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 LPP Checks Its Mobile Unit
Campus Status   Tests *" TB
MT •   THE  ARRIVAL  of a  thirty-
By JACK FERRY
•   STUDENT COUNCIL has referred to President N. A. M.
MacKenzie a request from the sampus LPP organization
for "clarification of our status as a political group at the
University" and for club-room space on the campus.
mmmmmmmm~~mmm—~m-———~mmmm The request came to the Student
 ....._   —— Council of the Alma Mater Society
in a letter from W. J. Gordon
Martin written "under the instructions of the Students Club, LPP,
at the University".
It was presented by Literary and
Scientific Executive President Fred
Lipsett to Council's regular meeting
last Monday night.
Martin's letter asks for "a meeting place of a more or less
permanent nature", and space tor
n library and notices.
lt further states:
"It is to be understood of course
1. that our club would not, under
any circumstances that I can foresee, expect any funds from the
AMS or any other University
organization, nor would we account
to anyone except ourselves for our
expenditures;
2. that we are not requesting any
privilege for our political organization other than what we regard
as proper for any similar organization."
REJECTS LIMITATION
Martin emphasizes that his group
"do not accept the idea that we
are politically free outside of the
campus but limited within."
He claims that his attitude is the
correct one traditionally at Canadian universities.
He concludes by stating that
"ours is not a narrow political
organization only — Marxism is a
study that embraces history,
science, nature, economics, current
affairs, customs, ethics, philosophy,
etc. In a very broad sense."
In a reply, Lipsett points out
that any new student group must
receive permission to organize
from Student Council, which is
usually given in the case of clubs
on the recommendation of the LSE.
The second step is to have a
constitution approved by LSE and
Council.
He explains in his letter to Martin that it is impossible to provide
permanent club space for more
than a small number of clubs, but
that any recognized organization
of the AMS may book rooms
regularly.
FINANCES
With reference to finances, Lip-
sett's reply mentions Article IV
Section 1 (b) ot the AMS Constitution which rules that "all moneys
received by student organizations
under the Society . . . shall be remitted ... to the business officer
of the Society."
In conclusion, Lipsett informs
Martin that for clarification of the
standing of political organizations
on this campus copies of both his
and Martin's letters are being sent
to President MacKenzie.
NEED GOVERNORS' OK
Council deemed that this was the
step to take inasmuch as all outside organizations must have permission from the Board of Governors to form campus groups. This
rule applies to all off-campus
societies, political or otherwise,
GEN. H. D. G. CRERAR
Students To Hear
First Army Chief
• STUDENT VETERANS at the
University of B.C. who served
under General H. D. G. Crerar
overseas will have an opportunity
to meet the former head of the
First Canadian Army waien he
visits the campus January 20.
General Crerar will speak to the
student body in the armories Mi
noon, after which he will be guest
of honor at an informal reception
In the officers' mess, when students
will be introduced.
In the morning, General Crerar
will Inspect converted army huts
on the campus and at nearby
camps where veterans are living.
McGoun Debates
Set For Jan. 18
• FEDERAL   GUARANTEE   of
suitable jobs for all will come
under discussion in the 1946 McGoun Cup debates to be held at
UBC and University of Saskatchewan on January 18.
Supporting the affirmative side
of the resolution "That the Dominion Government should undertake to guarantee the provision of
suitable employment at all times
for all persons able and willing to
work," Dave Williams and Morris Berson will meet University of
Manitoba debaters in Brock HaU.
The team travelling to Saskatoon
to uphold tho negative side of the
same resolution will be Stu Chambers and Tony Scott. All speakers
except Scott have represented
UBC in earlier debates.
It is expetced that names of the
Manitoba and Saskatchewan debaters will be available In a few
days.
UBC Honor Roll
In Preparation
• A COMPLETE list of  names,
initials,    and    decorations    of
UBC students killed while serving
in World War u is required by
the War Memorial committee of
the AMS for the preparation of a
university Honor Roll,
Committee members Jack Cunningham, Tes Kirkpatrick, Phil
Evans and Sidney Flavelle report that preparation of the roll
will be a difficult project, and
must be commenced immediately.
All names listed must be verified before inclusion on the Honor
Roll, the committee warned. Any
persons who can assist in the work
are asked to get in touch with
one of the committee.
• THE Graduation Class will
meet in Ap. Sc. 208 at noon
Wed., Jan. 16. Bring suggestion!*
for a class gift. Everybody
turn out.
New Vets Course
Aids Careers
• ANN ARBOUR. Mich, (UP)-
Not necessarily bigger, but at
least better, business knowledge is
being offered to returning veterans
at the University of Michigan in a
new four-month course.
Charles L. Jamisson, professor
of business policy and head of the
course, said the study was designed
to speed interested veterans into
profitable postwar  careers.
Jamieson said most persons ordinarily undertake a four-year
course in the subject, "but these
men just don't have that much
time." No degree or certificate is
offered,  however.
Jamieson said there are 20 men
taking th'j course, which includes
boc/kke. ping, marketing and pun-
lie relations. Sixty were persuaded
not to enter.
KNITTING DEADLINE CUTS
RUSH OF HAWKINS HUNT
0 ,\   CHILLING   NOTt;   ciiler.-d
i!;.'   iii.'i 1   round   of   gaii ty   of
K     i     II,e". kin.,  we'e'i.   i n   tin1   ci.lt'i-
1 ei , V,\ ,1 ', sda\ v, ii. .e il w.i '•
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mu I  I.    .-:111■ I; ii  ill  My .lejai'e   US
A eahrh e ui". .'y - f tlv c. rnpa -
was carried mit by The Ubyssey
in an effort u> discover feminine
reaction to the neves. The poll
levelled that main gals will lie
too busy knittm' to go muu-huntin'
■.'.   i::y in   e   Ic.un ; women
1 -   :.;t  i \ i  • v   i.ia !■    completion   of
l". It    i. ■; ea '.oil .     So--,e   wer
I   i..i i      ia  ilia'.,    brev.ve'ii   tho   bus
'.,r   . n '    lie A•-1?■ bail ling.    A few
wire     sprinting     le . P.-.a.cn     Brock
Hall and  th: library.
Most blanched when told of the
knitting deadline, and ran harder
than ever.
• THE ARRIVAL of a thirty-
four-foot white bus on the
campus February 11 will signal
the commencement of a tuberculosis survey of staff and students
at UBC,
The bus, housing a complete
self-contained mobile X-ray unit,
was originally scheduled to come
to UBC on February 4, but will
now arrive a week later, according to Harold Huggins, an officer
of the BC Tuberculosis Society in
charge of the work.
VOLUNTARY SURVEY
The campus survey, which will
be wholly voluntary, is a screening project designed to detect tuberculosis in its early stages when
the spread of infection is unlikely.
"This is a 'well unit' we are
sending to th% university," Mr.
Huggins said. "We are looking for
evidence of tuberculosis so that
preventive measures may be taken
before symptoms occur."
He added that the best argument
for prevention is early protection
against the disease.
SIMPLE TECHNIQUE
The screening process handled
by the mobile unit is similar to
ordinary X-ray technique, except
that it can be done with the subject wearing a shirt or blouse. It
takes less than one minute to
complete.
The unit is expected to handle
nearly 400 students daily. It will
remain on the campus about eight
weeks,
Confidential reports are maintained by the unit, and individual
reports will be handed to each
student volunteering to take the
test.
BOUGHT WITH SEALS
Purchases of Christmas seals in
BC provided the funds necessary,
nearly $20,000, to purchase the mobile unit. In it, all developing
and technical work is carried out
by two women technicians and a
man who doubles as driver of the
conveyance.
Extent of the work of the Mobile X-ray Unit is indicated by its
record of 116,000 people examined
in BC during 1945.
