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 Sweaters Feature
Of Arts Mixer
^ The first Arts Mixer of
the New Year will take
the form of a Sweater Dance
to which students of the
Aggie, Commerce and
Science faculties have been
specially invited to wear
their yellow, white and red
sweaters to compete with the
blue of the Artsmen on the
dance floor.
An additional attraction will be
the presence of the St. Martin's
basketball team who have promised to come to the Arts Mixer after
thelr exhibition game on Saturday.
"Judging from the popularity of
former mixers, why should there
be any change?" asked Sandy
Nash, as he announced that Sid
Poulton's orchestra will again sup
ply th. music, that there will be
refreshments available, and possibly,  free cokes.
Admission will be the same—
twenty-five cents a head.
Improvements for the future are
being contemplated by the committee. A new series of mixers
may be inaugurated in which
small groups will be abolished,
and name tags introduced, aiming
for a spirit of friendliness and true
mixing   among   the   students.
Tlie fund for tho radio has
swelled, and as soon as the needed
amount Is reached, the future admission fee may be a war-savings
stamp instead of the twenty-fivo
cents ln  cash.
The mixer Is to be held ln the-
Brock Hall, Saturday night, from
8:30  till   12.
Commodore
Setting For
Junior Prom
9   At   a   meeting   of   the   Junior
Class executive yesterday it
was deckled to hold the Junior
Prom at tho Commodore Cabaret
Thursday, February 6, and not in
Brock Hall as announced by The
Ubyssey   last   issue.
This decision was arrived at
after considerable examination of
all factors entering Into the feasibility of using Brock Hall for the
big' event. Tlio committee, after
interviewing officials ln the Alma
Mater office, found that. It was
iigc'tist tlio rules of the building
to hold a cabaret style function
In the hall as no dining tables
aro allowed outside the dining
room. Even if this were permls-
sable. 1hore are not enough tables
In Brock Hall to accomodate the
Junior   Class   party.
All girls in Arts '-12 are cllrgible
to bo nominated for Prom Queen,
with final election taking place on
tho night cf the event at the
Commodore.
Members of thc Junior Class may
obtain tickets on presentation of
their student passes. All others
may buy tickets which will cost
J3.00   a   couple.
Further particulars of the Prom
Quoin cc ntest will appear in future    issues.
Government
Probes Student
Employment
0 Students' Council will
soon present a ques-
tionaire to determine how
•many students contribute
wholly or in part to the financing of their university
education.
Th-e action Ts being taken at the
request of Hon. G. M. Weir, Minister   of   Education.
Its purpese, stated Pres. L. S.
Kllnck in a letter to Students;
Council will be that 'Information
can be given In regard to finances
cf students at the university and
in reference to need for scholarships,   l.ui'sa-ies  and  student   aid.
Charlie Nash, council member
In charge cf tho quoslionairo,
pointed out to the Ubyssey that it
will be highly beneficial to students to answer the questions! as it
is only when tho need for student
aid Is realized that more scholarships will be given.
A draft cf the questionnaire is at
present being made up and will
appear in The Ubyssey as soon
as it is complrt-.d. Later Individual    copies   will    be   distributed.
Professor Ejects Co-Eds
From Male English Class
4)    Because one English professor  finds  feminine  pulchritude  too  much  of a  distraction while  he   is   lecturing,
about ten girls will be forced to miss one English 2 lecture
per week.
Some     twenty    girls,    who    had -™_™_^.™-^-s^-ss-s^________________i
been deluded Into believing that
they would hear an interesting
lecture, withered before the scathing glance cf Professor Wood at
one-lhlrty-two Wednesday afternoon.
"I am not accustomed to lecturing to young women In this
course," Professor Wood announced in his usual stentorian monotone. "Such young women will
therefore vacate tho room at
once."
Strangely enough, not one young
woman protested on tho grounds
that she wished to bo considered
a young lady. Instead, the girls
moved out en masse blushing un-
ccmfortably ond accompanied by
loud hi sos and boos from tho
roomful of males, who were merely   trying to  hide   their heartbreak.
Granted    that,    cf     thoso     twenty
PROFESSOR FREDDY WOOD
. . feminine pulchritude
was too much
fills
only
tuvo
boss
ras's
t!.'    I'L-
thvi"    a-.o
purpose   in  ;
was   to   gce/.<
, r   at   Profe
mav    bo.    a
are    at    lea
about ten whose
lu-nding the lcc-
• dream ty at tin;
-sor Wood as the
tlie sumo time
si   ton   who   war.;
thoro to learn somelh' ng. All last
term, t'.u-'e ten girls attended the
lo.turi's given by Professor Lars'. i\ and Dr. MacDonald without
being   ejected.
As during last term, tho girls'
Engl I h 2 lectures ire given on
Mondays and Wednesdays, the
Ik ys' on Wednesdays and Fridays.
Tho r n girls referred to above
fin 1 themselves In the unfortunate
io ifon of having a lecture in
some other subject at 1:30 Monday
i-l'ternocn. and arc therefore prevent -d from attending the girls'
lecture.
At. present the young ladies are
teo • nraged lo make any coherent
;t: tements to the press but It. is
t'ca'ed rrcf"Ssor Wood may nol
fin 1 it safe to walk across lives in u without a bodyguard if
.•..■li.. r.i'lho.l is not found h> _.p-
p".s:.   ti". it   indignation.
Green  Room
Loses Risk
To Alberta
C Occupants of tlio Green Room
will lose a friend and helper
toma'i'iow when Sydney Risk
leaves Vancouver to become director of rural dramatics for the Extension Department of the University   of   Alberta.
In his two years with the Players
Club. Mr. Risk has produced two
outstanding Spring plays, "Thc
Curtain Rises" and "Pride and
Prejudice." Ho also directed "Lovers Leap." "Tons of Money,"
"Tweodle.-." and "Personal Appearance" for the Players Club and
Players-   Club   Alumni.
Mr. Risk graduated from the Uni-
vertisy of British Columbia in
1931). Two ye-nrs later he went to
London where hi; began his dramatic career. One of tho highlights of his six years in England
waa tho production of his own
radio   play   "Fog"   over   tho   BBC.
PUBLISHED TWICE WEEKLY BY THE PUBLICATIONS BOARD OF THE UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA
VOL. XXIII.                                                VANCOUVER, B. C, FRIDAY, JANUARY 10th, 1941 No. 22
Austen Classic On Tonight
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-Photo by Bill Grand W;th' n fcw exceptlons the BMno
•<   A  placo of quiet relaxation  In the evenings after         ho a teacher Isn't easy, ond Jack Rattenbury, Ed urn- cast  which   won   acclaim  all   over
a  tough  dny's  work—that's Brock  Hall.    Snapped           tion student, found one of Brock Hall's spacious arm the  I-rovince  lus<-  year  will  again
by   tho   Ubyssey   photographer,   these   undergraduates           chairs   the  very  spot  In  which  to  relax.     And  when ™pc£"J   ?n. tne,  Auditorium   stage.
.  ■ i           ■       I            ..7.                           ...             ..,             •    .         .                       .           .         ._-.-.         ,..-•■. rho  club  has  taken  time  and  en-
are  Inking  advantage  of  the new  regulations  which          Jock   relaxes   ...   he   relaxes!     On   the   right,   Ranji ,.„    i     .„■.!<•__  n,u.  -.„,.<•„,.„,„.-,.„  „
*-*-tnC'        l"      HltliS.t       I'llo      JJtJl 1 Ol III Oil CO      C*
keep Ihe building open till 10 p.m.    On the left, Mnrv           Mattu   finds   that   military   training   Is   even   harder success   both   for   the     University
Hyslop,   fourth   year   nursing   co-ed,   retires   to   the            than football  ...  so  Ranjl  takes off his heavy  mill- und    for   tho    Red    Cross,    and   it
sanctuary  of a  well-stuffed  chesterfield  with  a  good           tary boots In accordance with regulations, and settles asks   the   student   body   to   do   its
book  after  a hard  day  at  thc  hos-atal.    Learning  to            c!own with the funny papers. part   by  buying  tickets.
mmmmmmmmm^mm>-—mmmm^mwmmmmmmmmmm^m.m-_n-_----_-i*mm*m*****^m**m*mm.mmts**m^mmmmmm********m^-_^-^-^-^-h._mbi_ Sidney    Risk,    who     has     supervised   plays  at   the   University  for
"H MS    Pirmfor**"        Co-EdsAtWUS ™::l;j?z JL^Jliz*
-*- ■*■ • XTJ_L«i__^«         M.     XUUlV/1  V<                                  j.   *              .               £, . Prejudice  .    This  will   be  the  last
_      _                .-                           A                           .                                                                        IVieeting   OtgU play   that  Mr.   Risk   will  direct  at
Marks Anniversary   For war work £*.-■ £«*? srir^x
mS                                                     , versity  of  Alberta  where  he is to
S~\ -_C          T^  >■                   *                 l-O                    *^_                   *    Vrgent   »»Pca,s   for   more   «"- take   up   a   position   on   the   Ex-
1     IT             Vlll^ir\£ll           Snri^tV                  thuslastlc help in the Women's tension   Board.
V^X            IVJ   UAll^ll           OUC1C Vy             War -Work in Brock Hall,  for real Yesterday the  players performed
Self  Denial  at  least  once   a  week, befor, Austen classic School stud-
%     AU  try-outs  for   parts  in  the   Musical   Society's  spring         anc1     whole-hearted    co-operation entSi nnd membcrs of the cast as
production "H.M.S.  Pinafore"  will be completed today.         .wit,\   th(L Women's   executive   to well „s thoso  who havo set>n the
*                                                                    _           boost   U.B.C. s   war   effort   to   tho rclvcarsols   feel   that     tonight,     on
Full-time    rehearsals    will    com-          s________mm~—~..m**********.          fullest    capacity;    these    were    the ,hch.   own   sU)fic,   the   cuiialn   will
moncc-   next   week,   and   the execu-             _                    -                                                            keynotes      of       the      address      by ,._so   on  tho   bost   production   yet.
