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 Count Keyserling Todey
Noon: "A Journalist
Looks at Europe."
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Mart Kenney
Auditorium Pep Meet
Wednesday Noon
Published TwiceWeekly by the   Publications Board of theUniversity of British Columbia
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Vol. XIV
VANCOUVER, B. C., TUESDAY, JANUARY 19, 1937
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No. 24
lltHHWHiHIIIIIIIimiimlll
Exchange
NeWS and
Views
By J. D. Msofarlans
ON THI ART OF SLACKING
"Why should a group of our moBt
promising young compatriots annually be sent to Oxford, "that
home of lost causes"?
This question, posed by many
home-loving Americans today, is
well answered by Joseph B. Harrison, Professor ot Bnglish, at the
University of Washington, in a
subtle delineation of the gentle art
ot Oxonian slacking which Indicates that that noble tutor of the
American mind has, at one time,
passed more than a few fleeting
hours In the tranquility of the renowned institution.
L.ITTLB BULL
The article, printed ln the Washington Daily, is given the illustrious cognomen of Bullsesslon.
Having been present at many of
those affairs should be inclined
to say that here there was less of
bull and more ot truth.
Why, when Amerloan unlverel-
tlss hsvs quits ss good aoadomle
plants, oampuass quits mm broad,
buildings quits as grsnd and leas
musty, Isboratorles quito ss well
or bettor equipped, curriculum aa
ample, and Instructional staffe
Just as competent, ss Oxford-
why young Amerloans, with ths
help of Rhodea Soholarahlpa,
ahould deaart their native ahoroa
la a difficult queation to answsr.
But slacking, human eontaots,
and *n Individualistic typs of
aoadomle proeodurs seem to supply tho onswer In a moat thorough  fsshlon.
"Slacking in those days," says Dr.
Harrison, "might well be defined
as being employed with matters of
no practical or Immediate, perhaps
even ot no ultimate Importance."
It la, he points out, possessed of
an old-time sweetness and light
which picked up a lot of bad connotations during the World War, and
It Is a condition which comports
HI with a Puritan conscience. The
slacker becomes completely free, an
Oxonian, when he learns to.purge
an occasional hour of every vestige
of purpose to indulge it without
qualm, both during its passing and
in retrospect.
(Continued on Page 8)
LAVAL JOINS
WITH  N.F.CU.S.
QUEBEC CITY, P.Q. (NFCUS)
—By unanimous vote of the Students' Council, Laval University
approved of taking out membership I
forthwith in the National Federation of Canadian University Students, thus joining its sister University in Quebec, the University
of Montreal, in thia (Janadian-wide
movement.
Unlike the University of Montreal, which is bilingual, Laval is
essentially a French-speaking university. All lectures are delivered
in French, although English-speaking students may write their examinations in English if they ao elect.
French is the official language for
all Btudent activities, including debates, plays, and publications, although debates sponsored by the
former Canadian Radio Commlaaion
were held in both English and
French.
Laval is one of Canada's oldest
Universities, a Royal Charter having been granted by Queen Victoria on December 8th, 1882, establishing four faculties. The new
University was given the name of
Laval in honour of the founder of
the Seminary of Quebec, Bishop
Francois de Montmorency—Laval,
founder in 1663 of the Seminaire de
Quebec, which latter organisation
waa responsible for obtaining the
Royal Charter eatabliahing the
Univeraity.
MART KENNEY HERE TOMORROW
Tin's crcheAn, now famous throughout North America, and
generally rated the best in Canada, will put on a Pep meeting
tomorrow noon to boost ticket sales for the Junior Prom.
MART. KENNEY'S GENTLEMEN
LEAD PEP MEET TOMORROW
U.B.C. SPLITS
CUP DEBATES
Martin, MacDonald Win   H*r*
While Mar-hall, Carlson Lot*
In Saskatchewan
Leonard Martin and Alex
MacDonald defeated Howard
Bishop and Bert Ayre, representing the University of Alberta, in a McGoun Cup Debate here Friday night. Decision of the judges—-Dr. J. W.
Mcintosh, H. C. Benwell and
P. W. Smelts — was unanimous in favor of U.B.C.
MARTIN OPENS
Martin, supporting the affirmative of the resolution,
"Resolved that Canada should
contribute to Empire Defence," opened his speech by
pointing out the danger of a
first-class war within the near
future, and the weak state of
Canada's armed forces . He
maintained that Canada is
predominantly British by heritage and sentiment, and that
a British war is on that account a Canadian war.
Coming to the question of defence, he attempted to prove that
independent neutrality was impossible, as was also dependence on
the United States for protection.
The alternative ot these courses, he
affirmed, was contribution to Empire Defence.
"It is not that Empire defence
has been tried and found wanting," he concluded, "but that it
has been found difficult and not
tried."
Howard Bishop led the negative
attack.   He  stated that  as  Canadians we want peace at the least
possible cost.   Canada, he affirmed,
could no longer And protection in
the  League,  and  then  scored  the
idea   that   Canada   should   out   of
gratitude aid Britain if by not doing so she could remain at peace.
He cited Britain's blunders in administration   and   exploitation   of
Canada, saying that even if we did
owe  a debt, we  had  paid  it with
sixty thousand lives and a national
debt for now four billions of dollars.
HAVOC OF WAR
"Canada is ideally situated for
an isolationiat role, and in any case
could make no appreciable contribution to Empire defence. Her participation means merely financial
ruin, appalling loss of life, and a
dictatorship at the end of war."
Alex MacDonald, concluding for
the affirmative, maintained that the
British navy afforded protection to
Canadian trade. "To jeopardise our
commercial relations is to jeopardise our nationhood," he declared,
aa he drew a picture oi all the
world looking enviously toward
Canada's rich resources, and said
that only a strong and unified Empire could render us safe from
attack.
Bert Ayre, of Alberta,  was the
last speaker.  He devoted his pleasant voice and engaging manner to
pointing out Great Britain's selfish
U.  B.  C.  lost  the decision  at
Saskatchewan on the same night,
(Continued, on Page 8)
Publicity for Junior
Prom—Queens Will
Be Introduced
To the dreamy strains of
Mart Kenney and his Seven
Western Qentlemen, the three
claimants to the title of "Junior Prom Queen" will be introduced to the student body
in the Auditorium tomorrow
noon. The Pep Club's flrst
show of the spring term will
publicize the Junior Class
Party, and details of the program have been left entirely
to Mr. Kenney, who broke all
popularity records for noon-
hour e n t e r t a inments last
spring with his "Hour of 'In-
Between' Numbers." This
year doors will be closed the
moment the program commences, and students are requested to be seated before
12.20. An admission fee of 5
cents is being charged to defray costs of the term's entertainments.
