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Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia
VOL. XVI.
VANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1933
No. 10
Idealism
Of League
A Failure
Odium Criticizes
League9 of Nations
"A Critical View of the League of
Nations" was taken by Brig. Gen. V.
W. Odium at a Vancouver Institute
meeting in the Auditorium on Saturday night. "Tha powers meet to
checkmate each other, not to cooperate," he said.
"I see but two likely results. The
first is armed conflict; every nation but Germany is armed for it.
There is fear in Europe. France and
Belgium count the days to the next
war.
"The second possibility is that the
league secretariat may save the lea-
Liberals Swamp Polls
In Ubyssey Straw Vote
Other Parties Far Behind As 300 Students
Mark Preference
Hirsute He-Men
Hover Over Pub
Beards In Vogue Among The
Smart Set
The Libera). Party of B. C. got more votes than all other parties combined, and more than twice the votes of its closest contestant, the C.C.F., it was disclosed by the Ubyssey Straw Ballot conducted Friday to Monday.
The poll, conducted simply to discover the political opinions of the students, was responded to by three hundred and
thirty-five students, who distributed their votes in the following ratio:
LIBERAL  188
C.C.F    80
INDEPENDENT      49
UNIONIST       14
UNITED FRONT      4
It must be kept in mind, however, that the number of stu-
,  m. .   . . .    , .      dents who voted was something under one quarter of the total
gue council. The secretariat is doing ° M
good work; it has the confidence 0f j registration, so that the results are to a limited degree only
the  public. It may lead people to | indicative of the relative following of each party on the campus.
In placing one ballot box each in the Men's Science and
Arts Common rooms, it was possible roughly to gauge the tendencies of these two sections. It was found that there were
about two Liberals to one C.C.F.-er among the Sciencemen,
while the Artsmen showed an even greater preponderance of
Liberals.
send to the council real statesmen
of international views, not men of the
present type, who are merely counsels  for their clients."
But neither General Odium nor his
audience seemed to have much hope
for a peaceful solution. General Odium said he had been a league enthusiast, but now he was beginning
to doubt. "I cannot praise it," he
snid. "unless I see logical reasons
to do so. And so far I have not been
able to see that there is any idealism at the heart of the league."
The speaker pointed out that the
league came from the continent least
concerned in it, and was accepted
by the Europeans because they looked upon it as the price they had to
pay for American help.
President Wilson was an idealist.
Lloyd George and Clemenceau were
politicians. They let Wilson have his
league, if he let them make the peace
treaties. He did and their treaties
make  his  league  impossible.
"The Balkans are still the Bal-
kiiiis," said Gen. Odium. "The small,
new states are full of vitality, and
full of hatred. Recovery of thc Polish
corridor is religion with thc Germans; they dream and piav foi it.
Germany has suffered and awaits revenge. France's great thought is security and a string of alliffs round
Germany. In such an atmosphere cf
fear and hate how can one hope for
peace?"
Gen. Odium was sympathetic to
Germany, and saw France as the
villain of the league. "France." he
said, "is trying to use ihe league.
The French want to give it teeth,
have a league army. Britain doe;
not agree. But Britain is with Franee
on the sanctity of the peace treaties.
"Canada's experience with the league has been a hanpy one, but the
American press lias always been critical of it. We non European nations
do not feel the vital importance of
it, and today it stands arraigned be-
Iot the world, yet it is the noblest
idea that mankind hi?.s ever built
ifp."
Opposes League
GENERAL V. W. ODLUM
Who voiced the opinion on Saturday
night that war Is Inevitable, In spite
of the League of Nations.
Canadian U's
Show Growth
The growth of some of the universities in Canada in recent years has
been one of the interesting features
in the realm of education. The latest
report shows that the ten largest
Canadian universities in the Dominion in respect of students of university grades are as follows: University of Toronto 7,490; University
if Montreal 3,759; University of Manitoba 3,309; Queen's 3.184; Laval 2,H;i2:
McGill 2,714; University of Saskatchewan 2,fi(>l; University of British Columbia 1.989; University of Alberta
l.fiOO; and Western University at London. Ontario, 1.552. In respect of total enrolment. Laval holds first place
with 14.500; Montreal comes second
with 12.76:.: Toronto third with 8.088.
followed by Manitoba with 4.290; McGill. 4.015; Queen's. 3,904; Saskatchewan. 2,962: British Columbia. 2.772;
Ottawa.   2.573   and   Alberta,   1.938.
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i IMPORTANT NOTICE j
Tentative Time-Table
For Exams Posted
Copies of the time-table (tentative)
for the December Examinations in
the Faculty of Arts and Science have
been posted on the notice boards in
the Arts Building.
Students have been asked to report
clashes, if any, at once, to the Registrar's Office so that the time-table
may be drawn up definitely, and
printed.
In order to facilitate the preparation of the timetable members of
Faculty are requested to help remove
any clashes that may be reported before Nov. 4.
No proposal to change the timetable should be countenanced after
Nov. 4.
CHANCELLOR'S SON
DIES AT DENVER
It has been decided in view of the
fact that two weeks is an insufficient
space of time in which to grow a
really luxuriant beard, that the closing date of our gigantic beard-growing contest will be Nov. 17 instead of
Nov. 10, the date previously announced.
Although few official entries have
come in as yet several embryo
beards have been observed on the
campus. Marvin Darrach, present
dark horse, is well past the .fuzzy
stage, and reports received here indicate that John /Hill, representing
'37. is sprouting like a hedge-hog.
Judging will be carried out by a
crew of co-eds to be selected by tne
Uby_sey, and will take place in public. Ambitious beard-growers are reminded that it is not yet too late to
enter the contest.
Pre-med Requirement
Earl Hi IPs Syncopators
Appear Tomorrow Noon
Pep clubbers have announced that they will crash through
with another ^reat pep meeting triumph tomorrow noon, when
Earl Hill and twelve of his fellow music-makers are going to
assist in the entertaining in honor of the Blue and Gold basket
squad's return encounter with the Victoria Blue Ribbons in
the gym Wednesday night.
A special novelty number, the na- it seems, foi her are at 12:15.
ture of which neither bribes nor I Pepsters however, worked over-
threats could force from the lips of' time to draw up a program,
the secretive peppers, will feature the | Earl Hill will appear again Thurs-
performance. All that Ubyssey rep- j day evening at the Arts '34 class
resentatives could learn was that party. As usual, the Pep Club is re-
some high-class dancer* were in- quired again this year to charge ad-
volved in the nc*. j mission for one pep meeting during
Arrangements which vould have j the year to meet the cost of oper-
brought Texas "Fan-da ice" Guinan ating expenses, end even though the
on a noon visit to th je halls of Queen of the Night Clubs will not
Laming, foil through when it was t be present, students are assured of
learned that the renowned night- | more than their money's worth from
club leader could n >t fit the appear-1 the nickel they will hand over at the
ance  into   her   time-table.    Curtains,   door.
For Toronto Issued  jPlayers' Clllb
Try-Out Results
Are Announced
The death occured at Denver, Col- [
orado, on Friday, October 27th, of
the Reverend Eberts N. McKechnie,
M.A., only son of Dr. R. E. McKechnie, Chancellor of the University
of British Columbia.
Dr. McKechnie received a wire on
Thursday evening and left for Denver immediately, but unfortunately
arrived after the death of his son.
He is bringing thc body back to Vancouver for burial.
Tlie late Mr. McKechnie attended
the University of British Columbia,
for two years, but was forced to go
to California for his health. He graduated from the University of California at Berkeley.
The sincere sympathy of the whole
student body is extended to Dr. and
Mrs. McKechnie in their great loss.
Requirements for registration In the
Faculty of Medicine at thc University
uf Toronto are outlined In the following letter received by Dean Buchanan.
The Information should be of particular Interest to pre-med students at
this University.
Dr. Daniel Buchanan,
Dean, Faculty of Arts and Science.
University  of   British   Columbia,
I Vancouver, B. C.
I Dear Dr. Buchanan
I    The experience of the University of
| Toronto with students who have
been admitted to advanced standing
in the the Faculty of Medicine, or
who have entered the first year
thereof from the Western Provinces,
has been eminently satisfactory. Not
only have some of the most outstanding students at graduation come
from the West, but the average records of these admitted "ad eundem
statum"  has been relatively high.
We   know   that   the   University   of
Biitish  Columbia  is  just  as  anxious
to maintain this high standard among
*
students   who   come   to   us   for   their
medical  education,  as our  University
is   to   avoid   being   embarrassed
weak   students.   For  that   reason,   we!
would   like   to  suggest  that   the   in- .Stead;
Famed Organist
Impresses Audience
On Saturday. Oct. 28 at the St. An-
j drew's-Wesley Church a large and en-
i  ] thusiastic   audience     heard   Maurice
Actors Ate Selected For The; Dupre give a recital which win never
Christmas Plays
, be forgotten by  the music-lovers of
I Vancouver.
