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Published Twice Weekly by The Publications Board of The University of British Columbia
VANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1989 """
VOL. XXIX
___B____________B
No. 15
A.M.S. Aid To Red Cross
Subject Of Meeting
Support Sought
By Council for
Wartime Drive
By JOHN GARRETT
The reoently opened oampaign under the sponsorship of the Red Oross
and Vanoouver Welfare Association
will, if the student body of the University of British Columbia agrees,
be supported by the Alma Mater Sooiety.
A-M.S. MEETING
At the meeting Monday night, the
Student Counoil deolded that the
following suggestion be put up for
approval to the A.M.S. meeting to
be held November 91 s That the students make an aotual contribution,
the full sum to be given ih the name
of the Alma Mater Sooiety, to the
Red Cross Fund for 1989-40,
It was stipulated In a spsolflo manner  that the  Alma   Mater   Sooiety
contribution  be  made   to  the   Red
Cross fund only.
WARTIME DRIVE
This Counoil dlsousslon aroaa after
tbe Counoil met Mr. R. H. Tupper,
manager of the preaent funds drive,
at a speolal meeting laat Wednesday
noon. The Counoil laat night oame
to the conclusion that members of
the Alma Mater Sooiety would appreciate this opportunity to take an
aotual part in making the present
wartime drive of the Red Cross a
suooess.
_r*UDl_NT CONSIDERATION
Counoil members felt that an Alma
Jtffcter Sooiety meeting must be held
as soon as possible for students to
give corporate consideration to th*
matter, and consequently the apecial
moating of the Alma Mater Sooiety
haa been called by President John
Pearson, on -the resolution of the
Counoil, for Tuesday, November 91,
1989, at 11.4B a.m. in the Auditorium
for the purpose of considering the
entire question of making the Red
Cross contribution, depending upon
the opinion of the students.
It was hoped by tbe Counoil that
leotures would be cancelled from
11.80 In the morning on Tuesday, November 91.
Above* Rookatruok Osale frowns
at Aggie Zink's egg-laying rooster.
Below i Zink waits patiently for
action from Oasle on Brunhllde's
stand-in.
Ultra Modern Atmosphere; For
Arts-Aggie Formal Thursday
EVE OF WAR
IN LONDON
By JAMES BEVERIDGE
(Editor's Note! James Beveridge
Is a former member of the Ubyssey
staff who was In London at the
outbreak of war.)
(LONDON, Eng., Sept. 9.)—The
night before the declaration of war,
a terrific rainstorm drenched southern England. In London, crowds
thronged the West-end sidewalks in
excited, nervous mood. Night, and the
pitch-darkness of blackout, needled
this excitement with a giddy quality
—with small pedestrian collisions,
gigglings ln doorways, busses Jammed
with roaring passengers.
Inside a brasserie ot) the Strand,
large and brightly Ut, the musio Was
zestful and loud; cutlery rattled,
glasses clinked. Such a place gains
immensely In Intimacy and cheer
since its entrance had been darkened
and narrowed and screened and hung
with heavy curtains. The checked
cloths, the orchestra ln red and green
corduroy, the laughter, the sporadic
singing, all seem brighter, more clear-
cut.
PRE-WAR  GAIETY
Officers and their ladies sat at
small tables with buckets of iced
champagne, in a fashion that recalls
the Innumerable war-movies, mostly
with Frederic March. The band played tunes that have become pre-war:
South of the Border, Deep Purple,
Donkey Serenade; clear trumpet and
smooth violins, in Viennese-style orchestrations.
Later on. before midnight, from a
theatre in Adelphi, we faltered along
alleys and stairways back to the
Strand. Rain was pelting down on the
crowds that elbowed their way along
the pavement, squealing with alarm
and excitement.
Thunder muttered; a dry, death-
blue lightning flash cracked open the
well of darkness over Trafalgar
Square, right ahead, and gleamed for
(Continued on Page 81
See  EVE   OF WAR
ARTS YELL
We are tho mon of Culture
Of Intellect supreme
Prom    men    like    us    the
coach has formed
The backbone of the team.
To hell with all the Science
fools
Their     record's     smeared
with sin
While   they    demolish    40
beers
We'll  quaff down 60  gin.
Hart House
In Campus
Recital
Famous Four Play
In Auditorium
Tomorrow Noon
Tomorrow the world-renowned
Hart House String Quartet will give
a recital in the Auditorium at noon,
especially for U.B.C. studsnts. Those
who have followed In the newspapers their brilliant reoord ln America and Europe have keenly anticipated-the ooaaertr,- - ■•• ■ ■-*-•    -••-
For some time the quartet haa
been a popular feature on the network of the C.B.C. Indeed these
competent performers are a musical
group of whom all Canada ia proud.
Jamea Levey and Adolphe Kod-
olfsky, violinists with the quartet,
have for many years been leaders of
famous European string quartets.
Boris Hambourg, cellist, and Milton
Blackstone, violinist, studied under
the great Belgian master, Ysaye.
They are the two original players,
and beoause of their training have
been able to make the quartet a flrst-
musioal group.
Ths climax of the many honours
bestowed on them came in 1987. During the ooronatlon ceremonies in
London they were invited to play in
ad orohestra consisting of fifty of
the Empire's most famous musicians.
The noon recital will be a pass system feature. Tickets for the evening performance ag 8.80 may be obtained at Kelly's on Oranvllle.
SHORT STORY
CONTEST OPEN
TO CANADIANS
One hundred dollars in prize money
is offered for the best short story on
Canadian history or on some aspect
of Canadian life.
The Women's Canadian club, who
is sponsoring the contest, imposes
the following requirements: The story
ls to be approximately 9500 words,
typewritten, on one side of the paper
only, double spaced. Three copies
must be submitted, and three separate envelopes with the writer's name
and address in each, and the writer's
pseudonym on the outside.
The copies must be signed by the
writer's pseudonym but no other
marks ot Identification must appear
on them. The contest ls open to all
Canadians who have not already received the club's prize. Stories which
have already been published will not
be accepted.    ,
Manuscripts should be addressed to
the Secretary-Treasurer of the Women's Canadian Club of Toronto, 69
Bloor St. East, and must be sent by
registered mall. All manuscripts must
be delivered on or before Feb. 15,
1940.
* -  *Tr»iLi •*«mv^<r^**r*t ""u* iw '
STOP PRESS
The Arts-Aggie Executive decided
last night that Sciencemen would be
allowed to attend the pep meet today.
Assembly Reps
To Be Selected
In order to make the. U.B.C. delegation to the Third National Conference of Canadian University students
as representative as possible, the
Canadian Student Assembly haa extended an Invitation to aU L.8E.
clubs to send delegates to a meeting
Thursday In Arts 100. All other Interested students are also Invited to attend the meeting, which will eleot a
representative oonferenoo oommittee
to draft plans for a campus delegation.
The National Conference of Canadian University Studenta is held every
other year, for the purpose ot discussing problems which affect all
studenta. It operates under the Canadian Student Assembly. This year's
conference will be held In the East
during the Christmas season.
The theme of the Conference this
year will be "National Unity and
Bducation." A. conferenoe committee
representing ten universities has decided upon the following main topics
for discussion:
"National Unity and Manhood,"
dealing with cultural, economic, and
■social problems.
"Canada ln World Affairs," dealing
with Canada's war alms.
"Improving   University   Education."
"Extending   University   Education."
Pre-conference round-table  discussions in which all students may participate,  will  be  held  on  every   university campus. Delegates to the conference may  be selected  from  these.
Although  the   final   decision  for  the
conference location has not yet been
made, it will probably  take place ln
the Ontario-Quebec region.
The National Conference Committee consists of one delegate from
t very university ln Ontario and Quebec. Co-ordinating committees, representing western Universities met
this summer in Winnipeg.
U.B.C. sent 20 delegates to the 1937
conference. Today's meeting will help
decide, on the number of delegates
this year and on the method of financing them.
