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 Issued Weekly by the Publications Board of the University of British Columbia
Volume IV.
VANCOUVER, B. C, NOVEMBER, 17, 1921
Number 7
Varsity Loses
Hard Game
SEVERE   DEFEAT   IN
MILLER    CUP    SERIES
Varsity second team suffered a
severe defeat last Saturday when the
Centrals ran up a score of 19 - 0
against them.
Thirteen of the points were amassed
in the first half during which the team
did not seem to obtain the measure of
their opponents. Fifteen minutes
from the start Underhill had to leave
the field with a twisted ankle and the
loss from such an important position
as half was a severe handicap. Centrals played a very good game, their
forwards heeling with a precision that
gave every opportunity to a fast three-
quarter line. Macken on the inside
made some fine runs and registered
the majority of their tries.
In the first ten minutes after half-
time Centrals added six points to their
score. This was too much for the
Varsity men who proceeded to take
the play down to their opponents end
of the field. Here they kept hammering at the goal line for the remainder
of the game. During this latter part
of the match the team was working
much better and on more than one
occasion were unfortunate in not scoring.
The turn-out of supporters was very
poor. When are we going to grasp
the fact that strong support is the
just due of all our teams in every
match and not merely a special favour
granted with benign condescension
on particularly red-letter occasions.
Tangible evidence of their Varsity's
faith in them is an enormous help
to a team when things are not going too well, and an additional incentive when prospects are favorable.
There must be few of us who do not
regard our first fifteen with pardonable pride. How many realise that the
McKechnie team's opportunity to
show their full worth is made possible
by the hard work and general stan
dard of the second and third fifteens.
Get behind your teams, Varsity. They
are doing their part.    Let's do ours!
The team: Cameron, Back; Price,
Penwell, Hunter. Peter, Three-quarters; Scott, Kickell, Five-eights; Underhill, Half; Gregg, Hatch, Hooper,
Hedley, Jones, Meekison and Nichol
son, Forwards.
SWEATERS
A large stock of standard Varsity
Sweaters is now on hand and may be
obtained from Syd. Anderson in the
Council rooms ,
The prices are—Ladies' Sweater
Coats, $8.15; Men's Sweater Coats,
Roll Neck, blue and gold, $5.95; V
Neck white $5.65.
Wear your colours! •
INTER-CLASS   SPORT
Aggies at Portland
Adventures of the Wanderers
Characters: Eight  U.B.C.  students
and  two  profs.    Objective.    International live-stock    show at    Portland,
Ore.
The train left promptly at 12:01 a.m.
with the live-stock judging teams, together with their coaches, forming the
bulk of the cargo. All apparently
went well until they arrived at New
Westminster at which point a member who was sleeping aloft commenced
judging dairy stock accompanied by
an enthusiastic woodsman's sawing
below. At Blaine the wood pile was
completed and Johnny also had his
dairy herd standing in their correct
order of merit. However, when passing
the Peace Arch the obliging descendant of Ham, in charge of the car, considered it necessary either to ascertain the boy's T.D.P. (thermal death
points) or else he thought it would be
well to prepare them for eventualities
in the hereafter. Mr. Johnsing sholy
did turn on the heat, and he did not
turn it off again until he came to
Bellingham, the U. S. northern oil
centre. Nothing further of note happened until changing cars at Seattle,
at which point Woods bought a new
pair of shoes (the shoes will appear
again later).
It seems that Bill's T.D.P. was
reached early in the game for he was
located in the dining car refrigerator
at daybreak and by the time that he
was sufficiently cooled the boys had
escaped up town. Bill did some good
tracking and arrived at Boldt's restaurant just in time to make the first
dive into the porridge. Bert surely
loves Seattle but the best of friends
must part and the parting took place
at 10:10 a.m. with the gentle rain
descending. At Tacoma Archie
Cont'd  on   Page   2
JUNIORS   CELEBRATE.
Perhaps It was the "Haunting
Waltz"; perhaps it was the twinkling
coloured lights that spelled out '23
and made a moonlight setting for the
waltz; perhaps it was the filmy stuff
our partners were wearing; or perhaps
it was our partners themselves who
were even more charminug and vivacious than usual. It may have been
all of those things with a few more
added. Anyhow the result was distinctly complimentary to the efforts
of the tireless executive of the Junior
class, whose party it was. Everybody, even to the Science men who
were favored with the opportunity of
dancing with the most charming girls
in the University, burdened the air
with sighs of regret when the mystic
hour of a very little past midnight
came, and the edict of an unfeeling
Students' Council put an end to the
merry-making.
The music, supplied by Buchanan's
orchestra was very good. The games,
carried on in the Men's Common
Room, that for once looked like a
Mandarin's front parlour, were a
great success. The decorations were
excellent. Shaded lights, palms,
streamers, evergreens here and there,
and other features that only a woman
or an overwrought class executive
could have bought of, so transformed
the old auditorium that it was hardly
recognizable. The refreshments were
very fine. And surely it was the
height of hospitality to have a pretty
verandah with vines of ivy clinging
around it and shaded lights and cosy
chairs from which the patronesses
might watch the dancers as they passed..
Dean and Mrs. Coleman, Mr. and
Mrs. Larsen, Dr. and Mrs. MacDonald
and Miss Bollert were on hand to see
that we behaved ourselves. But we
believe that they enjoyed the semi-
darkness of the '23 Moonlight Waltz
as much as we did.
Armistice Day
Observed
SPECIAL    COMMEMORATION    SERVICE   HELD
A very impressive commemoration
service was held in the Auditorium
on Friday last when the whole student
body assembled to observe Armistice
Day. Sharply at eleven o'clock the
assemtled students arose and stood in
silence tor two minutes, in honor of
those who had gone forth never to
return.
Dean Brock was chairman of the
meeting and in an appropriate speech
told of the meaning of Armistice Day,
why we should observe it, and what
it had meant to the thousands of soldiers who experienced the cessation
of hostilities at the front. His speech
was well illustrated, and he told vigorously of how he had experienced the
thrill of Armistice Day away in the
historic battlefields of Asia Minor.
