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 CONGREGATION
WEDNESDAY
AUDITORIUM
Don't Forget the Smoker
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Published Twice Weekly by The Publications Board of The University of British Columbia
HOMECOMING
PEP MEET
THURSDAY NOON
Don't Forget the Smoker
VOL. XXII.
VANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, OOTOBER 24, 1939
No. 9
Homecoming  Features  Grid Finals
HERE
AND
THERE
J. D. MACFARLANE
Kla-how-yah Huskies!
We are glad to see you back again.
It seems as if this B.C.-Saskatchewan
tussle for the Hardy Cup ls going to
become traditional If the annual visiting keeps up much longer.
I can remember way back In the
old days when men were men around
this campus and the Saskatchewan
Huskies were renowned as handsome,
big shouldered (several axe handles
across—some ot our co-eds here said)
and all-round distinguished pipe-
toters.
Yes, those were the days. . . . But
there is a story I would like to tell
about way back then which might
Interest not a few, and which might
also serve as a friendly warning to
touring oval-chasers.
There was a certain Saskatchewan
scribe by the name of "Rusty" MacDonald—'member, you lugs I Well, ln
case you don't, here's the story. Listen, learn, and remember that comparisons are odious when lt comes to
co-eds.
HE WAS A LADIES' MAN
"Rusty" was really a fine young fellow with fair curls ... a big, broad,
affable chap. I know that because I
met him this summer over a welner
. . . but I'll tell you about that later.
That ls the climax.
..Anyway, "Rusty", as I have said,
was a fine young fellow, and he had
a way with the ladles. He asked local
co-eds what they thought about football players. Thus being the representative of the boys he then proceeded to annex the attentions of the
aforesaid ladles. Before he left for
back home he was quite smitten, here
and there, and the word somehow got
back to Saskatoon that the boys
thought that the B.C. girls were more
Venusque than the hometown girls
on the Saskatchewan campus. Thereafter, the prairie gentlemen had
quite a time squaring themselves
with the girl friends baok home.
CO-EDS ON THE WARPATH
The boys,-when informed ln a wire
from the girls ln Saskatoon that unless an explanation was forthcoming
pronto all dates for the ladles Informal at home would be cancelled, finally broke down and confessed that
all this was Just a line which they
had used to advantage on the girls
both ln Edmonton and in Vancouver.
Finally, the gallant Rusty, having
arrived home, declared, "It was a
swell gag. I got to know all the smart
looking U.B.C. co-eds by asking them
—in my official capacity, of course—
what they thought about the rugby
team."
Meanwhile, yours truly, the Ubyssey intervarslty news chief at that
time, got wind of these happenings
and soon the wires were burning . . .
red hot.
Things went from bad to worse,
and the ladies out here began to
wonder. One co-ed had discussed with
"Rusty" the possibilities of getting an
exchange scholarship. Disillusionment
was rife. Eventually, our editorial
friends on the Saskatchewan Sheaf
asked If, perhaps, the matter had not
gone far enough, and that was that.
WHAT PRICE  OLORY
The last stanza of this hilarious
adventure occurred this last August
near Saskatoon. I was introduced to
the honored "Rusty" at a beach party. He had forgotten the Incident, but
everyone else evidently knew about
the story.
For at least five minutes he did not
realize what lt was all about. And
everyone watched expectantly. Then,
finally the skeleton was pulled out of
the closet . . . and . . .
Well, the weiners were good, and
the party was swell. We laughed a
lot about the affair, and I found
"Rusty"  quite  an  entertaining   chap.
"I sure got into hot water there,"
he said. "You boys certainly roasted
ua plenty, and between here and
Vancouver I began to wonder for a
(Continued on Page Three l
See  HKKE AND THERE
Stag Party
Set For
Palomar
Freshmen Barred;
Proceeds to Increase
Brock Fund
The housing fund of the Brock
Memorial building will benefit considerably by proceeds from the Interfraternity Homecoming smoker ln the
Palomar ballroom tonight.
The smoker, under the management
of Bert Hosklns and Ernie Teagle of
the Interfraternity Council, is open
to all alumni and undergraduates
with the exception of freshmen. It
will continue from 8.30 p.m. Into the
early morning hours.
Buxom lassies from south of the
border will form the nucleus of a
feminine floorshow which is guaranteed to dispell the general gloom
brought about by mid-term examinations. Costumes will be simple ln
design. A masculine tumbling team
will round off the show.
Vern Mclnnes and his Palomar orchestra will add to the general hilarity, while games of chance will serve
as entertainment throughout the evening. College yells and songs will
waft their way at Intervals through
the murky haze.
Refreshments will flow freely for
a nominal fee.
Saskatchewan Huskies
For Hardy Cup Series
Two  U.B.C.-Sask.  Games  Will  Be Major'
Feature   of   Biff  Homecoming
Program  This Week
Ry LIONEL SALT
A band of University of Saskatchewan Husky football men
invaded the Campus yesterday when twenty-five prairie gridders
rode into town on the Canadian National Special in search of the
Hardy Cup which the Thunderbirds wrested from their grip last
year.
Their arrival into town came as quite a surprise to the Home
coming Committee who
Arri
rnve
ARTS. AGGIE
FIRST QUEEN
TO BE CHOSEN
Who will be sweetheart of the
Arts-Aggie Ball, on November 16, a
glamorous brunette, a sweet blonde,
or a dashing redhead? The decision
rests with the results of the elections.
This year, for the flrat time, the
Arts and Agriculture faculties will
choose a sweetheart for their annual Ball. Nominations containing 20
signatures, may be handed into Don-
McOill or the Student Council before
November.
Phil Wil.on Bursary
Ian Cameron
Wins $225
Ian Cameron, science graduate of
University of Saskatchewan, who has
been studying Forestry-engineering
at U.B.C. for the past two years, was
awarded the $229 Phil Wilson bursary
ln forestry presented annually by the
B.C. Loggers' Association, lt was announced by the registrar Prlday. He
In the first to win the award ln several years.
The Phil Wilson bursary Is given
on an all-round basis of scholastic
ability, character, evidence of leadership and physical vigour.
Anne Carroll, exchange student
from the University of Western Canada last year, was awarded the United Empire Loyalists medal for the
best essay of the year on the United
Empire Loyalists and their influence
on the development of Canada.
Students Burn
Hitler In Effigy
SASKATOON, Oct. 20— Highlight
of the pep rally held here this week
by students of the University of Saskatchewan was the burning of Hitler's  effigy.
The straw-stuffed breast of the 14
foot effigy bore a large swastika,
while about six feet of the image consisted of an amazing likeness of der
Fuhrer's head, complete with drooping forelock, pained expression and
a parched mouth under the well-
known Charlie Chaplin misconception  of a moustache.
Parade, Pep Meet
Feature Huskie
Arrival At Alta
Football Fans
Celebrate
At Edmonton
EDMONTON, Oct. 20. — University
of Saskatchewan Huskies arrived
here last Monday ln fine fettle for
their struggle with the Golden Bears
on Wednesday and Saturday at Varsity and.
For the first time ln years, football
fever swept the campus. New deal ln
Intercollegiate football and efficient
organization by officials culminated
In a pep-rally on Tuesday night and
a grand parade overtown on Wednesday to welcome the visiting Huskies.
A huge bonfire was lighted for the
pep-meet, which featured community singing and a students' snake
dance down the Varsity arid. The
public address loud-speaker system
was in action ond a portion of the
festivities was broadcast over the
air.
CO.T.C. REACH
NEW HIGH IN
ENROLLMENT
Figures released last night by the
St. Oeorge Street headquarters of
the University of Toronto C.O.T.C.
revealed that 1671 students have enrolled in the Corps this year.
1221 undergraduates and 400 recent graduates and University staff
members form the graduate division.
The figures are approximately five
times the peace-time average of enrollment which has been for the past
three years about 810,
JUMPING JIVE
DISPLACED BY
SWEET MUSIC
The students of the University of
Toronto are objecting to Jumpin'
Jive and are demanding sweeter and
smoother music.
"Jive has no place on this oampus", said Jean Kitchen, III U.C.,
when The Varsity set out to take a
survey of musical opinion on the
campus. "The jitterbugs make a
very poor showing around here,"
she  added.
