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Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia
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VOL. XVII.
VANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, JANUARY 15, 1935
No. 23
Editor Hopeful
Of Publishing
Literary Supp.
Student writers of the university
refuse to take the poet-graduate challenge lying down Statements to the
effect that the writing brains of the
university have emigrated in a body
are being disproved daily, as manuscripts appear in the publications
office. Poems, short stories and
book-reviews have already come in,
and it is believed that this year's
literary supplement will be in no
way inferior to the productions of
past years.
The last four-page supplement was
published thrae years ago. A single
sheet brought out in 1934 loused considerable Interest at the university
and elsewhere, and the demand for
a more ambitious supplement has
been insistent. Prospective contributors are reminded that publication
is to be at the ond of /ebruary, and
manuscripts dhould be In the hands
of the editor well before the deadline date.
Start In "Smoke
Screen"
\
U!ra
Musical Society
Trys In Progress
Tryouts for principle parts in the
Musical Society production  of Gil-
.'\bert and Sullivan's Operetta Ruddi-
»|:" . gore, are not completed according to
ii   jan official announcement received to-
, V day.   It is intimated that several stu-
i'.i ) dents  who  delighted  Mikado  aud-
!)    dences last year will bo heard again
'■''   into year in leading role*, while other
\    'vocalists who  took  minor  positions
r   In the Mikado will share the spotlight in the forthcoming production.
It is expected that a final dtotribu-
(     tlon of leading parts will be made in
the near future.
Chaos Result Julian Huxley
Of Snowfall
HORRIBLE   SCENES   OF
DESTRUCTION ARE
VIEWED
ALICE MORROW
Alumni Players To
Perform This Week
STUDENT NIGHT AT THE ALUMNI
PLAYS-FRIDAY-FBEE
Nearly thirty members ofc the
Players Club Alumni are walking
feverishly this week puparing for
their first annual presentation of
four one-act plays this Friday and
Saturday evenings    Fridav has been     __
designated student night and all un-1 d'ismtrg7ated"'^to"fragr^ents.
dergrads and  their friends will  be     At leMt four of the broken wln_,
admitted free of charge. dows were Bhottt.red by a marauding
The four plays run the gauntlet of, band of ^^n^ wn0 marched on
the Arts Men's Common Room, and
destroyed three windows with a
withering barrage delivered from the
tremendous distance of twenty feet.
Whistling snowballs, tinkling glfss,
and the tramp of marching feet accompanied tho year's first fall of
throwable snow. Ten windows went
west to the tune of twenty-five dollars caution money and several students narrowly escaped injury. Miss
Allison, stenographer in Mr. Lea's office, was rudely startled when her
window was broken by a stray snowball. Incidentally the criminal suffered a relapse of conscience and
went in to take his medicine.
Connie Baird received the remnants
of a window and three snowballs in
her lap, as sho listened to a psychology lecture in Applied Science 202.
Dr. Pilcher, who was discussing the
simultaneous presentation of stimuli,
responded to this one in the form of
a low jump, then dismissed the class
and went to see the dean.
Professor Brand was interrupted in
a lecture by a rnowball aparently intended to enter <i partly opened window. "Badi Shot", he mid and thrust
his head out *■> discover the thrower.
He withdrew it smartly, however, as
another misslel (.pattered against he
window frame a few Inches above1
his head, and abandonee! the search!
Professor Weot'b draughting class
was also disturbed whon a window
To Speak Here
WhileOn Tour
WELL-KNOWN WRITER TO
VISIT U.B.C. NEXT
WEEK
Totem Editor Asks
More Co-Operation
Another change has been made in
photographic  asrangmeents   and   tho
pictures will be taken en the stage
as  in  former  years.    Time  is   still
precious and all students are requested  to make a special effort to fiil
their   appointments.     Time - tables
should be handed in immediately.
Wednesday—
9:15 McGeer, Mary
9:25 Brown, Clare
9:35 Hilton, Irma
9:45 Herbison,  H.
10:05Wood, A. J.
10:15 Bowen, J. F.
10:25 Cornish, G.
10:35 Bogardus, J.
10:45 Clayton, H. H.
11:05 Hall, A. M.
11:15 Clarke, M. F .
11:25 Wrtson, G.
11:35 Eaklns,  M.
11:45 Tweedale, F. J.
1:05 Smith, H. W.
1:15 Swift, S.
1:25 Daniels, Alice M.
1:35 Browne-Clayton,  Zee
l:45Parnall, J.
2:05 Andrews, W. J.
2:15 Pearson, L. T. H.
2:25 Town,  V. J.
2:35 Wilson,  M. M.
2:45 Campbell, B.
3:05 Black, Jean
3:15 Todd, L. P
3:25 Winter, M.
3:35Rlngle, V.
3:45 Clotworthy, Joan
Thursday—
9:15 Cockburn,  G. H.
9:25 Lundy, Ruth, B.
9:35 Ritchie, M.
9:45 Spurling, K,  Dora
10:05 Edmonds,  R.
10:15 Mclntyre, J. A,
10:25 Weiss, Bella
10:35 Dolson, G. W.
10:45 Filmer, E.
11:05 Stephenson,  M.
11:15 Dicks, J.
11:25 J.   R.   Hontig
11:35 Shaw, D. W.
11:45 Webber,  M.  F.
1:05 Sumner, J.
1:15 Komiyama, T.
1:25 Cunningham,   Norah
1:35 Alpen, F.  F.
1:45 Hall,  E.  M.
2:05 Pyle,  J.  M.
2:15 Fisher, J. Ii.
2:25 Leeson, R. B.
2:35 Peirson,   A.
emotion, commencing with, "Fantas
tic Flight,' 'a modern play in an unique setting. This play has as cast,
Mr. D. Wodlinger, Mr. A. E. Lord,
Mr. R. C. Harm, Mr. Jack Emerson,
Mr. D. Brown, Mrs. F Anderson,
Mrs. O. Shrum, and is dlrect|d by,
Mrs. Hunter Lewis.
A mystery play, "Tha Sister Who
Walked in Silence,"  is next on the
program.   Directed by Mr. R. C. Har-
I ris, the cast includes, Mr. D. McDon-
[ald,  Mr.  A.  Smith,  Mr.i.   F.   G.  C.
Wood, and Miss Betty  Jack.
Dr. Jack Nash directs the third
play, "Smoke Screen," a jtangster epic
of the New York underworld. The
cast is William Buckingham, who directed "A Momrnt of Darkness," at
the Christmas plays, Miss A. Morrow,  Mr.  P.  Palmer.
Tommy Lea end Gordon Hilker,
who only left the campus last year,
together with Miss M. Darnbrough,
form the cast of the final play, "Love
in the Ape House." This sparkling
comedy is directed by Miss I. Harvie.
One of the four plays will be chosen by the Alumni player* to be presented at the Canadian Drama Festival in the spring. Mr. I,arsen, Hon.
President of the Plavet? Club, and
the well known cdPtr.rn.st, Jimmy
Butterfield and Mr. Leland Hodson,
will judge the plays on Saturday
night.