The selection of numbers was not
the best possible for an audience who,
unused to the harmonies of the mod-
Preliminary 'casting for the Christinas plays was mad.  by  the Advisory   Board  of  thc  Playc. i'   Club   at,
try-outs  in   the   auditor.am   on  Fri-'
day   afternoon.    The   selections   fol-'ern school, were unable to fully appreciate the aesthetic valuue of the mu-
NOTICE
Then will be a meeting of Arts
"M today ot 12:10 to make the final
arrangements'for the Class Party.
NOTICE
Arts '34 class fees are now due, payable at foot of Cafeteria steps.
low. Where more than one name
appears opposite a part it means that
decision has been reserved until further try-outs.
"El Cristo" — Jose, Victor Palitti;
father, Reynolds Esler; Manuel, Herbert Barclay; Ricardo, Sam Lipson;
mother, Margaret tkkc!r "6r Vivien
Lexier; Rosalia, Betty Moscovich.
"Punch and Go"—Frust, Leslie Al-
I len or Gordon Collins; Vane. John
Conway; Professor. Thomas Burch or
Gordon Collin;;; Foreson. Georte
Francis; props, Dave Fulton; wife,
by Constance Baird, Audrey Phillips or
Katharine  Youdall;  electrics,  Gordon
Herbert, Lloyd Hobden; Or-
formation be conveyed to your stu- j pheus, Dan Quiglcy.
dents who are considering applying "Two Crooks and a Lady"-Miller,
to us for advanced standing that th. Edward J. Fox; Mrs, Simms-Vane,
standing which they obtain in these , Estelle Matheson (understudy, Elea-
earlier years is very thoroughly scru- ! nor Gibson); Lucille, Mina Uodie,
tinized in  dealing  with  their appli-  Margaret   Buchanan  or  Mollie  Eak-
cations. Our regulations governing
applications for equivalent standing
provide that "No student from a
Medical Faculty of another University will be accepted unless his certificates show that he has completed
the work and examinations in the
subjects for which the certficates are
(Please turn to Page 3)
i
Exchange Views
By Nancy Miles
Attention of all First and Second class students Is called to
the fact that Tuesday. Oct. -1st.
is the lost day for making applications for the Special Bursaries
1 ' i
I!
COMING EVENTS
TODAY-
12:25. App. Sc. 102. Dean Brock
on "Chosing an Occupation."
Noon.    Arts 106.   Track Club
meeting.
Noon.     Aggie   100.     Professor
Soward on. "Nationalism."
5:30   p.m.    Big  Block   Dinner.
Caf.
WEDNESDAY—
Noon.   Pep Meeting.  Auditorium.
3   p.m.    Frosh-Varsity   Track
Meet,
g p.m.   Varsity-Blue Ribbons.
Basketball.   Gym.
THURSDAY—
Noon. Publicity Bureau Meeting    Arts 208.
Noon.   Aggie 100.   Dick Davis
on the "Varsity Y."
Noon.    Commerce Men's Undergrad   meeting,   Third   and
1
i   -atlons for the Special Bursaries.    ! ; j Fourth Years only. j
STONE WALLS - AND IRON BARS
Jails seem to feature largely in the
exchange papers for the past few days.
The California Daily Bruin carried an
item last week which should make
the sophomores with incendiary leaning at this university appreciate their
position.
No less than forty-two students at
the California Atricultural college
spent a night in jail last week, for
raiding the Sacramento Junior College bonfire pyre.
Tho mortality rate was not high, in
fact the sum total of injuries, apart
from dignity infractions, was a broken
arm, a lacerated scalp ancl a severed
artery, variously distributed. Bill
Monahan. graduate manager of the
A.S.U.C., commented succintly in an
interview next clay. "They had a lot
oi spirit."
Apparently they did.
Another jail item occurs in the
Manitoban, when brave headlines proclaim that four students of the University of Manitoba face jail-confinement in lieu of a thirty-dollar fine
while they can't raise Their offense
was speeding, and the penalty is fourteen days in jail.
In a statement made by the offenders they announce they intend appealing to the Attorney General, "As we
believe that it is impossible for us to
servo .... on account of the great
amount of lectures we will miss."
WAR IS HELL
In an editorial in the Oregon Daily
Emerald, a statement of Syud Hos-
sain, Moslem journalist and lecturer,
is quoted, in connection with college
military training. He says; "I am
opposed to any forms of training that
regiments individuals, especially those
forms which create a dragoonish
youth."
The Toronto Varsity reports the organization of a pacifist Club.
It seems strange that all the items
which are published in the college
papers are in favor of pacifism or at
least averse to forced military training. The ardent supporters of militarism never come back in print. They
can all probably read and write, too.
SCOTS WHA* HAE
A new exchange paper is arriving
regularly at the publications office
this year. It comes all the way from
Scotland, and is published by the
Glasgow University Students Representative Council. Its name is The
Gilmorehill Globe. Ancl it sells to
the extent of two thousand copies per
edition at the price of one penny.
A grisly bit of humor is contained
in the copy for last week. It. is in an
article entitled "Should a Doctor
Tell?" It portrays a visit through the
Med. School with a med habitue,
whose monologue forms the article.
Excerpt: "This chap was a nigger. I
think. He's not all here. I don't
mean he was insane; I just mean that
there are a few parts of him missing
 That's the worst of these souvenir hunters."
ins; Miss Jones, Amy Seed.
"The Pie and the Tart"—Marion,
Ethelyne Chandler or Margaret Palmer; Gautier, Norman McDiarmid;
Winclfed, George Johnson; Leanface,
Russel Twining.
The executive of the club has also
picked a cast for "Mulenium Morning," a one-act farce to be presented
at Homecoming. Margaret Cunningham, Stu Keate, Archie Dick and
Gerald Prevost will enact this. Gordon Hilker will direct.
Exchange Students
At Four Universities
Six Canadian students are this year
studying under Exchange Scholarships, it is announced by the National Federation of Canadian University
Students. The scholarships are awarded annually by the N.F..C.U.S. with
the approval of the university authorities of Canada. The holder of an
Exchange Scholarship may study for
one year at a university other than
his "home" university without paying tuition or Student Council fees.
At the end of the scholarship year
the Exchange Scholar is required to
return to his "home" university to
complete his course.
Following are the six who were appointed for the current session:
1. Peter B. Anderson of Alberta, to
McGill; 2. Mary Macbeth of Alberta,
to Toronto; 3. E. R. Prcudhomme of
Manitoba, to Toronto; 4. Jean Hoshel
of Saskatchewan, to Toronto; S. Helen
Hamilton of Queen's, to Dalhousie; 6.
Edward Fox of Western Ontario, to
U.B.C.
At the same time six students who
had Exchange Scholarships last session are now back at their "home"
universities:
1. Fred Watkins back at Alberta
from Toronto; 2. Leo Kunelius back
at Alberta from McGill; 3. Isabel Alexander back at Toronto from Alberta; 4. Ruth Pollock back at Toronto from Alberta; 5. W. A. Alexan1
der back at Queen's from Dalhousie;
6. Arthur Weldon back at McGill
from Dalhousie.
To us, Dupre's genius would have
been   more  fully  displayed  had  he
played more Bach   Haydn, or any of
the composers of the more convention-
af school". ^V1^        "v r
The numbers most appreciated were
the Scherzo from the Midsummer
Night's Dream, played more slowly
than usual, but with perfect balance,
and the improvisation on the three
submitted themes. In the latter Dupre displayed an amazing ability to
grasp the theme and to assimilate it
so perfectly that he could compose
variation after variation without marring the essential unity and form of
the whole.—J. A. B.
Canadian Debaters
Tour Great Britain
Bates Team Here In 1934
On Tour of Canada
Two Canadian university debaters
are touring Great Britain th,js fall
under the auspices of the National
^deration of Canadian University*
Students and the national student
unions of England and Scotland.
Other tours arranged by the N.F.C.
U.S. for the current session are a
tour by » French-speaking debating
team from the University if Montreal,
and a coast-to-coast tour of Canada
by a team from Bates College, Maine.
The Canadian debaters visiting
Great Britain are George Forsey of
Mt. Allison University, New Brunswick, and A. K. Dysart Jr. of the
University of Manitoba.' In addition
to debating of the universities, Forsey and Dysart will take part in a
radio debate against an Oxford-London team. This is the second team
to be sent to Great Britain by the
N.F.C.U.S. The first, a McGill-Tor-
onto combination, went over in 1928.