JOINT CHAPEL
SERVICE ON
WEDNESDAY
STUDENT DIRECTORY
The long awaited Student
Directory is now here. * This
valuable book Is now obtainable at the A.M.S. office for the
small stun of loo.
A University chapel service, open
to all students of the University will
be held tomorrow at 4 p.m. at Union
College chapel.
Theme of the servloe wUl be "The
Reality of Christian Belief," and representatives of the Student Christian
Movement, Varsity Christian Union,
Anglican Theological OoUege and
Union Theological Oollege will speak
briefly on the relevance of Christianity to present day problems.
The servloe will be the seoond ot
its kind held on the campus. The
flrst was held at Union Oollege last
year, with the object of bringing religious groups On the oampus into
closer oo-operation with one another.
As a result of its success, it was
decided by the groups participating
to make the joint service an annual
event, open to members of the four
organizations and all other studenta
who cared to attend.
Archie Morrison, of the Anglican
College, will conduct the service, and
student speakers will be Joyce Carter
of the S.C.M., Norah Hughes of Union College, and Dave Ellis of the
V.C.U. Nan Res ton, of the Student
Christian Movement, will be the
soloist.
Women Grads
Are Eligible For
Scholarships
Women graduatea of this University are eligible for a $1,2B0 travelling scholarship awarded annually
by the Canadian Federation of University   Women.
The scholarship will be awarded
to any graduate of a Canadian University showing ability, character
and   achievement.
Preference will be given to candidates who have completed ono or
more yeara of graduate study and
Who have a definite course of study
or research ln view.
. As far as possible the principle will
be observed of granting the scholarship alternately to students engaged
in scientific research and those engaged in literary, historical, or philosophical  studies.
Preparations Swing- Into Action With
Pep Rally Featuring Ole Olson and
Skits by Both Faculties
At noon today, about the same
time the Blue edition of the Ubyssey
hits the oampus, the Arts-Aggie pep
meet will swing into action In the
Auditorium, Featuring the smooth
rhythms of Ole Olson's orchestra,
the contented moo of the Aggie oalf,
hilarious skits by both faculties, and
the usual oollege oheers and songs
(exoept for those dealing with Science), the meeting will serve to
arouse atudent enthusiasm for
Thursday's Danoe of Tomorrow.
Ole Olson's famous arrangements
of Strauss waltaes will form the
nucleus of the meet. Orchestrations
of university songs will also be featured.
Because of failure to And the
Aggie cow, Brunhllde (a wloked report states she can be obtained for
a amall sum at Joe's Hamburger
kitchen), the Aggie facility announced yesterday that they would hold
a speolal interview with one of
Brunhllde's offspring. He(?) wtll appear on the auditorium stage for a
brief period.
The much publicised Arts skit will
satirise the aotlon of the Students'
Counoil In dispensing with the Arts-
Aggie sweetheart. Rumour states
that Chang Suey will make a brief
appearance during this aot.
A musical aeleotion between Mr.
Trylon and Mr. Perlsphere will oil-
max the meeting.
Credits For
CO.T.C.
Work Given
No Exemption from
Academic Courses
To Be Allowed
Fifteen requests for oredit for
C.O.T.C. work in plaoe of a specific
oourse, were granted at the meeting
of tbe Faoulty of Arts and Solenoe
Committee on Courses, Friday.
Sixteen requests were not granted
beoause the students asked for oredit in plaoe of a required subjeot.
Fifty-eight applications for credit
were received and considered. A
number of students asked for C.O.T.
C. credit as an "extra," others In lieu
of a required subject.
Twenty-seven requests for recognition of C.O.T.C. work as an "extra"
were approved In accordance with
the following provision:
"Students who oomplete the C.O.T.
C. course and pass the required examination therein as an "extra," I.e.
over and above the work required,
will' have that fact entered in their
records. Thia Btanding in C.O.T.C.
work will not carry academic credit
nor will lt give any exemption from
the academic -work required In the
oourse for a degree."
No exemption for C.O.T.C. work
will be allowed ln a required subject
nor in a course vital to the student's
academic or professional career, and
no exemption will be given In any
subject without the approval of the
Faculty Committee on Courses and
Standing.
Application of students in the Faculties of Applied Science and Agriculture will be considered within the
next  few days.
OBITUARY
By BARREL  DRIFTWOOD
Prominent Arts/Aggie Executive
Member, who was responsible for
most of the execution of this issue,
passed slowly away last night after
an acute attack of severe science-
mensia vongeansia. The ex-gentleman was prominent ln campus
squeaking circles and also was noted
for his acute tendency towards 'res
femina blonclae', dread Artsmen's
disease. He is survived by two cats,
a white mouse, one political discussions club, and his brainchild—this
issue. Interment will be in the University Orill Waste-Basket Depository.
Long   Live   Arts/Aggie.
p "This year we are going to make
Arts-Aggie history," said Osborne
Durkin to the Ubyssey, as he sat la
his Chair Beside tbe Window in tbe
Pub offloe, and meditated on the
Arts-Aggie Danoe of Tomorrow,
whioh comes Off, as every oollege
student knows, Thursday evening _a
the Commodore.
Despite tba blow dealt to ituHn
by tho unaooountable disappearance of Brunhllde, the Aggie oow,
tbe Arts-Aggie exeoutive bag daU
termlned that The Show Musi Gtt
On, and bas oompleted prepaT-W
ttons tor Thursday's Ball.
"We tried our best to get Fred
Astatre and Ginger Rogers for tbe
floor show," said Don McOlll, "Wit
they had a cold aad Oouldn't oome."
He hastened to assure the Ubysss?,
however, that the floor show would
be superb, ooloaaal, magnificent, and
stupendous.
FLORAL DISPLAY
A monster floral display made up i
of dosens of whits and gold chrysanthemums, will adorn the bead
table. Individual tables Will have
miniature trylons and perispheres as
oentrepieoes in keeping with the
Arts motif. Blue and' silver balloons
will add to the festive air.
The programs will be In the shape
of a combination trylon and perlsphere,  while  trylon  and  perlsphere.
will  be silhouetted against the pillars of the. ballroom.
There wUl be a total of 14 daaoeg,
eight "before supper and six after.
During tba playing of a special
group of Varsity tunes, patrons of
the affair will be given the privilege
of cutting In on college students.
CROWING COOK
The sound Of the crowing cook,
whioh will mark the end Of eaoh
group of dance numbers, has been
Imported from Los Angeles. A silhouette of a similar rooster will b*
spotlighted behind the orohestra pit.
Tlokets for the Danoe of Tomorrow are now en sale In the Alma
Mater Office at 98.00 a couple. Students should reserve tables In advance.
Student Forces
To Unite At
Conference
TORONTO, Ont., Nov. 18.—Two
of Canada's strongest student organisations will join foroes for the flrst
time next month when delegatea
from the Canadian Student Assembly attend the biennial conference of the National Federation!
of Canadian University Students in
Ottawa, Deo. 3?, to discuss war service, press relations, scholarships,
debating, and many other Important
developments.
Announcement was made here
Sunday by John H. MacDonald, following an executive meeting of the
N.F.C.U.S., that the executive of the
C.S.A. would be invited this year to
send one or two delegates to the conference in Ottawa for the purpose of
ooordinatlng the work of the two
bodies. A letter of Invitation will be
sent to Dr. Orant Lathe, secretary
of the C.S.N.
Also drawn up as an official agenda for the meeting are items pertaining to travel developments,
youth hostels, and student co-operatives.
WEEKLY EVENTS
Today   noon—Pep   meet.
6 p.m.—Rowing Club dinner,
Caf.
Wednesday   noon—Hart   House
quartet—pass   system.
8 p.m.—Hart   House,   Audito
rium.
Thursday   noon — C.S.A.,    Arts
100.
9 p.m.—Arts-Aggie     Ball,     at
Commodore.
Friday     noon   —   Pub-Council
game, Gym.