Students are reminded that they
may attend Friday's performance for
no charge. Saturday's audience will
attend by invitat.on only.
Registrar Announces
1935-36 Scholarships
The Massachusetts Institute of
Technology announces several fellowships and scholarships for the next
season. This institute offers advanced
courses and facilities for research
ieadng to all degrees. Financial assistance to students in the Graduate
School is provided by full and part-
time assistantships, teaching fellowships, graduate fellowships, and by
the Technology Loan Fund, carrying
salaries up to $1200.
Radcliffe College, Cambridge, Mass.,
offers scholarships and fellowships
for graduate study. Those are open
to women holding college or university degrees who present evidence of
high scholarship and fitness for advanced study. Further information
regarding both the above scholarship
offers, can be obtained from the registrar.
2:45 Roberts, J,
3:05 West,  P.  M.
3:15 Munday,  O.
3:25 Fordyce,  H   J.
3:35 French.  R.  H.   B.
3:45 Kirk,   L.   RI
U.B.C. Faces
Epidemic
The students of the University have been exposed to infection from scarlet fever during the last week, according to
the University Medical authorities, which means that all students who have not yet had
scarlet fever are liable to come
down with it and should report
at once to the University Health
Service.
A man ln 1st Year Arts developed the infection on January 10th and failed to report
this condition at the time.
Any person therefore who has
been in contact with the student and who has not had scarlet fever previously will possibly come down with the disease within the next few days.
In this case, the student was
attending lectures at the University and thoroughly exposed
everyone that he encountered.
It is the duty therefore, of all
students to report to the Health
Service at once in oider that
thty may be thoroughly examined. In this way we will be
able to avoid any epidemic outbreak on the Campus.
In the meantime any studettt
feeling in any way indisposed
is requested to remain at home
and inform the Health Service
over the telephone.
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LOST
One  pair  horn  rimmed  spectacles
in  black   leather  case,   between  Library and Arts Building.   Return to
pub office.
A lecturer whose addresses are eagerly awaited wherever he goes, an
author and writer of authoritive scientific works, a poet with a recognized position in literary circles, and a
biologist of world-wide reputation
will visit this University next week
in the person of Professor Julian Huxley.
The versatile English scientist and
man of letters is at present concluding
a six weeks' lecturing tour of the
United States. He will address a meeting to be held In the Auditorium on
Monday, January 21st, at 8:15 p.m.
He has chosen as his subject: "Science
and Social Need." Dr. McLean Fraser
will preside as chairman.
Educated at Eton and Balliol
Professor Huxley was educated at
Eton, where he was King's Scholar,
and at Balliol, where lie was Brak-
enbury Scholar. Between 1908 and
1910, he was Newdigatje Prizeman,
Naples Scholar, and Lecturer in Zoology at Balliol, thus revealing a rare
combination of literary and scientific ability.
In succeeding years, he Became research associate of the Rice Institute,
and for three years (1913-16) he was
assistant—professor of the Institute at
Houston, Tekas. During 1918, he was
a Staff Lieutenant attached to G.H.Q.
in Italy, and after the War he became a Fellow of New College and
Senior Demonstrator ln Zoology at
Oxford. Mr. Huxley .also took a leading part in the organization of the
Oxford University Expedition to Spitsbergen in 1921.
Visited East Africa
Since 1925 he has been, first professor, and later honorary lecturer,
of Zoology at King's College, London;
and from 1926 to 1929 he was President of the National Union of Scientific Workers, and also Fullerian Professor of Physiology in the Royal Institute. In 1929 he visited East Africa
in order to advise the Government
on Native Education.
Important Publications
Professor Huxley's more recent, and
perhaps  better  known,  publications
include: Essays of a Biologist (1923);
Essays in Popular Science (1926); Animal Biology (with J. t   S. Haldane,
1927);  Africa View
o/ Relative Growth
Captive   Shrew
Prominent Students Express
Views on New Campus Movement
PHRATERES,   WOMEN'S   SOCIAL   ORGANIZATION,
MEETS WITH APPROVAL AND DISAPPROVAL
"DEPENDS ENTIRELY ON PEOPLE IN IT' SAYS PRESIDENT MATHS
By Donna Lucas
Phrateres is still too much of a mystery on the Campus
for approval or disapproval to be decided about it. It is aa
organization whose sole object is to bring a spirit of greater
unity and friendliness to the women of the Campus. There
seems to be some doubt, however, about its success. If it fulfills its aim it will be a great boon to the Campus. Otherwise H
will be just one more half-hearted "Club".
O Clare Brown, tho moving spirit ef
the organization, explains the vital
need for it on the camous. "It to,"
she said, "largely because we have
no residences that we are so scattered and so disunited, but as it to
at present, out-of-town girls, Freshettes, graduates, and girls not belonging to Sororities hav.> no chance
to get acquainted."
The  organization   is   international,
and has strong  backing.   Fees  are
Anti-War Five
Plan Conference
The Student Anti-War Committee
is busy preparing as broad a representation as possible for the campus
movement  against  war.    In  calling
a preliminary conference or delegates ■"*"•    ?red Bolton> M*"'8 AM**e
Rep, had the same point of view—
for January 23 in Arts 103, the five
students on the provisional committee emphasize that they want representatives from every htudent body
to attend, whether the organizations
they represent ure in favor of the
movement or not.
In this way, it is felt, thc pros and
cons of the movement can be weighed
for the benefit of the student mass.
War and the future of students as
citizens are felt by many to be closely related.
The Anti-War movement on the
campus is non-partizan. It has no
political  affiliations.
A^wtpeeed manifesto has been
drawn up by the temporary committee, as follows:
"The supremacy of the developing
imperalist forces makes necessary the
inter-racial co-operation of students
against the warmakers of all countries. '
"In all parts of the world grave
doubts exist as to the chances of preserving peace. Disarmament conferences have failed with almost monotonous regularity, and the Washington Naval Treaty haa finally been
abrogated
"Phraters should fill a breach that
has existed around the University
for some time."
When the President of the A.M.S.
was asked what he thought of Phraters he said, "It to an excellent or-
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U.P.C. Preacher
Rises To Crisis
Editor's Note: The following scriptural account toad inspired by Ver-
tural account was inspired by the
sermon delivered Sunday by Vernon
"Smith, when l%n*rend Andrew ftod-
dan was caught by a storm.
Lo, a great wind arose and the sea
became troubled and the waters
thereof; deep called unto deep, and
the Reverand Andrew Roddan was
sore afraid. The hour cf service approached, yea verily, and still the
parson approached not from the island of Gambier. Verily then did
Vernon Smith of U.B.C. quake might-
            ily. for he was assistant minister at
There can be no' ques-ithe time and tl,ere wos no discourse
t
(1931)- Problems
(1931), and The
and Other Poems
(1932). He is famous for his wireless
talks, his poetry, and his numerous
scientific papers and miscellaneous
articles. He is a brother cf the English author and scientist, Aldous
Huxley, and a grandson of the celebrated Thomas Henry Huxley.