A second super-show under tbe
auspices of tbe Pep Club Is scheduled for January 89 to advertise tbe
Miller Cup same. Eric Oee and a
nine-piece orchestra have been
booked for tbe oocasion and other
plana for features Include the
"Knights of Harlem" negro floor
show, Jaok Emerson, and Dave
Brock, with the ever-popular Btu
Keate as Master of Ceremonies.
Fraternity men are planning to
make the Miller Cup game an even
greater success than the Saskatchewan Game last November with another organised parade and the sale
of pennants and tokens, while half-
time skits are being rehearsed by
Pep Clubbers.
Marjorie Cullen
LecturesTodayAt
2-30 On Speech
Director of Studies
at Speech Institute
in London
MIsb Marjorie Oullan, Chairman and Director of Studies,
the Speech Institute, London,
England, will lecture today at
2.30 in Arts 100 on "Speech
Education in the Life of Today."
Miss Oullan is an outstanding authority ni Oreat Britain
on speech training and choral
speaking and is the author of
several books on these subjects. Many of her methods
are now being used in English
schools as well as being embodied in some of the provincial and state educational
programs of Canada and the
U. S. A.
John Masefleld's "Cargoes" and
T. S. Billot's "Murder in the Cathe-
dray," are examples of artistic efforts suitable for application ot her
theories of verae apeaking.
Misa Oullan ls visiting Vancouver
under the auspices of the National
Council of Eduoatlon, and will be
in the city until January 83. Everyone interested is invited to attend
her leoture.
DE RIDDER  ILL;
LECTURE'OFF
Owing to tho Illness of Mr.
Allsrd ds Ridder, the Muslesl
Sooiety reports that thsrs will bs
no Iseturo tomorrow afternoon.
The ssrlss will bs continued next
Wednesday sfternoon, January
87, with s dlsousslon of Baoh
Chorals snd osntatss, ths songs
of Haydn, Moaart and Beethoven, and ths Italian oporatle
airs.
Mr. ds Bidder greatly regrets
tho postponement of the leoture
snd requests atudenta to, Inform
outaldsrs of ths change. The remaining five leotures of the ssrlss
will oontlnus ss prsvlously planned, concluding on February 17.
Spinsters' Club
At Wellesley
WELLESLEY (N.F.C.U.S.) Wellesley boasts two Sprinters' Clubs,
one the "No Rata Dates," with the
Bleeding Heart as club flower and
with the theme song, "Solitude."
The other club, the "Forgotten Women," honors the Bachelor's Button
and the lyrci, "All Alone." Taking
their cue from Esquire, each evening they fervently pray "not for
myself, but, dear heaven, please
send my sister a brother-in-law."
They blithely ascribe their success
to the fact that "spinsters are born,
pot made."
U. CAGERS FLASH GREAT
FORM; TIE FOR TOP PLACE
33 COUNCIL
CHALLENGES 37
There are rumours around
that the moro recent Student
Councils do not stack up to
those we ussd to have. Well, we
can soon And out whether this
Is true, for the Council of 1982-
88 hss challenged the 1986-87
Council to a flght to the finish
basketball game in the gym on
Friday noon. If Council accepts
the challenge students will be
given a chance to see a game up
to tho standard of the well
known pub-council brawls. A
small admittance charge will be
made, the proceeds of which will
be used for tho Brock Memorial
fund.
The 1982-88 team will be
headed by Bill Whlmster, ex-
president, assisted by Vie Rogers, ex-M.U.S.j Bob Osborne,
formerly M.A.8.; Mark Collins,
formerly treasurer; Neill Perry,
ex-president of L.S.E., and Milt
Owen, formerly Junior Member.
Acting as general cheering
squad and water boys will be
Miss Dorothy Thompson, president of W.U.S. in 1982; Miss
Rosemary Winalow, secretary of
that administration, and Miss
Ruth Wltbeck, who was president of W.A.S.
Institute Is Victim
Of Bad Weather
A disappointed audience left
the Vancouver Institute's regular meeting Saturday night,
the victim of another caprice
of weather. The audienoe
voted, on chairman O. B.
Winter's suggestion, to postpone until January 80 when
the weather might permit a
bigger audienoe, Prof. England's leoture, "The Threat to
Disinterested Eduoatlon."
Instead of the lecture, Prof. England entertained the audienoe with
slides collected during his recent
Buropean tour, explaining their Import aa he went along. The slides
dsalt chiefly with adult education
movements in Europe, of which
Prof. England, who ls U.B.C. Director of Extension, has made a special atudy.
Considerable experimentation with
Folk schools has been carried on
in the Scandinavian countries. In
Norway, Sweden and Denmark are
to be found more than SO of these
achoola, whioh are houaed in modern impressive buildings. Here rural unemployed and others interested come to learn useful handicrafts. The school have a tremendous influence on life in the country districts.
In the cities, however, the folk
school has not been so successful.
The chief occupation of graduates
seem to be soap-box oratory, Marxian ideology having been assimilated at the schools.
Turning his attention to Britain,
Prof. England praised the London
education authorities, mentioning
In particular the polytechnic schools
where everything is taught from
butchering to manicuring.
He alao lauded the National
Council of Social Service which has
fostered education and self-help
among the unemployed aa well as
village  development.
At the conclusion of the meeting
the audience was invited to "coffee" at the Chancellor Boulevard
home of the chairman, Mr. G. E.
Winter.
Defeat Province 38-36
In Saturday Thriller
Saturday night at the V.A.
C. gym, a pro-Varsity howling
mob got another chance to
see that old Collegiate driving
finish pay off in a toe-tingling
two-point win over Chuck
Jones' elongated Province
hoopers, %38-36.
Veterans Bardsley and Henderson on the victorious
Blue and Gold team shared
the hero's spot for the night.
Captain Jimmy Bardsley was
playing the same kind of ball
that led the 1084-85 U.B.C.
squad to the Lower Mainland
championship. His fighting
heart combined with deadly
basket-sniping, made him a
standout in the week-end
thriller. Rangy "Hunk" Henderson, star pivot man on
Maury Van Vliet's quintet,
snatched a cross-court pass
on the run, turned, and
swished the old melon
through the hoop with 21 seconds to play and with his shot
powered Varsity to a top-
place tie with Jones' Newsies.
After the hysterical, half-crasy
basketball fans began to Clear the
fog trom their dissy brains, and
sank, weak, limp, and utterly exhausted into their peWs, a few poignant facta finally registered. One
very important one being that the
Collegiate Cagers have all that
speed and scrapplness of former
years, and look like an even-money
bet to take the Inter-City laurels
from the champion Province Giants.
They meet last year's winners onoe
more this season before the playoffs, and with a win, they'll ease
Into the coveted bye slat.
(Continued on Plage 4)
First Froth
Frolic Forecast
The "Frosh Frolic", flrst class
party of Arts '40, wll he held on
February 4, two weeks from Thursday, In a magnificently decorated
Commodore, with all freshmen,
friends, friends' friends and relations attending. The executive of
the claaa, headed by John Pearson,
ia already making elaborate plans
for the affair.
