J Photos by Bob Steiner THIS TYPICAL LOUNGE LIZARD picture was faked by GOOD GIRLS, Ann Challenger ahd ShirleyJUST AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE Stein- Ubyssey reporter-photographer team Bob Steiner and BertBrewer' tDok their shoes of£ before they Puter and Gordon spotted Brock Proctor, Bill Bradshawr , , their feet on the lounge. "Stockinged feet don'twarn a student about wearing the barred outdoor Gordon. They decided to show students just what theyhurt the ioungeS(» 8aid the discipline committee .clothing in the Lounge. Mr. Bradshaw was vie couldn't do—wear outdoor clothing in Brock Lounge, putMigg Challenger was a Plebean Mardi Grastorious in his charge. The student took his clothes feet on furniture and write with a pen. Queen. into the check-room in the South Basement. Scribe Explains History of a Sinner AMS Card Taken By Disciplinary Committee Rep. Ry BERT GORDON Yesterday I became a criminal. With my books under my arm, my free hand lost in the depths of my raincoat pocket, I sauntered into Brock Lounge and found myself a bright, newly-covered easy chair. I flopped down In the chair, draped my legs over the arm and made myself as comfortable as possible In the jungle-like temperature. I decided that I should start on my long overdue essay so I opened my looseleaf, took the top off my fountain pen and started writing. Of course lt wasn't long before 1 needed a cigarette. There were a few ashtrays ln the near vicinity, but I was so comfortable that 1 couldn't gal her enough energy to move. However, why should I worry about an ash tray when 1 had a whole floor to collect the cigarette ash. I didn't. Just about this time rfty pen decided that it wasn't going to write, but I always made It write by shaking It in these circumstances. 1 was sorry when the ink Jettisoned out of the nlh and landed on the arm of a nearby chesterfield. 1 decided that 1 should change my position on the chair but, the unfortunate thing was that my muddy shoes smeared the side of the chair. I really was making a terrible mess but I had seen unlimited numbers of students doing the %ery same thing every time I went Into the Brock, so I wasn't being original. 1 thought then that messing up the place was perfectly normal. With my pen working again to my satisfaction, 1 started wiling. The light on the page now seemed to be poorer than before so I looked up to see if any of the lights had been turned off. lt was then that 1 saw a burly frame leaning over me. It was a member of the discipline committee. The committee representative (Continued on Page 3) See CONFESSION The Ubyssey VOL. XXXII VANCOUVER, B. C, FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1950 No. 61 University Building Program Replaces Law Huts With Permanent Structure SKIRTS, COATS, PANTS CONFUSE UBC CO-ED One UBC coed almost got the shock of her life yesterday. When approached by janitor George Devin yesterday in Brock Hall for wearing her coat, she replied, "But it's only a shortie coat, I'm not sitting on it." She continued to argue that she was sitting on her skirt, not her coat. "That doesn't matter," said Mr. Devin. "Then look at all the men sitting on their pants," she replied. The young lady quickly removed her coat when Mr. Devin offered, "If you'll take your skirt off, I'll have the boys take off their pants!" Scientists Aren't Magicians Says Herbert II) IMS SANDERSON Would you like to swing on a star, and carry moonbeams home in a rocket car? With a mountain-sized rocket ship, a lake- sized fuel tank, and an ocean-sized bank account, you too can go tb the moon. * With words of wisdom and phrases of fantasy Mr. E. V. Herbert, addressing a meeting of the verse from Venus to Mars and then back down to earth. Mr. Herbert thinks these people should get back Royal Astronomical Society, erected; down to'earth now, and realize that and dissolved dreams of space travelling Tuesday night. We can get to the moon all right, with a ship the sl'/e of Mount Everest, but some enthusiasts have already designed a round trip to Mars. They'll buy their tickets on a 4-ton space ship, carrying 150 tons of fuel, and Jaunt through the unl- scienllsts aren't magicians, But we may have a dreamer's holiday If the mld-unlverse fuel station is ever installed. This will be dull black on one side and shiny black on tho other to absorb much (Continued on Page 5) See SCIENTISTS Lew Buildings, Greenhouses, 1 Generator, Imminent /ossibililies UBC's "firetrap" law building will be replaced by a perm* anent structure under a new university building program announced by Education Minister Straith in the House. The program, to cost $750,000, will involve completion of a new medical building, Aggie greenhouses and a generator for the power house. ♦ ' The new law building, Mr. Straith said, Is needed immediately to house the $750,000 law library which Is at present contained in temporary hutments where fire danger is "extremely high." The report also promised replacement "as soon as possible" of air forco hutments which have been used a? lecture halls. Final arrangements for thc buildings will be made on March '27, when the. Building Committee meets to decide what Improvements are necessary. 'Already under construction are Ihe War' Memorial Oym, Medical Mall, Bacteriological and Pharmacy Building, as well as the recently -(Continued on Page II) See IMPROVEMENTS French For Campa Lasting ign Peace Paris, March 9—(UPBESS)— Another stop has been made in the French program for lasllng peace. Student exchanges between France and Germany will he stepped up considerably this year. A large number of French students will spend their vacation in Germany while students from UBC Dance Clubs To Present Show UBC Dance Club and the UBC Scottish Dance Club will combine their talents tomorrow noon in the gymnasium to give a demonstration of Ballroom and Scottish dancing under the sponsorship of 'the UBC Committee on Fine Arts, Thd talented members of these two active clubs WM give demonstrations of the modern dance routines and the swirling patterns of the Scotch Reel. These dances will be repeat performances of those done at the last Dance Club function held on March 2 In Brock Hall when the dancers were highly commended for theitf excellent performance. The dancers have been receiving professional instruction this last year from a downtown dance studio and are capable of putting on a very fine performance in keeping with the very good reputation of the shows sponsored by the UBC Committee on Fine Arts. Edmonton—(CUP)—Student union finances are at a critical stage at the University of Alberta. In a report issued by the Treasurer of the Union It was pointed the out that the utmost care must be French Zone, the Saar and Austria taken for the remainder of the year will vial' .France. | or bankruptcy would ensue. ~m Page 2 THE UBYSSEY . i 1.1!ht hi,' iliiii .'