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VANCOUVER,   B.C.,  FRIDAY,   FEBRUARY  22,   1963
No. 56
Parliament wasn't model
Roof falls in
on mock House
Model Parliament nearly collapsed in angry chaos Thursday
A few minutes before the House was scheduled to adjourn.
for the day Model Parliament was without a government.
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gan to take their affairs serious-
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—Don Hume photos
Gordon  Kline  and  Everett  Stipp  confer with PM-for-a-day Ron Pollard (NDP)
Hates, hafs
color model
Between votes of non-confidence, model parliament found
time   for   discussion   Thursday.
They argued about whisky-
flavored postage stamps, nuclear arms, the B.C. dill pickle
industry, medicare, and the
Speaker's- hat.
As the session progressed,
heckling became more frequent,
table-pounding more insistent,
and   insults  more   insulting.
Each party was disgusted with
the other and said so.
"Model parliament has" become a mock parliament because of . . .". and the speakers'
words were drowned out by the
noise as each member of the
house shouted the name of the
party he hated most.
By the end of the Session,
members were openly accusing
each other of acting like six-
The coalition government was<§>'
dubbed by the Liberals the
"Unholy Alliance," and Ron
Pollard was referred to as the
"Honorable Minister from Expediency."
One member was expelled
from the house for not wearing
a tie. Other members had ties
put hurriedly around their
necks as they took their seats,
and one was seen putting his
on during a vote of non-confidence.
At one point the Speaker's
attention was brought to the
fact that two members of the
coalition   were   wearing  hats. .
"I think you are poking fun
at the ridiculous hat the Speaker is forced to wear," he said.
"What have we done now?"
Ross Munro asks Speaker
Graham  Parker.
Doug Maclean (mike) and
Garth Brown play it straight,
while others fool.
government and the opposition
parties couldn't. '.;•:':
- Therefore, under Parliamentary procedure, the Governor
General would have had to dissolve the House ending Model
Parliament for the year.
But at the last moment, the
Liberals gave in and formed a
This is how the brawl started:
Thursday's session opened
with the Liberals forming a
minority   government.
A Liberal crossed the floor
Wednesday when he refused to
support the government on its
arms for  Canada.
Prime Minister Ross Munro
demanded the return of the
"I have a mandate from the
students of this University to
form a government,' 'he told
the House.
"Taking this seat away is defying that mandate."
Under Model Parliament rules
the party with the most votes
gets 41 seats in the 80-seat
House. Liberals received a 51
per cent majority at the polls.
Munro's government collapsed early Thursday when a
new NDP non-confidence motion on nuclear arms was passed.
The NDP then formed a new
coalition government with the
Tories, Socreds and Communists with a total of 40 seats to
the government's 39.
But this government fell two
hours later on a Liberal non-
confidence motion. The Tories
voted with the Socialists but
a majority of Socreds and Communists abstained.
It was thereby up to Munro
and the Liberals to form the
new government.
But Munro refused.
Then   Model   Parliament   be-
ly. f
NDP members and Liberals
hurled insults across the floor.
Munro was accused of acting
like a -six-year-old child and;
the Speaker's pleas for order
went unnoticed.
The House recessed for five
minutes while the Liberals went
into caucus. It was either to form
a government or end Model
Munro didn't want to form
the government, but his caucus
overruled him. The Liberals
emerged ready for another try
with their minority government
in today's final session.
C o m merce
heads named
Bob Mackay, Commerce 3,
was acclaimed Comerce Undergraduate Society president
Mildred Chrystal, Commerce
3, was acclaimed secretary at
the same time.
Treasurer, vice-president, and
executive member posts are being contested and voting will
take  place  next Wednesday.
All undergraduate presidents
except those of Nursing and
Frosh,, must be elected tey
March 4 when the joint Student
Council   meeting  will  be  held.
This open house
had close call
OTTAWA (CUP) — Carleton University has a tough
time with its  Open Houses.
The last time the university
opened its doors to the public
the library flooded.
This week, on its new campus, open house was a hot affair, and once again the library was the centre of attention.
This time it caught fire.
The one with the wart on her nose
Which witch? The witch witch?
You can't tell which witch
is which these days, says an
Anglican  minister.
Because modern witches
seldom look the way a witch
is supposed to look like.
Rev. S. V. G. Mills, said
Thursday that in his experiences with witches, he had
met only one resembling the
Hallowe'en figure.
"This woman had wild unruly hair, a beaked nose and
a wart on the end of it," he
told about 20 students.
"But most of you wouldn't
know a witch if you saw one."
He said witchcraft, instead
of being on the decline is on
the increase all over the
world, especially in South
America and Britain.
•    •    •
"In fact you can buy your
way into a black mass in Vancouver," said the clergyman,
a UBC graduate now preaching in Washington state.
At a black mass—a reviling
of t h e  real thing,  says Rev.
Mills,—the witches work themselves into  a frenzy.