A series of debates to be held in
the French language is something in
the nature of an experiment in this
country, at lca.it when the debates
take place outside of Quebec. During
the latter half of November Paul Dumas and Gerard Cournoyer of University of Montreal will engage in
such a tour under N.F.C.U.S. auspices. They will debate at the University of Ottawa, St, Boniface College (University of Manitoba), Mount
Royal College (Calgary), and the
University of Alberta.
In January ancl February of 1934
the main feature of the N.F.C.U.S.
debating program is scheduled. A
team from Bates College, Lcwiston,
Maine, will tour Canada from Halifax to Vancouver. Bates College is.
in the field of debating, probably the
most famous on the continent. Page Tw«
THE    UBYSSEY
Tuesday .October 31, 1933
cam
LTPO
MERALOMAS
MAINTAIN
MONARCHY
Students Make Plucky
Showing on Muddy
Field
Opponents Score Two
Touches On U.B.C.
Fumbles
Meralomas' grid machine pounded
out another victory at Athletic Park
last Saturday afternoon, downing the
fighting squad to win its first league
game 17-3.
Smart Football Displayed
Determined to do or die, the scrappy
students held the crack clubbers in
check throughout most of the first
half. A beautiful place kick 'by Kendall in the first quarter put U.B.C.
ahead, and from then until the last
half minute of the second quarter
neither team had the advantage of
play for very long. In that 30 seconds
Mearlomas pushed over a touchdown
which was converted, and crossed
thair opponents' line once in each of
the two remaining periods.
Despite the sodden field and steady
downpour of rain both teams displayed an exciting brand of football,
and if it had not been for two major
fumbles the score would have been
written in single figures.
Varsity Takes Lead
With the game about five minutes
old, Kendall, smart Varsity backfield
man, scored a pretty place-kick from
13 yards out, to put the students ahead
3-0.
For the next five minutes play was
even, with Kendall and Ellis engaging in a booting battle. The Meraloma
backs appeared overconfident in this
quarter, while the -tydents kept on
their toes and made use of every
break.
The Kitsilano boys scored their
first  point  of  the  game  when  they
Varsity Meet
Blue Ribbons      j
Tomorrow j
blocked   Kendall's   kick   behind   the4«ed high on the coast thus the Edmon-
line.   For the rest of the period both
Varsity's Senior A Basketball
team will play their return engagement with Ernie Cook's
Blue Ribbons of Victoria Wednesday evening in the U. B. C.
gym. it is announced.
In the first encounter, when
the Blue and Gold squad traveled over to the capital city,
skipper Osborne led his band to
a 21-18 victory. Blue Ribbons
nave more or less hit their stride
since then, it is reported, and
promise to put up a stiff struggle in support of their reputa-
I tion as champions of the Dom-
1 inion of Canada, a title they
I earned last spring after nosing
I out U. B. C. in the provincial
j finals.
Alberta
Play Here
Next Week
The University of Alberta Canadian
Rugby squad are definitely coming
to Vancouver to play a series with
Varsity for possession of the Hardy
trophy emblematic of the senior intercollegiate rugby championship.
The first game of the series will take
place on Thursday, November the 9th
under the lights. The second, Saturday afternoon, November 11th. Both
games will be played at Athletic
Park.
The U. of A. team will be at a disadvantage during the first game as
they have as yet never played at
night. However according to their recent showing against the Calgary Alt-
omahs they should not experience any
difficulty in providing an exciting
game.
The students from Edmonton have
just completed a series for the Alberta provincial championship, with
the Altomah Tigers. Although they
were defeated the rah rah boys gave
the Tigers a run for their money.
.^ince the Alberta champions have up
to now always defeated the B, C.
representatives. Alberta teams are rat-
"Sour Grapes" Say
Frosh To Men
OF McTavish
teams resorted to long punts, neither
being able to make decisive gains
through the line, and play ended in
mid-field.
Ellis Runs Forty Yards
Keillor and Barker decided to get
tough early in the second quarter
and were sent off the field for 10 and
5 minutes respectively for rough play.
Tush kicked for Varsity on the next
play and Meralomas secured on their
own 41-yard line.
From here the Kitsies proceeded to
make three first downs. Oakenfull
went through the line for 9 yards and
Ferris made yards on the next play.
Two more plays secured another first
down, and a single line play broke
through a feeble Varsity defence to
place the ball on U.B.C. 10-yard line.
A Meraloma fumble gave the Blue
and Gold possession on their o\j(n
10-yard line. Rush relieved with 'a
long kick and play ranged inside the
19-yard lines until Ellis made a spectacular 40-yard run to give Meralomas possession on the U.B.C. 3-yard
market. With 30 seconds*left to play
Cameron scored through the line on
;he next play and Ellis converted to
end the scoring in the first half, and
ijive the Orange and Black team a 7-3
lead.
Fumble Leads To Touch
Th'.'   third   quarter   saw   Meralomas
':.- the aerial route for tbe first  time.
ICtli.s  completing two  out   of   I line  al-
'uilipt '.  both to (' aileron.    The Club-
bers  were forcinx  Ihe play and  halfway ihrouuh tlie period made yards to
■j-o   to   the   U.B.C.    !><-ye!d    liu-.     On
the second play nolle;  Mclnlyro  fumbled   ihe  *.'et   ball   on
s)dv   kick,   and   I-ilov
Meralomas   on   'lie   ."i-yerc
icorod on die next   play  t
score   12-3.     Tlie   touch    '
verted.
Tlie students missed a •■
porUmity a few minute*
the\ had blocked a kick
possession on their opponent.",' H-yanl
line, when they lo*it possession on the
first play by a fumble Cameron
kicked to ease the Kitsies. and play
(or the quarter ended with Virsily ia
possession on Meralomas' 23-yard line.
More Fumbles In S'lnal Quarter
Forward passes ancl fumbles just
about steed up the f.inal quarter. For
ten minutes or more both teams
fumbled the ball in crucial moments,
and when not fumbling were attempt-
ton squad should be able to cope sue
cessfully   with   the   Blue   and   Gold
team.
To stimulate ticket sales the Canadian rugby club has thought of a new
and novel ticket selling competition.
Any organization on the campus may
enter. The club or society that sells
the most tickets gets a large cash
award. Also all organizations will re-
ce;ve a five per cent cut of the money
received for the tickets it sells. Any
group wishing to enter should see Jack
Turvey.
Intermediate
Ruggers Lose
Varsity second English rugby squad
lost a hard fought game 6-0 to Nanaimo on Saturday.
It was the only second division
game played on Saturday due te
poor playing conditions. Varsity, depending on speed to garner points,
were hampered by the soggy condition of the field. Nanaimo showed
their soccer training when they dribbled the ball for long gains through
the Varsity pack.
Neither three quarter line showed
to advantage. The Varsity throws
found difficulty in handling the slippery ball losiu" many opportunities
for a  run.
The opening score came from a
', rum iimi' the Varsity line, win n a
Nmai'ao piaytr pii'kod up a h/ose
hall and went ocer. In tlve .second
•half Varsity were penalized rear
their own line raid Nanaimo placi*-
kick   to  yain   tluii)   remaining   point.-,
Wednesday, Nov. 1, at 3:30 is the
time set for the defeat of the Frosh
in all manner of track sports, according to the Track Club, who are still
smarting from the mow handed them
by the Frosh on Oct. 11. They assert
that it was a fluke of the worst kind,
and with suitable weather, records
should be broken right and left.
With the versatile Haddon Agnew
back in shape and fully recovered
from the effects of his bad leg, the
Frosh had better watch out. He will
give Hardley (Frosh) a run for his
money in the 280 yds. low hurdles,
McCammon with his disdus, and shot
put wu. probably fall to Agnew's
prowess also . He will also turn out
for dear old Aima Mammy in the
high jump and pole vault.
The women of this fair University,
whose Track Club was disbanded by
the W.A.A. on account of lack of interest, are in the throes of-agitation
again, and. actually intend entering
some competitors i.i this forthcoming
sprawl, pending assent by the Student's Council. It appears that some
twenty women have asked for representation.
The Frosh, with McCammon ln the
throwing events, Martin in the broad
and high jumps, and Jack Harvey in
the hurdles say "sour grapes'" to
their Upperclassmen. With their win
of the Uth to their credit .they feel
confident of adding another victory
to their "list."
Following is the program:
Time Event Former Rec.
3:15   120 yd. high hurdle-16 2 5 sees.'
3:20   100 yds. men—10 15 sees.
3:25   100 yds. women—12 15 sees.
3:30   880 yds.—2 min., 3 35 sees.
3:35   shot put—38 ft., 2 in.
3:40   220 yd. low hurdles—27 4 5 sees.
3:45   220 yds.—23 1|5 sees.
3:55   440 relay, women—
3:55   Discus—124  ft.,  8  in.
4:00   Mile—4 min.. 40 sees.
,4:05   Broad Jump—22 ft.. 11'. in.
