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THE LIB
UBYSSEY
VANCOUVER, B.C., THURSDAY, MARCH 1, 1956
Number 56
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Rigged Elections' Claimed
HOAXED and humbled Engineers return
the stolen Law School motto in obedience
to a fake County Court order. The EUS
purloined the motto, which is fixed in metal
letters above the entrance to the school,
to enhance the Godiva Gallop last Thursday. They were presented yesterday with
a County Court suit instituted by law stu
dents for 8300 damages. Engineers bowed to
the "Queen's writ" and returned the sign
yesterday under the supervision of. law
students. LUS solicitor, Herbert W. Ray
of the grand old firm of Bourne, Ray, Gilbert and Bourne revealed afterwards that
through some error the writ was invalid
by reason of being a fake.
—Brian Thomas Photo
Politicians Pack UCC Meeting
Election of four political club,
members to the executive of the i
University Clubs Committee has1
been   declared   null   and   void.
New election will be held noon
today.
Council declared  the election,
invalid     after    an     allegedly
"packed"    UCC    meeting   voted:
in   Liberal   Derek   Mason,   vice-:
president;     Conservative    Chris
Mall, secretary; CCFer Bill Mar-
chak, treasurer; and LPPer Jim
MacFarlan. Public Relations Officer.
Social Credit Club was not
represented at the meeting.
Politicians "packed" next
term's UCC executive, they say,
because new UCC president Marcus Bell is considered "anti-
political."
PANTIES FLY AT DORMS;
POLICE DISPERSE RAIDERS
More than 100 Fort Camp males went on a parity raid
Tuesday   night.   Seven   'souvenirs"   were   collected.
Rooms of Ann Wesbrook Hall were ransacked by
"about 20" of the raiders who entered by a rear door
after being thwarted when they attacked the front door,
shortly after 8 p.m.
Fire extinguishers were used to subdue the victims
who, witnesses say, "took an active part" in the fray.
One window was broken and water was sprayed in
the halls during the raid.
Marie Murdock, don of Ann Wesbrook, summoned
police after the melee had been two hours old. One RCMP
officer rushed to the scene and scattered the mob except
tor one student who sprayed him with a fire extinguisher.
The villain escaped in the night.
Meeting to decide upon disciplinary action was held
last  night  at Fort Camp.
UCC president Bell replied he
would 'give equal treatment"
to each club, no matter who was
on his executive.
Twenty-five of the UCC's 70
clubs signed a protest petition
following the meeting. They
claimed the meeting was unconstitutional as it was held in
February  instead  to March and
' certain   clubs   were   ovcrrepre-
isented.
\ UCC president Al Thackray
: said he was aware that the meet-
i ing    was    unconstitutional    but
"did not realize the political
I clubs had packed the meeting."
' Wrong meeting  date would  not
have been serious enough to
I call a new meeting but the
J "petty move" by the political
I clubs makes it necessary, he
I said.
,     Executive   members   of   New-
i man  and  Players  club  sparked
i the protest petition and received
I support  from  23  other clubs.
I
The protesting clubs say they
I will   take  steps   to   prevent   the
: political   clubs   from   making   a
j second coup of the UCC execu-
! tive.
Present UCC president Thack-
ray said the meeting today "will
1 be run strictlv according to the
constitution.
Wilson Charges
Boxes   Stuffed
By SANDY ROSS
Ballot-boxes were stuffed in last week's Third Slate election, Returning Officer Tom Wilson has charged.
Wilson Monday laid a formal^
complaint before the USC investigation committee that certain students had stuffed ballot
boxes with votes for UCC chairman-elect Marc Bell, February
22.
'tween classes
American Writer
To Speak At Noon
The election results will not
be contested, however, since
Bell „won by a margin large
enough to exclude a possibility'
of a "rigged election."
The complaint was laid after
AMS public relations officer
Gordon Armstrong and AMS coordinator Don McCallum discovered some students in the
library February 22 in unauthorized possession of about 100
blank ballots. They had apparently been lost by some scrutineer, Armstrong said.