live  will  outline  complete   plans at           jS|   1 1 fl £* t~% T <2                              Dorothy  Hird   and Dean  Bollert  at Tickets  mav   be   obtained   at   the
tho Musical Society  banquet Tues-           '^ V'^V* V'1X ^^                              tho    first    meeting    of    the    W.U.S. quad   box office,   the   Green  Room,
day night.                                                               1\/T               -4.       T T                                  hC'cl   "'   n°°n   Wednesday,   in   Arts or   from    Players'    Club   members
President Tom  Robinson  expects           IVjLUSl.         %+J SC                       10°'. f°1'   50c'     Siace   no   scnls   »»«   re"
this     year's     performance,     which                                                                                            From   now   on,   tho   Brock   Hall served,  the  best   in  the  house  are
marks tho silver anniversary of tire          U««_r^^^1»-     XjT«-_ 1 1              Wil'  b° 0pen  fr°m 9:3°  tlU  3:3° on to  be   ,1Bcl   by  coming  early.    The
Musical Society, to be the best yet.          J_3 lCjCK.    -LjLcilX             Tuesdays   and   Fridays   instead   of Red Cross needs the help of every
"As always, the men have respond-                                                                                              every   afternoon,   to   enable   those m-embcr   of   the   student   body,
ed   gallantly,   In   spito   of   lack   of          ^      Students    are    expected          8'r,!l    with    atternool>    lectures   to A list of the cast may  be found
time   owing   to   military   training."                       tQ use BrQck R   „          fa             ^aJ"--^^^ to^win- 'and ^  ^^ tWO'
he commented.                                                                                                                                         up  as  supeivisor&  tor  sewing  ana ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^™
Robinson  also  praised  the   work evenings now that the Board knitting   and   crocheting   in   their
done by Professor Walter Gage and         of   Governors   has   agreed   to          spare time. C#*»r»   Pfdtam
Dr.  W.  L.  MacDonald,  two faculty          l„avp i(. onpn ..nfil  1nnm                     In tho week of January 14, a Felt --ffOff   -rrt}S8
member.!  who always contribute  a              -m .           uPe"     ,"" xu P'm'               Hat D. ivo  will be held to  get felt Men   students,   banned   from   the
great    deal    towards    Musical    So-          ,   rhls c°ncessicn is an experiment          which   will   be   mado   into  slippol.3 co.ed   High   Jinx   last   night   took
ciety  productions.    Professor Gage           ° *ec  *' U?e  f"denta  "-""y  *<*»*          for   refugees. their  revenge  by   climbing  on   the
will   assist  Mr.  E.   V.  Young,   dra-          !,° V&?, U>° b"llcllnS«-    " is possible              Weekly    Self-Denlal    days    will roof of the gymnasium and photo-
matic  director.    Dr.   MacDonald  ls          " ,  . ,, ®  e.".f    ,",.    .   ,    °°.re'          beein    next    week,    and    Dorothy graphing    the    girls    through    tho
helping with the musical direction,          ,        „.           „            "     lnt'-iest   1.          Hu.d   expressed   the   hope   that   at windows.    However,  the   boys,   ln-
whlch Is in charge of Mr. Williams.          nT    S'.,.      sh,l  n.™    r",,       i          least  S300  be ralsed  before  spring. eluding a Ubyssey reporter asslgn-
Uob     Bonnei       °lucU"^      Counc.l          Co-eds with spare periods on Wed- ed  to cover  the  party,  were thor-
ProduCtion   Staff                     m™         '                           Ubyssey.                    nesdays  were  asked  to sign  up  as oughly  doused  by  a  woman stud-
,             ,          *•       ,                       "Heat and lighting and the proc-          canvassers  for  the  various  faculty ent  who  climbed  up  behind  them
The    members     hems-elves   have         tor's salary for an extra five hours          tins. armed  with  a  pitcher of  water.
divided   into   two  largo  groups  for must   be   of   sumo   benefit   to   an ^	
the    purpose    of    carrying    on    the appreciable   number   of  stud- tits  if ^m^**^^m^m^^^***^mm^^m*mmmm*^^^^^^mmmmmmmm^^mm**Mm*^^m.i^^*m
work   more   efficiently.     Tho   pro-          tho   lato   closing    is   to   continue,"         n-«                                                  ^~~~* m
ductlon   staff   under   the   direction said  Bonner.    "After  the  Students' I     ^*V'*#*^v yy^ m <"J «-y^ y^s_> % mr\,'S^
of     production     manager    Duncan Council  left  on  Monday  night   tho JL    V-/ Lt^JLAl X.  -I £%. llll " _X * fmZ H.
MacFayden is as follows:                                  Brock    was    deserted.        Wo    hope          ^^^ ■*■                    *   *
Assistant   production   manager,                    when students become more aware          r   ■   ^   .-^          ______"_-*   j-*.  _, ] 1  _-^.         ^__*  % **±   ^_ 1 -___ _r^
Ruth McKenzie 6f   the   closing   extension    that   it Iff I     I _<t ¥ 1 II   I C*       i^ I >1 f^ _kT _Pk'f^.<»sJ
Slago  manager   Garth  Wado will   be   better   attended." -""    ^^        ""- -^ «*-■-■• V* __.%-/       K^T _LU.V>X\ V^X  »_3»
Concert  master   Edgar  Dowdney                                                                                                       _^      _,   .,      ,     ,       -               , ,
Orchestra  manager   Bill  Sinclair         *-*           V.      T*      C s-                                 •      Jotie is back on the Campus ! '
Stage carpenter     Holmes Gardner       Dr.   XV.  JJ.  OpeilCe                     -lhle diminutive little devil crawled back onto the greens-
Properties  convenors,                                „  - _. _             .__        .                       ward of the institution full of ideas and schemes for boosting
Mimi Schofield. Pat Weber       Vjf  JAi CW   Y OrU.                     this ye£U"'s super deluxe bound copy of your Totem.
Make-up convenor    Vera  Radcliffe         ^^*                               •%••*.     .                                  ~B\-\t   don't   think   Totio   was   dis- bb™^****,■..*_■..■
Costume convenor   Joan Ashby         C.-CI ITl/^liS     VlSltOT                 sipating   away   the  holidays  as   did ,      ,      ,
In   chargo   of   business   affairs   is-                                *                                                                   vou.   ....   a   lvmtler   oC   f.(,,t   he     v   . pockelbocks  for   dollars   clown.
business   manager   Fred   Middloton,           C    Visitor    on    the    campus    from           *    .   '   .""   '         *A                   . c      io       a.. .     A gigantic pci> meeting will bo
assisted   by   the   following:                                       New York ftx'ay is distinguish-           grinding   cut   fresh   copy   tnrough- hold  at   an   early   date   to  acquaint
Assistant   business  manager,                          ed   -educator   Dr.   R.   Li.   Spc-nco   of           out    the    - ixtcen   clay    respite,   and students   v.-itli    some   of    tho   work
Laura   Selkirk           Columbia   University,   who   is   pro-           yest'd-y      is. u-.d      the     following tb;,t   »'•' K   i,lto   -vo;"'   book   produc-
Ticket  managers.                                                    fo.--.or   ln   tho   Advanced   School   of           cnma'iiniqtic: lioa-       Ho-e, over,     taking    tho    cue
Hon White. Owen Sheffield           Education     at     Teachers'     College               1.   Tlio    Totem    is    sponsoring    a fl't;1"    ,,u!    horrible    disasters    that
Advertising   manager,                                         there-.                                                                              mammoth Kandid  Kamera Kontest have  ,net previous pep meets   (you
George Robertson               "Democracy  is  the svstcm  which           -'"''    '■'   < I'foring   a   year   book   for new   the   type)   Totie   has   specified
A.-sistant   advertising   manager,                    maintains the  open market  for  In-           the  }icst  f'--"Plsy of candid  campus th'";    ui    the    iiuorests     ol      jaclea
Kathleen Paterson           dividual      differences,"      he      told          fhot*     hnndcd     in'       A"     «'-mutcur stuc.es    there    w.ll     defuuoly     be
members   of   tho   Education    Class.           photographs    are    urged    to    -enter '«■'"•■•   ***>   "f   music,   and   plenty
                                     .                                      .,_.                .              ...                 ,   .   ■                th'-s    monev    makinc    =i-homo    in- hot:     lu   other   words,   the   v-e'bal
T        O     ¥T^        T>      T» "Progress vo    education    maintain:; niontsv     m.iKing    „cnemo    in- 	
I   .    ^     _H             I   ^%     Kan               .,       K           .    .        ..        .,..,,..           mrdato lv   1;v    brinein-*     over     all barrages will be cut to a minimum.
J^.J.rv.       IO     Dan              the   respect   for   the   md.v.dua ,:.t                        ^^Wc*    if    Mo     on      the The  Totem Staff  has also  dished
Cnmnilfi    rillhB           searches   out   his   special   capacities                               '                                                     b up   „   Kpoc.i;ll             ,.ise   whu.h   1h
Jin PUS    LilUDS           and his ability to contribute to so-           st:](.ff      The   judgc'-s   nxvard   will   bo ™°    lannlng    on    springing    some
Hlnnz-tiirn                                 ° C V'                                                                             based      on      both       quality-       and. day.scon.    Watch  the  Caf  for fur-
JlllCtLllVC                                     Dr.   Spence Is making Vancouver           quantity. (her   developments.
_    „.       .  «„           ,.       ,      ,                              tho only Canadian city on his tour               2.   Dollar   Down   Week   has   been When    the    last     words     of     tho
V     -he   I..S.H..   scythe   is   to   sweep           acl.osfl    the    continent.       He     came          dusted   off   and   will   be   instigated brief had   rolled   from   tho   teletype
the     campus     again,     following          here   particularly  to see  Dr.   David           next Monday, January 13.    Several Toil-    did    a    Thome    Smith,    but
the   drastic   elimination   of   inactive           Russoll   of   the   F.ducation    r>n.m.i't-.                  .             i          i            i        .    ., i      -.    •■        •        -v     -n   e-    ,   .i           .
,                                                                                 -tu...... u   oi    Lot   wuioiiiuii   uop..n-           unc'ereracls   who   missed   tho    pre- elon t   di'-pair.    You 11  find  trio cute-
cltilw   last   year.                                                       mcnt   wl,om   he-   knew   nt  Teachers'           Christmas     sales     camnaign     havo littl"  rascal  on  every  page  of vour
,   ct"    a,"^etul?    of    th0    U*-or          College   in  New   York.                                        hcen   ,,esterlng   Totie    for   another new.   bigger,    belter   All-American
L.S.t.. cn Wednesday, it was moved               Ho noted a trend today for pupils          chance   to   d-pusit   a   dollar   down Tote,,,.
that  il  overdue reports of their  ae-           to stay longer nt school,  and  urged           on     tbis     veer's     book.       Yieldine, Wake   sine    vou   get   a   copy   bv
tivitu-s were not. forthcoming, clubs          that   the   community   make   it   pos-           th, roforo.    to    pressuro     of     public putting   a   dollar   down   now!     The
woiil-1 not  be eligible for consider-           siblo  for   them   to  get.   real  life  ex-           orinicn.      nv-mbers    of    t!,e    Staff. place:      Pub     office.     Brock     II ill.
alien    by    tho    committeo    for    the           perlenco  by  part-time jobs such  as          coupled   with   tho--   of   The   Uh.v- The   tiuv:   next   week.     Tl,e   price:
Honorary   L.S.E,   awards.                                  delivering  newspapers.                                       sscy,    v-ill   be   waiting   with    cpen one   lone   buck.     Totem   est! Page Two
THE     UBYSSEY
Friday, January 10th, 1941
Campus
Sketches
COMMON VARIETY-THE ITALIAN FIZZLE
//
A C.U.P. RELEASE
By DOUG WILSON,
Queen's Journal
• Queen's University Is located in
Kingston, Ontario, commonly
called the "Limestone City," which
contains approximately 23,000
people, the city contains some
notable institutions. In addition
to Queen's there are I.M.C. and
the Kingston Penitentiary. Following in the tradition of the city,
practically all of Queen's buildings
are built of limestone. There are
almost thirty buildings, closely
grouped  around   the  campus.
