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 New Mobilization Regulations Issued
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Vol. Xxvi
VANCOUVER, B.C., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 1944
No. 33
50% 0/ Students Elect New Council
Draft Snowballs
• A ROLLING STONE may gather no moss, but a juicy news
Item, allowed to meander about
the UBC campus, gathers just a-
bout everything under the sun.
Correspondents for the downtown papers started a snowball
rolling Wednesday which could
match anything put forward by
Paul Bunyan.
Phoned at noon by their city editors to check on the new regulations for Artsmen, they let different sized cats out of different
sized bags and by the middle of
the afternoon Artsmen were In the
early stages of nervous breakdowns.
Rumors flew so fast that in the
late afternoon, all men had been
drafted, women were being sent to
concentration camps and the faculty was enlisting ln the Pacific
Coast Militia.
For the latest rumor from MacKenzie King, read elswhere on
this page.
SPC Violates
AMS Ruling
On Program
• STUDENT Council has
termed the recently distributed Social Problems
Club programs as non-essential literature, which should
not have been issued according to the AMS'code.
The code states that no publication shall be distributed on the
campus without the sanction of
the Council, all literature being
presented to the students through
the medium of the student newspaper.
At the Council meeting of February 14, an agreement was reached whereby the distribution of the
qffending literature was to be
withheld.
The AMS felt that If they gave
their sanction to the SPC for the
issuing of this program It would
constitute a virtual endorsement
of th4| points set out ln the publication.
The Discipline Committee gave
no statement of the action to bt
taken in the matter.
Toy Ttotn
WinsPrizeAt
Science Ball
• MINIATURE TRAINS pushing trainloads of ore through
a papier-mache mountainside won
the coveted mystery prize at the
Science Ball for the best decorated table. The display was built
by the Dawson Club, composed of
the miners, geologists, and metallurgists.
The mountainside was honeycombed with tunnels, through
which small ore trains (horribly
reminiscent of the main attraction
of Woodward's toyland) rushed at
a fast clip. These trains periodically came out into the open to
discharge their cargo at the local
ball mill.
Once during the evening a dense
cloud of siaoke emerged from the
lnnncl. The Dawsonites claimed
that this was merely the fumes
from a blast >vt off to make the
display  more  vivid.
For their diligence the boys
were rev. vdeel with the traditional
mystery prize. Thg es .rt nature
of the awa" ' i.s not known, but lt
was tall, cool, ond definitely not
blond.
Over 1,000 Votes Cast
For Sixteen Candidates
*   THE COMPLETE Alma Mater Society Council for the
'44-'45 University of British Columbia session was elected
after the final voting returns on Wednesday afternoon.
Approximately 50 percent of the student body voted.
There were sixteen contestants
Star of "lolanthe"
for the six remaining positions.
The total number of ballots cast
v/as between 1000 and 1050.
The newly elected President of
the Literary and Scientific Executive is Gordon Bertram, with
428 votes. Helen Morgan Is Secretary of the Alma Mater Society
with 585 votes, Allan Ainsworth is
Junior Member with 575 votes;
Lea Raphael, president of the
Men's Undergraduate Society, polled 427 votes; George Rush waa elected as Men's Athletic Representative with 378 votes; and Barbara
Greene was elected as President
of the Women's Undergraduate
Society with 250 votes.
Lois Reid was elected by acclamation as Women's Athletic Representative.
The Incoming council will be
formally Inducted at a future
AMS meeting.
Mussoc
Rehearsal
Cancelled
• THE MUSSOC will not be able
to hold their dress rehearsal
on Saturday, because of a previous booking of the Auditorium.
It is hoped that the rehearsal
can be held on Sunday evening
instead. The final rehearsal will
be held on Monday, February 21,
at 6:00 p.m.
Tickets for students night will
be given out in the Quad on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday on
presentation of Alma Mater passes.
The curtain goes up on Wednesday
at 7:00 p.m. sharp so that students
will not have to make an extra
trip out to the campus.
Commerce
Celebrates
• HON. E. C. CARSON, Minister of Trade ap0 Industry, will
be the speaker at the Commerce
Club graduation banquet to be
held in the Hotel Georgia Ballroom at 6:15 pjn., Thursday, February H
This will be Mr. Carson's first
speech in Vancouver. In addition
there will be many prominent
downtown businessmen attending
the banquet.
All Economics students are invited to attend.
Tickets, which cost $1.50 each,
are limited In number, so the
Club urges those attending to buy
them early.
Religion and Life
Meeting on Feb. 23
• STUDENT discussion following the Religion and Life Conference are being continued at the
university.
A meeting will be held on Wednesday and the topics, "What are
Ihe basic elements of Christ's
teachings?" and "Can Christ's
teachings play a part in society'.'"
are the conference topics for discussion.
Faculty advice will be sought
when it is intended to discuss a
question involving technical or
scientific data at the meetings
They will be held every Wednesday.
McDonald
Supports
Research
• A  POULTRY   Nutrition  Research House is being built on
the Agricultural grounds. This
building is being constructed by a
special grant from the Department
of Agriculture on the recommendation of Dr. K. C. McDonald,
Minister of Agriculture.
Part of the cost of construction
is being defrayed by Dr. Chalmers
of Western Chemical Industries
Limited. The current expenditure
is provided by Dr. McDonald and
the Surrey Cooperative Association, Cloverdale.
Canada has ln the past few
years been Influenced a great deal
by the United States in regard
tc her feed for hens and chicks.
Because the U. S. A. has a great
surplus of maize they naturally
use this as a base for their chicken
feed.
Canada, because she has no such
great surplus, has had to import
quantities of maize from the U.
S A., but it has been discovered
that a diet of fish meal and wheat,
both of which are abundant in
Canada, produces good results on
young chicks. The cost per ton
is also considerably less than
where normal Ingredients are used.
The purpose of this nutrition
house will be to feed the chicks
this new diet and observe the effects on the growing and laying
of the birds. The building consists of eight separate compartments.
McLelland
Resigns
Position
• PAYH IfaLfSLI^fp,   Varsity
Daftct  Orchestra  leader,  and
Gregg Milter, singer, haye ra-
signed, their pos^on* repent^y.