Admission one cent. Two
THE    UB3TSSBY
Tuesday, November 14, 1939
THE   UBYSSEY
Issued twloe wsskly by the Students' Publication Board of the Alma Mater
Sooiety of the University of British Columbia
OOeai   806  Auditorium  Building Phone   Alma   16M
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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
John Garrett
SENIOR EDITORS
Jaok Margeson
•PORTS
Lionel Salt
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Joan Thompson Don MoOill
ASSISTANT KDITORS
Pierre Berton Darrell Braldwood
Editorials
Below This Head
ARTS-AOOIB BALL
Following a custom whieh has become habitual in most of the
Eastern Canadian universities, the Ubyssey is today clothed in
different dress In order to celebrate the annual union of the Arts-
men and Aggies.
Onoe a session these two faculties join together to stage the
famous Arts-Aggie Ball, the one major social function of the Fall
term. This is the flrst year that the Ubyssey has been so generous
as to hand over the production of the paper to representatives of
the two groups.   May the action prove sucoessful 1
In the past years special efforts have always been made to
accommodate the Soienoemen of the campus, and last year the
Soience Issue was printed in an incredible red ink. The Artsmen
and Aggies have agreed to have their ' brainchild' printed in a
royal blue ink.   Seeing is believing t
The Arts-Aggie Ball is to be held in the Commodore Cabaret
on Thursday night, and will doubtless be a great success. The ball
has always been a dignified type of affair, with an atmosphere of
sobre relaxation. It is one of the aristocrats of Varsity's social
calendar.
Congratulations, then, to the executive committee of the two
faculties, and good luck to the Arts-Aggie Ball.
DISCIPLINE OOMMITTEE
Social functions of this University are always intended to be
totally teetotal affairs. The regulations of the University prohibit
the consumption of any intoxicating liquors '' either on the campus
or at University functions," and also state that "any person appearing on the University campus or at any University function
while showing any evidence of having consumed intoxicating
liquor shall be subjeot to penalty."
It would not be possible to have the policy of the various
authoritative bodies of the University more clearly defined or outlined. Yet complete disregard of these regulations has been exhibited already during the present session, not by a large group of
students, but by a few imprudent men who spend too little time
in meditation upon tho possible consequences of their lack of
sagacity.
It is gratifying to note that' the Student Discipline Committee
is determined to take action after the behavior of several students
attending a University function lost week. It is difficult for any
committee which is responsible for the discipline of tho campus to
levy heavy fines upon students, who ore probably well known on
the campus, and who are comparatively close friends of the members of the committee. But this unfortunate situation must inevitably arise in all matters of student behavior.
The regulations whieh will govern the use of the Brock Building are going to be much more severe than any present regulations,
and the Discipline Committee will be the body responsible for the
enforcement thereof. Students would do well, therefore, to pay
attention in the future, to the regulations of the Alma Mater
Society, and to treat the Discipline Committee with appropriate
respect.
O.8.A. CONFERENOE
It has been decided to hold another meeting of the Canadian
Student Assembly during tho Christmas holidays at some university in eastern Canada. The actual place for the conference has
not yet been chosen, but the dates are definitely set as December 27
to December 31.
There are apparently three main plans which will provide the
basis for conference activities, the maintenance of facilities
whereby students, who would ordinarily be unable to continue
their university careers on account of monetary difficulties, may
remain in attendance at university; Canadian national unity, and
Canadian politics; and the Democratic system.
Each subject is, of course, subdivided into groups. Andre
Bachand, writing in Lebdo-Laval of October 20, 1939, mentions
these more detailed ideas.
Under the flrst of the three matters for consideration he gives
two examples: the pursuit of the campaign for student bursaries,
and bringing pressure to bear on Provincial Governments to continue their grants to universities; under tho second, four examples:
more inter-university reports, deeper study of our administrative
systems, and of Federal-Provincial relations, and above all a detailed study of tho Statute of Westminster; nnd under the third
one: the rights whieh a Democratic system confers,
It is clear from this discussion of the aims of the Conference
that there is a wealth of material to be considered, and that a
reasonable amount of preparatory work must be done by the
student groups which propose to send delegates.
There is already a group on this campus ready to organize a
•delegation from the University of British Columbia. The question
of finance .will bo a formidable obstacle, and choice of delegates
•with an adequate knowledge of tho matters to be discussed may
■well prove to be a, problem.
A meeting is to be held on Thursday at 12.30 p.m. to talk over
the entire situation, and possibly to elect an executive which will
give its full time to tho heavy work which such conferences involve.
Kvery student organization on the campus is invited to send
n representative to this organization meeting, and every student
is nsked to give his or her support to the meeting, Students
throughout the nation form quite an important body of opinion,
and a conference) of this type eould be of great value not only to
the universities of Canada, but also to the Canadian nation itself.
The question of whether a Student Conference is necessary or
advisable nt suih a time as the present is probably debatable. But
this vrvy problem should be argued here on the campus before the
University of B.C. decides to be represented al the conference.
In whatever light a student may view the proposed meeting
of the Canadian Student Assembly, he or she should take the
trouble to attend tho organization meeting on Thursday. It will
only he tlie active interest of the students here which will ensure
the ultimate success or failure of the conference.
By NERO
We, Nero, stick our grisly and
oare-worn map Into this speolal
Arts-Aggie edition to provoke the
anger and What-not of one Osborne
Durkin. Our reflections upon this
titan are briefly thus: He Should
Resign.
Durkin must go. He must resign.
Look at his reoord: President of the
Chair by the Window ln the Library
Club, President of the Chair by the
Window in the Solenoe Building
Club, President of the Chair by the
Window In the Men's Common
Room Club, President of the Chair
by the Window In the Pub Office
Club. Besides, he is an Instruotor in
the Mamooks Olub, Tell and Poster
Division.
Durkin must resign. He has too
many flat-irons on ye olde stove. H4
Is liable to ohoke himself with the
ironing oord trying to Iron out a
shirt to glvs away to deserving
Totem Tots.
Durkin must resign. If he were
president of anything else, he would
suffocate. After all, Anthony Eden
Durkin Is doing about as well with
all his posts as Drlfty Braldwood
does making a speech under water
with a mouthful of marbles. Durkin
must resign.
Especially should he resign from
the presidency of the Chair by the
Window in the Pub Office Club, and
let It develop along the lines Intended by Its co-founders, Chang Suey
and  Osoar  Scrlbblewell.
In the near future, Nero will pan
other olubs, and show how Durkin
Interlocks, and why.
Nero also thinks that Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin and Benito Mussolini should resign, beoause they
haven't enough time to devpte to the
Civilisation Club. The only • people
allowed to do more than five thousand thlnga at a time are Frank
Wiggs and Anthony  Eden.
No doubt Durkin will sue us, but
Nero will soon be getting used to the
idea.
Cackling
of Corn
By D. COMA
AGRICULTURE
RESEARCH NOTE
; An Invitation is cordially extended
to the rank and file of the members
Of the university to witness a demonstration of weight-lifting on November 16 at the • Beef Barn, on
Granville St. The 10,000 lb. platform
scale, the gift of Safeway Stores,
whloh we use for researoh studies,
Will be In remote attendance..,
In co-operation with the University Department of Extension the
training sohool will begin its wintsr
session on Novsmber 16. Annual
husbandry leotures are scheduled
4nd the oourse inoludes exercises in
blotany.
Agrioulture, as we understand lt,
should give way, aa we understand
' tt, to the power of powder, as we understand it, if only for a moment, if
we are to stand it,
Arts, on the other hand, ia esssn-
' tially, on the other hand, giving way.
Ball, for a obange, inoludes the
llrst, for a change, never to be forgotten conflict, for a ohange.
The oriental Inheritance that the
free fields suffer under oan no doubt
be traoed to the uss among the solenoe studsnts of an undue amount
Of prepossessing sliding of their soared rule. This rule beoomes more
than despotioal when tinged with
some current tendenoles of envy.
UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE
Hrs.i 9 n.m. to 8 pjn.t Saturdays 9 a-m. to noon
LOOSB LEAF NOTE BOOKS, EXERCISE BOOKS AND
SCRIBBLERS
AT REDUCED PRICES
Oraphlo Engineering Paper, Biology Paper,
Loose Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink
and Drawing Instruments.