Some had already been placed
in the ballot box, but Armstrong
collected all the remaining
blanks, and turned them over
to USC chairman Robin Scott,
who was supervising the Third
Slate elections.
Armstrong would not divulge
the names of the students concerned since he had promised
to protect them if they gave him
the blank ballots.
Wilson said that several cases
of "obvious stuffing" had been
discovered when the ballots
were being counted, but that the
election "could not have been
affected by any stuffed ballots
that were not discovered."
USC Investigation Committee
held a preliminary meeting over
the affair Tuesday. The committee, chaired by Home Economics student Joan Mclvor,
will hold a second meeting today at noon.
A few showers during the
day. Winds Southerly. High
today 46.
*   PHARMACY     EDITION   *
MARK SCHORER, American
novelist, critic, and biographer
will speak today at noon in the
Auditorium. Professor of English
at University of California, Berk-
ly, his principal works are "A
House too Old," "The Hermit
Place," "The State of Mind,"
"The Wars of Love," He speaks
under the sponsorship of Special
Events and Fine Arts Committees.
* *      *
VARSITY ROD & GUN CLUB
presents noted Vancouver sportsman Mr. William Bell, Pintail,
and Dave Maw as guest speakers
at the regular meeting Thursday in Wesbrook 201 at 12:30.
Steelhead fishing films will be
shown.  Everybody welcome.
* *       *
NEWMAN CLUB Annual Alumni Undergrad Debate tonight
at 8 p.m. in the clubhouse.
Everyone w el c o m e. Refreshments will be served.
* *       *
NEWMAN CLUB general
meeting today at noon in club
hut L-5. Last day of nominations. All members are urged
to  attend.
* *       *
VISUAL ARTS CLUB will not
hold a meetmg this week.
* *       *
ARTS EDITION editorial
board meeting noon today in the
Pub Den , north Brock basement. Arts students are invited
down to find out if they are on
the list. If vou come down, prepare to find yourself on the
list.  Meeting   vital,  urgent,  etc.
* •*•       *
COMMERCE UNDERGRADE
ate Society executive nomination deadline is Friday, March
2. Elections for all positions will
lake place Friday. March 7. «v
THE UBYSSEY
Thursday, March 1, 1956
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THE UBYSSEY
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Ottawa.
MEMBER CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESS
Student subscriptions $1.20 per year (Included In AMS fees). Mail
subscriptions $2.00 per year. Single copies five cents. Published
in Vancouver throughout the University year by the Student
Publications Board of the Alma Mater Society, University of
British Columbia. Editorial opinions expressed herein are those
of the editorial staff of the Ubyssey, and not necessarily those of
the Alma Mater Society or the University. Letters to the Editor
should not be more than 150 words. The Ubyssey reserves the right
to cut letters, and cannot guarantee publication of all letters
received.
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF   STAN BECK
City Editor ... Jean Whiteside       Feature Editor MikeAmss
Photo Editor -.John Robertson       Sports Editor...Mike Qlaspie
Managing Editor Sandy Ross      Business Mgr. .. Harry Yuill
SENIOR  EDITOR      ROSEMARY   KENT-BARBER
Reporters  and   Desk:   Dave  Robertson,  Pat  Burnett,   Phil
Terry, Al Forrest, Olie Wurm, Stan Baker.
Sports: Ted Trevor-Smith, Dwayne Erickson, and Mr. Grace
Kelly.
Pharmacy
The Faculty of Pharmacy, one of UBC's newer professional
schools, fulfills a vital need of this province. In the years since
its first graduating class in 1949, it has contributed in every
way to the expansion and progress of Pharmacy in this province.
The public has long visualized the Pharmaceutical profession as exemplified by the corner drug-store. Although on the
surface this is indeed the most apparent phase of the drug
business, it must not be considered the only one. This somewhat erroneous impression is changing as the importance and
knowledge of Pharmacy not only to the doctor but also to the
community as a whole is realized.
It is not intended here to deal with all the necessary
phases of Pharmacy which aid the physician in maintaining
the health of the people, but rather to show that the profession
of Pharmacy is designed to protect the public and as such is
charged with a great responsibility.