As explanation Dave otters his
letter of resignation:
Mr. Murdo MacKenzie,
President, Literary and Scientific
Executive,
University of British Columbia.
Dear Sir,
I hearby submit my resignation
as leader of the Varsity Dance
orchestra and as a member of the
L. S. E.
This step has been made necessary by the pressure of outsidj
activities and the lack of organization assistance.
As "the primary objective of a
university student is to succeed
in academic efforts" 1 find it necessary to retire from the orchestra to achieve the Dean's wishes,
D. J. McLelland.
McLelland feels that, considering
the time and work the dance orchestra boys put in, thc orchestra
is not sufficiently appreciated.
'They need encouragement," ho
f-j.ys, and hopes sincerely that
something will bo done about lt
soon. "Otherwise," he says, "the
next leader will probably be in
the same spot and he should have
a better time of it."
Though both Gregg and Dave
resigned at the same time, their
resignations are lndependant.
ALICE STONEHOUSE-Soprano
lead who will sing the role ot
Phyllis In the University Musical
Society's production of Gilbert
and Sullivan's comic opera "lolanthe." Miss Stonehouse achieved
great success as Kate In "Plratea
of Penzance," the Society's production last year. She is a third
year Arts student. lolanthe will
be presented in the University
Auditorium, Feb. 24, 25, 26.
Moot Court
Suspends
The Varsity
(CUP)   Toronto,  February 17.—
• AFTER TEN minutes deliberation by the jury of the University of Toronto's Moot Court,
the Law club was awarded damages of $1500 and "The Varsity"
was ordered to suspend publication.
An injunction appended to the
Court's decision ordered "The
Varsity" to suspend publication
from May 1, 1944 until September 1, 1944, It also ordered the
damages to be paid in Dominican
currency.
In addition to this, the jury recommended that the Varsity be
ordered to award one ticket to
the Vic-at-home to each of the
members of the jury and to invito each of the Judges and Mr.
McOifhiess, the plaintiff, to the
next Varsity masthead party.
Alcan Road
Discussion
Noon Today
• THE ALASKA Highway will
be the subject of the regular
club meeting of the SPC at noon
today in Arts 204. The speaker will
be Hal Griffin, who has been editor of The People, downtown labor weekly, since its Inception
some two years ago.
Last summer Mr. Griffin toured
the route of the new highway as
a reporter besides spending some
time in Ottawa interviewing Government leaders especially concerned with it. He has investigated
the American side of the question,
and has written a book on his experiences. All students are welcome.
Faculty Sweaters
Arriving Soon
• A   LARGE   shipment   of   Arts
and  Science sweaters is hoped
for in the near future by the Align  Mater  Society.
The shipment of Ar;gie sweaters recently received has been
sold.
Of   the   40   dozen   pins   of   the
three faculties, only a few Aggio
pins are left.
To Affect Artsmen
In Lower Half Of
Academic Section
•   OTTAWA, February 17—
lating to the mobilization of
issued by Arthur MacNamara,
Service.
The regulations were recommended to the Hon. Humphrey
Mitchell, Minister of Labor, and
Mr. MacNamara by the University
Advisory Board, composed of six
representatives of Canadian universities.
It is by way of implementing
a statement of September 15, 1943,
by Mr. MacNamara. The regulations have been forwarded to mobilization boards across Canada, but
considerable leeway will be allowed each board to Interpret the
regulations according to local conditions.
1. Any male student of the age
of 18 V4 years or more, who is subject under the National Selective
Service Mobilization Regulations
and who is enrolled in any of the
following degree courses in any
Canadian University or college,
shall be considered to be pursuing
a course contributing to the prosecution of the war or in National
Interest:
(a) Medicine.
(b) Dentistry.
(c) Engineering or Applied
Science.
(d) Architecture.
(e) Agriculture.
(f) Pharmacy.
(g) Forestry,
(h) Education,
(i) Commerce.
(j) Veterinary Science.
(k) Specialized courses in Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry,
Biology, or Geology, or ln
courses which enable students to prepare and qualify
for special courses in Mathematics, Physics, Chemistrv,
Biology or Geology.
2. Any male student of the age
of 1814 years or more ,who is subject to call under the National
Selective Service Mobilization Regulations and is enrolled in any
degree course not enumerated in
paragraph 1 above, will be considered to be pursuing a course essential to the national interest
provided that in the regular session of 1943-44 he is in the upper
half of all the students enrolled
in the same academic year of his
course as determined by the final
examinations for the session.
3. Any male student of the age
of MPA years or more who is subject to call under The National
Selective Service Mobilization Regulations, who enrolls in 1944 for
the first time in any degree course
not enumerated in paragraph 1
above, will be considered to be
pursuing a course essential to tho
national interest provided that in
the regular session of 1944-45 ho is
In the upper half of all the students enrolled in th* sgm* academic year of his course as determined by the final examinations
for the session.
4. Any male student permitted
under tiie above paragraphs to
continue his course shall be re-
(CUP)—New regulations re-
University students have been
director of National Selective
ported to the appropriate mobilization authorities under The National
Selective Service Mobilization Regulations If he falls to do satisfactory academic work or fails to
comply with the requirements of
military training.
5. Any male student who has
been required to leave a university
or college by reason of the application of paragraph 2, paragraph 3,
or paragraph 4 above, and is subsequently rejected for military
service by the Mobilization Board
concerned may be permitted to
resume his course provided that
he presents a permit so to do issued by the appropriate National
Selective Service Officer.
6. No male student of the aft
of 18% years or more who Is subject to call under the National
Selective Service Mobilization Regulations, who is enrolled ln a university or college for the regular
session of 1943-44 and who is doing
satisfactory academic work and
complying with the requirements
of military training, shall be called
under the National Selective Service Mobilization Regulations until
the end of the regular session of
1943-44.
7. No male student of tht age
of 18% years or more who ls subject to call under The National
Selective Service Mobilization Regulations, who had been enrolled
in a university or college and subsequently ceases to attend a university or college for a period of
one academic year or more shall
be re-admitted to a university or
college without the consent of the
Mobilization Moard concerned,
UBC Grad
Sings In
Aud. Fri.
• MISS Marigold Nash,
UBC graduate and former member of the Musical
Society, is presenting a program of French folk songs
in the Auditorium today.
