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Postpone Red Gross Drive - Sell War Bonds
Tfalufyim
VOL. XXV
VANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1942
No. 12
Guest Speaker Sgt. Hoy
In 44 Raids On Axis
•    PRINCIPAL speaker at Wednesday's mass meeting for
thO Victory Loan will be Flight-Sergeant Ian Hoy of the
Royal Air Force.  ^^
At the age of twenty, Flt.-Sgt.
Hoy, who is at present making a
speaking tour In aid of the third
Canadian Victory Loan, has been
in action in almost aU the hot
spots of the western theatre of
the present war.
He has been in the RAF four
years and in that time has made
forty-four operational flights over
Germany and Italy as a Wireless
Air Gunner. In addition he has
been   in   Malta,   Gibraltar   and
Bsypt-
INCLUDES BERLIN
The list of raids that Hoy has
boon on roads.Uke a list of RAF
campaigns during tho war. Berlin,
Kiel, Hanover, Cologne, Essen, Bologna., Black Forest, Naples, Tar-
onto and so on, a remarkable list
of RAF sucosssss in carrying tho
war to tho Axis.
Roy is described by those who
have heard htm ss being aa efise.
shro qeMker, who earns net to
tsH ef Us own heroke but who
FLT.-SOT. HOT
done a groat Job and aa hereto
one, although they themselves regard It as aU In a day's work.
Victory Loan officials suggested
him to tho War Add CouneU as a
man who would have a real mas-
sago to give to tho student body,
because ho has seen first-hand so
much of the present conflict.
Musical Society
Begins Rehearsals
t THE MUSICAL SOCIETY,
after a short period of organ-
IsaUon of new members, haa started work in earnest for their spring
production. "The Pirates of Penzance", by OUbert and SuUlvan.
Rehearsing is expected to begin
In a week, after try-outs for tho
many porta have boon completed.
Tiie registration this year Is tho
biggest in the Society's history,
and the quaUty and range of tho
voices ia exceptional, which makes
the choosing of loads difficult
Adding to this many men are
leaving for the armed forces, mak-
ing a definite date for their spring
production impossible.
The Society has offered it's services for troop entertainment and
are waiting for a call from the
army to help put on a show.
Set Questions For Mock
Parliament * Held Nov* 7
By ED. BROWN
•   MOCK PARLIAMENT, with Prof. F. G. C. Wood delivering the speech from the throne, is to be held Monday,
November 16 at 7.30 p.m. in the main lounge of Brock HaU
under the sponsorship of the Parliamentary Forum.
"State medicine" and "The stu- '
dents should attend university in
war time" are the two questions
to be debated.
Leaders of parties arranged for
speakers in the Mock Parliament
at the party Cauci held Tuesday,
October 27.
PARTY LEADERS
LES RAPHAEL, boasting three
supporters at the party Caucus,
leads the Liberals; David Williams
leads the Conservatives; Les Car-
bert the C.C.F.; and John Cowan
is the chief Independent. Foster
Isherwood is to be Speaker of the
house.    ,
Ballots for the election df parties
will be printed in the UBYSSEY on
Friday, November 7.
Mock Poll
HeldToday
e BALLOTS determining the
party to be in power at the
forthcoming Mock Parliament to
be staged in Brock Hall on Monday, November 16, by the Parliamentary Forurn are to be found
below,
Ballot-boxes will be placed at
thc foot of the Caf stairs at 12:30,
today. Anyone may vote, but students are asked to vote only once.
"Now is the time for all good
men to come to the aid of the
party," quoted Foster Isherwood,
president of the Parliamentary
Forum.
Foster asks that students do not
"stuflf" the boxes.- Just clip out
the ballot below, mark the choice
of government, and drop it In the
box.
Mock Parliament Ballot
C.C.F	
Conservative
Liberal   	
Independent
Mark your choice with an X.
Only one choice allowed.
Greeks Plan
OwnVictory
Bond Sales
• FRATERNITIES and
Sororities on the campus
will meet-today at noon to
present reports on what their
organizations will be able to
do to support the Victory
Loan drive.
Many of these groups make payments to international headquarters across the line and since the
beginning of the war they have
been unable to transfer their funds
across. It is suggested that they
may be able to put these funds
In War Bonds for the duration.
Another possible source which
will be discussed today are the
housing funds which some of the
Greek organizations have set up
with an eye to a Fraternity Row
on the campus in the future, it
has been suggested that, those
funds would also be better invested In war bonds rather than In
other places.
It is expected that the fraternities and sororities "will give Individual reports at the mass meeting tomorrow.
Open Brock
Wed. Wghts
Until 10 p.m.
• AS A rtESULT of the
feeling e xpressed by
the L.S.E. clubs, President
Bill Mercer announces that
Brock Hall will be open each
Wednesday to 10 p.m. This
will go into effect November
4.
Any club may make a booking
for an executive room and tho
lounge will be open for students
in general.
"It is only through the kindness
of the Administration that I have
gained this concession," states
president Mercer. "I hope the students will show their appreciation
by using the Brock."
Backman Warns
Clubs About
Paying Fees
e SEVERAL CLUBS and organizations on the campus under
the jurisdiction of the AMS have
not remitted their fees to the Alma
Mater Society as guaranteed. Unless these clubs make a determined effort to collect and turn In
their membership fees, the Treasurer of the AMS may feel compelled to cancel or revise their
budgets.
The attention of the AMS is directed to the following articles of
the Code of the Alma Mater Society of the University of British
Columbia, namely; Article IV (b)
and Article IV (5).
Article IV—1—(b) All moneys
received by student organizations
under the Society. Such moneys
shall be remitted by the treasurer
of such organization forthwith
after receipt of same to the business office of the Society.
Article IV—5. Any student organization under the Society may
spend money for the purposes and
up to the amount prescribed for
its use in the said budget, but
shall not spend moneys which are
not prescribed in the budget except by special permission In
writing first had and obtained
from the Students' Council.
Organizations and clubs that
have not yet submitted a budget
for this year's activities may obtain financial assistance from the
AMS provided a budget is submitted to the treasurer on or before November 7, 1942. Budgets
submitted after that date will not
be considered.
Nothing Matters Now . . .
e   e
But Victory
SexCleavage Shown
By Employment File
By VIVIAN VINCENT
•   INTERESTING SIDELIGHTS into the life, of the University have been revealed through the files of the University Employment Bureau, run by Elliot Montador and
Bob Whyte.
A distinct lack of co-operation between the sexes is
shown by the fact that most of tiie men who have registered
for employment have shown a preference for Saturday even-
jobs, but without exception the co-eds have turned down any
position offered for that night.
One candid friend of a freshette       _______■_______________
who    was   registering   remarked
that she didn't go out on Satur
days anyway, but the freshette replied, "I can dream, can't I?"
MOS1LY FRESHMEN
Eighty-five per cent, of the applications have been from first year
students. Bob Whyte has suggested the reason for this is that the
first year students don't know what
they ere up against. Practically
all the women who have registered so far have had experience as
waitresses.
The Employment Bureau wlU
probably become one of the permanent units of the AMS. It will
function through the summer for
Summer Session students and
continue its work after the war Is
over.
In the Spring of last year a large
number of prospective employers
contacted the University after it
had closed, and there was no organization to take care of the jobs,
but this will be handled by the
Bureau this year.