And Varsity students were unanimous in backing her up. Such sweet
and smooth rhythms as those of
Olen Miller and Tommy Dorsey
would be the most popular Imports
for the winter at-homes, although
the more spectacular bands have the
odd  supporter.
Coeds are becoming bag-pipe as
well as soldier conscious, according
to Betsy Treea, HI U.C., who suggested that "The pipe band of the
48th Highlanders would make any
dance a success."
Peaceful music is the choice of
Bill McDonald, II M. & P., who
would like to see a bit of minueting
and polka-ing about the college. On
tho subject of old-fashioned dances
most students are enthusiastic. The
girls think it would be fun to swoop
around   In   true   Viennese   style—and
(Continued on Page H>
See JUMPING JIVE
had not expected them to arrive until the following day, but meeting the occasion with gusto, they quickly hired
a bus and brought their charges out
to the Campus.
WAIT IS MINUTES
The Huskies got their flrst glimpse
of Vancouver standing on the cold
pavement ln front of the C.N. Station and were forced to look at it
for a full fifteen minutes before
Johnny .Pearson .arrived .on .the
scene .to .perform .the .'welcoming
ceremonies.
Waiting for Pearson were twenty-
five stalwart grid men from the Saskatoon school. Deapite the rather
unconventional welcome, the boya
were in fine spirits, glad of the opportunity of working the kinks of
their long train voyage out of their
stiffened  joints.
With the team came Coach Colb
McKweon who master-minded laat
year's Husky squad in the Hardy
Oup series and manager Walter
Wensley.
The Huskies are a much different
team from the one that invaded the
city last year. Among the letter-men
back again are "Skipper" Hall, BUI
McPherson, Oeorge Brent, Don Storr,
and  Captain  "Labby"   LaBerge.
Fresh from three straight triumphs over the University of Alberta Beara, the Huskies are eager
for their two games here against
the Thunderbirds who beat them
three times last year In Hardy Cup
gamea.
Also dominant In their minda will
be that Hardy Trophy which will be
the objeot of the  aeriea  here which
(Continued on Page 8)
See  SASH. HUSKIES
Froth At N.B.
Parade; Condemn
Hitler
N.B.,   Oct.    20—
Nuts to Nazism!
FREDERICTON,
"Fooey to Fascism!
Hell to Hitler!"
So chorused 200-odd University of
New Brunswick students last night
on the steps of the Fredericton post
office, in the heart ot the capital
city of the Province of New Brunswick.
Back to their lectures only five
days, they seized upon the traditional freshman initiation ceremonies to
voice  their  hate  of Hltlerism.
The lords of the campus, the
haughty sophomores, forced green-
as-grass frosh to carry placards
through city streets—leaving no doubt
as to sentiments of the students on
the war question.
The simple yet meaningful "down
with Hitler" was popular among the
battle-cry banner, borne by the students; while more seriously, another
placard said: "Wanted, freshman recruits. Join the ranks. See justice
done,"
PHOTOGRAPHS
Graduates and any students
not photographed before muat
be taken Immediately. After
today, they are requested to
make appointments at Artona
Studio, SEy. 5737.
Mr. Rowe, our photographer,
has time this afternoon for a
good many students ln hla
atudlo In the gymnasium. This
Is positively your last chanoe
to have your picture taken on
the campua.
Homecoming
Programme
Arranged
Schedule Includes
Pep Meet and
Parade
Thetr Alma Mater will resound to
fun and merriment this week, as the
U.B.C. undergrads welcome back the
Alumni with a Homecoming program
full to the brim with football games,
dances, dinners, rallies and a pep
meet.
As a gala opening for the celebrations, a Homecoming Pep Meet
Thursday noon ln the Auditorium
will feature Trevor Page's Orchestra,
student yells and songs, and pep
talks by Russell Palmer.
Admission for students to Wednes-
(Contlnued on Page Three)
See HOMECOMING
FLIMSY LOCK
GUARDS ONLY
EMPTy LOCKER
"If you stick a stock of liquor In
your  locker,
It Is slick to stick a look upon your
stock."
—Newman Levy
Now wo don't advocate that unlveralty lockers be uaed for auch purposes but there certainly ia aomethlng in employing a lock, a good
strong one.
The Students' Counoil reports that
over fifty percent of thefts from
lockers are due to the weakness of
the locks used. If there are unscrupulous students on the oampus who
are "working their way through college, frail fifteen oent store looks
will certainly not deter them.
TRAFFIC RULES
Now there are differences in strong
locks. Yours should not be of the
1800 variety which requires a twelve
Inch key, thus barring any traffic
In the eighteen inch locker room
aiales, but it oould be of an adequate
hardware store type or even a good
combination one.
If you  use  a  combination  lock,
please, In the Interests of your academic standing, don't set It so that
you oan open It  with  a deft flick
of the  wrist.    Other people  know
that trick, too.
And  then  again,  the  sound  of  the
tumblers falling musically into place
ia   a   fascinating   noise.     On   second
thought,   a   lock   with   a   key   is   the
safest  type.
If you disregard these humble suggestions, be prepared to meet a
somewhat chilly reception when you
sheepishly enter the A.M.S. office to
report the theft of the entire contents of your locker Including last
week's lunch and your girl friend's
most   recent   epistle.
Conscription
Is Topic For
Forum Debate
Effectiveness of conscription as
applied to Canada will be discussed
at the next regular Forum debate
Wednesday  noon  in Arts  100.
Alf Carlaen, speaking to the
resolution "That conscription
would render Canada leas effective In the prosecution of the present war" will be opposed by Arvld
Backman.
The debate will be open following
the main speakers.
President Bernard Reed will preside.
Wesbrook
Forged U.B.C.
Traditions
"His Work Lives On
And Always Will."
—Dr. Ure
Dr. P. F. Wesbrook's part ln tho
glorious history of this university
was lauded last Friday when Dr. W.
Ure, honorary president of Arts '40,
spoke to the senior class In the 16th
annual Wesbrook memorial service
In the Auditorium.
"In 1013 Dr. Wesbrook was appointed to take over the organisation of the new university and by
IBIS its doors were opened. But the
war intervened and little money waa
available. Difficulties were also encountered because accommodation
was limited on the old site, the university then consisting of one permanent building loaned by the Oeneral Hospital and a set of wooden
buildings. Registration was not high,
though there were 870 students the
flrst year. Many courses were offered leading to degrees in three faculties.
"While troops were drilling on tho
old   campus,  the   campus   at   Point
Orey  waa   covered  with    trees   and
underbrush, and the Science Build-
(Continued on Page 8)
See WESBROOK
1939 Brains
Superior To
1914 Stomaches
MONTREAL, Oct. 20—"It ls the
universities that will win the war,"
said Dr. C. F. Martin, chairman ot
the War Servloe Advisory Board, at
a meeting here thla week. •
He explained that while the armies
of 1014 marched on their food supply, those of lose "maroh on their
brains."
The Hon. Marguerite Shaughnessy
described the work that can be done
by Canadian women and girls
through the Red Cross.
"There is a job for every co-ed,"
she said, "no matter what har Interests may be, for offloe work haa
to be done as well as ambulance
driving, sewing and knitting, and
canteen work."
Blisters Hands
Rowing From
Athenia
WINNIPEG, Oct. 20—Showlnsr his
blistered hands, John Molgate, a
Third Vear Arts student at the University of Manitoba, this week told
how he spent six hours rowing a
lifeboat from the sinking Athenia
on which he was  a passenger.
He left Paris August 31 to return
to Canada, and sailed from Liverpool
on the Athenia, September 2, with
his father and two brothers.
"I was sitting in the stateroom,"
Molgate said, "when there -was an
explosion that threw me on the deck.
I left for my lifeboat station. As we
left the sinking Bhip at 8:4B p.m. we
saw trapped passengers tapping at
the  portholes.
MORROW TO SPEAK
TO COMMERCE
CLASS TODAy
Today, at 12.30 in Arts 204. Dr.
Morrow will speak to Commerce
students of the 3rd and 4th years, on
the subject of the election of a Commerce   class   president.