There is dancing in the
nude, drinking, orgies, the
Lord's Prayer is said backwards and other sacrileges
against church ceremony are
Professional witch-hunters,
and there are quite a few of
them, have long hinted there
might be a flourishing witch's
covey in Vancouver's West
They say wherever there is
a theft of church vessels
witches are responsible. The
vessels are necessary for the
black mass and they have to
be stolen.
•    •    •
"The Christian church does
not condone witchcraft whether it be black or white
magic," said Rev. Mills.
"These people (witches) say
they are in league with the
devil. Satan is definitely a
strong force in the world. We
see   his force   everywhere." Page 2
Friday, February 22, 1963
BBB, trade board object
... next chief justice?
Court post
for Diet
Minister John Diefenbaker may
buoome Canada's next Chief Justice, according to a story in the
University of Saskatchewan student paper, The Sheaf.
. The Sheaf said it has learned
that Diefenbaker would become
Chief Justice of the Supreme
' Court of Canada and Chief Justice of Canada.
- The paper said it got its information from an Ottawa source
"ge»erally described as -'usually
j'This Sheaf said it contacted several political science, legal and
political figures to ask their
opinion on the constitutionality
aind mechanics of the move.
"None of those contacted
wnuid allow his opinions to be
quoted on this issue, however,
pfossibly because, as one of them
put it 'one could scarcely imagine a more bizarre circumstance
aHsing'," The Sheaf said.
^v According to the U of S paper,
procedure for filling the positions is for the Prime Minster,
usually on the advice of the Minister of Justice, to submit names
of persons to the Governor-General for consideration.
Customarily, the Governor-
General would appoint the person recommended by the PM, although he has the power to refuse to do so.
The Sheaf contacted, they
claim, Fred Hadley, president of
the Prince Albert PC constituency association, Diefenbaker's
home riding.
Hadley said there was no truth
in the rumors the PM would resign. He said there was no doubt
the PM would win his riding
with a bigger majority than ever.
"Mr". Hadley did admit, when
questioned, that Mr. Diefenbaker
had not yet been nominated, and
that, in fact, no date for a nomination convention had been
set," The Sheaf said.
"Speculation in Ottawa immediately prior to the dissolution of the last Parliament was
that the Socreds would have supported a PC minority government headed by someone other
than Diefenbaker, perhaps Finance Minister Nowlan, Whether
dt* not such support would be
available should the PC's be returned again with a minority
jtfbvernment is not known," The
Sheaf said.
NFCUS discounts slapped
OTTAWA (CUP)—The Ottawa Better Business Bureau
and Board of Trade have come
out strongly against discount
cards produced by the National Federation of Canadian University Students.
Director of the Ottawa Better
Business Bureau said the discounts are "unethical," and
that "students are taking advantage of business.'
The bureau said the same
merchants who give students
discounts are approached for
funds for other aspects of university work.
The Ottawa Board of Trade
said "NFCUS is held in fairly
high regard in the business
community, but, "it is the
broad principle of the business
community not to encourage
discounts of any type. It's just
not sound business in our opinion."
The board said the matter of
discounts are left entirely up to
the individual merchants.
Better Business Bureaus
across   the   country   have   the
same    policy    regarding    discounts, the Ottawa bureau said.
National NFCUS president
Stewart Goodings said 16 (including UBC) Canadian universities operating the NFCUS
discount service and this is the
first time he has heard of a com-.
There are at present about
24 businesses giving students
discounts in Ottawa, and a poll
by the Carleton, student paper
at Carleton University, indicates only one will be dropping
the service.
(An official of the UBC
NFCUS committee said no complaints of this kind have ever
been voiced by Vancouver
(Seventeen firms listed on
the UBC discount card offer up
to 10 percent savings.)
Student slain with rifle;
U of T roommate arrested
TORONTO (CUP)—A University of Toronto student has
been charged with capital murder in connection with the
shooting death of his roommate.
The body of William Swayne, 24, was found near the
door of his apartment.
He had been shot with a rifle twice in the neck and
three times in the chest, Toronto homicide detectives told the
student newspaper, The Varsity.
Police said Swayne had been involved in an argument
over a girl.
Charged is Michael Mason, 21, a third year psychology
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Page 3
University is such a wonderful place.
Here we have interesting
elections to teach us about being apathetic.
Practice in bureaucracy and
the other social arts is offered
And there is so much going
on all the time and so many
people talking about so many
things that it isn't hard to
choose what we need to convince us we've been on the
right track all along.
Too bad about those people
who get excited over what -
they find at university or those
who can't make up their minds;
good thing they're in the minority.
• *    •
Perhaps eventually they'll
settle down and be as happy as
the rest of us.
I'm not saying students don't
learn at university; certainly
they increase their knowledge
in varying degrees but this, in
my opinion, is not equivalent
to truly benefiting from a university training.
How many students, at UBC,
for example, are willing to
change their minds about anything worthwhile? Very few,
as far as I can see.
Of course almost everyone
professes to have an open mind,
to be receptive to new ideas
and concepts.
• •    *
Everyone  is  ready  to   alter
, his opinions, views, frames of
reference — if he can be convinced. But in most cases, he
isn't convinced.