Mr. J. E. Pacey, a well known soloist
of the city, then sang Kipling's "Recessional," which was well received
by the students who gave him an ova^
tion  far  his  rendering.
President Klinck was next called
upon and in an impressive, forceful
speech outlined all the events which
had followed upon the signing of the
Armistice three years ago. He told
of the wonderful efforts of the Peace
Conference of Versailles, where the
destiny of nations had been taken
from the handr oi generals and placed
in the hand's of statesmen, and pointed
out the many difficulties that had to be
met there. He described briefly the
different, _ steps toward world peace
which have reen made during the
last three years and which have reached their zenitft in the present disarmament conference at Washington. Turo-
Cont'd en Page 6
THE WEEK'S EVENTS
Thursday      8p.m.—Publication's     Department Meeting.
Friday:—Arts' Dance.
Saturday:—Soccer; Varsity vs Royal
Bank. Powell St.
Grounds_ 3 p.m.
First Round of In-
quois cup.
Basketball; Varsity Int. vs.
Normal. Senior
B. vs. Y. Ponies.
Senior A. vs.
Rowing   Club.
Monday—Badminton Club.—Drill hall.
Tuesday.—Boxing Club.
Wednesday.—Student  Parl't.
Thursday.—Christmas   Plays.   Historical Society.
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Cont'd, from Page 1.
found a put and take organism and
Harris bought a nickel's worth of peanuts from the newsboy. At Puyallup
Hugh nearly fell out of the window
while admiring the scenery and Paul
threw away the organism owing to the
fact of more puts than takes occurring
and the peanuts having been demolished. Vancouver, Wash, was the
next important centre where Bert
picked up the Portland News to discover that a foreign team from Edmonton, B. C. was competing in the
judging contest.
Arrived at Portland, 3:45 p.m. embarked on Multnomah bus for hotel;
3.50 Woods and Harris, Bert and
Hugh, Archie and Bill, Johnny and
Paul all safely deposited in their various boudoirs which were widely separ-
[ ated for reasons best known to the
management: 4 p.m. Johnny tells Paul
that there are no nice looking girls in
Portland; 4.30 teams plugging hard;
| 5 p.m. Woods makes a startling discovery, considers wiring Seattle police
'. department and is very sad; 5.30 all
line up for the Hazelwood restaurant:
. 6 p.m. commence dinner, Woods still
i disconsolate, Harris jovial. Hugh
quiries as to Woods health. The
tragedy. It appears that when Woods
was purchasing the new pair of shoes
in Seattle the clerk wrapped them up
in the rear of the store, and that
Woods upon opening the parcel at 5
p.m. found not the brilliant latest
model shoes that he expected to find
but in their place a very much worn
pair, in fact they were very similar to
the pair that the clerk was wearing
when making the sale. Hence the
joviality of Harris and the sadness of
Woods. However, the mystery was
solved when Hugh inadvertently displayed his well attired feet after completing the soup course. Hugh had
traded shoes at Puyallup with the pair
in the parcel. Nothing further happened until Harris discovered that his
bill was forty-three cents higher than
it should have been, Bill swapped bills
by mistake and had taken his departure.
Next morning found the boys on
parade at 8 a.mfl on the fair grounds.
Everyone was intent on the work in
hand and everyone hoped for the best.
The other teams were there and each
one appeared to be a stock man.
From eight until noon no one remembers anything except Shorthorn
heifers, Hereford calves, Percheron
stallions, Duroc gilts, Rambouillet
ewes or Commercial drafters. After
a hurried lunch the general teams
gave several impromtu yells on the
street car under the leadership of
Harris of U.B.C. and at 1:30 were
lined up ready for the oval sessions
before the judges which lasted until
10:30 p.m. It was a strenuous day,
the competition was keen, and the boys
worked hard and fast, but the fates
were not kind, for at the banquet held
at noon the next day the order of the
competing teams was given, Oregon,
Washington, California, Utah, British
Columbia and Idaho. After that all
that could be heard among the B. C.
teams was "wait until next year."
Sweeting was fourth highest man,
being only a few points behind the
winner.
The dairy team did well. The competition was very close, there being
the small margin of 69 points between
winning and losing teams. Johnny
Pye was seen strutting around with
his silver medal after the dairymen's
banquet, being the highest man judging Ayshire cattle.
This story would be incomplete without a reference to the spirit of friendship and goodwill shown us by our
neighbours to the South. Without exception every speaker at the various
meetings emphasized the fact that
they were pleased to have us with them
and they also expressed regret that
we were the only Canadian University
represented.
CHRISTMAS  PLAYS
According to custom, the performances of the Players' Club the evenings
of Thursday, Friday and Saturday of
next week are strictly private. No
person will be admitted without the
proper ticket or card of invitation.
Students to the number of 525 will be
accommodated on the opening night,
and the remainder of the student body,
on Saturday evening. The middle
evening is reserved for faculty, senate,
the board of governors, and other invited guests of the club members.
The executive wish it clearly understood that student tickets are for the
us'e of registered students of the university and are not transferable to
any one else. It will be necessary to
refuse admission to anyone not entitled to use these tickets. This year
all tickets will bear the official stamp
of the Players' Club, and if this has
been tampered with, the ticket will
not be honored.
Tickets will be distributed by Miss
Isobel Miller and her committee on
Monday next from twelve to twelve
fifty, and each student desiring a
ticket must apply at the time. The
following distributing points have been
arranged,—
Third and Fourth year Arts
   Room   33
Second year Arts
   Room  23
First year Arts Men
    Room Y
First year  Women
 Room   Z,   entering   from   the
kitchen corridor.
Science,   (all   years)
 Physic's Lecture Room.
Agriculture, Mr. Wood's Office, Commercial Building.
SEMI-FINAL IN DEBATE TRYOUT
HELD
On Thursday afternoon, the semifinals for the intercolligate debate
try-outs were held. There were some
twenty-five candidates in the field and
the result shows that we have considerable talent to draw upon. The
following gentlemen were successful
on Thursday and will compete in the
finals  next  Thursday.
