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 PEP MEET
TODAY
NOON
Published Twice Weekly by The Publications Board of The University of British Columbia
CANADIAN
FOOTBALL
SATURDAY
VOL. XXII.
VANCOUVER, B.C., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1939
No.  18
CANADIAN
CAMPUS
By REUVEN FRANK
CURTAIN
The football season ls over. The
champions are being crowned and
feted, and In the wake of week-end
trips and cheer-leaders and hot dogs,
the annual college dramatic, musical
and generally nonsensical presentations are getting under way. As we go
to press, Toronto's University College
Follies are a thing of the past—original music and political satire and
beautiful chorus girls and all. McOlll
ls the soene of a mad search for
dancing ladles for the Red and White
Revue. Manitoba is waiting for "You
Oan't Beat Fun" and organizing a
seventy-two piece orchestra on the
side. Music and drama predominate
from now until term exams (OoohI)
and Just to supply a bit of art to the
cultural diet, the omnipresent freshman scribbles on the college wall:
"Marie loves Butch." Maybe she does.
SOMEWHERE IN ENGLAND
Bxohango departments of our oollege Journals stand ln receipt of a
unique student publication whioh
hails from England—a college newspaper ' to replace all college news-
papers, for all oollege newspapers are
wiped out by evacuation, blackout,
enlistment and other strictly non-
academic emergency measures. Student News la the name of the pubU-
oatlon, and in typically Bnglish style,
it presents an open forum on practically everything. War for what?
asks their leading feature. And the
question.la answered by a Conservative, a Liberal,' a Socialist and a pacifist. No one pointa the finger of
scorn at "subversive" tendencies:
groping through the blackout towards
a better world, the student "Somewhere ln England" still exercises
freedom of thought, freedom of expression and freedom of the press.
And for those who are interested,
the flag carries the information that
Student News Is published by the
N.U.8. in collaboration with the
B.U.L.N.S., A.S.A., I.S.8., F.U.C.U.A.,
U.LF., U.U.L.S. . . . How true!
8ADDX'S OHOST
Like lt or no, Miss Hawkins' unattractive physiognomy floats like a
wraith through all the campus news.
Two weeks ago the authorities at the
University of Alberta officially frowned upon Sadie Hawkins Week and
declared that anyone entering into
the spirit of said week would be similarly frowned upon. "Frown away,"
shouted Alberta co-eds and the week
went on as planned: theatre parties,
tuck shop treats, dances, and it is
finally the woman who pays and pays
and pays—and enjoys lt. Of course,
telling any girl that "Thou must not
covet thy neighbour's boy-friend" is
obviously weak tactics.
More about Sadie—and still from
Alberta. A few of the aggressive girls
have developed a new technique.
When the man of their dreams ls
seated in the library—at work—they
march up to him and state their
case. When he is adamant in the pursuit of knowledge, they seize his
books and make off with them. When
he comes after his books, they lure
him to the Tuck Shop and fill his
stomach with whatever his little
heart (thus reached) desires. When
he is satiated, they carry his books
and see him back to the library. The
poor man!
NO TICK—NO TOCK
At last the mystery has been solved.
Since the merry month of March,
students at the University of Toronto
have been wondering why the Hart
House tower clock has stopped striking the hour. Certainly the hour wasn't that sensitive. It was all so weird
and cryptic—during the winter the
clock had struck one hundred and
forty-seven times in succession, then
it stopped. It has not been heard
from since.
But the explanation has come. The
clock will strike, but, once started,
lt will not stop, something like your
maiden aunt. There are some parts
missing, and the clock was made ln
England; ergo, we must send to England for the parts. But they are having a bit of a situation across the
puddle, so the parts remain there,
the clock remains here, and the students remain In doubt. For the dur-
(Continued on Page 8)
CAMPUS
Grid Final
Pep Meet
Today
Band Helps Mamooks
Plug Lipton Cup
Clash Saturday
The collegiate rhythms of the University Band, the slap-stick comedy
of student skits, the savage beat of
By Straight's drums, and the gyrations of- the cheer-leading Mam-
mooks will blend together at a colossal pep-meet today noon In the
Auditorium.
Russel Palmer, genial rusty-haired
Mamook, will act as master-of-cer-
emonies at the Meet which will serve
to whip up flaming student spirit for
tomorrow's Oame of the Year (2:30
Varsity Stadium).
Arthur Delamont will lead the
Varsity Band in University tunes.
By Straight's little group of alligators will go to work on a Jam session whioh will set collegiate Jitterbugs In ecstatic motion. "The Maroh
of Slime" together with an English
skit starring Doug Oross will aid ln
the comic relief.
Throughout the Meet, Mamook
cheer leaders will drill assembled
students In Varsity cheers in preparation for tomorrow's final LIpton
oup game with Victoria.
DIRECTOR
European Union
Possible, Says
Hapsburg
TORONTO, Nov. -3 (O.U.P.)—Hope
that victory for the Allies ln war will
lead to a new territorial settlement ln
central Europe and formation of a
new Danubian federacy was voiced
by His Imperial Highness Archduke
Felix of Austria, in a Student Christian Movement address at the University of Toronto today.
"The war will surely be won by the
Allies, there ls no other possibility,"
he said. "And while there is Uttle
possibility that the United States of
Europe will materialize for some time,
a Danubian confederation comprising
Czechoslovakia, Austria and Hungary
should be created following the victory."
LASTING PEACE
Younger brother of Archduke Otto
von Hapsburg, present pretender to
the throne, and third son of the late
Emperor Charles I., Archduke Felix
saw signs of lasting peace which
would combine these states In an economic or political federation. Suoh a
union would differ from the former
Austrl-Hungarian Empire in that it
would be "more democratic" and
"much less centralized."
"To be a real union It muat be
engineered by the people themselves
and not Imposed by a victor," warned the Archduke.
The rule also would be chosen by
the people, he said, adding that Austria and Hungary are both strongly
monarchists, and that Hungarians
are no longer against the Hapsburgs.
Describing his proposal as a bulwark against pan-Oermanism and
communism, he indicated that It
would bring security to the Danubian
basin. "But each country must preserve its own rights and Ideals and
no country must be allowed to dominate," he said.
SIDNEY RISK
Pub Crushes
Dirty Nine
Foul Play
Council Carried Out
In Shame After
Scrimmage
A smooth, fast, clean Publications
fighting machine steamrollered down
the gymnasium floor Wednesday noon
to completely crush the Inefficient
Council defense by  a score of 76-4.
Below Is a play by play description
of the fracas:
After the kick-off, Salt skidded
down the floor, passed to Watt who
was tripped by Harmer. Durkin came
in with a left to the Jaw and a wild
haymaker which missed. There was
a scrimmage on the forward line and
a trick play by . Pearson who batted
the ball out to centre field for a two
base hit. Campbell converted and
whipped the puck to Oarrett who slid
through the puny council defense for
the 62nd basket.
The referee stopped the fight at
this Juncture for half time. The second half was a reasonably accurate
facsimile of the first. A total of 227
fouls were called on the counoil for
using Canadian football tactics. Only
one foul was called on the Pub when
McTavlsh attempted to tear off apRoberts' costume.
The counoil members who were
taken off on stretchers are still recuperating In the grotto of the Dirty
Nine.
HITLER SHORN
FOR SECOND
PERFORMANCE
The Flayer's Club have banned
Hitler!
