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 THE U8YSSeY
on
building
program
Vol. XUV
VANCOUVER, B.C., FRIDAY, JANUARY 19,  1962
No. 42
$800,000 only stopgap
McMaster gets
midterm break
HAMILTON (CUP) — Students at McMaster University
will receive a mid-term break
this year, enabling them to
catch up on late essays and
to prepare for final examina-
tipns. .„.,..,.•.
During the week March 4-
10, no undergraduate classes
will be held, but members of
the faculty will be available
fga- consultation. A result of
t study week is the extension
: oijeCtures to April 7.
Scott gets
new look-
gilt edged
By PAT HORROBIN
Coromerqeman Malcolm Scott
gets that gilt-edged look these
days when money-talk spills
into five figures.
; Like $90,000. Scott has invested this much — Alma Mater
Society money — on the downtown stock exchange since September.
Not that Scott, council treasurer, is getting grandiose. He
still likes the ring of small sums.
SMALL SUMS, TOO
Smallish sums like $30,477.23.
"B.C. Electric parity development bonds," Scott reminisced.
"Five percent interest."
This one is old hat. Council
has already picked up its $1,455
cheque, profit from post-takeover B.C. Electric investments, j
Scott looks forward to~ realizing three and a half percent of
$60,000 sometime this spring.
"Industrial Acceptance Corporation. The kind of stuff insurance companies and trust
funds go into. The day Industrial goes broke we can all pack
up and go home," is the way
Seott explains the rules of how-
to-play - the - stock-exchange-and-
win.
FREE REIN
Section 2, sub-section 'f of
the new AMS constitution gives
Scott free rein with student
finances. He can buy stocks or
bonds "issued by any society
or company within the province
of British Columbia or elsewhere."
Malcolm Scott, in his new
role as chief student council
high-finance expert, likes to
compare the interest he's getting with what the banks offer.
"Three and a half percent
from Industrial. Five percent
from BCE. One to two percent
from the banks."
Important position?
Dr. J. A. Jacobs, director of
the Institute of Earth Sciences
at the University, has been
named a distinguished lecturer
by the Canadian Society of Ex-
—Photo by I^es Pal.
Aussie   Rolf   Harris   demonstrates   "Dislocation   Twist"
SUB planner says
$5 million needed
Planning consultant Porter Butts Thursday warned student officials that the proposed $800,000 student union building
will be only a start in meeting UBC's ultimate needs for
student facilities.
Taken alone, he said, the new building would not meet
present needs, but would serve adequately as a supplement
to Brock Hall. <;
He said the new union, which would contain a maximum
of 40,000 square feet of floor space, would provide only about
3 square feet per student.
This is only 25 per cent of the minimum per student requirement shown in U.S. surveys, Butts said.
The director of the University
of Wisconsin union building,
Butts is on campus to assist a
student committee in planning
the new building. He arrived
Wednesday night and leaves
Saturday.
Butts suggested that definite
attempts be made to get more
money for the first stage of the
proposed union centre.
TENTATIVE PLANS
(Tentative plans are to build
a student center in three stages
to meet needs of a 20,000 student population).
When told that the Alma Mater Society may not bind the students for more than eight years
and must pay interest of 5%
percent on loans, he said, "This
university which built a $500,
000 building and found it totally
inadequate from the day it opened. He said they are now building a $2 million addition, but the
jost of attaching it to the first
unit is so high the first $500,000
was mostly wasted.
The planner estimated that^
UBC, if judged by normal standards, will ultimately require a
building of about 240,000 square
feet. It would cost about $5
million ' &fc_ present ra*je»* Because UBC has other-laciiiltes,
a smaller union center might be
adequate, he. said.
AIDS STUDENTS -
Butts will aid students in plan?
ning the building by determmfng
student needs scientifically, using   questionnaires   and   survey
method  of financing  is outside  , s.   . ...
,, ,        . a      . .     techniques, and then preparing
the realm of my experience to,..,":.    .
. .   „ .a building program
date.
He said most U.S. buildings
are financed over 30 or 40 years
with interest rates as low as 3V6
per cent. "Banks and insurance companies in the U.S. are
glad to float these loans at interest rates ranging from four
to 4V£ per cent," he added.
STAGES COST MORE
He said it costs more in the
long run to build in stages.   •
Student president Alan Cornwall and Butts are scheduled to
meet witn administration officials today to discuss the problem.
Butts told of an 8,000-student
Mr. Butts pointed out that cultural and regional differences
are of great importance in planning.
He said the biggest ballroom
he had ever seen was built at a
j Mormon university where recreation such as billiards and card
playing are taboo. At a Lutheran
institution dancing is out, but
bowling is extremely popular.
Asked what he thought of
UBC at the end of a three-hour
tour, he said.it was too early to
offer an opinion. But he did .say:
"I've never seen so many separate srtack bars in my life."
But officials kick em out again	
Harris really draw 'em in for pep meet
Several hundred confused
students milled about the
foyer of the Memorial Gym
Thursday trying to give 25
cents away and get back into
the gym for the Mardi Gras
pep meet.
By 11:45 a.m. there were
more than 1,000 students in
the gym waiting for the show
to start.
They were requested to return to the foyer as no one
had been at the door charging
admission and distributing ballots when they came in.
•T*        •**        •!•
The result was a colossal
traffic jam as students left the
gym, filling the foyer, the
stairs and the corridors.
Then there was no one there
to take the money.
Students pushed, shoved
and grumbled.
"No    organization,"     com
plained one student, "Why
didn't they have someone here
early?"
"They could have charged
at the exit," added another,
"Guess that's too much
trouble."
V        V V
Many students filtered back
into the gym without paying
or receiving ballots.
Soon the crowd began to
move in several directions.