Jap Dispersal
Call By SCM
• PETITION TO Premier John
Hart to raise the question of
Japanese-Canadian dispersal when
he goss to the Dominion-Provincial conference this month is expected to be approved by a general meeting of the Students'
Christian Movement here today at
12:30 p.m.
Keiy Halpin, president of Uni-
wr-ity of British Columbia branch
cf the SCM, said Wednesday tho
petition had been drawn up at a
national SCM conference at University of Alberta held December
28 to January 1.
Forecasting approval of thc
petition today, she said It would
ask Premier Hart to consider
working out with the Dominion
Government means of Implement-
ins; the announced Dominion policy
ol dispersing Japanese-Canadians
throughout Canada.
The   SCM   conference   drew   up
the petition for submission by provincial SCM groups to their provincial  governments.
DELAY DEMANDED
Action on the Japanese question
taken by the Alberta conference,
Miss Halpin reported, included:
passage of a resolution asking the
Dominion government to delay
deportation of any Japanese from
Canada until economic conditions
in Japan are improved; and passage of a resolution asking that all
Japanese in Canada who once
asked to be repatriated be given
an opportunity to appear before a
commission if they now wish to
remain her.5.
Miss Halpin and Alec Grant
SCM general secretary here, headed a British Columbia delegation
of 21, of which most were from
UBC and its e.fliliatcd theological
colleges. Len Miller, a UBC student last ycar, who is now teaching at Slesenn told the conference
of conditions among Japanese-
Canadians there.
B.C.  REQUEST
The. Japanese-Canadian question
va.s discussed by tiie conference
i,M request of the B.C. dele;,at ion.
'I'll' eonfe'"nee included lectures
on church work and > seminar on
Christian   vocation.
Mi-.-. Halpin reported that dele-
". te' . don,.t"d SilaO to Ix- distributer! by '.he- World Sliifl nts'
Cliris'iein Federation to needy
German students. Sue said the
c dlection was made because tiie
Intern.itional Student Service
places aid to German students last
on its list.
TfoW&Mm
vol. xxvm
VANCOUVER, B.C., THURSDAY, JANUARY 10, 1946
No. 31
Welcome Veterans Today
•   OPERATION of the mobile X-ray unit which will appear on the campus February 11 is
shown above.   The unit, part of the Division of Tuberculosis Control equipment, was
purchased by the sale of Christmas seals in E.C.   In the photo, a worker is shown holding
his breath for the second required to take the picture of the inside of his chest.
UBC GALS ARE SISSY
More Moochin'  Of Smoochin'
Demanded By Dogpatch Belle
By Staff Correspondent
• DOGPATCH, Ky„ Jan. 10 -
(BURP) — Reigning belle of
this tiny village, Miss Clamback
McGooch, said today she was
"sick* an' tahred" of the sissy way
UBC gals are a-hunt in' their
men.
"Et's nuthin' lak propuh Dawg-
patch sassiety does et," Miss McGooch told a special armor-plated
correspondent early this morning.
"They ain't enough moochin' of
smoochin' on youah school-
graounds."
OR FOOEY
Squinting her one good eye at a
photo shown her by the correspondent, she said, simply,
"Brrrrack!"
She was referring to the predawn spectacle of male students
carrying thalr own books, and
purchasing their own coffee at
various campus rendezvous.
"Ain't heered o' one gal wif a
shotgul yit," she commented. "An'
whar at is yo' bloodhoun's? Besides, them gals Ah guess hain't
a-wearin' theah rurtnin' cloe's."
Frantic efforts of your correspondent to assure the man-
huntin'est expert female in many
a decade of Sadie Hawkins Me-
memorial Handicaps that our gals
aren't losing their grip were of no
avail.
GET BUSY, GALS
"Huh," she commented. "Even
Whiffletree Q. Snaill kin git away
from 'em. Tell them gals to git
busy."
Miss McGooch's recipe for a
successful manhunt (she has run
down and killed four husbands
in four successive ytai»> follows
a simple formula. Sne recommends
its use to all UBC female critters
who hope for a man—any sort of
a man—this week.
"Yo' gotta git him runnln' daown
hill," Is her first principle. "Men
Is built like bears, wif lawng hlne
hilgs, an' they  caln't  he'p  fallln'
ovuh when yo' gits 'em on a grade.
They becomes pushovuhs."
Her second principle in this remarkably easy formula is just not
to let the hapless male regain his
feet, once he's down. And hawg-
tie him as fast as possible.
"Ah kin give cyards an' spades
to any man a-livln' efn' Ah follys
them two rules," Miss McG. concluded. "An' et's only fo' the
benefit of them po' shif'less females draggin' roun' aout thar in
BC thet Ah gives a-way mah secret."
YIPE!
Miss McG. left us at that moment, expertly roping and throwing her creator, Mr. Al Capp, as
he passed incautiously close. Last
sounds heard by your correspondent were a series of short, sharp
yelps and one strangled moan in
a baritone voice.
We got out of there fast —
Sasquatches is safer.
Arts
Request No
Tusday,
•    ELECTION of an Arts executive next Tuesday is imperative for completion of the Undergraduate Societies
Committee and a prerequisite for the holding of the sophomore
and junior-senior class parties.
This was a joint declaration yesterday of Allan Ainsworth, AMS
president, and Hugh McLeod, USC
chairman,
Two Scholarship
Awards Cited
• AWARD OF TWO valuable
scholarships for work in the
1945-1946 session at UBC was announced Monday by President
N. A. M, MacKenzu.
Charles H. Howatson, army veteran now doing post-graduate research here while studying for
his master's degree, receives the
Britannia Mining and Smelting
Company scholarship for research
in mineralography.
Miss Waverlie Anne Watson,
third-year nursing student now
training at Vancouver General
Hospital, has been awarded the
University Scholarship in Nursing
and  Health.
FIVE YEAR VET
Howatson, an ex-sergeant who
saw live years' service with the
First   Survey   Regiment,   RCA.   in
b.dy, Hi.Hand. ..nc! Germany, took
ei 1IA iie;;i\e with honors here in
V.l'M). His research w;rk on the
n.in. . 1 content of plane; is be-
in,; lei.eiiut ted nnil-r the department of geology. II-' llvs will
hi ; , ; mit al ikSU Wc-1 Twenty-
s.cond.
Miss Watson is a graduate of
I'id Y'-yiii; High School. On the
eatiipti;, she is a member of Plira-
tams, the Varsity Outdoor Club,
and Alpha Delta Pi sorority. She
i: also leader of a Wolf Cub j;r iiip,
and hcael drummer of the Glcii-
,;;ary Girls' Pipe B aid. Her hon/e
is at :1(I24 West Thirty-second.
Ainsworth and McLeod called for
a maximum turnout of Arts students in the auditorium at 12:30
p.m. Tuesday. A pep meet session,
with cheers, music, and participation of the Jokers' Club, will precede the elections.-
McLeod said the Students' Council had ruled that unless the Arts
executive were elected at this
meeting, neither of the class parties
could be held.
To be elected are: president,
vicee-president and secretary-
treasurer of the second, third and
fourth year Arts classes, Tho
three presidents, and the fourth-
year vice-president and secretary-
treasurer, mus; sit on USC, at
present  incomplete  through   their
absence.
i
LACK OF ARTSMEN
Departure from UBC of t'.ie Arts
pr sident elected last March, tin 1
elevation of his vice-president to
a USC position, made necessary
in ve elections. Failure of t.ufliciei-.i
.' ■■' m n te) turn out foe an election c.iie ! last term made n-ces-
mr.v the lined attempt next week.
AuLeod said he planned to ask
Big Block m.n to check tho audi-
b-ritim entrances at the time of
111" eleeti m. All those coming
v,nu Id he asked to display their
cards to show they were not
Sciencemen. Mamooks will handle
the pep meet.
Manitoba Gets
Bison For Mascot
• WINNIPEG, Jan 10 -  (CUP)
—An all-time high in the line
of live mascots has been set by
the University of Manitoba this
week with the acquisition of a
bison to cheer the basketball
squad.
