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 Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia
VOL. XVI.
VANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1934
No. 31
Campus
Italian Noble
Guest
For Thursday
A noon-hour lecture by Don Mario
Colonna, due dl Rignano, distinguished Italian speaker will be held in
the Auditorium on Thursday under
the sponsorship of the National Council of Education. The duke will speak
upon the economic development of
the modern corporate state. Dr. L.
S. Klinck will be chairman of the
meeting.
A lecture on 'Italy and World Conditions" will also be delivered Thursday evening In the Auditorium by
the same speaker.
Don Mario, who comes from one of j jert   q0\   and Mrs. Logan, Dr. and
the most distinguished Italian faml- ^rs  Gordon Shrum.
Junior Prom
Coming UpV
Sounds of wailing in the upper Arts
corridor have been traced to Dr. G.
G. Sedgewick, Honorary President of
Arts '35, who finds that his trip to
Toronto is going to keep him from
attending the Junior Prom.
We're sorry for Dr. Sedgewick
when we review the attractions
scheduled for Thursday evening.
Earle Hill, the Spanish Grill and a
cabaret supper are the features promised by President Harold Johnson;
the dance is to be strictly informal,
and the mere sum of |2.00 opens the
gates of the Junior paradise to outside couples.      •
Tickets may be obtained from any
member of the '35 Executive, and
class fees payable to the Executive
are the necessary passport for Juniors. No fees, no party, is the ultimatum issued by Mr. Johnson.
Patrons for the evening will be:
Dean and Mrs. Buchanan, Dean Bol-
Evaluated By
Drummond
lies is a Knight of Honor of the Order of St. John of Jerusalem, and the
eldest son of Prince Colonna, onetime Royal Italian Ambassador to
London, and governor of Rome. He
Is a graduate* of Cambridge University
and saw active service during the
war as a cavalry officer both of the
Italian and British armies.
On Saturday evening, Feb. 17, the
meeting of the Vancouver Institute
will be taken over by the National
Council. Signor Euginio F. Croizat,
an outstanding lecturer on painting
and sculpture, and Signorlna Amy
Bernardy, formerly professor of Italian at Smith College, who- at present
holds an Important position in the
Literature department ot the University of Florence, will be the speakers.
On Tuesday, Feb. 20, Signor Croizat will deliver an illustrated lecture
on Italian Art at 3:15 In Arts 100. The
following noon Signorina Bernardy
will be the ^ruest speaker at a special
noon hour meeting, which vill con-
*er_de tina serfes.   •*'■ • *
DIRECTOR      |
AT THE PLAY
"Spring Cleaning" is probably the
greatest success as yet of the International Players.    It is a witty play
Implications of the Roosevelt Recovery Plan was the subject Professor G. F. Drumond discussed with
the International Relations Club,Wednesday evening last at the home of
Professor and Mrs. H. F. Angus.
Mr. Drummond first outlined the
conditions in the United States be-
i'ore the depression with special mention of the war controls and the
growth in tha labor movement. Since
the depression this power has tended
to disappear through restriction by
the law courts and legislation. In its
stead has come the ascendency of
business exploitation and the integration of industry.
Increased Leisure Needed
"Prosperity," declared Mr. Drummond, "is poised between the industrialists on the one hand and the consumers and workers on the other.
There has been no fall in price but a
rise in unemployment, a rise which
could have been prevented not by
lower prices and higher wages but increased leisure."
Roosevelt not only strives for a
general business recovery but a reduction of overhead debt, a re-distribution of income to the benefit of
Regulations governing Bursaries,
Studentships, and Fellowships haw
been received by the Registrar from
the National Research Council.
These scholarships are intended for
students who have given evidence of
capacity for original research. The
most suitable evidence of this capacity is the presentation of a research already performed. In the
case of bursaries, high distinction in
scientific study during the undergraduate course is required.
The scholarships are open on equal
terms to men and women. An applicant must   be a  British   subject
Elect Executive
Roosevelt Plan b%S_m<^ti- c,afsesG alio way
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Discusses
Gold Mining
At a meeting in Arts 100 on Monday, the graduating class of '34 elected an executive to handle all business of graduating exercises. Jekyll
Fairley was elected president, and
Myrtle Beatty vice-president. The offices of secretary and treasurer were
voted to Alison Reed and Roy Eyre
respectively. Milt Owen was chosen
to fill the office of valedictorian.
Dr. Shrum, as honorary president
of th. graduating class in Arts, was
voted honorary president of the graduating class, as a whole.
Owing to the early election of the
resident in Canada, and to be eligible I executive, it was decided that they
for an award must not have passed
his thirty-second birthday on March
31 of the year of application. A married person cannot hold a bursary,
studentship, or fellowship.
Application for scholarships must
be made by the candidate to the Research Council.
Special Regulations govern bursaries.
1934 Scholarships
Scholarships to be awarded in
1450, open to applicants who have
graduated with high distinction in
scientific study. Studentships of tbe
value of |500 will be open to applicants who have already done some
original graduate research in science.
Fellowships of the value of |550 will
be open to applicants who have given
distinct evidence of capacity to conduct independent research in science.
Attention is called to the fact that,
because of drastic reduction in the
thc low lying groups and the stabil-  appropriation available this year for
E. V. Young
Mr. Young i
with serious implications, and the the "Mikado," which the Musical So- !
company show a penetrating insight cicty -ls presenting February 21-24.!
in creating the characters and spirit He has been connected with the Little'
of the piece
Next to Somerset Maugham, Frederick Lonsdale is often considered
England's most competent writer of
the modern comedy of manners. Certainly "Spring Cleaning" has more
stuff to it than any plays Mr. Hodgson has offered Vancouver yet. The
play is also superior, in my opinion,
to "The High Road" of the same author, given last autumn at the Empress Theatre. I would unhesitatingly recommend  "Spring Cleaning" to
ization of the economic system. To ac
complish this aim employers need to
be organized so they may be forced to
accept a given policy fitted to better
the balance between employer and
worker.
State Powers Organized
The president is now using the power o. the state to borrow and lend in
aid of business disbursements, the
farmers, unemployment, local relief,
public works arid direct subsidy to
the gold and silver industries. It is
hoped that through these channels
business credit ancl a demand for commodities will be stimulated.
| Mr. W. H. Taylor, who was in Cal-
dramatic director ofjitornia recently told the club of the
first reaction he noticed was the rise
in the price of hair cuts.
During the discussion it was observed that there is a tendency to regard the plan as one devised and imposed by a master mind, but it is more
likely a careful balance of guiding tendencies.
Theatre for some time, and is well-
known in Vancouver dramatic circles
for hi* outstanding directing ability.
Famed Negro Drama
Expounded To S.C.M.
"Green Pastures," the famous negro play by Marc Connelly, was Mr.
E. R. McLean's topic at the S.C.M.
noon-hour lecture last Tuesday.
Mr.   McLean   prefaced  his  reading
scholarships, only a limited number
of awards can be granted. Thus applications should be strictly confined
to candidates with outstanding records, both in their undergraduate and
postgraduate courses.
would be able to handle the question
of the valedictory gift without the
help of a special committee.
Previous to the elections, the last
year's program was read by the chairman of the meeting, Gordon Stead.
Abolish War
Cry Students
Delivering a message of peace,
thirty-six members of the U. B. C.
International Group took over pulpits
of churches in every denomination but
one throughout Greater Vancouver on
Sunday.
"We are facing the, greatest issue
ever put be.'ore any generation. We
can not delay peace, it is definitely on
the way. If we don't deal with the
problem of establishing it, the next
generation will," declared the speakers.
Ministers who had given over their
churches   to the   University   Youth
group expressed the view that it was
fitting that  the  successors  to  those
,   , , ., who had given their lives in the last
In  view of  the reduced value  of|g-eat upheavel in what they believed
these  awards,   the  period  of tenure was a war to end war> who would
furnish cannon fodder for the next
one if it came, should take the front
in organizing the new "patriotism of
peace" through a consolidation of
idealism and realism.
will be eight months instead of nine
months as stated in the printed regulations.