Or at any rate that's the excuse the student offers when he
graduates from university with
. almost the identical makeup he
had when he came to the institution.
With the exception of the
above-mentioned minority, students enter the wonderful
world of highest education
with their ideals, stereotypes
and beliefs well established.
The influential home life (or
lack of it), a conformity- and
society-oriented school system
and other youthful influences
have given the matriculator a
well-set mind.
• •    •   '
He has already decided for
or against pre-marital intercourse.
He has settled whether or not
God exists.
He knows against whom he's
going to discriminate when the
occasion arises.
Well equipped with his well-
ordered mind the student carefully selects material from his
university experiences to re-
enforce his attitudes.
If something doesn't fit into
the waiting forms it is discarded. If a new concept is opposed
to the established pattern it is
summarily rejected.
Secure in the knowledge
that he has found support for
what he was almost certain
about anyway when he entered
university, the student graduates.
• •   •
Of course, one mustn't forget
the exclusive few who don't
belong in the above picture.
They, I mean we, are still
managing to salvage something
out of university.
.   .   .   keyhole   peeper,   subsidized   columnist,  soap-sel'ing   huckster
Lippy press finks dislike
biased, editorial headlines
Arts boss
Arts president Mike Cole-
, man has been acclaimed for
j    a second term. :
i        Three    other    positions    oil.
next   year's   Arts  council also
went   by   acclamation.
;        Coleman,   who   lost   in   bid
i   for first vice-president in AMS
elections, is in third year arts.
Only position which will be
contested on the council is for
treasurer.  Candidates are Bob
Cruise,    Arts    3,    and   Dennis
Loeppky,  Arts 4.
Acclaimed were David Collier, Arts 2, vice-president;
Jane Southwell, Arts 2, secretary and Andy Danyliu, Arts
3,  USC representative.
Nominations closed at 4 p.m,
Thursday. Treasurer election
is Wednesday.
The topic was press and
radio responsibility, bias, sensationalism and that sort of
So a newspaper columnist
was called a "keyhole peeper."
A professor was called "a
subsidized columnist for Vancouver's worst paper."
And the man who did the
describing, radio commentator i
Jack Webster, called himself
"a huckster whose job in life
is to sell people soap and get
them to borrow money they
don't want."
The columnist was Sun
writer Jack Wasserman and the
professor, former Saturday
Night editor Arnold Edinborough.
• •    •
Fiery Webster blasted radio, The Sun, The Province,
Canadian Press and the CBC
as well as Edinborough and
About 500 students jammed
Bu. 106 for the discussion,
which was part of Hillel Week.
Wasserman acted as a moderator.
* *    *
Edinborough criticized Vancouver radio and finished by
saying that he didn't own a
radio or a  TV set.
Webster lashed out at the
MacMahon headline in the
Province ihree years ago on
the eve of the election. The
Province story said oilman
Frank MacMahon would stop
giving his business to B.C. if
the NDP were elected.
Both Webster and Edinborough criticized the Canadian
Press for its bland and inoffensive copy.
"Canadian Press," said Webster, "is a cheap, two-bit collection of newspaper dupes
which are washed back and
forth  across Canada."
Webster said responsibility
in journalism lies with the
people, publisher and the newspapermen themselves.
"The Guild (a Newspaper
union for reporters) doesn't
show any more interest in its
standards than those of carpenters or plumbers.
All agreed that a new Vancouver newspaper would be
a  good   thing.
Wasserman said he'd be particularly happy.
"Then I'd have a bit more
bargaining power — (long
pause)—pilease Mr. Cromie I
didn't  mean   it!"
Blood drive 700 pints shy
with just one day to go
The Blood Drive reached three-quarters of its quota by
mid-afternoon Thursday.
To go over the top, 700 more students will have to bleed
before 4:30 p.m. today.
Only 278 sutdents gave blood Wednesday and 244 Thursday to bring the grand total to 2,270 pints. The quota is 3,000
Only one social worker has so far bared his arm, and not
a single architect or lawman.
Rev. Geoff Smith, recentJsy
returned after nine years in
Africa, speaks on "Christianity
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Letters to the Editor
Take note Hello !!
