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Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia
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VOL. XVI.
VANCOUVER, B. C, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6, 1933
No. 3
Bursary Committee
Will Canvass City
Board of Governors Are Seeking Funds For
Needy Students
On behalf of those students who are unable to continue
their courses on account of lack of funds, the University has
adopted emergency measures, en outline of which was given by
President Klinck in an interview with the Ubyssey on Tuesday.
A large number of students are un
able to enter the University on account ot lack of funds, and others
who have taken one or more years
are unable to continue for the same
reason this year. The result has been
that tha Board of Governors at a
meeting last week decided to appoint
a committee whose purpose would bo
to raise a special fund to enable do-
serving students to enter the University or continue their courses.
Committee Appointed
rrofsssor Logan, chairman of a joint
faculty committee on prises and scholarships, submitted a memorandum
which formed the basis of the discus-^,
slon. Attar the discussion the following committee was appointed: W. H.
Malkin, chairman, F. J. Burd, Chris
Spencer, and Dr. Frank Patterson.
Prof. Logan was asked to become a
member to represent the tsculty.
At the meeting of the committee,
memoranda prepared by certain members of the faculty at the request of
tho president, were submitted, referring to the need for additional scholarship, bursary and loan funds.
Bursary Campaign
Attar a session last Monday, the
committee felt that they should
launch an extended campaign to obtain a larger endowment for loans
and burssrks.
Tlie-great number of deserving students necessitated Immediate action,
and the first thing accompUahed was
tho addition of Mr, Sherwood Lett to
the committee, representing the Senate.
The committee then prepared a Ust
of citizens to Interview in an effort
to obtain enough money to tide over
the present emergency, before undertaking the larger project of a permanent loan fund.
Worthy Assistance
"The board is very enthusiastic."
Duff Directs
Stage Effects
stated Dr. Klinck, "but it is thinking
hi terms of bursaries and loans, not
In terms of scholarships."
The president went on to explain
that scholarships are awarded whether
needed or not, whereas bursaries
combine scholarship and need, and
the money is not handed over to the
student, but goes to meet his fees,
and is not repaid. Loans, however, are
conducted on a strictly business basis,
the applicant giving guarantee of repayment, and If a minor, giving an
approved joint note.
Loans Also Mootad
It is possible that a student of ex-
ceptionaUy high standing is given a
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Lady Teazle Again
Will Strat Campus
Players' Club Appli-
cants Given Tryout
Roles
Mors than 70 applicants for membership in the Players' Club met In
Arts 100 at noon yesterday to receive
their parts for the acting try-outs
on Wednesday and Thursday.
Dr. P. C. >Valker, honorary president, gave them some hints on act-
big, particularly for the two teat
pieces, scenes from "The School for
Scandal" and Columbine." Nancy
Symes, president, also spoke briefly.
Hie would-be thesplans were then
divided Into pairs to rehearse their
parts as foUows:
"The School For Scandal"—Betty
Moscovlch and Norman McDiarmid;
Margaret Beaumont and Gordon
Stead; Jean Thomas and Jim Sadler;
Kay Stewart and Art Bastin; Kathleen Coles and Victor H. Palltti; Ruth
Madeley and David Lesser; Helen
Trapp and Herbert Barclay; Patsy
Clancy and Russell Twining; Louise
Kennedy and John Conway; Margaret
Buchanan and Walter Touzeon; MoUy
Lock and Allan Baker; Etheyne
Chandler and Lome Glnther; Beulah
Players'   Club   Con-'James and Harry   Anderson;  Mar-
centrate On Lighting and Scenery
Tlie Players' Club this year plans
to give as much attention to production as it has formerly done to act-
big. Lighting, scenery, costumes and
properties are not to be mere incidentals; they are to be impressionistic
of the theme and mood of the play.
Dr. D. C. B. Duff, of the bacteriology department, is to guide the
club in this attempt. He has had experience at Hart House, Toronto, and
wiU be art supervisor of production,
not only designing the sets but showing the stqge crews how to build
them.
It will be the first time that the
club has attempted to construct all
its own scenery, but several mem-
ers are going at i* with great keenness and expect to produce some
interesting results.
The electricians, also, will have a
new interest in their work this year.
Impressionistic aeU depend greatly
on light, and so there will be opportunity to display the powers of the
stage switchboard as never before.
The next production of the club
will be on theatre night of homecoming week. Gordon Hilker, vice-
president, has been put in charge,
with power to appoint any helpers
he needs.
Other appointments confirmed by
the executive at a meeting on Tuesday were: Margaret Stewart, to supervise properties and costumes; Margaret Palmer, to have charge of the
book distribution bureau; Margaret
Ecker, to look after the green room;
Gerald Prevost, to be publicity agent.
The try-outs for new members are
garet Ramsay and E. D. Fulton; Lor-
na Carson and Thomas Burch; Don-
alda Carson and Alex Marling; Elinor Bossy and WUUam Rao; Louise
Farris and Allan Walsh; Helen Reid
and Don Lowrie; Hilda Wood and
Robert Thomson; Kay Bourne and
George Johnson; Eleanor Gibson and
Dalton Neil Murphy; Vivien Lexler
and Les AUen; Margaret Millbum
and Lloyd Hobden; Eleanor Wall-
bridge and Gordon Calllns.
"Columblne"-Vivlan McKenzie and
Margaret Smith; Dorothy Dawson and
Constance Baird; Vera Lock and
Marjorie Manson; Estelle Matheson
and Margaret Haspel; Josephine Hen-
nlng and Kathleen Armstrong; Annie Hackman and Donna Lucas; Ruth
Lundy and Mina Brodie; Fredena
Anderson and Bernlce Strong; Audrey Phillips and Katherlne Scott;
Marguerite Manson and Marian fi.
Root; Anna F. Mullln.
Lyall Stewart, Yuklo Takahaski,
Brodie Gillies, Samuel Smith, Lyall
Vine, Maurice Wright and John Rose
are applicants for technical membership. They are voted upon by the
executive after an interview.
SCHOLARSHIP STUDENTS
"Scholarship Cards" are now ready
at the Registrar's Office. Scholarship
students are requested to call for these
cards as soon as possible.
All Gym. applications must be hi
the hands of the Students' Council by
Tuesday.
will be a general meeting on Friday
to welcome them into the club and
to announce arrangements for the
reception  dance,  which will be on
Fundamentalist
Scorns Affairs
Of the Ancients
BY LIONEL BACKLER
"Who was Cain's wife?" Well,
who was she? Dr. W. B. Riley, cf
Minneapolis, Minn., "world famous
fundamentalist," gave no direct answer to the question when he addressed the Varsity Christian Union
on "Is Man a Developed Monkey?"
Wednesday afternon, but a room-full
ot U.B.C. studenta In Arts 304 heard
some interesting things about unholy
professors and text books, the Book
of Genesis, and the "utterly false"
phUoaophy of evolution.
The reverend doctor from the "Bible
Belt" of Minnesota ssld he hoped he
had a few mlUion young friends
across Canada and the United States
and in other parts of the world. Ha
had taken part ln twenty-six debates
on evolution and "had yet to loss
one." There was no such thing, he
said, as the transmutation of species.
Science wu knowledge gained and
verified by experimentation and "had
there aver been a single case of such
transmutation proved by experimentation?"
"Utterly False"
The question Dr. Riley was posing
was the Munchausenesque one of
"Vas you there, Sharllo?" No scientist had ever been on hand when the
amoeba evolved into the worm, shall
we say? The theory of evolution had
no kinship to science. It was "an
utterly false philosophy."
Dr. Riley drew a picture of a Darwin wracked and bent with doubt
at the end of his life's labor. He
mentioned with Intimacy his old
friend, Mr. Bryan (WUUam Jennings
Bryan of the Tennease Evolution
Case) and referred once or twice to
the famous Scopes' trial. In short,
many studenta were for the first
time seeing a real honest-to-goodness
"Bible Belt" fundamentalist in action
as part of thrir university education.
Divine Intervention
Dr. RUey saw in the sterility of
mules the edict of God, which forbade the propagation of any species
other than those he created "in the
beginning." He later sent these species
en masse Into the Ark.
At the end of the lecture the "who
was Cain's wife" question waa asked
and no direct answer given. Studenta In the common room afterward
considered Dr. RUey might have
used the answer of the darkle
preacher, who when told by a dusky
skeptic that he would become a
churchgoer if the preacher could answer the same question, replied:
"Brudder, you wUl never be holy if
you show such an interest in other
people's wives."
No official word has yet come as
to whether all the text books of science atudenta will be declared out-
of-date, though doubts are now assailing the minds of some of the
members of the Varsity Christian
Union.
C__________-__-E-] International Guilt
Of Japan Queried
Professor Angus Takes Pessimistic View of
Prospects For International Co-operation
Is Japan making a reasonable demand on the world, which
the world is refusing?
That was the question which faced the fifth biennial con-
ference of the Institute of Pacific Relations this summer at
Banff, declared Professor H. F. Angus to the International Relations Club at its opening banquet held Wednesday evening in
Union College. I
Though the birth rate in Japan was not increasing at the
rate depicted by alarmists, but was slowing down, it was never-
theless estimated that the next two or three years would bring
250,000 young Japanese to the working age.
PROF. H. F. ANGUS
Who justified the Manchurian ventures of Japan as an evolutionary
necessity though an international
transgression.
Soph Ebullience
Cooled by Frosh
"I anticipate a vary wet autumn,"
stated *Sophomore Cliff HoUoway as
he was borne in the direction of the
Lily Pond by 200 eager freshmen.
Thus was . a meeting staged by the
M.A.A. for the Frosh on Wednesday
noon brought to a close.
The meeting was held for the purpose of explanlng the campus athletic activities to the freshmen.
Chairman Max Stewart named the
major and minor athletics and urged
the men to take part In some sport.
He said that athletics are an essential part of each man's college Ufe.
It seemed to be the opinion of those
officers of the athletic societies present that this year's freshman class
has good prospects as regards athletic*,
Archie Dick of the Canadian Rugby
Club set forth the facta about the
various teams: the Big Four, Senior
City and Junior teams. He laid
special emphasis on the fourth team:
the Inter-Scholastic team, which is
for freshmen only and which he said
should be a success this year.
Phil Northcott of the Track Club
told the freshmen about the meets
this year including the Varsity-
Frosh, Arts '20 relay, and the U. of
W. meet. He also spoke about the
Governors' Cup for which the classes
compete.
Biff McLeod of the BasketbaU Club
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They would not find employment on
the land; it already was desperately
overcrowded. They must be absorbed
Into industry, and Japanese Industry,
to expand further, must import raw
materials from other countries.
Tariff Problem
This offered no difficulty. Every
country was eager to sell to Japan.
But they did not wish to buy from
NOTICE
Owing to the Thanksgiving HoUday,
all copy for the next 'issue of the
Ubyssey must be in the Pub. office
by Friday afternoon.
The publication of this issue will
necessitate several members of the
staff losing their holiday week-end.
Exchange of Wiliness
Colors Fire Tussle
Frosh Wreck Opponents' Cars—Soph Fire Pile After Deadline
After a steadfast band of freshmen had successfully defended their cherished bonfire against persistent onslaughts of
enemy hordes until the official deadline at 2 o'clock yesterday
morning, they returned to lectures later in the morning to see
the last remains of their laborious creation smouldering in
ruins.
Bill Lynott's ferocious henchmen
began their main offensive shortly
after midnight, descending tumul-
tuously from the upper' playing field
upon the coveted pile. But all the
wiles of the superior sophomore intellects could not devise a way of
putting their malevolent designs Into
efect. They tried line bucks, forward passes, and even end runs to
carry their fiery brands and flaming
rags soaked ln gasoline through the
Frosh defence, but without ultimate
success.
The blazing missiles did Indeed at
times penetrate to vital points in
the Frosh structure, making the situation a perilous one for the freshle
warriors, but each time the latter
daunttesaly arose to the occasion and
threw back the offensive instruments
Wednesday, Oct. 18.   The Christmas into the ranks of the attackers.  Then
on Wednesday and Thursday. There plays will be on Nov. 23, 24, 23.
ensued   a  free-for-aU   klckfest    in
which much singeing of hair and
eyebrows and scorching of hands
occurred.
These major assaults were interspersed with numerous minor sorties in which a heavy loss of sophomore, and particularly of freshmen
nether garments waa wrought, but
still the bonfire stood.
However, the freshmen had discovered that the sophomores had
parked their cars only a short distance down the Boulevard. When
the offensive tribes returned, they
found that an attack in the rear had
taken place. Valve caps had been
removed, spark plugs disconnected,
and other vital parts tampered with.
"Vengeance is mine!" quoth the
sophomore, and the bonfire which
the freshmen had trustingly abandoned at two o'clock became a blazing pyre of blighted hopes.
Blue Eagle Topic
Opens Debating
Radio Project Being
Considered
"Resolved that some measure of
governmental control similar to the
N.l.R.A. Is essential in the best interests of the people of Canada" Is
the resolution to be debated at the
opening meeting of the Parliamentary Forum Tuesday night at 8: IS in
Arts 100. W. W. Lefaux and Howard S. Coulter, Vancouver barristers,
wiU lead the discussion while Prof.
J. Friend Day will act as speaker of
the house.
Mr. Lefaux will speak for the negative against Mr. Coulter for the affirmative, each of the leaders being
allowed forty minutes. After these
speakers the debate will be open to
students In general.
Any university student is eligible
to belong to the Forum upon payment of a fee of twenty-five cents.
Ernie Brown, president of the organization, states that in addition to
the regular meetings, a radio debate
with University of Alberta on the
NJ.R.A. wiU be held on Oct. 13 over
stations of the Canadian Radio Commission, in which U.B.C. wiU be rec-
resented by Brown and Richard McDougall. This is part of a plan to
form a radio debating league of the
Western Canadian universities for the
purpose of choosing a team to represent Western Canada against one
representing the Eastern colleges.
This latter debate would also be
held over the network of the Canadian Radio Commission, although It
haa not yet been officially ratified
by that body.
An invitation has been sent to
Stanford University to send a team
here during the latter -fart of November, the subject again to be the
N.I.R.A. The U.B.C. speakers for
this event will be chosen at a later
date.
her. They had erected tariffs against
her goods, not maliciously, hut just
to protect their own manufactums.