ALL TOUR
BOOK SUPPUBS
SOLD H-CRB
Music li Food
For The Soul
"Oreat music for the glory and
Greatness of humanity," that Is the
Ideology of the Hart House Quartet,
which appears here in one of its
ravlshlngly beautiful concerts on
November 18th at the University
Auditorium under the auspices of
.he Department of University Extension.
In a recent interview with one of
the leading Boston papers, they
pointed out that everyone Ukea to
live In a home surrounded with beautiful pictures, furniture and books.
Everyone admires a gorgeous sunset,
a retreat In the country, a bit of
exquisite porcelain, a thrilling statue,
good food, good clothes,—ln faot
everything which makes towards
good living.
Music ls so perfect and ao GOOD,
that It must perforce be a good factor In the Uvea of people, If only they
will avail themselves of the opportunities to listen to lt. No special
knowledge la needed. Just ait baok
nnd let the mixture of harmonies
reach your ear until it penetrates to
ths soul. This is bound to happen, for
nobody has ever penned more heart-
touching emotions than did the great
masters of music.
Life ls full of perplexities and
problems; through Muslo one can
find the easiest avenue of escape. One
rushes off to the country to forget
everyday cares, but music-lovers can
■.avape this even ln their own homes
as they listen to gramophone records
or the good radio programs.
In London and New York, there
aie people who listen to concerts
: rom the cheapest seats, and miss a
meal to do so. Their stomachs may be
empty, but their eyes are bright with
happiness and their soul full of joy.
Extra-Mural
Students Do It
The Hard Way
Little known to Intra-mural students at the University of British
Columbia is the extent of their campus; little known to them Is the small
army of men and women who constitute the "Invisible" student body
of the University.
Each evening, from the dreary flats
of the Peaoe River to Port Albera'o's
stormy harbour, from the rain-swept
streets df Prince Rupert .to Nelson's
sunny hills, Teachers, loggers, grocer's
clerks sit down to the same lecture
material that Varsity students have
assimilated during the day.
The Registrar's Office of the University reports that a total of one
hundred twenty-eight have registered
this year for directed reading courses,
one hundred and two of these taking
History 13 and twenty-alx taking
Economics 4. Last year the number
was even higher with one hundred
fifty-seven students registered in
English 3 and Philosophy 7 courses.
"You, a Uon tamer—a little obap
like you!"
"My aize la the secret of my success. -The lions are waiting for me
to grow a little  bigger."
—Brans wlckan
KNOCKING  OFF  UNITS
And who are these "Invisible" students who knook off two or three
units from the fateful sixty during
the long winter evening? By far the
largest number of them are teachers
who are working by the long weary
process of directed reading courses
and Summer Sessions toward that
elusive B.A. A few are graduates who
see an opportunity to take a oourse
they have missed or one whloh they
need for work of a higher degree.
A few are undergraduates who find
timetable clashes which make It impossible for them to take the desired
course ln any other way.
Directed reading courses are a
tough racket. Bulletins are mailed to
students about once a month on the
average — bulletins outlining the
oourse, suggesting methods of study,
prescribing texts, drawing attention
to Important sections. After that lt ls
up to the student. Examinations are
usually set at Christmas and in April
with the additional pleasure of writing a Anal examination in July.
|  :	
The honest mule lives thirty years,
And nothing knows of wines or beers;
The goat and sheep at twenty die,
And never taste of Sootch or Rye;
[The cow drinks water by the ton,
And at eighteen is mostly done;
The dog at fifteen cashes in
Without the aid of rum or gin;
The cat ln milk and water soaks,
And   then   In   twelve   short  years   it
croaks;
The modest, sober, bone dry hen,
Lays eggs for nogs and dies at ten;
AU animals are Strictly dry,
They sinless live and swiftly die;
But  sinful, glnful,  rum-soaked  men,
Survive   for   three-score   years   and
ten. —Sheaf.
Essays Lead
To Insanity
Essays I . . . My head aehes and a
drowsy numbness pains, absolutely.
Even my conscience bothers me. Last
night in those hopeless hours before
the dawn, I woke up and realised
that in Ave days I had to have an
essay In.
immediately, to soothe my troubled
spirit, I dashed off to discuss the
problem with my friends. They all
reassured me that suoh weighty matters as the Influence of the salon on
Frenoh literature was a mere bagatelle ln their lives.
EVADING THE ISSUE
One of the most popular methods
of evading the issue, they advised,
was to quote at length out of reference books. Another way, though not
very acceptable in more abstract subjects, was to fill up all the spaces
where the mind refused to funotion
with pictures supposedly illustrating
the point you were striving to put
over.
One very courageous youth assured
me that he always paid the professor
in question a personal, visit and with
the aid of a worried and penitent
expression, tried to convince his
rather unsympathetic audienoe that
his praiseworthy aotlvities ln arousing enthusiasm for the lnter-frater-
nity smoker kept him from starting
his essay £11 so late that all the
books on the subjeot were out.
Being a timid and incredulous soul
by nature, I abandoned the last suggestion and rushed over to the library and feverishly got out all the
remaining books on the chosen topic
PERTURBATION
( Every hour found me ln a greater
state of perturbation. Finally, as I
skipped wUdly and despairingly from
tome to tome, I decided that I must
be going mad. So, I reasoned to myself, to preserve what Uttle sanity
still remains, I had better give up
the effort. Throwing my higher principles to the wind, I bought an essay
of a former student.
But once again I discovered that
crime doea not pay and that virtue ls
its own reward.
Today I went napplly into the Pub
for the first time slnoe my forced but
fruitless retirement to the library
only to find that I had been assigned
a feature on the various ways aitf*
means of writing essays.
Despair again entered my soul.
Was it not the irony of fate?—How
was I to know? I had never written
one.
Tops In Blaborate  _
Danes   Presentations!
SAN FRANCISCO OPBBA
BALLET
Wm. Chrlatensen, ArtUtlo
Director.
S*
th eij-rtuu, Inoliidlng
-RONY ORCHBSTKA
EMPRESS, Nov. 21, 22
ier Hilker Attraction"
Letter to Council
Diamonds, Watches, Personal Gifts
FIRBANK and LANGE
USB  OUR BUDGET PLAN
Seymour at Dunsmuir
James O. Harmer,
Men's Athletlo Representative,
Student Council Offloe.
Dear Sir:
Your doubtful and ludiorous challenge of November 8 was received
today—with muoh amusement.
The Editor and staff of the Ubyssey are pleased to accept the gauntlet
ao rashly thrown down by your effete
body of fervent OouneUlors. Not only
do we aooept the over-eonfldent
boast, but alao we agree to avenge
the thinly veiled Insults whloh comprise the main body of your letter.
It might be pointed out here that
no member of any Publications Board
Basketball team has ever resorted to
any practices of doubtful char ao ter,'
arid never wUl. The teams of the
Students' Council, however, have
never been known to play any game
with honour and gentiUty. So muat
lt be: Right la Might. .'. VGodtf'wfll'
inevitably prevail.
The time designated Is satisfactory.
May I point out that the Ubyssey
will be using their "B" Team. The
"A" ls, I feel, too far above the olaas
of the Counoil team to provide fair
competition.
Trusting that the Student's Council team wlU not be greatly dlsUlus-
loned by the certain decision of the
game, which cannot but be a 'walkover' for the Publications Board, I
remain,
Yours sympathetically,
JOHN 8. GARRETT,
Editor-ln-Ohlef,
"The Ubyssey."
SCHUBERT SUBJECT
OP ADDRESS BY
DR. SEDGWICK
At the flrst of a series of musioal
programs sponsored by the art and
literary section of the Sooial Problems Club, Dr. O. O. Sedgwick, Introduced by Mervyn Davis, president
of the Club, spoke to a gathering of
some two hundred mualo-lovera
Monday noon on the subject of
Sohubert's compositions.
