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THS UBYSSEY
Vol.   XLIV.
VANCOUVER,   B.C.,   TUESDAY,   OCTOBER   24,   1961
No. 16
Motion rescinded
and editors remain
HON. JOHN VALENTINE CLYNE, chairman of board of MacMillan, Bloedel and Powell River Company, and one of the
organizers of the 1922 Great Trek, will be named "Great
Trekker of 19.61" at Homecoming pep meet Thursday in War
Memorial Gym.
City industrialist
named great trekker
Hon. John Valentine Clyne,
former B.C. supreme court justice, and now Chairman of the
Board and Chief Executive Officer of MacMillan, Bloedel and
Powell River Company, has
been named UBC's Great Trekker of 1961.
Clyne was an organizer of
the original Great Trek in 1922
and got his B.A. from UBC in
the year that students even took
a booth at the PNE in their
drive for signatures, as they
sought to shame the government
into developing the Point Grey
campus.
ANNUAL HONOR
The award is made annually
by the students to an alumnus
of UBC who has succeeded in
his chosen field and has made
contributions to his community
and his Alma Mater.
The purpose of the Great
Trek was to petition the Provincial Government to complete
the Science Building on the
present Point Grey campus.
ACTIVE CAREER
Mr. Clyne after graduating
from UBC studied at the London
Big names coming
It'tf big-name entertainment
week at UBC.
Rolf Harris wobbles onto
.campus for the giant Homecoming pep meet Thursday noon in
the War Memorial Gym.
And while the Chris Gage
Trio serenades the crowd, The
Homecoming Queen candidates
Willi present themselves for
eve*Sr©he?'s approval.
Friday   and   Saturday   night
will see the Kirbystone Four entertaining at the student Homecoming dances in the Armory.
• a ^——
School of Economics and Kings
College, London, specializing in
admiralty law. Returning to
B.C. he was called to the bar in
1927 and practiced law in
Prince Rupert until 1929, when
he returned to Vancouver.
In 1947 the federal government appointed him to the post
of chairman of the Canadian
Maritime Commission, the policy making and regulatory body
which guided the Canadian shipping and shipbuilding industry
in the post war period. At the
same time he was appointed
president of Park Steamship
Co. Ltd., a crown corporation
which owned and controlled all
Canadian building of wartime
merchant ships.
MARITIME  CONSULTANT
In these positions he represented Canada oh various United Nations and NATO committees dealing with shipping. He
was also chairman of the Inter-
Governmental Maritime Consultative Organization of the
UN at Lake Success.
In 1951 he was appointed to
the bench of the Supreme Court
of B.C. He was sole royal commissioner in two public inquiries. In 1957, he resigned from
the bench.
He was elected to the board
of directors of MacMillan and
Bloedel at that time and a year
later was elected chairman of
the board.
Clyne is married and has
three children.
The official presentation of
the trophy, a replica of the
famous "Cairn" will be made by
Alma Mater Society President
Alan Cornwall on Thursday,
October 26th at the annual
Homecoming Pep Rally in War
Memorial Gymnasium.
Tomlinson
'abducted'
by council
Student councillors held the
"King of the World" in protective custody Monday as 4,000
students gathered outside Brock
Hall.
First vice-president Eric
Ricker, acting in his capacity
as chief disciplniary officer,
made the following statement to
The Ubyssey concerning Homer
A. .Toimlinson's "abduction"
Monday:
"A report was given to me
shortly before he (Tomlinson)
was to appear on campus that
there was a plan afoot to tar
and feather him.
"Just after this he appeared
at my office and L realized
we'd be responsible for his personal safety on campus.
"Shortly before he was to appear outside, I noticed a large
crowd forming, and made the
immediate decision as chief disciplinary officer of the Alma
Mater Society that we would
not expose him to the crowd
in view of the distinct possibility that he might be injured.
"He spent the entire afternoon in Radsoc offices and was
taken out at 5:30 p.m. He had
supper at the Zete's frat house
and boarded a bus for Seattle."
In addition to having dinner
at Zeta Psi House on the invitation of the fraternity members, Homer Tomlinson crowned himself King of the Zete's
House.
Grads   to  meet
A general meeting of graduate students Thursday will
consider the possibility of allowing undergraduates to use
the $400,000 graduate student
centre.
The meeting will be held al
noon Thursday in the grad
centre.
Student Council Monday rescinded Motion 11 of its Oct. 16
meeting whidh gave the council second vice-president control
over copy and placement of certain stories in The Ubyssey.
The paper's editor and staff said they would resign if the
motion was not rescinded. Council voted 13-7, with one absten-
sion, to rescind.
Minute 11 read: "That the second vice-president be directed to
provide, and The Ubyssey to
print, up to 50 column inches of
articles on the impending graduate student fee referendum in
such editions and in such locations within these editions as
the vice-president shall direct."
Council also defeated a motion
put forth by treasurer Malcolm
Scott which would have directed
the Co-ordinator of Publications
to insert up to 50 inches of advertising in The Ubyssey prior
to a re-presentation of the grad
student fee reduction referendum^
Council passed a motion by
Forestry president Al Sawby
which stated: "Whereas The
Ubyssey did not give accurate
adequate publicity to the Graduate Student fee reduction referendum let this council go on
record as censuring this action.
RECOMMENDATION
Furthermore, it is strongly
recommended that The Ubyssey
print in a prominent location,
pertinent, accurate information
prior to the time of another
presentation on the above referendum.
And it i$ further recommended that The Ubyssey publicize
similar future events of a general student interest including
referendums, blood drives, elections etc.
And that these articles also
be timely, accurate and in a
prominent location; this information to be made available to
The Ubyssey by the second vice-
president to ensure its accura-
acy."
The motion was rescinded after much gavel passing and on-
the-spot   research    in    Robert's
Rules of Orders.
RULING  CHALLENGED
On the 13-7 vote, Chairman
Alan Cornwall ruled the motion
rescinded. His ruling was challenged on the grounds that such
a motion requiredat two-thirdS
majority or potice .of sutki; B3»K
tion at'a previous council meeting.
Second vice - president Pat
Glenn took the gavel and ruled
that a simple majority was needed to uphold the chair. His ruling was challenged and the
gavel passed to AMS secretary
Lynn McDonald. She ruled
a simple majority was necessary
to uphold Glenn. In the subsequent vote the chair, in the form
of Glenn, was upheld.
Glenn then asked for a vote
to   uphold  Cornwall.  The   vote
supported Cornwall and the motion was rescinded.
MUTUAL   AGREEMENT
Second vice - president Pat
Glenn said he had discussed the
publicity problem with McAfee
and had arrived at a mutual satisfactory arrangement for the
publicizing of future events.
Law president Chas. McLean,
said ,The Ubssey was. a monopoly organ :and no space had
been given for the preseentatiOn
of council views on the question
during the past week.
McAfee said he had contacted president Cornwall offering
him equal editorial space for the
presentation of council views.
Cornwall said he felt councillors were aware of this Ubyssey policy and had therefore
not made a special point of
bringing it to their attention.
Cornwall's statement in last
week's Ubyssey in which he said
he was opposed to the motion
came under fire. He said he has
every right as a member of the
Alma Mater Society, to make
a statement to the press if he so
desires.