Dr. Morrow's address follows the
invalidation of the recent Commerce
elections. The meeting is for the
purpose of electing a new president
for  the   Commerce   classes. /
A Two
THE    UBYSSEY
Tuesday, October 24.  1939
Friday
Jack Margeson
Bill Backman
THE   UBYSSEY
Issued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Board of the Alma Mater
Society of the University of British Columbia
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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
John Garrett
SENIOR EDITORS
Tuesday
James Macfarlane
SPORTS
Lionel Salt
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Joan Thompson Janet Walker
ASSISTANT EDITORS
Mlml Sohofleld Ann Jeremy Pat Keatley
ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITORS
Austin  Frith Oerry Armstrong
O. U. P. EDITOR
Joyce Cooper
LITERARY EDITOR
Virginia Galloway
PUB. SECRETARY CIRCULATION MANAGER
Verna MaoKensle Harry Campbell
REFORTORIAL STAFF
Pierre  Berton,  Cecil  Brett,  Cornelia   Burke,   Oil   Clark,   Buntle  Dawson,
Wallace Gillespie, Vic Johnson, Ken Keefe, Jack McMillan, Margaret Mo-
Olory,  Barbara Moe,  Margaret  Morris,  Barbara  Newman,   Archie  Paton,
Harry  Ritchie,  Hugh  Ritchie,  Victor  Hopwood,  Daniel   Tatroff,  Dorothy
Tupper, Mary Woodworth, Gordon Filmer-Bennett, Hugh Wilson,
Edna Wlnram
SPORT REPORTERS
Charles Craig Duncan McTavlsh Doug Watt
Editorials
PLAYING HOST
One of the moat delightful experiences to be enjoyed by a
University student body is playing host to students of another
similar institution. This week, we, the inhabitants of B.C. campus
incorporated, entertain not only our own graduates and alumnae,
but also a visiting Canadian football team from the University
of Saskatchewan.
Homecoming week is a time for great celebration, much sentimentalizing and as many athletic exhibitions of any type as can
be crammed successfully into five days.
College spirit, intangible as it may be, should at least be
faintly noticeable during this week. Let us as merry scholars
show that we get some measure of happiness from supporting our
own teams in their games, from watching a visiting team battle
our invincible warriors, from entertaining our alumnae—in short
from living a real University life.
And now at the first opportunity the Ubyssey, on behalf of
the students of the Alma Mater Society of the University of B.C.,
and on behalf of its own staff extend a very warm welcome to the
University of Saskatchewan football players, to the Graduates,
and to the Alumnae of the University of B.C. May your stay on
this Campus be a pleasant, and perhaps unforgettable one.
THE DEAR OLD LADY
(From The Oshawa Times, Ootober 5)
That old busybody, Dame Rumor, has been having tlio time
of her life for the past few weeks. She is far from idle in peacetime, but then her stories hnve to compete with published news,
which is more accurate if less imaginative. In wartime, when some
small portion of the news is suppressed in the public interest, the
dear old lady does her best to satisfy a news-hungry populace.
She has a feminine scorn of technical details. Discovering the
Brcrrion in every harbor from Cape Horn to Spitsbergen, she overlooks the fact that many of these ports could not float a ship of
the Bremen's draught, Lmtely she discovered that the reason for
the sugar shortnge wns that the available supplies were being commandeered by munitions manufacturers for making explosives.
This is a plausible story, since the skill of organic chemists is no
doubt sufficient to eonvert the carbon of sugar into almost, any
other carbon compound. The flaw in tho story lies in the faot that
there are thousands of cheaper sources of carbon, whioh is the
commonest element in nature.
Such flaws do not worry Dame Rumor. Sho enn account for
tho sugar shortage in other ways. She knows for a fact that such
and such a firm is hoarding a secret reserve, that another firm was
fined thousands of dollars i'or the same offence. Point out that the
managers of tho firms in question have been spending sleepless
nights trying to cope with an abnormal demand for sugar and to
devise means of limiting individual purchases so that no customer
will suffer and Dame Rumor waves tho facts aside. Sho herself
has stored away as much as her pnntry will hold, but it novor
occurs to her that this might havo something to do with the situation.
The dame is a super-patriot. Sho has a garbled knowledge of
current events and not many weeks ago was loud in hor denunciations of Mr. Chamberlain. Now she delights in clamoring for the
internment of anyone who repents her own remarks. Particularly
is she delighted when her victim has a Germanic name. It is quite
irelevant that most German-Canadians were here long before
Hitler was heard of. Many, in fact, are descendants of U.E.L.
families. Dame Rumor would intern them all, if she did not have
them. shot.
Sometimes kindly, often malicious, always untrustworthy,
Dame Rumor will continue to thrive for the duration of the war.
Hor tongue will elaek with the speed of her own knitting noodles,
producing tales as grotesque ns some of the socks thnt sho will send
to the unfortunate troops. For both tales nnd socks, laughter is
the only antidote.
SALUTE TO EMBRYO OFFICERS
(From the Toronto Globe and Mail)
What intelligent young Canadians think about the menace of
Hitlerism is indicated by the thousands of undergraduates and
graduates of Canadian universities who every day are training to
take their places as leaders in the defense of tho Dominion. On
the front oampus of the University of Toronto any afternoon between 4 and (i o'eloek may be soon more than a thousand students
who are being drilled by the Canadian Officers' Training Corps in
the work of the Artillery, Engineers, Signals nnd Modieal Corps
to qualify ns lieutenants. In addition 500 university graduates are
undergoing similar training two days a week to brush up on military Hoionoe and fit themselves to piny their part  iu the war.
Diamonds, Watches, Personal Gifts
FIRBANK and LANGE
FSK   OITR  BUDGET   PLAN
Seymour nt Dunsmuir
1
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The same thing is going on at Queen's, McGiil and other centres of learning throughout the Dominion. At the Kingston University five or six hundred students havo enrolled for military
training, while at McGiil they muster a thousand strong. So many
desired to train at the University of Toronto that Colonel H. H.
Madill, the officer commanding the Training Corps, has been
obliged to stop registration because the ranks are "full up." .The
young men who are so eager to qualify for whatever crisis may
confront the nation are mostly third and fourth-year students, who
fully appreciate the implications. They hove assumed the added
responsibility at a time when their waking hours are largely taken
up by lectures and study. No better evidence could be provided
of their sense of duty.
Should it be necessary for Canada to send over a large contingent to fight at the side of Britain and France, university men
trained in the art of warfare will be found giving leadership, as
they were in tho Great War and other struggles in which Canadians have been engaged for the preservation of privileges they hold
dear. The famous "K" Company of the Queen's Own Rifles, recruited by University of Toronto men, fought against the Fenions
in 1866 and served again in the Northwest Rebellion of 1885, while
the commander of the Toronto company of the Canadian contingent in the South African war was a graduate of this university.
No fewer than 5,651 graduates and undergraduates of the University of Toronto served in the Great [War, including 4,113 officers.
Similar contributions were mode by Queen's, McGiil, Dalhousie
and other universities all across the country.
Earnest young men at Oxford and Cambridge and other universities throughout the Empire ore likewise training. Nothing is
more important than that the soldiers of the King shall be led by
men in whom they have complete confidence. It must be gratifying to all who owe allegiance to the British Crown to think that
the natural-born leaders in every community have so high a sense
of their responsibilities.
M**^"*
JOBS
I don't suppose there Is anyone
who hasn't heard lt said of some
friend or relative:
"Look at Joe. Did you ever see
anything like lt? He's been Jumping
around trom one Job to another for
the last fifteen years. He's never been
out of work for more than two or
three days at a time. When he gets
tired of one boss or one city, he Just
packs up and moves on to another
Job or another town. Hasn't the guy
ever heard the word unemployment?"
Well, whether you've heard of Joe
or not, there are such people. And I
mention him here, not to criticize
his apparent inability to settle down,
but rather to praise his ability to
keep away from bread-lines in these
days   of   wide-spread   unemployment.
For I do admit the unemployment
problem, although I believe that it's
too often referred to as an Incurable
growth upon modern civilization. The
problem itself has been publicized
too highly, as have the vain efforts
to solve it. Leaders who have championed the cause ot either side have
become national heroes, made such
by newspaper and magazine articles.