She will be accompanied by
Mr. Ira Schwartz, distinguished Vancouver pianist.
The artist is well-known In Vancouver musical circles and appears
on the campus today through tho
efforts of the French club, which
Is sponsoring the program.
Her program will consist of an
air from Carmen by Bizet, Chanson de Florlons by Oodari,
L'Heure Exquise by Hahn, Un Pea
D*Amour, a popular song, a few
charming old French bergeres, and
other operatic arias and French
melodies.
Special From Edmonton
Student Participation
In Politics Advised
•   "BEWARE of selling our democratic birthright for a
mess of bureaucracy," said Dr. Robert Newton, President
of the University of Alberta, at the opening session of the
Western Canadian University Conference Thursday.
In discussing today's students in        —___-__^^___^_^___
tomorrow's world, Dr. Newton
called in assembled delegates to
consider seriously participating in
politics.
He stressed Canadian students
mobilizing their talents in teaching engineering and social science
professions and appealed for the
preservation of individualism.
In ensuing discussions, B.C. delegates clashed with those of Manitoba over the question of politics
in university newspapers.
David Levine of Manitoba believed college newspapers should
enter into political controversies.
McGill strongly contested Manitoba';, viewpoint.
NITRITIONAI. PROBLEM
In the afternoon session, tho dele-
Rate   to  the  Uniled  Nations'   Hot
Spring   Cor "erence   on   food   and
agriculture,   Dean   of  Agriculture,
R. D. Sinclair, was optimistic over
the solution of world nutritional
problems. He pointed to enthusiasm of the Hot Springs Conference.
"This same good feeling," he
said, "might mark deliberation of
similar  future  gatherings."
The speaker discouraged the
idea of agricultural planning in
closing bureaucratic control on
farmers. When questioned by Miss
Rosemary Stewart, he emphasized
that no farmer would be told what
to grow and where to grow it.
"The policy," said Sinclair, "would
be direclion and not compulsion,"
Harold Parrott was in favour of
wheat and other surpluses being
used not as price basis but as insurance against future catastrophes. Friday, February 18, 1944
THE   U
From ThejEditor's Pen « « »
New Regulations
-be compared as to their essentiality with
Pregard to war effort?
The relative value of a student graduating in Commerce, and one graduating in
Arts with majors in Economics and history
is raised again by the Manitoba students. It
is their contention that the latter "are necessary to the efficient administration of the
war effort and in the reconstruction period
both here and in Europe."
It is a difficult decision to make and one
which will arouse criticism in all branches
of the university, no matter what it may be.
According to the regulations as stated in
the release to the mobilization boards, fifty
percent of all physically fit Arts students of
every year will be forced to drop their
courses and be drafted into the army.
This restriction seems unfair, in that
some classes will have a higher general average than others, and students who cannot
maintain their superiority in one, may still
be better students than those in other
courses who are allowed to remain. Therefore, as The Manitoban states, there is discrimination against Arts, certain parts of
Science and Law.
The suggestion has been made that a
tightening up of restrictions on academic
standards of the university as a whole, and
registration for certain courses would be a
fairer means of choosing who is to be allowed to study, and who is to be drafted.
Until definite releases, applying directly
to this university are available from the
local mobilization board, we can make no
criticisms of the regulations with regard to
UBC.
Latest releases from the National Selective Service portend a stiffening of requirements for students in Arts at the University
of British Columbia.
Press releases applying directly to this
university alone have not been given out
yet, but it is expected that the regulations
for UBC will be somewhat the same as those
of eastern colleges, but will be subject to
interpretation by the local mobilization
board.
Commenting on the new regulations released to the University of Manitoba, Dr.
Smith, president, said that the statement was
important in that it constituted a recognition
of the valuable work being done by the students in the higher brackets in courses leading to a degree of Bachelor of Arts, Bachelor
of Science in General Course, or Bachelor
of Laws.
President Smith also remarked that
these new regulations are for the benefit of
the nation, not for the university and its
male students.
However, The Manitoban raises the
question of the fairness of the regulations
when an Arts student is required to attain
certain academic standards, and yet those
in essential courses have no standard set by
regulations. Are the Arts students to be
discriminated against, and the other students
allowed to remain at university with a mere
passing average?
Can such courses as Commerce be considered to produce more technically trained
personnel than a "non-specialized" course in
Science?   Can these two types of courses
IRAC
•   A  FEW  YEARS   ago  in  educational Simply that it could be one aspect of a more
institutions, sex education was rarely complete educational system,
entertained as expedient or necessary. Such MANY DIFFICULTIES
matters, it was assumed, were the respons- In B.C. the department of Education has
ibility of the home or church. Although this just introduced a course in sex education
attitude has given way to a more progressive in one provincial High School. The experi-
outlook among educators and the public, the' ment is being carefully watched to discover
change has shown little effect in terms of an the adequacy of the technique used, and the
educational program in B.C. reception by the students.   Such problems
Despite the sophistication of university as the choice of teaching personnel and the
students it can be generally stated that they presentation of the subject present particu-
are for the most part ignorant of the physco- lar difficulty, even though such a course is
logical aspects of sex and marriage. The at- felt to be highly desirable. The necessity of
tainment of heterosexuality or wholesome a non-religious criterion on which to form
relations with the opposite sex is another objective conclusions likewise must be con-
aspect in which sex education could play an sidered.   But as other educational institu-
important part. Marriage is perhaps the final tions   have   successfully   overcome   these
attainment of complete adjustment, but new obstacles, it would seem that the strong fac-
problems only begin to appear at this stage. tors in the introductions of such a course
The provision of intelligent rational instruc- would outweigh the obstacles,
tion and discussion on these questions would In the question of what, if anything,
undoubtedly be of considerable aid to stu- could be attempted at UBC, there seem to
dents, many of whom marriage will shortly be several possibilities. Such a course might
overtake. Many American universities now be sponsored either by the administration
provide cours es insex and marriage; per- or by one of the campus clubs. The former
haps  UBC  might  make  a  start  in  this obviously has the facilities and the means
direction. quite beyond any club, through which the
EMOTIONS IGNORED course might be initiated and developed as
Of course, it will be said that univers- an extracurricular course offered to any stu-
ities already have too much to do—the short- dent interested.   The course could consist
age of staff, finances, etc.  Why burden it of a number of lectures and discussions,
with other activities?   This resolves itself designed for students' needs and problems,
mainly into a question of the functions of a Authorities could be engaged to speak per-
university—what its courses should consist iodically on a planned program, or in the
of, and what its limitations are. New views ideal situation might merit the attention of
of education emphasize the wholeness of the   » a faculty member throughout the year. This
process.   It is recognized that intellectual suggestion is not beyond the possibility of
education is not enough, that the emotional actuality. What do you think? Would you
and social elements of human personality be interested in a course in sex education
must have their due consideration in the offered by the Administration?
