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PUBLISHED TWICE WEEKLY BY THE PUBLICATIONS BOARD OF THE UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA
VOL. XXIII.
VANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1940
No. 9
SENIOR CLASS  TRADITION
Hold Wesbrook Ceremony
Before Library Seat, NX^ed-
The Wesbrook Memorial Seat outside the library will be
the scene of a moving ceremony at noon, Wednesday, October
23rd.
This ceremony has been a tradition for the last 15 years,
held in honour of Dr. Wesbrook, pioneer president of this university,' who died at work after a life shortened by strenuous
effort to make UBC the institution it is today.
Through   his   untiring   devotion
to   the   university   from   1012-1018,
he   has   left   his   Inspiration   and
loyal spirit with the students for
all time.
EVERY SENIOR OUT
Because there Is only one opportunity in a college senior's life to attend the rite, Derek McDermott,
Senior Class Presient, -expects every
senior to attend. If the weather does
not permit an outdoor ceremony, lt
will be Inside the library. All those
with cars available are asked to get
in   touch   with   McDermott.
The Honorary President of the
Senior Class, Dr. A. W. Crumb, will
address tho gathering, then lay a
wreath on Wesbrook's tomb at
Mountain  View   Cemetary.
Tho Senior Class of '25, with Honorary President Dr. F. G. C. Wood,
was responsible for founding the
Wesbrook Ceremony, a fine tribute
to the man who was the most Instrumental In attending this university.
Goes To Princeton
Gold Medallist
Escapes Nazis,
Gets High Post
ii i ■ —
Appointment of A. E. Carter,
brilliant U.B.C. graduate, to
the staff of Princeton University is arousing great interest
among his friends on this campus.
News of his appointment is accompanied with details of his dramatic
career since leaving this campus In
1938.
In the graduation ceremonies in May,
1938, Carter took highest honors by
taking the Governor-General's Gold
Medal. He ls reported to be one of
the most brilliant students ever to
graduate from the Department of
modern languages ln this university.
STUDIED AT PARIS
Soon after his graduation, he set
out for Paris where he hoped to study
for his doctor's degree. He confidently began his studies there, little realizing that Nazi invasion would prevent their completion.
When war broke out, he decided to
continue his studies in Paris. From
tho nation's capital, he had an excellent vantage point from which to
watch the events of the first few
months of war.
Nazi troops began to pour across the
Lowlands, but Carter continued at his
work. Even when frightened Parisians
heard the Nazi guns pounding on the
outskirts of the city, he was still there.
Finally   Paris   fell,   and    Carter
lost all his belongings In a hurried
rush  from  the  capital.    Most  important of these belongings was a
bundle   containing   the   notes   for
SHO - you - HWA
MAKES DEBUT
THIS WEEK
Sho-You-Wha, the Totem
thunderbird mascot, will make
his 1940-41 debut on the campus next week in a novel manner.
The whole thing is a deadly secret
jealousy guarded by Betty Quick,
Totem Editor, but it is destined to
place the diminutive figure of the
Indian rascal before every U.B.C.
student.
It will be the start of the Totem's
Dollar Down campaign which sweeps
the campus of dollars each year.
No student will be able to receive n
Totem at the end of the session if
she or he hasn't reserved one by
placing one dollar before Business
Manager, Tom Meredith and saying
"please".
Stacks of glossy prints are already
filling the Totem office, presenting an
accurate a%d amusing picture of Varsity life since the start of the fall
term. Photo-editor Bill Grand will
include them in the luxurious photo-
make-up   of   th-e   new   yearbook.
Forum To Debate
Wednesday
On War Debts
Should the United States
cancel Great Britain's debt of
the last war?
Such is the question which will be
answered ln the Parliamentary Forum at noon Wednesday in Aggie 100.
Formally, lt has been resolved: "That,
ln the face of the present flght of
tho democracies, the United States
should  cancel  the British  war  debt."'
Leading speaker defending the resolution will be Robert Clark, fourth
year Commerce student. Ken Wardroper, second year Economics student,   will   lead  the   attack.
Although this matter of war debts
has been considered by many as having been permanently shelved. It Is
•expected that some very interesting
points may be brought forward by
both speakers, showing how vital the
question   is.
his  doctor's  degree.
On his return to Canada, he received
an offer to join the staff of Princeton
University. He is now an assistant in
the Department of Modern Languages
in that college. This included a remission  of fees for graduate study.
James Fell Escapes Bombing
NO MORE ETON TOPPERS
AS A RESULT OF THE WAR
Eton top hats have disappeared from the famous English
public school. That's the news brought to the campus by James
Michael Gardner Fell, a scholarship student from Eton.
Illegal  Rush
B
Stiff
I w™fUM* [illegal  rcusmng Drings
""""'^"Penalties  For Phi  Delta Theta
Criticism Is something that Is
easy to level on a campus newspaper or any kind of a newspaper.
Tho Ubyssey has come in for more
than Its share of It. Every student on the campus has hla or her
own Idea of what an editorial or
news story should consist of. Most
students personally believe that
they could write a masterpiece tn
this line.
In order to appease the multitude of students who have verbally or mentally decided on this
point the Ubyssey has Instituted a
column ot student opinion where
undergraduates and graduates may
rlil themselves of fustrated desires
and air their views In public.
Tho first Open Forum appears on
tho editorial page of this Issue.
Students are Invited to contribute
personal editorials weekly on any
aspect of campus life they wish.
Only requirement Is that all
Items must be short.
Five Former Members
Of COTC Leave B.C.
For Eastern Posts
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The hard-working men from the
West have been so successful In
the East that five more are on
their way, two of which have already left and the other three
will be on their way shortly.
The two boys who have bid farewell to B. C, are Lyle Hunter and
Van Perry. Lyle Hunter has been
transferred from the Princess Pats
to the General Staff, with Van
Perry going to the Seaforths.
Tho Toronto Scottish' are to get
Gordon Kersey, Bob Semple and
Lester Pronger. These three will
be on their way In the near fu-'
ture.
No Secrets From These Girls
DIRECTORY OPERATIVES
KNOW YOUR PRIVA TELIFE
By EDNA WINRAM
Do you sometimes see one of your friends looking at you
with a knowing air?    It's a bad sign, particularly if he or she
is one of the fifteen students who worked on the U.B.C. Student Directory during the past few weeks.
These    people   know    an   embaras-fambitions to be an author   (did Pro-
The reason for this drastic change<§>
in tradition, he told the Ubyssey, Is
the war. The toppers encumbered
students during air raid warnings, so
now they are only worn on Sundays.
All over England, he said, old customs and traditions are being forgotten in the same way.
RATHFP.  AMUSING
He thought  the frosh  Initiations
"rather    an    amusing    Idea"    but
though   he   laughed   at   the   green
bow and placard, he seems to like
the Informality of U.B.C.
He found, when he came to Canada
this year, quite a contrast in dress to
that   of   the   English  school.    Whereas
here   students   wear   brilliant   sportswear,   in England.  Fell   is  used to  the
sombre  black of Eton clothes.
But although the toppers have
gone, . the stiff "Eton collars" and
black ties are still worn until a student attains the height of five feet,
four Inches, when he graduates to an
ordinary   soft   collar   and   white   tie.
SAME UNDERNEATH
In  spite of differences in  dress,
Fell finds that students are almost
the same underneat.i, all over the
world.      He    thinks   the    military
training Is "absolutely wonderful."