! .'fiVi'l'- i Friday, March 17, 1950 APPEARANCE IN UBYSSEY A new piess service makes its first appearance in The Ubyssey today. It is UPress. The world-wide student press service is a subsidiary branch of Canadian University Press Service. Originally formed under the name Unipress, the organization had its headquarters in Europe. Operation proved too cumbersome and costly from Europe, and headquarters were moved to the offices of The Toronto Varsity where operations were taken over by CUP. Tween Cloitts fWtirt'aiMal"comic opfera 6f Klto'x' bperaUPGroup will appear in the Uhivefsity Auditorium under the title of "princess Ida" March 30, 31, and April 1. *A nufriber of UtlC graduate* will*-- — appear In leading roles, among them being Victor and Gwen flh- chin, .leaii Walton, and Len Cox. Title role is held by Nancy Masson Allan, one of Vancouver's leading sopranos;" Like "Tom Jones", which was a Vancouver premiere, the production of "Princess Ida" Is being shown here for the first .time. Director will be Mr. Owen J. Thomas, well known dramatic, adjudicator. Musical direction Is in thc hands of Mr. Beverly Fyfe, who previously worked with Theatre Under Stars, and the Victoria Starlight Theatre. 'Princess Ida" will be costumed by Mallabar Coslumer of Winnipeg, One of Gilbert and Sullivan's most popular comic operas, it ran for nine consecutive months when first produced ln 1884. Tickets may be pbtained from Modern Music Llmltdd at 53? Seymour Street. Florida Merchants MIAMI, - (UPRESS) - A clash educators have, long feared has como about at the U of Florida, where local merchants have begun court action to find Just how far state universities may go In selling Commodities and services to students. Their bill of complaint cites cafeterias, book stores, sandwich shops, soda fountains ami recreaUofial facilities. Students have set up picket lines around Ihe eight stores which filed the suit, but no attempt has been made to slop any student from entering the places of business. The Alligator, U of Florida newspaper, commented editorially that the business men of the "Gold Coast" have made the move In order to determine If It would be profitable lo expand their enterprises. ,lhe^rmg''^der^aduate U cietyisDbnDuguMWhb'triuhi- phed over rw6' other candidates in elections this wetk. Letters To The Editor Thanks Editor, Dear Sirs On behalf of the Austrian Student Welcoming Committee, I wish to thank everyone for the wonderful support the Austrian students received during their stay on this campus. First of all, a big bouquet to the Ubyssey lor the wonderful coverage given to the project. The publicity the Austrian Students received contributed Immeasurably to their suc- cesful performances. Secondly, a sincere vote of thanks lo the members of the Welcoming Committee who carried out .all the necessary arrangements so willingly and capably. Finally, the Austrian Students' performances and entertainment were such a success because of the mil support of both the Faculty and students. Without the Interest and eo-operatlon of so many, the few Auslrlans would not have received the wonderful Impression of our eampus that they did. Yours sincerely, T. HOLLICK-KENYON NFCUS Chairman Regrets Editor, Dear Sir: Although our Campus paper is experienced In the art of misquotation and misinterpretation, i feel this Is one occasion where thc ■ rror can be directed to the source 'it' Information. The March 10 Issue of the Ubyssey lisplays a front page column regarding thc visit of Reverend Clarence Duffy as a guest speaker of 'lie student, Peace Movement. As Father Duffy and the Peace Movement imply I hat he (Fattier Duffy) represents the Catholic Church bv claiming that he "travels with the permission of his Bishop aid the Arch-Diocese (?) of New York," I would like lo quote a recent statement of the Vicar-General of the Arch-Diocese of New York, Bight Meverend Monsignor Edward H. Gaff- ney: "He (Father DulTy Is unauthorized lo speak In any way which might be Interpreted as a representative of Ihe Catholic Church . . ." As a public refutation of Father Duffy by Ills Excellency Archbishop W. M. Duke appeared in , the three downtown- newspapers, the position of Father Duffy as a minister of Ihe Catholic Church should be clear. I request that this leiter be published In clarification of this situation. PAUL KITOS, Pres., Newman Club. Westcott Leeds Legion For Coming Session Minor executive offices In Branch 12 (Campus) Canadian Legion were taken to the poll yesterday when five legion membors gained office. President and Secretary positions were acclaimed by Al Wescott and Murray Ryan, Bart, respectively. First vice-president Is Earl Johns. Second vice slot was won by George Stephen, Executive members elected were Len Nordby, Len Stewart and Nick Schroder. Past president, of Ihe legion group on the -campus Is John Haar. AMS president for 1930-51. Den Duguid Cops IUS Proky Post BUS Publicky Representative Don Duguid will lead the Engineering Undergraduate Society next term, thc red-headed engineer triumphed oyer two other candidates. Duguid won over Terry Lynch, active in BUS and the Canadian Legion, and John Ernholz, vice-president of the EJUS 'thi* year. Ernholz was eliminated on the first couflt. Duguid was ahead on the first couirt and Lynch did not threaten his foad. Returning officers was Fred Savalge. Application forms are now available for the annual semin* ar of International Student Service, which is being held th|ff year in southern France from the middle of July to August 15. seminar wl Topic of I -Crisis In Western Civilization". Students will be chosen on the basis of scholastic standing, political maturity, and Interest In international affairs. * * * l>RK-MI',D FILM "Introduction to Frh'^Uirer'wlii'" He shown' at 18:30 tf.fn'.' today In Phy.slos 200. Tickets fbr Nurse's Hard time Dance Which will be held tonight at thc Manhattan, will be available at the meeting. * * * FINK ARTS COMMITTEE will present a free performance of dancing at 12:30 p.m. today In thc gym. Included In the program will be square dancing, Scottish dancing, Latin American jlartclng, ^waltzing, fox trolling, nntPltusslan, dancing, * * * ACCOMMODATIONS are available on the "Volendum" which will sail for Le Harve and Rotterdam on I |„-<& Le Havre call will make low-ratej connections with Rome. Limited number of .berths are still available on May 29th departure. * * * PRE-MED PROGRAM will continue; each' Friday' until March 31 with- Dr; W. Gibson ahd Dr. E. C. McCoyi as respective speakers. Dr. Glbsonj will talk on "Recent DIsdoveMcs In Neurology", and Dr. McCOy Will Introduce "A General Practitioner's Stand Against Specializing." * " * * ELECTION OF OFFICERS for the coming year will be main topic on the igenda nt G|vil Liberties Union meeting In Aggie 100 iat 12:30 p:m. today. Nominations for this yone's Garnet^ Sedgewick Memoirs! Award Wlanei* will also be discussed. * * * YI8LAJL ARTS CLt'R will continue theirseHcs'bf lechires at 12:30 p.m.i April 11. Students wishing to tour J today In Physics 201. Professor B.