Sultan For A Night Dirty Nine Do Not Choote to Play) "It Ain't Cricket" Council's Sporting Blood Freezes • SHOWN ABOVE is Mr. Average Student as he will appear at the Red Cross Ball on Thursday night. Any man who doesn't look like this after the chorus goes through its routine is certainly not average. (We saw them rehearsing one night). Expect Council Will Approve War Conference By KEN WEAVER * THE MUCH discussed conference question seems to be solved. Student Council will, at tonight's meeting, vote on the question and it is expected that the Vote will be in the affirmative. Election Contest Begins • UP TO press time the only nomination for president that has been received in the AMS office is that of Stu Porteous, Commerce '44. Students who wish to run for president must have their nomination ht at the AMS office not later than five p.m., Wednesday. CAMPAIGN RULES Students campaigning for poal- Moa on the Students' Council Should observe the following rules: 'No campaigning of any description shall be permitted within the Unite of the University campus, except during the period from 8:30 ajn. en the day following the clov ing of nominations and the con- elusion of polling at 4 p.m. on the day of election. No candidate may post mere than five signs of regulation also. All signs must first be approved by the Student Council. All candidates will be required to speak briefly to an open meeting of undergraduate students and, with the exception of the candidate for Junior Member, be supported by a seconder for whom the candidates in question shall be responsible. COMMITTEE Any schemes for "campaigning" on the university campus must receive the approval of the Chairman of the Elections Committee. At tonight's council meeting an election committee will be named. Nominations for treasurer must be in the AMS on Wednesday, January 26„ nominations for the rest of the positions must be in by February 9. Utah University Paper Sent Here • NATAL University of South Africa has sent their annual magazine to U.B.C. This magazine will be exhibited In the Brock Lounge for the next copule of weeks so students may be able to get a glimpse ot what universities in other parts of the Commonwealth are doing and thinking. In view of the fact that many students are in favor of attending this meeting it is expected that the council will approve of the scheme. After a highly amusing 00 minutes last Thursday, it was finally decided that this University would not send delegates to the conference scheduled for January 26,27, 28. Council at first vetoed the plan for sending delegates to the January conference, but at an AMS meeting held later that week, students reversed council's decision. A petition was circulated for a new meeting which again reversed the former meeting's decision. At the lates^ meeting, the students, although they did not want to attend a conference in January did express themselves as favourable to a conference at acme future date. At the last AMS meeting the students were in favour of a conference. For the council to override students wishes would bring about ah Impaas that heretofore has not arisen on the campus. However, when the matter waa first discussed in council two members went on record as being in favour of the conference arid there are undoubtedly a few council members who were sitting on the fence. But because of student opinion, council will be forced to vote ln favor of the conference and appoint the four delegates. We Re Leavitt To Address Com. Men • W. R. LEAVITT, national president of the General Accountant's Association, will address the Commerce Club on Wednesday, January 26, at 12:30 In the double committee room of the Brock Hall. Mr. Leavitt, who is chief accountant for the Commonwealth Air Training Scheme, will speak on the aims and objects of the association. Mr. Norman Terry, of thi Sumner Iron Works will be present also to describe the local activities of the organization. The association offers no courses, but confers the degree of C. O. A. (Certified General Accountant) to successful candidates of their annual examination. In the past, graduate commerce students from U.BC. have had very little difficulty in passing these exams. By JOHN GREEN • THIS YEAR'S council seems sadly lacking in intestinal fortitude. Last fall when interviewed re the traditional Pub council fracas (occasionally referred to incorrectly as a basketball game) council spokesmen invariably replied, "First thing next year." Since Christmas they have changed their tune to '.'First thing next year." This attitude on the part of the council is somewhat surprising in the light of the fact that they have at their disposal the services of that great physical giant (and mental misfit) the one and only Harold "I want my cut" Franklin, against whom the pub can only offer their own pride of the senior B's, Lucifer: "youth and