Dr. Sedgwlok defined Schubert as
the creator of the "lied," a duet between piano and voice.* Every great
musician Including Sibelius has written "lieder," he oontlnued, but those
written by Schubert surpass all others.
Schubert never fails to accompany
a change ln word meaning -with a
change ln musio. However, Dr. Sedgwick pointed out that this la only
poaaible where the worda are In the
original. If translation ls attempted, a note of discord is bound to follow and musioal notes will not be
apt to fall on the right word.
ORIGINAL
For a new idea in a corsag*
—one that will be the hit of
the party—
PHONE SEy. 1484
Joe Brown (Arts •98), Mgr.
Don't trust to luok
Hold your Totem with a buok.
660 Oranvllle Street
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DANCE PROGRAMMES
INVITATIONS,   'AT   HOME,'
LETTERHEADS  and
CHRISTMAS CARDS
GEHRKE'S
868 Seymour St.
HOTEL GEORGIA
See us first, for . . .
• DANCES
• BANQUETS
See our beautiful
SPANISH  BALLROOM
Newly Deoorated
I Tuesday, November 14, 1939
THE    UBYSSEY
Three
-___-__BI
Snooping
WITH
Aggie Can
Do you feel tired and dejected these days along about i.iiy» p.m.) . ..
Perhaps this feeling is due to a lack of intestinal fortification. . . . Then
drop around (lightly and politely) to the Sardine Tea House . . . what
editor-in-chief*s best friends won't tell him? . ... The Sardine can serve you
. . . Do you want to ba served? ... Is the foul rumpr true thst Oozy Ger-
kin is still in a pickled ,
If the seiencemeniwant to go on a bust . . . they should try Mrs.
Petty* Vnmetttionablet $h<fp. ... But what's wrong with a nice, big
scienceman being under the table? . . . especially when he was among
friends?
But to get baok t*t.it*ita. Petty ... we might mention that Nora Knee's
Dress Shop U catering to co-eds who seek cover. . . . We have it on good
authority that a certain councillor who used to wear a brown hangover
coat it courting dignity with a veddy, veddy beautiful lady pubster. . . .
It'll do your sole good to see the selection in Raison's Messynine Floor . . .
sort of sets you back on your heels to aee a good Aggie go to the dogs. ...
Doesn't he wiah his father waan't signing the checks when he (the Aggie)
it camping with the in-laws . . Daisygrass Ltd. will ssy it with flowers
. . »remember atalkt are going up.
• Arts-Aggie exec member to AMUS prexyi "We've got to have a floor-
show.   What can we pick up around the Beacon?"
AMUS proxy (readily)« "Puh-lentyl"
How did he know? .. . Returning to the lower things of life . . . The
Sciencemen are still swarming over yon fair campus for subscriptions to
their Annual Milk Fund . . . Looks as though they're trying to cow tne
Artsmen ... By the way . . . the only scienceman on the pub Staff is having
the heeby-jeebles about an Artsman, but what scienceman wouldn't. . . .
By the way . . . the only scienceman on the pub staff it having the
heeby-jeebics about the business of living . . . Some Artsman (initials on
request) might take a lien on his health, and keep him away from the Ball.
. . . It's really a big fight,. . But Ole Olson's dozen men won't be dozln' on
the night of the Ball,. . . About that same belligerent Artsman (see above)
he has given an Arts-Aggie exec, man another wrinkle in the brow . . .
Both take out the same blonde . . . And they're fighting over other things,
too. ...
Welcome to the Arts-Aggie.   The time is high, *o will everybody be.
The Mournful Tragedy
and Mystery of Orgoglio
Can
AUDITOR'S REPORT   ARTS-AGGIE BALL
Consolidated Balance Sheet of tho Danoe of Tomorrow to ba bold In
tho Commodore on Thuraday Night.   Everybody Coma  Corporation.
ACCRUED ASSETS!
Gold Brlok Sales to Soienoemen     8,400,033.48
Key-Hole Sales to Mary Ann    8,884,938.07
Intereat on Blondes (excluding principle)    We'll let you know
Durkin Security    Who Carea?
Zink Zlno Corp. Income   Name It, have it
Total  .....;....    You add it.
LIABILITIES: 	
Salary to Directors    1.88
Bonua to Dlreotora   ..   41,444,444.
Bouquet to Chang-Suey ,   (See Ounpowder oharge)
Bouquet to Durkin         81.00 down
Surplus  60,000,000 francs (oan't be wrong)
AUDITOR'S REPORT
We, Mice, Slaughterhouae e\ Sons (thanks to our wife) do hereby recommend that the surplus of 80,000,000 franos be spent on peroxide for
potential blondes, toupees for potential Lotharios, dramatlo coaching for
potential Napoleons, potential coffins for the little girl who asks: "What're
you parking for?   Engine gone dead?"
Aggies Look At
Sciencemen
From the Amerloan Agricultural
Journal (with apologies and alt-rations).
OENERAL APPEARANCE
Weight: large, massive, must
weigh  300 lbs.
Form: deep, wide, strongly muscled.
Quality: good physically, unbalanced mentally, with soft red woolly
covering.
HEAD AND NECK
Head: swollen, wide between eyes,
irregular profile.
Ears:   oaulflowered.
Eyes:  large, prominent.
Lower Jaw: angular, unshaven.
Neok: long, bent.
FORE QUARTERS
Shoulders: deep, sagging.
Arms: well-muscled, curved to flt
feminine back,
Handa:  large. Irresponsible.
BODY
Back: short, bent.
Ribs: not visible.
Chest:  like a beer barrel.
HIND QUARTERS
Hips:  trouser outslse.
Feet, large, usually shoed.
ACTION
Willing to go anywhere. Hard to
break in, and harder to housebreak.
When broke, should be shot.
*_VYV%-VW-rV"_W/WW%rtiV_"VWW*
MART KENNEY and Hla Western
Oentlemen . . . available for private
engagements.
HOTEL
VANCOUVER
%        VARSITY SERVIOE
STATION
"AT THE GATES"
"Our  Service  Means Happy
Motoring"
Tenth and  Rlanca
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NOTICE
Publio Address System for Hire.
Modern Recorded Muslo for Dances.
Reasonable Rates. Bill MoCarter,
So. '44, 3888 Dunbar St., Bay. 8148-R
or Arts Letter Rack,
OARNEOIB RECORDS
The Carnegie Musical Recordings
will be held on Tuesdays, not Mondays as announoed in this week's
program.
EX-KITS
The   ex-Kltsllano   Danoe    will    be
held at the Alma Academy Nov. 38.
PHOTOGRAPHY OLUB
The meeting of the Photography
Club, soheduled for today noon, has
been postponed till Thursday noon,
in Arts 100. There will be a speaker
at   this  meeting.
CHEMISTRY SOOIETY
Open meeting of Chemistry Society will be held on Tuesday, November 14, 12.30 p.m. in Solenoe 800. The
speaker will be Dr. M. J. Marshall
who will speak on Chemloal Induatry In Wartime.
NEWMAN OLUB
The Newman Club will hold the
last meeting of the fall session at
the home of Miss H. Nash, 4378
West Eleventh on Wednesday, November IS at 8 p.m. The speaker will
be the Reverend Father Hobson who
will speak on "Evolution." All members please be present.
FILM SOCIETY
Members of the University Film
Society are Invited to a joint showing of the National and University
Societies, Wednesday, November 10,
at the Point Orey Junior High
School. The program will start at
8:18 p.m. Besides a lecture by Mr.
Finny and the showing of his picture "Patrol to the North West Passage," there will also be shown
"Grantor. Trawler," "War Without
End"  and  "Getting Together."
Don't trust to luok
Hold your Totem with a buok.
By GIL CLARK
Tragedy struck the oampus. Swiftly, silently, stark grim tragedy struck.
Bxaotly at 2.23 ln the eold stormy
houra of early Wednesday morning
tragedy ln the form of the shrill
ringing of a telephone raised O.
(D-D) Durkin, left him eold, trembling and tearful, slok and sorrowing.
