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THE MUMMERY
V
The
PRE-MED
ISSUE TODAY
Returns
Sprawled on the sunlit grass In
lront of the Library, Homer Quia-
c*y waa tvyln'g to catHi up on his
outside reading, delayed by several-months of rain and snow. But
as the warm sun sent the «ap roaring through his trunk, lie found
his* eyes straying from tlm text ami
closing like calipers ou tbe figure
of a eo-ed lying on her stomach
nearby. Engrossed In tearing n*
grass, the co-ed was Idly wuvIiil
her legs In the air, a languid bhiuu
phore that to Homer fl,'nailed
miles of clear track. He shaded hts
eyes with one hand nnd peered al
her tltrough a crevice between tit*
second and third fingers, his cler-
cjied teeth producing a flue spruv
that settled like dew on bin seven
day loan.
For weeks Homer had coveted
thit Pamela Upshot, one of t'n
runnera-up ln the Beauty Qiteea
contest, Pamela's sorority agreed
that Pamela would have won the
contest if she had shown •» HllU
more poise (she gamboled past llu
Judges on all fours, winking out
rageously) hut Homer, reaUseln>
that one man's poise Is iinnthei
man's meat, saw hw as peri'ec
tion. And, topping off a triumphant
academic year, Pamela had been
mentioned In dispatches by Mouslg-,
ftor Chaloner fdf her Impersonation of an over-exposed Ballneae
celebrating Shrove Tuesday on a
Thursday and Friday In, January
ON* IAII HIT
Homer had eagerly awaited a
chance1 to carry Pamela's books for
her, but hud been thwarted by the
fact that she never carried a book
Now, however, he finally saw an
opening. Closing his text, he snaked across the grass until he lay
beside her. She looked up at hlin
through octagonal glasses, her hot
black eyeB* burning like wet anthracite.
"Could I borrow some ink?" he
asked, prying h la gone away from
the booming graph of her syeatei.
."Ol COMIWMjrV, gaJk^FuBWlfl -MuA~
pressed the nib of her Parker 51
Into his Kreage so provocatively
that his eyes ■teamed over and
had to be wiped. "I hope you don't
mind orange ink."
• MMlghty pretty," mumbled Horn
er* fumbling th# cap on his pen.
"Say, er,  1  been  watching you."
"Really?'' Pamela purred. "No
tic© anything?"
. "Yeah." Homer plucked up a passing earthworm and nervously tore
It Into tour equal parts. "You
got mtghtly fins teeth."
With a slow, sinuous movement,
Pamela colled to strike.
"I hope you won't take a dim
view of me talkln' out like this,''
Homer went on gruffly. "Er, a dim
view, that's Air Force for a (poor
opinion.''
"iReally" aald Pamela, who had
been out with enough Airmen to
compile ind publish a thesaurus of
IM'AF slang, which had sold several thousand copies, had been banned in Canada, and waa being made
into a movie starring Jane Russell.
"I'd like to be your feller," Homer muttered, picking furiously at a
wart on bis thumb. "Take you to
a dance, maybe."
"You mean," crooned Pamela,
"You'de like to give me your pin?"
"if I do, my pants'll fall down,"
aald Homer.
Pamela luughed, a merry sound,
like coal fulling into a bucket.
"You fraternity boyB are so Impetuous," hhe said.
"Fraternity boys," Homer's quer-
ry wavMinjd.
"Of course. You're a FIJI, aren't
you?"
"No, iiii'am. I'm an Annie," mild
llonw.
UPSHOT   OF   THE   AFFAIR
Horror (limbed Into Pamela t'|>-
phot's  fate.
"Hut somebody told nie . .What
hav») I done?" she gasped, suuing
at ber Parker 51.
"I'm specializing in fertilizer. Expect to lake honors in •"liickea
Dung. Since I . . ."
But Pamela now jumped to h«v*
feet and, with u riulcli glait*v>
around 'i seo if she had been
seen, fled across the lawn to the
basement   of  the   Library.
For a liniment Homer Hacked his
lower lip thoughtfully, then told
himself, "(lu«*ss she aln'i heen
broke yet,'' and turned to focus
on a blonde nearby who looked us
though she might have bten.
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VANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1952
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S CO 3KING HIS EXPERIMENT?
Exchange Plan With Russia
Rejected By Student Vote
Sport Surplus
•'Disappears'
UBC students rejected the
Russian Exchange Scholarship
Scheme in last week's ISS referendum, the Elections Committee told Students Council
last night.
The referendum was held In eon-
juctlon with the third round of
the AMS elections.
However, students came out in
tutor W"isBTrmn!Wt*Mir^i(»setr
DP schamo and of freeing funds
i'or aid to Asian students.
MAD BUDGET INVESTIGATED
Student's Council will ask i'.e
administration accountants to
check on MAD accounts, as the
$222 American football surplus has
suddenly turned Into a deficit. MAD
had forgotten to include coaches
-mlaries and the training table in
Its  expenses.
Tambaram
Fights TB
MADRAS, India — (Special) —
The Ifknorable Rajknmarl Amrlt
Kauri; minister °' Health for In-
dla^;^fened the University Stu-
Hilt's Ward ln the Tambaram Tub-
9JN,nlosls Sanltorlum In x recent
c'ereitiony here.
The ward was constructed at a
ost of $20.0(10 donated by tbe
World University Strvice, the international organization n.present-
id In Canada by the International Student Service,
"This s;peeinl ward here In Tarn
baram with a library and readlni?
room attached to It, Is an attempt
to provide, to some extent, the atmosphere and facilities conducivt
to study tot the student patients."
Canadian universities have aided iu the building of this University Student's Ward by their contributions   to   the   ISS.
FILM SOCIETY PRESENTS
JANE AUSTEN CLASSIC
As a special attraction especially presented for the
benefit of the English 200 students, the Film Society is
bringing Jane Austen's literary masterpiece "Pride and
Prejudice" to the Campus.
This movie has become a yearly tradition with the students of the University. In'the starring roles are Sir Laurence Oliver and Greer Garson, who both turn in one of the
best performances of their careers.