Beoause of a startling resemblance
between Lister Sinclair, who takes
the part of Iago in the soene from
Othello, to the Oerman Fuehrer, the
Players' Club exeoutive have deolded
to shave off his mustache and comb
the offending lock baok. Unfortunately nothing can be done about
the  nose.
Usually reliable sources stated
that the move was taken because it
was felt that Premier Mussolini of
Italy might be offended by the apparent favoritism to the Nazi dictator.
Dr. Sage Speaks On
Heraldry At Institute
Dr. Sage, head of the University
History Department, will address the
Vancouver Institute on the subject
of the' "Significance of Heraldry", in
Arts 100 on Saturday evening at 8.1S.
The lecture, illustrated by lantern
slides, is In recognition of the late
Mr. Norman Hawkins' gift to the
Library.
The gift consists of a large number
of books on heraldry, charts, crests,
flags, and coats of arms of many
different nations and Institutions.
Mr. O. E. Winters, one of the Institute's past presidents, wUl take the
chair in the absence of the president,
Mr. Justice Manson.
Film Stars Sought
on Campus
The dream of many a co-ed has
oome to pass! There is a talent soout
for a moving picture on the oampus.
The B.C. Institute of Cinematography
needed aeveral beautiful girls for a
production lt Is planning, and so it decided to go to the logical plaoe for
suoh girls—tbe campus.
Here are the only qualifications:
Prospective stars must not be more
than Ave feet five inches tall and 120
pounds    ln    weight.    Otherwise,    all
types  are wanted.
Interested co-eds should get ln
touch with the casting director in
Room 109 of the Science Building at
1 p.m. today to arrange for an interview.
The production planned ls "You
Bet Yo«r Life," shortly to be Aimed.
It is an educational picture produced
by members of the B.C. Institute.
New Players
re Hit
In Preview
By ARCHIE PATON
"Orchids to the Players' Club," is
the comment of enthusiastic student
audiences who have witnessed two of
this week's four performances of
Christmas plays by members of the
University's oldest club.
In her Introductory remarks, Ruth
Heyer, vice-president of the club,
asked students to receive sympathetically the experimental attempts of
the players, many of whom are acting
for the first time on the University
stage. Miss Heyer need have no fears
as to their favorable reception. All
observations heard by this reporter
have highly complimented the quality of acting, directing, costumes and
settings.
OTHELLO
Presentation of the Senate Scene
from "Othello" highlighted the program. Directed by Mrs. Goodwin Gibson, the well-chosen cast brilliantly
executed Shakespeare's masterpiece.
Olub President, Jamas Frazee, as the
Moor, portrayed the Important role
with fitting dignity and grace.
Special mention should go to Lister
Sinclair's characterization of the villain Iago. Made-up In a striking resemblance of Hitler, he tactfully
gained the audience's attention at a
point when it was waning slightly.
Robert Menchlons, as the pawn Rod-
erigo, supplied humor to the otherwise very solemn scene.
MOTHER OF JUDAS
Challenging "Othello" for top honours on the program was the traglo
melodrama, "Mother of Judas". Set
In the living room of a oountry inn
in southern Spain, on the night ol
Holy Thursday, lt depicted the anguish of a mother who dared to caU
her son "Judas" when he betrayed a
11 lend.
In our opinion the finest female
performance on the program, the
character of the mother played by
Mary McLorg, brought tears to the
eyes of more than one co-ed ln the
audience. William Knox's portrayal
of the outcast son, Felipe, rates second in the list of characterizations In
this play.
Atmosphere created  by  the use of
scenery greatly enhanced this excellent  two-scene   tragedy,   directed   hy
Sidney Risk.
RED VELVET GOAT
A Mexican folk play, "The Red Velvet Ooat," produced the intended riot
of laughter. incUned towards being
slap-stick, the comedy of the simple
Esteban's family dramatics to an appreciative peasant gathering stood
out in clear contrast to the above-
mentioned plays. Outstanding here
was the acting of petit John En-
wrlght, as Esteban, the self-styled
country playwright.
Nora Lyall's portrayal of Mariana,
Esteban's wife, was, in our opinion,
over-acted.
Ronald Hilton did a fair Job of directing this piece, although he should
have given "The man ln the crowd,"
Oeorge MUigen, who vaguely resembled the "Scarecrow" ln the immortal
"Wizard of Oz", a more prominent
seat.
MRS. BLAKLEY
Last on the scale was the modern
production "The Last Mrs. Blakley"
directed by Eunice Alexander. Taking
its theme from "The Women", this
play showed four women discussing
their former husband. Lacking the
action of the other plays, this was the
least convincing performance of the
evening.
(Students Aid Red Cross
In War Campaign
JAMES BEVERIDGE
Ubyssey Special Correspondent
THE LION
HAS WINGS
SWING INTO
EXAMS
Ranlsh those pre-exam blues with
sweet swing!
That will be the theme of the pre-
Christmaa exams pep meet scheduled for next Thursday noon, whloh
is to introduce Oil Clark, his sax,
and his university orohestra to the
undergraduates.
Studenta, wracked with the horrors of impending doom, will be invited to relax baok ln those puffy,
overstuffed auditorium seats, and let
frayed nerve ends Just melt together under the soothing Influence of
sweet  music.
By JAMES BEVERIDGE
OTTAWA, Monday, Nov. 20, 1839.—
A picture that Is exciting, disturbing,
and significant is "The Lion Has
Wings", British-produced propaganda
film describing the Air Defense of
England.
OFFICIAL PROPAGANDA FILM
Here ls the flrst clearly recognizable, officially- sponsored example of
direct propaganda. Aa such, it ts
highly successful. Alexander Korda ia
producer; three directors have collaborated; Ralph Richardson and
Merle Oberon head a crowded and
competent cast; and the Air Ministry
has supplied actual, authentic, and
exciting material.
The attack on Kiel Canal, skilfully
synthesized from actual film records
and dramatic reconstruction, is the
real crux of the film. The main theme
ls an analysis of air defenae, directed
from the famous Fighter Control station 'somewhere In England', where
observation, tactical, and A.R.P. staffs
maintain a complete survey of airfields over England and the North
Sea.
PRODUCED IN THREE PARTS
The film Is in three parts. First is
a contrast between British and German ways of life during the past few
years. This, compiled from newsreels
and actuality shots, ls a terse and
pointed outline ln the English Documentary manner. Next is a survey of
munitions production: casting, forging, shining bullets in endless parade,
aircraft construction. Finally, there
is the Incidental story, a man and
his wife playing their part in defense, which is incorporated In the
frequences of the Kiel raid, the work
of Fighter Control, and the repulse
of three concurrent night raids from
over the North Sea.
As a motion picture, this is an
oddity. The documentary method,
familiar through the march of
Time' series, ls smooth, rapid, and
effective. A quiet English voice comments briefly, factually, whUe the
shining bullets file past, the sleek
bombers cross a dark sky. The story
element enters now and then, naturally and easily, then the documentary account continues.
KIEL RAID
The Kiel raid, though, is the high
point of interest. We see instructions
given, crews taking plaoe, the takeoff, flight over the sea, the canal and
harbor; the attack, the flght, and the
successful return. Smooth camera
work within the massive Wellington
bombers shows ua the position and
function of each man in their crew
ol Ave. We see how orders from
Fighter Control are received, poaltlon
Is plotted, formation taken up, and
the attaok made. Tremendously gripping ls the moment when the gloved
finger pushes the release button, the
case opens, the bomb gleams and
drops and plummets downward.