The Pharmacist of today must realize that his education
can never end for keeping abreast of all new developments
in the medical field is an essential part of his work. The medical
professions are leading more and more on Pharmacy for information of a technical as well as theropeutic nature concerning the many new drugs resulting from the intensive
medical and pharmaceutical research now being carried out.
In this capacity the Pharmacist must be ever prepared to
fulfill his professional responsibility.
As advances in medicine continue to be made in the future,
Pharmacy will carry on in its important role in the development and distribution of drugs. It must not be forgotten that
the Pharmicist is an important member of the health professions; his function is one of primary importance to the health
and well-being of the entire community.
STAN BAKER 3rd Year Rx
Criticism
Editor, The Ubyssey,
Dear Sir:
In the belief (perhaps misguided) that constructive criticism is the Mother of im-
- provement, I would like to ex-
. press the greatest dissatisfaction for the dining facilities
provided by this University.
It has been my nightmare during the past year to eat dinner
in the University cafeteria, and
on the basis of this experience
I would suggest that the standard of comfort, cleanliness
and cuisine cannot be lower
anywhere on the North American Continent.
Cracked cups bound and are
in themselves a breeding
ground for germs, and recognized as such by even the most
incompetent medical authorities. Two completely unimaginative dishes are presented
every evening on a "take it or
go withcui" basis and if one
accepts the thirty five cent
dish, one is invariably forced
to accept the greater of two
evils as far as vegetables are
concerned. It appears to be
completely beyond the forces
of one man to maintain the
tables and ashtrays in a state
of reasonable cleanliness and
the penitentiary-like atmosphere of the Cafeteria could
not be less conducive to the
enjoyment of a meal.
Against this picture of slap-
happy presentation, we have
the facilities in the Brock
which are excellent, and which
deserve a great deal of praise.
Under these circumstances I
would like to suggest that the
cafeteria be restricted to serving beverages and doughnuts
in the evning for the benefit
of those students who do not
want to eaf dinner, while the
dining facilities be transferred
to the Brock, so that the students staying for dinner could
enjoy the high standard which
the Brock maintains in its presentation of the meal; the choice
over and above the actual dinner, of hamburgers, grilled
sandwiches etc.: and the pleasant surroundings.
Finally I am not interested
in receiving a reply to this
criticism and suggestion from
the gentlemen responsible for
the present deplorable state of
affairs.
Yours truly,
John Green.
HAMISM.   HAMISM
Critic   Ames   Criticizes
University   Theatrics
By MICHAEL AMES
F   7
Despite the anguished protestations of theatrical fellow travellers it has become Increasingly evident over the past few weeks that there runs rampant on this campus a malady
that may yet strike us all dead. This disease, to which we may refer as hamism, or buffoonery-
ism, has already so inflicted a number of people that they are enabled to clutter up th#
stage and interfere with those more talented and of more serious intent.
I was willing to believe that Back to Methuselah was just an unfortunate accident, but
after Rosmerholm produced by the Frederic Wood Theatre, and now Maid of the Mountains
under the auspices of UBC Musical Society, it is evident that hamism is a highly contagious
campus disease, and is one which is probably here to stay for awhile.
Methuselah, one of Shaw's
windiest, even more windy
than his usual preface, is a
white elephantine play for any
dramatic group no matter how
much talent it boasts. When
artists for that matter, are to
improve themselves they must
constantly compare, and b e
willing to be compared, with
their betters.
Being   compared   to   one's
hamism, as it were, rears its
ugly head the play is bound
to be a boring flop (which it
was, despite all the back-slapping and glad-handing Players
Club received from those who
decided to be liked rather
than to be honest).
Henrik Ibsen's Rosmerholm
demands good direction and a
mature cast, and the FWT
production lacked both, noticeably the latter. The leading partners Rosmer and Rebecca climaxed the three-act
drama, at the very end, by
jumping into a nearby mill-
race. The production left one
thinking it would have been
much improved had they jumped in two acts earlier.
MORE HAMISM
What is surprising is that
most of the Romerholm cast
is of semi-professional standing,
and so should not be so susceptible to hamism. Obviously
the leading lady and her hero
were carried away by what
they thought was their own importance, and equally obvious
was the fact that they were not
quite that important.