This year Queen's is celebrating
its centennial year. It was founded ninety-nine years ago' by tho
Presbyterian Church In Canada,
affiliated with the Church of Scotland, which, following the Scotch
tradition, desired an educated Canadian ministry. The colleg- grew
slowly but surely, meeting and
overcoming great difficulties. In
1854 the Medical faculty was established, which, after surmounting serious financial difficulties,
has become one of the best in
Canada.
In 1877, Dr. G. M. Grant became
Principal, and under his direction
the university Increased in size
and prestige. He knew Canada
from coast to coast, and had a
vision of what she might be. He
determined to Implement thla
vision by making Queen's the national university she has since become. Today 'every province of
Canada is substantially represented ln the student body, not to
mention those from the United
States   and   foreign   countries.
Science Department
e In 1893 the Ontario government
founded the Ontario School of
Mining. The school -jiew so rapidly that additional buildings had lo
be built. In 1916 It amalgamated
with the University to form tho
department of Applied Science.
Queen's is especially strong in its
Mining Department. There Is a.
very large number of students
from the mining districts of northern Ontario, and Queen's graduates are to be found whereever
mining is carried  on.
Queen's was founded by a
Church, but was dedicated to tho
nati< n. As it; constituency widened lis constitution wa:; widened,
until in 1912, as a result of an
amicable agreement between tho
Church and tho Trustees an act
was passed by the Dominion Parliament removing the last vestige
of denominational control. Tiro
legislraticn has grown from 665 in
1900 to 1800 in 1910. In addition
Queen's has the largest extramur-
■al department of any university
In Canada. Including the extramural department, there is a total
registration of over 4,000. The last
reminder of the old days is tho
Theloogical School, associated with
the university and the Presbyter-
Ian   Church.
"Queen's College colours we are
wearing once again"—that's the
way     the     college     song     begins.
•   Looking
Backward
Way back in September of 1931,
Harold King filled a long-felt want
when he composed a theme song for
Varsity,   "Hail   U.B.C."
E. Haydn Williams, director of the
Musical Society, of which King waa
a member, made a special orchestral
arrungement of the melody, the
v. ords and music of which were composed   by  King.
"Hall U.B.C." has a martial note,
with a swing well-suited to the rousing and spirited refrain. What the
"Stein Song" did for Maine and
"Hail, Stanford, Hail" for California,
"Hail U.B.C." has done for the University   of   British   Columbia.
Few students know that the song
has a verse as well as a chorus.
Here   it  is:
Wo   wear   the   blue   and   gold   of
the   victors,
We   are   the   men   of   the   U.B.C.
All   other   teams   acknowledge   us
masters,
Wo, are   strong   in   adversity.
There's    work    for    the    day    and
work   for   tho   morrow,
Wo   are   tho   ones   who'll   do   our
share,
Shouting     in    joy    and    silent    in
sorrow,
Bravery   conquers   car..
There's red for Arts, gold for
Science and blue for Medicine,
and hence Queen's teams are just
as frequently referred to as Tricolour teams. The colours aro
strong ones and violent. They
stand out and fight with each
other, just as the faculties do, in
friendly rivalry, but they also
blend Into strong and enduring
fabric that Queen's. By the
ruling of the Alma Mater Society,
each freshman must wear all year
a ribbon of his faculty colour and
a tarn with a tassel of the same
colour.
Gaelic Influence
e The strong Scots flavor that
Queen's had at Its founding
has lasted to this day. It lingers
in the Gaelic names of buildings
and in the Gaelic words of the
yell. There is Ban Iigh Hall, Gordon House. 'Mucdonnell House.
Muir House, the women's residences. It expresses itself in tho
bagpipes of thc band and in the
freshman   tains.     The   yell  goes:
"Queen's!    Queen's!    Queen's!
Oil   thigh   na   Banrighinn  gu-
brath
Cha    gheil!    Cha    gheil!    Clui
gheil!"
Literally    translated     it    proclaims
"The    house    of    learning    of    tho
Queen forever.   Won't  yield!  Won't
yield!   Won't   yield!"
"Queen's has atways had a very
strong college spirit, and supports
its football teams regardless of
whether they win or lose, whether
their chances are good or poor.
Even though Queen's might not
have had a good team this year,
students regret that the War has
taken   away   football.
TONIGHT . . .
"Queen's   college    cplours   we
are wearing once again,
Soiled as they are by thc battle
and  the  rain,
Yet   another   victory   to   wipe
away the stain •
So boys go ln and win."
That's the Queen's song, and it
express-js the Queen's spirit. The
worse the rain and the worse the
mud, the better they play. It is
sung to the tune of "John Brown's.
Body."
College Spirit
9 For the past eighty years the
Alma 'Mater Society has been
synonymous with "government of
the students, by the students, for
the students." It is probably the
most democratic government of its
kind on the continent. There is
faculty spirit in the elections, but- «
after election it is Queen's spirit.
Because il Is desired to keep tho
Queen's spirit, fraternities unforbidden at Queen's. Several
years ago. Queen's had a rugby
team of championship calibre, of
which several members belonged
to a fraternity. The players wore
tried before the Court, found
guilty, and at the expense of victory, were removed from the team.
Queen's is a national institution;
it is doing ils part in the national
emergency. It hos cancelled all
intercollegiate .sports, it has greatly enlarged tho C.O.T.C, it is
giving military training to all men
over 18, It has founded a War
Aid Commission, to which profits
from many campus activities go.
It is providing training for girls
in the spheres in which they may
be needed. Many undergraduates
did not return to colleg-, having
joined the armed forces. In tho
words of its Chancellor ut the recent convocation, "Queen's will
cany   on."
Letters to the Editor
Ed Note—This letter was mislaid after the Arts-Aggie Pep
Meet, but the subject matter still
applies.
Dear   Sir:
Why is it that the microphone
is in such a perilous position?
Whenever there Is a playful par-
ado across the stage or whenever
there Is a curtained stage, some-
nimble-wltted person must dive to
catch the falling mike.
In order to curtail any further-
damage to this valuable Instrument, by careless Viands or by the
smothering curtain, may I present
tlio following suggestion? That
the microphone be suspended from
tho  celling.
One can see little to hinder such
a change. A strong cord or cable
and a few additional articles would
enable the microphone to be regulated ln height for speakers or, if
necessary, completely removed by
providing a plug-In socket at the
microphone. The Idea of a plug-
In socket ls to allow the microphone to be completely removed
from the cable which may be
drawn  up  out  of  sight.
Surely, at our age, we must
know that folly cannot and must
not bo stopped. Realizing this
fact we must take protective
measures. Why not let the above
mentioned be one of more, many
more   protective   measures.
Yours philosophically,
An Inventive ARTSMAN.
"Pride and
Prejudice" Cast
Mr. Bennet Lister Sinclair, Arts'42
Hill Alison Cummlngs, Agrlc. '43
Mrs. Bennet,
Margaret Morris, Arts '41
Lady Lucas ...Ruth Heyer, Arts '41
Charlotte Lucas,
Shirley MacDonald, Arts '43
Elizabeth Bennet,
Nancy Bruce, Arts '41
Jane Bennet,
Josephine Kennedy,  Arts '40
Lydia Bennet,
Pauline   Scott,   Arts '40
Mr.   Darcy   John  Glen.   Arts '41
Mr.  Bingloy ...Archie  Bain,   Arts '41
Mr. Collins  Arthur Hill, Arts'44
Mr.  Wickham,
Patrick Keatley,  Arts'40
Caroline Bingley,
Mary   McLorg,   Arts '42
Mrs.   Gardiner,
Mary   Buckerfield,   Arts '43
Lady  Catherine do Bourgh,
Lorraine  Johnstone,   ArUs'40
Colonel Guy   Fitxwlllium,
James Frazee,   Arts '40
Self-Denial Day
Repeated Next
Wednesday
• Next Wednesday is self-denial
day. Dorothy Hird and. Nancy
Carr, in charge of Women's War
Work at the University urge that
students make a greater effort
than ever to help the Red Cross.
There are more weeks in the
Spring term, and therefore more
chance to GIVE. This term instead
of a competition between faculties
for the largest donation, there will
will be a contest for first placo
amongst the different years.
Whito tins will be for first year
contributions, blue for second year,
yellow for third year, and red for
fourth year. Special tins will lie
put out for fifth year science, education  and  graduate students.
"Girls in charge of tins MUST
be on time to look after them,"
emphasized   Dorothy   Hird.
Glass Leaders
To Emerge In
Frosh Ballot
• The primal conflict, the Freshman class elections will take
place in Arts 100 on Wednesday,
January 15. Nominations for president must be ln by next Monday,
and must be signed by ten members of the class.
The second nomination for president and these for secretary-treasurer and Women's and Men's athletic representatives are made from
the floor. The secretary-treasurer is to be a girl.
AU presidential nominees will
speak for two minutes, and their
seconders for three. All the others
will give two minute speeches.
Charlie Nash, Junior Member, ls
in charge of the arrangements.
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THE      UBYSSEY
Page Three
Junior League Will Bring
Cabaret To Inter Frat Ball
^    The gleaming dazzle of
a line of shapely kicking limbs will form lusty
fare for Varsity students
when Junior League presents their famous footlight
parade at the Greek Letter
Red Cross Ball at the Commodore, January 24.
The floorshow will be on exact
replica of that put on by the
Junior League at their Cabaret
last fall. At that time thc Commodore was jammed to tho doorways with 1300 paying patrons
two nights In a row.
Anxious
Anxious to aid the Red Cross,
Varsity co-eds will shoulder half
of the four dollar admission charge-
to the function. Already every
sorority girl on the campus has
pledged herself to purchase a two
dollar ticket to the affair.
A publicity committee under
the chairmanship of Audrey Reifel
and Bob Parkinson is already
laying plans for a city-wide
campaign   to   popularize   the   Ball.
Many and varied are the stunts
planned for the enjoyment of undergraduates In the ensuing
we.eks.
The amount tuned over to the-
Red Cross is expected to reach
four   figures.
Th-- affair will be held in conjunction with similar functions
throughout   the   continent.
Bollert Approves
Co-op Success
Red Shirted Co-Ed
Works Among Men
In Science Faculty
• Over In the drafting room of
the Applied Science Building
aro 175 husky red - sweatered
sclencemen — and one demure red-
sweatered blonde.
This lone woman is Edna Anita
Clarke, 19, 4612 West 11th Avenue,
who hails from Pentlcton. She
has the distinction of being the
only woman enrolled in the engineering   faculty   at   U.B.C.