Editor, Editor,
The Ubyssey, The ubyssey,     "
Concerning   your   article   in T     xi     ,   ,   ,,      ,,    .    ,   „
February  21   edition  of  The . \ f tended  the  Musical   So-
Ubyssey, "S.U.B. spells end of "ety *    pr°ductl°n    °f      Bye
Brock and  cafeteria,"  may I Bye Birdie" on Monday night,
respectfully point out that this *e first of four student shows
statement  is inaccurate.  "The ^fore,the offlcial opemng on
present  plan  of  the   Student Tnursday-
Union building planning com- As t h e final curtain rang
mittee ... (is not that). The down> x found myself able to
auditorium and caf will dis- Sive only a perfunctory hand-
appear in two years." claP>     amid    the    otherwise
The minutes of the February thunderous  applause   Perhaps
12 Joint Student Union build- * anl Slmply reluctant to admit
ing planning committee meet- *at,We have a sucfss on °ur
■ ,        in •     tu-       hands, or my own skimpy the-
mg  read  as  follows  in  t h l s       . .    , . ,
atrical   experience   makes   me
ar"a:. . that present and future to°  ?bjective   But  I was  dis-
student needs for food serv- ?PPT*du "*   qUlte   ffa"kly
ice facilities, wherever pos- mS?}°*  ^   the   mes*   which
sible. be included in the pro- ^{ded bef°re me °n M°nday
posed  Student  Union build- s    '
ing.    This   will   make   the "Bye  Bye  Birdie"   was  not
Union   building   the   major ready to be performed before a
food service outlet on cam- PayinS audience. It was a tech-
pus >> nical    abomination,    saturated
"That   the   present   satellite with iU-timed scenery changes,
units     (food    service    units lighting    muffs,   visible   stage
such as Brock hall and the crew> set discrepancies, micro-
cafeteria)   be   continued   in phone wowing, off tune orches-
operation as they are a valu- tra and inaudible singing and
able    service    for    between dialogue. In short it was a typ-
class    and    limited    other ical   dress   rehearsal   —   and
uses       >. should have been attended by
,      ,      , the   directors   and   show   per-
sonnel. But by having a paying
Concerning the future of the audience, be it student or pub-
present auditorium building, it lic>   75   cents  or  $2.50,  they
was drawn to the committee's turned it into an opening night,
attention that this building is thus making any criticisms of
classified as a temporary struc- the ineptness of the production
ture and will be eventually re- completely valid
moved.   If   the   new   Student -A    -A-    -A
Union   building   is   to   have   a
theatre as one of its facilities, I am acquainted with t h e
it is only logical that such a fact that Birdie has a hiSh
facility may speed up the re- priced "W^ght, thereby ne-
moval of the auditorium build- cessitating some student shows,
ing that was scheduled to be but this Provides no excuse
removed on or before 1955. for the double dealing by
The committee's decisions in which the student body was
the areas of food service could led to believe that the produc-
be summarized as follows: A tion was at its Peak and ready
major food service outlet in to open- U was about the most
the Student Union building unethical piece of theatrical
and satellite food service units, hoodwinking imaginable . . .
located at points of conveni- I do n°t make this letter
ence throughout the campus to deliberately destructive. On
serve those students who, be- the contrary, the flaws men-
cause of distance, weather, etc. tioned are easily corrected
cannot reach t h e Union be- with more rehearsal. I am con-
tween classes; or who could fident that by opening night
not conveniently reach the a11 win be smooth and well-
Union for their main meal. °iled- "Bye Bye Birdie" will
The committee was of the be a hu§e success, then. But
opinion that the present food Mussoc must remember that
service outlets should remain they have three more paying
as is, as long as they are eco- audiences before the premiere,
nomically populated by the a n d even though lowly stu-
students. dents, they would be much
DEAN FELTHAM, happier viewing a finished hit,
Chairman, Student than a potential hit.
Union Building SCOTT DOUGLAS,
Planning  Committee. Arts III.
"Not with a bang-but a whimper
Where have all the anti-nuclear liberals
V•. We know where one of them is. He's now
sitting as an independent in the Model Parliament. He crossed the floor because he is opposed to Canada accepting nuclear arms, as
proposed by the Liberals.
But where are the others—the ones who
should have walked with him to back up the
personal beliefs they have expressed in the
We wonder.
We know there are more anti-nuclear
Liberals than one. Just a month ago, the
Liberal executive split on acceptance of the
weapons. A couple of days later, the club
membership split also.
But When it came time Wednesday night
for the vote on an NDP amendment to the
Throne Speech—a vote of non-confidence in
the government's policy with regard to nuclear
arms—only Frank Brown had the courage of
his convictions.
We realize that it would be a scar for
many Liberals to stand on a principle and
make a play Parliament fall. The public image
—whatever the cost—is the most important
But then, ironically^the liberals fell anyway.
How did they fall?
Did they fall because a few principled
members bolted? No.
They fell because not enough Liberals
turned up to vote Thursday when another
non-confidence motion was put.
Ignominious^ wasn't it?
UBC students are really in a rut
■ '      Frank the Aggie has a point.
The lawns around here aren't fit for a tired
• ftggie cow to graze on.
She'd die of starvation in no time.
Frank, of couse, is not suggesting that he
wants to graze cows on the lawns, but he has
more than a passing interest in pastures and
that sort of thing and he notices when things
are getting bad in this area.
Frank brought the matter up at the student council meeting the other night and suitable steps are now being taken to remedy the
But we were surprised at the thought
which had gone into the matter by councillors
other than those directly concerned like Frank.
The science president for instance came
up with an eminently possible suggestion.
He said that ruts symbolize the pattern of
traffic on the campus and that this symbolism
is interpreted by Buildings and Grounds
people so they know where to put the new
When ruts get deep enough, he said, B
and G get a construction crew out to build
a sidewalk.