Students discovered that
someone was finally ready to
take their money. Most of
them didn't know who or
where.
Admission takers at the
foot and head of the main
stairs were mobbed by students going out and in by the
same stairs.
By 12:30 most of the students were settled in the gym,
waiting for the show to start.
Then there was a delay before the presentation of the
queen candidates.
Impatient students ~ began
to clap.
.^Finally   the   pep  meet   got
started.
Queen candidates displayed
themes of various European
countries. They appeared in a
parade featuring playing
cards, torch bearers, wooden
shoes and even a dog.
*p    v    ^p
Comedian Rolf_Harris was
master of ceremonies for the
King candidate skits.
First   candidate   to  appear,   -
Zeta Fsi's Fraser Evans, had
no  skit  to  offer.   Instead  he  .
said many do not realize the
fine - purpose   behind   Mardi
Gras. •'
He introduced Timmy, this
year's    Easter   Seal   crippled
child, pointing out the "more
serious side of this worthwhile cause."
The moving response of the
students showed Evans'-
gesture was justified. The
ovation for Timmy was long
and  thunderous.
•r      *t"      *r
Other skits ranged from the
ridiculous to the hilarious,
with take-offs on MacBeth,
Dracula, Robin Hood and the
song "Frankie and Johnny."
One group, modelling themselves on a popular singing
quartet, managed a few good-
natured digs at Harris.
Harris, along with the Chris
Cage Trio, contributed an entertaining half-hour of songs,
and a hilarious stunt he calls
his "Dislocation Twist." As
usual, he brought the house
down with his "Into-the-
Woods" routine. Page 2
THE      UBYSSEY
Friday, January  19,  1962
THE UBYSSEY
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STAFF THB5 ISSUE
REPORTERS:  Pat Horrobin, Sharon MacKinnon, Doug
Sheffield,    Catriona   McAskia,   Heather   Virtue,   Ron
Riter, Nicky Phillips.
SPORTS: Bill Willson, Glenn Schultz, Herb Walker, Bert
MacKinnon, George Railton.
TECHNICAL: Bill Wyness, Pauline Fisher, Bob Groves.
rr's delight
It doesn't matter how bad an impression guest speakers
/and. performers receive of UBC as long as lots of students turn
-out to eat their lunches.
This seems to be the reasoning of people sponsoring the
events.
Speakers and artists are often met with  irritating  and
boorish behaviour from their hosts and poorly operated equip-
.rnent which could easily be improved. Their goodwill toward
the university cannot help but drop.
Anyone attempting to listen* to an event in Brock Lounge
can attest to poor facilities. Unless one is sitting in the first
five rows the possibility of hearing over the background noise
from the gallery, cafeteria, and the hallways is remote. The
fitulty.P.A. system over which Radsoc likes to compete compounds this difficulty.
What can be done? The most obvious aid would be to post
"silence" signs in hallways etc. during an event as is done in
the auditoriunx Also there is no reason the P.A, system can--
not he improved.
This, of course, is only a partial solution. Why, for instance,
aren't the larger rooms in the Biological, Physics, and West-
brpok buildings used ?
Sponsoring club members claim student won't go that far
to hear events. It is better, they reason, to have large "captive"
audience which couldn't care less in the Brock than have a
smaller interested   audience  attending   the   event  somewhere
.else on campus.
We would be the first to admit that public speaking facili-
.ties are shameful for a university of this size.
However, with a little more confidence demonstrated by
the sponsoring clubs in their speakers and performers, more
courtesy extended by the student, body, and better use of the
existing facilities, the situation would greatly improve,
existing facilities, the situation would greatly improve.   —b.h.
Jack Ornstein writes
Applications now available
Symposium poses problems
By RON PARKER
Symposium Chairman
What is a symposium?
To the ancient Greeks it
meant a drinking party or feast
accompanied by music and.
conversation. To the students
of UBC it means many things:
rain at Elphinstone, boozing
and singing, co-eds with fuzzy
sweaters, poker parties, a
chance for the Brock-types to
get away from it all, and to
some it means a Sunday school.
To well over 11,000 students
last year it meant nothing at
all, for only one hundred applied to attend the annual Academic Symposium at Parks-
ville.
*    •.    •
The  Academic   Symposium,
to be held this year at Parks-
ville  during  the   weekend  of
February 9, 10 and 11, is none
of the above. To the  student
interested in the world outside
those grey blocks at the end of
University Boulevard, the Symposium can be one of the most
interesting events of the year.
Here   is   an opportunity to
have  a real  bull-session! with
many of the faculty of Ijhe uni-s;,
versity. Some Brock-tyri^ wiliij
be there, some of them dq havei
something to say and are> peally,
interested in things other, than
the ladder to social andi commercial success. Somehow some
-students will manage to have
la drink or two, seldom more.
iiWe   have   no   prohibition in
[.'Canada.— although most of us
: wonder at times.. Some, of the
girls will show their finery. No
doubt a few will play poker.
Every day many ideas
are born over coffee or a brew
at the Fraser Arms; many are
ill-conceived and die afterward
from a lack of thought or understanding. Much is said in
order to impress others—and
yet some of it must be worthwhile.
Did you know that the Portuguese slaughtered an estimated    80,000    Angolese   this
past summer (Manchester
Guardian, July, 1961)?
How would you like to fry
under a spray of flashing napalm so thoughtfully provided
by NATO?
Did you know that Franco
couldn't have survived the winter of 1946-47 if it hadn't been
for American financial aid —
his prisoners in the grey, grim
prisons of Barcelona know it,
An editorial in The Sun tells
university professors involved
in politics to get back to their
ivory towers, yet a letter to
the editor a. few days later
asks "Where is the leadership
our universities are supposed
to provide?" Some think the
western world is going to hell
on greased skids because of a
lack of social responsibility,
and yet there doesn't appear
to be anyone on the campus
who can speak with conviction
and authority on Spengler, the
prophet of doom.