It waS Simp Slattery of the University Night Patrol, blubbering over
the wire. "Gone, Mr. Durkin. Skipped
Scrammed, stolen, snatched, flew the
ooop, but gone—gonlest of gone."
"What In heaven's name are you
blabbering about?" asked an irritated
O. (Do-Do) Durkin. "You don't mean
to say——" he gasped With sudden
intuition of the terrible thing that
had happened.
"Yes," cried Simp. "OROOOLIO
HAS  DIBAPFBARBD."
OROOOLIO gone. It eould not be.
ORGOGLIO, rooster mascot of the
Arts-Aggie gone and the sooial function of the year but a week away. It
was too muoh for Durkin. For a moment he remained paralysed. Then
the seriousness of the situation struck
him.
SEARCH FOR OROOOLIO
O.UF. wires bussed. Find Orgoglio.
From Halifax to Vanoouver sleepy
operators tapped out "F-I-N-D
O-R-G-O-O-L-I-O."
What to top the gleaming Trtalon?
What to croon the signature of Ole
Olson's danoe groups? What to outdo Varaity Time and lay an egg in
the middle of the Commodore as part
of the floor show?
Olty prowler oars oombed Bast End
lanes. Guards stopped and searched
with sober effectiveness trafflo on
First Narrows Bridge. Uniformed
men in small patrols orossed and re-
crossed the University Area.
To no avail.
Pale and haggard O. (Dol-Do'w)
Durkin crept Wednesday morning
Into the Pub Offloe. How eould he
faoe them? He stuttered, stammered,
wiped hia brow with a Totem proof-
page. A tremendous effort. There It
was out—and Wednesday became the
Blaok Day of the 30-40 session.
"Logical deduction leads me to
suspect foul play," mused Durkin.
Orgoglio spent a routine day Tuesday—no undue excitement, no loss of
appetite. He couldn't have done away
with himself."
SCIENTIFIC APPROACH
"The trouble with you ls that you
don't uae logical deduction," countered Baokman. "You should use the
scientific approach "
"That's it. You've hit lt," howled
O. (Doll-Down) Durkin, leaping to
his feet. "Why didn't I think of It?
Scientific, sclenoe, sciencemen. It's
logical. It's obvious. Oome on, men.
To the Applied Sclenoe Building.
Who but a Sclencemen would do
away with  the Arts-Aggie mascot?"
Began then a frantic search ot the
Soience hovel. Grlm-faoed Artsmen
supported by sober Aggies explored
with minute oare ita hidden recesses.
Suddenly, ln an upstairs lab, fishing through garbage trays and pickling orocks, O. (Dolla-Down) Durkin
emitted a maniacal yell. Triumphantly he flourished above hla head what
at onoe dismayed and angered Arts-
men and Aggies to the point of madness—a clean, pickled lower shank qf
a rooster's leg.
Somewhere in the background
sounded a subdued snicker. Faintly
from the rafters there echoed the
hideous chant, "We are, we are, we
are    the    engineers ".    Cowering
Artsmen and Aggies moved as one
man closer to the humble fragment
that Durkin held in his hand, moved
as If this mere relic ot their faculty
offered some haven of refuge from
the hideous menace they could feel.
WEEPING AND WAILING
"Orgoglio. Orgoglio," wept Durkin—
softly, while pearly tears rolled down
his manly cheeks.
Mute Artsmen shuffled in embarrassment: stern Aggies blew their
noses noisily on red bandannas and
flicked Invisible specks from their
overhauls. Clearly the situation called for a leader.
Suddenly Backman sidled forward.
"Have you .proof?" he whispered.
"Can you write Q.E.D. to your hypothesis—and R.I.P. for Orgoglio? No.
You oan only reason wildly. There
are hundreds of feathsrless femurs
in this building. Was Orgoglio a
many-legged monster? Was he? Answer quickly."
"Oh, bless me, no," wailed Durkin
In a fresh outburst. "Oh, bless me, no.
He waa the sweetest, the ".
Backman subsided Into deep thought
ignoring the snivelling crowd. "PI,"
he muttered, "Pi, and repeated Integration—but most Important—Pi."
At the sound of "Pi" Artsmen and
Agglea shrieked anew as the possible
fate of Orgoglio struck them. As un-
' technically as he wss able Baokman
ealmed them, explaining quietly.
fl AND INTEGRATION
"I beUeve I oan do lt," he said.
"Yea, I believe I oan reaurreot him
from thia fragment. But I must have
no Interruptions," be roared. "Stand
baok and watoh. Soienoemen do
harder Jobs than this before breakfast."
' Then began what to Artsmen seem-
ied a magie rite. They gaped Incredulously at flrst, then slunk baok gradually in awe and terror. Feverishly
Baokman worked, bending over the
fragment on the table in front of
him. Integration —Integration —then
more Integration—endlessly it seemed
—and alwaya that PI coming ln at
Just, the right moment, neatly, deftly,
Averting disaster by a hairs-breadth.
Integrate. Pi. Integrate. Qulok with
the PI.
, And slowly there grew beneath his
4kllful penoll a shapeless mass, then
> vague form, that quivered and
Writhed. Slowly the shape became
familiar,  rose,   fell  and  rose  again,
Ed as Backman gave his aU In a
al Reroulean Integration whloh left
n lying eold and pale, the Thing
moved majestloally upward from the
table In a glorious aro, perched
proudly on the delirious Durkin
wrist and uttered with crystal clear-
'Oock-a-doodle-do."
CO.T.C
ORDERS
EVE OF WAR
(Oonttnuod from Page 1)
seoond on the new planks and pUes
f sodden sandbags barr loading shop-
idows.
MPRE8SIONS
Busses and oabs sluiced along riming streets, showing only dim blue
ghts Inside.
Wot number?'
'Bight-eight.'
' 'Aokney Wick?'
•Nah, Oxford Street.'
( Another Immense flash and crack
a. thUnder; and there was the entire
{square, blue-lit, the Nelson column ln
JBharp outline, the crowds ln summer
[dress, soaked. Then darkness again.
A soldier and hla girl, seen dimly,
v.hispering in a doorway; a woman's
voice ahead, awed, 'It's like the end
of the world'.
«     •     «
IRISH EXODUS
(September 3, Sunday morning.)—
On the morning of September 3, we
saw the 8 o'clock Irish Mall off from
Euaton. In the station, a welter of
outgoing Irish baggage, handtrucka,
yelling porters; outside a warm hasy
morning, aoft and tranquil.
Down Southampton Row and Kings-
way, nearly empty at this hour on
Sunday; but outside the Royal Air
Force recruiting offices near Aldwych
a hundred or more, men and boys,
have already Uned before the doors
in a noisy oolumn.
GENTLE PEACE
Across the Strand and Adelphi to
the Gardens on the Thames Embankment. Here, the trees are green ln
the morning sunshine, and the gardens glow with the sheen of heavy
rain during the night. No plaoe could
be warmer, more restful, at thia moment; the River shines; that massive,
Babylonish terrace of great buildings
from Somerset House along Fleet St.
to St. Paul's, stands freshly against
a clear sky. On the garden's wooden
benches, still wet, are stretched a
half dozen of London's poor, grey and
homeless, their dress a tangle of old
serge and bits of twine, their property a shapeless canvas bag. These
are still asleep, soaking up sun.
Big Ben, a quarter-mile off to the
right, strikes the half-hour, solemnly,
heavily. Half past ten; thirty minutes
of uneasy peace left to Great Britain,
on a warm Sunday morning.
At eleven o'clock, she Is at war.
SCIENCEMAN'S
LAMENT
Oht to be an Artsman,
And wear some box with shoes;
Oh!  to be a gentleman,
And never touoh the boose.
Oh!  to have a host of friends,
To shoo away my blues.
But me?   Ha!   I'm a solenoeman,
A   thing   at  which   to  sneer.
Why I'm never civilized.
It's never been made clear.
AFTER THE  SHOW  .  .  .