March 1 is the final date on which
application may be made. Application blanks and copies of the regulations governing these awards may be
obtained from the Registrar.
Mikado Under Way
Wednesday, Feb. 21, will be students night for tho Mikado. All seats
in the house will be unreserved. Student tickets will be on sale next Monday at the Quad, box office. The price
is 35c.
of  the play  by   a  short  survey   of
any students out for an entertaining j Hosea's life and message to his peo-
Exchange Views
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There is a great and universal interest being evinced Ln Gold Mining
in British Columbia, the mine promoter, the broker, the business man
and the unemployed man are all
vitally interested in the future of
gold mining in B. C.'s hinterland
fcuid Mr. J. D. Galloway, Provincial
Minerologist in his lecture at the
regular meeting of "The Vancouver
Institute" last Saturday night.
Highest Gold Price In World
It is a far cry from the old days
when the first lode and placer mines
were discovered around the Queen
Charlotte Islands and the Thompson
River in the late 1850's the speaker
said. The production of gold in B. C.
has doubled since 1931 reaching the
six million mark last year. The gold
mines have continued to employ
hundreds of men throughout the depression and now, due to the fact
that Canada is paying the highest
price for gold in the world, $32.33 an
ounce, more men are being called Into service to work mines which couldn't be profitably worked if gold commanded a lower price.
Shallow Mines In B. C.
There are three districts in R. C.
which contain valuable deposits of
gold the speaker said, the Bridge
River, pie Cariboo and the Nelson.
The mines in these districts which
are producing the best grade of gold
ore are not on newly discovered
sites but on sites which were discovered some 15 or 20 years ago.
Mr. Galloway warned investors that
because a company could boast of a
few unproductive quartz veins close
to the surface that there was no
guarantee that there was gold at a
greater depth beneath the surface.
He pointed out that most of the mines
in B. C. were comparatively shallow
and that the deepest veins did not go
"A new patriotism is springing up much   beyond  200  feet  beneath  the
in the world today, one that realizes surface,
that peace is the beginning, ancl war(    Mr_ Galloway stated very emphatic
the end, of everything." , aUy that lt would be a very unwise
War was recognized as more than • proceeding   to  turn  a  large  section
evening.
The story concerns an author's attempts to regain the affections of a
wife who falls in with a crowd of
"degenerates." H. satirizes them in
his book "Respectable Prostitutes."
and then springs on them an honest-
to-goodness prostitute, in order to effect, in her words, "some spring
cleaning." The unforeseen results of
this action comprise a long and clever
working out of the plot, *
The highly diverting "degenerates"
arc written in a deliberate satiric
vein, and played for their rich comic
and villainous worth (so that triumphant morality drew applause
from the house). Marian Shockley
is an anaemic monocled girl of super
sophistry; Blair Davies, an effeminate
youth; Harry Stafford, a sensuous old
man making the most of his wealth;
Vane Calvert and Hugh Symington,
aristocrats dissipating their heritage;
and best of all, Colin Craig, a philanderer of delightful navete, who
shares honors with Leyland Hodgson
as thc author; Barbara Brown as the
wife and Finis Barton as the streetwalker.
This last individual, Lonsdale, reminiscent of Eugene O'Neill, invests
with a worldly wisdom, a heart of
gold, and a professional pride.—J.B.C.
Bouchette    Discusses
Journalism Tomorrow
Bob Bouchette, well known as a
columnist with the Vancouver Sun,
will be the guest speaker for the Vocational Guidance Group for their
next weekly lecture to be held tomorrow noon in Arts 100.
Mr. Bouchette will take as his topic
the  profession  of journalism.
pie and a description of the negro
cast and the stage setting used when
he saw the play.
The prologue to the play depicts a
negro Sunday school teacher giving
the pupils a literal interpretation of
the opening chapters of Genesis. The
rest of th. play is the dramatization
of the conceptions given by the
teacher.
Part one of thc play opens with
the Lord God as an old negro parson walking in the garden and pronouncing everything good and carries the story to the building of the
ark.
Part two is a more serious section.
It shows the Lord's increasing worry
for his chosen people. During the
Babylonian activity God goes back
to heaven and leaves his people, disgusted by their constant waywardness.
Later, however, he goes down to
earth in disguise and speaks with
Hezdrel ,the only imaginary person
in thvi play, and learns that the people are trusting in the Lord God of
Hosea who is merciful though he lets
them learn through suffering. The
play ends with the voice from the
background saying,"
"Oh look, dey going to make him
carry it op dat high hill! Dey goin'
to nail him to it : Oh, dat's a terrible
burden for one man to carry," and
a 'Hallelujah' for Christ Jesus.
By Nancy Miles
War Is Hell . Tricky
Yes, here it is again. We promised Maybe it's spring or something, but
not to bring the subject up, but duty | two papers from entirely different
pointed the way, and what could we, sections present u; items with most
do  but follow? | peculiar effects.   They follow:
The Oregon Emerald proclaims with j "Hoiboit was a little -quoit,
a big black streamer head, that com- j Ungregarious and coit
pulsory  training  in  the  R.O.T.C.  at  Never wore a poiplo shoit
their university was saved by a mere  Never tried to pleaso a skoit,
five  votes.    Only  half   the   faculty! Thought  it was  absold  to floit,
turned  up  at  the  meeting,  but  the, Hoiboit was an intravoit.'
voting ran 36 for, 31 against.
Goming events cast  their shadows
before.
Old Stuff
The Toronto Varsity reports an exhibition in the library of papers pub-
From
Washington State Normal School
and
"A rptr hu wkd in Shnghi
On the Dly Whng Suey Ywa Pfi
Ws askd by hs btrs
To lev out th ltrs
Among i A, E, iOu & Y."
From The Varsity.
•   •   •
NEW HOME FOR CO-ED
BALL?
A tentative suggestion was made by
Eleanoro Walker last night at Council,
to hold the Co-Ed Ball this year in the
Georgian Restaurant of the Hudson's
Bay. However this will have to be
passed by the Women's Undergraduate
lished a hundred years ago.
the advertisements were:
"An apothecary who deals in
'Drugs, Patent Medicines, Oils and
Colors, Dyes, Stuffs, Perfumery, Garden Seeds, etc'." Vaguely familiar.
Oh! for the good old days!
And an all embracing one, "Dry
Goods, Liquors, Groceries, etc."
Also,    "Bending    and    unbending
nails as usual."
•   •   •
Slot of Money
Little drops of water, and little
grains of sand—Little dimes and nick-
les dropped into slot machines composed largely of metal and the element of chance net the owners |3,000
a week at the University of Washington.
The machines are "fixed" it seems,
so that they dish out to the suckers
3 percent, of all that is put into them,
the jack-pot reaches the nickle-drop-
per once In every one thousand tries, j will like it too.      And of no small
It amounts to $4.35. consideration is the fact that college
Persons playing a slot machine are audiences have no repressions when
subject to a fine or imprisonment or it comes to expressing an adverse
both. opinion.    Metaphorically,   when   dis-
Dramatic Irony
Dramatic producers in New York
: are ruminating ever a new idea,
which being connected with the colleges, we wish to report to you.
Heretofore plays have been tried
out on the dog before taking up city
runs, in the metropolises of Hoboken,
Atlantic City, Hnckensack, and such
provincial towns. The audience reaction is mlnuteiy observed, the ho-
hum dramatic expanses eliminated,
and the jittery parts emphasized before the opus begins its serious run.