Even an amateur psychologist can see
the effect such publicity must have
upon the radical-minded person who
would rather direct his energy to the
support of some mythical Utopian
ideal than pay attention to the mere
business of earning a livelihood.
JOBLESS
However, I am not going to climb
too far out on the limb. Many of
today's unemployed are fighting radicalism of all kinds, and are honestly
trying to find a Job anywhere, at any
old thing. But they are finally forced
to the conclusion—and they claim
that they speak from experience—
that there are Just no Jobs to be had.
If there were, they would have them.
But what of Joe? This Job-seeker
supreme Insists that there are jobs
by the hundred for men who know
how to get them. And I am Inclined
to agree. For Joe and his brotherhood
are the men who make openings for
others. Every time Joe gets fed up
with a position, he hands in his resignation and collects his pay. The
job he leaves is fair game for anyone
who ls out of work and has his wits
about him.
Recently a friend of mine returned
to Vancouver after roaming the
United States for three and one-half
years. This friend had some of Joe's
ability for getting work. He covered
all of the southern, south-western,
and western States, and he had at
least one job in each of them. He
was never without work unless he
wanted to be.
My friend lived and worked under
conditions similar to those pictured
so expertly by John Steinbeck ln his
stories of American labor. And after
careful observation of the "working-
stiff", my friend formed a couple of
opinions.
AND   EDUCATION
"There are two kinds of unemployed," he told me, "those who don't
want to work and those who do. And
of those who do want work, the men
who get the Jobs are the ones who
have educated themselves more in
the  handling  of people   than  ln  the
BELOW
THIS
HEAD
OOINO OUT FOR THE NIOHT
Among the two thousand odd odd
students on this campus, there are a
considerable number of men who
have the converse Midas touch—that
is; when It comes to going out for the
night they suddenly think of father.
Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on one's outlook, father, ln
some cases, haa a car and a healthy
bankroll. Hence lt ls not out of the
way for some of the more parasitic
to 'borrow' ten dollars and the car.
Philosophically these parasites defend their actions: "The gang will
be there; I gotta go out some time;
I can't stick around a pile of books
all my life; You're only young once"
—ad nauseam.
If one of the gang cannot get the
necessary ten spot and the car because he is not dependent on pa or
pa's bankroll, one of the more realistic asks:  "Why?"
Of the realist one might ask:
"Which will you finish first, college
or father?"
At any rate pa has his uses.
REPORTERS   MUST   NOT
In the publications office at all
times the students may find one or
more reporters writing stories for
this paper. At some time or other,
each reporter had to do a trial assignment. Were the trial satisfactory
the reporter was duly accepted as a
member of the Ubyssey staff.
As time progresses the reporter
hears lectures on editorial comment
by the editors and the news manager. He is told that he cannot say
that John Jones and Co. had a swell
time at the party because that is
only his opinion.
He is also told that he must not
start a story thus: At three o'clock in
the morning Professor J. MacLeod
became Injured when his car overturned ln the ditch when a bee stung
him on the nose.
He ls also told that he must check
up all the names and the Initials of
students and professors who 'make'
the columns of the paper.
He ls forced to adhere to facts.
FACTS,  nothing but  FACTS.
If   he   cannot   get   the   facts   then
there is no story.
SO WAS IT WITH ALL
REPORTERS
But the human mind was made for
use. Consequently some of the more
imaginative of human beings soon
discovered that stories could be cre-
handllng of a particular type of
work."
There are obvious loop-holes in the
argument, but one fact remains. The
business of getting jobs and holding
them is largely a matter of being
able to get along with people. It's
the flaccid, uninteresting person
without personality who has the
hardest  time as a bread-winner.
Higher education is a wonderful
thing, but lt should mean more than
mere book-learning. Although a university campus is a meeting place for
people with a more or less common
interest ln things Intellectual, lt ls
also a meeting place for individuals
from all walks of life. The university
student should take advantage of his
opportunities to educate himself socially as well as academically.
The smooth talker, the quick, aggressive thinker, will beat the stodgy
book-worm to a job practically every
time.
UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE
Hrs.t 0 a.m. to 5 pjn.) Saturdays 8 ajn. to noon
LOOSE LEAF NOTE BOOKS, EXERCISE BOOKS AND
SCRIBBLERS
AT REDUCED PRICES
Oraphlo Engineering Paper, Biology Paper, AIT. YOUR
Loose Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink    BOO it SUPPLIES
and Drawing Instruments. SOLD HERE
Ask About the Remington
Portable 10c a Day Plan
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U.R.O. Representative
Remington Rand Limited
547 Seymour St.
It seems to us that lite on an American campus must be one round of
bustle and keeping ahead of the Van
Joneses—not to mention the Innumerable hours spent on various skin
lotions, bathing suits for beauty contests, goldfish swallowing and what
not.
We wondered—what next. Quid
nunc.
SADIE  AWKINS
Now we know. Folders of well
illustrated potential Sadie Hawkinses
(see nearest comics), who 'pitched
woo' Corrlble hexpresslon) for a
whole ghastly week—pursued poor
stricken males, tea'd them, dance'd
them, and clnema'd them . . . and
later dragged them to a 'dog trot',
arrived with the morning mall.
Even If leap year does come once
every four years, one needn't dash
around like a galumplng Atlantis—
and make such a fuss about it.
And another thing. We are on
Canadian campus. If we must have
celebratlnos, let them be ln keeping
with appropriate traditions, such as
potlatches or a Ouy Fawkes Day
(November 5), etc. We like comics
that are based on life—but we loathe
life patterned after a comic strip—
even for a week. <
V
TnrgflHniTiowBft~
Trimble and 10th Ave.
arslty Theatre
Doors Open 0.00 P.M.
NOW PLAYING
Constance Bennett and
Mlsoha Auer In
"Service Deluxe"
and
Claire Trevor - Donald Wooda
"Biff Town Girl"
Added Disney Cartoon
THURS.   -   FRI.   -   SAT.
OOT. »6 - 87 - 88
Carole Lombard and
James Stewart In
"Made for
Each Other"
and
Ralph Byrd
Weaver Bros, and Elvlry
Pinkie Tomlln In
"Down in
Arkansaw"
Added Disney  Cartoon
SATURDAY  MATINEE
(3 p.m. continuous)
Adults ISo tUl 6 p.m., 85c after;
week-days, 80c.
SOCIAL EVENTS
Nov.    8—Science   Banquet
6—Education Class Party
9—Phrateres  Danoe
10—Soience   Class  Party
 16—Arts-Aggie Pall	
ated without a factual basis.
The imaginative gentlemen and
women, to bolster thetr Imaginative
creations and to create a market for
their wares, devised a simple yet
brilliant slogan "Truth ls stranger
than  Action."
The unimaginative — Mrs. Grundy
and Old Bill—accepted the slogan
with Implicit faith.
ON SAYINO NOTHINO
"It has been alleged ln secret quarters, according to Information received through official sources, that
a tall black man supposedly dressed
in black clothes was seen by an unknown man ln the vicinity of what
ls popularly thought to be the submarine base of the Utopian navy.
Your correspondent will reveal more
in a later despatch."
If old Ma Orundy read that ln the
Vancouver Morning World then she
would phone up Mrs. Nonothlng and
pass the word along that someone
was trying to blow up the submarine
base.
Fully believing that the correspondent had said something Instead of
nothing old Ma Orundy would buy
the next issue and devour the next
despatch.
Some of the present reporters covering the conflict in Europe seem to
have, developed a talent for saying
nothing ln at least half a column.
(I'm not doing so bad myself—I have
said nothing ln over half.)
A. C. Cummlngs ln the Province of
October 20, 1930, writes approximately three-quarters of a column on the
war. In the twelve paragraphs he is
careful to make lt clear that his despatch is not based on facts.
Quote.
"Behind this activity is the suggestion that Hitler may delay  the west
ern offensive until he hears from
Moscow.
"Bad weather on the Western front,
flooding of the Slegfrleft line, and
withdrawal of the French outposts
between the Saar and the Moselle
. . . have combined to suggest to
military experts here that . . . the
Nazis may postpone the expected
offensive  for  the  present."