Messrs. D. J Anderson, A. L. Wheeler, C. M. Barton, W. Kelly, H. Morton,
J. Grant, J. S. Burton, C. W. Hodgson,
W. E. Graham, C. Barry, C. Zink, E. C.
Hope. ,
The judges were, Dr. Sedgwick, Dr.
Boggs and Professor Angus. In the
finals, a five minute speech is required,
the subject being as follows,— Resolved: That the suspension by Great
Britain and The United States of all
Naval construction for a period of
ten years would be a sure step towards
lasting world peace". [
So far the U. B. C. has debates arranged with the Universities of Wash- ■
ington and Reed.    Alberta has dropped
out   on  account   of  financial   reasons. |
A debate with the University of Idaho !
may yet be arranged.
A co-ed in the parlor is worth three
in the classroom.—The Minnesota
Daily.
Realizing the fact that this is the
first time that the U.B.C. has had
complete representation in the judging
contest at the Pacific International
Show, (a show surpassed only by the
Chicago International), competing
with the best teams that the older institutions of the Western States can
produce, the results are by no means
discouraging. Our teams met and
associated with the various representatives from each of the Western
States and were well able to convince
our American cousins that there is a
really live institution in the U.B.C.
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PROVINCE VS. VARSITY
In the most -evenly-contested soccer
game yet played by the Varsity boys, n
game featured by brilliant rushes and
spectacular saves, the blue and gold
headed out the league leaders by a
score of 1-0. This ensures the team a
good chance of winning the cup because the present league leaders
(Elks) have but 11 points, while Varsity has 9. Time after time, the
Varsity forwards rushed down the field
only to be robbed of the ball at the
goal mouth.
In the first half, what looked to be
certain goals, were spoiled by poor
kicking, the ball generally passing over
the bar. The Province goalie stopped
a pretty shot from Cameron by falling
full length on the ball, and this same
performance was repeated in the second half, but the referee gave the opposing side a free kick due to the
number of forwards that rushed the
goalie. The Varsity boys, after many
and fruitless attempts to score, seemed
to think that there was a jinx on
their trail, and when five minutes from
time came and there was still no
score, the crowd was in suspense. The
Province cleared their goal mouth,
and rushed up the field, where they
were robbed of the ball by Baker. The
ball was passed to Rushbury, who
centred it to Jackson, and there was
a mad rush for the goal. McLeod had
a clear field, and with a speedy shot,
beat the goalie. Soon afterwards the
whistle blew, with Varsity on the long
end of the score. The team has an
excellent chance for the cup now.
It would hardly be fair to single out
any particular person for special mention, as the whole team played brilliantly. Baker and Mosher, however,
showed themselves the best on the
field in their respective positions. The
largest turn-out of Varsity rooters seen
at any game this season was on hand,
and if satisfaction rendered is any
guarantee of repeated attendance,
Tiany more should be out next Saturday.
the destruction, "Pinkie" Morrison has
left Vancouver to attend McGill. It
seems hard to have to withdraw and
not even have an outside chance to
retain the Savage Cup but it is force
of circumstances. Next year, however, we hope that it will once again
grace our "treasure chest." Here's
hoping!
VARSITY LOSES CALIFORNIA TRIP
According to the latest advices received from California, existing conditions in the south practicallv preclude any chance of the IT. B. C. ruggers having their southern tour. While
the news is certainly disaprjointin*?.
the team has a chance at least to visit
Seattle. If terms can be satisfactorily arranged, Stanford and U. B. C.
rugby teams will play an exhibition
game in the new Washington Stadium.
One thing at least is certain—and
that is the two rival teams will clash
on December 26. Another hair-raising
contest is expected and there is no
need for warning that the backing of
every student is needed. Varsity is
cut to duplicate last year's performance if possible and the support of
everybody is wanted.
NO SENIOR  HOCKEY THIS YEAR
It is regrettable that Varsity will
be unable to defend the Championship
of British Columbia this year. It is
impossible to field a team of senior
calibre. Last year's championship
team is scattered to the four winds—
but everyone hopes that Varsity can
develop another for next year. There
is no lack of material turning out, but
it is as yet undeveloped and could not
be expected to compete with any show
of success in th.e senior league. Of
last year's stars, Broadfoot is the only
one available—as Wolverton has a bad
leg and "Gee" Ternan is occupied at
Rugby. Lou Hunter is not attending
the Varsity, while Shields is also away
on  account  of  sickness.    Completing
WHY   '23   WON
An  Unbiased Account
Saturday's game on the High School
Campus proved the superiority of '23
in rugby at least. The game was a
valiant and successful attempt to wipe
out the stigma of being one point be
hind Arts '22 at the track meet.
From the standpoint of good rugby
'23 had immeasurably the superior
team. Their scrum demonstrated almost a familiarity with the game and
worked very well, while the team work
of the whole won the match.
Doc. Sedgewick appeared for a short
time but the futile efforts of his squad
were  to much for him.
For an amateur game the play was
very good and singularly free from
accidents, only one senior man being
laid out cold, while a number of the
seniors were made sick for the time
being.
The diversity in costumes was remarkable, only two being alike. The
Knight of the Hood for '22 led his men
nobly, but soon dispensed with his
head piece. It was whispered that he
had  cold  feet.
WHY WE DIDN'T WIN
An alibi by Arts '22
The jinx was against us from the
fourth minute when our fourteenth
man, Cliff Woodworth sustained a
broken nose. One from fourteen is
thirteen. Q. E. D. These thirteen could
have beaten any thirteen Arts '23 men
but playing against overwhelming odds
which included fifteen Juniors, George
Clark's sox and Charlie Clarke's Helmet, we managed to suffer a glorious
but not decisive defeat. The score
was no indication of the play, as some
of our men persisted in tackling their
"comrades-in-de-feet.
Tn the first half, we condescended to
allow our apponents to score one try
which was converted. During this
time our men played an uphill battle.