You may distrust this picture at
first, with its sharp use of contrast
and its uncompromising statement.
But it will surprise you, and convince
you, and thrill you.
■   Waive Two Dollars
Of Caution Money
In A.M.S. Meeting
More than a thousand students
filled the Auditorium on Tuesday
noon, and unanimously ratified the
Students' Counoil plan to make a
financial contribution ln the name of
the Alma Mater Society to the Red
Cross War Chest Oampaign.
No dissenting voice was heard, aa
students, falling In line with other
major Canadian universities, supported the campaign and rushed to
make   Individual   contributiona   by
signing  away  two dollars of their
returnable caution money.
A. M.  8.  President John Pearson
briefly outlined the work of the Canadian Red Cross ln peace and war.
STUDENT CONTRIBUTION
"In times like these, the StudenU'
Council feels that some definite student contribution should be made,"
he said. "There were three possible
methods of contribution," he stated:
"By holding University functions in
support of the movement, by direct
contribution, or by signing caution
money waivers."
John Oarrett, in moving that a contribution be made by signing away
two doUars of returnable caution
money, gave lt as his opinion that
the method, which had been used tn
previous campaigns, was the moat
convenient, and would be most successful.
He also stated that while the University would derive considerable favorable publicity from tho oampaign,
the students must keep ln mind tho
fact that the purpose of the movement waa to aid Canada during tlmo
of war.
"If we are going into this thing
with the idea of gaining pubUclty,
then I say drop the whole Idea," he
said.
The motion gained the enthusiastic
approval of students, many of whom
rose to speak In its favor.
NO RAILROADING
In presenting waivers to the assembly for signature. John Pearson
-tressed the fact that no attempt was
being made to railroad the plan
through. In view of Ubyssey headlines and campus opinion, he said,
the Council had felt safe ln going
ahead and having the waivers print-
(Continued on Pag* 111
See RED CROSS
C.S.A. Re-Elects
Hutchinson
President
Sheilah Hutchinson was re-elected
to the presidency of the assembly executive of the UB.C. branch of the*
C.S.A. at a representative meeting, of:
delegates from all campus organizations yesterday  noon.    She acceptad!
nomination   after   members  had  bo-
come acquainted with the assembly's
aima and objects by virtue of a revised and expanded constitution.
CONSTITUTION  RATIFIED
Acting as Impartial chairman, Darrell Braldwood announced that tho
amended constitution had been ratified at last Tuesday's council meeting.
The alms and objects of the C.S.A.
as provided for in the constitution.
Braldwood stated, are to appoint and
supervise commissions on subjects of
special interest on the campus, and
on the basis of these to undertake any
necessary activities, and if desirable,
paas on recommendations from these
commissions through the proper
channels.
NEW EXECUTIVE
Val BJamson, secretary, ln speaking on the C.8.A. and the coming
National Conference, stressed the fact
that the assembly ln no way conflicted with the function of the Students' Council.
Bob Bonner was elected vice-president and Val BJarnson secretary-
treasurer. Ruth Wilson, Len Zink,
Sandy Nash, and Theodora Combolos
were elected executive officers.
The Assembly will hold a meeting
on Tuesday noon ln Applied Science
100 where Professor J. A. Irving will
speak on "The Future of Democracy." Two
THE    TJBYSSEY
Friday, November 24, 1939
THE   UBYSSEY
Issued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Board of the Alma Mater
Society of the University of British Columbia
Offloe:   toe  Auditorium  Building
Osunpus Subsoriptions, $1.00
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
John Oarrett
SENIOR KDITORS
Tueeday
Arvid   Baokman
Phone   Alma   16M
Mall Subscriptions, $2.00
Friday
Jaok   Margeson
Joan Thompson
SPORTS
Lionel Salt
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Janet Walker Ann Jeremy
ASSISTANT EDITORS
Miml Sohofleld Pat Keatley
ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITORS
Austin  Frith Oerry Armstrong
O. U. P. EDITOR
Joyoe Cooper
MAMOOK OBJECTIVES
Editorials
DECEMBER CONFERENCES
Following is a letter taken from the columns of the Toronto
"Varsity." It sets forth in precise manner many ideas eoneerning
the forthcoming N.F.C.U.S. and C.S.A. Conferences In December,
both of whieh are of considerable interest to students.
About N.F.C.U.S.
This open letter is based on three eonvietions t
(1) That neither the National Federation of Canadian University Students nor the Canadian Student Assembly have ever
done as much as they were designed to do; (2) that what they have
done was not done as efficiently as possible; (3) that a few changes
in the constitutional regulations of both bodies would enable them
to provide Canadian university students in all provinces with an
increasing number of valuable services.
Therefore, the general program outlined in the following propositions is recommended to both the N.F.C.U.S. and the C.S.A.
(a) Re. Their Co-ordination;
(1) That the two executives remain autonomous.
(2) That on the national and local executives of both organizations each should have a plenipotentiary voice but no vote.
(b) Re. The C.U.P.:
(3) That all Canadian University Press executives be regularly and promptly supplied with full detailed Information regarding the Constitution, Personnel, Finances, Program and Transactions of the national and local executives of both organizations.
(4) That in the interests of a completely free press the Canadian University Press be financed direct by the local Students'
Administrative Council, independently of its parent organization,
the N.F.C.U.S.
(c) Re. N.F.C.U.S. Proper: .
(5) That the N.F.C.U.S. be maintained as a purely administrative organization with a central offlce and a responsible, salaried
secretary-treasurer.
(6) That the executive work of the local N.F.C.U.S. representatives be co-ordinated more economically and efficiently by a
system of annual regional conferences and triennial national con-
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(7) That the financial commitments of the universities constituting the N.F.C.U.S. should in no case be binding for more than
one year, and should be reconsidered at a regional conference by
the Incoming representatives as soon as possible  after assuming
office. .
(8) That a regional executive be elected at each regional conference from the active representatives.
(9) That full duplicates of the files nt the N.F.C.U.S. central
offlce be made available at every Students' Administrative Council
offlce for the use of the local N.F.C.U.S. representative and the editor of the undergraduate newspaper.
So far as the N.F.C.U.S. Is concerned, I believe thot the proposed principles, rigidly enforced by the local Students' Administrative Councils, would ensure an efficient and responsible ogency
for the administration of such services as the following:
(1) The stimulation nnd co-ordination of Inter-university
student activities:
(a) Drama festivals.
(b) Debates ond travelling lectureships.
(c) Exchange scholarships.
(d) Tours, regionnl and International; youth hostelling, etc.
(e) Student co-operative enterprises.
(f) Publications: e.g. A directory of the student Interest-
groups of oil Cnnadlon universities, publication and distribution of
all significant Canadian Student Assembly Commission Reports.
(2) The co-ordination of Canadian university employment
services:
(a) Nation-wide registration of qualified university-trained
candidates for various types of employment.
(b) Registration of prospective employers ond their criteria
of selection, I.e. A two-way service to include every form of constructive activity from business to post-graduate research.
These proposals are quite feasible, given nn efficient central
office.    It is the task of the local representatives :
(a) to criticize the administration and to change it wherever
Mecessfiry.