•    •    •
Will the answers to our perplexing , problems come from
the beer parlors, from Cordova
and J£$n, or the gilded halls
of the tjoming-out party? Must
society forever seek solutions
when the problem forces, a
showdown, usually at a time
when only one choice can be
made? Must we always attempt
to cure rather than prevent?
It seems that the universities
are the logical place for the
leadership, as opposed to fol-
lowership, that this world so
badly needs.
These questions and many
more will be raised at the Academic Symposium. The answers provided by the faculty
and the administration, in the
relaxed, informal atmosphere
at Parksville will be far more
controversial and open to discussion than those in the sometimes pedantic and rigid classroom. In other words, if you
don't  want to  get your  good
Canadian heads out of the sand,"
don't   go,   for   you   may  start
thinking.
Dr. Norman Z. Alcock has
begun a one-man crusade with
his Canadian Peace Research
Institute — at least he is trying to do his share. He has
agreed to appear as the guest
speaker at the Symposium,
barring any unforeseen problems in his work. The remainder of the program appears
stimulating and should provide excellent discussion between faculty  and students.
•    •.. •
The requirements of the Academic Symposium are not difficult to satisfy. Those who
have attended previously gen- ~
erally do not attend a second
time, as only eighty students
can be accommodated and the
committee feels the opportunity should be open to as many
as possible. The only other inadmissible students are those
who have failed their last year. -
Preference is given to upper-
classmen and graduate students. Although there is no
rule that rejects first and second year students, older students will be given priority.
The students with higher marks
are favored, but if you have a
high pass and a burning desire to tell someone of your
pet idea, don't hesitate to apply. Application forms are
available at the Graduate Student Center. International
House and the AMS office.
These must be submitted by
January 26th.
The affair is quite informal; -
slacks and sweaters will be
more comfortable than suits
and skirts and more conducive
to a relaxed atmosphere. The
cost to students and faculty is
$6 for the weekend — a bargain, as over three-quarters of
the cost is born by the faculty
association, the administration,
Alumni Association and the
Alma Mater Society.
on a Christian anti-communist crusade
must men live under the threat of war?
I think that a Christian anti-
communist crusade is an idea
worthy Of our attention. You
may think that I'm talking
through my hat but I heard
about what happened at one
of the meetings of this progressive group and when I tell
you about it you'll see what I
mean.
*    *    *
It seems that the anti-communist group was holding its
weekly meeting in one of the
local churches. After the loyalty oaths had been chanted and
the names of three commies
had been revealed a strange
fellow entered the rear of the
church. He didn't seem to notice the group because he immediately fell to his knees and
began praying.
Some .of the group started to
protest that their meeting, was
in progress and that he'd have
to wait for them to finish before he could pray. Some were
even ready to kick him out
because you never know but
what this unknown fellow
might be a spy. Their leader
raised his right arm, the signal
for silence, and they listened
to the stranger's prayer.
"Dear God in heaven. There
are people starving in the
streets. The rich who have sold
their souls to the devil are not
their brother's keeper — or so
they think. The meek shall
inherit the earth, if there is
anything left after the next
war.
*    +    *
"Oh Lord. Thou hast put
man on the earth and Thou hast
provided him aplenty. Why
then must some men starve
and others grow fat? Why
must men live under the threat
of war? Why must they compete as animals do? Why must
the inter»ational arena be a
jungle? Hast Thou forsaken us
Father? Hast Thou forsaken
us?"
The stranger continued to
pray, criticizing the rich for
not caring about the poor and
criticizing all men for not cooperating for* the common
good rather than competing for
their own good.
The group was aghast. Here
they believed that the graduated income tax was an evil
perpetrated by communist sympathizers, that the USA should
pull out of the United Nations
and cut off diplomatic relations with all socialistic countries, that freedom of enterprise (including subliminal perception advertising and trading stamp promotions) was
what God wanted them to defend at all costs, that aid to
the needy and aged from the
government deprived them of
opportunities to be charitable,
and that anyone who didn't believe in a free, Christian America was a commie or a commie dupe. But their most cherished ideal was a land free
from commie-talk. The kind
this stranger had flaunted at
them.
•    • ■•
The group had heard rumors
that some stranger was frequenting local churches spouting commie-talk. Now here he
was oblivious to their existence    deliberately    subverting
their exalted purpose — to do
God's work on earth as they
saw it.
In the beginning they had
merely jailed suspected lefties
until they confessed publicly.
Lately they were forced to resort to different methods for
incorrigibles.
*    •    *
As the stranger rose to depart he turned to the group
and asked the leader if he
loved his enemies. The leader
immediately fell to the floor
convulsed with laughter.
Others in the group had long
ago lost their sense of humor
and they flew at the stranger.
The hammer and nails were
instantly produced and for the
first time since they started
crucifying incorrigibles, the
victim did not protest or resist. They were sure they'd
done the right thing— if they
hated anything it was cowardice.
So they left him there to
die. As they filed out, each of
them spat on the infiltraitor.
In  the   excitement    they- had..
forgotten to gag the beast. But
they had all left when he murmured, "Forgive them Father
for they know not what they
do."
*    •    •
Would Christ have been allowed to join the so-called
"Christian" anti - communist
crusade? It would be as sensible to ask if he would have
backed the Inquisition.