The result was that Japan really could
not buy because aha could net pay;
other countries would not accept her
goods.
Thus Jspan, dependant on foreign
trade, was, as it wart, blockaded. So
she had tried to gain poUtical con-
♦trol over the weakest of tha trading
areas upon which she depended. It
was a hasty action, disappointing to
the Japanese and tragic to Manchuria.
Inevitable Action
"But," said Mr. Angus, "tho Japan-
ese delegates succeeded in leaving the
impression upon us aU that there was
a general responsibUity for their
action," that it was inevitable, and
would continue to be inevitable, until
our economic barriers were broken
down.
"Wo came to the conclusion that
countries hi settling their own prob-
Isms were reckless of tha international effect of their actions. They
would protect their own industries,
even to the extent of practically bar-
ring other nations from trade."
-Hscrbnlnation
In a way, he suggested, the situation was not dissimilar to discrimination against one social or Industrial
group within a country. But that
group had a refuge in their legislature. Tlie courts would not help
them; the courts upheld estabUshed
rights. Tlie legislature could help
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Pep Meeting Slated
By Varsity Y
"Our Pep meeting on Friday is a
gift to Alma Mater Society and a
welcome to Freshmen," said Cam
Gorrie, president of the Varsity Y
at the meeting held on Wednesday
at noon.
The club had permission to use
room Z as a common-room. "So long
as boys without an active interest in
the club could make use of the room
Robinson Studied
By Letters' Cb.
Maine  Poet  Helped
By Roosevelt
"Tlie world Is not a 'prison house'
but a kind of spiritual kindergarten
where millions of bewildered infants
are trying to spell 'God* with tha
wrong blocks." This was the quotation used by John Slater to exemplify the attitude pervading the
poems of Edwin Arlington Robinson,
In a paper before the Letters Club
at the home of Dr. and Mrs. F. C.
Walker Tuesday night.
Slater briefly traced the life of this
comparatively little-known American
author from his birth in Head Tide,
Maine, in 1868 through his two years
at Harvard, his life of poverty in
New York, his recognition by President Theodore Roosevelt in IMS, and
his subsequent attainment of the
PuUtzer Prize, the prize of the Poetic Society of America, and the degree of Doctor of Literature from
Yale University.
The paper mentioned the various
forms of Robinson's writings including character studies, narratives,
drama, and practically all the old
English and French verse forms. The
poem, "Isaac and Archibald" was
considered by the reader to be Robinson's masterpiece in the narrative
for study, you may use It," said Dean ] division of his work, while his three
Buchanan. Bill Dickie had arranged' Arthurian poems, "Merlin," "Lance-
for Earl Hill's Band and the Klwanls lot," and "Tristram," were cited as
Glee Club to come on Friday. Messrs
Stan Brent and Geo. Ross were present, at the meeting, both of whom
are leading members of the Y.M.C.A.
A camp is to be held during the
week-end beginning Oct. 21. The actual place for the camp has not been
decided upon yet.
Six members of the Y have volunteered for library work.
The membership roll is mounting
up and every one is cordially Invited
to join.
his most ambitious and important
ventures In this line, although Slater
thought his blank verse tended to
wordiness and slowness of action.
In addition to these th- paper referred to the author's short character sketches as masterpieces of which
the favorite theme is the successful
failure. "He loves to bring to light
the fact that failure Is only comparative and that the worst failure may
be the cause or inspiration of another's success," said the speaker. Ptfe Two
THE    UBYSSEY
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2U)p IbgBBpy
(Member C.I.P., P.l.P.A.)
Telephone: Point Grey 208
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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Norman Hacking
SENIOR EDITORS
Tuesday: Pat Kerr Friday: John Cornish
News Manager: Archie Thompson
Sport Editor: Christie Fletcher
Associate Editors: Zoe Browne-Clayton, Boyd Agnew
Associate Sport Editor: Dick Elson
Assistant Editors: Esperance Blanchard, Ruth Madeley,
Murray Hunter.
Literary Editor: Arthur Mayse
Feature Editor: Darrel Gomery
Exchange Editor: Nancy Miles
Reportorial Staff
General: Gerald Prevost, Vivien Lexler, Ted Madeley,
Doris McDiarmid, Edgar Vlck. Constance Balrd
Jack MacDermot, AUan Morley, Lionel Backler, Warren
James, Viola Ringle, Harold Jeffery.
Sport: Howard Jones, Morley Fox, Clarence IdyUe, Ronald AUen, John Logan, Jack Dick (Grass Hockey)
Doug. Manley.
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Circulation Manager: W. E. Simpson
Circulation Staff: C. Tompklnson, D. Jewett, D. Mills
FRIDAY, OCTOB!
IER6,
1933
PAST AND PRESENT
In the'present unhappy financial plight of
this province, there should be an ever-increasing interest taken by students in the affairs of,
government. t
Mis-government has been the unfortunate
fate of British Columbia throughout its whole
career. To-day the people are reaping the mistakes of the past. The university is an acute
sufferer in this respect.
It is an admitted fact that the province is
on the verge of bankruptcy. This fact vitally
affects the youth of the country. It is they who
have to pay the price for the mistakes of the
past. With the youth lies the solution of
these problems.
An ever-increasing interest is being shown
throughout British Columbia in political issues
by the young people. The university should
be tiie logical centre for this activity. Unfortunately this does not seem to be the case.
Throughout the whole province discussion
groups are being organized for the purpose of
enquiring into the economic and political state.
These groups appear to be sadly lacking at
the university.
An encouraging sign, however, is the work
being undertaken by the Parliamentary Forum. They seem to be the sole organization on
the campus who plan to devote any of their
time to the most pressing issues of the day as
they affect British Columbia. There should
be a large public interest in the debate being
held on Tuesday night between two of the local
political figures.
FUN AND FUNDAMENTALISM
In this age of woe and tribulation, it is very
refreshing to find people still engrossed in the
problem of our simian ancestry. We were
under the impression that the topic had been
completely thrashed out in the famous Tennessee monkey trial.
Such does not seem to have been the case.
The recent visit to the campus of a distinguished gentleman from that enlightened area
of the United States known as the Bible Belt
has given a decided impetus to the age-old
discussion.
Poor Charles Darwin must shiver (even if
he is where the Fundamentalists say he is)
every time he contemplates the torrent of
argumentation his famous tome has evoked. It
all seems so unnecessary. It would appear
as if the chief refutation of fundamentalism is
the antics of some of the Fundamentalists.
THE INSISTENT RISING SUN
"<X3!19HQ CHB O0R8
Professor Angus challenged the widely accepted notion of Japan as scapegoat in international affairs, in an address given to a Union
College banquet yesterday.
The overflowing of her boundaries the professor ascribed to Japan's virtual isolation from
Western nations, one outcome of the growing
craze for exclusive nationalism in favor of international co-operation.
The view was also advanced that in view of
this excessive nationalism "we must not expect to do in a few months by intellectual cooperation what it has taken centuries to accomplish by wars and natural adjustments."
To the last one might reply that since aggression in modern times is always unprofitable—as Norman Angell proves beyond refutation—there is simply no reason why "wars
and natural adjustments" should be attempted.
Japan herself has learnt that lesson. As Professor Angus admits, it was "disappointing to
the Japanese and tragic to Manchuria."
As regards Japan overflowing her boundaries, the League of Nations some years ago ad-
ThE    Wm-T\U 5
BY NANCY MILES
Today Arthur and I have decided to abandon the shoes and ships and sealing-wax in
favor of an all-engrossing subject, words of
songs. Arthur, of course, prefers nautical
songs such as "Asleep in the Deep" and "The
Road to Mandalay." I shall never forget the
look of stark disappointment in his limpid sea-
green eyes the day he discovered that the first
line of the "Prisoner's Song" was not "0 I fish
I had the wings of an angel." Even now that's
one of the reasons for the perpetual bitter
tear.   We both like Rachmaninoff's Prelude
because we think it must be such good exercise to play it. But we won't bring the personal element of taste into it.
We once objected to the inanity of the
"June spoon moon" school, unfortunately to a
genuine song writer. He fixed a cold eye, one
on each of us, and we quivered. Then he said
very coldly, "Name three rhymes for garbage,
or side-walk," he paused a moment, then added, "Or for that matter, tape-worm." Well,
Arthur and I crumpled under that. So we're
leaving popular song writers alone in this discussion.
There was a pair of lines that seemed pretty
masterful to us.  They occurred in a song last
year, "Cabin on the Cotton" and they ran:
"We took the good, and we took the evil, ,
Laughed at all care, and the old boll weevil."
That seems poetry to us.
Some misinterpretations of songs are very
amusing. We can remember once very distinctly hearing twenty or so young children
warbling a line in "The, Maple Leaf" which
ran like this: "Wolfe the Donkey's Hero Came."
Arthur thought in the interests of patriotism
we should correct them, but in the interests of
humor we let it go. And that calls to mind
some of our own experience with national anthems.
Dr. J. H. King was nominated for the provincial legislature for the constituency of East
Kootenay by the Liberal party when we were
rather young. We always enjoyed singing the
British national anthem at the close of everything because we could sing it twice as loud
as anybody else. Now the first two lines lent
themselves without alteration to the circumstance, but a little alteration was required in
the fourth line, which came out
"Send him to Victoria,
Happy and glorious,"
and it seemed pretty slick tp us. Unfortunately our lusty tone was our undoing, and we
were taken aside and talked to. Our general
impression of the situation after that was that,
it wasn't taboo to buy votes, and ft wasn't forbidden to kiss babies for votes, but it just
wasn't cricket to pray for them. To our intense satisfaction, Dr. King did get to Victoria, happy and glorious, and we've always
felt we played no small part in thus stealing
a march on the opposition.
Arthur and I both have little pet misinterpretations. He always sings:
"O give me a home where the buffalo roam,
Where the beer and the canteloupe play."
And my favorite comes from a radio program
of years ago sponsored by the laundries of
America. I never have found the true set of
words to it, but in my mind it will always be:
"O we send our clothes to the laundry,
They come back spick and span,
He bites the buttons off the shirts,
God bless the laundry man."
I've tried to stop Arthur, but he insists on
me asking you if you know the home brew
song.   Yes, "You Ferment for Me."
DEAD WOOD DEPT.
All the seats in the lecture rooms of the
Arts building bear this inscription on the back:
"Guaranteed Restmore." O the irony of it!
'S mutiny, that's what it is!
Class and Club
HEART TWANGING DEPT.
We think a little human interest is essential to every column, and as the movies put it,
we're going to print a little story that should
twang your heartstrings every so often. Today we're going to tell you of the most pathetic thing we've seen in weeks. It was Christie
Fletcher, our esteemed sports editor, working
on his knees at getting out copy because all
the chairs were being occupied by the rest of
the staff, and he holds a senior position, too.
It was very sad.
vised her to adopt birth control. This is a ridiculously easy solution to numberless problems. But it seems progress is inevitably obstructed by numberless well intentioned but
short sighted individuals.
C. 0. T. C.
News has come through from the
Dep't of National Defence that the
foUowing have been successful In their
Certificate "A" and "B" examinations.
Cert. "B"-R.Q.M.S. K. CampbeU;
Sgt E. TuU; Cpl. A. Johnson; Sgt. J.
Beeman; R. M. S. W. Wyles; Cpl.
V. Hill; Cpl. V. Dryer; Cpl. O. Ok-
uUtch; Sgt. F. Dawe.
Cert. "A" Cpl. J. Balcombe; Cpl.
G. Cornish; Cdt. G. Saunderson; C.
Q. M. S. D. Smith, Cdt. G. Francis;
Cdt. H. Smith, and Cpl. W. Maclnnes.
Sgt. F. Dawe and Cpl. W. Maclnnes put ln a month's training at SmaU
Arms School, "A" Wing, Sarcee, Alta.,
and were successful In their exams.
R.M.S. Wyles has accepted a commission In the B. C. Regiment.
PHYSICS CLUB
The first open meeting of the
Physics Club will be held in Sc, 200
at 3 p.m. Wednesday, October 11th.
Mr. W. E. Harper, assistant Director
of the Dominion Astro-Physical Observatory, Victoria will speak on
"Shadows." Everybody welcome.
CLASS OF SC. '38
At a meeting of Science '38 on last
Tuesday the following officers were
elected for the en._ing year: Hon.
President, Dr. Archibald; President,
Doug. James; Sec. Trees., E. Cather-
wood; Athletic Rep. WaUy Johnstone.
MONRO PRE-MEDICAL CLUB
The Monro Pre-Medlcal Club will
hold Its first meeting in Arts 108,
Tuesday, October 10 at 12 noon, sharp.
Election of a new executive wlU
take place and the year's activities
will be discussed. Old members are
urged to be present. Students of the
Nursing Faculty are Invited to attend. For information see Sid Evans.
Arts 108, Tuesday, October 10, noon.
PHILOSOPHY CLUB
An organization meeting of the
Philosophy Discussion Club wUl be
held at the home of Dr. PUcher,
Westbrook Crescent on Tuesday, October 10th. It Is hoped that all the old
members of the club will attend this
meeting at which certain offices left
vacant last year wiU be fiUed.
The Philosophy Club is open to all
studenta of the University who have
completed Philosophy 1 and are registered in other courses offered by the
Philosophy Department Membership
ln tha club Is limited to twenty-five.
Studenta wishing to join the club
may make appUcation via the Arts
letter rack to Miss Helen HaU.
The object of the club Is to discuss
papers dealing with aspects of Psychology or Philosophy that have no
definite place in the courses offered
by the department.
Any person desiring further information will please telephone Mr. John
Anderson, Pt. drey 50 or Miss Helen
HaU, Bay view 805 L.
LA CAUSERIE
The first meeting of La Causerie
will be held Tuesday, October 10 at
8 p.m. at the home of Mme. Darlington, 1803 McDonald Street (take
No. 4 car to McDonald, walk two
blocks north). A presentation Humourous Scenes from "Le Bourgeois
Gentilhomme", are to be given by the
executive. All new members wishing
to attend please make application to
the secretary, Margaret W. Reid, before Tuesday.
NURSES UNDERGRAD SOCIETY
The first Nurses Undergraduate
meeting of the year was held at the
home of Florence Jackson, 3075 Laurel
Street, on October 4. Alison Reid. the
president, conducted the meeting.