(b) to extend its functions as they see flt (e.g. nt the suggestion of the C.S.A.) given the authority of their respective Students' Administrative Councils to which they are always responsible.
. . . And the C.S.A.
(See University of Toronto Students' Handbook, p. 60.)
Tn co-operation with tho Canadian University Press, the N.F.
C.U.S., and the local Students' Administrative Councils, the Canadian Student Assembly is Resigned to promote inter-university
activities and to give student opinion in Canada notion-wide expression.
The functions of the Student Assembly ore distinct from those
of the S.A.C., the C.U.P. and the N.F.C.U.S., which nre essentially
administrative bodies.    Its main aims are:
(1) To co-ordinate the activities of special interest groups on
each campus through n local student assembly;
(2) To promote inter-university relations by organizing regional conferences nt two-year intervals, and n nntionnl conference
un alternate years;
(3) To promote needed reforms, e.g., in curricula, by setting
vip -commissions to investigate specific problems and to present reports for submission to the proper authorities.
T.ocol Assemblies will hold open sessions twice during the academic yonr, where matters of general interest will be discussed ond
reports of student research committees will be presented.
All undergraduates (both sexes) ore eligible to attend the
open sessions of the Toronto Assembly nnd to serve upon commissions nnd research committees.
Respectfully,
Paul McOillieuddy.
Paul McOIIlIcuddy Is the N.F.C.U.S. Representative at the University
*>t Toronto.
Certain membera of certain clubs on this Campus have been
crying out about the injustice of the Press, and the unfairness of
some of the columnists of the Ubyssey. Their complaints are by
no means without good cause, and their chance to speak their
piece is practically nonexistent.
The reference is chiefly to the Mamooks, the Service Club of
the Campus. In the last issue of this paper certain statements were
made concerning the Mamooks which have been regarded by the
members of the service club as one-sided, untrue, and unnecessary.
The necessity for criticism is, of course, debatable, but the
claim of the Mamookians that the amount of good work done by
the club outweighs the mistakes is very true.
The editorial policy of this paper is hard to define in precise
terms, but there is no doubt that the editorial staff has no desire
to impede the Campus clubs in their work. The opinions expressed
in the columns of the paper are the opinions of the writers, and
not necessarily those of the editor.
The Editor, however, is held responsible for anything appearing in the paper. The Editor accepts this responsibility—being
unable to do anything else I
Consequently in connection with the maltreated Mamooks it
must be pointed out that the amount of hard, uninteresting, behind-the-scenes work handled by them is tremendous. Few students
realize the fact that all the practical side of promoting games or
social functions is undertaken by the Mamooks.
The Campus gives little visible support to the Mamooks, and
can be blamed for any apparent failures of the ' pep elub' in carrying out their appointed tasks. The entire situation seems paradoxical. The Mamooks are supposed to be responsible for maintaining and creating college spirit, yet at the same time their work is
impossible if the students refuse to react.
If the Mamooks wish credit from the student body for* their
thankless jobs they may be disillusioned, for they will receive
little more than verbal knocks.
Obviously, too much has been said against the Mamooks,
whereas nothing has been said for them. The Club is an indispensable part of this Campus, trying to do a very difficult job with
sincere effort and thoroughness. The Campus must now rally round
the club, and give it the fullest support, that in the future there
may be no possible reason for adverse comment upon the club.
Letters Te The Editor
Mr. John Oarrett,
Editor-in-Chief,
The Ubyssey.
Dear Sir:
I should like to draw to your attention the various articles appearing ln recent issues of the Ubyssey
with reference to olub work on the
campus. I feel that certain of the
criticisms have been more than a
Uttle unjust to several of tho forty-
three olubs on the campus. True,
there are deficiencies in some of
them, but tbey are not without very
commendable characteristics.
In certain cases these crltloisms
have had most discouraging consequences in the clubs concerned. The
articles, written by persons who are
obviously not fully aoquaintad with
the facts and do not take the trouble
to discover them, have done Uttle
but condemn, and have failed to
point out the' benefits aoorulng to
the campus from the actions of the
members of the clubs.
Further, I believe you will admit
that if the articles in question are to
be considered authentic, they should
at least appear beneath their owners' names.
I may add that if, at any time,
your paper ls desirous of obtaining
the complete facts of club work on
the campus, I should be glad to
afford them the full facilities of the
Literary   and   Scientific   Sooiety.
Vours very truly,
DARRELL BRAIDWOOD,
President,
The Literary A Scientific Executive.
Mr. John Oarrett,
Editor, The Ubyssey.
Dear  Sir:
Under the column "Mortarboard,"
appearing in your Tuesday Issue,
were several unjust and Indiscreet
statements for which you, as editor,
are responsible.
It is a very poor policy for the
Ubyssey to publish any but constructive criticism, especially of the
clubs on the oampua, struggling as
they are under insufficient budgets.
We clubmen are doing our bit to
help liven up this dead University,
yet you sit back and wait for an
opportunity to criticize us whenever
possible.
Why don't you, for a change, try
giving credit where oredit Is due,
and criticism only where criticism
is warranted and unavoidable Instead of the opposite as you are doing at present?
You are In a poaltlon to make your
publication an effective instrument
in interesting the students in University activity and you are not doing ao.
I have yet to aee a Ubyssey that
ia worth reading, or a atudent who
has ever read one for any reaaon
other than that he haa nothing else
to do. If you could turn out a one-
page leaflet that every atudent found
lntereating enough to read avidly
you would be doing an infinitely fetter job than issuing the four-page
miserable muddle of mediocre mut-
teiings, misinformation, and misprints that appears so half-heartedly
every Tuesday and Friday.
If you would only back up all the
clubs and all the sports, both major
and minor, with a more personal
and Interested commentary in the
Ubyssey we'd be getting somewhere.
■Why not start a column of personal  campus  jottings,  or send  your
Mr. FOTO
By S. S. VAN SLIME
Barrel Driftwood shuddered convulsively, and tor* hts hair out by the
square roots as he screamed, "I
didn't do it, I tell you. I know nothing about lt. So help me! I waa being interviewed by Nemo at the
time."
"Now then, lad, enough of this
here allblng," mouthed Chief Constable Blowhard, the Kampus Kid,
clacking his keys against a gigantic
Sears and Roebuck ball and obaln
to the tune of "Hell, U.B.C." "We
have an eye-witness here wot says
that you done the dirty work. Don't
cha say so, eh, Mr. Motor Boat?"
"Blowhard, old man," orled Motor
Boat, shifting his Thesauras over to
hla left cheek, "I can truthfully say
that I personally saw thia miacreant
wilfully and with malice aforethought atick a knife into the back
of my boaom pal," and here hia
voice broke to key of C aob, "my pal
L. Esee. He murdered him, and by
Plato, I'll aee that he burns for this."
"Oh, no, you won't," counteracted
Driftwood, "I'll have you know that
the hot-foot Isn't In this provlnoe.
And besides, (feverishly), besides, I
didn't do lt, I tell you. I was counting tbe gate at the football game,
I'm a member of the 160," he finished
proudly.
"Oh, you are," aneered Blowhard,
"ao you're an inter-locking directorate aa well aa a murderer. I thought
you aaid you were being Interviewed
by Nemo. At least, that's what you
claimed three mlnutea ago."