When the war, which forced him to
leave   England,   Is   over,   he   hopes   to
go back  and continue his studies.    At
present    he     Is    trying    for     another
scholarship,    and   liking   U.B.C.    Fell,
incidentally,   was born   in  Vancouver,
so Canada  isn't all  new  to  him.
singly large amount of your personal
history, for Directory information
was culled from the Totem cards In
the registration booklets. Do you remember those booklets which you
filled out so laboriously at the beginning   of  the   term?
INTIMATE DETAILS
i
As you tolled through the long
series of cards, filling in a few of the
more intimate details of your life,
It never occurred to you that one of
these cards would be seen by some
of your fellow students. The Directory workers won't tell, of course,
for  the   information  was confidential,
but  still.  THEY  KNOW!
They know, for Instance, that
your middle initial "A" stands for
Algernon, a secret you had hoped
would die with you, unless some
unkind person put It on your
tombstone. They know, too, that
your chums call you "Poochlc",
You put this In the section marked
"Name Abbreviation, If Any", not
realising that the space was meant
for students with full titles like
Clarence Howard Fitzwllllam
Jones, who prefer to be listed
simply as William Jones.
feasor Wood realize it when he marked that last English theme?) for you
said you were interested in literary
work.
CHARACTER  COLOURED
What ls most important, from the
colour of your Totem card they learned your character. Pure little freshmen and freshettes have spotless
white cards. But second year stagnation in labs and lectures has caused
the students to become slightly gre-en,
and in third year they are really
yellow  with   age.
Second year sclencemen, as
might be expected, are a dazzling
red. In third year they fade to
a pale pink, but the following
years they brighten again. Aggies
are a lovely cornflower blue all
during their college careers.
Of course, if you were one of the
clever people who tried to hide their
past by writing in heiroglyphics, or
by the even cruder device of omitting
names from their cards, no one will
know your personal history. But the
joke will be on you, for your name,
address, and phon-e number won't be
in   the   Student   Directory     when     lt
They   know   that   you   have   secret    appears  on  the  camus next Monday.
Coming-Of-Age
Military Theme
Marks Annual
Aggie Banquet
"The 21st annual reunion of
the Farmer's Regiment under
'Commanding Officer' Dean F.
M. Clement." *V
That's what the versatile Aggies
called their coming-of-age banquet
Thursday evening. For a few short
hours they left their milk pails in
the barns and invaded the Commodore en masse, to celebrate a
birthday which was carried out on a
militaristic theme.
BRIGADIER-GENERAL
'Brigadier General' L.. S. Klinck extended the official greeting of the
University to the Aggie undergrads
and 'Regimental Sergeant Major'
Harry Lumsden brought the best
wishes  of  Council.
Guest speaker of the evening was
'Visiting Officer' J. B. Munro, provincial minister of Agriculture, who
spoke on the legal side of agriculture.
He pointed out that there are 32 acts
governing the conduct of farmers.
According to Aggie prexy Jock
Byers, "you can't even take your
cow across the street without breaking   the   law."
Dean Clement, ln his "revie^v of the
troops", stressed the duty of students
to participate In military training.
He stated that there were, enough
men at this university to form three
battalllons and that 35r,'e. of these
were   under    21    years    of     age     and
Co-eds Organize
War Work; Elect
Executive
Large attendance at the
W.U.S. war work organization
meeting Friday noon was full
proof that U.B.C. girls don't in
tend to let the other co-eds in
Canada beat them to it in providing relief for soldiers and
refugees.
For the present the two rooms in
Brock Hall that are to be devoted to
war work will be open only from
1:30 to 3:30 In the afternoons, Monday to Friday Inclusive. "However,
in a short time when we get everything organized, we may be able to
have the rooms open all day," Dr.
Joyce Hallamore told the grrls.
Dr. Hallamore is a member of the
committee In charge, which includes
Miss Gertrude Moore, Dorothy Hird,
and Nancy Carr.
Acting under the supervision of the
committee Is an elected co-ed execu
tive,   consisting   of   Jan   Clugston   as
chairman, Allx McPhail as vice-chairman, and Brenda Phillips as secretary.
Those volunteering for the work of
supervision for one hour a week each
are:      Pamela     Selvewrlght,      Jocelyn
] Chenoweth,   Betty   Muir,   Jean   Clug-
I ston, Evelyn Cools, Beth Dunlop, Ellz-
| abeth   Hebb,   Connie   Sullivan,   Eileen
Carter  and   Brenda  Phillips.
/. F. C. President Forbids Phi Delts To Bid
Asselstine or Friker} Resolves To Stamp
Out Illegal Rushing On University Campus
Heavy penalties imposed on the Phi Delta Theta fraternity
by the Inter-Fraternity Council, for infraction of rushing rules
!was definitely upheld Monday after the Council had met with
the fraternity's representatives.
The penalties were imposed last week by Walter Moody,
president of the Council, after he had received proof of illegal
rushing methods conducted during the cruise to Victoria by the
Phi Delts.
The illegal rushing as reported to Moody by representatives
of three other fraternities consisted of "unlawful and avoidable
contact" with two rushees, Jim Asselstine _»nd Walter Friker,
during the cruise to Victoria—a day not allotted the fraternity
for rushing purposes.
STERN MEASURES IMPOSED
mittedly    stiff    because    in    previous
years minor fines have had absolutely   no effect   to  stop  Illegal   rushing."
Admitting   that   he   was   In   a
ticklish position owing to the fact
that   his  own   fraternity,   the   Psl
Upsllon was rushing the two men
In  question,  Moody  asserted  that
his action was entirely Impartial,
"I was put in my position to follow
the  constitution,"  he  stated.     "That's
the  way   I  saw  it.   I  want   to  stamp
out illegal rushing."
Imposing stern measures against
tho fraternity, Moody, upheld by
an 8 to 1 vote In the Inter-Fraternity Council and by a board of
Inquiry which looked Into the
situation, prohibited the Phi Delts
from bidding for the two rushees
In  question.
Only fraternity to vote against the
measure were the Phi Delts themselves.
Defending his position, Moody has
declared   that   the   penalty   was   "ad-
WALLACE DEFENDS POSITION
He pointed out that many fraternities had made sacrifices in order to
refrain  from   illegal  rushing.
Defending the position of his
fraternity, Bill Wallace, president
of the Phi Delts, pointed out that
tho penalty Inflicted was as harsh
against the two rushees aa It was
against the fraternity. The Council over-ruled hla point, maintaining that It waa the Phi Delta, not
tho Inter-fraternlty council which
had tolled to safeguard the position of the two men.
Wallace also argued that the clause
concerning  penalties  -was   inoperative
owing to the ambiguity of the -words.
The  power  to  Inflict  any  penalty he likes should not be given
to one-man, Wallace asserted.
Following    the    council's    decision.
Phi   Delta   Thetas   decided   tn   abide
by the ruling and will not bid Asselstine  or Friker.
Military Authorities Stymied
Ubyssey   Reporter   Has   No   Scars
*     *     *    *
Unobtrusive Pimple Saves The Day
By WALLACE GILLESPIE
Medical examiners for the C.O.T.C. met a knotty problem
last week, but displayed great ingenuity in coping with it.
You see, the army demands that all its members be scarred.
And when the army demands something, it intends to be obeyed.
An order's an order.