In the second stanza, our condescension became quite pronounced owing to
Do:c. Sedgewick's appearance. The
team was as follows:
Forwards—A. Vogee, L. Wells, C. A.
F. Clark, W. Black, A. Harris, and
W. McAfee; Halves—B. Eagles, Five-
eights—R. Stephens; Three-quarters—
J. Dauphinee, J. Arkley (captain) D.
Lewis, J.Herd; Full back—G. S. Clark.
N.B.—Dash—Absence of Rugby Player. We will get you yet, '23.
...Editor's Note'—The score was 14-0,
in favor of Arts '23. The occasion
was the inter-class Rugby game on
Saturday last.   Nobody was killed.
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Associate   Editors Miss   R.   E.   Verchere
Miss   P.   I.   MacKay
H.   M.   Cassidy
Exchange   Editor Miss   D.   Taylor
Literary   Editor Miss   D.   Walsh
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H.   B.   Cantelon
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STUDENT FINANCES
There has been considerable talk
among the students of a plan to institute a consolidated trust fund to
take care of surplus funds of the
minor societies. Many seem to think
that this is a new idea. Actually it
is not so^ for Sec. 2 clause 7 of the A.
M. S. constitution states that the funds
of the society (in part) shall consist
of "all monies      .    . received by
student organizations under the society."
This rule, however, has never been
rigidly enforced. Certain societies
have been allowed a wide latitude as
to how they should dispose of accumulated funds. Instead of contributing
to the central Alma Mater fund the
favorite plan has been to put the
money in trust funds for various purposes. At the present time the
three such funds, the War Memorial,
the Players' Club, and the Musical
Society, all have worthy aims. The
seting aside of the money for a definite purpose satisfies the natural desire of the societies that the money
earned by them shall be appropriated
to their own use at some future time,
whereas they have no such guarantee
if the constitutional regulation is rigidly enforced.
With only a few trust funds as at
present the plan is all right. But as
time goes on, to satisfy the natural
desire of growing societies, there will
come into being a considerable number of these funds, the responsibility
being vested in various treasurers and
trustees. Hence the suggestion for. a
consolidated fund. The societies
would then each have a share in the
common fund but would have a guarantee that money contributed by them
might be used according to their desires. The fund would be administer-
~"l by the treasurer of the Alma Society, who would be bonded in the proper business-like manner, working in
conjunction with a board of trustees.
The news of the small societies which
cannot finance themselves but have
nevertheless an important place in
University life could be met by a small
percentage of surplus funds,—say 20
per cent.—being diverted to the Alma
Matgr fund, whence it could be doled
out as occasion arose.
As stated before the present plan
seems to be working without much
trouble. But the University is yet
in its infancy and we will do well to
look into the future and plan our organization accordingly. Some such
plan as the one roughly outlined above
would be much more business-like than
the present one, and will be absolutely necessary as the University grows.
The men who are guiding student affairs now are trying to evolve some
such plan, and are anxious for a frank
discussion of the matter that will aid
them to a decision. The question is
one that merits the careful attention
and consideration of every student.
THE   ELECTIONS
The University should not be a poli-
ticial factor, and it Is certainly not
the function of the ' 'Ubyssey" to
mingle in politics, yet we should not
ignore the contemporary history of
our country; and the election contest
which will agitate Canada for the
next three weeks is of sufficient importance to warrant our attention.
While no one ventures to predict the
outcome, it is generally conceded that
it is to be of importance equal to that
of 1911, and the complications arising
from the number of new parties involved give the situation a fascinating
elusiveness when one tries to review
it.
Some of us are already electors, and
the rest will be in the next few years;
and it is not boasting to say that
among us are some who will be influential in the politics of the future—
the cynic will call this a shameful confession. It is our duty to realize that
we have a certain responsibility in
this matter, and when we hear ah.out
or see the defects of present-day politics we should feel that it is up to us
to conceive an improvement, and put
it into force as soon as we can.
As University students we are in
a peculiarly advantageous position
for studying the state of affairs. We
are not yet confirmed adherents to
the prejudices of any party, and if we
have gained anything from the University we should be able to analyse
the situation with a trifle more intelligence and tolerance than "the man in
the street." We are being given an
excellent chance to study the issues
which will control Canadian policies
for the next few years, and if we
take advantage of it we will be able
to formulate our own opinions at
leisure, and not be found at the mercy
of the party demagogue and the editorial-writer  when   the   next   election
BY THE WAY
MILLIONS NOW LIVING WILL
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If they have their names in the An-
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anything of interest to the Editor of
the Annual, care of the Publications
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The University not only lacks a flagstaff but also apparently a flag, the absence of which is painfully obvious on
Armistice Day and other occasions
when a show of bunting is desirable.
»    »    *
Election Guff—We are pleased to
hear that we are "young men and
women just entering on the thrushold
of manhood."
The hard-worked treasurer of the
Alma Mater Society handled over
$13,000 last year.    And there wasn't
a cent missing.
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Do not let your criticisms blush unseen or waste their sweetness on the
desert air. Come and tell us about
them.
FAMOUS POET COMING
We are not all students of poetry,
but we must admit that the literature
of a country is a considerable factor
in the development of its national
feeling. Canada in this respect is still
in its infancy, for though she has
produced authors of repute, they have
had to go to the United States or England for their first recognition, and
sometimes have never returned to
their   unappreciative   native   country.
it is generally conceded that Canada's greatest poet is Bliss Carman,
who will speak here on the evening
of November 22, under the auspices of
the University Women's Club. He will
give readings from his own poems
and those of his firm friend, the late
James Whitcome Riley.
Bliss Carman's widest reputation is
in the United States and in Europe,
where it is interesting to note that
his poetry was the subject of an important thesis by which a French savant received his doctor's degree from
the University of Rennes. But the
poet's work has always remained true
to the early impressions of natural
beauty which he gained in his New
Brunswick birthplace, and he, more
than any other, merits the title of
Canada's national poet.