Tickets will be on sale soon.
Count Keyserleng,
U.B.C. Graduate
Speaks Today
Now U. P. Manager
For Western Europe
Count Keyserling, graduate of U. B. C, United Press
manager for western Europe,
a territory stretching from
Helslngfors to Lisbon, and
one of the most famous continentals of the present time,
will speak on "The Human
Factor in Present - day Europe in Arts 100 at noon today.
The German count ls well
qualified to treat of this subject, having travelled extensively in Europe during his
life. Born in Russia, he was
forced to flee the country in
the terror of 1917, and lived
in Shanghai for some time,
where he received his primary
education. From Shanghai
he came to Vancouver.
As a Varsity student, the Count
wsa well known on the campus,
taking an active part in all undergraduate activities. He was interested In the Players' Club, tho
Ubyssey, and was for some time
Varsity reporter for the Province.
His keen interest in the university
was evidenced by frequent appearances as an orator at Alma Mater
Society meetings.
LECTURED HER-S
After acquiring a B.A. in 1929
with honors in economics, he gave
German lectures here for a short
time.
Count Keyserleng, the uncle of
the newspaperman, ia a philosopher, the author of tho famous
book: "The Travel Diary of a
Philosopher." Another uncle, Ed-
ouard Keyserllng is a novelist, several of his books being contained in
the university library. Following In
the footsteps of his famous relatives, the younger Count Keyserleng has become one of the'leading
personalities behind the news of
the day.
Residing In London, he Is constantly In the press, gallery of :
the House, and was in the elty
at tho tlmo of the abdication' bf
King Edward VIII. He knows
personally many European statda-
nten, and haa a flrst-hand knowledge of events of the Bpanish
Crisis.
STADIUM IS
SUBJECT OF
A.MS. MEET
January 27 D«t« pf
Imergdncy M**tino
Final touches are being administered to the plans for a Varsity
stadium these days aa the committee appointed by Council finishes
its investigation Into the matter.
The emergency Alma Mater meeting, oalled ' for January 87, wtll
probably see some decision made
by the students.
Financing plans for all types of
stadium buildings will be presented
to the student body, although it is
thought that the official suppor will
be given to a concrete atrucure.
This could be erected aa tbe first
unit in what would eventually become a circular stadium.
The important matter of finance
will likely be faced by having the
atudent body accept the idea of a
bond issue or loan. The borrowing
power of the A.M.S. should be sufficient to cover the stadium cost,
officials believe.
Although Councillors have little
to _ay regarding the stand they will
take next Wednesday, it is understood that Council will back one or
the other of the plans to be submitted, but at ■ the same time, no
attempt will be made to push
through the meeting any one suggestion.
Psychology Club dinner, Tueedsy,
January 19, at 6.80, In the Oablee
Inn.    Member*—bring your frlende. Two
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I!B
BEAUTY AND BRAINS
Beauty aud brains, bo lt is said, just don't go together.
As if to prove the truth of this statement there Is a prominent University student who olaims that when lt oomes
to looks the average waitress In a White Lunch ls about
100 per cent more beautiful than the average oo-ed.
This may or may not be true. It seems, however, that
on the campus, scholarship and looks vary Inversely. When
studies rank high, personality, and general chlo rank low.
The Dean of Women ln Stephens College, Columbia,
faoed this problem squarely. She realized that ln order to
be a suoeess, oollege women must hafve pleasing personalities as well as high marks. Being a progressive woman she
therefore Imported a prominent dress designer on to the
oampus. The dress designer was added to the staff for the
express purpose of teaching the students how to clothe
themselves. Bach girl had to learn how to express her individual personality ln her clothes.
Not content'with this Innovation the dean, as soon as
all her students had learned to dress with poise, installed
a beauty parlor where the girls could get face, hands, and
hair attended to between lectures.
Just think what the result Is going to be. Bach year
800 perfections will be let loose on an unsuspecting world.
Three hundred girls with the perfeot makeup of Chorus girls,
the clothes of society leaders and the brains of University
graduates. It sounds unbelievable but nevertheless the
aotlon of Stephens College may start a new era of college
girls. An era wherein even Hollywood products takes seconct
plaoe.
//
SUR  LES  TOITS   DE  PARIS
—FILM SOCIETY SHOW
//
An unfortunate dearth of
equipment marred an otherwise excellent showing yesterday, when the Film Society
soreened "Sous les tolts de
Paris" and "All Baba and the
Forty Thleveg."
The former picture, whioh
was the greatest musioal
comedy of Its day, has lost
muoh of Its freshness to Oanadlan audienoes whioh are familiar with the several Hollywood "hits" which were
copied from lt, Including "It
Happened One Night." Ths
undeniable obsolescence of the
costumes, and a lack of that
pervasive 'smoothness* whioh
we are accustomed to In Hollywood's synthetic heroines
was, however, balanced by ths
humor of the action.
Tbe central figure ot tbe somewhat melodramatio plot *# a young
lady, of doubtful occupation but un-
tarnished virtue. She ta very for*
tunate In the type of men she "picks
up," for such a trusting eoul might
bavo her eyea opened rattier
abruptly.
TOO LONO
if only she bad made up her mind
three reela before aa to whioh ot
three men she loved, the audienoe
would have been better pleased.
She doesn't love tbe blaok-mus*
taobed villain, the street-singer, but
It turns out to bo only gratitude
for his hospitality when tbe villain
bas stolen tbe key to ber room.
She finally decides she lovea Albert's bosom pal because ot bis sensitive nature. Albert deteata tbe
villain, benignly joins their hands,
and returns to bis art for consolation.
The film was excellent from tbe
LOST
A rose and gold Parker pen.
Finder pleaae communicate wtth
Margaret Wlndt, Arta letter rack.
Reward.
NOTICB BOARD ANO NOTIOB
A ten-dollar bill waa loot on
Saturday between the Administration Building, and the Bua
Stand. Owner took the 10.80 bue
from the* Unlveralty on that day,
and offers reward for return.
Please oommunloate with K. Bennett vlii the Arts Letter ftsok.
point ot view ot pure comedy. The
sad-faced pickpocket who piled his
trade among the crowd singing In
the street was magnificent; the expression on his face when Albert's
bed screamed wlU linger long in
our memory, and we defy Edward
Everett Horton to ezoel tbat "boys
will be boys" look. Remarkable,
too, was tbo knlfs-flght: tbe villain
must bavo been a Boy Soout to over
acquire suob a "toad-stabber." Suoh
gay little pranks aa abootlng out
street lights aad tripping people tn
tbe gutter have been abaent from
our screen alnoe Harold Lloyd's pie-
throwing days, while tbe shots ot
rats eating the wedding feaat are
aomethlng altogether new to the
average freshman, who enjoyed
himself audibly.