CO-OPERATION
The Selective Service has promised its full co-operation in finding Christmas jobs for students,
and there will probably be more
jobs than people to fiU them. The
Employment Bureau wlU be able
to pick out the best offers to give
to students. The same conditions
are expected to apply to summer
work.
The Bureau feels that it could
function equally as a date bureau.
One suggestion is that students
turn in their last year's passes as
a guide to matching couples. Height
and weight are the only things the
Bureau asks for now.
All employers are asked to report upon the work of the student!* they hired. The Bureau wiU
then have a performance record
upon which to recommend students
for work,
SEC Calls    '
For Scouts;
Needs Talent
•   TALENT SCOUTS are
needed  by  the  Special
Events Committee.
Students who know of suitable
local talent that could be brought
to the campus should get in touch
with a member of the committee,
George Reifel, Doug Hume, or Ted
Taylor, or with BUI Mercer, LSE
president.
Such talent would be brought to
the University as a noon hour
pass feature and would be paid
for out of the Pass Fund surplus.
"Suggestions from the studentj
wlU be much appreciated," stated
Doug Hume.
LSE MEETING
There will be a minor LSE executive meeting Thursday, November 4, at noon in the Brock Double
Committee room. The President,
or a responsible member, must attend.
T.C.A. TRAFFIC
MGR. SPEAKS TO
COMMERCE MEN
• MR. W. G. COURTNEY,
traffic manager of the
Trans-Canada Airlines, will
be the guest speaker ot the
Commerce Club luncheon
Friday at 1:30 in the Brock.
He will tell of the place and
work on the Airlines during the
war.
His address will be illustrated
with a film depicting the wide
range of the airline during the
present struggle.
President Hugh HaU, who has
arranged for Mr. Courtney's visit,
is busy also with plans for a Commerce Club roller skating party
In the near future.
Hold Mass Meeting
Tomorrow At 12:30
•   A MASS MEETING to inform the student body of what
they can do to help in the current Canadian Victory Loan
will be held in the Auditorium, Wednesday, at 12:30.
Speakers will be Flight-Sergeant Ian Hoy, RAF, who
will tell of his experiences in RAF raids on the western front,
and a speaker from Victory Loan headquarters in Vancouver, who will explain to the student body just how bonds
may be bought, either outright or on the instalment plan
through banks.
Unfortunately the plan was not .
put forth until last week and as
time is short the student campaign wUl be rushed.
Because of the war bond drive
the Red Cross Ambulance campaign which was scheduled to start
this week, has been postponed tot
one week. It wlU take place the
week of November 8.
It is emphasized by those in
charge that the primary bject of
the drive is to show the students
and campus organizations how
they can utilize funds which they
may have to 'help their country
and at the same time benefit themselves by a sound investment.
AMS INVESTMENT
Many campus clubs are at
present investigating their finances to see how they may get in on
the loan. Arvid Backman, AMS
treasurer, wUl present a report on
an expected investment by tho
war bonds.
Plans have been made to have
a representative from tho Victory
Loan on tho campus to handle tho
actual selling of tho bonds.
FIRST SALI
first sals on tho eampus
wont to Rod Morris. AMS proxy,
when ho sold a fifty dollar bond
to a student who had soma money,
node last summer, to Invest sad
wanted to put It Into Canada's
soundest investment before ho frittered it away. His sale was made
last Saturday morning, and It
was fitting that Morris should
make )t as he has fathered the
plan on tho eampus.
Representatives of tho War Aid
CouneU urge that ovsry student
be on hand tomorrow noon in tho
Auditorium to hoar the speakers
and to discover just how they fit
into the picture.
Engineer Buys
Victory Bond—
Gives Up Drink
• VICTORY BOND sales
were given a flying start
Saturday when Elliott Arthur Creelman invested $50,
part of his earnings from
running a logging camp for
three years at Port Alberni.
"It's a good investment", stated
Creelman when asked why he was
buying It, "because otherwise I'd
drink it up in a few days."
Elliott is an Engineer, in third
year. He is going into tho electric-
al side of engineering. This is not
tho first Victory Bond for him.
"Let this bo a lesson to the rest
of the students" Is his motto.
Homecoming Hop
Draws Crowd
• CUMAXINa the brief but
suoossaful Homeeomlat program, a large crowd, almost equal
to tho mob that turned out for the
frosh presentation, filled the Brook
to dance to tho music of fred
HoUingsworth and his orchestra.
Spotted thoughout the gathering
woro many grads from reseat
years and others from away baek
when. Among tho danoara noticed
wore Lois Nicholson, Head of the
WUS last year, Osdo Durkln, onetime editor of the Totem, Corporal Pierre Barton, former Staler
Editor of tho Ubyssey, Bon Andrews, editor of tho Orad Chronicle
and Tommy CampbeU of tits Alumni Association.
Radio Society Scores With
'Shooting of Dan McGrew9
•   THOSE WHO attended the Potlatch on Saturday night
were rocked into the aisles when the Radio Society cut
loose with an hilarious take-off on Robert Service's "The
Shooting of Dan McGrew."
The   players   had   no   speaking       __________________________
parts. Bob WUson fo the Radio
Society, handled the narration with
an off-stage mike, and the cast
just pantomined their way through
the skit.
Norm Campbell, the Players'
Club star and outstanding laugh-
provoker in "Her Scienceman
Lover," added new laurels at the
human derelict who came out of
the storm and shot Dan McGrew.
Don Walker, first year Aggie,
as the "lady who was known aa
Lou", rollicked happily about—a
very charming lady until she de
cided to shave.
Don MrcMlllan, Radio Society
director, was brought out from
under the bar to play the part of
Dan McGrew, end he turned In a
fine performance, except for the
fact that he tried to get shot two
verses before the time came.
The Potlatch crowd responded to
efforts with hearty laughter and
applause. It is possible that the
Radio Society will repeat the show
for the student body at a pep meet
soon.
Jealous Engineers Thwart
Artsman Rejuvenation
•   FRICTION between Artsmen and Engineers came to head
Friday «at noon culminating in a general brawl.
Artsmen "vice-presidents" were holding a meeting prior
to a snake parade in the Arts common room.   But certain
Engineer patriots decided to hold a parade of their own to
offset the new opposition.
Consequently* a rapid crowd of
Sciencemen marched over to the
common room, thus rudely breaking up the meeting that was in
progress—and the fight started.
The Arts Letter Rack was torn
from its mooring by a couple of
Redshirts who were promptly
thrown out of the window. Arts-
men and Engineers, coming to the
rescue, clashed head on and the
fight moved out in front of the
Arts building where a few shrubs
were  broken.
The Redshirts retreated to their
own building with the Artsmen in
hot pursuit, and the battle continued.. One unfortunate Artsman
lost his trousers and one of his
shoes—the latest report is that he
is stiU looking for his shoe.
Battling had generally subsided
by 1:30 with only isolated skirmishes and occasional patrols by
either side into enemy territory.
A check-up revealed that not
much damage was done but that
battles might break out again at
any time.
Stop Press
• FOLLOWING a revenge
meeting of the Artsmen's
vice-presidents at Monday
noon a snake parade was
staged and the 'fighting of
last week was resumed.
Artsmen were horribly outnumbered by the powerful and weU
organized Sciencemen who won
the second round of the battle.