innocence" Moyls. BODYGUARDS Things have come to the point where council members are never seen outside the AMS office in groups of less than, five, and even in their official sanctuary they have a bodyguard of twelve si- encemen with standing orders to throw out any pubsters who come near the office. In spite of these precautions, however, brave reporters occasionally manage to gain interviews with members of the dirty nine. The other day several pubsters managed to run the gauntlet and contact a certain small council member. Unfortunately he had forgotten hij adrenalin and was unable to talk. Not realising that this waa the reason for his silence the pubsters undertook' to persuade him. Since then he has retired to his fraternity house and has refused to leave the promisee. TORTURE Yesterday two couclllors were found cowering behind an Ink bottle in the AMS office The first, a thin individual with a large nose and wavy hair stated, "Help!" He was immediately disposed of, and the second councilor was dug out again from the bottom of the wastebaskel "The council will be glad," he whimpered, after a certain amount *of gentle prodding, "to meet the Pub as soon as we are in condition." "And when," we asked kindly, "will that be?" This seemed to confuse him a trifle, so we removed the thumb screws, and stretched him tenderly on the rack. At this point wa were Interrupted by the SPCA and were forced to discontinue the conversation. RULES In hope of reviving the falling hearts of the council, the pub has drawn up a new set of rules for the game. In condensed form these are as follows: I The game shall be called the "Pub-Council" game. II The game shall be won by the Pub. m The surplus funds hi the hands of the council shall bo used to pay the hospital and burial charges of the council members. Prom these rules it can bo aaaa that everything possible is being done to make things easy for tho council, yet they continue la aoi- lapoe from fear at the mora aaaa- tion of th* game. Something ahould be dona i this. If tho council won't play Pub, lets have a new round. Vol XXVI VANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, JANUARY 25, 1944 Ne.M Greeks Raffle Prizes For Bill Greeks Present Glamour —Vancouver Sun Photo • THE SCENE shown above has been reproduced in lecture rooms, labs, the Caf, and io fact practically every spot on the campus for the past week. A Red Cross raffle ticket teller, Patsy Cunningham, has cornered another two victims in the person of Peggy Kilkin- son and Nancy Macdonald. Drawing will take-place at the Ball on Thursday. All raffle representatives are asked to return ticket stubs and money to AMS by 5 p.m. Tuesday. Physical Education Dept. for UBC? Ottawa Plans $16,000 For P. T. • ACCORDING to the latest reports Of the National Physical Fitness Act, the province of British Columbia will be granted 816,015.75 for the purpose of establishing an organization of physical education. This sum is to be matched by the provincial government, making a grand total of over 832,000, which could be used to further the national physical training program. At a special committee meeting on Social Security in May last year, Captain Ian Eisenhardt, De- Cash-In Slow At Exchange • COLLECTION of Book Exchange cash vouchers haa been slow up to Monday afternoon, James Reid, manager of the Exchange, said yesterday. Students should make a special effort to finish this business at once. The Exchange will be open on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday from 12:30 to 1:30. After these days it will bo open only at odd dates to be specified in a later Issue of the Ubyssey. partment of National Defence, Ottawa, Dr. A, S. Lamb, McGill University, and Mr. A. A. Bruidge of McMaster University, brought forth several points in reference to Canada's Physical health program. The present physical education program is not adequately financed and organized to protect and better the health of the Canadian people. Draft enlistments prove that the Canadian men are below standard requirements for physical fitness. The new plan Queen's Goes For Socialism O KINGSTON, Jan. 24-(CUP)- A recent poll taken of 33 per cent of the Queen's University students showed that the CCF party was favored to form the next federal government. The poll was taken orally on the question "Which Canadian political party do you favor In the next elections?" Percentages revealed by the quiz show that the CCF heads the list with 36 per cent; Conservative, 32.5 per cent; Liberal, 22 per cent, others 2 per cent; and undecided, 17,5 per cent. would raise the physical standard of all Canada. If the province of British Columbia takes advantage of the Bill there is a possibility that UBC will be able to establish a department of Physical Education. This department would not detract from any other proposed chairs as the money would be supplied from the government