His address will be given in the
auditorium of the First Congregational
Church, and it is to be hoped that no
one who is interested in our national
literature will miss this opportunity to
pay their respects to a man who has
devoted his life's work to giving it
existence. ,
PUBLICATIONS APPOINTMENT
Mr. Henry W. Johnson was appointed to the position of Business Manager of Publications Board by the Students Council at their last meeting.
M. Johnson assumes the managership
with a splendid record on the circulation department.
WHAT WE THINK  OF  ELMER
GREGG   SLOPINGTON'S
"THE PULSE OF LOVE."
When Mr. Slopington's story came
into the office we gave three cheers.
We told one another that it was the
greatest story we had ever read.
Within twenty minutes we had rushed it into type and sent proofs to
every salesman in Rotmopolitans employ. We knew it would make better
salesmen of them.
Within twenty seven minutes we
had completed plans to publish it in
book form.
Within thirty minutes we had sold
the  moving picture  rights.
Within sixty minutes we had rushed
through the first edition.
Within—but the story will be continued next week.
LETTERS  CLUB   MEETING
The Letters Club met on Tuesday
night at the home of Dr. S. D. Scott.
The subject under consideration was
H. G. Wells' wno was treated as he
deserved by Norman Robertson. Certain innovations in the presentation
of the subject Were much appreciated.
| NOTICE
I The Men's Athletic Society are now
i completing' arrangements for the third
] annual   Victoria   trip.    The   program
is purely tentative as yet but will be
; agreed upon within the next fewr days,
i It is expected to include a Men's Ice
hockey game, two rugby matches, one
i of  which  will  be  for the  McKecknie
cup, and possibly a boat race.
TUTORIAL   MATH
He blinks a calculating eye.
The drowsy time drags slowly by;
And all the while a droning hum
Is circulating through the room.
Nothing definite at all,
A rattle over near the wall
A finger snap from anywhere,
A muffled snap of quiet despair.
A book falls down by seat eleven,
A student coughs near number seven.
Another spell of time goes by,
He calculates a blinking eye.
J. W. B. S.    '25 NOVEMBER 17th, 1921
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THE   CAFETERIA
Dear Sir:—I think I am expressing the
opinion of many students when I state that it
is time that publicity be given our foster child
—the cafeteria. Surely we have been nursing:
a lion's whelp, which, now that it has reached
some degree of stability, threatens to devour
us—at least financially.
First—have you ever rushed over about 4
p.m. to stifle the encroaching pangs of hunger
with a square (inch) of pie and a cup of—■	
only to find the door securely locked while
overhead, a prominent notice promises you admittance until 5 p.m. ?
Or have you, at noon impelled by a feeling
of inward insufficiency, scanned the menu in
a vain hope that you might, for your paltry
45c, obtain at least sufficient to necessitate
picking your teeth ? If you have done this
you will at least be interested in my criticism.
I think I may state without fear of contradiction, trat I can go to almost any downtown restaurant and get more food, equal in
every way to that dispensed in our cafeteria,
for the same expenditure. One may even go to
a restaurant such as McLeod's and get at least
cafeteria   values.
Now the cafeteria has the following advantages over the down town restaurant. It
has absolutely no rent to pay, ordinarily one
of the heaviest of the overhmead expenses,
it has dishes supplied free, paid help reduced
to a miniumum, and it does not have the expensive equipment found in establishments
of a similar nature. Certainly it may have a
few disadvantages to contend with, but the
above facts are overwhelmingly in its favor.
It is generally admitted that last year we got
better value for our money, yet the cafeteria
operated profitably; and still in a time of
falling prices, it has not increased the size of
your stale bun or microscopic section of
bread. And it has been rumored that they are
going to dish the potatoes up with an eye
dropper.
I wonder if anyone failed to notice the impression made on our delagates to the P.I.P.A.
as given out  in last week's "Ubyssey."
Here it is: "At the U. of W. one can obtain a sumptuous meal for 35c." I challenge
any sane healthy individual in our U. to say
the same of our cafeteria.
Fellow-students, we are being outrageously
gulled. It is time that lion's cub had a collar
and chain put on it.
Sincerely yours,
HAGGARD.
Quite a number of students have already got
jobs and there are many more who would be
able to get them if such an employment
agency were started. The idea of the agency
would be to act as a medium between thte employer and the employee. By co-operating with
stores and other businesses, I am sure that the
people of Vancouver would be glad to assist
any students who are making their own way
through  college.
But this is only an outline of the activities
of an employment agency and this letter is
only to bring to the attention of everybody
that it is possible to start such an organization. Let* us have some more discussion. Let
us have some more discussion on the subject
and see what the student body thing about this
subject.—E. C. H.
STUDENT   EMPLOYMENT
Editor "Ubyssey."
Dear Sir:—
It seems surprising that no movement for
the establishment of a Student Employment
Agency has ever been started at U.B.C. Practically all other colleges both in Canada and
the United States have such agencies for
students who are supporting themselves at
college.
There are quite a number of men in the
University who would like to get jobs for Wednesday and Saturday afternoonse and also
work for odd afternoons or evenings. To a
certain extent this must also apply to some of
the women who are in need of financial assistance  to finish their cource.
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INJURIES   IN   SPORT
Editer the Ubyssey.
Sir:
I would appreciate the use of your
columns to discuss a question which
if it Is not, should oe of interest to
every student in the University.
A large number of the students of
the University pay their way through
college in what may be called the
hand to mouth method. That which
they earn the previous summer just
about meets their needs for the ensuing acedemic year. If there are
any large extras they labor under a
hardship.
These same students take part in
athlectics and they are sometimes injured. The result is as stated above.
Yet these students if they do not support the teams have no college spirit:
They are a drag on the college activities.
The question I wish to ask is where
is the spirit on the part of the student
body at large. These men support
the college when they are able, yet
the college does not in any way play
the game with them. These who are
crippled in sports cannot receive compensation for the time they lose but
surely we might assist them financially. The doctor's bills of those hurt
in representing the University should
be paid out of student activities funds.