Armed with buckets of hot water
and half consumed lunches which
(Continued on Page 3) Page Two
THE   UBYSSEY
Tuesday, November 3, 1942
from The Editor's Pen
» » »
Victory Loan
This week a drive will be launched on
the campus to raise funds for Canada's current Victory Loan. Unfortunately the possibilities of a campaign of tills nature were
not realized until recently, and the drive
will have to be put over in a few days as
the campaign winds up on November 7.
Although the great majority of the students have not the wherewithal to purchase
bonds, owing to the academic expenses they
have to meet, there may be some students
with money which they can invest. It is also
very likely that quite a number of campus
organizations will have some funds which
could well be invested in bonds.
It is not the intention of the drive to set
a quota and to place students in the ember-'
rassing position of having made a commitment which they cannot fulfil, rather the
idea is to seek out students oV organizations
who may desire to make the investment.
Every contribution to the Victory Loan
is valuable. Canadians in the armed forces,
who are giving everything to the war, should
receive every support fro mthe civilian
population, and in this case lt is money
that is needed.   It is essential that every
possible source be tapped to provide the
money, which will purchase equipment for
the war machine.
Looking at it from a strictly business
angle, war bonds are the best investment in
Canada today. They bear interest at three
per cent., and they are negotiable at any
time if an emergency should arise. Too, they
are backed by the Dominion Government.
Time payments can be arranged through
banks under reasonable terms.
Many clubs have already expressed a
willingness to put sinking funds which they
have started into Victory bonds, so that after the war they will have these secure.
To other clubs in similar positions we suggest that they look into the benefits of this
scheme.
Also we urge every student to make it
his business to be in the auditorium tomorrow noon to listen to the representatives of
the Victory Loan as they outline the set-up
of the campaign. It may surprise many students to find that they too can invest in
Canada and at the same time invest in their
own future.
—"A.W.S.
On Spirit
Almost everything that can be said
•bout brawls between University students
in war time has been laid before. Last Friday's battle between the Engineers and the
Artsmen only serves to show Us that some
students have not realized that these affairs
have a very adverse effect on the University.
Even 4a time of peace, the picture of
young men, supposedly engaged in the pursuit of liiglier learning, damaging property
and nnning obtbee in a silly struggle is not
one to inspire confidence in a university education.
In war-time the destruction of clothes
and property is a far more serious offence.
We might point out to the students who
were mixed up in that battle that the damages will probably be assessed against the
caution money, a good deal of which is turned over1 to the Red Cross at the end of the
year. The Red Cross can make far better
use oi it in repairing human damages, than
the administration can in repairing unnecessary damages to the Arts common room.
That is well worth thinking about when future brawls are contemplated.
We hesitate to criticize the Artsmen,
who were apparently trying to revive their
faculty spirit when the Engineers burst in
on them. Ihe Arts spirit has been non-exist
ent for years and! to see it come to life with
a bang was gratifying to most Artsmen in
spite of the fact that the demonstration of
the new spirit wis misdirected.
The spirit Is evidently there, so we suggest it be diverted along more constructive
channels such as helping out the war drive
the way the Engineers did in the Mile of
Pennies campaigu last year.
As to Engineers, it must have come as
a surprise to them to be met with opposition,
after the years that they have lorded it over
the rest of the eampus. Vet we realize that
there is no faculty better organized on the
campus and that they have done a good deal
to advance the war work on the campus.
To them we suggest that they curb the small
group in their faculty who feel that they
must show their manly strength by physical
attacks on other faculties. We might point
out, too, that although their position on the
campus is most favorable because they are
badly-needed in war industries, this does not
give them the right to do as they please.
To both faculties we suggest thgt( if, after doing all they can tc* help the campus
war effort, they still have some excess time
and energy, which they just have to let off
in good fight, they get into strip and have
their squabble on one of the playing fields
where they cannot damage anything but
themselves.
—A.W.S.
The Mummery
• • • •
by Jabez
JABEZ WRITES TO THE EDITOR
Dear Andy,—
Enclosed find the two clams I owe you
for my subscription to the . . . what's the
name of that paper? Ah, yes! The
"UBYSSEY", of course.
I appreciate the fact that you must be
swooning with curiosity to know where I
I could cull two clams. Suffice it to say that
I buried the body with some care, and do not
expect it to be discovered until I am well
on my way to sunny Ecuador, if not Tibet,
depending on how the street cars are running.
Incidentally I am entranced, not to say
noisily drooling, to note that you are reprinting some of the old columns, which are
practically as good as new. Needless to say,
I shall be delighted to see a continuation of
this policy. More than that, I shall demand
my money back if I do not see a continuation
of this policy.
JRISKY
There are, however, certain rather grisly
aspects to this reprinting business, and if
carried to inordinate lengths, (anything over
300 feet) it may lead to confusion, panic,
and unspilled blood. For, I notice upon
reading a recent rehash that all the typographical errors in the original have been
reproduced with scrupulous, nay, loving
care. The person who copied it was apparently unable to distinguish them as other
than a manifestation of my sparkling style.
Such sentences as "And when I came to the
drug store, but? Glug, Glug," are taken for
little gems of inimitable humor, and appeal
in the reprint in all their pristine glory.
This gibbering of the Old Master is further enhanced by the appearance of a fresh,
happy gang of new typographical errors in
the reprint. We may expect, therefore, if
this reprinting business goes on too long,
that some Old Boy of the Class of '41 will
be picking up his son's "UBYSSEY" in 1965,
and seeing the heading "The Muuu?merym",
by Jaboozer
CHOKING
He will point, choking with'laughter, at
a line like: "Hnff the blue slod but schoo-
hoohoo on,the back end of fftt fftt going
south without any guzzle ooo I nbeh indthe.
Eh?" and go off into a paroxysm of hysteria.
"That Jabez sure was a card, wasn't
he?" sighs the Old Boy, wiping the tears
from his eyes.
To which his bewildered son will tactfully nod agreement, perhaps adding a little
pensively:
"Too bad he couldn't write English."
But I shall always be grateful for the
laurels I won working for the "UBYSSEY",
even if I do have to clip them myself. Only
the other day I was walking down the street,
with people turning and staring and pointing at me, whispering to one another. They
wouldn't have done that if I hadn't won my
name on the "UBYSSEY." Of course, the
fact that I had walked out of the tailor's
without my pants on may also have had
something to do with it.
HAMBURGER
And the other night I was in an Aristocratic Hamburger, (in a place where they
sell the Aristocratic Hamburger, that is. I
wasn't actually IN the hamburger, you understand. That's silly. And besides, THAT
happened a week before). I was sitting
there, morosely watching a fly making like
Gloria Callen in my milk shake, when there
entered a pretty girl whom I immediately
recognized as a co-ed, from the way she
wasn't carrying her books.
As the fly was now taking a breather
on the straw, coolly licking my milk shake
off his mitts, I allowed my attention to wander to the co-ed, sitting opposite. Suddenly
she smiled at me, knocking my hat clean off.
"She recognizes you!" I murmured to
myself, nudging myself in the ribs, "Jabez
scores again!"
I .hoisted one eyebrow, and waved it
around tentatively, indicating surrender.
PUBLIC FIGURE
Her smile broadened.
"Nothing like being a public figure to
fascinate women," I chortled to myself, hoist-
(Contlnued on Page 3)
# Out Of
Character
By JACK FERRY
• I HAVE DECIDED to
offer an explanation.