LOST
Spectacles in brown case. Finder
please return to Hazel Wright via
Arts Letter Rack.    Urgent!
LOST
A   black   Waterman   fountain  pen,
on Friday.    Finder pl°aae communicate with E. Yotabe via  Arts Letter
Rack.
LOST
Wahl Evershnrp Fountain Pen.
Mottled black and whita. Lost around
quad Friday noon. Rewxd. Richard
du Galpin III. Artr, Letter Rack.
tlon that the menace of Imperalist
war is growing on all sides.
"To combat this menace the university students ln many countries
have already joined forces in protests
against the needless wasto of life and
property occasioned by war. Throughout thc United States organized student opinion against war grows daily.
In France, Cuba, Britain and Spain
the fight continues to unite the
schools and colleges in a mass resistance to war and to that form of cultural decadence which leads to apathy and finally to militarist dictatorship. This same movement must
be extended in Canada.
"Centres of culture must now as
never before declare themselves as
being on the side of Intellecutal honesty against lying and hypocrisy. In
fighting against war, students automatically place themselves on the
tide of honesty and fuir play; for
war, more than anything else in the
world today, has been exposed as
scandalously wasteful, corrupt and
futile. In addition, war directly aims
at students as a class.
"Last November, the students of
Canada, in an effort to express their
opinions about war, answered a questionnaire which was circulated
throughout   the   universities   of  the
country. They answered it In no un-
interest in their executive should be certam terms UBC students, by
attracted to this meeting by the dis-lthelr ^^^ showed clearly their
cussion which wil! be held with re
Arts '38 Elections
To Bejeld Today
The class elections of Arts '38 will
be held in Arts 100 ut 12:15 today.
Cam Gorrie, Junior Member, announces that two nominations for
the position of class president have
been received—one for Dave Lewis
and one for Ronald Andrews. Nominations for other offices on the class
executive will be made at the meeting.
Any members of Arts '38 who lack
gard to the class party. The big
night for the Frosh thi.) term will
occur on Feb. 1. A good turn-out
is essential if adequate plans are to
be drawn up for this affair.
NOTICE
Notice has been received from
Students' Council that all applications for the stage must be
made on the regular application blanks and passed by the
Stage  Maintenance  Committee.
answers,
opposition to war,
"It now behooves those who answered the questionnaire to unite with
those who did not and with the Student Anti-War Commlttes in a solid
movement against war under the
leadership of those campiu organizations which have jointly issued this
bulletin.
"To this end a conference of all
organiations on the campus has been
called for Wednesday, January 23,
in Arts 103. At this conference plans
for an anti-war campaign will be
drawn up. No organisation on the
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prepared.
The hour of sendee drew nigh and
Vernon lifted up his voice and cried:
"This is First United Church in Van-
couverrrr, the church of the open
door, coming to you over station
CKFC. And then, that the scripture
might be fulfilled, he opened his
mouth and taught them, saying:
"There was a certain teacner named
Roddan who was becalmed at the
Island of Gambler, but the waters
rose and the wind howled and ne
lamented greatly for he could not
return to teach in the synagogue by
seven-thirty. His son Samuel, fearing greatly, prayed to an official of
the government of the place to succor his father, and the great man
opened his mouth and said: "TheA
has arisen a tempestuoui wind called
Eurodydon, and Mtther mm v
stars appear; there to no hope that
he shall be saved." But Samuel lamented greatly, and the great man
was touched with pity, and he fared
forth into the tempest. And it came
to pass that the Almighty stilled the
waves to let His chosen pass, and
the teacher was rescued from exceeding  great  peril."
And the people in the synagogue
were exceeding glad, and the assistant, Vernon Smith, harangued them
at great length as befitted one that
cometh from U.B.C, and he was
glorified  before his brethren.
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COMING EVENTS
Tuesday, Jan. 15
12 noon, Frosh Elections, Arts
100.
7 p.m., Inter-class Swimming
Meet, Crystal Pool.
Wednesday, Jan. 16
3 p.m., Phrateres Tea, Women's Lower Common Room.
Thursday, Jan. 17
Noon,   Arts    106,    Canadian
Football.
12:15,  Musical  Society  Recital.
FRESHMAN ELECTIONS AT NOON TODAY •v f
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By Nancy Miles
TUESDAY, JANUARY 15, 1935
BIDDING DAY
Any freshman who has received a fraternity bid today has a very important decision
to make between now and tomorrow. For if
he joins a fraternity he will find it the most
powerful influence affecting him during his
college career, whether it be for good or for
bad.
Hence he should not allow his decision to
be changed at the last minute by any sudden
high-pressure sales talk or other such momentary consideration. After his contact with the
fraternities during the rushing season and
what he has learned about them in that period, he should base his choice on these elements. The problem is too momentous to be
decided on any last-minute persuasion.
SNOW
Snow is unusual in our fair city. When it
obligingly covers the campus we make the
most of it in our exuberant and somewhat
childish way. Snowmen and snow-forts take
us back to public-school days, and our little
battles are no doubt wholesome and invigorating, all in the spirit of good clean fun and
altogether a Good Thing. Ladies are courteously treated and professors are not molested. But even a good thing can go too far, The
fact that lectures were dismissed due to bombardments from outside reflects poorly on student spirit. A window or so is bound to be
broken in the excitement, but the wholsale
breakage in recent years is unnecessary. The
tinkle of broken glass is very pleasing and the
damages, when distributed over the student
body, do not amount to a great deal; but it is
unfair to break windows at the expense of
those who do not have the satisfaction of
breaking their own. If each individual were
personally assessed for his damages there is
no doubt that everyone would aim more carefully.
SWEEPING STATEMENTS' DEPT.
We haven't got over the New Year spirit
yet, when people pick superlatives in everything so this week we continue. We're making
a list of the ten people who should be most
ashamed of themselves, but probably aren't.
The first person on the list is Joan Crawford, and if she doesn't know why she should
be, well, she should be twice as much so.
The second is a composite of the million
(well dozen) sport reporters who insist on
saying that a prize fighter lay prone with his
chin to the stars. My friends, prone means
on one's tummy. Just try it some day as the
noospepper guys would have you.
That the third and fourth, too.
Fifth comes the man who shakes hands
with you New Year's as if you were his last
nickle, and with his diamond ring turned inwards. There's a man should be walked around
if encountered.
Sixth come the infinitive splitters who besiege one on land and sea and also in the air
(most especially) and probably under the
earth, too. Just wait till we get hanging participle conscious and the rest of you will go,
too.
Seventh and eighth come Kathleen Norris
and- Alexander Woollcott for mooing and
whinnying with varying degrees of taste, I
leave it to you which varied, all over America's front pages for the Associated Press during the past fortnight anent a current kidnapping case.
That makes me ninth for reading it. Arthur wouldn't. I only read part of it, but I'm
plenty ashamed.
You can fill in the tenth for yourself. Better be careful, we're going to do this every
so often.