The few Bnglish titles were
aomswhat deceiving* "Make
yourself comfortable" deee net
convey the areolae meaning ef
"Purquel Ma vstoe deehablller."
but eerhapa that waa Juat te fool
the eenaor. After hearing certain ominous ereaklnga In the
dark. It waa decided that there le
a great deal geea en "Sous le tolts
de Parla."
Oeorge Pal'a "Dolly-Folltea" are
one ot tbe neweat and smartest developments tn the film. Tbe Gas-
paroolour process sbowa a marked
superiority to any previous oolour
process. "All Baba and the Forty
Thieves" haa destroyed our simple
enjoymegt of "Mickey Mouse" and
the "Silly Symphonies." Gaily coloured puppets steamlined In the
latest style swayed voluptuously to
soft Oriental muslo. Tbe scenery
was streamlined alao; terraootta
palm trees, and a cave-door tbat
looked like the entrance to the
vault at the Bank of England. The
Film Sooiety ta to be congratulated
on bringing this short to the oampus;  alone It was well worth the
year membership.
—HOB.
Anniversary Book
For Grid Class
Copies ef the University Anniversary Book will be dlstrl-
butsd by ths Rsgistrar'a Offloe
to msmbsrs of the Graduating
Class In all Faculties from
January 12 to 18. Thla notloe
will not apply to etudente who
already poaseaa copies.
SOOTHING SYRUP
Campus Crab
SERPENTS TOOTH
Ah, Mr. Butterfleldl Sharper than
the serpent's tooth . . .
Of course, dear air, it may have
been that your invincible Ignorance
of our oollegaite customs, which has
led-you into such egregrious errors
in time past, prevented you from
realising the honor conferred upon
you by the dedication of the spring
pottery page to you. Someone
should have written you a letter
with a diagram for your Information; unfortunately we relied upon
your reputed but undemonatrated
perspicacity.
Know then, honored sir and Journalistic mentor, that the Littery
Page is our annual prophylactic
against the effects of the annual
Literary Page. Was it sheer malignant Butterneldlsm or mere critical incompetence that made you
quote one of its most absurd paro
dies as the original- effort of a
budding collegiate man of letters?
Of course, you have the obvious
excuse that the originals, like the
productions of the late unlamented
Arthur Brisbane, are so absurd in
themselves that any parody is
bound to be only a pale imitation
Here we are in secret sympathy
with you.
Nevertheless, in this, as.in almost
every other case in which you have
seen flt to turn your somewhat
annoying powers of ridicule upon
the University of B. C. and its admittedly callow and lover-enthuai
astic undergraduates, there has
been that unfortunate element of
deliberately distorted fact upon
which your strictures have been
based. In some cases the distor
tion has evidently been your own,
in some It has been due to the care
lessness or the incompetence of the
reporter upon whose story you have
based your comments.
UNWORTHY
Even out here we admit many
faults and peculiarly illogical actions are to be found on and about
our campus. Many of these would
make quite legitimate copy for you.
Why, then, dear Mr. Butterfleld,
must you so often go quite out of
your way to bo unfair to us and to
create out of thin air and your turgid imagination absurdities that
never existed?
Can it be that your peculiar and
muoh advertised theories of education appear to you to be based upon
a tottering foundation, and that
they are ao Important to you that
you muat bolster them with thia
type of regrettable tactics?
Reflect, dear sir, this ia not
worthy of you. Weigh against
whatever inner necessity compels
you In thla direction the faot that
many, indeed, the majority, of na
are profound admirers of yonr
journalistic achievements, and In
spite of their alight but evident decline In the yeara alnoe you paaaed
your prime, still regard them aa the
outstanding example of the column-
istic art available to Vanoouver
newspaper readers. We would be
only too delighted to find our real
peculiarities, quite apparent to
most of ua. pilloried In your pagea.
It patna us, however, to find our
Butterfleld has sucb very olayey
feet that ho muit resort to theae
blowa beneath the belt, and reducea
our confidence In tbe legitimacy of
his other attacks.
Gome, sir, avoid these In future,
and restore our ancient confidence
and admirationl
AT 'EM DARBY 1
And that, upon tbe Crab's reappearance (don't be alarmed, it's
only temporary) in these columns,
wtll do for a salute to the daily
press. Let us return to campus
business.
All honor to our brother Darby
for his noble attack on tbe apace
chlalera in some of the up and coming Varsity organisations that have
adopted the fallacious belief that
they can handle thetr down-town
advances better than the campus
correspondents of the papers concerned.
The comparative publicity of
some recent functions and thslr
last-year duplicates may be an object lesson in this regard. It takes
a nose for news to put out the right
type of stuff for this purpose, and
the correspondents have been selected because they have been
judgd by the papers concerned to
Mdte  Light
Than  Heat
By  O.  O.  SEDGEWICK
The Ideals and Intentions of
The League of Nations
By O. G. SEDGEWICK
Experience taught me long ago
that everybody who takes part in a
public debates does so at his peril.
Nevertheless, in a moment of more
than usual weakness, I did agree
to contribute to a recent academic
discussion about the League of Nations. It was a
very friendly little affair; ln fact,
it was almost domestic. But the
results were as
usual. Ono re
porter's headline
read, "Prof. Swats
League of Na
tions"—or something to that effect. And a kindly
editorial on the
debate has suggested si' doubt of
my own "interior convictions" on
what I had to say.
My old experience with debates
is hereby confirmed anew; one debate almost always breeds another.
I wish I could be sure about the
"interior convictions" behind that
kindly editorial. Indeed, many readers must have wondered what it
meant on the surface—for at sev
eral points its syntax was hard to
disentangle..
The editor charged Professor
Angus and myself (the harmless
academic debaters) with not making "the proper statement of the
essential question." As it turns out,
the "proper statement" would run
as follows: that the question was
not of "opposing ideals at Geneva,"
but of "sincerity of intentions"; "it
was not a question of ideals—it was
a queation of character."
All this is a perfect mare's nest
of logic. I won't urge the minor
point that the debate did not recog
nice any "opposition" of ideals at
Geneva. But surely an editor
should know that any serious "intention," good or bad, muat ulti-
matley bo traced back to some sort
of good or bad ideal; that "sincerity" itself is ideal, and that "character" Is nothing If not ideal. In
other words, the "proper statement" of the editor and the improper statement of the doctors are
fundamentally the same.
More in sorrow than in anger, I
now reveal what this very courteous but confused editorial was
really driving at. I quote two of
its concluding sentences: "If every
nation had striven through Geneva
towards peace and understanding
aa sincerely at Great Britain strove,
the League would not havo failed.
... It waa a queation of character."
The plain Implication of thla ia that
the Britiah "character" and "sincerity of intention" (i.e., the British ideals) were all right, bat the
ideals of the others were all wrong.