and enable British Columbia to take active participation in the Nation-wide fitness program. Frosh Set Party For February 17 • THURSDAY, February 17, Is the date set for the Frosh class party. The Frosh function of the year will be In the Brock Lounge with refreshments in the Gym. Dal Richards and his popular local orchestra will supply the music for the event, which will be known as the Frosh "Spring Circus." As this title suggests, the theme of the evening ls taking the form of a circus. Tickets will be free to freshmen and |1 to all others • MAGIC, ALLURE, and Arabian glamour will be the keynote at the Arabian Nights Red Cross Ball this Thursday night. Oriental music, dancing girls, and shaded lights will whisk varsity students away on a magic carpet trip. These are a few of the good things which will be an open sesame to a glamorous evening. • DANCE TICKETS: Tickets for the definitely Dutch treat Arabian Nights' Ball are still' on sale. They are on sale in the quad, at Kelly's on Seymour Street, or can be purchased from Greek..Letter Society members. The price is $2.81 for a wonderful evening. • RAFFLE TICKETS: They may not admit you to the ball but they may win you a beautiful grey squirrel coat donated by R. J. Pop. And there's more too—thirty other prizes just waiting to be won. The tickets are well worth then- price which is three for 25 cents or ten cents each. •.- CORSAGES: By purchasing posies at Point Grey Florists students are being both practical and wise. The company has guaranteed to donate 80 cents for each corsage purchased for the ball. Orders should be in early to avoid disappointment • RESERVATIONS: The early reservations get the best tables, students should remember. And the best tables get the best view of that exotic chorus. Moral: be prompt, be early, and be In time with your table reservations. • CHORUS: Twelve luscious lovely beauties draped in flowing veils will sway and swirl to the chant of Arabian music. The dancing girls are Dorothy Moxon, Booty Hebb, Betty Millens, Joan Clark, Daphne Laird, Audrey Buchanan, Mary Hammond, Meryle Shields, Annabel Sandison, Margie Beale, Betty Foster and Joan Anderson. Their director is Joan Crewe Straight. • QUEENS: Who is to be Queen of the Red Cross Ball? That is one of the 82.50 Dutch treat questions. The royal lady and her two consorts will be announced at the ball. The votes will be tabulated at the ball and Dean Buchanan will place a gardenia crown on the head of the lovely winner. The candidates are: Lorna Shields, Mildred Nairne, Phyllis Morgan, Anne Bennett, Bette Anderson, Florence Mercer, Joy Done- gani, Maxine Johnson, Norma Fleming. (Continued On Page 3) Tuesday, January 25, 1944 . THE UBYSSEY • From The Editor's Pen « « » ^ WyMsy (MEMBER C.U.P.) ■ Page Two ssWsmm ANYTIME IS A BETTER TIME WITH A SV/EET CAP The Conference Question Despite the attempts of Students' Council to clarify the Western Conference issue at a general AMS meeting, the student body as a whole, is still confused. Perhaps alter the results of that meeting were summed up, and the net total of any business accomplished was found to be the mere recall of a previous motion, we shall realize that a general meeting is too large and unwieldly to be of much use in gaining immediate action. If Council feels unequal to deciding a question of major importance, or if they feel the student body should have its say, it should call a plebiscite. If students disagree with a decision of Council's, let them demand the full reasons for that decision, either through publication in the paper, or through a general meeting, and then hold tiie plebiscite. It would be comparatively easy to gain a quorum if voting were carried on all day, and the inevitable bickering over insufficient attendance at the meetings would be avoided. Another point which is obvious after last Friday's meeting, is that the chairman should have a complete knowledge of Roberts' Rules of Order, and should,be In the chair for no other purpose tban to keep the meeting in order. It is not his privilege to speak for or against a question during the meeting. What has caused most of the trouble in regard to the conference is the fact that it has been dragged into too many meetings, for too long a time. If definite facts about the time, place, subjects, speakers, and so on had been obtained at the beginning, a final decision could have been made, either for or against representation, and all this gonfusion would not have occurred. However, these facts were not available at least they were never obtained—and we must now, three weeks before the conference begins, try to gather them. At the time of writing, Council still had not decided, but in the event that delegates are sent, it would seem that the motion upon which we were not allowed to vote on Thursday contained valuable and comprehensive suggestions for picking students to