WAR AGAIN
We note with interest the formation of an
"Anti-war Committee1' on the campus, for the)
trend of feeling in this line is most important
to the universities of today. The crusading
spirit which has always been a student attribute is a part of all such movements, and we
hope that it is not too large a part of this one.
If an appeal is made to the university as a
whole it would be well to bear in mind that
sincerity in upholding the aims of a group is
more important than enthusiasm for mere
membership.
FROSH ELECTIONS
GREAT THOUGHTS DEPT.
Cod liver oil is a great influence in man's
life in more ways than one. Did you ever
take it?
If you pour it out of the bottle yourself,
you find you have to wash your hands after
every taking, if you want to approach forget-
fulness between doses. And on the bottle it
says three times a day. Problem children's
parents please copy.
Once we met a man who was of so sensitive a palate on sunshlney days he swallowed
all the vitamens A and ejected the vitamens D.
The first class election of Arts '38 takes
place today at noon. This is the occasion
which will indicate to the student body at large
thc class spirit of this year's freshman class,
and will determine its activities for the next
year. We would strongly recommend to the
freshmen that they turn out in full force today, both to have their own say in the election
of Ihe executive, and to show that executive
that, it has their whole-hearted support.
USELESS INFORMATION
If you are observant and go to the library
conscientiously or otherwise, you may notice
two gargoyle like figures in stone over the
door. One is an old man with a long white
beard and a book. The other is a comely young
simious anthropoid (monkey, dope).
The first is labelled in Latin, and being
translated reads "Fundamentalist." The other
is also in Latin, and translates "Evolutionist."
One of the people without whom this feature could not be what it is, (Heaven help
him), investigated the reason for these. And
do you know why they are there? Neither does
anyone else.
The architect when approached explained
as best he could. When the library was almost
complete someone noticed that there was no
design over the main door, and felt the artistic
need of something.
At the same time the famous Scope trial
in the Bible belt was functioning. It seemed
of everlasting importance, and the observer
'felt the incident should be immortalized, so
up went the figures of the old man and the
monkey, opposing each other, as usual, and
there they remain to this day.
The moral is that if you feel something is
of ever-lasting importance, hesitate before you
carve it in stone or it may thrust itself on 175G
impressionable minds, and harry the intellect
of an enquiring reporter and an architect.
And it seems to make a monkey of the Evolutionists.
FORWABD
The purpose of this column to to
serve the Sciencemen. 1 hope we are
doing it. If not let us know—all cooperation and help to appreciated.
We try to give an up-to-the-minute
report of meetings and Science doings. Give us n hand by turning in
your ideas to your claas representative or to Bruce A. Robinson before
Saturday noon.   Thank you.
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ILLUSTRATED
SMUTTERINGS to now encased in
suitable surroundings so you should
feel 'more at home or work as the
case may be.
Am in receipt of two fine sketches
from "J.J.M." (Thanks, but who are
you?)
We will try to print tho occasional
cut that is of Interest to the Engineers—so get busy boys with black Ink
and white paper and let's sea what
you can do.
Designs for posters for Engineering
Open House on Feb. d are also in
order. Sign oainters will be in demand soon, so think up some bright
ideas, fellows.
• »   •
SMUS LAST WEEK
At SMUS meeting on Thursday last
the Science hats were exhibited and
a number of you signed op for them.
The class presidents will all have a
list today so that the rest of you can
put down your headsize.
The "Yells and Songs of the Engineers" were practically a sell-out
at the low price of 15 cents—a few
may still be obtained from presidents.
• •   •
TO FELLOW SECOND YEAR
STUDENTS
Speaking seriously, 1 fail to see
why there has to be such an infernal
row in every M.E. 2a lecture.
We all know that Mr. West is a
good fellow and is putting his best
into the course he is giving us.
CLASS & CLUB
ARTS '37
Sophomores please note! Unless the
fees come ln faster there will be no
party at the Grill.   Act accordingly.
(Signed) Clarence Idyll, Pres.
MATHEMATICS CLUB
The  first  meeting of  the   Mathe
matics Club for the spring term was
held Thursday evening.   Mr. Volkoff
spoke on "Mathematical Applications
of Vectors."
There will be a spocial businses
meeting of all members in Arts 208
Thursday noon.
ART CLUB
Mr. J. Vanderpant, of the Vanderpant Galleries, will address the Art
Club on "Lyrics and Epics in Photo
graphy" on Wednesday, Jan. 16, at
8 p.m. at 3857 W«st 10th Ave. Anyone wishing to attend Ihii meeting
please communicate with Winifred
Bingham.
V.C.U.
Don't forget our daily meetings! On
Thursday, Mr. West, student pastor
of Calway Baptist Church, will give
a paper on 'Confucianism," commencing a series of talks on Non-
Christian religions at the Thursday
meetings.
I think that it to only fair that we
should reply in kind. Think it over,
fellows.
(Signed) Ray Jones.
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CHEMICALS GETTING INTO FORM
Each Monday morning the 4th year
chemicals gather to hear a fellow
student discuss his summer essay.
Last term, H. P. Godard, L, Cunningham, and D. A. Robinson each
outlined their essay topic and explained points of interest.
This week S. Williamson started
the ball rolling and E. Gautschi, will
give it another push ne>t week, and
T. L. Brock will keep 'er going after
that.
• •   *
ATTENTION, THIRD YEAR
Mr. Eldridge, piesident, and Mr. E.
A. Wheatly, registrar of the Engineering Profession in British Columbia,
will address the third year students
in Applied Science on Wednesday
noon.
All third year students are expected to join tha association No fees
required.
George Armstrong succeeds Gordie
CLASSICS CLUB
The Classics Club will meet on
Wednesday, Jan. 16, at 8 p.m., at the
home of Miss Eunice Sibley, 4515 W.
12th Ave. Mr. William Grant will
give a paper on "Writing and Transmission of Manuscripts." All members are urged to attend.
PHILOSOPHY CLUB
There will be a meeting of the
Philosophy Club on Tuesday, Jan. 15,
at the home of Dr. Pilcher, McGill
Road, at 8 o'clock Mr. Jack Bell will
read a paper on the "Psychology of
Religion."
S.C.M.
Today at noon, Mr.. Bruce Gray
will speak in tho S.CM. room on
"Finding Life." The vesper service
will be held Wednesday at 3:15 in
the S.CM. room (Aud. 312). These
services will be held each week at
this time for fifteen minutes. Everyone welcome.
SKIEH3' NOTICE
There will be a general meeting
on Tuesday, Jan. 15, at noon, in Ap.
Sc. 237 for discussion of the formation of a ski team to compete with
Washington.
SWIMMERS!
All students who can ,-wim or dive
should support their classes by turn-
in.« out for tho Intei'da'Si meet tonight. Races will start ;;t 7 p.m. in
the Crystal Pool, ^pcelators are
welcome.
Tuesday, January IS, 1935
DSB^DBsasassasaHBassBBSBsnssaaaBBnBBsats
Bain as president of Third Year. The
Xmas turkey must have gotten Gordie down.
Salutations to a parting soldier.
• •  •
~     MUTTERINaS
D. F.t We get our eccentricity from
hte B.C. Electric.