Visit Vancouver's Most Beautiful Cafe
CHRIS'S ORILL
BELOW THE COMMODORE
After-Theatre Teas Fascinating Teacup Reading
Unlveralty of British Columbia Contingent, Canadian Officer's Training
Corps
Orders by
Lieut-Colonel G. M. Shrum, MM.,
Commanding U.B.O. Contingent,
C.O.T.C.
PART ONB
November 10, 1888,
No. 10 Vanoouver, B.C.
1.  DUTIES:
Duties    for    the    week    ending
NOVEMBER. 18, 18891
Orderly Officer—
2nd Lt  A. S3. Look,
Next for duty—
3nd Lt. R. F. 8. Robertson-
Orderly Sergeant—
Cpl. West, J. O.
Next for duty—
Cpl. Lamont, R. A.
S.  PARADES)
1. The Monday-Wednesday group
will parade on Monday, Nov. 18,
and Wednesday, Nov. 18, at 1900
hours.
8.  The   Tuesday-Thursday   group
will parade on Tuesday, Nov. 14,
and  Thursday,  Nov.  16, at  1900
hours.
8.   NOON LECTURES)
During the week commencing
Nov. 18, lectures wlU be held on
Mon. Nov. 18, Wed. Nov. IB, and
Fri. Nov. IT, at 1880 bours.
A fourth noon hour leoture Is
given on Tuesday, Nov. 14, at 1880
hours.
4.   TRAINING)
Training will be oontlnued as per
syllabus posted.
W. H. BARTON,
(A. P. Morley) Lieut.
A/Adjutant.
U.B.C. Contingent, C.O.T.C.
Orders by
Lleut.-Ool. o. M. Shrum, MM.
Commanding U.B.O. Contingent
O.O.T.C.
No. 18 Part Two       Nov. 10, 1988
Vanoouver, B. C.
1. EXTRACTS)
Appointments, Promotions, and Retirements.   District Order No. 879
The following   appointments,   promotions and retirements have been
confirmed by AF. 6* R. No. 21, dated
18-10-89:—
B. O. University Oont'g. O.O.T.O—
The undermentioned are transferred
to the Reserve of Officers: with effect
from 37-9-89.
Lieut. A. G. Dickie.
Lieut. F. P. Griffin.
and Lt. (Sup'y.) K. B. Grant.
To be 2nd Ueuts. (Supply) with effect from 37-9-39: John Lyall Hunter.
With effect from 39-9-39: WllUam
Hlokson Barton.
2. STRENGTH INCREASE.
The following men have been duly
attested and sworn are taken on the
strength of the U.B.O. Oont'gt. CO.
T.O. with effect from 19-9-39:
Regt. No.     Rank Name
339      Cadet    Braldwood, Wm.
with effect from 38-9-39:
Regt. No.     Rank Name
7       Cadet     Campbell, O. B.
33 " Maclean, D. N.
41 Btead, O. W.
168 " Olark, B. A.
203 " Wrlnoh, L.  A.
631 " Andrews, H. 8.
633           "           Madeley, 8. T.
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630 " Sanniya, T.
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632 " Stewart, E. J. O.
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639 " Todd, 8.
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641 " Hunter, O. M.
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644 " Avery, J. McK.
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TRin. 2611 VARSITY LOSES FIRST McKECHNIE GAME  15 5
Big Four Football
Varsity 26 * Kaycees 6
McKectinle Gup
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S__B-
THE    UBYSSEY
Tuesday, November 14, 1939
Thunderbirds Smother Kaycees 26-6
Melon Totacra
Trounce
Adanacs 49-24
Royal City Triumph
First of Season
By DUNC MacTAVISH
Saved by the Adanaos. . . . That Is
what happened to the Thunderbird
hoopla team when it travelled to
New Westminster Thursday and
trounced the weak, unorganised
Adanao olub 48-34.
The 'Birds' tryst with the Adanaos
gave the students the win they have
been seeking for the past two weeks.
Thrloe hss the Varsity team lined up
against the other teams In the loop
but save this Godsend game with the
Adanaea, they looked like shepherd-
less sheep.
BONE WORKS!!
The UB.C. squad was In mid-season form as Its cone-defensive machine held baok the Westminster attack and the offensive screening plays
baffled the Adanaos and made many
easy counters.
Starting slowly at first, the Collegians had chalked ap a 10-8 margin by tbe quarter as Pedlow,
straight and Livingstone
and ran the Adaaae. aUly.
By the half they had bunt this to
38-13 and had far outclassed as weU
as outsoored their hosts. They slowed
up a Uttle during the third quarter
and barely more than matched the
Adanaos for a 37-33 lead, but with
fresh fuel, Joe Ryan, Dick Miller and
Don Duncan held the Royal Olty
team to a lone point during the last
frame.
It was Pat Plynn'e backet shot
and Ry Straight's one banders that
sent the collegians flying during
the seoond stansa.
The Adanao team lacked Jimmy
Douglas, Bob Phelan and Ken Matheson. These boxla-playing gentry failed
to show up after being picked to Start
for the home town team.
ADANACS l
R. Fraser, 3; A. Smith, 7; P. Mee-
han, 4;  C. Hart, >;  8. Kelly. 8;  R.
Anderson) W. Glaaplej p. Biokerton,
1; D. Slater, 3.-34.
VARSITY: '
D. Alexander) B. Straight, 0; P.
Flynn, 8; J. Soott, 3; D. Livingstone,
13; G. Pringle > D. Pedlow, 8; W.
Johnson, 4; D. Duncan, D. Miller, J.
Ryan.—43.
Referees: R. McMillan and D. Mclntyre.
UBEECEES LOSE
The U.B.C. Soooer team really met
Its temporary Waterloo Saturday
morning on the oampus when a
strong Savoy Hotel aggregation invaded our sacred precincts and 'won
a one-sided battle- 0-2.
Half-time in the oontest found the
Hotel-men ln the lead 8-0, and lt
'wasn't until they were four goals
behind, that the campusmen came
through 'with their flrst counter
soored by North. Each team netted
another goal  later on.
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First Quarter Spree Nets
Seventeen Points And
Eighth Straight Win
Chalking up an eighth straight victory, Varsity Thunderbirds
dynamited their way to the Big Four Championship and the Sea-
forth Cup last Saturday when they smothered a reputably powerful Knights of Columbus squad 26-6 at the Stadium, before a stand
packed with rain-soaked fans.
Feature of tho Varsity attack, was a flrgt quarter drive that
netted the Collegians seventeen points, as Teagle, Harmer, and
Fournler plunged over the line for touchdowns in that order, with
Teagle booting two perfeot drop-kicks to pick up an additional
two points.
Never   more   Sure   of   themselves,"
the Collegians out-powered the Kay
cees throughout, the line smashing
Open great gaping holes for the
baokfleld. Chief strength here, as of
old, were veterans Freddie Smith,
Brian Martin, and Henry Stradlottl.
Smith and Martin effectively blasted
the Irish line to shreds at their
guard positions, While "Strad" broke
through twice to blook LaBelle's
kloks.
PEARSON PUNTS
An important faotor in the Student viotory waa tho kioking of Captain Johnny Pearson. Pearson was
right In the groove Saturday, boosting high spirals that gave his snds
lots of ohanoe to get under the receiver, and twioe resulted In points.
The Kayoees' kicking waa weak and
Ineffectual.
In the third quarter Ranjl Mattu
crashed tbe scoring column when
he rouged a Kaycee safety after a
long Pearson punt had added another point  rolling  to  the  deadline.
First soore of the game came as a
result of Fournlor's smashing 48-
yard line, and then dropping baok
to klok the extra point.
STRAD STOPS ANOTHER
A   few   minutes   later    Stradlottl
blocked a Kayoee kick to give Varsity possession  on the  Knight's  34-
yard line. A pass Finlay to Tuoker,
was   good   for   sixteen   yards,   and
plunges by Fournler and Finlay carried the ball to within, four yards of
the line. Burly Jim Harmer buoked
It over middle  from  there  for the
second major soore, as Teagle made
it 1S-0 with his second eonvert.