Surely, surely, suoh monstrous
self-satisfaction cannot poasibly be
the "Interior conviction" of any Intelligent being who reads contemporary history. Put to that bald
shape, lt must aurely be revolting
even to the good man who wrote
the editorial. It la a eaat of mind
quite aa menacing to the League
and to world peace aa Mussolini's
arrogance or Hitler's mania.
Tuesday, January 19, 1937
B___S_________=E
It's Just about as hard to take
Dr. Sedgewick apart in print aa
It la In the claasroom, aa anyone
can aee who haa read tho fore*
going example, Mlghtly shortened, from one of hla regular
columns In the San. The way to
enjoy scholarly fraeeses of thla
kind ia to phone Trinity 4111 aad
have the San delivered.
"Let ma tarva yaur car, and your ear will larva yam."
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they desired on a certain occasion,
the press would not bo granted any
of the customary courtesies tn the
process of gathering tho aotual
news arising from tho function.
No later than the next day the
same organisation approached the
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section of the celebration be given
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that may be imagined.
A little tact and co-operation go
much farther than opposition and
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them   on   display   in  the  Library.
These books, guaranteed to be very
readable, should be of special interest to those girls intending to
go in for Social Service or Physical
Training.
Books:
"Your   Carriage,   Madam"—Excellent; posture explained,
"Athletics for Women, by F. Som-
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women's athletics.
"Handbook of Stunts," by Rogers—
Material for use in teaching.
"A  Demonstration  of Health  and
Physical Education in Colleges,"
by Hughes.
"The Administration of Health and
Physical    Education,"    by    Wil-
liams-Brownell — Very   tnforroa
tive   of   modern   methods   and
principles.
"Education of the Whole Man," by
L. P. Jacks—Easy reading, giving
modern idea of education for leisure.
"Guide to Good Golf," by Barnes—
Splendid;    illustrations   of   golf
living.
"Organisation  and  Administration
of Play and Recreation," by Nash
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"Personal   Hygiene   Applied"   and
"Healthful Living," by J. F. Williams—Very useful material for
personal use or teaching purposes.
"Gamea   for   Home,   Sohool,   and
Playground," by J. Bancroft—Excellent material.
"Source Book of Health and Physical Education," by Wood and
Brownell—Chapter 1, Easy read-
Ing on History of Physical Education.
"Education Thro' Physical Education," by Wayman—Chapter S, A
good chapter on leadership.
"Recreation for Gtrla and Women,"
by Bowera—Exoellent material
for selected age groupa.
DEBATES
Continued from Page 1)
when the Judges* vote waa ananl-
moos against the negative ef the
aame resolution aa presented by
Al Carlson and Tom Marshall of
U. B. C.
international policy, affirming that
she had ceased to work In the best
Interests of world peace, and for
that reason Canada should break
free of all ties with hsr. He rather
failed, however, to apply his speech
to tho argument of the debate.
Leonard Martin spoke tn a flve-
mlnute rebuttal for the affirmative.
S.M.U.S.
"The Arts Faoulty ls the soul ot
the University," Stephen Leacook.
"Breathes there a man with soul so
dead," Walter Scott.
We are very proud of all the
chairs that we have in our common room, we have enough for foot
stools now. Also Soience '40 held
a meeting today to discuss the merits ot upper classmen together with
pep meeting plans. The conclusion
was that we will hold a pep meeting
two weeks on Thursday and tbat we
will begin with a short debate about
five minutes, during whioh time we
will hold discourse with the upper
classmen on the resolution that
"The Second Years are more gentlemanly than the upper classmen."
The rest of the program will be
varied and spicy, mostly spicy.
The Science Ball Is soheduled for
the eleventh of February, to be
called tbe engineers' Opsn House,
and It will be along the lines ot
open house that has made tbe Soience Faculty famous.
Glad to hear that Science '40 ls
holding up their reputation ln In*
tramurals. Last Friday tbey trimmed Arts '40 to the tune ot 81*8.
.Vack Ross played a brilliant gamo
and clicked oft 18 points for the
engineers. A tew more points and
Soience '40 will be ln line tor the
Governor's trophy.
I hear that the third yeara'are
contemplating a pep meeting bat
that la all that I hear.
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BACK ln the days when I was
struggling with Grade 11 algebra ln high sohool, the Students'
Council ot that sohool deolded that
wo should bring the Institution up
to date by Installing a sound projection machine to replace the old
silent machine with which we used
to sbow suoh eplos as the "Birth of
a Nation" and "The Kid."
That was six years ago.
Slnoe tbat time, every progressive sohool In Vanoouver, and In
fact the entire country, has become
equipped with sound movie apparatus. Visual eduoatlon ls the most
modern, easy and efficient way to
teach many subjeots. For other's,
It offers an aid to olaasroom work
that Is Invaluable.
Yet U.B.C. haa to rent a machine
when talkies are to be shown by
tbe Film Sooiety.
Why doesn't somebody aot on
this matter and ask tor tbe proper
equipment? I'll answer you; tbey
have. But the wheels of progress
move slowly lndssd.
A machine oould be bought tor
cash, thus saving a good deal, and
tbe money oould be paid baok by a
few showing ot popular films tbat
would be certain to draw crowds.
At the same time, educational use
could be made of the equipment.
High schools have done it.
•     •      •
ENGLISH folk are ao calm, aha
said.
I waa talking to a delightful
young Edmonton lass who was returning home after a trip to the
Old Land. Sbe was In Vancouver
after coming through the Panama,
and she was in London during
what the English like to call "Tbe
Royal   Crisis." .
"People were exolted, ot oourse,"
shs said, "but not upset"
Interesting to us In "this so English olty" was her comment that
"English people look like us, when
you see them alone, but look at an
English crowd and you aee that
they aeem quite different."
Alao: 'They really are quite worried about the possibility of war,"
and "Mra. S. will never get her
divorce . . . without speolal treat*
ment from the courts."
The varsity oafs la no place to
talk to homing travellera, beoauae
the atmosphere la ao unuaual that
they Imagine that they are atlll
sightseeing.
Probably that la what prompted
my friend to suddenly forget England and come out with:
"Central America ts ao quaint"
e      e      •
GONG.
That word, whioh used to
mean everything from the bell at
Lloyd's coffee House to' the clanging apparatus of a Are engine haa
a new connotation. Nowadays wo
associate but one thing with the
word—a flock of shaking amateurs.
Some of you may remember the
Amateur Hour put on one noon
about a year ago. For some strange
reason I acted aa tbe "Major" on
that occasion. The Pep Club
double-crossed me by making me
present crude prises of which I waa
unaware, but all that ls forgotten.
Now I'm on my own, and production plans are being laid tor
"Darby's Greater Amateur Hour,"
or "Gloomy Tuesday." Next week
full dtalls will be released to a
breathless public. In the meantime,
all you guys and gals with talent
better start to tune up. It's goln'
to be a great show.
•      •      •
THREE Dots . . .
