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 Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications B oard of The University of British Columbia
vol. xrv
VANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, MARCH 15,1932
No. 39
Queen's Strike
Is Exaggerated
By Newspapers
Sentiment expressed in hand bills
posted on the campus of Queen's
University, threatening a student
strike was not that of the majority
of students, states a despatch in the
Queen's Journal.
The posting of the hand bills came
as a sequel to remarks made by
Principal W. H. Fyfe and Vice-Principal W H. McNeill at • C.O.T.C.
banquet. The Principal was quoted
aa saying that the 'Union,' with its
young men slumped ln chairs, collars turned up and hats pulled down,
reminded htm of a "club for young
criminals." Criticism of Dr. McNeill
wu baaed on hla statement that
Queen's waa "woman Infested" and
his outspoken condemnation of coeducation.
The ultimatum contained in the
hand bills demanded: Action by the
AJUS., co-operation of campus societies, a mass meeting and a public
apology to the Dean of Women and
the ladles ot Queen's by Dr. McNeill.
According to'the Queen's Journal
it haa not yet been discovered from
what mysterious source thia propaganda came but the general concensus of opinion waa to treat It as a
joke. Out-of-town papers seized on
the story and exaggerated It to the
extent that a strike was fomenting
at Queen's. "Thia was news to
Queen's students," states the Journal.
Des Burke, president of the A.M-S.
at Queen's, said that the whole affair waa ridiculous and that the
A.M.S. had ho Intention of taking
any action.
Presents Report
GovernorKMeet
To Discuss Fate
Of Agriculture
Although the Board of Governors
made no official statement after
their meeting Saturday night, there
is an unofficial rumour that the Faculty of Agriculture will be retained
with a grant of $35,000. This action
of the Board follows a recommendation of Senate that Agriculture be
abolished as a faculty, and re-established as a department of Applied Science.
The special committee of the Board,
which reported some weeks ago,
recommended that the government
grant, after deducting costs of administrations, be divided equally
amongst the three faculties, and that
the fees of students be credited to
that faculty in which they registered.
The Senate report advised, among
other things, that the cost of administration be reduced to 1180,000,
thus leaving $90,000 for distribution
to the faculties. The Board seems to
have rejected Senate's proposal to
abolish Agriculture as a faculty,
while they appear to have accepted
the reduced administrative costs
clause, because the figure for Agriculture, $35,000, is probably made
up of $30,000 from the grant and
$5,000 from student fees. This
means that the $30,000 would be one
third of the $90,000 left after deducting the proposed $160,000 administration cost from the reduced government   grant   of   $250,000.
The Senate meets on Wednesday
night, and it is thought that at that
time, it will express an opinion of
rfthe Governors' action.
JACK THOMSON
At chairman of the Committee Investigating the subject of student
admbwtration at U.B.C., Thomson
has spent much time and effort in
accumulating .the information on
which the report of the Committee
is bated. A draft of the finding* and
recommendation* of the Committee
appears on thi* pap*.
Bumping Races
Described By
James Gibson
James Gibson, 1931 Rhodes Scholar,
gives a description of the Lenten
bumping races at Oxford In a letter
to his brother, W. C. Gibson. Extracts from the letter follow:
"New College the first day narrowly missed bumping Exeter. Friday I went down and joined the
motley throng—for that Is what one
is induced to call it. On the one
side of the river are all the College
Barges—some of them with fantastically shaped windows, all flying
their boat club colors, all with their
'Waterman* (characterized by the
peculiar flat caps they wear) shoving across the river and back again
in stubby punts. Christ Church
meadows in the background seem
quiet in comparison.
"On thc opposite side, the tow-
path, stretched from Folly Bridge
(where once lived Roger Bacon), to
Iffley Lock, nearly two miles distant, and where used to be the old
mill which for 700 years from the
Norman Conquest ground grist for
a'l who came. Along this walked
stately gentlemen with canes and
spats, and possibly half-a-dozen
country vicars who once rowed in
their college torpids. There are undergraduates trying to look smart
in fur coats and perky hats. There
are undergrads ln every costume-
some in running shorts and colored
scarves; some with dirty sweaters
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SENIOR CLASSES
PLANNING FOR
GRADUATION
The final meeting of the combined
Senior class will be held Wednesday
in Applied Science 100 to discuss
plans for the graduation functions.
Election of the permanent executive will be another feature of the
business. The duties of this executive are entirely mythical, and positions are really honorary.
Plans for the baccalaureate service
which will be held Sunday, May 1,
will be decided upon, and the present executive of the combined classes will outline the various functions
at which the graduates will either
entertain or be entertained.
It is rumoured that the boat trip,
which has been a feature looked
forward to by graduates for the past
seven years, will have to be eliminated from the agenda, although there
is still a chance that it will be included if enough seniors pay their
fees.
HISTORICAL SOCIETY
ELECTS OFFICERS FOR
SESSIONOF 1932-33
Wlllard Ireland was elected as the
President of the Historical Society for
the coming year at the last regular
meeting of the year at the home of
Mrs. W, N. Sage on Monday evening.
Professor F. H. Soward was unanimously elected Honorary Prtsldent.
Cecil Hacker is next year's Vice-
president, and Mary Warden, Secretary. New members elected were
Misses McKlnley, Westover, G. Armstrong, and M. Fotherglll, and Messrs.
E. Brown, N. Nemetz, N. Hacking and
M. Stewart.
The feature of the evening was the
paper by Katie Theissen on "B, C. on
the Pacific," on the main national
and international problems of B.C. as
a province on the Pacific basin.
Dealing with the problem of Eastern penetration, Miss Theissen briefly
sketched the activities of the Chinese
In B.C.
Immigration measures adopting the plan of raising the head-
tax from $50 to $500 were passed but
feeling ran high and a general riot
took place in 1907.
Returning to the Japanese aspect,
the chief difficulty to surmount was
the existing treaties between Britain
and Japan.
The greatest problem on the Pacific
Is the preservation of peace. Canada's
place in the League of Nations might
well promise to be the most effective
In achieving the peace on both the
Atlantic and Pacific seaboards. It remains for Canada to Interpret on the
coast the principles of the League in
spite of Japan's present departure.
TOTEM ON SALE
BY END OF MONTH
STATES EDITOR
Edition to be Limited to, One
Thousand Copies—Art Color
Engraving to be One of
New Features       ,
Treasurer
For the first time in years the Totem will appear on the Campus before the library becomes the only
place where students may be found.
The annual threatens to be on sale
before the end of March.
The current year-book contains
some new features which will make
It of more general Interest. The
soft-soap, which has been the essence of personal write-ups, haa been
eliminated, and in Its place, will appear a factual statement of the college career of the graduate. Also'
■oven pictures to a page will be the
nt-w rule.
Color engraving will separate the
volume Into the different sections.
This ia an entirely new feature, and
will add a spot of color to the usually drab inner pages. This work
has been secured only at great difficulty and should prove a decided
attraction to those who secure a copy
of this book.
Team pictures have been out down
to half a page, but team write-ups
have been lengthened so that read-
era will be able to get a better word
picture of the members of the team
and thou* accomplishments.
A thousand copies are available for
distribution amongst the two thousand registered students so there
should be a good line-up at the place
of sale which will be announced
next issue.
Those who made deposits at the
end of last term, or the beginning of
this term will get first choice, that
is, the first day or so of sale will
be reserved for those who have made
deposits.
—,
Many Seek Seats
On New Council
23 for 6 Offices
Council Office will take on an aspect of great activity as students
choose next year's Students' Council today. Whimster has already
been elected, while Mark Collins and
Tony Osborne have received their
positions of Treasurer and President
of M. A. A. respectively by acclamation. Twenty-three students are
contesting the other six positions.
Records have fallen right and left
a* the number of candidates per office Increased. L.S.E; heads the list
with eight prospective councillors.
Last year seven candidates presented
themselves for student support. This
year the list includes, J. Innes McDougal, William H. Q. Cameron, A.