"Yah! I told you he would try to
squirm out of it," jeered Motor Boat,
acratohing his leg in approved
Sludgewittian style. "He fed my
friend, L. Essee, honeyed words last
year Just ao he could get In Chang
Suey, and then he tossed him overboard when he'd finished with him
I saw him do it," and he painted
with a dramatic, coffee-stained Anger at Driftwood, "Officer, . arrest
that   man."
Caressing hia ball and chain, and
leering gently, Constable Blowhard
shifted forward, hla hand grabbing
for Barren's Slip-SI op tailored buskin. Juat then a wave of fresh air.
alien to the surroundings, blew
through a discarded coke bottle, and
Blowhard screamed. For pinning
him to the wall, In hla moat vulnerable apot, (hla back -was turned at
the time) was a waiver, fully grown
and retailing for two bucks. And
opposite him, ln all hia obeae splendor, was the figure of a hldeoua
monater, half-man and half-civilized, In Oriental sartorla, and handlebar eyebrows.
"Permit me to Introduce myself,
please.     Humble   servant,   Mr.   Foto,
'
'Any ob|ectlon fo three on a match?'
" Not if they're Sweet Caps. "
SWEET CAPOKAL CIGARETTES
"The purest forms in which tobacco can b* smoked."
I
reporters out to dig up a Uttle dirt
on the Dirty Nine and any othera
you happen to fancy. It would make
an lntereating by-line. For goodnesa
aake, let's have something lntereating enough to justify the Ubyasey's
continued publication.
Sincerely yours,
ART RAE.
EDITOR'S   NOTE
The Editor of the Ubyssey sincerely thanks the writer of the
above letter for hla constructive
criticism. Why the Dirty Nine
rather than the Cluba? D« guatt-
bus  non eat dlaputandum.
HOTEL GEORGIA
Necessary Prestige
with
Necessary Economy
AU Varsity Funotioxt.
TEAS DINNERS DANCES
SEymour 5743
Is at your service, and apologising
most profusely for my forceful attaok upon local constabulary."
"Mr. Whatso?" questioned Barrel
nervously.
"Not so," snapped tbe visitor.
"Name in snoore is Mr. Foto. Perhaps you have seen me in pictures,"
he adds hopefully, "I do not mind
signing  autographs  on  Thursdays."
"Yes? Wsll, this Is Friday, you
Oriental Oleander, and for your Information I haven't seen you In pictures. I've been waiting until the
Film Soolsty brings on* out," Jibed
Motor Boat.
"Oh, am so sorry that have no fan
club In Vancouver, and also"—ominously—"that you were attempting to
arrest tbls lnnooent depraved oreat-
ure for a crime he did not commit.
You dam' bad man," wheesed Foto.
"Mr. Barrel Driftwood did not kill
L. Essee, Mr. Smarty-Pants, and you
and this motor-cycle-jockey cannot
prove he did."
"Oh, I can't, eh," muttered Motor
Boat nervously pulling out pagea of
his Oreek Anthology. "I saw him
do it—I saw him with my own eyea,
and that'a what I'm going to tell the
Hiaaipllne Committee."
"Yeas?" hissed Foto inquiringly,
looking askanoe at Blowhard who
had dropped his sorlpt, and was
strangely quiet. "Yess? But how
are you going to prove a murder
when there is no body?"
"The body's there, all right" iterated Blowhard who had retrieved
his missing aoript. "I saw the corpse
lying in the next room, there, where
the ruddy Stewdent'a Council mates
—er meets. And what ls more —
What was that?"
"Sounded to me like someone was
ln the room next door," chattered
Barrel. "Maybe ita the corpse coming to life again—or crlpes! maybe
it'a a criminal ateallng the body, a
pre-med perchance."
And the three preOlpited Into the
A.M.S. offloe at full tilt with Loway
Shirkin' clinging to Foto'a toga on
the off-chance it was a Totem buyer.
Juat aa they reached the threshold,
a bulky form disappeared into the
black abysa outside. Foto threw a
waiver at the fast-disappearing figure, winging it on the right index
finger. A horrible acream of laughter, tinged with anger and pain, rent
the room (aa a matter of faot it took
a two-year lease), and the three
turned slowly baok Into the corridor.
"Hell," cursed Shirkin', "he should
at leaat have left a buok for a Totem."
Will Foto clear Driftwood of the
murder? . . . Will Blowhard get to
uae hla ball and ohain? . . . Will Shirkin' sell the mysterious ghoul a Totem? . . . Who the hell oarea?
UNCUT!!
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The U.B.C. oonaidera itself highly
honoured If It can entice by any
means, fair or foul, a person so
glamourous aa a Hollwood director
to Its campus. However, Hollywood
glamour with all Its beauty was interviewed by a "Varsity" reporter
laat week when Kllssa Landl arrived
in Toronto. Comparable to our efforts to elicit 'the secret of my success' from John Farrow were those
expended by the Toronto girl who
had Miss Landl admit that her entrance to the stage was aa "an aaalatant of an assistant" in a email
stock oompany.
Our only regret aa to the Farrow
luncheon waa that Maureen O'SulHvan, the director's lovely wife 'was
not there, But, of course, our interest In the whole affair waa a technical one baaed on our deep intereat
in film's and their production . . .
Well, that is -what we were told
when we were invited.
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Friday, November 24, 1939
Well exams are nearly here . . . and to stop pre-exams jitters we
can only offer six remedies . . . first Is the Dolphin Tea House, the
next four are . . . well, read the four following insertions . . . and
lastly .... well, there is a barracks "cold storage" spot near here
. . . but the Dolphin is much pleasanter . . . with its pewter ....
antiques and habitant furnishings . . . but absolutely up to the minute
menus . . . had mushrooms in sauce and other delec tables served in
shell . . . piping hot vegetables . . . not to mention the other details
. . . Well, it seems that Players' and Musicals' may be connected
in the near future ... a dark haired M.S. has been devoting his attentions to a thi* year's Player . . . and his former love, whom wa mentioned several columns before ... is wearing the diamond again . . . .
that she had discarded previously in his favor . . . phone Alma 0103
for reservations etc and we'll see you at tea . . .
an        a
Who is tbe Musical Society junior who wears her bedroom slippers
to bed, if it's the (east bit chilly? .... at any rate we don't blame
bar for wanting to be comfortable . . . and if she is wise she will
make sure that ner campus shoe) are just as comfortable . . . and for
comfort and style we recommend Rae-Son's Mezzanine Floor, 608
Oranville Street . . . and their dark brown kid or suede pumps ... or
black patent in the same style which is proving to be the season's
premiere ....
Other smart types . . . patent vamp with the quarter (back or
heel) in gabardine, or vice versa with suede replacing the gabardine
. . . and the Junior heel model is neither too high nor too flat but ideal
for the average height co-ed .... you can't say University women
aren't thrifty . . . two freshettes spent the better part of a night
looking through the ashes for two pennies they dropped into the stove
by accident . . . before you go home for your holidays, call in at 608
Granville Street and have your foot measurements taken . . . they will
send shoes to fit ... so order your Christmas shoes now ....
ar        erf        a
It's surprising what a well selected blouse can do for your wardrobe . . . especially during fhese hectic weeks of essay-polishing-off and
swotting and preparing Christmas lists . . . Mrs. Paton has a dashing
•election of woollen jacket blouses, sheers, satins, and metallic and
•tripe for more formal occasions .... at the Lingerie Shop, 2793
Granville Street, are the daintiest and gayest styles ... we noticed a
very adfiart air force blue blouse with stitched collar and front with
stitched cuffs on short sleeves . . . which would tone with black and
deep grey suits ....