The treasurer, too, presented a thoughtful
interpretation of the significance of ruts. He
said they are looked upon as ditches by Buildings and Grounds. That way there is no need
to provide drainage for it is provided by natural student traffic.
These suggestions have merit, but Frank's
is best.
Put up some more of those nice yellow
wire fences.
And then turn on the electricity.
Mr. Necktieparty's guest says:
"These "parties   prove nothing
You know, I've always wanted to be a writer. (Freudian
demise desire?) So, to enable
me to get an idea of just how
a really big political writer
operates, I wrangled my way
into a press conference the
other night.
It was being held by the
notable 1 o c a 1-boy-made-good,
Charles Necktieparty, and his
subjects were political leaders
from the four parties. He was
interested in getting their
views about the forthcoming
election. ;
I arrived a little early and
Mr. Necktieparty asked me to
hide in his wastepaper basket
so that I would not disturb the
subjects. "It is very important
to make your subjects feel at
ease," he said. Once in the
basket I watched him put out
four chairs in the bare room
and seat himself in one to wait
for  the  men.
Oddly enough they all arrived together, laughing and
talking about gardening and
other hobbies they had.
*    •    •
Mr.  Necktieparty  leaped up
slowly to shake their hands.
Not wishing to offend anyone
right off the bat he greeted
them in alphabetical order:
Mr. Dief, Mr. Doug, Mr. Pear,
and Mr. Thorn. All but Mr.
Pear having counted their
fingers, they moved toward the
Mr. Necktieparty beat Mr.
Dief to the last one whereupon
Mr. Thorn rose to say that for
a small consideration he would
allow Mr. Dief to sit. Mr. Dief
declined, saying that he preferred to stand alone.
"Well gents, I guess you
know why I have asked you
all here," said Charles. Pre-
tening not to hear a 'No' from
Mr. Thorn, he continued, "I,
with the true public interest
at heart, am now offering you
my vast audience (here he
broke into a fit of giggles,
mumbling somthing about
'captive   in   parts'    or   some-
The writer is a columnist
for the University of Alberta-
Calgary student newspaper.
The Gauntlet.
thing) who are waiting eagerly for my impressions of your
impressions of how the coming
elections will go.
"We'll start with Mr. Pear."
"Well,  I just hope that nobody    brings    up    this    anti-
Americanism, that's all; that's
•    *    •
I'Thank you, Mr. Pear. Now
you, Mr. Doug."
"I would like to say that I
personally did not have anything to do with the recent
cabinet 'revolt,' but it constituted a consummation devoutly wished."
"Nobody better mention anti-
Americanism, boy," interjected
Mr. Pear.
"Mr. Thorn."
"My parties, when elected,
would administer a great many
adjustments to the economy."
"Remember, not a word
about 'anti-Americanism,' "
said Mr. Pear.
"How about you now, Mr.
"I   .. .   ."
"Have you ever said 'anti-
Americanism' Mr. Dief?" questioned Mr. Necktieparty at
this point.
"Anti-Americanism " said
Mr.   Dief.   "I   .   .   ."
"Well, that completes the
interview, gentlemen. Good
Mr. Dief left on foot, Mr.
Pear and Mr. Doug left back-
to-back on their tandem bicycle, and Mr. Thorn, kite under
his arm, went up to the attic.
Charles. turned to me and
said, "That's all there is to it,
kid; simple as pie.
•    •    •
"Now I'll show you the great
stories I will feed my loving
readers tomorrow. Four, count
'em, four.
(1) "Mr. Dief Shouts 'Anti-
Americanism' During Interview on Policy.
(2) "Thorn Would Fill Cabinet with Chiropractors—
'Adjustments   Necessary.'
(3) "Doug Denies Hands Dirty But Urges Revolution.
(4) "Generous, Kind, Lovable Pear Urges Love,
"A clear, true picture of the
leaders and the situations;
that's what I strive to give my
readers,"  said Charlie.
He added: "Of course, when
I get in a bind Lean always
prop a mirror up on my liquor
cooler and interview 'sources
close to the cabinet.' "
Oh, by the way, Mr. Necktieparty's autobiographical account, "Origin of the Specious,"
published by Doubletalk and
Co., will be on the stands soon. Friday, February 22, 1963
Page 5
Brock, Caf to stay
sayr S U 8 off ic ia I
Brock Hall and the Cafeteria will remain as campus food
centers after the construction of the new Student Union
Building, says a SUB official.
—Don Hume photo
. .  . the grass, of course
Grass gets cut short
by student short cuts
A small sign said "Keep off the grass."
But in a 15-minute stretch, more than 65 students took a
shortcut across the grass past the sign, in front of the library.
"I have no idea  why I took
Dean Feltham., chairman of
the SUB planning committee,
Thursday clarified reports that
Brock Hall will become an academic centre and the Cafeteria
will disappear in two years.
"First of all, the future of the
buildings will be decided by the
Adiminstration, not our committee,' he said.
"And it is the Administration's stated policy to retain
present food outlets on campus
as long as students use them."