Prof. Thompson: W.C. — tungsten
carbide—should not be confused with
Wedding Chapel, as tha latter may
seat from 500-600 people.
T. L. Brock: I don't know which to
worse—'smutty mutterlngs' or 'muttered smutterings.*
• •  •
Dr. Hebb: 80 x 2 equals 40 x 1.
Take your time if you don't see that
at once.
And speaking of a certain course
in heat, "The marks are not so hot!"
says he.
Question,  "Why do  1 always get
booed when I make cracks like that?"
• •   •
Mr. Nowlan: I have j'est received a
list of new books. One of them to
called 'How to Relax' by a man who
has spent twenty-five years in research on the subject.
• •  •
Prof. Thompson: That reminds me
of a story—it ought to be good, after
aging in wood for thirty years or
more.
• •   •
Dr. Marshall: I studied late that
night—must have been until 12 o'clock.
Dr. Warren: Very good signs, but
it takes a lot of signs to make a
mine. •»   «   •
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Garterless Sock Causes Trouble
It is rumoured that the Collegiate Sock has filed suit for
non-support against the delinquent Disorder of the Garter. The
Whole-proof committee of investigation has been set to work
to gather evidence and to straighten the coils in the recent hose
controversy.
The committee has already dtocov-$ 	
that the fluctuation in the stock  a,»„,
JOKE OF THE WEEK
He: I got a bad cut on the lip
last night
She: So I see, dull razor?
He: No, rough road.
market on wool, silk, cotton and lisle
to not responsible for the drop in
socks. Men on the campus who go
about with ths leg apparel draping
their shoe tops almost to the point
of immodesty, claim it to the latest
wrinkle in socks But v/orking on
the rational theory that there must
be a cause the investigators have a
clue that the balloon t>pe of trousers might be to blame.
As this type of garment, which
piles up about the me.is feet, prevents the cold from entering and
supposedly shuts off thc vision of the
critical observer from the telescoped
sock, therefor it seems unnecessary
to employ the elastic apparatus which
some claim is detrimental to health.
Some say that this new elimination
has helped many a man to'make his
nine o'clock on time.
Needless to say everyone has noticed this epidemic of Sagging Socks
that has afflicted nearly every male
leg (Science mostly) on the campus,
and it has aroused no small alarm.
History
Of English
Literature
We have a public. Last week we announced that no one
reads the Muck Page, except the printer. This week we get
a letter of protest, from the printer, which all goes to prove that
we were right, and our only reader is—the printer.
As the Muck Page only concerns us and the printer we
thought we'd have a mutual admiration Muckatorial, and tell
you all about that unseen hand that every Monday and Thursday tucks the dear little Ubyssey in bed, unhonoured and unsung. Under the greasy press machines our Ubyssey printer
stands, his brow is wet with manly sweat, he's got printer's ink
on his hands. Half an em, half an em, half an em onward, into
the printer's office comes the six hundred (pub staff), oil to
the right of them, ink to the left of them. Swear words doth
thunder, their's not to reason why, their's but to do or die. Pity
the poor printer. The evil men do live after them, the good is
oft interred with their bones. So be it with the printer. The
noble Muck editor hath told you the printer hath no morals,
and the noble editor is very honourable. Last week we slammed
the printer, this week he slams us. In this land of habeas
corpus every person is entiled to defend himself; the following
is the printer's defence of himself and his morals.
Inanouta Der Pub
The hardest part about this column
to the typing of it. Jokes, puns, and
rhymes are the easiest thing in the
world to find—both good and bad.
But when we begin to pound the
keys of the office typing apparatus,
more commonly known as "Elsie,"
we find that all our jokes have been
spirited away, and we have to hunt
for new ones. Which b.-ings to mind
a recent conversation \£a had with
the 'one and only,' ''A nice girl
shouldn't hold a young man's hand,"
we warned. "A nice girl has to,"
was the replyl
0 DON'T LITANY CORONER
SIT ON ME!
SMUS
(Continued fiom Page Two)
stant)—a  very  good  combination  of
letters,—and means, as you know, a
number of things.
•   •   •
Two Bees: Tiiat brunette looks
like a dirty blonde.
B.A.R.: That is a 'lipstick he to
holding, not n screw-driver.
Limerick Corner
Below we print two limericks. If
you can think up better last liras to
them, please send them in as our
waste basket needs filling up. Next
week we'll make YOU compose the
final line.
There once was a feminine joker,
Who disguised and attended the
Smoker.
But a Frosh who was hep,
Destroyed all her pep,
Being a much too solicitous stoker,
A handsome your person, hight Binks,
Slipped in as a girl to High Jinks,
But the length of his fest
Laid bare the deceit,
And  they dragged  out his body in
links, by jinks.
We will give a prize of $50 to all
those  who  send   us   in   an  original
limerick for noxt. issue.   Hand it in
no sooner than June 16, 1934.
Chaucer's Li/o
Chaucer was th<? son of a . . . vintner (fooled you). Through his father's Influence, he. got a position as
court page. Later ho went to the
wars, where lie was captured. King
Edward paid the tremendous sum of
IS pounds for his rensom. This
shows how unable even kings are to
read the futuiv.
Later, he received an appointment
to a clerkship. Soon, he received a
pension, and a ration of wine. A little later, he was allowed a tun of
wine a year. Hut near the turn of
the century, the king cut off his
wine so, in 1400, he died.
Elizabethan T'vnes
From Chaucer to about 1520, not
much literature was perpetrated, but
suddenly alonj came th? Renaissance,
and England was deluged with literature.   She his not yet recovered.
Bottle's Miscellany was the first
volume of poetry published as such.
Then along came Wyatt (not to be
confused with Surrey) and Surrey
(not to be confused with Wyatt) with
their sennets (not to Le confused
with poetry). A host of other writers made this period unbearable, especially to th>sc writing English 2
exams.
(Next, Shakespeare, Raleigh, Bacon,
etc.)
Dancing Classes
Special Rate* of $3.58 for
Ten Lessons
Ballroom Dancing tn Class ta
UNIVERSITY and HIGH
SCHOOL STUDENTS
Boguuienf Classes start Friday,
January 11th and lsth, at 8 p.m.
Novikoff & Platowa
Dancing School
560 Granville St
Phone Sey. 1968
Anti-War Conference
Planned
(Continued from Page 1)
campus should permit itself to be
unrepresented at this conference.
"Students of U.B.C! Elect your
delegates to the January 23 conference! United against the common
enemy, War."
The Student League of Canada,
U.B.C. section.
The Varsity Y.M.C.A.
The Student Christian Movement.
The Cosmopolitan Club of U.B.C.
Students Express
Opinions
(Continued from Page 1)
University Book Store
Hours: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Saturdays, 8 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Loose-Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books and Scribblers
at Reduced Prices
Graphic and Engineering Paper, Biology Paper
Loose-Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink
Ink and Drawing Instruments
Crepe Paper for Masquerades, etc.