Edna has big ideas about the
abilities of the fairer sex. Her
own ambition ls to become an aeronautical  engineer.
NOTHING UNUSUAL
She sees nothing ot all unusual
about her chosen profession, and
declares that she's "just like any
other girl." Edna's chief hobby
is  photography.
Edna plans to remain at U.B.C.
until she receives her B.A.Sc. degree, and then go on to another
university for post graduate work
ln aeronautics.
Dr. J. N. Finlayson, Dean of
Applied Science, reports that opportunities exist for wem-en ln all
branches   of   engineering.
"Although women naturally find
the field a bit limited because
they are not suited to field and
shop work, they can find excellent
opportunities In designing, special
measuremet procedures, and fln-a
detail   work,"   he  said.
Edna Clarke
PROFESSOR H. F. ANGUS
Professor H. F. Angus, of the
Rowell-Slrols commission and head
of the the department of economics,
political science and sociology, was
accorded signal honor this week
with the announcement that he
had been appointed to the committee for registering Japanese residents in British Columbia.
University
Law Society-
May Revive
• Under tho leadership of Arthur
Fouks, president of the Parliamentary Forum, an attempt is
being made to revive the Law Society on this Campus.
The reincarnated Law Society is
to have an aim and a purpose.
First, to work for the establishment
of a law faculty at this university.
Second, to establish a connection
between those students intending to
take up law and the law profession in tho city. The purpose would
be to ensure a position for members on graduating from university.
Student Biographies Found
On Library Table Top
By ADAM WALDIE
S^    "Fools' names, like Arts' faces,
Are always seen in public places."
Thus quoted a member of the Science Race amidst thousands
of autographs in the Doodlers' Paradise — the underside of
the Library table-tops.	
Names     can     be     found     dating ^™l^"*,_B_aa"a»^s»«_*___________________-i
back to Arts '29, but one is inclined to doubt the authenticity
of "Walter Gage, Arts 1888". Many
pessimists have beon honest in
allowing plenty of time for graduation as, when they sign "Science
48", but most h-esitant seems to
be  "F. P.  Griffin,  Arts X?"
Some students have strong desires to be remembered, if not
famous, "John Hanks" is entered
several times 'Penny Runkie, Arts
'44" can be seen at least twice In
distinctive characters, but "Harry
Nlkaido, Arts '41" seems to win
with   five   autographs.
For the one who is sneaking a
few minutes from his worK. to
entertain himself with the doodle-
gallery, there is already much
stern advice awaiting him . . . "Put
it   down   and   get   to   work,"   said
ono   rebuker,   but   "Get   the  H	
back    to    work"    was    meant     for
By jack McMillan
^ For the first time on
this campus a girls' coop is operating successfully,
following the example set by
the boys last year.
Dorothy Brown, now at Pittsburgh on a Social Service scholarship, and Joyce Carter, aided by
the Canadian Student Assembly,
organized the house during the
summer vacation and at present
seven girls are "living together
and liking it" at 4463 West 13th
Avenue.
Working at first in conjunction
with the three boys' co-ops, thc
girls found that the boys' food
buying was net satisfactory, so
that now they are soloing on the
groceries, carefully watching their
calories.
The cost Is twenty-five dollars
to each girl with a possible refund
at the end of the year. Jean Armstrong, house leader; Evelyn Watt,
treasurer, and Nina Hutchinson,
kitchen manager, watch the pennies so that very little waste is
allowed. ,
The girls use the honour system
with   regard  to  evenings  out,   and
although no definite curfew is set
the hous_ mother sees that the
girls keep regular hours and that
school work Is not neglected. The
exem results show thot their
standard is high, and that thc
small amount of work that each
must perform does not affect
studies.
Dean Bollert, who was a guest
at dinner on December 27, after
examining the efficient operation
of the he use, expressed enthusiasm
and hopes to see more established
next  year.
A progressive feature ls tho
study of the co-operative system
in detail with a vie to training
the girls as possible hcuse leaders
next  year.
SCHOLARSHIP    STUDENTS   —
Students are requested to call at
the Registrar's Office for their
scholarship cards as soon as possible, have them certified by their
instructors and turned in to the
Bursar's Office by Tuesday, January 14th, or Wednesday, January
15th, so that they may obtain the
second payment of scholarship
money on those dates.
Varsity To Be Scene
Of Leadership Camp
^    Over a hundred young people from every corner of the
province will arrive on the campus next week, for the
second annual Rural Leadership Camp, under the direction
of the Department of University Extension.  «
Rural sociology, including marketing, social legislation and price
control har, a common interest for
these students, although conditions in their particular community   may   be   widely   different.
Physical education will .be directed by Miss Gertrude Moore
and Maury  Van  Vliet.
The first group will arrive this
week to put the cabins in order
and arrange for the rest of tho
students.
The camp was inaugurated last
year by Dr. G. M. Shrum. heod
of tho Extension Department, who
says "It's the finest type of adult
education   possible."
Tho course will bo similar to
the one carried out last year, 'except that greater emphasis will be
placed on such subjects as first
aid, and citizenship. The girls
will study war-time dietetics, in
addition to the Home Economics
ities   may   bo   widely   different.
Newman Club
Holds Oregon
Convention
• Five U.B.C. studenta attended
the annual convention In --tort-
land of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the Newman Club during
tho Christmas vacation.
Between fifty and sixty delegates from British Columbia,
Washington, Oregon, Idaho, and
Montana were present at the
Cathedral   School   in   Portland.
The theme and key-note of the
conference, "Lay Leadership" was
sounded by Archbishop Howard.
This was followed by an address
by Mayor-elect Riley.
The conferenco was officially
opened with a breakfast on the
morning of Saturday 28th. Following this Henry Curran, of U.B.C,
presented a brief address. Ou
Saturday evening the delegates
attended a banquet at the Chamber   of   Commerce.
Monday 'evening was the occasion of another banquet at the
Portland Hotel, followed by a
dance  at  Janzten  Beach  Pavilion.
Sandy Na: h, of U.B.C. was elected president of the Chapter
and Marion Murphy, also of U.B.
C. was elected to the position of
Correspond inn;   Secretary.
These attending from this university were Sandy Nach, Marion
Murphy. Henry Curran, Joan
Costelle,   and John   Seyer.
Tbe University
ot
British Columbia
Last  day
Term Fees is
for  payment  of  Second
January 13th, 1941
AU cheques must be certified and
made payable to The University of
British Columbia.
Mailing certified cheques to the
Bursar is recommended.
For regulations governing Fees —
see pages 39-42 inclusive of University
Calendar.
BURSAR,
THE   UNIVERSITY
OF BRITISH COLUMBIA
LATE Fee will be Strictly
enforced after Jan. 13th
Bonner and FouksTravel
East For McGoun Debate
ROBERT BONNER
. .  . Travelling East
S.C.M. Confers
During Xmas
Holidays
C' During the holidays members
of the S.C.M. held a conference
wilh members from V/.r:;iiiv,lc.ii
un' vcrritier—Pue,' I. "o.md, 'J.altie.
and Washiivf-lcm State. A banquet
w.s held in Brock Hell on I3.com-
I or Mil, wi'.h a stud.'/ 'eoup nfie:-
v/ai'ds.
On Drrc-ml-er 31 tho cenferenco
c.mtinu'ed and wound up e/ith a
New Year's Eve dance in tlie ballroom cf Brock Hall, 3id Poulton'-:
orchosda .supplying tho music,
folk, wed by breakfast and more
dancing.
# Their valises filled with
pamphlets, volumes and
charts dealing with international law, Robert W. Bonner and Arthur Fouks will
travel to Winnipeg this
week-end to debate a University of Manitoba team in
the annual McGoun Cup debates. They -will uphold the
negative of the resolution,
"That the recognition of a
system of international law
enjoying a primacy over national law offers the best
hope of a permanent world
peace.
The McGoun Cup debates are
held the third Friday in January
among the universities of Manitoba. Alberta, Saskatehewan, and
British Columbia to determine the
Intercolltgiate debating championship of Western Canada. Each
University fields two teams, one
upholding the negative and tho
other the affirmative of thc resolution.
Pesont holder of the McGoun
trophy Is th-e University of Saskatchewan who have held the cup
for   tho   past  two   years.
Beth Bonner and Fouks have an
extensive debating record at uni ■
verslty   and   high   school.
Durinc; his debatine; years a1
Britannia Hie.h School, L.S.E.
pro iclont Robert Bonner helped
win the Inter-High debatine,
ch.ampinn-h'p for his school. Continuing his debet in p; octivllles at.
U.B.C, ho participated In inter-
ecUerjialc- debutes and symposium ;
with Athur Fouks against the University of Washington. A member of tlie Forum for the past
three years, Bonner is an honor
students ln Economics and Political  Science.
The   short   and    voluble    Arthur
ARTHUR   FOUKS
. . Forum President
Fouks, president of tlio Parliamentary Forum, has, acquired considerable distinction as a debater
and crater not only in University
circles but also in Jewish. Durine,"
the past four years Ive has rcprc-
sc.ited UB.C. twice against tho
University a{ Washington and several liir.ci in the Vancouver City
Dr'.: tine; League. Hc.Id-er of a silver debu'.ine: award. Fouks finds
time te he an lienor -.Indent in
Kcnnomics:   and   Poli'.ienl   Science.
Tho debate in Vancouver, a-
p.ainet a teem from th-.- University
if Hes!"ilchcwan will be held in
tho Hetol Geo."c;in at 8:lf> p.m
Sti'.donV. will be admitted free on
;resen'.atien of their pass. Ad-
mis' ion for all Olivers i.s 35c, pro-
coeds   in   aid   of   the   Red   Cross.
Tho debates will take place next
Friday,  January   17.
those   who   persisted.     Anyone   Interested can also find  a few good,
healthy   oathes.
•
Many nationalities are represented in the collection, and a few
fame-seekers have even signed
their home-town. Among the
cities thus represented are Calgary, San Francisco, Sudbury,
Nashville, Term., and Shanghai,
China.
The tender sentiment is present
too, and is quite strong judging
from the number of "heart-and-
arrows" engraved In the backing,
as "Jack and Velma" or "Ed Bar-
rie, Jean Hill". But unfortunately
the after-effects are remembered,
as one disillusioned has chosen
this good advertising medium to
proclaim that "I will be responsible for no debts contracted in my
name after this date." (Signed)
Isaac  Jones,  Aggie  '30.
"Save that caution money,  don't
write here," was the advice of one
crank.     Another   homely   lad   was
"God's gift to conservative women
over 60."   Ronald Hayman  (Aggie)
was   quoted    "I   love    the    lowly
swine".    And  typical   of  th_   Library  inhabitants is:
"Willie   Johnson   came   on  over
So the girls could look him over
And now they call him Cassan-
ova."