Feltham also clarified the report that students want to sell
Stock, Hall .to the University to
help finance the SUB.
"While students did contribute the major cost of construction to Brock and Brock Extension, the building is still the
property of the University, not
the students," he said.
"However, it is hoped that
the Administration will find its
way clear to make an additional grant to the SUB in light of
these past student contributions."
The Administration is at
present committed only to paying the cost of installation of
food service in the SUB.
Rennie named
Science boss
Chuck  Rennie  became
Science    Undergraduate    Society  president Thursday  by
a two to one majority.
More    than    350    students
turned out to the polls.
Present Science president
Don Farish said he will complain to the discipline committee about engineers who
Farish says stuffed 600 ballots
into the ballot boxes.
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the short cut," said Gary Kent,
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' "It's shorter," said Barry
Piers, Science II. "Besides
everybody does it."
Piers had approached from
the direction of the bus stop
cafeteria and did not see the
But Arts student Wayne
Dutcher did.
. He looked at the sign, smiled,
and kept walking. "Shortest
distance,"  he  quipped.
The only professor who took
the shortcut commented: "Most
people seem to do it."
A Ubyssey reporter and
photographer tested the value
in taking shortcuts across lawns
UofA president
is alumni speaker
Dr. Walter H. Johns, president of the University of Alberta, will be guest speaker at
the UBC Alumni Association
regional conference on higher
education March 23 in Prince
His topic will be A National
Urogram for Higher Education
in  Canada.
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South end of West Mall.
They saved exactly one minute and 27 seconds by walking
kitty-corner across the grass.
No spies at UAC
RCMP have denied that undercover police investigations have
been made at the University of
Alberta at Calgary, according to
a report in the UAC student
newspaper, The Gauntlet.
UBC school
gains status
UBC's School of Librarian-
ship has been given the seal of
approval of the American and
Canadian   library   associations.
The school, which has been
operating for only 18 months,
has been accredited by the two
associations in the minimum
permissible time, said the
school's director, Dr. Samuel
The accreditation was awarded on the basis of a detailed
evaluation of the school's curriculum, students and faculty,
including a recent visit of inspection by external examiners
from Chicago, Seattle and Regina.
Accreditation means that
graduates of the UBC school
will be eligible for placement
in the best Canadian and
American   libraries.
"But, I tell you, there is no powder room.
What do you think this is, TCA?"
Next time she will choose TCA and enjoy the comfort of the DC-8 Jet,
Vanguard or Viscount. Fast, luxurious and economical, too.
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Friday, February 22, 1963
Soccer Birds beat PCL club
Rugger fecrm
chalks up
two victories
The Thunderbird rugger team,
returning home from California, defeated Oregon State 8-0
in Corvallis Wednesday.
The Birds returned home
Thursday with a 2-1 won-lost
record. Last year they lost all
three  games  on   their  tour.
Last weekend they played
their first two World Cup
games in California. Saturday
they were beaten 9-3 but they
came back to win the second
Wednesday's game saw the
Birds score all their points in
the first half on a try, conversion and a penalty kick before
Oregon's largest crowd of the
When the two teams met at
UBC stadium last year the
Americans were defeated 43-0.
The most important games by
far were the two World Cup
games. Saturday's game was
played in a downpour before
about 1,000 fans in Berkeley's
Memorial Stadium. Although
the Birds lost, coach Albert
: Laithwaite feels that the game
could have gone either way.
As the game progressed the
field becam muddy and reduced
the game into a slugging forward battle. Most of the scoring was done as a result of bad
- breaks. UBC's Terry Cuffing
grabbed a loose ball in the Cal
end zone for the Birds only
The second game .was played
in sunny 65-degree weather before 3,000 chering fans. Once
again breaks won the game.
Ray Wickland blocked Jerry
Walters' kick for a try converted by Dave Howie. Cal's
heavier team was held by fierce
tackling. Standout for the Birds
was captain Don Sloan at fullback.
IN FENCING: UBC took the
B.C. Novice Championships in
a meet Tuesday at Simon
Fraser School gym. A novice
fencer is one who has never
won a championship before.
—Don Hume photo
DISGUSTED   Columbus   goalie   Merv   Schweitzer   glares   at
empty net after UBC Thunderbirds' second goal has just got
past him Thursday. Birds beat Pacific Coast League team 3-1
to increase their chances of admission to the senior league.
Womens titles at stake
in weekend competition
Top women athletes from five Canadian universities will
be competing for three WCIAA titles this weekend in Vancouver.
Women from the Universities of Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Alberta at Calgary and Alberta at Edmonton will meet
UBC in the volleyball, speed swimming and synchronized
swimming tournaments to b,e held at Crystal pool and Memorial gym.
The speed swimming events take place Friday night from
7:30 to 11:00 at Crystal pool with UBC as the top contender.
In synchronized swimming UBC's three-member team
of Morraine Plant, Marilyn Thomson and Kay Shoemaker
will perform strokes and figures Saturday 9:00 -11:00, and
routines from 2:30 - 5:30.