Scott and McLean accused
The Ubyssey of inaccurate,
slanted reporting during the dispute with council.
Radsoc hosts "King of the World"
while 4000 students wait 'patiently'
Homer A. Tomlinson performed in front of a select audience
Monday. ; .   .,   .
While 4,000 studentspatiehtly
waited outside Brock Hall, about
two dozen privileged beings sat
in audience with Homer.
The self-styled "King of the
World" arrived at UBC under
his own sponsorship. No one invited him, no one suggested that
he come.
And for the first time in his
68-year career he was unable to
hold his coronation. He complied with the request of three
student organization representatives to call himself a "messenger of God" instead of "King
of UBC".
In  a  brief ceremony held in
Radsoc's Studio "A", ahd witnessed only by a few reporters,
technicians and TV cameramen,
the King displayed 'his royal
robes, throne and crowns, then
murmured a prayer calling for
"peace for students and greater
guidance for the faculty."
Tomlinson first displayed his
throne — an aluminum lawn
chair covered with gold cloth
and tassels. Then came the
silver crown, delicately molded
from cardboard and plated with
the best of aluminum foil.
King Homer donned his royal
robe, a gift in 1926 from some
Chinese Christians and "worth
$600". The robe is a royal blue
with red and white flowers
worked into   the   material.   To
complete his outfit, Tomlinson
produced a tattered umbrella to
protect nimself in the event ot
a-:"Rain : &£ Righteousness" in
Studio A.
Tomlinson also displayed banners proclaiming himself "King
of the World" and calling for an
end to war and sin. However,
he refused to show reporters
placards he had planned to use
to proclaim himself "King of
UBC".
The  ceremony  over,  Tomlinson  was cornered by reporters
and questioned for over an hour
before   the   crowd   outside   discontinued on page 3)
See  "RADSOC  HOSTS" Page?
THE       UBYSSEY
Tuesday, October 24, 1961
THE
N1WS ITEM:
Authorized as second class mail-by the Post Of fice Department,
Ottawa, and for payment of postage in cash.
MEMBER CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESS
Published three times weekly throughout the University year
In Vancouver by the Publications Board of the Alma Mater Society,
University of B.C. Editorial opinions expressed are those ot the
Editorial Board ot The Ubyssey and not necessarily those of the
Alma -Mater  Societv  of  the  tlnivfersity  of  B.C.
TELEPHONES: CA 4-3242, locals 12 (news desk),
14 (Editor-in-Chief), 6, i5 (business offices).
Editor-in-Chief: Roger McAfee
Managing   Editor Denis  Stanley
Associate   Editor        Ann   Pickard
News Editor Fred Fletcher
City Editor Keith Bradbury
CUP  Editor        Bob  Hendrickson
George Fielder
Sharon Rodney
. Mike Hunter
Byron Hender
David Bromige
October 23,  1956:
Remember Hungory
It happened five years ago that the people of Hungary
broke the communist shackles from the ankles of their country. Men and women, young and old, were fighting with bare
hands against Soviet tanks and machine guns. They asked
-for the elementary rights of freedom only but their efforts
were condemned io failure. Many did on the streets of Budapest, and in other cities and villages of the country, some
managed to escape from terror with sadness in their hearts
and hopes for the future.
It was at tlhis time that two hundred students from Sopron
University, accompanied by thirty members of their faculty,
look satchel and staff in hand and left for the unknown. They
found a congenial home on the campus of UBC where these
two hundred young men continued their studies in their
chosen profession as an affiliated group of the Fatuity of
Forestry for four years.
The junior class of the Sopron .graduated last May and
left the campus, and all graduates are becoming active members of the Canadian society. However, we will always gratefully remember the generosity of the Canadian people and
the University, and will never forget their own people and
their beloved home from which subversion and barbaric
forces have expelled them.
We sfeall not forget October 23, 1956.
Geza If ju,
Forestry.
of Canada
Photography  Editor       	
Senior Editor      	
Sports Editor	
Photography  Manager      ....
Critics Editor	
STAFF THIS ISSUE:
Layout:  Donna  Morris
REPORTERS: Mike Grenby, Eric Wilson, Ken Warren,
George  Railton,  Pat  Horrobin.   Ian Cameron,   Don
-      Matins. Bob Gannon. Doug Sheffield, Dave Fitzpat-
'•*.'■■ rick, Joan Callow, Sharon McKinnon.
SPORTS: Chris Fahrni, deskman; Bert MacKinnon, Flash
,        Gel-in. Bill Grant, Glen Schultz.
TECHNICAL: Pauline Fisher,  Don Hume,  Brenda  Van
_ ■■: -.:.'-„.'- SneilenberH.
Vox populi
The students showed their desire to have The Ubyssey
govern its own news columns in tflieir entirety.
The student council reversed its earlier stand and voted
to rescind its motion directing The Ubyssey.
More thari 1,600 students signed a petition requesting the^
council to  take this action.  Several undergraduate societies
' indicated they felt the council should change its min,d. . [
To their credit, they did just this. ,..
The Ubyssey wishes to express its gratitude to the students
: who supported its stand and its congratulations to the student
council for helping The Ubyssey maintain its autonomy:
The many students that signed the petition in the three
hours it was available on campus indicated the strong support
The Ubyssey's stand received.
We, for our part, pledge to continue in our attempt to
bring this qamprus the best newspaper possible.
Deep in the process of organizing and recruiting staff for
the past months, the paper's overall policy is just now taking
shape.
We will print a full account of our aims and policies in
one of the next few editions.
Kf"
*r
«f>»    V
but I tell yott it's got nothing to do with her majesty.
■ ;.«>» *>*«
Letters to the Editor
■4*     %<
-.4
m -.. •
Fort1 support1
Editor,
The Ubyssey.
Dear Sir:
I wish to inform you of the
fact that a motion was put forward at the Fort Camp General Meeting on October 17th,
1961, giving the Ubyssey edi-;
torial staff the full support of
the Fort Camp Student's Association in their dispute with
the Alma Mater Society.
Yours truly,
GORDON D. FAIR,
Secretary.
Fort Camp Student's Ass'n.
Rarely read it
Editor,
The Ubyssey.
Dear Sir:
As an individual under reasonably constant editorial attack
of late I might deign to drop to
the Ubyssey's level of innuendo
and implication; however, I
feel that it is a much more
worthwhile action to reply instead to Mr. Don Gordon's letter to the editor.
Why reply to this letter
rather than your editorial attacks? One replies to honest
efforts at question and criticism, but one need not discard
one's principles to reply to an
obvious campaign of childish
spite.
Mr. Gordon, you state you
are overcome by ? "feeling that
our so-called democratic government has suddenly become
dictatorial." I would venture
that when a skilled purveyor
of distortion spews but his invective, many minds are
swayed from rational consideration of an issue to an emotional reaction. I feel that you
have been so swayed, and I
would like to remind you that
you have been informed of
only one side of the question
and, therefore, have not the
facts to make a rational evaluation. You have made a value
judgment while being kept ignorant of some oi the facts of
the issue.