But someone at least wanted to
pass on some joy to succeeding
generations of students, since he
left a cocktail recipe (for those
who can afford it). "Diamond
Fizz" (Disher Special) 1 pt. gin,
2 pts champagne, and 1 dash
lemon.
Goss Sings
At Varsity
Thursday
• John Goss, distinguished young
English baritone, will appear In the
Auditorium at noon next Thursday, offering a program of French,
German,   and British  songs.
During the past ten years, John
Goss has come to be recognized as
ono of the finest recital singers of
his generation. He has sung in almost every large city in Canada
and the United States, and has
made appearances at the best
American Universities.
Elsa Disney will accompany Mr.
Goss at the piano.
Below is the program:
Shakespeare Songs  (18th century).
Come away, death  Dr. Arne
Sigh, no more, ladles Dr. Arne
Lawn as white as driven
snow   Thomas Linlcy
Orpheus with his
lute  William Llnley
Lleder au Die Schone
Mullerln   Schubert-
Das Wandern
Wohln?
Die Neugierige
Ungeduld
Chansons  Henri Duparc
Soupir (Sully Prudhomme)
Laments  (Theophlle Gautler)
Chanson Trlste (Jean Lahor)
Folk Songs
I'll give my love an apple (English) arr. by Vaughan Williams
New Year's Night (Welsh),
arr. by Oerrard Williams
Ae fond kiss  (Scottish),
arr. by Healy Wlllon
Kitty,  my  love,  will you  marry
me   (Irish),
Radio Society
Tests Talent
For Dramas
* A meeting of all old, new, and
prospective • members of the
Radio Society will be hold Tuesday at 12:30. in the campus studio,
top  floor of  tho   Aggie   Building.
The meeting will consist of auditions and discussions of plans for
the Spring term. An experimental
drama group will bo formed total! students. Interested in this new
medium. This group will afford
an opporlunily for anyone interested in technical work, announcing', dramatics, script work or direction.
R hearsals for the I'ir.t dramatie-
prosentatioti in January, "U.B.C
Cavalcade", will start next week
in    th'-    campus   studio.
AU students interested in any
phase of radio work are asked to
attend or notify the Socloty
through the A.M.S. office letter
box. Page Four
THE      UBYSSEY
Friday, January 10th, 1941
•  From   The  Editor's  Pen  »  »  »
.   Greeks Ball
The Greeks Ball in aid of the Alma
Mater Red Cross Fund promises to be one
of the largest affairs ever held by U.B.C.
Besides the fraternities and sororities, other
large organizations on the campus are cooperating enthusiastically. Several other
universities are holding dances on the same
or a close date for the same purpose so that
the idea has a national and an international
significance.
There has been some criticism of the
decision to hold the ball downtown Instead
of in Brock Hall. Arguments advanced were
that Brock Hall costs only a negligible
amount, that the Varsity Dance orchestra
had offered its services free, and that students would support a dance on the campus
probably even more than a dance downtown.
It was decided to hold the dance downtown though because the fraternities and
sororities believed that they could! attract
more of their alumni and more outsiders to
a dance there than to one on the campus.
One of the chief arguments against using
Brock Hall lounge for large formal functions is that it cannot be fitted out in cabaret
style. An ordinary dance hall is not quite
suited to serving refreshments to a large
number of people nor to the presentation of
a revue or floor show.
If all major formal functions continue to
be held off the campus, it might be a good
idea for the Council to follow one suggestion that has been brought up lately, namely
to make it possible for the lounge of Brock
Hall to be turned into a cabaret. The tables
need not be expensive ones, in fact they
could be of a folding type that could easily
be put away between formal dances.
We hope that the executive in charge of
the Greeks Ball has considered carefully
where they will be able to raise the maximum amount for the Red Cross without
putting too much weight on the maximum
enjoyment of those who go to the ball. They
need not thing that no one is willing to make
a sacrifice because many are only waiting
for the opportunity.
The more co-operation all societies and
Individuals give this ball, the more it will
be a true University effort. It is being sponsored by the fraternities and the sororities,
and its success or failure will depend ultimately upon them, but everyone is invited
to help and to go to the ball itself.
In this campaign as in others that will
come up during the rest of the term, we
have an opportunity to show something of
that college spirit which we never seem to
have in ordinary years, but which we always
display when the need arises.
Open At Night
Brock Hall is open in the evenings at
last after prolonged negotiations between
the Students' Council and the Board of
Governors. It will remain open only if the
clubs that asked for the use of it in the evenings, and the students at large, make use
of it. Otherwise there is no point in paying
a proctor for the extra time, and the Board
will hardly do so if the building is empty,
every evening.
There is little doubt that Saturday afternoons ln Brock Hall will be very popular;
but the evenings may not be so for awhile
until clubs an individuals get used to its
being open. Then it will become the true
centre of student life' it was intended to be.
In the meanwhile, now that all the advantages of the building are available, everyone should try to make full use of it.
H
omewar
dB
ourv
By Peran
A train full of students homeward
bound for Christmas spells fun and merriment, and thereby hangs many a tale. This
year was no exception, and as few Vancouver dwellers know anything about such a
trip home, this is what it is like:
On the last day of exams, we packed
hurriedly and met downtown for an afternoon sBow. The afternoon also included
last minute Christmas shopping followed by
a dinner in one of the big restaurants where
we all sat at one long table. After the meal,
fingerbowls were observed with interest.
Then down to the stctliun to catch the
train. We were a little late getting there
so that we had to walk through four coaches
till we found seats. When luggage was
stowed away, we wandered out on the platform till the train started with a jerk and
we caught it on the run.
Soon some of the boys began to get
out their fiddles and there was the sound
of an accordion or two from one end of the
car. We all gathered around, hanging over
the backs of seats and sitting on the arms.
The first songs were Varsity songs, but then
we branched out to all the old and new
familiar songs. When we got tired of singing the violins kept going.
Caviar, Caviar
I remember two or three sciencemen
teaching a little girl of some eight years the
engineers' songs. They had to change a few
words here and there, and sometimes it
spoiled the rhyme.
Late in the night, everyone settled down
in the least uncomfortable positions as the
lights were turned down. Soon there was
no sound save for the rattle of the coaches,
the lonely howls of the locomotives, and the
occasional talking of some boy and girl in a
dark corner.
Although some of the boys called me a
plutocrat, I had breakfast in the dining car.
I can never resist the mixture of porridge
and cream and wild scenery that is breakfast on the train. Others spread out their
boxes of sandwiches and fruit and enjoyed
a substantial meal.
Usually the day following the first night
out is much quieter than the preceding evening. This day was no exception. Some
rend magazines and papers (I even saw
someone looking at a textbook), and some
of us began to get to know the girls from
the Interior who attend University, Normal
School, or the big hospitals, and who were
also going home for the holidays.
For a while in the afternoon as we
rolled swiftly down a small river valley, we
had some more music from the violins. The
valley was filled with snow, but the little
river was not yet frozen over. Once we
saw a deer standing in the water, and farther along, a coyote. The sun was glancing
down through the bare trees on the hillsides, covering small knolls -with light between the blue shadows of the hollows.
As the shadows closed down gradually
over the hills and valleys, we knew we were
getting near home. The last two hours were
the longest,. but out between the coaches,
we could see the lake glimmering far below
us between snow-clad mountains.
We put on our coats, gathered our belongings together, and at last as the train
whistled for the station, piled out towards
the end of the car.
Mouthings
Out on the platform, with swarms of
people everywhere, we said hello and goodbye. I saw one lad done out of his due.
He was met by his mother and father at the
station so that he was unable to say goodbye properly to two young nurses he had
become fairly well acquainted with on the
way home. The nurses were going a little
distance farther by train. Meanwhile, another boy filled the gap and received the
goodbye kisses.
At any rate we were home and it was
Christmas time and we were happy.
Student Management
The trouble is that the holidays were
not long enough, and now we are back at
the grindstone again.
Lately one thing has been bothering me.
Perhaps if I get it off my chest, someone
will clear it up for me.
The news that Brock Hall will be kept
open at night and on Saturday afternoons
was certainly welcome news. It is about
time something was done in that respect.
But there has been other rather disquieting news. The students seem to have lost
control of the management of their own
building, perhaps I should say buildings, because this business includes the Gymnasium
and the Stadium. When an organization
applies for the use of the lounge in Brock
Hall, the application goes to the Committee
for the Administration of the Brock Memorial Building, not to the Students' Council.
The revenues from all three buildings go
into a- fund administered by the Bursar,
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She will arrive here on January 14
and  remain   until  January   18.
Many special events have been
planned by the executive to take-
place during this tlmo. A Worship Service will be held at Union
College on Tuesday afternoon.
Wednesday evening at a Fireside
meeting for all the members Miss
Kinney will address tho group on
the subject of "Christian Faith In
Democracy." Her visit will be
climaxed by a tea for th-a Advisory
Board   on   Friday   afternoon.
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WINNIPEG:
Key Unlocks
"Stage Door"
• Ticket sellers for the University
of Manitoba Dramatic Society's
presentation of "Stage Door" worked up a novel scheme. Every
person who bought a ticket In advance was given a key to try in
the stage door. The lucky student
who got the key which opened
tho door received a free meal
ticket.
The scheme was so successful
that there was a sell-out performance.
MpNTREAL:
Sciencemen
Disappointed
e Sometime ago a group of second
yea-" sclencemen invaded a
meeting of the Psychology Club.
It was rumored that they intended
to take things over and liven up
the meeting and the campus. This
seemed like true engineering spirit; th. faculty and the seniors
nodded in approval for they felt
that they could then leave McGiil
with seren'- minds and calm hearts.
Th. engineers would continue to
show how meetings should be run
and how Arts buildings should be
raided.
Alas . . . the senior and the faculty are disillusioned. They will
leave the university, broken in
spirit and haunted with visions of
the liingineering building of the
future—peopled with long-haired
intellectuals, reminiscent of psych
professors, who would never think
of peering or tearing chairs apart.
Why this destruction of hope?
. . . the engineers went to that
meeting not to take it over, not
to break it up, not as a mere escapade, but because they wanted
to  learn  something  of  psychology.
MONTREAL:
Co-Eds Form
Wallflowers' Club
• You too can be a wallflower
seems to be the motto of the
newly organised Wallflowers'
Club at St. George Williams College in Montreal. Formed as a
knitting circle "for frustrated females who are consistently undated, the club has a constitution,
a  president,  but  little  opposition.
A co-ed is eligible for membership if she did not receive a bid
to the last campus dance. To
remain a member she must refuse
all subsequent bids or else pay a
nickel fine for each affair she
attends or has. A boy friend at
college makes the girl ineligible;
but sh_ may have one or two outside of college as long os he or
they do not take her to college
dances.
Married women, who are considered frustrated, are eligible for
honorary membership and the
freshette honorary is tolerated because   her  hubble   goes  to  McGiil.
The halo of the constitution
reads: Should any member contemplate marriage the prospective
brldgegroom must be approved by
the executive. If disapproved,
then the girl must renounce any
claims on the male or else withdraw  from   the  club.