Producers announce that hereafter
they will try their plays out on th'
college towns. Why? Elementary
my dear Watson.   In effect they say:
College students are more sophisticated and hard-boiled. If they like
an entertainment, the general public
Society,   before   plans   are   definitely I    II seems to ™ake tnem suckers go-
made. I ing and suckers coming,
pleased, they toss their lunches around
I and comment.
imminent, with Germany, Italy, Aus
tria and Japan  pursuing policies of
"rabid   nationalism,"    and    a  second
Russo-Japanese struggle on the horizon.
In driving home assertions that
war cannot pay under any circumstances, many saw the League of Nations as a solitary hope for peace.
"Failure of thjs one body of international control will not lie with the
League itself, but with those nations
that will not co-operate with it."
Several speakers brought the problem of internationalism home by referring to Canada's control of thc
world supply of nickel. Eighty-five
per cent, of the nickel comes from
Canadian mines, but this is allowed
to leave the country through private
interests.
"The Dominion government has
sadly shirked its duty in this matter;
Failing a system of control of the
basic minerals necessary to war by
the League itself, it should become a
matter for the nations producing
them."
Services in the various churches
receiving the Group members took
the international theme for their entire services. There is a possibility
that further services will be conducted by members of the Group in an
effort to continue the movement.
Frosh Scramble
Set For Georgia
A definite announcement has come
from the freshmen executive to the
effect that the '37 class scramble will
be held at the Georgia with Earle
Hill. Despite strenuous efforts en
the part of the executive the dance
must start at 8:00. However the dance
promises to be one of the best of the
year. A limited number of tickets
are available. They may be obtained
from any member of the executive.
ROYAL ASTRONOMICAL SOCIETY
A meeting of the Vancouver Centre
of the Royal Astronomical Society of
Canada will be held in the Science
Building, University of British Columbia, on Tuesday, Feb. 13, at 8:15
p.m. The speaker will be F. S. Hogg,
Esq.. Ph.D., of the staff of the Dom-1
inion Astrophysical Observatory, on
the subject, "Meteors." Everybody j
welcome. '
of the unemployed out to make their
living panning gold. He said, that although there were many parts of
B. C. that had not been thoroughly
prospected, there were not many out
cropplngs which could easily be observed by an inexperienced person
remaining awaiting the chance discoverer. On the other hand granted
there were many such outcroppings
the labor of obtaining the gold from
these sources is very strenuous Indeed and highly unsuited to the tern-
perement of the majority of the unemployed.
Need For Survey
In conclusion Mr. Galloway remarked that there was a great need for
more geological survey work in the
hinterland of British Columbia. Many
known areas have already been extended because of the efforts of the
geologists, in working in cooperation
with the bureau of mines at Ottawa
has, through experimentation as to
the best methods of treating different types of ore and their inspection of refineries with the purpose in
view of informing the operators of
the most modern methods of refining,
kept the techinque of gold mining in
B. C. to a very high standard.
In view of this high standard of
productive efficiency and the renewed interest in gold evinced by the
public feels certain that the production of gold in B. C. will reach
the 9,000,000 mark this year.
COMING EVENTS
Noon, S.C.M.,    Prof.   Logan,
Observations on War and Peace.
Aggie 100.
Today—   .
Noon, Arts '35 Class Draw in
Arts 100. (May it be more peaceful than the last draw!)
Wednesday-
Noon, V.C.U. meeting In Arts
204. Subject: "Business Ethics,"
speaker, Mr. V. C. Irons.
Noon, Literary Forum meeting
ln Arts 103.
Noon, Arts 100, Br* Bouchette
on "Journalism."
8 p.m., Art Club meets at 3857
West  Tenth  Ave.   Mr.  J.  Mc-
Carter speaks on Craftsmanship.
Thursday—
8-12, the Junior Prom ln the
Spanish Grill with Earle Hill! Page Two
THE    UBYSSEY
Tuesday, February 13,1934
(Member C.I.P., P.I.P.A.)
Telephone: Point Grey 206
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Feature Editor: Darrel Gomery
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Reportorial Staff
General: Jack McDermot, Alan Morley, Freth Edmonds,
Helen Taylor, Warren James, Donna Lucas, Jim Findlay, Allan Baker, Margaret Ecker, Rosemary Edmonds,
Margot Greene, Pauline Patterson, J. Donald Hogg, Breen
Melvin, Stuart Devitt. Doreen Agnew, J. G. Hill, Paddy
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Sport: John Logan, Peter O'Brien.
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Fred Richards.
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1934
COLONIAL STATUS
The Parliamentary Forum is taking notice
of the unfortunate financial mess in which the
province finds itself. To-morrow evening they
are debating on the possibility of British Columbia reverting to the status of a crown colony.
It is a subject that should be provocative
of considerable intelligent discussion. Many
believe that a return to the 'good old days'
when poor John Bull footed the bills would
be the only solution to the province's financial
difficulties.
With the example of Newfoundland confronting the youthful amateur legislators, there
should be plenty of opportunity for example
and argument.
Unfortunately the last meeting of the
Forum did not draw the crowd that the subject deserved. This organization is one of the
most active in promoting University spirit and
creating worth-while publicity. It merits
more consistent support from the student body.
SERIOUS SUPPORT
APES
AND
IVORY
By ARTHUR MAySC
THE BURNED LANDS
Those students who turned out to recent
games in which Varsity took part in the McKechnie Cup series were conspicuous by their
absence. The comparison in numbers with attendance at meetings on a major sport question which took place not so long ago is startling to say the least. ,
That students should consider themselves
eligible to vote another sport into that major
rating while at the same time refusing to lend
their support to teams already in possession of
that standing is ridiculous.
It appears that such is the case. As a result
of those meetings there are now five major
sports, accorded that rating by a body of male
students who obtained easy suffrage in the
Men's Athletic Association upon registration.
Any moral obligation to support those sports
by according them a fair measure of attendance, especially during their more important
encounters, seems not to have entered into
the consideration of those who cast their franchise so glibly.
It should be remembered that the term
"major sport" means a little more than just
the possibility of Big Block awards involved.
SOMETHING TO CROW ABOUT
As the News-Herald and sundry other
papers have blossomed out into the annual paeons on spring we think the Ubyssey should
go one too. Starting off with, "Have you felt
how WARM the sunshine is out here in Point
Grey?" We might follow up with a platitudinous description of the way the birds sing over
behind the gym and library.
Instead of that however we are going to ask
how in Sam Hill the danged things survive
with all the marauding crows this section of
the community boasts.
As the International Players have said, a
"pious idear" would be one where the C.O.T.C.
held their target shoot on the campus some
week-end, with highest marks going to the hero
bringing in the greatest number of pairs of legs.
■A
Correspondence
Editor, The Ubyssey,
Dear Sir:
The certain "Pooh Bah" who so
aptly designates himself "The Campus Crab," would be well advised to
secure some Information about his
subject before he spews a stream of
high sounding, misguided, etherial
words to the high heavens. Although
"Sneers and Jeer.'' is undoubtedly a
fitting column head, I would suggest
he add "Smears and Leers," which
would at least be more adequate.
However, it would be strange if our
poor, ignorant, side-stepping crab
could face the issue.
This new group is concerned with
one of the most difficult problems
facing our modern civilization. Only
fifteen years have passed since the
World War. The struggle In which a
mere ten million men and boys were
slaughtered In cold blood, another
twenty million left wounded, millions
more crushed physically and morally,
whole , areas devested, commerce
strangled, such bitter international
hatred aroused that even yet mistrust and fear are the dominant notes
in all international conferences.
Little do the masses seem to realize
that this accursed economic depression is the direct by-product of that
war. Nor do they realize that the
governments of the world are spend-
more on armaments annually
now, in time of peace, than at any
time before or since the war. That
conscription and compulsory military
training are enforced in all of the
n_» _ . river in the burned land,.  Ue -gj^l—*L .IfMS
voice is low and all-pervading, with odd half- at top speed,  and are prepared to
The high hills swing in a great crescent
from south to north, and the snow is on them
all the year. From the Coast you can see them,
purple and far off as in a dream—shining and
unattainable as Olympus of the gods. The way
to their feet is through the burned lands and
over the rolling, timbered ridges to Forbidden
Plateau, where the heather spreads in a wilderness of bloom, and the lakes shine blue and
sapphire in the shadow of the peaks.