The nurses tea will be held at the
home of Frances McQuorrle on October 14th. The Freshette and PubUc
Health Party was set for October 28th.
Plans were made for homecoming on
November 11th.
It was decided to adopt white scarfs
with Science crests for the nursing
students.
The following officers were elected:
secretary Asenath Leitch, treas. Lal-
lie Martin, Lit. rep. Florence Jackson,
athletic rep. Robina Mowat. Both Miss
Fariley ajid Miss Gray gave short
talks to the Society. Refreshments
were then served.
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OUTDOOR CLUB
AU prospective members of the
Outdoor Club must make two work
hikes to the club cabin on Grouse
Mountain, and one longer hike. This
wlU be to Seymour on Sunday, October 22nd. Another work hike wtil
be made this week-end. A party wiU
leave on the North Vancouver 7:40
ferry this Sunday, and everyone interested is invited to come—especially those who have not already visited
the  Cabin,  as their  is  still  ample
Friday, October 6, 1933
time to make the qualifying hikes.
Those wishing to spend tha weekend may coma up Saturday, as there
wlU be members at the cabin aU the
time.
LITERARY FORUM
Women students interested in the
study of literature and in speaking
and debating should hand in their
applications for membership in the
Literary Forum to Darrel Gomery,
Arts Letter Rack before Tuesday.
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INFORMATION
TO  STUDENTS
FEES
All cheques must be certified and made payable to the
University of British Columbia.
Mailing certified cheques to the Bursar is recommended.
i
The Sessional Fees are as follows:
For Full and Conditioned Undergraduates
In Arts and Science—
1st Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th 909.00
2nd Term, payable on or before Jan. 22nd  00.00
fJ.-tl.00
In Social Service Course—
1st Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th....$#§.00
2nd Term, payable on or before Jan. 22nd...  0Q.00
$111.00
In AppUed Science—
1st Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th 900.00
2nd Term, payable on or before Jan. 22nd  00.00
9170.00
In Agriculture—
1st Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th 909.00
2nd Term, payable on or before Jan. 22nd  00.00
9199.00
In Nursing and Public Health—
1st Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th -909.00
2nd Term, payable on or before Jan. 22nd  00.00
9119.00
In Teachers' Training Course— .■^^■'i-i* *   ■- * ..,«..,
1st Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th. 909.00
2nd Term, payable on or before Jan. 22nd  00.00
9119.00
Alma Mater Fee, payable on or before Oct. 10th 910.00
Caution Money, payable on or before Oct. 10 .91*00
For Partial Students-
Fees per unit, payable on or before Oct. 10 911*10
Alma Mater Fee, payable on or before Oct. 10   10.00
Caution Money, payable on or before Oct. 10....     9.00
For Graduates Class Fees payable on or before Oct 10th
First Registration 979.00
Each subsequent session      9.00
Caution Money      9.00
After these dates an additional fee of 91*00 will be
exacted of all students in default.
The Alma Mater iee is a fee exacted from all students
for the support of the Alma Mater Society. It was authorized by the Board of Governors at the request of the
students themselves.
Hie Caution Money is a deposit from which deductions
will be made to cover breakages, wastage and use of special materials in laboratories, etc. If the balance to credit
of a student falls below $1.50 a further deposit of $5.00
may be required.
2. Immediately after October 10 and January 23, the
Bursar will notify students who have not paid their fees
that steps will be taken to ensure their exclusion from
classes while their fees remain unpaid.
3. Students registering after Oct. 10 shall pay their
fees at the time of registration, failing which they become subject to the provision of Regulation 2.
4. Special Fees Are-
Regular supplemental examination, per paper 91*00
Special examination, per paper 97*90
Graduation    $19.00
Rereading, per paper $1.00
Supplemental examination fees must be paid two weeks
before the examination is made, and graduation fees two
weeks before Congregation.
F. Dallas, Bursar.
University Book Store
Hours: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Saturdays, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Loose-Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books and Scribblers
at Reduced Prices
Graphic and Engineering Paper, Biology Paper.
Loose-Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink.
Ink and Drawing Instruments.
Crepe Paper for Masquerades, etc.
ALL YOUR BOOK SUPPLIES SOLD HERE Friday, October*, Vm
THE    UBYSSEY
PageThr_rf
L.S.E.  CLUBS  AND THEIR  ACTIVITIES
1   - - '*
Book Exchange
_____-»___•-_--■__-_---—___._mW
The Book Exchange is ln need of
the following books:
Elements of Human Psychology;
Introduction to Philosophy; Social
Psychology; Stewart's Physics; Zeleny
—Elements of Electricity; Reynolds-
Elementary Mechanics; Reynolds —
English Literature in Fact and Story;
Writing and Thinking; Monro—20th
Century Poetry; AU Chemistry Books;
History Books, except History 1; All
Economic Books, particularly Statistics; AU Math Books, except Math.
1. In fact, bring In any book you
have.
N.B.—Please consult your calendar
and see whether the books are good
this year.
Arabian Traveller
Lectures in City
Mr. Bertram Thomas, the famous
Araian explorer, will address Vancouver audiences on Saturday, Oct.
7, hi the Oak Room of the Hotel
Vancouver at 8 p.m.
Mr. Thomas' teat of crossing the
unexplored Rub 'al Khali of Southern Arabia is recognised as one of
the greatest explorations of modern
history' His subject wUl be "Cross-
ing the Rub 'al Khali." The lecture
Is being iUustrated by a film and by
slides which he took during his
journeys.
The lecturer came to Canada under the auspices of the National
CouncU of Education. Dean Brock
of the University will preside at the
lecture. General admission is SOc
but there is a special reduced price
of 35c for teachers and University
students. AU students who want to
take advantage of this price are advised to take Ubrary cards, bus
tickets or some other meant of identification to the lecture. Further Information may be obtained from Col.
A. M. Brown, care of Odium Brown
and Co .
All those clubs which can be classed as cultural or instructive come under the jurisdiction of the Literary and Scientific Executive, the president of which is a member of the
Students' Council. In all there are some thirty-seven organizations under the L. S. E. and these offer a wide field of endeavor
for students.
vantages as well as pure enjoyment
he has missed.
Accordingly this page is devoted to
an explanation of the purposes and
methods of joining the principal
clubs so that freshmen may more
easily decide which ones merit their
attention and so that they may know
how to go about obtaining membership.
Usually a student entering the University for the first time confines
his attention to athletic and social
activities not becoming acquainted
with Literary and Scientific clubs
sufficiently to join one until his third
and as a rule this practice Is regretted by the student when he does
find out what social and cultural ad-
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Players' Club
The Players' Club offers practical
experience in play production on a
weU-equipped stage under competent
directors. It Is open to any student
who gives proof of acting ablUty at
try-outs to ba held in the auditorium
on Wednesday and Thursday after-!
noons, Oct. 11 and 12, or who can
supply evidence of technical sklU
with costumes, scenery or lighting.
Applicants should submit their
names Immediately to the president,
Nancy Symes (telephone Kerr. 3231)
or to the secretary, Margaret Powlett
(Elliott 1271X).
The club was formed in the university's first year. Ite main activities have been four one-act plays hi
the fall term and a three-act production in the spring. The spring
play has been taken on tour through
the province and has been a wholesome advertising force for the university.
This year Important departures are
planned. Plays are to be more modern and the production is to be impressionistic, There will therefore be
an even better chance than usual
for members to gain an Inside know-
edge of the theatre In Its newest
and most interesting form.
FORUM PRESIDENT
Parliamentary Forum
This is a society for the promotion of debating and public speaking
among undergraduates.
Membership is open to all studenta
of the university. A club fee of 25
cents for the session will be paid by
those wishing to become active members, but any student may attend
the fortnlghty debates.
lite forum waa instituted three
years ago under the leadership of
Professor J. Friend Day, to replace
the former debating union. The following of parUamentary proceedure
at the meetings has greatly Increased
student interest in debating.
Meetings are held every second
Tuesday evening in Arts 100, with
Professor Day as "speaker of the
house." The first meeting of the
session will be held on Oct. 10 at 8:15
p.m., when debate will be opened by
two city barristers, Mr. Howard
Coulter and Mr. W. W. Lefeaux, on
the subject, "Resolved that some
measure of governmental control,
similar to the N.R.A., is essential,, in
the best interests of the people of
Canada."
Further Information will be given
through the letter racks by the president Mr. Ernest Brown, or by the
secretary, Miss Elspeth Lehman.
ART CLUB
President, Leslie T. H. Pearson
Pt. Orey 50
Secretary, Mildred Pollock, Kerr. 1194
The first meeting Is Oct. 11, 1933,
at 3857 West 10th Ave.
Application forms are obtainable
at the library, Room B.
Active membership is open to undergraduates and graduates attending U.B.C. who have a sincere interest in the objects of this club.
Membership is limited to forty, subject to alteration by the executive
committee.
The objects of this club are to
promote an interest in art and to
develop a wider appreciation of the
works of art. One meeting each term
wiU be devoted to talks by several
ot the membera. At the rest there
wUl be guest speakers.
Doris McDiarmid, Fair. 3078L, secretary. Miss Violet Thompson, Bay.
5252L, is president of La Causerie,
and Miss Margaret Reid, Pt. Grey
231L, is secretary.
The first meeting of L'Alouette Is
to be held on Tuesday, Oct. 10, at
the home of Miss Janet Oreig, 4117
W. 10th Ave. The same evening, La
Causerie will hold its first meeting
at the home of Mme. Darlington, 1803
McDonald street.
Applications for membership should
be made to the secretary of the desired club through the Arts Letter
Rack. Membership is limited to studenta of the third and fourth years,
and to studenta of the second year
who intend to continue in French.
These clubs have been formed with
the intention of broadening the general knowledge of the students, Im
proving their conversational powers
and helping them to enjoy their
study of French. Social evenings are
enjoyed throughout the term, and
addresses will be given by French
speakers.
Last year, under the direction of
Miss Ethel Bassin, the Dramatic Society gave a presentation in mime
and song of "Les Chansons du Bon
Vieux Temps." A Breton program
will probaby be offered this year.
Volunteers for parts in the program
("will be welcomed. Membership in
either club is not essential for the
purpose of the production.
Members of the French Department, as honorary presidents assist
the executives in planning the activities, in order that they may be
useful as well as enjoyable.
CONTINUED NEXT WEEK
French Literary and Dramatic
Society
The French Literary and Dramatic
Society ia made up of the three
French Clubs, only two ot which are
at present active. These are L'Alouette and La Causerie. Miss Dorothy Pearson, phone Ell. 1408R, is
president  of  the  former,  and Miu
PRESIDENT L.S.E.
ERNIE BROWN
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VANCOUVER
SYMPHONY   SOCIETY
STRAND THEATRE
Allard de Ridder, Conductor
SoMst-JAN CHERN1AVSKY
(Russian Pianist)
(FareweU  Appearance)
STRAND THEATRE
Sunday, Oct. 8—3 p.m.
Doom open 2:15
Seats at J. W. KeUy Piano Co.;
Telephone Sey. 7066
Positively no tickets sold on day
of concert
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are welcomed by
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Established 1817
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A. B. MOORE, Manager
Letters' Club
President,   Mackay   Whitelaw
Bay. 2144
Secretary, Gladys Downes, P. G. 18L
The Letters Club was formed in
1920 for "the study of literature as
a joy" and meets regularly every
two weeks during the winter session,
the next meeting being held on Oct.
17, 1933. Membership is limited to
men and women of the upper years
in Arts, Commerce, and Applied Science. Applications are called for nt
the end of the spring term, from students proceeding to their third year,
and should be addressed to the secretary in the Arts Letter rack . No
other qualification is called for other
than a sincere love of literature. The
number of active members is Umited
to twenty, although associate and
honorary members may be el-acted at
the discretion of the club. All applications are decided by the vote
.of the members,
At each meeting a paper on some
literary subject is read by one of
the students; the remainder of the
time is devoted to the discussion of
the paper by the club and its invaluable honorary members, namely:
honorary president, Mr. Larsen; critic, Dr. Walker; archivist, Mr. Haweis.
Anyone joining the club can be sure
of entertaining and interesting discussions; meetings, of course, are
quite informal.
Once a year an evening is devoted
to reading original work by members
of the club, while the last meeting
of the spring term is held in conjunction with the Senior Letters
Club, which was formed a year ago
by graduates of the Letters Club, in
order to continue their reading and
discussions.
Musical Society
President, Jack Turvey, Elliott 1795R
Secretary, Margaret Cottes
Application forms are to be found
on top of the ballot box ln the north
end of the Arts BuUdlng hall. Deposit in the ballot box when filled
out.
The first meeting will be held In
Applied Science 100 on Tuesday, Oct.
10, at noon, and all prospective new
membera will be welcome.
Membership la by tryout, on dates
that will be announced in the Ubyssey on the notice boards.
This society presents a series of
recitals hi the auditorium about every
third Thursday at noon, sometimes
featuring members of the society, but
more often guest artists.
For the past three years Gilbert
and SuUlvan comic operas have been
produced In the spring term. In 1931
"The Pirates ot Penzance" was presented, foUowed by "H.M.S, Pinna-
fore" In 1932, and "Iolanthe" last
year. This year it is hoped to produce "The Mikado," or perhaps "The
Gondoliers," depending on the talent
available.
Rehearsals proceed throughout the
year, under the direction of the Musical Director and the Dramatic Director, both of whom are highly
capable artists. In the past performances of exceptionally high calibre have been developed.
CHEMISTRY SOCIETY
Eat At
UNION   COLLEGE
25c for Lunch, or Evening Dinner, for Regular Patrons. 30c for Casuals
Accommodation very limited. Make your reservations at once.
President, Norton Wilson, Kerr. 310.
Secretary, R. A. Klndlay, Kerr. 523L
Date of first closed meeting—Wed.,
Oct. 11, at 8.00 p.m.
Place of first meeting—the home of
J. A. Spragge, 2516 W. 7th Ave.
Application for membership—those
Interested in joining the society
should come to the first meeting
where all arrangements will be made.
Qualifications for membership —
Membership is open to all undergraduates who have taken or are
taking any course in chemistry hign-
er than Chemistry 2.
The Chemistry Society is one of
the University's oldest organizations,
having been formed in 1916 at the
old Fairview buildings. Among its
former members are such men as Dr.