I must plead ignorance of the
"freedoms of living" to which
you    refer,    however,     I    do
ascribe  to   the   four  freedoms
which     include     freedom    of
speech,  and   thus   freedom   of
. the press. Freedom of the press
is a much misused term (refer
to the Ubyssey) and the issue
( here is not the freedom ,of the
/press, but the freedom bf   the
■Ubyssey from   the   bounds   of
good taste and responsibility to
the University community. This
responsibility    is   outlined   in
By-law  21 of the A.M.S. Constitution, to wit:
Among the principal functions   of   the   Ubyssey   and
other publications from time
to time serving as news organs of the Alma Mater Society shall be   the   advance
notification    and    sufficient
advertisement  to   the Society's    membership     of     the
events  listed  in    the   social
calendar of the Student handbook, together with the publication of such social or athletic events or other matters
as the Students' Council may
direct to the attention of the
second Vice-President."
The   motion  passed   by   the
Students'   Council   was   in   accordance with the above provision of the constitution   and
thus with   the   student body's
wishes.
The Ubyssey chooses to regard this as an invasion of its
autonomy. I ask: autonomy
from whom?
I would agree with Mr. Gordon that a self-proelaimed
"demi-God" cannot be responsible to anyone, and would ask
if this is not the position the
editor of the Ubyssey seeks
when he insists on "autonomy".
To sum up, Mr. Gordon, I
don't desire to edit the Ubyssey. I rarely even desire to
read it, as factual information
is more evident by its omission
than its inclusion.
Yours respectfully,
MALCOLM SCOTT,
Commerce HI.
Return brolly please
Editor,
The Ubyssey.
Dear Sir:
A word of advice to the heartless cad who, last Thursday
from the library, abducted
"Brolly", a faithful servant for
forty-one years: please, sir, be
good to her for she is fast near-
ing retirement age.
Don't be impatient if her
wormy handle comes off; don't
curse her if she flaps in the
perpetual breeze — you also,
would protest if you'd lost 3
ribs — don't discard her ruth-,
lessly because it is almost as
wet under her as it is above
her battered apex. Please, return her from whence she
came. I will collect her as soon
as I recover from my pneumonia  shock.
What? you say I lack enterprise. I should have stolen
someone else's? I'll have you
know, sir, that I (like all other
UBC students excluding yourself) obey a very strict moral
code.
You shake mv faith in human nature, sir.
In time, sir, I hope you trip
over Brolly in the dark and
crack your fool skull. You
shall smart for this! Next time
steal a new one.
Yours truly,
DICK DALY,
Arts II.
Profs evading?
Editor,
The Ubyssey.
Dear Sir:
Allow me, through the medium of The Ubyssey, to protest
against the evasion of students'
questions in classes—a practice
which is killing the interest
and free expression of students
on this campus.
Yours truly,
GORDON HOLLYWOOD
Education IV.     , Tuesday, October 24, 1961
THE       UBYSSEY
Page  3
.   By BOB HENDRICKSON
Again nominations for the
Completely Useless Party are
being considered. If you have
a nomination please send it
along to me care of The Ubyssey.
This • week the nomination
goes to those people who enjoy
standing on the stairway talking between classes with the
obvious disruption.
* ,    *   .   *
The Sheaf reports on the
University, of Saskatchewan
disciplinary committee in action. It seems during a men's:
swim session, a student decided to give, his-three-loot alligator a swim in the pool.
The alligator's presence caused no commotion until an inquisitive biology student discovered that it was actually a
fShiale.
The heroic disciplinary committee swung into action, suspending the student for allowing a female into the pool. The
^committee has promised to reinstate the gtudent as soon as
he disposes of the alligator.
In the same edition of the
Sheaf there is a for-sale ad for
a three-foot female alligator.
Is anybody interested?
* *       *
, v While. we're on ads here are
a few from Victoria College's
Martlet.
Somebody wants to buy a
■ 45 gallon oak keg, Getting prepared for exams early .1 guess.
The next one is put ip by a
person who wants- to join a
ear pool. This isn't so bad. but
he wants the ride from Prince
Rupert every morning, for
8:30's. He should be advertising
for a plane pool.
- For. the. latest in accommodations The Varsity, U. of Toronto, carries an ad for a "re-
available female parachutist
photographered n e w s p a per-
manned studented pianoed
fireplaced co-operative house."
Well, so much for classifieds.
Onward to a little poetry in the
Argosy Weekly, Mount Allison
University.
I shot an arrow in the air
I don't know how it fell or
where.
But strangely enough at my
journey's end
I found it again in the neck
of a friend.
Sick huh?
*       *       *
Well let's continue with
something more normal like
sex. The Easterner reports on
the progress of American male
know-how at Eastern Washington State College.
There are seven brave male
students who have procured
keys to Monroe Hall, a co-ed
dormitory. Rumours go from
some guy working his way
through college by selling keys
to some girl working her way.
Now why can't some red-
blooded Canadian lad or lassie
show such initiative. I have" 47
cents cash available.
I'm still reading ears. Here
again are some McGill Daily
ears.
"Vodka 'n blood and whadda'
ya get? Bloody merry."
Wary "WotId King"
—Photo-toy Don Hume
HUNG OVER? Fort Cqmp champion coffee drinkers Tommy
Dyck, Education 2, and Harvey Meek, Science 2, (both above)
and Peter Ecott, Arts 2, set record Friday downing 38 cups
of Fort Camp coffee in two minutes. They said they s.ufferd
no ill effects from the coffee.
From page 1
persed and he was. hustled  out i
the back door to a waiting car.
King Homer revealed to the
reporters an amazing background, including close association with the Wright Brothers in
their development of the aeroplane. In 1899, as an inspired
youth of 9,. Homer helped the
famous brothers with equipment
for their first glider flights, he
said.
To commemorate his life-long
association with planes, Tomlinson recently spent two million
dollars of his church's funds to
erect a monument to air travel
in Tennessee's Smoky Mountains,  he  said.
In 1903 Tomlinson's father
started the Church of God,
which now claims a congregation of 200 million. Funds for
Tomlinson's world tours come
from donations received at conventions and in the faith's 4,000
churches.
Tomlinson calls his Church of
God an "off-shoot from Protestantism", and boasts of a story in
Life Magazine in which his sect
was termed the third largest religious force in the world, behind  Catholics and Protestants.
Asked his opinion of the unruly UBC students who were
keeping him from his throne,
Brother Homer replied, "I do
believe I could have inspired
them to good if given the chance
to speak, but I don't want to
antagonize any campus group."
However, if peace ever comes
to the troubled hearts of the Engineers, Brother Homer has
pledged to "immediately fly to
this   campus   from   New   York
City."
Near-riots which greeted Tomlinson at other Canadian universities were "an inspiration . . .
at the University of Manitoba
over 3,000 students packed
along with me and I know I
sowed some .seed in good
ground."
ISC scuttled;
no crowning,
no sea trip
The Intellectual Stunt Com
mittee was drubbed by the aggies, the foresters, the engineers
and even the weatherman, Monday.
They had a king to crown, but
the red-shirts, the blue-shirts and
the green-shirts did all the talking and no crowning. The king
ended up in the Buchanan pond
And they had a tub to sail
across Burrard Inlet, manned
and in a race with a venerable
1S34 Ford. The Ford did fine,
but the weatherman stepped in
and stopped the boat. *
The committee's sailors said
they don't go tubbing when
there's a small craft warning
out on the local briny.
Is the tub race called off forever, because of Monday's
squalls?
