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VOL. XI.
Issued Twice Weekh b], the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia.
VANCOUVER, B. C. OCTOBER 9, 1028
No. 4.
Requirements of
Rhodes Scholais
Outlined
Selection of the British Columbia
Rhodes scholar for 1923, who will be
entitled to spend three years at Oxford University on an annual stipend
ot MOO, will be made on December 7,
and eandldates for the scholarship
should make application before the
end of this month to the committee
of seieotlou for this province, through
Mr. D, N. Hossle, Oil Pender street
west
These are the chief points of interest tor scholars and students in a
memorandum issued from the office
of the committee.
To be eligible for the scholarship,
the memorandum points out, a candidate must be a British subject, with
at least five years' domicile In Canada
and unmarried. His age must be between 19 and 25 years. He must have
completed at least two years of university work hy October 1 of the year
for whioh he is elected.
In making the selection, the committee seeks to And a candidate who
possesses the four general qualities
outlined by Cecil Rhodes himself In
his will. These qualities are; literary
nnd scholastic ability; character qualities of manhood, truth, courage, devotion to duty, sympathy, kindliness, unselfishness and fellowship; moral
force and instincts to lead and to
take an Interest in his schoolmates;
and physical vigor.
"the Ideal Rhodes scholar should excel in all the qualities," the memorandum, states, "but in the absence of
auch ah TfoaT combination, the committee will prefer a man who shows
distinction either of character and
personality, or of Intellect, over one
who shows a lower degree of excellence In both."
Participation and Interest in open-
air and athletic pursuits form an
essential qualification for the RhodeB
scholar, the memorandum points out,
but adds that election to office in student organizations doeH not, as Mr.
Rhodes considered leadership consists more in "moral courage" than
"aggreBBive qualities."
Poverty Is not a "special claim" to
the scholarship, the memorandum
states. The committee Is seeking for
a "strong'* candidate, and In the absence ot one It will make no appointment.
All candidates must ti lo with tbe
secretary of the committee a written
application, supported liy evidence of
his studies and references. With all
candidates whom It finds desirable,
the committee will have an interview,
before the final award Is made.
No restriction is placed on the
Rhodes scholar's choice of studies,
when he reaches Oxford. He may read
for the B.A. degree, or, If qualified hy
previous training, for the degrees of
B. Sc, B. Litt., or Ph. D.
The memorandum states that the
committee considers that the annual
stipend of £400 will be sufficient for
the scholar's needs, only with "the
most rigid economy." It suggests,
therefore, that the sum be supplemented by from twenty five to fifty
pounds a year.    The first instalment i
Bureau Seeks
Students'Aid
During the past year, an organisation which haa as yet received little
support from the students, was authorised by Ihe Hoard nf Governors. Tho
necessity for tho establishment of
some medium through which students
might obtain employment had been
felt for some time and the recent formation of the Student Bmploymenr
Bureau haa done much to relieve the
situation.
The Bureau, which Is controlled by
a member of the Registrar's staff,
exists for the purpose- of socuring
positions for students for the whiter
session snd the summer vacation, and
In several oases has also supplied employment for students after graduation.
In these three ways, the organisation has been of great service in the
past, and if it receives adequate student support, will undoubtedly prove
of Invaluable assistance In the future,
It Is hoped that by drawing the
attention of the students to tho work
of this organisation the Bureau will
be able to carry on Its work with student co-operation. Students who obtain Information concerning positions
which are of no interest to themselves,
but which might be of service to
others are asked to communicate immediately with the Registrar, who
will also be willing to explain further
the work of the Bureau to anyone who
desires such information.
Freshettes Treated
To Undergrade Tea
On''Saturday afternoon the Women's
Undergraduate Society held its annual
"Big and Littlo Sister" tea.. This Is
the flrst event of the year In connection with the Society, and was held in
order that the Freshettes and "Out-of-
town" girls might widen their
acquaintance amongst their "older"
sisters.
The cafeteria was hung with blue
and yellow crepe paper, and tho
tables decorated with chrysanthemums. As the girls entered, slips of
paper bearing their names were
pinned on them tn order to facilitate
Introduction. The presiding hostesses
were: Dean Hollert, Mrs. Clement,
Mrs. Buchanan and Miss Gerry Whitaker.
Pouring tea were: Miss Hetty
Whiteside, Miss Mary Cole, Miss
Mamie Moloney, Miss Thelmii Col-
tedgc. MAs .lean Telford. Miss Toddle
Tlsdull, Miss Kliilne Coltcdge and
Miss Irene Christinas. Assisting in
serving were: Miss Olive McKeown,
Miss Mary Curler, Miss Dorothy
Keillor. Miss Knld McKwuii, Miss Hose
Caulfleld, Miss Mary Hnrton. Miss
Jean Mcintosh and Miss Jean McGregor.
Cheeseparing Policy
Of Council Scored
By Aggies
Graduates Organize
And Elect Officers
A meeting of gradiiuUm called hy K,
Munro nnd Margaret Keillor assent-
IiIimI Thursday noon for the purpose
of organising lln'iusolveH Into u group.
There was considerable discussion as
lo w hot hoi' this n-:w organisation
should also Include the Ktlucatlon
Class, which Is composed or Oralis,
but It was pointed out that Kdticntlou
already has Its own association which
has been In existence tor soma years,
and that It was hardly necessary for
Its members to belong to the new
body as well.