Bernard Jackson, Bob Harcourt, Ernest W. H. Brown, Reginald C. Price,
Everett King and G. Neill Perry.
Men's Undergrad seems to be the
next popular position with five
fighting for the honor of representing the Interests of the men of the
university on' Council. Douglas
Brown, Donald Davidson, J. Kenneth
Campbell, R. V. McLean and Vic
Rogers are hoping to gain the "A"
office.
Next in order of popularity comes
the presidency of the Women's Undergraduate Society, with Dorothy
Thompson, Esme Thompson and Emma Wilson, fighting it out.
The positions of Secretary, President of the W. A. A. and Junior
Member all have two contestants
each, Lillian Scott and Rosemary
Winslow are trying to succeed Cecilia Long as Secretary, while Mary
McLean and Ruth Witbeck are the
candidates for the W. A. A. position.
Clare Donaldson and Milt Owen
are fighting to hold what has been
traditionally referred to as the position of "Council Office boy." Election meetings have been held during the past week to allow the candidates to express their views on
what are the essential qualifications
and why they should be elected.
MARK COUNS
Col Jin* was elected to the position
o/ Treasurer of the A. M. S. by acclamation when no other candidate*
were nominated tor the office. The
session of 19JI-JJ will b* hi* aecond
term on Council a* Treasurer *inc*
he ha* been in charge of student finance* during the pr***nt year.
SCHOLARSHIPS
Owing to delay In distribute
1 n g information regarding
scholarships, applications from
U. B. C. will be accepted until March 21. Applications on
old forms have been received,
but these must be re-submitted on revised application
forms.
S. P. EAGLESON
Lecture on India
By Sir Lawrence
Scheduled Here
Following the address of Mr. Yusuf
All, Sir Henry Lawrence, K.C.S.I.,
will give a lecture to students in
Arts 100, Wednesday at 12:10. Sir
Henry is speaking under the auspices of the National Council of Education, and the subject ot hit talk
will be "A historical survey of
India."
The name of Lawrence is one which
at once recalls the history of India
during the nineteenth century. In
India itself it is still a name to conjure with, as, for one hundred and
fifty years, members of the family
of Lawrence have been continuously
associated with India.
In 1888, Sir Henry passed Into the
Indian Civil Service at the first attempt, at a time when the entrance
examination to that service was considered to be the most severe competitive test in England. Two years
later he went to India to serve the
usual  apprenticeship.
The system of segregation and sanitation which Sir Henry Lawrence
introduced during the great bubonic
plague of 1896 became the model for
those subsequently adopted throughout the whole of India as the pestilence spread. He was awarded the
Kaisar-1-Hlnd for his work in this
connection.
He Introduced a new system of
registration of land titles for every
plot and parcel of land over an extent of country larger than Great
Britain, and organized experimental
farms throughout Bombay. He was
also one of the principal movers in
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INSTITUTE FEATURES
PROGRAM OF SCENES
FROM SHAKESPEARE
"Scenes from Shakespeare" were
presented Monday evening in the
Auditorium by members of the Vancouver Shakespeare Society. Assisting the actors was the Lawson-Boak
violin ensemble of 15 instruments
with Mrs. Philip Malkin at the pi-
ano. The performance was under
the auspices of the Vancouver Institute.
The ensemble rendered four selections of Elizabethan music, and was
followed by a scene from "King
Henry VIII," in which Queen Kath-
erln fallen from the King's favor,
receives two cardinals newly arrived
from Rome. The cardinals bring
news from Papal sanction for the
divorce, and the unhappy Queen retires after having heartily rebuked
the cardinals.
This scene was followed by a vocal solo of Shakespearian songs rendered by Mrs. W. Humphreys with
Mrs. J. Hlnton at the piano. The
selections included, "When Daisies
Pied" and "Sigh No More, Ladles,"
from Shakespeare's earlier plays.
Next presented was the remarkable scene from "Richard II" In which
the Duke of Gloucester, meeting Lady
Anne following her husband's bier,
woos and wins her. The part of
Anne was taken by Mrs. S. J. Anderson, while Rul Shearman played
the  Duke's role.
Student Government
Subject of Enquiry
By Joint Committee
Faculty, Senate and Students Represented—
Recommendations Include two Sophomores and One Honorary Member on
Council, and a Committee of Eight
to Have Charge of Athletics
By a minute of the meeting of the Students' Council of the
University of British Columbia, held October 14,1931, a Committee was appointed "to report on the entire question of the
administration of student affairs." The Committee was to be
made up of two members each from the Faculty, the Senate,
and the Student Body. Appointments were subsequently made
aa follows:
Faculty: R. W. Brock, F. E. Buck. Senate: A. E. Lord,
Sydney Anderson. Student Body: Miss Dorothy Myers, J. W.
Thomson.
♦  R. M. Mather was asked to set as
Junior Member       —""•*■—
And Secretary
Seats Solicited
Candidates for Junior Member and
Secretary of the A. M. S. held a
combined campaign meeting in the
Auditorium Monday noon. Clare
Donaldson and Milt Owen were soliciting support for their election to
the Junior Member's berth on Council, while Lillian Scott and Rosemary
Winslow will try to get the secretary's pen.
Lillian Scott stressed her experience as secretary of her class this
year, and mentioned that she had
spent a year in business where she
did all kinds of secretarial work.
Nance Carter, supporting Lillian
Scott, said that she had gained a
wide circle of friends and would thus
be able to use her vote on Council
in  a  sympathetic  and  just  manner.
Rosemary Winslow outlined a polity of having stories of the success
of prominent graduates inserted in
the magazine section of the Sunday
Province. She also said that her
experience as editor of the Totem
and secretary of the L. S. E. and
reporter of the Ubyssey would allow her to use her vote on all questions in a sane manner. Alice Morrow, who worked on the same executive as Rosemary stated that she
bad handled all her secretarial work
efficiently and well.
Clare Donaldson, first speaker on
the Junior Member ticket, caused a
near-riot with his Benny Rubens style
campaign  speech,   but   lapsed   into
(Please turn to Page Three)
A Letter to Students
To the Student Body:
The time has come when matters concerning University policy
should be made public among the
students. In a few short weeks the
student body will be dismissed for
another year and they will be ln
exactly the same position, or even
worse, in regard to the knowledge
of their courses and fees for next
year, as they were at this time last
year. The students are the people
most vitally concerned in this
matter, and they are entitled to
know what the policy will be,
what cocrses are to be offered,
what fees are to be charged, and
what changes In general are to
be made.
About two months ago I waa
given a definite promise by the
President that the policy would
be outlined In sufficient time for
publication in The Ubyssey. So
far we have heard nothing but
rumours. Last Wedneslay the Senate met to discuss the policy, and
they had to adjourn In order to
hear the decision of the Board of
Governors. The Board met on
Saturday night, and would make
no announcement as to their decision.
What Is going to happen? And
when will It be decided? As it
was last year, after the studenta
are gone and they have no opportunity for discussion? WUl the feea
be raised? What courses will be
changed? Surely we are entitled to
know this and know it in time to
publish it in the last Issue of the
Ubyssey, which ia Friday, Time la
getting short. We should know
and we want to know.
EARL J. VANCE.
After having carefully considered
various aspects of the problem of student government, the Committee sub-
mite herewith its report with recommendations contained therein:
In this report the various problems
of Student Administration will be considered under the following heads.
A. The Composition of Students'
Council with recommendations.
B. The Administration of Athletics
with recommendations.
C. The Question of Paid Management with recommendation*.
The Composition of Students' Council
I.   Sophomore   Representation.    A
(Please turn to Page Three)
Support Sought
By Prospective
L.S.E. President
Eight candidates for the position,
President of Literary and Scientific
Executive, presented their platforms
In the auditorium Friday noon. William Whimster was in the chair.
Ernest W. H. Brown, the first
speaker, stressed his connection with
the Parliamentary Forum and advocated a continuance of this year's
policy. He would do his utmost, he
said, to eliminate any friction which
occurred between the two major L.S.E.
organizations.