"Nah," said ISC leader Kyle
Mitchell, obviously nonplussed
by the bad weather.."Soon as we
can, we'll go it, alright."
By  MIKE GRENBY
. Take four- thousand students, stir in ten dozen raw
eggs and add one King of the
World.
-Result: an egg-smeared
Brock Hall with broken
chairs, shattered glass and
littered hallways.
It started outside Brock
Monday   afternoon.
The mob stood and waited
for the King because they
wanted to help crown him.
But "King" Homer Tomlinson showed himself to only a
select few. And those few
were in Brock Basement, barricaded  in  Radsoc's studios.
Still the mob stood and
waited.
The excitable ones threw
rotten fruit and garbage at
various parts of the Brock
and at each other.
Homer arrived on campus
shortly before 2 p.m. and was
interviewed- by Ubyssey,
Radsoc, and downtown TV
reporters.
The crowd started to gather
outside Brock around 3 p.m.
Homer went to Radsoc's
studios to record an interview. There , he agreed to
forego his coronation ceremony . and merely proclaim
himself "a messenger of God."
Outside, the crowd? began
chanting, "We want Homer
. . . Give us the king."
An engineer stood up and
shouted:
"Homer is here as a map ol
God. Do you wish to see him?"
'.'Yes!" roared the mob.
"If he comes out will you
throw eggs at him?"
"Yes!" roared the mob.
A   bus  attempted   to  drive
through the crowd.
Eggs stained its." windshield
a slimy yellow.
Homer was blissfully unaware of all these proceedings
as he discussed his philosophy
with a few ardent admirers in
the depths of Brock Hall.
Student councillor Eric
Ricker came out and told the-
crowd to disperse.
"Homer-has gone," he: said.
"There's no  use   in staying."
The crowd -cheered, and
jeered, and-threw. eggs.
Everybody was waiting for
«^«m!!ii™p^l»»*«"
something. Few knew exactly
for what.
A part of the mob became-
impatient and . decided that
Homer- was- hiding in the
Homecoming" Office.
They■soon found he wasn't
there, but not before they had
smashed the door's catch and
redecorated the office in the
latest tornado style.
Homer continued with his
seminar. Few people suspected ■ Homer's location. And
even fewer attempted to come
in to see him.
Outside the action was
speeding up.
An enraged horde, of applied science-men seized an
unfortunate  onlooker.
They smeared him with
molasses and showered him
with feathers.
The  crowd  appeared   gatis-
. fied   (or   perhaps   they,  were
just plain tired) and began to
disperse. ■ ..
Homer had long since proclaimed himself a messenger
of God and had shown the
privileged few his portable
throne and his crowns.
Now it-was time to leave.
He was escorted by several
anxious students   out   of   the
temporary sanctuary and hurried into a waiting car.
The time was 5:10 p.m.
Artists lists at AMS
Students will again be able
to see many of the famous
artists which come to town
for 75 cents.
The Last Minute Club which
works a deal with the Famous
Artists Limited sells the
University a block of good
seats at reduced price.
• The block of tickets is sold
to students on a first come
first serve basis.
Lists are. now available in
the AMS Office.
THINGS HAVE
TAKEN A TURN
FOR THE BETTER...
Thanks to SPOTLESS. A man
can't afford to show that he is
frayed at the edges SPOTLESS
turns all frayed collars and get
this fellas ... 3 shirts perfectly
laundered for only 20c each.
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THE       UBYSSEY
Tuesday, October 24, 1961
ISC  king  not  crowned!
United   undergrads protect campus
Faces of Homer
By BOB CANNON
It's difficult to crown a king
at UBC. Or so the Intellectual
Stunt Committee found out Monday  noon.
ISC was going to crown Ed
Brooks, Arts 3, King of the Universe, and King of the Campus.
But they never made it.
Brooks was paraded to a chair
in front of Brock Hall by a drum
and bugle band.
And he was announced to a
group of cheering students, as
"King of the Universe."
But before he could be crowned
a mob of aggies, engineers, and
foresters appeared on the scene,
and seized him and his archbishop.
The engineers hoised a sign
that said, "NO KING AT UBC"
and took down King Brooks'
sign which read, "King of the
Universe, Si. King of the World,
No. Down with Yankee Homer's
imperialism."
ISC said Brooks was to be
crowned to welcome King Homer. "We are crowning him because there  is no-one of  equal
Calgary cowpokes
thwart King Homer
CALGARY (CUP) — King-of-the-world Homer's coast-to-
eoast junket also ran into trouble Friday at the University of
Alberta at Calgaxy.
.';.'.;fjN-ot only dJ&.'"Knig Homer''
i fail to. -get' hipa.seif cro^n§d lord
and master of the thinking cow-
poke's campus, but he -had to
listen while a rank commoner
cited his own qualification for
the post. (He later crowned himself king at a city park.)
Maurice Yacowar,, king-aspirant NFCUS chairman and former editor of ;the tiiiversity's
stuent, paper/ the :\ Gauntlet,
claimed genuine divine rule.
Yacowar said there was a
consultation held at Olympia,
Greece, recently where the
problem was ironed out.
BACCHUS PRESIDES
A drunken Bacchus presided
over the feast attended by some
of the more legendary gods
where it was decided that their
representative on earth should
be His Serene Highness Maurice
the First.
Maurice labelled Homer an
outsider, and told him he had
no right to usurp his position.
As Maurice entered the lounge
the assemblage broke into]
cheers of, "Hail, Hail Maurice, |
king of UAC." Homer declared
that he was, himself, king of
the world and gave a prayer for
peace, As king of UAC Maurice
endorsed it.
"No, no,"our king is Maurice,"
the students shouted when Homer tried to crown himself king
of UAC.
"The time for war has ended," Homer declared. He said
that during the Korean war he
had been flown to Korea in an
American bomber .  . .
"Warmonger," the cries rang
out.
FIGHTING STOPS
. . . And, standing on 'The Hill
of Mars', had declared the war
over.
"I don't know whether I ended the war not," he said, "but
I do know the fighting stopped."
Homer gave an extensive account of his accomplishments
and exploits, and mentioned
that some middle-eastern potentates had granted him 330
square miles of desert, where
"nobody lives, between Jordan
and Syria. He calls his kingdom
"Ecclesia".
When Homer mentioned that
his "desert will bloom as a
rose", a student shouted, "Yeah,
a mushroom shaped cloud."
When he insisted that he'd been
crowned  king of  England,  the
entire assemblage rose and sartg,
'God Save the Queen".
He declared he'd successfully
brought rain to the desert, by
going on a 1,000 mile trek.
At the close of the meeting a
vote was taken, just so that
everything would be fair. A
heartbroken Homer was defeated as Mauripe was overwhelrn-
ingly supported by his lo^al
supporters.
Said Maurice: "Since I am
king of UAC, by the divine
right of Bacchus, my friend
cannot be king of UAC unless
he wages war against my realm.
Should he attempt to do this, I
shall give my subjects the divine orders of the goddess Venus
to M,ilo: 'Pick up your arms'."
Student reaction was divided.
It ranged fijom, "I feel sorry
for him," to, "Watch out, Manning," to "Let him be king of
lhe world if it makes him happy," to "There but for the grace
of God goes God."
Incidentally, King Maurice
later abdicated in favor of student government.