So far I have based my argument on
the student's inability to pay, yet it
is also true if every student was more
than able to incur legitimately any
amount of bills.
By all the rules of fair play it is
the duty of the University to support
these students who support her.
—"Unbusted."
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CAUGHT
The story of the three stpre eggs
Indeed it's rather sad;
When the tale is told it goes like this—
You've heard it? No? Too bad.
A tale is told of an empty box,
It will not take a minute,
'Tis thus the story rambles on—
The box.    There's nothing in it.
I heard a yarn about two wells
It won't take long to tell.
Perhaps you've heard the little tale
You have not, eh? Well! well!
And there's the song of the busy bee.
And here is how it's sung—
But would you like to hear the tale.
Would you?   You  would?   Well-
Stung!
Of course you've heard of the horse's
tale.
Ho Ho!    You will not bite.
Well, neither will a jelly fish,
And neither will a mite.
You have heard of the ape, the curl
and the fool.
The ape is a hairy parent.
The beautiful curl is apparently hair.
And the fool?    Oh, he's apparent.
—J.W.B.S. '25.
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MACDONALD..   AND..   GALE..   HAVE [
LVELY   MEETING
The second meeting of a series of
political meetings which are being
held in the University, under the auspices of the Social Science Club took
place on Monday last, in the Auditor-;
ium, when the speakers for the occasion were M. A. McDonald, K.C, Liberal candidate for Burrard and Mayor
Gale, Liberal candidate for the centre
riding. A large crowd was at hand
and gave the speakers good attention.
M. A. McDonald was the first speaker and dealt lengthily with what he
considered the issues of the campaign.
He declared strenuously that the tariff;
question was not the main issue, and j
that there were many other questions
to consider. He dealt with the history
of the Union Government since 1917,
when the Unionist party was formed,
and said that the Union Government
had broken faith with the electors and
were now going to a dominion-wide
election, because of necessity, not
choice. Turning from this the speaker then outlined B. C. problems. He
stressed particularly the Pacific Great
Eastern Railway and stated that if a
Liberal government were returned to
power it might be a possibility that
this railway would be taken over by
the Canadian Government Railways.
Mr. McDonald said, however, he was
making no promise, but declared that
if elected he would strive to bring this
about. The speaker also mentioned
the "Dominion Lands" in the Peace
River district and the question of
Freight Rates, and stated it would be
his policy in the first case to do all in
his power to having the like of these
lands handed over to the Provincial
Parliament at Victoria, and in the
latter to strive for a suitable Western
Freight Rate which would enable the
trade of the Prairie to come West instead of going East as it now does.
Mayor Gale was then called upon
and in a highly humorous address outlined his stand in the campaign. He
said that he had accepted the nomination because be believed the Liberals
would be returned to power and that
as a member of a Liberal Government
he could bring to the citv that which
the city needed. "As Mayor of the
city," the speaker said, he ought to
know as well as anyone, if not better,
what was needed. He declared he
was not seeking office but that the office had sought him and that if elected he would do all in his power to forward the interests of Vancouver.
Mayor Gale paid a high tribute to the
work of Hon. H. H. Stevens in parliament during the last ten years and
said that Vancouver owed him much.
But, the mayor said, if the Liberals
were returned to power, then he in
parliament as a member of the government could do more for Vancouver
than Stevens in opposition. In conclusion, he extended an invitation to
the students to come to the different
two or three weeks, where the issues
of the Campaign would be discussed at
greater length than the present meeting allowed.
WIND   OF  THE   DAWN
Wind of the dawn,— !
Lustily   do   you   blow   into   the   Sun's i
face,
Yet, benign in his majesty, levee,
He   takes   no   offence   at   your   impu- ]
dent pranks.
Jubilant child  of  morning.
From the West
—Your playground in Infinity—
Vou come
Rushing in mighty bounds across the |
width of the world;
Those jagged peaks,
Cold, harsh and dazzling,
Incredibly white  in the  sunrise luminance,
Are   but   a   playful   barrier   for   your
leaping, [
Your breath gains freshness
From  their  vigorous  chill,
Your western sky is void,
But in the East
Slight tracery of clouds, broidered of
purest  down,
Curtain the smoke-blue roof—
Steeped   in   the   liquid   brightness   of
the   Sun—
Filmy  swaddling-clothes   of  the  nais- ;
sant Day.
You   blow   among   my   thoughts,    O
Wind!
You  make  them  shine  bright  as  the
splendour—shedding Sun,
Taste pure as your own tonic gusts;
I feel that I am as evanescent
And as eternal
As those clouds, your playthings,
Wind   of   the   dawn!
L. S.
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IN   ENGLISH  2C
The other day a wise Professor stood
Reading selected themes in English
Two,
And said, "I will speak frankly, as I
should:
The one that I just read will never
do.
It's far too full of over dainty phrase,
,And every other ornamental twirl.
Of language  unmistakably  betrays
That themes like this were writen
by a girl.
This maxim for your guidance let me
state,"
He hesitated, and went on again;
"The  women  writers  who  are  really
great,
If I nay say s-   mostly write like
men,"
And I maintain   in spite of contradiction,
It's nice to have the courage of conviction!
—NANCY LEE, Arts  '24.
ARMITICE  DAY  OBSERVED
Cont'd, from Page 1.
ing from this trend of thought he
traced the feelings of the people as
they followed eagerly these worldwide movements, sometimes showing
hope and confidence, at other times
uncertainty and fear. "As the minds
of the multitude think," the speaker
said in conclusion, "so the nations
think," and it is not through the mere
signing of agreements that lasting
peace can be brought about but only
through the minds of the nations,
standing firmly for peace.    .
Mr. Pacey rendered another patriotic song, appropriate to the occasion,
after which the meeting dispersed.
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THE     UBYSSEY
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"To suckle fools and chronicle   small   beer."
• Who is the man who puts on his
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Why the grave at '23 class party?
It must be awful to be self conscious
even in an unconscious state.