The bison, whose name is Kanna
Keena, was loaned to the university by the Winnipeg Parks Board.
Its former home was the city zoo.
Kanna Kenna will officiate during the inter-university basketball meet between Manitoba, Saskatchewan, and  Alberta.
Mail Stacks Up
• UNCLAIMED letters and
Christmas cards are accumulating rapidly in the AMS office.
Club and fraternity executives
are asked to look in and claim
their own. Nearly all the mail is
for sororities, fraternities, clubs,
and other campus organizations.
New Arrivals
Meet At Noon
• TWELVE   HUNDRED  netfly-
arrived ex-service students will
be welcomed to UBC by Students'
Council and representatives of
campus organizations at a special
meeting in the Auditorium at 12:30
today.
The members of the special
V'inter class will be told of campus
activities so that they may get full
value from their attendance this
term. All new ex-service men and
women are expected to attend the
rally.
CLUBS AND TUTORING
Campus clubs will be described
to the newcomers, with emphasis
on those of particular interest to
veterans. The AMS-sponsored
voluntary tutoring system for
veteran-students will be explained,
and those- who feel the need of
extra assistance will be invited to
register for the service.
"We realize that winter session
work will be intensive," student
council president Allan Ainsworth
said in a preview of the meeting,
"but we feel many of the new
students will find certain club
activities of vocational value."
PRACTICAL USES
Many UBC clubs coyer the same
ground as courses in other universities, he added. Participation
in such activities gives the student
practical experience of value in his
work after graduation.
All members of students' council
will attend the meeting, at which
students will also be told of sports
and recreational activities in which
they can take part immediately.
Committee Plans
Symphony Show
• PRESENTATION of the Vancouver    Symphony   Orchestra
with a prominent guest conductor
early in March will be discussed
at a meeting of the special events
committee in the Men's Clubroom
in the north end of the Brock at
12:30 on Monday, announces Cal
Whitehead, chairman,
"We shall try to give the students a wide variety of features
ranging from speeches and celebrities to jazz presentations to
symphonies," he said.
He stated that it was imperative
that all members of the committee
be there to plan the program.
Members of the committee are:
Fred Lipsett, ex-ofrkio chairman;
Cal Whitehead, chairman; Mary
Fagan, secretary; Alex Cowie, Jazz
Society; Howard Barton, Concert
Orchestra; Beverley Wilson, Players'. Club; Eddie Hulford, Musical
Society; Bill Stewart, Mamooks;
Jack Cunningham, Co-ordinator of
Social Activities.
SLOAN, FARRIS, TO SPEAK
AT LAW SCHOOL OPENING
•   FUTURE lawyers will meet the highest jurists of British
Columbia when format opening of the University of
British Columbia law faculty takes place here on January 17.
The 84 students of the faculty,
which was organized last term,
will hear an address by Hon. W. B.
Fa.rris, chief justice of the Supreme Court of British Columbia.
btring  the  opening ceremony.
Mon. Gordon e.IcO. Sloan, chief
hi.-lice of British Columbia, and
.."on. rt L. M Ulan.I. K.C'.. attor-
m ..■■■general, veil1 s.,eak bri'-fly.
ii'. II. Locke. K.C, Teveieuivr , f th.
l.ee.v Society - f British Columbia.
v ii. Ii ad a group bringing grect-
''le.   from Ihe society.
Bean George F\ Curtis of the
law faculty announcing these
plans yesterday, said invitation-
were going out to Chancellor I'i-
W. Hamber, Dr. L. S. Klinck
president emeritus, the baaed o!
governors and senile of URC, an 1
all members of the legal profession
in  the province,  as well as t.J  the
law students.
President N. A. M. MacKenzie
will preside over the ceremony,
to be held in Brock Hall at 8:30
p.m. Dean Curtis an:! members of
l.i.s faculty  will  be  introduced.
At H p.m -all tho.-. invited will
m et at Brock .Mali hi ton- making
a lour ef tiie- 1. ve tVeu'ty buildings
- - twee ; one i . te e! nil! I i y huts
aiee the libr.iy. "H-,e huts are
o-e-d for the lave library, otfices
and- reading room., as law stu-
iknts take their lectures in Brock
.1. Ii and at the C'-airt House
t'i yen town.
Tommy Filler. - ei -. i'-nt of the
eve Undergradue.b f- n ■'.>. ty, is a
n-cinlvi' of the er-m..i: '.e making
ai range.nents for tiie opening.
D an Curtis is cheeirm.-.n. THE UBYSSEY, Thursday, January 10, 1946, Page 2
Last Chance For Artsmen
.   EDITORIAL PAGE   .   .   .
THE LATEST EFFORTS of Student
Council to revive the dormant student
executive organizations of the Arts faculty
by throwing in a pep meet with next Tuesday's elections can not help but remind us
of the Roman rulers and their circuses.
But that is exactly the step that Council
has taken, and for their refusal to let sleeping
dogs lie they are to be commended.
For several years successive Arts elections
have been called just as with the other
faculties, with the difference being that tht
effete Artsmen can not be bothered to drag
themselves out from the stacks to attend
them.
We give them the benefit of the doubt by
not saying "from the Caf".
Last fall, it may be remembered, Student
Council, through its subsidiary Undergraduate Societies Committee, scheduled Arts
class and faculty elections for October 16 and
later on November 29.
On the first occasion nobody attended the
meeting.    On the second, and even more
infamous, occasion the Engineers turned out
and elected themselves to all the Arts offices!
So now Council is making one last attempt
to hold sophomore and junior-senior Arts
elections by planning to hold a pep meet
Tuesday noon, to serve as a lure to attract
ARTS students to the elections that will
follow.
Our Student Council, which is already
overburdened with a flurry of activities
brought on by the greatly increased registration, might Well be excused for washing
its hands of the whole matter of Arts
elections.
In making this last appeal, however,
Council is heeding the voice of its conscience,
for in the Alma Mater Society treasury is
one dollar for each Arts student to go towards his class party this spring.
The fact remains that without an executive
to plan the affairs there can be no parties.
It's as simple as that, Artsmen.
—J. F.
Make Me A Reported
F
THAT delightfully pixilated publication
NEW YORKER recently reported on one of
those fabulous American radio programs
featuring "audience participation".
In this particular show the announcers
venture into the audience seeking women
with fantastic wishes to be fulfilled. The
proceedings have the more exciting qualities
of a seance, a revival meeting, not to mention
a Parliamentary Forum crisis.
At the specific show reviewed an earnest
young woman leapt to her feet and screamed
"Make me a reporter!*'
They didn't take her. But we would have.
Had she been a UBC student we might
today tell her that her wish is not at all
fantastic. We can tell her what we didn't
dare interject into our welcome address on
Tuesday.
We can make any UBC student, male or
female, a reporter.
We are not interested in what your
religion is, what your politics are, or in what
sex you have. All we require from you is
interest and a little time.
Perhaps you intended to take a fling at
campus journalism last September and then
were frightened into constant study by some
nasty professor's threats. Now you find
that you made a first class in the Christmas
exams. So why not mix newspaper work
and spring fever?
Perhaps you do not intend to make
journalism your life work. That is quite
understandable. As a matter of fact, neither
do many of the Publications Board members.
But no'matter what field of work you are
preparing for you will find that in later
years a little knowledge about the newspaper
business will be a valuable acquisition.
If a few more people knew a little more
about the press then the newspapers might
not fool sb many people as they now do.
We are also versatile in the Publications
office; We do not spend all our time on
your student newspaper. We also put out a
quarterly magazine, the THUNDERBIRD,
and a first-class yearbook, the TOTEM.
So whatever your talents or your year,
come over to Brock Hall and see us sometime.
-J. F.
• Someone Must Measure Ecuador
Last Tuesday evening I spent a nickel for
a newspaper. And it was worth it. Every
cent of it.