Douglas Macintosh chief, research
chemist at Shewinnigan Falls, John
Ru-s.1, now with Eastman Kodak,
and Charles Wright, at present in
the   General  Electric  Laboratories.
The object of the society is to present an opportunity for chemistry
students to meet on a social basis
and to discuss interesting phases of
modern chemistry. The closed meetings, open only to members, are held
once a month; they consist chiefly
of papers on chemistry given by
members. Between closed meetings
are held monthly addresses by outside speakers, to which all are admitted.
EBULLIENCE OF
SOPHS COOLED
(Continued from Page 1)
said hello and spoke briefly about
the teams. He mentioned particularly the fact that those who are interested in the game but don't play,
may try to become managers of
teams.
Owing to the absence of the delegate from the EngUsh'- Rugby Club,
Max Stewart described the, teams
and Ernie Costain described the Soccer Club teams and commented upon
the prospects of the club for this
year.
It was at this point that the sophs
brought the meeting to an ond. Unfortunately for them, they misjudged the freshmen and were cooled
off accordingly in the Lily Pond, to
the delight of all spectators. This
performance occupied the remainder
of the hour and so the meeting was
not resumed.
GORDON STEAD
BURSARIES WILL
BE CANVASSED
(Continued from Page 1)
bursary which Is equivalent to his
fees, but may not have enough money
to pay his additional expenses. In
such cases it is possible that the student receive in addition to the bursary a loan which he must pay back
to the University.
Under  these circumstances assistance will be rendered   to   a great
GUILT OF JAPAN
IS QUESTIONED
(Continued from Page 1)
them; the legislature established new
rights.
Ih International affairs, however,
there was nothing corresponding to a
legislature. AU the machinery of
peace so far set up was in the form
of courts, which were bound to say
that China's property wss China's,
and Japan's population was Japan's, \
and neither should interfere with ths
other.
Co-Operation Needed
In the future such an attitude
might not be enough. The future
promised to demand either the friendliest co-operation between states or
a sovereign state with the powers of
a world legislature.
Both of these, in the.opinion of
the speaker, were at present poUtlc-
aUy impossible. "I don't think there
is a dog's chance of our giving up
to some central authority the power
to control immigration and tariffs.
"We shaU advance more by experience than by reasoning. We must
not expect to do in a few months
by intellectual operation what it wiU
take centuries to accomplish by
wars and natural adjustments,"
"Tlie solution is-not near in his*
torlcal time. It may ba near in
geological time. Till than we must
get along with makeshifts."
many of the studenta who would
otherwise be unable to attend tha
University.
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THE    UBYSSEY
Friday, October 6, 1933
BIG RUGBY GAMES BILLED FOR TOMORROW
English Ruggers
To Tangle Twice
Over Week-End
<$>-
Senior Squad Meeta
Rowing Club To-
Morrow j Grada on
Monday
Second 6% Third Divisions to Play InitUl
Gamea
Varsity makes its bow to EngUsh
Rtigby this season, when on Saturday, the Senior, Second and Third
Division teams swing Into action. Varsity Senior Fifteen play Bowing Club
on Saturday and on Thanksgiving Day
meet the Varsity Orads.
.Saturday's Senior game takes place
at 3:15 on tha Lower Brockton field
and on Monday tha Senior Blut and
Gold squad meats the Occassionals at
Brockton Oval. Monday's game is
slated to start at 2:30. The second
division game is against Ex-Britannia and wlU be at Douglas Park
at 3:15. The third division team wiU
tangle with Ex-South Burnaby at 2:30.
Their game will be played at Bramear
Park.
With tha return of nine former letter men the EngUsh Rugby squad will
hav* a nucleus around which to build
what they hope will be a championship team. In edition four part time
members ot last year's first team
art hack. There is ample new material
from last season's second division
team and former high school stars
now attending the University for the
first time.
Jack TVrwhltt put the first two
squads through a stiff workout yesterday: The teams showed great improvement over last week's practices
and the senior team should be able
to cope successfully with the "Clubbers" and the "Orads."
The second division appears" to have
on paper as good if not better team
than last year's Vancouver flnaUsta.
There has been a large turnout for
the team and with the return of former players the team has the necessary
experience to repeat last year's auc-
LineupsiSenior team: Brand, Tyre,
K. Mercer, Pugh, Dalton, A. Mercer,
Crothati, Legatt, Pearson, MitcheU,
Clement, Pyle. ^Madeley, Pyke.
Second team: Sumner, EUes, Hager,
Carrothers, Blsck, Sanderson, UpHfard,
Wood, Maguire, Stead, Hurley, Harrison, Armstrong, Jackson, McDonald.
Please Note: Players on second team
may obtain their sweaters at the atrip
office. Ken Mercer wlU be in charge.
CHALLENGE
Look at this Varsity! Tha lowly Frosh hava Issued a challenge
to the whole Univsrsity for a
Varsity-Fresh Rugby game.
What's your answer?
Watch Tuesday's sport page
for further particulars.
Frosh Smoke
Feit Friday
Tonight at 8:30 If the City Fire
brigade race to a Moose Hall completely enveloped In smoke, it wiU
be aU on account of tho Freshman
[annual smoker. Freshmen will be
admitted fret only It they wear tiwlr
placards and toques. Upparclass men
wtil bt charged twenty-five cents
to cover tha cost of CIDER, cheese
and crackers, clay pipes and tobacco
which will be distributed free of
charge to all and sundry.
"We have a program lined up
which wtil be well worth the twenty-
five cents expended," said Milt Owen
in an interview," and we should especially Uke to see a lot of upper-
class men in attendance.'
The program includes Swedish
fencing, under the direction of Len
Kuypers, who was a member of the
Swedish Olympic team In 1928. Pugilists wUl bt regaled with an exhibition of boxing sponsored by the Boxing Club. In the same class is a display of the Japanese art of wrestling, ju-jitsu by Messrs. Sasaka and
Kamlno.
Variety wlU be added by Ernie
Grant, city acrobat, and his team of
tumbling artists, with Reynold Williams and his Ambassadors providing
the musical background. Local talent will be represented by BUl Dickie and George Holland who solo on
the banjo and accordion.
Speeches by Dr. Burke, Dr. Shrum,
Dr. Sedgewick, Dean Buchanan, Jack
Tyrrwhitt, and Oordio Allen will
round out the evening's entertainment
Whether the Freshmen reach home
with faces as green as their toques,
after their encounter with Lady Nicotine, remains to be seen.
Frosh • Varsity
Track Meet Wed.
Many New Stars
The annual Frosh-Varslty TJrack
meet Is scheduled to start at 3 p.m.
on Wed., Oct. 11.
The Track Club has arrangements
well under way and is expecting a
record turnout of stars and audience.
If the number of Freshmen turning
out to practice means anything the
Frosh stand a good chance ot cleaning up the meet. Some of those
known to the executive ot the Track
Club are Chas. Howarth of Nakusp
and Joe Robertson of Victoria "Y"
in the sprints; A. Mclnnes ln the 440;
R Allen end Albert Dobson in the
880; Jsck Harvey, a fourth year
miner from iht U. of Saskatchewan
and Emstt Harvey In tht hurdles;
Jim McCammon of Junior Olympic
fame In ths weights; Ldme OintW
from tht U. of AlU, In the pole
vatilt; and Jack Martin from South
Van. High in the high lump.
Many more Freshmen havt been
seen out on the track and several
others sre getting thtir strip out ut
ones.
Varsity has most of its old timers
back in the ranks. There are more
of the stars turning out this year
than for tht last couple of years.
Varaity has a formidable lineup of
.printers. Among tilt starters on
the Uth are: Max Stewart, president
of Men's Athletics; Don McTavish;
Tony Osborne; Lisle Wilson, and
Bobby Oaul. Of Varsity's middle
distance men Herb Barclay and Alfie
AUen art tht best prospects, the
Track Club will 'field a strong team
of distance men; including such tried
men as Sid Swift, Oeorge AUen, Alfie
AUen, Jack Dicks, and PhU Northcott. Haddon Agnew, Varsity's crack
weight man is back in training again.
He is also running the high hurdles
this year. Bob Christy will uphold
Varsity's prestige ln the high jump.
There are dozens of other men
who will be out to help show the
Freshies what's what in Track and
Field at Varsity.
If the present fine weather holds
the track should be in fair condition. As few have been in training
during-the summer there will prob-
Ins* Policy
Described
By Stewart
A doleful note was struck by Max
Stewart, In the opening meeting of
the Men's Athletic Association on
Tuesday. "Owing to the reduced
registration of atudenta tills year,"
he said, "the activities of the association will be under a decided handicap."
Tht annual elections resulted in
the appointment of the foUowing officers: honorary presidents, Dr. J.
O. Davidson, Dr. O. Shrum; vice-
president, Bobby Oaul and secretary,
Oeorge Henderson.
Max Stewart then went on to outline the Insurance policy for the
coming year. Studenta are obliged
to contribute 12.50 towards a 15.00
premium, the A.M.S. paying the remaining amount. Thia covers aU
medical, dental and hospital bills up
to tht value of 1150. This year, contrary to last year's poUcy, X-rays
wUl bt taken without expense to
tht student providing that tht medical authorities consider it necessary.
Official medical advisor for tht university is Dr. Oordon Burke. AU
students must get in touch with Dr.
Burto immediately unless their Injuries demand immediate attention
or unless they are unable to reach
him.
Dr. Shrum speaking briefly, said
that this year there was an unusual
amount of talent among the freshmen and advised the various student athletic clubs to get hold ot
the freshmen right away.
Dr. Davidson outlined the amateur
status of athletes in Canada and insisted that the view taken by the
newspapers on this subject were
wrong. He stated that a great deal
of harm was done on this account
because freshmen coming in from
the high schools had a wrong impression of the amateur athlete.
ably be plenty of upsets in the various events,
AU Freshmen and others interested
in Track and Field sports, either to
compete or to keep ln condition, are
urged to come out to the Track Club
workouts. A list of workouts is posted on the Notice Board.
Coach Bob Dixon is out Wednesday afternoons from 3 to 5 and Friday mornings from 8 to 9.
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Sweeping California Colleges
By FRED OARVEY, Province Sports Staff
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his path in the United States or Canada? There used to be a time when the
English code was all the rage and It
was quite the thing to trot the girl
friend, the family, or even( when company waa scarce), the mother-in-law,
down to Brockton Point to watch the
ruggers cavort gaily about. Then came
the War and in ensuing years, the
Old Man began wobbling a Uttle precariously on his pins, although still
clinging tenaciously to some of his
popularity.
And while in this wobbly stage the
knock-out punch came which just
about floored him tor the count, the
advent of Canadian football and its
army of colorful, and in most cases,
collegiate supporters.
But the Old Man is rallying again
and the question is, who's going to
take the credit.
Rugby is sweeping California, Stanford alone, whom Varsity meets in the
Washington Stadium December 23 and
in Vancouver Christmas Day, having
four more fifteens than they had last
year. Other colleges in the South are
taking up the game and leagues are
being formed left and right with a
strong possibility that the English code
be adapted as a major sport.
But what this Is all leading up to,
la how much support Is the Vanity
fifteen going to get and what kind of
a team art they going to turn out to
meet their Southern challengers In
their first inter-collegiate game with
an American aquad since 1924 when
they won the World Trophy, representing the Pacific Coast Inter-Collegiate EngUsh Rugby championship:
It's a chance for the University of
British Columbia to make a name for
itself down the Coast and be recog-
erican universities' athletic Ufe. Are
they going to take it?
In past years it was an annual competition among Pacific Cast universities but since 1024, the year Varsity
captured It, the annual games have
fallen off. The year U. B. C. won lt
they defeated the Stanford fifteen,
reaUy a combination of Stanford and
CaUfornia, and the outfit that won the
1024 Olympic Rugby championship
from a field of European entries.
And now that the English pastime
is taking the States by storm ( and this
Is no wild hyperbole) its about time
that British Columbia's own Varsity
got hot and began offering opposition to their Southern brothers in at
least one Une of athletic endeavor,
and what is better suited than a game
that has been born and reared on
British soil.
Even American footballers are going out for the English code, some
discarding their American game outright while others are playing both.
Crowds flock to every game played.
Varsity has another strong team
this year and with a lot of support
from the students, wiU be a lot
stronger. Their scrum is practically Intact from last season while Bobby
Gaul is back to add speed and experience to the three-quarter Une. But
what helps every man on the squad
Is a cheering section of rooting students who will get solidly behind their
team and put the University of British Columbia on the sport map, not
only in British Columbia but also in
the States.
And in case a gentle reminder is
necessary, Varsity clashes with Stanford in the Washington Stadium in
Seattle, two days before Christmas,
Varsity - Victoria
Clash In Big Four
Battle Tomorrow
COACH
DOC BURKE
NOTICE
PLEASE!
The Ubyssey Sports Editor's season
pass to the Big 4 League games was
lost on Wednesday. Any person
knowing the whereabouts of the
ticket Is asked to get in touch with
the Pub office immediately.
NOTICE
The Third Division English Rugby
Team will meet in Ap. Sc. 102 today,
Friday. Dr. Harry Warren will address the meeting.
What People Are
Saying
Molly Eaklns: "It's pretty hard to be
as snooty as I am and get away with
it."
•   •   •
Gordon Draeetke: "This coffee's as
terrible as ever. You just have to
get hardened to it."
on December 23. It is a Saturday and
for those with cars a pleasant weekend jaunt with a chance to support
their team as it done in larger colleges to the South, and for those without, the walking is always food and
bicycling is getting to bt tht popular
thing. So what about getting behind
the ruggers, both in Seattle and at
Brockton Point Oval on Christmas
Day.
Burke Confident—
U.B.C. Have Strong
Backfield—Bolton
Quarterback
Varsity Facet Tough
Opposition r— Pres.
Klinck To Open
Game
At Athletic Park, 2:30 tomorrow,
when President Klinck kicks tht first
ball, Varsity makes its official debut
Into tht Big Four fixtures for 1838.
Victoria, the loser of tht Victoria-
New Westminster series wtil offtr tiw
opposition. Judging from last Wed-
needay night's game and from general opinion, tht Vancouver Island
gridders wlU bt tough competition
for the U.B.C. twelve, with their
smart aerial play and hard tackling.