Commies
to keep
coming
The president of the campus
Communist club said the University administration, by not
speaking out against students
who pelted a Communist speaker with garbage Oct. 6, has condoned the students' actions.
Charles Boylan said no faculty
or administration members have
voiced disapproval of the action
against Bruce Yorke, secretary
of the United Fishermen's and
Allied Workers' Union.
"Their silence indicates their
approval," he said.
Boylan said his club will continue to bring speakers to the
campus despite heckling and incidents which have punctuated
the last two Communist meet'
ings.
"We feel we have a job to do
on campus. We have to show the
students what the real goals of
Communism are and how they
affect Canadian situations, he
said.
rank here," a spokesman said,
"also we don't want to be undone."
Mid-way through the ceremony, a mob of engineers
mounted the porch and seized
the "King" and his crowner.
Said a spokesman, "The supreme" powers of the university,
the aggies, engineers and foresters have combined, to protect
and watch over the campus. We
proclaim ourselves supreme."
Throughout the proceedings,
the spokesman was pelted with
eggs, lunch bags and garbage.
Nine sororities display
"Pledges on Parade"
Delta Phi Epsilon Sorority
will sponsor the 11th annual
"Pledges on Parade" in The
Commodore Wednesday.
Pauline Grauer, president
of the Panhellenic Association, assisted by Terry Gib-
sop and IJocke Robertson,
president and vice-president
of the. Inter-Fraternity Coun-!
cil, will introduce the 108
pledges of the nine campus
sororities into the Greek Letter Society.
Patrons of the affair are
President and Mrs. N. Mackenzie, Ddan H. McCrae, Dr.
K. Brearley, Dean W. H.
Gage, Dean and Mrs. G. C.
Andrew and Prof, and Mrs.
A. W. R. Carrothers.   .
Class presidents are; Bonne
Mann, Alpha Gamma Delta;
Louise Samaan, Alpha Delta
Pi; Jane Brown, Alpha Omi-
cron Pi; Virginia Hamilton,
Alpha Phi; Janet Owen, Gamma Phi Beta; Leslie Rae,
Delta Gamma; Sally Keynes,
Delta Phi Epsilon; Ruth Jacob-
sen, Kappa Alpha Theta and
Lynette Williams, Kappa
Kappa Gamma.
Disarmament club
to march Nov. 8
The UBC Nuclear Disarmament club will stage a march
Nov. 8 to publicize Nuclear
Disarmament week.
More than 100 marchers will
parade around campus complete
with folk singers and fireworks,
the club decided. The group will
end the march with a telegram
to the government.
The march will be followed
by a major rally with an important guest speaker Nov.  9.
At a meeting Wednesday the
club decided to end Disarmament week with a vigil or
march to Victory Square in conjunction with other Peace
groups on Remembrance day.
Posters will be printed as part
of a big publicity campaign to
support Nuclear Disarmament
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The "King" was hit • behind
the ear with an orange.
A radio society man got pelted
twice with a rotten egg.
The aggies, engineers and foresters cheered.
They turned over the "King's"
chair.
They threw him into the Buchanan Pond.
They marched into the Brock,
and violated the sanctity of the
Mildred Brock room.
About three thousand students
watched the affair.
Council to
investigate
WUSsetup
The operations of the World
University Service Committee
will come under the eye of an
"Enlightening Committee" for
the nejtt' two weeks.
Council second vice president,
Pat Glenn said the committee
has been struck to look into
WUSC and report back to council by Oct. 30.
AMS Treasurer Malcolm Scott
said 'Ujie . original ideas and
aimSxdiiWySC are sound but
the eohTfmiitee has slipped up
along the  way."
He said the dollar levy is being used for things it was never
intended for.
Glenn, the committee chairman, said the investigators are
to prepare a report on the origin and the history of WUSC,
its financial organization and
the manner in which the money
is used.
He said the committee is made
up of three councillors, treasurer Malcolm Scott, Law president Chas McLean and Arts president Mike Scharzer. Completing the committee is WUSC
chairman Stuart Robson. Scharzer is the council-WUSC liaison.
He said the council has expressed curiosity about WUSC.
"They are not sure of why the
WUSC dollar levy was ever reinstated."
He said the major problem is
"are the students getting their
money's worth?"
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THEY WAITED, AND  WAITED	
*
WE WANT HOMER-A crowd estimated at 4,000 milled in front of Brock
Hail Monday for more than an hour waiting for "King of the World" Homer
A. Tomlinson of New York to crown himself "King" of UBC. Student Council
members'ref used to allow the aging Tomlinson to appear before the crowd
Photo by Don Hume
for fear that he would be bodily injured. Tomlinson spent two hours in
Radio Society offices in Brock Hall and then was treated to supper at Zeta
Psi fraternity house where he crowned himself "King of the Zetes."
►
—Photo   by   Don   Hume
CLEAR THE WAVES, MAN, I'm comin' through, says Pete
Sleiner, as he takes the ISC Special for a test run. Tub was
seaworthy but a choppy sea cancelled the crossing which was
scheduled to coincide^ with "King of the World" Homer Tomlinson's arrival at UBC.
I
— -. ,.«.u   uj   ^.di'ry  Joe
UNIDENTIFIED SWIMMER samples the frigid waters of
Buchanan Pool during King of the World show Monday.
Spectators appear to be lending a helping hand. The gorgeous
sunshine (and a good dose of mob psychology) have persuaded the swimmer to go in fully-dressed.
■—Phovn   by   Barry  Joe
UMBRELLA PROTECTS member of ISC court from rain of righteousness predicted by Bishop Homer A. Tomlinson. The rain
came, all right, but it was more like assorted fruit and vegetables than righteousness. At least he hasn't got egg on his
face. Page  6
First woman
student from
Africa at UBC
Sylvia Jones, UBC's first -wo-
m£n itudent from Africa says
st&dents:; in Sierra Leone are
concerned with the slowness of
progress in their country.
"Most of my friends advocate
more rapid development," says
the pretty brown-eyed girl.
Sylvia is currently attending
the university on a Commonwealth Scholarship. She plans
to, obtain her Bachelor of Education degree.
When asked how she herself
feels   about  the   economic   and
political     progress     of    Sierra
Leone, Sylvia smiled.
GO SLOWLY
'T think we must go slowly
step by step," she said.
Last April 27 the West African country received independence.
Sylvia has. lived in Freetown,
Sierra.Leone most of her life.
^'It's just like any big city. It
has department stores and
nightclubs and this jazz."
■■ She said that the interior is
the only, place where there are
small native villages.
English is the official language of Sierra Leone.
"My sisters  used to  practise
sneaking   the   native   territory
tqngue but I can say only a few
■w^rds," she,said.
WROTE EXAM
When she was 18, Sylvia
wrote the Higher School Certificate Exam which is identical to that written by the students in England.
When asked how she likes
UBC, Sylvia said, "It's beautiful—the lawns and trees. And
everyone has been so helpful—
especially the directors of International House.They have helped me gain an insight into Canadian family life.
Ontario students
lose lots of liquor
LONDON, ONT- (CUP) —
Three bottles of whiskey, sixteen bottles of beer and one jug
of wine were nabbed by the police of London, Ontario, during
the football game between Western and the University of Toronto.