Furthermore, while those taking
the Teacher Training Course meet together dally, tho other Qrads are doing their work in small groups of two
and three, which makes their organisation very necessary,
After a good deal of argument It
was resolved and carried that: "All
graduates at the University of B. C.
engaged In research work and members of the staff be organised as a
Oraduate Club."
Officers chosen were: F. Munro,
President; Margaret. Keillor, Vice-
President; and 11. Matthews, Secretary-Treasurer, lt Is proposed to elect
the Honorary President at the next
meeting.
ROYAL CITY TAKES DRUBBING
FROM UNIVERSITY RUG6ERS
Varsity, though pressed at times, wins by fccfcftt scon
o(25-0
Saturday afternoon sow the defeat of Now Westminster at the hands of
Varsily, 25-0, In the curtain-raiser of the Big Four season at Athletlo Park.
The weather, in spite of predictions, was Ideal and the well-drained field
In bouutlfui condition.
At 2:.'io the teams appeared and were greeted by cheering from the not
too well-filled stands. The Hon. R. L. Maltland's formal kick-off opened
what is expected to be British Columbia's most successful season of
Canadian Rugby.
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Rowers, Manhandle
Varsity Ruggers
Coming Events
Wsdnesday, Ootober 10—
Women's Paculty Club Tea for
out-of-town students. Cafeteria, 3.90 to 1.30 p.m.
Women'a Qrass Hockey, Varsity vs. South Vanoouver,
South Vanoouver High School,
3.30 p.m.
At   the   first   mooting  of  the  Aggie
of the scholarship is not paid un,., the ! ^^.iSl iS^I. Song cli?"
beginning of tho scholar's term at Oxford.
Applications must he Rent In hv October Mist to D. N, Hossle. Application form can be obtained from the
Registrar.
DR. BOMS UNABLE TO LECTURE
We regret to announce that owing
to the after effects of his accident Inst
summer, Dr. Hoggs Is under doctor's
orders and will not lecture this term.
His place In BconomlcM 4 Im helng
taken by Prof, He,kett and In Kci.n
otnles 6 by Prof. Angus. Dr, Hoggs
will resume his work next term,
Contribution! to the Literary Supplement which Is to be published at
ths beginning of November, will bt
welcomed by the Literary editor.
Contributions must be original, but
msy embrace any literary subject, In-
eluding prose, poetry, and criticism.
They must be addressed to the Literary Editor and left at the ''Ubyssey"
editorial rooms not later than Wednesday, Oct. 24th.
clsin was voiced with regard to the
present policy of rigid economy as
laid down hy tho Students' Council.
Tnut august body has staled that
there will he no money forthcoming
this year to send the member** of the
l'. II, C, Livestock Judging Team to
I'orllunil. This mine us an impious
Hill surprise lo the Aggies because In
past years the Judging at I'ortliiiid
has been one of tbe major activities
of the Faculty, and one which has
brought much credit, lo the ('diversity.
Almost everyone present agreed
that th" action was absolutely tiiijustl-
lied ami when the meeting broke up
(lie consensus of opinion seemed to he
Ihat the Faculty of Agriculture was
not alone able to stand the expense
ui' an enterprise that reflected credit
to the I'niverslty us a whole
The regular business of the meeting
Included a short address of welcome
given hy Dean Clement to the freshman class and plans for the banquet
and clasa party. After some discussion it was decided to hold the former
on Wednesday, October 31, and the
latter on Friday, November 9th,
THOTH SCRIBES TO PRESENT
HOMECOMING BALLET
The Society of Thoth begun its third |
season at the University of British
Columbia when the Scribes met on
Friday.
The production committee's plans
for the ballet, "Hoodleee," wore ratified unanimously and the Society will
commence work nt once In order to
present the ballet on Homecoming!
Night, November 2. The costumingl
was placed In tho charge of Miss
Victoria Kondcll, scenery and proper-
i ties were entrusted to F, I'lidoi'lill.!,
'while It. A. Pllkington will coach the
performers.
The ballet will he even larger than
"The Coining of Thoih" unil the costuming will In- more elaborate. No
illlllcully lias been experienced III getting volunteers to till the rides, nnd
the first reheiirsal will he held shoilly.
The election of olflcors I'or the year
1II2.S-'*!! has heen laid over until next !
meeting on Friday. October 12, which
will he held  lu  Arts 201.    Until  that
time the old executive will carry on.
i
WORK OF S.CM. OUTLINED
BY NATIONAL DELEGATE
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As usual, ln the social activities ot
the   Student   Christian   Movement,   a
■ very  pleasant  ami Informal  time  was
enjoyed  by all  who attended  the  lea
last   Friday.    A  large number of new
; members   were   Introduced   and   were
' given "Some Impressions of S. C. M."
I by   I'lig.'iw Cassidy, one of  Ihe delegates from this Cnlverslty  In the National Conference held at Jasper Park
during ihe summer.    Andrew  Hroulch
llieu outlined ilie various study groups
end   members   were   given   an   opportunity   lo  register  In   whatever group
Ihey   chose,     Ii   was  announced   Unit
the   regular   Tuesday   noon   meetings
Mould begin on Tuesday, Oct.  Hi.
REPORTERS'MEETING
Reporters and those trying out for
. the position will meet In tbe Publication* Offloe, Auditorium 90S, today
•t  noon.
This meeting le of the greatest Im
portanee as oomplete organliatlon of
the reportorlal staff will follow. Information In the Reporters' Conteet
will be given and organisation explained.