The way to their feet is through the
burned lands. You swing up your pack by the
highway. You take three strides from the
white road-ribbon and the burned lands are
around you, cool and shadowy under the stars.
You have stepped out of the world. The sea
that is left behind will be only a memory, and' *°^
the mountains will hold themselves aloof, and
mock you from the heat ahead.
notes of loneliness, and sometimes a triumphant swelling that carries far in the night. One
tall fir stands all by itself on the ridge with its
top full of stars. You settle your packboard
against its rough column and rest quietly, while
the river weaves its strange spell through your
dreams. Then, with the sunrise at your back,
you push on through tangles that are diamonded and gleaming with dew. The river-voice
fades to a whisper now, for your trail goes on
into the waste country.
The sun climbs and climbs. From a thing
of grateful warmth it turns to a dragon of
bronze in the sky that breathes upon you hotly.
The winds of the burned lands are very low;
they touch your face and pass on, and the
fragrance that they carry is heady and wild, a
multiply their output twenty times
"if and when" war is declared. That
these same armament firms hold con-
troling interests in the financial institutions of the continental governments, and have been successful in
wrecking all peace and disarmament
conferences yet held. That such factories can turn out explosives and
poison gases which will wipe out our
largest cities by air raids in less than
forty-eight hours. That up to the
present we have absolutely no means
of defense against such attacks.
Few of us like to "think of these
things"; but the eleventh hour has
come, and If anything tangible Is to
be done to preserve peace it must be
'done NOW and by the YOUTH.
I am not representing here the International Relations Group; but am
merely stating my own views, believing as I do, that the only way that
we can prevent ourselves from being
caught in another death trap through
CLASS AND CLUB NOTES
MONRO PREMEDICAL CLUB
The next meeting of the Monro
Pre-Medical Club will take the form
of a survey of tne Vancouver General Hospital on Wednesday, Feb. 14,
at 3 p.m. sharp. Will all those Intending to go please communicate
with the president before 3 p.m.
Tuesday as final preparations must
be made at this time.
LITERARY FORUM
There will be a meeting of the Literary Forum in Arts 103 at 12:10 on
I Wednesday,  Feb.   14.    All  members
1 please note.
ARTS CLUB
The Art Club will meet at the home
of Miss Bingham, 3857 West Tenth
avenue, at 8:00 p.m. on Wednesday,
Feb. 14. Mr. J. McCarter will speak
on craftsmanship.
LETTERS CLUB
Th. next meeting of the Letters
Club will be held tonight at the home
of Mrs. L. Robertson, 1630 Wesbrook
Crescent.
DER DEUTSCHE VEREIN
There will be a meeting of the German Club on Tuesday, Feb. 13, at
the home of Mrs. Roys, 1447 Harwood
street. Mrs. Roys will give an address, and Mrs. de Ridder will give
some songs. In addition there will
be the usual program of games and
singing, for which the Liederbuch
will be required.
, . i flag-waving and cheap war propa-
sleepy perfume as of honey and hyacinths that gnndai is t0 0pen-mindedly face the
works its way into your being so that you can ' '^sue and strive not only for peace,
never really forget it. Presently you take off
your jacket and drape it on your pack as a
first concession to the sun-dragon overhead.
Your pace steadies to a slow, even swing. The
miles drop behind as the heat increases. Once
you cross a creek bed where the water stands
in warm pools, and a few reeds straggle along
the moist edges. But the trail does not pause
here. It climbs another ridge, then, at the
limit of its fifteen-mile swing, turns west again
toward the river.
Life in the burned lands is drowsy and
unafraid, for men do not often come here.
Grouse go up under your feet and flutter to the
nearest stump, where they stretch their necks
and eye you with the idiotic expression common to their tribe. You are in a mood to resent this expression now, for you are tired and
sweating. Foolish, unsightly creatures, flouncing about in the hot, red dust of this blazing
country ! Your fingers itch towards the throwing of stones, but you turn to the blackberry
patches instead. There are no berries quite
so pleasant to the taste as those of the burned
country. They have a piquant fragrance; they
grow in warm, sprawling patches under the
sun, and their juice leaves purple smears on
your hands and mouth.
This is the hottest of all hot times on the
burned lands. All the shadows are behind you,
and the sun stares level and coppery into your
face. Your legs seem to move as things with
which yoti have no connection, and your feet,
ensed in dusty loggers' boots, do not seem to
belong to you. The silence is intense, swelling
—then, suddenly, it bursts. The river is close,
laughing up at you like a friend, singing on its
way through glancing riffles and deep, heavenly-cool pools.
You look behind you on the way that you
have travelled. Stump and fireweed ancl the
black ghosts of trees—a wistful, scarred land
that has somehow grown dear to you. Then
you lift your eyes to the hills. They are more
remote than ever, with the twilight on them,
but the green timber is over the next long
ridge.
You are coming out of the burned lands.
but for the very maintenance of our
present civilization.
War is a colossal stupidity; an almost unbelievable lapse of human
intelligence. Only a few years ago
our brothers and fathers fought and
died in what they believed to be a
"war to end war." Did they die in
vain? That is for you and I to answer.   'Lest we forget!"
"MAC."
V. c. u.
A splendid congregation greeted
members of the V.C.U. when they
conducted the evening service at
Grandview Baptist Church on Sunday last. Miss Audrey Reid and Miss
Ruby Williams made excellent contributions to the musical part of the
service. Howard Bentall was the
speaker for the evening, taking for
his subject "The World-What Docs
it Need."
The regular open meeting of the
V.C.U. on Wednesday at 12:10 in Arts
204 will be addressed by Mr. V. C.
Irons, whose subject of "Business
Ethics" many students will remember. Mr. Irons spoke last year on
the campus when he spoke on, the
causes and cure of the depression.
All students are extended a warm
invitation to attend.
*   »   •
"There is a great opportunity for
missionary work in Nigeria," said
Mr. A. W. Davidson, addressing a
meeting of the V.C.U. Monday noon.
Mr. Davidson opened his address
with an outline of the form of government existing in Nigeria. He mentioned the cruelty of some of the
chiefs, ir. their methods of tax collection. In urging support of Nigerian Missions, Mr. Davidson asked
those present to support the work of
thi Nigerian Missionaries by prayer.
RADICAL CLUB
All those who feel that there is a
need for a radical interpretation of
modern social problems, are Invited
to attend a meeting of the Radical
Club, Tuesday, Feb. 13, at 8 p.m. at
the home of Una Biigh, 4533 Marine
Drive   (near Locarno Beach).
UNIVERSITY ENGINEERING
SOCIETY
Major D .R. McLaren, D.S.O., will
speak on Aerial Transportation, It
will be illustrated with lantern slides
on Canadian flying operations. Today noon in Applied Science 100. All
students are'welcome.
PHILOSOPHY CLUB
The Philosophy Club will meet tonight at 8 o'clock at the home of Miss
Mary Darnbrough, 3537 Osier avenue.
Miss Ruth Abbott will give a paper
on "Some Aspects of Delinquency."
All members are invited to be present.
TALKS ON THE ENGINEERING
PROFESSION
Speaker—Professor E. G. Matheaoi^
Subject—The Life and Work of the
Civil Engineer.
Date—Wednesday, Feb. 11
Time—12:25 noon.
Place—102 Applied Sclepce.