process of education. This point is increas- POLL RESULTS
ingly realized in elementary and secondary The following is the result of the poll
education. It remains for most universities taken by members of the IRAC regarding
to recognize that the whole student comes our last article:
to university, not just his mind. The schools The number of students reading the
could play a greater part in the integration articles  148
of the personality than it does through the The number of students wishing to
lopsided system prevailing. see IRAC continued   120
Another objection might be that the The number of students wishing to
university has problems enough, in the de- see IRAC discontinued     21
velopment of the intellect.   That may be The number of student indifferent      7
quite true, but the problem could be simp- ED. NOTE:—In a Ubyssey poll taken
lifted to some degree by a change of outlook three weeks ago on the same subject, results
in the technique of education; that is to say, were:
by ceasing to ignore the intellectual and Favouring IRAC   33
emotional equation.   Just where does sex Against   31
education fit into this previous discussion? Indifferent   40
when    they    become    downright       The Editor,
I FTTERS TO      filthy> (as they ^at the Frosh   "ubyssey-"
L-U I   I l_rW     I \S              ^ep meet of kst Wednesday)  the       Campus,
■■■I   II"      I"fXIT^Vf%             entertainment tends to reflect up- _,      ..      .   A   ,
fUt     HrilTriP                                ,.. .               For   the   last   two   months   our
I III-     UL/IIV^IN             on the intelligence of the student        Ubyssey   has   been   decrying   the
 ——        body as a whole, and certaily low-        Student's Council.   To those who
Dear Madam, ers the moral tone of the univer-        have   some   interest   in   students'
Having been in attendance at the         sjty,     i   suggest that   those    in        pftairs and know what the Council
last few" pep-meets," I think it is . „ » .. . , . . . has done, this policy does appear
, . , A. ., . ., , charge of the censorship of scripts ,, , ....
high time that the progressive de- a little prejudiced,
generation of these events be ,or these entertainments (if any Why is jt thflt ,ettera tQ ^ ed_
brought to the attention of the of- &uch committee exists) exercise itor censuring our student govern-
ficials of the Alma Mater Society. '" more stringent control in the ment are given front page pub-
No one would object to risque future- licity while praise for the Council
. . , •. •« , x , ,, , action receives nona of this prom-
jokes or skits, if a decent degree                               Yours truly,                          .          ,
of  subtlety  were  maintained, but                                    D. Clark, Arts '45.         (Continued  on Page three)
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ASSISTANT EDITORS
Nancy Macdonald, Diana Bamp-
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Stewart.
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• Spring Menu
COMING EVENTS
Feb. 18   Chem. Social
Feb. 18..  Munro-Premed Meeting
Feb. 21..  Comm. Club Tea Dance
Feb. 22, 23, 24, 25, 26.. Mussoc Operetta "lolanthe."
Feb. 23   Soph Party
Feb. 24.. Comm. Graduating Banquet,
Feb.  24..   Phrateres Quilting Bcc.
Feb. 26.... Air Cadet Wing Dance.
Feb.  29    WUS Co-Ed.
March 9   Greek Song Fest.
March 15, 16, 17, 18 Player's ClubV
"Dover Road."
March 16....  Junior-Senior Party.
Page Two
He:    There's   a   certain   reason
why I love you.
She: My goodness!
He:   Don't  be  ridiculous.
—Brunswickan
K | always buy my extra meat from a man ot th*
back door, I've never even teen a black market 1"
SWEET CAPORAL CIGARETTES
rThs pmeetferm In tthlth loeaeee em be smeW
t
• A Year Ago
• "HICKS" tickets are sold out
for the annual "Hayseed Hop"
—or in other words there are no
more available tickets for the Aggie Barn Dance . , . Three candidates running for treasurer will
present their platforms at an assembly today at 12.30. The candidates are Victor Johnson, Don
Ross and Art Johnson . . . Bill
Mercer, LSE President, announced
Friday that Lester Cole and his
six charming debutantes will visit
the campus on Friday, Feb. 28 . . .
The second annual dance of the
Commerce class will be held this
Friday, Feb. 26, in the Stanley
Park Pavilion. This year the affair will feature a play by "Jabez"
titled "She Gave Him the Key to
Her Heart," or "The Rape of the
Lock." Tho direction of this short
production is In the hands of the
entertainemnt committee — Percy
Glover, Ed Freisen and Bob
Whyte.
Active, Busy Men
and Women
Wear
Challenger
Watches
DEPEN°PABILIT\J
u
J t  «.
32.50 to 75.00
The Values
Challenge
Comparison.
He: "Please."
She:  "NO."
He:   "Just this once."
She:  "No, I said."
He: "Ah hell ma—all the rest of
the kids are going barefooted,"
—Airman
LOST: One maroon fountain pen
Monday while repelling Aggie-
Science attack on the Arts Building. Valuable as a keepsake. Return to the AMS, office or Art
Robershaw,   *
NOW   SHOWING
FAMOUS PLAYERS
DOWNTOWN  THEATRES
Special student rate on presentation
of your student's pass.
CAPITOL
Greer Garson, Walter
Pidgeon in
"MADAME CURIE"
plus
Added Extras
STRAND
Humphrey Bogart, Dead
End Kids in
"CRIME SCHOOL"
Plus
"Girls on Probation"
ORPHEUM
Story of Jack the 'Ripper'
"THE LODGER"
with Merle Oberon,
George Sanders, Laird
Cregar
DOMINION
Richard Tregaskis'
"GUADALCANAL
DIARY"
plus
"Road to Zanzibar"
Have a "Coke"" Come in and Sit Down
...or how to be welcome in Newfoundland
Between the warm-hearted fisher folk of Newfoundland, Come
in and sit down is the natural salutation to a friend. Just as
kindly is the Have a "Coke" of the visiting Canadian soldier.