An 'apparently', a 'conceivably', an
'undoubtedly', a 'doubtless', help to
tound out the despatch printed; as
does 'Stalin ... as the Ankara correspondent of the Times hints today
. . . will probably reply' . . .
WE   ARE   INTELLIGENT.
If lt ls true, as alleged by psychologists, that university students have
Intelligence, then they will not pay
much attention to the screaming
headlines of the dallies and those
stories based on conjecture.
It ls regretable that Ma Orundy
cannot  be  helped.
CORSAGES
These fall affairs are happier
events for both, when your
lady fair is embellished by a
smart corsage from Brown
Bros.
Joe Brown   (Arts '83), Mgr.
PHONE  SEy.   1484
ROS.
& CO. LTD.
665 Oranvllle Street
AFTER THE SHOW  .  .  .
Visit  Vancouver's  Most  Beautiful Cafe
CHRIS'S GRILL
BELOW THE COMMODORE
After-Theatre Teas Fascinating Teacup Reading Tuesday, October 24, 1939
THE    UBYSSEY
Threg
CO.T.C.
ORDERS
Orders by
Lieut-Colonel G. M. Shrum, M.M.
Commanding U.B.C. Contingent,
C.O.T.C.
PART ONE
1. DUTIES
Duties    for    the    week    ending
OCTOBER 98, 1080.
Orderly Officer—
2nd Lt. H. C. Spring
Next for Duty—
gnd Lt. W. H. Barton
Orderly Sergeant—
Sgt. Outhrle, J.
Next for Duty—
Sgt. Smith, E. L,
2. PARADES
1. The Monday-W ednesday
group will parado on Monday,
Oct. 28, and Wednesday, Oct. 30,
at 1900 hours.
3. The Tuesday-Thursday group
will parade on Tuesday, Oct. 34,
and Thuraday, Oot. 36, at 1000
houra.
3. NOON LEOTURES
During the week oommencing
Oot. 38, leoturea will be held on
Mon., Oot. 23, Wed. Oot. 38, and
Fri., Oot. 37, at 1380 houra.
4. TRAINING
The Training will  be continued
aa per syllabus posted.
0.   ORDERS
Extract from DUtiiot Routing
Orders.
No.   160   DX80USSXON   OP
MILITARY   MATTERS   IN
PUBLIC.
Commanding Officers will draw
attention   of   all   ranks   to   the
Official   Secrets   Act.   All   ranks
should also be cautioned against
the    dlsousslon    of    confidential
military matters in publio places
or with strangers.
6.   NOTICE
1. All civilians and members of
the C.O.T.C. are reminded that
the Point Orey Wireless Station
and the Point Orey Battery are
classed aa a MILITARY ZONE,
and as such, It Is contrary to. the
MILITARY LAW for unauthorized persons to trespass on the
area.
2. PARKING. Parking ls not
permitted  on  or near the  ramp
,VWWV-VWW<W^^W-VAWA
FOUR
STRAIGHT
WINS FOR
VARSITY'S
CANADIAN
FOOTBALL
TEAM!
- - - and
of course
you read
about them
FIRST in
your
morning
paper.
The
NEWS-
HERALD
PER MONTH
DELIVERED
•     PHONE    •
TRin. 2611
1916-When I Was A Hussy
And You Wore White Gloves
By EDNA WINRAM '
Freshmen, freshettes, and upperclassmen, too—do you want to know
what to wear and how to aot at this
term's social functions? If these
etiquette problems bothsr you, consult the past Issues of the Ubyssey
and learn how Varsity sooial affairs
have been oonduoted In other years.
An Illustration tn a 1016 "Ubicee"
will show you what well-dressed undergraduates wear to formal parties.
It pictures a college Beau Brummell
ln evening olothes, striped trouaera,
coat with talla, stiff high oollar,
white evening gloves and dancing
pumps.
ADVICE
He Is gaslng ln rapture at the damsel by his side, who Is coyly fluttering a feather fan. She Is gowned In
a daring sleeveless model with an
extremely low waistline, and a draped skirt, bslow whloh one catohes a
glimpse   of—horrors — her   ankles!
Mais students should follow In
every detail the example set by this
exoellent young man, but the girls
are not advised to show their ankles
In publio, as this hussy does. It simply Isn't done now-a-days.
Seniors who are curious about
their class party may learn that at
thla affair In the early daya the evening waa apent In playing gamea and
decoroualy danolng the Sir Roger de
Coverley. To perform the Sir Roger, atudenta atood In two long lines,
and It Is rumored that in one figure
of the danoe they actually held
hands. This, howsver, is probably
a malicious lie.
From tho same Issue of this
faithful chronicle, you may learn
that a gentleman wishing a lady
to danoe wtth him alwaya says,
"May I have the honor of thla
danoe?" and certainly ahould not
say, "Come on, worm, let'a wiggle."
SMOKER
Unfortunately, men wan "Ing to.
know how to conduct themselves at
the Fraternity Smoker will not receive muoh help from early Issues of
the paper, because there were no
Varsity Smokers In the good old
days. The only comparable funotion
was the men's Initiation Party, at
whioh upperclassmen spent a merry
evening doing suoh things as placing
electrically wired dumb-bells In
freshmen's hands, and then turning
on the current.
The 1080 Smoker, at which the
guests will sit ln comfort and
watch professional entertainers
would certainly seem a 'alsslfled"
affair to the he-men of 1016.
There Is no record, either, of what
refreshments these he-men served at
their party, but tough as the pioneers were, it Is Improbable that
they ever drank one hundred dosen
bottles of beer at one sitting, aa the
men at this year's Fraternity Smoker intend to do.
HERE AND THERE
(Continued from Page 1)
while what was going to happen next.
Yesslr, you sure gave that one a real
play . . . that's the price of being
great, I guess."
So I said lt did make a good story,
alright, a really good story, and that
I was glad I hadn't been in his shoes.
"Ah shucks, lt didn't mean anything anyway," he said . . . and I
agreed.  It didn't.
Yes, fellas, it's a small world. But
we don't think we'll pull that one
again. ... If you are careful. Have
a good time, anyway.
ATTENTION
NEW STUDENTS
Will all new atudenta who
have not made their appointment for medical examination,
pleaae do ao IMMEDIATELY,
at the Health Servloe Offloe,
Auditorium Building, Room
806. All examinations must be
completed by October 37.
WELCOME
Kla-how-yah Saskatchewan!
Kla-how-yah Saskatchewan I
Kla-how-yah, how are you?
Saskatchewan!
KITSILANO
Kitsilano, Capllano, Slwash, Squaw,
Kla-How-Yah TUllcum, Skookum
Wah!
Hi-yu  Mamook,  Mucka  Mucka  Zip!
B.O. Varsity, Rip Rip Rip!
V-A-R-S-I-T-Y/
Varsity!
YEAH  TEAM
Yeeaaaa TEAM
Yeeaaaa TEAM!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Varsity!
FIOHT!
at  the  South  End  of  the  Auditorium  Building.  This  applies  to
the members of the C.O.T.C. and
must be observed.
Signed:   D.  C.  HOLLAND,  Lt.,
for  (A.  P. Morley)  Lieut.,
A/Adjutant,
U.B.C.  Contingent,  C.O.T.C,
WESBROOK
(Continued from Page 1)
ing was a mere frame. The war
halted activities so that there was
little chanoe for new buildings for
some time to come."
"In spite of these obstaoles, Dr.
Wesbrook with characteristic energy established a small but efficient
faculty to lay down the principles
and policies upon which the university was founded. Being greatly interested In student affairs. Dr. Wesbrook then desired a form of student
self-government with the result that
the Alma Mater Society was formed,
and at the end of the same year a
students'   council   -was   founded."
"Dr. Wesbrook was not destined
to see the accomplishment of his
hopes since the move to Point Orey
was to come many yeara after. He
did not live to see even the end of
the war, but died October 20, 1018.
His work lives on and will always
live as long as the university Is ln
existence."
"We at present are now standing
in the shadow of another great war,
and can look back to the days of
1014 in thankful remembrance of the
work Dr. Wesbrook has done."
At the conclusion of these words,
all present observed a few moments
silence as a tribute to the memory
of our flrst president. Following the
service a -wreath was placed at
Mountain View  Cemetery.