* Europe may book dormitory pass- P. Wisnickl of the Department of: ages for $110 and passage with mult- J Architecture will speak on Indust* iple-berth cabins for $1")0. vial Design. Fees Due Final plans for this year's graduation were completed at a meeting of the 'Class of '50' which met In the auditorium March 10. Key position of class valedictorian was bestowed upon Dave Mines, while Thunderbird Editor Georgo Robertson received tho appointment of Class Poet. Also on the list were Lonl Frances, class prophet and graduation booklet editor; and Shelagh Wheeler, composer of the Class Will. Dr. W. G. Black and Dean Dorothy Mawdsley were elected as honorary president and vice-president of convocation affairs. For the first time In UDC history, tho graduating class Is too large to devote only one night to Convocation. Ceremonies will be held May 11 and 12 of this year, in the Commodore. A three dollar graduation fee Is expected of graduates, entitling each student to a slnglo ticket for the) Convocation Ball. Fees are being collected at Alma Mater Society; office, Bursar's Office, or by class! representatives. NOn-graduates have been Invited by the committee to attend the Ball. Tickets, priced at $2.50 apiece, will soon be available in the Alumni; Office. In This Corner byjim benham Discerning movie-goers will be able to see that Francis, the talking mule in the picture of the same name is symbolic of the lower orders of the army, a segment all too often forgotten in Hollywood's desire to glamorize military brass. On the surface the film is nothing more than a farce about a mule who can talk but the scripters have made Francis the great body of privates who do all the work and get small credit. Wounded in jungle fighting, O'Connor is packed back to a base hospital by Francis, whom he discovers in the jungle. In hospital he blurts out that he has met a talking mule and is promptly thrown into the psychiatric ward. After being let out, O'Connor captures a Japanese observation post, eliminates a Japanese patrol and warns the base of an impeding Japanese air attack, all with the help of Francis. Between each episode he spends his time trying to explain the talking mule to army brass. Francis remains silent to everyone except O'Connor until he is tricked into speaking by the commanding general. On his way back to the States to help war bond drives and raise money for the war effort, Francis is believed dead in an airplane crash. But O'Connor finds him and insists on housing him in a furnished garage adjacent] to his house. Some situations in the film are admittedly funny but often the scripters seem pressed I for dialogue. Often it becomes downright corny. The principles of the film do too many double takes on hearing Francis talk and it| tends to become monotonous. The picture appeals to audiences on two| levels. Taken as a farce, it is highly entertaining. As a subtle jab at the bungling of I army brass it also has a good deal of merit. • • • Other pictures worth the trip to suburban and downtown theatres are: "The Inspector General," with Danny Kaye mugging] his way through several songs and some In" sane dialogue; "Lost Boundaries," a film| ^bout negroes who pass for whites; "Dillln- ger," a graphic account of the rise and fall J of America's famous criminal; "Home of thej Brave," a tight little film preaching racial tolerance; "Passport to Pimlico," a hiliarious| comedy about an English County that decides to cut out on its own. WWfPpwPifllfWI WPPSBIWiPWHiiilisB mmtmmKmmmi9immmmmm; Friday, March 17, 1950 THE UBYSSEY Page 3 bnorary Award Presentations ikes History At University accidents Caused ty Carelessness include Foresters UBC Forestry students have Concluded' that "forest acci- ients are largely due to carelessness" since the deliverance pf a series of lectures by members of B.C. Lumber Manufacturer's Association. Accidents In mills and woods av- kriHSC $i:i,500,000 a year.in compensation payments, foresters were told. 2lghty percent of accidents ln the k'oods are due to carelessness and [mly 20 per cent are attributed to Jinsafe working conditions. Majority of speakers pointed out hat the major ccfuse of accidents s slipping and falling. Ilecausc thoy ack training In safety practices, ,hree times as many high school itudents and twice as many unlverdty students suffer Injury each ^ear than do regular workmen. Mr. W. M. Allison, Safety Director or B.C. Lumber Manufacturer's \ssoclatlon said, "Major cause of ii.iurles in sawmills is from flying ibjects." "In thc past tho greatest accident sause arose from workmen being saught In machinery. This Is now Hie least of our accident causes H'cause guards and safety devices lave been put up wherever poss- ble." Education has been asserted as he remedy. More than 400 foremen ire being trained In Job safety, and jach one will supervise a safety urogram in his own plant. *rhe 01 member firms of BCLMA iccount for 15,000 sawmill employees and cut 90 per cent of D.G.'s umber. Dick Piercey New Pre-Med President Dick Piercey will fill president's Slot In next year's Pre-med Undergraduate Society executive it was decided March !). Vice-president elect Is Miss Dorothy Ghave, "Who will lake over thc duties of Ralph Ghrlstenson. Recording ami corresponding secretaries are John Wong and Gordon McPherson respectively, and, at the decision of the executive, Hill Arnold will 111II thc treasurer's seat. UBC Canadian Legion Branch, light Students Honored Campus history was made at Wednesday's AMS genera) meeting when the University branch of the Canadian Legion became the first campus organization to receive an Honorary Activities Award. ♦ CONFESSION The Legion, Iho awards committee j {(;0Illillued r,.oin Pugc 4) said, was selected for the honor be-; flashed his Identity card at mo and cause of the great part It has played gald, "May 1 have your AMS card, In campus life. It set up thc employment bureau, got land for aggie students, organized two successful llelllngham invasions, started the luter-faculty debates, set up a scholarship fund, and started veteran's housing developments. Don Lanskail, who