In St. John's as in St. Thomas, to offer a Coca-Cola is to win
a new friend. Around the world Coca-Cola is the welcome
invitation to the pause that refreshes — the universal symbol
of a friendly way of life.
Vanvouver,   B C.
"Coke"=Coca-Cola
It's natural for popular names
to acquire friendly aDbreviations
Thai's why you bear Coca-Cola
called   Coke."
670 Friday, February 18, 1944-
THE   UBYSSEY
Page Three
Indoor Rifle Range
Re-opened By COTC
•   THE INDOOR RIFLE RANGE in the basement of the
Arts Building has recently been re-opened.  The range
can accommodate three men at a time.
It  is situated in the  southwest
Shopping   with Mary Ann
corner of the building and consists
of a long corridor 20 feet wide
with targets placed against a white
pine backboard. Behind the targets a network of inverted steel
slats in the form of Venetian blinds
prevents thc bullets from doing
damage to the foundations.
A raisqd and matted platform
affords a comfortable and advantageous point of aim. Lights have
been installed to illuminate the
targets and the shooting platform.
Walls are covered with V-jolnt
lumber.
All officers, NCO's, and cadets
are allowed to shoot on the range
It is open on weekdays from 9:30
to 5:00 and on Saturday from
9:30 to 12:30.
<!ooey rifles are supplied and
members of the corps may fire
once per day, but must register
in the orderly room before going
to the range.
Sandbags and round holders are
included in the equipment. Only
the long cartridge type 22 ammunition Is used. A record is being
kept of all targets and two rifle
teams will be organized for entry
in the Dominion of Canada Rifle
Association   Competition.
An active army NCO is on
duty at the range during the day
instructing the proper method of
using a light rifle. Two targets
are obtained in half hour sessions.
The first is five rounds of grouping with a possible score of 25.
The next being five rounds of
application with an eligible score
of twenty.
Prizes Offered
For Essays On
Poland and Music
• PRIZES of $150, $100, and $50
have been offered by the Polish
Institute of Arts and Sciences for
essays dealing with Polish subjects.
Essays should cover such topics
as the art, literature or science of
Poland, the various problems
which confront a post-war Poland;
or the biographies of her famous
men.
Essays should be 6000 to 8000
words In length, and must be
handed In by October 15, 1944.
The contest Is open to any Canadian. Anyone interested can get
additional information from the
Registrar's office.
Another scholarship of $750 U
offered for an original piece of
music. The Canadian Performing
Bight Society Ltd, has announced
a contest, open to any student under the age of 22 yean, who will
hand in an original score of muslo
by March 1, 1944
NOTICE: The meeting of the
Grad class, to be held in the Auditorium, has been transferred to
Arts 100 on Friday at 12:40. All
members please attend.
2nd Prize
JINGLE
Here's the jingle that won
the $15.00 merchandise certificate for Z. Adcock.
Now Willie's the gal
That the fallows all go for,
From Freddie, the frat man,
To Joe, the Caf Loafer.
She's right in the groove,
Man, she's hep to the jive,
With that extra something
That's really alive.
She says her clothes are
The neat little tricks.
That make her the queen
Of the super-cute chicks.
She gets them at Willards,
They're   sharp   and   they're
That's why the fellows
AU  xchistle Whce Whoo!
I'll Iw.t that's Willie.
/. Aitfock was certainly
"hop to tlu> jive" when she
wrote this one. Good work!
And don't be surprised if
you hear them say "I'll bet
that's Willie."
WILLARDS
681 GRANVILLE
Students Speak In
City Churches For
"Week of Prayer**
• THE   WORLD   STUDENT
Christian Federation will hold
their annual international Day of
Prayer on Sunday, February 20.
This year the SCM ls sending
students to several churches in the
city to take part in services. In
the morning Gordon Bertram will
be at the Richmond Presbyterlon
Church; Joe Awmack and Jennie
McGulre at Vancouver Heights
United; and Edith Angove and Jim
Williams at Hunter Presbyterian
Church. For the evening service,
Jean Pridham will be at West
Point Grey United.
There will be a WSCF service in
Union College Chapel, at 3:45 on
Friday, February 25. The service
will be followed by loa, and all
students are welcome.
Home Ec. Degree
Offered. Committee
To Decide on B.Sc.
• BACHELOR  of   Home   Economics degree will be awarded
to students on completion of four
years of the required course, it
was decided at the Senate meeting
Wednesday night.     ,
It was announced that neyt year,
third year Home Ec. courses will
be offered at U.B.C. In the '45-'46
term the complete course will be
made available with the addition
of fourth ycar courses.
• A discussion was also held on
the granting of B.Sc. degrees
to students in the pure sciences.
The subject was referred to committee for further discussion.
(Continued from Page 2)
Although Students' Council is
our governing body, we all realize
that government regulations, military training and the "Administration" have greatly limited its
powers. In spite of this they have
brought about:
1. Employment Bureau
2. Athletic Insurance
3. Saving of $2000 by printing
new type passes
4. Inventory  savings
5. A free Totem
6. A free directory
7. More travelling expenses paid
(educational  as  well  as  athletic)
8. A concentrated effort to cut
down  overhead.
9. Greater use of the Brock
through efforts such as removing
restrictions, supplying magazines
and buying records.
10. Putting Council on better
terms   with   the   Administration.
(Few past councils have been able
to get the Auditorium balcony for
pep meets or the cooperation
shown during the "Religion and
Life"  conference.)
11. Reorganization of the accounting system so that a student can
run it, and obtaining the best
auditors report since the A.M.S.
began.
12. Cooperation and financial aid
for new organizations such as the
new dance and concert orchestras, the chess club and the trainers club.
13. Paving the way for a "Grad
Manager" system in the A.M.S.
office,
The latest front page letter
shows how, through our own paper likely, biased opinions can
travel even overseas.
When anyone fails in campu:)
Bctivities he blames the Council
for it. It is regrettable for the
reputation of our university and
council members themselves that
the latter are too overworked to
refute such statements. Admittedly the Council has shown somo
weaknesses, but we think that the
Ubyssey would admit that these
are by far offset by its good points.