SASK. HUSKIES
(Continued  from  Page   1)
will  be  an  Integral  part  of  U.B.C.'s
Homecoming  celebrations.
The first game of the series will
take plaoe at the Stadium on Wednesday, October 35, which will follow   an   Inter-frat   Smoker   to   be
held   Tuesday   night   to   whip   up
oollege intereat In the contest.
On Thursday at noon, Trevor Page
will bring his orchestra to the Campus where he will stage a Pep Meet
ln the Auditorium for the big  game
on   Saturday.
On Saturday, the Canadian Football game between the two friendly
rivals will be preceded by an Kngllsh
Rugby encounter between the league
leading Varsity and Meralomas
squads.
Don't Forget the Smoker
Red Cross Unit
Formed At
McGiil
MONTREAL, Oct. 20—A McOill
chapter of the Canadian Red Cross
Society was formed here this week,
so that all women connected with
McOlll University may satisfy an
ambition to serve their country at
this time  of national emergency.
Lt.-Col. K. M. Perry, of the Red
Cross, authorized the formation of
the branch.
CANADA IS
GREAT POWER
— Hutchison
Economic, Political,
Social Changes
Forecast
"Canada has suddenly beoome
a great power aa a reault of war,"
atated Bruoe Hutchlaon, Vanoouver
Sun writer and one of Canada'a beat
known journalists, when he addressed Vancouver Institute members In
the Auditorium Saturday night.
Vast changes In our economic social and political life, created by this
country's connections ln the British
Empire, were forecast by the speaker.
War has speeded up the process of
changing the fulcrum of our civilisation from the Old World to the
New. Industrialisation of Canada
will be accelerated; Canada will have
to take the lead In promoting collective security against future wars.
Mr. Hutchison declared Canada
has no right to criticise Britain's
policy, since It has always been a
consenting party to that policy. He
pointed out that America's neutrality policy can not be followed by
Canada.
He concluded by saying, "We have
in this country one of the greatest
opportunities ever offered to the sons
of men, but we must take lt up in
the next few years or forever lose
it."
Free Tickets
For Symphony
Symphony-lovers on this campus
will be pleased to learn that free
tickets for the final rehearsal of the
Vancouver Symphony Society may be
obtained on application at the Musi
cal Society Room ln the Auditorium
Building.
Complimentary tickets are valid
only for the Armistice Day rehearsal
iti the Orpheum Theatre at 8.30 a.m
HOMECOMING
(Continued from Pace 1)
day's football game ln the Stadium
at 2.30 will be twenty-five cents on
presentation of the pass. Other seats
are fifty and seventy-five cents. All
lectures and labs will be cancelled
after 2.30 on Wednesday.
Trevor Page will again supply the
music for the Homecoming Rally
next Friday night. The rally will take
place in the Crystal Ballroom of the
new Hotel Vancouver. The admission
fee ls seventy-five cents a couple.
The Alumni banquet will be held
at 7 p.m. Friday in the Aztec Room
of the Hotel  Oeorgla.
Saturday will witness the wind-up
of Homecoming festivities. At 11.30,
a parade designed to cover most of
Vancouver, will leave the University
grounds. At 1 p.m. the Big Block
luncheon will be held ln the cafeteria.
At 2 o'clock the Varsity rugby squad
tackles the Meralomas and at 3 the
second game of the Hardy cup series
will take place. Both games will be
at the stadium.
A tea dance ln the .gym will climax
the day. Admission will be twenty-
flve cents a couple.
JUMPING JIVE
(Continued from Page 1)
Incidentally could do with more
skillful waltzing on the part of the
men.
One II Trinity man spoke up in defence of the symphony. Harry Kil-
gour even went so far as to suggest
Sir Ernest McMillan for the big
dances.
INDIAN TOTEM SYMBOLIZES
U.B.C.  ATHLETIC SUPREMACY
By MIMI SOHOFEELD <
The Thunderbird has long held
sway on this oampus as a symbol of
university athletlo supremacy. Why
waa thla totem choaen? Was lt
thought to be more powerful than
others? More powerful, perhaps,
than the Huskte?
As a result of a plebiscite held on
the campus In February, 1984, it was
decided that "henceforth the Varsity
athletlo teams be called Thunderbirds that their enemies might shake
in their shoes, and that they might
be struck down to the greater glory
of the Alma Mater."
And, the Oolden Eagle and the
Orisslles, the other contestants for
this exalted position, withdrew dis-
comfltted Into their mountains before the power of this new Totem.
TOTEMS
The name Thunderbird was suggested because the Musqueam Indians of whose ancestral territory
our campus forms a part, chose this
bird as the symbol for their Totem
poles.
This aU sounds very simple,  but
there Is a deep philosophical reason explaining why the Thunderbird   Is  superior   to   suoh   hoUow
symbols aa eaglea and grtssUes.
According to Mr. Irving, primitive
man  believed  that there  is.  In   the
spiritual    world   an   all    persuasive
power, which he oalled by the Polynesian term of "Mana" and whloh Is
very powerful ln the material world.
The whole of primitive thought la
involved ln the effort to control thla
power.
RITUAL
The Musqueam Indians set aside
the Thunderbird and performed certain rituals ln Its honor which caused the "mana" to beoome resident
ln lt, and from which this mysterious
power could be transferred to the
members of the tribe.
In order to Insure the presence of
this power, they even made Images
of it In the form of the Totem poles
whloh we see today.
Figure to yourselves, then, my
chUdren, what mysterious Totamlo
power the Thunderbird can Impart
to Ita adopted white bravest When
the Tribes of the university go
forth to battle, whether with North
Shore Llona or with the Huskies,
the Thunderbird perched on tholr
banners flaps hla broad wings and,
presto! the powerful magio of thla
Totem gives viotory Into their
hands while the barbarlo chant
breaks forth from the sidelines—
"KltaUano, Capllano, Slwaeh Squaw,
Kla-how-yah,   TlUloum,    Skookum*
wah,
Hl-ya mamook, Mucka mucka alp,
B.C. Varsity, rip, rip, rip!"
Big Business
Supports   Football
ART DISPLAY
TO FEATURE
NEW METHODS
An exhibition of the works of Mr.
Jack Shadbolt, of the staff of the
Art School of Vanoouver will open
today in the Faculty Room of the
Library. The work will be on display for the remainder of this week.
The Exhibition consists of about
one hundred and twenty items, Including oils, water colors and drawings. An Interesting note of experl-
mentallsm Is added to all the pictures, as the artist tries to find a
satisfactory characteristic method of
interpreting things encountered during the past year.
Dr. O. O. Sedgewick will open the
exhibition at 3:40 today. These pictures have been shown, for the past
fortnight, at the Vanoouver Art
School.
Donate Six
Blankets and
Duffle Bag
Six fine warm blankets and a handsome duffle bag ln which to carry
them have been presented to the
Canadian Football team by a number
of downtown business men.
The kind-hearted fans took pity on
the shivering substitutes who adorned the Thunderbird bench at games.
Now there ls one blanket for every
two bench-warmers. No doubt the
Thunderbirds will continue their victory march as a result.
MODERN CHINA
SUBJECT OF
TALK TODAY
Modern developments in age-old
China will be explained today tn an
address by Miss E. Carroll, who has
been for many years a teacher ln
the  Orient.
The lecture, sponsored by the Student Christian Movement, will be
given at  12:30 today in  Arts  103.
As teacher of the staff of Shung
Kei School, Miss Carroll has had a
great many experiences in the provinces of Kong Wood and Canton. At
present she is on a Dominion-wide
tour.
Possessing a very dynamic personality especially appealing to the
youth, Miss Carroll was recently appointed secretary of youth work for
the United  Church  of Canada.
PHOTO CLUB
HAS ELECTIONS
The newly formed Photography
Club elected the following executive
for the year at a noon hour meeting
yesterday: President, Bud Devlin ;
vice-president, Bill Ouimette; secretary,   Hugh   Taylor.
The executive Is busy planning a
program for the session. The next
meeting of the club will be announced at a  later  date.
— Classified —
OLUBS
0OMMER0E   RE-ELECTION
Don't forget, Commerce students,
re-elections for president are today
at 12.30 in Arts 204.