I  met  a  member  of Art's  Twenty-
three   who said
Two rare but lovely names stand on
my programme.
AGONY
Dear Charles, I realize my mistake.
Meet me at the Enginering Building.
Bring the children and your Latin
crib.    Agnes.
Arts '22—0. Arts '23—14. Oh, well.
Youth will triumph.
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THE   ELECTION   MEETING
"M. A."
"The voice of one crying in the wilderness," "Here am I send ME."
A  flowing  gale.
A wind that follows fast.
KISS PAPA.
"Here's a snapshot of my girl at the
beach."
"Snapshot!     Boy,   I'd   call   that   an
exposure."
—Iowa Frival.
PETTY   LARCENY
The powder falls in Wheeler halls,
And drifts from roof to lower story.
She   gives   off   flakes   whenever   she
shakes,
The powdered lass who's in her glory.
O, hark, O. hear, how thin and clear,
The hairpins drop in halls of learning;
Tl ey bounce and roll from sole to sole,
They're found at almost every turning.
The  perfumes  reek    and    make    us
weak;
We   really   don't   know   where   we're
going!
We grope about and when we're out,
Inhale the breeze that's gently blowing.
—University of California.
The difference between an eminently successful and cultured man
and one of medicore ability is the utilization of every minute of the day.—
Willamette   Collegian.
Mary   had   a   little   lamp,
She had it trained no doubt;
For every time I call on her
The little lamp goes out.
Ohio  Sun  Dial.
Heard in Electrical I. "Many
people are electrocuted while in the
bath tub." Is this propoganda favoring the great unwashed? —Queen's
Journal.
Send in your exposures and snaps
to the "Annual" care of the publications board. '
ANOTHER DISCUSSION CLUB
The first meeting of the Biology
Discussion Club was held on the evening of Monday, Nov. 14. A constitution was adopted, and a committee of
four appointed to control the affairs of
the Club.
Mr. D. A. Rogers presented an interesting paper on "The Ascent of
Man." The meeting was then thrown
open for discussion.
After refrshments were served the
meeting adjourned.
Ye  Olde  Firme
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Scientific
FUNERAL   DIRECTORS
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rates  for  Freshmen	
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White Satin Evening Slippers
These are the famous "OWENS-
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are no finer on the American Continent.
They feature the Instep Strop, and are
handlasted and handsewn.
Your choice of Baby Louis or
Louis Heels.
Suited to match any shade of Gown
at an extra charge of $ .75.
They are peifect fitters, and quite the
most refined slippers you can imagine.
THE INGLEDEW   SHOE CO.
"Vancouver's  Smartest   Shoe  Store"
666 GRANVILLE ST.
AGAIN SCIENCE '23 STEPS OUT
Last Thursday night Science '23 got
its face washed and called for its best
girl. At the sign of the "Green Lantern" they deposited themselves merrily to the tunesome syncopation of
the twosome orchestra until an early
hour on Friday morning.
Each engineer arrived with a beaming smile, a cake, a girl. The latter
under his tender guidance soon had
her programme tilled to overflowing.
The girls formed a butterfly throng
with their dainty dresses and one and
all became decked with many colored
paper steamers which added much to
the general gaiety. No ice needed to
be broken as there was no ice to break,
the only coldness coming between
them being from Almonds. The girls
felt that nowhere had they met with
such an air of good fellowship.
Professor and Mrs. Ryan very kindly
acted as patrons and could not have
failed to have a good time, as did all
those present, even the committee.
"Gee" appeared to enjoy himself, while
"Joe" was heard everywhere. Bill
Graham filled his part admirably and
did not seem at all care-laden. Refreshments coming as a delightful
break in the programme left nothing
to be desired in daintiness and abundance.
All too soon the clock on the wall,
which was the only source of annoyance, warned the company that it was
time to disperse. The entire crowd
wished heartily that such a party was
a monthly occurrence. Did we have
a good time?    I'll say we  did!
One  of the Girls.
College is the place where a man
should develop his possibilities and
start a system to prevent others from
letting theirs die through stagnation.
—Grinnell Scarlet and Black.
New Shoes
for Men $6.85
Introducing Spencer's
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style boot built for us, comprising four, real, up-to-date
lasts; every one a niter.
These shoes are made in
widths from B to D and sizes
5 to 12, so that almost every
foot can be correctly fitted.
Made of rich, dark brown;
also medium and black calfskin, with light or medium
weight soles ; also heaay winter weight bottoms ; genuine
Goodyear welted process. For
this grade of footwear you
have been paying $10 to $12,
and we feature them as a concrete illustration of Spencer's
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SOUVENIRS
We carry one of the largest
lines of Indian Burnt Leather
Goods, Moccasins, Baskets, in
the city, also Beads, View Books,
Post Cards and Novelties of all
kinds. Your inspection is invited.
Pyott's Novelty Shop
Two Stores
771   Granville   Street,   Orpheum   Bldg.
919  Granville  Street
Nanette soys-
|~YORSAY, the peifnmer, sends
'-' thee a bottle- tbe stopper of
which is a small glass dog and the
name of the perfume "Toujours
Fidele", (Ever Faithful); or this
time the stopper an elephant, and
the perfume "Le Porte Bonheur"
(The Gate to Happiness).
D'Orsay has a happv selection
of perfumes— Chypre' in small
round crystal bottles; Jasmine, or
Charme, in square bottles fitted
into leather cases.
Very beautiful are the amber
glass boxes, with goddesses dancing to the Pipes o' Pan upon the
cover. And these boxes contain
'Rose Ambre" face powder.
UMITEO
575  Granville Street 8
THE     UBYSSEY
NOVEMBER 17th, 1921
IN OTHER COLLEGES
P. I. P. A. NOTES
Life-saving work for 0. A. C. co-eds
will begin in advanced swiming classes this week. The instructors expect that most of these students will
pass the examination for the Red
Cross life guard.
Green ribbons must hereafter be
worn by all O. A. C. freshmen girls
attending upperclass dances according to an order of the sophomore citation committee.