The few genuine Christians
I've met would almost surely
be branded communists by
these "crusaders". We should
try to stop the totalitarian
witch-hunting lunacy from
crossing the border into Canada. See the latest Reporter
magazine on what's occurring
in southern California. Only
courage and intelligence can
prevent the smog from blocking the sun. If there is a sun
up there! (The reason I haven't
written an anti-communist column is because the Province
newspaper and most of the
American mass circulation magazines are taking care of
things. For us.),- . •- ^Friday, January 19, 1962
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By MIKE GRENBY
Rumour has it that dark
horse Mardi Gras Queen candidate Doug Stewart polled
quite a few votes but was disqualified in the end. A group
of judges decided that he didn't
meet the minimum measurement requirements. . . . When
national Socred leader Robert
Thompson came to Brock Hall
at noon Wednesday he parked
his car in the bus stop No
Parking zone out front. As B
& G was being informed of
the situation, trie car mysteriously disappeared. It would
have been more fun if Buster's
had got there first.
Also on Wednesday, Arts
Undergraduate. Society's plans
for a gigantic snowball battle
with the EUS centering on the
"burial" of the Redshirts'
leader fell rather flat when the
onlookers, and not the Engineers, began, pelting the "funeral" possession. Even after
the Engineers failed to show up
en masse, Arts US president
Mike Sharzer said, "I don't
know why, but I still feel nervous."
Comes the story of the elderly lady wearing white gloves
wfto boarded a bus in the Victoria Drive area. Having to
stand up and not wishing to
dirty her gloves on a possibly
dusty hand-rail, she took them
off.
However in so doing she
dropped one onto a man sitting half asleep below her. She
was just about to mention it
to him when he noticed the
glove, and absent-mindedly
assuming that part of his dress
shirt had come out, calmly
tucked the glove into his pants.
The lady - was too embarrassed to say anything and the
two parted ways, carrying one
glove apiece.
I just wonder what the man's
wife said when ... a woman's
glove . . . inside. . . .
, %•    3£    V
It's good to see that the appeal put out by a blind student
for persons to read to him for
one hour a week has met with
fairly good response. . . . Education US president Stan Yee
had a shattering experience in
Fort Camp dining hall Wednesday evening when his trayful
of supper and the floor were
suddenly introduced to each
other. ... A novice practice
teacher was badly shaken recently when he innocently
asked his West Van accelerated
grade six class a question on
the addition of mixed fractions.
A 10-year-old boy stuck up his
hand, asked permission to explain how the Babylonians
managed the process, and proceeded to do same, complete
with cuneiform.
Commie party leader booed
By BRENDA LARSON
TORONTO (CUP) — The
aged frame of Tim Buck, leader of the Communist Ptrtv in
Canada, swayed under an onslaught of boos, hisses and
jeers at an overflow meeting
at the University of Toronto.
Fellow - travellers seemed
out-numbered by loudly anti-
communist students. Throughout Buck's address on "Canada
and the Common Market," his
hecklers became more and
more inflamed.
One angry young man cried,
"Did the Communists kill
your parents?" to the suggestion of "Grow up!" by a more
tolerant listener.
Persisting through the explosion, Buck warned that the
Atlantic Trading Community
is "bound to result in a process
of political unification under
West Germany."
Buck suggested 'we should
sell Canadian products in any
market we can." He ended on
a note that drew louder guffaws and heckles from his
audience. "With an independ-
AAcGill claims record
for playing monopoly
MONTREAL (CUP)—Students at McGiU University are
claiming a world record for playing monopoly.
The old parlor game was played for 100 hours over the
Christmas break by members of the Society of the Red Sash,
McQill Drily staffers, and others.
The game began Dec. 15 at 1
ent policy," he asserted, "Canada would really be in a position to fight the war for total
disarmament."
A chaotic discission period
was opened by Danial Gold-
stick's observation that "some
of the people came here to
hear themselves."
Andrew Stabins retorted by
saying that Buck "richly deserved the heckling." He said
"The Communist Party in Ca-
ada is nothing but a facade, a
•joke, and they are trying to
destroy the Western world's
unity in little chunks."
Stabins further charged,
"Mr. Buck did not really come
here to talk about the Common Market. His single purpose is to be an agent of another foreign power."
p.m. afld ended Dec. 19 at 5
p.m. The participants said they
stopped because there were no
challengers to the new record,
and they felt their mark would
stand for some time.
The player who endured longest was Bob Amaron. a graduate
student, and member of the
Daily's editorial boartl ; He
claims the record cf having played for more than 65 hours out
of the 100, including one uninterrupted 32-hour stretch at the
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I'm  -a   cop."
"So?"   (Slurp-munch)
"I'd   like   to   ask   you   some   questions"
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"(Smack-chomp)"
"Say, just what is that, anyway?"
"Nunnayer,   bizness—flat foot"
(urp!)
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"(Slurp)   whatsa   deal?   I   ain't
done   nuthin'.
Gitch   yer  paws   offa  me."
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along'  with   me."
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cause  I  got  an  A.P.B.   on  you,  so
come  quietly.  And   bring  that-—er
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(chomp))  I'll ;»-ive you   haffa this
if you'll forget you saw; me."
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OK!  fc,'ay, what is this aliyway?"
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By PETER MORRIS
• ■ KINGS REVISITED  *
,..> "There were, perhaps, 15 or 30 minutes here of something
' good—15 or 30 minutes of catalogued, chronological, overacted,
poorly-cast, soppy presentation of the life of Christ. Why did this
half-hour leave something with me, and I imagine with many
others who were able to think above this being just another ancient war movie?" This is a quote from a letter I have received
from Mr. Bob McDonald commenting on my review of KING OF
KINGS. Mr. McDonald's letter is too long to reproduce in whole,
but his main thesis is quite interesting. After agreeing with my
judgment of KING OF KINGS as "pure, unadulterated crap" for
most of the time, he then goes on to argue that: "I feel that the
reverence accorded to this personality (i.e. Christ), his works and
: life-actions create an impression, no matter in what surroundings
they are placed, even KING OF KINGS ... If such trash as we
have here can evoke a response, what effect would a sincere, honest approach to this story produce? . . . Could a serious Christian, possibly divinely inspired approach to a film of the life of
Christ surpass the Gospels with its forceful power? I feel yes!"