represent UBC. Perhaps such an elimination trial would even disclose hidden talent of which we have been deprived until this time. Even now, there is not much time left to prepare for a conference which has as its subject such a wide field. Nor will the work end with preparation and participation, but students at home will want to know the results and the decisions of those attending, and suitable means of presenting their findings must be arranged. It is no small task. Since there can be no debates this year, and student opinion seems to be mainly in favor of sending delegates to the conference, let them be sent. But we would demand of them a complete report at, and after, the conference. Vis Coi ? IT)ICA I *** Ay Denis Blunden • MUCH as I shiver at the thought of being classed with the professional moaners who bewail the lack of student spirit with admirable crocodile tears, I would like to voice a personal opinion that a large majority of the students on this campus are asleep on their feet when it comes to their own affairs. By this I mean mostly the affairs of the Student Council. In most cases it takes a student a full four years of lackadaisical interest to absorb some working knowledge of how his or her 13 fish are thrown about. In all too many cases the student never does find out which drain his money dribbled down. For the student in the lower two years, who seem to do all the squawking over little injustices, most of them hardly can name the nine members of council let alone judge whether their affairs are being handled properly. $30,600 Yet 2500 students pour nearly $30,000 annually into the coffers of the AMS for the nine members to handle and with which to conduct the students' business. Every student has a $13 share in this thirty thousand and is a share holder in the business going by the name of the Alma Mater Society. A fourth year student has invested $52, a sizable slice out of any person's bankroll. Now, I may be an old skinflint but 1 have only 26 greenbacks invested in the AMS and I am watching like a hawk just what they do with my money. And I'm not far wrong in assuming that any student on this or any other campus is going to watch how people play with a few of their own 10 dollar bills. IVY TOWERS Then what can be the reason for the fact that so many student have never reed the weekly minutes of the Council and thus don't care a whoop in hades what their representatives are doing in their ivy towers in the Brock? It certainly isn't because of pressure of work, because nearly every student has time to sit la the Brook for a few minutes once a week or visit the AMS office. It might be the fact that most people don't realize the benefits to be gained by having a good student governing body. It might be attributed to the fact that most actions of the councU carried on throughout the year are not spectacular enough to catch the interest of a generation milk fed on sensationalism. As the situation stands now, in polite phrasing, the students are not interested in the everyday actions of council. In other words, they just don't give a damn. .CREDIT COUNCIL It is to the credit of all councils that under these conditions student government has not been completely ruined. Apparently the students who are elected are generally sound in mind, if not in health, and whatever their shortcomings, they do their respective jobs well and to the best of their ability. It is in fulfilling their work collectively as a body that council contributes to the general lulling of student opinion. For functions or affairs of controversial interest there is a continual policy of passing the dollar bill between nine pairi of hands. There has been a high degree of "pie-in-the-sky" oratory until no one will believe the promises of council until they are in black and white. The suggestions made this year about student ownership of institutions like the caf, book store, dining room are idealistic, and no concrete moves have yet been made to put the policy into practice. HIGH SOUNDING Various council members have advanced high sounding ideas like the building of a radio station on the campus, and the hiring of a manager for the AMS, but when it comes to real action there appears to be no such animal. All this mdeterminism leads the students to feel that there is no point in listening to the plans and theories of councU because no concrete action will be taken during their generation. Add to this state of mind the aforementioned facts about the lethargic mental attitude of the students and it becomes increasingly difficult to determine just what hold the Alma Mater Society, the students, and thirteen dollars together. The situation jumped to the fore in the recent AMS "meeting", aptly analysed elsewhere by the sarcasm of my colleague J.T. At this writing about 700 students actually are interested in our own UBC brand of