ALL YOUR BOOK SUPPLIES SOLD HERE
ganization, excellent, but it depends
entirely upon the people in it, to
make it a success." John Sumner,
Pres. of the L.S.E., expressed approval in that Phratercj seemed to
promise for the women a united organization as prominent in University
spirit as the SMUS. He said, "It
will be a good thing if it ooesn't form
cliques."
There to a practical view of Phrateres. If the women don't want to
form a single arid undivided group,
there to no hope of the plan being
a success. Madeleine Bowden, vice-
president of Arts '37, herself an organizer, admitted the ides to be
good, but felt that it would need a
lot of sincere effort.
Margaret Powlett, president ot the
Players Club, said, "The general feeling in Washington University, where
Phrateres already is installed, is
that girls just won't nux." Of all
the opinions given this seemed to be
the only definite information available.
The aim* of Phrateres are certainly
worthy. If tho organization is a success, which will be possible only with
the co-operation of the women students, the campus should be socially
improved. If it attains tho measure
of success attributed to st in the universities to the Mouth of us, its promoters  will   ba  amply   lvvanlcl.
Wear in, wear through
And w*ar out, the
Printer codgertates
A coruscating concoction
Condemning the condign
Undercurrent  ca'umnously
Conspicuous in the Muck-
ator's comments on tho
Printer's morals.
•   •   *
It's all very . . .
Well,
Very ....
For Muckators
(Bull-baltlng brethern
Of Matadors)
To 'sinuate doubt
About,
Not to say flout,
The Printer's morals:
We know, know,
A thousand times—
Don't ever SAY that!
We know it's one
Of his pet stock-in-trade
Asperities.
But the veriti3s
Of the case—
(Receptacle
For reassorted pi)
Demand,  I say,
I say . . .
(What do I say—
?)
Vertees case dmand,
I resume,
Proliferous,
Vociferous
Protestations.
Your Dallywho-ers,
And Ruggers
With a B
In  their  cognomen,
Have got us
Abso-turpltudinously
D
O
W
N
!
(You must come
DOWN sometime!)
.... I love screamers!!!
Hit  'em,  Harry!!!
!!!!!!)
Ink,
Clotted for years
Under the cylinder press,
Rolled with old oil
Is not blacker
Nor more turbid
Than our secret
Speculations
On the
Hoo,
Witch,
Wat,
Wy,
Wen
And Wear
Of Muck.
Is Chang Suey
All hooey?
Is he fooey
With gore
Of innocent Oscar
Scribblewell?
And, 'slid, did
Capt. Dt.mitall
(Ah capt! my capt!)
Spoofus
About Rufus
McGoofus?
We don't know, know,
A thous—
Don't ever SAY that!
O don't
Litany
Coroner  sit  on   r;e!
"The  bells of hell go
JOKING
BACKWARD
Believe it or not, when the Unl
versity was in the old Fairview
buildings, people were able to be
funny—even in such surroundings.
Some of the jokes on thc old Muck
pages were even worth repeating, and
that's just what we're going to do.
Here goes ....
She passed
I saw
And smiled
In answer
To my smile.
I wonder
If she too
Could  know
Her lingerie
Hung down
A mile.
He: What would you* do if I kissed
you?
She:  I'd yell.
He: No, I'm still hoarse from last
night.
Even ln  1924 there were   a   few
budding campus poets-
She used to sit upon his lap,
As happy as could be;
But now it makes her seasick,
He has water on the knee.
Judge—You are sentenced to hang
by the neck until you are dead.
Collgee Stud.—Judge, I believe you
are stringing me
If the printer doesn't feel too
shocked after reading that one, we'll
record the conversation that we overheard between two spoils reporters
yesterday:
First S.R.—Connie says she's wildly in love with her new car.
Second S.R.—Yes, just another case
where man is displaced by machines.
A TRAGEDY
Scene One
One lion and two hunters.
Seme Two
One lion and one hunter.
Scene Threa
One lion.
The End.
And now for a sad story called,
"Still Marine."-
A Freshette enquired &> the library
if "The Red Boa'." was in.
"We haven't that book," she was
told. "Well it must be 'The Scarlet
Launch,'  then."
No book with that title was listed
in the card catalogue, according to
the assistant.
"But I am sure you have the book,"
replied the Freshette, and drew from
her note-book a slip of paper on
which was written a title.
"Oh, I beg your pardon," she
blushed, "It's the "Rugby Yacht," by
a man named Omar."
Marie
According to the featuro editor, the
only difference between an Insane
asylum and a university to that you
have to show some improvement to
get out of the asylum.
On New Year's Eve, people are in
the habit of drinking toasts to anyone or anything that can be used
as an excuse. Here's a novel toast
that we picked out of the Manitobian.
A toast to the lovely:
To the ladies, who are like watches;
pretty enough to look at, sweet faces,
and delicate hands, but somewhat
difficult to regulate when once set
going.
—Manitoban.
What   does   avoirdupois
mean?
Antoinette — Well, I couldn't say
what it means in English, but in
French it Is, "Have soma 'peas."
They probably had as much trouble putting out a Muck page as we
have. Anyway, the followng excerpt,
entitled "Ain't it the Truth?" strikes
a responsive note:
Getting out a paper is no joke.
If we print jokes folks say we are
silly.
If we don't, we are too serious.
If we publish original matter, they
say we lack variety.
If we publish   things  from  other
papers, we are too lazy to write.
If we stay on the job, wu ought to
be rustling news.
If we are rustling news we are not
attending to business in our own
department.
Getting Out a Paper is No Picnic.
Likely as not somebody will say we
got this from an exchange.
So we did.
A GRAMMATICAL KISS
A kiss to always a pronoun, because 'she' stands for it.
It is a conjunction because it connects.
It is singular because there to nothing else like it.
It is an interjection, at least it
sounds like one. 'Fashion note—don't
smack, it's passe.)
A kiss can be conjugated, but never
declined.
It is a preposition because it governs an objective "case."
And as a young lady once said,
"You may press a kjtos upon my lips,
but you must not publish it."
The above discrtion may be a bit
elementary to sophisticated seniors,
but we feel that the Frosh will always be glad of some help on a perplexing subject such as the why and
wherefor of the kiss.
The honeymoon may be said to be
over when he discovers that hia pet
lamb is just a bit bossy.
And so we conclude the "Inanouta"
for this week. Until next Tuesday,
don't forget that the reason women
are called "the fait of the earth" to
because they are always driving men
to drink.    Good night.
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
For you, but not for us" *
For all the serifs
On .our types
Ward devils and their fuss!
J's and U's
Come after Z
In the cap case,
Then comes thc
Ampersand.
Etaoin,
T gotta be pom!
Rut—remrmher!
it's  had   form
FOUND
Black Waterman's fountain pen at
SMUS meeting last Thursday. Apply
Mr. Horn.
To flout
The printer's morals;
For he loxup
Your forms
Twice weakly
To make an issue
For  you,
(Issue   derc,   Sharley?)
So take care
Of your  logotypes,
My  children.
And  your  pi
Will   ui'\ or   knew
Type  liee!