AGREEMENT
This is a very astute point that Bob McDonald has made,
^with which I entirely concur. Whether one is a Christian or not,
' whether one believes in divinely inspired "messages" or not, one
has to admit that the figure of Christ is as overwhelming in its
mystical power as any figure in recorded history, The tremendous
sense of destiny of the man, the morality and ethics of his teach-
„„ t *wm8s.-his sense of serene triumph as .his life is, fulfilled, all cpn>
« „ bme to create an effect which cannot j>e ignore^. I hope I made
this view clear in my review when I wrote: "The role of Christ
as the mystical leader of a religion that has inspired millions is
under-stressed;" and "(Jeffrey Hunter) has no more idea of the
beauty and power inherent in the Christ figure than has the scriptwriter" in addition to a number of other comments on the same
theme. I, bewailed the fact that these opportunities were lost by
the director, and that there was no real sensibility of meaning
in the whole film.
DISAGREEMENT
However, Mr. McDonald and I part ways when he insists that
the mere fact of having Christ in a film conclusively means that
the film must create "a hidden effect which produces a response
and leaves a feeling with the viewer." Everything in a work of
art depends ultimately on the treatment it is given, on the formal
and structural qualities which interpret the meaning. Therefore,
I cannot agree with Mr. McDonald when he writes that: "this
film . . . deserves a little more than the technical critique which
you have given it." KING OF KINGS fails in the last analysis
exactly because- of its technical (which I would call 'formal') gtruc-
,. ■ ture. It was not just the script of KING OF KINGS whi^h was
• weak, it was much more so the director's inability to interpret
his potentially very profound theme with the formal resources of
the cinema. It was his inability to utilise the resources of the camera, Ughtiag, editing rhythm and so on that resulted in the film
having nothing more than a negative impact.
COULD BE POSSIBLE
Admittedly, the problems "of a feeling and reverent production of the life of Christ are great"—to quote Mr. McDonald again
—but I am convinced that a genuine artist would find it possible
to produce a very moving and sensitive portrayal of Christ. It
has been done in literautre, and there is no reason why it cannot be
achieved in the cinema. It is interesting to note that the Danish
director, Carl Theodore Dreyer. who directed DAY OF WRATH
and JEANNE O'ARC, is presently working on his conception of
the Christ story. It is more than possible that this film will fulfill
all the demands that both Mr. McDonald and I make.
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Canada's oldest ballet company, the Royal style of the
Winnipeg, has adopted a_formula this season
. -which-- njust surely benefit both the company
and its'audiences. Importing two leading guest
artists from Moscow's Bolshoi Ballet, Rimma
Karelskaya and Boris Ho*»lov, has doubtless
not only given inspiration, to the Winnipeg
company's young dancers, but has insured as
well superior performances of the leading roles
in the classical ballet repertoire. Last Thursday
at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre, a Vancouver
audience witnessed the obvious success of this
venture.
The Canadian choreographer Brian Mac-Donald's A Court Occasion, set to Bach's Second
Brandenburg Concerto, presented eight of the
company's leading dancers as instruments of a
"spirited, ensemble. Youthfulness and considerable technical agility united to bring far better
performances to their roles than given by their
counterparts in the orchestra pit. The-latter
made Bach's music at times sound almost atonal, so many were their mistakes.
A second ballet by MacDonald, The Darkling,
presented a contrast in mood. It tells of the love
relationship of the Darkling and her lover and
of her metamorphosis from shadow, into light.
MacDonald's choreography blends well with
the sombre quality of Britten's music in an
evocative coupling which emerges as a significant Canadian ballet. Marilyn Young and David
Shields led the company in a sensitive, capable
interpretation. ' ,     .
Sensitive in another way was the company's
performance of The Comedians .by Ruthanna
Boris,   set   to   music   by   Kabalevsky.   In   the
proceed thr<
in buffoonei
and silly it
ballet comp
for  putting
The Winnip
and sense Oi
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cracker Pas
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ing quality c
the audience
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creature. Sis
Deux it was
of her pirou'
of her whofc
formance to
The Royal
last word  it
found in the
formance, w;
orchestra, th
tion of whicl
SCORPIO by george crabbe—
"Editor, The Sun: Sir,
There is a fine sturdy Canadian spirit here that regards
with mixed feelings the proposed safari of a UBC professor who has been financed to
spread abroad our native culture.
We wonder how the Outer
Mongolians are likely to react
to his egghead poetry since we
ourselves don't, always get it.
Is it typically Canadian?
Like for example maple
sugar and Pauline Johnson and
hockey?
Can the man on the street
quote it?
Must we wait for posterity
to assess it?
Canada could use the publicity — but it should be the
right kind.
—LOWBROW CANUCK"
3p    *f.    Jf.
It's all too easy to make fun
of fellows like this (how many
can quote Pauline Johnson?)—
it's like laughing at the attempts of an imbecilic child to
ride a bike. This is a case for
anger, not laughter; and, just
as   in   the case   of   the  idiot
child, our anger would be directed, not at it, but at the
parent who allowed his charge
to become a public spectacle,
so here it is against The Sun
and not Lowbrow Canuck that
our indignation should be levelled. It is a fallacy that stems
no doubt from a misinterpretation of the principles of democracy, to hold that anyone
who puts pen to paper has
something worth saying; and
it's the duty of an editor to
print only those letters which
are reasonable and intelligent.