Following thla an editorial conference will be held In the same plaoe
at 4 p.m.
Poor condition and lack of weight
In tho scrum were the chief factors
in Varsity's 10-0 detent at the hands
of the Rowing Club in tho Intermediate Kngllsh rugby game on Saturday.
During the first half, the game was
equal, the only score being a penalty
goal against Varsity. On the other
hand Vurslty almost scored when a
smart three-quarter run was stopped
barely five feet from the Rowing Club
line.
In tho second session, condition told
and the Rowers piled up 10 points.
Gaul had hard luck in not adding to
Varsity's score when his drop-kick
passed a foot or so on the wrong side
of the post. In the scrum the Rowing
Club outweighed Varsity about
twenty pounds per man and had
things much their own way. Varslty'u
threes, however, surpassed the Clubbers in combination and handling,
and staged some very pretty runs.
'On the whole the class of rugby was
not too good. Varsity showing lack of
condition and the Rowing Club relying too much on the kick-hard and
follow-up type of game.
Conch Granger Is not disheartened
at the result and gives his opinion
that with a little more training and
practice together the men should develop Into a strong team. Practices
are set for 3 o'clock on Tuesdays and
noon-hour runs will be held on other
days of the week,
The team for the game was: Orlfflu,
Wood, Caul, Sllberniigel, Frost, Baker,
Horton, Ford, Pllkington, Hums, Legg,
liiilner, Mixon and Simmons.
Philosophers Sought
By Discussion Club
There nre a few vacancies in the
Philosophy Discussion Cluh for new
members, especially among the men
students. Any student who has completed Philosophy I. is qualified for
membership.
All applications, staling tho qunlill
cations of the applicant must, he In
writing and must lie signed hy two
members of the Cluh. They niav b<>
given to any member of the executive
or left In tho letter racks not later
than Monday. October 15.
As an Interesting program is being
prepared by the executive, students
are urged to avail themselves of the
opportunity to take part In the open
discussion or the problems of Philosophy, especially those concerning Psychology.
BIRTHDAY PARTY HELD AT
ANGLICAN COLLEGE
(in Saturday night last the (acuity
and studenls of the Anglican Theological College did honour to the
Warden, Itev. C, II, Hhortl. M.A,, ou
the occasion of his seventieth birth-
day, at a dinner lu the College banquet
hall
Among    the    Invited    guests    were
Archbishop   A.   V   de   Pender  of  the
I Diocese    of    New    Westminster,    the
i Venerable Archdeacon llcathcote, Ills
Honour Judge Cayley, Professor W. N.
I Sage   nnd  Itev,  Arthur  Holmes, who
repreiiented     tbe     Anglican     College
Alumni Association,
After dinner the guests retired to
tbe Students' Common Room, where
the Initiation of freshmen was carried
out with lining pomp and ceremony,
and a good deal of fun and enjoyment
for everyone,
The game was exciting from the
spectator's point of view but tt was a
hard battle throughout all four quarters. The Red and White tried hard
but lack of experience aud organisation handicapped them tremendously,
d'Ensum starred for Westminster in
the backfleld. Campbell Duncan, on
Varsity's line-up surpassed himself as
a "tncklln' fool;" Wentworth showed
his spectacular speed to advantage in
end runs, and Steve Qittus and Tommy Berto gave very good exhibitions
of team-handling and generalship.
The line, for the major part of the
struggle held solidly, due to the efforts of such veterans as Camossi,
Hall, Jackson and Odium.
riRST QUARTER
Grauer kicked off, with Varsity
going toward the Bast. Crawford received and went down on the 45-yard
line. Robertson of New Westminster
bucked four yards through oentre,
Mackle was thrown tor a yard and
Robertson again for six, giving Varsity the Ball. Wentworth made throe
yards around the end and Grauer and
Odium eight through the middle but
lost possession on an offside, Westminster made no gain. On Varsity's
first down Gillanders passed to Wentworth who made a pretty run around
right end for the first score of the
game. Berto converted neatly, and
ran back the opponents' kick 10 yarda,
but Grauer fumbled and lost the ball,
On their first attempt Went nlnater
lost 10 yards for offside and sue*
coed Ing downs brought no Improvement. Wentworth then dup Icated
his feat around the left end of another touch which Berto failed to convert. Coleman went down on the 50-
yard line with Crawford's kick. On
Varsity's third down Gillanders received from Dickson and made 25
yards, and on the following third attempt Herto tallied a dead line kick.
Then Westminster lost five yards for
offside Interference und on the next
piny Cruller recovered n kick from
Crawford. Ilerto again kicked to the
deadline ns  the quarter ended.
SECOND QUARTER
In the second quarter New Westminster kicked to Varsity's 25-yard
line Grauer passed to Dickson tor 25
yards around the end. Gratter's buck
and Dlckfon's run gained five and
ten yards respectively. Thore was no
further gain until the last down when
Grauer kicked to tbe deadline.
Neither team made any headway during tlie remnludei' of the half, which
left Varsity with a 14-polnt lead.
! New Westminster suffered a three
! minute penalty for unnecessary
roughness, the only dark play of the
entire   game,
THIRD QUARTER
With the opening of the third
quurter, Crawford booted and Varsity
gained nothing lu their downs. A
few moments later tho visitors fumbled (or Varsity possession. On tho
third attempt Ilerto kicked Into touch
but d'Knsum of the opposition cleverly
run It back 20 yards, Two minutes
later from the five-yard area, Berto
scored around li<rt end but fulled to
convert. Crawford's kick was run
back 20 yards. Gillanders was thrown
for a loss but Shields gained twenty-
five with a right end run. The close
of the quarter left the hill on 'tin
Westminster lnyiinl line wltu Ihe
score lil-0.