Bill Cameron, second speaker,
pointed out his variety of associations
with major and minor organizations
on the campus, which included Players Club Executive, Parliamentary
Forum and Publications Board. His
consequent insight into campus activities as a whole placed him in a
good position to exercise balanced
judgement in Council matters, and he
pledged whatever experience he had
to the well being of the Literary and
Scientific department.
Bob Harcourt stated the various
duties of a President of the L.SJE.
and claimed qualifications for them
due to his experience in the Musical Society, Letters Club and Ubyssey staff. He has good connections
in the city, and if elected would
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RECEPTION HELD
ON FINAL NIGHT
OF SPRING PLAY
After the final night of the Spring
Play, a reception for members of
the club and orchestra was held at
thc home of Sydney Risk, director
of the play.
The orchestra which supplied the
music for the intermissions, was under the baton of Jack Emerson, while
Phil Northcott arranged the personnel. Members of the Musical Society
expended considerable energy getting music of songs of the late Victorian and early Edwardian periods,
to maintain the atmosphere created
by the costumes and general effects
of the play.
The annual tour of the Players'
Club, though not definitely arranged
as yet, will Include Victoria, April
25, Duncan, Comox, Qualicum Beach,
Powell River, Vernon, Kclowna, Kamloops, Pentlcton, Trail, Nelson, and
other interior points. The cast will
leave for the up-country section of
the tour directly after graduation,
while the Island and Fraser Valley
points will be covered during the
interval between examinations and
convocation. Page Two
THE UBYSSEY
Tuesday, March 15,1932
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TUESDAY, MARCH 15,1982
STUDENT GOVERNMENT
After prolonged and weighty consideration
the committee of Senate, Faculty and Council
which was appointed to look into the matter
of student government has brought down its
report. This report, which is published in
another part of this issue, is not a little disappointing. The thing which students want to
know in this connection is: Have wt got student government at U.B.C.? Tilt report entirely fails to answer this question and merely
concerns itself with tht discussion of some
minor points and the presentation of recommendations which, while they art commend-
able in some respects, do not appear to assist
the cause of student government.
The main idea stems to be to provide Council with a large additional staff of advisors,
most of whom are not representative of the
student body. The recommendation for the
appointment of Sophomore members to Council
has some value when considered as a training
measure, but tht fact that thtrt is no assurance that the same students who serve on
Council as Sophomores will be elected to the
executive in their Junior or Senior years, robs
this argument of much of its weight If, on the
other hand, it is assumed that they will be
elected because of their previous experience,
it means that the choice of nearly a quarter
of the governing executive will be based on a
knowledge of individuals which extends only
over a period of a single year.
The appointment of a member of the
Alumni as an honorary councillor may be very
nice as a polite gesture, but as a constructive
suggestion aaent student government it is unconvincing. If the Alumni representative takes
sufficient interest in student affairs to attend
meetings it is probable that he will carry
enough influence to do pretty well as he wishes
in formulating student policies. Very likely the
advice of an experienced graduate would be of
considerable value in the administration of student affairs, but it is not student government.
Under the recommendations, the administration of athletics is to be entrusted to a
board of no less than eight people of whom
only half would be students. If it requires eight
people to direct a single department of college activities it is an admission that a Council
of nine is incapable of directing the affairs of
tiie whole Alma Mater Society.
In its final recommendation, the one regarding "Paid Management," the Committee
appears to realise that Students' Council has
not as much control over the business of the
A.M.S. as might be desirable. It has, therefore,
made a valiant effort to correct undue control
from the Business Office by changing the title
of Business Manager to that of Business Secretary. *
There is supposed to be a system of student
government at U.B.C. The desirability of this
may be open to question but as long as Auditorium 305 poses as the office of a student
executive it should be the policy of students
to strengthen rather than weaken their system
of government. Under the proposed measures
Council would be open to even more outside
influence than has been the case in the past.
Indeed it would be surprising if it were not
bereft of a great deal of the meagre allowance
of authority which it now possesses.
The old woman who lived in a shoe will
have nothing on the A.M.S. president with his
flock of colleagues and advisors, if the new
recommendations are accepted.
a    *    *
Now that the Players' Club has been described as the Thespians Watch Association, we
are wondering if they'll be quite run down by
the end of their tour.
"Of Thespians Watch Association" was the
strange conclusion to a headline in the last
issue. Explanation: "Watch" was a proof
reader's instruction. Reminds me of "Council
Bulletin No. 13" last year—"No. 13" being a
size of type.
*   *   •
I wonder why the Muck-a-Muck head was
taken, off page three last time?
I find myself rising again to defend coeducation. It appears that the vice-principal
of Queen's has denounced that place as
"woman-infested"—much to the in-
Wrong dignation of the student body.
Attitudes Having some personal knowledge of Queen's studtnts, J think
there is no cause for concern. Dr. McNeill's
picture is exaggerated.
It is better that a college man's knowledge
of women should be obtained through coeducation rather than, as one understands was
the custom fifty years ago, from a class of
ladies not acceptable to polite society. The
modern association of men and women in study
and recreation is much more likely to foster
morality, respect, and sane appreciation between the sexes. Marriages among University people have been found to be more often
successful than marriages among tht rest of
the population, because the former are in a
better position to choose wisely partners who
are temperamentally and intellectually suited.
Some students make fools of themselves and
bring co-education into disrepute. It should be
recognized that students art not a ract apart,
but simply a cross-section of the public. The
blame should not be placed on tht co-educational arrangement, but on wrong attitudes developed by such factors as the salacious impression of co-education broadcast by certain
people, most of whom ought to know better;
sins of commission and omission in the home;
and tiie preoccupation of literature and the
screen with the "love" theme.
All these factors help develop undesirable
attitudes in the less stable student element,
and these attitudes are sometimes reflected in
foolish conduct. Let the older generations upbraid themselves, not the results of the influences for which they are responsible. These
influences lead to inordinate sex-consciousness
and lack of a sense of values. Their strength in
modern life is attested in the junior high
schools, for example, where you may behold
many monstrous little girls with painted lips
and cheeks—and you can readily guess what
subject is their chief concern. Let the older
generations indulge in some honest self-criticism and devote intelligent thought to these
matters.
* *   *
The sermon on the present lack of leadership occasioned more comment than anything
that has appeared in this column. During the
past two weeks similar complaints
Lack of have appeared in many news-
Leadership  papers and magazines.
For example, "Liberty" has ac-*
tually committed itself as follows: "Today
leaders are not selected because of merit, or
because of outstanding ability. Such men cannot be made the tools of political henchmen;
they have their own principles and ideals, and
they are usually ready and willing to fight for
them. Men of this sort are not allowed to become leaders. Tlie political bosses select men
to lead whom they can control, at least to a
reasonable extent. Many of our so-called leaders follow the instructions of their political
dictators."
•    *    *
Be recent remarks on the cult of the "low
brow," let me quote from the advertisement of
a prominent razor blade company:  "We're
talking to you regular men, whe-
"Regular ther you're chained to a desk or
Men" work   outdoors.    You'd   rather
hear the splash of a bass than listen
to the Moonlight Sonata." If you want to be a
"regular man," note carefully that you must
prefer fishing to classical music. Another of
your characteristics, of course, will be that you
will use exclusively the razor blade recommended in the ad.
* *    e
The Washington Daily devoted an 8-page
issue to the important subject of fashions.
About cords we learn (1) that they are being
driven back to tiie farm, and (2) that
Fashion they are all the rage. Bathing suits
Notes      will approach nearer the vanishing
point. Depression in the pipe business has apparently produced a new sales idea
—the "profile pipe."
One article says that "most men dislike
strong perfume, bright red nails, profuse makeup and lots of jewelry." Ain't it the truth?
When in a good mood, I find red nails amusing,
but when in a bad humor they disgust me almost as much as painted lips do.