However, "Doc" Burke's Iron men
have not been just biding timt and
on Saturday they should show the
results of several weeks of grueling
practice.
On paper, the Blue and Oold have
a strong team, with many newcomers. The backfield this year looks
especially good with, Doug Mclntyre,
Frank Rush, Nlchol and KendaU. FuU-
back berths wlU be handled by Pater-
son and Rader with Freddy Bolton
as quarter.
For centre KelUor and King are the
men with support from SneUing and
Bourne as wings. Tht posslbUities
for line are from Kirby, CampbeU,
Akhurst, Senkler, Jack Anderson and
WiUacroft, and the ends wUl come
from Poole, Malcom, Roberts, Johnson, Owen, Vrooman, Gwyer and Farrington.
Today at noon there is to be a football rally pep meeting, put on especially for the team by the University Pep Club. After the rally
special student tickets to the game
wtil be on sale. These tickets wiU
cost twenty-five cents if purchased
here at the University, but wtil cost
fifty cents at the gate.
A special U. B. C. section is being
arranged at the park, and students
are asked by the president of tht Pep
Club to cooperate in using this group
of seats.
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Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia
VOL. XVI.
VANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1933
No. 4
FRESHETTE
INITIATION
IMPRESSES
The Freshette initiation ceremony
characterized dignity and solemnity
on Friday evening in the Gym. A
long Une of some 150 Freshettes was
conducted In single fUe into a hall
lighted only by three burning pyres
of Incense, and two candles on a
table behind which sat Eleanore
Walker, President of the Women's
Undergraduate Society.
StUl in darkness, the Freshettes answered to the roll caU. The pledge
foUowed, which each kneeling girl
repeated after the President, who
then gave an address of welcome and
spoke briefly of the importance of
the fire used In the ceremony. Freshettes were warned that dire penalties would be visited upon any girl
who neglected to wear her placard
or toque.
Dean BoUert gave an address on
coUege women. She spoke of the
futiUty of expecting coUege students
to solve the world's problems, which
even older heads have found impossible. She went on to speak of the
outstanding position this University
has made for itself among other Canadian Universities. She assured the
'initiates that they would find the
University wiUing to help them attain their ideals and carry out their
pledge.
The evening concluded with an informal supper in the Cafeteria.
Theologs Numerous
At Anglican College
An unusually large registration of
students was welcomed by Dr. Vance
at the Commencement meeting of
Anglican Theological College on Oct.
2. In his opening address, Dr. Vance
informed the students of the resignation of the Warden, Rev. C. H.
Shortt. Mr. Shortt has retired at tho
age of seventy-five, and is now living with his sister in Toronto, where
the faculty and students are sending
him a telegram of birthday congratulations.
Mr. Shortt's lectures are to De undertaken by the Rev. D. P. Watney
B.A., B.D., whUe the lectures in Old
Testament Exegis will this year be
given by the Rev. C. B. Reynolds,
M.A., B.D.
Dr. Trumpour spoke of the necessity of earnest work in a ^Theological
career. Mr. Watney foUowed with
an address on the community Ufe of
a college, which the freshmen often
find  difficult  to  understand.
The registration is especially large
this year, numbering thirty-five students, of whom thirty are intramural, two extra-mural, and three
are engaged  in post-graduate work.
As most of the members of last
year's teams are back again, and as
there seems a possibility of talent
among the freshman class, the College Is hoping for a year of keener
competition in athletics, both in
class events and in competition with
the Union College.
Heavenly Excursion
Set For Wednesday
Choosing "Shadows" as the topic
of his address to the students who
are interested in the stars, Mr. W. E.
Harper, assitant director of the Dominion Astrophysical Observatory at
Victoria, will lead his audience
through the millions of light-years
between the more distant stars and
this little sphere on an excursion of
the heavens scheduled for Wednesday
noon in Science 200.
The time of the address has been
changed from the afternoon to the
noon-hour to avoid conflict with the
Track Club program. In former
years the Physics lecture room has
always been packed to hear the addresses sponsored by the Physics
Club and given by the directors of
the Victoria Observatory.
Mr. Harper will also address the
meeting of the Royal Astronomical
Society in Science 200 at 8 p.m. tonight which students are invited to
attend.
Mule-Footed Pig
Puzzles Earnest
Fundamentalist
The question of evolution raised
its head and wailed lustily about the
campus last week. Members of the
Biology department are rather inclined to agree with the recent
Ubyssey editorial as regards the lecture given by Dr. Riley last week.
It would appear that Dr. RUey
cornea from Minnesota. He must be
one of those prophets who are not
appreciated in their own country, for
when the Fundamentalist campaign
took place in Minnesota a few years
ago, Dr. A. R. Brown of Vancouver
was called in to assist. There does
not seem to be any record of Dr.
Riley's name.
Dr. Hutchinson and Dr. Fraser
have called attention to certain other
facta, censuring Dr. Riley's attitude
as weak and his reasons for his statements as still weaker. There are
several hundred varieties of roses in
existence at present which were completely unknown ten years ago. Perhaps Dr. Riley can explain how they
originated. There have oeen scientists "on the spot" watching their
evolution. Also, in the central states
of America (perhaps In Minnesota
itself) there has been created and
perpetuated a curious animal known
as a "mule-footed pig." Another
puzzler for Dr. RUey!
Dr. Hutchinson and Dr. Fraser have
given it Is their opinion that Dr.
Riley cannot know a great deal
about Biology, for they state that
those who know most about biological studies believe In evolution.
"However," concludes Dr. Hutchinson, "please do, not quote us on the
subject of Caln'a wife."
Radio   Debate
Plans Announced
"Resolved that Canada should institute a recovery plan similar to the
NRA," is to Be the subject of a radio debate to take place between
the University of British Columbia
and the University of Alberta on October 13, over the western network
of  tho Canadian  Radio  Commission.
The British Columbia team will
consist of Ernest Brown, presiclo.it
of the Forum, and Richard McDougall, vice-president, and will attempt to repeat the win scored over
Alberta in last year's contest. The
winning university is determined by
a poll taken of letters received by
the respective colleges.
The contest will be the first of a
series of debates between Canadian
university teams, and will inaugurate the IntercoUegiate Radio Debating League. The latter will be divided Into two sections, comprising
the western universities, Britsh Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan and
Manitoba, and the eastern colleges.
Each team will debate twice in An
elimination series to determine the
winner of the respective sections, and
a final contest over a transcontinental network between eastern and
western representatives will determine the national championship.
COMING EVENTS
Tonight, 8:15, Auditorium, Debate, ParUamentary Forum.
October 11, Swimming Meeting,
noon, Arts 108; Track Meet, 3
p.m.; Art Club, 8 p.m.
Noon, Science 200. "Shadows," a
lecture by Mr. W. E. Harper of
the Victoria Observatory.
October 13, Radio Debate, U.B.-
C. vs. U. of Alberta.
D0DIE REVELS
AT PEPFR0LIC
A spirited rendering of "Hail
U.B.C ' Inextricably tangled with
"Mr. Noah" as rendered by the Science men, opened the Canadian
Rugby pep meeting.
Ole Olsen and his Commodore orchestra followed with "Sht's Just
an All-Canadian Girl," and "Fresh
as a Daisy," the Freshman song with
Sid Evans as a feature player in the
accompanying skit.
Dodle Brown, a two-gun girl bandit created an uproar by stalking up
and down the aisles waving her pistols which to the disappointment of
all, did not go off.
Dr. Shrum then mounted the platform to give out details about the
Rugby game played on Saturday.
Milt Owen also announced the Frosh
smoker,
The dance team, Barry and Maiu-
lce, did many clever turns both
singly and together. Maurice did
some acrobatic dances with his legs
securely tied together. He succeeded in tap dancing on the wall and
also tap danced with his knees, both
feats received loud applause.
Jim Brown, a Vancouver tenor,
sang "4'rouble in Paradise" with
great emotional feeling. Eddie Lark-
ens followed with "Goodbye Again."
Ole Olsen himself sang another heart
rending song, "TeU Me Tonight."
The meeting ended on a note of
comedy by the orchestra playing the
popular "Who's Afraid of the Big
Bad Wolf and "ffya Duchess."
I
For N. R. A.
Ridington Confers
With Library Head
Bearing recommendations of further grants to Canadian libraries,
John Ridington left the city Oct. S
to confer with Dr. Frederick Kappel,
president of the Dominion Carnegie
Corporation of New York,
Two years ago Mr. Ridington was
selected as chairman of a special
committee appointed to survey library conditions in Canada. As a result of their report, which was published last spring, $185,000 was granted to Canadian college libraries by
the corporation, among their other
donations. The University is receiving $5000 per year for three years.
Former Pubsters
Professionals Now
F. St. John Madeley, last year's
Editor-in-Chief of the Publications
Board, is now further pursuing his
chosen  profession of journalism.
Mr. Madeley is program editor of
the Western Canada Radio News, a
weekly magazine published by the
Point Gray News-Gazette, Ltd.,
printers of the Ubyssey.
Several other former members of
the Ubyssey staff are also engaged
in local journalism. Frances Lucas,
former Senior Editor and News Manager is now scintillating every morning in her own column in the News-
Herald. Himie Koshevoy, former editor, is sports editor of the same
journal, while Edgar Brown, senior
editor in 1930-31, is now a reporter
with the Province.
RADIO EDITOR
HOWARD S.
COULTER
Against
Rhodes
To Be*
For Coming Year
More Ph.D. Degrees
For Varsity Grads
U.B.C. grads have once more
scoTed in the fields of research.
Miss Gertrude M. Smith, who is an
assistant professor in the Zoology
department, was granted her Ph.D.
from Berkeley, California last month.
Her thesis covered research on the
anatomy of the nasal region, in some I
of the salamanders. It was neces-;
sary to make microscopic slides of
eight different species.
Miss Dorothy Mawdsley, who was
on the staff of the English department until about a year ago, is now
teaching at King Edward High
School. She obtained her Ph. D. at
the University of Chicago. Her thesis
was entitled, "The Life and Works
of Francis Sable," Sable was a minor poet of the 16th century, and
one of a group of poets who attempted to use a Latin metre in English
poetry.
W. LEfEAUX
Vancouver barristers who are debating tonight, in the Auditorium at
8:15 under thc auspices of the Parliamentary Forum. Their subject Is "Resolved that some measure ot governmental control similar to the N. R. A.
is essential to the Interests of the
people of Canada."
Mr, Coulter Is a prominent Liberal,
while Mr. Lefeaux la a C. C. F. candidate for Vancouver Centre in the
coming election.
The annual Rhodes Scholarship
award for this University will be announced on the first Saturday in
December which falls on the 2nd,
when the British Columbia Committee of Selection meets to choose the
winner from all applicants.
Selection is based upon the general character* of the man, as indicated by his scholastic standing, his
general qualities of manhood, his
display of moral force of character
and quaUtles of leadership. No written examination is required.
Application must be made to Sherwood Lett, Royal Trust BuUdlng,
Vancouver, not later than Oct. 31,
1933. To be eligible, one must be
male, unmarried, not younger than
nineteen years, not older than
twenty-five years, and have completed the sophomore year. Residence at the province from which he
desires the scholarship is not essential, but he must have completed at
least two years in the university
from which he applies. He must be
a British subject with at least five
years residence Ln Canada.
The winner receives a scholarship
at Oxford University worth £400 a
year for two years with an option
of a third, and any course may be
followed. The stipend is not considered sufficient for the Rhode
scholar's necessary term-time and
vacation expenses thus a supplement
of £50 a year is found advisable but
not absolutely necessary.
After the selection, the winner's
dossier is forwarded complete to the
Oxford Secretary to the Rhodes
Trustees who Is Sir Francis Wylie,
Rhodes House, Oxford. The Scholar
elect should come into residence •in
the October of the year for which he
has been elected, but it is possible
fot tiie student to postpone his, entry
by one term, or advance it by two,
land come up either the preceeding
J or following January.
Tho material to be submitted witli
tiro application is as follows: a birth
certificate, a statement from the
President of the University testifying to the candidates suitability, certified evidence as to courses, degrees,
honours and other academic distinctions obtained, the applicant's statement of general interests and activi
Scholar FAGS, CIDER
Selected   STIMULATE
FRESHMEN
The freshman smoker held last Friday night at the Moose HaU might
easily be described as \ one-act play
with four scenes, the leading role
played by Lady Nicotine. A feature
of the play is a chorus of some two
hundred freshmen complete with
green toques, placards, and the occasional green face.
The first scene takes place at Heidelberg, Germany. As the curtain rises two duelists are seen fighting in
a garden lit only by a pale moon. An
attentive audience sees the glint of
steel and hears the odd grunt as one
of the combatants is hit. At last all
is over and the upturned lights reveal Len Kuypers and his partner,
both memhert of the Swedish Olympic team of 1927.
The scene changes abruptly. From
Heidelberg we are transported to
Vancouver's Arena. Boxing and
wrestling fans fill the vast building.
A burst of applause greets the entrance of BIU Hazlitt and Dave Todd,
both of whom are clad In boxing
strip. The beU rings and the pad of
gloves on flesh is heard. They battle for three dizzy rounds, and tne
crowd voices Its approval ot Referee Clarice Bentall's verdict, a draw.
From Canada we jump the Pacific to Japan. The setting is similar to the last scene. Japan's national sport, jui jitsu is being demonstrated by two of its best exponent, Sasaki and Kaminq. They grunt
Mid,grew JBJUtbcy Wt..^JWfitji. will
terrific thuds. The a i_ience can
not understand the verdict because
,it is in Japanese but they show their
appreciation with generous applause.
Back to Germany again, but this
time to a Berlin beer garden. The
stage is crowded with strange men in
queer green headgear. And for some
reason each wears upon his back
his name in large capitals. They nil
have steins, not of beer, but of cider
and vast quantities   of cheese  and
ties and of his proposed line of study ",ackers. Some who have finished are
at Oxford, references to six person,
under two of which he must have
studied, a medical certificate, and a
photograph.
If no suitable person applies, the
scholarship is not awarded.
CAMPUS EXPLORER
By Zoe Browne-Clayton
ST. JOHN MADELEY
MACABRE LEGENDS
Skulls, dirty brown skulls, smirking
down at you from the walls, that is
the first thing you notice on entering
the office of Professor M. Y. WilUams
of the Geology department.