WEDNESDAY — A.I.E.E. meets
Wednesday, January IS, ln M.E.
208, at 2:30 p.m. — Speakers: Patrick Nasmyth, on "Radio Detectors"; Fraser Jamieson, on "Noise
Rejection in Frequency Modulation."
Recordings Augment
Carnegie  Collection
S^    U.B.C.'s  ever-increasing  collection   of   recorded   music
now has another twenty-four sides.    These additions to
the Carnegie Library of Music consist of the works of composers as far back as 1500 and as recent as the 20th century.
Students   will   have   a   chance   to ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hear tho now records at tho next
two Monday recitals in Brock Hall.
These record concerts will be at
lunch hour on January 13 and 20,
the former featuring the remarkably modern "Fantastic Symphony" of Berlioz. Additional
recordings are to be added shortly.
Thc Berlioz: composition is performed by the Paris Conservatory
under the direction of Bruno
Walther, and is twelve sides long.
The records to bo heard the following week are Lalo's "Spanish
Symphony", Walton's "Crown Imperial", and two guitar solos by
Juan   Ponce.
Lalo's popular "Spanish Symphony" ls conducted by the Rumanian composer Enesco, with
Menuhln as violin soloist. Those
who recall the extinct ballad "Tip-
1-tln" will enjoy its coxinter-
subject when they listen to the
Spanish Symphony  on January 20.
A noteworthy piece of British
music is William Walton's "Crown
Imperial", a march composed for
the coronation of George VI in
1937. West Vancouver please note:
Mr. Walton's brother is one of
your contented settlers. "Crown
Imperial" is played by the B.B.C.
Orchestra directed by Sir Adrian
Boult.
The other recording contains
two guitar solos by Juan Ponce,
a Spanish composer of about 1500,
who is noted *or his connection
with the much-used ".olia" melody that originated in a Spanish
dance of the same name. The
numbers on this record are
"Mazurka" and "Little Waltz".
Andres Segovia, the famous guitar
soloist,   is  performer.
Students are reminded that requests ar. accepted. There Is a
catalogue of Carnegie recordings
in the Library next to the card
catalogue.
Tlie program at noon Monday
(January 13) in tho Main Lounge
of  Brock  Hall  will   be:
1. Berlioz'     Fantastic     Symphony    at    12:30.
2. A   Stravinsky   program   at
1:30.
Op
en
orum
•    Editor, the Uby«.scy:
Bus rides are a cammonplaee
habit to the average Varsity student, yet there is much to learn,
if one shares a seat with, for instance, a member of the Students'
Council, Most students are aware
by this time of' the existence and
purpose of this Council, yet how
many are willing to give it their
active, enthusiastic support? Obviously very few.
Most students are also aware of
Brock Hall, and of the fact that it
was erected by student funds, yet
how many are interested in active
student control of this building?
Again very few. These two facts
are linked ln that, recently, with
very little objection from anyone
but the Students' Council, the administration of Brock Hall wns
assumed , by the Administration
Board of the University. As a result, the operation of Brock Hall
ls not only inefficient, but also expensive. Yet how many students
have attempted, actively, to do
anything about iti? Obviously very
few, the reason being either that
"it's useless" or "too much bother"
to  try.
It is far easier to let the Students' Council receive not only
blame, and criticism, but also such
terms aa "rotten", "silly", or even
"smelly". Yet do the people who
apply these terms believe that the
council can exert authority merely
by dint of being elected? The
right to authority is the capacity to
exert it. The Students' Council
will only have that capacity when
the student body shows itself aa
eager to support as to depreciate
its council; when the student body
is willing to demonstrate that it has
elected its council to expres in no
uncertain terms, the will of the
student   majority.
To make our council powerful,
wo   must   prove   that   we   mean   to
Dances, Partfes
Complete Spring
Social Callendar
• With formals, mixers and plays
the social calendar of the university for the spring term is completely filled. Below is the official
schedule of events for the term,
but it is nevertheless subject to
change.
JANUARY—
9 (2nd Thursday)  Hl-Jinks
10   (2nd Friday)-;
Pride and Prejudice (Red Cross)
11    Mixer
18 Nurses'   Undergraduate   Ball
17 Fraternity-Sorority   Sing-Song
24 ..International   Fraternity-
Sorority Ball
30 Phrateres  Formal
31 Phi Kappa Pi Formal
FEBRUARY—
6 Junior  Prom
7 Alpha   Delta   Pi   and
Alpha Phi Formal
8 Alpha Gamma Delta Formal
13 Science   Ball
14 Phi Delta Theta Formal
15 Alpha  Delta  Phi  Formal
19—22  "H.M.S. Pinafore"
' Performance
20 Beta Theta Pi Formal
21 Delta Gamma  Formal
27 Co-Ed    Ball
MARCH—
8 Frosh-Soph   Party
7 Gamma Phi Formal and
Delta Upsilon
14 Phi  Gamma  Formal
14 Spring  Play
G. L. Shadbolt
Art Exhibition
Next Week
• Of   Interest  to  the  Art   Discussion Group and  others will be
the announcement that there will
bo an exhibition of drawings and
paintings by I.lr. G. L. Shadbolt
at the Vancouver Art Gallery on
January 14 to 26.
Last year Mr. Shadbolt gave an
exhibition at the university in the
Faculty room of the library which
caused considerable interest, and
ho intends to ask permission to
give another one in Brock Hull
later   in  tho   year.
support it in all of its actions. We
can get from our organization no
moro than we give to it. It is
therefore logical, that as something
must be done to increase stucienl
satisfaction with Brock Hall, we,
tho students, can do it through our
council,   and  we  must   do  It.
—"MACFRAM"
Whether this state of affairs has been
brought about because the Board of Governors believed that the students were incompetent to look after their own buildings,
or not, is hard to say. I know that the
buildings will be administered well under
the present set-up — very few people can
have any complaints so far — but I do oU-
ject to the principle of the thing. These
buildings would certainly not now be on
the campus if it had not been for the energy
and foresight of succeeding student governments. In combination with their campaigns
for these buildings, the Council built up
student government to a high level, but the
core seems to have disappeared leaving an
empty shell. So far as I can see, student
government seems to have more name than
power just at present.
If thc rumours going around about, these
things are true, somebody should get btisy
and do something about it. Friday, January 10th, 1941
THE     UBYSSEY
Page Five
• Ancient  History
...  _4 Chang Suey Serial
On A Diet * . .
Chapter 1
"The Junk In The
Chinese Junk"
S^    It all started back in the
days   of   Queen   Elizabeth.
"Frankie," said the old gal
to Sir Francis Drake, who
had taken her on at a quiet
game of Snakes and Ladders,
"we ought to educate all
those beastly savages you
discovered in America."
"Right you are, toots," ejaculated the suave Francis, and hastily
gathering together a bunch of the
The ORIGINAL Dr. Chang
Suey
boys, he jumped into his good old
S.S. Maquinna and tooled rapidly
across the Atlantic, and through
the Panama Canal—it wasn't built
in thos. days, but Drake's astigmatism was so bad that he never
noticed the difference. Then
straight   north  they  went.
"This looks like a good district,
Butch," he "hinted to his mate as
they shot into the Gulf of
Georgia.
"Right you are, boss," assented
Sir Ozymandlas Plink, tossing the
conversation right back to him.
"Nice mountains, nice sea, i;i fact,
very nice scenery," he added,
noting a foursome of native gals
doing the Conga on a stretch of
beach.
"We'll park here, Marmaduke,"
Sir Frank ordered the man at tne
wheel,   £i  churl   from   the  slums   of
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Liverpool. His nam-, was Bumsden, and Drake had hired him because he was good at running
things. With a practised hand, the
fellow swung the vessel into Burrard Inlet and ran it up on tho
sand.
Alas, Poor Indian
' "There's a fine airy spot for our
institution," declared Sir Ozzie, '
pointing to a large Grey Point.
So they started to land their cargo
of looscleafs, fountain pens, trig
texts, lab books, desks and cokes
until th. natives came around and
offered them furs and wampum If
they  would  stop   the   dirty   work.
But meanwhile good Queen Be3s
had jilted Philip of Spain, who
instead of taking it like an officer
and a gentleman got mad as a wet
hen.
"I'll do that dame dirt if it'j
the last thing I do!" he swore, rubbing his singed beard and chawing
on a Chicklet. So, summoning
Frankenstein, tho head of hl3
Gestapo, he proceeded to hatch a
villainous plot or two. "Have her
butler put arsenic In the Queen's
ice cream soda," he growled, "and
the next time we go shopping in
Woolworth's remind me to buy an
Armada. What's the matter with
you," he roared, glaring at poor
Frankenstein like a cadet Corporal
on a route march, "I pay you to
haw.  ideas too.  dont I?"
"Er, yesslr," admitted Steinie
apologetically, "I've heard Liz has
a New Dominion-Provincial Youth
Training scheme, and I thought
we might throw a monkey wrench
into th-a works." At this point
Phllsey grew purple in the face
and started to foam at the mouth,
and Frankenstein, who knew tho
symptoms of a royal apoplexy fit
as well as the next man, prud-ontly
retired to another room to phone
General  Fu   Manchu   in   China.
"Hello, Fu, (or if you like,
Phooey)," oozed he, "I want you
to send agent A 100 over to English Bay on the night ferry to do
a  little  job for me  there."
"A 100!" shrieked Fu Mnnchu,
"that's  where  the  timetable  said   I
Big Chief Sitting Bull Listen
wrote English I.' But h-e soon got
the drift of the Gestapo chief's
conversation—at three dollars for
two minutes he couldn't afford to
waste much time—and that night,
just as the gun was booming out
nine o'clock, a mysterious Chin-esu
junk   chugged   into   False    Creek.
Dirty Work
A large pink sign cn the front
said "Soo's Hand Laundry—Everything From Shirts to Sheets", but
they wouldn't have fooled Sir
Francis boys for a minute if they
had been around to see it. Only
unfortunately they weren't, for
Big Chief Sitting Bull Listen's
daughter, the Princess Dottie, was
giving a w. inor roast at Spanish
Banks that night, and all tho
sailors wero there. Even Sir
Frank and Sir Ozymandias, who
had merely said they might drop
in for a moment on their way to a
show, had so much fun that they
stayed.
So nobody saw the evil oriental
figures slinking from the junk into the underbrush, led by a leering fic-td with a drooping black
mustache. Out toward the Point
they crept, sneaking up on Drake's
carousing   sailors.
A horrible smile creased the
features of the leader of the orientals as ho looked at the seamen.
"They are off their guard now,"
sneered the original Dr. Chang
Suey to his followers, "we must
attack   before   dawn."