4:10   Pole Vault-11 ft.. 6V. in.
4:15   440  yds.—51  sees. *
4:20   Javelin—154 ft..  10  in.
4:25   3 Mile—16 min., 11 4j5 sees.
4:30   Broad Jump (worn.)—14 ft. 9*in.
4:35   Hammer TVow—119 ft., 6 in.
4:40   Men's 880 Relay—1 min. 35 4 5 s.
4:45   High Jump—5 ft., 9.4 in.
We have received news that the
University of Washington Frosh will
not be able to meet us this year, as
their atudent Council forbids any intercollegiate track meets in the fall
term. Bfforts were made to avoid
that ruling but all negotiations failed.
Everybody should come out on
Wednesday and see those Frosh submerged in the watery stretches of the
field.
".hraloma  on-
recovered    for
e'i'd   line,   and
y   lo  make  the
li    v.a,    uiU'on-
alendid op-
later  after
and  gained
int." forward passes. With only a few
minute* left. Varsity came to life, and
Mclntyre brmitfht the crowd to their
feet with a roar as he broke away I'm'
l?t yards' on an end run. The next
metwutif Erie Camerwi, Meraloma
backfield ace had tlie crowd in a
I'ri i/y when he broke through the
\ er .'.ity line and intercepted a lateral
; as*' on his own 3;">-yiird line, from
whence he "did a Percy Williams" to
the U.B.C. line, passim? the ball to
Pete Wilson who wen! over from the
K-yard  line.
The touch was not converted and
the final score remained at 17-3. It
was a tough break for the Blue ancl
Gold squad from which they had no
time to recover. The only other interesting thing was Findlay getting
the seat of his niee white knickers wet
and black.
Seventeen.
Now when a basketball player who
happens to lie a guard in the best
league in n city the size of Vancouver lakes that many shots at the
rim and only sinks one, that's the
hch'ht of something of other.
Ae<i! wl'-*l.'s the atisWMr'.' B •'.> Osborne in my opUiion is one of the
Kies' ].layers in the city today. His
shootim; b. weak, but who can 140 out
there and play forty mhwstes straight
.11 one of the fastest games in the
world and then have enou;;h left 10 be
U.B.C. RUGGERS
DEFEATED BY
ALL-BLACKS
North   Sh«re    Team
Displays Brilliance
To Win U-+
Varsity Scrum Hopelessly Outclassed
Against   League
After holding thc North Shore All-
Blacks scoreless for the first half, a
stubborn Varsity English Rugby
squad took a 16-0 trimming on Saturday at Confederation Park.
Thus the North Shore aggregation
continued their winning streak by
overcoming the team that was thought
to be its toughest opposition.
A sloppy field and a heavy slippery
ball made accurate kicking and handling difficult. Under such conditions
the All-Blacks displayed a brand of
rugby that was nothing less than
brilliant. With their scrum working
with the precision of a machine the
threes were quick to take advantage
of every opportunity, time and time
again breaking away on long runs.
The Varsity threes were'nt given a
chance. The scrum heeled the ball
no more than a mere half-dozen
times during the entire match, and
sonsequently the backfield were
forced to play a defensive game
throughout.
At the kick-off All-Blacks rushed
the play into the student area. Fur
ten minutes th.y tried to cross th
line but lacked the necessary punch
to break through the deadly tackling of their opponents. Varsity finally relieved the situation with a series of kicks to the touch line.
One of the thrills of the game
came when Dav. Pugh picked up a
loose ball and dummied his way
through on the wing. He was brought
down right on the N. Van line and
Varsity were awarded a penalty for
high tackling. Mitchell made a fine
effort to score, the ball falling short
by inches.
The North Shore team" were right
back ancl penned the students in
their own twenty-five. From this
point to the end of the half the All-
Blacks made repeated attacks to cross
the line but were unsuccessful. Leggat, Morris and Brand relieved with
fine kicks but shortly ffter Varsity
were forced to touch down behind
their line to prevent, a scdre.
Just before the whistle blew. Carey tried a penalty Kick for oftsute,
but the kick barely left the ground
The second 'ialf had no sooner
started when Dyer snared a blpcked
ball, kicked by Dalton. to go over
for the first score. Carey converted
to make the score 5-0 in favor of the
Black-Shirts. Shortly after Kinni-
mont secured a pass and ran forty
yards for a touch.
Later Roxborough made an opening for the throes and McVeety ran
thirty-five yafds for a try.
The Blacks continued to apply
pressure. Near the end Kinnimont
and McVcety broke away from centre down the wing with the play
yoing to Kinnimont to McVcety then
back tio i\innimont vvho went over.
Norminpton kicked the difficult convert   to  make  ib» l(i-0.
For the All-Black*; Carey at half
and Roxborough at five-oitjhts played
I'^rt'culai'ly hrndv canres. They were
ably supported h\ Kinnimont, Mercer, and Dyer who played up to
their usual stellar form.
:F
Blue Saturday!    j j
iconnf wonrler
nud  I've
(00.
got
The aivuvcr Is none
another reply for you,
Bob Osborne is so Hood that there
is nobody under Couch Allen's wins
right now vvho can substitute for him.
Hay haii worked im well with him.
Bettir in fact than I expected. But
Frank with anyone else in that bunch
wouldn't be so effective. Hay isn't a
Fi Campbell, who was as good as Tony
is now.
But I'm net going any farther in
mv conclusions after seeing that encounter with Tanny Butler's squad
Saturday night. Those of you who
saw that game can do your own reminiscing. We know the score, but
we're  not  going  to  promote  any
Saturday, October 28th, will
go down in this season's sport
history as "Blue Saturday." Six
Varsity teams took the field,
and of the six, not one was able
to turn in a win for Alma
Mater.
Perhaps the most disappointing defeat was the 16-0 trimming handed the English Ruggers by the all-conquering
North Shore All-Blacks. A close
second was the 25-26 loss of the
basketballers, especially as it
was the Adanacs who humbled
the hoopmen,
Not so surprising, but no less
disappointing was the 17-3 victory of Meralomas over the
Canadian Gridders. A heartbreaking 1-0 win for Maccabees
over the Soccer eleven rounded
out the list of Senior losses.
The two second string squads
playing were no more successful
than the major teams. TV Second Division ruggers were
trimmed 6-0 by Nanalmo while
a 5-0 shellacking was the lot
of the Junior soccer eleven In
their game with North Shore
Juniors.
Maccabees
Nose Out
Soccermen
By BILL CREAMER
Fielding a team that is bound to
go places this year in Senior Soccer.
Varsity was unfortunate to lose its
game against Maccabees at Kerrisdale Park on Saturday last by a 1-0
score.
Tlie field was in sloppy condition
and neither team could really get
going in thc initial .stanza. Varsity
had a slight edge on the run of the
play, but their efforts were frustrated
by the fine work of the opposing
backs, and the elongated custodian.
Play speeded up greatly in the second half. The players had by this
time become accustomed to the wet
conditions and both teams displayed
nice combination. Despite the fact
that Varsity definitely dominated the
play, Maccabees went ahead when
on one of their comparatively infrequent raids their right-winger put in
a curving shot from about 20 yards
out which Greenwood allowed to
glance off his hands into the net.
From the kick-off Varsity swarmed
into Maccabeeian territory but sizzling shots from McDougal and Martin were spectacularly saved by the
defending custodian. The Students
pressed hard till the end of the game,
and only breaks prevented them
from registering a tally.
Fo. Maccabees the goal-tender and
the right bac* played finely at all
times, while the Students were best
by McGMl. Todd, McDougall, and
Wolfe.
Varsity's team: Greenwood; McGill,
Waugh; Stewart, Wolfe, Louie; Costain, Kozoolin, Martin, McDougal,
Todd.
!       SPORT RESULTS
SWIMMING CLUB
NOTICE
Tickets to tlve Crystal Pool will be
'■ ild in the Quad box-office from l'l-l
uvery   Tuesday.
uiitagunisins.   An«l you can take that
any way you like.
Well anyhi vv Ihere was a good tni'n-
1'iif. Koep up the good work and
spread it arofflnd that the gym in Point
Grey has the best visibility and atmosphere of any squared court in the
town. And in spite of the backless
benches (you could drive a team of
horses along 'em girls*, the only
jarring things on the floor were Adanacs' horrible yellow and purple outfits.
Patronize  Your  Advertisers
English  Rugby-
Seniors 0; N. Van. All Blacks
16.
Second Division 0; Nanaimo 6.
Canadian Rugby-
Varsity 3;  Meralomas  17.
Basketball—
Vacuity 25; Adanacs 26.
Soccer—
Var.-:ity tc   Maccabeus  1.
I.