As a matter of fact, quite
a while ago I decided to do
that personally to the young
lady in question, but I didn't
have the courage. So now I
do it publicly, hoping that
she will understand.
Her name is Ivy, and she is very
sweet. She is half of one of the
idyllic romances of the campus,
and at the same time the victim
of a "Pub habitual saying," of
which there is at least one each
year. The pity of It all, as far as
she Is concerned, Is that she is a
victim of circumstance.
You see, had there been any
other such person 'by that name,
then that other girl would have'
bean the victim. So there is nothing personal.
• BUT first let me explain about
. those habitual sayings. It happens this way: One Pubster, or a
notorious campus figure, or a radio comedian, wiU make remarkable statement. Immediately it is
picked up by tho Pub and carried
ori as a battle cry.
for Instance, two years ago two
mad cub reporters would come and
sit in the halL screaming for an
"ass-lgnment." So now we always   sail   assignments "aas-lgn-
And one of "those lovely boys"
(that's another pot phrase) presented us with the saying "Have
you seen aU those aegroesT", which
has Uvsd with us over sines. With
It wo completely mystify tho uninitiated.
When I asked this of Lester Su-
garmsn last summer he countered
with "What do they ssy in Africa", which ia apparently a Players' Club pet. Tho two went together rather weU, don't you
think?
• ANOTHER ia "No more of this
for " " (ftU In the blank
yourself). That started in the
first issue of 1940 when an editor
titled a picture of M. L. Van VUet
pointing to a basketball with "No
More Of This for Maury," intending to signify that sport was dead
on the war-time campus.
It so happened that circumstances forced sports editors to use
this cut over and over again, and
every time they would put over it
some variation of "No More Of
This For Maury."
So now, everytime we run a picture showing something that the
war has changed we are tempted
to put "No More Of his etc.,' And
we often do.
Well, that's how these* phrases
start. It's just Uke "I dood it," or
"Knock knock," only this is more
private,   Crazy? But so are you.
• BUT back to Ivy. Just as last
year was the year of "When
are you going to take that bath,"
or "Fikeye-ya" (phonetic spelling)
so this is our "Ivy" year."
This Is how it started:
1. Ivy Is well known to us.
2. We are Interested in Duke
Ellington's band.
3. Ellington has a vocalist caUed
Ivle Anderson,
4. Ellington has a trumpeter
called Rex Stewart.
5. Stewart can say "Iiiveee!" on
his trumpet.
8. .Someone remembered that
when he saw the campus Ivy, so
he screamed "Iiiiiveeeeee!" And so
It started.
Now every time one of the mad
group sees Ivy, he screams "IMiiv-
eeeee!"
0 TAKE a negro moaning "Chloe",
add a Tarzan yell, plus the
sound of that siren that goes off
every day at two o'clock. Put It
all together and you have "Iiiiiiv-
eeeee!"
It got to be one of those things
that you say at the oddest times
and placos, always causing great
mirth. (Possibly you have a saying Uke that. If so, let us know
and we'U see 1f we can make you
famous too.)
It was left to Art Eaton to give
the perfect setting for our yeU.
"Imagine," says he, "a damp fall
night on the campus, say about
8:30. The mist is beginning to
ere ep across toward the Library,
just as In "The Hound of the Bas-
kervilles." The door of the big
stone castle opens and out shuffles
a well-padded young man. Owl-
ishly he squints into the mist,
looks at the moon, then starts to
wander along the path, every so
(Continued on Page 3)
Reminiscing
In Tempo
By PETER REMNANT
• ISN'T   IT   AMAZINCr
what  a  difference  one
short week can make. The
week before hut the Mamooks put on a pep meet that,
scream as they have, flopped pitifully. Last week
this same group put on a
pep meet that, musically, was
as good as anything ever
presented here. Of course
there was still that inc.
But nobody was listening to the
m. c, anyway. They were too
busy being amazed at what the
six musicians on the stage wore doing. These men: Phil Nimmons
clarinet, and leader; Jimmy Mc-
CuUoch, trombone; Doug Parker,
piano; Ches Cotter, guitar; Leo
foster, bass; and George Reifel,
drums,; produced some of the nicest jazz that I have ever heard on
this campus.
• THEY HAD their faults, which,
with their permission I ahaU deal
later, but playing together as they
were for tho first time, who wouldn't have faults?
The point is that faults or no
faults, this is the group that we've
been waiting for. And already
they are talking of breaking up.
George Reifel does not fool that he
can give any time to drumming,
the rest feel that they can give
very Uttle time to their ploying.
Consequently, they are afraid
that if they keep en as a unit, before they know it they wiU be
playing several times a week. And
If I had my way they would be.
t NOW FOR those faults. Considering the men separately to begin with. The clarinet is lovely,
but some .of the ideaa expressed
are a trifle unrelated to each other,
Nimmons would do weU to listen
to a Uttle of Poe Wee Russell's
work.
The piano: very good, but it hasn't enough drive ss yet. The
drums a Uttle inaudible. The trombone: wanders too far from the
subject, snd a bit shaky on some
notes.
As a whole.' there is not enough
rhythmic drive on the fast pieces,
not enough relaxation on the alow
ones. More ensemble work would
bo sn improvement, but that wiU
come with a few more playing*
whan the men know each other
better.
O   BUT IT WAS WONDERFUL,
and I had to analyse very carefully to locate these criticisms. We
should hear more from these men.
.mencan
Fad-Skiont
By GYPSY JACKLIN
• THERE ARE friendship bracelets,  and friendship bracelets
... but the girls In Phoenix, Arizona, have thought one up that
is really new and different, to say
nothing of being very cute. Thy
girl who wishes to start one buy;;
an ordinary silver chain, and sub-
tle-ly (?) spreads the word a-
round about what she Is doing.
Then (she hopes,) all her friends
and relatives give her tiny sterling
sUver hearts, (some with engraving, perhaps,) and she attaches
them all to her chain. Of course,
the idea is to have as many as
possible. It tinkles.
0 IN STAFFORD, Texas, the
girls trade these little silver
hearts with their boy-friends. The
girls wear theirs on necklaces and
bracelets, and the boys attach thc
hearts to their watch chains.
• WE SEE that Audrey Buchanan, pretty UBC co-ed, has add-'
ed glamour to her glasses. She
has followed in the footsteps of
the girls In many American cities,
by painting the rims of her glasses
with bright red nail polish.
O HERE IS a fad-shlon in slang,
which ^originated in Yuma
Arizona. Hearing a friend from
there describe a boy as belnv;
"realy K-handsome," made us decidedly curious. So we determined to discover what she meant. It
seems that when the word "corny"
came Into use, the youth of Yuma
decided to make it more so, by
adding a K. Hence, "K-corny".
Then, because It was such a nice,
emphatic form of expression everyone began adding the K as a prefix to other words too, i.e.: K-
handsome, K-repulslve, and K-etc.
• AMERICAN    GIRLS    have
found that silver spoons make
very smart bracelets . . . when
bent around, In the form of a
circle. Phyllis Macintosh, of the
UBC campus, apparently thlnkj
so too. and has made one from n
spoon secured from Bo wen Island.