These men and women are putting their hearts and souls into
improving campus conditions and
are doing a good job. More benefit will accrue from the action of
this year's council than from any
three previous Councils.
Yours  respectfully,
Maurice  Glover
Bernard G. E. Guichon
Wilf Patenaude
• COLOR! COLOR! COLOR!
AND YET MORE COLOR!
only an added black to contrast
the color more than ever. Dressmaker suits, Intriguing blouses of
pastel sheers and glamour frocks
all add up to the colorful Easter
parade. There is color everywhere
you go, so wear it! flaunt It! and
enjoy It. ... a petite and feminine
member of the Discipline Committee commented on what a mess
one of the Engineer's tables was
• AS MOST Varsity students
should know, the Persian Arts
and Crafts shop handles only u-
nique gifts that carry with them
the beauty and magic of the East,
Proudly they can assure you that
their merchandise, which was collected during the peace and depression periods, is still selling at
the same reasonable prices at
which it was then . , . although
everyone knew the Science Ball
would be a gay party, it became
too gay'for one co-ed who walked
out on her fourth year mechanical
engineer   half   way   through   the
• THE SAVING from a special
purchase from Eastern manufacturers is being passed on to the
smart co-ed who visits Rae-Son's
Mezzanine Floor to see the latest
in spectator pumps and ties, All
shoes in this shipment are priced
ot only $6.55 ... a fifth year
Chemical engineer picked the Science Ball to become engaged to
a tall, blonde fourth year Chem
honours student ... the spectators
in at the Science Ball and a
brawny Science MC threw her
over his shoulder and packed her
off the floor despite her yells of
protest . . . Remember open house
on Tuesday and Thursday at the
Lydia Margaret Lawrence studios
at 315, Arts and Craft3 building,
576 Seymour Street, Miss Lawrence is there to discuss your
clothing ideas with you and to
carry them out in exciting fabrics and styles that will be designed  for  you  alone.
evening. He was a little too confused at the time to know what
was boiling but he turned up at
her home during the wee sma'
hours to find out if she'd arrived
home safely ... so when you do
find some of the war-time gifts
nnd merchandise selling at much
higher prices than before, consider that this Is not so at the
Persian Arts and Crafts, 507 Granville at Pender, because nothing
can be imported from the foreign
countries. The aim of the Persian
Arts and Crafts is quality, quantity, and priced equally.
come ln brown, black, and blue,
with leather trim, cuban and high
heels. Or if you prefer a tie, there
is a very special brown alligator
with military heels, and equally
up-to-the-minute are the brown
i-nd black gabardine ties with cuban heels ... a student leaving
the library quite late one night
was surprised to see a well-known
Commerce professor throwing pebbles at a window in the Arts
building.   What next!
Dr. Carrothers Sceptical
Of Socialized Utilities
• THERE IS no guarantee that a publicly-owned utility
would be more efficient than a privately owned organization,
Dr. W. A. Carrothers, chairman of the Public Utilities Commission told a meeting of the Economics Society, Wednesday.
"Public   ownership   is   improb-
Arrangements
Made For Leonard
Foundation Grants
• ALL STUDENTS  wishing  to
obtain    Leonard    Foundation
scholarships are requested to contact Dr. H. R. Trumper at the
Anglican Theological College Immediately.
Qualifications for the scholarships are as foUows,
The students must be children
of teachers, soldiers, veterans,
clergymen, or members of certain
branches of the Engineering profession. They must be British,
Protestant, and In good health.
Grants are annual, but are usually continued to the end of the
students course. They are given
only to those who could not otherwise afford a university course.
U. of Toronto ISS
Fund Reaches
$2,000 by Wed.
• (CUP) Toronto, February 16.
A total of $2,057.24 was announced yestrday by the Campus
International Students Service
Committee, bringing the University a little more than a quarter
of the way towards its quota of
$7,000 for student relief. This total
includes $1,466, proceeds of tho
All-University Tag Day, and
$231.34 donated by the House from
the proceeds of the All-University Fall Dance, as well as numerous smaller donations.
Co-Op. Association
Discusses Means
Of Cutting Costs
• AT THE first spring general
meeting  of  the  U.S.C.A.   the
leading question was that of revenue and costs. Until recently the
co-opers have been able to live
well for $25.00 a month but living
costs have Increased, and means
of cutting costs were discussed.
So that there will be a profit
this year, the meeting decided to
raise the cost of board to $27.00
a month for as long as it is necessary.
Another important item of business was the election of the general manager for the spring term.
The job went to Don Stevens, a
third year scienceman. At the
meeting were also elected the directors, both the student directors
and the three faculty directors.
Fifty Grad Gowns
Rented By Council
• NO LONGER will students
have to beg, borrow, or buy choir
boy surplices, churchly robes or
lawyers gowns for the graduation
ceremony. Council has authorized purchase of fifty new graduation gown3, which with the
fifty gowns already on hand will
make a pool of one hundred
gowns for grads to rent. The fee
this year will be lower than In
previous years, and will amount
to approximately fifty cents. As
yet purchase of the gowns is not
definite, depending upon the a-
\ailability  of  material  used.
"Which   travels   faster,   heat   or
cold?"
"Heat."
"What makes you think so?"
"Well, you can catch cold."
able," he said, "because with the
great   Increase   of   regulation   oil
the fun is gone."
EXPANSION
He revealed that the present Industrial development makes it impractical to expand hydro-electrk
development  In  this province.
Since cost of power forms a
small proportion of total cost of
industrial production, further development of hydro-electric power would not necessarily encourage establishment of new heav/
industries in this province.
It would be preferable, he maintained, to improve existing plants.
ANALYSIS OF DIFFERENCES
Dr, Carrothers outlined the work
of his commission and explained
that while a great deal of its
work has been concerned with the
B.C. Electric Company, there has
been considerable need for thc
analysis of differences arising out
of other independent utilities and
their consumers.
Basis of valuation, he concluded,
in the case of the B.C. Electric,
was cost of service to the consumer rather than historical or re-
pioduction cost. This tended to
moderate the claims of the company and thus effect a more
equitable settlement to all concerned.