Women To Choose
WUS Executive
Vice-Prexy,  Secretary
Treasurer  Posts Open
Here is an opportunity for
Campus women to take part in
Student Government.
Wednesday at 12:30 in Arts
100, WUS will be holding elections for the posts of Vice-President, Secretary and Treasurer. Also WAD will be holding
elections for Vice-President
and Treasurer.
WUS executive would like to
point out that all women on the
campus shonld be Interested ln
tljplr representatives. There neems
to be a prevailing Idea that only
sorority girls ever become WUS
executive member*, 'rills need not
be.the case. If enough interested
women   would   turn  out   for  elec*
Ethiopian  Food
Acadia  Feature
An Ethiopian dinner will be the
feature of the International House
monthly dinner ln Acadia Camp.
March   3.
Guest speakers will be Mr. Pat-
ton, Canadian educator iu Klhinp-
la and UDC student's Mulugeta
Sinegeogis and llabtu Ksbete who
will discuss the government and
politics   of   tho   country.
OPEN HOUSE COMMITTEE
NEEDS CAMPUS GUIDES
Guides are still needed for Open House. If you are not
taking part in Open House already, why not sign up for a
guide and help show visitors your campus?
Guide application forms are available in the AMS
office now. Just drop in and sign up. You will be contacted
hy mail later.
On Open House day, March 8, the guides will be
stationed in specific buildings where they will help direct
the crowds. Since the area in which any guide will serve will
be limited, a thorough knowledge of the campus will not be
necessary.
You are being asked to serve for about three hours
only. Please sign up soon so lhe committee can complete
Ibeir lists early.
lions, they would not turn In'.*.)
merely a sororlty-verausi non-sorority  battle.
Two E?lt!a bave been nominated
for positions. They are Joan McArthur, for vice president of WUS
and .Marilyn Russell for vlce-pres
ident of-WAD.' Other nominations
will come from tbe floor.
HIGH SCHOOLERS
REQUIRE BILLETS
Billets are required fer the
delegates   who   are   attending
the   High   8chool   Conference,
March 7 and 8.
"We need billets for 70 delegates," Don McCallum, bl I letting chief for the Conference
told the Ubyiaey today.
"The City high schools and
Parent-Teacher groups are co*
operating, but we ttl 11 need help
from Varsity students," he
said.
Glamour Gals
To Stage
Fashion Show
The sin* *r call* *ni tiie campus.
.■re rehears' •'. now for WUS ll.
Npringtirio  t'is'i*,)'!   show.
Date tor the dIr event is Thurs
day,   February   28   both   afternoon
ind evening in I (rook Hall Lo*i ige.
! A new note is added this year, as
; the   show   Is   helnf?   sponsored   by
l Miss   Kay   Murray,   a   fashloa   de
i -tinner   recently arrived   from  California.    Miss    Murray    took    her
: Ir.'inin**:  in   Los   Angeles,   and   her
pet idea is n flexible wardrobe for
| college girls. Separates and accessories  that are  interchangeable,  a
few   lloins  featuring   imported   materials   an id   original   design   will
highlight  llie show. Tliere will also
la*   an   di■iglunlly   designed   bridal
parly.
The   date   again    for   tlio   WHS
i
j Spring1 iine Fashion Show, Thurs
;day, Feb. ~u:, and thu mon are wel
| come, too.
Summer Jobs
Available
Prospects Excellent
Registration Weak
University employment officials yesterday announced that
at the present time there are more jobs than jtudents to fill
the positions. * '
TWEEN CLASSES
Response to employment offlcl-
las request for summer registration was lukewarm Monday with
only about hair of Hut M3 filled
with   prospoctive employees.
Approximately 125 students showed up to demonstrate their need
for summer employment,
Last year almost 14(H) students
registered with the campus bureau.
Of this number, the department
placed ipprorlmutely 1000. students
besides plving several others leads
to Jolts.
I'Jmploymont officials ask that
students attempt to register early
so the bureau will know approximately bow many Jobs to look for
They claim that many atudin's demand employment late in the term
and are surprised when jobs can
not be found for them.
Mr. J. F. McLean, director of
employment on campus told the
llbyssey that prospects for employment this summer are better
than last year.
Mral*an suggested that this wns
due to the large Industrial develop
ments that are being undertaken
In p.C. this year.
According to Mr. S. Q. Craig,
counsellor of personnel, over 65
firms have Informed the bureau
that they  need jobs filled.
So far, the forestry and wood Industry have asked for the greatest
number of students. Mining, fiah-
lug, lumbering anil summer resorts
are also offering many positions.
Registration for summer Jobs
started Monday. Students interest-,
ed are asked to come to Hi-. M6
Tuesday and Wednesday or Thursday or next week from 12:30 to
1:30.
Registration will be made at 13
minute intervals throughout tbe
noon   hour.
Although all the employment
possibilities are not yet In, there
evlrtentally will be a large variety
of Jobs.
The employment office admitted
that although job prospects for
males were excellent, the female
side of the employmnt qustlon is
etill weak as ln post yean.
President MacKenaie will opW)
the first of the series of four .lac-
tares on the Massey Report today
4at 12:30 In the Auditorium. HU
topic will be "National Development in the Arta Letters and,Sciences."
During the Wednesday noon
hour Prof. Andrew will chair a
forum on three speakers Dr. Gordon Shrum, Maj. John MaoLean
and Vaughn 'Lyon on tha aubjtot
Do Canadian Unlveralty Studaftt*
Need National Scholarships?
High School
Students
Visit UBC
Fifty-five Langley High students
gave th-3 TiWO Varsity students
the once-over last Thursday, It
was the first of Langley High's
tours of hospitals, zoos and other
places of interest.
Doth boys-* and pirls visited the
Library, Memorial Oym, Chemls
try building and Auditorium. Some,
•-.pgragntlon was necessary, how-
nor; only llie girls went, throng!',
die women's dormitory and only
the boys through the KuAinee>rlng
building.
The tour was arranged by Marg;*
VlcLellau and Phyllis Zaitsolf with
the help of Terry Nicholls, Unl-
•erslty   Public   Ilelutlous   offlser.