H-ckoy (same Cancelled
ADANACS
REVERSE
DECISION
Varsity Slow to Start;
Fail to Overtake
Adanacs
Henderson,   Mayers,
McDonald, Wright,
Shine
The Adanacs nave retaliated for the
defeat handed to them on Wednesday night last. They succeeded after
a terrific battle, in downing the Varsity squad with u score of _t-25.
The Saturday night gam* wu a
much faster and more Interesting
game than the previous one. After
the starting whistle blew both teams
began to tear around the floor like
mad, but nothing happened for a
few minutes till Mayers opened the
scoring on a foul shot. He managed
to score another point in the same
way a few minutes later and then
roily polly D'Easum opened up to
sink two nice long shots in a row.
Henderson opened the scoring for the
students with a foul shot, but the
Adanacs had a 10 point lead before
the U.B.C. squad tallied with a neld
basket. That started them, but they
were not able to pull out of the hole
and the half ended with the visitors
in the lead 16-10.
The second period started off more
slowly but gathered speed as time
went on. The Blue and Oold boys
were holding their own and even
challenging the Adanacs' lead but
they seemed to be scared. Every
member of the team began to shoot
long shots and as sometimes happens,
the ball refused to go in. The shots
were so close so many times that the
spectators became wildly excited, but
not much more so than the players.
The battle raged back and forth from
one end of the floor to the other but
the Adanacs managed to hold a one
point lead till the final whistle
shrilled.
Lanky Ralph Henderson played a
good game of ball and shared honors
with Bob McDonald for high score.
Three newcomers to the squad, Wiiloughby, McDonald and Henderson,
work well together. All three are
fast and they work the ball consistently up into the enemy territory.
The students did not intercept passes
in their usual style and the veteran
Adanac, Ted McEwen, secured most
of the rebounds under both baskets.
Varsity — Bardsley, Nicholson (4),
McDonald (6), Wiiloughby (3).
Wright, Henderson (6), Pringle, Hay.
(4), Osborne (2), Douglas—25.
Adanacs—Mayers (7), McEwen (1).
Finnerty (4). Wright (5), Matthison
(3), Matheson (2), D'Easum (4), Joseph, Davies, Kellington.—26.
Hockey Club
Hold Meeting
—        4
The annual business meeting of the
Men's Grass Hockey Club was bald
on Monday, methods of raising money to meet league expenses bein;
discussed.
All members of the club are requested to be present at tomorrow's
jjractice. This applies especially to
the  second   team.
'lJ'*M,
■m
ms
9*L~
I     Tha    U.B.C.    Crass     Hockey     y.mir
i'.-.dh   the   East   Indinn   Athleli"   Club.
at   Co.inautdi.l   Pid;   en   Saturday  w.is :
can.'HI "I   owim;   10   tht,'   stale  «t   tin'
s'.round. * i
FPfefa#^
SCHEDULE FOR INTERCLASS SOCCER
To Nov. 10
Aggies vs Sc. d'!5 Wed. Nov. 1 1 noon»
Arts '.'15 vs Arts '36 Fid. Nov. 3 tnoon>
Arts '3-1 vs Ed. Mon. Nov, 6 <uoon>
Sc. '34 vs Sc. '36 Wed. Nov. 8 (noon>
Sc. '37 vs Aggies Fti. Nov. 10 <noon>
All athletic reps are reminded that
noon games start promptly at 12:10
rain or shine, and that two defaults
means expulsion from the league.
C. E. Denne,
Interclass Soccer Mgr.
J**
YOUR
thaw
ION
SERVICE
should be on a
solid roadbed
B.C.ELECTRK: RAILWAY CO. Tuesday, October 31, 1933
THE    UBYSSEY
Page Three
"I molecule ever want me to be."   "Don't bacilli!"
FANNY   \  w
FRESHETTES
DIARY
Well I must be getting to be a regular sunflower on account of nobody
asked me to the tea dance on Saturday, me hoping somebody would, so
I went to the game by myself, not going with another girl because they
are sometimes very awkward to have
with you, especially with freckles and
glasses which nobody will ask and
then nobody can ask you, no matter
how attractive, if you know how I
mean. I nearly wore out my face smiling at everybody but as I sajd before
nobody came across, and walked home
on account of not thinking of a car
ticket, and played solitaire, which I
always think is a very appropriate
game, at times. ,
We had a pep meeting on Friday,
and having forgot my lunch got in
early and sat way down at the front.
Having a nice new coat and getting
up half way through to give everybody a treat while I took it off,
everyone yelling "Sit down!" made me
feel sort of squashed, but enjoyed
the programme, except for two men
talking about bathtubs, not very nice.
I don't think, there being people of
both genders there. One boy sang an
opera about Mr. Day and Mr. Sedgewick and some prune called Betty,
in that Uttle nook in the caf, which
I never would choose for myself to get
engaged in, the table being cracked
and usually being some pinhead in
there anyway, studying or drinking
milk.
IF THE CAP
FITS
What Sap got all steamed up when
he heard that "Capflts" had been officially banned from the Ubyssey?
• • •
What important figure in basketball and Chi 0 got bounced out of
c-llent host to his brethren Saturday
what was he doing with what Alpha
Delt when the bouncer arrived?
• « »
What fraternity man proved an excellent host to his brethern Saturday
night when he included black bread,
weiner-schnitzel, and pretzels in his
menu?
• •   •
Who is getting worked into a fluff
at the thought of La Quinan appearing on the campus?
• •   »
And who was the Prominent Players' Club member to whom Texas
said in parting "Come up and see
me—anytime?"
• •   •
What were the ten song hits of last
week? And which was the most
popular?   "Capfits"  will  tell  you  —
"The Talk of the Town."
• •   •
What economics professor claims
he's never had a blowout in fifteen
And did you know there is a pap
meeting tomorrow? We insert that
in "Capflts" knowing that it will be
read by more people!
*.__.._.._.,
n it, a-vM--->••*
MUCKATORIAL
Class and Club
PRE-MED REQUIREMENTS
FOR   TORONTO   ISSUED
(Continued from Page 1)
with these applications in a manner
similar to that which we adopt towards our own students in their earlier years. If one of them has examination record with failures and conditions indicating that he is without
doubt a weak student, he is either
strongly advised to withdraw from
the course, or, in extremely bad
cases, actually refused permission to
proceed. Our policy is based in what
we feel to be the wisest procedure
in the interests of the student.
In view of the fact that the University of Toronto has found it necessary this year to refuse a number
of applications from students from
other Universities for advanced
.standing. I am instructed to explain
to you how these cases have been
dealt with and the reasons for not
accepting certain applications, in order that you may fully understand
he   difficult   position   in   which  this
LITERARY FORUM
At a meeting of the Literary Forum
on Thursday, Dr. Mawdsley, Ph.D.,
addressed an attentive audience on
the subject of the Huntingdon Library in California where she spent
considerable time in study. She
traced the growth of the library from
th- purchase of the first complete
collection of books to the construc-
, tion of the buildings, and gave a
brief description of the library organ-
| ization, and care of the books.    The
j library, second only to the British
Museum,  was   entirely   compounded
! by the efforts and wealth of a single
This week's prize-winning poem, "The Germ of an Idea,"
we are pleased to announce, shows great literary style, found
but infrequently on the Muck Page. We regret to state, however, that we will be unable to furnish the usual prize of two
free crackers, as the four cents postage due completely exhausted the prize treasury. May we also mention that while
we value each and every contribution highly, our gratitude
alone must suffice, as our appreciation can hardly be expected
to amount to four cents in cash. Contributors, therefore, who
wish to remain anonymous by mailing their contributions, will
greatly oblige the editor by taking pains to remember the post
age stamp.
THE GERM OF AN IDEA, OR THE IDEA OF A GERM
Though I'm quite a little fellow, I am seldom very idle,
But most of my activities are purely germicidal,
For I'm simply an amoeba, one, who strives to bridge the chasm
That exists between the human and a bit of protoplasm.
Just a little bit of jelly seen through oil immersion lenses
But the horrid names you call me are most hurtful to my senses.
It seems you put me in a class described as unicellar
Which makes one feel a silly ass, it irritates a fellar.
He feels a lack of privacy for its really not heroic,
All this poking in of noses into regions protozoic;
And so you scientific gents with your "isms" and your "ologies,"
I hope you'll get my point of view and tender your apologies,
And I trust that in the future when referring to us germs
That you kindly will endeavor just to modify your terms.
—A. Moeba.
man, who himself knew little about
books, and whose work is little appreciated by the average student.
CHEMISTRY SOCIETY
A closed meeting of the Chemistry
Society will be held at the home of
Mr. Reid Fordyce, 4656 Langara St.,
on Wednesday, Nov. 1, at 8 o'clock.
Papers will be given by Jack Fisher, Cliff Idyll, and Isobel Lauder.