This letter I've quoted is
palpably neither. Earle Birney,
the professor alluded to, is going to the West Indies; by
equating Outer Mongolia with
the Caribbean, Canuck ife saying in effect, "all them furrin'
parts is the same to me"; is
betraying, in brief, a chauvinism of the most blatant kind.
PROVINCIALISM
But I won't, having used the
word "chauvinism", leave it
there. Canuck is suffering from
that smug provincialism which,
multiplied several million
times, will readily lead us to
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total destruction; and one o
the reasons for Dr. Birney';
tour is to counteract just thi:
sort of deadly self-satisfaction
Canuck, plainly, is a publii
menace, a man who won't oi
can't keep up, who lets no
only his arms hang down U
laugh at eggheads, but wil
willingly let the world go hanj
as long as he has his low-slunf
arse in an easy chair, the Cane
diens on the screen before him
flapjacks balanced on his knee
and his favorite reading
Legends of Vancouver, by hb
side.
PLACE IN THE SUN
But he may not be too harm
f ul as long as he can't be heard
When he's permitted a place
in The Sun, however, he car
only do damage to the culture
which shelters him; unless one
count as an indirect blessing
the present column he has
stimulated. And I return to my
original analogy: just as we
would prosecute the parent
who allowed an incompetent
offspring to endanger traffic,
so we ought to prosecute The
Sun .for supposing that the
suppression of a letter as
fatuous yet corrupting as this
one would be a greater evil
than to print it.
And surely The Sun can't
deny this missive's lack of
merit. Surely The Sun doesn't
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THE       UBYSSEY
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russe
11... 1962
iraedia del Arte, the dancers
a series of improvisations rich
1 humorous mime. Superficial
tably is, but North American
seem to have a special flair
such gay romps effectively.
rieers with their exact timing
iour are no exception.
of a different tradition and
haracterized the performance
sts7 In a Colorful ribbon danee
py, and even more in the Nut-
sjix,, Mr. Hphlov showed him-
rer of much poise as well as
echnical equipment. Not an
nevertheless impresses the
ysical.control:and dignity.
J been no Rimma Karelskaya
itj would merely have been
le j made it memorable. The
ness and complete pliancy of
yihg Swan, the beautiful glid-
pas de bpuree— these enabled
eHf not" the pyrotechnics of a
'raigfle death of an ephemeral
y ;in the Nutcracker Pas -de
much the admitted precision
tr extensions but the artistry
?ption< that made hers a1 per-
nber. -
lipeg Ballet may not be the
nical perfection but it has
ents of last Thursday's per-
; exception, of an inadequate
srial to build a ballet tradi-
idians can be proud.
—rwilliam littler.
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—Photo  by Tpd  Roas
LEE McKENZIE, PLAYERS' CLUB SCION, believes tours should
be abolished. "I will nefer, nefer return to New Denfer," he
snarled; when this picture was token'. See PLACEBO for further details.
-Birney and the lowbrows
d out much hope for a cul-
e -built on hockey, syrup
1 Miss Johnson. (True, The
as has come on pretty strong
our metis poetess, maybe
realizing that, however
e a person she may have
•n, her tiny literary merit
y resounds down the years
the same principle that the
illest fart is thunder in a
■nt gathering.) Surely, then,
s Sun had some ulterior mo-
; in printing this letter? It's
as though they printed
ry letter they received,
at, one wonders, is their
le?
CLOSER LOOKi
Then we look into .1'affaire
ney more closely, we see
is of a Sun policy, the
finators of which must
e welcomed Lowbrow Can's contribution. Dr. Bir-
's   Canada   Council   grant
to write poetry AND to
ure and read poetry in the
ft Indies; the larger part of
Money is to support the
; part of the work. He reed this information to the
spaper;   said  paper   ignor-
the first part of the cita-:
, ran a story  the  burden
'hich was "Prof, gets dough
tropical junket". (That's
word for word, my poppets,
it's the gist, I promise you.)
^headline  immediately
struck a chord of indignation
in all those too stupid or lazy
to take the trouble to find out
more about the Canada Council, the poetry of Earle Birney,
or the editorial policies of our
larger newspaper; and aroused
the envy of many (including
Crabbe) who have never been
to the blue Caribbean.
REASONS FOR SLANT
Now, I know newspapermen:
the last word to describe them
is "naif". And, lacking further
information, one can only suppose they slanted the report
for a purpose. Conjecture suggests various motivations. A
desire to embarrass the government perhaps; for, as some of
you may know, the government's Conservative, The Sun
Liberal; or a distrust of a body
(the Council) which is doing
its damnedest to raise the
standards of literacy above
those required for maximum
circulation of a paper such as
The Sun.
The Sun, if it wishes to stop
further conjecture of this kind,
would do well to give an ex
planation   for    its   prejudiced
reporting.
TWO QUESTIONS
I would like to know why
"The Sun has this chip on- its
shoulder, and Why the Johnny
Canucks of this world, instead
of having their letters-returned
with grammatical and logical
corrections pencilled in the
margin, should have their ravings published, an act which
confirms them in their belief
that they have something
worthwhile to say, and which
by assuring them that they belong to some desirable norm,'
kills their curiousity and with
it their hope for salvation,
thereby ensuring that they Will
blunder on through life, spearing better citizens right and
left with all the aplomb of a
Houg. Darvey, gumming up the
communal works with their
goddam maple syrup minds,
and enhancing the chance of
our world crumbling into Apocalyptic ashes in a blaze not to
be matched by the greatest pot-
lach ever chronicled by that
overworked local character,
Miss Johnson.