Undergrad  Art
Show Slated
'Student artists are invited lo
contribute palntincs for display in
the art gallery during Open House
week, March 't.
Paintings by both faculty ami
.students will be featured, ''.alien*
director Ilene Itoux Is particularly
Interested lu undergraduate contributions, since a g<vod faculty
showing is assured.
Those Interested should contact
rary basement. Pp tn three painting •* will be shown for each eslil-
hi tor.
Opens
Series
O, DIKR, biologist of the Pacific
Biological Station wilt speak din
"Whales'' at the general mating
of the bloloogy club Thursday Tn
Illology 100 at 8 p.m.
* *       *
JAZZ IOCIBTY presents. Al
Reusch ol Aragon Recording OottJ-
pany and CKWX at.noon today M
the stage room, upstalra, north
end of Brock hall. Mr. Reuach will
Composer."
* **       *
THIRD in a series of. Tuesday
noon-hour concerts, will be given
by Harry Adaskin, violinist and
Frances Marr, pianist, today in
Hut Ml. Work to be presented is
Heethoven's Sonata In K flat, Opus
12, No. 3.
* *        **
DANCE CLUB presents "Spring
Swing" Friday, Feb. 29th at 9 p.m.
ln Brock Hall. All types of dftijft-
Ing, great selection of music. KjuNfr
how to Rhumba. Come to' flicif
today at noon and learn how'jti
done. Fun for all, aee you at .tjtlf
"Spring Swing'' this Friday n»f|t*
Tickets available from club executive and Instruction group members.
* *       *
KICKAPOOS meeting at Brock
Tuesday 12:30. Elections and Totem pictures,
* *       *
THERE  WILL  BE  the  regular
session of tbe Scottish Country
T>anre Club at noon on Wednesday
In HO 4.
* it       *
THE SQUARE DANCE demonstration group will meet Wednesday evening ln H04 at 0 p.m.
* *       *
THE U.N. CLUB presents "Poll-
tlrs in India" in Arts 100 at ,noon
today. Speaker will ho Raghbir
Tlasl.
* *        *
BEETHOVEN'S   Fourth   Son at i
will be presented In Hut M-l by
Harry Adaskin and Frances Marr
today at 12:30. Como early ir you
want to be sure of a seat.
* *        *
THE DE RIMANOCZY Quartet
nnd Nicholas Fiore will be heard
in a lolnt concert Wednesday evening, February 27. In the Audltovl-
! a in nt S::tfl p.m. Program will consist of three Quartets for flute and
shines bv W, A. Mozart, and Ernst Bloch's 1st quartet In B minor.'
* * *
SECOND IN A SERIES of speakers sponsored by the School of
Commerce will be Mr. Corbett, addressing all Interested students on
"Accountlnn" this Thursday, February 27th at 12:30 In Physics 202
at 12::30.
* *        *
LSE PRESENTS the rirst In
their series of noon-hour lectures
on the Massey Commission todav.
Dr. N. A. M. MacKenzie will be
the   speaker  and   Prof.  O.   C.   An
J drew will be the chairman. Topic
will   be "National   Development   in
1 the Arta, Letters and Scionces." Page Two
THE UBYSSEY
Tuesday, February 26, 1952
THE UBYSSEY
MBitfUJSR CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRteSg
Authorized aa second class mall by the Post Office Dept. Ottawa. Student subscriptions $1,20 per year (included ln AMS fees). Mali subscription $2.00 per year. Single copies five cents. Published throughout the
University yjear by the Student Publication's lioard of the Alma Mater
Society, University of British Columbia. Editorial opinions expressed
herein are those or the editorial staff of tho Ubyssoy, and not nocessarly
those of the Alma Mater Society or of the University.
Offices In Brock Hall For display advertising
Phone ALma 1024 Phone ALma 3253
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF LES ARMOUR
Executive Kditor Allan Goldsmith, Managing Kditor—Alex Mae.ailllvray
News Editor. V. Fred Edwards; City Editor, Mlk*-> Ryan; CUP Editor,
Sheila Kearns; Women's Editor, Florence McNeil; Copy Editors, Joan
Smith; Director of Photography Uruce JalTray; Senior Editors: Myr'a
Oreen, Elslo (lonbat, Joe Schlesinger; Editorial Writers: Chuck Coon
and Dot Auerbach.
Letters to the Editor should be restricted to 150 words. The Ubyssey
reserves the right to cut letters and cannot guarantee to publish all
letters received.
EXCHAMGl.lTllftEtit
Fascinating Laws
IF Mr. Wismer's libel suit against McLean's Magazine and
its Ottawa writer Blair Fraser ever comes before the
courts the people of B.C. are bound to get a fascinating view
of the problems involved in the administration of their liquor
laws.
Whether or not Mr. Fraser wa.s justified fri his imputations is a matter which the courts will eventually decide.
Meanwhile, irbecomes increasingly clear that the present
liquor laws—no matter how well they are administered—are
bound to create suspicion and distrust.
Club and beer parlor licenses are very profitable poses-
sions and they are not issued in unlimited numbers. Those
who are refused licenses inevitably feel that there are dark
political reasons involved.
The most honest government could hardly come out of
such a situation with its reputation unbesmirched.
To add fuel to the flames, the restrictions on liquor consumption are bound to stimulate boot-legging and boot-legging is exteremly difficult to stop.
The best law enforcement team in the world could not
eradicate the trade and, as long as it flourishes, the public
will suspect its law enforcement officers.
We are frankly amazed that Mr. Wismer, who is in a position to appreciate the problems more clearly than anyone
else, has not moved sooner to change the laws.
If the people of B.C. are at all wise, they will see to it
that the laws are changed after the next election.
The Wasteland
T^OR six weeks now the Ubyssey h&s been faithfully pub-
gl Iishing undergrad issues each Tuesday. This is not the
first year that undergrad issues have been publised. Until two
years ago The Ubyssey published several undergrad issues
for the major faculties. , •
At that time, however, thc paper was published four
tttnes a week. When the number of editions was cut to three a
week, following the austerity scare, it was decided that undergrad editions would eliminated.