I read the paper from front page to back
page. I read the funnies. I read the stock
market quotations. I read the society notes.
I even read the editorials.
And then on page sixteen, on page sixteen,
I read it.
There it was, right on the bottom of the
third column.   All by itself.   Six words:
Ecuador has never been exactly measured.
Ecuador had never been exactly measured!
Did you, I said, ever ever in all your life
ever imagine such a thing?
No, I said.
And I was right.
The paper was certainly worth the nickel.
The next morning I was happy.  I whistled
as I went down Fulton Avenue.   I whistled
as I went up Crowder Street.   I whistled in
the elevator.   Allons enfants de la patrie.
Good morning, I said to Miss Black, good
morning to the fairest of the fair, thou of the
golden tresses.
Shut up, said Miss Black, for heaven's
sake, must you open your mouth the moment you step into this office?
Alas, I said, I must, I must.   What is in,
must come out.   Alas the fate.
Miss Black yawned most impolitely.
Good morning, I said to Mrs. Ludd, a good
good morning to thee, elder one.   'Tis a pity
thou canst not hear, and my beautiful words
fall on silent, deaf ears.   Alas the pity.
Shut up, said Miss Black.
And I did.
At ten minutes past ten o'clock that morning, I suddenly remembered. I had been
happy all the time without knowing why.
Miss Black, I said, Miss Black, I have the
greatest news for you.
You're quitting? she asked.
You hurt me to the quick, I said, but
strange to relate, I am quitting.   Not to-day,
not to-morrow, not next week, but soon.   I
have at last found my metier, my life's- goal.
Miss Black looked at me.
Well,  I said,  I  am  going to  measure
Ecuador.
What?
I'm going to measure Ecuador, me.   I.
Miss Black groaned.
Suddenly I felt that all the talk was use
less. Useless to talk to Miss Black. Useless
to talk to Mrs. Ludd, she couldn't hear, anyway.   Useless to talk.
So instead I thought.
One, Ecuador has never been exactly
measured. Two, Ecuador must be measured.   Three, I shall measure Ecuador.
Oh, it's a wonderful thing to have something to think of.
First I take a course on surveying. Then
I go to the National Geographical Institute
or something and they sponsor me. Then I
go to Ecuador.   Then I measure Ecuador.
At lunch I discussed it with my friend
Oscar Ronick.
Are you serious? he asked.
Of course.
Are you kidding me? he asked.
Of course not. *
Do you mean all you say? he asked.
Of course.
He looked straight at me.
I had to look away because one of his eye3
does not look in the same direction as the
other.
They laughed at Edison, I said, until they
saw the light.
I finished my lunch alone.
At night I told my family.
Something's wrong with the boy, my father
said to my mother.
My God, my sister said to my mother.
My mother said nothing.
That night I dreamed about Ecuador, but
I can't remember anything about it.
Then I forgot all about it until to-day.
When I remembered I told my boss, Mr.
Fuller, that I would soon be quitting. And
I told him why.
Johnny, he said, how old are you?
Fifteen, I said.
Did you ever go to high school?
No.
Why?
We have no money and I need to work.
Exactly. That's why you have to stay here
and work, and you can never measure
Ecuador.   Now am I right or am I right?
And he was right.
So someone else has got to measure
Ecuador.
H. G. Bialik.
—From Queens Commentator.
• mardee s
letter
Ed. Note: The following column
was received from our esteemed
Editor - ln - Chief, now speeding
westward to resume her duties
after attending the Canadian University Press Conference at London,
Ont., during the Christmas holidays.
"Dec Boss" had her twenty-first
birthday In the East, amid flying
snowflakes and a bout of 'flu enjoyed by Senior Editor Marian Ball.
We hope all la well again by the
time they have returned to our
bosoms.
• UNIVERSITY slogans are few
and far between, and one of
the most famous ls the one originated by the Western Ontario Gazette — "Through the portals of
Western pass the most beautiful
girls in the world." (Editor's Note
—It is interesting to note that the
Gazette got honorable mention
for their photographs in the r.ecent
Bracken Trophy contest).
We do not dispute the point,
and even to our prejudiced female
eye it was apparent that there
are many beautiful women passing, or failing, through Western's
portals. *
However we are making a slight
addition to the slogan. . . "Through
Western's portals pass the latest
delegates in the world." For the
first two whole days we felt a
great deal of respect for our fellow delegates — preponderantly
male — but secretly wondered
how they ever made deadlines.
They were usually an hour late
for our conference.
On the last, day, Marion and I
slept in and then sped sheepishly
out to the conference ln a taxi
feeling very guilty about falling
into the sinful ways of our fellow
, delegates. We felt a little better
when half of the delegates, including the president, attempted to
vault into our cab when lt glowed
down to cope with an intersection.
On the whole the conference was
rather good. It's tuu bad that
editors did not have time to trot
out their Individual policies, with
special reference to politics, the
liaison, if any, with the student
government, and their methods of
dealing with mutinous printers
and advertising managers. We
wept on each other's shoulder?
about costs, and cub reporters,
but I do think that policies should
have had a day to themselves.
Naturally    our    favorite extracurricular topic   of   conversation
was editorial policy, and we were
interested to match ideas and exchange  friendly  arguments  with
the editors of the Varsity, Manitoban,  McGill   Daily,  Sheaf  and
the  Gateway.    We  also  bandied
words about  the Japanese  problem which has a long way to go
before fading out as a conversation topic.   I think,  Incidentally,
that this Improved CUP wire service will be a good thing for the
larger university papers.   It was
amazing to see how much each
editor knew about other universities merely by the exchange of
papers.    And  the   best  thing   is
that they were vitally interested.
Isobel   MacKenzle's   tongue-in-
cheek Beauty on the Spot column
has been read and even reprinted
all across Canada, our opinion on
the  Japanese problem has been
noticed, several delegates wanted
to know what Luke Moyls and
Jabez looked like and the identity
of the  editor  who  hatched the
column head "Home Thoughts of
a Broad" was sought by others—
we didn't apologize.    They were
all  interested in our  university,
its growing pains, and the good
care it's taking of Its service people.
The last day of the conference
was editor's day. We each gave
operational reports and post-mortems on our past term's problems.
Cause of much weeping, wailing,
etc., seems to be the printing
bogey. Humorously pitiful was
the sad fellow from the Marltlmes
whose paper was once delayed
two weeks because his linotype
operator quietly poured hot lead
on his feet . . and another editor
who wrote copy in English and
had only French linotype operators who spoke no English at all.
One delegate complained that he
honestly didn't know wha.t his
staff were doing, as they wouldn't
pay any attention to him.
The most enthusiastic editors
there were Don MacFarlane of the
Sheaf and the Dalhousie Gazette
delegate We suspect that chess
columns will sprout in college
pages. ... Bill Clark of the Gateway taught Marian how to play
chess on the train, and every
where else, of course, and now
everybody's doing it.
Incidentally, we dropped Into
the NFCU conference at Montreal
long enough to see our own delegates in action. From all reports
they deserve a few large medals.
LETTERS To
The Editor
Those Huts ....
Editor, the Ubyssey,
Dear Madam:
To those of us who are new on
the campus it is enough of a job
to know where all of the regular
buildings are, much less 85 Identical huts.
These huts are in clusters ln
several different spots around the
campus. They are all numbered.
How does one find a hut marked
31 or 85 or x?   What ls the key?
I am sure that the students who
have been here for months would
like to know also.
May I suggest that you publish
in your paper the key to the
order, or if the order is too complicated, a map ofthe campus including the huts. A map of this
kind could be cut out and kept In
a wallet for future reference.
Yours truly,
"Confused."
Open Letter
To New Vets . . .
The University of British Columbia's Branch of the Canadian Legion takes this opportunity to extend a most hearty welcome to
those ex-members of Canada's
Navy, Army, Airforce, Merchant
Ni.vy and connected forces who
have come to this university to
resume training.