democracy and the rest of the student body, as I said before, are collectively a bunch of dead heats. About 2,000. students need to be yanked bodily and roughly from their mental Utopias and told in backroom language just what makes the little wheels in the AMS go round at such an erratic rate. Me, I know where my thirteen fish are gone or going. DO YOU? LOVE I held a little hand tonight to gentle and so sweet 1 thought my heart would break for joy So wildly did it beat: No other hand into my heart Would such gladness bring, As that little hand I held last night Four Aces and a King. DANGEROUS DAK KERCHOO A bunch of germs were hitting it up In the bronchial saloon Two bugs on the edge of the larynx Were jazzing a rag-time tune, While back of the teeth In a solo game Sat dangerous Dan Kerchoo. And watching the pulse waa his light of love That lady that's known as Flu. STOP PRESS It was agreed at a Council meeting Monday night to send four delegates to the Inter- Varsity conference to be held in Edmonton Feb. 16-18. While plans for selection of candidates was undecided at press-time it is understood that it would be done on a competitive basis. Issued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Board of the Alma Mater Society of the University of British Columbia. Offices Brook HaU Phone ALma 1624 For Advertising Standard Publishing Co., Ltd. 2182 W. Hat KErr. Uttl Campus Subscriptions—HJ0 Mail gubecrlpUcns-tt.W BDITOIt-IN-CHIEF MARGARET REID Senior Editors Tuesday Editor .... John Tom Seott Friday Editor .... Virginia Hammitt News Manager ... Marion Dundas Sports Editor Chuck Clarldge Qrad. Issue Editor .. Denis Blunden CUP Editor Cal Whitehead Staff Photographer Art Jones Staff Cartoonist Bun Walker Pub Secretary Anne Dewdney ASSOCIATE EDITORS Anne Dewdney, Orahame Thompson, Kan Weaver, Don Ferguson, Bruce Bewell. 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SCOTT f WHEN more than 600 university students walk into an auditorium to decide on an issue and then walk out ninety minutes later with dazed, but disgusted looks on their faces and then when the AMS secretary looks at her books and discovers that the undecided issue was not even put to a vote, it is time we pulled our heads out ef the sand and took a look at ourselves. We present the picture of a rather ridiculous looking ostrich. MYSTIC NUMBER Of all the problems we have to face in tackling AMS business, the most annoying ia brought a- bout by two lines in our constitution which demand that 33 1-3 percent of the total number of students be present at AMS meet- Our troubles can always be traced to those two lines. It has always been difficult to persuade 33 1-3 percent of the students that, no matter how much of their money we're going to spend, they should tag along and watch us spend it. As colleague Blunden says down to your left In his Comical Vis, they just don't give a damn, or a column to that effect. Personally, I just don't give a damn if they just don't give a damn. It la my suggestion to our constitutional amendment committee that the two lines be changed to something like "It la required that a student be hanging around somewhere." The quorum should be lowered to a percentage which our nine feature stars could always attract Maybe 25 percent, maybe 20, but we should do away with this leg- Uative dangling modifier. Psychologically, lt might Kara a lew to know a couple of rows of Students were spending their money right and left. Bat there is another angle to awt Thursday's circus which must be considered and to which can be mid almost as much blame as to our two lines. Council this year has pursued a policy of pork barrel legislation which can only lead to one conclusion: everybody's hand in the barrel. WHO'S COMPLAINING? I am not criticising this policy, because as long as we on the Pub get our share, we like the taste of pork very much. Anyway, what else can they do with the money? But when Council sends every little athletic team on the campus to every little milk sop ln the province, buys $100 chesterfields |or the Players Club, offers to send a Ubyasey delegate to a Toronto CUP conference, and sends Council delegates to a Reno conference, the Dirty Nine must expect that other groups will develop sticky fingers. Vest proposed conference on past-war plans of Canadian Uni- verttties ls Just as worthy a student effort as any of the above It ia evident that the Parliamentary Forum wants it—their Mc- Ooun debates went b ytb* wayside. It is evident also that other groups, such as tho impartial SPC, The arguments for and against th« conference are many and varied. The one against the conference, that it la too great an expense for the amount of good done to the student body as a whole, cannot be used by an honest council. Let's quit this haggling over quorums and ideals. Council should make this decision in line wth their current policy, just as they have made many other more vital ones before. Come on, you black-robed divinities, toss the fork. A woman's clothes are like a wire fence—they protect the property without obstructing the view. • * a • "I can't see what keeps you women from freezing!" "You aren't supposed to, big boy" LOST: One Ronson cigarette lighter, on campus Friday. Finder please return to Publications office. —Vancouver Sun Photo • FOUR OF THE voluptuous beauties of the Arabian Harem who will cavort before the mysterious Sultan and assembled students of the University on Thursday night are pictured above in a typical pose from their routine. The marvelous maidens are, from the left, Audrey Buchanan, Mary Hammond, Joan Field and Joan Clarke. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR The Editor, The Ubyssey, Dear Madam: The A.M.S. meeting of last Thursday hae created a false impression, and I seek your permission that I might point them out. The feeling Is abroad that President Whyte lost control of the meeting, thus, plunging it into, appalling disorder. May I submit that Mr. Whyte, along with several other public- spirited students, was made the victim of the most vicious obstructionism I have witnessed on this oampua? He was conscious that the meeting could be held on one of two bases. The obstructionists speedily saw to lt that neither of these bases were established. First, the meeting could devote Itself to a discussion of the technicalities surrounding the "Conference Motion passed a week before. Or, it could dispense with that motion altogether and get to the root of the trouble itself— whether or not this university should be represented at that conference. Mr. Whyte chose the latter basis, firmly believing that he would be affording adequate discussion ori all phases of the question. But, no, the nlgglers, the cavillers, the pursuers of petty niceties—in short, the obstructionists—blocked every effort of the meeting to arrive a this discussion. Then, satisfied they had successfully created enough confusion and thrown Mr. Whyte and his colleagues into discredit, these obstructionists filed out of the meeting place, leaving what I should call the "Rump Parliament." Unfortunately, those who were left could claim no quorum. But, to their everlasting credit, they could claim they stood for a principle, a worthy aspiration, a purpose. As Jack Hetherington revealed by his "straw vote," the Rump was almost unanimously in favour of this university participating in the post-war conference. Now that the obstructionists and the defeatists have destroyed two mass attempts to discuss this issue, now that they have thwarted the general will of the student body, I hope and trust Council will take the whole matter into its own hands. Aa a libera) institution, we can not afford to be absent from that gathering in Prairie Canada. I have a feeling that Council will not let us down. Very truly yours, Donald A. C. McGill (Continued From Page 1) GREEKS PRESENT OLAMOUB- • ORCHESTRA: Ole Olson's Commodore orchestra will syncopate in a Middle Eastern manner. Background music will weave an alluring oriental pattern for the chorus and the Arabian decorations. t COMMOTES: The people behind the plans for the Red Cross Ball are Anne Du Moulin, Doug Edwards, Joan Rodgers, Virginia Hammitt, Norm Hay, Meryle Rose, Florence Mercer, Joan Fischer, Frank Francis, Pat Cunningham, Les Raphael, Harry Marshal, Jean-Carol Lee, Don Newson, and Conrad McKenzie. O PATRONS: BaU patrons will be CoL The Hon. W. C. Woodward and Mrs. Woodward, Chancellor and Mrs. R. E. McKechnie, President and Mrs. L. S. Klinck, Dean and Mrs. Daniel Buchanan, Dean and Mrs. J. N. Finlayson, Dean F. M. Clement, Dean Dorothy Mawdsley, Dr. Allan Harris, Mr. A. E. Lord, Mr. W. O. Murrln, The Hon. Mr. Justice Dennis Murphy, Mr. George T. Cunningham, and Mrs. Austin C. Taylor. O WHERE AND WHEN: Lest you forget. The Red Cross Arabian Nights' Ball, which is the top hat and white tie social occasion 65)8} HJM *JB3it MeKERCHER OUT Jack McKercher received a I wound and was put out lor tha rest of the game and Norm Cooke was nursing a very painful bancs McKercher until this that had been leading the Varsity attack and had been* showing grand performance on the defence. This defeat for Varsity pats theft out of the running for ihe prised McKechnie Cup. They now hare but one game to play again* Vie* toria, but have only two points Is their credit Vancouver has three points to its credit and one game to play against Victoria. Tha Crimson tide has two games to play but has already got three points. Tht best that can happen ls a tit for all three teams for the league lead, but since the cup is a challenge cup Victoria will keep it if Van. couver does not win lt NOTICE Left ln unknown car: one suit and one tux. Finder please phone ALma 0381. 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