.... remember those screwy
murder movies with James Qleaaon
and Edna May Oliver? Such as
"The Penguin Pool Murder" and
"Murder on the Blackboard." Woll,
there's another one coming, only
they have substituted Miss Oliver
for Zasu Pitts . . . somehow I don't
like it . . . what wtth the weather
and all, yesterday oould well be
called. "Flu Monday." . • . Talml
Abo, freshette who sparkled at
Pari Forum meetings last term, ls
teaching sohool in Cascade . . .
address Is Box 71 . . . everybody
is waiting for tbe snow to olear
up so they can see Jim Bevertdgo's
new car which Is afraid to go out
B Y S S E Y
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Three
Oh Say! Do You Ski?
By MICKBY POOUB
Prealdent, Unlveralty Ski Olub
Last  Sunday  on  the  mountains
was perfect.    A bright frosty sun
ln a clear sky, and  powder snow
on the hills!    Any skier will add
that up tor you.    How about you?
Have you ever soomed down a trail,
oartwheel—I mean, sipping around
corners   and    Jumping   the   pops?
Have you never swung down-mountain,   leaving   a   wake   ot   smoky
spray? No, I dont mean Just thrashing around in one spot.   Well, perhaps you did  see me—but I was
tripped, see—in fact, there la some
fiend has it ln for me, keeps tun-
when he catohes up.
and reaches up und grabs my feet
when he catohes up, whioh ls often.
Now, the rest of you people, If
you've   never   besn   skiing,   you
don't know what you've mlsssd.
And   If   you   have   bsen   skiing,
either you don't know what you
have mlsssd, or they carry you
down off the mountain vory ten*
dsrly.
Seriously, though, TJ. B. C. students have an opportunity to enjoy
this sport whioh would bs envied
by   less   fortunate   enthusiasts   In
most other Canadian and American
colleges,   A wonderful akl country
lies practically at thetr front door,
reached by street oar, terry and on
foot, In an average of four bours
from  tbelr olty homes.
SIXTY   MB MB SHS
There are at present 00 members
In the Unlveralty Ski Club. Tbere
ought to be 800. Tbere will be in
a tew yeara. Skiing has developed
In the last few years at a rate
whtob Indicates that in a few years
more it will have aa its counterpart
only swimming. Swimming In the
summer. Skiing ln the winter. You
don't have to be art Olympio pros-
peot to enjoy your swims ln tbe
summer, do you? You do wbat you
can do, and love tt, even It lt ls
only sunning yourself at the beaoh,
you luoky dog.   I have to work.
The same general prlnolple Is
true of skiing. Ski Jumpers, muob
publicised, are a small minority,
comparable to tbe proportion of
swimmers wbo oould make a three
and a half summersault from tbe
high board. Skiers, real skiers, do
Just what they want to do, and love
It, even If lt ts only standing
around, getting their picture taken,
and accumulating a ooat of winter
tan. Most skiers skji for sport, and
not competition.
THB PBRFSCT BXBROISB
Skiing ls a perfect all-round exercise. You wait, you'll be stiff absolutely all over. Proficiency makes
for poise, grace and confidence.
The clean mountain air is healthy.
There Is no monotony, no routine.
There is always another trip to
make, a new country to explore,
another hill, another turn to try, a
new snow condition to test
Winter week- ends spent skiing
will return you to your week's stud-
tea with a clear mind and a bright
eye. There are Ave or ate week*
enda of the spring term which oould
reasonably be devoted to skiing;
there are future Christmas holidaya
and aeveral weeka after the final
exams. For proof of tbe Joys of
skiing—try tt some time.
Editor, "The Ubysey."
Dear Madame:
The Allard de Bidder lecturea
have pointed ont again our cry*
..ing need tor a publlo address system. Can your paper clear ap
for all time the mystery ot what
happened to the ono allegedly
presented to the A.M.S. by the
graduating olass of Arts '88. Mr.
de Ridder ta an accomplished
spsaksr, bat there is no reason
why he ahould be required to
raise bla voice to the volume of
a olrous hawker In order to address his audienoe. Especially
when that audienoe oould easily
equip the building with a P.A.
Syatom. Incidentally, how muoh
money haa been spsnt slnoe our
laat aystem dlaappsared in hiring
them from commercial Arms?
THREE SENIORS.
In the oold ... on your toes, "Romeo and Juliet" expeoters, you
won't bave to wait long now ... a
freshette In the oast of "Robin
Hood" said she liked tbe work because you "meet sucb interesting
people' ... In tbe Musical Society?
. . . Dr. Morsh'a debunking lecturea
have been attracting a crowd lately
. . . strange as It seems, even tbe
Doctor proves there's nothing In
these various spirit games, the
gullible lads and lassies think there
is. . . .
And furthermore . . . those wbo
are wondering about the Pass System wtll have their questions answered ln ten days or leas . . .
that's a promise . . . the Student
Prince, with his "Jaok Benny
Party" stole an idea that waa aired
in these columns two months ago
. . . and we might aay to those who
quit him tn disgust that Cantor la
better than ever, at least his last
two shows were. . . .
EXCHANGE
(Continued from Page 1)
LIKB SUMMBR CLOUD
In short, one must learn to cease
to care whether or not bills get
paid, whether the future holds anything or not, whether H. G. Wells
ls writing still another book, or
even whether, If, or not, Britain's
Imperial destiny stands upon the
brink ot disaster. Any or all ot
these things may be interesting, but
never important, and tbough all
hell threatens to desoend In the
next hour, still, for ths moment,
one's soul ls volatile and Immaculate, like a summer oloud floating
in tranquility above the things and
the event.
Quoting Oardlnal Newman, the
author explains tha next point.
"Whon a multitude of young men,
keen, aympathetle, and obeervant,
aa young men are, eome together
and freely mix with eaoh other,
they mrm eura to learn from one
another, even If there la no one
to taaoh them."
While Oxford does have professors and examinations, and does
more than throw together a 'multitude' of young men for the purposes
of conversation, he explains, yet "It
is alao oontlrmedly unfriendly to
any organisation for efficiency that
leaves no room for tbe free and
uncoerced aotlvlty of tbe mind."
NO COMPULSIONS
Thla uncoerced spirit, whioh this
sorlbe (myself) thinks might wsll
be termed tbe students' Valhalla,
Is the product of the acamedlo system of Oxford ot which Dr. Harrison paints a most alluring ploture.
Here (or should tt be termed there)
the long-suffering student Is burdened by no day-by-day compulsions, where there are plenty of
classes and lectures which he is
not required to attend. There are
no credits, grades or precise assignments. There la only "that
moveable feast the final examination which must be taken within a
certain maximum terms of residence.
"Whoever wants to follow a particular curiosity for seven bours or
seven days or even seven weeks
may do so, providing only tbat be
start an adequate number of curiosities before tbe day ot final reckoning. These examinations offer sufficient options to allow a wide latitude of movement within a chosen
field."