University is placed and in order that
your students may be forewarned and
thus put forth their best efforts to
obtain a high standing in the courses
in the University from which they
are  coming.
The authorities of the University of
Toronto are confronted with a serious
problem of .xcessive numbers in the
Faculty of Medicine. In these cir-
rumstances limitation of the number of students admitted in any year
in the medical course may have to be
resorted to.
Yours faithfully,
G. Stanley Ryerson,
University of Toronto,
Faculty of Medicine.
Assistant Dean and Secretary.
VOON HOUR TALKS ON CHOOSING
AN OCCUPATION
A series of talks on this subject
are being given weekly. The opening talks ar. given by Dean Brock
and deal with the topic in a general
way. These are followed by talks intended primarily for Freshmen to enable them to decide intelligently upon the question whether to enter
Applied Science or not. Then talks
are given by various members of the
Faculty and outside profesional men,
that are intended to give an idea
of the life and work in individual
professions and the special qualities
necessary for success in it.
The purpose of the series is to assist the student in ma-ing an intelligent selection of a career, one suited to his tastes and aptitudes, and
of a course suitable for the career in
view.  All students are welcome.
Date: Tuesday, Oct, 31.
Time:  12:25 noon.
Place:  Room 102, App. Sc.
Speaker:   Dean  Brock.
YOU   TOO   CAN   RAISE   A   FAMILY
Rugby Pep Meeting
Greeted With Cheers
Hilarity reigned at the lively pep
meeting held on Friday noon by the
Canadian Rugby Club. "Home Sweet
Home" and 'O Canada" opened the
meeting. Members of the Home Gas
Entertainers were then introduced,
and the program got off to a fine
start with "Highways are Happy
Ways" with Frank Anders vocalizing.
This was followed by Harold King's
"Hail U.B.C.," rendered by the orchestra with plenty of vocal assistance
from the audience Sonny Richardson then gave a violin solo, "Caprice
Vienois."
A spirited lesson in bathtub salesmanship foUowed, with Calvin Winter
taking the part of a high-pressure
salesman representing the Klinck
Portable Bathtub Co., and Frank Anders tnat of a coquettish housewife.
Haro._ King was the next artist,
giving a trumpet solo, "When Irish
Eyes are Smiling." Following this,
Frank Anders again mounted the
platform to make announcements regarding the Varsity-Meraloma game
and th. Gamma Phi Beta tea-dance
on Saturday.
An enthusiastic ovation greeted the
next number, wnich was the presentation by Jack Emerson of an "opera"
which he had himself composed. The
author of this masterpiece played his
own musical score ancl also sang the
parts of the heroine ("Betty, the
fairy princess"), the hero, (J. Friend
Day) and thc villain (Dr. Sedgewick ).
The las' numb.!' was ;(■ .ntcrtain-
:''", burlesque of "The Shooting o.
r)' 'i M'Giw." |', ..scnted )*' tlv en-
.. a otvlu'-tiM i.nd Frank Antlers.
'ids was r.'i.'eiwd with enthusiasm
li.v the audi' nc.■ awl the meeting
broke  ill1  in  a  'dit   «f  lauphtcv
.\'<> matter how hard worked yon arc you too can raise a fine family at home in your spare time with the
aid i f Gvpso the marvelous new soap. See what poppa Mercer has clone! How neat, and clean his family of
houneim boys look! Poppa Mercer, holding the ostrich i;;... has washed his own swagger suit for three years in
(_> p**> and it is still as bright ancl smart as ever.
Tht   triplets on  the left in the  front row have had their pontics washed in Cfrpso five times, and the twins,
of which there are a pair and a half on the right are so neat and clean that you would never guess that they
had been playing in the stadium all clay. Granma Yeo in the back row says, "I've washed my scanties in Gypso
twelve times and they still retain their freshness,"
Note the short sleeves on the boys in the back row caused by an infe.ior soap sold to poppa Mercer by a
travelling saleswoman.      Use Gypso and you can't go wrong!
Poppy Day Announced
Also W.U.S. Dance
ida'r. uf tlv Wi,men's Under;!radu-
i.iiv Society iv^irding Poppy Day
I ■.'.■(.re aunoiuu'ud Wednesday noon by
laleaimt' Walker. Poppies are to b<?
'.old at the Univcr.sily between t'ti
jand two o'clock on Friday, Nov. '.I,
' one day liefore they are to be sold
downtown.
Miss 'Walker  al.'-o  said   that  women
students foand smoking on the camp-
I us will be reported and penalized.
I    An    announcement    concerning    a
tea-dance to be held by the Women's
Undergraduate  Society  on  Saturday,
Nov.  11,  at the  Peter Pan  Ballroom,
was also made.   Men and women stu-
i dents alike must go stag to this tea-
dance,  which  is held during Homecoming week-end.
What People Are
Saying
Drummond: I'm a very shrewd fellow.
• •   *
Bspcrance Blanchard: "Gee! I've
had a crush on Harold King since I
was about ten years old."
• •   •
Paul Kozoolin: Boy, wouldn't Michio
Ito make a swell soccer player!
• •   «
Mae Yfeat: "I climbed the ladder
wrong by wrong."
• •   •
Dr. Sage (discussing Anglo-Saxon
gov't): "The 'cotter1 was, of course,
an institution who had a Saturday
night"
The Library
Grass and a lily pond, stairs and a
door,
Sign  labelled  "Silence"   and  twenty
steps more,
Ceiling a mile high, and black and
white squares,
Silence and whispers and scraping of
chairs,
Twenty-ton tables, placed row upon
row,
Air blowers howling from regions below.
Kiddies' Column
Litany CofronerJ
Hallowe'en ia
Such fun!
Finding
Your fence
On
The roof,
Your garbage
In
The living-room,
Handing out
Peanut*
To little boya
Who reply
With firecracker.
Or
Stink bombs
Thrown in
Your face.
Such nice
Little boys.
Dear Children:
I hope you all have a very niee
time on Hallowe'en, but do try to remember that there are limit* to a
good time, and while it is good clean
fun to break windows be careful not
to set fire to any buildings that are
not insured, and though it is great
sport to run over old men and babies
in your motor car, Auntie will knock
your blocks off if you nut ovtr
Auntie. If you are thinking of blowing up buildings, churches and jails
should, according to Hoyle, be excluded, as the men in the jails might get
out and the dumb flatfoots would have
to catch them again. Hera Is a letter
i'rom Paul, one of my favorite nephews, who sends his picture.
HAVE YOU A DATE FOR
HALLOWE'EN?
If not. here is a helpful suggestion.
Issue invitations three weeks ahead
to your favorite gentleman friend and
to approximately twenty of his lady
friends, for a Hallowe'en party which
vou must intimate will be a wow. Give
the fortunate male your own address
and the ladies that of some sufficiently gloomy vacant house in the sticks.
When they arrive they will find the
house in darkness with a few nice
bright Hallowe'en cats which you have
thoughtfully pasted on the front door.
With these, a wax candle, and a
match, they can have a very jolly
Hallowe'en there together on the front
verandah. A hungry bulldog loosely
tied in the vicinity will probably not
demolish more than three of them,
and will provide great fun for the
rest.. Having thus provived for your
female guests, you will feel justified
in telling your male ditto that the
others have failed to arrive, and can
safely accept when he suggests that
the two of you go places.
Dear Auntie Climacks:
Hallowe'en is my eighteenth birthday, can you make any suggestions
for a party. Last year we played blind
man's bluff and bobbed for apples and
had a very jolly time, but when we
turned out the lights for a spooky
game, everybody disappeared for the
evening. Maybe bobbing for apples
was too rough. Do you think it would
be all right to play postman?
Paul Pansy.
Now isn't that a nice confidential
little letter?
Love,
Auntie Climack.s
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THE    JBYSSEY
Tuesday .October 31, 1933
$lj? Itojaanj
(Member C.I.P., P.I.P.A.)
Telephone: Point Grey 206
Issued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Board
of the Alma Mater Society of the University of British
Columbia, Vancouver, B.C.
Mail Subscriptions $2. per Year.
Campus Subscriptions $1.50 per Year.
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Norman Hacking
SENIOR EDITORS
Tuesday: Pat Kerr Friday: John Cornish
News Manager: Archie Thompson
Sport  Editor:  Christip Fletcher
Associate Editors:  Zoe Browne-Clayton, Boyd Agnew
Associate Sport  Editor:  Dick Elson
Assistant Editors: Esperance Blanchard, Murray Hunter.
Assistant Sport Editors: Don Macdonald. Howard Jones.
Literary  Editor:  Arthur Mayse
Feature Editor: Darrel Gomery
Exchange  Editor:   Nancy   Miles
Office Assistant: Janet Higginbotham
Reportorial Staff
General:  Gerald Prevost,  Vivien  Lexier, Ted Madeley,
Constance Baird, Jack MocDermot, Allan Morley, Helen
Taylor,   Warren  James,   Viola   Ringle.   Harold  Jeffery,
Donna Lucas, Jim Findlay, Ronald Dodds, Allan Baker.