As your predecessors we may
assure that you have chosen well
in making UBC your university,
for it has advanced far ln providing for your welfare. This has
been a very hard task, as you will
realize after being here a short
time, but the administration and
faculty have handled the task admirably.
The UBC branch of the Canadian
Legion ia your branch of the Legion and we en at your service.
If there are any problems pertaining to your service or university career do not hesitate to
see us about it. And above all-
come in and see us, get to know
us, AND join us! Help us to help
you.
The Legion office is located in
Hut 1 room 8, until Monday when
it will open in Hut 33 on the Lower Mall. The first meting of the
branch for 1946 will be held Monday night, January 14, in the auditorium at 7:30 p.m. A later meeting, also open to all vets will be
held in the same place at noon on
Thursday, January 17, with a report on grants, housing and employment as discussed at the recently held National Student Veterans Conference.
UBC Branch 72
Canadian Legion.
Jokers Again . . .
Tne Editor,
The Ubyssey,
Dear Madam:
Throughout the year I have been
following your editorials with
Interest, and have been gratified
to see the consistently high standard of intelligent thought and
observation which they display. It
was with considerable disappointment, therefore, that I read the
trite, meaningless effort which
appeared as the third editorial in
the latest issue of the UBYSSEY.
True, there may be a shortage
of jokes about Canadians as such,
but French Canadians, Toronton-
lans, Halegonlans, BC weather, yes,
and even Eskimos, are celebrated
In many a time worn quip or
anecdote. •
That Canadian humour originated
long before the advent of the
Jokers and that they made a completely negligible contribution to
it would seem so obvious that you
could not possibly have seriously
believed the statements which you
made in print.
Hoping for a return to intelligent
and constructive editorials.
Yours sincerely,
3rd Year Arts.
We ran into several of B.C.'s
favorite sons and daughters temporarily separated from our nice
warm rain, which we cooed fondly
about to Easterners. . . Bill Baldwin, Phil Ashmore, Bill McKinley,
John Scott, Tony Greer, John Mackenzie, Harry Pitts, Cam Coady,
and all the rest of the medical
boys we met in Montreal . . . and
Herb Greene, Johnny Stamatis,
Irene Steiner and Ashmore again
(Ed. Non — that man crtalnly
nets around, doesn't he?) were
knocking around Toronto University buildings, and seemed a little
homesick for UBC. We didn't
blame them. UBC Bteam to have
more friendly contact between
students and staff than any other
university.
All for now,
Mardee.
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Enjoy Freedom
• STUDENT government
of University of British
Columbia is unique in Canada and may be an example
for reforms at other Canadian universities, Allan Ainsworth, AMS president,
declared yesterday in reporting on the first post-war
conference of the National
Federation of Canadian University Students.
Revival of NFCUS, accomplished
at the conference at McGill University, December 27-28-29, was
begun last year by Dick Bibbs and
Ken Creighton, predecessors of
Ainsworth and Garry Miller as
AMS president and'treasurer.
"UBC is the only Canadian university where the students control
their own finances, and the only
cne whose students' society is incorporated," Ainsworth declared.
UBC SUPERIOR
Ainsworth and Miller, UBC's
delegates to the conference, found
considerable interest in UBC's
student government in discussions
with the other 24 delegates. Some
of the other universities planned
to obtain detailed information on
student organization at UBC, Ainsworth said.
Asserting his belief that UBC
student government was superior
ln almost all ways, Ainsworth
attributed the superiority partly to
the relatively recent organization
of UBC. This had led to greater
student participation in university
affairs. AMS, with wide autonomy, had always co-operated with
the board of governors ln tuch
matters as provision of new buildings.
Ainsworth and Miller spent
December 26 working with Jack
Pye, setting up a conference
agenda-
Dues to NFCUS were set at three
cents per student. All UBC students are automatically members
of NFCUS by being members of
AMS, which pays their dues.
CHEAPER RATES
Recommendations of the conference student services committee,
approved by the conference, Included: expansion of the exchange
scholarship plan, by which third-
year students spend one year at a
university in another province;
opening of negotiations with the
railways for renewal of special
travel rates for university students:
and requests for more scholarships
and bursaries from Ottawa and
provincial governments.
Under the exchange scholarship
plan, Helen Lord of UBC is now
at Queens' University. Last year
Lawrence Wragg of McMaster
University spent a year at UBC.
Two or more UBC students might
be able to get similar scholarships
for next year, Ainsworth said.
Liaison committee of the conference, headed by Ainsworth,
heard an address on International
Student Service by Professor Marcus Long. "We were satisfied that
ISS Is non-religious, non-political
and has a sound financial policy,"
Ainsworth reported. "ISS will be
the principal medium for International relations of NFCUS."
The    committee    recommended
efforts   to   co-ordinate   tours   of
Canadian and foreign debaters in
Canada.
JOB BUREAU
Formation of a national student
employment service was discussed.
*lWs service would be particularly
valuable to reduce the number of
Canadian graduates going to the
United States," Ainsworth said,
mentioning criticisms made of
Canadian students for this migration.
W. C. McVean, Bishop's CoUege,
Que., was elected NFCUS chairman. Major E. A. Macdonald was
re-appointed permanent secretary-
treasurer, and W. Watt, University
of Manitoba, was elected vice-
president for Western Canada.
Other features of UBC adding
to  its  uniqueness,  discovered bv
j Ainsworth and Miller, are that it
is the  only Canadian university
j affiliated   with   a   United   States
organization (Pacific Student Presi-
1 dents' Association), and the only
one a member of a US athletic
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• MISS A. M. SMITH, reference librarian at UBC, realizes
a lifelong ambition every time she helps a student to find
material for an essay or a research task. Above, she is seen
discussing a problem with one of the many undergraduates
who come to her every day for advice and assistance.
WILLING ADVISOR FOUND
AT REFERENCE DESK
By GRAEME SCOTT
• A PLEASANT smiling lady, whose ambition was to do
library work even in her UBC student days, stands
behind the reference desk in the Library ready to help
students and professors alike with their troubles.   These
problems may range from securing material for a thesis or
lecture to providing new stunts for a pep meet.
The helpful lady in question ls
Miss A. M. Smith, head of the UBC
Library reference department,
and known to hundreds of students and ex-students as a "walking encyclopaedia."
MANY CALLS
Miss Smith and her two very
able assistants are most often
called upon to show students
where and how they can quickly
find information for essays and reports. This task and many others,
as numerous students will bear
witness, they perform unfailingly,
efficiently and in such a pleasant
manner that one is always impressed by their obvious eagerness to be helpful.
Inter-library loans of books and
documents are arranged through
the reference department for senior
students wishing information not
found on the shelves of the UBC
Library.
Miss Smith gives lectures to
freshman Agriculture students and
senior Mechanical Engineering men
each year, showing them how and
where they can find the material
they require for their particular
courses.
The information asked for however, is often of an extra-curricular nature. For example, Miss
Smith recalls, when the S.S.
Greenhlll Park blew up in Vancouver harbour last spring, the
officials and authorities concerned
came to the UBC reference.desk
to find the answers to the legal
questions which arose from the
situation.
ODD BEQUESTS
Health insurance and trade
union disputes are often brought
to Miss Smith She has been called
upon to translate the Persian calendar, locate a supposedly mythical French article (which she did
And in the Yale University library), and to provide ideas for
mixers and parties.
Miss Smith, who has been with
the Library reference department
since 1930, graduated from UBC
in 1921 and taught in Vancouver
schools for the next four years.
After this she attended the University of Washington and on
completion of her course received
a degree in Library Science. She
then travelled to the University of
Michigan where she took her
Master's degree in Library
Science.
During this time Miss Smith received several specialized courses
in reference work. Before coming to the UBC Library she worked in libraries in the University
of Washington, in Boise, Idaho,
in Lawrence College, Wisconsin,
and for a short time in the Vancouver Public Library.