Editor, The Ubyssey,
Dear Sir:
Much as we may enjoy the ramp-
ings of a distortioned mind expressing his prejudiced views upon campus activities under the name of an
animal that is so low that it crawls,
I feel there should at least be justice done in making appraisals of any
serious endeavors of our undergraduates. Granted that much criticism is
deserved by the recent group of students, who have perhaps idealy
sought to arouse youth interest in international affairs by an appeal
through the churches, at least credit
may be forthcoming to those who
have taken the time to make what
they consider a pructicle expression
of their belief. While some may hav.
entered into the enterprise for the
sake of free publicity and praise, I
would point out that the REAL leaders of the movement have quietly
taken the background and some have
spoken in th. small, out of the way
churches.
It seems to me that the materialistic nature of the heckler of your
columns is well illustrated in most of
the proposed activities which he mentions. The only one of intrinsic worth
in the advance of the true university student's contribution to society
is perhaps participation in the Parliamentary Forum, ancl even in men-
tioing that he lays emphasis upon'
the glory ancl the "spectacular". With
such a low materialistic philosophy
(as one in his capacity must have, I
suppose), it is little wonder that he
cannot aprcciate any attempt on thc
part of the students to be of service to society in appreciation of
the privilega which is ours in obtaining a higher education. While this
may sound somewhat eulogistic, I
would point out to my friend that
most of those who have taken this
task seriously and sanely, (if he
would permit that adverb in this
connection), are students who are actively engaged on the campus in the
furtherance of scientific study ancl
practical programs in the Interests of
International  cooperation.     I  would ,
suggest, in closing, that the Presence
of the member of your staff eluded
to, would be a splendid surprise to
such organizations as now exist for
these purposes.
Yours truly,
One Pooh Bah.
Editor's Note:
This letter is published exactly as
received without alterations to spelling or grammar.
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Page Three
DEUTERONOMY AS YOU WOULD HAVE ME DO UNTO YOU !
The Ballad of
Three Fingered Joe
Chang Suey thinks he's plenty tough,
His soul is made of leather,
He wears no garters on his socks
,     In any kind of weather.
Chorus—
And wears no garters on his socks
In any kind of weather.
He has no use for woolen "longs"
To warm his skinny legs,
He has no fear of Science men,
Or profs, or rotten eggs.
Chorus—
And has no fear of Science men,
Or profs, or rotten eggs.      _ .
But when he aeea the lily-pond
He says "Get going, dogs,"
For when Chang was a freshman
He was bitten by the frogs.
Chorus—
For when he was a freshman
He was bitten by the frogs.
Ten Commandments
Of The Cafeteria
1. Thou shalt not attempt to push
in with thy tray when thou knowest
that five females have preceded thee.
2. Thou shalt not eat more than
thou canst pay for.
3. Thou shalt not expect bargains,
nay not even a hint as to the sausages, just because thou knowest well
the little blonde waitress.
4. Thou shalt not sample thy neighbor's chips to the extent of leaving
him  none.
5. Thou shalt not steal the family
tinware, neither the forks, nor the
big spoons, nor tho little spoons, nor
anything that is the Cafeteria's.
6. Thou shalt not throw, bounce,
or in any way misuse the family
heirlooms of priceless china.
7. Thou shalt not deafen the ears
of those who sit round about thee
while thou sippest thy soup.
8. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's cream bun, nor his salad, which
was the last, nor his larger dish of
ice-cream, nor his chocolate bar,
which thou couldst not afford, nor
anything that is thy neighbor's.
9. Thou shalt not take the name ot
the caf coffee in vain.
10. Honour thy fraternity brother
with his shekels that his days may
be long at thy table.
INSTALLMENT THREE
Synopsis of preceding instalments:
"Three Fingered Joe," aged hill billy,
whllo seated in his shack in the hills
as a blizzard rages outside, opens the
door to a faint knock. "The Stranger"
reels In, bitten badly with frostbites.
Joe asks him how come he is here, so
far from town.
"Set by the fire and warm a spell;
I shore would like to hear you tell
What be yore name, and what yore
home.
0 winter and summer I bin here
Nigh 4 year—in this frozen hell.
And none the tale will ever hear
Of why I left my Dawson home.
Folk called me Joe afore I came.
Reckon you mought a' heard the
name?
But thet' all gone and done with,
aye."
The Stranger heaved a heavy sigh,
"Yes Pard, I shore have heard of you
In circumstances strange but true.
Yore name's bin spoke in Dawson
Town.
O once 1 lived ln Dawson Town
And watched the gaming wheels go
round.
Then one went round a mite too fast
And took my grubstake as it passed.
And then I couldn't make ends meet
And had to go and roam the street."
To Be Continued
The Time Has Come
(THE WALRUS SAID)
(Beinp a useful, instructive and
beneficial rendering of an otherwise
futile composition with no end or
object in view.)
"The epoch has advanced hither-
ward," the marine carnivorous mammal averred,
"To discourse on various inanimate
entities,
Of coverings for the pedal extreme-
ties, and vessels adapted for navigation and a resinous compound used
to secure documents.
Of culinary living and growing organisms distinguished by their large
heads, and crowned individuals the
figureheads of nations.
And for what motive or ground the
continuous mass of salt water which
usurps the larger portion of the area
on the surface of the globe maintains a state of effervescence owing
to its constant temperature of approximately one hundred and twenty-
three degrees farh.nhelt, and whether or not the quadruped known as
swine is possessed of anterior appendages which serve to assist in flight."
Arabelle The Circus
Flea
What People Are
Saying
Dr. Pilcher: I can't remember any
such images. Few children can.
Zoo   Browne-Clayton:   Why   don't
they sell beer in here anyway?
journalism is a very fine career
for a side line for a circus flea of
cuorse we performers hav our careers
to follow and us ladys hav owr looks
to keep up so one doesn't find much
time for an Intellectual career thus
making life very difficult for a self-
educated flea like mlselt i should
start with a autoblografy about miself
a classical dancer m the circus who.«
name is arabelle though called sophle
for short by my husbanu Cornelius
who himself is known as mephistort-
holes for short i might mention in
passing that this name was given to
him by a dizzy blond in our troop
who is only in the chorus and has
a smart pair of legs 1 will say that
for her but shows at tim^s very poor
taste in fact is the m&st madeup
cheap loudmouthed hardboiled flea
in the circus, and of course a self-
educated flea like myself is never
bothered by her approaches to my
husband who though a fine upprigiit
flea in his way is a bit susceptible to
that cheeky hardboiled dirty double-
crossing and as 1 said b«fore loudmouthed hardboiled flurt hut many
men l will say that for him aie taken
in by such coarse ond shall i say
vulgar creatures who are no Intellek-
chual rivals to such a person as miself who look on lov as a sort of in-
tellekchual combination of minds,
which capacity Cornelius i regret to
say falls to fill though a fine uppright
flea in his way cornellus was once
very handsome and overcame me i
regret to say with a sort of animal
attraction so fatal to a young girl
Cornelius regards such thing, as ein
steins theory as intelleckchual snob
bery though i have never read it myself i hear it is t worthwhile little
book and that it ends hapily which
is as it should be.
Sneers and Jeers
By the Campus Crab
Library Hogs may he relegated to
the Aggie Farms for purposes of experiment. Let's learn the "Kitsilano"
—and use lt. Comment on current
Ideas of culture.
This Is Inserted for no motive or reason whatever but to fill up space.
(Fooled you that time.) Write your
own caption. Have you a little jokester
In your home?
A little bird has whispered that the
Discipline Committee has become
aware of the existence of the Library Hogs.
These are the objectionable ladies
and gentlemen whose callous disregard of the rights of other students
leads them to reserve places in the
library during rush hours by the
simple method of leaving their books
spread out on the tables while they
attend lectures, hen parties in the
cloak rooms, or smoke tests on the
front steps.