(Continued on Page 3)
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• THROUGH THE work of such
scientists as Virginia Granville,'
assistant color technologist at the
Interchemlcal Corporation of New
York City, milady of 1950 will be
sure that her shoes match her suit,
and that they will stay matched
under any lighting condition. And
she will have learned to say to
the sales department, "Yes they
look like a match, but I want to
be sure they match spectrophoto-
metrlcally."
Mrs. Granville is not matching
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laboratory is largely concerned
with color work for defence purposes. After the war, she says, all
they have learned will be useful
for many pleasant peaceful purposes, Including women's clothes.
SPECTROPHOTOMETER
She and Mr. Granville, who directs the laboratory, are using an
electronic machine, called a photo-
electric spectrophotometer, In their
work. Produced by General Electric engineers, the electronic machine seas more accurately than
any human aye, utilizing electrons
to measure color wavelengths, and
then recording its findings in the
shape of a curve on a piece of
graph paper. Using this curve
rather than his eyas •$ a guide, a
scientist can match colore exactly.
OSCAR   .
Mrs. Granville, who calls tho
electronic machine "Oscar," explains that it already ia being used
for cosmetics. "You can see how
it would halp match up lipstick
and nail polish and how it keeps
different batches of powder the
same shade." She Is looking forward to the day whan she can
toll the house painters Just what
' color curve number aha wants it
use, for than aha will bo sure of
tho right shade on the living room
walla.
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O OPPOSITION won the debate
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the last meeting of the Parliamentary Forum.
The opposition, led by Pamela
Sievewright, defeated the bill by
the government, led by John
Cowan, in a well ordered debate.
FAD—SHIONS
(Continued from Page 2)
She even improved upon it, to
tho extent of having her name
engraved on the back of the spoon,
t KISSABLE cardigans are the
latest Inspiration from Morrow,
Ohio. You cut several pairs of
luscious lips from bright red felt,
and applique one pair over each
buttonhole on your cardigan. Of
course you have to cut a slit in
the felt, so the button can go
through. Would seem like a good
idea to paint the buttons red too
.... nail polish' would do the
trick.
CHARACTER
(Continued from Page 2)
often lifting his head and baying
'llillllveeeeeeer
• THERE, I've done it. I'm sure
Ivy will understand, because
all through these past few months
she's been a darn good sport about
the whole thing.
Tho only reason we haven't ex-
plained sooner la that perhaps the
male moaners of THE call are possibly the slightest bit jealous of
Harvey.
Pearkes Commends Corps;
Suggests Battle Training
•   MAJOR-GENERAL G. R. Pearkes, V.C., last Saturday
afternoon  appeared  on the  campus  for what  almost
amounted to a surprise inspection of the COTC. Up to the
last minute no one knew whether or not he would come.
The Mummery
(Continued from Page 2)
The inspection was carried on informally, and the inspecting officers were able to see the corps in
actual training exercises.
Oeneral Pearkes was extremely
pleased with the corps, and particularly impressed by the keenness
of both men and instructors, with
some of whom he spoke for a few
moments.
The COTC was especially interesting to Oeneral Pearkes, because
in 1928, when the corps was reorganized he was Oeneral Staff Officer in Victoria.
Ha suggests that the COTC
should have more equipment, and
promises to use his influence in
that direction. He also suggests
the corps should be given battle
training, and intends to send demonstration platoons to the campus
in the near future, to give the
corps some instruction in more
specialised training.
Oeneral Pearkes waa accompanied by Colonel W. A. Sparling,
Commanding Officer of tiie 89th
Infantry Brigade, to which, although it is not actually a part,
the COTC is attached for administration purposes, by Major F. H.
Johnston, M.C., brigade major of
the.SOth, and by Major H. J. Evans,
Oeneral Staff Officer.
With The Other CeNeecs
• LETTERS from harvesters from
Sir George William's Collage,
Montreal, show tho enthusiasm
with which they left has been
completely dampened. Most Eastern students equipped themselves
with ten-gallon hats to wear West.
Thirty McOill harvesters left their
jobs on Saskatchewan farms, but
returned after their difficulties
were straightened out.
• A "SHARE the Ride", programme was being inaugurated on
tite Washington University campus,
patterned after car pools at defense industry plants. Their University Homecoming War Chest
fund reached a total of 12,700.
• A MEMBER of the Russian
Delegation to the International
Student Assembly told the Gateway, publication of Alberta University, that Ruaslan universities
are still carrying on at a high level
of efficiency, and they have merely
been withdrawn to safer locations.
A later report from Washington
U. shows that the Campus "Car-
Pool" failed when students did
not register. The chairman of the
programme pointed out that thore
are 2,700 student-owned cars on the
campus, and more than 8,000 students who must commute every
day. The committee is now working on an extra gas-ration for students.
Shopping   with Mary Ann
O UNIQUE, distinctive, unusual,
antique, yet practical and useful—these are the adjectives that
describe the lovely gifts, jewellry,
embroidery—arts and crafts works
of the world to be found In the
Persian Arts and Crafts shop, 507
Granville St. A Phi Delt thought
that one of his brothers didn't have
a date for the pledge party last
Saturday  night,  so  he  arranged
* *
O   THAT MISTY idea you have
for that special glamour-dress
can be worked out into something
really gorgeous in the studio of
Lydia Margaret Lawrence, 570
Seymour St. Ideas are something
that can either be put to use and
played up to special advantage in
something you want, or they can
be ruined like a good joke at a
Mamook pep meet. With a few
yards of cloth, an idea, and one
* e
O   SOME OF the shoes on Rae's
Clever floor at 608 Granville
St., really are clever. Colored
shoes are popular this year along
with the darker and more conservative styles, and we saw ono
especially lovely pair in green
suede with black patent trim, and
at only 5.95. Famous Figures Skeletons: A blond Phi Delt pledge
was quite jealous the other day,
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O   SNOW'S   ON   the   mountains
over on the North Shore, and
it sure is chilly when the wind
blows down here over them . . .
that's why it's adviseable to stock
up on woolies for winter at B. M.
Clarkes, 2517 South Granville.
Speaking of being cold, were you
at the game Saturday, and do Boeings get workmen's compensation
e    e
O   HAVE   YOU  heard  the  joko
about the boy when caught
knitting explained that it was for
his girl overseas? Well, maybe
you fellows HA*E got a glrl'over-
sers—If so, now's the time to get
her Christmas present — before
November 10, and what could be
better than a box of Purdy's de-
delicioua candy. Here's something
else out of the past of the campus'
famous people—how an Editor-in-
Chief met \he President of the
Radio Society—seems the Ed. had
one for him. Turned out that tho
lad had already gotten himself a
date, so he was left with two* women. You'll adore the Eastern atmosphere of the Persian Arts and
Crafts with' its incense, its brilliant copper and brass, its intriguing jewellry and nlc-nacs, from
the    romantic    and    mysterious
countries of the Arabian Nights.
*
who has a yen for the unusual
much,can be done that will put
oomph into glamour. Lydia can do
it. A plump sophomore was quite
annoyed with her boy-friend because when she phoned to ask him
if she could break their date and
go to a frat party with another
boy, he took lt quite calmly, said
she could,  and  didn't  get  a bit
annoyed.
e
wanting to know what his D.G.
girl friend had said in a note to
a red-haired Phi Delt way back
in Grade Six. Wonder why ho
wouldn't even tell the D.G. . . .