Now "Maid of the Mountains," although well received
by most who trudged out, including Ubyssey Critic Short-
house, was one of those farcial
little things geared to the intelligence of a nitwit, and unless you are in a nitwit frame
of mind, the operetta leaves
you wishing you had brought
a gallon instead of a mickey.
ORCHESTRA
The "Maid" was saved, however, by a good stage setting,
a competent orchestra, a general scarcity of croaky-voiced
singers, and one or two good
actors. But again, this hamistic
acting, even if it was just
by a few culprits, kept rearing
ugly heads all over the stage.
DANGEROUS
Let me say here and now
that this is indeed a highly
dangerous situation, and that it
must be stopped before it ruins
the efforts even of the best.
Bad acting, like the bubonic
plague, should be stamped out,
and bad actors, like false idols,
should be shaken until their
teeth rattle. I actually tremble
to think of what may happen
if this situation is not rectified.
Now some people will undoubtedly defend Methuselah
and "The Maid" as being good
productions compared to previous university performances.
They may be quite correct in
their comparison, but what
these people perhaps do not
realize is that if actors, or anv
equals, as faltering as it may
be, is just not enough.
And in defense of my own
perhaps overly critical approach let me say this: there
'are enough people around will,
ing to back-slap and glad-hand
so there is no need for mt
to be that way also. Furthermore, that type of hyprocritical
treatment is anything but an
antidote to hamism. '
Someone should take swipes
at those ugly heads when they
rear themselves.
Touche? I
Stunjinf &oar4
FrMh Air
Dear Sir:
While Mr. Henke advocated
that we allow the "fresh air
of new thought to help us" out
of some crisis or other "instead
of turning only to the wisdom
gained by our forefathers" and
suggested that "we temper the
old orthodoxies whose thinking
seems to be buried in and
derived from the hoary ancients" it is not unlikely that
members of the English Department, reading, shuddered.
And when he continues to wallow along with, "religion has
pandered itself to sensationalism and charged emotionalism" one can only assume that
he is quoting his favorite 19th
century journalist, for no one
today constructs such prose
naturally. Mr. Henke is an advocate of progression (to use
his terms) not retrogression but
what i9 he doing writing bad
19th century prose.
Splashing along behind Mr.
Henke one finds that he has a
facility for keeping afloat, a
resirable skill for one to have
while at sea. But he leaves
little behind him to clutch—for
anyone who doesn't float as
well as he—except the idea
that the function of the Church
is to relieve human suffering.
The bulk of his polemic seeks
to show that it is not doing
this. Now since the Church has
never purported to exist for
that purpose everything that he
has stated, beyond the main
premise,  is quite superfluous.
What the Church has done
since its institution isn't found
solely in a history of the
Church as an organization. Rather, to me it seems that the
record of the Church's existence is found in the manner in
which men have lived in response to its endeavours. Whoever and whatever works or
has worked in the western
world for the maintenance of
peace and the relief of human
suffering—and Mr. Henke is
very concerned about human
suffering, like the wealthy tourist in Europe who sees art subjects in gold or silver as things
to be meJlcu down for the benefit of the poor—is in large part
a product of the Christian philosophy. Nor can the Church
be  condemned   for  failing   to
reach an ideal. The Church
works with,.and through men
and moral perfection is an individual matter. There is ne
progressively higher state of
moral being to be attained from
one century to the next. The
idea of progress is more ap«
posite to such a matter as technology.And to use the same
measure to a s c e rt a i n the
achievements of the Church as
would be used in ascertaining
those of, for example, a particular government, the method Mr.
Henke uses, is intellectual incompetence.
Jim Craig.
3rd Law.
Joe Blotz
The Editor Ubyssey, '
Dear Sir:
Professor Hooley's editorial
aroused the interest of my calculus class. The success of these
engineers in uncovering ,tfoe
following solution is worthy
of note.
They suggest that Ralf had
—4 coke bottles to begin with
(yes, minus four). That's the
same as having —5 bottles
with one left over for the Arts-
man. Ralf took his fifth (—1)
and that left —4 for Murray.