Gruesome maybe, but interesting,
especially if you listen to all the stories Professor Williams can tell you
about them.
A Criminal and a Curse
One of the oldest in the collection
dates back to prehistoric times. It
belonged to quite an old man for
the sutures in the head are tightly
closed. It was discovered on Dead-
man's Island which is in Tofino Sound.
Legend says that this was the island
where the Indians buried all their
criminals, so the owner of the skull
must have been a murderer, thief,
traitor or some other sort of felon a
thousand or so years ago. There was
also a curse laid on Deadman's Island
and all who set foot on it are doomed
to die in a very short time. Even today the island is strictly taboo and
no amount of money will induce an
Indian to guide a white man there,
However, the man who found this
particular skull still lives and is to
all appearances in the best of health.
Flat Heads
Next to the criminal reposes the
skull of an aristocratic flat head. He
belonged to a tribe which had the
peculiar custom of binding their children's heads much as the Chinese
used to bind girls' feet. In infancy
while the bones of the head were still
soft the head was pressed between
two boards and bound tightly in this
position till growth was complete. This
gave the head a queer elongated
shape, going straight back from the
eyebrows and leaving no forehead at
all. Only the children of chiefs had to
undergo this treatment, slaves were
allowed to retain a normal shaped
head. So the specimen in Professor
Williams' office must have belonged
to a chief of some sort.
Though his tribe lived far in the
interior of B.C. this particular skull
was found on the coast. He may
have been a trader down here on business but was more likely a prisoner
or hostage who died in captivity.
An Indian Battle
Facing these two on the opposite
wall is the most perfect and probably
the most recent specimen. It belonged
to a fairly young man for the teeth
are practically perfect. It is interesting to note that the Indians, unlike
ouruselves, had a direct front bite.
Their teeth do not overlap at all. This
skull was found on an old battle field
near the Fraser River. The owner
was evidently a chief because several
fine bracelets wer found on his skeleton. His cheek bone is broken, probably by the arrow or stone axe that
killed him years ago in that long forgotten battle.
The Museum
Further down the hall in the Geology museum, App. Sc. 116, Professor
Williams has many more interesting
specimens among which the students
can roam at will.
Besides the geological rocks and ores
there   are   several   cases   of   stuffed
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singing stirring choruses and yells
that have a familiar ring.
Once again we snift the scene and
are back again in Moose Hall, Dr.
Sedgewick rises to speak. In a C.w
words he advises the assembled multitude to do no work before January 1st, and while they are at the
university to learn as many nice and
convenient vices as possible. "As for
me," he says, "Nothing stronger than
skimmed milk has ever passed my
lips, and never, never, tobacco." A
few moments later he is seen touching unsuspecting freshmen for cigarettes.
Dr. Burke speaks briefly concerning Canadian Rugby. He says that
support at games is an important
factor in winning and urges all those
who can to turn out to the games.
He also asks for more men to turn
out to practices.
The curtain rings down on a
chorus of freshies singing lustily with
Reynold Williams and his Ambassadors providing the music. The air is
thick with smoke, and it is pleasant
to get out Into the fresh night air.
Arabian Dangers
Topic of Lecture
Stirring tales of bloodthirsty warfare between rival Arabian tribes
were recounted by Bertram Thomas-,
noted explorer in a lecture in the
Hotel Vancouver, Saturday night
under the auspices of the National
Council of Education.
Mr. Thomas told of the many dangers that confronted travellers in the
wilder regions of Arabia. A constant
lookout of scouts as well as a rearguard were required to protect caravans from marauding warriors. One
of the chief reasons for attack was
due to the belligerent fanaticism of
many of the Mohammedans.
The shortage of oases and water-
holes was also a constant source of
friction between the tribesmen, as
ownership of an oasis was a powerful economic force.
Dean Brock presided at the meeting. ¥
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THE    UBYSSEY
Tuesday, October 10,1933
Qfyr Itojaanj
(Member C.I.P., P.I.P.A.)
Telephone: Point Grey 206
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literary Editor: Arthur Mayse
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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 10.1933
THANKS
A word of appreciation is due Ole Olsen
and his orchestra, who put on such a splendid
performance on Friday noon. To the accompaniment of, or perhaps we should say, in spite
of, clamorous ejaculations from the gallery,
the maestro of the baton delivered a program
which met with the approval of some 1400
students. We are glad to add our thanks to
theirs, in the hope that Mr. Olsen will reappear
soon under the auspices of the Pep Club.
THE MADDING CROWD
One of the most significant manifestations
of higher culture at this university is the conduct of the student body at noon-hour meetings in the auditorium.
Certain members of our intelligencia seem
to consider it their privilege to,drop all the
outward aspects of gentlemen, immediately
upon entering the auditorium precincts.
Academic boorishness was displayed in all
its glory at the recent noon-hour presentation
of the Players' Club and the Friday pep meeting. In the former case the results of long
weeks of patient effort were completely ruined
by the vociferous comments of certain self-
styled critics of the drama.
The pep meeting afforded an excellent opportunity for our amateur hoodlums to display
their versatility. It seems the essence of bad
taste, that guests on the campus who have
volunteered their services for entertainment
purposes should be subjected to the barrage of
missiles that featured the Friday gathering. It
is an exhibition of humour that does not strike
a responsive chord in decent people.
The state of the auditorium after the thundering herd had completed their noon-hour
carousal bears witness to the need for drastic
reform. An accumulation of lunch papers,
apple cores, and miscellaneous rubbish lay on
the floor ankle-deep. It may be evidence that
university students are not underfed, but it
certainly casts a decided slur on their manners.
So bad has the situation become, the bursar
has announced that if the noon-hour wallow-
ings continue, the auditorium will be closed
in. future to all noon-hour meetings. The offending students should take warning.
AN URGENT APPEAL
It is a decided reflection on our society as
it is constituted today, that students of high
scholastic merit find it impossible to continue
their university training because of economic
pressure.
In a praiseworthy attempt to alleviate this
unfortunate situation the Board of Governors
have taken steps to conduct a campaign to
raise funds for bursaries among the citizens of
this province.
Many people must be under the impression
that the university is in a chronic state of appeal for help. The present time is perhaps the
least conducive for a successful canvass, for
funds.
Nevertheless the need is one of urgent necessity. The public must be made to realize that
all money invested in the university brings actual dividends incomparably greater than appears on the surface.
The province will need intelligent and progressive university graduates to lift it out of
its present morass of debt. The university is an
insurance policy on the future. The citizens
should not allow their premium to lapse.
APES AND IVORY
By Arthur Mayse
Somebody Blundered
We got away to a bad start this year, Peter
and I. First (and much the least important)
we set down 'magnus opus' for magnum opus',
a mistake which, considering the number of
Latin courses we've taken, is nothing less than
disgraceful.
Then, down at the printers', somebody
blundered, with the result that the poem we
were treasuring for our first issue received a
prime mangling. We express our sincere regrets to the author, Dr. Coleman, and print
his verses here as they should have appeared.
To a Saxaphone
You are the soul of longing and of tears,
And memories of the woes of vanished years
Speak in your tones. What curious circumstance
Made you a partner of the giddy dance ?
Banjo, piano, violin,
Trombone's blare and cymbal's din,
Big drum, little drum, Chinese gong,
Triangle's tinkle and banal song
Have their place, but 'tis hard to see
What made you one in such company.
You are the snarl of a fiend in hell,
You are the solemn funeral bell,
You are a sob and you are a shriek,
But the voice of joy you seldom speak.
And yet it must be there remains
Some hidden reason that explains
Your presence when our human kind
Most seek to leave all care behind.
The meaning of the mystery
Is Surely not perversity
But that we feel that, somehow, sadness
Is at the root of all our gladness.
—H. T. J. Coleman.
A few words on Dr. Coleman's work.
Books that he has published include the popular 'Cockle Shell and Sandal Shoon,' and 'A
Poet Confides.' Much of his most successful
verse deals with the outdoor world of British
Columbia; a keen observer, he has the fortunate knack of accurate and artistic description.
In our opinion, his 'I Saw Five Peaks' deserves
a place with the best of poems of the high hills.
What—No Contributions ?
Peter-the-ape has been hovering about the
mail-box anxiously of late, waiting for the
solid, pleasant thump that tells of a manuscript
for us. No luck as yet though; are we to
gather that the Bohemians of varsity are all
dead or sleeping ?
Nothing for it, then, but to prod our Muse,
drowsy from a long and idle summer, out of
her lair, and finish off the column ourselves.
("And if they can stand it, we can!" says
Peter.)
, The Islands
Out of the main the Islands roll
Lifting their backs like a porpoise-shoal;
The surf runs snarling in on the beaches
And, drifting over the windy reaches,
The white gulls circle and swoop and cry
And watch the little black ships go by
Between the sea and the windy sky.
Royal are the Island names, and sweet:
Big Vancouver and small Lasquit',
Galiano and Gonzales,
Texada low in the long sea-ways—
These and a thousand more beside
Echo the voice of the restless tide,
Perilous names, and names of pride.
Now the spell of the Islands, who shall name ?
Arbutus brighter than wind-whipped flame
By golden noon and by velvet night;
Red arbutus and lilies white
And somber darkness of cedar-wings
And dogwood foaming in Island springs
Weave a magic of beautiful things,
Under the sun, under the sky,
The Islands dream as the years drift by.
And sure at the end of my faring forth
The Island magic of South-in-North
Will trouble my heart with a vagrant pain
Till I know that my Odyssey was vain
And turn from the world's rim, home again.
Clatt and Club  )
SWIMMING CLUB
The annual meeting of the swimming club will be held on Wednesday, Oct. 11, in Arte 108.
The program for this year Includes
a representative team from Varsity
and other city swimming clubs to
both Seattle and Portland, 'i'wo interclass meets will be held, one In
the faU term and one in the spring
term. Practices will be held at
Crystal Pool.
All those Interested In swimming,
Ufe saving and competitive swimming should attend this meeting.
CHEMISTRY SOCIETY
The opening meeting of the Chemistry Society will be held at the
home of J. A. Spragg, 2S16 West 7th
Ave., on Wednesday, Oct. 11, at 8
p.m. There will be papers given by
Norman Phillips, Allan Harrison and
Miles Ritchie, foUowed by refreshments and a social evening.
All those taking courses in Chemistry higher than Chem. 2, are eligible to join. Anyone intending to
become a member should come to
this meeting.
MATHEMATICS CLUB
The first meeting of the Mathematics Club will be held on Thursday, Oct. 12, at 8:15 p.m. at the home
of Dr. Buchanan, 1»80 West 35th ave.
Mr. W. Gage will address the meeting on Philosophy in Modern Science.
The usual notices will be sent out
but if there are any graduate Math.
Club members who do not receive
them will they please consider this
an invitation.
LA CANADIENNE
Reorganization of La Canadienne
Club on the campus is under way.
Application for membership may be
made to, or information obtained
from any one of Kathleen Baker,
Marlon Hamilton, Maurice Kllnk
haver. Members need not be Honour students.
» _____
U B.C. ENGINEERING SOCIETY
The first meeting of the session
will be held Wednesday noon, Oct
11, In Agriculture 100.
Business—Election of Secretary.
Discussion of plans for coming
session.
PHILOSOPHY DISCUSSION CLUB
An organlntlon meeting of the
Philosophy Discussion Club wlU be
held at the home of Dr. PUcher, 18S5
McGill Road, on Tuesday, Oct. 10,
at 8 o'clock. Will old members kind
ly attend this meeting.
ART CLUB
The first meeting of the Art Club
will be held at the home of Miss
Bingham, 3857 West 10th Ave., on
Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock. The
president, Mr. L. T. H. Pearson, will
speak on Art appreciation.
All former members and prospec
tlve members are asked to fill out
application forms, which may be ob
talned at Room B in the Library—
as soon as possible.
ANGLICAN THEOLOGICAL
COLLEGE
The Anglican Theological College
is busy reorganizing its athletic
teams with the arrival of the new
session. Last year's veterans have all
returned with the exception of one,
and several new men show promise
of being valuable acquisitions to the
list of pavement pounders. The Theo
logs also Intend entering the basket
ball league for the first time and
have hopes of a soccer team.
Correspondence
v„
A STILL SMALL VOICE
Editor, Ubyssey,
Dear Sir:
I cannot find words to express my
excessive disgust and disapprobation
of your attitude toward the recent
guest on the campus who so effectively disproved the Satanic theory of
evolution.
Not only do I consider your report
of Dr. Riley's speech as blasphemous
and insulting, but your flippant editorial displays your shallow mind
and puerile outlook.
It is surely a sad reflection on our
modern society When our young
people should consider themselves
competent to criticize a scholar of
Dr. Riley's experience and reputation.
Dr. Riley should have the consolation of knowing however, that his
message of. enlightenment was truly
appreciated by all thinking students
in spite of depths of ignorance displayed by the Ubyssey.
Yours truly,
Fundamentalist.
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THE    UBYSSEY
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V. C. U. Fundamentalist Interim
IF THE CAP
FITS ....
What prominent Frat man was re
sponsible for the  large   'For   Sale'
signs outside the Fiji and Phi Delt
housee laat Saturday night?
The aame man also took a lot of
milk bottles from the Phi Delt house
which he rolled down the stairs of
his own Frat* house In the wee small
hours. Were hla brothers "regusted"?
What Council membera danced
about on the Quad In the moonlight
last Monday and pretended they
were the "Black Gang?"
What Alpha Phis and Rusheea aat
on the curb atone on GranvUle street
waiting for a street car after a rushing party on Tuesday night?
And what UtUe nurse waa taken
to lunch by a Sorority and haa been
indisposed ever since?
Who waa the professor that took
hla claaa for a field trip and kindly
refreshed them with Ice-cream
cones?
Who were the three Sorority girls
seen carrying spitoons along Georgia
street and debating as to whether
they should be caUed "cuspidors" or
"spitoons?"
Who was the Zate who spent all
Wednaaday afternoon trying to -ell
co-motlonal motion to a professor?
We'd love to know who the freshette waa that we aaw smoking in the
Cat. the other day. At least we think
it must have been a freahette.
And who waa the Theta who took
a freshettes' rosebud for herself, saying that freshettes weren't allowed
to wear flowers? -.