Recently, the AMS decided that undergrad issues should
again be published. Except for the Aggie edition there appear
to have been no complaints. The students council decided in
the case of the Aggie edition that the dispute was over some
misunderstanding.
In spite of the fact that the Undergrad issues seem to be
running smoothly, there are some doubts as to their effectiveness and purpose. The purpose of a university newspaper
is to present campus news, to stimulate discussion, and, to a
limited degree, to entertain. These purposes were upheld on
a vote of confidence in the editor-in-chief at the special AMS
meeting.
It is time the students judged whether or not the Undergrad Societies are fulfilling these purposes. It appears to us
that their editors are merely ask for contributions to the paper
and without editing the copy turn it over to the Ubyssey for
publication.*
The copy seems to be neither newsworthy, stimulating
nor interesting. Even the Engineer's Ubyssey lacked the spark
of previous years. The "spark" is not created by running suggestive jokes on the front page, but rather by cleverly written
stories that contain some good humour.
We would suggest that the undergrad societies either
turn in some good copy or stop wasting the space in the paper
and the time of the students who might read it.
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Few Clubs, Exams, At Hamburg
John Snyder is an exchange student from UBC
ut present studying Ift tfte
Lffliverstty (if iftlfWWHfc tin
A ISS scholarship, to the
Uhyssey he discusses some
of ihe differences %n has
found between student Hfe
ih Germany and In Canada.
You are perhaps a&are, as
I was, that some differences
exist, between Eliropettii ahd
North American universities,
llo'wever I don't think that It
is realised just bow great these
differences are. Here, in fasfii**
burn, tliere is Kreat strtes*n iipon
Academic Freedom. The university makes almost ho attempt to I lift lien ee the htitdertt
in his choice of courses or tb
guide him In Ills course tit
studies.
For Instance any course offered by the university la free
to be Irttuhi by tony stuftehl jh
any faculty at fitly liibe diirlitK
hi.** course Of Btiidy.'The title
limitation is that he iniwt register for at least eight hours
per  week  in  his own  faculty.
Its hard to believe, but
there are such things as
tree spiders.
When I climbed up this
morning, I fourid this message in my typewriter:
dear bosa
ever since i came east
two years ago
1 havo been hunting for
a typewriter to spin my
web on
this is the first one 1 have
really fett at borne with
last September 1 crawled
onto one
in a business office
but it could only print
$ and c
so i left Hi a hurry
i hope you will not. he "hind
at  me   for
walking   over   your   keys   at
night
hut after all
human beings have hobbles
so why cant I
besides i read the papers too
for example 1 read where
an amertcan magazine
predicted world war three
would start ln nineteen
fifty-three
and end in an amerlcan
victory
over russla
the article  begins
by saying
we
do not think
war
is inevitahlo
it seems to me that the usa
is talking Itself into
going
to war aginst the ussr ,
and all tbe time
pretending
she will do everything ln ber
powor
to prevent war
perhaps russla has designs
on the rest of the world
but If usa would try to
discover
why
our southern neighbour
would not be ho
hysterical
sincerely
spider
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Bbd Irio'efefl ttils sushis tb fe
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To Illustrate ftfrtlier the irh-
fiersoiitol kttitttde ifet^tieh (fib
university &Hd tiie stilfiBfit Bife
tftight fftehtloh thit very rarefy
a reading licit br ftfi oiltlIhe of-
Is a textfifcofc retfbhitiidrid^d or
ofrereij. Iri^froil OHe rieeifh't go
• to the feeltires tit "all, ftfot eveft
ifor tile dlfelit Jioilrs fit 'ref|ilir«Stl
refeiyiriltlbh.
There  are  rib  ekariiliiatlrths*
tiditiiier tttftUeYrh's tior jtearly.
tffie billy chtcTi fs ffiht after a
certain  tiilrh^ier  bt  aeihe'stfeVs,
dep^ndfiik itfioti faeWlty (law 6,
cVbmrilerce 18, fflitilt-ltte lb, etieln-,    .
Istry  12, arts lliei. ItotigUages,
lilsttiry, 'philbsbpliy etc  8) brie
Is reqdlreil  to statta  tor'an
oral and a wMteh eXftbilnatlori.
This exJihllfitftih covers every-
. thfifg, not drily Mtt yoii have ,
sfiidfed tout Wlib What the jir'o-
'feasor thirst's yoii should have,
siiulred.
Two Exoms
Tliere are two main examinations one can take, the State
Examlntlon and the examination for the Doctorate. The
State exarn permits one to
practice In his profession, such
ns medicine, law, teaching, etc.
the flbctOrfiite is quite Independent. One can have his
Ph.D. and still not be qualified
tb leach, and moreover may
have hi* Ph.t). atrtl still bg required to attend the university
before standing* for his State
Exam. The State Exam seems
to take precedence over any
degree examination, but does
not' confer a degree Itself.
There are of course nb B.A. or
M.A. examinations or degrees.
A further difference lies in
the fact lint no university life
such bs .We know It .with Us
competitive shorts, club activities and social functions, exists
in Hamburg. The chttt rtfaifth
for this seems to be a complete
absence ol a campus. One build- <J»
ing, iri the centre of the city
is designated as the University.
This building contains the administrative offices, and most
of the main lecture rooms. Scattered around the city at distances varying from five mlnu-
utes walk forty five minutes
by train are tiie other units >,t
Hie university. Thus a student
studying chemistry has little
opportunity to meet a student
studying law or psychology,
since their respective buildings
or institutes are lochted ln different jm'rts of tlite city. This
dls.persion together with the
fact that there are no student
dormitories ,and the students
live scattered throughout the
city or else commute from
places as far as I15-B0 miles
away, contributes considerably
to the lack of student activities.
Clubt Nonexistent
Club are also for the above
reasons practically non-existent. There ls a Rowing Club,
a Riding Club, and a Sailing
Club, primarily operated by the
Institute for Physical Education, therefore not student
clubs.
One other group of organizations Is'much like our fra-
ferriities, these are the "Stu-
jWhittodien V e r b 1 riduhgen."