OUT OF TOWN SL0EH1S MEET AT TEA
All out-of-town vtudente registering
here for the first time will be enter*
talned by the Women'a Faoulty Club
at a tea In the Cafeteria on Wednesday, 3.30 to 5.30 p.m. Individual In-
vltatlona havo been lesued, but any
who may have been overlooked are
aaked to accept this invitation. THE    UBYSSEY
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OCTOBfiS 9xfi, 1928.
She iibiinnriT
(Member of Pacific Inter-Collegiate Press Association).
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Senior Editors—May Chrlstlson and Margaret Orant
Chief Reporter—Roderick A. Pllkington
Associate Editors—Bruce Carrick, Phyllis Freeman, Stewart Reid,
and Jean Woodworth
Feature Eklltor—Hlmie Koshevoy
Literary Editor—Laurence Meredith
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Correspondence
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HAS THB HONOR SYSTEM FAILED ?
October 17 has been set for the day when plans will be advanced for the Institution of a new system for maintaining
Order and discipline on the rumpus. The Honor system has
failed according to impressions given at the Alma Mater meeting
Wednesday by the Students' Council.
Already the dally press has "played up" this statement as
front page news, and is undoubtedly watching for further developments concerning the honor system. Why? BECAUSE
P THB HONOR SYSTEM HAS FAILED, THE WHOLE UNIVERSITY HAS FAILED. This Is the underlying news value of
suoh an event.
The fundamental work of a university is to prepare future
oitlsens for the world. If these future citizens are not to be
trusted to carry on as university students, how can they be
trusted to carry on as citizens of the world?
Moreover, If university students, gaining the benefits of
higher education, are not to be trusted on their honor to do what
is right, then our system of education fails In Its purpose. In
Short, the decision of the Students' Council is a declaration that
either our university education has failed In Its work of preparing future citizens for the world or else the raw material with
which our university has to work is irresponsible.
Before any such Impression of our university is allowed to
circulate among the general public, we would suggest that more
conclusive evidence be given to prove that the Honor system
has failed.
On our side we believe we are upholding the rights and
Ideals of the university when wo say THE HONOR SYSTEM
HAS NOT FAILED. If there has been failure it was on the part
of those more directly responsible for its explanation, rather
than among the great body of students where the honor system
was expected to operate. In our belief, the Honor system has
not been given a fair chance.
We maintain that every student attending the university has
the Interest of his Alma Mater at heart, and would not wilfully
break the laws of the Institution, once he agreed that these laws
are In the best Interests of the university. The fault In the past
has been that the honor system was never clearly defined or explained In a public-spirited manner to those It affected; and
possibly there have been rules included which did not meet with
the approval of all members of the Alma Mater. Consequently
the system did not have the respect it needed. Thorough understanding and unanimity are essential for the success of an
Honor system, and we maintain that such a system is the only
one which will prove satisfactory.
Instead of abolishing tbe Honor system, we would suggest
that each student be given an opportunity to decide what shall
constitute the Honor system for that year. At least one week's
time should he allowed students to consider tlie proposed Honor
system before it came into being. Then if no complaints were
registered within the week after the tentative system had been
made public, every member of the Alma Mater society should be
held responsible for the operation of the Honor system.
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Oct.  8, 1928.
Editor "The Ubyssey,"
Dear Sir:
To further eliminate disturbances
from the Library, might I suggest
that all he chairs within the Third
and Fourth Year Study Rooms have
rubber soles on the bottom of their
feet? Some chairs are equipped in
that manner at present, but the drawing In and out of those chairs which
are not so equipped results in a noise
which is very disturbing.
Yours respectfully,
JIM  DUNN,
Arts '30.
Class and Club Notes
SOCIAL SCIENCE CLUB
The year's program for the Social
Science Club will begin on Wednesday, when Mr. Angus will give a paper
on "Democracy." The meeting is to
be held at the homo of Norman L.
Qold, 3302 Cedar Crescent.
The range of subjects this year Is
considerably varied and lt is expected that all members will take part in
the discuuslonB and criticism.
There will be nine meetings ot the
Club, four iu the fall term and five In
the spring term. Members are requested to note that this year any
member missing two consecutive
meetings without adequate excuse
will be suspended.
LETTERS CLUB
There are seven vacancies in the
membership of this Club, for men aud
three for women.
Undergraduates belonging to the
third and fourth years are eligible
for election. Application must be
made to the Secretary-Treasurer not
later than October 11.
INTERNATIONAL CLUB
There will be a meeting of the International Club at the home of Miss
tl roves, 3690 East Boulevard, at 8 p.m.
Thursday, Oct. 11. All former members are requested to attend.
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L'ALOUETTE
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Oct. 9, at 8 p.m., at the homo of
Miss Tipping, 5415 Cypress St. Take
No. 7 car to the coiner of 41st anil
Cypress St. and walk two blocks
north.
MUSICAL SOCIETY
Those who have not tilled out applications but wish to become members
will please sign on the music board
(on telephone booth at women's end)
and report next Thursday noon at the
Music Room at the rear of the Auditorium.