The police promised that
summons would be brought
against the bearers of this
liquor, much to the drinkers'
dismay. One irate student, an
unopened bottle clutched in his
hand, had this comment to
make, "This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of",
speaking of course, in regard to
the impending fine.
Several empty bottles, which
the police judged to have been
full before the game, were
thrown onto the field during the
course of the playing. This criminal offense did not escape unnoticed. A television newsreel,
filmed at the game, showed
bottles flying through the air
and lying around the stands.
USC president, Mike Hamilton, was not so decisive in his
action against the offenders. He
said that no definite action has
been taken to inflict punishment
on them, and no step has been
taken to curb further drinking
and bottle-throwing at future
games. His comment was, "I'm
not too sure that this affair is
the business of the USC."
Tuesday, October 24, 1961
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ACTION AT LAST YEAR'S HOMECOMING gams was hot and heavy but it will likely look
pretty tome beside play at this year's game- Saturday at 1 p.m-.- in Vwsity Stadium the
Alberta Goldn Bears clash with UBC Thunderbirds in the game that will decide who is to
be WCIAU champion."The two teams are now tied for top spot—ahead of last place Saskatchewan, the only, other "team iix, the league. The winner w|H virtually clinch the western
crown and may get a chance to go east for 0 post-season game to decide the Canadian
Intercollegiate championship. ...
McMaster won't recognize
Nuclear Disarmament group
HAMILTON (CUP)—The McMaster University Students'
Council denied official recognition to the McMaster branch of
the Combined Universities Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament.
The question was only decided by the president's casting
vote after a closed session between Council members and
CUCND advocate, John Steele.
Earlier, Council had recognized the constitution of the
CUCND group as "technically
perfect", but told the organization recognition also depended
on approval of the aims of the
organization.
During the debate a non-
member of CUCND told Council
Girls'  residences
opened Saturday
The third annual University
Day for the parents of students
registered at UBC took place
Saturday.
More than 1,000 parents assembled in the Auditorium to
hear President MacKenzie, Dean
Gage and Dean McCrae, the
Dean of Women, speak on the
advantages of higher education,
scholarships and the programme
for women students.
In conjunction with parent's
day was the opening ceremonies
of the four new Women's residences. The residences are
named Margaret MacKenzie
Phyllis Ross, Adleyn Hamber
and Dorothy Mawdsley. The four
women were present at the opening.
After the opening of the Residences the parents were given
guided tours of the campus and
then adjourned to Brock Hall
where they had a buffet lunch.
members the main issue was
democracy versus totalitarianism; if recognition were denied
to CUCND, democracy would be
denied.
Council members said CUCND
—lack a programme and a
clearly    defined    purpose.    Mr.
I.H. scene of one-day
education conference
A one-day invitational conference on continuing education in
the professions will be held at
the University Wednesday.
Guest speakers will include
Dr. J. Roby Kidd, former director of the Canadian Association
for Adult Education who has
recently been appointed secretary-treasurer of the Humanities
Research Council of Canada;
Dr. Paul H. Sheats, dean of the
University of California's extension division, and Dr. Brock
Chisholm, director general of
the World Health Organization
from 1948 to 1953.
Sessions, which will be conducted at International House,
will be opened by Dean G. C.
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Steele said the organization's
aim was unilateral renunciation
of nuclear weapons by Canada
and the promotion of the peaceful uses of nuclear energy.
Use of the McMaster name
at the recent CUCND demonstrations in Ottawa was also
questioned. Steele admitted this
was a mistaKe caused by students wearing their McMaster
jackets. "We realized we were
not a McMaster organization,"
he said.
Commenting on the decision,
Steele said it was a reflection
on the maturity and democratic
principles of the student leadership, the CUCND group planned to get support for a student
assembly to vote to recommend
the Student's Council to reverse
its decision.
NFCUSorie
on culture,
education
By TED JOHNSTON
KINGSTON (CUP) — Educational and cultural affairs caused
little discussion this year at the
35th Congress of the National
Federation of Canadian University Students.
Both subjects were involved
in the innumerable resolutions
at the national affairs, commission.
On a motion by University of
Montreal, the Congress agreed
that "the principle of exclusive
jurisdiction of the provincial
governments" is to be observed
in implementing programs concerning education.
PROVINCIAL DIRECTOR
The same resolution said that
unless there were specific reasons for representations to be
made to the federal government,
all NFCUS educational activities
would be directed provincially.
The Congress also urged the
federal government "to study, in
conjunction with the, provincial .
governments, the question of
taxation with a view to finding
the means for the provincial
governments to fulfill their responsibilities in the field of education."
The annual national gathering^
of student leaders also' agreed
to conduct a study of the reasons for "the under - development ot academic potential of
Canadian university students";
to investigate the possibility of
initiating an integrated national
program of acquainting high
school students with university
academic programs and the
availability of financial aid for
students; and to establish local
NFCUS education committees.
CULTURAL PROGRAM
On the cultural topic, motions
were passed calling for the
establishment of a conference
"devoted to a discussion of creative writing" to be held at the
University of Toronto; directing
the national executive "to prepare a comprehensive cultural
program for Canadian university
students" and for a commission
to study the bi-cultural aspects
of the Canadian national.
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MURPHY SUMMONS CROWD'S APPROVAL
DRIBBLING MARVEL MURPHY SUMMONS gives a preview of
the basketball bantery which will take place when the Har-
Im Globetrotters perform at UBC tonight and Wednesday.
Chicago Majors and Hawaii Chiefs play first at 7:30- Glob-
trotters meet Boston Whirlwinds in the nightcap at 9 p.m. in
the Memorial Gym. Trotter star Meadowldrk Lemon will
highlight  the games.
HmV
UBC's
team doctors
Birds sorely
in Rambler
beaten
rumble
IrrjtjredBircls meet Bears
f#r Hometoming Saturday
Seattle 23, UBC 13
SEATTLE—Thunderbird  football  coach  Frank  Gnup  will
have a legitimate excuse for crying next weekend.
At   least six  Birds  were   in
jured seriously enough in Saturday's 23-13 loss to Seattle
Ramblers to make them doubtful starters for the crucial
Homecoming game .this weekend.
Birds meet the Alberta Golden Bears Saturday at UBC Stadium in the game that will decide the Western Intercollegiate
championship.
Saturday's   game   was   much
Rugger Birds
lose to Lomas
UBC Thunderbirds played
their best game of the year
Saturday at Connaught Park,
but lost  5-3  to   Meralomas.
'Lomas took a 5-0 lead at
half time, scoring a try on a defensive lapse by UBC. In the
second half, UBC closed the
gap, Dave Howie booting a penalty goal.
Howie was later injured and
required three stitches in his
leg.
UBC's second division teams
also showed great improvement
over last week's performances.
Phys Eds held Richmond scoreless while they buijt up 32
points; Tomahawks downed Ex-
Britannia 11-0, and Frosh II
downed Blue Bombers 8-0.
Braves, however, lost to powerful Rowing Club 14-3, and
Frosh I were defeated 18-0 by
Hornets.
more onesided than the score
indicates with the bigger and
more experienced Ramblers
line pushing the Bird men at j
will. Still, 'Birds displayed one
of their better performances of
the  year.