Belgian Consul
Appreciates Evans* |*|
Article On Aragon   \ m
• L. Van Aken the Consul General of Belgium in the Vancouver offices, lias written to the
Ubyssey expressing appreciation of
the article written by Dr. D. O.
Evans on the French poet Louis
Aragon.
In addition to his letter, Mr.
VanAken has forwarded to us two
interesting books on the role of
Belgium in the war.
These books are available in the
Pub for any who wish to look at
them, but they may not be removed from the office. The books
are: Belgium Unvanquished, and
L'Effort de Guerre Beige.
In addition the Consul stated his
admiration of "your interesting
and  important  University paper."
Windows Broken
By Snowballs
• BREAKAGE of at least three
windows has been confirmed
by the Discipline Committee. It
is alleged that these windows
were broken in the course ot
snow-fights during the recent
snowfall.
Expense of repair will be taken
from student caution money of the
faculty Involved.
You Will Yh#
Tropfoy, SorHi*
is
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delays, its smoothness
gives us pleasure.
Mirado guarantees to
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""ONCER, S*00TH»
Rose bud: Where did I come from?
The Rose:  The stalk brought you.
t-Brunswickan
"Are the hot irons ready?"
"Yes,   master,  red  hot"
"Is   the   oil   boiling?"
"Yes, master, .searing."
"Is   thc  victim   tied  securely  to
the massire chair?"
"Yes master, she cannot move."
"O.K.   Give her the S2.00 pcrma-
nent."
—McGill Daily
IN)
(MIL THAT
YOU CHI
You can count on it because it's a classic.
It's just what you need to lighten your
mood and emphasize a more casual you.
You'll delight in the easy way the hard
wearing serge falls. It's a coat that's
always young, ready and trim. The
double sewn seams show good tailoring.
Satin lined, too! Try it on and you won't
part with it.   Sizes 11 to 17.
,,j --••~?»»TIB  t"> M«v 1870 Page Four
THE   UBYSSEY
 Friday, February 18, 1944
Bird Hoopers Take Over Second Spot
Down Combines In
High Scoring Tilt
VARSITY 68 — COMBINES 52
•   UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH
basketball team returned to
week losing streak by defeating
on the campus Wednesday night,
ownership of second place in the
Ole Bakken led the students in
a swift comeback in the last half
after being edged under in the
first two cantos. The Combines
looked like easy winners at the
half-way mark with a three-point
lead, 36-33.
However, the UBC outfit came
back strong in the third quarter
and were four points to the good
at three-quarter time. Varsity kept
up this torrid pace in the final
period, outscorlng the Combines
19-7 and bringing the final score to
68-52.
TIGHT CHECKING
The checking was very tight
during the entire game, and consequently, referees Ted Milton and
Gummy eLach were kept busy
dishing out the personals. The
Vancouver outfit lost McDonagh,
Scott and McDonald to the show*
ers, and Sykes and Scott of Varsity followed the same route.
A total of 57 gift throws were
awarded in the contest, 30 of them
going to the Combines. The Thunderbirds were not aa effective at
the foul strip as aVncouver, but
they more than made up for this
with their spectacular basket-
hanging.
These same two teams were the
contestants in the very first game
of the season, but the outcome was
the very opposite of Wednesday
night's performance, the Combines
won that event 51-42.
BAKKEN WITH 16
Ole Bakken led the winners
Wednesday night with 16 points
followed by Sandy Robertson with
COLUMBIA'S Thunderbird
the win column after a two-
Vancouver Combines 68-52
The win gives Varsity sole
Inter City Hoop League.
Bakken tops ...
... with 16
15. Scott and Sykes deserve mention with 11 and 9 points, respectively. George McConnell and Jack
Graham were tops for the Combines with 15 and 12 points.
VARSITY: Bakken 16, Stilwell
2, Franklin 9, Woodhouse 1, Sykes
9, Johnson 2, Yorke, Weber 2, McGeer, Scott 11, McLeod, Robertson
15. Total 68
COMBINES: Freeman 4, Graham
12, McDonagh 7, McConnell 15,
Watson, Bowman, Scott 2, McDonald 3, Anderson 9. Total 52.
Intramural Schedule
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 21—
VOLLEYBALL—Commerce vs. Nursing
Education vs. 1st Yr. Arts
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 22—
BADMINTON—3rd Yr. Arts vs. Education
PING PONG—Commerce vs. 2nd Yr. Arts
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 23—
BADMINTON—1st Yr. Arts vs. 4th Yr. Arts
PING PONG—Nursing vs. Commerce
INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL
FRIDAY—12:30Phi Gamma Delta vs. Beta Theta Pi
WEDNESDAY—12:30 Mu Phi vs. Phi Kappa Sigma
Perhaps you've heard about the
scandal in the Garden of Eden
when Adam was A.W.L.—Absent
Without Leaf.
—Sheaf
Definition:   Chivalry Is the attitude of a man toward a strange
woman.
•   #   *   *
Did you hear about the moron-
ette who ate gunpowder so her
hair would grow out in bangs?
CHUCK CLARIDGE, SPORTS EDITOR
UBC plays F.A.A.
Varsity Meets Stewards
• FEATURE SOCCER game of
the week will take place at
Callister Park on Saturday afternoon at 3 o'clock when Varsity
clashes with the Stewards. At the
same time, UBC will meet the
Fleet Air Arm on the upper playing field at the University.
The main event between Varsity
and Stewards promises to be one
of the best games of the season.
The Stewards have one of the
better fooball outfits in the league,
but Larry Baker, the coach of the
Varsity crew, is confident of another victory.
Here is the Varsity line-up:
Herb Smith   Goal
Chuck Bennle „... B. Fullback
Emll Tautorous L. Fullback
Marty Martin   Right half
Don Petrie   Centre half
George Wilson  Left half
Clem Philley     ^ Outside right
Jim Morton Inside right
Fred Hole Centre forward
Pat CampbeU  Inside left
Roy McNeil  „... Outside left
Laury Baker Coach
Bob Williams   Trainer
BUI King „ Manager
Intramural Badminton
Tues. And Wed. Night
•   THIS YEAR'S INTRAMURAL schedule is drawing to a
close with a series of good sports events.