• (Will the orientals wipe out the
landing party? What happens
next? Will this attempt to spread
tho culture of the British Nation
end in failure? If you want to
find out, don't take History 18,
read  next week's Ubyaaey,)
DINE
AND DANCE
AT
HOTEL VANCOUVER
Shopping
With Mary Ann
• The Signboard
TUESDAY — The annual s-pring
Musical Society banquet will be
held Tuesday, January 14, nt six
p.m. in Brock Hall, and will be
followed by a social evening.
Guests for the evening Include
Professor Walter Gage, Dr. W. L.
MacDonald, Mr. C. Haydn Williams and Mr. E. V. Young. Invitations have also been extended
to Harry Lumsden, Jack Margeson,
and Janet Walker.
All members of the musical society are especially urged to attend
this banquet.
Final try-outs for the cast ot
"H.M.S. Pinafore" will take place
today on the auditorium atage,
from 11:30 to 2:30.
The make-up department are reminded of the make-up class at
4:30 today ln the musical society
room.
THE BIOLOGICAL DISCUSSIONS CLUB will hold on open
meeting at the home of Dr. and
Mrs. A. H. Hutchinson, S776 Kingston Road, Monday, January 13, at
8:13.    The B. C. Oame Commission
will  show motion pictures.
TUESDAY—The members  of Le
Cercle Francais will meet Tuesday
evening, January 14, at eight p.m.,
at the home of Dr. A. F. B. Clark,
5037   Maple  Street.    Recordings  of
modern French music with a commentary by Dr. Clark will be the
main feature of the evening.
Members are reminded to bring
fees for this term (30 cents).
FRIDAY—S.P.C. wiU hold a general meeting for elections in Arts
208 at noon on Friday. All members are asked to attend. Groupa
for this term will begin next week.
On Monday, "Modern Trends in
Thoughts" will be opened by Reg.
Wilson with "Basis of Modern
Liberalism" in Arts 208. The first
of a series of lectures on music
appreciation will commence In
Brock Hall on Tuesday. The lectures will be given by Dr. Halpern,
graduate of the University of
Vienna.
A "Speaking of Books", a new
group, will commence on Wednesday, and on Thursday the Industrial Seminar will continue in Arts
208. Tho weekly Carnegie Recital
will rocommenco on Friday ln
Brock Hall.
FRIDAY — The Varsity Christian
Union will hold an open meeting
on Friday at 12:45 In Arts 205. Mr.
Herb Butt, western secretary for
Inter-Varsity Fellowship, will be
the speaker.
The V.C.U. will hold a joint conference with the University of
Waahlngton V.C.U. on Saturday
and Sunday. A rally will be held
at Fairview Presbyterian Church
on Saturday night at eight o'clock.
A fireside will be held on Sunday
afternoon at 1625 West 12th Ave.,
at 2:30. All studenU interested are
Invited. Contact Athena Alexander (secretary), or Everett Ward
(president),   In  Arts Letter  Racks.
BOARD and ROOM for Men.
4596 West 8th at Tolmie. Mrs.
Hooper,  ALma 0593R.
TUESDAY—La Canadienne will
hold its first meeting of the Spring
Term on Tuesday, January 14, at
tho home of Dr. Dorothy Dallas,
2045   West   15th   Avenue.
Dr. Dallas will give a short talk
on St. Exupery, author of "Wind,
Sand, and Stars," a novel of aviation written in the romantic vein.
WANTED — Transportation for
two, from 28th and Dunbar. Dorothy Garrett.    Arts Letter Rack,
• LOST AND FOUND — Last
December, a very important
event occurred (and I don't mean
exams or Xmas). W-ell anyhow, I
lost u book. I don't know whore.
or I would go back and get it.
Why any person would take the
thing is beyond me; I only have
it because I need it in my business.
It would not enhance anybody's
library, since it is a dirty red
color, with beer stains on tho
front.
Its-name is Problems in Marketing, and since my name is inside,
there is no reason why the find-er
could not return It to Bob Mcn-
chiens in the Pub or to the A.M.S.
office.
P.S. Pleaso hurry up as I can't
afford another one, due to Christmas and   New  Year's.
The  Campus  Explorer
S^ Have you ever seen the
Stat lab?
Ten minutes walk from
the quad and hidden from
the rest of the campus by a
clump of trees is the Vocational Building which houses
it.
Few students realize the existence of this lab, for only third
and fourth year Commercemen
and advanced students In Social
Service and Agricultue work
there.
The building ls reached by a
long narrow path, winding past
the ploughed fields and chicken
coops of the University farm.
Th.re, in the lee of the cheese
factory    whose    fascinating   smells
H. Jessie How,
B.A.
PUBLIC  STENOGRAPHER
4451 West 10th Avenue
Eaaaya and Th.eee Typed
drift in to the working-statisticians,
it stands—an unimposing grey
wooden  structure.
Inside it resembles a very small
country high school. The southeast wing is a largo room housing
an array of hard-working Aggies
and Interesting equipment, for
this is the Poultry Testing lab.
Beside it is the kitchen, equipped
with a sink  and  a McClary range.
At the north -end of the narrow
hall is tho Stat lab, the domain
of the Scotch Professor Drum •
moncl, In a room the size of an
ordinary lecture hall are five
shining tables, and on these tables
are ten modern Mat-chant electric
adding machines-. Far more efficient than the old manpower type,
thes. super slide rules multiply
and divide unerringly as well as
acid and subtract.
Tlie dividing is an especially
fascinating process. The little
black box with Its many keys
rumbles through a sound that is a
mixture of the noises of a sewing
machine and a machine gun, and
with a final triumphant bang produces the correct answer In a
speedometer-like window on tho
top. A student operating the machine said it would do everything
except play the Beer Barrel Polka,
and he was trying to teach it that.
Behind this room is a smaller
one, where beneath a five-inch
lettered sign saying "Think"
stand large and complicated-looking machines. One was a sorting
machine, but of the other two
the third year Commercemen then
in the lab knew nothing. They
were wary of touching them, for
the uninitiated do not meddle
with the expensive machines ln
this, one of the best equipped
Stit labs in  Canada.
9 New Year's has certainly brought on a great crop of new pins, why,
wo didn't know there were that many left to be given out . . . however it seems that as soon as Leap Year is over, they take the plunge
... if you really want to get a bargain in campus clothes, go down lo
Plant's, 564 Granville Street, where there is a semi-annual clearance
sale, coats, evening gowns, dresses and fur coats are included In thla
grand opportunity to get snappy clothes at reduced prices . . . speaking
of pins, we hear that there's another Beta pin out on a cute little Irish
blonde freshette . . . the Beta is a blonde, too . . . Plant's cater especially
to the co-ed, and so you may be sure of suiting yourself at their grand
clearance . , .
• New Year's and the promise of colder weather . . . and so the New
York Fur Company, 797 West Georgia are ln tune with the times at
their clearance sale of odd sizes and styles in furs of every kind . . .
bridge playing is a great game . . . only the pubster who uses the Cul-
bertson method has decided to resign from the University . . . too much
card playing ln the Brock Hall, maybe . . . the New York Fur Company
has the finest selection of furs ln the West, and with furs going way Up
In price, now i3 the time to buy ...
• In spite of  the shortage of flowers, Ritchie's Ltd.,  840 Granville have
the best supply in tho city, and have perhaps the advantage of nccesi
to moro corsage flowers than do smaller businesses . . . gardenias and
orchids aro among thoso which may be made into beautiful corsages for
sorority teas . . . we hear that a very blonde senior is wearing . . . well,
practically ... an engagement ring . . . but she Insists that it wasn't on
New Year's Eve that she got it . . . and so she can tiardly wait for
graduation . . . flowers for table decoration . . . tastefully selected by
Rltchles' are sure to be right ...
• You'll be as thrilled as I was, when I saw that Rae-Son's were having
a sale of their Main Floor shoes . . . the values are really amazing
. . . $0.75 shoes are reduced to $6.95, $10.75 to $7.95, and; $13.95 to $8.75 . . .
those Phi Kaps again . . . one of them has come back from his holiday*
and has picked up what he left off . . . but during the holidays . . . well,
there are those other Phi Kaps, you know . . . she's a cute little brunette
A. O. Pi . . . Rae-Son's have a display of the hundreds of different style*
of dress shoes . , . It's a wonderful opportunity ...
Mary  Ann
WEDNESDAY—The first regular
debate of the Parliamentary Forum
will be held noon Wednesday, ln
Arts 100.
LOST — German Lyrics Notes.
Finder please return to Eileen Ridley, care of Arts Letter Rack.
Officer: ."So you complain of
finding   sand   in   your   soup?"
Private:    "Yes,   sir."
Officer: "Did you join the army
4o serve your country or complain
about  the soup?"
Private: "To serve my country,
not  to eat  it."
* *    *     *
An old mnld is a girl who is
drowning in the ocean of Lovo
lx;cause .-.he hasn't a buoy to
cling to.
•!>        *        *        *
Drunken Student (in street):
"Does  the Dean live here?"
D.iin's Wit'o:   "Yes, drag him in."
* *     *     •
Life: Ono darn thing after another.
Love: Two darn things after
each  other.
* *    •    *
Ticket Agent: "This ticket to
tho West Coast costs you $100 and
allows you a three-day hang-over
in   Chicago."
Thrifty Miss: "And how much
if I   don't  get  drunk  In Chicago?"
Red Cross Work
Forges Ahead
Under W.U.S.
•   Lead    by    Dorothy    Hlrd,    the
Woman's Undergraduate Society is pushing towards a bigger,
more  energetic   Red  Cross effort.
"Refugee children are drastically
in need of warm cozy shoes, which
aro very scarce," says Dorothy
Hird. A way has been worked out
of making these children's shoes
from felt hats. Every man and
woman student on the campus Is
urged to bring any old felts to
tho Red Cross sewing room ln
Brock Hall. This effort would
bo appreciated, students helping
U.B.C. to give a substantial bit of
aid.
Brock Hall will be open for Red
Cross sewing Tuesday and Friday
from 9:30 to 3:30. The effort made
by women students has been tepid
compared to the work done by the
Eastern colleges.
Traffic Officer: "When I saw
you come around that curve I
said to myself, 'forty-five at
least!' "
Lady Driver: "Nonsence! It's
this hat that makes me look old."
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By MACK BUCK
e^    I went to the game with a chip on my shoulder.
"It better be good," I said. For four dollars and fifty
cents it has to be good."
The first sight of the Rose Bowl impressed me; but only
just a little. Ninety thousand people sitting around a bowl
to watch two college teams play football — somebody is sure
making money out of this bunch of suckers.
#    But from the first kickoff, I kind of forgot that I had a
chip on my shoulder.    I watched Nebraska run back the
kick to the Indian 48 yard line, and seven plays later boom
over for a touchdown.    This made me a little excited, even
if it did mean that I owed my friend two-bits.
However by the time that the Stanford team had tied
the game up I was so excited that I was making as much noise
as the blonde in front of me.
That's something that we never see up here. Real college spirit and mixed with it a lot of good old liquid spirits,
that's what impressed me most.