-De   Printer. Page Four
THE UBYSSEY
Tuesday, January IS, 1935
Victoria Wins 4-3 In McKechnie Gup Tilt
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Drop Kick By
Brown Ruins
U.B.C. Hopes
.   Leggat's Try Only Varsity Score
By S. T. MADELEY
Varsity's English rugby team went down to defeat before
the crimson tide of the Victoria Reps. Yes, defeat, because
Victoria was the better team. The score, 4-3, belies this assertion, you say, but I disagree. The Red forward men had the
extra speed and drive that the Blue and Gold lacked, and this
coupledcoupled with the fact that Varsity had the lesser percentage of the ball from the tight scrums, had its result, a bad
one from Varsity's point of view, but one which Victoria de
served.
The Capital City team kicked off
with a following wind and the added advantage of the slope. The ball,
going well back into Varsity territory, was got p.way to the threes and
after a concerted drive up the field
and some play in mid-field, Strat
Leggat, wing three-quarter, made our
first score with a try well out to the
side-line. Tha attempted converts
was unsuccessful. Again kicking off,
Victoria were able to keep Varsity
well within their twenty-five yard
line, and just twelve minutes after
the opening whistle, "Buzz" Brown
dropped a beautiful goal. From then
on Victoria prsesed us relentlessly.
Varsity Defence Holds
Kicking the ball high in the air,
which carried it down to our goal
line, they showed up Varsity's defence to advantage. Realizing thc
difficult position we were in, every
Varsity man brought out he best that
was in him. Despite the
repeated thrusts by the
opposing threes and forwards, they failed to
score. Why? Because
Varsity's defence is superlative. Shirley Grif-
Ltggat fin. at full-back, was
forced time and again to touch down
behind the goal line, and the resulting twenty-five line kicks made little headway egr.inst the prevailing
wind.
UB.C. Falls to Score
The second half told a different
story. This time it was Victoria who
had to defend, and this they did successfully. So successfully, in fact,
that they were able to make several
thrusts which threatened to materialize into scores. It was during this
half that several of the Blue and
Gold team made themselves conspicuous by their good play. Gross and
Morris were continually breaking
through from line-outs to make yardage gains, while Roxborough dummied his way brilliantly through the
opposition.
Robson Injured
With about twenty minutes to go
Harry Robson, diminutive acrum half,
incurred an ankle injury and was
forced to go off or a tew minute*.
Bird, a freshman and wing three-
quarter, deputized at tho base of the
scrum, and turned in a v«ry creditable performance
Summing up the game, however, 1
think Victoria should have won by
a greater score, more like 17-9, than
4-3, but they failed to do this bo-
cause our defence never gave them
the opportunity, and we did not score
more points because there were times
when we failed to make more use of
our advantageous position in the second half of tho game.
The Senior B.
Hoopers Win
From Ex Brit.
LOSE PRACTICE GAME TO
FORSTS
With their 24-15 win over Ex-Britannia on Thursday the Senior B
cagers stepped into a two-way tie
for second place in the second division of their league.
The Thunderbirds opened the game
with a rush which netted them a substantial lead. They maintained this
throughout the game. Every player
contributed to the total, with Ridland and Patmore taking scoring honors with seven and six points respectively.
The team showed good combination
with Carmen Ridland working well
with Wilf Stokvis and Bill Patmore
on the forward line.
Scores: Ridland, 7, Patmore 6, Stokvis 2, Phillips 2, Hardwick 4, Machin
3.
Lose to Fonts
In a practise game wit'.i Forst's Radio the Varsity team lost by three
points. In the first half the Thunderbirds showed a decided lack of Interest* in the proceedings, with the
result that they found themselves on
the wrong end of a 24-7 count at half
time. Varsity woke up after the
breather to .score eighteen straight
points, to make the final score 27-30.
The scoring was again fairly well distributed, with Miller, Patmore and
Stokvis getting the top counts. Ridland did not play.
Coach Dune Williams considers that
his team Is in good nhape to meet
Forst's and Telephones, the league
leaders, on an even basis.
Bob Osborne
Bob, who performed so ably for the
Varsity squad In past years, will lead
the V.A.C. team against hia former
team-mates on Tuesday when the
Thunderbirds meet the Wlnged-V
squad In a league tilt
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Maitre d'Hotel Umberto Trajella
Sey. 2111
P. E. Chester, Mgr.
Loggers
Defeat
Varsity
Series Even
After going down before a Varsity
second overtime onslaught the previous evening 44-46, the College of
Puget Sound basketeers came back
with a vengeance Friday noon to walk
over the Thunderbirds to the tune of
a 36-20 score. Thus the two squads
stand on an even basis in games won
and lost in the four game series, although the Loggers have a slight advantage in points.
Cabbages For Bolton
The game was one of the most ragged and sloppily played this season.
This was probably due to the inefficient refereeing, The two regular
officials, Referees Paulding and Parrot, who were supposed to be out for
the occasion, failed to arrive until
fifteen minutes after the game was under way, and Freddy Bolton was chosen to do the honors single-handed,
and before the end of the game was
the object of the loud-voiced disapproval of the spectators. He called
only'three fouls in the course of a
very rough game.
Varsity opened the game with its
second string forwards, and held its
own for a short while ln the first
half mainly through the good defensive work of George Pringle. When
Bardsley and Willoughby took the
floor, however, the C.P.S. had a substantial lead, which they held until
the final whistle. The flashy style
of these two stars did not seem to
fit in with the slower style of the
rest of the Varsity team , and as a
result most of the scoring from then
on was done either by Bardsley, or
Willoughby or by long shot by Dick
Wright.
Distinctive Attack
C.P.S. have a rather distinctive attacking system, which depends greatly on having a couple of eighty-inch
men on the floor. These players go up
and stand directly under the basket.
Their team mates take shots from
anyplace, and the standers-under-bas-
kets grab the rebounds and shove
them through the hoop.
The good work and accurate shooting of Smith and Stoffel proved dis-
asterous to the Collegian hopes, and
the uninspired play of the Varsity
team added to the ruin.
The teams and scores for the two
games were as follows:
C.P.S.-Tollefson 0, 8; Halfin3, 0;
Stoffel 14, 12; Smith 8, 12; Sandrigen
4, 2; Doersch 10, 2; Hatric 5,0; Milroy
and Wonders.
U.B.C.-Willoughby 12, 8; Swan 4,
2; Bardsley 12, 3; Wright 2, 4; Henderson 8, ; Pringle 8, 6; Ross 0, 2; Mansfield, Osborne,
Varsity May
Drop Inter
City League
Too Many Garnet
Varsity is in imminent danger of
being forced to drop out of the Inter
City Senior A basketball League, unless the league will stand by their
original agreement as to the number
of games to be played. The original
schedule was disrupted when McKenzie and Fraser dropped out of
the league last term. To fill up the
time it was decided to double the
number of games that each of the
remaining teems had to play.
1 Not satisfied with this arrangement,
Chuck Jones, of the Province team,
wants still more gamex Under his
plan Varsity would havo eleven more
league games, not counting the eight
Inter-Collegiate tilts, which come in
March, and also excluding any possible play-off games.