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TODAY: IS   ODDS   AND
ends day. Tf6t that any. other
day is ever evens ana beginnings day. There, see? We've
used up a couple of good millimeters of copy space already.
ODD NUMBER ONE: It is
gratifying, somehow, to see
that Margaret Avison is making it all over the world now,
after winning last year's Governor General's award here (ie
—TorontoX Origin magazine,
one of the really important
organs that keep poetry alive,
has been revivified, and has
run its first year in its new
series. It is produced by Cid
Corman in San Francisco and
Ami Petersen in Kyoto, where
it is printed. Anyway, each
quarter there is a particular
poet immortalized therein, and
in issue 4 Miss Avison follows
Louis Zftkolsfey and Gary Snyder. Also it is pleasant to note
that the 20 pages of her poetry
therein are the best Work she
has produced to date. Cudoes.
ODD NUMBER TWO: The
Black Mountain Review is out
of print and expensive to buy,
but there is now a very interesting ofispring, another magazine that has finished its first
year, and another fine year.
This is. Locus Solus, featuring
the poets from Black Mountain, and in varying countries.
Number one was done in Mal-
lorca, Spain, and the second in
Geneva. Number two is an interesting set of poetry-collaborations. Imagine, if you can,
a collaboration between Dwight
Eisenhower and Gregory Corso.
Those interested in procuring
the two magazines mentioned
here should contact me, or see
Frank Davey at the Tish office:
Which brings us to
ODD NUMBER THREE: Let
me be the first to leak to the
public the rumor that Tish is'
soon to venture into the book-
publishing game: The poetry
newsletter with the most select
ive and; best selective mailing
list; ort the continent' seems
rather secretive on the subject,
but my spies have been active
and faithful, and I am willing
to go out on a branch, f predict that the inverted phoneticians of aforesaid newsletter
'will; be selling-a riaperback of
poems by a Canadian -poet*
sometime this spring.
ODD NUMBER FOUR: It
appears that the Players Club
will: again go on tour with a
"safe" play this spring, something by the great Noel Coward. Lee MacKenzie, among
others, is somewhat unhappy
about this arrangement, and
with good reason. The redoubtable1 scion of the PC once said
to your obtuse servant that he
thought the PC should get
hold of- a good play, eater it
into' the local competition toward the Dominion Drama
Festival, and forego the dubious privilege of carrying a potboiler to the provinces. Good
idea, replies your obdttrate
servant. With the advantages
of a readily available theatre,
interested potential actors, and
access to a good director, as
well as lots of time, the PC
would stand a.good chance to
win it all. Another advantage
is that with a local run instead
of an extended tour of the
backwoods, the PC would
reach a more sophisticated and
worthy audience. You know,
last year some editor in Mongoose Ears, B.C., wrote an editorial condemning the licentiousness of the PC for flaunting Dream Girl on the stage.
Think what he would have said
about a dramatization of Jack
and Jill going up" that hill. A
pail of water, indeed!
AND f©DAY'S END: The
other day Tread a critic's fcriti-
cistti of a critic's criticism of a
Hemingway novel. I was so
outraged that I criticized it.
'like. Frank Davey?
—castings—
THE AFRIKAANER, a play
by UBC student Larry Kent, is
to be produced by Brian Bel-
font of the Players' Club in
March of this year. Casting for
the play which requires both
Negro and Caucasian actors,
will take place in the Auditorium from~2:30 on, January
29 and 30. Richard Irwin directs.
Casting for the PLAYERS'
CLUB spring play which is to
bfi either HAY FEVER (Coward) or DIARY OF A SCOUNDREL (Ostrovski); between noon
and 5 p.m. on Friday and Saturday of this week in the
Auditorium. Dorothy Somerset
directs.
THE DEPARTMENT OF THEATRE
presents
"The Winter's Tale"
by Wm. Shakespeare
JAN. 24-27, University Auditorium, 8:30 p.m.
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PANEL DISCUSSION
"Modern Shakespearean Production" Page 6
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(Zwffia Friday, January 19, 1962
THE      UBYSSEY
.Puckhopes
high after
jsiose loss
By GEORGE RAILTON
UBC now owns a strong contender for the Hamber Cup,
Thunderbird hockey coach
Father David Bauer claims:
Father, Bauer, back from a
four-game Prairie trip, said: "I
shuffled the boys all the time
and now they have f6und themselves, they know what they can
do."
Although the Birds lost the
four games against the Saskatch-
t ewan Huskies and the Alberta
Golden Bears, a tremendous improvement was shown in the
last game.
"I think we can give Alberta
a good fight for the Hamber
Cup next month," the UBC
coach said.
Monday   and   Tuesday Birds
"lost 13-2 .and 4-2  to defending
champion  Alberta.   They  went
down S-2 and Ig-2 to the Huskies last Friday and Saturday.
The Bears trailed 2-1 until
the last seven minutes Tuesday
when Birds' strength finally
gave out.
"I was extremely proud of
the fighting, spirit the hoys had.
They just never gave up trying.
"I'm calling practices off for
next week to give them; a chance
to get caught up acadejmicaily,"
Father Bauer said. ;   r
Last season's high scoring line,
of Chem Singh, Bob Parker and
- Dennis Selder has been broken
up, with Singh going to right
wing and Parker to defence.
* Father Bauer said his team is
-going, to play fewer exhibition
games:-. this year to keep the
players' academic standing high
so they will be eligible next
year.
UBC will only lose a few
players this season.
, "I think Alberta will be the
team to win the league but the
result is goinyg to lie in the
Coaching", Said Father Bauer.
Dave Carlyle, Golden Bear
forward, tied the WCIAU record of' four goals in one game
Monday. He also picked up five
assists for a total of nine points
in the game.