* •   e
The press recorded that the United Farmers
and Independents regarded the Liberals' want-
of-confidenoe motion on the Dominion government's unemployment policies as "pure party
politics," and refused to vote. Dear, dear—
what is the party system coming to?
Class and Club
Notes
CLASSICS CLUB
The final meeting of the Classics
Club for the Spring term will be
held at 8 p.m. Wednesday, March IS,
at the home of Dr. Todd, 1866 Wesbrook Crescent. A dialogue from
Luclan will be given by Miss Mary
McDougall, Miss Mabel Brown, and
Mis* Dorothy Butler. AU prospective members are cordially invited to
attend.
MEN'S GYM. CLUB
The final meeting of the year will
be held on Thursday, March IT, ln
Arts 108 at 12 noon. Purpose of the
meeting is: general business and election of officers for next year.
All members will please attend.
PHILOSOPHY DISCUSSION CLUB
Tbe last meeting of the Philosophy
Club'will be held March 17, 1932,
at 8 o'clock at the home of Dr. and
Mr*. H. T. J. Coleman, 8884 West
41st Avenue. Mr. Morgan will give
a paper on "Some Practical Applications of Philosophy."
Nominations for the position of
President of the Arts Men's Undergraduate Society mutt be in the
hands of Jack Ruttan by Thursday,
March 17. Elections are Monday,
March tt.
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ecutlve takes place in Arts 100, Tuesday evening at 7:80. All members
of the Parliamentary Forum and all
who are interested ln public speaking are urged to attend. There will
also be a debate In a lighter vein—
"Resolved that a house Is the only
place to make a home."
_    MATHEMATICS CLUB
There are several vacancies In the
membership of this Club and any
second or third year students in
Mathematics wishing to Join are requested to send their applications
immediately to Miss Owen Humphreys, Arts Letter-rack.
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS
The Intornational Relation* Club
will meet at tiie home of Miss Helen
Barr, 8haughn***y Lodge, ISM West
Tenth, on Friday, March 18, at 8:00
pan. Or. Carrothers will speak on
the present world financial situation.
A limited number of applications for
membership will be received by the
secretary, Frances Quail, this week,
„   ORATORICAL CONTEST
Under the auspices of the Literary
and Athletic Association of the Anglican Theological College, the third
annual oratorical contest will be held
Friday evening, March 18, at 8:00
p.m., in the College dining hall.
Entries: Messrs Francisbel, Anderson, Lalng, Haughton, Harrison, and
Sllva-White.
Judges: Rev. F. A. Wilkinson M.A.,
B.D., Professor Henderson and Professor Cook.
An invitation is extended to all
those who wish to attend.
THE CHEMISTRY SOCIETY
An open meeting of the society
will be held on Wednesday, March
1C at 8 p.m. in Science 800. There
will be no speaker, but the students
doing research will describe briefly
the work ln which they are engaged.
V. C. u.
On Wednesday, March 16, Rev.
Wenigar will address an open meeting of the Varsity Christian Union
in Arts 804 at 18:08. Rev. Wenigar
will be remembered by those who
attended the last V.C.U. "Squash."
His message will be one of interest
to all who wish to attend both this
and the dally noon-hour meetings.
LITERARY FORUM
Miss Bollert will speak to the
members of the Literary Forum on
"The Work of the Dean of Women
in a University" today noon in Arts
10S. Election of officers will take
place. A full membership is requested.
PHYSICS CLUB
A short election meeting will be
held in Science 800 at 8:00 p.m. on
Wednesday, March 16, 1932, for the
purpose of choosing next year's executive. Business will be dispensed
with before the beginning of the
track meet.
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Editor, The Ubyssey,
Sir:
This may be entirely wrong but
hare goes. Prior to the war a drive
was made to endow the University.
Considerable land in all parts of the
Province, money, etc., was' donated
by the cltiaen* of the province end
elsewhere for that purpose. During
tiie war all the land, excepting that
at Point Orey, was returned or sold
to the Government ia exohange for
a yearly grant, which was supposed
to be sufficient to carry the University comfortably. The maximum
grant obtainable, it ia understood,
wu never mentioned. What about
it? Better have some of the Alumn-
nl's legal talent look into the matter
as it appears tho University can demand a just and equitable grant.
Yours truly. SCIENCE '37
Editor, The Ubyssey.
Pear Sir—Returning to the campus
after a week's absence it is with considerable regret that I find certain
developments taking place In the
ranks of the Women's Undergraduate
Society. That such inherently wholesome things as elections should
threaten to divide the women into
opposing groups on the irrelevant
basis of sorority membership is surely
wholly undesirable. I would like,
therefore, as a past Councillor, to suggest to those women who are casting
their votes today to judge the candidates on the vital grounds of qualifications. And the qualifications which
are valid are not those of representation of sororities or any other section
of the Women's Undergraduate Society, but they are those of definite
past experience and knowledge, of
proven ability ln executive duties and
of the power of leadership of the
whole society—Including the Freshette
class.
It is with all sincerity that I would
ask the member* of W.U.S. to rank
the names on their ballots on this and
on no other basis.
Your* very truly,
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SUPPORT SOUGHT
BY PROSPECTIVE
L.S.E. PRESIDENT
(Continued from Page One)
work for closer co-operation between
the executive and its organizations.
A. Bernard Jackson, having connections with several of the Clubs
in the L.S.E., declared that he had
accepted his nomination with a full
knowledge of its responsibilities and
the need for an unbiassed President.
Differences of opinion between clubs
could best be settled by one with
impartial opinions, he claimed, and
asked for support on the basis of
his good will and conscientious
judgment
E. H. Xing emphasised the lack
of co-ordination between the various
clubs of the L. S. E. and intended to
remedy the situation. He would
work for an increased Interest In
public speaking, If elected, and foster activities of the Player'* Club
and Musical Society. His experience
on the Publications Board, Soccer
Club and Publicity Bureau fitted him
well for President L.SJB.
J. Innes McDougall requested nip-
port for two reasons. His nomination
was not sponsored by any organized
body and he could consequently exercise Impartial Judgement, both in
matters concerning eligibility and In
those concerning budgets. He had
alwaya been interested in the work
for which he was now running and
bad had considerable experience on
and off the campu*.
Neil Perry had sufficient practical
experience and breadth of outlook
to assume the responsibilities of the
position for which he was running
and if elected, he pledged himself
to favor student Insurance, to organize a "Provincial Day" and to
improve the Stadium site.
Executive ability, experience and
a wide knowledge of student activities were tiie qualities upon which
Reg Price, business Manager of the
Ubyssey, hased his platform. Being
keenly interested in those organizations coming under the L. S. E., Mr.
Price felt that he was in a position
to accept the presidency should he
be elected. His contacts with Council
during the past year would be a distinct advantage, he stated.
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In running tor the position of
Treasurer of the A. M. S. I fully
realise the responsibility and other
hooey connected with the office. It
entails a vote on Council. I also
realise that I should refrain from
placing a platform before you because I believe that the policy of
the office is dictated by unforseen
events.,
However, I might say that I, as a
member of Women's Oym Club, wiU
do my utmost to encourage Inter-cleat
competition ln debating circles. I
am also In favour of a "Flag Raising
pay" to promote more cordial relations between the Senate, the
Board of Governor*, end the sty-
dents. Another plank in my platform is the institution of an Information Bureau te help Senior students who are lost on the campus.
If a Council member is to have
any fallings, one of them must not
be conceit. That is one reason I ask
you to vote for me. I nave had
years of experience, I have a close
insight into the workings of the
W.U.S., I know my own mind. If
two year* at a member of the Chess
Club have strengthened my convictions, If five years as a First Year
Science man has given me any energy, if half-s-year as member cf
the Senior "A" Basketball team has
provided me with any patience, then
I am the man for the office.
A* to my qualification*, I am a
member of the Letters Club and
therefore can appreciate the problems of all the societies of the L J46.
With the above facts in mind I
wish to thank those who have supported me and to willingly helped
to pay for my advertising, I leave
it to you.