Last   week   I   stood    shivering    ln<§>born   out   of   his   proper   time.       He
would have made an excellent judge
for  the   Inquisition.
A  NOPE-MAN
"Haven't you any scars?" he asked.
"Nope."
"Ever  been  operated  upon?"
"Nope,"
"Vaccination?"
"Nope,"
GYRATIONS
Though I turned around, bent over,
raised   my   arms   and   did   everything
(Please turn to page 3)
front  of  the scrutinizing  eyes of th-e
Army   Medical   Officer.
IDENTIFICATION
"What   your   identification,"   he
demanded.
"I haven't any."
"You must have!    The army says
so."
Somehow I felt a grave respect for
the demands of Canada's fighting
forces, but I couldn't for the life of
me   see  what  I   could  do about  It.
That   medical   officer   was   certainly
Joan Edwards Has The Bluest Eyes
McGILL CO-ED FINDS U.B.C.
ATTITUDE A SOBER ONE
The serious attitude which most U.B.C. students have toward their work is what chiefly impresses Joan Edward, exchange student from McGiil.
Joan is simply amazed at the idea of students sitting in on
extra lectures. 'Such a phenomenon does occur occasionally at
McGiil," she stated, "but it's not by any means as common event
as it is here."
dents themselves are much more formal   in  their dress."
McGILL   HATES   KNEE-SOCKS
would   not   bo   receiving   training   if
they   were   attending   university.
"The fact that many U.B.C. stu
dents have to work their way
through university probably has a
great deal to do with making them
moro serious about their studies,"
Joan suggested. "At McGiil, most
of the students are so secure financially that a small matter like
paying a few dollars to write a
supp. doesn't bother them ln the
least."
Joan is also much Impressed by
U.B.C.'s friendly, informal atmosphere.
"Informality certainly seems to be
the key-note here." she declared. "I
noticed it flrst ln the modern, well-
lighted buildings. At McGiil. tradition reigns supreme—our buildings
are much older, the desks are covered  with carv-d   initials,   and   the stu-
<$>
In striking contrast to the windblown    co-eds   of   U.B.C,   McGiil
girls   appear   on   the   campus   arrayed   In  hats,  gloves,  and  even,
sometimes short fur jackets. Knee-
socks  are  frowned  on  even  more
than   here,   but   saddle   shoes   are
coming into vogue this  year,
Joan     heartily     approves     of     our
freshman   initiation   week.       At   McGiil,   only   the   students   who   live   on
the   campus   have   to   wear   placards,
and   green  ribbons  were  never  heard
of   there   until   this  year.
Altogether, Joan thinks U.B.C. is
great.
"Of course. I think a lot of McGiil,"
Joan said in conclusion, "but I like
U.B.C.  a  whole  lot too." Page Two	
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THE      UBYSSEY
Tuesday, October 22, 1940
Illegal Rushing
The old question of illegal rushing has
come up once more, this time more seriously
than ever before. One fraternity has been
charged of rushing two men during the Thanksgiving excursion to Victoria. A trial was held
at an Inter-Fraternity Council meeting last
Friday, arid the fraternity was found guilty.
Walt Moody, president of the Inter-Fraternity
Council, imposed the penalty that the fraternity should not be allowed to bid either man this
year.
This penalty is a severe one, but Walt
Moody has stated his intention to do away with
illegal rushing, if possible, and he believes tHat
this cannot be done under the old penalties of
small fines. He is right insofar as a fraternity
is often willing to pay a fine in order to get
a man.
Members of the Phi Delta Theta fraternity
claim that the president of the Inter-Fraternity
Council did not interpret the constitution correctly, that because of the ambiguity of certain
words, the clause about penalties was inoperative. They also said that one man 'in the
I.F.C. should not have the complete power of
imposing any penalty he liked on any fraternity
that is found guilty of illegal rushing, charging that such power is autocratic and not at all
democratic.
I.F.C. members sustained the president's
decision, saying that they had elected him in
a completely democratic fashion to use his discretion in such cases as the present one, in the
matter of imposing a penalty.
The Phi Delta Thetas also claimed that
the president's penalty inflicted as much hardship on the rushees as on the fraternity itself.
They said that the rushees should be allowed
to join any fraternity they please and not be
forced away from one fraternity by a penalty
for which they were not to blame.
Most of the representatives of the other
fraternities took the stand that the Phi Delta
Theta fraternity was the one that interferred
with the rights and privileges of the rushees
when it rushed them illegally.
The accused fraternity ls right when it
says that the clause giving full power to impose any penalty to the president is autocratic
and might become dangerous in the hands of
a prejudiced or unscrupulous man. In this
case, we believe that the penalty was handed
out quite fairly and without any personal motives whatsoever, that the president's connection with one fraternity did not influence his
decision. But the possibility is always there
that an unfair president may be elected. The
clause should be re-worded to limit in one
way or another the penalty to be imposed, or
to have the penalty presented to the Inter-
Fraternity Council for approval before it is actually  imposed.
In this particular case, the Inter-Fraternity
Council should be by all means upheld. It has
a definite constitution, and if it is not going
to follow that constitution, it had better draw
up a new one, or collapse entirely. Rules are
made to be enforced, and the enforcements
should be strong enough to prevent a recurrence of any breaking of them. The Council
should be commended for standing firmly with
the constitution in face of the threats of one
fraternity to break away, if necessary.
Fraternities are not greatly encouraged on
this campus by the University authorities. For
that reason, the Inter-Fraternity Council must
retain control over all fraternity affairs to prevent any wild actions that would prejudice the
fraternities' position on this campus. If the
Council enforces its constitution, it cannot be
censored in any way for Causing trouble on the
campus.
The  Mummery
By Jabez
Every once in a while a reader sends in a
letter to the Ubyssey which we can publish.
On these occasions, the pub staff whips an
Underwood smartly around the Infield, while
the Editor-in-chief tears up a couple of copies
of the Vancouver Daily Province with a faraway look in his eyes. Here ls one that was
received some time ago:
The Editor, The Ubyaaey.
Dear Sir,
I am one of the girls who are taking
Dr. Morsh's course, Psychology 0, and the
other day we were given our first project.
In order to complete thia project, I have
got to have a baby. Could you help me in
any way, do you think?
—Curious.
Dear Curious,
Unfortunately, the Editor suffered a sudden seizure immediately after reading your
letter, and was unable to frame what he considered to be an adequate reply. I, therefore,
shall attempt to resolve your difficulty, having
drawn the short straw. First, I would like to
say that I am not in the least surprised by your
assignment. The psychology department is
not to be trusted in this or any other University. But what does seem rather remarkable
is the fact that this is your first project. That
is, the first project in your course.
Has Dr. Morsh, by any chance, given you
an outline of any of the subsequent assignments? I should say that this is of vital importance to you, Curious, unless you just don't
care what they say back in Cloverdale. Think
it over very carefully. Follow your better
judgment, even though it means dropping the
course. Education isn't everything, you know.
Ha. Ha. Plenty of people get along splendidly
without having ever acquired a formal education, and many of them have degrees.
LOOK-OUT FOR SCIENCE
The only further suggestion that I can
make, in a popular work of this kind, is that
you refrain from discussing your problem with
sciencemen. The will undoubtedly take a personal interest in the affair, but psychology is
still listed as a subject in Arts, and there is no
reason why we should patronize another
faculty. In conclusion, I might point out, too
late, perhaps, that it was extremely rash to
take a course in psychology in the first place.