received the please'! "What for'?" I asked. "Isn't that a pen you aro writing with?" "I'm writing an essay." HEGl'LATIONS "Hut tho regulations are that you cannot write with a pen In the Lounge. You will get Ink on the award on behalf of the Legion, said newly recovered lounges IMPROVEMENTS (Continued from Page I Istarted Women's Dormitories. The new electrical generator will Iliave to be installed when thc new [buildings at present under con- Istruclion are completed, .according Ito Prof. Geof. Andrew, assistant to |the president. All new building must bo approved Iby Hnlldlng Committee, Hoard of [Governors, and Faculty Council, Mr. IStralth said. These suggestions aro Ittirned over to the Provincial Gov- lernment for final approval, and allo- IcuUon of funds. Greenhouses for Agglo students Iliave long been sought by Dean (Clements before his retirement, and [present Dean of Agriculture Blythe |Eagles. Probable location of the green- Jhonscs are south of thc Orchard IlIiHs. that the organization was set up "to rehabilitate the student veteran, and to establish a feeling of 'friendship between veterans aijd nan-vet- eraim." Students who received awards were: Hugh Cameron, who, in addition to being editor of thc 1950 "Totem," and a senior editor of the Ubyssey, also served as returning officer for ttils year's elections committee; Pole Fowler, who did most of the work on Hie new AMS ennslilrillnn also look pari In organizing the Hod Cross blood and March of Dimes' please." drives, and was active in the EUS and ISC; Don rninharl, president of Ibis year's graduating class, campaign manager for several candidates, and MC al several programs and pep meets; "And that is your overcoat you aro wearing?" he continued. "Nevei'tln'less, you not allowed to "Yes, but it Isn't wet." wear outside clothing In the lounge." "Can I smoko my cigarette?" "Not unless you the ash trays." m:i>oiui:h "Is there anything f can do In here? I thought this was a student building." "lt Is, but If you don't look after It will look like - - - - before we can look around." •'I will watch It next time, then." "I still want your AMS can! At llils point I told him what the idea was. That I was a reporter., for the I'byssey, that I was going to write a feature ou the committee and its work. lie grinned. "But I still want your A.MS card. \*oii havo broken the regulations and lt ls my Job to Norah McDermoll, active ln many I discipline you." sports and the WAD (presented In absentia); Frank Collier.- author of most of the new AMS bylaws, member of tlUG debating learn, recipient of the highest law marks In UUC's history; Felicity Pope, who has achieved recognition through her prominence In International affairs as vice-president and president of thc ISC, of which she was the co-founder. She also founded the International Council; Frank Lewis, president of the Llllle Mountain Camp Council, which helped to arrange the recent successful "Open House," chairman of the Legion grants and gratuities committee, member of the Parliamentary Forum, and president of the Vancouver'Debating League; Harney Russ, originator of the Law Faculty paper, "Legal Notes," and member of the debating league. BROADCASTS 8 P.M. NEWS Nightly from 8 to 8:15 p.m. "NW", Vic Fergie gives a complete CKNW news summary. AUSTIN The Car for CANADIANS • Low First Cost • Up to 40 Miles Per Gallon • Big Car Performance IMMEDIATE DELIVERY A40 Devon Stdan $1500.°° CALL CE. 8105 FOR DEMONSTRATION V.^WSffiWi*' Gordon Bros. AUSTIN DEALERS 10th and Alma GLAD TOMORROW- YOU SMOKED tteUuf &Utfa PHILIP MORRIS j4t4ttsutt&e fatufuti \±'S "Now 1 have to make sure my kid brother passes, too!" With that kid brother of his in tow, Egbert finds things are tough all over. But — at the risk of being repetitious — there is one problem he learned to solve long ago. That's the problem of how to make sure he always has money for every emergency. He operates a "fatality fund" at "MY BANK", never runs out of cash any more, since he started dropping his spare cash into his B of M account. Now got Ing habit. U4.7 Bank of Montreal (panada j *?in±t d>a*t6 £VliM WAl Your Bank on the Campus — In the Auditorium Building MERLE C. KIRBY, Manager ■m ■*rr: Page 4 THE UBYSSEY Friday, March 17, 1950 The Ubyssey limber Canadian UniTtSltjr Prat Authorised u Second ClaM Mall, Pest Office Dept,, Ottawa. Mall SubseriptloM-li.00 per year. Published throughout the university year by the Student Publications Board of the Alma Mater Society of the University of British Columbia. Editorial opinions expressed herein are those of the editorial staff of The Ubyssey and not necessarily those of the Alma Mater Society nor of the University. Offices in Brock Hell. Phone ALma 1614 For display advertising phone ALma SMI EDITOR-IN-CHIEF JIM BANHAM MANAGING EDITOR - CHUCK MARSHALL GENERAL STAFF! CUP Editor, Jerry MaeDonald; News Editor, Art Welsh; Postures Editor, Vic Hay; Sports Editor, Ray Frost; Women's Editor, Shirley Finch; Editorial Assi Lei Armour. City Editor This Issue — RON PINCHIN Associate Editor - IRIS SANDERSON We Heartily Support The Ubyssey heartily endorses the Students' Council request, forwarded to the Administration this week, that the noon hour periods be lengthened to two hours next year. Although the request was made by the Men's Athletic Directorate, the move would allow students to take a greater part in cultural as well as athletic events on the campus during the year. • Artists appearing here would be- able to present concert-long programs instead oi cramming a few short selections into an hour punctuated by the lunch-munching of stud ents. In addition to this, intramural sports would be able to function more fully and athletes would be able to complete their games on time and return to regular classes. The move is obviously designed to give students a more fully rounded program oi ertra-curricular activities. That such activities are a necessary "part of university life it can hardly be disputed. The Ubyssey adds its vbice to that of Students' Council and hopes that the administration will see fit to grant their request. Gobbledeyfiook By Hal Tennant How to Spend an Evening At Home and Save Money I thumbed through my little black book last Friday night, lifted the receiver and called a number. "Hello," I said, "do you remember me." "Yes—you beast," she said sweetly. "I also remember that you were going to take me out last weekend." "I am sorry about that," I said, "but I was broke." "What do you mean 'broke'?" she said. "You got a part time job. Didn't you get your pay?" "If you must know," I said, "that is what I am using to make this phone call." "That's alright," she said. "Why don't we have a quiet evening at home? You can have fun without spending money." "That is a fine plan,' I said. "I will phone you on Sunday and see how you enjoyed it." No, you big ape," she says. "I mean we will spend a quiet evening at my home." SHE HAD NO OUIJA BOARD , "Oh, goody," I said. "I will bring my knitting—or do you have a ouija board?" "Do not be sarcastic," she said. "We can play records, and I will show you pictures in my snapshot album. You have never seen my Aunt Matilda, have you?" "If Aunt Matilda is going to be there," I said, "I will stay home. Three might be a crowd." "Don't be silly," she said. "Aunt Matilda has been dead for years." "That would be worse," I said. "But at least we can ignore her. I will come over." "By the way," she said, "I don't think •we got any Cokje in the house." "How about sawdust?" I said. "It burns good, too." "No, you big orangutang," she said. "Coke—to drink. Coca Cola. Will you pick up a carton on your way over?" 