Smartness often means plainness
—and that goes for mo3t of the
shoes that are being shown this
year by Rae-son. They are plain
but not too plain—definitely distinctive.
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Lisle woolies come at two price*.
49c ond 59c. 15% wool ones are
59c, 80% wool $1.00 and pure wool
are $1.25 and $1.50. These woolies
are grand under slack and ski
pants for climbing the mountain
in cold and wet weather. So don't
mind Jack Frost this winter, wene
woolies. *
O
been a bad boy In class at about
the age of six so teacher dragged
him by the ear into her study and
commanded another little boy to
teacH him to be a gentleman. They
started out playing naughts and
crosses and when tea*cher came
back they were brawling like a
Scienceuan and Artsman in ono
corner. Now they're frat brothers.
Don't forget the boys overseas this
Christmas—drop Into Purdy's at
675 Granville St.
Arts Meet
Hcers
Next Friday
• ARTSMEN Class elections are to be held in
Arts 100 next Friday with
the purpose of electing presidents, secretary-treasurers,
and athletic representatives.
This was announced by Hugh
Ritchie, president of the Arts
Undergrade, at a meeting of the
Artsmen "vice-presidents" just before the snake parade.
"Vice-presidents" are therefore
officially affiliated with the Arts
Undergrad Society. Both Hugh
Ritchie and John Carson addressed
the gathering. They praised the
spirit of the now Artsman but nat-
urally enough disapproved of the
battling. *
John Carson pointed out that the
sympathies of tiie woman are with
the Artsman but that they could
not take part In the battles for
obvious reasons. He suggested
that possibly soma other form of
contest could take place between
Artsmen and Sciencemen without
the loss of pants, sweaters, and
other personal articles of clothing.
Arrangements are being made
for a freshman smoker to be held
after the victor of fights is pronounced. Artsmen are still confident as to the eventual outcome.
ing the other eyebrow and shifting into low
leer.
She beckoned with her forefinger. Now
both the fly and I were rubbing our back
legs together. Slipping off the stool, I started to saunter over to where she sat. I was
just opening my mouth to ask her if we hadn't taken Dairying 3 together when a large
individual roughly shoved me aside, bellowing:
"Hello, Elsie!"
To which Elsie, (a name which I have
never liked, by the way), yelled:
"Hello, Mike."
It was then that I realized she had been
smiling at somebody sitting behind me all
the time.   Very slowly, I shut my mouth.
Then I hurriedly bent over and started tying
my shoe laces with great fury.
FLY AND FLOWN
This provided a sonj of emaciated excuse
for the blood rushing to my head when I
stood up. I scuttled furtively back to my
stool, only to find it already occupied. My
milk shake was gone, and with it, the fly.
I slouched out of the door, and as I made
my way heavenly homeward, I mused deeply
on the inconveniences that genius mUst
suffer.
"But, if Byron had trouble with women,
why shouldn't I?" I asked myself, and, almost imperceptibly, found myself beginning
to limp a little. ...
-JABEZ.
• A Year Ago
• THE TOTEM Pep Meet was
the event of the day. It waa
described ss being "the biggest
rally to hit the campus," for some
time. The All-American Totem
was picked by candid, skilled observers, to be the best yearbook
produced at a Canadian university.
The Student Council, after a
thorough investigation into the administration of the Alma Mater office, accepted tho registration of
Accountant Arthur MeKitt.
A tea-dance in Brook Hall was
sponsored by the Women's War
Work Committee.
Taking the form of a basketball game, the annual Publloatlons-
Couneil battle was slated for tho
folowing weak.
LOST — Leather, purse, handmade, with initials FJIA., con-
taming glasses, fountain pen. Please
return to Francis Alrey, Rich.
10WR3.
Sell Fashion Show..
Tickets This Week
• TICKETS for the WUS fashion
show, which will be held on
Saturday, Nov. 14, will be on sale
this week. The tickets will cost
thirty-five cents each. The proceeds will be donated to the ambulance fund, which will later purchase a $1750 ambulance, to bo
given to the Red Cross, with thi
compliments of UBC.
MBBTINd of the Newman Club,
Wednesday, November 4, at the
home of J. Seyer, 1000 Westbrook
Crescent, in tho University Hill
district Tho meeting will bo fol-
lowed by a social evening, and
will start at precisely 8 p.m.
*• • ♦ •
LOST—A black wallet, between
bus depot and Sasamat.  Reward.
Please leave at AMS Office. Edward Cochran, ALma 0884.
• • • •
FOUND - An English 8 Book,
.which was left in the back seat of
my car.   Phono KErr. 8882.
FIGHT
(Continued from Page 1)
they showered from second story
windows all five hundred Science-
men appeared to have successfully
squashed the attempted storming
of their building.
NON-BELLIGERENTS
Artsmen were further upset by
lines of interested but non-belligerent members of their clan who
lined the sidewalk overlooking the
battle ground. Ihe Artsmen were
outnumbered by about tan to one.
Four unfortunate men lost thai;
pants Inside the Applied Science
building whjle two red-sweatered
man suffered the same fata outside, apparently to the enjoyment
of the crowds of women spectators.
Women ware not noticed in the
actual fighting.
If those Sciencemen who lost
their pants and 78c in the brawl
Monday will contact Hugh Ritchie,
Arts Undergrad President, will return their money.
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THE   UBYSSEY
Tuesday, November 3, 1942
UBC Triumphs In Both Homecoming Games Sat.
Narod Torpedoes
Navy Team By
Scoring 11 Points
By BILL WELSFORD
•   THE VARSITY English Rugby team certainly upheld
the old college tradition in the first half of Homecoming
sport parade by defeating the Navy team last Saturday afternoon in the Stadium by a score of 20-0.
Led by Captain Al Narod, Varsity had a big edge over
the Navy from the opening whistle until the dying seconds
of the game. Playing seven man scrum instead of the customary eight, and using the extra man in the three-quarter
line, our team was far superior in the scrum and the three-
quarter line.
The game got under way immediately after Chancellor McKechnie
kicked off. Les Coombes, captain
of the Navy team, led the sailors
Into Varsity territory, soon to be
pushed back. Several times in the
first half, the Navy got within
scoring position but did not seem
to be able to put on the finishing
touches.
NAVY PLAY SHORT
About ten minutes after the opening whistle, Sailor Fraser was
tackled and had to.be removed
from the game, leaving the Navy
one man short. While the Varsity
three-quarter seemed to fall apart
every time they had a run going,
the advantage of one man soon
began to tell.
Varsity threatened to score twice
during tho first half; once on a
placement given whan tho Navy
were penalised for interference In
the Serum and ones when they
weft forced off on the Navy two
yard Una. Both times Bob Mo-
Donald did the kicking but was
away off his usual form.
THOMPSON FAST
fnl 88 yard dribble down to tho
Navy's 88 yard Una, bet .was penalised for hrtettmees wtth the
ball durlsg his own rush... Sees
after Varsity was given a place-
meet oa the Navy's II yard
Has. Bob McDonald made the
kick, but |was not counted owing to the Navy man having their
hands raised above their heads.
Al Narod made the repeat kick
and scored to make it 3-0.
Five minutes after the first score,
the Varsity three-quarter line
clicked and on the combination of
Sandy Thompson to Al Narod back
to Thompson, the first try was
mads. Al Narod made the convert
good. At half time'the score read
8-0.