These "Verbfb'dbrigen" offer
coirifaiiG<ihip and gUldahce to
liew alid out-of-town sUidehts.
flbweVer itittriy of the tnem-
bWs f-airry long gears on their
flicos iiiid It lilts been said to
life thait (liey, practice, duelling.
Thefe ttiiels iire performed and
llie he'firs acquired jh the pursuit of Wtiitt Is ferined "Man-
m'ititcUt"' or development of
iifahlliles. The practice Is strict-
ly iileSiil aiiU greatly rroWhed
ifjifih by ilibst or the students
&Vih the University alithoritles.
^eVertliisiisss it itiriiears to be
MMv ^vlile fipread ahd many
s'ffiferits appear to have "fal-
l^ii tti%ljgh a Window,"
¥Wo (Itlier 6r%liri^atl6ns that
(ffttfift the fltii^'ttt viiry con-
^i#)fy'.^re (Ift "X'ka ^ielie"
fcfHtta "Xfltl". The "Aktlstel-
{b'i ¥r "A'WifafhfsGhe Altslands-
Wf#fe" r^cetvys Wl foreign stu-
"aeijtii iuid aVslsts them in various ways*to acquaint .themselves with Hamburg and the university. It also handles all foreign scholarships for German
students* arid arranges nUtner-
oUs tours and exchanges throughout Europe. The "Asta" or
"Allfcemelner Studehten Aus-
schuss," corresponds roughly
to our AMS. This organization
lias been Instrumental ln obtaining niariy 'advahtages fbr
Hamburg students. For example: a 'Hamburg student can
get a pass that entitles him to
triiv61 dn the streetcars all
month for seven marks (Dollar
and l-i cents), or he can get a
monthly bass for certain areas
Of the slitoWsiy system for IS
marks. (11.25).
Moreover any student Is entitled to buy unsold tickets to
the Opera for 1.60 Marks, or
to buy correspondingly cheap
tickets to any of the many theatres ln Hamburg. The "Asta''
has also established arrangement whereby free tickets aro
offered to students for 2 or 3
of the night clubs In the city.,.
These tickets Include entrance, .
coat-eheckittg, and a bottle of
wine, A very nice arrangement
indeed.
Woman Dull
Generally the students here
in Hamburg give the impression of being very much absorbed In their own affalra
Neither the men nor the women appear to give much
though*; to their personal appearance, and one is Immediately aware of the dullness of
their dress. It seems they come
to the university, attend their
lectures and return home. Perhaps it is true, as has been
said to me, the student In Hamburg wants to finish as soon
as ho can in order to start
earning money. He has no tlmo
or desire to engage In1 any extra-curricular activities and Indeed since most of them are
entirely or partlcally dependent upon their parents for support, this may be a reason for
their single mindedness.
As the Rector of the Unlver*
sjty said to a gathering of foreign students "getting an education in Hamburg ls like teaching a ,baby how to swim. You
throw him Into the water and
If ho swims o.k., it not, well,
better • luck next time." The
drawihaok is however that it
Is not until 4 or 5 years have
elapsed and the student is suddenly confronted with the
"Staatsexamen" that he can
determine whether he swam
well or sank.
Your truly,
J. T. BfyYOKfe,
Hambute,
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THE UBYSSEY
Page Three
E TO THE
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CAESAR tOO
Premedicus
ANtfqtlUft
By tfkS/t f^Ftbfi
The old faniify doctor lookpd
gymlififiietlcaliy at the young
man standing before him nnd
t'alil. "S*i you think it's toiigh
now to get Into Medical School,
eh? Well, I'll toll you a story
aboil! how toiiRh It iised to lie a
ioilg (line u'tfo.
0nce Ih the days before Medical Collfigie Adihlsskih test,
when (tiie coiifd resort to any
ihofhod. (here wan n sqiiiire by
tlm na'ilie 01' JUIius Caesar who
went to tlio Ifhlvfersilfy Of ItoWft
and r»,n jirOiirid Will* j lafce
feartg or Pre-Meds. "Ceeze," as
<lie lioys Used- to call htm. nulde
qiilte a haill collecting p'rotec-
(ioii alfalhRt tiie engineers on the
cathpifs.
It just so happens that dee&e
lind ajiolhor Joker called . Pom-
pe)r were both applying for
the ileal Medlcial College and already &9 oiit at the 6l) would-be
physicians had been selected for
the U. of Jl. Medical School. In
those days, too, coihpetltltfn was
quite keen And Ponvpey and
Ceeze  did  not exactly click.
So one day Ceeze goes with the
mob to do a Job on Pompey—
this he does well, 'Cause he
leaves Poiiip with lead ptftattling somewhere around thereof.
When he gets back to tiie Alma
Mater at Rome, the rest of the
Pre-Med boys and the lily-white
league figure that Ceeze has put
the squeeze on the boys once too
often, ahd make plans to hang
the rigging on him.
The rub-out mob Is headed by
n Jerk by the' name of Hrutus
heater man was a .atoolle called
Cass. Well, Brutus and Cass
round up the frat boys one morning, oil up their rods and take
their hopped-up chariots down
lhe mall to tlio Medical building,
where Ceeze is celebrating along
with his torpedos und a few
good-time Charlies. A third year
hopeful asks Ceeze to put in a
good word for him With the Dean,
but Ceeze just laughs and tells
him to smarten up. Just then
Cass and the reform boys turn
the heat on Artd burn him.
This puts Brutus ln line for
Med School, but before he has
lime to get "on the In" one of
Ceeze's torpedos by iiAme of
Tony rounds up some rowdies
and starts to clean up On the
joint. So Brutus and his boys
take it on the lam to the other
side of the Po River.
Tony, in the meantime, tries
to crash the Med Faculty but
on realizing he hasn't all the requirements he decides to put the
squeeze en Brutus for a few credits and a clean bill of health. So
with the help of a blg-tlme engineer named Octl from east of
Rome, Tony goes gunning for
Rrutus and his gang.