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SOCIAL DANCE
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Program Outlined by
Chess Club
The first meetltiK of the University
Chess Club will he held tn Arts 206
Thursday noon.
The purpose of the meeting Is to
fill two vacancies on the executive -
Vice-President and one Committee
member. Tournaments aud matches
will also be discussed.
The annual Handicap Tournament
will be held shortly and a strong: entry
is expected. J. Morsh, last year's winner, will again compete but will be
given strong opposition and the outcome Is uncertain.
A match wilh the Faculty und one
with tho Vancouver Chess Club are
planned for the full term,
In the spring return miitrhcM, n
match with the West Km! Club nnd
the Championship Tournament are to
take place. Ah well as these, It Is
hoped lo get Mr. Millar of the Vancouver Chess Club to repent his slniu!
laneoUH exhibition of lust year.
Ths University ('lions Cluh meets
dally In the Upper Men's Common
Room. All those Interested In or
desirous nf learning (he Willie are In
v I tell to Join the ('lull,
ENGINEERS* INSTITUTE
Tlie first meeting of the year will
be held in room 100, Applied Science,
at noon Wednesday. Professor Duckerlng will outline the work of the Institute and the activities of tha student branch. All interested In the
Institute Are invited to attend.
Chemistry Society to Hold |
Meeting on Wednesday   j
Tho first open meeting of the!
Chemistry Society will take place on j
Wednesday, October 10, In Science ;
300 nt 3: IB. The speaker will be Dr.;
J. Allen Harris of the Department of
Chemistry, who has Just roturned
from a year's study In Paris. Ills
subject will be "A Chemist Abroad."
At the end of the lecture a short
business meeting will be held for the j
purposes of electing a president nnd J
ii treasurer and establishing a definite j
membership. All students taking Chem. I
.'! or higher courses are eligible for
membership, and are Invited to attend.
The lecture Is open to ull who lire
Interested besides those eligible for
membership in the Society.
Science Men Elect Officers
i Science ':12 held a class meeting ou
Thursday, October ■!, In Applied
Science 2UM. The following were
elected to the class executive: Honorary President, Dr, Iluchanati; President, Ted llaynes; Vice-President, Phil.
Unrriitt; Secretary, Chris. Madsen;
Treasurer, Ken Main; Literary Representative, Cordon Drown; Athletic
Representative, Ross Jackson; Yell
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You can always tell a senior by
the way he tests his salt in the
Caf.
USHY
AREERS
ALL
AKE-EATERS
Last term's series of articles,
telling of the various means thu
Grads took to continue their Intel-
lectural careers, will be Intermittently shown again on the Feature
Page.
Far down the road a tiny speck
sped up the road. It was a bus
driven as only a successful student In English 16 could drive It.
With a rush of the wind, the clashing of changing gears aud the
heavy rumble of students conversing the heavily loaded vehicle, controlled by Luke Warme B.A.C. '28
rolled to the busses' haven, the
new Bus Station.
Many years had Luke toiled to
attain the heights of his profession
and at last he had succeeded. He
first received his start by riding as
n. student to and fro—between a
place called Varsity and another
one called All-get-out-here-Sasamat.
He had gazed with envy at those
aloof gum-chewing persons who
had the privilege of closing doors
In profs.' races. Sometimes they
even told the highest officials
where they could get off at.
So from afar Luke hoped, that,
when the university people had finished annoying his sleep with harsh
bells and hard exams, he might become an Important person for
whom all waited in line.
One day, unaware to all the unsuspecting students, the ninth vice-
president ot the bus Arm was
travelling incognito on one of the
busses. He had fully Investigated
the transportation system and hod
decided that the riding facilities
were satisfactorily uncomfortable.
He was absent-mindedly thinking
of the day when he would be eighth
vice-president and then seventh
when suddenly a hoarse voice cried
out from the rear of tho bus,
"Where am I?" Looking under all
the seats he found Luke wedged
in between the leg of a seat and a
pair of shoes, size M. F. M.
Luke had been innocently wondering whether the station clock
had Roman numerals or whether
they were stationary when a rush
ot students had carried him Into
the bus and had left him there iu
an unconscious or natural state.
"Ah!" cried Ilie bus olllcial.
"you are Ilie living example of the
high stale ol' Imperfection our busses have reached. Come with me
and I nl1! see thai you are amply
rewarded." At the olllce Luke wa.s
asked for his qualifications I'or the
position of bus-driver. "Well," he
answered blushlngly, "I've listened
lo English Profs, lor four years
and so I would know how to talk
to the machines whether sneering-
ly or sarcastically or condescendingly. I can say "Step forward
please" In blank verse and yell ln
Chaucerian."
"Oood," replied tho official,
"you've got the Job."
Thus again did a varsity education prove Its worth In the world.
Alleged Jokes
Epistles From
Abdulla Pasha
Hullan Mohammed Itniem Boy El
llekrl Mosherlb;
lu the name of Allah, greetings to
your Majesty, lo Ihe wives In your
harem, to the camels lu your oasis,
to the slaves In your attendance, may
you forever prosper.
My rather, I arrived in this country
after a long sojourn on that four-
smoked vessel, The desert here must
be far Inland i'or so far I have seen
only a great oasis. When I got off
the vessel, a beggar came up to me
and touched his forehead, I could see
that ho was not blind so that. I gave
him no alms. Then he started to
walk off with my baggage, but I
caught him in the act and shot him.