At a recent co-ed affair, a young freshette was almost frantic
. . . she couldn't find her mascara . ... so she used black shoe polish
instead . . . for chilly days, the warm, fine woollen blouse* in rich,
wine tones ... or a natty vest style in Elizabeth blue .... in fact
if there is any type of blouse you want . . . Mrs. Paton has it ... so
dash over right now to 2793 South Granville ....
H d ti
Flowers are always received with joy . . ■ and especially Roselawn
corsages ... so for your fraternity informal, phone Sey. 7746 and
arrange for the corsage now . . . probably those taking part in the
Christina* plays would like to show their appreciation to the directors
for their guidance and instruction ... a bouquet of seasonal flowers
such as beautiful curled 'mums, carnations or any other flower . . .
and Roselawn will give you helpful suggestions in this ... or even
buttonholes for those behind-scene workers who help you to put over
your part by surrounding you with excellent sets . . . "An apple for
the teacher" is the maxim of a former Californian student in Science
who is studying here . . . every time he arrives late, he presents the
professor with a nice, big (and we hope B.C.) apple . . . for dainty
flowers . . . we are told that freesia and bouvardia are available . . .
green orchids will be "on crop" (meaning—you can get them) . . .
during the second weeks in December . . . and if you want a beautiful
pale mauve orchid with the darker mauve throat ... it would be wise
to order it a few days in advance . . . 724 Granville Street ....
d ti d
For some of the newer shades in stockings at the special under the
dollar price . . . there are two tones, Hawaii and wild orchid which
are excellent for black and rose ensembles . . . while wineglo is excellent for wine shade outfits . . . for evening there is roselight and holiday
dresses at the Lora Lee Dress Shop, 2814 Granville Street feature the
new striped crepe silk frocks with adjustable bustles in rich plum
purple and burnt caramel shades . . . hip lines in woollen frocks are
accentuated by frills and skirt pockets which are also adorned by frills.
The best friend of a prominent Musical Society brunette nabbed
Basil from her . . . from under her very nose . . . and she was heartbroken . . . but Basil returned to his first love last week . . . Basil is
her hot water bottle that was being repaired by a helpful Sigma Phi
Delt ... a stunning two-piece woollen outfit, ideal for warmth and
style, was in the window of Lora Lee's store . . . the neck was fur-
trimmed and the long sleeves were full at the shoulders and accentuated the shoulder line . . . 2814 Granville Street.
70a*yA»"
Call ln at the
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large selection of University
Books on hand.
4521 W. 10th Ave.
(Where the bus stops)
THE NEAREST BANK 18
The Canadian
BANK OF
COMMERCE
Tenth and Sasamat Branoh
"A general bank business
is transacted and accounts
of the faoulty and students
of the University of British
Columbia   are   weloomed.''
BANKERS   TO   THE
ALMA MATER
SOCIETY
0.  B. Myers, Manager
B. 0. T. F.
The Work of the B.C.T.F. will be
dealt with by a special speaker on
Tuesday, November 28 at 12:30 in
Arta 204, The general secretary, Mr.
Charlesworth, will also be present
to answer questions concerning the
B.C.T.F.
CRICKET CORRECTION
The time and date of the Annual
Oeneral Meeting of the B.C. Mainland Cricket League announoed in
last Tuesday's issue of the Ubyssey
have been changed.
The meeting will take plaoe on
Tuesday, Deo. B, at 8:00 at the
Pacific  Athletic  Club,  031  Howe St.
V. 0. V.
Miss Hancock of the China Inland
Mission will speak to the V.C.U. today in Arta 208 at 12:40.
Loat: Large-size stiff-covered black
looseleaf notebook in Men's Common
Room, belonging to D. B. Bryan. Will
the person who took the same please
return  to  the   A.M.S.
THB    UBYSSEY
Feuds at
Victoria
By PIERRE BERTON
Across the straits, In the quiet little town of Viotorla, standing against
the skyline where all oan aee, Is the
imposing greystone structure whieh
Viotorla cltisens oall Dunsmuir Castle. To 320 students, and a great
many moro alumni, it is better
known as Viotorla College.
When one gaaes at the silent stone,
the tall forbidding chimneys, tho
austere red alata roofs, on* raoalvaa
immsdlately the impression of oold
civility and aloofness. Little doea
the stranger gueaa what really goes
on within those supposedly grim
walls.
APPEARANCES ARE DRCEITFUL
For Viotorla College, while outwardly serene, is inwardly turbulent,
and a visitor antering the institution
practically any day during tha winter session, will beoome Immediately
aware of the faot. If he should be
fortunate enough to witness one of
the many Ward 9—Ward 2 feuds, he
will receive an effective demonstration of the College's fighting spirit.
Fsuds between Ward 9, the men's
smoking room, and Ward 3, the
men's oommon room, (both of whloh
have retained the names given them
when Dunsmuir castle was a war
time hospital) are frequent and
bloody. They are usually accompanied by a mass removal of furniture from tha rooms, and clothing
from th* Individuals. Co-operation
at all time* is extended by the ladles
of the Women's Commons who view
all encounters with a bloodthirsty
eye.
WARD 9 INVADES WARD *
What Viotorla College student
oannot recall, for example, the gruesome oampaign of '38-'39? Perhaps
a brief resume of those hectic days
will serve to Illustrate.
It seems that Ward 3 possessed a
very soft, comfortable leather chair.
Now Ward 9 coveted the obalr above
all other thlnga, and Imbued by a
spirit of Communism, they swooped
upon Ward 3 one quiet day, and
absconded with the priae. To say
that Ward 2 was outraged is an understatement. After holding several
monster indignation meetings, they
nominated a secret committee who
removed the chair from the murky
depths of the smoking room, and
took another one for good measure.
Two days later, Ward 2er» entered
the commons room to find all the
chairs and couches gone. Ward 9
was now crammed to the celling
with so much furniture that students found it difficult to enter. But
not for long.
SWITCH FURNITURE
Ward 9ers arrived at their den
next morning, to find the place stripped bare. Everything was gone from
pictures on walls to lampshades and
doornobs. Even the ashes on the
floor had been swept up and deposited  in  Ward 2.
The major battle took place at
noon hour that day. Accompanied
by the sounds of breaking of furniture and rending of trousers, the
tussle raged. Nobody knows who
won. Nobody cared. But a large
portion of the furniture was rendered useless.
During the rest of the year, the
opposing factions registered their
dislike of one another by abducting
stray victims and removing a oer-
tain portion of their clothing. This
unmentionable garment was then
thrown in the Women's Commons.
THESE CO-EDS CAN SEW
The co-operation of the co-eds on
these occasions is praiseworthy.
Bringing out needle and thread they
proceeded to do a very effective Job
of sewing up the article. They sewed lt across, they sewed it diagonally,
they sewed lt horizontally and they
sewed the pockets. Then they tied
it up In a little bundle, oomplete
with pink ribbon and the owner's
name, and deposited lt in Ward 9, to
the vast discomfiture of fhe victim.
FIRE!
Thus the winter passed merrily.