Yours miserably,
• Screw Loose Somewhere.
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BUMPING RACES
DESCRIBED BY
JAMES GIBSON
(Continued from Page One)
which once were white, and training trousers. Some carry megaphones, others lug dangerous-looking
pistols, which, however, fire blanks.
Small school boys scamper along
speculating which boat Is which.
"Four o'clock approaches; eight
stalwart men, each carrying an oar,
step into a punt, followed by a diminutive figure clad in a purple blazer and cap to match. The waterman
punt* them across, they march to
the Boat Club and man their eight:
'Stroke side hold her, bow side under, turn her towards the river,
TURN,' and over goes the shell and
down Into the water.
"Then each man gets In, ships his
oar, (which has college colon painted on its blade), starting from bow
and down to stroke. The cox gets In,
sees that his rudder lines art dear,
the boat is pushed out, and whan
|b* river ahead it clear, he starts
barking order*: 'Bow, gently, and
two, work her out, .ready to row,
come forward, are you ready, PAD-
DLEt" Eight shining oars cut into
the murky water, and tiie slim craft
speeds down river, while a mighty
cheer goes up from the banks.'*
The letter goes on to relate how
the boats row up to the starting
point, get Into position, and then the
five minute warning gun barks.
Sweaters are discarded, and everything is made ready.
"Boom—that Is the minute gun-
oar* are poised, and a voice begins
counting the seconds—eight, seven,
six, CRASH—there is a flurry of
white a* thirteen torpid* start off—
the first cornea in sight, sweeping
majestically, others following and In
the next few minutes hundreds of
throats cheer on their crews. Observer men fire their pistols; once
to show that only a length separates
a boat from the one ahead, twice to
Indicate half-a-length, three times or
more to indicate that a special effort
Is to be made to bump. A slim prow
creeps closer, closer, overlaps the
stern of a slower crew, edges in,
touches, and up goes a hand to show
that a bump is acknowledged — and
both crews drop out—invariably
some crews have to row through to
the end as they have been too slow
to bump the boat ahead."
COMMITTEE MEETS TO INQUIRE INTO STUDENT AFFAIRS
(Continued from Page One)
study of the present system of student
administration reveals one particular
weakness, namely: a lack of continuity
from year to year. In 1888, an effort
was made to remedy tiua by Including
ln the Council a Junior If ember ttoct-
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"Emma going to get in?" is the
question which all tiie candidate* are
asking today.
• • •
The campu* has been exposed during the tost week to a deluge of election ballyhoo. Perhaps the moat
keenly contested Council position is
the presidency of the W. U. S. It
is a three cornered fight with each
candidate using high-power advertising method i   ""
S can recall when the W- U 8.,
realising that nubile oninion aeoinst
the social activities and extravagances
ef Vanity co-eds should not be aggravated, decided to sacrifice supper,
etc., at tho Co-ed BaU. Now the
•elf-tacrifieal spirit is indiscernible
in a cloud of political smoke. Ahemi
"Dignity," "personality," "charm,''
"stability" (whatever that is), "ability to act aa hostess," aad more than
a few foolish feminine phrase* are
dished up on gaudy placards that
must have cost somebody money end
then left on display while the public
visits the campus to see "Alice Sit-
by-the-Ftoe."
• •  •
There should be a law against it.
• •  •
Although page three of the last
issue of The Ubyssey was devoted to
election platforms, it should have
been entitled Muck-a-Muck. I actually burst out toughing at more
than one point, "Lemme kwote."
"As hostess of the university I
should consider it my sacred duty to
help the Freshettes become acquainted, not only with the mechanic* of
the university, but alto, etc., etc."
Hake It from me, I'm going to be a
mechanic, next year.
• • •
Another candidate will "bridge the
gaps between town and out of town
students,   sorority  and   non-sorority
student*."    A couple   of   "bridge*"
should do that.
• •  •
And still another believe* tho Coed BaU should be continued next
year 'in spite of the sleepless night
It causes the Women's Undergraduate Executive." Evidently the executive rides home with the milkman, too.
• * *
Two of the L. S. B. candidates are
madrigal singen. They can show
their wares when they gather around
the Council table next year.
• •  •
"Avenue any sense at aU7"
• f  e
It is left to the Secretary of the
A.MJ. to report the wont pun of
the year. At the Council dinner tost
week when the conversation turned
to one of tiie memben of the faculty
in the Department of Philosophy,
Mark Collin*, ex-treasurer and treasurer-elect, spoke up. "I've heard of
beer and herring at a meal," he to
reported to have said, "but never
Wyman PUcher."
• •  •
"Meet the next President of the
A.MS," says the President of W.U.S.
"He's just a Utile «whun' of mine."
• •  •
Or maybe she didn't say that
Maybe I thought that one up aU by
myself.
• •  ♦
The fate ef twenty-two fortunate
or unfortunate student candidates
will be decided today, March 18.
"The Idee of March have come."
• •  •
Whispers of a campaign fund racket on the campu* suggest the Institution of a "Beauharnols" purse in the
A. M. S.
• •   •
"I feU off my hospital try again,"
exclaimed the Prince of Wale*.
ed from the Junior Class. The present
Constitution thus provides for six
members of the Council who may be
chosen from the Junior Year. Of these,
the choice of four is optional between
the Junior Year and the Senior Year,
and consequently such members are
generally chosen from the latter, thus
eliminating the opportunity for maximum continuity between successive
councils. It does not seem advisable
to enlarge the Studenta' Council by
the inclution of any more members
with fuU voting powers; however, It
is considered desirable to adopt tome
system of apprenticeship. "The Committee, therefore, recommends as follows: 'That two representatives from
the sophomore year, without voting
powers, be elected to tha Students'
Council, the election to be held en the
first Monday in November and the
franchise extended only to sophomores, Juniors and seniors'."
n. Honorary Councillor. In order
to secure further this desired continuity between successive Council*, it
seems advisable to obtain the assistance of one member of the Alumni
Association to act in the capacity
of an Advisory Honorary CouncUlor.
It la alto felt that this wtil be a means
to stimulate a much closer and vary
desirable contact between the Undergraduate Body and the Alumni Association. This position might become
one of considerable honor and aa such
could be used to the distinct advantage of the University aa a whole.
The Committee, therefore recommends at foUows: "That the University of British Columbia Alumni Association be asked to elect or appoint
one of their memben annually to the
position of Honorary CouncUlor aa a
member of the Students' Council
without voting powers; said Honorary CouncUlor to have been a former
member of a Students' Council."
The Committee believes that no
changes beyond those recommended
above should be made In the Studenta*
Council as at present constituted, but
Is of the opinion that for the purpose
of Student elections a senior should
be defined as a student in the fourth
year of Arts or Agriculture or in the
fourth or fifth year of any regular
five year course. The Committee also
submits, without further comment,
that It is not particularly desirable
that any student should hold the same
office more than one term.
The Administration of Athletics
In considering the evidence which
has been received on thi* matter, the
Committee feel* that some provision
should be made for a progressive and
uniform poUcy in regard to Athletic
Admlntotntion. Due to the rapid ex-
, pension of athletics over the past few
years and the consequent Intricacy of
their administration, it is believed
that a more centralized board of control should be ultimately provided for.
However, it does not seem advisable
to make any radical change at this
moment but merely to make provision
for greater continuity in policy. The
Committee, therefore, recommends as
foUows:
"THAT an Athletic Advisory Board
shaU be appointed to assist in the Administration of Athletic Activities;
said Board to be constituted as follow*:
(a) President of Men's Athletics
(chairman); (b) President of Women's
Athletics; (c) Two Memben of the
Alumni, appointed by the University
Alumni Association; (d) Two students
appointed by the Men's Athletic Executive; (e) Two members of faculty
appointed by the Athletic Board.