A large majority of the undergrads
will feel some quiet satisfaction when,
as I am assured will happen in the
ivear future, they hear the squeals of
the Library Hogs as a little financial
lard is being rendered out of them by.
the Committee. i
*   *   »
One of the problems that my last
column suggested th. Supreme Po-!
tentates might tackle, is the lack of
support the University teams in all
branches of sport are feeling. This
might lead the «;uperficial reader to
imagine that I advocate a return of
the Rah Rah spirit. This is not so.      j
The thing that I am deploring is the
fact that, in ridding itself of the Rah
Rah absurdities, the University has
gone to th. other extreme, and is
breeding a set of artifically blase
nincompoops, whose only outlet for
their natural animal spirits are bursts
of rudeness, crudencss, ancl trouser;
snatching. '
If the., gentlemen and ladies would
stop  kidding themselves,  and realize:
that they are only absurd in adopting what they imagine is a sophisti- |
cated attitude,  but which reveals it- '
self as a ludicrous and embarrassed
smugness,   they   might   give   rein  to
some of their innate enthusiasm, and
allow  themselves  to   take   advantage
of   the   excellent   entertainment   that
the teams offer for such a small price.
| This would  also  give  the  teams the
encouragement   of   something   better
than th.  pathetically small bodies of
.supporters they attract now.
In the clays whon such trophies as
the McKechnie Cup, the Mainland
Cup, and the Tisdall Cup seemed to
have permanent honvos on Varsity
shelves, -five or six hundred in a
1 Varsity rooting section was regarded
as a very poor turnout. There was
evidently some connection between
athletic success and student support.
Since the teams themselves still supply the hard work, good sportsmanship and undiscouraged energy that
has made the name of Varsity synonymous with all the best in amateur
sport, it is not unreasonable to suppose that the picayune tactics of the
student body are responsible for their
dismal performances, in depriving
them of the added drive and enthusiasm that comes from the realization
that they have hearty support behind
them.
As it is now, the student body demands a "Pep Meeting" before a
team can expect any support at all.
Here stale jokes, third-rate crooners
and two-bit dance bands pander to
their debased tastes, but when they
have jammed themselves into the
crowded auditorium and absorbed us
much free entertainment as they can
salvage from the sporadic rowdyism
in their own ranks, they leave with
a feeling of superior acuteness because they have "put something over"
and got something for nothing, not
intending to go to the game anyway,
This cheap skate philosophy is
largely to be laid at the door of the
upper years. They do not attend
sports themselves, and through the
decline of class organizations into
mere convening committees for annual dances, there is no medium left
through which to impress on the
freshmen as they come in each year,
the fact that they are expected to do
their part, not only to uphold athletics, but all otner Varsity institutions. The energies that used to be
ibvoted to these causes have been
diverted to the scores of clubs and
associations that swarm on the campus for the advancement of this, that,
ancl   the  other  freak   project.
Is it too much to ask the hundreds
of Supreme Potentates of these crusading circuses to take a little time
off from the objectives that range
through th. alphabet, all the way
from Aeronautics to Zoology, ancl do
a little for the only cause on the
campus that seems to lack supporters
entirely, that of the University of
British Columbia?
iH       ,H       *
The original purpose of free, or
State aided education, was the reduction of illiteracy. Judging by the
spelling and grammar of the average
Inanouter De Pub
Sitting Bull knows a thing or two.
At Hi-Jinx he was asked to "be around" should anything happen. For a
while he stood inside taking in everything, but when he tired of that he
went outside to chew the rag with
some of the boys. When the first
sounds of combat reached him from
the gym he took to his heels and vanished in a cloud of dust. They found
him in the vicinity of the library and
asked:
"What'd you do that for?"
"Those women'll be needing help
in a minute," he replied smugly.
This is an old one but it's still
good and perhaps somebody hasn't
heard it yet. Nelson was collecing at
the entrance to a senior-freshette tea.
The Sun reporter tripped blithely in
and inquired:
I'm from the Sun. Do I have to
pay?"
"Well," replied Nelson, quick like a
fox, "I'm from the moon and I hadda
pay."
And here's another one on that
same Sun reporter. She mentioned going into the "Lower Women's Common
Room." It might just as well have
been the "Common Women's Lower
Room," or better still the "Lower
Common Women's Room."
A senior named John Smith (to
you) went to the dentist's the other
day to replace some teeth he lost in
the game last Saturday. The dentist
showed him a set priced at ten dollars.
"But I'm broke," complained Smith,
"Haven't you any buck teeth?"
Here's something that DIDN'T happen on our campus.
Co-ed: "Now that you've kissed me
proffy, what do you think?"
Prof.: "You'll pass."
The A. D.'s have a budding young
punster not as yet ensnared by the
pub staff. The other night at dinner
one ot the brothers spat out a piece
ol' tough meat.
"Tush! Tush!" quoth Buller the
younger, "How do you ever expectorate if you do that?" (Too subtle?
Look it up.)
ROLL CALL
"Just in case any of you think this
class is a pastime I would like to inform you otherwise, and to insure
stricter attendance I am going to call
the roll."
"Brown."
"Here sir."
"Smith."
"Here sir."
This went on for perhaps twenty
names, and then:
"Jones."
No answer.
"I said Jones."
Still no answer.
"Well, alright, alright, he's not here,
Hasn't he got ANY friends in the
class?"
university student, as far as I have
been able to examine it, this purpose
has been lost sight of.
It is shameful to have to admit that
most of the undergraduates cannot
express the most elementary idea on
paper without mangling their native
tongue but it is so. This gives point
to the complaints that I have heard
over the compulsory English course
in the Commerce Department. The
students enrolled In this Department
want a course in Business English,
instead of being forced to take one
with a literary angle, as at present.
The English Department is overworked at present, but would it not
be worth considering the sacrifice of
even some one of the important
courses they are now giving, and substituting on. in elementary composition, so that the average graduate
might go forth into the world with
the proud, unusual distinction of
being able to read and write?
FANNY
FRESHETTES
DIARY
I thought I'd go to Hi Jinx as a
boy so borrowed my brother's sweater
and also a pair of pants which he complained I'd stretched all out of shape
which I don't see how I could as I
had to roll up the pants as it was and
wrap the belt around me about six
times. Well when I got there there
were only about two hundred other
girls there dressed in sweaters and
pants so I felt very original, the way
you do. The only really bad break I
made was doing my imitation of Mae
West out in the middle of the floor
with about ten boys looking in the
window and was my face red though
this is a very mean thing to do as
there are some costumes only for
for women. When the fight started I
was dumb enough to run out in the
front rank hoping I'd get a crack
at that nasty Bud Jones who passed
me up at the frosh. Well the result
was that I was all mixed up among
the men and the men knew I was a
girl and the girls thought I was a boy
and did I take a beating; One happy little creature dumped a gollon
of lemonade on my head and as if
that wasn't enough another droop
came at me with a pair of siccors
and before I could even get the
breath to yell help had cut off a
chunk of my hair big enough to
stuff a couch and my favorite spit
curl with it. I never thought I knew
so many swear-words off-hand but
I do know I went at it for about ten
minutes solid without repeating myself once and when I ran out of breath
who should be standing beside me
but the Dean. Well I just withered up
to about half my size and out I snuck
on my flat feet with my ears sizzling
like a waffle iron. Anyway I hope
they'll have Hi Jinx next year some
other time than the night before the
Science Ball so one will have time
to grow their hair again.
The gentleman is improving his
I score every day. He just made an
' eighty-five and would play the other
' nine holes if he bad time.
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Tuesday, February 13,1934
CflmPU/
Victoria Rep. and Varsity Draw Again
Varsity   Hoop
Squad Win
Saturday
Varsity came through with the expected victory over the McKenzie-
Fraser squad Saturday night by a
score of 35-19. The game showed the
student hoopsters up to rather better
advantage than the games in the last
two weeks have done. Getting back
some of their usual form they had no
difficulty In trouncing the Royal City
boys.
First Half Slow
The first half was rather slow as
the Fraser lads reverted from their old
flashy type of play and played a careful game. This held the scoring low,
leaving Varsity with a lead of 13-8.