I took one once, and barely escaped with my
life. They wanted me to knock down bananas
with a stick.
It has been revealed that, during the
registration period, a horde of little men, hirelings of the Department, run about, spreading the vile rumour that "Psychology is easy.
Take some for your health!" As your predicament demonstrates, it is too easy.
If you go through with this project,
Curious, they -will have enough on you to
make you take Psych. 2, 3, 4, S, 6, 7, 8, and
Directed Reading Courses, which will keep
you haggard for the rest of your natural
life. And all the while, the Department
will be leering and cackling behind its
color-blind tests.
It is coming to be realized that the psychologist must be carefully treated, both before
and after death. He is competely unscrupulous once he has his nose to the scent of an
abnormality.
MOONGLOW
An excellent example of his twisted
genius is furnished by the famous Dr. Elf
Moonglow, head and body of the Department
of Psychology at the University of Bagdad. It
was he who wrote the Varsity yell, known all
over Arabia:
"Rah! Rah! Bagdad, kick 'em in the shin!
Give 'em h - - 1, but you Bedouin!"
Moonglow left the Department soon after
this, at the request of the Board of Governors.
He established himself in Tuttut County,
Arkansas, where he has built his magnificent
sanitarium, Moonglow's Merry Madhouse. You
have probably seen his advertisements, which
appear regularly on the back of those modern
magazines that you hide under the cushion —
such lures as "Trade in your old inhibitions on
(Continued next column)
Broken Glass _
The parking lot is gradually but" steaclily
being covered with broken glass. Coke bottles
and Stubby bottles, with numerous other varieties, are being broken on the stones and hard
ground of the lot so that the glass is becoming
a nuisance to the drivers of the automobiles
that frequent the place.
Mr. Underhiil has asked that empty bottles
be returned to the Cafeteria instead of being
broken outside. It will help him a lot to get all
his empties back, and it will certainly do no
harm to the owners of cars. Any day, a driver
may run over to his car in the pelting rain and
discover a flat tire. That might "learn him"
at nny rate not to sit in the car and toss coke
bottles out the window. Keep the parking lot
clean.
.♦..<
EATING
Fruit Salad
with
Pat Keatley
TODAY'S DISH:
FOR MEN ONLY
Several surprising quotes from the
magazine Esquire are reproduced below.   I  mention this as bait.
First let me present a sordid piece
of scum that has floated to our shores
on the Japan current straight from
the Land of the Rising Sun.
If you don't like double features,
you won't relish this latest example
of two-facedness. Quoting from the
Japan  Chronicle  of  Tokyo:
"It was the unconscious humor
that Herr Helfferlch, distinguished
visitor from tho Oerman Reich, reminded a recent gathering ln
Osaka that 'signing pacts la not
enough to ensure true friendship
between any two nations.' He Is
right, of course."
Following on the heels of the Berlin-Tokyo-Rome pact, this ls a gem.
I should only add that the word
"heels"  is correct in this context.
In a democracy this kind of
bungling Is usually glossed over under the heading of "freedom of
speech". But Japan is not a democracy. The item appeared in a government-controlled newspaper. It reports a meeting held in Osaka several months before the signing of the
recent pact. In a democracy this kind
of bungling is conventionally glossed
over by vague refereces to Magna
Carta, British Consols, sceptral isle,
and freedom of speech, after which
the offending party is kicked upstairs. But Japan is not a democracy.
The quote can best be explained in
metaphor.
When three wolves decide to
hunt In a pack (or pact) they are
not handicapped by any Ideals or
Illusions.    Very  few  wolves know
what an Ideal  is.
a     *     •     *
SEX, WHERE IS THY STING?
j What do you read Esquire for?
O.K., so you don't read it at all. Fine
thing. Well, there Is the odd printed
page sandwiched in between the cartoons, you know. Have to fill It up
with   something.
In the November issue now on sale
(plug) the most amazing item of all
is ndt  an  article or a  cartoon at all.
It Is a dull-looking editorial in small
hard-to-read type (like this), and,
(Ilka this) it is of more lasting worth
than anything in the rest of the issue).
It ls so significant of American trend
of thought, that every Canadian ought
to read it. 'O.K. so he's getting
stuffy. Look at him climb onto his
soap box).
ANCIENT  MARINER
Stick around. I don't want to pull
an Ancient Mariner on you, but
I'll buttonhole you if I have to. Here's
what it says:
"Hitler  has the  mastery  of  Europe
a brand neurosis!", or, "Come to
Moonglow for a complete nervous
breakdown!", or, "Try Moonglow—he
cracks nuts!"
Recently the state haa been sending suspected mental cases to his
Institution    for    a   month's    stay.
The reason for this Is to be found
tn   the   fact   thnt   the   Dr.   hires
nothing  but   gorgeous   blondes  aa
nurses.    Then li any patient tries
to   escape   from   the   place,   they
know that he Is definitely crazy.
Well,  Curious,  I  trust  I  have been
of some assistance to you.    Talk over
the matter with Dr.  Morsh and Professor   Irving;   and   perhaps   you   did
not take down your notes quite accurately.    And ask them what they think
of   Dr.   Elf   Moonglow.    They   should
havo some Interesting things to say on
tho  subject,   once  they   have   regained
control   of   themselves.
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now. What is forgotten ln the general anxiety over the Battle of Britain
ia that a man can be Europe's master
and still be the world's prisoner.
"That's why there's as much truth
as there ls monotony In the tlme-
tattered bromide that "England always loses every battle but the last
one." Throughout this past summer
most Americans have hoped that
England might win, without being
able   to  see   how.
"England doesn't have to get
Into Europe again to win this war.
Rut Hitler has to get out. And
battering Britain from now till
Doomsday Is not euought to turn
tho trick.
"Duff Cooper realized that when he
went on the air during the depth of
tho darkest day in the Bnttle of
Flanders and reminded Englishmen
everywhere that Hitler had to win
that batile, whereas England could
lose that one and many more and
■•till win the war. Of course Duff
Cooper was speaking propaganda but
it was good propaganda. It was the
best.    The   truth."
It's something to think over when
you have looked over the other
pages of the magazine. Turn to the
editorial and realize that we've got
130 million loyal friends at a time
When we  need them  most.
Open   Forum
Student Opinion
Dear Sir:
Has it ever occurred to the students
of this campus that U.B.C, while
providing courses ln almost e very
imaginable subject, has entirely neglected to prepare them for one of the
most Important phases of life— marriage. Practically all the large American universities have recognized
this need and now provide courses
in marriage preparation and sex. Undoubtedly U.B.C. will eventually add
these courses to the curriculum so
why not do it now? There is no
need for us to always be about ten
years  behind tho times!
The urgent need for such courses
Is almost self-evident. Most psychologists agree that one of the
main' causes of divorce Is the almost unbelievable Ignorance of
' the general public about sex.
Surely the university Is the logical
placo to start to educate the public.
Any move to establish courses in
sex education must first come from
the student body. What about it,
students? (Signed)   A   9anlor.
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DOMINION
ft Tuesday, October 22, 1940
THE      UBYSSEY
Page Three
Weekend Of Festivities To Welcome Alumni
Homecoming
Program Now
Complete
Homecoming week-end will
start with a bang on Friday at
12:30 with a colossal pep meet
featuring the new girl cheer
leaders and introducing the
football team. The Varsity
Band will make its initial appearance of the season led by
Sid Poulton.