WCIAU   STANDINGS
W    L   T   F   A     Pts
TBC       1     0     1     49     36     3
Alberta"      1     0     2     64     36     3
Sask:*      0     2     1     44     85     1
:1! — !m-hi<les   one-point   game.
Birds who got their wings
clipped include Doug Sturrock
and Ray Wickland, who suffered serious shoulder injuries,
and Al Eger who injured his
thumb. The rest of the nest suffered assorted bruises. ^
Ramblers scored the first
points of the game on a 90 yard
march in the second quarter.
Birds replied immediately
when Dave Lees packed the ball
23 yards for a major, making
the score 7-6 for Seattle.
But Ramblers were far from
finished. They added two more
touchdowns and a rouge in the
second half.
Stan Knight, playing his first
game since being suspended
three weeks ago, intercepted a
pass and ran it back 86 yards
for the Birds second major in
the dying minutes of the game.
"We were knocking our
brains out against that huge line
and not getting anywhere,"
Gnup cried. "Our boys could
have been killed out there. They
were just too big for us."
Gnup's worries are now about
how he is going to win the all
important   Homecoming   game.
STAN   KNIGHT
. smashing return
Soccer v^ilis
third in row
The soccer Thunderbirds won
their third straight game Saturday, blanking Canadians 2-0 in
first division Mainland league
play.
Goalie George Hrennikoff
chalked up his second shutout
in four games. Playing in the
stadium for the first time this
year, Birds had trouble adjusting to the softer and larger field,
but steady play by the fullbacks
■and halfbacks kept the Canadian forwards bottled up.
Keith Watson and Ron Cross
got the UBC goals.
Meanwhile, the UBC Jayvees
were defeated 3-1 Sunday in
Seattle by the University of
Washington. The 6th division
Braves gained their first win
of the year, defeating Warriors
3-2.
Badminton practise
Practises get underway for the
Men's badminton team Wednesday at 6 p.m. in the Women's
Gym. All players wishing to
try out please attend.
Dr. Morton Hall has been
appointed consultant to the
Health Services for athletic
injuries, Dr. Archie Johnson,
Director of the Health Services announced Monday.
He will be assisted by Dr.
Gerry Nestman, although the
exact division of duties has
not yet been ascertained.
Both men will act as attending physicians at contact
sports.
SHORTS
SWIMMING
The   Thunderbird   swimming:
team will hold exhibition meets
against  both  Frosh and' Engineering   intramural   teams • this"
wee£. - ~ ■'-
Today at noon, they meet the-
Engineers; Thursday noon; they
go against the Frosh. Both meets
are at Empire Pool.
GRASSHOCKEY
The Varsity men's grasshockey team, led by forward Jdel
Wolsak, scored their second
straight victory of the year Saturday, defeating Vancouver 9-1.
Wolsak got five goals. Nels
and Gordon Forward added two
apiece.
In other games, Blues were
defeated 2-0 by India; Golds lost
4-0 to Spurs; Pedagogues lost 2^1
to Hoppers "C", and a new team
from the Law faculty, the Advocates, were beaten 1-0 by
Hawks.
GYMNASTICS
Louise Parker led the women's gymnastic team to victory
against a team from Seattle
YMCA in Seattle, Saturday.
Miss Parker placed'first in the
vaulting competition and third
on the balance beams. Joan
Weld, another member of the
UBC team, placed first in the
trampoline competition while
her teammate Marie Ramsay
placed second in the same event
and third in the tumbling.
GRASSHOCKEY
The women's Grass Hockey
teams fared poorly over the
week-end.    *
The Varsity team, tied 2 - 2.
with North Van. Totems, UBC's
second team, lost 2 -1 to Ex-
King Ed. UBC's only goal was
scored by Lee Husband.
UBC's second division team
lost 3-0 to Britannia. The
Physical Education teams, the
Green Gophers and the White
Elephants both lost their
matches.
Defense  troubles
Al patching puck holes
Al Stuart, Thunderbird hockey coach, is experiencing an
experiment in inexperience.
Stuart has had a.large turnout of players to early practises, but barely half a dozen
are returnees from last year's
team. Only a few others have
had senior, experience.
The biggest hole Stuart has
to fill before the league season starts in January is defence.
Only Bruce Kitsch is returning from last year's rearguard
squad. Hal Patz, Marsh Yawney, Roy Hammond, and
Wayne Cherpeta all have
either graduated or not returned to university.
Stuart   has    also   lost   last
year's goalie, Ron Molina, and
flashy centre Johnny Utendale.  .   .
But last year's top goal
scorer, Bob Parker, will be
back, along with Chern Singh,
Bob Redhead and Dennis Sel-
der. Ken Smith and newcomer
Bill Rayment, a prairie Senior
A veteran, are the contenders
for Molina's vacated position.
Two newcomers who have
caught Stuart's eye are Mike
McDowell, who has played in
the Okanagan Senior league,
and Dale Janowski, who
has played with the University
of Alberta two years ago.
ICE CHIPS — Stuart says
'   lack of ice time and experienced players has forced him
to   drop  plans  for   a  Jayvee
team this year . . . Birds will
step  up practises to three a.
week in preparation for exhibition games next month . . .
Stuart has arranged exhibition games with the five Pacific Coast Intermediate league
teams, and a possible trip to
Gonzaga and Montana State
Universities . . .
Father David Baur probably
won't be helping with the team
this year. He will be head
coach when the new winter
arena is completed on campus . . . Birds will probably
play Friday night home games
in Chilliwack this year, with
Saturday games in the afternoon at Kerrisdale . . . Page  8
THE       UBYSSEY
Tuesday, October 24, 1961
'TWEEN CLASSES
Pres. at
UN CLUB
United Nations Day Pageant
and ceremonies in Buchanan
Quad, noon today. President
MacKenzie will be the main
speaker.
if.   if.   if.
UN club Model Security Council will be held in Brock Hall
ai 8 p.m. Wednesday. "Resolved
that Eerlin Le made a Free
City."
•t*     v      *v*
A campus-wide blitz will be
held at noon today. All proceeds
to the Hammarskjold Memorial
Fund.
if,      if.      if.
SCHOOL OF MUSIC
Wed noon hour concert. Divertimento for clarinet, violin
end viola by Elliot Weisgarber,
-UBC composer. Duo for violin
and viola by Mexican composer
Manuel Ponce. Players are: El
liot Weisgarber, clarinet; Irene
Piiitz, violin; and Hans-Karl Pi-
iitz, viola.
PHILOSOPHY CLUB
Rob Woronuk, "A Disproof of
the Existence of God," noon in
Bu.  212.
if,   if.   if,
EL CIRCULO
Miss D. Dushney will give a
talk on the University of Madrid. Wed. noon in Bu. 219.
if.  if,  if.
UBC LIBERAL CLUB
Elmore Philpott will speak on
Canada's International Role in
Bu. 102. Wed. noon. Everyone
welcome.
if.  if.  if.
FINE ARTS CLUB
Meeting Wed. noon in Bu. 214
for the purpose of forming a
club to unite undergrads in the
Fine Arts.
BOOSTER CLUB
General meeting, Wed. noon,
concerning Homecoming footbal'
game. All members attend. Rm.
number will be posted on Brock
Bulletin Board.
if.  if,  if.