Mrs. Dorothy Chatwin and Miss
Mary Henderson, Miss Smith's extremely capable assistants, both
hold M.A. degrees received in
UBC, as well as degrees in Library
Science.
US Colleges
Full Of Vets
• WASHINGTON (UP) - The
American Council on Education reports that 125,000 veterans
were enrolled in colleges on Dec.
1, and said 600,000 will be on campuses by next September.
The Veterans Administration
warned that many schools may be
swamped under the load, which
is due for a heavy increase when
pending liberalizations of the GI
bill become law.
By September the American
Council said, overall college enrollment will be up 25 per cent
over the 1,400,000 students of the
peak year 1939-40.
HOUSING MAIN PROBLEM
Dr. Francis J. Brown, tha council's specialist on veterans' affairs,
reported that most of the nation's
biggest colleges incurring Yale,
Harvard, and Dartmouth were already past their capacity to handle returning GIs. Housing la the
major problem.
Brown added, however .that if
college-minded veterans are willing to make a second choice, none
should be denied opportunity to
get  training  at  government  ex-
Lady Luck Smiles
On Radio "Hams"
• FORTUNE SMILED on the
Amateur Radio Club this
week when it was announced by
Ralph Gordon, secretary of tMe
club, that it had received a donation of $40 worth of equipment
for a transmitter from a local firm
Radio Sales and Service Ltd.
"On behalf of the club I wish
to thank this firm for its generous gift," Gordon said.
At present the club is busy
building a communication set in
its office in Ap Sc 107.
pense.
DOUBLES ESTIMATE
Brown revised a previous estimate of 2,000,000 GI scholars in
all levels of education and said he
now believes at least double that
number eventually will take advantage of government paid
schooling.
Temporary housing is being put
to use everywhere, Brown said.
Georgia Tech recently leased 1,000
Quonset huCu at a nearby Army
camp and is running busses back
and forth, he said.
Latest Veterans Administration
records showed 103,526 veterans in
training. It was explained, bow-
ever, that for mechanical reasons
the figures run several months behind.
Plans Needed
To Extend Brock
• STUDENT plans and suggestions for the proposed extension to the Brock Memorial Hall
should be turned in soon in order
that the building may be in blueprint stage by the fall, Cal Whitehead, member of the Extension
Committee said Wednesday.
The   committee   will   welcome
. complete   plans,   generalized   or
particular suggestions.
STUDENT DREAM
The extension was the dream of
students ln 1940 when the construction of a complete student
building was thwarted by war
shortages and construction priorities.
"It will be a student building,"
Whitehead stated, "designed and
financed by student enterprise."
"Therefore it is up to the student
body to take an active interest ln
it to make it a lasting and complete structure."
Plans and suggestions should be
addressed to Cal Whitehead in rare
of the AMS office.
Brock Hall Mob
Spoiling Floor
• SINCE Monday and the jump
in registration at UBC, "Mitch"
Mitchell, faithful guardian of Brock
Hall, has been spending a lot of
time standing at the doorway into
the main lounge, looking at the
crowds with a wistful eye.
It seems Brock Hall has been
crowded as never before.
Most of the time Mr. Mitchell's
eyes are cast gloomily at the floor,
which, he says, ls taking a terrific
beating.
"It's too small," he moaned one
day. "These crowds are. going to
wreck the place."
NO HASTE
When he was remipded that plans
for extension of the building ww«
being formulated, he replied:
"Yes, but it'll probably be two
years before anything comes of it.
Between now and then the floor
will be ruined."
Var$ity]Mu$ic
To^Continue
• THE   MUSICAL   Society resumes   its   weekly   program,
"Musld From Varsity," over CJOR
at 10:35 p.m. Thursday.
Featured vocalist will be Geral-
dine Foote, mezzo-soprano, who
will play the role of "Jill All
Alone" from "Merrie England,"
singing, "O Divine Redeemer" by
Gounor, "None But the Lonely
Heart" by Tschaikovsky, "To A
Wild Rose" by MacDowell, and
an unusual number "The Sunbeam."
Don Kyle, prominent tenor, who
will take the semi lead in "Merrie
England" as Lord of Queen Elizabeth's Court .will sing Purcell'a
"I Attempt From Love's Sickness
to Fly," and "The Silent Worship"
by Handel for his first group.
His second group includes two
well known numbers "Homing"
and "One Alone" from "The Desert
Song."
Accompanist will be Margaret
Wilson, former member of the
Musical Society.
LOST
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'^MAN BITES DOG" SABOTAGE HERE,
JOKERS' BLUFF MAKES SHOE PINCH
O THE LAUGH is on the other
hand and the shoe is on the
other foot today for Jokers,
Planning to erect a tent on the
Mall in protest against "refusal"
of university authorities to allot
them ground for the erection of a
clubhouse, the funsters found
themselves up against a novel
form of sabotage from no less a
person than President N. A. M.
MacKenzie.
The president, able to give out
with a jest as well as take one,
approved the Jokers' request, sub-
pact to the approval of the building committee of the Senate.
Now we're landowners, and we
don't know what to do about it,"
Fan Dancers
For Mamooks?
• RUMORS around the campus
today say that the Mamcoks
have decided to change their cheer
leaders into fan-dancers. There
must be some good way to attract
a crowd!
Any Campus girls who have at
some time during their lives become proficient in the more graceful art of dancing, whether it be
behind fans or bubbles, or just
dancing, are welcome.
TWISTERS
Male contortionists who can, at
a moment's notice, take on the
shape of a pretzel should address
their applications to the Mamooks,
campus mail.
For any students who would like
to see this new chorus, or whatever
it turns out to be, there will be a
command performance in Arts 100
at 12:30 on Thursday, January 24.
Only those who will join a permanent cheering section will receive
invitations.
CHORUS LINE
Everyone will get a chance to
see the latest competition for the
State theatre the following day, at
a Pep Meet for the Whitman
College basketball team.
Mamooks are also combing the
campus for sign painters. Since
(most of the paint slinging will be
done in the late Spring, ex-service
men will have the most time to
spend with the new chorus-girl
models. Of course, if anyone else
wants to spend a few more months
with Alma Mammy, he might be
able to find something useful to do,
but service men will have a
priority.
 B. K.
Literally Eats
His Shirt
• CAMBRIDGE, Mass,  (UP)-A
Harvard   chemistry   professor
made good his promise to "eat his
shirt" if he were proved wrong.
Dissolving the shirt in acid, he
neutralized the acid with a base
and filtered out the precipitated
material. Then he calmly spread
it on a piece of bread and swallowed il
Letters Opening
• THERE   IS   an   opening   the
Letters Club for a third year
woman member. Will all students
interested apply by mail to Sheila
Davy, secretary-treasurer, c-o the
Arts Letter Rack.
LOST
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names engraved on it. Reward
for return.   ALma 1565 R.
THE UBYSSEY, Thursday, January 10, 1946, Page 3
New Broadcasts
For Campus
• TWO HOURS of broadcasting
daily by University Radio Society over a campus loudspeaker
network will begin on Monday,
the URS announced today.
Installation of long-awaited control-room equipment permits URS
to present the greatly expanded
service, planned last term.
NEWS AND SHOWS
The campus broadcasts will feature variety shows and newscasts.
Organizations such as the Players'
Club, Musical Society, Jazz Society and History Club will be
given 15-minute spots to present
dramatic, musical or discussion
programs.
Plans for this term revealed
Wednesday by URS president Bill
Watts, include:
Half-hour weekly dramatic series
on CKMO at 8:30 p.m., Mondays,
and Canadian Campus News programs scheduled for other local
stations.
"Music from Varsity", CJOR,
10:30 p.m., will be continued this
year.