The Alumni Banquet will be held
at 6:45 in Brock Hall the same evening, and the Homecoming Dance from
9 to 1, also ln Brock Hall. Trevor
Paige will supply the music. Admission is one dollar  a couple.
Saturday's festivities will commence with with the Big Block Club
Luncheon at 12:30 in the Brock Hall.
BIG GAME
At 3:15 the football game will
start, the Varsity Thunderbirds
playing a return game against the
Vancouver Bulldogs. The game,
which ls free on presentation of
U.B.C. passes will be followed by
a tea dance In Brock Hall. Admission Is SOc a couple, and the
dance will be held from 4:30 to
6:30.
Commencing at 8:15 In the Auditorium is the Potlatch. Features of
this much-publicized function will be
tho Player' Club drama, Sciencemens'
Skit, Varsity Orchestra, Publications
Board "March of Slime" and songs
and yells led by the Mamooks. Other
features are to be Wild West Skit by
Alpha Oamma Delta sorority, and
Charlie Nash, Junior member for the
Council, dressed as a Red Indian, and
a   roll   call   of   graduates. <
And all this Is tves to students on
presentation of their U.B.C. passes.
On Saturday evening, between the
tea dance and the potlatch the Caf
and the Brock Dining rooms will be
open. A special turkey dinner is to
bo served in Brock Hall, and Frank
Underhiil promises all the trimmings,
so bring the girl friend, boys, and
give   her   a   special   treat.
Classified
"Student Activities" will be the subject of a panel discussion on Thursday, in Arts 206, sponsored by the
C.S.A.D.C.
In an effort to decide upon how
much outside activities a student ls
justified in entering, student leaders
will present different aspects of the
question.
Various arguments tor and against
extra-curricular pursuits will be dealt
with, so bring along your theories.
Tom McQuibus, Arts '98, Is Back For Homecoming
GRADS OF  OTHER YEARS TREAD FAMILIAR SOIL AGAIN
By DORIS FILMER-BENNETT
Next week-end, Thomas P. McQuibus, of McQuibus, McQuibus,
Jones, and McQuibus, manufacturers
of quills, quilts, and quinine, will
take a much-needed holiday and hop
a plana for the old home town.
WELCOME BACK
Once again McQuibus will paas
through the historic halls of hla Alma
Mater, join the crowds cheering the
U.B.C. Thunderblrdj", and dance with
beautiful co-eds. Things won't be
the same, of eourae—there will be a
lot ot atrange faoea among the many
familiar one*, and, well, the Brock
just didn't exist back in '98 when T.P.
Big Chief McQ., as they called him,
waa an undergraduate.
And besides, McQuibus hlmaelf
Isn't ao young aa he uaad to be.
Those well-developed muscles that
once sent him "hurtling over tho
17-yard line for the prettiest
touchdown of the game" (Ubyssey of '98) have degenerated Into
rolls of fat; his Jet black hair,
formerly known as the Co-eds'
Delight,   Is  becoming  scanty   and
«P
NO SCARS
(Continued from Page 1)
in   my   power   to  satisfy   them,   they
Would   not  end   their   search.      They
still  Insisted  that  if  the  army  said  I
was scarred, then I was scarred.
Throughout the Inquisition, there
was  one  horrid  thought  which  I
could not purge from my mind. I
could   Imagine   tho   smell   ot   my
burning   flesh   as   they   put   their
branding Iron on me.
Maybe   the   doctor   would   choose   a
mora   expedient   method—the   operating knife,   perhaps.
A  MOLE!
Then  the  doctor's eyes  lit  upon
my pimple—my modest pimple.
"A mole!" he said gleefully.
"Yes, yes, a mole."
His eager pen scratched out the
word on my medical card. As so it
is that th_ army's demands were fulfilled. They demanded a scar and, by
gad, they got it.
gray; and hla eyes havo lost the
lustre of youth. But T. P. haa lost
none of his enthusiasm. You Just
watch him I
LOYAL SON
Maybe his dancing will seem a little
out-of-date when he steps out to the
Homecoming Rally Friday night. Per-
BgS
Varsity Orchestra Starts
Season At Homecoming
The Varsity Orchestra makes it debut this season at the
Tea Dance and Pat-Latch on Saturday.    Sid Poulton, popular
saxist and singer of last year, now haa the leadership, and promises to play all the latest tunes.
Sid himself will vocalize on a brand-.*, 	
<£>haps his voice haa become too thin
and squeaky for effective cheering at
the football game Saturday afternoon.
Perhapa also, he won't be able to do
full Justice to the dinner in Brock
Hall because of Waistline Worries.
Nevertheless at heart McQuibus Is
the same old loyal son of U.B.C.
You'll se. McQulbuaaa everywhere
during the Homecoming Celebrations
next week-end.
Like    the    University,    they've
changed ln appearance, but they're
coming back hoping to And the apirit
of the Unlveralty as little changed ai
their own. They won't be dis
appointed.
A..
—♦
Homecoming
Rally Tickets, 75c
Tickets for the Homeoomlng
Rally, Friday night, are 75c if
purchased at the quad box-
office, on presentation of paaa.
For grads, they are 75c If they
attend the preceding Alumni
Banquet. Admission at the door
for grads and undergrads Is
11.00 a couple.
John Shadbolt, Canadian arttet, will
speak to the SJP.C, on Wednesday,
at 12:30. Hla aubject is to be "African
Art."
new arrangement of "Trade Winds"
and "Tomorrow Is A Lovely Day".
The new singer with the orchestra la
Frances White, who will be Introduced singing Stephen Foster's romantic ballad "I Dream Of Jeannle With
The Light Brown Hair".
CO-ED SONG WRITER
Studenta will also have the prlvl-
ledge of hearing a song composed by
a University freshette last year—Enid
Fahrnl's "doe, But It'a Orand To
Dream". Enid ls not back this year,
but Sid ls doing his best to have her
appear at at least one of the two functions.
HOT STUFF
Two  particular  features   of   the
program   will   be   John   Fletcher's
arrangement   of   "By   tho   Waters
of the Mlnnctonka" and John Mc-
Culloch's  trombone  solo In  "Hall,
C.B.C.", which Is, incidentally the
orchestra's   theme   song.
Asked how it felt to be a band leader,   Sid said. "Lots  of fun,  but lots  of
work."
Now for the musicians themselves.
At the piano, John Fletcher; drums,
George Relfel; bass, Leo Foster; trombones, Jim McCulloch and Wally
Reid; trumpets, Alan Johnstone and
Bob Murray, and last but by no means
least the saxaphones, Sid Poulton,
Len Korsch, Dennis Leong and Phil
Nimmons.
Mrs. Kaye Lamb, honorary president of La Canadienne, will give an
Illustrated lecture on French Art at
the regular meeting of the club, to
be held on Tuesday, October 22, at
8 p.m. at 1310 W.   13th Ave.
Captain Hugon, who was to be the
guest speaker, suddenly received orders to leave for Franco Immediately.
NOTICE
The Cercle Francals will hold a
meeting pt Professor Hilton's home,
2291 W. 34th Ave., on Tuesday, October 22, at 8 o'clock.
Dr. Gordon Davies will speak on
"Geography of French Canada", and
he will use films and slides to illustrate his talk.