During the second half the students
broke away and showing some of their
former brilliance they managed to win
the game with a score of 35-19. The
zone system of defence worked considerably better than it did in the
game against the Adanacs and the
visitors were kept from running up
any considerable score.
Wiiloughby Shines
The Varsity offense seizing every
opportunity worked several flashy
plays. Wiiloughby was the outstanding
player for the students and getting
back to his former speed he left the
Fraserites in the back ground on several plays, to amass a total of 11
points.
The next playoff encounter will take
place on Wednesday night, when the
Thunderbirds will meet the McKenzie-
Fraser team in New Westminster.
Should they win this game they will
probably meet the Adanacs in the first
game of the league -inals on Saturday.
Varsity: Osborne (11), Nicholson (5),
Bardsley (5), Wiiloughby (11), Wright
(3), Pringle, McDonald, McCrimmon,
Mansfield, McKee. Total-...
McKenzie-Fraser: A. Davy (5), H.
Davy, Wilson (7), Holmes (7), Bicker-
ton, McKnight, Douglas. Fraser. Total
-19.
SPORT RESULTS
English Rugby
Varsity 5    —    Victoria Rep. 5
Basketball
Seniors 35      —      Mc.-Fraser 19
Canadian Rugby
Juniors 0       —       Ex-Magee 5
Soccer
Seniors 1 — Renfrew Argyles 1
Juniors 3—Little Mount. Ath. 4
Grass Hockey Team
Enters Finals
Varsity defeated the East India
Hockey Club at Connaught Park Saturday by the score of 4-2, thereby
entering the final of the O.B. Allan
Cup with the Cricketers.
The game started off at a fast pace,
with Green, Varsity goal, making a
brilliant save. Then play turned to
the other end and Banns opened the
score for Varsity after ten minutes
of play. About ten minutes from half
time Banns added a second goal. This
completed the scoring and Varsity
led 2-9 at half time.
The Indian Club opened at a fast
pace and scored twice in the first
twenty minutes of the final period to
even the score. With but seven minutes to go Varsity's out-side left
scored the winning goal and two minutes later Banns added another goal
to complete the scoring.
For Varsity: Blackaller at full-back
Ono at center-half, and Banns in the
forward line, turned in best performances.
The team: Green, Blackaller, Bremner, Ritchie, Ono, Ames, Banns,
Vance and Hoicha.
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Senior Soccer
Tie Renfrew
Argyles
Showing a decided improvement on
the form of its last few starts, Varsity drew 1-1 with the strong Renfrew Argyles on the letter's home
ground on Saturday, in a regular V.
and D. fixture.
Varsity won the toss and chose to
kick uphill. The ground was sloppy
in places but the weather was well-
nigh perfect. On Jock Waugh's nonappearance MacDougall was moved
Into the full-back slot, Costain start-
ting at inside-left, and Sutherland on
the right wing. The rest of the Blue-
shirts were in their old positions.
Students Attack Early
The game started at a fast clip, and
the Students were the first io attack,
but Renfrew retaliated quickly. McGill was early prominent with) heady
clearances, while Todd looked dangerous on the left wing. The Argyles
half-line, composed of three former
Pacific Coast Leaguers, gave Varsity
endless Worry, yet their best efforts
were of no avail, owing mainly to
the splendid defence of the Collegians. Gardiner, at inside right for
Renfrew, also did many nice things
in this half and was ably supported
by Moffatt on his wing.
It was on a touch-line centre from
Moffatt   that  the    Argyles    obtained
their   marker,   when   Kirkham,   their
centre-forward, converted a close call
[after about 25 minutes of play. Var-
'sity then took the ball to the other
I end and both Todd and Martin had
hard luck with their shots on goal.
j At   this   stage   Costain  and   Stewart
, changed  places,  and  the  latter  was
unfortunate not to score soon after.
I    Sutherland Scores Before Whistle
j    With but a minute to go before the
interval Sutherland beat two defenders in the penalty area and drove a
| low shot directly at Lawrie, which
the elongated  goalie failed to hold.
The  teams turned around with the
score reading 1-1.
j   Although the second stanza was de-
< void of goals, it was nevertheless just
as fast and as interesting as the first.
| Students Dominate At First
I For the first twenty minutes Var-
'sity completely dominated the play,
the halves, lead by Wolfe, combining
very effectively with the forwards,
now aided by Smith (who took Sutherland's place) and the backs boot-
, ing finely.
'   Todd   was  again  unlucky   not   to
score   when  his   terrific   first-timer
, was  barely  saved   by   the  opposing
custodian,   while   Martin   shot   wide
from a fair position,
Argyles Press At End
Here the tide of battle turned visibly. As the Students weakened, so
the Argyles became more and more
aggressive, until towards the end they
practically penned Varsity ln their
own half of the field. But for occasional sallies, Varsity's attack lost
its power, for Wolfe, with sore leg
muscles, was forced to move up to
the forward-line while Kozoolin
dropped back into the pivot position.
The defense, however, held out gallantly till the final whistle, and Varsity shared the points.
Renfrew Half Line Good
For  Renfrew  the  entire  half-line
was most useful, while Gardiner and
Moffatt caught the eye on the forward line.
The whole team performed well for
Varsity, with McGill, MacDougall,
ancl Greenwod outstanding in the
back division, Wolfe on the intermediate line, and Todd on the attack.
Lineups:
Tlie teams.' Renfrew—Lawrie (B);
Pruss and Lawrie (J); Rys, Heath
and Christians Moffatt, Gardiner,
Kirkham, Chestnut, and Bennett.
Varsity — Greenwood; McGill, MacDougall; Thurber, Wolfe, and Costain; Sutherland (Smith), Kozoolin,
Martin, Stewart, and Todd.
t
U. B. C And Victoria
Teams Draw 5 • 5 In
McKechnie Cup Game
Vancouver Squad Win Cup When Game Between Varsity and Island Fifteen Fails To
Produce A   Winner
Repeating their former performance in Victoria, Varsity
and the Island City rep. team tied their second McKechnie Cup
struggle 5 all. As a result of this contest, Vancouver Rep. became the proud possessors of the historic mug. Victoria and
Varsity still have a game each against the representative fifteen
from thi» city but according to McKechnie Cup playoff rules,
even if the teams end the competition with the same number
of points the team which was first to garner said points wins.
Vancouver is the favoured team in that respect.
Varsity Leads In First Half
Saturdays game was a thriller from Victoria Opened Strongly
the start.    Playing conditions were1   Victoria  kicked  off  and  hemmed
ideal and both teams got off for long the *l™ f* ?" ™*™ )n *elr
,. „„ «_     _ _   _ own half of the field for the first five
thrilling  runs.    The student  scrum mlnute8i howeveri afte_ _ ,__,__ rf
had an edge on the visitors but the T\uhea by the forwards the ball was
Island backfield outpassed the student taken into Rep. territory. Ken Mer-
threes. Varsity led 5-0 at the end cer started the scoring run when he
of the first half but the old second intercepted a pass and broke through
half Jinx came to the fore and the the opposing threes. He passed the
Victoria team evened the score. Var- ball to Legatt who gave it to fleet-
sity came near to winning when: footed Bobby Gaul who sped down
Chris. Dalton essayed a penalty kick, the line to ground the pigskin at the
which just missed the bar by inches, flag. Dalton added the extra two
Varsity looked good in the first half I points when he made a beautiful
forcing the play throughout except j kick from a very difficult angle,
during the first few minutes. The The rest of the half was a ding
forwards excelled themselves playin_' dong battle. The Varsity scrum
a bang up game with more force and threatened frequently but excellent
spirit than usual. The pack broke, clearing by the Island back-field pre-
quickly from the scrums and were, vented a score. The Victoria threes
on the ball at all times. The student got away for long runs but hard
threes w.re tackling well and got j tackling on the part of the students
away for some long thrilling runs.     ! spoiled their chances.