'If the ma,n in the store isn't looking," I said. EATING NO PROBLEM "By the way," she said, "we ordered some groceries and they aren't paid for. Only about three dollars' worth, though. Bring them too, please." "In that case," I said, "I will bring my own knife and fork, as I will not be eating anywhere else during the next week." "Do not be ridiculous, she said. "Goodbye, and do not forget the Coke." ' "Goodbye," I said, "and do not forget I'm broke." "You're late*," she said when I arrived at her place. "What am I late *for?" I said. "We are not going anywhere." "I was just playing my album of Beethoven, and you missed half of it," she said. You like good music, don't you?" "Yes," I said, "I do. When does it start?" PAPER BOYS COME FIRST "Never mind," she said. "Just sit down somewhere. I will answer the door." "Yes," I said, sitting down, "maybe it's somebody invitihg us out to a party." "Give me a dollar," she said, coming back into the room. "Pardon me," I said, "I didn't know this was a restricted parking area." "Give me a dollar," she said. "It is the paper boy. He wants his money." "I want my money, too," I said, "but there is hardly enough of it left to worry about." "Where are you sitting?" she said. "Do not get personal," I said. "I am sitting right here." "Get up," she said. "You are sitting on my record album. It cost eight dollars." "What is the matter?" I said. "You've heard them all before, haven't you?" "Boo h6o," she said. "They are all broken, and if you don't buy me new ones I will never speak to you again." "Is that a promise?" I said. "Boo hoo," she said. "Okay," I said, "so I buy you new ones. I will be broke until a week from next January." "Never mind," she said, "we can stay home weekends and save money." "No thank you," I said, "I cannot afford to stay home. Let us go out somewhere and spend money." Ubyssey Classified Lost TAKEN FROM HANGERS under stairs it agfcf' on Tuesday, March 7. Man's blue Burberry •raincoat. Would person responsible please return it to Hut 30, Room 5, Acadia Camp. LONG STRAND OF PEARLS left in Cafeteria washroom. Please phone KE. 4264L. LOST LONG STRAND OF PEARLS left in cafeteria washroom. Howard. Please phono. KE 4201-L. KAPPA ALPHA THETA pin — night of Song Fest. Phone Joan at AL 1030-M. Howard. LOST IN LIBRARY BASEMENT - A woman's English navy blue raincoat. Finder please turn It In to Lost and Found or phone AL. liOO-L. NAVY Bl'RBERHY, black satin lining taken by mistake on Monday, March 13 between 10:30 and 12:30 from coat rack outside Rm. 202, New Ap Sc Bldg. Tan leather gloves and gold cig. case ia pocket. Leave at Lost and Found or contact O. MeCord, KE. 2939-M. Found GAR KEYS FOUND on campus Thursday. Owner contact Ron Pinchin, Publications Board or phone HA. 5732-M. ATTENTION THE OAL WHO LOST a pair of green suede shoes last Fall and got a pair of wine shoes In return. Your shoes are at the Lost and Found now, Wanted ANYONE WISHING TO SELL third year German texts after exams phone Glenda, HA. 3305-Y. METAL COTC FLASHES. Ask for Ike at AL. 12W-Y after i p.m. HIDE FROM VICINITY of 12th and Granville. KE. 0023. Jim Wood. LOG LOG TRIG SLIDE RULE. J. Preston, AL. 0Wi-L. For Sale BENT $0.00 — Comfortable accommodation on campus. Ruy one of large selection of house trailers at AL. 0038. PORTABLE TYPEWRITER - Underwood "Champion" with tabulator, Pat Hamilton, HA. 1707. AGFA 35mm. CAMERA, f 3.5 11300 see. Also Winchester .22 pump rifle. AL. 1707-R. '30 CHEV SEDAN. Motor In fair eondlllon. Good tires. Heater. Reasonable offer. G. Trasov, Hut 14C, Little Mountain Camp. ONE SET OF COLLIER'S Encyclopedias for #25.00. DE. 4220-R after (i:30 p.m. W1H/ZEH MOTOR BIKE. Excellent eondlllon $85. N. Donatt, Hut 7, Rm. It',, Fort Camp. LADIES BIKE, Size 22. Good condition. Reasonable offer. Phone CH. 51«'..'). '30 CHEV COACH, fair condition, reasonable offer. Dave Hummel, BA. 1311. TIN EDO — SINGLE RRE.\STED. Size 38-'i0. Worn 3 times. Perfect condition.'$25. BA. K'l'.li. RENT $6.00! LIVE IN COMFORT and in pleasant surroundings, 10 minutes walk from campus. Trailers—all' prices. AL. 0038. '30 CHEV COACH. Fair condition; reasonable offer. Dave Hummel. 1949 PLYMOUTH COACH. Radio, heater, seat covers, only 5000 miles. Will give additional 3000 mile guarantee. $1950 or trade. FA. 7093R. -SET 1ST YEAR LAW BOOKS, $35. 29B, Seaforth Village. K and E Polyphase Duplex slid* rule complete With book of Instructions, $17.50. Phone FR. 1855. PORTABLE TYPEWRITER—Underwood "Champion" with tabulator. Pat Hamilton, BA. 1707. * TUX-Single breasted, size 38-40. Worn three times. Perfect condition! $25. BA. 1694. TuX—size 36. Make an offer. Phoni Herb, AL. 0936R. 4344 West 11th. BRUTANNICA 9th EDITION. Best offer over $17.00 takes It. HIKING BOOTS 8-9, $6.50. AL. 1455M 6-7 p.m. Room and Board DO YOU NEED a quiet place tfr study? Room and breakfast for one or two, only $20 per month each. ■1000 W. 10th, AL. 1G97-R. NEAR SASAMAT AND lOth-Fur- nlshed accommodation. Six rooms and private bath. Piano, frig., llnon and dishes. Middle April to Sept. Suitable four women at 932 each per month. AL. 1224-Y. HOUSEKEEPING ROOM FOR ONE male student sharing. 4602 West 7th, AL. 1241Y. NEAR SASAMAT* AND 10TH. Furnished accpmmodattlon. Six rooms, private bath, piano, frig, linen and dishes. From middle April to September. Suitable four Woman at $32 each per month. AL. 1224Y. 4506 WEST SIXTH. Large comfortable room. Board can be arranged. Kitchen privileges, automatic hot water. AL. 1435M. Miscellaneous THESES TYPED In my own home. CH. 2027. TYPING: English, foreign languages essays, theses, legal work, card work. Letters of application. "Free carbons. AL 0055-H. Campus rates. EXPERT TYPING done qulokly. AL. 0039-M. TYPIN GDONE, theses, essays, etO. Any language. PA. 0501. WEST VAN STUDENTS Notes and essays typed. W. 1029-R. QUALIFIED FRENCH-BORN French teacher. Lessons, coaching. CII. 7333. PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER. Lorraine Chappell. 