NOTICE
English    Rugby    Club   meeting   this
Wednesday in the stadium.
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pet a lied flowers ... at the Arts and Crafts Shop, 807 Howe Street
. . . Mrs. Frayne is noted for her Intriguing models of hand-made
belts, too . . . soft suede ones ln all colours are particularly flattering
on the lovely hand-made exclusive sweaters, which may be made to
order . . . did you hear about the little blonde freshette in the blue
sweater, who went walking in the gardens behind the Applied Science
Building, mmm . . . the sweaters are made of fine Scotch heather
yarns, all very reasonably priced, too . . . Mrs. Frayne also has the
most attention-getting, scarves . . . they come ln all shades and will
complement costumes for any occasion . . . you may be quite sure
that you won't meet any "twin" ln one of theae scarves because
they're all hand-woven exclusive styles . . .
* * * •
Clou's, corner of Robaon and Howe, specialize ln natural looking
permanents and hair-do's for the college girl . . . no longer must you
suffer the torments of a frizzy permanent until lt grows out a Uttle
. . . and then there's the one about the third year scienceman who
went to sleep in his lecture and woke up at a crucial moment . . .
Mrs. Clou specializes in collegiate styles, and knows exactly what is
moat suitable and flattering for each co-ed . . . Clou's MacDonald
system of steam permanents has won prizes all over the world, ond
now you can receive the benefits of these years of experience in
perfecting coiffures . . .
* * m *
You  really   must  see  the  tricky  styles   in  shoes  being  shown  at
Stacy's   the new furniture heels on spectator pumps are attracting
a lot of attention, especially . . . dressy shoes for the Homecoming
week-end come In styles to complement every costume and the prices
are only $3.95 and $4.95 at Stacy's . . . what charming red-headed
Mus Soccer was seen drinking tea in the caf with three different
Joo Colleges in one afternoon . . . sport shoes with crepe soles and
snappy front designs are featured this week at Stacy's . . . and the
men are not forgotten here, either . . . golf shoes to suit the most
meticulous golfer will be sure to please you . . .
* * * *
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere ttiat Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
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feel silly walking her into the theatre with one arm empty? . . .
do you want to take her out in style? , . , then the answer is a fine
box of Purdy's delectable chocolates .' . . the blue bloods of the
candy world . . . we should like to apologize for any embarrassment
wo may have caused a certain fraternity and sorority, after one item
mentioned last week and sincerely hope that we have not caused
them any trouble for the misleading aforementioned item, in which
there was no grain of truth . . . Purdy's, 875 Granville, have chocolates  to especially please  the  boys  overseas  . .  .
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What   has   a   girl  ot   18   got   that   a
girl  of  8 hasn't  got.
What?
A   registration   card.
Customer (to druggist): "Have you
any  good liver  tonic?"
Druggist: "Why yes, we have nothing but the very best. Why only last
week    we   had   a   man    come   in   for
some.
Customer
him?"
Druggist:
Customer
good?"
Druggist: "Well, to tell the truth
the tonic was so good, we had to beat
his  liver   for   three   horns to  kill   it."
"What      happened      to
"Oh   he   died."
"How  does  that make lt
ODD NOTE
QUESTION:
Why  is  a   fire   engine   red?     *
ANSWER:
A Are  engine  is a   truck,
To   truck   is   to   dance,
You   dance   with   your   feat,
A  foot  is   a  ruler,
King   George   is   a   ruler,
His   wife   is   Queen  Elizabeth,
Queen Elizabeth ls a ship,
Ships  sail   ln   the   ocean,
The   ocean   has   flsh,
Fishes   have   fins,
The Finns are fighting the Russians,
The   Russians   are   red.
And Fire Engines ate always rushin.
So   they're   red.
RENT THE
Alma Academy
For  Your  Cluh  Dances
Public   Dances
Wednesday  and  Saturday
Arthur Benjamin
May Give Lecture
Series Here
Possibility that Arthur Benjamin, world-famous pianist and composer, will give a series of concerts In the U.B.C. auditorium
before Christmaa under the Students' Paas system of attractions
was revealed by L. S. E. President,
Bob Bonner, today.
Probably known to moat young
people for his famous "Jamaican
Rhumba" In the modern mood, Mr.
Benjamin la also a colorful stage
personality, and his lectures and
performance on the piano will be
of Interest to every student on tho
campus.
The Students' council has had
difficulty so far in booking celebrities tor entertainment, because
of their unofficial policy of "Buy
Rrltish", and hiring only British
or Canadian artists If possible, Instead of sending money Into the
U.S.A.
A spinster is a woman who knows
all the answers but has n-aver been
asked   the   questions.
Our collegiate correspondent
says that engineers are often baffled by the fact that some of the
girls with streamlined figures offer
the most resistance.
SWEET  YOUNO  THING'S
WEEKLY MESSAGE
"I don't know the flrat thing about
golf," said the sweet young thing.
"In fact, I don't even know how to
hold  a  caddy."
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I ll/\ I    <  II  \ I  I  I   *w«,l
« <> rvi i*/\ ii i *■» o w
When   men   converse   about   women
it is,   of course, figuratively speaking.
She wasn't exactly crosseyed; one
eye just didn't give a damn about
the  other.
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THE      UBYSSEY
Tuesday, October 22, 1940
Senior B Score
Varsity 31
Lynwood 25
Homecoming
Bulldogs vs.
Thunderbirds
c.c. Beys
IN   ■ IMAI ■
Finlay's Pass To Carmlchael Scores'' Freshman Gorman Sparks Squad In First
Thunderbird Victory
THREE-VEE LEAGUE STANDING
W        L    Pts. For Pts. Agst.
Victoria      2 2 29 13
Varsity        1 1 18 23
Vancouver       0 2 1 12
Coming back strong from last week's loss to Victoria, Varsity's Thunderbirds rolled up their first win of the season when
they scored a 6—0 win over Vancouver Bulldogs last Saturday
night at Athletic Park.
Out-kicked, out-passed, and usually out-run, Varsity fell
back on the old college fight to take advantage of Vancouver's
mistakes.
The only score of the game came in the second quarter
on a sleeper forward pass from Finlay to Carmlchael, who
ran the ball from 20 yards out for a touchdown.    Harmer
converted for the extra point.
The weather wasn't exactly ideal for football and the game
didn't show much excitement until the last five minutes. All
the drama of the game (with the exception of a score) — injuries, fumbles, Vancouver passes — was packed into one big,
last minute explosion that sent the spectators home pleased.
Despite the fact that they were playing without Al Gardiner
and Ernie Teagle, the Thunderbirds showed definite improvement. The line played heads up most of the way and helped
to recover half of Vancouver's fumbles. Wood and Tucker at
ends worried the Bulldog backs all night.
GORMAN STARS ♦
In the flrst few minutes of the
game, Bud Fairgrleve was forced to
the showers with a banged up knee.
This slowed up Varsity for a while
but by the end of the last quarter
they were in their stride. From then
on rookie Ray Gorman did most of
the ball carrying and his consistent
gains through centre made him the
star  of  the   game.
In the second quarter, Gorman reeled over two conscaMtlve flrst downs
and eventually touched off Varsity's
march   to  the   winning   touchdown.
When Gorman's attack bogged
down, Vancouver received the ball
from Harmer's kick on their own 25.
Vancouver kicked on their next third
down and Gorman ran it back almost 15 yards. From then on it was
U.B.C. all the way.