Pag© T
Skiers to Montana
Jan Burgess, David Turner,
Tom je&kin, Eugene Ruelle,
Tom Ramsey and Dave Gibson
will form the six-man UBC
team Which will compete in
an intercollegiate meet at
Bozeman,  Montana Saturday.
Other colleges will be Montana State at. Missoula, Utah,
Wyoming and the University
of   Washington   team
The seething
Arab world
The Arab nations are hotbeds of
hatred. They hate Israel. The U.S.
And even each other. In this week's
Post, yojj'JI read a frightening re-
portontheMiddleEast.You'Ulearh
why A^neefcahasbeeome the Arab's
scapagoat. And what we can do to
keeptMs poison from spreading.
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Osborne out?
FOOTBALLER Byron Kemp
leads UBC wrestlers against
Oregon State Saturday in
CorvalHs.
Birds, Western
meet in rugby
The Birds rugger crew will
play Western Washington Vikings at; the stadium Saturday
in the first of a series of games
with U.S. college teams.
Birds finished in the Miller
Cup series last Saturday, ending up in a third place tie with
a 6 win-3 lpss record. They are
now prepping for the McKech-
nie and World Cup series.
It is still undecided whether
Fired Sfurrock will be able to
playiiHe w*S injured in last
week's. Miller Cup game with
the Kats.
Game time; is 2:30.
In other games, Braves play
West Van Barbarians in the
Tisdall Cup series at Ambleside Park. Phys. Ed. takes on
Barbarians II in the Carmich*
ael Cup series. At present,
Phys. Ed., Meralomas, and
Kats are in a three-way tie for
top spot in the league.
Tomahawks play Gladstone
while Frosh tangles with Ex-
Britannia and Frosh II hosts
Georgians.
Athletes7 feet
plague T-Birds
When Jack Pomfret takes the roll call these days at the
Thunderbird basketball practices, War Memorial Gym begins
to sound like Wesbrook hospital.
Of the ten players now on the
'Birds' roster, only five can run
the length of the floor without
limping.
The dubious glory of having
the most serious injury belongs
to Wayne Osborne. Big Ozzie
chipped a bone in his foot, and
the doctors are trying to decide
if a cast is necessary.
If they decide it is, then Osborne will be out of basketball
for the rest of the season. If not,
then he may be back (limping)
in a week or two.
Osbonre's absence will be a
hard blow to the team since,
inexperienced as they are, they
can't afford the loss of a third
year veteran. Osborne is leading
the team in scoring with 87
points in seven games.
Dave Way, Jack Lusk, and
Wayne King all are suffering
foot ailments. All three may sit
put this evening's game against
the Honolulu Surfriders.
Another   doubtful   starter   is
Doug   Latta,   who   injured   his
back earlier this week practicing
gymnastics.
TWO JAYVEES
Pomfret will bring up two
Jayvees tonight to help fill the
holes in the Birds lineup. Ken
McDonald, a guard and Steve
>Spencer, a forward, will be with;
the Birds as they nieet Honolulu.
This weekend, however, the
UBC backetball world belongs
to the Harlem Globetrotters. Accompanied by the Honolulu Surfriders, the Globetrotters move
into War Memorial Gymnasium
tonight and return Saturday
night for a repeat performance.
Tonight,   the   'Trotters   meet
Puritans of the Vancouver Senior 'A' League, while the T-
birds play the Surfriders. Saturday night, the UBC jayvees will
take on the Globetrotters, while
the Surfriders meet the Westminster Bakers. The Thunderbirds will have Saturday off.
The preliminary game goes at
7 each evening while the Globetrotters play at 9 p.m. A few
tickets are still available for
both evenings.
UBC gals whipped
by Richmond crew
UBC Thunderettes lost again
in their bid to overtake league-
leading Richmond Merchants of
the Senior A Women's basketball league.
Thunderettes succumbed 74-39
to the perennial B.C. champions
Wednesday. Arlene Syverson"
and Barb Bengough led UBC
scorers with eight points apiece.
Shirley scored 25 for Richmond.
Gym team off
on US. jaunt
The UBC gymnastics team,
13 strong, takes to the road
for dual meets with Eastern
Washington State toaight. and
with Washington State Saturday.
UBC will be led by four-
year-old veteran Monte Engel-
son, and Gordie Gannon, a
2-year letterman who is the
current Canadian tumbling
and free calisthenics champion.
Other proven competitors
include Adrian H a n k e y on
toe sidehorse and Peter Pellat.
Swimmers pack trunks for south
UBC's Thunderbird swim team packs its trunks and heads
for Ellensburg and a dual meet with Central Washington
College Saturday.
Coach Dave Parson's team, fresh from victory in their
opening meet last week, will take 15 men on the trip.
Top men for UBC are Bill Campbell, who set a team
record for the 100-yard backstroke, and Brian Griffiths, who
bettered the 100-yard breaststroke team record Saturday.
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THE      UBYSSEY
Friday, January 19,  1962 v
U of A student asked
to quit MR A assembly
EDMONTON (CUP)—A University of Alberta student
was expelled from the Moral Re-Armament conference in
Petropolis, Brazil last month for refusing to take up arms in
the holy war.
Bentley Le Baron, features
editor of The Gateway, was invited to attend the international MRA "Assembly of the
Americas" — halfway through
the proceedings he was sent
back to Edmonton.
"I would have been glad to
keep my mouth shut and just
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said. "But it seems to be part
of their program to insist on
some sort of firm commitment
from anyone attending such a
conference. And when they realized that there was a definite
divergence of feeling in my
case, they asked me to leave.
"They were, for the most part,
quite decent and gentlemanly
about it," he added.
MRA is a world-wide "ideological offensive" against communism and various other ills
which trouble mankind. According to the late Frank Buchman,
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