Margaret Eeker, Doris McDiarmid, Fieth Edmonds.
Sport: Morley Fox, Clarence Idyll, Ronald Allen, John
Logan, Jack Dick (Grass Hockey), Doug. Manley.
Advertising Manager: Don McTavish _
Circulation Manager: W. E. Simpson
Circulation Staff:  W. Tomkinson,  D. Jewett, P. Mills
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1933
THE POLLS CLOSE
About one-fourth of the stUdent body took
the time and the trouble to indicate their preference in the Ubyssey straw vote. Although the
results might not be called conclusive they
give fairly good evidence of the trend of student political thought.
We do not believe, however, that the proportions are altogether correct. They serve
only as the indication of the choice of some
three hundred students. It must not be forgotten that there were about twelve hundred who
were not enough interested to vote. The small
proportion of Sciencemen voting was particularly noticeable.
Another interesting factor was the distribution of votes between the Men's Common Room
and Auditorium. In the Common Room the
Independents were swamped by the C.C.F.
while the Independent vote was surprisingly
strong in the Auditorium. The Liberals, however, led by a large margin in all the polls.
CRY HAVOC!
Mr. Butterfield honors the Ubyssey by quoting the opinions of "the earnest boys and girls"
on pacifism. There is some truth in what he
has to say about the subversive influences that
mould opinion immediately war is declared.
However all university students are not as
weak-minded as he would have his readers
believe. As the realization of the foul realities
of war grows upon the youth of the land their
strength to resist the siren call of the propagandists increases.
All those who are really interested in the
truth about this "war game" are advised to
read the recent book by Beverley Nichols entitled "Cry Havoc!" Let us quote a passage.
"Life is not worth living under this shadow of war. The Spring is poisoned, the Summer is made a mockery, the Winter is a dark
time of threatening winds and haunting dreads.
All that is gay and lovely in life is tained. How
can a man think, let alone dream, in this shadow which broods over human life like a monstrous phantom."
If war ever comes again, youth will protest with authority, not as a "still small voice."
It is our right to refuse to make the "unholy
sacrifice."
GREETINGS AND FELICITATIONS
Once again we are only too glad to extend
our thanks to a guest orchestra. The entertainment provided at last Friday's Pep Meeting, by the Ex-Varsity Orchestra, was consistently interesting. The program was suffix
ciently varied to appeal to all who heard it.
We especially commend the interest shown in
the presentation, as the visiting orchestra was
conceived r,nd fostered by the University.
It is an encouraging sign that the high
calibre of some of the music was appreciated
by the audience. We would especially like to
congratulate Mr. Richardson on his rendition
of "Caprice Viennois." It is only rarely that
classical music makes its appearance at Pep
Meetings, and we assure Mr. Richardson, and
the whole orchestra, that the University enjoyed the noon hour concert, and would like
a repetition of it in the near future.
HELP!
The Women's Athletic Association is trying
desperately to cope with non-support. Attendants at the last meeting straggled in at about
a quarter to one, and left a few minutes later.
It is to be regretted that such little interest is
taken in women's athletics by the women on
the campus. It has not perhaps been made
sufficiently clear to co-eds entering the University, that at least one sport is essential, in
a well-rounded education.   Sports on the cam-
APES AND IVORY
By Arthur Mayse
A RAT IN THE NETTLES
(Tsa-al, a Haida chief of the North Island,
tells the story)
Now that we're north of The Cape, you can
untie his hands. I've got a use for him up in
Haidaland, and I don't want him to die on
the way. Only if you see him reaching for
the little cedar box amidships there by the
heads, knife him. Southland magic is strong
stuff, and if he once gets his fingers on that
box, we might as well jump overside to the
dogfish.
I learned a lot about Southland magic while
I was a slave at Cowichan.
Considering that I'd accounted for a good
many of his people on one raid or another, my
master treated me very decently. You'd laugh
at me if I tried to pronounce his name; Fisher-
by-night it means in our language. He was
rich as these southerners go, with several
canoes, plenty of gear both for fishing and
war, and three quite passable wives.
Rich, and just a little conceited; he liked to
hear himself talk, and he wasn't always careful as to what he said. Now in the south you
can say just about what you please even to a
tyee, but when you're dealing with a shaman,
it's best to speak him soft and fair.
This old crow here had just come down
from the hills, where it seems he went every
so often to renew his magic. He came down
thin and shaggy, so that he made one think of
a dead man walking; but his eyes were hard
and bright as the sea-agates we pick up on
the beaches of the North Island.
"Look on me," he cried, "and be afraid ! I
have seen the white grouse that only a shaman
may see. I have been far up where the trees
grow small and the stars are close. Be afraid
now, for there is no stronger shaman than I
who walk among you."
The people shrank back and gave him room.
Not so Fisher-by-night, however: short-tempered he was, you see, and forever running
headlong into trouble.
"My child was sick," he said, "and you
could not cure him. While you were sleeping
in the hills came the shaman from Koksilah
with a cure. So I look on you, and am not
afraid."
No word from the shaman of Cowichan.
But that night he stalked into the rancherie,
thin and tall in the shadows. He shook his
rattle in one hand, while the little demons inside it talked softly. In the other hand he held
the cedar box, the one here in the canoe with
us.
He set the box between his feet and stood,
eyes on Fisher-by-night, muttering to himself,
over and over the same: "Soul," he whispered,
"soul, come out and into my box !"
My master sat as one in a trance, unstir-
ring. Sweat stood out on his forhead, and his
gaze was on the box of cedar between the shaman's feet. Then the rattling stopped and the
muttering stopped, and in the hush that followed we heard a faint scratching, as of some
small, prisoned animal.
It came from the box !
The shaman whirled cackling into the dark.
Fisher-by-night sat very still, and the women
lifted their voices in a wail.
There was a rat in the nettles outside the
rancherie the next morning. A big rat, bending the nettle-stalks this way and that as it
scurried about. It must have been either sick
or crazy, or it would certainly have run away
when the children came up from the beach.
The shaman came, too, with the box, empty
now, under his arm.
"See," he called. "Oh, the large rat! Who
will spear it for me ? I have a bow, a fine sea-
otter bow, for the lad that kills it."
They were after it on the instant, of course.
It was one of Fi3her-by-night's own children
who finally ran it down. He stabbed at it with
his short flounder-prod - - - and, as if this were
a signal, one high, agonized scream rang from
the dark interior of the rancherie.
Fisher-by-night was dead, quite dead, when
we reached him.
Then, before we could realize just what
had happened, the canoes swept around the
point, and the killing was on. And here am I,
a Long-Knife and a free man again, cruising
home to the north with as many heads and
slaves as anyone could wish for.
What am I going to do with the shaman ?
Use him for my new house: I'd like to see
how much his Southland magic helps him a
foundation-post is settling into the small of his
back!
Strike up the Wolf Song, bow. We've a
long pull yet to The Islands.
Correspondence   |
pus are not for the few but the many. In most
of them, esoteric knowledge is not strictly
necessary, for beginners' classes have been introduced on the campus.
We strongly urge all women at this university to attend these meetings, and make an
attempt to ally themselves with at least one
sport.
IT WONT BE LONG NOW
Editor, Ubyssey,
Dear Sir:
Recent correspondence in the Ubyssey has been so definitely, and un-
intelligently opposvd to your revelation of the real motives behind the
C.C.F. movement timt I could not
let the issue pass without voicing a
justification of your  stand.
After making a cat-..ul study of tlie
C.C.F. movement. I feci qualified to
portray the mar.h of events in coming years if the C.C. Eff.rs are elected.
A great trade will spring up between Vancouver and Nikolai-wask—
the magnificent Russian metropolis
north of Korea. Canadian exports
will include: machine-guns, bombs,
and bathtubs. Imports will consist
largely of vodka and salt.
Cossacks will patrol the streets of
our fair city, and it will be a common sight to see armoured cars transporting wicked capitalists to Little
Mountain for execution.
The Council of Nine, representing
the new government, will remove thc
provincial capital to its new palatial
site on Mount Robson—where splendid offices and marvelous mansions
will house the administration—all in
the interests of the working class.
Prominent men and women, at
present leaders of the C.C.F. will be
overthrown, and the sane, and enlightened "dictatorship of th proletariat"  will  be set up.
The only cloud on the C.C.F. horizon will be th-a possibility of another
World War—caused by the nations'
wild scramble for the Powell River
currency established by "Doc" Telford. This conilict will be averted,
Iky. vc:. ancl everyone will be happy
under the ivw system—especially tho
Council of Nine!