Each man did the same thinf
in turn.
Is this ridiculous? Not quite.
There are lots of answer* twe
consecutive solutions differ by
the fifth power of five (3125)
so the smallest sensible possibility is 3125 greater than —4.
We conclude that Ralf had at
least 3121 to begin with, and
took 624 himself. Working
through, this leaves 255 for
John. At two cents each, John
got $5.10, enough for a jolly
good time at the Engineer's
ball, which, as everyone knows,
was a ripping success.
Dr. Harry Davis,
Instructor in Mathematics
Spirit-
Editor, The Ubyssey,
Dear Sir:
As members of the EUS we
would like to congratulate certain members of the ASUS for
their harmless and humourous
coup with the Engineers issue
of the Ubyssey. More spirit of
this sort is needed on campus.
Civil  Engineers. THE UBYSSEY
Thursday, March 1, 1956
GNUP CALLS FOOTBALL
PRACTICE BEHIND 6YM
Football coach Frank Gnup
will hold a football meeting
in the War Memorial Gym
today at 12:30. B.C. Lions
coach Vic Linskog will top
the agenda with a lecture
followed by a practice out
on the field behind the gym
on defensive plays used by
Maryland College and other
American Colleges.
"STUDENT?"
Lay Off That
It's    Powerful
Oxygen;
Stuff
Efforts towards greater safety in chemical plants cannot
be overdone, but one can defeat this purpose by invited ridicule
by including such harmless substances as sucrose  and  wall
plaster in lists of dangerous materials in various handbooks.
In order tc keep this in bal
ance, we herewith publish the
following resume of the far more
dangerous properties of Oxygen.
Oxygen is a very toxic gas
and an extreme fire hazard,
Humans exposed to a concentration of .000001 p.p.m. die within
a few minutes showing symptoms closely resembling those
o-f cyanide poisoning—blue face,
etc. In higher concentrations,
e.g. about 20%, the toxic effect
is somewhat delayed: it takes
about 2.5 billion inhalations before death results. The reason
for this delay is the difference
in mechanism evidenced. The
high concentration of Oxygen apparently contributes to a complex process known as aging, of
which very little is known except that it is always fated.
CONCENTRATION
The main disadvantage of
Oxygen at the 20% concentration however, is the fact that
it is habit-forming. The first inhalation (taken at birth) is sufficient to make addiction permanent.  After that, any  consider-
make the attempt is the chemist.
Strictly as an innocent bystander
and an impartial reporter, we
here-with reprint an analysis of
woman as seen through the
chemist's eye. Any objections
we refer to the Chem. building;
no raid could disturb it.
WOMEN
Symbol: WOE.
Accepted Atomic Weight: 120.
Occurrence: Found wherever
man exists.
Physical Properties: Boils at
nothing and freezes at any minute. Melts when properly treat-
eed. Very bitter if not well used.
Chemical Properties: Possesses
great affinity for gold, silver,
platinum, and precious stones.
Violent reaction if left alone.
Able to absorb great amounts
of food matter. Turns green when
beside a better looking specimen. |
Uses: Highly ornamental: use-;
ful as a tonic in acceleration of!
low spirits, and  a  great equalizer in the distribution of wealth.
Probably the most effective in-
Pharmacy
Training
Excellent
Too often, self-righteous out
siders declare that the present
degree course in Pharmacy is
inadequate preparation for facing the hard-headed business
world of today. Don't you believe it! Three years in the Faculty  of Pharmacy at UBC  is
the   sharpest  business   training
on   the   market.
Any Rx student worth his
spatula can quote at least three
competitive retail prices on
everything from ferrous sulphate to Rose Water ointment,
depending, of course, on what
he is supposed to be making in
the lab this week.
-He knows when to drive a
hard bargain and when to give
the customer a break, especially
if the customer happens to be
offering 50 quiz questions for a
dozen capsules the instructor
has already marked once.
Wholesaling comes naturally
to him, for he soon learns the
value of double quantities split
across the bench, Should he and
ointments prove incompatible, he
carries a two-headed coin and
wins the job of making the mixture (eight ounces) every time.