5820 E. Boulevard. KE. ■173J-H. TYPING DONE AT HOME, Reasonable rales. Claire, MA. 9i7i, evenings. Or MA. 9171-Local 20(10 days. Notices SOCIAL PROBLEMS CLUB presents Mr. Frank Kearney on Labour and Wages. Friday. Arts 20'i, 12:30 p.m. FILM SOCIETY presents "Jungle Bread'' filmed in Dutch Gidana, on Monday, March 20, 12:30 In the Aud. VARSITY BALL sponsored by Chinese Varsity Club. Friday, March 31, J 9:30-1:00 a.m. Brock, Semi Formal. $2.50 couple. CHIN EST: VARSITY CLUB elections will be held on Monday, March 20, 12:30 at the Stage Room in Brook Hall. UBC FILM SOCIETY presents John Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men" starring Burgess Meredith and Lon Cheney Jr. on Tues., March 21 ln the Aud. Times 3:i5, 0:00 and 8:00. Price 25c. EDUCATIONAL DIRECTORATE Of U Radio Society Is holding a meeting at 13fib Hobson St. Saturday at 8:30. All members are asked to attend. Admission 50c. FILM SOCIETY presents "Jungle Bread" filmed in Dutch Guiana, on Monday, March 20 at 12:30 p.m. in the Auditorium. # "CASTLE JEWELERS 4560 W. 10th (Same block as Phone Exhange) ALma 2009 (Also at 752 Granville) See Ouj WATCHES by Bulova, Elgin, Gruen, Rolex, Etc. ENGLISH BONE CHINA Special Discount for Students EXPERT WATCH REPAIRS nsipwjllPpiPflll^^ m mmmmmmimmm* mmmgrn lay, March tt, 1050 THIS UBYSSEY Pag© 5 ine Arts Presents Repeat erformance In Modern Poetry American Poet Kenneth Rexroth To Speak on Campus Next Week Mr. Kenneth Rexroth will present a program of poetry at 12:30 p.m..March 20 in Physics 200, at the invitation o! UBC's Fine Arts Committee. * >^ Following the success of a similar prograrn given by Dr. Earle Birney and Dr. Hoy Daniells, Mr. nexroth will deal with Modern American Poetry, and give, readings of his own work. Rexroth Is a young American poet and critic with an impressive record of literary achievement, He Is the author of such books of poetry as "In What Hour," "The Phoenix and the Torlolse," "Thc Art of Worldly Wisdom," and "The Signature of All Things." Presently being printed are four Dance Plays, and a translation of 100 Japanese poems, nexroth has lectured In most major colleges In the east and has received two Guggenheim scholarships. DR MACKENZIE 'resident Emphasizes ;ederal Aid Fee Raising Not Solution Decides Conference I Canadian universities need leral government aid in the |rm of grants and national lolarships in order to carry jit their functions properly. |This was the report of Na- >nal Conference of Canadian liversities, as announced by N. A. M. MacKenzie. formal revenues from endow- knts and provincial grants have |t Increased as rapidly as student* rollment. Raising fees Is no solute to the problem, it was decided, pause each Increase tends to ex- fde a number of boys and girls families In lower-Income tickets. tCESSARY Every Institution finds It necessary |expand its facilities, but present inceg will not permit |l. Post- Influx of veteran and non- leran students has overcrowded Iversltles across the Dominion. |teport emphasizes that aid should federal rather than provincial loe young men and women seek Iployrncnt In parts of Canada dls- |t from their homes." COMMENDATION |>ne reoommondatlon of the report |that each national research grant scholarship be accompanied by krant of 20 to 30 per cent of the folarshlp to the universities. This ild oovcr overhead costs of traln- the student. federal grants are asked for the |lnlng of professional people who aid tho welfare of Canada, and sclentlflo and technical person- I to conduot fundamental research. LENNOXVILLE, QUE. (CUP)-tDebaters from Bishop's University pay tribute to Mac. "When they arrived at McMaster, the boys were shown to their rooms, which were located in a residence known to the MacDonald students i as "Tne Shamble^" Here they were made very-welcome, and treated to the famous Ontario hospitality at its very best." PRINCETON—Tour Princeton students have charged a local book store with violation of the Smith Act ot 1(40. The Act deals with the sale of books with a criminal or subversive intent. Lawyers and State officials ln New Jersey hesitated. The books in question were the works of Marx, Lenin and Engels. SCIENTISTS (Continued from Page 1) refleot little heat. ne problem yet to be solved is how larry oxygen, when (lying meteors jht bore a hole through the side jthe ship going 3000 meters per Bnd. Herbert suggested that plants iht grow and absorb the air, but lseoond thought he added "but re Is no gravity up there. They Wda't know which way to grow." EATON'S Let's Relax In Jackets And Slacks Comfort and casual clothes go together . . . when the occasion calls for an easy atmosphere, you can't do better than a jacTket and slacks! EATON'S broad selection will give you a wide range in the price you want to pay. Remember, EATON'S for your casual clothes. Handsome Jackets All wool sport coats in a variety of plain shades and patterns. Sizes 36 to 44. Each, 19.95 to 25.00 Smart Grey Slacks Grey, all-wool worsted flannel slacks to match your jacket. Sizes 30 to 44, Pair 12.95 to 22.50 EATON'S-Men's Clothing-Main Floor *T EATON C° lIMITte Page 6 THE UBYSSEY Friday, March 17, 1980 SPORTS EDITOR -i- RAY FROST 'Mvrqls So Basketball Basketball and soccer playoffs are slowly drawing to a close as intramural finals start ne;<t week. Part of-the basketball schedule ls being revised because new MAD presideul Brock Ostrom could not play In the Beta "A"- Phys Ed "A" ganje on Wednesday. While Ostrom was being Installed at the AMS meeting, his team lost 18-13 to Betas. Kelly, ^parking Newman "A" to a 31-20 win over Mu Phi, found the basket for 15 points. Dispute over soccer also has put a block in the way of Intramurals. Game between Phys Ed "H" and Pharmacy was protested as Pharmacy was accused of having an illegal player on their squad. The ATO-Pre-Med match wiil also have to be replayed as there was no referee. In intramural tug of war, ATO Is supplying their musclemen to win the most pulls. ,Next week's intramural finals may be the deciding point in who Is to pull ahead of Kappa Sigs to take Intramural Championship. Fort Camp Is not far behind. Their close edge on mural soccer supremacy may be the deciding factor. Tennis Four May Montoy If Sunny Continuing rainy weather dampened all hopes of university tennis enthusiasts to see some of the top ranking net personalities in action yesterday. Plans were to have Walt Stohlberg and Jimmy Skelton pairing off against Hill Sparling and Jack Volkovich, both