But that spring a staggering blow
was dealt Ward 9. Seated on a
couch In the room, one of the members became acutely aware of a
burning sensation beneath him. Tbe
couoh waa on fire! The assembled
students acted quickly. Rushing out
the door, they returned with the fire
hose, and pointed it at the couch.
Then  they turned  on  the water.
Now the fire hose was not particularly new, and regretably, the water
that was destined for the burning
couch,   escaped    through    numerous
VARSITY DAIRY LUNCH
Trimble at Tenth
OREETINOS! GALS AND BOYS OF FALL SESSION I
"OO  OET  'EM VARSITV"
Wo are dedicating this column to
the members of the Players' Olub who
are devoting this week to their annual Christmaa playa, and therefore are not able to attend the Little
Theatre's presentation "Of Mice and
Men" whloh played Wednesday,
Thursday, and wUl continue tonight
and tomorrow night.
UNDERSTUDY AOTINO
The only suggestion we could make
to the casta Is to permit their understudies to take over for one night, ao
that they oould attend the other performance.
We haven't seen the UB.C. plays
yet, but are anticipating a most pleasurable evening. Every student who
attended the four Christmas plays
expressed to us their admiration and
respect for the members who co-operated to create suoh beauty of setting, dramatlo art and all the other
details necessary for an artistic production.
We wonder what Varsity students
would have thought if th*y had to sit
through tha long Intervals during
scenes, of "Of Mioe and Men". There
were six scenes.
Congratulations and praise are due
Tom Rannle who stepped Into the
charaoter of Oandy at a moment's
notloe. The role was to have been
taken by Jaok Dralnie.
* •       •
LIFELIKE  AOTINO
The play, to our oomplete embarrassment, wae horribly frank. The
profanity was exoesalva and the crudities of the olass portrayed were
graphic and, we suppose, Ufellke. At
any rate, It made us feel thankful
that the Varsity men are gentlemen.
The dog, a minor charaoter, took
great Interest in the audience, especially when they applauded, and he
appeared on familiar terms with aU
the members of the cast. He greeted
each ono with a friendly wag of the
taU,   even  the  vicious  Ourley.
Bach person taking part ln the play
lived their roles, but so true to their
stage characters were they, that we
were not conscious of the faot untU
we analysed the drama on the way
home.
* *       «
IN PERSON
Yesterday, Russ Keillor, who took
the part of Lennle arrived on the
campus, and eventually into the pub.
We thought he was a scienceman
wanting to buy a Totem (thank you,
Mr. Durkin). Instead he wanted to
tell us that Bill Rose who took the
part of 811m, the foreman was a U.
B.C. man, Arts '21.
We told him our Uttle complaint of
too much profanity in the play, but
added that he was probably so used
to it now that he wouldn't notice lt.
He explained that he was too used to
lt . . . found he was using it at home
all the time now.
And another thing. We enjoyed
the real camp fire scene, but did actors have to eat delicious pork and
beans from a tin right in front of
our face and remind us that we had
not eaten for several hours?
* *        *
DEBUTANTE   ORCHESTRA
At last. We will be able to hear
our University Dance Orchestra when
they hold their coming out pep meet
next week. Their college spirit is admirable. Of oourse it's fun too. Because they make it fun.
On our bouquet list for this week,
are two people who have sunny smiles
and pleasant dispositions . . . most
frequently. We went around the campus watching and observing the students. It's surprising what a careworn, glum group campus Inhabitants
are. So we decorate Rosemary Collins and Roy Jackson as the model
happy types ....
And now for old timers . . . saw
Rudy Paradls visiting the caf, Malcolm Brown, former L.S.E. head in
khaki . . . Irish Fusiliers . . . says
there are 15 U.B.C. boys in the same
group as officers . . . and heard that
Jack Kennedy, Sc. '39 is working with
construction group near one of the
bridges in Vancouver.
Three
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holes ln the hose before it reached
Its destination. Students on the floor
floor below soon realized this fact.
So did the Registrar whose office lied
two floors beneath the den. From
then on the smoking room was locked despite pleas on the part of the
inmates.
The moral of all this is, of course,
"Don't be mistaken by outward appearances." In conclusion let ua say
that Victoria College students do attend   lecturea.
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CAMPUS
(Continued from Page I)
ation   of   the   war,   the   Hart  House
dock Is still.
(Just to correct any possible misconceptions,  the  clock still  tells  the
time. It's Just that it doesn't shout
it out.)
CHATTER
"Do or Die—Oaels Face Western"
was the banner headline that the
Queen's Journal carried before the
Tricolour met the Intercollegiate
champions. . . . The answer Is short:
"They didn't." . . . U.B.O. Aggies chose
a rooster as their motif for their recent ball. . . . Latest news from Saskatchewan is that the Beer Bowl
classic between Meds and Law, quern
supra demonstravimus, ended in a
tie. . . .
RED CROSS
(Continued from Page 1)
ed. In case of rejection the loss would
be slight. No definite amount had
been filled in, this having been left
entirely up to the meeting.
The contribution is being made to
the Red Oross, other than the Vancouver Welfare, he stated, ln order
that no precedent would be set.
Students began signing away their
caution money immediately the motion was passed. Waiver blanks are
still obtainable at the Publications
and Alma Mater offices.
RECORD RECITAL
Another Carnegie Reoord Recital
will be held on Tuesday in Arts 100
at 12.40 sharp. Tbe program will
consist of Beethovan's Ninth Symphony.
LOST: Between the Caf and the
Library, a fraternity pin. Will the
finder please return to Mr. Horn's
office.
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FRESHMAN
NOTICE
In  case  of  failure  finish  your
year at SHURPASS
RAy.  9497
AFTER THE SHOW . .  .
Visit Vancouver's Most Beautiful Cafe
CHRIS'S ORILL
BELOW THE COMMODORE
After-Theatre Teas Fascinating Teacup Reading 'Birds,  Victoria  Clash  At  Stadium
CANADIAN FOOTBALL
VARSITY vs. VICTORIA
CANADIAN FOOTBALL
VARSITY vs. VICTORIA
Four
THE    UBYSSEY
Friday, November 24, 1939
BASKETMEN TACKLE  TOOKES
Cagers Drop
Another One
To Leafs 46-42
Pedlow Garners
Eleven Points
But Rally Fails
The Varsity Basketball team will
have another try with Oeorge MoConnell and tbe other Tooke players
on Saturday aa they again seek a
win to lift them from tbe lower end
of the league at the V.A.C. tomorrow
night.
Tbe students lost a close one to
this team last week aa they were
beaten single handed In the laat few
mlnutea by Oeorge MoConnell.
It was almost the same kind of a
game on Wednesday night aa the
Thunderbirds played the League
leading Maple Leaf team. The game
seemed well lost to the Varsity team
as they floundered through tbe majority of the game trailing by 14
pointa.
But a las* quarter raUy brought
them Juat short of a viotory aa
thoy Anlshed with a 44-4S oount.
PEDLOW SHINES
It waa Rookie Doug Pedlow who
led the Varaity laat minute rally.
Pedlow did well throughout the oonteat but In the laat five minutes he
sunk seven of his eleven counters.
Jim Soott, stlU suffering from a knee
injury, oame on for a few minutes
In ths final stansa and tallied four
useful markers.
The   Oold  Dust  Twin  combination seems to be obsolete. Bardsley
and Wllloughby seldom worked a
play on Wedneaday. In faot Wllloughby  hardly  worked  any  kind
of a play. But Bardsley was clicking with  almost all  of the  other
members   of   his   team,   eapeolaUy
Dick Wright.