He appreciates the value of
contacts, particularly with anyone in the preceding section,
and rapidly learns the most reliable sources of information,
calculations, and results.
Diligently he cultivates these
attributes so essential to a successful future, albeit they make
a precarious past.
able decrease in the daily dos- j come-reducing   agent   known,
age results in death with symp-1     CAUTION:   Highly   explosive
toms    once    again    resembling  in inexperienced  hands,
those of cyanide poisoning.
Concentrations    higher    than ;
20'";    decrease   the   above-men-,
tioned delay. High Oxygen con- ■
centration   provokes   in   prematurely born babies placed in in- j
cubutors  a condition  known  as i
retrolental   fibroplasia  resulting'
in blindness. Lung irritation has
been  reported  on   experimental i
animals exposed for several days
to excess Oxygen. \
Philosophers,   p s y c hologists,
physicians, and just plain ordinary guys have tried to analyze
the creature known as "woman" ;
ever   since   Eve,   If   anyone   of ,
them succeeded   in  doing so to i
his own satisfaction, the results;
have not as yet come to our at- i
tention.   Latest   brave   soul   to
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Your old Double Breasted
Suit to be made into a
Single Breasted Model
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BY PAT BURNETT
A "first" for UBC is being rung up by the Pharmacy
girls this year in the approaching installation of the first Canadian chapter of Lambda Kappa Sigma, the only professional
sorority to be organized on this campus.
Founded at the Massechusetts $ —
College of Pharmacy in 1913,
Lambda Kappa Sigma now has
thirty-three active and fifteen
graduate chapters throughout
the United States. The installation of Alpha Lambda chapter
here in British Columbia will
be its first step into international pharmacy.
With the help and encouragement of Chi and Chi graduate
chapters from the College of
Pharmacy at the University of
Washington, the pharmacy girls
here at UBC formed a Pre-
Lams club early last fall. In
co-operation with Dean Mawds-
ley and the Women's Undergraduate Society, President Ellen Arnet and the executive
drew up a constitution and bylaws and started on a program
of social and professional activities.
Membership Is open to any
girl registered in Pharmacy, the
only scholastic standard being
the 60% average required to
enter the Faculty. Now, after a
college year as an active club,
the group is petitioning Grand
Council for a charter and installation as a chapter of Lambda
Kappa Sigma.
Highlights of "the fall term
were a party after work on tht
homecoming float, and a tea
at which the girls met former
graduates. Coffee and doughnut
sales in conjunction with Phar*
macy Undergraduate Soc iety
meetings were a regular under*
taking.
Early in January, Mrs. Bobby
Scott, Helena Rubenstein rep.
resentative at Woodwards, spoki
to the club on the ever-popular
subject of cosmetics and their
use. Another professional evening in the form of a panel dis«
cussion on opportunities for wo
men in Pharmacy is being plan*
ned.
With enthusiasm in the group
running high, we" are looking
forward to an active and sue
cessful future. Pharmacy men-
look to your laurels!
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Hits RC
Dogmas
"If the Roman Catholic canon
laws were put into effect we
would lose our liberties overnight" said Baptist minister Dr.
J. B. Rowell speaking on "The
Separate School Question" in
Physics 201, Wednesday noon.
"In their demand for separate
schools the Roman Catholic
Church is' not primarily interested in money but in the control of their members."' stated
Dr. Rowell.
With the establishment of parochial schools on a province-
wide scale the Catholic parents
who at present prefer to send
their children to public schools
would be forced to send them
to church controlled institutions.
PARENTS
"Parents have a God-given
light to choose the type of education th-r children receive,
the Catlv 'ic Church argues,"
Dr. Rowel' continued "yet what
they serve with one hand they
take back  with the other."
.holic Church   is try-
' their subjects under
Their children would
o   attend   a   school
tolerance,    persecu-
PLAYERS CLUB vs. MUSSOC
IN FRANTIC RUGGER MATCH
Grease paint and spirit gum will be thrown to the
winds, Thursday noon, when the "Players Club Druids"
meet the "Mussoc Neanderthals" in the most primeval
rugger match of the millenium.