I have seen better football games, but, when you are
surrounded with a hundred thousand yelling people, cheering co-eds, bands and organized cheers and above all beautiful drum majorettes, well who wouldn't kiss the red head
next to you when your team scored, or if either team scored?
That's what amazed me most down here, the way that
everybody goes for football. For example, I took a girl to a
game in Vancouver. She was a nice looking intelligent kid
and smart as a whip.
"How long," she asked, "does it take for a halfback to
become a fullback?"
0 In the South it's different. WE, all three of us took out
Shirley (Blanchard 7-2764) to a game. She's pretty,
and not very dumb. After five plays she said to me, "Watch
how Albert throws a flying body block on the left end on
the double reverse."
Next to cooking, girls, a knowledge of football is the
best drawing card that I know.
Well, thanks to Norman and Gordie, we decided to go
to the game. Thanks to .Bill, we got tickets. And thanks to
Jack and his uncle, we met Betty Grable and Alice Faye.
And thanks that's the most important, to the red-head's husband from whom I got this black eye.
Harlem Globe Trotters Here Today, 12.30
Proceeds Of Game
To Aid Red Cross
0 The greatest basketball team on e^u'th, the colored Harlem Globetrotters, will trot out their bag of tricks and
super hoop technique for students today at 12:30 in the
Gym, our own Thunderbirds providing the extra five men
on the floor.
The dusky gentlemen who won
tho world's professional hoop title
a few months ago In Chicago aro
always a great drawing card
wherever they go and have proved
most popular on previous visits to
our campus. Commenting on their
game here today, Coach Maury
Van Vliet said. "If the students
want to see the Trotters at all
they'd better come at noon because ll is doubtful If they'll be
up here again for a long, long
tlmo."
In an Interview with Chuck
Jones, manager of the Trotters,
last night, the former local sports-
writer waxed enthusiastic over
the new captain of the squad.
Hilary Brown Is tho gentleman'*,
name and he Is noted as thc best
all-round floorman In the business. He hails from Chicago and
Is six foot, two, weights 200
pounds.
All the other members of the
line-up arc old favorites here, including Ted Strong, Sonny Bos-
well. Bernie Price, Babe Cressley,
Agls Bray and the veteran Edmund   Jackson.
Tho highlight of the season, according to manager Jones, was a
game played in Chicago last November 29 against an All-American University tcam before 22,000
fans. Thc Globetrotters lost the
game 44-42 in overtime, which
gives you an idea how good the-
College All-stars must have been.
Chuck says tbo game will be an
annual  affair from  now  on.
The barnstorming southerners
came    hero    from    Seattle,     where
Herculean Hooner
tlie-,' performed before GO00 people.
Last nil ht they showed the Ak.ple
Leafs how to play b-e k.'il'.n'.l. and
have two more games scheduled
here   tonight   and   tomorrow.
Tlio game .today is being sponsored by Studenls Council who
are charging your student pass
p'.u ■'. ten cents acln-.i . u.n. The
proceeds will go to swell our
contribution  to  the   Red   Cross.
McKechnie Cup
For January 18.
Match Sei
'Victoria
• The University English Rugby
squad is still in the fight as
far as the McKechnie cup games
are concerned, according to Tom
Meredith,   manager  of   tho   team.
The Blue and Gold rugger men
have lost only one game, to the
Vancouver Rep3., back in November. Since then the Reps, have
ben beaten twice by a Victoria
team.
Varsity tackles the Victoria team
this coming January 18, in Victoria,
and practices are been held regu-
larily  to  get  the  boys  in  shap*-.
At the workout Thursday night
tho rugby hopefuls were put
through their paces in a practice
game that featured if anything the
lack   of   players   and   poor   play.
A lot of work and practice will
bo heeded if tho team hopes to get
anywhere  in  the  future  game.
A prospective lineup of tlie team
to   play   against   Victoria:
Forwards — J. Harmer, M. Buck.
Bingham, Davies, Mainguy, Sheppard   and   Mattu.
H.ilflv-i.k —  Pat   Rose.
Threes — Woo:!. Gorman, Tremblay,   Ralslon,   Tocld  and   Rush.
IN  NAVY  NOW
AL GARDINER
•Co-Ed   Sports
C The Senior girls won another
game from Excelsiors in the
gym Weill,'. ..day niehl 32-28. Willi
the score tied at 2H--!?, and only
a' few minutes to play. Mary Bradley and Jean Thomson sank one
each to put Vnrsity on top. Kx-
cetsiors too': their first game from
Varsity, lull since then O. bar.is'.,
gir'e'. have had their rcveiiei- in
two    fast     wine..
Ruth Wilson led the seorin ;
with 10 pointers, followed by Jean
Thomson   wilh   9.
Tho line-up: Bradley »3>, Frith
Tlio line-up: Bradley 12), Frith,
Palmer, Phillips, Thomson (9),
This week-end the team is ^i.iug
up io Powell River to play a few
; aee .: there before tho jire'nd o(
v.-.'-vk    be .ins.
C' Tho hockey teum got under
way on Wednesday with a
practice to take -the k'nks old,
i nitiicr ie, sided for today at 2:30,
On Saturday, the team play.:
Qrcnd'.'iew    at    Memorial    Park.
Page Six
THE      UBYSSEY
Friday, January 10th, 1941
Centralia Here
Friday, Feb. 7
9   In  between   moans  and  groans
emminating from a little office
over   in   thc  gym  comes   authentic
new. that the Thund-erbird.". (minus
most of thc thunder) will play
hosts to tne two American college
basketball teams they mot during
the   Christmas   holidays.
Guests here on February 7 will
be Centralia Junior College, the
squad that the 'Bird? beat by three
points cn their southern tour. It
is expected that thc Arts Undergrad Executive will sponsor a
mixer on that evening to welcome
the  visitors.
St. Martins, the team which
beat U.B.C. in Olympia, have written asking for a return gam-.: here,
and will probably come up in
ea"!y February also, although no
de.inito   date   has   yet   been   set.
Pucksters Play
Sunday, Jan. 12;
Tackle Kirks
• The Ice Hockey team makes
its first appearance of the
New Year this coming Sunday
afternoon when they take on
Kirks.
Although the team is tied for
last place there Is still a lot of
hope among tile membera of the
squad.
Manager Hugh Livingston states
that just because- thc- puckstors
arc; in last placo shouldn't mean
that no one- will attend games.
"Very few players have been lost
, by Ike. exam axo and tho Blue
and Gold eubo cutters arc still in
tho    running   as   far   a-:   fight   and
spirit of play
Tho famous
still coaching
his aid they
whether   they
is   concerned.
'Cyclones"   Taylor   is
tho   boys   and   with
play    good    hockey
win   or   lose.
The game is set for this  Sunday
and   lets   see   tho   Mamooks   out   at
least.
First Scientist: Did you hear
about the fellow who invented a
device  for  looking  thru  a  wal'V
Second Scientist: No, what does
ho call lt?
Firs':  Scientist.-  A  window, sap!
Soccer Men
Missing As
A's Win
^ The soccer setup took a
turn for the worse along
with other sports this week
as the rumour seems to be
that tho "B" team will be
dropped from the league.
After the game Wednesday night, when tho "A"
team defeated the "B's"
4—2, manager Ken Eldridge
announced that it is very
probable that the "B" boys
won't play in the loop any
longer.
Reasons for the dropping of one
of tho two University teams trom
tho Wednesday League were put
forth by Eldridge- as being due to
tho lack: of players. Three men
bavo been bounced by the Christmas exams and another. G.
Motherwell, has joined the Airforce.
But despite tho ill luck that has
struck the squads, tho "A" team
will start their spring schedule
January   15   at   Con   Jones   Park.
In third place at present in
league standing, the "A" team still
havo  hopes of  getting  somewhere.
The game last Wednesday featured. If anything, the lack of
players thet ;i"o turning out to
e:e,r,' s. Two of the: bolter player:!
cn u failed to turn cut—Stu Roacli
; nd   C>   ni so   Stamatls.
Idi'ili ■". e.-f to lie held regularly end ail p'eyo'.s are asked, on
the tli'seat if Is ing' dropped from
t!"-   learn,   to   turn   out.
Date,
.ill    lv
e. n
pel
I     details    of    workout:
Panhandler:
quarter   for   a
ter?"
Citizen:   "No."
Panhandler:   "Got
ham   sandwich?"
Citizen:  "No."
Panhandler:   ''Got
cup of coffee?"
Cit!-Zrcn: "No."
Panhandler:    "Say
heck  of  a   fix,  aintc-ha'!
"Have    you    got    a
room   tonight,   mis-
clime   for   a
a  nickel  for  a
you re    in
Squeeze Adanacs
In Rough Battle
0    Using three players that saw action for the last time in
any   league   game,   the   Thunderbird   basketball   team
squeezed out a close 45—43 win over the Adanacs Wednesday
night in a rough and tough battle at the campus gym.
Doug  Pedlow   and  Jack  Ryan  will  not  play   in  future
league games this year because of low marks and Don Liv-
instone because of family reasons.
But for their last appearance on
the basketball floor, Pecllow, General Ryan and Don Livingston put
on   a   real   show   and   helped   lead
tire teem to its eighth straight win
1 y scoring between them a total
of  20  points.
Pidlcw was the Individual star
an 1 top score"' of the night with
13   peiints   to   his   credit.
S.arting slew, tho Thunderbirds
didn't look like tho team they
\v•-.(.-   before-   the   holidays.
See-Saw battle
The lead see-sawed back and
forth with neither tcam having
tlie superior play. Barton, displaying his usual left-handed
deftnes', was hurt in the first
quart-er and was out till Ihe second half. Sandy Hay and Flynn
wc:o good with long shots and
under the  basket.
By the half time whistle the
Varsity squad were out in front
by the slim margin cf two points,
score   being   23-21.
With the start of th-e second
half the winners put on a drive
that too'.: them ahead till the end
of the game and the final score of
45-43. Hut the game wasn't won
that easily. The lead that Varsity
held was a small one ond although
never overcome was held on to in
a    desperate    manner.
The fourth quarter was a really
rough svssion as tho New Westminsters put on the pressure in
an attempt to overtake the Blue
and Gold. First Pat Flynn was
sent off on penalties, and then
Don  Livingston.
Playing without Jim Scott and
Norm Armstrong the winners
w-ere not the impressive team they
wore before thc New Year. And
with the loss of Ryan and Pedlow
tho squad is going to be short-
handed in a desperate way, for
the next league.game Is January
15   against   Angelus.
However, for the exhibition
games today when the team plays
Ihe Harlem Hoopers all the players
will   bo   on  hand.
Line-up
Ryan (2>, Pedlow (15), Matheson (9), Flynn (8), Barton (6),
Livingston   (3),  Johnson   (2),  Hay.
I like exams
I think they're fun
I   never  flunk  a
Single   one;
I'm  the Professor.
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