They chase them alt over tho
Campus,   till   Brutus   Is   finally
■    cornered In the Car. Then  they
start   to  smoke   hlni  out.   How-
lever Brutus and Cass get some
help fronl the Caf dwellers and
Varsity Indoor Club, and are do
ing  okay  till  Cass   gets  a  midterm   result   gets   frustrated   and
does a Willi Street by having his
strong   arm   artist   put   a   roscoe
to his head.
, Then Brutus gets gassed out
ond doos n Wall Street, too. So
■Tony and t>cM become heroes
overnight and steal llie limelight from the local gridiron
gladiator;*,.
However, Tony Alll wasn't *"•■
rentable to the Pedagogues lfi
Med St hool, so lie bacame an
engineer and turned to Hi-Jacking and bootlegging sauerkrau1.
'All of which goes to show that,
no matter how hard yon work,
there ia always sonu* square trying to flip you a mickey."
%r fe&WCH
"I'VE JUST MAKfc A GREAT FIND!
I SIMPLY HEATED H20, C12H220,
AUD YfeAST "
Pre-Meds
WHO ARE tHE PRE-MEDS?
If you don't know, don't hldo
your face ln sham6 or look us up
in Who's Who. Of course, right
now   were're  glorified  Artsmen,
blit "comes the new order—"
wish I knew!
CLEAN CUT
A typical Pro-Med, strong,
handsome, and with his blood-
- shot eyes, keen In observation
and search of knowledge, may
often be seen staggering under
u load (of books) between the
Chemistry and Biology buildings.
Now and then he may cast a
hopeful longing glance In the
dh-eetlon of a white building
across the Mall which has a
sign reading faculty of Medicine, i
LONG COURSE
The Medical course ror|uin>s
three of four four years pre-
medical training, which 'n-
eludes a liberal education (Liberal ill that it covers eery
aspect of life and ediicat i*ui In
that one learns what, pitfully
little one knows.) Afler Ihis
(assuming one survives th" ordeal and is accepted) four
years of Medical school and
two years internship load to a
successful practice or a nice,
padded cell—Who's kiddlng
who? That "PRE" business Is
Latin for before, the 'aft"*-
yeais is yet. to lie seen; however, one can envision as aged
soul with long,white beard and
hollow eyes receiving his M.D.
Hooray for Grandfather, he
finally made it.
MEETINGS  ARE   FUN
Once a week the members of
tbe Society join together to
see a film or hear a speaker.
Every Friday noon, lesser mortals   may   be   seen   scurrying
One fine, eventful, fateful morning
With pfoud ambition brightly burning,
Witii hope and faith and joy and yearning
And your first fee,.
You pass those drab grey gates of learning
To UBC.
Each day from early starting gong
You gather knowledge, right or wrong,
And then go home at evensong
Tired, worn and drawn,
Ans stew throughout the whole night long
Till crack of dawn.
And this throughout three weary years
Beset with gawing doubts and fears
That, every time a t#«ting nears,
Incfea.se and thrive,
For well you know scant kudos beats,
A seventy-five.
And should acceptance be your lot
You'll find that dearly you have bought
A prize to keep you still distraught
For four more years,
Long years you know will all be Iraur'lit
With toil and tears.
Put if the M.D.'s turn you clown,
Don't fret and beef nor sigh and frown,
For you can win fame and renown
And your degree,
And earn the right to wear your gown
With a fifty-three.
across the campus towards a
alrge building, where Ihey descend to lower regions from
whence belches the foul odor
of tobacco smoke and caf coffee, mixed with the dull roar
of human voices, No where hut
in Physics 20*2 convene tho Pi*e
Mods who, always Intent In
tho search of truth, meet In
tho spirit of cheerfulness and
friendliness.
ALL THIS AND BRAIN3, TOO
Did you know that tliere are
girls taking Pre-Med? And how.
We can boast some, of the
host-looking femmes on the
» campus. So next time you meet
a lush dish, don't try to impress her with a. course on
antomy; she may be n Pre-
Med girl and know more about
it  than you do.
DAVE TIIAFTON.
GENIUS ONLY
So You Want To Be A Medic!
PRE-MED DANCE TO BE HELD
ATOP VANCOUVER HOTEL ROOF
On February 28th, the Pre-Meds. departing from all
former practices, are holding their 1952 Spring Ball al the
Roof, atop the Hotel Vancouver.
Dinner will be served at 7:30 p.m. and there will be
dancing from 9 till 1 to the music of Dal Richards une] his
orchestra.
Here i.s the opportunity.to help your Society, Let's all
get out and a wonderful lime while .supporting make this
the social event of the year.
MESSAGES
^mm—mmmmmmmmmmm—wmm
The Pre-Med Key
In this message to premedical students it  would not
seem justifiable to ignore their paramount problem.
' Premedical .students are lucky, and thereby lhe problem is created.
Few students can define their educational objectives as
clearly. Few wish to foretell their.future careers as precisely.
If anything, thig should simplify their task, but the goal-
within-a-goal—the successful entry into a medical school—
poses the vexing problem. # ,
Though it may not have a simple solution, at least it
can be simply stated.
The key to the door of any medical school is an adequate academic standing; there after, the door is opened by
the  candidate's  personal  attributes  that  will  reasonably
guarantee a worthy physician for the community.
What else can be said? In key-making time?
—LAWRENCE E; RANTA, M.D.
Presidents Message
The Pre-Medlcal Society \» a
society whose members are enrolled In diverse university cour
scs. The sole interest in medicine acts as a bond that unites
these students Into a group
which takes In every phase of
training required for the study
of medicine. So broad ls tho
training that, nn adage "When In
doubt as to what your course ls,
say Pre-Med" has been coined to
show the unique position this
society has in the campus.
Aside from this common goal,
tliere is both a cultural and social side to the society. On the
cultural   side   leading   Vancouver
doctors lecture on the various
phases of medicine. This is augmented by various Instructive,
medical films which are of Interest to all Pre-Medlcal students.
On the social side, the society
has. sponsored two successful
mixers and on February 28, will
stage the annual Pre-Med Ball.
The members ot the ball committee have worked very hard
'to make this a ball of balls. With
your support, I'm sure lt will be
a great success.
So come on members nnd friends.