As I started to pick up my bags, the
Shiek of the village, Mayor, they call
him, hit me on the back and said,
"Well, well, ir It Isn't Big Bill, how's
tricks In Chicago?" I didn't say anything because I knew he wasn't speaking to me.
What queer ideas these people have!
Almost everyone has a camel, like
those that came to our oasis during
the War. Remember them, wheels
spinning this way, and that way, they
eat thick oil, not olive oil nor palm
oil, nor yet Palmollve soap; but a
thick black oil that smells like Nurrl,
the blind camel driver. The camels
here drink a kind of smelly water,
that men sell on amost every turning
In the street. Their drivers have most
peculiar ways of handling them, I
tried to get one to show me how to
sit and ride, but he only laughed at
me.
For one small piece of gold, I got. a
driver and his steed to take me to
my new home, far on the outskirts of
the village, On the way the driver
told me a lot about his car, as he
called It. Some are called autos, some
taxis, and the rest were called Fords.
Those that visited ur. were Fords.
Most of the cars here have a glass
fence all around and a roof on top,
to keep out the rain, because it rains
here almost all the time. After some
minutes of riding, he stopped ln front
of a building, and let me out. I think
he must have been a magician because when I gave him the money, he
said he couldn't change lt. I was
lucky to get out before he changed
me Into something else.
Eventually I was shown a room in
the   building,  and  was  Introduced   to
a lot of other men.    They Invited me
out, as one of them had just bought a
' camel,   Ford-kind,  he called  lt Lizzie,
; hut, it didn't answer to its name.    We
I fill went  lor a ride on it, ten of us,—-
, two  came   buck,   I   felt all  twisted   up
i Inside, ami swore thai   I  would never
again lide In one.    The man that, was
driving   had   u   hard   time  of   lt.     He
had   no   reins,   nor   even   a   stick   to
guide   it,   all   he   did   was   to  turn   a
wheel—backward   and   forward.     We
went,   over   a   small   ant-hill   In   the
street,   (silent   polceman,  they  called
it), and the car bucked, throwing me
out, I landed on my head, ao I didn't
hurt myself.    They soon stopped and
picked   me  up,   and   although   I   rode
home, the rest walked, that Is all but
the   driver.
Now, may Allah smile upon you until the end of time, for until then I
remain, your devoted son and heir.
Abdulla Pasha.
"These modern universities are getting altogether too big."
"Yes, some of them have buildings
that are seven or eight blocks from
the stadium."—Ex.
»    •    ♦
Director—"Are you sure that this
plot Is original?"
Film Writer—"Sure, It Is, Tho guy
I stole It from made It up out of his
head."- Kx.
He (enthusiastically)—"Would you
like to go to the opera next week, and
then to the Kits for dinner?"
She (rapturously)--"! would he delighted"'
Ho    "Then go ahead,"    Ex.
...
Mose—"Ah heah's yo' wife Is gettin'
all uppity these days wif a new second-hand hat. and sech stuff,"
Rastu.s—"Dat's no He, brother. De
next thing Ah knows dat woman'll be
wantln' shoes."—Ex,
Stranger — "Is there a vacant lot
near here?"
Senior—"Well, there's the freshman
class."—Ex.
*    *    *
First Oood Little (Jlil -"And you
say there are three reasons why you
didn't   like   Archie?"
Second Child—"Yes;   I  simply can't
stand him, I simply can't stand him,
I   simply   can't   stand   him."—Ex.
...
Politician's Daugher "I hope Jim
doesn't  propose to-night."
Her   Mother    "Why?"
Politician's Daugher "My nedept-
ance speech Isn't, quite finished yet,"
—Ex.
.    e    •
Inquisitive Old Lady "Whore did
those large rocks come from?"
Tired Oulde—■' The glaciers brought
them down."
"But where are the glacier*?"
"They have go ie back after the
rocks."—Ex.
Litany Coroner
♦♦4++4+-M
WISHES
Some people
May
Wish that they
Were
Librarians.
Others,
Not so ambitious,
Wish to be
Millionaires,
Or Royalty,
Or speed-cops.
Aggies
Often wish
To be Sclencemen,
While Sclencemen
Yearn
To belong to the Faculty
Of Arts.
Professors
Would like
To be movie stars
Or Muck Editors,
Freshmen
Wish
They were Seniors;
And Caf-dlners
Wish
They were dead.
No one
Is
Satisfied.
Except Seniors
And Librarians,
I, too
Have my yearnings,
For long
I knew them not,
But now
I know.
I was at the Frosh Reception.
I wish,
I wish,
I WISH
That I were
That big, brave red-headed
Individual
Who won a prise;
For he
Has done something
That thousands
Have yearned
To do—
And never done.
Mysteries Behind
Closed Doors
THE CAF.
Investigations have been secretly
taking place In the Caf. From behind
the closed doors where no one dares
venture comes the food that Is seen
peacefully reposing on trays. A apodal di legale from the curiosity section of the Muck page has been able
lo penetrate the harriers by overcoming the guard with a leii-ceul
lip.
When he had entered and gazed
upon the various machines that tormented the meat and vegetables beyond recognition, lie gave a full re
port of tho mysterious procedures
called  recipes.
"They led me, blindfolded and gas-
masked, into the frying area. Here,
when I was allowed to gaze through
the smoky mist, I saw squads of
trained sausages going through complicated manoeuvres in order to get
themselves out of the frying pan into
the fire so as to havo that burnt flavor you love to taste.