After an unsuccessful running attack by Finlay and Cote, Harmer
kicked on last down. When the Bulldog receiver fumbled, Varsity recovered to gain possession of the ball.
On the next play Finlay attempted
to pass to Gorman,  but was blocked.
CARMICHAEL  SCORES
With a yard to go on last down,
Varaity faked a kick and ran the
ball   through   centre   for   a   first
down     on     Vancouver's    24-yard
stripe.     On  tlie   next   down,   Finlay   threw   a   beautiful   pass   to
Carmlchael, who ran 20 yards for
tho  only  touchdown  of the game.
Harmer's     convert     brought     the
scoro  to  Its  final  position,   Thunderbirds 8,  Bulldogs 0.
Just   before   th-e   score,   Carmlchael
had   been   shifted   from   the    line   to
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C. R. Myers, Manager
Quarterback, making him eligible to
receive the pass. Vancouver hadn't
noticed and made a claim of "ineligible receiver" when Curmlchael hit
pay   dirt.
During most of the second half,
both lines held the opposing backs
in check. Gorman, however, did get
away for some nice gains and on
one occasion took the ball from the
Vacouver 26 around left end and in
the clear, only to be tackled near
the line by Garnie Smith, who ran
all over the field and made Vancouver many a yard.
LAST MINUTE THRILL
With five minutes to go, Gorman
again provided the spark that set off
the big explosion. On Varsity's flrst
down from their own 15, he made
a grand run down to th-e centre
mark, where he had the breath
knocked out of him. The referee
added Insult to Injury by calling the
play back. The Thunderbird kick
on the next play wis eventually
placed by Vancouver on the college
22 yard line. Then things began to
pop.
In quick succession, the Red and
White team reeled off a flrst down
by laterals, only to lose ground again
on a fumble. A completed pass by
Brandon pushed Van Vliet's men into a dangerous spot. Vancouver a-
gain passed, thia time incomplete,
giving the ball to the Gold and Blue,
who relieved by kicking. With a
minute to go, Garnie Smith received
another Bulldog pass and again set
U.B.C. back. In a desperate effort
for a tying score, with only seconds
to go, Vancouver tossed still another
forward, which this time Gorman intercepted in the clear. Before he
could get started the gridiron whistle
blew to end the  contes-t.
THUNDERBIRD  LINE-UP
CENTRES—Curry,   On-.
TACKLES — W. McGhee, G, Carmlchael,   Byers.   Dixon.
GUARDS — M. Buck, Wallace, R.
Mattu,   W.   Gardiner.
ENDS—Tucker, H. Wood, J. Morrltt,
J.  Zabinski.
QUARTERBACK — Cardinal. Car-
michael,   Farina.
BLOCKING BACKS—Harmer, Nichols.
HALF BACKS — Finlay, Ralston,
Frith,  Cote.
FULL   BACK—Fairgrleve,   Gorman.
STOP PRESS
It has been officially announced that the Homecoming game
to be held this coming Saturday Is between Vancouver and
the Thunderbirds. Victoria Is
not playing despite the popular
belief. All out to welcome the
grads.
err  the
GLQI DIK€N
The Mamooks brought out three
pretty co-eds to lead the few cheers.
The girls, in smart n-ew sweaters,
gave   promise   of   pepping    up    next
Saturday's   Homecoming   game.
.    *    *    *
Varsity's kicks, mostly by Harmer,
were better than In Victoria but can
still be improved. Four wero blocked.
• *    *    *
Our team gained eight flrst downs
from scrimmage, against five for the
Bulldogs.
a    a    a    a
The ThunderblrVls attempted four
forward passes, completing only the
one that brought the score. Vancouver tried eight, four of them in the
last    five    minutes,     and     completed
three.
• *    *    *
Byers added to the Injured look of
the teams by playing with a bandaged
head.
*     *     *     a
According to figures and statistics
Varsity was out-kicked, outpassed,
outfumbl-ed by the Vancouver squad.
Varsity gained only 98 yards from
scrimmages to the Bulldogs' 102. The
only yardage th.-|_ U.B.C. topped their
opponents in was • penalties, Varsity
was penalized 25 yards to the 'Dogs'
10.
• *    *    *
Despite the criticism that Varsity
didn't deserve to win, the gold and
blue boys did win and win the hard
way,
• *    *    *
This is Varsity's first win of the
season and It places them, second In
the   league   standing.
• •   •   •
Maury Van Vliet predicts more
wins for his gridiron squad, and
hopes they'll show up as well for
the  Homecoming  game.
• a     •     *
A freshman by the name of Ray
Gorman was the sensation oi the
gam., In fact he fairly stoie the
show for Varsity with his loping
runs. Gorman is an ex-Magee high
man and really shows promise both
as a running back and a kicker (and
he can kick).
Lloyd Detwlller, another Big Block
winner who has recently joined the
Royal Canadian Airforce, was a member of tlfc Dominion Championship
basketball  squad  of  193T.
He graduated with honors ln 1939
and refused a fellowship in the University of California at Berkley to
come back to U.B.C. for his M.A. degree   last   year.
Detwill-er Is a member of Delta
Upsllon   fraternity.
Sportlights On
Varsitytes
Versatile Al Gardiner, boxer, trackman, English rugby player and Canadian Football star announces that
he Is qultig the gridiron for the season. Reasons for Al's sudden departure are as yet unknown.
• • • •
Orders have tieen Issued to soldiers of all classes that there will be
a cross-country foot raqe this coming
Wednesday. All C.O.T.C. and Basic
training members are to turn out.
Militant Van Vliet announces that
the race will be short for all those
in   bad condition.
aaaa
It's reported by  the ice hockey
followers that  Ed.  Benson,  U.B.C.
puckster   is   being   scouted   by   a
man from the Toronto Maple Leafs,
at the Varsity workouts.
* *   *    *    *
All the hopefuls for a position on
the ice hockey team should turn out
the the practice to be held this Wednesday.
Maury Van Vllet held a signup
practice last night. After the workout the players chosen to represent
the team this year wll be signed up.
The list of players won't be announced   till   later.
Chester "Butch" Baker anonunces
thnt Interfraternity English Rugby
will be revived on the campus; and
that all fraternity representatives
should  see   him  as  son   as  possible.
Varsity-Police
Play Wednesday
First official league game for Van-
slty soccerites, this year, will take
place Wednesday 23, at Con Jones
park when tho Police challenge the
"A" U.B.C. team. Time of the game
is set for 3:00.
Varsity has two soccer teams, both
of equal standing, represented in this
Wednesday league loop. The "A"
team is playing the Police, while the
"B" team has drawn a bye this
Wednesday.
Senior Manager Ken Eldridge reports that the coming tussle between
the Cops and the Gold and Blue boys,
although only tho league opening
game, will forecast the champs to be
of  this season.
The team will be decked out in
their  new  outfits  for  this  game.
The prospeotive lineup ls as follows: goalie, Don McLean; backs,
Roach and Spence Wallace; halfs,
Goodman, Robertson and Sasaki, and
forwards, North, Morton, Young,
Todd   and   Herd.
VARSITY UPSETS VANCOUVER
6-0  ^X^in   Redeems   Birds.
Victoria  Loss   Is  Avenged
Soccer
Golf
DETWILLER
Airman
Senior B Triumph
As Frosh Lose
Varsity Senior Bees, 1940-41 edition, continued their winning ways
of last year with a smart 31-25
triumph over Lynwood on Thursday
night at  King  Ed.  gym.