URC students, In an exhibition match at noon yesterday. On the event of rain, fhursday, thc meeting was supposed to go on at 12:30 today, if the weather had Improved. Late yesterday, word was received from Stohlberg, saying it was Impossible for him to get out to UBC before Monday. By Tommy Hatcher "NOW HERE'S the strategy we're going to use tonight, boys," could be the gist of the talk which inspired the sly smile on the face of Brave coach Dick Penn. His "boys" are Ralph Bouwman, Mike Ryan, and Jack Ritchie, three of the top threats to the visiting Courtenay quintet. es Two UBC cricket will raise, its white-clad players in double vision this season when they enter two teams in the Mainland Cricket League. $ * s ' Cries of "well.bowled" and "nlccf stroke" have been drifting from the upper playing field behind Brock Hall since last Saturday when the whltocluds had their first practice. "Everyone turning out will have a chance toi play during the season," said team officials. Thc "well played old chap" boys have entered ono eleven in MCL's first division and one In second division. Main sore point ln last year's play was the shortage of experienced players for play ln the first division team, only team entered. That point has been cleared up, stated one team organizer, since wc now have well over 50 signed up members. "We can still use more, though," he said. "It doesn't matter If you have ever played bofore—we will teach you." Basketball Team This Season Record lest of Any University - When Braves meet Courtenay tonight, basketball supporters will be able to see the team with the best hoop record on the campus in action. While their big brothers, thc Chiefs and the 'Birds, were flghitng for cellar positions In Intercity and Evergreen Conference leagues, the llraves went ahead to win Inter A Vancouver and District and then Lower Mainland championships. HARD TO HEAT Now going Into the B. C. provincial semi-finals, Braves have perhaps the toughest battle ln their fight for the provincial crown. Courtney Is believed to have one of the best teams in the province. One of their players was offered a scholarship to Gonzaga University and their team has lots of height. UP FROM HANKS Braves have many star players up from high school ranks this year and the team has a lot of youthful drive. Seven players have been carrying the biggest load of playing for the team. "HANKY" MIKE I1YAN, an ex- Lord llyng senior, centres the team. Myan has the dubious honor of being the team's "bad man," having committed the most fouls. JOHN MISSEL, a freshman from Magee, is the .team's high scorer! and 50 cents for the general public! with 1% points In 30 games. Privilege passes gain free admit! A quiet boy, DOUG McLEOD ls|tancc. 'Bowl By Mail* Newest Thing To* Hit Campus All-star UBC bowling team carried out a four way intel collegiate five pin tournament without ever leaving the ui aifolher freshman from Magee. Known for , his laugh, BILL Mo*J NULTY is still another player U|>; from Magee High School. MoNuityi played for two years on the Magejli Senior team, including '47-'48 whets] thoy were Invitational champs. A left-handed forward.JACK HIT. CHIE is from Lord Byng. He playedl on the senior team which last yeafl saw the finals In Intercity League, DON McKINNON ls from Victoria.) The studious type, he has ln the 2i games he has played got thfl highest points-pei'-game average with (5.9. LADIES' MAN llcpulcd to be a "ladles' man", RALPH BOllVMAN Is the Powerf Hlver boy. He played on the Powell ItKer senior team for two yeara, including the -17-18 Upper Island Champion team, Bouwman has thof lies! shooting percentage. Also making up the team are A\(ilS Cl'HME, KLWOOD FLAi THEU and AUSTIN LEVEE. Tonight's game starts at 8:00 p.mj while tomorrow's goes at 7:30 p.m. Admission Is 25 cents for student! llopc-ralsers of fhe team aro a group of West Indies players. Several of these players have participated In International lournninenls. Practices, arc held on the upper field every Saturday at 1:00 p.m. According to team ofilelals everyone Is welcome. versity area. ■ Teams from Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Alberta and UBC competed in an Intercollegiate Letter Bowling Meet by playing off their rounds at their respective homo bowling centres and sending In the scores to a central point. SASKATCHEWAN TOPS Saskatchewan topped the four team tourney with a 12 point total. Second In order was Manitoba with 31 points while both UBC in ! Al- a representative team was plekefl from those members of the Varaltl Howling league with the top ave(| ages. MEN AND WOMEN Two' mixed-teams, three men ani two women on each, ropresonto| UBC in the tourney. Varsity Bowling league official expressed the hope that Letter COB petition may become an annua, event between the four Cahadla universities and that trophies ma] berta tied for third place with a j1)(, awarded for tho champs, total of It each. This marks the first time that UBC has entered a bowling leire, In a meet of this type. On invitation, Meanwhile, Varsity league Is tf ing to get things organized for neS year with a meeting In Hut HM at 12:30 p.m. footboll, boseboll ttill roiling Rain Ignored By Spring Irmners By SANDY MANSON themselves out wKh straight shoul Even King Neptune has been un- der blocks, pass blooklng, kick block able to stop the rash of spring Ing, and pulling out for 'mousetrap' to -10 at a single practise, training that has been busting out plays while the backfield boys have "Jolly" went on to urge- up originally but turnouts to prac- next few weeks may bco (weather tlces so far have ranged from 20 permltlng) the boys fighting it out in some Inter-squad games, that all Moving to another subject Ander- nll over thc campus. American foot- been going to work on passing, who signed up should make a son mentioned briefly the rejection ball, baseball, the list reads like kicking, and ball handling. point of turning out. , of MAD's proposed fee Increase by an abridged Encyclopaedia of Sport. Slated to come up in the next few Moving over to the baseball vista UUC students. Said the usually restrained sport- weeks are downfield blooklng and Head Coach Anderson pointed to Said Anderson, "that's bad," but ing personality, "Jelly" Anderson, the various defensive manoeuvres his boys working out ln tho Field he went on tt express his opinion when questioned on Spring Training that haven't been touched upon as House every noon and went so far that hi time students would "come situation around these parts, "things yet. as to say that things looked pretty around" and realize the necessity are going not bad." Most of thc work so far has good. 