A huge apparatus lifted heavy
weights and dropped them on potatoes that meekly filed by In alphabetical order. The result was mashed
potatoes ln the finished state.
The huge vats where the soup Is
boiled solved the standing mystery of
lost materials from Chemical labs.,
and also missing Ink-bottles.
To my right was the potato peeling
machine that deftly removed the skins
without cutting and hurting the vegetable, lu the centre were tho emery
wheels used to grind up Ihe meat for
hash. To Ihe left stood a huge nickel
apparatus which, when fed water, coloring and fine gravel, turned out cof-
fee.
The proprietor's pride whs a gran-
He emailing machine that ably turned
lump sugar Into llnely granulated
sugar,"
The reporter's only plaint was that
Ihey didn't lake the saddles off when
the  cooking  was  proceeding.
Patient (angrily)—"The altte of your
bill makes my blood boll,"
Doctor—"Then that will be twenty
dollars more for sterilising your system."—Ex.
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and Faculty got tho
10% Discount.
After you havo teltctod
your purchase just
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Phone, Doug. 2766-R
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DAVID SPENCER
LIMITED THE    UBYSSEY
OfrroRRK 9th. 1928.
EX-QUEENS SWAMP
VARSITY JUNIORS
On Saturday Varsity Juniors lost
their opening soccer tilt against Ex-
Queen Mary 4-1, As Trimble Park
Was unplayable the league fixture was
postponed and an exhibition was
played at Lord Byng High School.
fix-Queen Mary were the better
team throughout and pressed continually. After half an hour, England
give Varsity the lead with a good
goal, the only score In the tlrst half.
Only good work by Stafford and Smith
prevented an adverse score In this
period.
Ix-Queen Mary opened the second
canto with n rush and quickly tied
the score. Lack of practice told on
the college team and their opponents
ran through an additional three
counters, overrunning a tired team,
The Varsity men were out of practice and played In a slip-shod fashion.
Stafford and Smith worked hard and
saved many goals. Miles wob the
kick ot the halves. The forwards were
weak and did not play together. Bng-
land was perhaps the kick ot the
latter, although Wright did not get
enough of tho ball to shine.
Varsity's lineup: McGregor, Smith,
Stafford, Martin, Miles, Sanderson,
Wright, Wiles, McKollar, England and
Freeman.
Badminton Players
Arrange for Big Year
Badminton enthusiasts will be
pleased to hear that the Hill Club has
been secured for exclusive use
use between 5 p.m. and 8 p.m. on Saturday evenings. The use of this hall,
together with the Kitsilano Gym.,
which is available on Wednesday
evening, should Insure a banner year
for the Club.
At a well attended meeting Friday
noon, "Nlc" Solly, President, outlined in concise form tho arrangements for the coming year, paying
special notice to the Now Vancouver
nnd District League In which wo have
two teams entered. Judging from the
new material which has appeared
there is a good chance of coming out
well in this League,
Outstanding In the newcomers, as
evidenced from first night's play, were
Gould, Holmes, Patten and Wrltuh
for the men nnd Beth Pollock and
•lean Russel for the ladles.
All those contemplating Joining the
Club should report nt the Kitsilano
Gym,, Wednesday, October 10, at 6:80
P-.n. sharp.
Freshman Ruggers
Lose toJx-K. George
• The old story of an inexperienced
team, fighting hard to the bitter end,
became truth again on Saturday at
Brookton Point, when the Frosh Intermediate English Ruggers downed to
tho heavier, more efficient aggregation ot Bx-King Oeorge in a 2ft to nil
defeat.
The college team lost two men by
accident, one in each half, materially
weakening the squad. Cotterell and
Bower were the choice of the representatives. Ex-King Oeorge has greatly improved their form of play since
last season and their eight tries and
one goal were well deserved.
On the Varsity team were: Cotter-
oil, Bower, Leckie, Hamlin, Gordon,
Curtis, Cleveland, Mercer, Bruce, Lad-
nor, Maconnachle, Hisette, Weld,
Lemmers and Davidson.
Canadian Rugby
(Continued from Page 1)
To start tbe final quarter Westminster lost Ave yards for being offside In the line scrimmage Vurnlty
then received a setback of ten for
a forward pass from aittus. A succession of bucks by Robertson failed
to gain the necessary yardage. Sullivan, however, recovered thu ball for
the Red and White on Varsity's second down, but the Royals were held.
Shields finally kicked to the 10-vard
line where d'Easum wns pinned.
With three bucks trom Bartlett. Mux-
well and Robertson, Westminster passed their 20-yard mark. On tho thiH
down Crawford reached the oposiie
30-yard line with a kick. Dickson
made 25 yards nnd Wentworth scored
again around the right end. Smith
failed to convert On the first down
following Crawford's kick, vVe.i'inin-
ster lost 10 yards for offside, Arter
two downs, Grader kicked to tin deadline, and the final whistle bl'iw n
minute later.
Final Score: Varsity 25— New Westminster 0.
Referee: Sax Crossley.
Varsity: Smith, Cainozzl, Hell,
Pearce, Jackson, V, Odium, Duncan,
Coleman, Selby, R. Odium, Berto,
Qittus, Dickson, Gillanders, Wentworth, Graner, Shields.
Milk Producers Finance
Dairy Research
In order that any possible dangers
from undulant fevor contracted
through use of cows' milk may bo eradicated, tho Certified Milk Producers
of California havo for the second time
made an appropriation of $l,O')0, tor
research by the University of California under Dr. Karl Meyer, director
of Hooper Foundation of Medical Research.