"Such appointments to be confirmed
by the Students' Council"
The Question of Paid Management
The committee recognize* particular disadvantages of this system of
employing a business secretary from
year to year are the undue power and
Influence which he might acquire
over the Student Executive. However, the Committee feels that this
disadvantage i* adequately provided
against by the extension of the
CouncU to include an Honorary
CouncUlor and also by the exclusion of the Business Secretary from
Studenta'    CouncU    Meetings.
WHAT PEOPLE ABE SAYING
Dr. PUcher: Warren doesn't
know how common the term
"parking" is nowaday*
Lukie: Who It the most promising candidate? They're ail
promising so darn hard .. .
Oeorge HaU: I can assure you
my connection with sheep is
purely an academic one.
Dr. Sedgewick: Men know
that women know more than
men know.
Edgar Brown: I could kiss you
if I Uked.
AUstair Taylor: Ass! Ass! ASS!
Kay Crosby: I don't mind
working for Alma Mater, but
I'm tired of working for her
children.
Mark Collin*: I've hoard of
beer and herring, but never of
Wyman PUcher.
Cec. Long: Why don't I get
some publicity on the Muck
page? On—Tin in "Lapses
and Relapses" - but that's
nothing.
Arnold Henderson (upon
viewing the picture of Darnold
Anderson in the Ubyssey):
That can't be me. I never
wear a white vest
Dr. Sage (speaking on Queen
Elizabeth): She seems to have
been the original necker.
ANOTHER PUN
Springs in the air!
THE CONFECTION SONG
I'm confection that I love you.
JUNIOR MEMBER AND SECRETARY SEATS SOLICITED
(Continued from Page One)
seriousness and stated that If elected he would try to create closer
co-operation between grads and undergrads by fostering such events as
track-meets, etc., at home-comini;
time where the students could get
in closer harmony with their alumni. Archie Dick spoke for Clare and
streoted his previous CouncU experience.
MUtOwen declared he had no definite planks in his platform, and thai
bis experience at treasurer and president of his claw had given him aU
the necessary qualifications for the
office, ss the Junior Member did
not need exceptional ability. He also
advocated the bigger and better homecoming ceremonies. Eaton Young
•tressed Owen's experience in de-
beting and athletic* ss qualification*
for a Junior Member.
LECTURE ON INDIA
,  BY SIR LAWRENCE
SCHEDULED HERB
(Continued from Page One)
the establishment of the CoUege of
Agriculture at Poena-an institution
which has gained a reputation extending far beyond the boundaries of
India.
In 1918 Sir Henry Lawrence was
created a Companion of the Star of
India ,and three years later became
the Finance Member of the Government of Bombay. At this time there
was as much unrest in India as
there has been recently, whilst the
dangers of outbreaks were even
greater, but Sir Henry managed to
keep friendly relations with the leaders of the agitation.
I He has always been a lover of India, and though now living in England his great experience and intimate knowledge of Indian peoples enables him to speak with unquestioned authority on Indian problems.
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in handy for future generations and
aU that kind of thing.
First, then, there is a coUeotion of
tools, I have a very fine chisel, or
maybe its a screwdriver, with which
1 have done noble work. As a
weapon for prying off the tops of
beer bottles it ha* absolutely no
equal. Owing to the fact that I now
possess a very much superior bottle
opener I am sacrificing this to the
general public, What am I offered?
Or will trade it for a picture postcard of the Marina BuUdlng. This
must have been taken at toast three
yean ago.
Next I find % very elegant bathing-
jult. This is buUt according to the
very latest specifications. Has various holes for tho Insertion of tiw
neck, etc, Also various other holes
which aren't meant to be there. As
m Implement for cleaning windows
m polishing boots H is excellent, in
fact, it to unique. May be used also
as a bathing-suit.
Ah! Rare to a very real and genuine antique. Worm-holes, guaranteed hand-made. Made of tha very
best material that could be bad. As
m example of the craftamanihip of
1988 it to at the head ef Its class.
Anybody desiring this handsome ham
sandwich please csil at Bssondsto
any time between now and then.
U any of you de*lr* a really ex-
ceUent piece of furniture In the
shape of gloves, just drop in one me.
I have a very fine glove. There to
no mate to it, but we wiU throw in
an odd boot, which, with the aid of
the bathing suit referred to above,
may be transferred into a very creditable garment. These two often
wUl be made as a combination. WUl
accept half a box of matches in payment. This box must be accompanied by a Peruvian stamp.
Then I come to a once-waa tennis
racquet. This, I am forced to admit, ia a bit the worse for wear.
The only trouble, which can be
easily remedied, Is that there are no
strings to It. To the racket, not the
sale. If you are clever with your
hands, this exquisite example of the
racketeers art may easUy be transformed into a short-wave radio, or
a cigarette holder, or an ink-well, or
a one-string ukelele, or maybe Into
a collapsible picture frame, or even
into a miniature electric railway.
Who knows? I don't, so that makes
it mutual.
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Book-store or G. O'Shaughnossy.
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THE UBYSSEY
Tuesday, March 15,1932
CAMPUS   SPORTS
Puget Sound Team Here Next Week—Var*
sity Athletes To Get Final Test in Class
Competitions Wednesday—Team Is in
Good Condition
Intent upon adding to the single track mark that has been
shattered this season, Varsity cinder men will be out in force
on Wednesday at the annual interclass competition. The meet
which, with the possible exception of the Arts '20 relay, stands
at the top of class activities, promises to be a gala affair tomorrow. The collegians have already staged two good meets,
and training has been under way for several weeks, giving tht
competitors an excellent opportunity to get into first class condition. Tht meet will mark tht first time this year that tht
co-eds have entered into the contests, and their efforts will probably be tiie deciding factor in awarding the trophy.
There an several individual stent.
who wtil be competing for major
honon In the meet Rolf Forsythe
Showed wonderful stamina to lead
the point gotten in the Inter-faculty
competition and Max Stewart was
out In front in the meet with Technical and Britannia High School*. In
addition then an several other athletes of note who wUl be out to cop
the individual award . Gavin Dirom,
husky science councUlor, has In previous yean ruled the roott,' and he
ia just getting back into form after
an enforced rest of more than a
year. Hugh Smith it favored to repeat his victory of last spring in the
broad jump and Dirom should take
the pole vault.
Graduation haa taken one of the
outstanding members of the 1931
team. Bob Alpen. star hurdler and
field competitor will not be on hand
to defend the laurels gained at the
last contests. The speedy engineer
amassed a total of I8V2 points, and
contributed to the six new records
by adding 10 feet to the javelin
mark.
As usual the co-eds are the "dark
horses" of the meet, but It Is rumored that many of the records In
the women's events are due to go
by the boards. Three of the marks
were wiped out a year ago and if
the predictions are true, at least
that many more should be changed
tomorrow.
In view of the meet with the College of Puget Sound which is scheduled for a week from tomorrow ln
Vancouver, competition for places on
the Vanity cinder team is getting
unusuaily keen, and the boys wiU
be out to do their best in the interclass contests. The Blue and Gold
squad Is anxious to wipe out the defeat administered by tiie Loggers in
Tacoma In 1931, and will have a
smart aggregation lined up for the
fray.
Now that the basketball season is
over, it is possible that some of the
track stars on the senior A squad
will once more don their spikes. Bob
Osborne, Pi Campbell and Ken
Wright should be a big acquisition
to the team.
Boxers Put On
Smart Exhibition
Two Varsity Boxing Club members
Jack Row and Bob Donald, gave a
good exhibition of the leather-pushing art at a smoker held by the
Meraloma Club Friday night. The
boys weighed in at 130 pounds and
fought three fast rounds to a draw,
evidently a popular decision. Donald
was the more rugged of the two and
carried the fight to his opponent,
Row. The latter, however, kept Donald at bay with a flicking left and
now and then brought In a hefty
right to the jaw or body. These two
young boxers show promise of going
far in the field of amateur boxing.
Memben of the Boxing Club are
asked to note that next Friday,
March 18, the last workout of the
season wUl be held. A few In
formal bouts will be arranged between members.