Watts stated that the expanded
program is designed to make use
of every URS applicant. He urged
all applicants not yet placed in
positions to contact him. After
next Wednesday, Watt warned,
URS will be unable to fit latecomers into its new setup.
Ace Joker Dave Hayward could
be heard moaning into his caf
coffee late Wednesday. "How can
we build a building? Did anyone
ever hear of even a Scienceman
doing anything practical?"
Hayward intimated that Commerce members of the club would
be set to work day and night on
plans to win enough at rap-rummy
to build a solid concrete blockhouse for use as clubrooms.
The Jokers asked for a plot of
ground when it became evident
there would be no space in existing buildings for a clubroom.
Nobody was more surprised than
they when the President called
their bluff.
MISS DOROTHY SOMERSET
Somerset Given
Drama Award
a AWARD OF A travelling fel-
lowship by the Rockefeller
Foundation to Miss Dorothy Somerset, director of dramatic work
for the Department of University
Extension, and head of the University Summer School of the
Theatre, has been announced by
President-N. A. M. MacKenzie.
The fellowship, of three months'
duration, was granted as a direct
result of the establishment of a
dramatics course on the campus.
Through its provisions, Miss Somerset will be able to travel to
leading American universities to
study curricula and teaching methods.
Her itinerary will include Cornell, Cleveland, and Iowa universities, and will commence this
week. Miss Somerset plans a comparative study of methods and details to ensure establishment of
the UBC course in Jrama on a
sound academic basis.
Well known throughout the
province for her work in organizing amateur dramatic groups, and
as a radio speaker, Miss Somerset was elected vice-president of
the Western Canada Theatre Conference late in 1945. She has been
a member of the Extension Department staff of UBC since 1938.
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LOST
• One black leather glove on the
corner of Tenth and Sasamat
Monday morning. If found please
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Applied Science building. Owner
can claim at AMS office.
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• Secorfd year Applied Science
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Tcharke at MA 2833.
• PAUL TULANE'S will, which
established  Tulane University
in New Orleans, forbids any campus activity on Sunday.
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Saperstein Brings Harlem Back
To UBC For Noon-Hour Feature
Special to The Ubyssey
• SEATTLE, WASH.—Playing everywhere before packed
houses acclaiming their lineup as one of the best in the
team's 19-year history, the mighty Harlem Globe Trotters
travel north into Canada today boasting a season's winning
streak nearing the 50-mark.
Abe Saperstein's current Globe Trotter aggregation, easily
the best edition since the one that Won the world's professional
basketball title at the Chicago tournament, are scheduled for
a four-game series in British Columbia before returning to
Washington.
The colored cagers meet the Minor League all-stars at
King Edward Gym tonight before taking over the UBC Gym
tomorrow at noon for a special cage feature against the Blue
and Gold's own Thunderbirds. They travel to New Westminster and Victoria for games tomorrow and Saturday
• ALL-AMERICAN PIVOTMAN—Bernie Price, once picked as an All-American basketball
center, will captain the Harlem Globe Trotters when they go into action against the
Thunderbirds at Varsity Gym tomorrow at noon. One of the greatest basketball stars on
the continent, Bernie is not only a terrific high scorer, but is also one of the smoothest ball-
handlers in the business.   He measures 6 feet 4 inches and weighs 195 pounds.
SOCCER XrS RESUME
ACTION SATURDAY
• BOTH UBC SOCCER TEAMS will pull their strip out
of the mothballs for the coming Saturday when Varsity
travels to Central Park to play South Burnaby in a first
round Imperial Cup game and UBC plays host to loco on
the campus.
The Varsity eleven kept in fair shape during the holidays
by playing exhibition games with Kerrisdale and South
Hill. The team's chances for the Imperial Cup are also
enhanced by the addition of three servicemen: goalie Grant
Moreton and halfbacks Gus McSween and Chuck Gud-
mundson.     •
UBC gets a bye in the first round of Imperial Cup play,
but its tilt with loco will be a regular league game. UBC
has a chance to pull into second place beside Girardis if1 they
chalk up a win.
On Saturday at Central Park, South Burnaby will be the
material for a Varsity experiment. The Goldies have a super
abundance of backs and a lack of forwards, and Coach
McGill will be juggling the team to make a winning
combination.
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UBC Skiers Prep
For Sunday Meet
On Grouse Mt.
• UBC's SKIERS are prepping
for a gala season on the planks
this year, and they start off with
their first meet of 1946 this Sunday on Grouse Mountain.
Actually, this meet will be a
preliminary trial to discover
UBC's top-flight skiers. Results of
the meet will be carefully considered in picking the ski team
that will represent the Blue and
Gold in outside competitions.
All contestants are reminded to
turn in their entries to Sandy
Martin on or before Saturday
noon.
The Varsity Ski Club will hold
a meeting in Applied Science 102
today at 12:30 in preparation for
Sunday's galei opening.
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all day long. The natural oils in Brylcreem
overcome dandruff and dry scalp, give the hair
a healthy, natural lustre without that greasy
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NO GUM NO SOAP NO ALCOHOL-NO STAfUH
• 'BIRDS'  ANSWER  —
Harry "Hopper the
hooper" Franklin will be out
to show the Harlem Globe
Trotters how to play 1heir
own game when the 'Birds
meet Harlem here tomorrow.
Grass Hockey XI
Cops Loop Opener
• DISPLAYING   clever   passing
attacks whicH were backed up
with a tight defence, the Varsity
Grass Hockey, squad chalked up a
handy victory in the hockey opener by defeating the Oldtimers, 7-1,
last Saturday.
During the first 20 minutes, the
two clubs battbd neck and neck,
but Varsity took over complete
control from there on. Through
the efforts of Dick Massey (4),
Dob Ross (2), and Art Hill, they
ieoon ran the score up to 7-0.
The Oldtimers tallied their lone
goal in the dying minutes of the
game when George Coney scored
on a penalty shot.
SAME TEAMS AGAIN
Representing the Blue and Gold
were Don Currier. Eric Grennius,
Arnold Grennius, Art Hill, Lej/
Bullen. Don Eu'.len. Don Grieve,
Dick  hlassey    nd  Bob U.;:■ :.
The »me two learnt are; slated
to meet again this Saturday, but
the Oldtimers promise a tougher
batti for they'll be strengthening
tnis   week   with   reinforcements.
Any grass hockey enthusiasts
who wish to turn out for either
of the Varsity teams should contact Don Grieve at DE 1985 Y.
NOTICE
Wanted a ride from West Vancouver.   27tn   and   Marine   at   8:30
a.m.   Phono/ Lois at West 12141.
night.
Sapperstein's squad includes
hoop favorites Bernie Price, Duke
Cumberland, Roosevelt Hudson,
Piper Davis, Zaek Clayton, Tony
Peyton, Silas Phelps and Ducky
Moore.
3000 TURNED AWAY
There's size, experience, talent
galore and the showmanship for
which Trotter teams are renowned
in that roll call. Needless to say,
the Globe Trotters are standing
them on their ears wherever they
play.
On December 30, before a capacity crowd in Spokane — 3000
fans were turned away — they
defeated tho Spokane Service All-
Stars, 60-39.
During the past 18 seasons, the
dusky trotters have made basketball history. They've established
a maple court saga unmatched for
brilliance. Their sensational brand
of basketball, superb showmanship
and fine spprtsmanship are a
household word everywhere on the
North American continent.
2588 TRIUMPH TOTAL
Harlem has amassed the amazing total of 2,588 victories while
losing only 209 in the last 18
years. They establish new records
every time they play.
Their record is all the more outstanding when it is remembered
that they travel day in and day
out through all sorts of weather,
play as many as eight and nine
games a week from Early November until late April, never reject
a team as too strong an opponent,
nsver scout a team they are to
face, find time in every game to
put on an exhibition of their clean
humorous and laugh-provoking
stunts of showmanship — and still
manage to win nearly every time
out.