Led by Les Coombes and Boyd
Crosby, the Navy tried to redeem
themselves, but Varsity became
stronger as the game progressed.
The first try in the second half
was made on a rush by Farrir
passing to Hunter Wood, who went
across the line. Narod missed the
convert.
Shortly after that try, Varsity
soared again on a wheeling play by
the scrum on the sailors' 8 yard
line to make lt 14-0.
NABOD SOOMS AGAIN
Tan minutes later, Al Narod,
playing a superb game, made another try, but his convert was no
good. Ones again Narod want
down the field to score on an assist by Wheeler. Bob McDonald
triad the convert but missed. The
game ended at 80-0 for Varsity.
The outstanding players for Varsity were Al Narod, Sandy
Thompson, and Hunter Wood.
Wood gave no end of trouble for
the Navy kickers by blocking them
three consecutive times.
Intra-Mural Programme
Shows Great Support
•   THE MEN'S intramural programme is well under way
this year with approximately 24 teams   competing   in
events ranging from Ping Pong to Swimming.
STRENGTH
Here are a few facts which show
the numerical strength of this
popular organization. Last week
over 100 men competed in 10 volleyball games and 6 touch-football
games. This week it is estimated
that over 125 men will be playing
for their respective teams. And on
the following week, from November 9 to 14, approximately 500 men
will be entered in events. Thir
large number is owing to the running of the Cross Country Event.
In other words, one man out of
every four men on the campus
will be playing some organized
sport during that week—an amazing fact, isn't it?
CROSS COUNTRY
Regarding the Cross Country, let
it be noted that all entrants unattached and all intramural representatives must have their entries
in Mr. Van Vliet's office on Friday,
November 6th. Each intra team is
to be represented by 7 men.
PING PONG
Now is the time for all Table
Tennis experts to start practicing
up for the big Meet which will be
held in either the Gym or the Armouries in the near future. Last
year, it will be remembered, that
Tom Keenlyside, brother of the
Canadian Champs, and George
Rush won the event. They will in
all probability be the men to beat
this year.
SCORE BOARD
Next meeting of the Men's in-
wooden Score Board, 6 feet by 3
feet, will be erected In the Gym,
which will show the day to day
changes in the intramural competition, and also the League standings at a glance.
he next meeting of the Men's in-
tramurral league will be held in
the Training Room of the Gym on
Friday at 3:30. All team reps must
be present.
TOUCH
The first round of the Touch
Football event was run oil last
week. Nu Sigma beat S.G.H.; the
'Skulls' (Phi Kappa Sigs) defeated
tho Zeta Beta'Tail's; Gamma won
over Mu; the mighty Beta's licked
the Psi U's; Monarch's swamped
the.. Anglican's;., and XI ..Omega
showed up over the Eagles. The
D.U.'s .and ..the Lambda's were
given byes.
Below are the standings of the
Volleyball teams up-to-date:
Blue League
W L
Phi Delta Theta  3 0
Lambda   2 1
Monarch   2 1
Beta Theta Pi  1 1
Zeta Psi  1 1
Psi Upsilon   1 0
Chi     0 1
Rho Rho   0 2
Anglican   0 3
Gold League
W L
Delta Upsilon     3 0
Gamma   ...- -...   2 '
S.G.H    2 0
Zeta Beta Tau   2 2
Phi Kappa Pi     2 '
Alpha Delta Phi    0 2
Nu Sigma  -  0 2
Mu    0 2
Red League
W L
Kappa Sigma   4 0,
Xi Omega   3 0
Omicrons     3 0
Phi Gamma Delta   1 2
Sigma Phi Delta   1 2
Phi Kappa Sigma   1 8
Eagles   0 4
Backfield Aces
—Photograph by Art Jonas
•   ABOVE IS an action shot of the members of the Anglican team who helped Varsity to
squash the Boeing aggregation in the Homecoming tilt last Saturday. From left to right
they are Jack Shillabeer, Phi Guman, Ken Islaub, Bernle Ouichon and on the outside Hank
Sweatman.
*
Archery Intercollegiate
Meet Announced For Girls
•   THE U.B.C. Archerers now have the chance they've been
waiting for. It has just been announced that Varsity will
compete in the Intercollegiate Archery Meet with various
Colleges and Private Schools across Canada.
  The final date of the Meet is on
November 7th, and all scores must
be turned In to Miss Moore by
that day. Buddy Graham says "We
have a 100% chance of taking tho
cup this year."
The otyle of the event is to bo
by cable. That is to say, the total
scores from each college are sent
by telegraph to one source anri
from there the winners are declared.
UBC Inter-
Medes Lose
First Game
e THE UBC Inter A team emulated their league rivals on the
campus, ye Frosh, by going down
to defeat last Thursday at King
Edward. Their conquerors in this
unfortunate episode, were a comparatively unknown team from
New Westminster going by the
handle of Gregory Price. Un-
kown, or not, the Westminster
boys adminstered a rather thorough 33-21 white-washing to our
heroes.
However, (and here it comes,
friends), Varsity has some excuse
for their showing. The boys are
able to practice only once a week
and the team was organized only
three week3 ago. Any way you
figure it, three practices is the result. Since all Varsity teams play
system ball (believe it or not), it
can be readily seen that three
practices probably won't be enough
to fit the boys into the system, and
their first few games will not be
very brilliant examples of cohesion.
GOOD FORM
At that, though, there were times
when Varsity did show flashes of
their potential playing form. At
the beginning of the third quarter,
the team began to roll and pumped
in nine straight points to go out In
front 17-14. They then either, because of over-confidence or over-
cautiousness, allowed their offense
and defence to become disorganized. The Gregory-Prices, who possess plenty of shooting skill, took
advantage of this unhappy situation to run in nineteen pointa to
Varsity's four.
OUTCLASSED
Although Varsity was decidedly
outclassed Thursday night, they
showed enough talent of a high
calibre to hearten their supporters.
When the team gets a few games
under its collective belt, they
should give the other teams in the
league plenty of trouble. As mentioned before, Varsity plays system ball once they get accustomed
to their system, they should begin
to click.
Tho   scores   of   last  Thursday's
BEST YET
This year, the crop of archers is
by far the best we've had in recent years. Moreover, the team
that has been taking the Meet In
past years has dropped out, so
UBC should be a cinch to win this
year.
Misa Moore, the Girls' Physical
Education Director, Is a very enthusiastic Archerer and wants all
the girls to make an attempt to
compete.
Girls may draw the equipment
and shoot any time that is convenient to them as long as they
turn their scores in by November
7th.
REST A BIT
JEST A BIT
The young man wandered into
the tennis tournament and sat
down on the bench.
"Whose game?" he asked.
A shy young thing sitting next
to him looked up hopefully. "I
am." she replied.
• *   *   »
First Cow: "Where are the rest
of the girls?"
Second Cow: "They are over in
the other lot in a bull session."
* •   *   •
Small Boy: "Dad, Is Rotterdam
a bad word?"
Dad: "Why, no, son. It's the
name of a city."
Small Boy: "Well sister ate all
my candy and I hope it'll Rotterdam teeth out."
catastrophe follow:
VARSITY: Pete McGeer, 8; BUM
Hooson, 2; Bud McLeod, 2; ack
Hetherington, 2; Bill Matheson, 5;
Jim Bryant, 2; Dave King—21.