U.B.O. SKI OLUB
A general meeting of all skiers
will be held In App. Sc. 237 at 12.30
on Thursday, October 26. To all
students new to the university, we
extend a special invitation to come
and see how skiing is organized on
this campus. Activities for the 1939-
40 season will be discussed.
ARTS AOOIE
Tickets to the Ball may be obtain
ed at the foot of the Caf stairs. A
ticket entitles the purchaser to a
vote in the elections, which will close
at 5 p.m., November 18.
FRIDAY MEETING
Mr. Thorpe, of the China Inland
Mission, will speak in Arts 203 at
12.45   Friday.     Everybody   welcome.
SOM.
An Informal reception will be held
for S.C.M. members, the Oraduate
S.C.M., and the Advisory Board, in
the Ouild Room of the Christ Church
Cathedral, on Friday, Ootober 27, at
8 p.m. There will be a short program, after which refreshments will
be served.
VARSITY OUTDOORS OLUB
Old members are reminded that
they must make a work hike to retain membership. Last opportunity
may be Sunday, October 29.
MONRO PRE-MED
There will be a supper meeting of
the Monro Pre-Med Society in the
Cafeteria at 6.15 Tuesday, October
31.
There will be a guest speaker and
medical films afterwards. Watch
notice  boards  for  signs.
All members please make reservations for supper to executive by
Friday  of  this  week.
LOST
White Eversharp, between the
Bus Stand and the Science Building,
cn Friday. Return to Mr. Horn's
oillce.
LOST
One black Waterman's fountain
pen. Finder please return to Pub
Office.
Registration
Shows Women's
Versatility
Who says women are useless? The
recent applications for war work
prove you wrong If you do.
203 women students registered
themselves as capable of efficiency
in a wide range of occupations.
These Included competent telephone
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gg SATURDAY'S   RESULTS
VARSITY 28, VICTORIA 10
UBEB0EB8 14, ARTS OLUB 0
SOCCERMEN 1, BURNABY 0
HOMECOMING SPORTS
VARSITY vs.  SASKATCHEWAN
WEDNESDAY at STADIUM
Four
THE    UBYSSEY
Tuesday, October 24,  1939
Twenty-Five Huskies Invade Campus
Prairie Men
Want Return
of Hardy Cup
•BIRDS SWAMP  VICTORIA
IN   SLUGGISH  ENCOUNTER
Determined to Take
Trophy Back
Unheralded and unsung, the University of Saskatchewan Huskies rolled into town yesterday morning, full
twenty-five strong. In search of the
Hardy Cup which they lost to the
Thunderbirds last year, the Huskies
are determined to take back the
"mug" thla time.
COLB BACK
Heading the gridders again this
season was Coach Oolb McEown,
veteran grid mentor at Saskatchewan
who said that this year's version is a
muoh stronger squad than the green-
shlrted aggregation that Invaded the
Oampus last year.
Many of last year's letter-men have
gone, however, chief loss being that
of star backfleld runner Bud Weaver,
captain and left half. Bud la now
playing In the Prairie Conference for
Calgary and doing all right, too.
BIO STUFF
Captaining   the   Huskies  Is   Lionel
LaBerge,   known   on   the prairie as
"One    Man    Oang"    LaBerge    who
weighs ln around 100 pounds and Is
the Huskies chief wrecking crew. LaBerge will work at the snap position.
Flanking the "Big Train" in middle positions will be Bill McPherson
and   Don   Oeorge .both   of   whom
made the Journey last year, at the
Inside sports will be Don Storr and
Wally Clarke.
Catching first-string end positions
will be Oeorge Brent pass-catching
star of last year's series, and Oerry
Smithwlck.
In the backfleld will be Skipper
Hall probably calling the signals from
the quarterback slot although the
Skip sometimes Alls ln at left half.
Substitute quarter Is Earle Bowman.
RUNNING STARS
Burden of the running plays will
rest on the able shoulders of Neil
McLeod and Jack Adllman who alternate at the right half spot and
burly Norm McLeod, 100 pound fullback. Also a running threat ls freshman star Danny Capraru, fullback
flash from last year's Regina Dales,
Junior champions of Canada.
Completing the team will be Jim
"Jumbo" MoConnell who will bat
down Varsity tacklers from the blocking half spot.
Score Fourth Win
23-10 in Victoria
Varsity's thundering Thunderbirds
clamped thetr claws a little more
firmly on the top spot of the Big
Four League last Saturday when they
walloped the Victoria Revellers 33-10
on Victoria's home ground.
The game which was sluggish and
devoid of any real football, was played ln a drizzling rain at times, and
tumbles were prevalent especially on
the Victoria side.
'BIRDS REVIVE
Pulling a surprise right from the
kick-off the Revellers rouged a Varsity back behind the line to go ahead
1-0 but a forward pass from Finlay
to Tucker, followed by a lateral to
Freddie Smith who crossed into pay-
dirt put the Birds ahead 6-1, Harmer
converting.
.   The   Collegians   added   another
point    when    Harmer'a    attempted
Held goal went wide and a Victoria
receiver was rouged by Austin Frith.
In  the  second  quarter,  Andy Boland,  who  flashed   for  Kaycees  last
year, threw a forward to Hank Rowe
who ln turn lateralled lt to Barber,
the latter scampering for forty yards
to  the  Varsity  3S-yard  line.    From
here Boland threw another pass, this
time to Anderson who was standing
ln the end zone to score a touchdown
that   was   converted,   knotting    the
score at 7-7.
TAKE LEAD
Victoria took the lead again in the
third quarter when Jack Grogan
booted a perfect field goal, but It
was short lived as Lang took a poor
kick on the Victoria ten-yard line
and crossed over for an unconverted
score.
Two more Varaity scores oame In
the final frame when Teagle Intercepted   a  pass  to  put   the  ball  In
scoring  position  and  Tommy   Williams skirted the end spot to soore.
The final score also came as a result of   an   Intercepted   pass  when
Lang   grabbed   a   desperate   Victoria
attempt   and   galloped   to   pay   dirt.
Harmer converted to bring the total
to 33-10.
POWERHOUSE
Ready to spring at opposing Saakatohewan linemen Is Hank Stradlottl, powerhouse of the Varsity line.
"Hank", a diminutive rascal of
some 315 pounds, is one of the best
guards In the Big Four Conferenoe,
and will throw a scare Into those
Husky ball-carriers.
The _ame between Varsity and
Pro-Recs, was unfortunately called
off, the students winning the game
by default when the Oymnasts were
unable to field a team. So the boys
split up and had a practice tussle as
e warm-up for next week's battle for
the league leadership with Meralomas.
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NOTICE
Art Wllloughby of Bardsley and
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sley's duties as coach of the Senior
"B" basketball team this year, manager A. Stewart McMorran announced today.
McMorran has called a practice for
this afternoon at 8.30 when he will
announce his team which ls expected
to Include Rees, Roddon, Elethery, A.
Barton, E. Barton, Menzies, Charlton, Izen, Curwen  and  Hatch.
rmen
Grab 1-0
Victory
Robinson Scores
ILone Counter
Flashing their true form once again,
the young Varsity soccermen defeated
South Burnaby Saturday at Central
Park by a 1-0 count and In so doing
climbed to the giddy height* of third
place on the Vancouver and District
Soccer ladder.
The lone goal of the game oame on
the first play of the second half,
Temoln crossing to Basil Robinson
Just outside the penalty area, and the
inside-right slithering through to
place the sphere In the Burnaby net.
Both goals were constantly ln danger throughout the flrst half, with
the collegians dominating the majority of the play. The Todd brothers,
Temoln, Robinson and Herd, all tested the Burnaby goalie and once Sasaki boomed in a beauty which was
almost too hot to handle, but at the
other end the home centre-forward
Ted Crooks came disturbingly close
with a drive that had Leong well-
beaten, but skimmed safely off the
outside of the post.
Immediately after resumption, Varsity took tlie lead aa related with the
only goal of the game, and for the
remaining 44 minutes it was a continual nightmare for the campusmen
as they tried to put the game on Ice
and at the same time repulse desperate Burnaby raids.