SNAPPY SQUAD AGAIN
Averaging over six feet, this
season's squad bids fair to equal
or even surpass all their predecessors. Berni? Price, All-American pivotman, captains tlje outfit.
Abe Saperstein does the coaching
and Winfield S. Welch, Negro baseball's foremost manager, is trainer
and manager.
Game time tomorrow is 12:30
sharp, so students are advised to
get there early. There are 7000
students out here now, and the
gym holds only 1500, so figure it
out for yourself.
Bellingham referees Joe Martin
and Floyd Fesler will officiate.
NOTICE
• GIRLS on the campus who
would like to enter a championship tourney sponsored by the
University Golf Club are requested to attend a meeting in
Arts 102 at 12:30 on Friday, the Uth.
This competition is open to every
girl attending university and it is
hoped that an active interest in
tournament play can be aroused.
UBC Places
In Archery
Tournament
• UBC's TALENTED archery
enthusiasts surprised the campus Wednesday with news that
they had won second honors in
the recent Canadian Inter-Collegiate Archery Championships.
Western Ontario, headquarters
for the competition, came out on
top with a score of 1728 points.
UBC's total was 1637. Queens and
McGill placed third and fourth
respectively.
With the announcement of the
achievement came news of the
first big attraction of the new
year in girls' sports, the Intramural Archery Contest.
FOUR-GAL TEAMS
Each faculty will be represented
by et team of four, and the championship will be both for the best
team and the best individual
sharp-shooter on the campus,
Mary Ann Norton, president of
the Women's Athletic Association,
urges all prospective entrants to
contact their respective intramural
managers or sign up for competition on ths gym notice board.
The contest will be held on the
archery range beside the UBC
Gym with contestants shooting
from 20, 30, and 40 yards. Shooting will be carried on for the
next two weeks whenever time
and weather permits.
INTER A CAGERS
LOSE CLOSE TILT
TO FARINA FIVE
• FARINAS ATHLETICS proved
too  much   for   thc  Blue  and
Gold's Inter A basketball squad
as thc Laundrymcn took a 37-32
victory over Varsity in a torrid
hoop fixture at King Ed Gym
Tuesday night.
Closely matched throughout the
contest, the college outfit appeared
to weaken in the final frame, the
Farinas getting through Varsity's
defence for a five-point triumph,
Farinas held n bare one-point
lead at the halfway mark, the
scoreboard reading 20-19.
It was Varsity's third loss of the
season.
Nylons for Gridders
• WATERLOO, Ia. (UP)-There'll
be something new on the football fields of the nation soon. A
Waterloo manufacturer says his
firm soon will begin making nylon
'football pants, which will be
stronger and lighter than the old
variety.
*#»   * *\r * '
• HARLEM FAVORITE — Duke Cumberland, veteran
Globe Trotter who will take to the maple courts against
UBC Thunderbirds here tomorrow at noon, is one of the
most all-round cagers on Abe Saperstein's Harlem quintet.
Duke plays equally well at guard, forward, or as a pivot
performer. He stands 6 feet 3 inches high and weighs 200
pounds.
Thursday,' January 10, 1946
Page 4
LUKE MOYLS, Sports Editor
Inter B Hoopers
In Tenth Win
• VARSITY'S Inter B hoopers
came through with a close 35-
33 decision over the second-place
Duke of Connaught club Tuesday
night at King Ed Gym. It was the
tenth straight win for the Blue
raid Gold quintet, leaving them
firmly entrenched in top spot.
Playing a snappy zone defence
and taking full advantage of their
fast-breaking style of play, the
undefeated campus squad snatched
the lead in the opening minutes
of play and weren't headed until
the Dukes attempted a third
quarter rally.
Down 22-16 going into the second
half, the New Westminster quinte*
came back to cut the margin down
to a slim two points. But the
Varsity team managed to keep
ahead until the final whistle.
John Forsythe, Varsity's big
bucket performer, led the college
club with 10, while Bob Knudsen
garnered a similar total for the
losers.
VARSITY-Mathews 2, Boyes 8,
Selman 8, Forsythe 10, Plant 7.
Bray, Barker, Young—35.
DUKE of CONNAUGHT-Knud-
sen 10, Colton 3, Ibbert, Jones 8,
Fisher 6, Greig, Fowler 6, McLean
-33.
Hold Swim Classes
• ALL STUDENTS interested in-
participating in swimming and
life saving activities this year are
asked to register at the Physical
Education office in the UBC gym
immediately. Each class will be
limited. Physical Education credits will bj given as usual for
classes attended.
Following is the schedule of
classes:
Men:  Tuesday at 4:30 .
Intermediates: Tuesday at 6:00.
Beginners:  Tuesday at 6:00.
Women's Life Saving:  Wednesday
at 3:30.
Men: Wednesday at 2:30 and 3:30.
All classes will be held at the
Crystal Pool, and a fee of 15 cents
will be charged. AMS cards must
be presented for identification.
^ake Better |
Varies
SAPERSTEIN KNOWS HIS HOOP
• One REASON why the sensational Harlem Globe Trotters, famed Negro basketball quintet that faces the Thunderbirds at
Varsity Gym tomorrow at noon is
tops on tha maple courts is little
Abe Saperstein, who owns, coaches
and manages the hoop wizards.
He's small in size but long on
ability, perhaps thc best-versed
man in basketball knowledge to
e'eey. Sap.lutein, who originate!
the Globe Trotters l'J years ago
,',nd has Unit them into the bc.-L
drawing card in basketball, stand,
only Civc-feet-threc in his stocking
bet but he's is'oven a mental
j,unit in casaba circles.
LIKES HOOP BEST
lie has coached the Globe Trotters to numerous honors. His
.stylo of play is years ahead of
other teams. Thc famous stunt*,
of showmanship and comedy that
nave made the dustsy magicians so
popular everywhere are his ideas.
Basketball isn't his only sport
for he has brought many teams
and outstanding individuals to the
fore in many other line: of sport.
But Abe is proudest of his Globe
Trotters.
He personally led them to the
world championship in The Chicago Stadium tournament in tho
spring of 19-10 and against tho
American College All-Stars in th
first game of that nuw-annu.-.l
classic at the Stadium before 22,000
1'aiiM in Novunb.'T of that yen'.
VtON MEXICO TITLE
Since then the Harlemitcs a1 •. i
have won the Mexico City Intel-
rational Invhati mal Cup Tournament   'm  111 111 and  19-11.
Outstanding college and profe - <
sii.nal coaches have marvelled at
how Saperstein cm take a small
squad of colored stars, rarely numbering mmv than seven, travel
them all over the continent, playing     nightly     against     top-notch
quintets and including their inimitable entertainment stunts, and
still lose only an average of one
game in every 20.
Saperstein has enjoyed great
success, to), with other hoop
teams, having been associated in
icccnt sea ons with Henry "Dutch"
D-Inert in the development of
11- D. e.o'.t Meedes mid the lirook-
1;.,,  K.a- l,s.
IN BASEBALL, TOO
In   baseball   lie   has   thi'   Cinch.-
ii ' i ■''!. wii . r.i''miugh.im VA:. le
i' mi..-, !', . ball ll.irle-n Glo ■
'.''' u'.i.'iv, ,■'■'.. Louis Sties;, Chic '.•.,■
.'. ,,\vn   blore'e rs,    aid     iii:iii-,|,mi-
f ss L" > "Sslehcl" Pah-
e ,■ o\. .s' 1 - outstanding play-
i ■.-.   i   , "gin      '.'   nu-   as  one    of   in
.eel .el .ul-U.'.e Ne e,io pitchers.
A'oet v ill \ i. it th lampu., f>-
i.\'i row t.i l :'-■ -lit his Harlem
Ohilv Troll 'is in a .-pedal feature
;... hi-,t tiie Tlumderbird.-:. Game
time is 12::;).
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FAVORITES
YOU'LL PASS AU
YOUR TESTS
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