DOZBN PAPBRS
The finals usually amount to some
dosen, two three-bour papers a day
for six days during the final week
of residence, and usually these
papers contain around 18 or 14 questions out ot which the candidate ls
expected to answer four or five.
Tickets   On   Sale
For *38 Party
Color, camaraderie, musio,
gleaming gowns, hot plate-
suppers, and a handsome Junior Queen sweeping regally
hither and yon ln her official
oapaoity, all oombine to assure the success of the Junior Prom on January 28.
Mart Kenney in conjunction
with his Western Gentlemen
will fill the Spanish Orill with
the svelte smoothness of his
musio, same to be demonstrated Wednesday at the
Prom Pep meet in the Auditorium.
Flushed and gratified with the
success of prssent tloket*eslllng
activity, Prealdent Meteolm
Brown ef ths olaaa of 88, an*
nounoos thst salea will bs llmltsd
to ensure oomfort and frssdom
from oongsstlon. Tickets are now
on aala at tha Quad Box-Offloe,
and proapeotlve buyera are ad*
vlaed  to  hurry their purehaee.
The three queen-elects, blushing
shyly, will lend the oharm of their
presence to tbe aforementioned
Pep meet Wednesday noon, In all
the glory ot their respective blonde,
brunette and Titian temperaments.
CRITICAL MOMENTS
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An Oriental Dinner will be bold
ln tbe FIJI Restaurant next Thursday, January 81, 1887, at 8.80 p.m.
For further particulars see members of the exeoutlve, or watch the
notice board.
This dinner forms the first sooial
get-together of the new season and
all are cordially invited.
"Obviously tbls sort ot examination throws the emphasis on originality and Independence rather
than upon routine preparation,"
states Dr. Harrison, and "tbls method of preparation and examination
ls a severe discipline for Americans at Oxford." From the point
of view of the author of thla learned
Bull ssssion it will take the newcomer a year or two In which to
get used to the system and the real
result Is that In a short two or
three years he will learn more ot
Independent thinking and aelt-dls-
clpllne than all his previous schooling has taught him.
In surveying the status quo of
our own system here in Canada I
feel moved to inquire what is the
approximate result whioh It gives.
It is generally aocepted that we are
neither one thing nor the other but
have something of both. Some of
the results hint a half-baked condition . . . and yet tbere ls a glint
of gold. Perhaps some campus
brain can figure It out for me.
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CLASSIC
(Continued from Page 1)
NBWBtBB TAKB  LB AD
In the flrst half the Newsies
sprang Into a six-point lead by virtue ot some deadly shooting by
"Long John" Purves, Osborne and
Bumstead, and erratic sniping by
tbe Students. Right from the start
the methodical attack of the Province hoys paid dividends when they
ran up an 1-8 count in their favor.
Varsity were attempting long shots
at this stage ot the game and the
old melon simply would not drop
in.
About half way through the flrst
stansa the Thunderblrd attaok began, to oliok, and scores by Bardsley, Swan and Wllloughby brought
tbe oount to 1-10. Province's rally
pulled them out ln front 88-18 at
the Interval.
In the early going of the seoond
half tbe Collegians began'to oliok,
and grabbed the lead tor the flrst
time at 87-88. Kennington and
Purves however came into the picture at this stage, shooting the
Newsies Into a tour-point lead
which looked plenty big with only
three minutes to play.
MATTHISON   TIBB   BOORB
It was at this point that tho
Students got a real break ae Bum-
stsad waa banlshsd for fouls.
Quick to take advantage, Bards-
ley and Oompany raoed down tho
floor and were rewardod for their
efforts whsn "Bugs" dropped In
two besutlful ons-handsd shots to
tie up ths gams. Varsity hopss
wsrs again dashed whsn Osborne
dropped on a altter for the New-
sles. Howsver, Ran Matthlaon,
the "Mighty MITB", flaahsd down
ths floor to knot the oount at 36-
all.
With only seconds left to play,
both teams tried desperately tor
tbe point that meant the game.
Henderson fouled "Long John" and
the issue appeared settled, but
with everybody ln the gym holding
theirs breaths, Johnny missed his
shot. On tbe next play Henderson
dropped in a million-dollar basket
which broke up the hoop tussle and
rocketed tbe students to a flrat-
plaee tie with their arch-rivals.
JIM BARDSLEY
Correspondence
Sport Kdltor.
Dear Sir:
I wish to criticise the laoka-
dalsaoal attitude of the management of tho traok olub. Baok in
tbe days when we bad no managerial system there was much
better management, more enthusiasm, and better publicity.
Borne weeks ago the Arta '80
road raoe waa scheduled to be
run off, hut it seemed that the
Senior Manager was not present
and tbe Junior Manager did not
feel Inclined to assume the responsibility of managing the raoe,
so many spectators and participants were disappointed. The
race was supposed to have been
postponed again, but why It was
not later run off, I do not know-
One week prior to the scheduled date of this race there waa
only a small portion of a column
ln the "Ubyssey" mentioning tbe
time of tbe race. There should
be from throe week's to a month's
notice ot a raoe of this kind, becauae there are many new men
here at the university who do not
know that there is suoh a raoe,
but who would train tor It it
awakened to the tact of ita existence by due publicity. It would
be Interesting to know the layout
of the course, the record Ume,
previous winners of this raoe, together with a little editorial
comment on likely winners this
year, etc., in order to stir up a
little enthusiasm.
Yours sincerely,
Track Enthusiast.
Juniors Second
The Varsity Juniors' position in
the O.V.A.A. League remains unchanged in second place, which
standing they have a chance to
better by winning the game remaining from the flrst half of the season. These Juniors are really good
this year, and stand a fine chance of
snaring the top slot before they are
finished.
Here's another shot of the one
and only "Bugs" Bardsley. Once
again Captain "Bug_" went to
town on the basketball floor on
Saturday, scoring H markers,
and leading his team to an historic 38-36 win over the Province "Giants."
HI-L1TES
In the heat of the battle on Saturday night Ran Matthtson got a
clout on the noggin which bled
throughout the rest ot the game.
The crowd gave him a well deserved hand when he refused to
leave the game. However, he deserves more orchids for the way in
whtoh he stood up to the Iodine that
Coach Maury Van Vllet put on after
the game.
An interesting sidelight on the
game was the manner ln which the
afore-mentioned Mr. Van Vllet went
after bis finger nails when Province snatohed the lead ln the last
two minutes.
TIDBITS: Henderson's last-minute basket was well deserved as
he had extremely bad luck all night
up until then. . . . "Bugs" Bardsley's
push shots trom the foul circle are
the prettiest thtng that one could
see on a basketsall floor. ... In
the closing minutes ot the game
Art Clark entertained all and sundry by tossing sweat shirts hither
and yon while manager Art Bast-
man remained as cool as the proverbial ououmbar.