Did we have the laugh on the
Theta that put the c6p on right in
the Pub.?
What four Phi Delts prefer to take
their baths at noon in front of the
Library ? And what Alpha Delts?
And where, oh where were the rest
of the sophomores?
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Heart Throbs
Once more Dora Dimwit comes
sobbing to our figurative arms, not
that we haven't any, but she wouldn't let us use them. The editorial,
"we" Is a great thing In its way,
lending as it does a sort of atmosphere of respectability to the last
sentence.
Here ahe moans:
Cyrius, (note the urgent simplicity
oi that Cyrius).
AU is lost. I have met the president of the Soccer Club as you advised, and I find that he Is not at
all Uke you say. In fact I think he
is positively ugly. The worst part
of it is that I asked him to visit me
at my home before I met him. I did
this by means of a note in the letter
rack. What shall I do? Woe la me,
alaa, alack! ShaU I tell him that I
made a mistake, or ahaU I try to
stand one evening of his company.
Knowing that you wlU do aU ln your
power to help me, I remain your
0 ao dependent and almost adoring,
Dora Dimwit, Arts 37-8-9-?
My Dear Dorlnda,
'You have placed me in a very em-
barraaiing poalUon. I have just returned from a meeting with the
aforesaid president of the aforesaid
soccer club of the not aforesaid university, and I regret to aay that I
could not persuade him that you did
not like him. What did you call
him ducky-wucky in your note for?
He thinks that that is just too cute
for words. In fact he can think of
nothing but you at present, although
there are many other things to attract hla attention.
Do you realize that our ideas cf
masculine pulchritude do not coincide? In future, when you write
to me, alwaya state whether or not
you prefer the simian type of beauty
or the canine. Tho president of the
many times aforesaid and blest soccer club is not quite sure which type
you prefer, and accordingly cannot
introduce you to Sciencemen or Aggies as a consequence.
As to this mess you are in, leave
that to me. I will come t. your
house on the same night as the president, and will guarantee to outquip,
outalk and even outmanoeuvre that
worthy. I am very fond of
chocolate cake and cocoanut macaroons but can get along quits nicely
on eclairs and chocolates if necessary. However, I must wear a mask
so as to keep my identity a secret.
Do not let this worry you, as you
ar. not missing much. You can explain the mask by saying that I am
running for the C.C.F. and prefer
not to be seen in the company of a
person who is a decided bolshevik.
1 think this Is the easiest way out ot
the matter. Or you might try being
sick and phoning the president, telling him not to come. You are sure
to be sick when he leaves anyway,
so you might as well have it early
and get it over with. Hoping that
you take my advice on the matter,
I remain,
Yours   dictatorlally,
Cyrius de Screpansle.
Smart Younger Set
Snapped at Regatta
ftpi)^'*!.'   ^*i|?W
Things are humming out at the
U. B. C. campus these days, and here
are two of them, members of Varsity's smart younger set harmonising
"I'm not afraid of the big bad sophs!"
They nre both freshmen as is obvious from their dress and are on their
way to the lily pond with the boys
in the back ground, who are sophomores, though they don't know it
yet. Order your next week's copy
of the Ubyssey now and read the next
installment of this exciting serial in
pictures.
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MUCKATORIAL
u
If you think you can write Muck, there's no time like the
present to discover your hidden talents. Win fame and fortune
by bursting into the Muck Page 'you may even win one of the
weekly awards of two delicious crackers, presented to the
writer of the best Muck story of the week on the purchase of
only one scoop of either vegetable or bean soup. The winner
for this week calls herself, "The Girl in the Little Green Hat."
Her prize-winning poem appears below:
A PROTEST
Were I a poet I would write
A ballad or a sonnet
To scorn the lowly freshman toque
And curses heap upon it—-
Oh. how I would rebel at this
Disgusting little bonnet!
The placard with* my name adorned
I cheerfully am wearing,
But this appalling little cap
I don with muffled swearing,
As with pretended nonchalance
My martyrdom I'm bearing.
But meanwhile I shall bide my time
In vengeful silence wait,   ,
For just about a year or so
To plan a deadlier fate,
Devise a ghastlier headgear
For the class of thirty eight!
Litany Coroner
Look at all
The "superior" sophomores
They thought
All freshmen
Were dumb
They even
Thought
The lily pond
Was for
Freshmen
But
They soon
Found out
Heh heh
It wasn't long
Heh heh.
Fanny Freshette'*
Diary
OCTOBER 10
I've been at Varsity two weeks
now and it's more damn fun! They
make you wear a crazy wool hat that
makes good earmuffs if you want,
but on account of not being cold
enough yet are really no use but
only a menace, and a sign with your
name on. The Varsity boys are the
cutest things and open the door for
you and pick up your books when
you drop them which is frequently,
that Is I mean all the boys except
the freshmen which are awful and
don't know the score which they
probably can't help, poor things, but
no doubt their mothers love them
on account of having no choice. The
place you eat is called the caf where
they have swell chips and stale cake
which you can't get a table to eat
off unless you knock someone down
and stand on their face or sit at a
sorority table and pretend you're a
sister which doesn't go over so big
because they always seem to know
you really aren't but maybe that's
because pf the hat. We have the
cutest little English teacher like a
little goblin with glasses that trots
all around the room and doesn't
know whether his glasses belong on
or off and hums and purrs all the
time like he was a mixture between
somebody's pet cat and a tractor.
He's always talking about how much
he knows but really can't be so hot
on account of I powdered my whole
nose while he was saying that anyone which didn't hang on his every
word would be thrown out on their
ear. And another thing just when
we had all picked ourselves up out
of the aisles where we had been
laughing at him he made a crack
about if an Athenian were transported to the present day he would
say "My God what cheap and dirty
things amuse these people!'
Popular Host
The lily pond, adorned with cigarette butts and lunch papers, formed
a picturesque setting for the delightful garden party given by Dr. Slagc
yesterday afternoon In honour of that
popular couple, the lily pond frogs.
The guests of honour were clad
alike in green ensembles of the fashionable cast iron, while the host received in a conservative black
trimmed with white rat. Professor
bloward greeted the guests in a
dainty gown of baby blue. Mr. Norman Hashing and Mr. Arthur Daze
appeared in frocks emphasizing the
typewriter ribbon motif and served
the guests, while Doctor Sledgewig
in a gown of shell pink, poured tea.
PEP CLUB
President, Sid Swift, Kerr. 1333R
Secretary, Bill Tremalne, Kerr. 1469Y
The object of the club Is to promote "pep" and "spirit" on the
campus and to assist any university
organization ln putting over an advertising campaign, sale of tickets
and to aid them in any other manner required. The Pep Club has
complete charge of all pep meetings
and if necessary will put on a pep
meeting for any club desiring one.
The club organizes a cheering section for all major games where the
advance sale of tickets is 150. An
advantage of membership is the training in handling large bodies of people and meeting the public.
Membership is open to freshmen
only and by tryout and vote of
members. The club calls for new
members early in November (watch
the Uyssey). Applications may be
made through the Arts Letter Rack
addressed to the secretary.
Kiddies' Column |
Dear Children:
I want to tell you all how glad I
am to be back, reading your sweet
letters about the good times you have
at college. Here is one I received
from one of my young correspondents yesterday:
Dear Auntie Climacks—
I am a freshman at U.B.C. We
have such fun at Varsity, playing
with the sophs who are always
swimming around in a little pooV we
have out here. My mother says they
play too rough. I am sending you
a picture of me and a sophomore
waiting for a bus. I am the one
with the rubber ball and my friend
has an Economics book.
Freddie Feeblewit
I think that shows a very friendly
spirit, don't you? Here are some
more pictures which my Uttle friends
have aent me.
This is a fraternity pledge doing
his duty, or he will have the pants
licked off him by the brothers.
Here is a little contest to see how
bright you are, see if you can guess
what this is supposed to be.
Exchange Newt  ]
There, I knew you couldn't guess,
it's a freshman at the frosh reception, doing the rhumba.
Now until next week, be good
children.
Love,
Auntie Climacks
Campus Explorer
(Continued from Page 1)
animals: gulls and snipe, a realistic
snow owl with downy white feathers,
a red fox chewing the wing of a
grouse, and a great American bison
glowering down from the wall. In another case there are models of the
giant dinosaurs and an eocene horse
with three toes. Across the room
there are some real dinosaur eggs imbedded in red sandstone. Beside them
is a case of neolithic weapons, arrow
heads, scrappers and knives. There
are also several silk worms complete
with cocoons and food, to say nothing
of the many interesting sea products,
corals, sponges, fish and ornate shells.
Indeed Professor Williams guarantees
that any student can find something
to interest him in the geology museum.
First of aU, the newsmagazine
TIME ia not one of our exchange papers. Nevertheless, we are passing
on to you an excerpt from its department on Education which seems
thoroughly to cover the ground of
thoughtful re-stirrings in the universities across the land of the brave
and the home of the free.   To wit:
"In colleges throughout the land
last week janitors and charladies
began once more to shuffle about
their leisurely jobs. Pop-eyed new
students and blase old ones busied
themselves with multitudinous activities. CoUege presidents delivered
themselves of sapient dicta, CoUege
merchants once more did busineu.
The Press delivered its annual salute
to learning.' • And apparently that's
how the wheels start to turn down
there.
• *   *
The Toronto Varsity is guilty of »
breach of tact, apparently, on the
front page of a recent edition. Maybe
the items have no connection and if
so, it waa just unfortunate. Rather
prominently across the top of the
front page they mention that many
celebrities are at present visiting
Hart House, Including poets, musicians and actors. In a box at the
foot of the same page a headline
proclaims—"Barber Shop Prices Lower in Hart House."
A copy of the Washington Daily
last week bore an editorial whose
first paragraph runs:
"In the death Monday ot Dr. Henry
Suzzalo, higher education lost a
staunch supporter and • leader of
great vision and energy, it was
through his efforts as preaident that
the University of Washington attained
the heights of academic standing It
held until a few years ago.
The part we want you to notice is
the last part of the final sentence.
The University of Washington seems
to have been slipping scholastlcally
speaking for several years, but we
maintain that it took its biggest rap
last year when Governor Martin of
Washington state insisted on a lowering of entrance requirements, "so
that more people could attend the
University."
This isn't in the nature of a gloat,
but its so seldom any of our prognostications materialize thtt we're
going to point it out to you. In this
very column last spring we kindly
took a few minutes off to explain to
Governor Martin the weakness of
such a plan, but apparently we
wasted our sweetness on the desert
onto.
* *   *
This is the Student's Calendar, as
constructed by the Champus Cat in
the Toronto Varsity:
September—Registration.
October—Determination.
November—Procrastination.
December—Examination.
January—Regeneration.   •
February—Procrastination.
March—Intimidation.
April—Terrorization.
\   May—Desolation.
June—Jubilation.
Incidentally the Champus Cat is
signing himself Etaoin Shrdlu which
smells to us like plagiarism. A tew
years ago the Muck Page of our own
fair Ubyssey carried an extraordinarily clever column signed by Etaoin.
Oh, well, maybe he's gone to Toronto.
WHAT THE WELL DRESSED MAN
WILL WEAR AT THE FROSH
Patronize  Your  Advertisers
A smart suit of armour may be purchased reasonably at any blacksmith's
and wlU prove to be invaluable and
sufficiently informal for the most exacting. Both hiking and track shoes
are in good form, and the accessories
include only one simple battle axe
which should be neat but not gaudy,
in keeping with the conservative spirit
of the occasion. For more forcible
methods of forcing one's way through
the crowd, tear bombs and hand grenades will be in equally good usage.
But imagine the embarassment of the
sophisticated but overdressed co-ed
who last year turned up in her brother's diving suit, only to discover
that the orchestra had left the music
for "Asleep in the Deep" at home.
Therefore be careful you don't overdo
things.
WANTED — Freshette with car to
take male Junior to Frosh reception.
Apply A. A„ Arts letter rack. Page Four
THE    UBYSSEY
Tuesday, October 10, 1933
Canadian Codemen
Blank Victoria 3-1
In  Lipton  Series
Varsity Squad Displays Brilliant Brand of
Rugby to Win Initial Encounter; Rush and
Willscroft Star; Farrington Missing
From Lineup
With a brilliant display of smart offensive and dashing defensive football, Doctor Gordon Burke's Big Four Varsity Gridders crashed into the win column in their first league game
of the season, played against the highly-touted Victoria team
at Athletic Park last Saturday afternoon.
The game, replete with thrills from the initial kickoff to
the last down in the final quarter, was undoubtedly one of the
most exciting games played on the local lot this season. Perfect
weather, a fast field and a big crowd
added to thei attraction.
It must be admitted that the U.B.C.
boys got several big breaks, but they
were on their toes and made use of
every opportunity with a fierce determination and dynamic fighting spirit
which, if contnued, wiill give them an
even chance against any team in the
league.
Varsity Starts Badly
Minus their captain, Dick Farrington, the Blue and Gold machine functioned very badly in the opening minutes of play, and several Victoria
saUles deep' into the Varsity area were
staved off more by good luck than
anything else.
The Island boys worked their forward pass plays cleverly, and made
repeated first downs by the air route
and through the Une in the opening
frame. The students came to life
about half way through the period
when Johnstone intercepted a Victoria
forward pass, and play was even from
then on.
With less than one minute of play
left In the first quarter, Imrie of Victoria scored a deadUne kick on a return punt  to give the visitors the$.
margin.
U.B.C. Even Score,
Doug Mclntyre pepped up the local
lads after the cross-over by intercepting a forward pass and running
twenty yards. Varsity forced the play
continuously in this quarter, and 90
seconds before half time, Rush evened
the score with a beautiful fifty-yard
punt.
Third Quarter Even
Victoria started the play after the
rest period, and with the score tied
both teams were pressing, displaying
some brlUiant kicking, running and
tackling.
After twelve minutes of play Rush
got away a beautiful punt which was
to pave the way for U.B.C.'s second
taUy. With the ball in their possession
on their 8-yard line, the Island boys
were held for no gain on the first
down. On the next play Oribble attempted a kick to relieve the situation, but it was effectively blocked
and bounced back over the line, giving
Varsity one point.
Victoria Almost Score
Although Varsity began the last
quarter with the same fighting spirit,
the last two minutes almost proved
disastrous. After ten minutes of play
the Blue and Gold team were within
striking distance, and Rush kicked for
another point.