Badminton will be the first on the list and is scheduled
to take place next Tuesday and Wednesday in the gym. This
is something to watch and there will undoubtedly be a good
turn out to support the teams.
With the appearance of spring,       ________^__^_^___^^_
everyone Is waiting for softball to
make its. debut and it will as
soon as the teams get lined up
which will be in about two weeks
time.
Next on the list is the track
meet and with the bountiful supply of runners on the campus
there is a definite possibility that
the standing records will be
shattered.
In a few weeks the call of
"fore" will herald the opening of
the Intramural Golf Tournament
which shows promise of very keen
competition as the teams all have
plenty  of renowned  golfers.
The date finals in the snooker
tournament will be decided in the
Representative meeting today, so
all team representatives should be
sure to attend.
Alpha Phi,
■ ■      ■■ ■■      ■■III—.»B»-~^    ,   .  »..- - V
AlphaiGams
Top Bowlers
• WITH BUT two weeks to go
to complete the schedule In
the Inter-Sorority 5-Pin Bowling
League on Tuesday afternoons, the
following is the league standing to
date:
P  W  L
Alpha Phi  15  U    i
Alpha Gamma Delta 15 11    4
Alpha Omlcron PI  ..15  16    5
Kappa Alpha Theta ...15  16    3
Delta Gamma  15   8    7
Gamma Phi Beta 15   4  11
Kappa Kappa Gamma .-..12 3 9
Alpha Delta PI  9    3    6
Senior.B's
Win First
Of Playoffs
• VARSITY SENIOR "B" women won the first game in thc
Cagette playoffs when they
downed West Van Kinettes 31-27
in a grim battle at V.A.C, Wednesday night.
Varsity's south paw, Barb Simp-
f,on, led the scoring with 12 points,
anil Mary Thompson sank 11 for
the Kinettes. Norma Ford, Varsity, and PegKy Milner, West Van,
< neh .scored fl points.
Tho Varsity and West Vaa
teams are at present tied for sec-
Mid place in the league and an-
ath r win against the Kinetter,
vil put Varsity in the finals to
pht> he winner of the Boilermakers-Normal   playoff   for   top
place.
WAA Sport
Meet With
Vic. College
By DONNA MELDRUM
• PLANS ARE now complete for
the WAA sports meet with
Victoria' College to be held In
Victoria Saturday.
Provided that Victoria weather
and hockey field are in good shape,
UBC's Arst grasahockey team will
leave here on tonight's boat, and
the Intermediate A basketball team
will make the crossing in the
morning.
Twenty girls in all will make
the trip, which is the second jaunt
of the year for a woman's team.
INTRAMURALS
All Intramural sports have shown
great improvement since Christmas, and with so many evenly
matched teams, tha beautiful intramural trophy is still anybody's
cup, although 3rd Year Arts hag
quite a lead at present.
Intramural standings to date are
as follows:
3rd Year Arts ....' „ ..._J|
2nd Year Arts _ .59
Agriculture  „..„ _...53
1st Year Arts .42
Commerce  _ , _.,_ 42
Nursing  _ _. ..41
Education  _..,. _ _J3
4th Year Arts _J9
BASKETBALL
Varsity Intermediate A's proved
in their playoff game Wednesday
night that even though they haven't made much of a showing in the
league, they have improved since
the beginning of the season. Wednesday night's game with Western
Mutuals ended with the score at
44-4, but the first game the Inter
A's played last year was also a-
gainst the Mutuals, and the score
of that game was 64-4.
A true music lover is a guy who
upon hearing a soprano in thc
bi throom, puts his ear to the keyhole.
—Airman
*   *   •   *
The private on the transport became sick on his second day out
and was taking a kidding from
one of his buddies.
"Joe." he said, "You're just a
h.ndlubbcr."
"Sure," quipped the seasick pri-
\ate. "And brother, I'm just beginning to learn how much 1
lubs it."
—Airman
• Off The Cuff
By CHUCK CLARIDGE
* WELL, THIS certain character has been home for over
two weeks now and it is about time that something was done
to put him in his place.
Imagine my embarassment when this citizen, no, I daren't
call him a citizen; I shall just refer to him as the tubby one,
imagine my embarassment I say, when after making with
the glad to see you stuff and pleading desperately with me
I consent to let this tubby one write a column for me.
Now, this alone is indeed a great honour to write a
column on the sport page because on this page it is printed
just twice as wide as an ordinary story and usually carries
a name at the top. Really big-time stuff, you know.
YOU REALIZE HOW IT IS
For reasons of security and safety this tubby one refrained from placing his name on his work of so-called art.
As I was saying, imagine my embarassment to find that
the tubby one had slandered the names of several fellows
who used to be students at our glorious University but have
now left for places far away.
And not only that, this tubby person had the unmitigated
gall and the downright effrontery to think that some of the
beets that he goes around with should be in such a position
as to laugh at others.
Just because Tubby and his group had a bit of luck this
year in certain matters and other groups had some misfortune
is no reason to gloat. The time will come, the time will come,
the time will come.
IT SURE WILL, IT SURE WILL!
Campus politicians, that's all they are. Master politicians,
those Betas. But, nevertheless the time will come, as it says
above.
But back to this tubby person, whose name must be
withheld for reasons of security known only to the Navy
and Welsford. Tubby will be sailing back to his little places
and stuff soon, in fact, almost right away, and I hope there is
no one there to see him off.
But I said that I would get back to this beet person and
if he doesn't like this or if he does like this then it is his
own business.
So, old goat, be on your way and next time when you
drop in for a bit of a fling at literature, nay, not that, shall
we say has, yes, hash, be sure that you watch what you are
saying.
So long, Tubby, and good luck. Bye, bye, Welsford.
"Reeded**   i
w (leetrUW'
H
«L*
You don't need to be scared,
folks, that I won't always be
ready when you want me.
Sure, it's true that I have a
lot more to do these days with
all these war industries calling on mc,
Now I can't forelell when
there may be u dry season but
I can sny this, that we don't
unticiputc uny shortage of
elcclricily for a time.
Of course, there is no use
wasting ;tn> tiling these days
ami if you >winl Io ceouemizc,
that's all right with  me.
lour i'Jcclrival St'ivailt,
BRITISH  COLUMBIA   ELECTRIC  RAILWAY  CO.

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