SARDIS   MAKES
CLEAN   SWEEP
Senior Girls Drop
CIosb Tilt, 25-20
Three teama from Sardis invaded
the campus last Friday night and
when the last pungent odor of Al
Grant's hot dogs had been wafted
away the Valleyltea had taken all
three tilts.
In the best game of the night a
combined team of Senior A and
Intermediate A women dropped a
hot one to the Sardettes, 28-80. A
point-for-polnt battle made the flrst
half a honey. Pearson and Weeks
grabbed most of Sardis' points ln
this half, while Campbell garnered
all but one ot Varsity's counters.
Score at the breather was 14-9 for
Sardis. The co-ed hoopers fared
slightly better ln the second stansa
hut could not overcome the deficit.
With Campbell and McEwan showing the way for the students and
Wright leading the Valley team
with ten points, the whistle left the
Sardlsans with a five-point margin.
Emdless gamea of ch'nk left both
men's teams in no dondish to play
basketball. The Inter. A.'s after being one point down at the halt, got
only four counters In the second
frame and left the game under a
28-16 deficit. The Senior B's showed
up with only Ave men and had to
recruit Turner and Berry of the
Senior A's. After playing better
ball than their opponents in the
flrst half they tired badly in the
second to be beaten by a 27-80
soore.
COLTHURST WINS
Big, lumbering Paddy Colthurst
plodded forty times around the
gym to win over Vance McComber
and Bud Burden and earn the right
to travel with the track club to
Victoria this Friday.
Russ Keillor Doing
Well In Fight
Game
Former Varsity Athlete
Gets Nod at Portland
One more of U. B. C.'s athletes
came into the limelight after leaving his Alma Mater when Russ
Keillor, well-known campus personality for the past three years,
distinguished himself in the fisticuffing game.
Fighting in the heavyweight division of the Far West Diamond
Belt championship, Russ reached
the semi-final round before being
decisioned by Dave Johnston, of the
Multnomah A. C, Portland. The
Keillor-Johnston battle was a tough
one all the way, with the Portland
boy having a slight edge, which
gave him the judge's nod.
Attending last semester at U. B.
C, Russ waa prominent in sports,
organising, and masterminding the
Boxing Club—one of the few minor
sports to attract attention. A
couple of years back, the same Mr.
Keillor starred as a tackle on Dr.
Burke's American football squad.
HARLEM   GLOBE  TROTTERS
TO THRILL VARSITY
BASKETBALL FANS
Make sure of It now I—your squatting plaoe in our Campus Indoor
Playground for the cavorting of the dark clouds ot basketball two days
from today, Thursday, January 21st, at 12.16 p.m.
New York's gift to the melon-tossing game, the much-publicised
Harlem Globe-Trotters will be ushered into the gym on the dot by their
efficiency-plus manager, A. M. Sapersteln, all set to put on a sensational
three-ring circus act using only a simple, innocent, round basketball as
their only weapon. Another of the old troopers will be back this season
with the duBky hoopers—Bunny Leavltt is the lad.	
LBAVITT TO SHOW
"Bunny is the world ohampion
tree-throw artist, holding the record at 499 consecutive swishes
from the foul line. Many of the
studes around these parts will remember his uncannily accurate potting last year, when he sank 61
out of 68 tries. Although no advance "Info" is available, rumor bas
lt that Leavltt and Pringle will
hook up ln a foul-line tussle—or,
would lt be a tussle?
IN   DAZB OF VORB
Student sardlnss In ths pseked
gym lest ysar will alao remember the aoe "boner" aot pulled by
the "yeah-man" team'a elongatod
oentre atar, Inman Jaokaon. In-
man pleked on Innoeent "Oet"
Detwlllor as ths stooge for his
eye-popping stunt. Dribbling
down floor on the attaok, he stopped at the oentre line, with "Oet"
olossly cheeking him all the way,
and graolously offered "Oet" the
ball. But, our oonsclentloua
gusrd was having none of It, and
after looking first at Jaokson, and
then bowllderlngly gawking at the
round aphsrs, he deliberately
plaosd the pill on the floor, and
walked away from It.
Probable bets again on Thursday:
Rolling the ball up one arm, over
the shoulder, and down the second
arm into the waiting paw—Passing
around a couple of befuzsled U.B.C.
checks, using enough "English" on
the pill to allow all the darky strutters to start "bah Jovlng"—A wild
baseball windup, followed by a
sweeping, long heaving motion,
which would ordinarily send the
pill up to the other end of the
floor . . . only It has a habit of
sticking tn tha toutstretched maw-
ler of the "Strutter."—The Globe-
Trotters should be good tor a
couple of smart off-tackle touchdowns, without dribbling — Harry
Russang, a small package of dynamite, will probably again pull bis
fast sneak dribble around hla check,
without the ball—whether theytt
soore baskets without the ball, and
without dribbling will be seen when
they start their crasy antics on
Thursday.
It's a aure bet I— unless you're
one of thoss erosturss who go to
a hystsrloslly humoroua ahow,
and watch all the alslss fill up
with psrtlslly Insane speotatora,
and loave slowly, ajid stately,
muttering ■ under your breath
aomethlng about "what'a fuflny
about that 7"—.but even If you are,
you couldn't hold yourself In this
hllarloua farce.
ALBERTA LOSES
HOCKEY TILT
UNIVERSITY     OF     ALBERTA,
Bdmonton,   Jan.   13.   (W.I.P.U.)	
The past week has been one of ups
and downs for the University ot
Alberta hockey team. Last Saturday night they travelled to Vegre-
ville and beat the Rangers with a
4-8 score. Scoring once in the second period the Bears started to
play a real brand of hookey. The
last period of the tilt saw a wide
open game, both teams scoring
three times. After the game the
team prepared to leave for Edmonton, when to their great surprise,
the found the bus that they had
travelled in had caught Are during
the game and was completely demolished. However, the Golden
Bears arrived safely home.
On Monday night th.y lost to the
Vegreville Rangers to the tune ot
2-0. Unleashing a smooth passing
attack the Rangers played a heady
game all through and after scoring
ln both the first and second periods,
tightened up their game, successfully hloding off the Golden Bears
till  the  final blast.
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SHUTTLE TOURNEY
TO START SOON
All men and women who are not
yet proficient in badminton are going to have a chanoe to improve
their game (and get acquainted)
by playing ln tournaments every
Thursday afternoon. Anyone wishing to take advantage of this opportunity should see the Physical
Directors, who are sponsoring the
bright Idea, before B p.m. tomorrow,
Wednesday. Games can be played
anytime between 1.80 and 6 p.m.
if enough people turn out to warrant that much time being spent
on  them.
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The Volleyball schedule for last
Wednesday had to be cancelled, but
Mr. Van Vllet announces that the
games will be Just shoved up a
week. The games to be played tomorrow have Education meeting
Science '87 and Arts '88 meeting
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