Victoria Team Ties Score
when the Blue ancl Gold squad were
awarded a penalty near the Victoria
line. Dalton attempted to garner the
needed points by a place kick but thc
ball failed to clear by inches.
Varsity Scrum Good
Th. Varsity scrum played well, th.
work of Pearson, Senkler ancl Maguire being especially outstanding.
The threes as a unit played poorly,
but individually they showed well.
Al. Mercer shone. Jimmy Pyle, considering the fact that it was his first
attempt at the full-back position,
handled well, Macdonald, Turgoose
and Mclnnis were outstanding for thc
visitors.
The following were the lineups:
Varsity—Al, Mercer, Dalton, Gaul,
Pugh, Leggatt, Ken Mercer, Tye, Pyle,
Mitchell, Harrison, Pearson, Clement,
Senkler, Maguire and Upward.
Victoria—Mclnnes, Fleming, Rowe,
Macdonald, Brown, Stipe, Engleson,
Pearce, Schultz, May, Dodwell, Usher,
Robins,  Stewart,  Tye and Turgoose.
C
FULL BACK
MILLAR McGILL
Outstanding  full-back  for  the  last
three years, who played one of his
best games against Renfrew Argylfes
on Saturday.
After the cross-over the Thunderbirds lost some of their initial vigour.
The scrum while it was still superior to the Island pack, played loosely
ancl the student back-field handled
poorly or got caught wtih the ball.
Turgoose Scores Tor Victoria
Maguire, Pearson and Senkler broke
through the Victoria scrum several
times with the ball at their feet but
good defensive work on the part of
the visitors kept them from scoring.
Victoria came close to scoring when
Turgoose, speedy Victoria back-field
star, broke away for a long run down
the wing, With only Al. Mercer to
beat he passed to Fleming who
knocked on. Play was called back
and Varsity secured the ball from the
ensuing scrum. Turgoose shone again
when he intercepted a pass and ran
over the line. The try was converted
making the score 5-5.
Varsity played strongly from then
on In an endeavor to break the tie.
The  Students  chances  looked   good
Junior Soccer
Team Defeated
Saturday afternoon the Junior Soccer Team lost a hard fought battle 4-3
to the Little Mountain Athletic. Irish
ot' tlie University team opened the
scoring Ibr Varsity. Little Mountain
retaliated almost immediately and
managed to secure another goal before
the end of the half to make the score
2-1.
In the second half Orme of Varsity
evened the score with a hard shot.
Both Little Mountain and Varsity
scored once more to make it 3-all.
With only a few minutes to go a Little Mountain player scored the winning shot.
For Varsity Alun Lloyd and Moodie
shone, The team was as follows; Darwin, Lloyd, Moodie, Denne, Atwater,
Chester, Irish, Orme, Bunn, Godard
and Bardwell.
.Fairley   Wins
Dam Mt. Race
Jeckle Fairley took first place ln
the V.O.C. downhill ski race from
Dam peak on Sunday. He made the
descent in the remarkable time of
10% minutes despite the slow snow
conditions. Jack Mitchell fololwed a
close second with 12V. minutes and
Doug. Manley third with 13 minutes.
The greatest thrill of the day occurred when Ernie Mitchell slid
down the runway of the big jump
and soared into the air on a pair of
cross-country skis . Nice jump, Ernie!   Keep it up.
All skiers are advised that the club
slalom race will take place at 2 p.m.
sharp next Sunday, and the jumping
at 3:30 p.m.
The skiers all wish to thank Mr.
Kerr for his cooperation, and assistance in staging the race on Sunday
last.
To Would-Be
Journalists and
Minor Sport
Prexies
If any student would like to
cover minor sports for the sport
page of the Ubyssey, the sport
editor will be only too glad to
assign sports to cover. If any
of the executives of thc minor
sports or of major sports with
«econ«l (cams would like to hand
In reports of games they will be
published subject to editorial alteration.
NOTICE
Will person who threw a baseball
through the windshield of the Graham Paige coupe of I. C. Smith, grad.,
on Friday, please get in touch with
him through the Arts Letter Rack.
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El. 1544.
MIKADO, FEB. 21-24
Will Rowing's
Ranking Be
Raised?
Since the recent promotion of soccer to a major sport there has arisen
some discussion about the status of
other sports. The status of rowing
is one case about which there has
been considerable argument.
Rowing enthusiasts claim and apparently not without some justification that rowing has not received the
attention and support it deserves. At
present it is rated as a sub minor
sport and as such its followers receive little support from tha. Alma
Mater Society.
Last year Ned. Pratt, President of
the boat club this year, received a
Big Block for his outstanding performance when he represented Canada at the Olympic games. It is felt
that if the rating of rowing was raised
that the increasing interest would
produce a high calibre of rowing,
with the possibility of more champions being produced.
Throughout the United States and
in England rowing is recognized as
a major sport. If rowing could ba
encouraged on this campus there is
no reason why inter-collegiate competitions could not be arranged. At
present the Varsity Rowing Club
competes with the University of
Washington, but only with the lighter crews. Conside-ing the handicaps
under which the sport is conducted
at this campus tlv. showing made by
the Blue and Gold crews had been
excellent.
We would suggest that when considering the re-rating of University
sport activities that tho Men's Athletic Executive consider the status of
rowing and if possible raise its ranking.
At present there are over thirty
students turning out for rowing.
Considering the turnout for other
sports if participating in a sport is any
criterion of the ranking it should receive rowing deserves a boost.
j Cross Country To
Be Staged
Tomorrow
With the sound of the gun at 3:20
tomorrow afternoon, the Cross Country Race, the most gruelling event ln
the track program, will get under
way. The race wil be run rain or
shine. Inter-faculty rivalry should
flare up in this race, especially since
the recent escapades committed by
the Sciencemen. A large number of
deep-lunged athletes are expected to
do their stufY in their efforts to win.
Runners Trained Hard
During the past two weeks or so,
many of the long distance runners
have been in training for the event.
Often have they been seen pounding
the cinders of the Oval in an attempt
to improve their endurance. There
will be fences to climb, miniature
lakes to wade through, and ditches to
leap. It is ''oped that the frosh will
turn out and show their seniors just
what they can do.
Points To Count Towards Cup
Ten points will be awarded the winner, nine the second man, and so on,
the winning class getting two points
towards the Governor's Cup. The
class finishing second will receive one
point towards the Cup. "Hie race is
scheduled to start! and finish in front
et the Administration building. A
large crowd is expected to watch t>>e
competitors struggle in to a finish.
Commerce Looks Good
Commerce, who won the race last
year, will again have a strong representative in the race, with Sid Swift
and Herb Barclay their chie. entries.
Sid was the lad who ploughed in first
last year. Alfie Allen will do his
bit for Science. Other track stalwarts
who are entering the race will be
John Y. Smith, George Allen, Dave
Pugh and Phil Northcott. Dave Carey
will return to the University to take
part in this race, and to show what
the Alumni can do,
Jack Chappelle is the present record
holder, having run the course in 15
minute, and 13 seconds. Let's hope
the weather stays good so ti'ere will
be a possibility of the record being
broken. Last year's race was run in
thc snow, but there is not much
chance of that occuring this year.
Arts '20 Relay Feb. 28
Track men are eagerly anticipating
•the coming Arts '20 relay which will
come off on Wednesday, February 28.
It is still necessary that some, more
classes enter their representatives for
this race. Every year each class has
its own entries, and the tradition
should not be broken. Competitors are
asked to provide their own cars to
accompany them throughout the race,
as it is impossible for Sid Swift, who
is organizing the relay, to provide 28
cars.
LOST
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SOCCER CLUB
Meeting and Chalk-talk by Dr. Todd
in Arts 102 today, noon.
MIKADO, FEB. 21-24
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