The volleyball tournament takes place in the gym Friday
from 1:00-6:30, and Saturday from 10:30-3.30.
Hockey Birds idle
Don't play;  lose first spot
The UBC Hockey Thunderbirds will take an enforced
rest from league play this
weekend, and as a result will
find themselves ousted from
their first place  position.
Birds travel to Pentiction
today for a two game series
with Dinosaurs from the Calgary branch of the University
of Alberta.
Calgary, who entered the
WCIAA basketball conference
this year, are anxious to enter
the hockey schedule next
•    *    •
But while the Birds are
away, the prairie, teams in the
Western Intercollegiate conference  will play.
And one of them—either
Edmonton    or    Saskatchewan
will take the  conference lead
away from UBC.
Birds are now just one point,
ahead of Sdmonton, and two
points ahead of Saskatchewan.
So no matter who wins, the
Thunderbirds will find themselves out of first place.
•    *    •
UBC coach Father David
Bauer, looking ahead to the
national collegiate championships next month, will leave
some of his first line in Vancouver for a rest this weekend.
Goalie Ken Broderick, de-
fenceman Dave Chambers, and
forward Mickey McDowell
will definitely stay at home,
and they may be joined by a
few others.
Sharing Broderick's place in
the nets will be substitutes
Ken Smith and Jack Harris.
Smith played goal for the
Birds last year and has subbed
several .periods of exhibition
play this year.
Father Bauer will be using
the two practise games to
cement his forward lines
firmly together. "The experimental period is over and we
have to smooth out their playing,"   he said.
*    *    • -
Birds will get a chance to
regain the league's top spot—
and ' clinch the conference
title—next weekend when
thp lay a two, game, eight
point series with the winless
University of Manitoba Bisons.
Unbeaten  string  18
after Columbus win
UBC Thunderbirds surprised a confident Columbus teaff
3-1 Thursday in a wide-open noon hour game at UBC Stadium
The  game,   UBC's  18th with- '
out a defeat, was played before
a packed house including UBC
students and Columbus' volatile  squadron  of fans.
Columbus is the second team
from the Pacific (Coast Soccer
League Birds have met this season. Joe Johnson's crew tied
Vancouver Firefighters the preceding Thursday. The Columbus team, unlike Firefighters,
was at full strength.
The spirited UBC team, showing impressive ball control and
speed, forced much of the play
during the first half. Birds were
not effective around the Columbus goal, however, missing several   good   chances.
First goal was scored by Columbus' Roy Nosella late in the
first half. UBC's Jim Jamieson
soon countered after a long pass
from left fullback Johnson.
In the second half, an early
goal by UBC's Bob Johnson
was called back due to an offside penalty. Birds got it back,
however, when a shot by Dew-
iss Brown got past Columbus
goalie Merv Schweitzer. Birds
concluded the scoring late in
the half when a brilliant shot
by Jamieson caught Schweitzer
Birds are now preparing for
the Province Cup, a tournament
involving all Lower Mainland
Leagues. UBC can clinch the
Mainland League championship
Saturday with a victory over
Danubia. Game goes at 2:30 at
Kensington Park.
squad is entered in the B.C
Championships in VancouvE
Saturday   afternoon.
* *     *
IN SKIING: UBC's ski tear
will travel to Portland today t
take part in that city's infSi
collegiate   Winter   Carnival.
* *     *
women's skating and gymnai
tic teams placed second to Sal
katchewan at the Wester
Canadian Intercollegiate rriee
in  Saskatoon  last  weekend.
* *     *
In the Pacific Intercollegiat
Ski Meet at Rossland over tt>
wekend, the UBC women
team won both Class 1 ,a»
Class II events.
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Jazz with the
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ers a
*evenge for loss
The UBC Thunderbirds basketball team, still smarting from
ifeir double loss to the Calgary branch of the University ot
ilberta last weekend, will try to take revenge this weekend—
kd their prospective victims are Calgary's first cousins, the
Smonton branch of the U. of A.
Birds fight
for elusive
kowson prize
One of the most elusive titles
fe UBC wrestlers have ever
me up against will be the ob-
fct of the WCIAA champion-
ips to be held Saturday in the
bjnen's gym.
The Western Intercollegiate
restling championships will
sgin at 1:30 in the women's
<m with UBC hosting the Al-
irta Bears and the Saskatche-
iin Huskies.
i"he Huskies, present holders
the Rowson trophy, will find
BC   a   very   strong   contender
jr the trophy this year.
Last year's team captain Ron
Sa (167 lb. class) and Bruce
tehardson (123 lb. class) won
feir respective weight classes
id are expected to repeat this
Gann Christianson (a heavy
Kght), who was out last year
[th an injury, is also given a
pd chance to win his class.
"Kits year UBC may have to
fiteit the 157 lb. class if Reiner
Jthes' injury is not healed in
pe. Wes Ackerman, also in the
7 lb. class, suffered a dislo-
ted shoulder in a meet with
estern Washington College
feral weeks ago and is out for
} season.