'or this step and added that a win- Surveying the American Football centred around the offense with an Up until now the horsehlde boys nlng team would speed this process scene, Line Coach Anderson ran over offensive practice having been held have been concentrating their eff- up. some of the points that practices last Saturday. orts upon fundamentals such as Speaking of things to come Melly' up to now have been emphasizing. Talking about the turnouts, And- sliding, pitching, catching and pick- outlined the American football Linemen have been knocking erson mentioned that 57 men, signed Ing up hot grounders, however, the schedule and tagged Eastern Wash ington as the team to beat. Anderson pointed out that 19 woidd see UBC Thunderbirds full fledged members of the Evergretj Football Conference, rather tha just a seml-lndependont partiolpal with a poorly defined status whlfl, is the way things stand now. Sept. 23 — St. Martins at UBG Oct. 7 — Whitman at UBC Oct. Ii — W. Wash, at UBC . Nov. \ - North. Idaho at UBC {\ Nov, 11 — E. Wash, at UBC Nov. 18 - Whitworth at UBC Nov. 23 — UBC at W. Wash {\ (1) Homecoming Weekend (2) Bellingham Invasion. Friday, March 17, 1950 THS UBYSSEY ■ i,»ii i.ii. ii ■ •.1ST MINUTE PREPARATIONS for their meet tomorrow with the highly-rated University b£ Washington National Champion Lightweight qrew were carried oh by Thunderbird oarsmen jtaapite consistent downpour of cold ralii. Thi Goal Harbour meat, starting at 2>15 jj.m,, Wll'see %9 first two events topped by the feature race WtweenW'and UBC first crewi ov«r tiie mile 550 yard Henley Course. J ' aln or Shine, Rowers Meet ashlngton Crews Tomorrow Rain may keen other 'uBC ' wt teams fi<bm playing their? eheduled games, but Thunder- bird Rowers .will be pitting ieir muscles against the University Of Washington National "hampionship Light weight Irew Saturday lip matter how }ard it pours. Bad weather hasn't slopped Iho (suiters from practicing every week jy for the past many weeks on thc »al Harbour waters, choppy though icy arc in foul weather. IUW crews are also used to un- leady water to prootlco on. Their raining course on Lake Washlng- bn Jiasn't been any too calm In the 1st little while. [Washington crews with their »ung coach Don London will ar- vc this afternoon and will try to bt In a workout over the course pfore settling down for the night. ■First crews from each university |lll pair off In the feature as the it event of the throe races. |UW ls bringing up two crews put ThunderBlrds through the st. Outcome of Saturday's meet 111 mean much to the local crows they travel to tho Spring juacade In Seattle May 20. m--mm mm9 "ELEVEN THIRTIES" END AT TWELVE FOR GAAfi Eleven thirty classes will end at 12 noon next Thursday, March 23rd, when Bird ruggermen tackle California Golden Bears on the Stadium turf. President MacKenzie announced the decision yesterday adding that move came to enable students to attend the game. Classes resume at 1:30 p.m. University Curlers Hold Own 'Little BonspieP Dominion Curling Championships have barely finished, but the University will have its own finals. Varsity's "little bonsplel" will be*— • held this Saturday at 10 p.m. at the Curling lllnk, 29th and Dlnmont. Favoured to win the championship is a team captained by John Weglo. A curler of 15 years' experience, Weglo has for the rest of his team Nick Willis, Andy Krcsloff and .tlm Scott. Underdogs In the competition are Zeta Beta Tau. Skip of the team Is Bill Moscovita, while Bob Llvor- ant, Aary Moscovllz and Hay Budln compose the rest of the team. THIN NOW Class oi 1893 Clauof IWO The Canadian coUege man's collar bore the famous Arrow label. Today, if you buy any product — shirt, tie, sport shirt, underwear, pajama or handkerchief 'HI that bears the AARQW 1 If • ■«•'.»* Hi . II still means ARROW SHIRTS Cluctt, Psobody & Co., Limited. If you went to see the closest harmony this season, don't raise our Arrow Easter Parade Ensembles. The shirt patterns are really unique plain pastels, ' Intense stripes on pastels, and deeper plain shades. Shirts and ties are deeigned to go together* mmmbtobyARROW iMlhsm hsrtl KIRK'S VARSITY SHOP 4444 West 10th Ave. ALma 1211 M&v*?h *•% ' ■■ M mm NEW CAMPBLELL TENNIS FRAMES Strongly Laminated — Rubber Form Grips FRAMES ONLY from $3.25 UP COMPLETE RESTRING SERVICE from $2.50 up IWO TENNIS BALLS 45c toch VACUUM PACKED *s*\ TENNIS SHOES with Arch Support and Cushion Soles mm pi srwtS»|'np 4481 West 10th Avenue ALma 1414 Graduate to modem writing with a GRAY MAGIC ROYAL - Start writing with both hands — start typing all your work and personal correspondence quickly, easily, neatly — on a new Royal Portable Typewriter. Even if you can't type now, you'll still save time as you learn — the easy Royal way. Ne other portable has these exclusive features: soft, eye*easy gray color — Finger Flow Keys — "Magic" Margin for instant margin setting — Speed Spacer bar — plus others found only in Royal! Both models — Quiet De Luxe and Arrow — are on display at your Royal dealers. See them, try them today! P.S. — A Royal Portable makes a wonderful graduation gift—better start dropping a few hints now! KMY m ROYAL PORTABLE Made in Canada by Royal... World's Largest Manufacturer of Typewriters "Magic" aad "Touch Control" are registered trademarks of Royal Typewriter Co., Ltd. mm BWP!^MI!lPpS?f?l^!lS^5?isS!l!S«!Pifsf! pSP^PB^SSpBHgflW^yitlWi^tjj^^ 4kM ^jrr.JU-. »s^l)PP^.U!!iW™U^ , Page 8 THE UBYSSEY Friday, March 17, 1#| Provincial UBC Braves Tonight. ip Aim "Bacon, meat, canned vege- tables and fruits are all processed in plants where gleaming Nickel alloys keep them clean. And salt—you know how it rusts most metals. 'Monel' equipment is "used in the salt refinery too because it lasts longer, keeps the salt pure." "My sheets and pillow cases come back from the laundry white as snow because 'Monel' equipment is used in washing them. 'Monel' does not rust or stain. It wears longer." Forty-three years of research have uncovered hundreds of uses for Nickel in the United States and other countries. Now Nickel exports bring in millions of U.S. dollars yearly. These dollars help pay the wages of the 14,000 Nickel employ* ees and also help pay railwaymen, lumbermen, steel and iron workers and other men and women making supplies for the Nickel mines, smelters and refineries. "The heating elements of my toaster, range and percolator all last longer because they are made of Nickel alloys. My knives, forks and spoons are made of a silvery metal composed of nickel, copper and zinc, then silver plated.'' Canadian NickeL THE INTERNATIONAL NICKEL COMPANY OF CANADA, LIMITED, 25 * KING STREET WEST, TORONTO \
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