ENGLISH RUGBY NOTICE
There will be a general meeting
of the English Rugby Club In Arts
106 Wednesday noon at 12:05. All
members are requested to attend.
General business and election of officers.
It doesn't take a man of letters to
write an IOU.
Renfrew
Noses Out
Soccerites
A fighting Varsity football squad
went down to a 3-8 defeat to Renfrew Argyles in a Second Division
League game at Cambie Street Saturday. The game produced some
fine footbaU, and might just as easily
have gone the other way.
Varsity kicked off against a strong
sun, and for some time the play was
very even. Soon after the start, however, Jimmy Smith, at outside right,
twisted his knee; and was a passenger for some time. This slowed
up the Varsity attack, and left the
right side weak, a fact of which the
Argyle forwards took advantage. Af-
tei about fifteen minutes' play, Renfrew scored the first goal of the
game, the high-bouncing baU fooling
Frattinger. Renfrew was having the
best of the play at this time, and
the Varsity goal had several narrow
escapes, both from Varsity defenders
and from Argyle forwards. Finally,
McGUl, ln attempting to clear the
ball, kicked it against a Renfrew attacker, and It rebounded- Into the
corner of the net, giving the East
End aquad a 2-0 lead. Thia, however, waa short-lived, as Munday
tallied for Varsity from the kick-
off. However, Millar McGill kindly
handled at the other end, and the
resultant penalty goal gave" the Ar
gyles a 3-1 lead which they held tiU
half-time. A similar kindness to the
Varsity forwards was thrown away
when Costain missed a penalty
against the Argyles for back-charging.
Varsity presented a much changed
line-up on resumption, Bud Cocke
coming on ln place of Jimmy Smith,
and going to left wing. Laurie Todd
shifted to outside right, brother Dave
to Inside right and Ernie Costain to
inside left. This line-up seemed to
be much more effective as Varsity
was on the offensive for the majority of the period. However, the Blue
and Gold squad was forced to content itselft with one goal, obtained
by Otie Munday on a pass from
Dave Todd. The game ended with
Varsity still on the attack.
For Varsity, Kozoolin was again
outstanding, showing most control
over the light ball. Laurie Todd also
turned in a fine performance, while
Munday played one of his best games
of the year.
The team — Frattinger, McGUl,
Grant, Wright, Kozoolin, McDougal,
Smith, Cooke, Costain, Munday, D.
Todd and L. Todd.
Science '34 Copt
Class Hoop Tilt
Science '34 defeated Science '33,
17-10 in the final game of the men's
Inter-class basketball series last Tuesday. With both teams showing plenty of form and pep the game was a
fitting climax to a most successful
season of exciting battles. By virtue of this victory Science '34 reign.*;
as the Inter-class basketball champions on the campus.
Both teams started right in to play
fast ball, but Science '33 couldn't
match their opponents and the half-
time score was 9-2 for Science '34.
1
Ruggers Set
For Contest
Against Reps
Varsity wiU meet Its old rival
the Vancouver Rep In,the McKechnie Cup tussle. Saturday,
March 19, at Brockton Point. If
the students take the contest
the chances of the trophy re-
urning to the halls of learning
at U.B.C, loom brightly.
Vancouver will have a redoubtable lineup since practically aU those returning from
Japan wUl be on the Rep roster.
Varsity, however, Is not daunted by the formidlble aggregation that wiU represent the city,
and has been practicing hard to
take the aU-stan into camp.
Coach Buck Yeo has had the
collegians training hard at
morning and afternoon practices, and a lot o fthe weak-
neeeea evidenced la at week
against Victoria have been
erased.
With the chances for fine
weather looming, a record crowd
to expected. The executive has
mad* special arrangements for
student ntee at S3 cents per
ducat
Rowers Downed
By B.C. Ruggers
Playing its hurt game of the season, Varsity's second string rugby
aquad turned back the ttrong Rowing Club team by a 14-0 count at
Lower Brockton on Saturday, In the
final contest the collegians showed
up remarkably well, and the Rowers
wen unable to cope with the speed
of the Blue and Gold.
Players of the second and third
teams are reminded that strip can
be turned in now. See Ken Mercer
or Chris Dalton for particulars.
Players are also reminded that the
general meeting will take place early
this week. Election of officers for
the coming year, and general business will be brought up.
President M.A.A,
Inter Class Track Meet Scheduled Tomorrow
Varsity Cinder Men
Prepare for Contest
With Tacoma College
CAGE STARS
ENTERED IN
NEW SERIES
Varsity's senior basketball men
have been a little premature, it
seem*, in placing their uniforms In
the proverbial hope chest. Because
apart from next year's ambitions, the
cage artists have another small matter to attend to this season. Apparently the Vancouver and District
League squads, with all of their
twenty games, have not had enough
competition for this year, and under
thc direction of Walter Hardwick are
staging a knockout series.
Naturally the collegian hoopers, always anxious to oblige, are prepared, even delighted to accomodate
the V and D by providing a little
opposition, and will probably he billed to meet the Crusaders some time
this week. It will be Interesting to
see the war that wUl be waged between the proteges of Arnold Henderson and the cohorts of one Lynne
Pickler, two bosom friends.
WhUe the Blue and Gold basket-
ters have broken training, they are
ir. pretty good condition as a result
of their contests with the Adanacs,
and should have little difficulty In
copping the affair. Shores have already eliminated the husky V.A.C.
aggregation, and wUl meet the winner of the Varsity-Crusade struggle.
Just what Is at stake, and whether
an> title will be placed on the brow
of the winner, is not made clear,
but it should be a nice little workout for the collegians. Shores have
been known to provide opposition
for some of the best of the hoopsters
in these parts, while Crusaders are
no set up at times, or between times
as you choose.
If Pi Campbell can forget rowing
and Grouse Mountain, and Tony Osborne can relieve himself of the responsibility that the captaincy of the
team has weighed upon him, the
Blue and Gold cage stars should have
Uttle difficulty In vanquishing any
of these  teams they will  oppose.
BOB OSBORNE
Well fcnoum for hit prowett both
on the track and on the basketball
floor, Osborne u>a* popular choice
for the Council position of president
of Men's Athletic*. He received this
pott by acclamation.
Science Faculty
Default to Arts
In Grid Battle
After a week'* careful considera
tion and loud argument, Science have
definitely decided that they will not
be able to do battle with Arte in the
annual Inter-faculty Canadian Rugby
game scheduled for tomorrow. By
virtue of this decision Science is
forced to default to Arts, giving them
the game without a struggle, and
leaving them in possession of the
cup for the second year In a row.
The Science faculty has been trying desperately to get a team together, but too many lectures and
toe many labs left the engineers no
time for practice; and consequently
they lack condition, team and everything but the wish to play.
These grid battles have aroused
great excitement on the campus In
previous years, and the affair will
be  sadly missed this year.
In the second half play was more
even, each side scoring eight points
to make the final tally 17-10. Although both teams played a good
game the score just about represents
the difference' between them.
Co-eds Battle
In Grass Hockey
A real battle was waged Saturday
between the two hockey teams,
U.B.C. finally triumphing over Varsity to the tune of 8-2. Taking advantage of the tardiness of U.B.C.
players Varsity made a beautiful
rush, and scored about two seconds
after the whistle blew. A few minutes later Bea Sutton scored for
U.B.C. The ground was very rough,
the whole game being practically a
gamble as to where the ball would
bounce. Varsity forwards showed
superior combination, as U. B. C.
bunched together, all trying to make
up the absence of one forward. Varsity's main fault was a lack of offensive on the part of the half-backs.
Bea Sutton, scoring five goals, and
Carol Sellars, scoring two, each
played a great game for U.B.C. For
Varsity, Isabel McArthur was outstanding, although she was well-
supported by the other forwards. The
last game of th« season was evidently a subject for experiment with
full-backs playing forward, and
goalie half-hack.