Come one, como all to the Pre-
Med Hall!        —JOHN WONG.
Do you want to get into
Medicine? Well, the requirements are quite easy for a
genius under 30 years of age.
You must work hard enough
to get first-class tfnnors or at,
least a High Second average
through :i or 4 years. You must
be quite medically inclined
in your aptitude test and do
well on the medical school admission test. References aro
required from important people who know you well. The
final examination is a physical
examination to see you havo
no handicaps.
H arter four years you aro
not among the fiO accepted, we
would suggest you join us to
study Witch Doctery In Africa
or perhaps these suggestions
would appeal more to you:
1. Start in your late twenties,
they  will  retire you,
2. (let. as much night life la as
possible, as you are only jvuing
once.
li. Don't bother going to lee-
lares, as they are not Important.
I, Don't, worry about exams,
tliere are always Stipps.
.1. If you get bounced from one
university, don't worry, there
are offers waiting* i'or you.
■fl. Just take the required courses, don't, get a broad education   .
7. Cook your medical aptitude
lest -looks better that way.
*s. Have a cureless communicable disease; you can appreciate tho patients suffering.
!i. Don't bother to join (Tie Pre-
Med Association. Thoy all
* '■ ly.
Id. Don't take any ildvlce from
tlio I'ntvcrsify Counsellor or
representatives of the faculty
of Medicine, they Just want to
get rid of you.
II. If after five years, you are
still ill first year look up the
requirements for Iho Jaultoi
of   the   Medical   Building.
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J Page Four
THE UBYSSEY
Tuesday, February 26, 1952
Bird Soccer Team Scores 2-1 Victory
Over Collies To Creep Up On Leaders
Dobson,   Popowich  Tap
In   Important  Goals
Editor—Barry Drinkwater
Braves Champs
Ray, Bet's
Kids Roll
To Title   .
Coaches Bob Hindmarch and
Hay Davidson arfe receiving
congratulation* today from ath
■ letlc sections today for their
terrific work in guiding the
UBC Bravea to the city intermediate A boys hoopla title
Saturday night at King Ed
gym.
Hindmarch jusif took    over
the coaching role recently to
help Davidson who had to give
' up his post for a while owing
to busings pressure.
However, Davidson's work
with the club was really shown
Saturday night as the local
youngsters rapped Clover
Leafs 38-32 to race away with
the city crown.
Now Braves will be after
the U>wer Mainland, the Vancouver Island and the Provincial hoop titles.
m ».. * * *w
Hoop Kiddies
End Season
University of B.C. Thunderbirds
'tiered  their 12th straight Ey«r»
green Conference  In Tacoma  Sat
nrdaynlght.     College     of     Puget
Sound  downed  Birds 87-57.
Birds only trailed 10-18 at quarter time and :w-2."> at the half.
»
John Southcott led the Birds in
scoring with 14 pointy. It was
UBC's final game.
By PETER PRASLOSK1
A goal by Bill Popowich two minutes after the start of the
second half gave the Varsity Thunderbirds a victory over the
previously undefeated Collingwood Soccer team in a game played at Callister Park last Sunday afternoon.
 •— — ; 1    Thunderbirds   scored    the    lira
mmmmmm^mmmmmmmmmm^mmmmmm^ * K'()ai shortly  after  the start  of Hie
game when Dud Dobson drove the
ball Into thu top corner of the net
from close !n. A few minutes'later,
Collingwood scored from a scramble  in  front qf  the  Varsity  goal
Hill Sparling almost got a goal in
when he had only the goal-keeper
to beat, but the ball came in too
high and tho goal-keeper got his
hands ou the ball before BIU'could
head It into the not.
DETERMINED
After the half-time rest, the
'Birds came onto the field determined to win ,and went ahead 2-1
on hill Popowlch's winning goal.
Tho reminder of the game was a
hurd-fought, fast game with Collingwood determined tn even the
score ut all costs.
But the 'Birds kept on the offensive, and scorod again on a
break by Po*powlch.
The goal was disallowed because
of an offside call.
DEFENSE TROUILE
Meanwhile the defense ln front
of the Varsity goal found Itself ln
trouble several times and Goalie
Mike Puhach made several spectacular saves.
When collingwood found them-
selve*s in danger of losing a game,
they decided to play a .close-checking game and in that second period
it was a pretty rough game.
MARIO TRICKY
Mario Crlstlano, Collingwood's
inside left, spent almost as much
time sprawled on the ground as he
did standing up.
Collingwood's .centre  half,  Dave
Fryatt,  was  Injured  and  left  the
field midway ln the second half.
MEET AGAIN
Several other Collingwood players were injured, but they continued in the game. Fortunately Varsity had no Injuries during the
game.
Varsity will again meet Collingwood In the main event of o double-
header scheduled for 2:15 next
Sunday afternoon at Callister
Park.
ACTION AND LOTS OF IT was the main theme of the
Hamber Cup series played over -the weekend tt Kerrisdale
Arena. Above U9C's Gryshcuck vainly attempts to beat
—Photo By Walt Sussel
worried Alberta goalie. UBC lost series 11-7 on total goal-
basis. It was second year in row Golden Bears have beaten
'Birds in series. See story below for details.
8TANDING8
Collingwood    14 1ft   1 3 IU IR 23
Varalty            11    Q   2 3 p5 22 14
Dom. Hotel     14 ' 5   4 5 25 22 11
S. Bur'by  I*. 14    5    7 2 21 24 12
South  Htrl       14    4    7 3 21 »0 11
Sappertoti        1.1   2 10 1 17 34    5
BirdsTrimWestVan
12-3 In Exhibition
By BRIAN WHARF
As final preparation for next week's all important series
with the California Beara-Varsity Thunderbirds trimmed the
West Vancouver Barabarian 12-3 on Saturday afternoon at
the pagan's home ground.       * *—
Coach .Albert Balthwilte experimented freely with the lineup in
order to rest some of his first
string players and to test the merit
of the reserves.
POSITIONS SWITCHED
American football converts Dave
Mc Far I une and Dan Lajosky aud
Brave joined Jimmy McWilliam:*
took ovei* the regulur positions
Frank (lower, Doug McMillan and
(retard Kirby in the forward ranks
and played extremely well.