This would mean two and sometimes three games a week for the
Blue and Gold team, which to too
much to ask any squad to play, let
alone a bunch of would-be students,
who try to cram an hour or so of
study in each week.
"Faculty will not allow us to play
that many games," stated Jim Bardsley, cpatain of Ihe Senior A team,
"and our only alternative will be to
drop out of tho league if they insist
on lengthening the schedule i still
more. We agree to play eight more
league games, which is more than
the original agreement which we
signed last fall calls for; hut we can't
possibly play as many i>s eleven."
The league's decision is expected
soon on the matter.
Thunderbirds
Trim Dominion
Hoop Champs
Bardsley Tops Scoring List With 11 points
Led by Captain Bardsley, the Senior A hoopers returned to
their league encounters Saturday night with a smart victory
over Province, last year's Dominion champs, by the score of
35 to 32.
The Thunderbirds were a much improved squad after their
games with the American college teams and had the best of
the game from the first tip-off. They handled the ball well,
while Province were off their game to a considerable degree,
and relied on roughness to stop the fast breaking students.
Henderson opened the scoring and  ners but were unable to catch the
Women Hoopers
Lose Two Games
Varsity's Senior A Women's basketball team put ap a game fight on
Wednesday night in an attempt to
hold the champion Province quintette. They were badly outscored in
the first half, finding themselves on
the short end of a 31-8 score at half
time. However, in tho second half
they traded basket for basket with
the newsies, each scoring ten points
to leave the final count at 41-18.
Pat Lafon and Beth Evans were
high for the U.B.C. team with 6 and
4 points respectively. The rest of
the scores were: Thomas 2, V. Mellish 2, M. Mellish, Spencer, Haspel 2,
Parker, McMurchy 2.   Total—18.
Playing a preliminary to the Senior
A men's game on Saturday the Coeds dropped a hard fought game to
Spencer's by a 25-16 scow. The score
at half time was 16-12 for Spencers,
and a determined rally en the part
of the Blue and Gold te&m failed to
overtake the merchant lasses. Mickey McMurchey with 5 points, was
high for Varsity, with Put Lofan and
Beth Evans right behind her with 4
points each. Jean Thomas scored the
only other basket for the Thunderbirds.
his team ran up a six to nothing lead
before Province even handled the
ball. They kept the lead till five
minutes were left to play in the first
half, when Purves put hto team in
the lead with three nice baskets.
Bardsley and Swan quickly retaliated and the half ended at 18 all. This
first period was extremely slow and
full of "dirt."
Second Half Faster
At the commencement of the second half the contest speeded up, the
newsies taking a good advantage with
pot shots by Helem and Macdonell.
Willoughby and Pringle kept the
Thunderbirds In the running with a
couple of hard shots from the cor-
GYM CLASS
If you are in need of a real workout, or need to take that New Year
cramp out of your muscles come to
the gym class on Thursday at 4 p.m.
Dave Todd is the instructor who will
take you through your paces.
Successful classes wero held last
term and it is expected that everybody will take advantage of this opportunity to get some much needed
exercise.
Keep in trim! Coma cut to the
gym on Thursday at 4 p.m.
ICE HOCKEY
There will be an important ice
hockey meeting Wednesday noon in
Arts 108. The conch will bo present
to pick the tonm and everyone is
expected   to   attend.
FENCING   CLUB  NOTICE
Opening praoUoe in the  gym Tuesday, 5-f> and 6-7.    All members must
turn out.
Senior A's To
Meet V.A.C's
And Adanacs
Three-way Tie For
Second Slot
Varsity hoopsters are scheduled to
play two games tonight and tomorrow night, the former against V.A.C.
at the Varsity Gymnasium, and the
latter against he Ne.v Westminster
Adanacs in New Westminster.
The U.B.C. boys can go to the top
of the league if they take these two
fixtures. They now rest in a three
way tie for second place with V.A.C.
and Province, trailing the Adanac
by one game. Two wins will put
them ahead, and a loss to V. A. C.
with a win over the yellow-jackets
would  tie everything  up.
V.A.C. have been weakened lately
through the loss of Bus Haugh, high
scoring forward, who i' suffering
from a concussion incut red many
moons ago in an auto accident, but
have secured the services of Joe Ross
whose merit in senior company is as
yet untried. Bob Osborne will as
usual lead his Winged \ quintette
back into action after their Christmas
layoff and his boys are tiring to go.
Judging from their showing Saturday against the Dominion Champions,
however, Varsity's stars should be
able to somswhat dampen this enthusiasm.
No matter how tough V.A.C. proves
to be, Adanacs will ue tougher. In
spite of the fact that their showing
on their Christmas tour of the interior was lamentably weak, a full
strength Adannc team on its home
floor is always r, newly-wed's cookie
to swallow. Varsity hns (lone it once
already this year. In the second
league game of the sear-on th"y pot
a single point decision. The team
that geU the hrocks should win tomorrow.
Adanacs will present a slightly
changed lincun in this h ilf of the
schedule also. They have skmed two
ex-Mackenzio-Fraser stai\-\ Pit Bickerton n.d <?huck Holmes. Holmes'
style of play pai tieularlv will havo
to  be  watched by  the  Tlumdei birds.
champs.
Then our heroes put on a determined spurt with basket! by "Burp"
Willoughby and "Bugs" Bardsley.
Long John Purves was sent off for
four personals and right after Smith
was banished for tripping Willoughby who had been having a little feud
with the Province guard all evening.
Kennington was also sent off for an
intentional shove of Willoughby and
the red and yellow squad was weakened considerably.
Captain Bardsley took advantage of
the opportunity, tc sink a couple of
beauties from close in and followed
these up with two free throws to put
his mates ahead 33-30. Willoughby
also popped two free throws to match
>a basket by Helem and the game
ended 35-32 to give the Thunderbirds
their first victory over Province this
season.
13 Free Throws
Province had about 13 free throws
given them and sank only three, probably owing to the fact that Bardsley
stood close to them while they were
shooting and whispered them out of
their points.
Bardsley was high scorer for the
students with 11, while John Purves
piled up 12 for Province.
In the preliminary Spencer's Qlrl
defeated the Coeds by the score of
25-16. Gillis piled up 13 points for
the salesladies.
The scores:  Varsity— Bardsley 11,
Willoughby   6,   Prlnglo   6,   Wright, .
Swan 4, Mansfield 1, Boss, Osborne,
Henderson 7.    Total—25.
Province—Macdonell  7,  Peebles  2,
John Purves 12, Helem 8, Kennington 1, Smith 2, Wills, Jim Purves. <
Total—32.
Varsity (girls)-McMurchy 5, Evans 5, Thomas 2, Haspel!, V. Mellish,
M. Mellish, Lafon 4, Parker, Spencer.
Total-16.
Spencer's (girls)— Gillis 13, McKenzie 2, Seeley 6, White 4, Davis, Nixon,
Howe, Toughey, Stevens.   Total—25.
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