Members of the teams wiU please
report If they intend to go to the
general Hockey Banquet being held
Monday, March 21, at the Commodore Cafe.   Admittance, 85c.
Line-up: U. B. C—M. McDonald,
I. WaUace, E. Teppo, M. Lang. M.
McKee, M. Brown, M. Youds, B.
Sutton (5), C. Sellars (2), V. Mellish  (1).
Varsity—D. Lawrence, D. Johnson,
P. Campbell, R. Mouat, M. Finch, M.
Brink, M. Duncan, M. MacDonaTd
(1), I. McArthur (1), E. Allchin, A.
Beaumont.
MEN'S GRASS HOCKEY CLUB
The concluding dinner-meeting of
the season will be held in the cafeteria on Friday evening, March 18,
at 5:45 p.m. sharp.
Election of officers will take place,
the secretary-treasurer's report wUl
be read, and plans for next season
will be made. Those members who
have not signified their intention of
attending this meeting wUl please
notify the president via the Arts
Letter-rack  immediately.
POST MORTEMS
With Stu Keate
Saturday, March 26, is a big date
for the Varsity Jones's and Hagen's.
For on that day they take on the
tough University of Washington divot-diggers, each University presenting an eight-man team. Last year at
Washington U. B. C. were more or
less swamped. They arranged a return game for the local course and
the Washington boys came up. On
the day of the match there was at
least two feet of snow on the ground
and the U. of W. boys returned home
without swinging a club. Let's hope
the weather man gives the boys a
break this year!
• •  •
Incidentally, these inter-collegiate
golf matches are a perfect example
of what inter-collegiate spirit should
be. Last year the Vanity boys were
denied any remuneration at aU for
the Washington encounter. So the
active memben of the club started
a Uttle pubUclty for the match, told
tickets and raised enough oughday
for aU green fees and a nic* banquet. In the letter from Seattle discussing this year's match ElweU Case
("Casey," to the local crew) states:
•The A.S.UA. have cut out expsn-
dlturee this year but our matches
last year wen so Interesting that we
hope to continue our relations—the
boy* wUl pay their own way for a
match on your course."   Congrats,
Caseyl
• •  •
Many were out Saturday hi preparation for the inter-class track meet
of March 23. This meet is always a
natural "draw" for in one afternoon
tiie much-disputed class supremacy
may be settled. The track is said to
be in first-class condition and it
would be no surprise if a few new
records were hung up.
GRIDDERS
WIN AGAIN
FROM V.A.C.
A NEW LINE ON ELIGIBILITY
Athletic authorities of West Point
have announced that, beginning next
year no footbaU player will be allowed to play on the same team as
hi* father;—Oregon State Barometer.
Pub Board
Struck Out
By Council
Displaying a veritable orgy of Babe
Ruth hits, triple plays, and spectacular base sliding, Council's augmented
soft-baU squadron eked out a win
over the Publications Board pill
swatters by the narrow margin of
23-8 when the two expert aggregations tangled on the upper playing
field, Saturday afternoon.
FuUy cognizant of the "divine right
of Council," Manager Vance demonstrated the lessons learned up in the
"pocket edition Olympus" when he
selected a team composed of famous
campus athletes regardless of whether
or not they had any connection with
Council.
The first inning was successful for
Pub. as the scribes were able to learn
how the game was played while they
watched the Councillors chalk up 11
runs. Once this typical bit of CouncU
railroading was effected, the Newsies
began to show their stuff though
severely handicapped by the presence
of "Dora" Stanton and "Scoop" Root.
Henderson was effective for Council,
his leather lungs being used to good
advantage at third base, while Whimster provided a convenient buffer for
the odd reporter who arrived at first
The feminine members of the executive squad talked a great game while
Cec Long in particular, showed an
aptitude for grand larceny In the way
she succeeded in stealing bases. Clare
Donaldson talked vigorously throughout the fray but when he started on
a rehearsal of his campaign speech
all present Insisted on a truce.
Bob Osborne, one of the many extraneous experts recruited by the
wily Vance, hit the baU several times
thereby causing much consternation
among the joumalesses who scattered
in aU directions whenever the chance
of a catch in the deep field presented
itself. Despite their intimate acquaintance with "copy," the Ubyssites were
totally unable to copy anyone who
struck the ball. In this particular they
ran true to "type" with which they are
so familiar.
Throughout most of the contest the
printers devils failed to connect with
the offerings of the Council battery,
and were held scoreless until Manager
Vance moved into the box. The hustling prexy seemed to dish them up
in a manner particularly acceptable
to the Pubsters and a series of base
hits, together with a couple of nice
overthrows at first, accounted for the
eight runs that the Muck artists forced
across the plate.
Dick Farrington'* fighting Senior
City Canadian grid squad dung,
grimly to their first place tie with
Meralomas when they downed V.A.C.
at the University Oval Saturday afternoon by 10-2.
The fact that they wen without
the services of Joe Dwyer, star halfback, didn't seem to worry the student* for they started to find holes
in the' opposing line at the outset.
Frank Rush made 35 yard* on two
nice break* and Jack Steele swerved'
and dodged hi* way through for
some lengthy gam*. Frank Rush
kicked to the V.A.C. deadline and
Wright fumbled. In the ensuing
scramble Jack Bourne pounced on
the bail and was credited with a
touchdown. Some V.A.C. supporten
thought that their fuU-back had recovered but referee NeU Watson allowed the touch. Hisette converted
to make tho score 8-0. Vacs retaliated when Wright kicked over the
Varsity deadline and the students
wen rouged for 1 point. In the second quarter, Rush kicked to tho
deadline for Vanity and Wrignt
kicked to Henderson who was rouged,
making the half-time scon 7-t. Thi*
quarter featured one of the most
sensational play* of the day. Vacs
got away for a nice run of about SO
yards but when tackled their man
fumbled. His fumble threw the ball
into the open arm* of a team-mate
v. ho had a clear field ahead of him.
He too sUpped and threw the ball
away. George Henderson of Varsity
tore in from the middle, scooped up
the loose pigskin and proceeded to
skirt the Vac's end for 35 yard* before he could be downed. It was
in this quarter too that Jack Steele
got away the only successful forward pass of the day when he
heaved the leather 30 yards to O'-
Shaughnessy. Bill Morrow went
through the opposing line for 35
yards on two nice bucks and •put
Varsity in position for Rush's kick.
Vacs were held in the third quarter
by sensational tackling, Hlsette and
Harold Poole being particularly outstanding in this department. The latter made more tackles than anyone
else and didn't miss one. Jack
Bourne was on the ball all the time
and scooped up another fumble in
this quarter just for good measure.
Dick King, Kirby and Goumlniouck
broke through the opposing line for
some fine tackles.
Frank Rush continued his good
work in the last quarter when he intercepted a Vac pass. In the last
three minutes of this quarter Hlsette hoisted a nice drop-kick over
the bar to make the final score 10-2
in favor of Varsity.
For V.A.C. it must be said that
they were off-form. Time and again
they fumbled to have a Varsity man
recover and had it not been for their
strong line the score would have
gone even higher. It would be hard
to pick an individual star for Varsity. Every man on the team was
going just right. Jack Steele's
broken field running had the Vacs
dizzy while Henderson, Rush and
Morrow made large gains through
the line. Hlsette played better than
he has aU season and of the tacklers
King, Poole and Bourne were outstanding.    The Varsity line-up:
Morrison, Thornloe, Bourne, Goumlniouck, King, O'Shaughnessy,
Poole, Shellng, Steele, Hisette, Morrow,
Rush, Henderson, McDonald, Crysdale,
Jones, Lydiatt, Sargent, Whiles
TRACK CLUB NOTICE
Meeting of Track Club Wednesday,
March 16 at 12 noon in Arts 108.
Election of ofiicers, constitution, and
general business.    Everybody  out.
DON'T FAIL
to see the new
Spalding Rackets.
All the newest frames are
now on display.
Drop in and see them.
I
424 Hastings W.
Trin. 5401 Trin. 5402
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