GREGORY PRICE: Gray, 5; Aid-,
croft, 2; S. Aldcroft, 4; Sparrow, 10;
Clarke, 4; Dixon, 8; Greason.—33.
Armagaddon
By BILL WELSFORD
• HOHECOMINO WEEK has
come and gone, and probably
we should forget about it; but I
feel that t must pass a few comments.
The first concerns the actual
construction of the programme itself. In view of the gact th«t
Homecoming is for Alumni of the
University, I, along with the rest
of the Grads felt tfyat the feature
contest should have been the
English rugby game.
• •   *   *
GRADS WANT ENGLISH
While there have been other
American Football teams on the
Campus, this Is the first year that
it has received the official sanction to be declared a major sport.
For those returning after several
years absence, this game Is strange
to them; it's new to them; they're
used to the English style.
Undoubtedly, the Campus interest is centred upon the American
game, but Homecoming Week is not
for tho benefit of the Undergrads,
who should take secondary place,
not a primary position, in the programme.
• *   •   »
TOM  CAMPBELL AT PRESS
The other night, when the members of the Pub were in the Composing Room of the Press Office,
Tom Campbell, Alumni President,
walked in to give us the once over.
While we were putting the page
together, he happened to pick up
a lithographed picture and asked
who it was. Bill Gait said, "That's
Mack Buck." "Oh, so that's Paul's
brother." Well, his reply floored
us; poor Mack Buck, he's just i
has been now.
• •   •   •
MACK BUCK SLAVES
For five years, Mack Buck has
been working night and day for
this institution, star of many a
game, backbone of the Alma Mater
Society, and then his young brother has to come along In the space
of three short years to receive
a compliment such that ftjack is
Paul Buck's brother.
• •   »   *
Watching last week's Pep Meet,
I thought that even though it wasn't as good a calibre as has been
seen around these parts, nevertheless the Cheer leadering section
sure has got something on the ball
—especially that little thing in the
red sweater.
Students Trounce
Boeing Outfit 26-6
For Second Win
By CHUCK CLARIDGE
•   THE UNIVERSITY'S Thunderbird American football
team ran up their second victory of the season in the feature attraction of the annual Homecoming ceremonies, downing the highly rated Boeings outfit 26 to 6.
The stands were packed with returning grads of former
years, many of them in the uniforms of the three branches of
the services, and also the undergrad members of the COTC.
EVEN TERMS __	
The students   battled  on   even
terms with the. airmen until half
time when the score read 6 all,
but after the breather they walked away, running up three touchdowns without a reply.
The first touchdown came on the
first play after the quarter when
Phil Guman charged through center from the Boeing fifteen. The
attempted convert was wild.
Boeings soon came back after a
35 yard pass from. Krlsko to Wax-
stein, brought the ball to the Varsity 12. Waxtein moved the ball
up to the 3 and on the next play
Krlsko crossed the line to tie the
count at 8 all. The conversion
waa missed.
WAXSTEIN MISSED
Boeings came close to scoring
again in the third quarter but a
strong student line kept them out.
Waxsteln then tried for a field goal
but It wss blocked and the students took over the play on their
own one yard line.
In two plays they had moved up
tee canter strips and a Bold to
Islaub pass oainblnailon sat the
ball on the Boeing N. PhU Omasa
on the next play crossed the gem
Ihw standing up and a oonvandon
by Bald put the Birds in front
1M.
The students scored again in*
the third quarter on a pass from
Peacock to Coady from the Boeing 10 yard line. Coady was behind the goal line at the time.
Spud Murphy converted and the
Varsity squad moved out in front
20 to 6.
REID GOOD
The nicest run of the day was
made by Doug Reid when he carried the ball from his own 20
own to the Boeing 40 but lt was
called back because of an offside.
Not to be dismayed by this the
Birds marched down the field
again and rung up the last touchdown of the day with Reid carry-
ing the ball over.
Best for the Boeing's on the
day's play were playing coach
Carl Krlsko, Terry Sypher from
Indiana, Sammy Waxsteln, Frank
Oolden and Bill Flaherty.
The Birds had several good men
among whom were Phil Ouman,
Doug Raid, Bob Peacock, Kan Islaub and Lionel Fournier. *
It haa duet boon announced that
Varsity will compote in a I game
league between Varsity. Boeings,
and the Army. It Is likely that
last Saturday's fame will oount as
the first tilt. This Is a big lm-
provement over tho preasat system In that it gives the teams
some objective to shoot for.
UBC Beats Varsity
-Coed Grass Hockey
By EILLEEN McKILLOP
• VARSITY STICK WEILDERS won their fourth game
last Friday at noon. Squeezing this game between lee-
tures necessitated playing a shorter time than'usual. Owing
to this UBC might have scored their first goal during a
regular game because they were pressing hard at the final
whistle. The game was fairly even during the first half with
Varsity scoring only one.
__________________________ During the second period how
ever, Jean Handling and Nonie
Carruthers broke through for two
quick counters. UBC scored In
this half but the goal was disallowed because the ball had been
kicked.
UBC played with more combination this game than they have
shown in any other one. Outstanding players on this team Included Sandra Gordon, Rita
Calverly and Joan Clarke.
VARSITY LEADS
Varsity are now In first place
with four wins and no losses but
Ex-Kits have had only thre*
games, their last one being postponed last Saturday, and have won
three. Jean Handling and Nonie
Carruthers are leading the league
in goals scored with Faye Burn-
ham, Ex-Kits sharpshooters, in 3rd
place.,
Saturday the first annual girl's
Big Block Luncheon was held In
the Brock. Guests of honor were
Dean Mawdsley, Dr. Hallamore
and Miss Moore. Members present
Included Mary Bradley, Helen
Matheson, Ruth Wilson, Myrne
Nevlson, Faye Burnham, Hortense
Warne, Gerry Armstrong, Beth
Cocking, and Buddy Long.
* BUY '\
VICTORY
Soccer Boys
Drop Close
Game 3-2
• THE VARSITY Soccer
team received their 4th
defeat in as many starts from
the hands of the Pro-Rec
Maple Leafs by a score of
3-2.
Nevertheless, the boys are improving with every game, and as
this was the Pro-Recs first team,
you can see that our teem definitely has a fighting chance.
Coach Baker's shift in the lineup helped more than anything elso
to get co-operation, and as a result their playing was about 200o/;
better than before.
Varsity was down 1-0 at the end
of the first half on a goal by Clarence Foster. Shortly after tha
half, the Leaf's scored two mor»
goals, one on a penalty shot by
Dick Catermole. '
Led by Frankle Adams, UBC
proceeded to score two goals before
the final whistle blew. Adams
scored one goal and got one assist
on Les Moran's shot between tho
posts. Pat Campbell and Clem
Phillie also starred for Varsity.
Former player, Stu Roach played
against his Alma Mater with the
Maple Leafs. It is being rumoured that there Is a possibility that
he may be coming back to tho
Campus soon, which will be good
news.
LOST—Blue, hard covered note
book, about 4:30, Friday afternoon
in Applied Science Locker Room.
Finder please return to AMS
Office.
«   •   •   •
LOST—Wallet containing valuable papers and money. Believed
lost in Science building. Finder
please return to Alfred Bonutto or
AMS Office.

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