With but three mlnutea remaining to quarter time, another concerted drive by the Collegians netted  them  five   additional  points,
Fournler going slxtoen-yarda over
left taokle.
The final major soore of the game
was a freak break for the Blue and
Oold. On tbelr own twenty-nine yard
line,   the   Kayoees   kioked   only   to
have   it   blocked   by   Stradlottl.   The
ball   bounded   baok   to   the   fourteen
where Tucker, Varsity end, made a
dive for it.
He missed lt, but pushed It farther
back towards goal, and Johnny
Pearson, up on the play, dribbled
the ball over the line where he fell
on it, leaving a trail of disgusted
Irishmen  in  his  wake.
The Knights got all of their six
points In that big flrst quarter. Bowman rouged Finlay on a kick-off for
one point, and Legallals, oatching
two passes, fell across the line for
the only Irish major.
BOMBER
Pictured above la suave Johnny
Pearson, the Blue and GoM bomber,
and captain of this year's squad who
piloted the Thunderbirds to another
Big Four Championship, the first in
many seasons. Pearsort earned hla
nickname by dint of tbe long fifty
yard punts be got away In every
game.
Vancouver Reps
Too Strong
For Careymen
By DOUG WATT
Playing in the mud-bestrewn
stretches of the onoe-grassy Brockton
Oval last Saturday, the Varaity "A"
Rugger squad went down to defeat
before a powerful Vancouver Rep aggregation in the first MoKeohnle
clash of the current season.
Despite the thickness of the goo,
both teams played a great brand of
ball, although by the time the seoond
half rolled around, play was beginning to get sloppy. The same old
trouble haunted the Careymen In this
tilt, i.e., vis., to wit, etc., the sorum
Juat couldn't get the baU out.
SOME SCRUM
Thla one faot alone made the whole
dliterence  between   defeat  and  viotory, since the Rep had undoubtedly
one   ot   the   strongest   three-quarter
lines  ever seen around  these  parts,
and once they got the ball they took
plenty of stopping.
■ Varaity   accounted for   the first
soore of the match early In the flrst
half, when   Sandy   Lang   made a
brilliant   dash   right   through tbe
middle of the Vanoouver lads, drew
fuUbaek   Winter   beautifully,   and
slipped tbe leather outside to Lyman   Day-Smith who   raced  fifty
yards further for the score. ChePr
man oame through with the extra
pointa on a very tough eonvert to
make the count 8-0 for tbe Varaity
contingent.
TOO MUCH OOMPH
From here on the Vanoouver three
line played havoc with the Varsity
defence scoring no less than Ave
times on beautifully executed runs.
Since none of these tallies were
converted, however, the score read
16-6 when the final whistle blew. The
Campusmen showed the old fight In
the last ten minutes of play, pushing
the Vancouver lads deep in their own
territory, and keeping the play In
that section till the end of the game.
THOTH, TIN GODS TANGLE
IN MODERN ARMAGEDDON
HOCKEY PRACTICE
Student Puck-chasers will take to
the ice for the first time this year tomorrow night at 10, and manager
Jack Stevenson will get his flrst look
at the squad that seems so strong
'on paper'.
Harry Jones has been kind enough
to provide the Ice gratis to the students to give them a chance to prove
that they really have a team this
year, and the Forum Maestro ls willing to give Varsity a 'Break' and allow them to get into the Senior Amateur League provided they are strong
mougti, and provided George Irvine
can be successfully muffled.
By JOHN  X.  LARDNBR
The ancient god of Journalism, one
Joe Thoth by name, tangles with the
tarnished tin gods of the Stewdents
Counoil ln the Battle of the Stenoh-
ery, Friday noon, when the two meet
on the Oymnaalum floor to re-enaot
several scenes from Shakespeare's
best seller, What Every Young Man
Should Know—And Doea,
Unfortunately basketball was
chosen as the excuse for the slaughter, necessitating a disguise to conceal the trench mortars, traditional
Jousting weapon of the Journalists,
and the sand-paper ping pong bats,
devaatatlngly wielded by the governmental goons.
To overcome this problem has
been difficult indeed but spokesman
Dim Farmer, representing the corrupt councilmen, promises, as only
a politician can, that Council will
meet the occasion with a disguise
that would fool Mr. Moto, If Mr.
Moto happened to be in Vanoouver,
Instead of on location in Southern
Malaya.
Thwarting a surprise move by
Farmer to declare the Publication's
flrst string ineligible because the
journeymen had fallen behind in
their sixty-ninth down payment on
athletic insurance, the fourth estate
pulled a rabbit out of the bag by
flaunting the athletic code of the
University before Farmer's eye, re-
reffolng him to section 2S70, sub-section 2-4-, sub-sub-section .A, paragraph 07, second door from the left
which  reads:
Athletlo   Insurance   will   be   paid
only   by   those   taking   part   ln   a
Reserve
SALISBURY
CAFE
BANQUETS
AFTERNOON
TEAS
LUNCHES
DINNERS
oonteat   ln   whloh   sportsmanship
and good breeding are displayed."
Suoh   Is   the   definition   of   sport;
such   things   as   Canadian   Football,
health insurance, and the P.D.C. will
be dlsoussed In sub-sub-section  4093
whioh reads:
"Wo are, we are the Publications
men.
We can, we oan demoUsh with a
pen.
Drink Ink, drink Ink. drink Ink,
and follow us,
For we don't  give  a  damn  for
Counoil men
Who don't give a damn for us."
And so you see folks that the
super-streamlined Armageddon,
scheduled for Friday at 12:30 is a
must-see contest that all undergraduates and special members of
the Faculty are invited too (darn
that preposition!). The price, despite
sapBoberta attempt to boost lt
00000%, will remain, as usual, 1 cent,
a miserly penny.
ROWING CLUH
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Deadlock
Coppers 1-1
Flashing more offensive power
than before tbls aeaaon, the Varsity
soooermen came through with a fine
display Saturday against City Police
at Powell St., holding the burly coppers to a 1-1 tie.
Since the Men of The Constabulary are regarded as one of the
strongest teams In the league, the
collegians have every reason to bs
pleased with themselves. And for the
flrst time this season, although only
one goal was soored, the Blue and
Oold forwards were constantly worrying the Police defence.
For the fourth time In Varsity
gamea thla aeaaon, there waa no
aoore at the half.
However, Leong was more than
onoe called upon and made several
Ane clearances. At the other end,
Bradbury, guarding tbe police citadel, was not unduly pressed by the
Varsity forwards.
ROBINSON SCORES
The seoond half told, a different
tale, however, and a solo rush by
Ben Herd In the first minute was
Juat a preview of what was to come.
Twenty-flve minutes after resumption, with the campusmen pressing
for minutes at a time, Basil Robin-
F..ASH! FLASH!
Stop press—oollege co-eds tako
Kamloops by storm! Our Senior A
oagers surprised the world with a
smashing 88-84 victory over the up-
country girls. With less than a minute to go, Hetty Bell sank the winning basket from 'way down the
floor. Chief soorers were Betty Bell,
Jean Thompson and Ruth Wilson.
The girls admitted having a wonderful time. One was overheard
Monday morning to say she Was going home to get some sleep! The
travelling team Inoluded: Jean
Thompson, Betty Bell, Ruth Wilson,
oraoe Cuthbert, Brenda Phillips,
Jean Eokhardt, Joyoe Orchard.
FLOWERING YOUTH
Orchids to the archery team for
ooming Snd In the inter-colleglate
competition and especially to Emily
Fraser for ranking 3rd in the whole
meet. U.B.C. aggregate was 1T83,
Just 178 points behind Margaret
Baton Sohool of Toronto. Incidentally the top-soorer was Jean Meredith, a former Varsity girl.
son took a clever through pass In
the goalmouth from Doug Todd and
registered the Blue and Oold counter from 10 yards out.
The burly Men of the Law took
a hand here, however, and with ten
minutes to go, John Dyer blasted in
the tying counter on a beautiful
first-timer.
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this beoause of the patronage we now
receive  from U.B.C.  students.
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