The game waa  poorly handled  by
the   lone   referee   Jackie   Young.   It
waa   a   rough   tussle   and   a   game
whloh  needed  two  refs,  and  whloh
one doesn't —??
SCORES
Varsity—J. Ryan a, D. Livingstone,
D. Alexander 5, H. Straight 4, J.
Soott 4, P. Flynn 5, D. Miner 4, O.
Pringle %, W. Johnston 1, D. Duncan,
D. Pedlow 11. Total 49.
Maple Leafs—A. Watson 8, A.
Beaton 4, A. Wllloughby », J. Bardsley 17, D. Wright a, M. Parsons S,
J. Roaa 10. Total 46.
—MacTAVISH.
SIX
STALWART
SONS
FRBD SMITH
FRED JOPUN
SENIOR BEES
The Senior "H" baaketball team
climbed to the top of the loop, Tueaday, when they defeated Burrard
Crosse's M-M at the Y.W.CA. gym.
Rees, Barton, Mensles and Roddan
were the standouts for the Thunderbirds.
LEE STRAIGHT
JOHN  PEARSON
OOAOH VAN VLIET
AND THE
GUIDING
GENIUS
ORAHAM   FINLAY
-TOMMY WILLIAMS
Stadium Scene Of Final Came
As Varsity Strives For
Tenth Straight
A B. C. Institution
Every student Is proud of the
achievements of this University
—a truly British Columbia institution—whose graduates command a position ln the flrst
rank-
Home Oil Distributors, Ltd. is
a 100% B.O. Oompany producing petroleum products that are
equal to, or better than any on
the market—an achievement of
which all British Columbians
are proud.
HOME GAS
"You Can  Buy No Better"
It'll be the biggest little game of the current Big Four league*
tomorrow, when the mighty men from U.B.C. take on the Victoria
Revellers in a championship game at the Varsity Stadium. Both
teams will be out to stage a real "shootin' match" as Varsity
are anxious to maintain their spotless record, that of nine straight
wins, and grab off their third trophy of the year, the Lipton Cup.
The Revellers on the other hand, lost all six of their regular Big
Four schedule, but beat Knights of Columbus in the semi-finals last
week, and will be gunning for Varsity's scalp.
The Collegians will be at full1-
strength when they marshali tbelr
forces on the green turf of the Stadium tomorrow. For the flrst time ln
many weeks, all the Varsity regulars
will be stripped for action.
NO PUNCHES PULLED
And they don't plan to pull any
punches against the Island squad, but
will trot out some of their powerful
offensive plays which they have been
saving all year. Dick Dowrey will
probably be back at the end position,
thus strengthening the line, although
Jack Tucker did Trojan work in replacing him in the last few encounters.
The   baokfleld    will    be   at   fuU
strength    with    Finlay,    Williams,
J
VARSITV SERVICE
STATION
"AT THE GATES"
"Our Servloe Meana Happy     * >
Motoring"
Tenth and Blanc*
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Palomrnar
DANCE  FRI.  AND  SAT.
From 9-1
VERN MoINNIS
His Trumpet and His Orchestra
Pat Oldney, Vocalist
Friday: Ladles 28c, Oents 40c
Saturday: Ladles 35c, Oents SOo
Enquire   now   regarding   rental
of   ballroom   for   olub   dances.
You'll meet friends.
Lang, Teagle, Fournler, and Angus
all ready, willing, and able to earry
the ball, and they may be helped
out by some brand new standing
block plays that Van Vllet dreamed
up.
The squad, touted by downtown
papers as the "Wonder Team" ln
Varsity's Canadian Football history,
is one of the best-balanced teams
ever to perform on the Oanadlan
Coast.
IT'LL BE OOOD
Their power is equally distributed
between the line, the backfleld, and
the kicking. And they also have a
sharp passing attack, something that
last  year's  squad  lacked   completely.
The game against the Revellers,
however, is by no means a cinch and
should be a bang-up contest. Remember the shift in location: The
game will be played at the Varsity
Stadium, and not Athletic Park.
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MART KENNEY and Hla Western
Oentlemen . . . available for private
engagements.
HOTEL
VANCOUVER
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Soccer Game
Scheduled
For Campus
S. Burnaby Visits
Varsity Tomorrow
Soccer comes back to the campus
after an absence of several years,
Saturday when the Varsity senior
aggregation bumps up against the
lowly South Burnaby organisation
ln a regular league engagement.
Tbe game will start at 2:18 on the
upper field above the stadium, where
the shiny white goal posts have lately been Inserted. The collegians will
probably be at full strength again,
and will oarry tbe same line-up
whioh humbled the crude playing,
league leading Premiers last week
at Cambie Street.
ONCE BEFOBE
The last meeting between Burnaby
and the local Blue and Oold sharpshooters took place at Central Park
and resulted In a 1-0 win for the
collegians, and this week's battle bids
fair to be a thrilling continuation of
that bitter struggle.
The compaot little unit whloh
Coach Hitchins and the numerous
managers have welded together into
the campus senior soccer aggregation
looks to be the best bet to rival the
brilliant performances of the college
gridders.
'
Reserve
SALISBURY
CAFE
BANQUETS
AFTERNOON
TEAS
LUNCHES
DINNERS
DELICIOUS
APPETIZING
_♦_
tht   b i b i   i h i) ( n i r 1 t   m n n t
Ubeecees
Tangle With
Marpole
Varsity Idle, Rest for
McKechnie Game
By DOUO WATT
With the Varsity squad getting a
bye in the schedule tomorrow, the
Ubeecee lads step Into the limelight
with their tilt against Marpole at
Oak Park at 3:80.
The game should be a very Interesting one to watoh, since both
teams are evenly matched, and both
need the win to bolster their league
standing. The Ubeeoeers wllj be especially desirous of garnering a win,
slnoe they have copped only one decision so far this season and need
the viotory if they are to remain in
the ranks of the First Division.
CLOSE ONES
Although they have oome out on
top only once so far, the seoond
team haa really been playing muoh
better ball than this would suggest,
slnoe In at least two of their tussles
there has been only three points
separating them from the opposing
squad.
On tha other hand, the Marpole
aggregation will be hot after a win
to avenge the 8o-S trimming they
absorbed last week at the hands of
the first team. So with both teams
so anxious to oome out on top thero '
should be plenty of fireworks and
speedy play.
The line up for the game ia as
follows: In the sorum, Clement,
Moore, Lane, Wilson, Pyle, Cotteral,
Soott, and Bingham; Nlahlo at sorum
half; Ross In the five-eighths slot;
Field and Ralston as Insldes; Nell
and Hloka on the wings; and Prlco
in the fullback position. Spares will
be Morrow, Wood, and Shannon.
"REPS"
The Vancouver Rugby Union haa
deolded to match tbe Vanoouver
Reps against the "Rest" in a Rsd
Cross benefit game on Deoember 9.
Five Varsity men will see aotlon
against the Reps In the persons of
Lyman Day-Smith, Howie MoPhee,
Carl Chapman, Ted MoPhee, and
Tommy Robson. Ted MoPhee will
be at tbe half position, Robson in
the paok, and the other three will
form the basis for the baokfleld.
S>*s&\\, leaser***.
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•W 19-39

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