SCM
"The Mind and the Maker,"
Philip V. Akrigg on Shake
speare. Bu. 100, noon today.
Everyone  welcome.
if. . *f*     rp
PRE-MED SOCIETY
Lecture and slides by Dr. William Chase of Faculty of Medicine, on electron microscope.
Wed noon, W. 100.
V     •*•     *T*
FOLK SONG SOC
Meeting, Bu. 2239, Wed. Members only. Bring your instruments.
Civil  Service Commission  lists
the   employment  opportunities
OTTAWA (CUP)—Some 2,000
students are expected to apply
for a position in the Civil Service when the initial job interviewing process begins Nov. 4,
the Civil Service Commission
announced this week.
Since the majority of students
know little about the variety of
occuoations in the Civil Service,
t>.ey" invariably say they want
to be ioreign service officers,
either with the Department of
;. External -Affairs, or the Department of Trade and Commerce:
Apparently both—especially the
former — have some sort of
glamour which the other departments lack. But this is not true;
usually the recruit, if he is at all
capable and has his wits about
him, will be so busy meeting the
challenges that pop up that even
if he fails to enter the foreign
service he will b,e more than
content with his second choice.
EXAMINATIONS
Candidates will write examinations No. 4 in 23 cities across
the country. The test is an objective- one in whieh four basic
regions are covered: verbal ability, numerical ability, general
knowledge, and reading comprehension. The candidate must do
■well on any two of these. Basically, there is no pass or fail
mark; the sorting of the sheep
from the goats relies on practicality. Only 600 candidates can
go through the personal interviews in the months that follow,
otherwise the Commission —
which conducts the exams—
.would be interviewing all year.
The exams are tough and a
definite challenge since the Civil
*-..,■,. .Service is.&ft£r, th£.„cream of Jthe
* p* -tmiv&reilxsjcrop With «rr''eye. t?:
finding men who will'eventually
fill the top administrative posts
in the government.
INTERVIEWS
Those who are among the successful 600 will be interviewed
between Nov 13 and Jan. 30.
The   interviewing board   which
travels about from place to
place usually invites the candidates to a general meeting and
provides a thorough outline of
the jobs available prior to the
private interviews. Of the 600,
approximately 20 enter the service following the exams and
the interviewing. All candidates
will be informed of the results
early in 1962.
The successful ones will start
work in Ottawa on or before
July 2. If the student is living in
Canada, his fare to Ottawa—
'ess $30 — will be paid by the
government.
BENEFITS
Recruits starting next spring
will find a salary to their liking.
Following careful study and
comparison, the government is
offering starting wages general
ly equal to those paid in industry and business. Most grads
start at a minimum of $4,560
(plus semi-annual raises). Depending on academic achievement past the undergraduate
level and previous related job
experience, the salary may go
as high as $5,880. In addition,
there is a three week vacation
with pay, cumulative sick leave,
education leave, a health
scheme, and a superannuation
plan. (After 35 years pf service
it provides ii yearly pension
equal to 70 per cent of the average salary during the highest
earning period of six years.)
In the lower salary brackets,
the government can compete
with most firms. It is-only when
the man is near the top that he
nould receive a much higher
salary in business or industry.
UBC CLASSIFIED
LITERARY   STUDENTS
ATTENTION
Age and sickness compels sale
ot retiied author's professionally
completed manuscripts. Including:
all copyriffhtB. Ideal fox man or
woman. TB 6-6362.
REWARD: $30 reward for "Ro-
lex" wrist watch (without
strap. Lost on 16th. No cpues-
t'idns asked. Will finder please
contact: Loo. Stephen, Fort
Csmn Hut 17, Rm. 10. CA
4-9029.
LOST: It wasn't the Mounties
who seized texts (Eng. 200 and
Gov. of Canada) from my
bookcase in Buch., so I'm not
seeing red. But I need those
books. G. D. Wilkie, WA 2
-0353.
LOST: Sheaffer's snorkle pen,
green, about three weeks ago
More valuable to me.than you.
Please phone Del Hoffman at
CA 4-9017. Room 411.
LOST:   6"   slide-rule  K&E   log.
log duplex decitrig in Physics
building. Contact Reilly Burke.
AM 6-0033.
FOUND: A Parker pen in College Library last Wednesday.
.Rhone Peers at RE 8-1892.
LOST: One brown reversible
raincoat accidentally taken
from top floor college library.
Mon. morning, 8:30-9:15. Finder phone Bruce. FA 7-7216.
LOST: I have received the contents of my purse. Perharjs the
.  person who sent them would
'also send  my tapestry handbag, and my red-brown Mexican wallet. Phone CA 4-9819.
TO THE GENTLEMAN who
drove me off campus last
Thursday to Granville anc
Tenth in a 1951 Beige Rover
Sedan: I must have the book
with a brown cover I left ir
the back seat. RE 8-0679.
URGENTLY WANTED: Ride te
,.   leave the University 12:30 of
1:30 Monday to Friday vicin
ity 41st and Arbutus.   AM €
0617.
THE    PERMANENT    QUESTION
Leader Beauty Salon
4447 W. 10th AVENUE CAstle 4-4744
Male and Female Stylists
OPEN FRIDAY NIGHTS
Geography students ask
tor express bus system
The Geography club has decided to find out where students  live.
Walter Hardwick, of the
Geography department, said
the club will locate areas of
dense student population on a
map and present it to the B.C.
Electric in hopes hat an express bus system will be implemented.
Hardwick earlier challenged
students to stop complaining
about transportation to campus and to act.
The club will begin work on
the map as soon as Bird Calls,
the student directory is published.
"Once we get this information   the   university  can  talk
to the B.C. Electric or anyone
else about the problem," Hardwick said.
Communist speaker warns
right-to-strike ban next
Restrictions On strike funds and the right to strike may be
the next legislation to follow Bill 42 which restricts labor's right
to support political parties, said William Stewart, labor writer
for the communist Pacific Tribune.
Stuart called Bill 39, the old
Labor Relations Act, reasonably
fair but denounced restrictions
placed on unions when it was
superceded by  Bill 43  in  1958.
Amcng these were the making
of unions a legal entity and
therefore liable to be sued for
damage incurred during strikes.
On Bill 42 which restricted
the use of union dues for political parties and support of candidates by labor he said, "What
a union does with its money is
of no concern to government
except where it means that the
government may be knocked
out of office."
Mr. Stewart, quoting from a
London paper, "that there has
been less labor unrest in B.C. in
the last year according to Premier Bennett," said that this is
because the right to strike has
been restricted.
He claimed "that the anti-
Labor legislation was not a -
cidental but the wish of large
political trusts and companies
whose ideas run contrary to the
workers welfare."
He attacked the daily press
for damning socialism and
slandering communist countries.
"Fifteen years ago large capitalist companies also attacked
economic socialism but : they
have ceased in recent years," he
said.
Switching to what he called
secret police tactics of the
RCMP, Mr. Stewart said, "they
are riddled through the labor
movement and nuclear peace
movements.
What a
REFRESHING
NEW
FEELING
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It's do-se-do and away we go for the cold
crisp taste and lively lift of Coca-Cola!
Asti fw "Coke" oi "Coca-Cola"—both trade-insrks mean the product
ol Coca-Cola Ltd.—the world's best-loved sparklir.j cr.nk.

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