The meet will be a round
oin with each man wrestling
*men in his weight class. The
itches will be judged accord-
; to Olympic-style rules with
; winner of each match reiving three points and the
;er one point. In the event of a
each wrestler will receive
o points.
rotfey team
UBC's volleyball team will
mpete against three other
ihte at the WCIAA champion-
ips Friday and Saturday in
Top contender for the cham-
Snships is the University of
:berta at Edmonton who won
e meet last year.
The four teams entered in
CIAA volleyball champion-
ips are Edmonton, UBC, Cal-
ry and: Manitoba. UBC placed
cond to Edmonton last year.
UBC is sending a l:0-man
am to compete in the double
und robin event over a two-
y period.
Only three of last year's team
embers are on the season's
am. They are John Irving,
nis Lacis and John Pelto.
at 11 a.m.
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Birds will meet the Edmonton
Golden Bears tonight and tomorrow night in the Alberta city.
UBC will have to win both
games if they wish to keep alive
their hopes of shutting Calgary
out of a tie for the league crown.
Any   loss   by   UBC   in   their,
next four games, combined with
a double win by Calgary against
Manitoba would result in a tie.
Thunderbirds defeated Edmonton  easily   in   their   first   two1
matches this year, but may find
the  going  a  little   tougher  this
Mike Potkonjak, UBC's team
captain is out for the rest of the
season with a torn Achilles tendon he picked up in the Calgary
series last weekend.
Potkonjak will be replaced by
Ron Erickson, who at 6'7" has
all the height necessary, but
is still a little shy in experience.
Erickson has some of the most
deceptive fakes of any player in
the league, and a nice hook shot
as well, but he doesn't seem to
be able to break free for a quick
pass as easily as the speedier
Page 7
Birds to baffle
Pacific Falcons
The Thunderbirds and their
fledgling brothers, the Jayvees, will travel to Seattle
Monday night for games with
the   Seattle  Pacific  Falcons.
Jayvees will play the preliminary game at 6 p.m., while
the feature game goes at 8.
... big gun
to defend
WCIAA title
The defending champion
Thunderbird swim team puts
its title on the line when it
competes in the WCIAA championships in Edmonton this
Birds won the championship
last year by one point margin,
131-130 over Alberta.
Birds beat Alberta 52-43 earlier this year but this will be no
indication of the weekend's
Swimmers will be allowed to
compete in three events and a
relay. This was a controversial
point in last year's championships.
Birds big guns will be Brian
Griffiths, Bill Campbell and
Dave Smith .
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Friday, February 22, 1963
Red cold war
theory probed
Dr. Fred Warner Neal, Professor of International Relations
at Claremont Graduate School and specialist on Eastern European Affairs, speaks on "Communist Theory and the Cold War,"
noon today, Bu.102
** *•   a
.  .  . corners Remnant
Phil flings
at Remnant
Phil Gaglardi, bible-thumping minister of highways, has
challenged UBC philosophy
professor Peter Remnant to a
debate on the existence of God.
Dr. Remnant had no comment to make on the suggestion.
"Too much has been said already about this," he said,
Gaglardi said in the Legislature Wednesday that he would
be happy "any day of the week
to stand alongside the professor
and tell him why I believe in
• *    •
The Minister of Highways is
also a minister for the Penta-
cGstal  assemblies  of  Canada.
Gaglardi said that the professor had the right to say what
he wanted.
"But I don't think mothers
and fathers who make up the
populations of this great nation
are appreciative of sending their
children to places of higher
learning and to have someone
tell them there is no God.
• •    •
There has been much controversy lately in the Legislature
and elsewhere over a speech
Remnant gave at UBC last term
denying the existence of God.
Remnant said religion was an
irrational facade for human ignorance, and will eventually
die out.
North American Indian Evening, 8 p.m. tonight. Films on
Eskimo and Indian life. Dances
by Chief Dan George.- Sunday,
Coffee Party, 8 p.m.—film:
"Indian Problem."
* *     *
Annual general meeting, Monday, 6:30 p.m. Election of officers, apparatus gym. All members please attend.
* *     *
Dr. Ian E. Efford speaks on
"The Ecology of Watermites,"
noon today,  Bio. Sc.  2321.
k       -k       -k
Missionary Challenge Week
starts Monday, noon. Wycliffe
Bible Translators. Film: "The
Awaking  Giant,"  Bu.   106.
* *     *
Miss McCubbin of the School
of Social Work speaks on "A
New Approach to the Problems of the Aging."
* *     *
Discussion with Mike Sinclair on Crossroads Africa.
•k      "k      *
Biographical films on Saint
—Escupery and Malraux, noon
today, Bu. 205.
* *     *
Prof. Ping-Ti Ho speaks on
the "Social Mobility in Traditional China," noon today, Bu.
* *     *
Color film: "Luft Hansa" and
news reel, noon today, Bu. 203.
* *     *
Psychology Week: Dr. Ty-
hurst speaks on "The Role of
Transition Rates in Mental illness, 12:30 Monday, Bu. 100.
Film "Faces of Depression,"
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