- -BERKELEY, Calif.,—Superficial attraction for a "white collar" job was
given by Prof. J. H. Hildebrand of the
chemistry department as one of the
greatest failings of students in their
choice of their life-long careers. He
believes that young people choose
their lives on too objective a basis and
is convinced that many have taken up
their work upon some unconscious
logic as; "Many physicians have made
a great deal of money; I will be a
physician, therefore I will make a
great deal of money." "The best
thing that the University can do for a
student is not to give him training for
a single trade, but to train him to
think and act."
EXCHANGES
The Queen's University Dramatic
Club is staging Masefield's "Tragedy
of Man."
Initiations will not in future be regarded as coming within the purview
of the Social Directorate. This was
decided at a meeting of the Student's
Representative Council executive on
Tuesday night These initiations are
in any event under faculty control,
and it was felt that there was need for
supervision by the S.R.C. as well.
Probably the creditable way in which
initiation was conducted this year had
something to do with the decision.
With regard to social functions, it was
decided to ask the faculty social committee to require all applications for
aproval of dates to be forwarded
through the Social Directorate so as
to avoid a clash of dates. —U. of
Saskatchewan "Sheaf."
Most of the other Canadian Universities celebrated Hallawe'en with
dances and parades which seem to
have been remarkably enjoyable.
In this year's summer session of
the Extension Department, eighty-nine
teachers were proceeding to the Arts
degree and seventy-two were taking
post-graduate work for the degree of
Pedagogy. There are special correspondence courses for teachers who
'live outside Toronto. Tbje teacher
does not obtain her degree by correspondence only, she must atend the
summer sessions conducted by the Department of Education.
Teachers who live in Toronto have
their lectures at four-thirty and on
Saturday mornings. They take three
subjects whereas the student takes
five. These teachers are registered
in the Pass Course only. There are
one hundred and fourteen taking this
course.—U.  of  Toronto  Varsity.
University of Washington. P.I.N.S.—
Approximately two hundred and fifty
girls are turning out for hockey
one of the women's major sports. Of
this number ninety receive credit and
the remainder are taking it as a sport.
University of Washington. P.I.N.S.—
In memory of Washington men who
died in the World War_ American
Elms were planted on the lower end of
the campus at noon   Armistice Day.
THE   ENQUIRING   REPORTER
"What do you think about the boys
wearing dress suits to the dances?"
Abe Reinhorn, Arts '25.—"I'll wear
my dad's."
M. Rosenblatt. Arts '25.—"It is useless to get them before attaining full
stature_ for they must last a lifetime."
Solly Thorvaldson Arts '22.—"The
bunk."
Miss Bishop Arts '23.—"I don't see
why the boys shouldn't when the girls
do."
Aubrey Bate. Arts "22.—"It isn't
nearly as expensive for the girls as
for the boys."
Nan J9herriff- Arts "22.—"It would
add a distinctive note to University
functions."
Irene Fernald, Arts '24.—"I don't
think it should be  compulsory."
Pearl    Argall.    Arts    '22.—"I   don't
think it should even be suggested."
U. of Sask.
"Sheaf."
Clelland Suits are Noticed
"I'll bet that's a Clelland  suit"—that's what a young
fellow said to his chum today on Hastings Street, as he
pointed to a friend of his. We
thought it good but we weren't
surprised, for sure enough
there's a singular distinction in
them that you can't help noticing.
An' mind, the prices are away
cheaper than they were for those
made - to - measure, right-up-to-
the-minute styles. The real quality is always there and there's a
model to suit every taste and
figure.
Up a few steps an' you're in
Clelland's place in less'n a minute—right there at 633 Hastings
West.
He stays open till 6 o'clock on
Saturdays.
JAMES CLELLAND
Phone Sey. 7280
Tailoring   Specialist
633 HASTINGS STREET, WEST
POEMS OF TODAY
(Dedicated to Dr. Walker.)
Oh   why do you say so oft
"Gosh ding it"?
Say it so oft and fast.
Oh, Dr. Walker why don't you
Sing it?
Oh. why do you say so oft
"Gosh  ding it"?
This poetry's bad but theres
Something in it..
Tho' the topic may leave you
Aghast,
Oh  why do you say so oft
"Gosh  ding  it"?
Say it so oft and so fast?
—Sermonette
S. C. M.
At the wekly meting of the S. C. M.,
Miss Lowe, travelling secretary for
the women's section of the movement,
spoke on the "Personal Aim of the
Christian Religion." The central idea
of her remarks consisted of Christ as
the way to Go1. God was revealed to
man through Christ, and before the
socializing effect of Christianity could
be stroi.gly felt, the individuals composing that society must get in touch
with the spirit of God in Christ. The
meting was well atended.
The next meeting will be held at
Monday noon. Nov. 21, at which Dr.
Hutchinson will speak on the bearing
of the "Theory of Evolution in Relation to the Christian Faith."
An exasperating moment in Wood-
ard's life—after putting a nickle in a
pay   phone,  he  found   she  wasn't  in.
Who went to sleep reading the Uby-
sey during Analytic? Bright Student,
Scinece I.
Wanted.—A woman for    the    Arts
Dance.    Apply at the Science Common
Room,   Thursday   noon.    Come   early
and    avoid    the    rush.    —Lonesome
Student. (Advt.)
THE STUDENT PARLIAMENT
An Ode to the Premier
It's called  "The  Legislature
Of the Students of B. C."—
A worthy judicature
Of all, including me.
The Hon. the Premier,
Stands up and brings in trask,
He hardly could be beanier;
We think it awfully rash.
He provides for confiscation,
Of things he can't control,
Without a moment's hesitation,
Don't you think that rather droll?
He hides behind the Speaker
When he is out of luck.
Whatever could be weaker
Than passing on the buck?
His policies are lacking
In everything but nerve.
But with Opposition backing
He never has to swerve
So here's  to the  Student Parliament—
That ghastly Student armanent—
That really rotten government—
The really hideous ornament
Of the students of B. C.
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