Lynwood   are  last  years Pro-Recs.
Lynwood started off with the first
basket and a free shot. Varsity countered with two free throws and a
basket to Lynwood's other free toss
to end up the quarter at 4 all.
From here on the lead sea-sawed
back and forth until the dying moments when a quick basket by Bob
Davie, who inclclently scored 12
points, and one by Eric Robinson put
the   game   on   ice.
Special rating goes to Norm Armstrong for his sensational checking
of Purves, a six foot, four pivot man
of the Lynwood quintet, and to Bob
Davie, A) Menzles and Art Barton
for their steady play.
FROSH  LOSS
In the Int. A tussle, the Frosh put
up a game battle but lost to the ex-
Tech of New Wesmlnster by a count
of 30-23.
Although only notified of the game
at lunch time, they gave a good fight
and with a few more practices they
will  really   start  stepping.
The scores:
Senior   B  —  Barton,  Menzlcs  4,
Armstrong   9,   Claridge   2,   Roblnaon   4,   Davie   12,   Harry,   Nikado,
Gunn.
Int.   A   —   Dean   7,   Helsler   14,
Smith,   Dennis,   Crocker,   Johnson,
Nygard  2,   Cunningham,  Fleming,
Hetherington, Louie.
Six Lessons
From La Hall
Golfers anxious to pick up a few
pointers can benefit by joining the
University  golf  club.
Executive of the U.B.C. golfers'
association Incorporated, announced
today that golf lessons -will be given
to all undergrad dlvoters who can
make their way over to the gym tomorrow   (Wednesday)   at   12:30   noon.
Gordie Livingstone and Ormle Hall,
two of Varsity's leading golfers, will
officiate at the flrst lesson session.
Livingstone and Hall, while admitting they are not exactly professionals, are still willing, however, to help
teach those starting the game and
those who have played "a little", but
are still a little mystified by it all.
The flrst lesson will be composed
strictly ln teaching the fundamentals.
The session will last an hour arid
tho club executive ls anxious to let
it be known that all who are interested are welcome. You don't
have to be a bona flde member or
of the male sex. Female golfers or
would be golfers are most especially
welcome. In fact a party of several
worn-en dlvoters are ready to move
In  to  the gym  en  masse  Wednesday.
You can help otit by bringing your
own weapon (golf club to you, Mildred) but If you haven't a golf club
there will be extra ones supplied by
members of the club. Running shoes
are   all   that's   needed.
LOST
On Sasamat car or vicinity 10th and
Siasamat, cardboard covered book
"Calculus Answers". Urgently needed to work problems backward from.
KErr.  3173.
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$ _P CJpTS
U.B.C. lost its same on Saturday
to last year's champions, Pro-Rec.
The score? Well, If we must tell, it
was 6 to 1. Betty Mulr, the only
forward left of last year's line, scored
the   goal  In  the  second  period.
"Can't Gerry be pursuaded to turn
out for hockey?" Is the cry of coach
and team alike. Gerry Armstrong
could spark the unorganized forward
line. Gerry, however, ls trying her
hand at basketball, and so the hockey
team  mourns  her  loss.
Changes   in   the   line-up  are   In
view   in  order  to   strengthen   the
team.     Pro-Recs   are   coming   out
to Varsity for a practice game on
Wednesday    at    3:45.      Everybody
out—let's see what wc can do.
Today    at    noon    Education    meets
Commerce    and    fourth    year    meets
third    in   the     Intermural     Tennekolt
series.
The archery shoot agalst Margaret
Eaton School was called oif due to
the   weather.
. . . JIM SCOTT, six-foot science-
man of the Varsity basketball
team. Is figured as the major offensive scoring threat of Van
Vliet's squad this year. Jim In his
second year of university has
signed with the U.B.C. team and
despite his heavy course is showing mid-season form at the work-
By I. CANOBLAST
Don't raise your child to be a gym
instructor.
Mothers take care not to let your
child slip Into the vile clutches of
the athletic sweat box.
Take our own Maurice L. Van
Vliet for example. Men's Physical
Education Director is the label they
pinned on him In 1936. So what?
So for four years the ex-Oregonian
sat on his miffie vainly trying to build
up intra-murals, and majority-competitive sports, and getting no cooperation.
Then along comes Hitler, and the
boys with the brass buttons suddenly
decide "Yes, indeed, we must look
after the health of our young men.
Maurice old man, build their bally
bodies." (The quotes are our own,
and   rather  cute,   too.)
So Van Vliet. trusting soul, forsakes hl3 annual summer jaunt to
Oregon for a sweaty session at
Sarcee, emerging after the allotted
time, a fully competent Instructor in
army P.E.
What they did to that man shouldn't happen to a dog. Not even his
own   pooch,   Varsity.
THE BRUTE
That kindly light In his optics,
that ready grin, that affable handshake,   that   soft   spoken   manner
...   all   gone.     In   Its   place,   the
gaunt shell of the man we used to
love,   a   hard-bitten   snarling   Inquisitor   with   but   one   object   of
life: building bodies for blitzkriegs.
The guy's gone commercial!
He   appears   on   the   Campus   at   a
hollow-eyed   hour,   with    barely    enough   time   to   snatch    breakfast    in
Underbill's   cavern,   before   sweeping
out   the   previous    day's    corpses    in
readiness   for  the   next.
Don't   stop   to   ask    him    why    he
didn't   pull   old   77   on   the   Revellers.
He's   just   as  likely  to   break   into   a
detailing   of   a   Danish   double   back
twist and  crab  walking combined.
His   home   life  has   been   shattered.    Hla faithful dog, good old
Varsity, cowers at the very sight
of   his   once   benevolent   master,
while his young son has positively
refused to become a quarterback.
"Looklt   football   did   for    the    old
man", wee Maurie jeered, In between
Psych 9 classes.    "Some guys become
stumble   bums,   or   even   morons,   or
sell   insurance.       But   what   does   ray,
meal  ticket  do?"
We paused, knowing dam' well lt
was  a  rhetorical  question.
FAMILY COMPACT
Van Vliet, junior, continued: "He
goes army-physical-educatlon-training crazy and now we aint got a
friend In the world . . . except the
colonel, and I don't like contract
bridge. So I'm being snubbed, jeered
and bored to death. Me and Varsity
don't   HWe   It."
A similar quote from thc missis
can be obtained from the Woman's
Suffrage League who arc handling
thc case for her. However, Mrs.
Van V. docs wish to assure her
basic friends that "he" does not
beat her every day, as a tapering off for his mystical rites ln the
Torture  Temple.
Meanwhile, unperturbed by these
sporadic revolts, the red-thatched
mentor of muscle continues his
vicious attacks on this fair university's youth. Oblivious to the screams
of victims, he plays his nefarious
n-ecromancy while the greying Sid
silently sweeps the bodies Into the
shower   room.
And to think I used to call him
friend.
NOTICE
ICE HOCKEY PRACTICE
WED., OCT. 23 — 6-7 P.M.
All   those   trying   out   for   the
team   are  to  be  on  the   Ice   at
6 P.M. SHARP
Casslus had "a lean and hungry look."
Poor fellow!  He never ate at our place.
SNOW-WHITE LUNCH
ON TENTH AND SASAMAT

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