The three ipiurter line had many
changes. Stand off for the second
division Uraves. (lurry Palmer
started in (lurry .Main's centre
three iinarler spot. Obviously ner-1
vous Palmer did not show his real !
ablillly. j
Full back Stew Clyne. whose de-l
fending position was tilled very!
capably by 1'oter Van Marten, re I
placed Palmer late lu the second!
hair. ;
Alter the half time Interval'
(.'lym* returned to full hack and
Palmer rutin* buck Into the game
at right wing running in a very
creditable ihe performance I'or the
regular right winger (leorge Puil
remainder of the" game. Mini's refilled tlm vacated throe quarter
positions. J
NEWTON, WHITE GOOD
John Newton patrolled his right
noon, scoring three out of the four
wing position brilliantly that after
t/Mes. Stand ofr Bill Whyte got the
other one as a result of an exceptionally   skilful   run.
Boxing,  Squirm
Matches Away
Yesterday, iu the Mew (!vni. eliminations foi* boxing und wrestling  got   underway.
Tbe Ubyssey will curry full results until the finals which will he i with   the
Bears Away
With Puck
Cup, 11-7
By ALEX MacGILLIVRAY
Alberta Golden Bears, Hon.
Eric Hamber's personal piece
of silverware clenched firmly
in their collective mitts, planed
back home Monday after a
somewhat hectic ice hockey
series over the weekend.
Bears cantered away with the!
annual series 11 goals to four to
won the total goal series handily.
Thunderbirds, with coach Wag**
Wagner and Ubyssey hockey writer-manager Brian Prentice wringing the best out of their charges
came close to knocking off the
Saturday night in the final game,
highly rated visitors but a last period rush by the Bears made them
settle ror a 4-4 tie.
Alberta won, tlio llaiibor Trophy
on the strength of tlu-ir victory
Friday,   7-3.
'Birds showed flashes of good
hockey Friday but in the main were
over-awed by the tight and steady
defence which the visitors showed.
DEFROSTED
Only in the last few minutes of
the final period of the contest did.
the locals de-frost themselves scor
ing three quickies iu five minutes
Friday the locals were obviously mixed up in plays, signals and
general Ice know-how. The Bears
weren't that much better but they
did have that much more finess
around the goal mouth and as a
result zoomed into an early lead.
Sturday, Thunderbirds started
out like a fella responding from a
kick in the buttocks. Who knows,
maybe Prentice administered such
a form of persuasion Friday night.
Anyway they scored three goals
in the opening period and looked
as 1,1' they weren't just going along
for lhe ride.
However     the     Alberta     (lolden
Bears settled down, came  up  with
sonti'   nice   pas.ing   and   the   rest
you know about.
TO COLORADO
Thunderbirds   roll   out   of   town
this  Wednesday destined  for Colorado   whore   they'll   play, a   series
met   impressive   Amerl-
UBC Gals Hoop Team To
Play Roamers On Friday
„     By JAN CRAFTER
The Roamer Girls' Basketball Team, a female version of
the Globe-Trotters, play Thunderette basketball team in the
Memorial Gymnasium at noon on Friday, February 29.
The  Roamer  Girls  Team   is   be-1"	
lieved to be the oldest girls' team
playing yet ln the United States.
Three members of the team, Bertha  Ootids,  Omaha  U„  Jerry  Lar-
iinoie,   California    I'.,   and    Helen; 0f  22   points  per  game.   Team   re-
(Soprano)    Barr,    Arkansas    State; ,.„r,|.>* for *;U*t year was '12 wins-no
losses   and  2<!   losses   and   18  wins
against mens
Hick Hudson, their manager, is
not only bringing the team to the
ranipus, but also a Variety Show
for Half-time, featuring The Har-
monett.es, a singing group.
College, are all over 6 feet #all.
Kthel Lanoue, Playing coach nnd
guard, is a graduate of Bernard
College,  She  Had a game average
COLLIES WIN
Chiefs Lose
Came And
Players
By V. FRED EWARDS
UBC's fighting Chiefs suffered their 12th straight, defeat of the season at Collingwood Park on Suiidaay afternoon.
Once again it was the erratic shooting of the forward line
which prevented the Chiefs
from scoring.
Although the score was r.-U
for the Collingwood l.egion-
aires the game was not as bad
as   the   score   indicates.
Karly In the game tbe Chiefs
lost their efficient right-wing-
ei, Bruce Madely who receiver
a cut on the head when a Collingwood player hit Bruce accidentally as they were jumping to head the ball. Alex Mc-
("abe was also injured but re-
tt'.i ned   in   the  second  half.
PREMEDS CALL
FOR SPORT HELP
This little bundle of words
is mainly a request for all you
guys and gals in Pre-Med to
turn out and support your intra-mural team.
There are four events still to
be run off in the Intra-mural
—touch basketball, track and
field, softball and possibly tennis.
We would like to field a
strong  track  team.
We have a good nucleus for
the team—the boys who cleaned   up  the  Cross  Country.
All we need now Is a few
boys to round out the team. To
those interested in competing
for Pre-Med please contact Don
Barrieau or John Watt, FRaser
1774.
Hoop Scoring
Record Made
PORTLAND — (Special to tho
Uhyisey) — Johnny O'Brien,, Seattle University' guard, who showed
at UBC last fall, set a National
Individual College baaketbal scoring hrcord here on Saturday night.
He scorod 'M points to bring his
season's   total to 070.
Seattle lost the game OH-SO, to
Portland  University.
held   on   March
cau  collegiate  puck  s(|tind.
WHITTLES SWIM KIDS
FLY TO BIG  VICTORY
Coach Doug Whittle's swimming team garnered 74
points Saturday in taking a four way swimming meet
which was held Eastern Washington College.
The University of Idaho was second with 64, Western
Washington was third with 45 and Eastern forth with 24.
UBC won six firsts, including two relays.
m«e* \
4 Delicious Flavours
VANILLA • CHOCOLATE * CARAMEL - BORDEAUX
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