Ubecccct Gain
First Victory
From Artt 14-0
The Ubeeceers picked off their flrst
win of the season at the Stadium on
Saturday when they blanked the
Arts Club 14-0.
Neither team could get going ln
the flrst half, evidently finding the
wet ball hard to handle and the
muddy pitch difficult to manoeuvre
on. However, after the breather, the
students really hit their stride, garnering fourteen points without a reply from the Arts lads.
WOOD STARS
Jerry Wood started off the splurge
with a penalty kick* from fairly close
ln,  and   followed  It  up  immediately
after   wtth   the   conversion   of   Evan
Davies' try; which came as the result
of a concerted drive by the forwards.
Refore the final whistle the Varsity   boys   had   tallied   twice   more,
once  by  Hloks on  a  three-quarter
run, and once by Stevenson as the
result of another forward rush.
BALL WET
Because of the somewhat moist
conditions, the three line had very
little chance to function, there being
no chance for accurate passing or
good running. The pack, however, as
soon as it became used to the slippery ball, changed Its tactics to suit
the conditions, and relied on footwork to supply most of the points.
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___
Reserve
SALISBURY  CAFE
BANQUETS AFTERNOON TEAS
LUNCHES
DINNERS
SOCCER HOMECOMING  SUPPER
Soccermen are reminded of the
Homecoming Supper to be held
Thursday night ln the Caf, at 6.15
p.m. Many former campus stars have
accepted Invitations to be present
and a full undergrad turnout is essential.
College=lrCMlllage
•By Lionel Salt
$80,000
To many on thia campus, the title Minors Sports is an unknown factor.
It does not exist. In fact, it ain't. And yet, to those who would like to
participate in suoh sports the crying need for space and equipment Is a
dirty shame. It is a dirty shame, and again, the blame for thla rests upon
the Students' Council and the atudenta who are too blind to aee money
being waated under their nosea while such a calamity exists on thia campua.
TAKE A LOOK
If any of you—undergrad or faoulty—have ever examined our $80,000
Stadium, you might be aet to thinking Just where the students' money—for
It was auoh that built and paid for It—has disappeared.
It Is quite true, and no one ls denying the faot, that the Stadium has
proved to be a boon to the college sports but that the promotional gold
mine that it represents has been waated is disgusting.
Walk over and look through our $80,000 collesium. In the building
proper, you'll And: a dressing room at one end, a dressing room at the
other end, and a void in between.
DIRT
Connecting these two changing rooms la a room sixty feet long by
forty feet wide. It has a dirt floor, and In one corner some weight lifting
apparatus.    No more.
The rest must just as well be rented as a cemetery. It ls as desolate
and barren as one, more so for a cemetery has tombstones to break the
monotony.
Glory be to Ood for our student representatives who Invented such a
room, and to an undergraduate body that Indolently alts by while auch
valuable space Is waated.
Are you interested in fencing, boxing, wrestling, tumbling, or weight-
lifting? The chances are that you are not. And yet there are more than
one hundred who are actively interested in these activities at the present
time, and hundreds more who would be if only they were given proper
accommodation.
You may not be interested in these minor sporta—you may not be interested in sports at all—but you should be deeply concerned in how YOUR
money is spent.
And the dirty shame of it is you're not.
OIVE THEM A OHANOE
If you were, you might aee that the Stadium offers the opportunity for
whloh these sports have been begging. In an Investment of 980,000, an
additional outlay of perhaps two hundred dollars ls not too much to aak to
asatffe these activities a chance to live and breathe on the campus.
A good floor could be laid, and the room which now measures forty
feet by sixty feet oould be divided Into two separate rooms. In here could
be housed the sports that have been previously mentioned. Fencing, of
which there are many enthusiasts, does not even exist on the campus today.
Boxing has a meagre attendance because there is no room in the Gym
except for one hour or two each week, provided the enthusiasts can flt this
time in with their time-table. And so on down the list for tumbling, weight-
lifting,  and wrestling.
If that room in the Stadium was outfitted they would have a permanent
room.
IT'S YOUR  MONEY—IT'S YOUR  RESPONSIBILITY
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LEANINGS
By DUNC MacTAVISH
Co-Ed Sports
—By Oerry Armstrong
As Coach Colb McEown Ironed out
the travel-weary wrinkles of his Saskatchewan Huskies on the Varsity
practice field yesterday afternoon,
Manager Walter Wensley announced
that the team would be without the
services of Brent who ls suffering
from a leg injury. Brent is a first
string end. and may see action on
Saturday.
* *      *
The Huskies showed the Thunder
purveyors who were out to get a line
on the Saskatchewan weaknesses that
they have several men who are consistent kickers and passers. Almost
everyone on the roster had a try at
receiving. Their best booter Is Danny
Capraru who holds down the fullback
slot.
Van VUet has nothing to say as yet
but last night at the Varsity workout he was teaching the signals of
the right half to Ernie Teagle who
usually plays blocking back. This
shift will mean that Teagle will alternate with Andy Lang at right half
and Harmer and Joplln will alternate at blocking half, Joplln and
Carmlchael taking turns at the quarterback position.
* •     •
Inelligible Johnny Farina has been
appointed head linesman for the
Wednesday game.
* •      •
To keep the boys along the straight
and narrow during their stay In our
city   the   Saskatchewan   club   brings
Congratulations and boquets to the
U.B.C. grass hockey girls for their
fine victory ln the drizzling rain of
last Saturday afternoon. The students defeated Pro-Recreatlonals by
the overwhelming score of 0-3.
The blue and gold eleven showed
good combination despite a slippery
ground, which was really to their advantage, ln that only about half ot
the other team wore cleats. But the
Co-eds met with difficulty the stiff
opposition of Pro-Rec. Captain Catherine Home,
(SCORING
U.B.C. scorers were forwards Betty
Mulr (3), Myrne Nevlson (3), Elisabeth Mclnnes (3), Pat Carey (1), and
half-back Pauline Scott (1). Also
outstanding ln the game were fullback Hortense Warne, and halfback
Elisabeth Norle.
"Tony" Osborne, Senior A baaketball ooaoh, haa revealed hla potential baaketball team for 1039-40 to
be composed oft Ruth Wilson, Jean
Thompson, Adie CoUlns, Lois Harris,   Grace   Cuthbert,   Betty   Bell,
Jean Eokhart, Joyce Orchard, Bran-
da Phillips and Helen McWilliams.
Intramurals,   Tueaday   noon,   Oct.
34: Badminton, Arts 40 vs. and Year
Nurses; Ping Pong, all classes.
along   Father    La    Bel    as  assistant
coach.
Father La Bel really knows his
football Just the same. He is a football graduate of one of the smaller
football-playing Universities south of
the border.
OPPOSING FORCES
Lionel LaBerge, 100 lbs.
Bill MoPherson, 190 lbs.
Don Oeorge, 195 lbs.
Don Storr, 183 lbs.
Wally Olark, 167 lbs.
Oeorge Brent, 147 lbs.
Oerry Smlthwiok, 102 lbs.
Skipper Hall, 140 lbs.
Nell McLeod, IBB lbs.
Jaok Adllman, 189 lbs.
Norm MoLeod, 186 lbs.
Jim MeOonnell, 184 lbs.
Snap
Tackle
Guard
<«
End
Quarter
Left Half
Bight Half
Fullback
Blocking Back
Lee Straight, 190 lbs.
Freddie Smith, 170 lbs.
Angy Provenzano, 198 lbs.
Hank Stadlottl, 210 lbs.
Brian Martin, 170 lbs.
Johnny Pearson, 178 lbs.
Dlok Dowrey, 170 lbs.
Fred Joplln, 180 lbs.
Oraham Finlay, 172 lbs.
Andy Lang, 160 lbs.
Milt Angus, 180 lbs.
Jim Harmer, 199 lbs.
JUNIOR SOCCER
The Varsity Junior Soccermen.
from now on to be referred to as the
U.B.C, played to a hard-fought
scoreless draw with Young China
Athletics Saturday at Powell Street
Grounds.
In keeping their Ooals-against record spotless for the second successive
game, the campusmen were indebted
to Don McLean in goal and also to
Walling, Nlcaido and Mlnichiello, all
of whom turned ln good performances.
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