For many years it was though' that
undulant fever could bo contracted
only from tho use of goats' milk, but
recent Investigation has shown thai
It Is probably also curried by cows'
milk, In recent yoars the number of
canes, though still comparatively few,
have been on the Increase, and definite steps towards Its control nre
felt necessary.
The University already has an ox
tensive series of feeding experiments
started, for the purpose of determining how and when the germs causing
undulant fever are transmitted from
milk to animals. Strangely enough
the fever attacks adults rather than
children, though the childran are per
haps consuming more milk.
VARSITY SOCCER LOSES
TO SUGAR TEAM
Varsity'B Soccer team took the field
against the B. C. Sugar Refinery on
Saturday, and came out on the small
end of a 6-0 score, owing to the loss
of two valuable men. The strongest
part of the Varsity team was the
bolMine, with Wright holding the
tricky Roots fairly safely. Mitchell
and Chalmer played well at fullback,
and Newall and Hyndman were always effective. Roberts at outside
right and Partridge, his inside man,
need more combination practice, ill-
gley, a new man, should develop Into
a real centre-forward, and the old men
on the team will probably regain
their speed after the first game or
two.
As the play went, the Refinery
should have won by only one or two
goals, but weakness on Varsity's Side
contributed to their total.
GRASS HOCKEY CLUB
TO FIELD TWO TEAMS
The University Men's Grass Hockey
Club held their first practise on Saturday at Connaught Park. A turnout
of fifteen men snowed a decided increase of interest and will enable the
Club to enter two teams in tho city
league this year. Most of last
year's team have returned and, with
the addition of some new talent, the
prospects for this season look very
bright. All men wishing to play hockey who have not yet turned In their
names to tho secretury, are requested
to see Oh Richmond or Sid Clarke as
soon as possible. Watch the notice
bim i ds for the announcement of prac-
tl>l'>H,
Situation Vacant
Would arrange personal Interview
wtth one or two students past their
freshman year, who are desirous of
making good earnings, selling a real
necessity of highest quality to fellow
students.
Advertiser is Canada's largest and
fastest-growing selling organisation.
Call at Room 514 Orpheum Building
or Phone  Sey  4248.
REID'S
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Home-Mi.de
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872 Oranvllle Street
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STICK ARTISTS WILL MEET
SOUTH VAN. ON WEDNESDAY
The team for the flrst league game
In women's grass hockey will be
selected at a practice on Monday
night. The game will be played Wednesday afternoon at 3:30 against
South Vancouver High School on tho
school grounds. List ot players will
be put on the Club notice-board ln
the lower Arts hall on Tuesday afternoon or Wednesday morning.
A meeting of all women interested
in grass hockey will be held on Wednesday at 12:15 in Arts 10S. All
members should be present, since the
program for the year will be outlined
and sticks will be distributed to those
Playing that afternoon. Those unable
to attend this meeting are asked to
see Muriel Harvie at once. I
Salaried Couriers Sought
Student,    prafernbly    with    car,    to
take Ubyssey copy to printers located ,
at 616 Homer Street, from th« imiver- ;
alty    every    Monday   and    also    every ,
Thursday.    Nominal salary.
Harold Teen
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Colors—Blue and Gold
$4.50
New Irish Poplin Ties, $1.50
Turpin Bros., Ltd.
Men's Outfitters
629 GRANVILLE ST.
Fine Repairs Real Service
D. S. BEACH & SON
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Phone: Point Orey 26
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DENTIST
Dr.W.E. Alexander
Dr. \V. E, Alexander wishes to
announce that ho will be available
to the Students of the U.H.C. for
dental work at his evening office
at the corner of Tenth Avenue and
Sasamat, above the Vancouver
Drug Store. This ahould prove of
great convenience to tho Hliulonts.
Dr. Alexander will be nt Iuh office
late afternoons and evenings. He
alao withea to say that bin work is
fruurnntcntl and that he ia prepared
to offer very apecial rates to University BtudontH. Remember 1.1 HKt
at the end of the bim line.
Phone, Point (Iroy, 808 X.
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669 Dunsmulr Street
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WHERE STUDENTS MEET
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ittle taller than most fellows—a little shorter-
stouter, or built on racy lines—you need a special
model Tuxedo. We specialize in fitting "hard-to-
fit" College men in smart evening clothes. Smart,
clean-cut, hand-tailored, silk-lined Tux—
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... and so the "80" became a "90'!
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It actually happened. Jack
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Jack had a clean, neat-looking
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more laboriously written."
Setting aside all other
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lutely Non-Leakable C&ps,
Largest Ink Capacity of any
pen of its typo and siae, and a
'"Guarantee Against All Defects—and you have the finest
school or college pen that
can be made. Try one now
at a nsur-by pen counter.
Look for "Geo. S. Parker—
DUOFOLD" on the barrel to
be sure.
Till', rARKEK.
FOUNTAIN   PEN COMPANY,   LIMITED
TORONTO  *, ONTAIUO
Mule In Csnsd.
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* TH. Psiks* Duofold Pountsln P»n Is msd. to
|lv. liClonisstlcfactloft. Aflv dsfectlve psrts
will b» r.pl.cd without ch.rg. provided
eomplsi. pan U s«nt to ih. factory with
lie for return poM.g. .nd reglittsttort.
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