL The Most Up-to-Date Cafe in Vancouver DINE and DANCE No Cover Charge Banquet Rooms and Free Meeting Rooms 160 Hastings Street W. Next Door to Prov. Building -BE I (