Armed to the proverbial teeth with battering rams,
broad swords and pieces of old stone henge recently excavated from the basement of fche Library, these two daring
teams will trade eye for eye and grudge for grudge in a
noon-hour battle unequalled in campus history. There will
be strictly no holds barred, a Players Club official announced today.
Anyone wishing to enlist in the free-for-all may do
so by appearing at the scene of the battle suitably equipped
with old clothes or suits of armour. Teams will consist
of approximately 15 players, male or female (the latter
are advised to wear chastity belts).
"The C
ing to brir
their swa
be   forcer'
teaching
iton and ;.'i attitude of hatred."
CANON
"A Cat.wmic is morally bound
by canon law to suppress any
protectant belief. Can we agree
to 'unbelievers" being put to
death  with  'tire  and sword'?"
Dr. Rowell, a Baptist minister, was sponsored by invitation of the University Baptist
Club.
Victoria  vs.
UBC   Debate
Is it true that television is
replacing desertion as the
greatest cause for divorce?
If you agree come to South
Law Friday noon to hear debated; "resolved that TV is a
menace to society."
In this contest UBC will
match wits against Victoria Col-
eg< r for possession of the mythical MacKenzie Cup. Taking the
affirmative side for UBC will
be Wendy Fariss and Don Cur-
rie. Debate is sponsored by Parliamentary Forum
BOOTLEG   GIN
Th* Society for the Advancement of Pharmacy Songs hat at
last released this great classic of unkown origin, and it k with
the greatest pleasure that the Fin* Arts Editor ot this gai*tt*
herewith records it.
(To be accompanied, on a harp, to th* strains of "Tiptoe
Through the Tulips." If that dosn't work try "North Atlantic
Squadron").
CHORUS: Away, away with bootleg gin,
For we're the Brawny Pharmacy men.
We all smoke and also sin,
In the lab we brew our liquor.
Our homemade brew it  is the best,
We are sure it'll puss, any  test;
Good  for  warts unci housemaids knee,
But. they'll never list  it  in the USF.
Pharmacy j»irls are all so nice,
Cook-books are their only vice;
They don't smoke or even swear,
But they'll drink their liquor anywhere.
In sports we never can be beat
Because  on the  floor  we  sure  look  neat.
In checkers, marbles, and tiddley-wink
We'd do better in a skating rink.
The lecturers they treat  us well,
They all come in with ringing bell;
The lecture starts and when it  is through
Nobody ever has a clue.
The parties we throw sure are great,
Though songs like this will never rate;
(And it was written in 3-6-1).
Writing it was lots of fun,
A YELL
UBC   Pharmacy
Grey and wine
Feed  them  strychnine   while   they   dine
Whiskey,  brandy,   syrup   or  squills
We're the onos who make the pills
Yea Pharmacy!
THE UBYSSEY ~ .^I"!^
Thursday, March 1, 1956
B.Comm.-CA
Interested  in Commerce?
In  Chartered Accountancy?
j Telephone or write now to the Secretary of The Institute
[ ■ of Chartered Accountants of B.C. or contact the Account-
j ing Division of the School of Commerce unci ask for details
] of the BComm.-C.A. Plan.
(i(>2 Stock Exchange Building
PAcific 3264
Pharmacy
Seeks   New
Executive
What should prove to be the
busiest two weeks of the year
is opening now for the Pharmacy Undergraduate Society.
Nominations for the 1956-57 executive are''now being received
by representatives in each of
the three years.
Positions open are President
(third year only, Vice-President
(second year only), Secretary-
Treasurer, Women's Undergraduate Society representative, two
Undergraduate Societies Council representatives, Sports rep.,
Publicity rep., Social rep., and
Public   Relations   Officer.
Presidential candidates and
seconders will speak in Bi. 100
at 12:30 on Thursday, and voting will take place the following day on March 2. We are hoping for some lively and well-
supported campaigns. Second
slate candidates will speak on
March 8 with voting on March
9.
EYES EXAMINED
j. J. Abramsoa
I. P. Hollenberf
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