Yours ii: anticipation of the new
era.
Iconoclast.
[Class and Club
VARSITY "Y"
For the purpose of defining the
place and status on the campus of
the Varsity Y, a meeting was held at
3 o'clock on Sunday at the Union
College.
In the evening there was a discussion on membership and sphere of
activities.
Between the afternoon and evening
discussions, dinner was held at the
College. Immediately following the
dinner, a Seth Parker sing song was
held.
Among the guests who contributed
to the success of llw conference were
Dick Davis, persond .ecretary of the
national Y.M.C.A.. Rev. Bruce Gray,
Colonel Logan, Milt Owen, president
of M.U.S. and Dr. Minck.
COSMOPOLITAN CLUB
At a full meeting of the society
last week, Dr. Topping accepted the
office of Honorary President. The
constitution which had been drawn
up before was ratified.
A motion was passed to get into
touch with foreign universities for
discussion of sociological mid political problems. German and Indian
correspondence will be stressed. Results will be filed in the Library under the records of the History Department.
WOMEN'S
ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION
Helen Joost \vas elected Secretary
of the Women's Athletic Association
at a poorly-attended meeting* held
Thursday noon in Arts 100.
Class representatives were announced as follows: Arts '35 Dorothy
MacLaren; Arts '35, Jean Thomas;
Arts '36; Molly Locke. The fresh-ttes
have yet to choose a representative.
Dorothy Rennie announced the
dates of the interclass basketball
games, following which Audrey Munton requested that all freshette basketball players turn out for practices.
CAMPUS
EXPLORER
By Zoe Browne-Clayton
MUSICAL   SOCIETY
Tho Musical Society has prospects
for a very good ..ear according to C.
.l. Williams, musical director. The
membership is much larger than usual, a great deal of talent both vocal
and instrumental being available.
Try-outs are practically finished and
organization of the year's activities
is well under way. Sectional rehearsals are scheduled to begin this week.
Mr. Williams urges all applicants
who have not tried out to see him
as soon as possible at And. 207 in
order  to  prevent any  fur  ler  del-iv.
COMMERCE UNDERGRAD.
There will be a Commerce Mens
Undergraduate Club Meeting on
Thursday, Nov. 2, in Arts 104 at 12
noon, for the election of vice-president. This meeting is open only to
Third and Fourth year men students
in  Commerce.
!l THE CAF
Chips, fried fish, milk bottics, pies,
sausages spread in glorious profusion
along the caf counter. That is a sight
familiar to every student. Very few
students however, have penetrated
the original home of all these "eats,"
the caf. kitchen
Chips To Be
A huge coal stove about eleven feet
long is the itrst thing that strikes
thc eye. On it reposing in a huge
sieve-like erection are the old familiar chips being deep fried. Near
them are some fish in a pan about
two feet in diameter. There are three
ovens in this stove as well as a long
cupboard on top where rolls and
joints are kept warm.
Next to the stove is a large boiler
which harbors a most delectable odor.
It is used to turn stock bones into
five cent bowls of coup. On the
other side of the stove is a machine
about the size of an ordinary refrigerator, three feet by five and a half
which is used solely for steaming potatoes.
The heat in this area is something
terrible and it is a relief to go to the
opposite end of the large kitchen
where the refrigerajprs are. It it an
ammonia refrigerator the size of a
very small office. It is divided into
two compartments each with a separate  door,  one  for meat   and   the
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS
CLUB
The next meeting of the Internat
ional Relations Club will be held on
Wednesday, November 1, at the home
of Mrs. R. L. Reid, 1736 Wesbrook
Crescent, University Hill. Miss Joyce
Hallamore will speak on "Student
life and attitudes in Germany today."
She bas recently returned from a long
visit there.
PHILOSOPHY DISCUSSION CLUB
A meeting of the Philosophy Club
was held last Thursday evening at
the home of Dr. and Mrs. Coleman.
Dr. Topping paid his first visit to
the club since his connection with
thc Philosophy department and was
welcomed   by   the   president.
Dr. Pilcher jjovo a paper on "Psycho-analysis" which formed an excellent background for the term's
next two papers. The methods of psycho-analysis, its uses and abuses were
well portrayed and in the discussion
that followed many questions were
satisfactorily answered.
Dr. and Mrs. Coleman were thanked for entertaining the club and Miss
Mildred Orr invited the members to
her home for the next meeting.
KITCHEN
other for fruit and vegetables.
Oh, Those Pies!
In the middle of the room is a gas
stove which is used for pies.   On the
top lie seven perfect examples of its-
art. ,
Technocracy !
Near it are three more interesting
machines,   a   potato   peeler,   a  small
machine for cutting chips and a large
mechanical cake mixer.   The sort of
kitchen to make any housewife green
with envy and her husband pale with
fear  at the spectre of more  installments.
All the work however is not done
by machine. Mashing turnips for instance is a man sized job. Yoa put
a large pot filled with vegetables on
the floor and grip firmly with the
feet. Then seize the masher and perform a sort of pump motion for about
fifteen minutes, by that time the turnips are ready to eat and the masher
is ready to give up the ghost, at least
your explorer would be.
Dishes and Dishes
As for the dish washing! In the
kitchen there are three tubs but these
are only for pans. For the real dishwashing there is a separate room. A
double row of tubs, a ceiling hung
with dish clothes, stacks of glasses,
knives, milk bottles, soup bowls,
cups; a -regular nightmare!
It takes the girls in the kitchen all
afternoon to wash up after lunch, besides that there is the sweeping and
cleaning in the c.f which is a three
hour job.
j No Cockroaches
I    It must be admitted that your ex-
' plorer entered the kitchen with the
secret hope of finding cockroaches,
mice, flies and all sorts of interesting
' things like that, which would have
made a good story. Nothing like that,
however, was discovered. StiU it was
p relief to be able to go out and eat
! a piece of those pies with an easy
mind.
LOST •- Green and black mottled
Sheaffer Lifetime eversharp pencil.
wiih name engraved. Finder please
return to Bookstore or to Millar McGill.
LOST—A pair of cream coloured
gloves with brown stitching. Finder
please return to Irene Wallace, Arts
'35.
S. C. M.
President, Jean Fraser, Fair. 1465.
Secretary, Hugh Herbison, Carl. 370L1
Will those interested please sign up
for groups immediately. Another
group, for men only, has been ac---
to the program. All groups meet in
Aud. 312, (above Pub.). The program at present it:
1. Jesus-in-the-Records under A.
Broatch, meet Thursday at 3.
2. International Relations, under G.
Luxton, meet Friday at 3.
3. Social Service (for women) under Miss Edna Pearce, Y.W.C.A. secretary, meet Wednesday at 3.
4. Men's Study Group, meet Friday
at 12.
A hike will be held on Saturday.
Nov. 4.
It has been suggested that there
are girls on the campus who have
done C.G.I.T. work and would be interested in starting a group to continue in the samo study. The S.C.M.
is sponsoring a meeting to organize
a group for this purpose, and if a
sufficient numbev gather to make the
project worth >vhile, the S.C.M. will
proceed to negotiate for the best leadership possible, probably a former
C.G.I.T. secretary.
The meeting will be held Wednesday noon in Arts 105.
Essays        Theses
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Terms' Moderate
Work received in Arts Bldg.,
Room A.
Night Calls, Bay. 2253 L.
ARTONA
STUDIO
Yours For Service
833 Granville St.
Phone Sey. 5737
Obtain Seats Now
VANCOUVER
SYMPHONY SOCIETY
STRAND THEATRE
Allard de Ridder, Conductor
VIOLIN QUARTETTE
"Vivaldi Concerto"
STRAND THEATRE
Sunday, Nov. 5—3 p.m.
Doors Open 2:15
Seats at J. W. Kelly Piano Co.;
Telephone Sey. 7066
Positively no tickets sold on day
of concert
"Just Where The Bus Stops"
Pt. Grey 67, Nights Calls Ell. 1065L
K. E. PATTERSON, B.A.
PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER
4479 W. Tenth Ave.
Essays, Theses, Etc. French
MUNRO'S
Confectionery
4601 West 10th Ave.
(Comer Tolmie and 10th»
Soda Fountain
Ice Cream
Cigarettes and Tobaccos
Candies, Bars, etc.
Try our delicious Milk  Shakes
(all flavors).   Also we serve
Hot, Chocolate (Swiss style)
LETTERS CLUB
A meeting of Ihe Letters Club will
be held at 8 p.m. tnight at the home
of Mrs. John Ridington. 4512 West
First Avenue.
Save On Dance Lessons At
Barry Wood Dance  School
SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENT GROUPS
Rates—50c a lesson to classes of four or more
or $2.00 for course of Five Lessons. Results Guaranteed
Phone Sey. 8830 710 Davie St. (Granville at Davie)

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