Then, with the score 3 to 1, and less
than three minutes to*,go, Victoria
opened up a whirlwind aerial attack
that all but spelled defeat for U.B.C.
Gaining fifty-five yards on two successive forward pass plays the "Sleepy
City" boys placed the ball on Varsity's
twenty-five yard line with but
twenty-five seconds left to play. After
an incomplete forward pass Imrie
smashed through the line for yards,
but full time was called with less than
ten yards between the Islanders and
a touchdown.
WlUiscroft Shows Up Well
For Varsity, everyone was full of
fight, but special credit must go to
Williscroft,   Kendall  and  Rush.  Vic
toria was best served by the invincible
team of Grlbble and Imrie.
The Teams:
Victoria
Centre: Chris Usher, Dan DosweU.
Insides: H. Clayton, Ed De Blac-
qulere, Bun Cox, P. Graham.
Middle Wings: M. T. Drysdale, Bruce
Lowe, Ted Colgate.
Outsldes: P. Woods, R. McGinnis, G.
White.
Quarter Backs: W. Stripe, Blake.
Half Backs: BUl Latta, Frank Grlbble, Imrie, J. Stewart, S. Gaunt, B.
Simpson, BiU Lamb, Vic Rogers.
Varsity
Centre: KeiUer, King.
Insides: Campbell, Jack, R. Ack-
hurst, Anderson.
Middle Wings: Kirby, Senkler, Williscroft.
Outsides: SmilUng, Borne, Johnsone,
Dwyer, Boole, Roberts, Malcom.
Quarter Backs:  Bolton, Kendall.
Flying Wing: Patterson, Rader.
Half Backs: Rush, NicoU, Owen, Mclntyre.
Referee: Jack Parker.
Judge of Play: Nell Watson.
Head Linesman: Harry Orr.
SOCCER TEAM
DEFEATED BY
MONUMENTS
Team Finds Difficulty In Hitting StrideWith New Lineup
HUSKY HOOPSTERS
ROUNDING INTO
FINE SHAPE
Alien,  Montgomery,  Training
Promising Crop of
Intermediates
English Ruggers
Nose Out Rowers;
Beaten By Grads
Gridmen
Lose To
Ex-Magee
The Varsity 2nd division gridiron
certainly took it on the chin Saturday night at Con Jones Park, when
they lost to a powerful Ex-Magee
squad.
The Magee twelve showed good
form and spirit in contrast to a rather inexperienced effort on the part
of the Collegians. The result of concentrating on line practice was evident in the Kerrisdale Club offensive
play, the line making holes in the
Varsity defense throughout the
whole game.
Magee also displayed exhibitions of
smart blocking and kicking. They
scored three touches as the result
of heavy line bucking; one in the
second and two in the fourth quarter.
In the other Senior City league
game at Mahon Park, Meralomas
were smothered 15-0 by the smooth-
working N. Vancouver aggregation.
What People Are
Saying
Cyril Chave—You know I  have a
shirt at home that I call Old Ironsides.
Playing football which varied between almost brilliant, and sloppy
Varsity Senior Soccermen opened
their season Saturday by losing 3-0,
to the league-leading Art Monument
eleven, at the Cambie street grounds.
With four tnewcomers In the lineup, Varsity took some Uttle time to
settle down, and Art Monument had
an edge on the play ln the first few
minutes. Varsity fought back however, and the remainder of the first
half saw a fairly even and hard-
fought struggle. Only one goal was
scored in this stanza, the ball' flashing Into the upper corner of the net
after a strong Monument attack. Toward the end of the period, the
Stonemasons were harrasslng a tired
Varsity defence.
After the rest, the Blue and Gold
presented a re-arranged line-up, and
for the first twenty minutes, dominated the play. However, despite
constant pressure, poor finish in
front of goal spoiled all the chances,
and the duck's egg still remained
unbroken. The Monument gradually began to take a greater share in
the play, aa Varsity tired, and about
midway through the period added a
second goal, foUowing a corner.
From this time on, the Varsity attacks showed little cohesion, and
were with comparative ease broken
up. Although the forwards all worked
hard, there was little combination.
The Stonemasons meanwhile were
getting back to their previous form,
and were giving the Blue and Gold
defence a hard time. Finally their
efforts resulted in th. third goal, as
the right winger got his head to a
cross, and sent the ball In by the
post. There was no score in the remaining ten minutes.
Considering the fact that it was
the first game, and that there were
a number of men in the line-up unused to the play of the others, tho
showing given by the student eleven
was promising. With another game
or two played the old players will
have regained their steadiness, while
the recruits will have found their
feet, and a strong team should result with an exceptionally strong defence and a fast attack, .
In Saturday's game, Greenwood, a
freshman recruit, showed splendid
form in goal. Archie McDougal, who
returns after a year's absence, played
finely at left back, being strong in
both kicking and heading. The whol.
defence played well with the exception of infrequent lapses when they
allowed their men to break clear.
The half-line showed a hardworking newcomer in Tim Louie,
formerly of Chinese Students. Kozoolin and Stewart, two of last year's
stars, completed a Une which got
through a tremendous amount of
work, but has not found its true form
yet.
The forwards presented little combination, but showed plenty of speed.
They were unfortunate when good
shots by Todd, Bardwell, Martin and
Wolfe were cleared, but failed at
times to make easier opportunities
good. With practice and a little experience this weakness should soon
disappear.
By Boyd Agnew
While Tony Osborne and his bunch
of Senior A's are worrying about
which league they are eventually
going to end up in, if any, Coach Gordie Allen has another worry on his
hands. He is trying to whip a crop
of youngsters into what may be caUed
a basketbaU team, one good enough
to give a good account of themselves
in the Intermediate A hoop league.
Monday about a dozen feUows
turned out and had one of the most
interesting practices so far. Doc. Montgomery who was one
of the best-liked figures around the varsity campus two and
three years ago,
turned up to take a
hand in the difficult
business of coaching.
Difficult, that Is,
when a pair of quln-
Coach Allen tettes get on the
floor who do the wrong thing instinctively, and hamper each other In
clumsy efforts to dribble and pass
properly.
But Doc had an answer for everything, and before'the session was over
he had pounded some things into them
that had never occurred to them before.   And Doc knew what he was
talking about.   Ask anyone who sat
in a Blue and Gold cheering section
in 1931 the reason the Senior A hoop
squad he was yeUing himself hoarse
over downed every other aggregation
in   Canada   to   take   the   Dominion
Championship.
Montgomery coached that team.
And the players he turned out are
still among the first-ranking performers in greater Mainland hoop circles.
Osborne, Nicholson, Campbell, Wright,
'Matthison, Lee.   Every name has be-
'come the watchword of good basketball.
Yesterday there were two teams on
the floor. Doc topk charge of one
and Gordie the other. Pivots, and
strong passes formed meat for much
advice.
When not to dribble had everyone
jittery. The team is being built up
on fast passes and little dribbUng,
with forwards and guards alike playing position when on defence, the
man-to-man system which had the
other Burrard leaguers buffaloed last
year and put the Al Hardy trophy up
in Mr. Horn's office.
In the meantime Gordie Allen is
supervising the practices and with his
quaint brand of humour is gradually
welding the fellows Into a composite
whole. Arthur "Biff" McLeod is managing the aggregation, and is adding
his share of hoop knowledge to Gor-
die's lore and crafty tactics.
Pyle    and    Mitchell
Responsible For
Varsity Win
Occasionals   Outkick
Students in Holiday
Game
Varsity's Senior Ruggers started
their season with a victory and n
defeat over the holiday week-end.
On > Saturday they downed Rowing
Club 14-13, but yesterday encountered difficulty with Varsity Grads and
came out on the short end of an
8-0 score.
In Saturday's game with the Rowers, a last minute try by Pyle, a
newcomer to first division ranks,
turned what seemed to be certain
defeat into victory for the Blue and
Gold fifteen. At the end of the first
half Varsity was down 10-5 with
Pinkham, Clarke and Garvey contributing for the Rowers, while Pyle
and Dalton scored for Varsity.
After the rest period Mitchell went
over, but the Rowers were right
back, and following a pressing forward attack, Engles broke through on
the wing to bring the score to 13-8
for the Club. At this point of the
game, Mitchell's educated toes dropped a long one over the touch line,
to bring Varsity within 3 points of
victory. Later came Pyle's try, following a beautiful three-quarter run
started by Ken Mercer.
On Monday, Thanksgiving day,
Varsity lost to the Occasionals 8-0.
Derry Tye experienced first string
half, was unable to play due to a
foot injury sustained in Saturday's
game. His absence left a gap which
Coach Tyrwhitt found difficulty in
filling.    Tyrwhitt started   Ken  Mer-
"1-—-•—••—«.——m|i
Challenge
Accepted
The Varsity Senior English
Rugby team has accepted the
challenge of the Freshmen
class to engage in a game to
be played on the Campus.
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LOST— Pair of blac kid gloves.
Finder communicate with Anna Fulton. Phone P. G. 498-L. Arts Letter
Rack.
LOST—Mon., Oct. 2, by Varsity gates
or on the campus, a brown leather
change purse containing money and
key. Finder please turn in at the
Bookstre.
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Many Freshmen
Make Bids For
Basket Positions
COMMERCE MEN'S
UNDERGRADUATE CLUB
"If we get enough support we will
probably enter teams in the four
divisions." Coach Allen was talking
to the seventeen enthusiasts who
turned out for last Friday's basket
practice.
Of the twenty or so who are bidding for berths on the Senior "B"
and Intermediate teams, a good number   are  Freshmen,   some   of   whom
ve never played the game before.
These men have had four practices
since last Tuesday and are already
beginning ot look like first-class material.
Allen has asked that everybody
who is interested in the game, turn
out regardless of whether he has
played before. A special appeal is
issued for someone to manage one
of the teams. As the league starts
in about three weeks practice dates
will be announced this week.
President,   Donald   Purvis
Secretary, Charles McCaddens
The date and place of the first
meeting of this season has not yet
been fixed, but this question will
be settled shortly.
Membership in this club is not
open to freshmen, but is automatically conferred upon all third and
fourth year men students proceeding
to a Bachelor of Commerce degree.
The main objects of the club are
to "assist whenever possible in furthering the interests of the Commerce course, and to compete in interclass sport." Efforts are also made
to bring together both students and
members of the faculty so that all
may benefit from economic discussions outside the field of regular
studies; and although the club was
only formed a year ago, much has
been accomplished along' these lines.
Upperclassmen
To Meet Frosh
Tomorrow Aft
PROGRAM
Tomorrow the Freshmen and Up-
perclass men tangle in the opening
event of the Fall Track Season.
The program is as follows:
320 yard low hurdles .. 3:15 p.m.
100 yard preliminaries .. 3:30 p.m.
880 yard finals   3:45 p.m.
100  yard finals     3:55 p.m.
110 yard high hurdles .. 4:10 p.m.
220 yard prelims    4:20 p.m.
Mile finals    4:30 p.m.
220 yard finals    4:40 p.m.
3 mile finals   4:50 p.m.
440 yard finals   5:00 p.m.
880 yard relay   5:25 p.m.
The jumps and weight events will
be run simultaneously with the
Track Events. The Field events will
include High and Broad Jumps, Pole
Vault, Javelin Thow, Shot Put, and
Discus and Hammer Throws.
Athletes are requested to be on
the field sharp at 3 p.m. so that
everything may start sharp at 3:15
p.m.
LOST—A short brown fur fabric
jacket. Will finder please turn in to
lost and found desk in Students'
Council office.*
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School  	
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Afternoons on which you could play
friendly games at 4:00   or
4:30 p.m *	
Can   you  provide  transportation  for
away games,
(a) For yourself  	
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car in Derry's position but later replaced him by his brother Al.
From the opening whistle Occassionals pressed Varsity. During most
of the first half Varsity were penned
in their own defense quarters. Later
during the second half the Blue and
Gold squad showed more fight m<i
managed to force the play Into opposing territory.
The gamevwas marred by the manv
penalty kicks imposed by Referee
Crawford. Occasionals attempted <o
score on six of their penalty khks
but onJy succeeded once. Varsity attempted twice to gain points by the
penalty route but failed.
Bud Murray was chiefly responsible for the students' downfall, scoring all of the Orads points. He
started his point gathering spree
when he converted a penalty kick.
Later he received the ball from a
line out and ran through the Varsity backfield to place the ball behind the Varsity Une for the only
try of the game. He converted for
the final two points.
Varsity second division English
football players took a 14*-0 trimming
from Ex-Britannia squad on Saturday. The team, lacking experience
and condition, were outplayed in
every department by the former high
school stars. The chances of the sec-,
ond division fifteen repeating last
years' success do not appear as good
as they did before Saturday's game.
However, the oft mentioned Varsity
spirit may come to the for. and produce a league leading team yet.
The first team line up was as follows: Brand, Crothall, Dalton, Leg-
att, Pugh, Al Mercer, Ken Mercer,
Derry Tye, Clement, Pyle, Madley,
Mitchell, Fyte, Pearson, and Ark-
wright.
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MR. PICOBAC
CONFERS WITH A
BANK "DIRECTOR"
In the course of his investigation into
pipe-smoking conditions in Montreal,
Mr. Picobac penetrated the sacred
precincts of St. James Street, sometimes referred to as "the financial
heart of Canada." Lost within the
pillared temple of a great Canadian
bank, Mr. Picobac was gazing about
htm in admiration.
"Can I direct you, sir," said the
voice of a uniformed attendant at his
elbow.
Mr. Picobac thus accosted, seized the
opportunity of verifying his suspicion
that the magnates of Montreal know
more about the financial situation
than they give out for publication.
"Tell me, Mr. Director," said he,
"Where do we go from here?"
"We are going to slip down into tbe
porters' room in the basement and
have a mild... cool... sweet smoke",
replied the "director."  "Pleased to
meet you, Mr. Picobac."
•        •        •
Mr. Picobac's genial countenance has
become so familiar io the newspapers
that he is now recognized on sight.
He finds Picobac tobacco—the pick
of Canada's burley crop grown in
sunny southern Ontario—a "best
seller" wherever he goes. Have YOV
tried it?
—and don't forget, you get more
tobacco for your money.
Good for making cigarettes, too.
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